"The bomb is about to go off we don't do something now. One of these dealers is the mad otaku bomber!"
"Hello, [insert name here]. I want to play a game.
Right now, the elevator you are on has just locked up between the 11th and 12th floor. Inside with you right now are five other people, with no connection to each other. In the call box is a timer set for two minutes; it will begin to count down once this message has ended.
Your task is to find out which one of these people ripped me off 30 FRIGGIN' DOLLARS at the swap meet last night. If you fail to accomplish this before time runs out, a noxious gas will be released into the elevator....you won't die, but its going to be the worst thing you have ever had to breathe..........Good Luck."
Attendee: I don't recognize your cosplay.
Cosplayer: That's because it was from a game that was never released. *dramatic music.dun dun dun.*
Nappa: Hey Vegeta, what's the scouter say about his power level?
Vegeta: Hell if I know, the batteries are dead.
There's too man of them! *keeps shooting at hentai night zombies.*
*over PA system* Due to technical difficulties, Yaoi Night has been cancelled this year.
*dramatic pause*
Darth Vader: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: So ladies what are we going to do tonight?
Girls: how about we dress up as pirates and get dinner?
Me: sure, what the heck.--- just makes sure you remember to wear panties with that short mini-skirt this time...
Girls: oh... right! Thanks for reminding me!
[ just another night of the misadventure of Jerry & his roommates ] :P
*Pointing gun* "Which one is the real you?"
"It's not Lupus."
"Susie? But... Susie died twenty-five years ago..."
"don't you get? We are the con staff!"
"Whoa, back up a minute.......they wanted HOW MUCH?"
"What do you mean, he's at Stage Zero with you? If he's there with you then who's cosplaying... oh.. oh-no, not YOU!"
Next week: Yes, him!
" ... and next thing I know, everyone is chanting"Horse!" ..."
"You mean the chair........"
The panel is in a different room!
"Eye-DROPS!"
"...did you get that?"
"uh...no."
"Me neither. Just keep sewing."
Let's see who the crook really is!
*Takes off the mask*
GASP! IT'S............
This anime doesn't have a sub option!
The con injury report.
Bruised 4th metacarpal while playing Ninja.
"PONIES......PONIES EVERYWHERE, MAN."
I'm out of ammo! *scrambles to find soap bars for cannon while unwashed fanboys close in.*
... and I would have gotten away with it to if it weren't for those meddling kids!
No..I'm you!
Don't Blink!
"How much money did you spend?"
"Don't remind me..."
"Why?"
"I'm broke."
"And we're introducing new titles like.."
*Not enough time to pull it out V1*
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"Where's the line?"
+"Right behind me."
"Is that the line?"
+"No, it's just a bunch of people hanging out in orderly fashion."
"Hey man, I'm getting some coins for gaming"
*Puts on a 20 dollar bill*
"Whoa whoa, you're gonna use all of those?!"
"Well, no, but at least I got laundry money to spare."
How much did you pay for parking?
Nothing.
What? Why-how?!
I didn't drive.
"It sold out? Okay.. :("
+Where's the dealer's hall?
You're in it.
+oh, so I can buy stuff here?
No, you make stuff here.
+seriously?
Yeah, you make the vendors happy by giving them money.
I don't know where it is!!!
*Homestuck launched it's full scale assault on the Bronies! It's all out war between non-anime cosplay!*
Lock-Oooooon!
-What should we go do now?
+I dont know, what's there to do?
"He resets the bracket! oooooooooooo"
The British are coming!
"I saw something good and I was kinda disgusted, but I couldn't turn away!"
"Oh god. Really?"
You haven't seen the last of me!
I told you so!
This is your last chance!
When did this happen?
The Alpacas are coming this way!!!
Its gonna blow!
"Crap, this is a tad bit too much"
That's right. I did it!
"That's it? This is the only people who are present?"
The cake lied!
"You're like free pizza at a anime convention- she can smell you- she wants to consume you..."
The unknown man stole the show!
Artist Alley closed two hours ago...
Three con-goers were locked in the empty Dealer's Hall.
Fanime was never here to begin with.
Someone got stuck in one of the elevator shafts when trying to find a place to sleep. They're still sleeping there.
"Dude, look!"
"Huh? What?"
"An upskirt!"
"You're a perv, you know that? *smacks head*"
*What is that?*
*A drink...*
*Can I have one?*
*No.*
"THAT WAS HYPE!"
Blackjack huh? Well I got a full hype!!
They sell Kamen Rider belts?! Well, there goes my food money!
When's the dance? Is it today? Oh, I missed it? When's the BnW ball?
Mod edit: its called a dance
"That guy on the forums said there was a secret parking somewhere around here in Psycho Donuts."
The bomb is where!?!
Quote from: limDsage on March 24, 2014, 03:36:18 PM
"That guy on the forums said there was a secret parking somewhere around here in Psycho Donuts."
Sshhhhh........
Theres.alot of things that make the lives of those easier if at least as many people know about them.
"This is the only people going to the lunch group?!"
"Where's the carpool to Bay 101?"
"There is not enough sriracha in this pho!"
Lets pull the fire alarm at 230 and get everyone pissed at us!!!
The dealers room is closed!
Wait, where is it?!
Theres a secret badge pickup at the fairmont second floor room 7c with no line.
Hey Hipsters at E-gaming. Don't rotate the DDR machine at a 45 degree angle.
Stop bringing glowsticks to the dance. Theyre causing problems.
Mod edit: its called a dance
You! Hey you! Get back here!
Tell me again why I have to go up 18 flights of stairs?
The end is neigh!
"I can play Punch Mania (Fist of the North Star) without using them gloves; they're too heavy."
"But you'll hurt your knuckles, man!"
"I'm used to it.."
*SS ranks the entire game, placing 1st and 2nd place*
*Spectators applauds*
"Damn, my knuckles hurt now. I need ice."
"Where's Registration?"
What, no lines? Woo!
Almost saw her panties while waiting for the panel.
Dude, did you see that?!
"11 Kyoryugers here to kick some ass and chew bubblegum"