Okay MOLDY CAKE SNIFFERS it's time to get out some of that pre con angst
good 'ole fashion INSULTS
THROW A GOOD ONE at the person above you
just play nice...ish
and it's all in good fun so yeah
HAVE AT IT
loser faces!!
PS. if you're having trouble, use this Shakespearean insult builder to get you out of your rut
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
Vain fat-kidneyed hugger-mugger!!
You fishy buck-tooth maggot-pie!
You play ball like a wimp!
You bob for apples in the Toilet! ...and you LIKE it!!!
I find you quite annoying.
...I'm not very good at this.
The only woman that will love you is your mother and even she despises you pansy lifestyle.
You greasy thunder-butt!
compliments of
www.insult-o-matic.com
*flips you the bird*
;D
You're a n00btype in EVERYTHING in life, and you smell like Cabbage
Oh, go play in traffic!! XD
Boil dripping beef fart sniffing bubble butt.
Quick... name the reference...
Quote from: questionette on May 08, 2008, 06:49:43 PM
Oh, go play in traffic!! XD
interesting... interesting indeed...
Quote from: Rette on May 08, 2008, 07:38:58 PM
Boil dripping beef fart sniffing bubble butt.
Quick... name the reference...
Hook?
You all suck. :D
You're a pimple on society's ass and you'll never amount to anything!
You suck!
Your mothers a whore and your fathers a trick your mom screwed while prostituting! ... I didn't mean that, I swear ._.
Your only friends are people online!
YOUR LIFE IS A LIE D:
Mine is bigger than yours! ... >_> (I fail at this game.)
Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on May 09, 2008, 09:41:16 PM
Your only friends are people online!
Man. That hurt. That really hurt. :'(
I know how you feel... :'( -sniff, sniff-
You all so UGLY you make Tarman look good.
(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.radiofiasco.com%2Ftarman.jpg&hash=0e8ec1fbba8c41a74b4cdd5d36f5597f612e40bd)
Quote from: Mister_E on May 10, 2008, 02:24:47 AM
You all so UGLY you make Tarman look good.
(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.radiofiasco.com%2Ftarman.jpg&hash=0e8ec1fbba8c41a74b4cdd5d36f5597f612e40bd)
Your existence is an insult.
Oh go bite a leak.
Roadkill face!!
Lintlicker!
Cootie Queen!
When you came out of the womb, you're mom said "Take it back, I don't want it"
Your parents should be shot for conceiving you.
Suck it Trebek.
Ruff, Just how your mother likes it.
Only on account of Villiany.
You'll rule to day you cross me Trebek.
Suck it long, and Suck it hard Trebek.
*sean connery laugh...*
celebrity jeopary ftw.
Quote from: Jerry on May 12, 2008, 08:06:49 AM
Suck it Trebek.
Ruff, Just how your mother likes it.
Only on account of Villiany.
You'll rule to day you cross me Trebek.
Suck it long, and Suck it hard Trebek.
*sean connery laugh...*
celebrity jeopary ftw.
WIN!
OVEN STEALING CRACKWHORE
Pants stealing harlot!
Your pants ran away from you when they saw you coming to get them!
HEY! SUCK MY BACK!
three points for the ref.
You aren't even worth the time insulting!
You are a rat-hearted, green anal discharge of a man, arent you?
homeless carpet bagger.
No good fish eyed man whore!
Cookie burning gutter cleaner!
wet back!
When you go to the beach all the whales jump out of the water and sing "we are family"
it brings great mental anguish to approach an area less than three square miles in radius in the vicinity of your being. the causes for such are outlined below.
1. your olfactory abuse
2. the fact that anyone who is in your vicinity instantly looses three IQ points per second in your presence
3. your appearance is shamefull and should be outlawed in 49 of the 50 states in this country, the exception being alaska, where there is no-one to see you anyways
Quote from: Runewitt on May 14, 2008, 05:21:20 PM
it brings great mental anguish to approach an area less than three square miles in radius in the vicinity of your being. the causes for such are outlined below.
