Quote from: Mal the Pirate on February 07, 2008, 05:59:19 PM
Granted, but your system breaks.
I wish my back didn't itch.
It stopped itching, but you killed the last thread!
Again. Got too big.
I wish my brother would stop playing PS2 so I could play my new Wii game... u.u
Granted You finally get to play it yet, the power in the whole house breaks down. =D
I wish for a box of cookies. :3
Granted, but the cookies are nasty.
I wish we had the old topic back. :(
Granted, but then the server crashes and all the threads are erased
I wish that My brain would shut down for 24 hours strait.
Granted, but while in shut-down mode the apocalypse happens and when you wake up you're all "WTF".
I wish that my Wii didn't just freeze all of a sudden. x_x
Granted, but then you get the red ring of death (even though it's not a 360)
I wish my cat would sit on my lap more
Granted, but now she uses it as her litter box... (sorry that is kinda gross)
I wish I could have tacos.
Granted, but they are full of bugs instead of meat
I wish the next episode of Iorn Chef was on
Granted, but half way through your tv dies.
I wish the writers' strike was over.
Granted, it's over because they all died
I wish that I had a job
Granted, but they won't let you take off for Fanime.
I wish I didn't live in Oklahoma.
But then you end up living in New Mexico.
I wish Microsoft had got vista right.
Granted, but it's still Vista.
I wish i had a drivers lisence.
granted, but it's fake
I wish they hadn't canceled The Pretender
Granted, but the writer's strike started earlier.
i wish i had a bigger sword
Granted, but you lose your hands so you can't hold it
I wish The weather would decided whether or not it wanted to be 80 or snowing.
Granted, it's a snow storm
I wish my head would stop hurting
Granted, you have arthritis now.
I wish i could go fishing.
A fish bites your foot off.
I wish my tummy would stop hurting.
Granted, you have Heartburn
i wish i had the rum
Granted, you also have a hangover and swear off rum for good
I wish someone would post on the caption this thread
granted, but i did it.
I wish i could have thanksgiving dinner now.
granted, but it is moldy because it has been in your fridge since November.
I wish that I had my new glasses.
Granted, but they are the wring description.
I wish I could cook
Granted you'll burn the house down :D
I wish I had a job
granted, you're working as a crash test dummy
i wish i could turn my heater on.
Granted, but when you turn it on it blows up.
I wish I didn't have to pay to go to Fanime.
Granted, you go via luggage rack
I wish I was asleep
Granted, but a dog barking wakes you up.
I wish my tummy didn't hurt. >_<
Granted, but now everything BUT your tummy hurts.
I wish I had time to play the Wii before I have to go to school... =.=
Granted, but your Wii doesn't work.
I wish I was a better poet.
But you can't cook anymore.
I wish for guitar lessons.
Granted, but your teacher is a dush
I wish it didn't take so long to burn DVDs
Granted but you only get the first 4 minutes if the movie.
I wish I could go bowling right now.
granted, but they don't have a ball that is to your liking
I wish that the computer I needed wasn't busy
Granted, but it freezes so you can't use it anyways.
I wish my friend would stop taking so long to get here. =<
Granted, your friend doesn't come at all because they're sick.
I wish I hadn't burned my finger tonight. >_<
Granted, you burned your face
I wish I was thiner
Granted, but you become so thin you snap in half.
I wish I had coffee.
Granted, but the cafeen makes you stay up all night and your cranky the next day
I wish my thumb didn't hurt
Granted, you have no thumb.
I wish my best friend moved back.
Granted, but now your friend lives in a mobile home
I wish that I wasn't hungry
Granted, but now you are thirsty.
I wish my liver chi wasn't stagnated.
granted, but now it's full of stalagmite's
i wish I had some GOOD icecream
Granted, but now you have a craving for guava flavored cakes from Aki's Bakery.
I wish for a Stephen Jackson jersey.
granted, but then you find out it's hot and you get thrown in jail
I wish I had a big fat Greek wedding (i.e. the movie)
Granted, but your maried to a big dat greek guy.
i wish talu was online now.
granted, but she doesn't want to talk
I wish that Mary Sues didn't exist
granted, now all there is is white burse's shoes.
i wish.. i had more attoos.
Granted, . . . but no one can tell because they don't know what attoos are
I wish I could draw faster
(K I really like your answer to frobear's wishes)
Granted, but they don't turn out as pretties.
