WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

[c2chaos]

Granted but you get in a horrific roller coaster accident that decapitated you and all your money was used to produce a single clone of you and transplant your brain inside of him

I wish that all the lakes were full of fish.

[hikarihoshi28]

Granted, but alas! they are full of mercury. =P

I wish I hadn't seen spoilers for FFVII...

[heeroyuy135]

Wish granted, but now every other FF game is spoiled for you.

I wish I had a better job

[k.worthley]

Granted! But you die in a job-related accident. at least you died with a good job.

I wish pokemon were real

[c2chaos]

Granted. You are now a Magikarp egg...in a Poke-Egg exhibit being run by the most clumsiest Nurse Joy in the Johto Region and her ravenous, egg-devouring Chansey.


I wish I could read people's minds whenever I want.

[k.worthley]

granted, but or some reason, you can only hear their thoughts in a language you can't understand.

I wish I had a pony.

[c2chaos]

Granted!
I'd put that thing on a leash if I were you or a shock collar.


I wish I could comprehend and write in every language on earth.

[k.worthley]

(holy cow that's amazing!)

granted! but in exchange for these abilities, you can no longer talk.

I wish I had a collar for my new awesome pony

[c2chaos]

Granted. You get a shock collar for your pony but it's got the controls and you are the one wearing it. the collar can not be removed.


I wish these toys could talk.

[N.E.R.V.agent220]

Granted Their first words, Toys: I don't want a happy meal I want real food.

                                   N.E.R.V.agent: But Mc Donald's is all there is.

                                   Toys: F&$% Mc Donald's take me somewhere awesome.



I wish that the McDonald's @ Fanime becomes the ESPN Zone. (Toys:"CHEERS")

[monikamilani]

Granted, but now you are dragged into boxing and become blind from 1 lucky punch.
I wish I Could be skinny soon. Im soooo overweight for a girl.

[N.E.R.V.agent220]

Granted, Instead of dining at McDonalds start dining healthier and get a good workout here. http://www.espnzone.com/


I wish I could use N.E.R.V. protocols to stop gang violence.

[doriangray]

Granted.  Your first target is Cool and the Gang.

I wish my allergies would stop acting up.

[PinkHairSasuke]

Granted! They will now be under control for 2 mins.

I wish Chemistry was destroyed!

[lycan510]

Granted! But chemistry also destroys you at the same time!

I wish there was less time inbetween Fanime's!

[PinkHairSasuke]

Granted! There is one day less in between Fanime's.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

[monikamilani]

Granted! Then you Freeze and almost die.
I wish I could be a better cosplayer

[c2chaos]

Granted. You now have dissociative identity disorder.


I wish this advertisement would go away.

[lycan510]

Granted! But now 3 more advertisements have replaced it.

I wish I had a beer.

[c2chaos]

Granted but it's scalding hot and de-carbonated.

I wish I had wings.