What are Some of Your Favorite Movie Lines?

[Barnes]

"A dollar."
Dan Akroyd, Trading Places

[G.I.R]

Filby: Which three books would you have taken?

The Time Machine (1960)

[K&K4ever]

"This isn't a Hospital, It's an Insain Asailum!"-M*A*S*H

[G.I.R]

Already posted:

Major O'Houlihan:  This isn't a hospital, it's an insane asylum!  And it's your fault!  If you don't turn them over to the MPs, I'm going to resign my comission!

Colonel Blake:  Well goddamnit Hot Lips, resign your goddamn comission!


Sally Kellerman,  Roger Bowen: M*A*S*H

[G.I.R]

Father of the Bride: Hey, buddy, I'm not paying you to share your thoughts on life, I'm paying you to sing!
Robbie:                 Well, I have a microphone, and you don't. So you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

The Wedding Singer.

[G.I.R]

Tyler Durden:   The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.   
                      The second rule of Fight Club is:   You DO NOT talk about Fight Club!
                      Third rule of Fight Club:  Someone yells "Stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
                      Fourth rule: Only two guys to a fight. 
                      Fifth rule:  One fight at a time fellas. 
                      Sixth rule:  No shirt, no shoes. 
                      Seventh rule:  Fights will go on as long as they have to.
                      And the eighth and final rule:  If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

[Jerry]

Jules: Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
Brett: No.
Jules: Tell him, Vincent.
Vincent: Royale with cheese.
Jules: Royale with cheese. Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese?
Brett: Because of the metric system?
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart ....

Classic Pulp Fiction.  :)

[G.I.R]

(After Flounder shoots a gun near a horse inside Dean Wormers office)

Bluto:      Holy shit!
D-Day:    There were blanks in that gun!
Flounder: I didn't even point the gun at him!
Bluto:      Holy shit! 
D-Day:    There were blanks in that gun!
Flounder: Maybe he had a heart attack.
Bluto:      Holy shit!
All:         Whoooooooaaaaaaaaaaa!

Animal House

[G.I.R]

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking.  "Did he fire six shots or only five?"
                      Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself.
                      But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off,
                      you've got to ask yourself one question:  "Do I feel lucky?"   Well, do ya, punk?


Clint Eastwood:  Dirty Harry

[XpHoBiaX]

"He pissed in my pocket!"

Lock, Stock and two smoking barrels.

(That was the only funny part in the movie....)

[Shinsengumi]

Professor Terguson: I wish I could but I was there. I wasn't here in the classroom, hopin' I was right, thinkin about it. I was up to my KNEES IN RICE PATTIES GOIN' UP AGAINST CHARLIE! SLUGGIN IT OUT WITH HIM! WHILE PUSSIES LIKE YOU, WERE BACK THERE PARTYING PUTTING HEADBANDS ON, DOING DRUGS, LISTENING TO THE GOD DAMNED BEATLES ALBUMS!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Professor Terguson:WHY GO TO THE 38th PARRALEL AND PUSH THOSE RICE EATERS BACK TO THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA TAKE IT A PART BRICK BY BRICK AND NUKE THEM BACK TO THE F$%^&ING STONE AGE TELL ME WHY SAY IT SAY IT

Thornton "Thorny" Melon: ALL RIGHT I"LL SAY BECAUSE TRUMAN WAS TO MUCH OF APUSSY WIMP TO LET MCARTHUR GO IN THERE AND BLOW OUT THOSE COMMI BASTARDS!!!

Back to School (1986)

That sceen cracks me up lol.

[G.I.R]

Eli Cross:    Do you not know that King Kong the first was just three foot six inches tall? He only came up to Faye Wray's belly button! If God
                 could do the tricks that we can do he'd be a happy man!

Peter O'toole:  The Stuntman (1980)

Dr. Irving Finegarten:  Is Batman a transvestite? Who knows?
Robert Preston: S.O.B. (1981)

[G.I.R]

Private Joker:           Are those... live rounds?
Private Gomer Pyle:  Seven-six-two millimeter. Full...Metal...Jacket.

Matthew Modine,  Vincent D'Onofrio.  Full Metal Jacket (1987)

[G.I.R]

 (After a cameraman says "cut!"  because there's only 22 seconds of film left in his camera.)
Eli Cross:    In 22 seconds, I could break your fucking spine! In 22 seconds, I could pinch your head off like a fucking insect and spin it all     
                 over the fucking pavement! In 22 seconds, I could put 22 bullets inside your ridiculous gut!  What I seem unable to do in 22
                 seconds is to keep you from ruining my film!

Peter O'toole:  The Stunt Man (1980)

[G.I.R]

Kirk:   V-GER.  V-O-Y-A-G-E-R, Voyager!  Voyager VI!
   

William Shatner:  Star Trek (1979)

[Shinsengumi]

For over a thousand generations the Jedi Knights were guardians of peace and justice of the Old Republic before the dark times before the Empire.

Obi Wan Kenobi (Star Wars IV: New Hope)

[G.I.R]

Aughra: The Great Conjunction is the end of the world!  ... or the beginning!  End, begin, all the same. Big change. Sometimes good, Hmph! Sometimes bad.

The Dark Crystal (1982)

[G.I.R]

Gozer:  Are you a God? 
Dr Ray Stantz: No.
Gozer: Then... DIE!
Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "Yes"!
Dr. Peter Venkman: All right! This chick is TOAST!

[rude32]

Jerry:When you're walkin' down the street and you see a little ghost whatcha gonna do about Ghostbusters?
Mike:What? What is that?
Jerry:That's the Ghostbusters theme song.
Mike:No.
Jerry:I'm pretty sure it is.

Be Kind Rewind

[G.I.R]

Starfighter Video Game:  "Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada".

Robert Preston:  The Last Star fighter (1984)