YOu just state akward moments
ill go first
one time i hugged someone and my phone started vibrating and we were just like -0.0--0.0-
One day after school I decided to go home and cook in the nude. My dad came home from work early that day and walked in on me cooking eggs. We never spoke of that moment.
Quote from: RaddaX2 on February 09, 2009, 11:35:57 PM
One day after school I decided to go home and cook in the nude. My dad came home from work early that day and walked in on me cooking eggs. We never spoke of that moment.
ROFL...
Watching a sex scene from a movie or tv show with my parents...
When I was little they'd just laugh and cover my eyes and be like, "You're too young! Close you eyes!" and turn it into a joke.
These days movies and tv just blindside you with these scenes. My parents don't tell me to close my eyes no more.. but there's that weird... dense.. silence...
I try to make an effort to go to the kitchen or restroom if I knew a scene like that was coming up.
Seeing my dog humping by favorite chair when I wake up first thing in the morning. @.@
I just open my eyes, hearing some ruffling noise and I turn over and saw him there
I wonder why it was all worn out after the first month we bought it. <(-_-;)>
Quote from: Steve.Young on February 10, 2009, 08:52:50 AM
Quote from: RaddaX2 on February 09, 2009, 11:35:57 PM
One day after school I decided to go home and cook in the nude. My dad came home from work early that day and walked in on me cooking eggs. We never spoke of that moment.
ROFL...
What you mean you dont feel like randomly cooking naked? You know you totally would do that if you could Steve.
but why eggs? u usually dont cook anything that splatters.
then again i wouldnt mind coming home to my (makebelieve) girlfriend and seeing her cooking in only and apron.
That would be awesome instead of awkward. :D
Quote from: Jerry on February 10, 2009, 10:17:04 AM
Quote from: Steve.Young on February 10, 2009, 08:52:50 AM
Quote from: RaddaX2 on February 09, 2009, 11:35:57 PM
One day after school I decided to go home and cook in the nude. My dad came home from work early that day and walked in on me cooking eggs. We never spoke of that moment.
ROFL...
What you mean you dont feel like randomly cooking naked? You know you totally would do that if you could Steve.
but why eggs? u usually dont cook anything that splatters.
then again i wouldnt mind coming home to my (makebelieve) girlfriend and seeing her cooking in only and apron.
That would be awesome instead of awkward. :D
o.O;;
Quote from: Jerry on February 10, 2009, 10:17:04 AM
Quote from: Steve.Young on February 10, 2009, 08:52:50 AM
Quote from: RaddaX2 on February 09, 2009, 11:35:57 PM
One day after school I decided to go home and cook in the nude. My dad came home from work early that day and walked in on me cooking eggs. We never spoke of that moment.
ROFL...
What you mean you dont feel like randomly cooking naked? You know you totally would do that if you could Steve.
but why eggs? u usually dont cook anything that splatters.
then again i wouldnt mind coming home to my (makebelieve) girlfriend and seeing her cooking in only and apron.
That would be awesome instead of awkward. :D
Eggs are the only thing i know how to cook. Even if you fucked up cooking eggs are you gotta do is stir it up and BAM, you just made scrambled.
Quote from: Lexy on February 10, 2009, 09:30:55 AM
Watching a sex scene from a movie or tv show with my parents...
When I was little they'd just laugh and cover my eyes and be like, "You're too young! Close you eyes!" and turn it into a joke.
These days movies and tv just blindside you with these scenes. My parents don't tell me to close my eyes no more.. but there's that weird... dense.. silence...
I try to make an effort to go to the kitchen or restroom if I knew a scene like that was coming up.
OMG, yes.
I hate watching sex scenes with anyone in general.
An awkward moment for me is when a commercial for a male penis enhancement comes on and I'm watching T.V. with my grandfather. Or when a commercial for pads or Viagra comes on when I'm watching T.V. with him...Ugh,
Viva Viagra my ass...
Quote from: Jerry on February 10, 2009, 10:17:04 AM
then again i wouldnt mind coming home to my (makebelieve) girlfriend and seeing her cooking in only and apron.
That would be awesome instead of awkward. :D
Reading
this.
Quote from: L3sli3_Lov3s_Chu on February 10, 2009, 10:53:52 AM
Quote from: Lexy on February 10, 2009, 09:30:55 AM
Watching a sex scene from a movie or tv show with my parents...
When I was little they'd just laugh and cover my eyes and be like, "You're too young! Close you eyes!" and turn it into a joke.
These days movies and tv just blindside you with these scenes. My parents don't tell me to close my eyes no more.. but there's that weird... dense.. silence...
I try to make an effort to go to the kitchen or restroom if I knew a scene like that was coming up.
OMG, yes.
I hate watching sex scenes with anyone in general.