1. your olfactory abuse
2. the fact that anyone who is in your vicinity instantly looses three IQ points per second in your presence
3. your appearance is shamefull and should be outlawed in 49 of the 50 states in this country, the exception being alaska, where there is no-one to see you anyways
LMAO i love it
Anyways, you smell of cat food and you look like the stuffings of a mystery meat.
You can't even open a pack of cheese!
You stink like rotten cheese!
YOUR FACE is made of stinky cheese! :O
May you have an interesting life.
youre too poor to pay attention.
Looser!
You're so dumb, you think you have to endorse a spell check!
Finger and your thumb in the shape of the L on your forehead....
Get a life!
Lick my pinky finger, fool!
Know what.. just.... go. ::)
Your eyes look like giant lollipops filled with UGLY
you sure know how to put the fun in Funeral.
Four eyes!
Your brain is the size of a decomposed hampster!
Dayum, cover those moobs up!
Quote from: questionette on May 16, 2008, 05:34:38 PM
Dayum, cover those moobs up!
your comeback shames me..
:: runs away ::
AT LEAST I HAVE CHICKEN!
D: im sorry, i crossed the line
your pecs are very masculine =]
Your outlooks on life are laughable at best. HAHAHAHA!
Your overzellous appreciation of Gundams is appaling and you should seek professional attention immediatly!
@ Questionette: is okay, i just used the line from when the simpsons went to china and were watching Friends there "Look at my t-Shirt, 80's hairstyle ROCK AND ROLL", "you are the emperor of last year..", ""your comeback shames me."
It's people like you that cause unrest.
Go jump in an open grave, bury yourself and count to a million
heres a small rock, why dont you listen to it for a while and tell me what it says.
Quote from: questionette on May 20, 2008, 03:48:51 PM
Go jump in an open grave, bury yourself and count to a million
You fail!
Go back under your rock, you sorry disgrace for a insulter, you reek of human wastes. Begone from whence you came *sprays with bottle*
You're knees disgust me.
Your hair=BOO!
Gutter trash!
you smell funny
Baka Gaijin!
You are the epitome if "Epic Fail"
you're the reason for global warming
You're a shame to your face!
you pompous twit!
You are a generally disagreeable person!
You basket-cockled inchworm I challenge you to a duel!
I wouldst acquiest that request, on the notion that you were not the byproduct of a hampster and a refuse pile's mating habits!
You smell like old banana Muffins.
You're lame!
you are worth nothing
Quote from: explosive_artist on September 24, 2008, 07:05:19 PM
you are worth nothing
You hath stricken my heart you liver-spotted kettle chip.
may woodland creatures defficate on your grave!
You are a loser
shooting you would only be a waste of a bullet.
You're one ugly, knobby kneed, crosseyed, flee infested, pee stained, parasitic, crusty butt, scab lipped, scoundrel.
You have no fashion sense you blind newt!
Wot?! This comming from a slack-jaw ingrate who is dressed by their mom? I don't think so.
Oh, and you have ugly toes.
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 27, 2008, 12:02:53 AM
Wot?! This comming from a slack-jaw ingrate who is dressed by their mom? I don't think so.
Oh, and you have ugly toes.
;_; My mommy says I'm cool. *runs off crying*
you look like a moose
You waddle like a retarded penguin.
you ARE a retarted penguin
You shut your mouth you lint licker.
you limey- you are like a grape pit, and no one likes those >:(
You're a grapefruit.
you're a durian, top that!
You're a stalk of asparagus!
*gasp* You're an onion.............IUNCOOKED!!
I for one am fond of that layered vegetable, you... you... stupid head!
*gasp again with hand on chest* oh! you are, I challenge you to a pillow fight in pajamas!! and you are a rotten apple that fell way off the tree!
*slaps with glove* I accept your duel good sir. And with that I shall insult you a second time you tart faced swamp rat.
*knocks head with pillow* you reek of failure
*spins around smashing a pillow against you in an epic manner* I'd rather smell a rotting skunk than you!
