Lisa needs braces!
(yes, we're doing this again.)
Dental plan!
Lisa needs braces!
Dental plan!
Barney: "Don't cry for me. I'm already dead."
Smithers, who's that?
Homer Simpson, sir
Simpson, eh?
Homer: Gasp! That man is my exact duplicate!
That Dog has a puffy tail! Heh heh heh! Come here puffy tail!
Dental plan!
Bart: "I wonder if they wore underwear back then." *pulls down pants. Robot George Washington eyes glow red.*
Reinier Wolfcastle: "Hush little fatso.."
Lisa: I am the lizard queen!
Homer: "Isn't that sweet? She dreamed about Hitler again."
The Goggles!!! They Do nothing!!!
Ralph: Chicken Necks?
I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
"Queen of the harpies! Queen of the harpies! Here's your crown your majesty!"
Oh, no! Beta!
Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
Flanders: Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick in the kididdlehopper!
Homer: Kididdlehopper! *homer laughing.*
Flanders: That's not funny, it's how I swear!
Superintendent Chalmers: SSSSSSkinnerrrrr!
"18"
"Hit me"
"21"
"Hit me"
"22"
"D'oh!"
"Lisa, is there something funny about the word tramboner!"
Homer: *deep breath* F***!
Flanders: Good lord, that's the loudest profanity I've ever heard!
Flanders: Thats not funny! thats how i swear!
"Either the boy gets it or the duck get's it. Or nobody gets anything from Shauna. I'm Shauna."
Lugash: I AM LUGASH!
Lou: You know, I went to the McDonald's in uh, Shelbyville on Friday night.
Chief Wiggum: The McWhat?
Lou: Uh, McDonald's Restaurant. I, uh, I never heard of it either, but, uh, they have over 2,000 locations in this state alone.
Eddie: Must've sprung up overnight.
Lou: You know the funniest thing though? It's the little differences.
Chief Wiggum: Example.
Lou: Well at McDonald's, you can buy a Krusty Burger with Cheese, right? But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with Cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Get out! What do they call it?
Lou: A Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
Chief Wiggum: Quarter Pounder with Cheese? Well I can picture the the cheese, but, uh... do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?
Lou: Mm-hmm. They call them "Shakes."
Eddie: Pfft... Shakes. I don't know what your gettin.
Chief Wiggum: Well I know what I'm gettin... some donuts. (tries to get out of his seat, but is stuck) Uh, help me out of the booth, boys. (Eddie takes a fork and punctures Chief Wiggum's seat, deflating it and freeing Chief Wiggum)
High pitch nerdy guy being eaten by blob Homer:"Tell them I died kissing a girl!"
Homer:"No."
Homer: "First thing tomorrow, I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head."
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My cat's breath smells like cat food!
(also)
Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!
(Ralph fangirl for life)
Ms Hoover:"It's male bashing pc thugs like you that keep the rest of us form landing a husband!"
Comic Book Guy: "Worst episode, ever!
Flanders: "Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!"
Homer: "Oh, stupid sexy Flanders!"
Otto: Say it in SNOWBOARD!
Fire can be our friend. Whether it's toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie.
Milhouse: Everything's coming up Milhouse!
Lisa: Well, look at the wonders of the computer age now!
Homer: Wonders Lisa... or blunders?
Lisa: I think that was implied by what I said.
Homer: Implied Lisa... or implode?
Barney: "Don't cry for me. I'm already dead."
Quote from: Glitch on December 10, 2011, 02:14:32 PM
Barney: "Don't cry for me. I'm already dead."
LOL! one of my favorite episodes. Why can't I thumbs up this post?
And from the same episode ...
Homer: Hah hah hah! The contest is over! Give that man the $10,0000.
Jay Sherman: This
isn't Americas Funniest Home Videos.
Homer: Football! Groin! It works on so many levels! ...roll it again.
Quote from: Glitch on December 10, 2011, 02:14:32 PM
Barney: "Don't cry for me. I'm already dead."
Homer: Wow. I'll never drink another beer again.
Duff Vendor: Beer here!
Homer: I'll take 10.
Quote from: Dragon Ninja on December 18, 2011, 09:22:39 PM
Quote from: Glitch on December 10, 2011, 02:14:32 PM
Barney: "Don't cry for me. I'm already dead."
Homer: Wow. I'll never drink another beer again.
Duff Vendor: Beer here!
Homer: I'll take 10.
Woman: He's got the soul of a poet.
