Yo mama joke game!

Started by OniCourseMusha, February 24, 2008, 11:15:10 PM

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rude32

Your momma's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.
A hero forever loyal to the flames of war now rests in Outer Heaven

RUDE: Rub Up Desperate Elephants- Thanks shy-cosplayer

rude32

Your momma's so fat, her blood type is Hawaiian punch.
A hero forever loyal to the flames of war now rests in Outer Heaven

RUDE: Rub Up Desperate Elephants- Thanks shy-cosplayer

K&K4ever

yo mama's so dumb she thinks cat ears are from actual cats
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

rubymoonIII

yo mammas so fat the king of the Cosmos went "Oh SHIT!"
@Digitalberii <--Twitter

K&K4ever

yo mama's so bitchy, she drinks from a bowl
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

rubymoonIII

yo mamma's so nasty she puts i ce in her panties to keep the crabs fresh
@Digitalberii <--Twitter

Runewitt

Your mamas so fat, she makes any car into a compact.
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

K&K4ever

yo mama's so sleepy, she can sleep through any roller coaster
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

pandabooti

Yo mama's so fat, she puts her belts on with a boomerang!
My butt sez HI!!!

pandabooti

Yo mama so hairy, they filmed Gorillas In The Mist in her shower
My butt sez HI!!!

K&K4ever

Yo mama's so rich, she wipes her a** with $100 bills
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Barnes

Yo mama's like a rifle. 4 ****s and she's loaded!
Also a Proud Fanime Con Attendee since 1998!
Yay, Haruko.
http://myanimelist.net/profile/CapeBarnes

K&K4ever

Yo mama's so bitchy, she chases cars
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Runewitt

Yo mamas so hairy, Peta staged a protest when she wore a tank top.
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

K&K4ever

Yo mama's so dumb, she said "are not!" to R2
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

rubymoonIII

yo mamma's like a freezer everyone puts thier meat in
@Digitalberii <--Twitter

K&K4ever

Yo mama smokes so much, people mistake her for a chimney
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

rubymoonIII

yo mammas like the town bicycle everyone gets a ride :-*
@Digitalberii <--Twitter

K&K4ever

Yo mama had so many face lifts, her neck is three feet long
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

shy-cosplayer

Yo mama's so big, she tripped. I didn't laugh, but the ground was CRACKIN UP!