Yo mama joke game!

Started by OniCourseMusha, February 24, 2008, 11:15:10 PM

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JTchinoy

yo mama's so fat her belt size is umm..uh.... BITCH LOSE SOME WEIGHT

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K&K4ever

Yo mama's so fat, when obione saw her, he said "that's no moon, that's yo mama!"
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Glitch

Your momma's internet connection is so slow that 56k users laughs at her as they pass her by.  ....Yeah, I went there.

K&K4ever

Yo mama's so boring, her secretary fell asleep while she was dictating.
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Tur713

Yo mama's so hairy, Wookies tell her to shave.
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K&K4ever

Yo mama's so bitchy, she sleeps in a doggy bed
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Runewitt

ahem, your mother is so intellectually challenged, that her IQ test came back with a number significantly smaller than her show size.
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

K&K4ever

Yo mama's so dumb, she voted for Gorge W. Bush
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Barnes

Quote from: K&K4ever on April 11, 2008, 01:36:14 AM
Yo mama's so dumb, she voted for Gorge W. Bush
Woah, does that mean only stupid people voted Bush?

Anyway, yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
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K&K4ever

Quote from: Barnes on April 11, 2008, 11:38:43 AM
Quote from: K&K4ever on April 11, 2008, 01:36:14 AM
Yo mama's so dumb, she voted for Gorge W. Bush
Woah, does that mean only stupid people voted Bush?
considering what a f***ed up job he's done, and the fact that he was reelected, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Yo mama's so short, midgets point and laugh at her.
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Glitch

Your mama's so fat that that she walk to the west and caused the earth to spin in a retrograde motion of clockwise instead of counter-clockwise revolution. Thus making us the laughing stock of all the inner planets.

K&K4ever

Yo mama's so retro, she still listens to venal records
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Runewitt

yo mama gets so high, the FAA gave her a free pilot licence.
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

K&K4ever

yo mama's bouncy, the neighborhood kids use her as a trampoline
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

rubymoonIII

yo mamas so scary Jaws took one lookat he and cried
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K&K4ever

Yo mama's so cute, Everyone who sees her gets a cavity
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

rubymoonIII

yo mammas so scary she  gives freddy crouger nightmares
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K&K4ever

Yo mama's so bitchy, she licks herself
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

rubymoonIII

yo mammas so nasty the fleas wont touch her
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K&K4ever

Yo mama's so mean, she made Ganondorf cry
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.