Okay, not going to explain it, we all know how to play. Cut to the chase...
Anxiously, Baker Bob
stuck his shovel
up his @ss
oh no, not
the sharp end
of the stick
(damn, why can't we ever get more than 3 words? XD)
damn that hurts
Then, along came
Polly and her
former U.S senator
from outer space
With a Hammer :twisted:
tightly gripped in
the clutches of
some evil diabolical
two-headed purple chicken. [(say watt???)]
to put bob
down to rest
in the place
which we called
the land of
The Who's and
interestingly enough, they
did not notice
the disappearance of
the Grinch's sled
which so happens
to be on
candy mountain, so
the unicorns trick
Bob & friends
to go there
but never realized
the whole time
how inconvenient the
chicken's transportation was
Feel don't think
your way to
the great big
land of amazing
candy goodness and
never ending chocolatey
with sprinkles on
the top of
the wipedcream Himalayas
that no one
had ever climbed
because of the
generous helping of
mashed potatoes and
gravy with applesauce
. The snow beetle
looked helplessly lost
yet was also
aware of its
unbelievable surroundings consisting
of only grass
and fresh pink
that was dry
and fermented from
otaku-created fertilizer
He then Decided
that it was
time to bring
a giant pickle
shaped sickle to
slash and hack
attacking packs of
very old ketchup
packets and bottles
of small monsters
inside the pockets
under the dirt
road that runs
in Dodecagons and
driving under the
large katamari named
large katamari named
Adonal Foyle, who
jumped right out
and completely missed
the giant Cat
on her perch
which, oddly enough
had fleas on
her spiny collar
They told her
to lean and
listen to Dragonforce
the only CD
sold at the
The Lone Wolf
Yellow Bin of
the 25 cent
vampire club house
Swap meet. Weapons
are stored safely
beyond the ridiculous
barrier that barricades
a hungry T-Rex
has little arms
that's craving something
we hear distorteD
distortion to static
electricity with bob
chargin' his lazors
to knock out
King Hippo three
times even before
Simpsons did it
all over Lyoko
and left one
uncomfortable, disgusting sight
in his pants
that were made
of the cutest
Butterfly print ever
all the while
forcing David to
go, "Gee, man
that ain't kosher!!!
So the Pickles
were put away
for a gajillion
gallons of mustard
for the hotdog
that mysteriously wasn't
there right in
where she put
it. Meanwhile there
was a huge
person dressed as
a Chuck Norris
to one's shock
and dismay, he
roundhouse kicked a
grizzly in the
one place where
males should always
duck and cover
for the sanity
The King of
"No Mans Land"
was quite alone
for the night
of ever lasting
fruit punch and
candy mountain goodness
, after the feast
there was a
televised hunting session
which was done
with Justin Wong
who was served
a heaping load
of sugar and
fried chicken to
meat and potatoes
added with the
oregano, parsley, and
ginger snap cake
frosted lovingly with
liver and onions
that would make
any person hurl.
From Hell's Kitchen
came along Charlie
to get knives
to eat the
very thin plot
of the three
sequels to the
horribly written movie
about the pie's
uberly awesome filled
flakey crust. Volumes
reciting the legends
kept the boy
eating all day.
Gamers never die
when they have
unlimited tokens for
that movie Space
in the room
under the stairs
with a sword
*Clang* *Clang* *Swish*
there goes the
never ending battle
of the mighty
Bidoof versus the
Raz from pyconauts
and his sidekick
from the future
named bill brasky
got jiggy with
Ryu in the
pool at Barnes's
super awesome party
I did the
massive calculation request
Which said that
panties are not
the way to
a little boy's
heart. Instantly, this
Started a reaction
with Baker Bob
that couldn't be
stopped no matter
what he drank
or what Gackt
Was playing at
a fight with
the ultimate punishment
And over 9000 ;D
QUE!!! OCHO MIL ?
went the farmer
As he watced
the brown hoof
of the giant
GACKT FILLED DOUGHNUT
Which played a
tune that anyone
could dance to.
The Forbidden Dance.
My, what a
horribly horrendous happenstance
which happened upon
my puny pancreas
pouring pints, pitifully
Potter Puppet Pals
(we have to stop with the p's)
Playfully paling around
anyones antsy acoustic
guitars gaining great
(now we enter my realm of Gs.Muhaha!!)
Gorilla Guerilla Guards
that took time
eating hapless cheese.
and buzzed out
going whish wash
And Leslie said
Let's eat crabs!
that marinate in
Ramune and sliced
Unagi with a
(UNAGI OISHIIIIIII DESUUUUUUU)
nice green tea
that makes your
Blatter full and
contagiously awesome feeeellliiinnnnggg (xD)
That 'Who's Line'
'is it anyways'
could wip its
dashing funny tactics
around the world
with hilarious and
tear jerking responses.
Let there be
A DVD for
Sky Girls &
boys around the
world with a
sshimmering shattering something
ridiculous that's really
a cheese thing
but really it's
nothing to be
amazed about it,
but still it
is really fun
And funney too
brag about it.
Anyway back to
the main central
storyline we were
picking apples off
a random tree,
In the forest
of all things
then paying attention
is also important
to think about
how JTAF was
Good or bad
in both form
they're both even
even I see
. My, that reminds
me of Pocky.
and Sakura Taisen (I'm on a binge :-[ )
is hungry for
Ramune and Unagi
No he needs
gum and paist
along with a
six foot long
cat called Longcat
On the Failboat,
heading strait for
the Land of
Epic Failure and
No life period.
but then they
Have a picnic
with an awful
lot of food.
I'm really fat
After all the
pokey and ramune.
I haveta' say
that the aliens
were pretty weird
eventhough they had
tons of hentai.
And also Yaoi.
Don't forget yuri!
How could we?
I don't know.
but there you
were reading it
on the bus
with zombie aliens
in knitted sweaters
when flying walrus's
fell off the
flying spaghetti monster.
and began barfing
all over his
nice sunday pants
. so he began
to look out
at the place
that smelt of
all kinds of
Chocolate covered oysters
That's when he
Blew on the
the mummified gerble
of unrecognizable clutter.
and it exploded
into one hundred
little panda bears
with big ears
shaped like spatulas.
