Yo mama joke game!

[Jun-Watarase]

Yo mama's so black, that when she went to Night School the teacher marked her absent!

HAHAHAHAHAHA WTF. And here I was, thinking... "Man, these yo moma jokes are pretty shitty.", but oh man.

So this is what talking to Mikey in real life is like...



And so, that is how our pet mouse was named. It's been rather awkward saying her name in a sentence.

Me: So, what should we name it?
Him: Your mom.
Me: Your mom, it is!

Me: You know, it would suck if Your Mom died of cancer like the others.



Er, since I posted, I guess I should participate.

Your mom's so ugly, not even Sloth from The Goonies wanted to do her.

[OniCourseMusha]

We're building yo mama jokes as much as possible so it can be the shit!

Yo mama's so fat, when you lift her titi's, Elvis comes out!

[K&K4ever]

Yo mama's so bitchy, some through a ball and she fetched it.

[Runewitt]

yo mamas so easy, someone said "drop it" and a kid fell out.

[ChenCzen]

I think I get it now... try this one on for size!

I feel that the female that bore and raised you lacks the hygiene to be considered socially acceptable. Further more, she should be very concerned about her increasing body mass index. Perhaps both issues are tied to her habitual infidelity?

I hope that wasn't too harsh and take it over the line, if I did I apologize.

[K&K4ever]

I think I get it now... try this one on for size!

I feel that the female that bore and raised you lacks the hygiene to be considered socially acceptable. Further more, she should be very concerned about her increasing body mass index. Perhaps both issues are tied to her habitual infidelity?

I hope that wasn't too harsh and take it over the line, if I did I apologize.

Your favorite book is a thesaurus right?

[short_storiesgl]

I think I get it now... try this one on for size!

I feel that the female that bore and raised you lacks the hygiene to be considered socially acceptable. Further more, she should be very concerned about her increasing body mass index. Perhaps both issues are tied to her habitual infidelity?

I hope that wasn't too harsh and take it over the line, if I did I apologize.

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ahahahahhahahahhahaahhhahah Yes you totally win..

[ChenCzen]

I think I get it now... try this one on for size!

I feel that the female that bore and raised you lacks the hygiene to be considered socially acceptable. Further more, she should be very concerned about her increasing body mass index. Perhaps both issues are tied to her habitual infidelity?

I hope that wasn't too harsh and take it over the line, if I did I apologize.

Your favorite book is a thesaurus right?

Im just not very good at making fun of people's mothers, I guess. I think its a little disrespectful and I dont think half the things said about them is true. I think its more about saying hurtful things about someone a person cares about to make them upset.

[OniCourseMusha]

Sorry to be straight forward here and I apologize but
This thread focused on yo mama's jokes.
1. We're here to get entertained so we can laugh!
2. We want to learn more yo mama's joke so we can challenge each other like!
3. If you find it disrespectful and don't find it funny here, don't post at all!

Now MORE YO MAMA'S JOKE AND START LAUGHING!! Nothing else except praises!

The only exceptions:
"Yo mama's so _______ she ________"
"lol, good one" or "epic"

No exceptions:
jokes that has nothing to do wit "yo mama's" joke
"I'm not into the mama's joke"
"I think its mean to say this"

[ChenCzen]

you are right!

Your mother is rather disreputable in all her dealings to the point that those privy to this information are wary of conducting business with her!

Your mother is so clinically obese and unattractive as to be unpleasant to the eyes!

[Runewitt]

Yo mamas so ugly, she made Ray Charles flinch.

[ChenCzen]

Your mother's scent is most disagreeable.

[Runewitt]

yo mamas so fat, they built a mcdonalds around her

[K&K4ever]

Yo mama's so bitchy, she has Flees

[rubymoonIII]

your mamas fat she sat on a quarter squished the booger out of george washingtons nose :P

[K&K4ever]

yo mama is so stupid, she needs directions to the door knob when she's standing right in front of it

[rubymoonIII]

Yo mamas so fat shes got more chins than a Chinese phone book

[rude32]

Your momma's so dumb, so thought a quarterback was a refund.

[rubymoonIII]

yo mamas so fat ash saw her and thought she was a snorlax
::) :P

[K&K4ever]

yo mama's so stupid, she thought Castlevainia was an actual place