I wish I would have been on last night instead of having cleaning.
Granted, but your house isn't clean and that makes you sad.
I wish I had more ice in my ginger ale.
Granted, but then your Ginger Ale is watered down
I wish that I could make a living out of typing on this forum
Granted, but the pay is terrible so its not much of a living.
I wish I didn't wake up so early today...
Granted, but you over sleep and miss everything
I wish that people really did response when they die (I know where this wish is going)
Granted, but they have nothing nice to say.
I wish I lived in San Jose or San Francisco.
Granted but because you moved to San Franisco you don't have the money for Fanime.
I wish I had more time to do things.
Granted, but now you don't have time to hang with friends or post on the forum.
^^ forgot to put a wish...
I wish that Oklahoma's weather didn't change as much as it does.
Lol whoops.
Granted, instead it is one consistent scalding heat.
I wish I had remembered to grab my money before I walked out of the house.
(Like it is durring 3/4ths of the year? ok)
Granted but you lost it once you got outside.
I wish that I didn't have to work tonight.
Granted, but you get fired.
I wish I had a vial of the t-virus.
(you have no idea how true that it)
Granted but the vial can never be opened
I wish that I didn't have to go in for overtime on Friday.
Granted, but whatever plans you had for Friday got cancelled. Now you wouldn't have missed anything working overtime, and you lost time and a half's worth of pay.
I wish for a nice, warm cup of cocoa.
Granted, but you spill it on yourself before you even get a sip.
I wish I had a violin.
Granted, but it sounds like crap and can never be tuned.
I wish I was an international jewel thief who always gets away from the cops and the ladies swoon over me.
Granted, but the ladies that swoon over you aren't exactly... "ladies," if you catch my drift.
I wish I can turn into a rock.
Granted, but someone skips you across a lake.
I wish I had the worlds most powerful computer and fastest internet.
Granted, but as soon as you turn it on you cause a blackout in half of the country.
i wish i could afford to get a cell phone that doesnt use pre-paid minutes.
Granted, but it smells like dying. O_o
I wish I my house was just a tad bit cooler.
GRANTED! Now it's like the north poll! =D
I wish I had my blanky.
Granted, but moths ate most of it.
I wish these wishes weren't corrupted.
Granted, but your wishes became nonsense then corrupted.
I wish for more cookies.
Granted, but they are the ones that flood your "Temporary Internet Files" Folder.
I wish the Warriors would stop giving me heart attacks.
Granted they give you strokes instead.
I wish I had a helicopter.
Granted but it is one of those nifty hotwheel type size helicopter thingys.
I wish I could remember words better after I get off work.
Granted, but you forget everything else... INCLUDING YOUR NAME. =O
I wish I wasn't arachnophobic. =/
Granted, you have agoraphobia instead.
i wish i didnt have to paint the bathroom by myself.
Granted, but you have to paint it with your brother..
I wish that people weren't so stupid.
Granted, but they're so smart that its impossible to even communicate them since they created a language of their own. ...Smart-people language.
I wish I could finish my cookie. But I is full. ;_;
Granted but you had hurl in order to be able to eat it.
I wish I know how to answer this question short and sweetly.
Granted, but you wish you could say more.
i wish that i had could forget whatever i wanted.
Granted but by the time you figure it out it is too late.
I wish that things weren't so hard.
Granted, but then they're too easy and you end up bored with life, and one day after school you find a notebook on the ground that says "Death Note"... You know the rest.
I wish I wish I had a fish...
You fish kills you! =O :(
I wish I had the monies and the time to go to the Bay Area this weekend.
Granted, but that's the same weekend that a Tsunami floods the area... =(
I wish I was a prince!
Granted! You're already the Prince of Post!
I wish the candy would leave me alone.
Granted, it attacks those you care for dearly, but leaves you alone.
I wish I had a drink to wash down the chocolate...
Granted, but it's milk that has been sitting out for a week in death valley.
I wish I had a really nice yo-yo right now. :D
Granted, but you have to carve it yourself
I wish that my laptop was fixed >:(
Granted, it works fine but no internets!
I wish life wasn't so full of pointless drama.
Granted, but now life is no fun and there is a mass of suicide
I wish I didn't have hangnails
Granted, you have no nails.
