Just lay it out like this:
Anime: Girls Bravo
Lisa to Yukinari: "Come on sexy, time to put your mouth where the money is."
A few scenes later...
Yukinari to Lisa: "You are bat shit crazy aren't you?"
Funniest episode I've seen besides episode 2 (Between 9:00m - 10:00m into the episode)
"We're nothing like God. Not only do we have limited powers, but sometimes we're driven to become the devil himself." - Nicholas D. Wolfwood (Trigun)
Poland: I activate my Polish rule! It'll be my turn forever now!
Lithuania: WHAT? What kind of rule is that?
Poland: -throws chess pieces around- Shwabambambambambambambam!
Poland and Lithuania (aka Toris and Feliks) from Hetalia
(Gintama) "You don't need a driver's licease to hit & run!" - Kagura
"Being a villain is a lot like being a photographer. You gotta find the right moments for a shot." Vegeta
"In the human world, truth and reality are't always one and the same." -Sanetoshi from Mawaru Penguindrum
From Shadow Skill:
"I am invinsbile.
My shadow skills are unmatched!
The power of my blow has no equal!"
"hey guys...where's Zoro?" ~ Usopp from One Piece as Zoro is looking off at their ship as they forgot about him
"I'm a dog? Then you're dog shit" -Alucard-Hellsing
Bird Go!
Colonel Roy Mustang: My name is Roy Mustang... Or just Lieutenant Colonel. Hell you can just call the Flame Alchemist. Whatever you do just remember the pain.
"Bang!" Spike-Cowboy Bebop(Final ep)