WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

[Barnes]

You waste it all sleeping.

I wish I had tickets for the Blue Oyster Cult concert.

[c2chaos]

Granted but it was a concert with actual oysters and Momoi-cultists singing "Blue" in acapella.


I wish Fanime semi-annual.

[nf33]

Granted but the convention now only last for 3 hours.

I wish for a new pick-up

[PinkHairSasuke]

Granted, you now have someone who picks you up and carries you around.

I wish the cool weather would be year round.

[Runewitt]

granted, it's because we are slowly moving further and further away from the sun, and in ten years we will break our orbit and slowly move into the asteroid belt.


i wish i had a better source of income.

[nf33]

Granted you are now the head of a hedge fund only to be indicted on fraud.

I wish for a jet

[PinkHairSasuke]

Granted, you now own secret agent Jet Fusion.

I wish for a non-corruptable wish

[Runewitt]

granted, but it doest come true.

i wish my foot would heal, so i can go back to my regular duties at work

[c2chaos]

granted but your regular duties are to to kick lare blocks of iron.  I wish payday were yesterday

[nf33]

Granted but your check doesn't come in. I wish for world peace (now who would corrupt that wish  ;D)

[c2chaos]

I will.


There is world peace...

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I wish for world domination!

[nf33]

Granted. Lrrr from omicron persei 8 takes over earth. you are made to work hard labor.

I wish for a jelly fish

[PinkHairSasuke]

Granted. You now have a jelly fish inside you which will cause you immense pain

I wish for tacos

[nerd-chan]

Granted, but they have mold growing in them.

I wish for a blue plaid skirt.

[Runewitt]

granted, its two sizes too small.

i wish i could reheat the water i'm soaking my foot in, without having to get up.

[c2chaos]

Granted your foot bath turns into a foot broth and it looks like some cannibals are having you for dinner.

I wish I knew someone born on a leap year.

[Neliel]

granted, but they ran over your knew bike.

i wish i there was a tree around good for treehouse building

[Runewitt]

granted, but it's in the yard of the mean old man who hates kids and has a pack of pittbulls.

i wish for a lot of money for my birthday, so i can really enjoy fanime.

[SOawesomeness]

Granted, but your got a traffic ticket that you forgot to pay and the price went up.

I wish I get an A+ on this essay.

[c2chaos]

Granted but only because you would get an "A" for actually doing it anyway and the "+" is for remembering to write your name on it. So, half your class got A+.

I wish San Jose and LA weren't so far away.