An awkward moment for me is when a commercial for a male penis enhancement comes on and I'm watching T.V. with my grandfather. Or when a commercial for pads or Viagra comes on when I'm watching T.V. with him...Ugh, Viva Viagra my ass...
My ex is the son of two of my high school teachers. One day I was over at his house and his dad was watching some movie, but I happened to walk into the living room just as this very (very) explicit sex scene came on. I turned around and walked back into the other room very quietly.
I am an awkward moment.
damn blue tooths.
someone walking up to you and they start talking, so you talk to them, and they get pissed off and yell "Cant you see im on the damn phone?"
maybe if they cut their hair so you could y'know, see part of their ears.
Quote from: L3sli3_Lov3s_Chu on February 10, 2009, 10:53:52 AM
An awkward moment for me is when a commercial for a male penis enhancement comes on and I'm watching T.V. with my grandfather. Or when a commercial for pads or Viagra comes on when I'm watching T.V. with him...Ugh, Viva Viagra my ass...
My uncle has to go through the same... He lives in the same house as my grandmother and every commercial is either that or the female equivalent. -.-;
I guess mine would be back when I first got into anime; I rented a "Those who hunt elves" dvd and my parents heard horny sounding screams from the other room. -.-; Other than that, every time my parents are drunk is an awkward moment.
Anything else I won't discuss here... I've been in too many ones that I don't want to talk about. Some my own fault. >.>;
OMG. Lol. I hate that.
Another awkward moment for me is when someone farts and the smell slowly consumes the air . It's like, everybody smells it but no one will confesses to it.
Another awkward moment is when someone get yelled at by their parents infront of their friends. OMG.
Quote from: Jun-Watarase on February 10, 2009, 10:57:00 AM
Quote from: Jerry on February 10, 2009, 10:17:04 AM
then again i wouldnt mind coming home to my (makebelieve) girlfriend and seeing her cooking in only and apron.
That would be awesome instead of awkward. :D
Reading this.
Seconded.
Also, when someone tells you about their sexual fantasies out of nowhere. Like, you'll be talking about books or something, then BAM!
It's even worse when they do it in front of a group of people.
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on February 10, 2009, 11:37:53 PM
I am an awkward moment.
And thats what makes you so much fun.
one time in class it was all quiet then my ringtone went off and it goes like this
( RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRGAH just fuck me daddy GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRG)
My 'awkward moments' are only reserved for story time on long roadtrips. XD
Quote from: Raymei on February 12, 2009, 07:30:20 AM
well the need of a bra is a little away from men.
Lift, support, shape, flatter (hopefully lol). But with guys you're more-so just trying to hide the moobs.
They can accomplish the same by wearing a supportive (as in friggin'-tight) tank-top underneath their shirt or something. At least if you get down to having someone peel off your clothes it's a shirt and not a question of cross-dressing.
But I guess if you're at the point of needed to reach across the gender lines because your man-boobs are in dire need...you probably won't find yourself in that situation frequently (at least not with a different person, anyway).
So, no bro's, please T_T
Just....tape 'em down and hope for the best lol
^ This
Quote from: Raymei on February 12, 2009, 07:39:53 AM
But after having a (fairly disturbing) dream last night, I figured I'd throw this one on the pile (although I'm sure it's been asked before, just maybe not here):
Circumcized or not?
And this^
When some one says a joke and it's not... And like your just kinda left there, like, WTF.
It's awkward for me to accept payment from people, or gifts. @_@
Actually, it's awkward for me to accept anything. I feel real awkward about it, but I try to at least be diplomatic and polite. But it ends up making me feel even more awkward.
Quote from: L3sli3_Lov3s_Chu on February 12, 2009, 12:14:42 PM
When some one says a joke and it's not... And like your just kinda left there, like, WTF.
>.> Yeah... I do that a lot. I can't tell stories/jokes to save my life. =.=
when someone asks me "whats up?" and i point at a poster or something hanging right above me, and they're all.... wtf? and i'm like.. dude, THAT'S UP. A M(^&)%F&#%_#@ POSTER!
When someone starts singing....
"Five... Five dollar. Five dollar foot loooooooooong." when you're sitting next to them on the bed.
Quote from: Jun-Watarase on February 12, 2009, 09:57:49 PM
When someone starts singing....
"Five... Five dollar. Five dollar foot loooooooooong." when you're sitting next to them on the bed.
When you're in bed and someone poos in it
Quote from: PyronIkari on February 12, 2009, 09:58:57 PM
Quote from: Jun-Watarase on February 12, 2009, 09:57:49 PM
When someone starts singing....
"Five... Five dollar. Five dollar foot loooooooooong." when you're sitting next to them on the bed.
When you're in bed and someone poos in it
HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE HELL! I DID
NOT POO ON THE BED.