The pandas were
flinging big wads
of sand and
fire retardant lemons.
the they tried
to eat the
teeny tiny tomatoes
but then again
The salad was
toe flavored so
Mrs. Lovets Pies
were made of
Customers form Sweenies
Blunt force trauma
and the boot
was on the
other foot. But
we all knew
that sometimes we
are nothing but
sad lil creatures
With nothing but
our pure uncorrupted
yet perverted minds.
Melrose place. Suddenly
there was a
creepy yet familiar
Stench coming from
its big evil
wooden eye ball
Suddenly a Spartan
came out of
a peanut shell
to rain havoc
over the land
while stealing all
the tiny goldfishes
from the toilets
of miss mary
that's when it
appeared, the furry
one from the
depths of hell
He towered over
tiny little people
and drinks tea
and eats fresh
then he roars
"rawr!" then suddenly
out of nowhere
he's tutu got
stuck in the
middle of his
rather large and
scaly yet fluffy
zit located on
his big butt.
Then all hell
Broke loose from
the inner chambers
Of the lemon
which grows on
eggs, tables, and
herb filled fish
then Alucard appears
Drunk off his
feet while going
to tear another
person in half
with his trusty
Sharp serrated teeth
to bit down
on the leg
of our own
really cool mascot
The dancing Scallop
The scallop then
jumped on the
very top of
the "Tower Of
Doom and Gloom"
But then it
Landed on Bob
who was a
walking to the
fish market because
his therapist told
him a story
which involved knights
that were pacifists
every ware to
including the old
man, who happened to be suffering from Alzheimer's at the time, not that it mattered much, because even if he had a good memory, he wouldn't have the faintest idea how he had arrived at this place, a sort of partial existence without long-term memory, a Memento without a beginning, just an endless, fragmented trip forward; and in any case, the man did not much care, as he would rather simply move forward, which he did, by giant strides.
THREE WORDS PLEASE
once killed a
zombie dog with
one thousand points
which he stole
from a Merchant
In the Spanish
Flamingo Island of
Ace of cakes
and the frosting
coated with fondaun
and some glazed
donuts that were
stuffed in Seras'
sexy bra made
from bra straps
in the depths
of Hell's deepest
secret sex room
decorated with velvet
handcuffs and whips.
At dream's end
and realities beginning
dark enemy of
The Grand Lord
draped in black
Valentino dress that
smells like rotting
pancake from that
one time when
we all went
down to the
watering hole full
of child molesters
who once were
school teachers that
secretly ran a
after school "study
for grown weasels".
Opened their Textbooks
made with the
Parchment 100 years
ago when Jesus
came to Fanime
with Moses rocking
the house down
with his mighty
Huff and Puff
underwear of justice
and soft rock
which can only
make it worse
for you and
for me too
even without us
There wouldn't be
a chance for
him to live
through the night
which vampires own
only because they
can't go out
during the garlic
Festivle in Gilroy
Which was a
Complete success with
bacon wrapped around
a renaissance man
who enthusiastically gets
ringworm on most
renaissance women he
Comes into contact
with Bryan Adams,
and his family
who talk crap
about the high
priced usodabada tea
that tastes like
poop on toast
burnt to a
crispy crunchy cinder
kaka poo. THEN
it was time
to get jiggy
With the dance
of Satans Children
that like to
melt your face
and use it
to perform their
dance of flowers
amongst the patriotic
middle American hopefuls
So after that
they had to
eat ice foxes
and the fire
went out. SO
our Heroes went
skipping along the
yellow brick road
and they came
to the wizard
who ate corn
but he didnt
feel like casting
a frost spell ???
that was cold
and not warm
to teh touch
of the shining
of Captain Falcon's
precious DNA that
was used to
create Blood Falcon.
who then immediatly
ran into the
the bathroom without
warning to anyone
about the wonderful
little toilet creature
that sounded like
it was going
to take one
of the smallest
teeny tiny bits
of stupid people.
that didn't know
the meaning of
where they were
chasing the car
and also barking
at the moon
made everything so
loud in cities
that it killed
The evil ogre
with one eye
. So on they
went, wandering aimlessly
on their quest
To the blue
lagoon. When all
of the old
spice bottles were
The idiots always
say "just do
something about the
flying silver monkeys
with crystal swords
dipped in adamantium
, okay honey?" they
visited sick friend
with an armada
of strong rabid
but incredibly soft
fluffy marshmallow pillows
but they really
were trying to
take all the
life out of
a vast but
desolate life. They
couldnt bare the
humiliation of the
Terrifying and traumatic
EEG OF DOOM
that terrorized a
small Texas city
Because it was
very hungry. Now
the giant chicken
decided to have
a court hearing
to decide the
fate of the
groping homicidal maniac
who was accused
of stalking the
poor defenseless hamster
from the cage
and relentlessly molesting
the almost cencered
smelly yaoi fanboys
Making a spectacle
in their underwears
In front of
thousands of giant
tarantulas that were
rapping to the
cool sounds of
Wip it good
I'm your Venus,
I'm your fire
your desire. Well
that was fun
for two minutes
but then got
funky to a
disco dancing nerd
who couldn't stop
doing the tango
for Ted Nugent's
in the average
time it takes
to eat a
cake will be
a tasty lie
but it'd be
through the portal
to Outworld. Raiden
was ready to
sing a little
tune from the
mystery files of
the true ragoo
coo coo cachoo
Mrs. Robinson Jesus
Joey Lawrence haircut
was not that
hard to notice.
Because of the
insane, yet delectable
aura of doom
coming from the
poisonous fuzzy egg!
that was layed
under my great
uncle Louies porch
BUT WHEN THE
bullet of destruction
did not perform
he jumped off
the side of the
the very tall
streetlight and so
He tried to
fly like a
freaken blind taradaktl
only to land
on the only
fluffy pink marshmallow
that hadn't fell.
So then they
skipped on to
the fields of
the sherbet kingdom
where the great
cheese wedge of
doom decided to
get a chance*
(*another pop culture reference that I couldn't resist making)
to chill the
Depths of hell...
it froze over
and became really
Overly populated with
bad film makers
like the Doom
of Walt Disney
and the rise
of the robots
movie premiered in
an unwashed sock
Billions and billions
of miles away
theres a shadow
that was over
the small village
In South America .
