WISH CORRUPTER!!!!! 2.0

[Barnes]

Look what you just did to San Francisco!  :-[ *Is in ruins because of your wish*

I wish people would stop celebrating a certain holiday and instead recognize a certain American atrocity.

[michiko nakano]

granted.  Americans now substitute "we killed bin laden day" for Christmas.

I wish fanime would get here sooner!

[heeroyuy135]

Fanime 2011 is the last FanimeCon as the con will post record losses and will have to skip 2012

I wish I had backstage access with FLOW

[nerd-chan]

Granted. You can hang out backstage - you'll just never actually meet the band or see the concert.

I wish I was good at sewing.

[MyMidnightAffair]

Granted. But everytime you run your hand through, you cut yourself multiple times.


I wish there were no such thing as Dinkleburgs.

[NinitheNinja]

Granted, but then there is the creation of something worse.

I wish I had a well-trained Quarter Horse.

[MyMidnightAffair]

Granted, but you cannot ride it, because it despises the sight of you and gallops away whenever it sees you.


I wish Rebecca Black was smarter.

[heeroyuy135]

Granted, but now her next (or first?) album will sell just as much as Michael Jackon's Thriller, pushing her to music immortality.

I wish I had the ability to upgrade all my old stuff at the low cost of $1/item.

[Liquid]

You now have the ability to upgrade your stuff from Grade C to Grade B, for the cost of $1 per item.

I wish I had 100% control of my brain power.

[MyMidnightAffair]

Granted. However, you can only use that 100% brain power when a dedicated  nun rejects the Lord.


I wish my Anatomy & Physiology class was easier.

[CobaltTempest]

Granted, but now your GPA drops one whole point.

I wish my asthma would just go away permanently.

[heeroyuy135]

Wish granted, but now you owe your health insurance ONE BILLION DOLLARS!

I wish I could summon a bus route whenever I wanted to.

[L0Lpants]

Wish granted, but the bus has no gas in it, so you're gunna havta push it. BTW, it's a double-decker bus.



I wish i can teleport to any location i choose on the fly.

[Barnes]

But that power only works once. Now you're stuck at........

I wish for some chicken noodle soup.

[PinkHairSasuke]

Granted! You now have soup of unplucked chicken cut into noodles.

I wish I was in Regular Show so I can live with Muscle Man.

[smurfqueen]

Granted! But muscle man is killed off.

I wish I didn't have to work anymore :)

[Runewitt]

granted, but you cant go to fanime because no one is willing to pay your way, and you eventually starve to death.

i wish i had them money to fix my truck.

[smurfqueen]

Granted! But then someone steals it.

I wish it was time for fanime already.

[heeroyuy135]

Granted, but now everyone blames you for the removal of the fountains.

I wish the new building was open already so that Fanime could use it.

[smurfqueen]

Granted! But fanime is now confined to just that building.

I wish my boss wasn't such a jerk.