Yo mama joke game!

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K&K4ever

#120
May 21, 2008, 04:12:44 PM
Yo mama's so bitchy, she tares up the furniture
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Gatsby

#121
May 29, 2008, 02:57:11 PM
YOu're mama is so ugly she makes blind people take a double look.

K&K4ever

#122
May 29, 2008, 04:25:19 PM
Yo mama's so light, she got knocked down by a butterfly
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

explosive_artist

#123
August 02, 2008, 06:14:07 PM
Yo mama's so fat, when she put her red dess on and went outside, everyone yelled HEY KOOL-AID!
Matthew Patel - Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life/Vs The World

Mami Tomoe -gender bend-

Finnick Odair -arena-

K&K4ever

#124
August 02, 2008, 08:02:17 PM
Yo Mama's so tall, the redwoods are gelious
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

ThatBlueDinosaurGuy

#125
August 03, 2008, 12:30:19 AM
Yo mama's so black, I shot a gun at her and the bullets came back with a flashlight saying "I can't find the bitch!"
Kono bangumi wa, goran no sponsor teikyou de, o kurishimasu ka

shy-cosplayer

#126
August 03, 2008, 12:40:52 PM
yo mamma's so stupid, it took her 5 hours to make "minute rice"

K&K4ever

#127
August 03, 2008, 01:10:37 PM
Yo mama's so short, the Umpa Lumpas point and laugh at her
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

ThatBlueDinosaurGuy

#128
August 04, 2008, 12:44:10 AM
Yo mama's so fat she went to the Gulf of Mexico and farted and that's what caused Hurricane Katrina
Kono bangumi wa, goran no sponsor teikyou de, o kurishimasu ka

K&K4ever

#129
August 04, 2008, 12:39:42 PM
Quote from: Dan_Hibiki on August 04, 2008, 12:44:10 AM
Yo mama's so fat she went to the Gulf of Mexico and farted and that's what caused Hurricane Katrina

Uh . . . don't go there Dan, my mom went down there to do clean up :-X
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

ThatBlueDinosaurGuy

#130
August 04, 2008, 03:28:12 PM
Ooh, sorry about that. Didn't mean to offend you. Anyways...

Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Kono bangumi wa, goran no sponsor teikyou de, o kurishimasu ka

explosive_artist

#131
August 04, 2008, 03:29:42 PM
yo' mama's so fat, she sat on a penny and Abe sang "Ohh say can you see, get your fat a$$ off me
Matthew Patel - Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life/Vs The World

Mami Tomoe -gender bend-

Finnick Odair -arena-

K&K4ever

#132
August 04, 2008, 09:01:10 PM
Quote from: Dan_Hibiki on August 04, 2008, 03:28:12 PM
Ooh, sorry about that. Didn't mean to offend you.

No Prob

Yo Mama's so bitchy she howls at the moon
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Gatsby

#133
September 24, 2008, 12:24:16 PM
Yo mama's so skinny she makes a sheet of paper look fat.

... Get off the stage!

K&K4ever

#134
September 24, 2008, 06:43:11 PM
Yo mama's so old, she still uses a chisel and stone slab instead of pen and paper
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Gatsby

#135
September 24, 2008, 06:45:11 PM
Yo mama's so fat when she got out of the bath she made the White Whale say, "Dar she blows!"

K&K4ever

#136
September 24, 2008, 06:51:33 PM
Yo Mama's so small, Tom Thumb calls her puny
The sun was raising up above the high
and dense entangled spider's web.  The dew
was dripping from the silky strings and down
through canopy to underbrush.  It splashed
the puddle making one more fountain spring.

Gatsby

#137
September 27, 2008, 07:58:29 PM
You're mama's so fat when she's sun bathing on the beach everyone panics that there is a beached whale.

explosive_artist

#138
September 28, 2008, 11:37:57 AM
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought an elevator was a mobile home
Matthew Patel - Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life/Vs The World

Mami Tomoe -gender bend-

Finnick Odair -arena-

Gatsby

#139
September 28, 2008, 02:44:21 PM
Your mama's so small she uses a leaf as a parachute.
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