I wish my ex didn't ask me awkward questions. >_<
Granted, she asks you embarrassing questions in front of your friends
I wish that it was easier to convert files to PSP spesifacations
(That is nothing new. >_<)
Granted, but now it's harder to meet any other form of media's specifications.
I wish I had a larger room.
Granted, but now it's so big that you can't find what your looking for in it.
I wish that I didn't have to say goodbye for the day
Granted, instead you say goodbye forever... ever... ever... ever... ever.
I wish I had more confidence in my poetry.
Granted, but then everyone says that is sucks
I wish Bicolored hair was real and biological
Granted, but the colors clash.
I wish I could read people's minds whenever I want.
Granted, but then you learn stuff that you really wish you didn't
I wish that the Pretender hadn't been cancled
Granted, they just moved it to 2am on the spanish channel
i wish we didnt have to pay taxes.
Granted, the government steals it from you instead.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
Granted,, but you stay up for three weeks and go insane.
I wish i had something to eat that didnt require cooking on the stove.
Granted, too much potato chips
I wish I could play pool better
Granted. you get beaten up for being a pool shark.
i wish i could afford to go to Oklahoma in july and in august.
Granted, but you can't find Tula-chan anywhere
I wish that their was no such thing as racism.
Granted, but now the biggest issues are Ageism and Sexism.
i wish all my laundry was done.
Granted, but then you have to fold it yourself
I wish all my laundry was folded
Granted, but it's still dirty
i wish they still showed anime on the public tv station.
Granted, but it's dubbed by 4kids
I wish that there was more Jak Keira fanart out there
Granted, but you go blind and can't see it.
I wish I stopped having panic attacks.
Granted, but now you are too calm
I wish I was uncontentious
granted but now everyone else is uncontentious
I wish runewitt were here to give me a backrub
Granted, but he hasn't taken massage lessons so he doesn't know what he's doing
I wish my laptop was better
Granted but you don't have a battery to power it.
I wish some jerk hadn't ran into me last night.
Granted, instead they ran into a cute little kitten in front of you. :(
I wish my my friend was with me right now.
Granted, but he's uncontentious
I wish I was thiner
Granted but now you don't have any clothes that fit.
I wish I could sleep.
Granted, but it's in a weired position and you get a cramp
I wish that there were more seasons of the Pretender
Granted but they are only shown in German.
I wish that I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.
Granted, you have to go to mars tomarow
I wish I could spend more time with Shinsengumi
Granted, but he has a split personality every time you hang.
I wish I had more muscle mass.
Granted. you were force-fed steroids as a child and now cant have children.
i wish my hair grew faster.
Granted, but now you are never able to cut it.
I wish that it weren't 20 degrees outside.
Granted, now it's -20
I wish that I knew more Japanese
granted, but you cant speak english anymore.
i wish my Bleach Cosplay was done.
Granted but you lost it
I wish that I could lay down.
granted, but you can't get up
I wish I could type faster
granted, but it's all gibberish
i wish i had a motorcycle.
Granted, it's a lemon
I wish I was asleep
Granted, but you go into a coma
I wish I had a better wish.
Granted, but it still doesn't work out the way you want it to.
I wish that I could move out again.
Granted, but then you move right back in
I wish that I hadn't been ninjaed
granted. you ninja everyone else instead and no-one is able to post anymore
i wish i hadnt been ninjad
granted, you ninja them
I wish that I get chocolate
granted but the chocolate is all the way in Oklahoma with me. :-*
I wish that I had a better valentines day.
Granted, but your house is to full of all the valentines you got
I wish that people would go to sleep
Granted but then you would have no one to talk to.
No wish . . . ok
I wish for food
Granted but it is moldy
I wish I would stop preeing submit before I was done with my thoughts
Granted, but it takes to long and you get Ninjaed
I wish that milk lasted longer
granted, but all the preservatives make it taste bad anyways
i wish someone would answer my question.
Granted but you have no idea if I am telling you the truth.
I wish that I were not alone in Oklahoma
Granted, your alone in alaska
I wish that my nails were even
Granted.. now you have no nails
I wish that my car wasn't dinged
Granted, it's totaled
I with this ninja-thon would end
Granted but everyone stops posting
I wish that my head would stop hurting
Granted, now your foot hurts
I wish thatI could go to sleep
Granted. you have narcolepsy
i wish i could think of a wish.
