What are Some of Your Favorite Movie Lines?

[DJ Reign]

"Owwwwwwwww You Mothafucka!  You shot me in the ass!"

Denzel Washington - Training Day

"I didn't kill him, he fell.  Shots in the fall killed him."

(Later)

"Ay homie?  Can I have my briefcase?"

Tom Cruise - Collateral

"Excuse me pardon me you mind getting the fuck out of my way?"

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

[G.I.R]

Carl Spackler:    This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to
                       become the masters champion.

Bill Murray: Caddyshack.

[Dominium]

Lord of the Rings. <3
A movie I hold so close to my heart.

[Frodo] I can't do this, Sam...
[Sam] I know... It's all wrong. By rights, we shouldn't even be here. But we are.

It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really matter. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end, 'cause how can the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad happened?

But in the end, it's only a passing thing. The shadow -- even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines, it'll shine out the clearer. Those are the stories that stay with you. That meant something. Even when you were too small to understand why.

But I think, Mr. Frodo... I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances to turn back -- really, they did. They kept going, because they were holding on to something.

[Frodo] ... What were they holding on to, Sam...?
[Sam] That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth fighting for.
__________

*sigh~*
<3

[G.I.R]

Ellen Griswold: I honestly don't think we're going to find the Grand Canyon on this road.
Clark:             Jesus, it's only the biggest God-damn hole in the world.
Aunt Edna:       Clark! watch your language!
Clark:              Make that the second biggest.


National Lampoon: Vacation: (1983)

[G.I.R]

Al Czervik:    This is my friend Mr. Wang . . . no offense!   I think this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish! OK, fine.



Rodney Dangerfield:  Caddyshack (1980)

[G.I.R]

Jack the Ripper: Ninety years ago I was a freak. Today I'm an amateur.


David Warner:  Time After Time  (1979)

[Glitch]

Rodney Dangefield: "What is this, a drag race?"
-Ladybugs

[G.I.R]

Billy Cole: Ain't life a bitch?


Billy Blanks:  The Last Boy Scout  (1991)

[G.I.R]

And one for the Late Paul Newman:

Reggie Dunlop: I am personally placing a hundred-dollar bounty on the head of Tim McCracken. He's the head coach and chief punk on that Syracuse team.
Jim Carr:         A bounty?
Reggie Dunlop: Yeah, a hundred bucks of my own money for the first of my guys who really nails that creep.


Andrew Duncan, Paul Newman:  Slapshot (1977)

[SOawesomeness]

Not a movie, but TV show.

"OH!"
"What?"
"I just pissed myself."
"Oh, great."
"Just a squirt."

From Fringe, ep. 1.

[G.I.R]

Kirk:  Khan, you bloodsucker. You're gonna have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?
Khan: Kirk. You're still alive, old friend.
Kirk:  Still, "old friend." You've managed to kill everyone else but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target.
Khan: Perhaps I no longer need to try, Admiral. 
Kirk:  Khan... Khan, you've got Genesis, but you don't have me. You were going to kill me, Khan. You're gonna have to come down here. You're gonna have to come down here.
Khan: I've done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left
         her, marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet, buried alive. Buried alive.
Kirk:  KHAAANNNN!   KHAAANNNN!

[G.I.R]

Sultan:                  Have you any famous last words?
Baron Munchausen: Not yet.
Sultan:                 "Not yet"? Is that famous?

The Adventures of Baron Munchhausen.  (1988)

[G.I.R]

Simone:   I know you're right, Pee-wee, but...
Pee-wee: Everyone I know has a big "But...? C'mon, Simone, let's talk about your big "But".

Pee Wee's Big Adventure (1985)

[G.I.R]

(Wild Bill Kelso  Hijacking a Sidecar Motorcycle.)

Wild Bill Kelso:  Look!  It's a baby wolf.
Cpl. Mizerany:   Where?

John Belushi / John Landis : 1941 (1979)

[G.I.R]

Jeff Spicoli:   People on 'ludes should not drive.


Sean Penn:  Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

[JTchinoy]

Too soon Jr.

[Mister_E]

Cal: The problem most men have is they don't know how to talk to women...

Andy Stitzer: You know what my problem is? I am not interesting. What am I supposed to say I went to magic camp? That I'm an accomplished ventriloquist? Oh, I am the 7th degree imperial yo-yo master.

[yelling as he impersonates a woman]
Andy Stitzer: Ooooh, do me yo-yo master I want you to do me cuz you're the yo-yo guy...

40 Year Old Virgin

[Runewitt]

Bad Ash: I'm bad Ash, and You're GOOD Ash.
You're a goodly little two shoes.
Goodey little two shoes, goody little two shoess...

BAM

Good Ash: Good, Bad, I'm the one with the gun.

Army of Darkness

[K&K4ever]

I'M SPARTICUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Runewitt]

No, I am Sparticus!