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explosive_artist

you're a durian, top that!
Matthew Patel - Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life/Vs The World

Mami Tomoe -gender bend-

Finnick Odair -arena-

Gatsby

You're a stalk of asparagus!

explosive_artist

*gasp* You're an onion.............IUNCOOKED!!
Matthew Patel - Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life/Vs The World

Mami Tomoe -gender bend-

Finnick Odair -arena-

Gatsby

I for one am fond of that layered vegetable, you... you... stupid head!

explosive_artist

*gasp again with hand on chest* oh! you are, I challenge you to a pillow fight in pajamas!! and you are a rotten apple that fell way off the tree!
Matthew Patel - Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life/Vs The World

Mami Tomoe -gender bend-

Finnick Odair -arena-

Gatsby

*slaps with glove* I accept your duel good sir. And with that I shall insult you a second time you tart faced swamp rat.

explosive_artist

*knocks head with pillow* you reek of failure
Matthew Patel - Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life/Vs The World

Mami Tomoe -gender bend-

Finnick Odair -arena-

Gatsby

*spins around smashing a pillow against you in an epic manner* I'd rather smell a rotting skunk than you!

explosive_artist

Used a rapid firing pillow machine gun* I'd rather jump in sewage and walk through the town than smell like you
Matthew Patel - Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life/Vs The World

Mami Tomoe -gender bend-

Finnick Odair -arena-

Gatsby

*launches pillow a-bomb* You look like a platypus and a zebra mated.

explosive_artist

*fires his pillow lazor!!* You are the result of a cloning gone wrong
Matthew Patel - Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life/Vs The World

Mami Tomoe -gender bend-

Finnick Odair -arena-

Gatsby

*throws emo pillows (pillows made our of razors)* You were created while God was drunk!

explosive_artist

ouch! *uses super shoe kick, and sent pillow to da face!* YOu are......A dimwitt!
Matthew Patel - Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life/Vs The World

Mami Tomoe -gender bend-

Finnick Odair -arena-

Gatsby

*falls over* That's not very nice you ditch digging zombie chicken.

explosive_artist

Life isn't nice you flower picking pansy
Matthew Patel - Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life/Vs The World

Mami Tomoe -gender bend-

Finnick Odair -arena-

Gatsby

I'm a pansy? Look who's talking you dress wearing spork lover!

explosive_artist

Augh! thats it! *takes off ear-rings* you are such a doofus that.........you're..............you're...........A HUGE DOOFUS!!
Matthew Patel - Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life/Vs The World

Mami Tomoe -gender bend-

Finnick Odair -arena-

Runewitt

you son of a silly person!I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elder-berries. now go away or i shall be forced to taunt you a second time!
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.

Gatsby

Quote from: Runewitt on September 28, 2008, 11:59:17 PM
you son of a silly person!I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elder-berries. now go away or i shall be forced to taunt you a second time!

How dare you plagiarize the insult I stole from Monty Python you great ball of shrimp dung.

Runewitt

Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on September 29, 2008, 11:51:14 AM
Quote from: Runewitt on September 28, 2008, 11:59:17 PM
you son of a silly person!I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elder-berries. now go away or i shall be forced to taunt you a second time!

How dare you plagiarize the insult I stole from Monty Python you great ball of shrimp dung.
atleast i didnt have to use Copy/Paste, you steaming bag of rotten lemon peels!
Brevity is the soul of Wit.
Confusion is the soul of Runewitt.