Granted but it doesn't come true
I wish that I didn't have to wait until May to go to California.
Granted, but then you can't come back in May
I wish that I could go on a raod trip
granted, but you forgot the map and run out of gas in the middle of nowhere.
i wish i could straighten my hair for tomorrow.
granted but then you can't get it to go back into the fro..
I wish Caleb would stop calling me peaches
Granted, he calls you in the middle of the nihgt
I wish that I didn't do Tyopose
Granted but now you can't type at all.
I wish I had more minutes in the day
Granted, but now the day dosen't end and you can't go to fanime
I wish I could think of a wish
Granted, but it sucks.
I wish I never had to sleep but was never tired,
granted but you go insane and see things that aren't there
I wish that I weren't so confused about things
Granted, but things still don't make sense
I wish that I wasn't tiered
Granted, instead you get ninja'd all night.
I wish I iNSOMNiac didn't have the flu.
granted but she is grounded so she still can't do anytihng. (if you talk to her tell her to get better)
I wish that I weren't the only one in my house that didn't have the flu.
Granted, now you has the meezles
I wish that my hands weren't cold
granted. you lost your hands in a fire.
i wish i could find my tank-top.
Granted, it's in shreds
I wish I had a tube top
Granted but when you put it on there is a freak snowstorm in your room
I wish that my wireless worked
Granted, but your comp breaks
I wish I had clearer skin
granted but now you can see all your inerds (sp?)
I wish that I could work at the zoo again
Granted, but you have to clean the Elaphont dung
I wish that I had ice cream
Granted, but it's wood bark flavor.
I wish I had a helicopter.
Granted but it doesn't work
(k that is actually what my job is besides swimming with the sea lions and cleaning up after the rhinos)
I wish that I could see my penguin again.
Granted, but he dosen't remember you
I wish I wasn't hungry
granted, but you have heartbur instead
i wish the people next door would shut up.
Granted, now there is silence
I wish I hadn't been ninjaed
granted. no one ever replies to your posts
i wish i had a million dollars
Granted, but it's fake and you are arrested.
I wish my eyes weren't watering.
Granted, now your hand is watering
I wish I could spell better
granted but you don't know have the words that you used to.
I wish I had AAA batteries
granted, but they're all dead.
i wish i didnt have to do all the hard work around my house.
Granted, no one dose the work around your house
I wish I had a fortion cookie
granted but there is no fortion inside
I wish all the AAA batteries that I have weren't dead.
Granted, their alive and want to kill you
I wish that I had more chips
granted, they're all stale.
i wish it were a few degres warmer here.
Granted, by one degree
I wish I could sleep
Granted but then you wouldn't get to tlak to us
I wish that my computer would stop acting up.
Granted, it behave like a little angle, but then it springs the trap
I wish everyone a good night
granted, but it becomes null and void at 5am, GMT
no wish
I wish the things didn't seem so awkward.
Granted, it's infuriating.
I wish the ninja-thon was still going on.
granted. but they are all pirates in disguise
I wish that the next person wont grant this wish
Uh . . . not granted
I wish that wasn't so confusing
Granted, but you understand it which means you're crazy.
I wish I could utorrent right now.
granted, but there's nothing there.
i wish i had a few more Bleach cards.
Granted, but they are bent.
I wish I had someone to hug. T_T
granted, but it's a cactus
I wish that people didn't cheat other people out of their sanity.
Granted, their insanity is stolen instead!
I wish my nose wasn't all sniffley.
Granted, but now it's so dry, it itches
I wish I had more energy
Granted, but you have so much energy you decide to rob a bank.
I wish I had a robot that efficiently cleaned my room and didn't cause any problems.
Granted, but then it turns into Hal ('nuff said)
I wish I had a job as an animator
Granted, but they don't appreciate your work.
I wish I graduated high school already.
Granted, but now you have to go to college
I wish people were more understanding
(I'm more or less already in college right now. I'm taking college classes with my high school.)
Granted, but now everyone is so understanding it's annoting.
I wish my mini cold went away.
granted, but now it's replaised with a bigger cold
I wish that my face didn't hurt
Granted, you have no head. o_O
I wish I wasn't tired.
