WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

Runewitt · November 18, 2009, 07:22:57 PM

granted, but you'll choke the next time you go out to eat. you wont survive because the waiter tries the hind-lick maneuver.

i wish i had a full time job that paid well, had good benefits, tenure and was something i actually enjoyed doing.

Liquid · November 19, 2009, 11:01:11 AM

Granted! You have suddenly developed a love for collecting bottles and cans all day long. It's a full time job, but since you know all the good spots it actually pays well. You do it so much, you decided to live on the streets! A big benefit of this job is you are cleaning the environment! On top of that you gain tenure as the greenest citizen of your city! Nobody really knows why you love doing what you do so much. But truth be told; you spend all your money on drugs....and the drugs are what keep you very happy. ;D

I wish that I could live a long fullfilling and happy life, void of drama.

ELDEMONIO · November 22, 2009, 02:50:22 PM

Granted! You now are now a talking tree who lives in the forest with hundreds of trees to talk to and away from humans or wars.

I wish I was a talking fish living in the sea.

michiko nakano · November 22, 2009, 07:18:27 PM

granted. oh no! you were caught by a native Brazillian boy who was fishing the Amazon River! It's unfortunate that you were killed. What's even more unfortunate is that you're not going to do that little boy any good. See, all he eats is fish and nuts. That's all protein. What he's missing out on is his vitamins and minerals. Because of the fact that he's not getting all the B-vitamins that he needs, he's going to get all sorts of unfortunate diseases. Unfortunately.

I wish that i was free to hang out with my poi boy whenever I wanted :) Hi, Kevin!!

Liquid · November 24, 2009, 02:55:47 PM

Granted! You are free to hang out with your poi buy whenever you want. However, people consider you crazy for wanting to always hangout with a type of sandwich....and they think you are even crazier for naming it Kevin. You are committed to a mental institution, with your sandwich.

I wish I was a zillionaire.

SimaSeph · November 24, 2009, 03:02:56 PM

Granted, for your imaginary number, you are given imaginary money.

I wish I had my suit of armor complete and properly sized.

Liquid · November 24, 2009, 03:11:52 PM

Granted. Your suit of armor is completed and properly sized. However, before Fanime you develop an abnormal gland syndrome and gain 80 pounds. You can't resize it in time.

I wish that console gaming was not killing PC gaming.

DentyneIce408 · November 26, 2009, 06:35:00 AM

Granted. Console gaming is no longer popular due to RROD and system malfunctions. Even though console gaming is gone, people migrated to playing handheld and board games thus still killing PC gaming.

I wish I had a wonderwall too.

Liquid · November 27, 2009, 04:31:59 PM

Granted! A wall has been put right in the middle of your room. Everyone wonders why it is there.

I wish I could afford all the expensive toys I wanted.

michiko nakano · November 27, 2009, 09:06:48 PM

granted! someone gives you a gift certificate to the nearest adult entertainment store! Now you can get that big, purple sparkly

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that you've always wondered if it would really fit all the way into your

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and still feel good!!!

i wish i didn't get sleepy from the triptophan (or however you spell it) in turkeys so easily...

Liquid · November 30, 2009, 11:55:52 AM

Granted! Turkey is now caffeinated! (Woot!)

I wish my boss wasn't so strict on tardies.

SimaSeph · November 30, 2009, 12:13:36 PM

Granted, your boss becomes lenient with the mentally handicapped, and berates you for showing up late again.

I wish I could master all types of sword-fighting.

Liquid · November 30, 2009, 12:20:46 PM

Granted! But shortly afterwards you decide to put your skills to the test as a crime fighter, and well.....you get shot and die.

I wish life was more fun.

ELDEMONIO · December 06, 2009, 04:08:14 PM

Granted! You now have the song FUN stuck to your head whenever you take a step.

I wish Liquid was online more often.:(

Jerry · December 11, 2009, 10:49:49 AM

Granted, but now you have to pay for ALL of Liquid's bills.

I wish it would snow in San Jose.

AbsolutelyCursed · December 11, 2009, 12:13:21 PM

Granted, but it would snow so much that you can't get out of the house to enjoy it.

I wish the US economy would get better soon.

Liquid · January 13, 2010, 03:42:36 PM

Granted....but it's a slow process, so you're going to have to wait.

I wish I was the master of time and space.

Jidai Geki · January 16, 2010, 08:50:35 AM

Granted... But The Doctor and his time/space traveling callbox always arrive in time to ruin you plans.

I wish there was a worldwide anime appreciation day.

MikoChika · January 17, 2010, 11:38:36 PM

Granted. Only you're dead before you get to enjoy such a day.

I wish I could sew better.

Liquid · January 19, 2010, 12:10:22 PM

Granted. You have been given a snazzy needlepoint kit with a walkthrough on how to sew the word "Better" onto a piece of cloth. However, you ended up spelling it wrong. :-\

I wish the power didn't go out this morning and turn off my Wii before I had a chance to save my game on the new Mario. :-X