Used a rapid firing pillow machine gun* I'd rather jump in sewage and walk through the town than smell like you
*launches pillow a-bomb* You look like a platypus and a zebra mated.
*fires his pillow lazor!!* You are the result of a cloning gone wrong
*throws emo pillows (pillows made our of razors)* You were created while God was drunk!
ouch! *uses super shoe kick, and sent pillow to da face!* YOu are......A dimwitt!
*falls over* That's not very nice you ditch digging zombie chicken.
Life isn't nice you flower picking pansy
I'm a pansy? Look who's talking you dress wearing spork lover!
Augh! thats it! *takes off ear-rings* you are such a doofus that.........you're..............you're...........A HUGE DOOFUS!!
you son of a silly person!I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elder-berries. now go away or i shall be forced to taunt you a second time!
Quote from: Runewitt on September 28, 2008, 11:59:17 PM
you son of a silly person!I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elder-berries. now go away or i shall be forced to taunt you a second time!
How dare you plagiarize the insult I stole from Monty Python you great ball of shrimp dung.
Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on September 29, 2008, 11:51:14 AM
Quote from: Runewitt on September 28, 2008, 11:59:17 PM
you son of a silly person!I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elder-berries. now go away or i shall be forced to taunt you a second time!
How dare you plagiarize the insult I stole from Monty Python you great ball of shrimp dung.
atleast i didnt have to use Copy/Paste, you steaming bag of rotten lemon peels!
Quote from: Runewitt on September 29, 2008, 02:17:11 PM
Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on September 29, 2008, 11:51:14 AM
Quote from: Runewitt on September 28, 2008, 11:59:17 PM
you son of a silly person!I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elder-berries. now go away or i shall be forced to taunt you a second time!
How dare you plagiarize the insult I stole from Monty Python you great ball of shrimp dung.
atleast i didnt have to use Copy/Paste, you steaming bag of rotten lemon peels!
Since when did you have the right to interrupted our duel you saggy marshmellow grandpa?!
Hey you annoying rat-fink lobster craw, don't yell at that lipstick murderer!
Don't boss me around you ingorant, feculant moron
Quote from: explosive_artist on September 30, 2008, 09:42:24 PM
Don't boss me around you ingorant, feculant moron
What is that? I thought I heard a pikmin whining that they need to be bossed around.
You make Palin look like a genius
And this is coming from a girl who has less sex appeal than Sylvester Stallone?
You're a moron, and there is your wife.......... ;D
You can't even put together a proper insult!
Your mom is an insult :D
Quote from: Barnes on October 05, 2008, 10:49:28 PM
Your mom is an insult :D
...
You played Superman 64...and enjoyed it.
Shut up you emo.
You actually believe that the Smurfs are the "Blue man Group".
You play Brawl like a GIRL!
You LOOK like a GIRL.
not since my haircut, you delapidated husk of a human being!
Your mother is the only one who loves you, muffinmuncher!
Sir, i choose not to waste any more of my precious time squabbling with... wait, you are a female? sorry...
You monkey-mateing banana sucker.
WHY DON'T YOU GO STEP IN CAT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!
Cause thats your job, smurf-head!
I'd sooner date treeman than dine with you.
Treeman wouldn't date you, loser!
Bootyscratcher. >;]
Mouldy mildew, mother of mouthmuck, dangle and strangle and death!
You prefer Zorbees to Shamwow.
anyone who would resurect this thread deserves to have his liver taken out with a spoon.
I hope someone braids your mohawk into cute little pony tails... each held together with little butterfly clips...and then its all coated in super glue and glitter.
Nobody wants to insult me? That's.....that's kinda awesome. :)
no-one wanted to waste the effort you scum sucking bottom dweller!
no one wants to waste there effort on a filler character.
to quote a song i'm quite fond of...
Short people got... short people got... no reason to liiiiiveee.
Only people like my 7 year sister know that song. >:P
Your sister is smarter than you, ya dummy. :P
some one with over 5000 posts has no life. NOOOO LIIIIIFFFEEEEE.
