Customers that treat us baggers like F***ing SEARCH ENGINES! <Directed to customer>I'm sorry, do you SEE the "Google 'G' " on my forehead? STRING A SENTENCE TOGETHER IF YOU WANT SOMETHING, YOU STUPID F***! WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO RESPOND TO THE WORD "PICKLES" UNLESS IT STARTS WITH "WHERE WOULD I FIND THE --"!!! How stupid, rude, dishonoring, disrespectful, and assuming to do otherwise! </directed> Just because we're serving them somehow, doesn't necessarily mean that we're less human than these pretentious failures at life! Most of the baggers I know are SMARTER than these dumbasses (and have even surprised some customers with just how much so, in terms of math, vocabulary, and just plain LIFE), so unless/until they feel like treating us like HUMANS (for once), they need to dislodge the sticks from their asses, and wake up to the truth of the matter-- We're NOT targets for their cars to try to hit (so drive with a DROP of common sense), we're NOT search engines (use a full fricking sentence), we do NOT take joy in bagging in their esoteric hemp-based bags (at LEAST use our somewhat-easier paper, IF that), we do NOT think their bratty bastard children are cute when they shriek in our ears, so they need to shut up and buy their groceries like EVERYONE ELSE THAT HAS AN OUNCE OF COMMON SENSE!
...yeah. That... that grinds my gears.
