Yo mama joke game!

Started by OniCourseMusha, February 24, 2008, 11:15:10 PM

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Quote from: iNSOMNiAC on February 26, 2008, 08:51:35 PM
Yo mama's so black, that when she went to Night School the teacher marked her absent!

HAHAHAHAHAHA WTF. And here I was, thinking... "Man, these yo moma jokes are pretty shitty.", but oh man.

So this is what talking to Mikey in real life is like...



And so, that is how our pet mouse was named. It's been rather awkward saying her name in a sentence.

Me: So, what should we name it?
Him: Your mom.
Me: Your mom, it is!

Me: You know, it would suck if Your Mom died of cancer like the others.



Er, since I posted, I guess I should participate.

Your mom's so ugly, not even Sloth from The Goonies wanted to do her.

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We're building yo mama jokes as much as possible so it can be the shit!

Yo mama's so fat, when you lift her titi's, Elvis comes out!
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K&K4ever

Yo mama's so bitchy, some through a ball and she fetched it.
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Runewitt

yo mamas so easy, someone said "drop it" and a kid fell out.
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Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

ChenCzen

I think I get it now... try this one on for size!

I feel that the female that bore and raised you lacks the hygiene to be considered socially acceptable. Further more, she should be very concerned about her increasing body mass index. Perhaps both issues are tied to her habitual infidelity?

I hope that wasn't too harsh and take it over the line, if I did I apologize.
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K&K4ever

Quote from: ChenCzen on March 02, 2008, 10:28:13 AM
I think I get it now... try this one on for size!

I feel that the female that bore and raised you lacks the hygiene to be considered socially acceptable. Further more, she should be very concerned about her increasing body mass index. Perhaps both issues are tied to her habitual infidelity?

I hope that wasn't too harsh and take it over the line, if I did I apologize.

Your favorite book is a thesaurus right?
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

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Quote from: ChenCzen on March 02, 2008, 10:28:13 AM
I think I get it now... try this one on for size!

I feel that the female that bore and raised you lacks the hygiene to be considered socially acceptable. Further more, she should be very concerned about her increasing body mass index. Perhaps both issues are tied to her habitual infidelity?

I hope that wasn't too harsh and take it over the line, if I did I apologize.
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Quote from: K&K4ever on March 02, 2008, 01:57:14 PM
Quote from: ChenCzen on March 02, 2008, 10:28:13 AM
I think I get it now... try this one on for size!

I feel that the female that bore and raised you lacks the hygiene to be considered socially acceptable. Further more, she should be very concerned about her increasing body mass index. Perhaps both issues are tied to her habitual infidelity?

I hope that wasn't too harsh and take it over the line, if I did I apologize.

Your favorite book is a thesaurus right?

Im just not very good at making fun of people's mothers, I guess. I think its a little disrespectful and I dont think half the things said about them is true. I think its more about saying hurtful things about someone a person cares about to make them upset.
Except for ending communism, slavery, nazism, and fascism, WAR HAS NEVER SOLVED ANYTHING!!

OniCourseMusha

#48
Sorry to be straight forward here and I apologize but
This thread focused on yo mama's jokes.
1. We're here to get entertained so we can laugh!
2. We want to learn more yo mama's joke so we can challenge each other like!
3. If you find it disrespectful and don't find it funny here, don't post at all!

Now MORE YO MAMA'S JOKE AND START LAUGHING!! Nothing else except praises!

The only exceptions:
"Yo mama's so _______ she ________"
"lol, good one" or "epic"

No exceptions:
jokes that has nothing to do wit "yo mama's" joke
"I'm not into the mama's joke"
"I think its mean to say this"
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ChenCzen

you are right!

Your mother is rather disreputable in all her dealings to the point that those privy to this information are wary of conducting business with her!

Your mother is so clinically obese and unattractive as to be unpleasant to the eyes!
Except for ending communism, slavery, nazism, and fascism, WAR HAS NEVER SOLVED ANYTHING!!

Runewitt

Yo mamas so ugly, she made Ray Charles flinch.
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

ChenCzen

Your mother's scent is most disagreeable.

Except for ending communism, slavery, nazism, and fascism, WAR HAS NEVER SOLVED ANYTHING!!

Runewitt

yo mamas so fat, they built a mcdonalds around her
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

K&K4ever

Yo mama's so bitchy, she has Flees
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

rubymoonIII

your mamas fat she sat on a quarter squished the booger out of george washingtons nose :P
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K&K4ever

yo mama is so stupid, she needs directions to the door knob when she's standing right in front of it
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

rubymoonIII

Yo mamas so fat shes got more chins than a Chinese phone book
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rude32

Your momma's so dumb, so thought a quarterback was a refund.
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rubymoonIII

yo mamas so fat ash saw her and thought she was a snorlax
::) :P
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K&K4ever

yo mama's so stupid, she thought Castlevainia was an actual place
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.