Barney: Thank you. Your very kind.
Woman: Excuse me. Did something crawl into your throat and die?
Barney: It didn't die.
(At an AA meeting...)
Hans Moleman: I'm Hans. Drinking has ruined my life. I'm thirty-one years olllllllddddd!
KHLAV KALASH!
Quote from: Runewitt on January 03, 2012, 09:05:02 PM
KHLAV KALASH!
Homer having to pee badly: "You wouldn't happen to have a bathroom in there?"
Quote from: Glitch on January 03, 2012, 09:52:03 PM
Quote from: Runewitt on January 03, 2012, 09:05:02 PM
KHLAV KALASH!
Homer having to pee badly: "You wouldn't happen to have a bathroom in there?"
ONLY KHLAV KALASH , MENS ROOM IN TOWER,TOWER, OBSERVATION DECK
Krusty: Krusty wants out!! (opens the door and jumps out of the monorail)
Leonard Nimoy: No! (Grabs Krusty and pulls him back in) The world needs laughter.
Homer: SO LONG Stink Town!
Leonard Nimoy: A solar eclipse; The cosmic ballet goes on.
Passenger next to Leonard Nimoy: Does anybody want to switch seats?
Quote from: Dragon Ninja on February 20, 2012, 04:49:20 PM
Leonard Nimoy: A solar eclipse; The cosmic ballet goes on.
Passenger next to Leonard Nimoy: Does anybody want to switch seats?
Leonard Nimoy: My job here is done.
Quote from: Glitch on February 21, 2012, 12:37:44 AM
Quote from: Dragon Ninja on February 20, 2012, 04:49:20 PM
Leonard Nimoy: A solar eclipse; The cosmic ballet goes on.
Passenger next to Leonard Nimoy: Does anybody want to switch seats?
Leonard Nimoy: My job here is done.
but.. you didnt
do anything..
Mrs. Krabappel : Gosh I never got my 6% interest back in 1988.
Quote from: Runewitt on February 21, 2012, 07:04:16 PM
Quote from: Glitch on February 21, 2012, 12:37:44 AM
Quote from: Dragon Ninja on February 20, 2012, 04:49:20 PM
Leonard Nimoy: A solar eclipse; The cosmic ballet goes on.
Passenger next to Leonard Nimoy: Does anybody want to switch seats?
Leonard Nimoy: My job here is done.
but.. you didnt do anything..
Leonard Nimoy: Didn't I? *beams away.*
Marge: It's Death! I recognize him from Fortieth Birthday cards!
Quote from: Glitch on February 25, 2012, 02:09:16 PM
Quote from: Runewitt on February 21, 2012, 07:04:16 PM
Quote from: Glitch on February 21, 2012, 12:37:44 AM
Quote from: Dragon Ninja on February 20, 2012, 04:49:20 PM
Leonard Nimoy: A solar eclipse; The cosmic ballet goes on.
Passenger next to Leonard Nimoy: Does anybody want to switch seats?
Leonard Nimoy: My job here is done.
but.. you didnt do anything..
Leonard Nimoy: Didn't I? *beams away.*
Squeeky voiced teen: um, i dont think he's coming back..
Homer: I'm not normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!
Ralph Wiggums: "I'm a Fatality!"
Homer: Come on kids, lets go home.
Bart: We ARE home.
Homer: That was fast.
Homer: Marge, might I play Devils Advocate for a moment?
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Spiderpig, spiderpig-does whatever a spiderpig does!
Can he swing- from a web? No he cant- he's a pig! Lookout! Here comes the spiderpiiig!!
Homer: ...stupid Flanders!
Wille: Lunchlady Doris, do you have grease?!
Doris: Yes. Yes we do.
Willie: THEN GREASE ME UP, WOMAN!!!
*pause*
Doris: Okie-dokie
Homer: I must be the first non-Brazilian to travel thru time!
Mr. Peabody: Actually, the second.
Sherman: That's right!
Mr. Peabody: Quite you!
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Spiderpig, spiderpig-does whatever a spiderpig does!
Can he swing- from a web? No he cant- he's a pig! Lookout! Here comes the spiderpiiig!!
"He's not spider pig anymore, he's Harry Plopper!"
Mmmmmmm. Pistol Whip!
But I am your neice, uncle Joe.
ohhh er myy gawwd!
Abe Simpson: We want MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATLOCK!
Ralph Wiggims: (singing) Who can make the sun rise?... Nobody will tell me! wah!