What are Some of Your Favorite Movie Lines?

[Runewitt]

Rick: Sam, it's December 1941 in Casablanca. What time is it in new york?

Sam: My watch stopped.

Casablanca, 1942.

[Eliteslayer]

(There are 13 pages so I might use one that someone's already used, but oh well.)

"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something."
- Wesley, "The Princess Bride"

"There is no God. Only Dude."
- Crow, MST3K riff of "Soultaker." (Technically a TV show, but it's making fun of a movie, so I count it.)

"Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
- Dark Helmet, "Spaceballs"

Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an a**hole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. A**hole, Major A**hole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an a**hole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip A**hole!
Dark Helmet: How many a**holes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by a**holes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, a**holes!
- Also from "Spaceballs."

Robin Hood: Blinkin! What are you doing?
Blinkin: Guessing. I guess no one's coming.
- "Robin Hood: Men in Tights"

Robin Hood: Blinkin, listen to me. They've taken the castle!
Blinkin: I thought it felt a bit drafty. Cor, this never would have happened if your father was alive.
Robin Hood: He's dead?
Blinkin: Yes.
Robin Hood: And my mother?
Blinkin: She died of pneumonia while... oh, you were away...
Robin Hood: My brothers?
Blinkin: There were all killed by the plague.
Robin Hood: My dog, Pogo?
Blinkin: Run over by a carriage.
Robin Hood: My goldfish, Goldie?
Blinkin: Eaten by the cat.
Robin Hood: [on the verge of tears] My cat?
Blinkin: Choked on the goldfish.
[pause]
Blinkin: Oh, it's good to be home, ain't it, Master Robin?
- Also "Robin Hood: Men in Tights"

"I can see!" *walks into a tree* "I was wrong."
- Blinkin, you guessed it, "Robin Hood: Men in Tights"

[G.I.R]

(There are 13 pages so I might use one that someone's already used, but oh well.)

(several quotes)

I don't think any of those have been used yet...


Wayne:  Exqueeze me?  Baking soda?  It sounds like you said you wanted to pay us to do "Waynes World".



Mike Meyers:  Waynes World

[Runewitt]

Alan: Counting cards isnt illegal, its just frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.

The Hangover (2009)

[G.I.R]

^ Maybe I'll see that today.^

Ian: Hey, uh, can I ask you guys a question?
Randy: You just did!
Ian: Can I ask you guys another question?
Andy: You just did again!



Sex Drive (2008)

[Runewitt]

Optimus Prime: Fate rarely calls upon us in a moment of our choosing.

Transformers ROTF

[G.I.R]

Mr. Sulu:        One minute to space door.
Dr. McCoy:     Are you just going to walk thru?!?
Admiral Kirk:  ... calm yourself Doctor...


George Takai, DeForest Kelley, William Shatner.
Star Trek III:  The Search for Spock  (1984)

[vash9898]

Jules Winnfield: What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: ....what?
[Jules Winnfield throws table]
Jules Winnfield: What country you come from?
Brett: wha-what?
Jules Winnfield: What ain't no country I ever heard of do they speak English in what?
Brett: ....w-what?
Jules Winnfield: ENGLISH MUTHAFUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT!!!!
Brett: YES!!
Jules Winnfield: Then you know what I'm saying?
Brett: yes-yes!
Jules Winnfield: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like?
Brett: ..what I..
[Jules Winnfield  point gun at Brett]
Jules Winnfield: SAY WHAT AGAIN, SAY WHAT AGAIN, I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MUTHAFUCKA, SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME
Brett: ...he's black
Jules Winnfield: GO ON!!!
Brett: ...he's bald
Jules Winnfield: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: what?
[Jules Winnfield shots Brett in the arm]
Jules Winnfield: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH!!!?
Brett: NOOO!!!
Jules Winnfield: Then why did you try to fuck him like a bitch Brett?
Brett: No i didn't.
Jules Winnfield: Yes you did, YES YOU DID BRETT! You tried to fuck him, and Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs.Wallace. Do you read the bible Brett?
Brett: Yes!..
Jules Winnfield: Well I there's this passage I got memorized that sorta fits this occasion.
Ezekiel 25:17
  "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers.And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee."
[Both shot Brett]

Pulp Fiction :D

[thedeke]

'...In a row?'

Randall, Clerks

[G.I.R]

Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of Biblical proportions.
Mayor    : What do you mean, "Biblical"?
Ray       : What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.
Venkman: Exactly.
Ray       : Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Egon      : Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston  : The dead rising from the grave!
Venkman: Human sacrifice!  Dogs and cats living together... "Mass hysteria"!


