Yo mama joke game!

Started by OniCourseMusha, February 24, 2008, 11:15:10 PM

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OniCourseMusha

#20
February 26, 2008, 02:04:15 PM
A classmate just told it to me.

Yo mama's so fat, she makes Fat Albert look like a Slim Jim!
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OniCourseMusha

#21
February 26, 2008, 02:10:53 PM
Yo mama's so sorry that anonymous forgave her.
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#22
February 26, 2008, 03:34:35 PM
Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

K&K4ever

#23
February 26, 2008, 04:22:52 PM
Yo mama's so dumb, she tried to keep track of the points on "Who's Line is it Anyway?"
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

KawaiiAngel

#24
February 26, 2008, 06:36:34 PM
Yo mamma's so dumb, she sits on the tv and watches the couch.

OniCourseMusha

#25
February 26, 2008, 08:45:50 PM
Yo mama's so ugly, that the government had to move halloween on her birthday!
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#26
February 26, 2008, 08:51:35 PM
Yo mama's so black, that when she went to Night School the teacher marked her absent!

Runewitt

#27
February 27, 2008, 12:46:34 AM
Yo mamas so fat she can use any desktop as a laptop.
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

OniCourseMusha

#28
February 27, 2008, 01:01:10 PM
Yo mama's so old, she farts out dust!
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#29
February 27, 2008, 02:39:17 PM
Yo mama so dumb she thought a fire hose shot fire
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Barnes

#30
February 27, 2008, 05:19:13 PM
Yo mama so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat, Captain Falcon drove around her and ran out of gas!
Yo mama so fat, she put on a green shirt and linebackers play the Super Bowl on her.
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OniCourseMusha

#31
February 27, 2008, 05:29:41 PM
ahhhh what the hell!  Post as much mama's joke as u like.

Yo mama's so dumb, she tripped on the cordless phone.
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#32
February 27, 2008, 06:05:33 PM
Yo mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.

K&K4ever

#33
February 27, 2008, 08:54:47 PM
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks a universal remote controles the univers.
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Runewitt

#34
February 28, 2008, 01:25:06 AM
Yo mamas so fat, shes got a truck scale in the bathoom.
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

TaikoMoon

#35
February 28, 2008, 03:36:21 AM
Yo mama's so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"
"Friendly fire isn't"
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#36
February 28, 2008, 02:16:29 PM
Yo mama so dumb, When I said "yo mama" she said "what?"
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Barnes

#37
February 28, 2008, 05:05:03 PM
Yo mama so ugly, her shadow quit.
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#38
February 28, 2008, 05:20:49 PM
Yo Mama's so unlucky her rabbit's foot caught on fire in a snow storm
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

OniCourseMusha

#39
February 29, 2008, 11:34:17 AM
Yo mama's so hairy that she has afro on her chest.
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