Yo mama joke game!

Started by OniCourseMusha, February 24, 2008, 11:15:10 PM

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OniCourseMusha

I love yo mama jokes!  This is great experience to learn mama or insult jokes by saying each other!  Come up wit a good mama joke!
WARNING: THIS IS A JOKE GAME.  IF YOU FEEL OFFENDED OR BUTT HURT THEN LEAVE!

I'm gonna start!

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, someone yells "TAXI"!
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K&K4ever

Yo mam's so big, even Naruto can't believe it!
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Runewitt

you mamas soo dumb the thinks cannibals eat ramen.
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

K&K4ever

Yo mama's so big, Jaba the Hut said DAMN!
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Golden State Warrior

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

OniCourseMusha

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter!
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KawaiiAngel

Yo mama's so fat, when we go to the beach, all the whales jump out of the water and sing "WE ARE FAAMILLLYY"

Golden State Warrior

Yo mama so broke burglars break in and leave her money.

ChenCzen

I find your mother to be delightful woman.

did i do it right?
Except for ending communism, slavery, nazism, and fascism, WAR HAS NEVER SOLVED ANYTHING!!

Golden State Warrior

Quote from: ChenCzen on February 25, 2008, 07:35:43 PM
I find your mother to be delightful woman.

did i do it right?

I'm using this next time me and my friends get into a Yo Mama squabble.

OniCourseMusha

Yo mama's ears so big that when she stands next to the TV we get HBO!
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rubymoonIII

heres 3 from me:
Yo mamas so fat she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out

yo mamas so nasty she faurted on the  rainbow sour skittles popped out

yo mamma's so fat she put on a pair of guess jeans   the answer popped out.
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OniCourseMusha

Quote from: rubymoonIII on February 25, 2008, 08:46:22 PM
heres 3 from me:
Yo mamas so fat she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out

yo mamas so nasty she faurted on the  rainbow sour skittles popped out

yo mamma's so fat she put on a pair of guess jeans   the answer popped out.
I recommend post one yo mama joke each or else we'll run out of yo mama jokes!
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otakuya

Yo mama is gonna run out of yo mama jokes!

OniCourseMusha

Quote from: Otakuya on February 25, 2008, 09:57:12 PM
Yo mama is gonna run out of yo mama jokes!
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! lol! good one!
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Runewitt

yo mamas so dumb she dont know what all the jokes about.
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

otakuya

Yo mama's so stupid she's her own yo mama joke.


Man, I miss "In Living Color" now.

OniCourseMusha

Yo mama is so dumb, she stared at this orange juice for 20 minutes just because it says "concentrate"!
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Runewitt

yo mama heard it was chilly out and ran to grab a bowl.
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

K&K4ever

yo mama's head is so shiny, everyone thinks it;s a mirror
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.