Ghostbusters (1984)

[G.I.R]

Kirk:  Who is V'ger
Ilia     V'ger is that which seeks the Creator
Kirk:  Who is the Creator?
Ilia    The Creator is that which created V'ger


Star Trek (1979)

[DentyneIce408]

Chick: I never told anybody this before, but I hate flyin'. So it would be an awful shame to die now. 
Rockhound: That's easy for you to say. I owe 100 grand to a fat-a** loan shark which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds. 
Chick: Boy, that's bad. 
----
A.J.: Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel? 
Lev Andropov: No, I never saw Star Wars. 
----
Rockhound: This is so much fun, it's freaky!
---- 
Rockhound: Well it's about time, I haven't thrown up in about an hour. 
----
Grace Stamper: Listen, Harry, A.J. is my choice - my choice and not yours. 
Harry Stamper: He's the only one in your age bracket, Grace. It's not a choice, it's a lack of options. 
----
Rockhound: Guess what guys, it's time to embrace the horror! Look, we've got front row tickets to the end of the earth! 
----
Max: Something's wrong. 
Rockhound: Yeah, it's all wrong, man. We shouldn't even be up here.
---- 
Rockhound: Wow. Got a great view of the Earth from here. Too bad we'll never set foot on her again. 
----
Helga the Nurse: Mr. Chappell, you're next 
Chick: Aw, gee, lady. I just came here to drill. 
Helga the Nurse: Oh!  [Holds up anal probe] So did I. 
----
Rockhound: Just wanted to feel the power between my legs, brother. [Sitting on Nuke.]

Armageddon (1998)

I was watching Armageddon last night.

[Runewitt]

Talahasee : It's time to nut up or shut up!

Zombieland

[G.I.R]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

                             - Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore from Apocalypse Now

"It Smells like...                                ...Victory!".

[Liquid]

Duke Henry: You Sir, are not one of my vassals... who are you?
Ash: Who wants to know?
Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.

Ash: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

- Army of Darkness

[G.I.R]

Peter Venkman:   We Came!  We Saw!  We kicked it's ass!



Ghostbusters (1984)

[DentyneIce408]

Chucky: We're friends 'til the end, remember?
Andy: This is the end, friend.
-------
Andy: Chucky says Aunt Maggie was a b**** and got what she deserved.
Karen: Andy. How can you say something so horrible?
Andy: I didn't say it, Chucky did.
-------
Chucky: Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna play?
-------
Lady in Elevator: Ugly Doll.
Chucky: F*** you.

Child's Play (1988)

[Jerry]

Po: He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!

Bandits: AHH! I'm blind!!! he IS too awesome [stumbles away]

Shopgirl: And so very attractive!  ;)

Shopkeeper: How can we ever repay you!

Po: There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.

voiced by Jack Black- Kung Fu Panda (2008)

[jacktchance]

"I kick ass for the Lord!"
Braindead (1992)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfkHkdu5IEI

"You know the guy who can pick up any girl? I'm him. On crack."

Kid: My Mommy says smoking kills.
Nick Naylor: Oh, is your Mommy a doctor?
Kid: No.
Nick Naylor: A scientific researcher of some kind?
Kid: No.
Nick Naylor: Well, then she's hardly a credible expert, is she?
Thank You For Smoking (2005) (They're so many great lines in this movie)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HC3xwlfcFM

"I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains."
Watchmen (2009)

Interviewer: What's your prediction for the fight?
Clubber Lang: My prediction?
Interviewer: Yes, your prediction.

Clubber Lang: Pain!
Rocky 3 (1982)

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f*** do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK."
Taxi Driver (1976)

[G.I.R]

Jules: "What does Marcellus Wallace look like?"
Brett: "What?"
Jules: "What country you from?"
Brett: "W-W-What?"
Jules: "'What' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in 'What'?"
Brett: "...What?"
Jules: "ENGLISH, MOTHERF****R! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
Brett: "YES!"
Jules: "Then you know what I'm sayin'?!"
Brett: "Yes!"
Jules: "DESCRIBE WHAT MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOKS LIKE!"
Brett: "What? I--"
Jules: "SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I DARE YOU; I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERF****R! SAY 'WHAT' ONE MO' GODDAMN TIME!"


Pulp Fiction

Edit: oops.  didn't notice someone posted that...  :P