I hate you so much. Time to find a new boyfriend.
Quote from: Jun-Watarase on February 12, 2009, 10:00:33 PM
Quote from: PyronIkari on February 12, 2009, 09:58:57 PM
Quote from: Jun-Watarase on February 12, 2009, 09:57:49 PM
When someone starts singing....
"Five... Five dollar. Five dollar foot loooooooooong." when you're sitting next to them on the bed.
When you're in bed and someone poos in it
HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE HELL! I DID NOT POO ON THE BED.
I hate you so much. Time to find a new boyfriend.
*runs away as fast as possible.*
On another note, Mikey didn't say who did it...just that someone did it. I personally think he did it.
When I was younger, I watched "Lain" in my room. Then my sister barged in, wanting something. I was stupid enough to NOT hit the stop button at the closing credits, and she saw all that. (anyone who has seen Lain will understand my situation) :-[
When your mom doesn't know you're no longer a virgin and the girl you lost your virginity tells your mom she's pregnant with your child (even though she's just kidding). >_<
Quote from: Chiri Kcrinh on February 12, 2009, 07:11:53 PM
Quote from: L3sli3_Lov3s_Chu on February 12, 2009, 12:14:42 PM
When some one says a joke and it's not... And like your just kinda left there, like, WTF.
>.> Yeah... I do that a lot. I can't tell stories/jokes to save my life. =.=
I'm the kinda person who'll chuckle just to make the person feel better, or I'll say something about the not-so-funny joke to make it funny, somehow, to everyone.
when you sit in a bathroom stall, do you business... and you realize theres no toilet paper left.
:-[
Quote from: Jerry on February 13, 2009, 11:44:04 AM
when you sit in a bathroom stall, do you business... and you realize theres no toilet paper left.
:-[
or when theres someone in the next stall who tries to talk to you, and you hear....
wait, thats just a gross moment.
Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on February 13, 2009, 09:57:31 AM
When your mom doesn't know you're no longer a virgin and the girl you lost your virginity tells your mom she's pregnant with your child (even though she's just kidding). >_<
...
Quote from: Runewitt on February 13, 2009, 12:11:53 PM
Quote from: Jerry on February 13, 2009, 11:44:04 AM
when you sit in a bathroom stall, do you business... and you realize theres no toilet paper left.
:-[
or when theres someone in the next stall who tries to talk to you, and you hear....
wait, thats just a gross moment.
Or when someone is doing a number two and farts hella loud. O_O
Quote from: Steve.Young on February 13, 2009, 12:51:57 PM
Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on February 13, 2009, 09:57:31 AM
When your mom doesn't know you're no longer a virgin and the girl you lost your virginity tells your mom she's pregnant with your child (even though she's just kidding). >_<
...
that happens to me ALL the time. Problem is my mother is dead. :P
Ahh. My life is very awkward. Today in my drama class i was getting scripts for my friends and they usually sit near each other. I went to give the scripts to both of them. I gave one to my friend and i tried to give the other script to my friend Lyn. Since my friend was sitting there I assumed that Lyn was sitting next to her as always. So i pretty much keep tapping her on the shoulder with her paper waiting for her to turn around. I started wondering why she wasn't taking it because i already tapped her on the shoulder about 6 times or so. I realized it was someone else in the class and apologized. Finally found Lyn and gave her the script and went to sit down and accidentally sat on someone's script.
Quote from: Steve.Young on February 13, 2009, 01:16:20 AM
Quote from: Jun-Watarase on February 12, 2009, 10:00:33 PM
Quote from: PyronIkari on February 12, 2009, 09:58:57 PM
Quote from: Jun-Watarase on February 12, 2009, 09:57:49 PM
When someone starts singing....
"Five... Five dollar. Five dollar foot loooooooooong." when you're sitting next to them on the bed.
When you're in bed and someone poos in it
HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE HELL! I DID NOT POO ON THE BED.
I hate you so much. Time to find a new boyfriend.
*runs away as fast as possible.*
On another note, Mikey didn't say who did it...just that someone did it. I personally think he did it.
doesnt poo-ing in someones bed a sign of affection?
i dunno, i just heard that from somewhere. :P
or maybe its a form of retaliation. - same difference i suppose.
This is from my childhood or early teens when I still lived in El Sobrante.
I was running through Best Buy to get to the anime, sooooo naturally something bad was bound to happen. I turn the corner and run right into this girl. Now, this girl was... busty to say the least. I knocked her over, toppling on top of her also. Instinctively I put my hands out to catch myself and well... they sorta caught her boobs. >_> I didn't realize at first but once I did I jumped up, blushed, and apologized all at the same time. To make it worse, a small crowd had formed around me, mostly women and a few girls I knew. I quickly left the store.