Where some rebels
lay hidden under
A bunch of
Gackt filled doughnuts
that were truly
blessed by the
Unstoppable force of
chopperman's kyuun spark
that came from
the Black Knight
In the Kingdom
of the Undead
Where Ash went
and died by
a poisoned dart
And Ash's Soul
was sent to
Rancho Cucamonga. Brazenly,
enough had to
make Evil Dead
sing the song
"Never Gonna Let
Myself Stop Dancing"
because the chicken
was about to
poke you with
a giant tree
and explodes into
a kamehameha wave
that killed DarthVader
"Oh noes!" said
the carebear from
hell that once
ruled all the
smurfs in the
chamber of doom
. Darthvader had babies!!
"OH MY WHAT?!"
Babies were left
in the stove
and out came
a man in
a diaper with
a machine gun
"say hello to
my other three
BIG GIANT CRAZY
trees that can
poke you in
the bum and
turn you into
a duck that
lays golden eggs
and worked for
a giant named
rainbow carebear "rawr"
whom was also
my mum that
liked to spank
me "awww that
didn't hurt enough"
but then my
papa came in
and didn't like
the scent of
poop that was
obviously coming from
my shoe "damn
thing made of
cookies and milk"
he said, but
didn't know that
papa had already
ate at the
cookies he injected
in my arm
which has the
curse of the
golden monkey of
silver scissors that
lives in tropical
coconuts with juice
. Pappa got sick.
The only cure
Was in the
jar with Navi
that the fairy-godmother
sealed for thousands
and billions of
years in the
Never Ending Story
with the dog
From the show
"Press Your Luck".
So we did.
In five years
it took us
to get over
the Great Wall
(Not of China)
the Mongolians helped
direct us to
Of china and
Europe, it most
have been nuts
since the bombing
of the Berlin
house of Parliament
infested with bugs
that caused a
new universe to
appear in the
ocean of earth
and that made
sea monsters come
and ate Bush
Which made everyone
the world a
lot happier that
it became a
pumpkin in the
middle of the
table that belonged
to the old
ugly man that
sold hot buttered
snail meat which
was pretty salty
(and really gross!).
One day a
pride of lions
that walked across
water like jesus
to the zeluts
and Rick Rolled
The entire audience
that were watching
wanted to go
hail Hypno Toad,
to the far
end of the world.
and the beyond
Little Miss Sunshine
Who came and
whined and whined
because banned signs
and banned pies
were the norm
as was corn.
You had to
be there to
understand what was
in the heads
of the attendees
of stage zero.
be there and
be dead if
never gona give
that signed guitar
to the old
school video gamers
who played Zelda
everyday with a
ring pop in
one hand, and
with the other
l33t hand, wielded
Longcat. Something was
wrong with society's
lack of transit
and well built
man of the
dark knight. He
decided to go
and kill the
music playing from
my dark room
which was very
creepy. Batman took
the fan parody
of King Cobra
and super smashed
it into the
pavement in front
of the Manhattan
Trust Building next
to a vendor
at the OMG
Hot Dog Company
. Blindfolds were distributed
because of the
moral building plans
from the other
management trainers from
hell and beyond
the blue horizon.
That's where they
Replaced LOLCATS with
the OMG WTF
BBQ, which was
the MEME fad
at the park
during the annual
MEME fad competition
charity drive for
the destroyed homes
in the city
that Billy Idol
once preformed during
a 4.0 Earthquake
back before 1989.
On Mount Shasta
with no repel
of Tax Laws.
I was sleeping
in the yard
when I heard
a noise from
the light house
On the hill
,then I got
Iron Maiden to
Make there way
to this gigantic
section of the
Sunnyvale Fry's store
In the mall
where they had
a demonstration of
a new game
from the creators
of Star Wars
and the Empire
of the Sun
was going to
the barn yard
When suddenly, "WRRRYYYYYYYY!"
they saw a
Gackt filled doughnut
alongside a Danish
truck driving psycho
armed with a
Airsoft and a
yaoi paddle over
a yuri truck
filled with chocolate
mousse and topped
with lots of
finely dices fried
Twinkies and Snickers
While watching anime
on a singing
band in the
middle of the
night, just to
get to the
7-11 around the
corner of 12th
and next to
Yaoi con they
had the auction
to purchase Sasuke
Along with Naruto
The highest bidder
bid one dollar
off the corner
straight to the
end of the
WORLD! and that
didn't have any
right to do
with the police
and the strippers :o
that were arrested
for having pure
Hearts in their
special Loli place.
that happen to
make pretty boys
swoon over them
like a pack
of rabid wolves
who howled because
they were being
chased my the
Round and Round!
Stopping at the
Stop and Rob
Eat My Shorts
turn hop, skip.
Straight to the
Other Side of
the light and
here we go
straight to the
end of the
dance dance revolution
tournament held in
the evil Canadian
from the frozen
depths of the
planets core where
my cat was
singing "I'm A
wee pigmy face
Suddenly, Zac Efron
Came" and that
Disrupted the great
GOHZIllAHHH who liked
chocolate chip cookies
With his teeth
he chewed up
The cookies of
Super great chocolaty-ness
and planned to
have the great
Chawhee of the
hidden leaf village
summoned the great
super teen hyper
Awesome Force of
my boom stick
from the Hogwarts
great house of
Jamaican party chatters
which happen to
occur next door
as our very
own Jesus cosplayer
did so much
as to create
the most cool
dream inflicting costume
known in existance
There has never
been such a
erotic sounding noise
Coming from the
janitor's closet at
Chuck E. Cheeses
Upon investigation they
Found that the
Gackt filled doughnuts
were a decoy
that immediatly set
into motion a
ultimate showdown of
good vs. weasels.
with Kirby as
the reigning champion
of swalloing the
lint from my
lower body area
that accumulates after
the time of
great disaster which
Caused the distortion
Of time and
scape of all
the unknown things
which also ripped
a whole in
time space continume
. Vast Expanses of
cheese made from
happy cow milk
harvested from alien
goo that tasted
like delicious cake.
(No lie!) was
Standing in line,
dancing with knives
which isnt smart
but so fun
, much like playing
tick tack toe
While riding the
last train to
Clarksville. Many Gathered
at a small
Monorail station, located
At Sunshine Collasium.
