WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

[Somebody]

Granted, but you fly too close to the sun and they melt.
I wish I didn't have to do my homework.

[c2chaos]

Granted. Some idiot does it for you and after you turned them in they put you in a weekend remedial class on the same weekend as Fanime!

I wish I could watch Fringe right now.

[Somebody]

Granted, but Fringe has been changed into an idiotic, irritating recap of Dora the Explorer.
I wish I had something more witty to say.

[c2chaos]

Granted: "I aim, Wii Todd did."

I wish I wasn't bored.

[Somebody]

Granted, but you are overworked and busy to the point where you wish you had time to even be bored.
I wish I'd won the art contest today.

[k.worthley]

Granted, but the prize was a trip to an island filld with ravenously hungry rabid panthers...at least you won the contest

I wish I wasn't crushing so hard on a boy

[c2chaos]

Granted. You are now crushing on a can of olives. Olive you forever!


I wish I had the job of my dreams.

[Somebody]

Granted, but your dreams have changed to dreams of being a slave to the stupidest people on Earth.
I wish I had more chicken.

[doriangray]

Granted.  You find some expired chicken in the trash.  It has green stuff on it that has already liquified.

I wish complete strangers wouldn't treat me like a child.

[c2chaos]

Granted, the complete strangers are each missing a limb which would make them incomplete, however, they treat you like an animal now

I wish I had some ranch to eat this celery with.

[Somebody]

Granted, but the ranch isn't dressing, it's a real ranch with screaming people who throw their pitchforks at you.
I wish my allergies would go away.

[c2chaos]

Granted. You now live in an indestructible bubble and anything you bump into bumps you back with 100 times as much force.

I wish I had some thousand island.

[Somebody]

Granted, but the people of the thousand islands rebel and stake you to a tree in belief that you are a vampire.
I wish I didn't have to fold laundry soon.

[c2chaos]

Granted. The laundry gnome steals your laundry.


I wish I wasn't thirsty.

[Somebody]

Granted, but you're drinking something nasty and spit it out-all over you friends. They aren't happy.
I wish I could finish reading this lame book and get the darn points already.

[c2chaos]

Granted you are done reading and you get one point, but when you go to put the book away on the self, it falls on your head and you forget what the book was about and you still don't know what the point is for.


I wish I had some watermelon.

[Somebody]

Granted, but you swallow a seed and it grows in your lung! (like that guy with the tree seed or whatnot a few months back.)
I wish people would stop nagging me about getting off the computer.

[monikamilani]

Granted! Then your computer breaks.
I wish I could switch souls with a 80 pound girl to see what it is like to be that skinny.

[Somebody]

*gasps in horror*
Granted, but then you worry so much about being skinny that you aren't happy.
I wish I could find my pencil.

[c2chaos]

Granted but the eraser has been chewed off.


I wish I hadn't eaten so much. eerrrrrgghh... (-____-)