So my soon-to-be stepfather had his parents come visit briefly, so out of courtesy, I went out to greet them and introduce myself. What they said in response was, "What a cute girl you are. Are you graduating middle school this year?" I stood there, dumbfounded, until my stepdad while trying to hold back his chuckling, "Oh no, she's in college." and they were about just as dumbfounded as I was.
I have other awkward moments that I'd normally share, but I'm not sure if I'm able to do so. :|
Quote from: Jun-Watarase on February 13, 2009, 04:44:29 PM
So my soon-to-be stepfather had his parents come visit briefly, so out of courtesy, I went out to greet them and introduce myself. What they said in response was, "What a cute girl you are. Are you graduating middle school this year?" I stood there, dumbfounded, until my stepdad while trying to hold back his chuckling, "Oh no, she's in college." and they were about just as dumbfounded as I was.
I have other awkward moments that I'd normally share, but I'm not sure if I'm able to do so. :|
If you wanted to, you could probably walk into a middle school classroom and no one would know. =P
Quote from: Steve.Young on February 13, 2009, 05:12:54 PM
Quote from: Jun-Watarase on February 13, 2009, 04:44:29 PM
So my soon-to-be stepfather had his parents come visit briefly, so out of courtesy, I went out to greet them and introduce myself. What they said in response was, "What a cute girl you are. Are you graduating middle school this year?" I stood there, dumbfounded, until my stepdad while trying to hold back his chuckling, "Oh no, she's in college." and they were about just as dumbfounded as I was.
I have other awkward moments that I'd normally share, but I'm not sure if I'm able to do so. :|
If you wanted to, you could probably walk into a middle school classroom and no one would know. =P
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. Get out of my house.
Quote from: Jerry on February 13, 2009, 03:30:36 PM
doesnt poo-ing in someones bed a sign of affection?
i dunno, i just heard that from somewhere. :P
or maybe its a form of retaliation. - same difference i suppose.
what about leaving butt marks on the wall by someone's bed?
Me having a significant other is just aawwwkkkwaarrdd. o.0
I'm no good at that touchy feely/lovey dovey stuff.
When you're in a car full of elderly people and they're blasting enka as if they were gangstas playing hip hop.
Haha I came home to my apartment today only to hear my roomate and her boyfriend having sex in the bathroom
WHERE I CAN HEAR IT ;3; I couldnt eat my delicious breakfast and they came out all smiles hahaa...hes here till monday night oh joy!
Quote from: Kazuko on February 15, 2009, 12:47:02 PM
Haha I came home to my apartment today only to hear my roomate and her boyfriend having sex in the bathroom
WHERE I CAN HEAR IT ;3; I couldnt eat my delicious breakfast and they came out all smiles hahaa...hes here till monday night oh joy!
THat's when you retaliate with your own loud bathroom OR kitchen sex. :D
You know what would be awkward... running into a relative at an anime con while in costume or finding out that a forum member is a cousin at the gathering meeting. (I had a dream that xXunyuuXx was one of my cousin's kids. XD; I bet it was that darn 12 year old joke that caused that. -.-;)
Lets see... more actual awkward moments: running into stuff or people, crushing on guys with girlfriends (middle school), when someone with shitty art asks you if its good, pretending online to be another gender, etc etc. XD;
Quote from: Sunara Ishi on February 15, 2009, 08:50:45 PM
You know what would be awkward... running into a relative at an anime con while in costume or finding out that a forum member is a cousin at the gathering meeting. (I had a dream that xXunyuuXx was one of my cousin's kids. XD; I bet it was that darn 12 year old joke that caused that. -.-;)
Not exactly family, but I had this friend while in elementary school named Steven. Once I moved I lost contact with him for nearly 8 or 9 years. I ended up seeing him at Fanime while I was wearing full drag. -_- Sad thing is, he's the one who recognized me even with my C-cups. Lol.
I saw a church friend in my (what I think) pretty revealing Yuna and Soi Fon cosplay. >.>
Quote from: Jun-Watarase on February 12, 2009, 09:57:49 PM
When someone starts singing....
"Five... Five dollar. Five dollar foot loooooooooong."
Note to self: remember to do this next Fanime.
Quote from: Jerry on February 13, 2009, 11:44:04 AM
when you sit in a bathroom stall, do you business... and you realize theres no toilet paper left.
:-[
And this is why I always check for paper first.
Quote from: Jerry on February 13, 2009, 11:44:04 AM
when you sit in a bathroom stall, do you business... and you realize theres no toilet paper left.
:-[
Did you look at the toilet paper roll and it looked like this?