That's sponsored by
The Surprise Butsex
they make random
people make noises
Because of the
Furious Cinnamon Bun
that tripped on
a shaved ice
shaped like gnomes
from outer space
in a different
section of the
local Costco store
that smells like
baked huskey pie
right out of
the magic toy
shop of horrors.
and tasted like
Strawberry Short Cake
topped with whipped
husbands. "Buy me
A Tissue please"
Joe the Plumber
tried and failed
to dis' Obama
but was corrupted
to the core
by a virus
created by the
Head corporate president
who turned out
to vote Tuesday.
Now we have
a new president
Barack Husain Obama ;D
Ready to change
light bulbs in
A revolutionary way
by creating jobs
And Spreading the
strawberry preserves from
the open jar
of strawberry preserves :D
From Great Aunt
Alexander the GREAT
Who had a
nice pair of
shoes made of
Human skin and
love... :D
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Unfortunately he
Ended up trying
mis-matched socks and
finger nail laces
along with a
gimp mask so
ugly that you
can drown a
blue wale in
less than one
MILLENIUM for He's
Big Birthday Bash
came a day
when Billy Mayes
Was going to
promote the new
summer action blockbuster
that sold out
on the first
Of July. So
my dog jumped
Over the lone
squirrel by the
old oak tree.
An elephant ran
and trampled the
clowns that made
the balloon animals
that had bizare
purple and blue
ears and noses.
In my butt
the ringmaster put
a cathedral so
that it's shadow
was cast over
The stunned audience.
In my bum
Ran out as
quickly as possible
To kill themselves
by way of
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Nobody could escape
Thundar the Barbarian
and his sidekick
Thunder Boy and
their side dog
The Thunder PUP
who wore a
bright red cape
, spiked collar and
pink Booties. Another
great person ate
Gackt filled doughnuts
that tasted like
cardboard mixed with
stale Yan-Yan's.
IN THE YEAR
of the cat,
And played with
a Raving Rabbid
and cell phones
that were stolen
from over the
rail road tracks
the wrong side
of the world.
John Philip Sousa
Rat a Tat
had one visited
the wight house
???
over the holidays,
where my latop
used Wireless G
came in contact
an alien frequency!
It made the
internet access a
pain in the
Flying Spaghetti Monster's
Behind. so he
bought some dice
and some lotion
in order to
exfoliate the wrinkles
and play Yahtzee!
When do cicadas
Started to chirp
in the Summer
Morning air. So
the potato exploded
(feeling random)
flinging chunks of
spuds all over
The underground Cave
and the crystals
Started to fall
and out came
the other side
To a light
that showed the
Way to a
forbidden city called
"Vista de Foreclosure".
But disaster struck.
During finals week
but then all
Hell broke loose
Quote from: _Rena_ on March 04, 2009, 01:37:16 PM
but then all
(Whew. I thought we'd have to start another thread). ;D
at Heavens Gates
And then the
the sky fell
as Heaven shattered
And Hades split
while Valhalla crumbled
Sending All too
Limbo and Armaggedon
to face oblivion.
The anti spirals
and performed limit
of range motion
twisting reality's laws
Of Certain Death.
The MegaDeath concert
where all sorts
of irish midgets
danced in erotic
leidehosen, and suede
Jeans which caused
all Final Fantasy
games were then
sold to the
Highest Bidder, But
Al Khan then
Came in and
voted for me
in absentia. Gnomes
really like to
Try and fly
but fall short
(no pun intended)
but seriously now
...of their goals
you must understand
That this is
SPARTA! Tonight we
dine on grilled
Luther Burgers, and
deep fried twinkies
that EXPLODE when
you tamper with
them at 10am
on a Monday
then at Fanime
you will enjoy
Gackt filled doughnuts
with extra servings
of butt hurt
a la mode.
Meanwhile, in the
Mall of America
three college girls
on spring break
slowly began to
buy ShamWOW and
soda pop for
their really big
over 9000! party
at the local
farmers market parking-lot.
Then Zac Efron :P
took Miley Cyruz
to a hotel
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where things got
EXTREMLY explicit by
the government of
Disney.. and then.....
The jonas bros
killed pop music
by trying to
Kill the Twats
by taking their
secret stash of
big huge juicy
peaches and ripe
succulant bananas straight
up the huge
playground in the
(I think that the whole story should get heard at Fanime! that would be fun :D)
secret hiding spot
for the crazy
grand duke of
my purple boxers
and took them
to the theatre
in the middle
of the movie
Star Trek 90210.
Movie starts out...
in the middle
of negotiations with
YOUR MOM and
BumbleB's Yoko/Rukia Yuri
and Liquid's YAOI
ENough with the yoko rukia! it's worse than Toshiro/Ichigo! And Yoko is a guy.
The Klingons get
Quote from: BumbleB on April 26, 2009, 08:32:48 PM
Yoko is a guy.
Yoko from Gurren Lagann <.<
Quote from: Liquid on April 26, 2009, 08:41:21 PM
The Klingons get
Quote from: BumbleB on April 26, 2009, 08:32:48 PM
Yoko is a guy.
Yoko from Gurren Lagann <.<
Oh, EWEWWWE sicko *barfs* *goes to read IchiRuki fanfic*
Happy when they
kill lots of
Swine Flu virus
infected Mexican people
with there big
shiney Bat'leths. Blood
was what Rena
drank from the
cursed Ramune bottle
of Antioch. It
then got captured
by the ruthless
Teenage Mutant Ninja . . .
Who wanted it
SENT TO SPARTA!
Just in time
to watch the
late night show
about how when
that one guy
with a hat
and a bat
, and pet rat
and that sat
on the cat
who was fat
got a gat
and then Matt
had a chat
with Timmy Tat
then girl Nat
went to Pat
a little scat
a registered Democrat
how about that?
So Guess What,
(Damnit!)
said the slut
Who had cut
c-c-c-c-combo breaker mutt.
oh wait. dammit.
on a halfpipe
playing some half-life
at a rave
in the middle
of July. Almost
like the wind
he blew into
the south side
of the Ghetto
and then mama
told me not
to touch that
finger, because I
didnt know where
Where it had
been. I stutter
when where where
at the home
I g-g-go go
Watching MA-MA-MMAZ-X Head-Head-Headroom-oom .
