Random Lies About the Person Above You. v2.0

Maskenlav · June 04, 2012, 12:56:19 AM

^cured cancer by having pills surround the germs in a tetris like fashion

PinkHairSasuke · June 04, 2012, 07:29:29 AM

^invented Dr. Mario

MyMidnightAffair · July 02, 2012, 12:44:35 PM

^doesn't know how to party like Prince

PinkHairSasuke · July 02, 2012, 05:28:11 PM

^can't party at all

L0Lpants · July 11, 2012, 12:26:25 AM

^ was arrested for having a naked throwdown w/ his toaster in a trailer park when it burnt his Wildberry Poptarts.

The Toaster won, btw

Barnes · July 11, 2012, 08:55:28 AM

Directed the film The Brave Little Toaster

MyMidnightAffair · July 13, 2012, 12:06:55 AM

^will be complying as a Man-Faye

PinkHairSasuke · July 15, 2012, 03:50:54 PM

^will be playing Bella's stunt double in the new Twilight

Barnes · November 23, 2012, 11:27:13 AM

^ Burned his guitar at Woodstock.

c2chaos · November 29, 2012, 12:59:05 AM

^ Thought Ivy League was too pretentious and settled for Harley League. :P

PinkHairSasuke · November 29, 2012, 02:04:28 PM

^Thought Gangnam Style was a new form of Tae Kwon Do

c2chaos · November 29, 2012, 11:28:56 PM

^ trains rabbits to bark.

Barnes · November 30, 2012, 05:14:39 PM

^ Is a member of the Fixx, and performed at Santa Cruz this year.

c2chaos · December 03, 2012, 10:53:30 PM

^ Owns a hyperbolic time chamber.

PinkHairSasuke · December 10, 2012, 06:43:51 PM

^Brought sexy back and then threw it away.

doriangray · December 28, 2012, 09:14:35 PM

^Attends theme parks wearing nothing but a python.

c2chaos · January 02, 2013, 02:01:08 AM

^ Is a Psychonaut in real life.

Mi Feng · January 03, 2013, 01:11:19 AM

^Encourages the prohibition of boba tea.

c2chaos · January 03, 2013, 04:17:13 AM

^ is secretly raising an army of man-eating bunnies to counter a zombie apocalypse, sorta...

Rhornez · January 03, 2013, 04:33:33 PM

^ is a zombie