(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi159.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ft153%2Fjuan_fss%2FImages%2Ffunny-pictures-toilet-paper-0W5.jpg&hash=7e6c261d21b2ab2fa05534e489c4a9417faa24b0)
Quote from: JTchinoy on February 16, 2009, 01:54:24 AM
Quote from: Jerry on February 13, 2009, 11:44:04 AM
when you sit in a bathroom stall, do you business... and you realize theres no toilet paper left.
:-[
Did you look at the toilet paper roll and it looked like this?
(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi159.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ft153%2Fjuan_fss%2FImages%2Ffunny-pictures-toilet-paper-0W5.jpg&hash=7e6c261d21b2ab2fa05534e489c4a9417faa24b0)
On a side note, that would be a fun evil thing to do to people... ;D
accidentally walking into the girls restroom [At hooters].
dammit, i really need to work on my alcohol tolerance.
i am such a gimp. :-[
Quote from: Jerry on February 17, 2009, 04:40:59 PM
I really need to work on my alcohol tolerance.
You and me both.
Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on February 15, 2009, 02:37:43 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on February 15, 2009, 12:47:02 PM
Haha I came home to my apartment today only to hear my roomate and her boyfriend having sex in the bathroom
WHERE I CAN HEAR IT ;3; I couldnt eat my delicious breakfast and they came out all smiles hahaa...hes here till monday night oh joy!
THat's when you retaliate with your own loud bathroom OR kitchen sex. :D
Yeah too bad it doesnt work when your single :U
Quote from: Kazuko on February 17, 2009, 06:14:35 PM
Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on February 15, 2009, 02:37:43 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on February 15, 2009, 12:47:02 PM
Haha I came home to my apartment today only to hear my roomate and her boyfriend having sex in the bathroom
WHERE I CAN HEAR IT ;3; I couldnt eat my delicious breakfast and they came out all smiles hahaa...hes here till monday night oh joy!
THat's when you retaliate with your own loud bathroom OR kitchen sex. :D
Yeah too bad it doesnt work when your single :U
Even if you weren't, you wouldn't put out anyway. lol
Quote from: Jun-Watarase on February 17, 2009, 06:24:30 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on February 17, 2009, 06:14:35 PM
Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on February 15, 2009, 02:37:43 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on February 15, 2009, 12:47:02 PM
Haha I came home to my apartment today only to hear my roomate and her boyfriend having sex in the bathroom
WHERE I CAN HEAR IT ;3; I couldnt eat my delicious breakfast and they came out all smiles hahaa...hes here till monday night oh joy!
THat's when you retaliate with your own loud bathroom OR kitchen sex. :D
Yeah too bad it doesnt work when your single :U
Even if you weren't, you wouldn't put out anyway. lol
haha true story x)
Waking up in a stranger's house, half way across the country, with your arms around his step daughter, and the guy is standing at the end of the bed.
also, no-one in the room had pants on at the time.
truth.
Quote from: Runewitt on February 13, 2009, 12:11:53 PM
Quote from: Jerry on February 13, 2009, 11:44:04 AM
when you sit in a bathroom stall, do you business... and you realize theres no toilet paper left.
:-[
or when theres someone in the next stall who tries to talk to you, and you hear....
wait, thats just a gross moment.
How about when you hear someone take a call in the stall next to you? Do you try to keep it down for their sake, or do you give them a gross moment instead out of malice?
Quote from: Stormfalcon on February 17, 2009, 11:59:25 PM
Quote from: Runewitt on February 13, 2009, 12:11:53 PM
Quote from: Jerry on February 13, 2009, 11:44:04 AM
when you sit in a bathroom stall, do you business... and you realize theres no toilet paper left.
:-[
or when theres someone in the next stall who tries to talk to you, and you hear....
wait, thats just a gross moment.
How about when you hear someone take a call in the stall next to you? Do you try to keep it down for their sake, or do you give them a gross moment instead out of malice?
well, that hasnt happened yet, but was doing a bathroom check at work, and was knocking on the stall doors with my broom before trying to open them, and my manager was on the phone in one of the stalls. oh dog it stank.
Trying not to luagh at the gross moments, cuz it's awkward enough when you're having one.
my friend told me about this one:
you just finish making love to your girlfriend...
and from the pure euphoria of relaxation...
She totally ripps one out [a fart] and she does so accidentally in your face
dont ask me why or how, I wasnt there. >_<
I find it more hilarious than anything, but I guess for him it was an awkward moment. :P
Okay, so there was this coworker I had... And he was obsessed with me for about 3 years, and pursued me even though I was dating someone who was his friend. This guy, my god, was creepier than any stalker, ever.
On Valentine's Day, he bought my a crystal figure that said "I love you". At the same time as my ex.
One day, driving me to work... bouquet of roses! Out of nowhere. I put them in a plastic pitcher at work and left them there. He seemed a bit disappointed, so I said, "Um... they look better here!" and went straight home.