Meanwhile, back at
Roscoe's house of
Pancakes and Waffles
was really a
Really big duck
named Howard, who
had a very
short figure for
a water fowl.
Howard thought to
himself about the
next movie he's
poised to direct:
Revenge of the
Dragon that Never
Conquered the Martians.
The script is
not going to
the way Howard
thought it to
making it suck
like goat lungs.
However the weather
tethers like leather
and the jester
was named Chester
who was very
fond of Lester
and Fanime Jesus
Together they sang
"The LLama Song"
and made out.
The protesters outside
were making a
poisonous cake for
their cult's annual
Fanime Sinners gathering
which is held
Memorial Day Weekend ::)
at the local
Fry's Electronics store.
Someone buys lots
of blank tapes
for their epic
anime music video:
Return of the
Three Toed Sloth
, featuring such songs
"Achy Breaky Heart"
and the hit
from last year,
it won't be
Long now Baby.
This just in:
Something has just
absolutely destroyed the
last known copy
of the famous
work of art:
Diego Riveras painting
made references to
Ceiling Cat, and
The Walrus's Bucket.
There once was
a man from
Nantucket, who loved
Gackt filled donuts
(thought it was time to throw that in again...)
from a bucket,
"life goes on"
said Michael Jackson
Way too early
for the joke
is on us.
Happy, happy... joy,
joy! Happy, happy
Joy, joy! Happy,
Happy! joy! joy!
Thus, the song
looped on and
on and on
Until finally someone
stood up and
shot everybody in
the room with
this white, sticky
substance they call
in unmedical terms
it's called, "Jing."
and then grinned.
Just then, suddenly
his ex came
five times! lol
ALL OVER HERSELF
It was AWESOME!
Then the cameraman
got a nosebleed
after witnessing the
epic display of
the legendary Kamasutra. ;D
She then got
up and went
over to the
microphone and said
"I just experianced
the most epic
ninja cat fight
in all of
the Hidden Valley
, it was amazing!"
Then out of
the blue came
Fanime Jesus, and
the protesters, so
the cosplayers gathered
around the bus-stop.
They stood there
eating granola, and
chanting, "Love and
bullets!" When suddenly
descending from above
came the Pastafarian
with their shiny
collection of awesome
one of a
kind spork guns!!
"Prepare for Glory!"
With that, they
charged forward, toward
FanimeCon to help
stop the spread
of disease, mutation,
and Porno. Several
days later at
Jesus's Hotel Suite
he was briefing
kamen riders on
how they should
plan an ultimate
Carameldansen gathering in
the middle of
fanime and confronted
protesting Zealots that
are nothing but
puny insects compared
to the allmighty
RAIDA! CARAMELLDANSEN KICK!!!!
but then they
broke into song
singing tunes like:
Rainbow Connection and
"Who are You",
With special guest's
like Adam Sandler,
Justin Timberlake, Andy
Richter, and the
fabulous stylings of
Oh em gee
Doctor Phil McGraw.
Will you ever
Oh Radio! Tell...
the story of
that one time
at band camp
when I stuck
drumsticks up my
[dirty censored words]
and then i
followed up by
falling down exhausted.
So, that began
my love of
trees, nature, and
vic firth drumsticks :P
Oh those drumsticks....
so smooth... so
ready for drummin....
i still feel
like something is
stuck up in
my very sensitive
and now sore
and very tender
and very hot
deep dark spot.
Well, that said...
wanna do it?
You already know
you find me
next to the
dark alley, we'll
that would be
Dude. I said "we'll" not "well" which implies that the story, of which the recent parts read "Wanna do it? You already know you find me next to the dark alley" would continue with "We'll" and then hopefully a string of verbs and adverbs describing all the dirty things that "we'll" do.
please excuse my grammar-nazi-ness.
XD
Sorry, I FAIL when it comes to the we'll,you'rs, and all the otehr words that have ' on top.
ignore that post then and i'll comtinue it.
Quote from: michiko nakano on September 24, 2009, 02:04:55 PM
dark alley, we'll
be throwing rocks
at the orphans
with bad grammar.
Because then, they'll
hopefully learn what
real stoners are
and they will
travel to California
to smoke the
good ol' Californian
sack of green
dream steam. You
Should of joined
the Grammar Nazi
because Michiko is
really really awesome
at a ton
of spamming and
slaying certain people
because she hates
inadequate grammar Jews.
Indubitably, those who
use kindergarden grammar
will never see
The light and
will capitalize incorrectly.
Nevertheless, she loves
strawberry ice cream
with a little
bit of sprinkles
on the top :D
Once upon a
time in Anime
Land, there lived
the Knights of
Bad Dubs. They
wrote terrible scripts
and changed the
way of anime
as we know
it today. EPICFAIL.
One man stood
captain morgan style
and challenged them
in a match
to the death
in a game
with rules like
: 1.) You must always
wear your special
underwear while doing
Carameldansen.
2: No Poofters!
Which leads to
3.) Never feed a
Troll while doing
shrooms or crack
at your mom's
workplace, the stripclub.
"Gentelmen! I Give
you my secret
Corn Cyborg Werewolf!
Careful though, he
hungers for fresh
fresh human parts.
"RAWR! Me want
something to nom!"
"AAAHHHH!!! That's my
play thing in
my pants so
that really tickles!"
Although things were
a lot more
complicated after the
Fourth World War;
now there were
alien zombie spiders
who collected humans'
inside a web
of deceitful lies.
gah! I said humans' not humans!!
anyways, here we go:
They also ate
angry grammar nazis
and computer technicians
(who are awesome)
(especially the grammar nazis)
(That's four words)
(not in french)
(That doesn't count.)
At the sidelines
stood a huge
grammar Nazi killer
named, bAdZ gRaMmEr.
He then proceded
to chase after
DarkShinigamiX3, while shouting:
"I'm going to
Fire Mah Lazors!"
"And force you
gimmy badzgremmirskillz bak!"
A Bump Occoured,
on the epic
"Three Word Story."
However, there was
a complication with
the story arc
because of the
lame plot written
poor acting and
and other unskilled
weird worded sentences.
The Spell Checkers
steadily prepared to
fix them but
the misspellings were
so incorrect that
not even an
experienced grammar nazi
could repair what
had been done.