Granted, you are so alert and awake, you stay up all night bouncing off the walls
I wish I had my own camera
Granted, but it's a 35 mm one and you have no film.
i wish it hadnt taken so long to lay the carpet tongiht.
Granted, but you still didn't get to do anything.
I wish that the rain wouldn't stop
granted. but now you have to tear down your house to build an ark
i wish i had a few extra thousand dollars.
Granted but you get arrested for robbing a bank
I wish I didn't get in a car accident.
granted, but someone close to you did.
i wish i was more photogenic.
Granted, you're a still life
I wish I hadn't been ninjaed just now
granted. you suffered a random log-out instead.
i wish i had moar deathnote.
granted, but it's in French
I wish I had less pimples . . . even better, no pimples at all
ganted, you're all hairy instead.
i wish we had a few more good lightbulbs.
Granted, but then they burn out instantly
I wish my back didn't hurt
granted, you are paralyzed from the neck down
i wish my neck didnt hurt.
Granted, your head hurts
I wish people didn't smoke
granted but you start smoking
I wish that i didn't have to fiddle with things
Granted. things fiddle with you.
I wish my mom would do her share of the work without complaining.
granted but the only reason you can't hear her complain is because you went deaf
I wish that I could get a new kidney.
granted. it's from a butchershoppe.
i wish i knew how to say what i want to say.
granted, but then you get slapped for saying it
I wish they hadn't screwed up the third arch of RK in the anime
granted, they never made it instead.
I wish I hadn't fallen asleep at my computer last night.
Granted, you fell asleep in a bare trap last night
I wish that there was no racism
Granted but now everyone is the same bland color or gray.
I wish that I didn't let my sister borrow my car.
Granted, but now she's asking to barrow your boyfriend :-X
I wish I had more types of juice
granted, but you get carpet juice, anti-pimp juice, and booger juice
i wish i could create my own food from scratch, and make it taste good (what now? lol)
Granted, but you eat too much and suffer from painful gluttony.
I wish a girl would slap me in the face.
Granted, *SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
I wish we had something better to do in this town
Granted but there is a zombie invasion
i wish fanime was 7 days long
granted, but the extended days have a 70 years and older requirement...and they're all naked (just thought I'd throw that in there lol)
I wish I could be in an anime...
Granted, but you don't know it
I wish I made the ultimate recipe
But you can't make it to Fanime anymore.
I wish for the Child's Play (1988) soundtrack on cd.
Granted, but your CD player doesn't want to play it.
I wish I wasn't full
granted but now you feel like you haven't eaten in days.
I wish that today was my friday.
granted, but it's monday for everyone else.
i wish i didnt have to be the only one to work on something who isnt going to enjoy it.
granted, but then no one will ever work on anything that you would enjoy.
I wish that I could type faster
granted, but then you make more typos
I wish my laptop didn't have to go into the shop
granted, you never had one
i wish i didnt have to take a cold shower today.
granted granted you had to take a HOT shower that gave you burns
I wish that I didn't work for a tv programming provider
granted, now you work for a porn shop
I wish I wasn't ninjaed
granted but you never joined the site to begin with
i wish that I didn't live in Oklahoma
Granted, you live in Antarctica
I wish I knew how to bake
Granted but nothing youy bake ever tastes good.
I wish that I had eaten diner
granted, but your so full you can't have desert
I wish that I had a desert shooter
granted. they sniped ur cake.
i wish i ordered something else at Texas Roadhouse.
granted but you got food pisoning
i wish i didn't have to cook
Granted, but someone who didn't know how to cook, cooked
I wish there was something on TV right now
Granted but now you have 12 different things that you want to watch
I wish that I could get my car back.
granted, but it's in 10 different pieces
I wish my feet were warm
granted. they're on fire.
i wish i could crank up my music
granted, but your hurt your ear drums
I wish I could watch the full thing of Escape ti Witch mountain tonight
Granted but you end up waking up late tomorrow
I wih that I got my tax stuffs back tomorrow
granted, but then you never get any other money
I wish I could sleep for 24 hours
granted. it's spread out over the next 24 years.
i wish my hands werent all cut up.
granted, now it's bruised
I wish Who's line was on right now
Granted but your tv blows up
I wish that my plane didn't leave at 6:20 in the morning
granted, it leaves at 3am
I wish I had a room for Sakura con
granted, but its ten miles away, and it's going to rain.
i wish i had a real cell phone with unlimited night-time minutes.
