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I need more arcade sticks. :P

scary thing is...

i think those are in my house... er store... somewhere...

its been a while since ive pulled those out...

eh, go figure... im a nerd!

mexican xmas? that sounds interesting.

whoa, this just turn into a question on its own...

why do you think these girls are compete -ting over who gets to ask you the most questions?

with all this rain, do you like to jump around in puddles?

why do they say rain dogs and cats?

why not say owls and bungee cords?

do you know what you get when you cross and owl and a bungee cord?

whats the longest you've gone with out sleep?

if you died, would it take you 3 days to revive you?

would u use a pheonix down or water of life?

do you remember the ps9 commercial?

how many girls does it take to plug in a Wii ?

how many girls would want to play with your Wii at the same time?

how many guys would you let play with the Wii ?

do you think the Wii mote strap on is faulty?

whats your definition of a "Sensor Bar" ?

whats your definition of a "Vibrate function" ?

whats your definition of "battery operated" ?

would you really use the nintendo nunchuck like a real nunchuck?

what the heck is a "Gyro-scope" ?

Whats the difference between "handle with care" and "fragile" ?

what would you stick a "handle with care" sticker on?

what would you stick a "fragile" sticker on?

whats the last thing you remember that broke on you?

whats the last thing you remember that fixed ?

why do they say " dont fix it if it aint broke " ?

why do people feel "broke" during the holidays?

why is it called a "holy" day?

is there a holiday that doesnt deal with dead people or birthdays?

is it okay to have a 1/2 (half) birthday?

is it okay to have a count down timer for your 18th birthday?

would you rather be 18 or 21 ?

when was the last time you got pulled over?

has someone pulled the "wool over your eyes" ?

Why do the say " beauty is in the eye of the beholder " ?

have you ever seen a "beholder" from D&D?

Do you know what "D&D" stands for?

Do you know what "N.A.S.A" stands for?

"F.B.I" stands for?

"K.G.B" stands for?

"U.S.A" stands for?

"Wii" stands for?  ( i bet you do know this one LoL )

whats the best pizza topping ?

whats your definition of a "brain fart"?

what causes a "brain fart" ?

how would you cure "brain fart" ?

I think I'm out of questions, and i just temporary "blog diareaha"

whats causes "blog diareaha" ?

did i even spell "diareaha" right?

How do you spell it "diareaha" ?

is it "starve a cold" and "feed a flu" ?

are colored pillz fun to chew on?

whats the best vitamin out there?

if they good for you, should they be called "vitaMAX" ?

when was the last time someone pushed you into a pool?

the last time you attended a pool party?

the last time you attended a ski trip?

the last time you went on a road trip?

the last time you went on a boat trip?

the last time you went on a bike trip?

the last time you went on a hiking trip?

the last time you went on a "trip" ?

the last time someone made you fall and trip?

the last time you needed an energy drink?

the last time you say "Jerry stop asking effin questions!!!  :evil: " ?

the last time you might smack a Jerry?

the last time you REALLY REALLY wanted Jerry to stop asking questions?

will you forgive the Jerry for not numbering these questions?

to read easier, just answer between questions (so that you dont have to scroll up and down) would you do that?

do you regret that you ever started this thread?

would ppl like the Jerry, the Gubaba, and the Lady Karen be allowed to moar questions?

is this the end?

with all the talk of bowling...

Whats your highest score in bowling?

would you ever try human bowling?

whens the last time you throw something bowling ball like at someone?

is a score of 300 really a 'perfect' game?

what is your power level ?

Hey Otaku, what does the scouter say ?

how fast is fast ?

Ironically I think what Karen is refering to is that one commerical...

where the guy always wins...

and the girls just strip for the heck of...

just MAKE SURE THEYRE GIRLS!

IT MIGHT BE A TRAP!

Karen is only a girl HALF of the time...

and according to Kegan its DETACHABLE ???  :shock:


Anyway, back to another question...


one piece or 2 piece ?  (hopefully you have some idea on what im talking about... )

when was the last time you had to wear a tie?

would you ever be interesting in going through a LABYRINTH to meet the goblin king AKA DAVID BOWIE!!!???!?!?!

I heard you can revive a ps2, try to revive anything else?

Hey Dr. O

What kind of table top gaming do you play?

Do you play card games?

if you do play card games, know how to play Texas Hold em?

If you do play Texas Hold Em, would u be interesting in starting a mini guy's poker night?


...

Or...