Another day, he bought one of those ... 99c plushes from Walgreens and hung it on my doornob by the neck, with a creepy letter in bad handwriting about him thinking about me, that day.
...
Quote from: Jerry on February 18, 2009, 12:16:17 PM
my friend told me about this one:
you just finish making love to your girlfriend...
and from the pure euphoria of relaxation...
She totally ripps one out [a fart] and she does so accidentally in your face
dont ask me why or how, I wasnt there. >_<
I find it more hilarious than anything, but I guess for him it was an awkward moment. :P
You'd be laughing if a girl farted in your face?
I don't know why I'd be relaxing with my girls ass near my face, I see no reason to cuddle with her butt.
Jerry you have odd friends.
well it was not real but more of like a O.o "What would you do" dream... me and my bf were were walking home holding hands, and i kissed him, and like my dad saw and i just like woke up... i mean my parents are against that stuff. so like the whole next day was like O.o uhmmmmmm
I had a dream that Chinese Democracy came out and I was hanging with Axel Rose and I accidentally let it slip out that I thought their new album was mediocre. Then he just looked at me. Like decade of rage channeled through his eyes. Shit was awkwaaaard.
I know it came out like last year or something though, does anyone know if it's good or not?
That moment when you realize that the guy you thought was really nice and maybe interested in you was actually hitting on every woman in the room. You can't be mad, but darn it's awkward when your friend points the same guy out and tells you about how that guy just used the same line on them.
Buying a box of condoms, and a packet of polaroid film.
THAT was pretty awkward.
Quote from: RaddaX2 on March 04, 2009, 01:17:04 PM
I had a dream that Chinese Democracy came out and I was hanging with Axel Rose and I accidentally let it slip out that I thought their new album was mediocre. Then he just looked at me. Like decade of rage channeled through his eyes. Shit was awkwaaaard.
I know it came out like last year or something though, does anyone know if it's good or not?
Dude that is HILARIOUS!!!
Yeah, Chinese Democracy is good! All the songs are awesome...
You'll like it.
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on March 05, 2009, 01:20:40 AM
Buying a box of condoms, and a packet of polaroid film.
THAT was pretty awkward.
Two packs of condoms, a cigar, and a large bottle of gatorade.
Quote from: Runewitt on March 05, 2009, 06:52:51 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on March 05, 2009, 01:20:40 AM
Buying a box of condoms, and a packet of polaroid film.
THAT was pretty awkward.
Two packs of condoms, a cigar, and a large bottle of gatorade.
...and chocolate suace. lawl
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on March 05, 2009, 08:37:18 PM
Quote from: Runewitt on March 05, 2009, 06:52:51 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on March 05, 2009, 01:20:40 AM
Buying a box of condoms, and a packet of polaroid film.
THAT was pretty awkward.
Two packs of condoms, a cigar, and a large bottle of gatorade.
...and chocolate suace. lawl
LOL...this is sounding more and more like a challenge. What would you have to bring to the counter to make the cashier at your local drug store blush and / or shake their head in disgust?
Car battery, propane and economy size pack of trojanz
Quote from: BrightHeart76 on March 05, 2009, 09:11:32 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on March 05, 2009, 08:37:18 PM
Quote from: Runewitt on March 05, 2009, 06:52:51 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on March 05, 2009, 01:20:40 AM
Buying a box of condoms, and a packet of polaroid film.
THAT was pretty awkward.
Two packs of condoms, a cigar, and a large bottle of gatorade.
...and chocolate suace. lawl
LOL...this is sounding more and more like a challenge. What would you have to bring to the counter to make the cashier at your local drug store blush and / or shake their head in disgust?
actually, this wasnt a challenge on my part. it actually happend with the two packs, cigar and gatorade.
lol those things really happened with me too.
I wouldn't say it's a challenge really. Cuz I'd probably get banned if I started talking about that shiz.
a 40oz of booze, a flare gun, cool whip, and a box of comdoms.
True story.
A flare gun? Where was this at???
XD
Quote from: Jerry on March 06, 2009, 12:35:28 PM
a 40oz of booze, a flare gun, cool whip, and a box of comdoms.
True story.
Its probably safe to say I haven't had anything like this happen.
Well, let's see.
I was in a hotel in Hawaii with my parents (who are both in a drunken mess), and we were watching the game show network at, like, one in the morning. Then an ad for some male enhancment product comes on and my dad shouts, "Yeah, that's the shit, right there! Works like a charm, baby! Whooweee!"
My mom laughed and I stared at him quietly for a few moments before slowly returning to the TV.
Quote from: otakuapprentice on March 06, 2009, 04:37:16 PM
Quote from: Jerry on March 06, 2009, 12:35:28 PM
a 40oz of booze, a flare gun, cool whip, and a box of comdoms.
