WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

Elimeno · April 23, 2010, 10:33:42 AM

heh... this could be fun... I wish Dorian can make wishes again.

doriangray · April 23, 2010, 03:40:52 PM

Granted. They just won't be the wishes you want.

I wish for a shot of rum to go with my coffee.

Elimeno · April 23, 2010, 03:43:08 PM

ah, loophole I didnt expect... touche good sir

and Granted but your coffee is basically flavored water

I wish I had a sports car

k.worthley · April 23, 2010, 04:16:48 PM

Granted, but you lose the key

I wish I had a better job

doriangray · April 23, 2010, 05:26:55 PM

Granted. The company will downsize you the day after you are hired.

I wish I didn't burn the chili.

PinkHairSasuke · April 23, 2010, 06:03:54 PM

Granted! The chili has now burnt you instead.

I wish Chowder was always on

doriangray · April 23, 2010, 07:31:22 PM

Granted. You will now be able to watch the same episode of Chowder over and over again.

I wish my arms would bulk up faster.

c2chaos · April 24, 2010, 09:32:03 PM

Granted, your arms become so bulky your lower body can't support you.

I wish I had a cool sword.

doriangray · April 25, 2010, 07:23:26 PM

Granted. You now have a sword made of an icicle. It melts.

I wish for bountiful tactical knowledge for next Sunday's minis game.

Runewitt · April 26, 2010, 08:54:50 PM

granted, you shall recieve a full report first thing monday morning after the game.

i wish SKINIT.COM would print my order right, so i dont have to send it back to them again.

c2chaos · April 26, 2010, 11:40:10 PM

Granted, but your address is printed wrong.

I wish it was cold so my sword wouldn't melt. (T_T)

doriangray · April 27, 2010, 07:41:23 AM

Granted, now your sword of ice won't melt until it thaws, making it the perfect murder weapon. Unfortunately it is also cold enough that you die of exposure.

I wish my doctor's appointment goes well today.

monikamilani · April 27, 2010, 07:04:06 PM

Granted, but you suddenly break out with a bad case of amnesia right after.
I wish I could eat all your faces. I heard it tastes like beef. LOL

k.worthley · April 28, 2010, 07:01:07 AM

granted, but then you get food poisoing

I wish I had done my psychology homework sooner

PinkHairSasuke · April 28, 2010, 06:17:37 PM

Granted! You have now done it two minutes sooner then before

I wish I lived in South Park for a day

k.worthley · April 28, 2010, 10:35:10 PM

granted, but you replace Kenny and die horribly.

I wish I was moving to sacramento already

doriangray · April 30, 2010, 09:34:33 AM

Granted. You move to Sacramento.

I wish that I don't have to deal with any jerks at this weekend's gaming.

k.worthley · April 30, 2010, 02:16:08 PM

granted. Now you have to deal with blood-thirsty ninjas.

I wish I had $1,000,000

AbsolutelyCursed · April 30, 2010, 11:16:22 PM

Granted. However, it's play money.

I wish I had more time to do the things I wanted to do.

Runewitt · April 30, 2010, 11:36:22 PM

granted, you are now imortal and shall live forever, watching everyone you care about die, you shall have a thirst and hunger that can never be quenched, and shall be terribly disfigured.

i wsh i could win over a million dollars in the lottery, cash in the ticket, and live happily ever after.