INSULTS

Liquid · April 26, 2009, 08:46:21 PM

I'm rubber and you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. *instant win*

BumbleB · April 26, 2009, 08:50:23 PM

The Longest Damn Insult In The World!

12/06 2002 - This very handy insult was originally (at least as far as I know) published at www.krazylarry.com/longinsult.html. Imagine to receive one of these...

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

That's just the first paragraph

Liquid · April 26, 2009, 09:05:55 PM

(Your link doesn't work?)

Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!

http://www.thejokeyard.com/your_momma_jokes/your_momma_jokes_01.html

BumbleB · April 27, 2009, 03:10:52 PM

YOUR MOM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0DoPJAb5Bw

Liquid · April 27, 2009, 04:03:57 PM

You suck. >:(

BumbleB · April 27, 2009, 05:30:19 PM

Your a n00b.

Liquid · April 27, 2009, 10:09:56 PM

Your mom goes to college!

BumbleB · April 27, 2009, 10:38:13 PM

Quote from: Liquid on April 27, 2009, 10:09:56 PM
Your mom goes to college!

0.o she does actually. (for her English)

YOUR mom's in Elementary school!

Liquid · April 27, 2009, 10:50:59 PM

You're so challenged...that even your finger painting sucks!

BumbleB · April 27, 2009, 10:55:40 PM

You FAIL at SSBB

Liquid · April 28, 2009, 02:23:06 AM

You got your glowsticks taken away at the Rave cause you sucked so badly with them that you were hitting people.

Quote from: BumbleB on April 27, 2009, 10:55:40 PM
You FAIL at SSBB

How'd you know?

Barnes · April 28, 2009, 06:27:35 PM

You're just like Tyler from T.D.I.: you fail at sports

QuoteAdores Yuri.... With Yoko and Rukia.

:D Awesome

Liquid · April 28, 2009, 08:28:49 PM

I don't know what TDI is, therefore you fail. >:(

Barnes · April 28, 2009, 09:11:29 PM

Expand your pop culture horizons, ya noob! :D

Liquid · April 28, 2009, 09:42:25 PM

Like more popular stuff, NERD!

G.I.R · May 07, 2009, 01:00:34 PM

You have a great face ... for Radio.

(got to love the Back handed compliment!)

Liquid · May 07, 2009, 04:41:09 PM

You have a very unique voice. You should try out for a Rosanne sound alike contest.

G.I.R · May 09, 2009, 01:03:17 AM

May you be the subject of a segment on TMZ .. Every day next week!

(or was that more of a curse?)

Liquid · May 09, 2009, 12:03:47 PM

You consider Gekido your BFF.

Gekido 87 · May 09, 2009, 12:23:54 PM

Ouch*

You had an affair with Soldius Snake because you were jealous Big Man had an eye for Solid.