True story.
Its probably safe to say I haven't had anything like this happen.
Sounds like a Walmart trip.
Walmart lulz!
hmm...talking to a friend who just came back from Afghanistan...who wants to date me again...
O_o Awkward cuz he did me wrong when he was in AIT....then was real sorry....then re enlisted to go to Afghanistan...and is now back home after a year. And apparently still misses me very much.
o_O
...
awkward
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on March 09, 2009, 11:14:17 PM
Walmart lulz!
hmm...talking to a friend who just came back from Afghanistan...who wants to date me again...
O_o Awkward cuz he did me wrong when he was in AIT....then was real sorry....then re enlisted to go to Afghanistan...and is now back home after a year. And apparently still misses me very much.
o_O
...
awkward
He screwed up, don't give him a chance.
I just realized it was four years.
Still pretty awkward since he's carried that as a burden...all the way to Afghanistan and back. O_O
lol Thanks Dr.O. How much do I owe ya? XD
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on March 10, 2009, 09:22:27 PM
I just realized it was four years.
Still pretty awkward since he's carried that as a burden...all the way to Afghanistan and back. O_O
lol Thanks Dr.O. How much do I owe ya? XD
Whatever you think works, or nothing....I don't really charge.
Sooo...I just broke up with my boyfriend...THAT was pretty awkward D:
He had nothing to say, too. Just a shocked look. *facepalm*
Crappy voice acting makes watching anime/hentai extremely awkward for me... It's like... Ew, they suck. =P
Freshman year in college in the dorms for me. My last final for the week. I'm mentally exhausted from extra studying that really wasn't needed. I'm underslept as result from last minute packing as I had a plane flight back down to the bay. I get up at 7 in the morning to take a refreshing shower to go into my last final as awake and fresh as possible. I hear strange noises eminating from the shower stalls. Seems a couple in my dorms decided that 7 in the morning in the men's shower stalls is the perfect time to get frisky with each other. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, Not only that, but one of them is quite loud.
So I have to tip toe my way past them, because screw it, I need a shower to wake up or else I'll totally ruin my day. I choose the stall furthest from them, just trying to go about my business. Once done with my shower and as I'm exiting, they are still going at it. So I just leave, get dressed, and head back down the hall(as the exit is right by the men's shower area). As I'm leaving, I see them both leave in towels giggling. They then both notice me and I just give them a friendly nod as I quickly walk past them. If people could have eye beams, I get the feeling I'd have been vaporized. For some reason, I was told later by one of them(which went straight to the "information I didn't need to know" pile) that they knew I was there and they decided to keep going.
Thinking back to it, I have a whole host of awkward moments I've randomly run into that I can think of... in that year alone in fact.
When my mom first saw my tattoo on my back it was the day after I got back from egypt. I was still really jetlagged and asleep shirtless so when I woke up to say hi to her she gave me a hug and then looked at my back and just said "...so...is that real?"
Naturally, with my quick thinking and clever wit I looked back at her and said "I have to go!" and proceeded to walk outside...in my pajamas (boxers) and ran to my friends house (only like .5 miles... ;D)
Not sure if this has already been posted here or not.... but this is an awesome website for embarassing stories and the like.
http://www.fmylife.com (http://www.fmylife.com)
I make people feel awkward. I drop my pants to show off my tattoo work. lol
Quote from: Nanashi on February 11, 2009, 05:35:06 PM
Quote from: Jun-Watarase on February 10, 2009, 10:57:00 AM
Quote from: Jerry on February 10, 2009, 10:17:04 AM
then again i wouldnt mind coming home to my (makebelieve) girlfriend and seeing her cooking in only and apron.
That would be awesome instead of awkward. :D
Reading this.
Seconded.
Also, when someone tells you about their sexual fantasies out of nowhere. Like, you'll be talking about books or something, then BAM!
It's even worse when they do it in front of a group of people.
aha, sounds like everyone i know... O.o
Hay who wants to see my cock? ;D
***It's a new tattoo***
Just had one today. It's my day off and I was home, upstairs in my room working on Sunday's Foothill Anime program flyer. I hear the mail slot downstairs and go down to check the day's mail and sort it out for the housemates. Just as I finish and start heading upstairs with mine, one of my housemates opens up downstairs bathroom door (probably having heard the mail come in as well) and, well, I wound up seeing a whole lot more of him than I really wanted to see. O_o
In my 8th grade english class we were reading about the civil war and how they loaded guns and it said
Put the cap on the NIPPLE then move the COCK to your foot while you JERK the top then put that in the BUTT of the gun.