So, onto another
subject... women's lingerie!
and how some
men like to
wear it on
an Autumn day
because of the
crazy weather we
are currently having.
Many man hours
have been spent
doing things like
making Belgian waffles,
strawberry banana pancakes,
Gackt Filled Doughnuts,
and Loli cakes.
However, more recently,
an economic upturn
has created something
that nobody expected
the bird is
pink and orange.
Pet shops everywhere
have started carrying
pigs that fly,
in addition to
mice that can
jump, dance, and
play tricks on
Princess Pony Apehands.
Gentlemen: I give
you more corn!
The bishis fled!
Fangirls and fanboys,
let's chase them!
Soap and water
works for hangovers
and also for
after mudwrestling girls.
and being cockblocked
by a girl
who's ugly/fat
and won't let
a balanced diet
get in her
big fat self.
Black Friday always
brings out the
monsters from the
trailer park, who
eats as much
canned tuna as
humanly possible. Where
the Wild Things
Are. That was
just a hint
pertaining to our
plans to conquer
the entirety of
Anime Expo Inc.
The details of
a massive takeover
are in the
a folder at
Bad English Land.
Unfortunately, we can't
resolve the underlying
issue involving Dethklok
and Doctor Rockso
without first superseding
rule number one:
do not talk
about the underlying
which punched him
banana chair elephant.
While jumping wolves
were whistfully whistling
the theme to
the hit show
on Nickelodeon, "The
Hannah Montana Show!
She hugged Squidward
tightly with her
pink skinny little
polka dot bikini
She took off
running suddenly in
the nearest Hooters
for some hotwings!
with bleu cheese....
and diet coke.
In other news,
pink elephants swam...
Backta you Jim.
As for the
rest of the
Sorry, we interrupt
this program for
a special news
broadcast flashing old..
giant monkey frogs
from Keepaway Island
Searching for their..
penguins of doom
died from recent...
porn video complications
We remind viewers
spicy sweet chili
will not save
Neoco tea baggers
from the horrifying
truth. LOST will
not get a
new ramen cup
from Santa Bot
who instead, gave
Gackt filled doughnuts
that tasted like
toasted chocolate marshmallows
glazed with funk
disco, and punk
and a taint
of death metal
christian band by
the name of
Divine Blasphemous Saviors
This band was
self righteous that
it had not
featured on FOX
because of its
big juicy melons
that Jiraiya foundled
and cracked using
a tarnished old
kunai with chain
that might just
get the job
done in a
fraction of time
the heat didn't
stop the poor
lady from getting
into the big
semi truck headed
towards the cool
giant igloo of
sugar cubes and
scalding hot coffee
This lady was
scorched to oblivion
, much like the
flopping mud skippers
that live in
the spiky hills.
The lady was
unappalled by the
sheer madness of
the loopy mongooses
and went about
the old barn
and then left
a damp kitty
to be tortured
by the 2-chan
noobs who posted
4-Koma strips about
an insanely irritating
sign wielding Zealot
that was annihilated
by loincloth-wearing
midget pokemon trainers
Yelling "Open Season!"
All the little
pokemon trainers ran
into a dust
mite of craziness
that devoured many
L cosplayers at
Fanime and many
eclectic Narutards that
refused to listen
to protestors about
Satan's awesomeness whenever
Yaoi took control
over the underworld
with extreme prejudice
and true love
that conquered all
Mudkips, and the
Pikachu from Richie
Rich the poor
little rich Neocon
who is also
blooming with cash
just like Meowth.
Team Rocket jumped
into warm, moist
hot cakes from
The Waffle House
nearby the gigantic
Pinsir robot at
the 7-11 in
The west side
of the bad
quarter. They quivered
in their tutus..
in what seemed
to be apple
pie, which they
ended up throwing
at the staunch
potatoes, over-priced muffins
, Gackt filled Donuts,
and green eggs
topped with slugs
onto the creepy
oil spill covered
Forman grill. Meanwhile,
a pikachu was
Caramelldansen-ing to the
beat of Donkey
Kong's theme song
from the future
tense, which is
fighting Jacob Black
with a katana
while eating smores
from three days
of bad tacos
from the menacing
flying torpedo man
with a katana
that John Cena
had shaved with
a straight razor
made of jello
that cut wiskers
from a big
hairy plush filled
Pikachu doll from
a demonic girl
that hated Santa
and she beat
Pokemon trainers at
pokemon league's finest
buffet restaurant that
served Poke-Fruits, and
punches to the
minions of the
mighty toucan warrior
of south pacifica
also known as
the Potato Salad
that had a
pastrami sandwich with
sliced Head-Cheese,
and it was
toasted with a
hammer the size
of Peter Griffin
eating a monstrous
pudding cup of
pudding made of
Ice King's ice
from atop Mount
Lumpy Space Princess
inhabited by trolls
that eat brains
of poor, unfortunate
souls. They actually
put a monkey
in the large
gummy worm's stomach
that ate apples
full of chunky
people of Ooo
and Ahhs that
put to shame
the Pokemon of
PokeVille's greatest Legacy
that Randy Orton
had left to
control pizza monsters
like that one
that ate Billy
from Power Rangers
of super awesome
awesomeness that couldn't
snap a Slim Jim
from Randy Savage's
private collection in
a volcanic vein
of chocolate pudding
inhabited by sharks
controlled by Kisame
but somehow a
black bamboo broke
and frogs jumped
from the interior
of a car
driven by Michael
Moore to fight
good in a
zombie takeover in
the high school
of hentai loving
organization of Moms
that buy Yuri
paddles from shady
adventurers from the
depths of sasukeuchiha92's
secret box filled
with Skittles and
books of Wumbology
written by Wumbo-stiltskin
who knows Patrick
Swayze from one
guy to another
woman who proclaimed
I Love L
and Light pairing
up gayly together.