Hi! My name is BumbleB..and I go to lame school raves and I LLOOOOOOOVVVEEEE Miley Cyruz so much that I hope she turns lesbo!
liquid and snake are gonna be in a Yaoi movie when he is supposed to be at work
Adores Yuri.... With Yoko and Rukia.
Is going to crossdress as Sakura and Sailor moon
Quote from: Liquid on April 26, 2009, 07:46:05 PM
Adores Yuri.... With Yoko and Rukia.
Ah God. I'm scarred for life why did you have to say that. EWWWW *pukes* I'm only an IchiRuki fan!
Is going to crossdress as Sasuke and Tuxedo Mask.
Quote from: Liquid on April 26, 2009, 08:23:05 PM
Is going to crossdress as Sasuke and Tuxedo Mask.
There is a lot of Sasuke crossdressers it isn't that bad... but Tuxedo Mask - NO
Good old fashion one but longer
Ur mom's mom's monkey's friend's second cousin's aunt's uncle's monkey's uncle
I'm rubber and you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. *instant win*
The Longest Damn Insult In The World!
12/06 2002 - This very handy insult was originally (at least as far as I know) published at www.krazylarry.com/longinsult.html. Imagine to receive one of these...
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
That's just the first paragraph
(Your link doesn't work?)
Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
http://www.thejokeyard.com/your_momma_jokes/your_momma_jokes_01.html (http://www.thejokeyard.com/your_momma_jokes/your_momma_jokes_01.html)
YOUR MOM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0DoPJAb5Bw
You suck. >:(
Your a n00b.
Your mom goes to college!
Quote from: Liquid on April 27, 2009, 10:09:56 PM
Your mom goes to college!
0.o she does actually. (for her English)
YOUR mom's in Elementary school!
You're so challenged...that even your finger painting sucks!
You FAIL at SSBB
You got your glowsticks taken away at the Rave cause you sucked so badly with them that you were hitting people.
Quote from: BumbleB on April 27, 2009, 10:55:40 PM
You FAIL at SSBB
How'd you know?
You're just like Tyler from T.D.I.: you fail at sports
QuoteAdores Yuri.... With Yoko and Rukia.
:D Awesome
I don't know what TDI is, therefore you fail. >:(
Expand your pop culture horizons, ya noob! :D
Like more popular stuff, NERD!
You have a great face ... for Radio.
(got to love the Back handed compliment!)
You have a very unique voice. You should try out for a Rosanne sound alike contest.
May you be the subject of a segment on TMZ .. Every day next week!
(or was that more of a curse?)
You consider Gekido your BFF.
Ouch*
You had an affair with Soldius Snake because you were jealous Big Man had an eye for Solid.
You deserve your despair.
HA-HA!
Yoko would rather marry a Pigmole than date you!
Quote from: Runewitt on May 10, 2009, 05:32:38 PM
Yoko would rather marry a Pigmole than date you!
That's pretty good, but you fail at everything else! :P
ur mom's so hairy u forgot to wish her a happy mother day! (corny)
You like lame high school raves and their lame music.
UR a pigsniffing orphan in a crab shack
You're a crabsniffing pig in an orphan shack.
You tried to run Vista on a Macbook!
You tried to run Vista on a PC! (Trust me, that's a worse insult.) :D
FAIL
I AM running vista. and it works!
you thought a cardboard box was an acceptable disguise on an iniltration mission!
Quote from: Runewitt on May 13, 2009, 12:37:58 AM
I AM running vista. and it works!
Epic Fail.
*Had to learn how to hack his brothers Vista OS in order for Vista to allow him to connect to the wireless internet at the house*
You keep three day old meat in the fridge...and it just sits there. And nobody eats it. What a waste...... There are kids starving in Ethiopia. :(
I thinks time to change your box Liquid, it's startin to smell
You are pretty lame. Reason: You couldn't even be a #1 Naruto Fan. You didn't even make #2. Or 3,4,5,6,7,8,9 or even 10. No, you are 17th. How pitiful is that?