Would you rather play Strip Uno?  :shock:

Why haven't you answered my last three questions?
What are your answers for them? :P

its possible that Dr.O missed your questions I'm sure he'll get to you as soon as he kicks Akuma's butt from SSF2T.

usually, its about a good defense that spurs a good offense for me, oh and as far as I can tell, I can only beat Akuma with Ryu or Ken.

on 2nd thought, maybe whoever is 'cheap' enough.  

look on the bright side, at least your not spending a fortune by popping quarters into a machine...  :roll:


Hey Dr. O when was the last time you played quarters?  :shock:

*bumps back to page 1*

This is more of a "Heroes" reference... so here goes

If you could list the fani mafia kinda like Heroes or say like X-men

which fani mafia member would have which powers and why?

that may take a bit too much effort so bear with me...

What do you think Otaku?

Heroes new tagline- "Are you on the list?"  :)

*cries*

I had ALL these questions about sleeping, types of beds, and fortune cookies and my computer freezes. and I lost the post.

*HAND SMACK FOREHEAD*

since my brain is fried from fatigue and insomnia I'll just post this question since its the only one i remember.


Why do fortune cookie sayings become MOAR awsome when you add the phrase " IN BED " immediately following?

i wanna stay as far away from benicia as possible.

AWWWWWWWWWW


I FEEL SO HURT BY THAT.

YOU DON'T WANT TO COME NEAR BENICIA??!?!?!1

But we're a good little town and I'M in it. Does that mean you don't want to see me?

*cries*

considering you had a car overflowing with ppl that were in Benicia, thats the first (and probably not the last) time I'll be doing that.

and I know I could at least name a few people that dont mind coming on er... to... Benicia.

heh heh good times. and even better times in the Car  :shock:

Well, if any of you people are doing Black Friday ...

"doing black friday" thats a odd statement... or maybe im just reading wrong...


but of all places to be stuck...

I'll be at work in the office... yah... like anything will ACTUALLY happen at the office...

unless im stuck there... with a REALLY HOT co-worker :wink: ...

ur not the only one...

im sneezing like a jack hammer over here...

yargh =P

So why do you think there are SOOO many birthdays in the month of November?

these questions MAY be loaded... but just random thoughts i have at the momment...

do your best!


1) Who do you think lies MOAR? men or women?

2) Why do you think (men or women) lie so much?

3) Who (men or women) are better at covering them (the lies) up?


4) whats the worse lie to be told? (in general or personal experience).

What is your current favorite video game of this month?


Do you have any idea what you will be this Halloween?


What makes a good cookie become an awsome cookie?

What would be an awsome theme if the fani mafia had a halloween party and we all dress up together

what theme would be best FOR THE WIN!!?!?!

and how HOT would the girls costumes would be?  8)

what is your FAVORITE food? (probably someone already asked?)


What is your LEAST FAVORITE food? (wondering if the answer would be 911 chicken)

*bumps*

sorry...


but I'm surprised...

no one has any response to this? :


What if the world was over-run with Zombies!

A parody of Chris Rock's No Sex in the Champagne Room I wrote one night (if it's too offensive please let me know and I'll remove it.)


Ladies and Gentlemen
the attendees of FanimeCon 2007
I have one piece of advice for you.
No matter what a hot cosplayer tells you,
There is no sex in the Hentai Room. None.
Oh, there's hentai in the Hentai room,
But you dont want hentai, you want sex,
And there is no sex in the Hentai Room.

Don't go to conventions with metal detectors
Sure it feels safe inside,
but what about all those cosplayers waiting outside with guns?
They know you ain't got one.

If a cosplayer tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she's loli.
If she tells you she's 26 and looks 26, IT'S A TRAP.

Take off that silly a-- headband.

That Sasuke cosplayer couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes. Naruto did some of that s---.

Young anime fans, if you go into a screening room and someone steps on your foot, let it slide.
Why spend the next 20 years banned from the con cause someone smuged your costume?

Melon bread, ain't nothing wrong with that.

No matter what you think of what I'm saying remember this one thing:
There is no sex in the Hentai Room.

If a roomless otaku has a funny sign, he hasn't been roomless that long.
A real roomless otaku is too stupid to be funny.

If a girl has a cute costume, she'll probably suck your ----.
If a guy has a cute costume, he'll probably suck your ----.

Here's a horoscope for everyone:

Aquarius: you're gonna spend all your money.
Capricorn: you're gonna spend all your money.
Gemini: you're gonna spend all your money twice.
Leo: you're gonna spend all your money.
Scorpio: you're gonna spend all your money f----.

No one goes to the Maid Cafe for tea.

If you've been dating a bishie for 4 months and haven't met any of his friends, you are not his girlfriend.

Some of the things I said may not apply to you,
Some of the things I said may offend you.
But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing:
No matter what a hot cosplayer tells you,
There is no sex in the Hentai Room. None.

wow.

and yet...

I'm still EMO...

:roll:

I have been secretly (or visabily) emo for a long while now...

whats the best way to get rid of it?

(and if this answer doesnt work, I'm going to cut you too....) "harmless threat"