But she really
loves Celine Dion
with Ke$ha in
that new Robert
Roode action movie
also starring Robert
Hawthorne, a rising
porn star in
inter-species, robo-rotica, and
superhero fetishes in
inter-galactic battle scenes
with Captain Kirk
and Captain Picard
All went to
the Wrestlemania 27
where they saw
Rob Van Dam
and Hulk Hogan
with baby Carlos
doing "The Hustle"
with Shaymin and
this dude Chubbs
who was known
as the Legendary
Flying Dutchman who
found the one
that was wearing
skinny pants and
baggy t-shirts from
Hot Topic, but
wardrobe malfunction was
caused by Tepig
made sure that
ended. Spongebob then
had a shotgun
made from sausages
and Krabby Patties
which are made
to explode when
they hear the
words, "Bite my
kittens." However, it
responded to mittens
and therefore can
make bigger explosions
spraying foam all
over their couches
of homeless people
that eat the
bowels of a
chocolate teddy bear
that became a
a very musical
gummy bear in
Cats on Broadway
. Meanwhile in sunny
Philadelphia, Will Smith
born and raised
in New Jersey
with ten-thousand
microliters of simple
footballs from the
coldest depths of
hell, decided to
wear mascara to
c2chaos's party at
the hop. Unfortunately,
the cops had
drank all the
purple juice, causing
everyone else to
turn into Barney
. One of the
children from the
show had the
motaba virus and
called up Dustin
, the ancient vagabond,
who liked eating
lots of delicious
pot pie that
suddenly turned into
mutant plaid shirts
that ate some
smelly socks that
jumped on Spongebob
all just in
a moment. However,
the Keebler elves
decided to go
eat from Tsunade's
giant bowl of
Lucky Charms marshmellows
using Sporks from
the local TacoBell
gave Zack and
Efron the ability
to make Krabby
mothers from the
planet Mars many
who were protesters
from the infamous
Deno Dino chants
the summoning spell
which then immediately
summoned the genie
that held the
Wizard of Oz
ran off of
the cliff's edge
to a giant
Cartman shaped ball
which in turn
hatched a large
doughy ball of
Jersey Shore girls
who then tumbled
onto a cat.
Meanwhile in Candyland,
an ominous figure
watched Regular Show
until he decided
that Chowder was
a much better
member of the
Evil League of
Evil Exes that
go around making
spicy biscuits of
buttered ham. So,
the puppies went
off to the
land of Narnia
that Team Rocket
had insisted was
under guard by
Garfield in Zombieland.
Afterward, Percy the
Mailman checked his
Porygon for the
glitch that would
cause viewers to
experience flashbacks to
The Twilight Saga.
Unfortunately, that show
bahn mi sandwhich
which resulted in
a few metric
meters of explosions.
The explosions went
through a portal
that landed near
Planet Sheen. The
magical robot unicorn
was catapulted to
Candy Mountain which
Was under zombie
that was winning
at the Rapture
At high noon
the female monkeys
created a circle
of fiery rage
surrounding a cactus
full of Krabbys
which then split
Into the abyss
inhabited by samurai
ninjas that went
"Ooohhyeah~~~." On Thursday,
Afterwards. Hulk Hogan
slammed all the
the spoons into
the closet of
a pestering neighbor
who then dreamt
of Mami wishing
he was dead
by chocobo execution.
suddenly there was
Selena Gomez in
the back of
the car with
all of the
Super Robot pilots
that Rebecca Black
shook hands with.
shortly after they
ate some cake
that lied to
the institution, it
jumped over the
plate and into
tartar sauce. It
was a nice
shower in pudding
and Bill Cosby
in turn, played
Mario Kart in
the corpulent parade.
The Rocky Horror
Picture Show played
the Time Warp
suddenly they got
stopped by Dr.
Evil of the
Lemons who in return
gropped the eyeballs
of a 4 humped camel
that bit Kaitlyn
and spreaded like
oozing goo, spilling
onto Pokeballs of
death-defying poison which, eventually
killed the gorilla-man
and lingered into the night, along with Shia Labeouf and then
read the deed
(Yikes, I completely forgot about the regulations.)
to his dying
wish of wanting
chocolate covered salad
tossing pillow case
that ate away
at the shell
of a Squirtle
which used Surf
on a fiery
beach that night.
Suddenly, the Dictator
pressed the button
which led to
Borat being shipped
to the Atlantic.
along the way
Perry the Platypus
shot a huge
radioactive bumble bee
into Dr. Doofenshmirtz at
point blank range
and combusted. Then,
a girl named
sarah suddenly had
an abortion and
sat on a
horrible yet tame
Liger of epic
which swallowed Perry
everything that was
small and large
and suddenly became
infected with the
popular bug called
Pop Buggy with
poisonous grapes. BUT
Jake the Dog
and Finn the
human ran into
Ice King and
he just wanted
to get a
serious relationship with
Billy Bob Thornton
who passed out.
They then began
to do the
most disgusting act
of song and
improvised dance. HOWEVER
the new villain
was hiding behind
an endearingly sexy
cactus plant wearing
bonafide girl named
Marceline the Vampire
met Chihaya Kisaragi
and ate her.
Now the concert
began to turn
into a riot
filled with angry
Helpful Honda Guys
who hated Flo
Rida's music before
the previous administration
had just annihilated
the entire clan
of Occupy protesters
ran through the
forest of panties
which were taken
off of me
precariously by the
master of pain
known as Darwin
saying "Merry Christmas"
pantie plushie pocky
while eating from
weaboo pocky pocket
filled with cheese.
But love hurts
cause no cheese
would be served
to the zombies.
Can you please
sing "Wild Thing"
with some cheese
And do not
pretend to be
A rabid monkey.
with a great
teeth, decided that
Fanime is almost
full of bananas
and then she
threw said bananas
at the officer
of Raccoon City.
Then he transformed
into the Earl
Grey Tea with
Hamon flavored Coke
with a Magicarp
That has a
great big shoe
from Tom Cruise
with love from
Peter Griffin and
Martha stewart living.
"Agualung my friend,"
sang the purple
dinosaur of mighty
sagginess amongst the
Tree People of
The Black Lagoon
which was protected
by the sloppy
vegan monster. It
was soo hard
to topple its
massive load on
the Love Boat.
Then he decided
that the ingredient
of love included
golden Magicarp from
The sewers of
Gotham city. As
Rarity ran her
into the ground,
Steve the mechanic
Read the reply
then fell off
a two story
domo with a
cupcake in his
butt and gave
huge amounts to
the very special
Pink panda named
Fluttershy drifted off
with her animal
to the land
Of fluffy bunnies.