IT was quiet for like 25 secs and my phone vibrated
I was telling my boyfriend of 3 weeks that my best friend asked me to be the Maid of Honor at her wedding. Understand, I am trying to give this boy a chance, but honestly I don't think it's going to go anywhere. He suddenly tells me that he's sorry he hasn't bought me a ring yet. He was serious.
After 3 weeks he thinks we're getting married and that he should have a ring. I've been planning to break up with him, now I need to break up with him AND hope he isn't as crazy as I think he is right now. That is going to be awkward.
Quote from: BrightHeart76 on May 01, 2009, 08:49:04 PM
I was telling my boyfriend of 3 weeks that my best friend asked me to be the Maid of Honor at her wedding. Understand, I am trying to give this boy a chance, but honestly I don't think it's going to go anywhere. He suddenly tells me that he's sorry he hasn't bought me a ring yet. He was serious.
After 3 weeks he thinks we're getting married and that he should have a ring. I've been planning to break up with him, now I need to break up with him AND hope he isn't as crazy as I think he is right now. That is going to be awkward.
Wow... that's really... awkward...
That's not awkward...that's just plain creepy. O_o
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on May 01, 2009, 09:18:32 PM
That's not awkward...that's just plain creepy. O_o
agree.
Guys, even talking about moving in together should wait for the girl to bring it up or start bringing more of her stuff over.
Quote from: Runewitt on May 01, 2009, 09:41:18 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on May 01, 2009, 09:18:32 PM
That's not awkward...that's just plain creepy. O_o
agree.
Guys, even talking about moving in together should wait for the girl to bring it up or start bringing more of her stuff over.
Funny you should mention that. I'm moving in with a girl I just started dating two weeks ago. I don't remember who brought up the conversation, but things are moving pretty fast between us. Thankfully neither of us has mentioned marriage. Not on my list of things to do anytime soon. On that topic, I have a moment to share as well...
Any of my friends or family: What does your girlfriend do?
Me: She's a stripper.
Friends or family: Oh............................... That's.... Nice...
my most awkward moment is still when i was out at Tokyo In Tulsa, and woke up at my gf's house, my arms around her, out of the three of us, there were zero pants. he didnt know i was there, and i didnt know who he was.
lol.
:-*
Quote from: BrightHeart76 on May 01, 2009, 08:49:04 PM
I was telling my boyfriend of 3 weeks that my best friend asked me to be the Maid of Honor at her wedding. Understand, I am trying to give this boy a chance, but honestly I don't think it's going to go anywhere. He suddenly tells me that he's sorry he hasn't bought me a ring yet. He was serious.
After 3 weeks he thinks we're getting married and that he should have a ring. I've been planning to break up with him, now I need to break up with him AND hope he isn't as crazy as I think he is right now. That is going to be awkward.
Yeah. It was awkard. Apparently 3 weeks is enough time for him to decide he loves me. But not nearly enough time for me to decide that I don't want to be with him. Thankfully he's accepting it...I think.
Hmm...now I think about it, I don't have much akward moments but I give other people akward moments all the time. @_@;
I had an awkward moment, no it was more like embarressing. sp :P
Me and some friends were hanging outside my house and I saw a black widow on the wall. So, I decided to kill it (I'm really afraid of spiders) I asked a friend for a lighter, thinking I'll get it. But I decided not to since I feared it might fall on my hand. Instead I got a piece of stick to fling it to the ground so I can crush it. But I ended up missing the target and it ended up caught on my pants (you know how your pants is long and falls to the ground) well I saw it crawling up and in a panic I took off my pants. Without knowing I also took off my boxers. In short, I was butt naked :o in front of all of them. And just like in the cartoons I covered myself and walked off side stepping.
As for the spider it ran off, as for me I was the butt of all jokes that night.
compliments of fmylife.com
Today, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can we get a cat?" I replied in a gentle dad voice, "No, honey, dad is allergic to cats. That means they make him sneeze and sniffle. So we can't get a cat. Sorry." After a slight pause, the other asked, "When you die can we get a cat?" FML
This was at the studio when I worked there.
I had to call to one of the other artists to give me some paper towels, cuz we were out of toilet paper, and there where customers around.
Me:"Vinny!"
"What?"
Me:"Vinny Come here please!"
"[WTF] No, you come over here! I'm all gloved up."
Me:"Dude I need paper towels! Don't ask why!"
"Why?"
Me:"We're out of toilet paper and I can't just shake it dry!"
@_@
OMG. Bad moment
We were in the computer lab in one of my classes, and I was on google chat talking to one of my girl friends about the guy that I was with...and how stealth he is about putting on condoms...and when the chat thing was up, the teacher came over and was like
"What is that? *as he reads what I had typed* Oh...uhm, sorry."
Since then he has not said "Hello" or "Goodbye" to me at all, and he won't look at me in the face either. D:
Good thing I only have a week left of school...haha