The only Liquid you know of is the liquid you drink...from the toilet.
You look more like a black Rock Lee, then Jiraiya.
Well at least I'm fast enough to get by the enemy and not have to use a cardboard box to do so
you son of a shoopuf! XD
lolJaitbait.
Outdated gunslinger
Pokeman wannabe.
I taught your girlfriend that thing you like.
I only say I like it... It's actually terrible...and now I blame you.
If she closes her eyes when she kisses you... it's because she can't stand your face.
You last boyfriend was actually gay. He only dated you because you looked like a dude.
your girlfriend hates your deoderant
Your current boyfriend thinks you should shower more often.
I don't have a boyfriend, and if I did, we'd shower together.
six people flipped you off today but you didn't see them.
You were adopted.
you are infertile
Your mother is a Hamster and your father smells of Elderberries.
Thou art a babbling, guts-griping maggot pie!
Your Jiffy pop bag doesnt inflate when you cook it.
I cannot pick you out of a crowd of a similar ethnicity.
you can't post pictures of yourself because you told all your internet friends that you were hot!
You thoroughly enjoy country music!
Quote from: michiko nakano on August 18, 2009, 05:10:42 PM
you can't post pictures of yourself because you told all your internet friends that you were hot!
(I did, if you dig deep enough in the current member's picture thread. Although, I should probably post some newer ones.)
EDIT: I was mistaken. I think they are in one of the Fanime 2009 pic threads someplace.
your fingernails are dirty!
your drapes don't match the carpet. ???
your arm waves back at you
Repeat insult:
You play ball like a wimp!
You cried during Titanic!
you enjoyed the hannah montana movie!
You enjoy looking at the Jonas Brothers more than Miley Cyruz.
You evil homophobe! XD
You knit sweaters in your spare time.
All the better to help me build up my wrists strength to help me punch you, ya weakling! (Got that from Recess to some extent)
We all know you build wrist strength in other ways.
we all know you only last eight seconds
Sadly, that was the best eight seconds of your entire life.
until i met your best friend
My best friend is your mom.
you know that thing you dream about? your sister's hot friend actually does it. just not with you. ever.
because her imagination can't change the way you look
you thru out all the M&M's with w's on them. ???
You make sea pigs look pretty
You are one of the sea pigs that Jerry made to look pretty. You wear a dress and you have makeup on.
you died on the first mission of Metal Gear Solid.
You're too dumb to jump over the first Goomba.
You smell.
You PUSH, when the sign says PULL.
you give in to peer pressure
You, are disgusting. ooooooooooooooh
you suffer from premature detonations!
You suffer from the shooting blanks syndrome.
you smell funny
You love to listen to the Jonas Brothers and have a crush on Nick.
No!!!!(it was on joe) You have a mud-face and no education! mmmmhmmm
Get lost, ya elitist! :P
If you had a girlfriend... you wouldn't even know what to do with her.
because he learned it all from you
You bed wetter!
you wet dreamer!!
Your make-up is more frightening then IT the clown.
You faint at the sight of blood!
Your sense of direction is worst then a blind man.
your blood tastes horrible!!!!!
Quote from: michiko nakano on September 07, 2009, 10:36:26 PM
your blood tastes horrible!!!!!
^ Should be because of all sorts of energy drinks I drank.
You give love a bad name!
You're more stuck in the 1980s than I am. Get with the times, man!
you're AMERICAN!!!
Yeah, I have more freedom than you, ya communist!
I have more nukes than you!!
Farting does not classify as nuking.
you get drunk off half a wine cooler!
You get drunk off of non-alcoholic beer.
You are too awesome! >:(
YOU USE A WIRELESS KEYBOARD WITH YOUR LAPTOP!
You use a laptop!
Your MOM is a laptop!
Your power cord for your laptop isn't working because you overloaded it by trying to use it for the device that blows up your girlfriend.
by the way, some drunk guy used your inflatable girlfriend last night.
You are a newb.
You suck at Halo.
You never beat the original Super Mario Bros game.