Then we went
On a magical
donkey with absolute
Muffin fettishes that
fluttershy accepted the
Death of herself
with an open
Ended feeling of
awesomeness and a
Killed fluttershy body
while she enlisted
To stop herself
from being the
Ugliest being on
her own perception.
I can't believe
it's not butter,
what has this
monster done? He
left her alone
to the mean
ugly witch of
The shy turtle
who hates to
eat salad with
His froggy mother
with love. Then
Batman decided that
Frogs are lame
and ate their
legs with great
unchallenged ambition. They
Tasted nothing like
AuroraDreamer's sweet juicy
Dole tidbit pineapples
because they were
amazingly delicious with
Carmel covered chocolate
with strawberries on
The edges of
time and space.
There once was
A bubbly donkey
who liked to
frolic through the
magical forest of
chocolate dumplings amongst
the angry dwarfs
that only sang
in yiddish. She
was not happy
with his great
system of a
down the lone
pony began crying
in fear. Why
the collasal pink
dinosaur began to
roll around in
mud to clean
with her teeth
was in the
giant city of
Sparta! The Spartans
danced to a
song that sounded
like it came
from the Crypt.
Once I was
a wee little
brat with a
big gigantic, humongous
battleship that could
destroy Tokyo in
To many small
pieces for Godzilla
To consume and
poop. Fanime was
next in Godzilla's
list of things
on his Bucket
list he'd drawn
the outline of
his own ghost.
This ghost was
an incredible goo
of cataclysmic proportions
took over his
life which was
a giant collasal
waste. He then
ate a giant
peach because the
cat was furry.
Meanwhile in Japan,
Mojojojo is making
a new device
that will destroy
us all to
see what their
role was. They
had nothing to
accomplish in life
with the red
Sekirei who wanted
to feel his
voluptuous and wavy
crazy and awesome
hair that was
huge, wet and
full of cheese.
Then we went
to Grandma's house
in the darkest
part of the
expedited express lane
at the grocery
mountain with Jack
Swagger and the
Wailers went to
the sea of
the West Nile.
The small taco
was turned into
a large burrito
and roll around
all over the
giant buldging mass
of rubbish laying
around in his
refrigerator that couldn't
sleep under the
rug made from
The backhair from
the king's back
that was greasy
and full of
Cheetos and Doritos.
The king suddenly
drew out hi
sword made from
the secret ingredient
which was paper
Extract from a
banana in a
nutshell but licks
the nearest form
of algebraic expression
that could be
melted down to
be used at
some point in
the near future.
When an unlikely
member of the
Dc alliance was
Defeated by the
the one and
only member of
aqua teen hunger
force with meatwad
make the moneys
for the love
of the song.
that plays through
the night with
Kaitlyn spinning her
Like a cheese wheel.
that produces a
rediculous amount of
toxic chemicals from
Muk's body and
Splurged it on
Meatwad who turned
towards Frylock to
ask him about
something that involved
the penguin gunter
that beheld the
secrets of the
recipe for a
spicy meat slab
that will be
eaten by Captain
Obvious who is
too obvious to
not be Captain
Jack Sparrow. Captain
Obvious is a
being who loves
getting drunk to
attend college girl
parties with lots
of people when
the time comes
to transform to
the ultimate possible
party dog in
that wierd place
where all dogs
go to heaven
where angels are
Then they eat
01 with all
Poison and salt
that tastes better.
like an apple
from Spice N
doing a limbo
while jumping through
a portal to
infinity and beyond.
for buzz lightyear
of star command.
Hit by a
bus with big
sign that says
"Wu bist du?!".
Perform transmutation before
Jepordy comes on.
hosted by demons
with the pure
stretchy underwear goodness
that only 01
can fully avoid
without eating them.
Buzz then saw
that thing there
named after Horace
the spider. Next,
He blew up.
Finally, he went
to the restaurant
where he met
Lucifargundam peeling carrots.
that was really
Katy Perry wearing
a mask with
a Gundam decal
on the top
of the massive
hairy bagel snowcone
that 01 ate.
That Lucifargundam imagined.
and became true.
In his dreams.
thats actually reality.
not knowing that
limDsage was in
the deal with
the great Diablo
who I overpowered
with the help
of the fairy
grandfather of the
original Fanime attendee
Neil Patrick Harris
from Los Angeles.
Then the agent
Fan Boy Smith
Broke a plate!!
While 01 was
First "fanime" 1996
to visit her
son at the
Sea of Dreams.
while the depth
of the bottomless
sinkhole of great
doom and despair
that was filled
with clones of
the one thing
from Star Wars
that was very
lonely because of
storm trooper debacles.
Meanwhile, the Doritos
had toes of
OHSHC's Debatchery members
that was as
clean as the
Monkey's unrelated creature
that was full
of powdered nachos
that were zesty
enough to tango
with the great
and powerful Burt
with a shotgun
from Halo3 that
lost the game.
Then Godzilla had
Little Caesar's pizza
with bread sticks
and buffalo dip.
So Adam Richman
reached to get
something from the
cupboard. That is
made by Jenna
with great angst
and emotions. She
did not understand
the Cajun Queen
who worshipped the
Tootsie Pop Owl
that taught how
to get to
the other side
of the forest.
Then Fanimecon started
granting wishes for
cancer patients under
the impression of
the great inspirational
speaker Whoppie Goldberg
who writes very
exciting and interesting
novels with giant
bookcovers painted with
the eyelashes of
greasey bright fury
sitting in piles
of big glittery
space operas that
the Phantom sings
in uncopious amounts
of string cheese
and lack of
any sense at
high fiving strangers
These strangers began
to serve platters
decorated with buckets
filled with alacritous
and lucious, delicious
caviar filled with
love and marriage
that spawn a
Gremlin Army for
angry, cat-wielding
scarface that listed
all the activities
stabbing people in
toilet paper rolls
filled with pizza
that she threw
at AJ Lee
lies that did
so much damage
that she changed
her clothes so
she can hide
from the CIA
that was going
to eat the
hearts of innocent
who also ate
the dreams of
small children in
spite of honest
working class citizens
that were compelled
to watch re-runs
of that amazing
show with her
the steaming hotdog
who works in
the factories in
Brazil. Vin Diesel
was strangling her
at the dock
where the fish
swam in unison
has returned dutifully
on-board the dreams
of the Boomers