Granted but you don't have a charger for it
I wish that I will have good dreams tonight.
Granted but than it turns into a bad dream
I wish I own the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701 A
granted, but then it's destroyed
I wish I was thiner
Granted, you'll be as thin as a feather ;D :-*
I wish I own a B.A.R. (Browning Automatic Rifle
granted, but while your trying to clean it, it goes off and hits you in the foot :'(
I wish I had a glass of water
Granted it's salt water
I wish I had a M1 Garand rifle
granted, but you accidentally blow up your own house (that bad)
I wish I could spell
Granted, you'll be able to spell anything within 24 hours
I wish I knew how to draw better :-[
Granted, but then I get jealous because you draw better then me :-*
I wish this computer wasn't so slow
Granted but the computer is going so fast that it explodes :D :-*
I wish I had a bigger hard drive on my computer
Granted, it's so big it takes up the entire house
I wish I hadn't skipped lunch
Granted, you than you'll skip dinner
I wish I knew how to built a giant robot
Granted, but then you can't control it and it destroys the world
I wish my wrist didn't hurt
Granted, just your leg would hurt
I wish I had a time machine
Granted, but then there's a TIME PERADOX!
I wish Tiny would do what I tell him to
Granted, but you'll scare him away
I wish I had a Zune player
Granted, but then people will come up to you and say that you fail
I wish I had a drink
Granted, you'll be drinking Sake ;D
I wish I had the Death Star
Granted, but then Luke Skywalker blows it up
I wish that things rendered quicker
Denied.
i wish we had something healthier to eat in this house.
Granted but now all you have is tofu
I wish that I could see the people who I talk to on the phone.
granted. you talk over web-cams instead.
i wish i was working on my cosplays
granted but you ruin it.
I wish that I wasn't watching a stupid movie.
Granted, instead your watching the worst movie on the planet: DOA the live action movie
I wish they never made that stupid movie
Granted, they made DOA: the Musical instead.
i wish i was better at painting (art)
granted, but then you get so good, that I become Jelouse of you and never talk to you again. :-\
I wish I could spell
Granted, but your hand gets crushed by an elephant bum, and you can't write anymore
I wish making a cosplay wasnt so complicated :-\ (I FAIL AT SEWING)
granted, you buy one thats so expensive you cant afford to go to any cons.
i wish i get the job i applied for today.
granted, but then you find out the pay sucks and your stuck
I wish I could design dresses
Granted, but you design for hobos
I wish pokemon were real
granted, but Snorlax congregate on your lawn to go to the bathroom
i wish i could find the white thread.
Granted but its lock.
I wish milk was good.
granted, but then you won't drink anything else
I wish Gatways didn't suck so much
Sorry but Gatway always sucks :D
I wish I had a underground lab
granted, but then there's a cave in
I wish some people didn't treat cats so bad
Granted, cats will treat people bad
I wish I own a space station
granted, but then you are under attack by ailians and it's destroyed
I wish my laptop was fixed
Granted, it works for a short while but then it brakes apart
I wish I had a tank
granted, but then you are arrested for driving it on a police car
I wish I was uncontioc
If you mean unconscious, then you end up missing Fanime.
I wish for chicken wings and a large Sprite (soda).
grnyted. the woings are cold and thesprite is hit.
i wisj talu-chan was here.
Granted, but I am to tired to say/do anything because of the long flight and I loose my job.
I wish that I had more sense. (I should be in bed right now)
Granted, you have complete sense... you extremely boring stick in the mud.
I wish I could switch my race back and forth at will.
Granted, but then you get disoriented and crash
I wish I had a job as an animator
But the job gets outsourced. :-[
I wish there was a "Streets of Fire" (1984) sequel. OH NOES! :o
Granted, but it suffers the sequel curse and sucks worse then the Matrix sequels
I wish I had more money
Granted, but you'll be going to jail for stealing it from the back :D
I wish I had a jet pack.
granted, but then it bows up
I wish I had a job
Your new boss is a sexist jerk.
I wish I could go to Ozzfest this year.
Granted, but when you get there, they cancel it
I wish there weren't making a Princess Bride game
granted, they canceled until until 2010
I wish I know how to design a real battleship
Granted, but you don't have the tools or funds to build it.
I wish blind roosters didn't crow at 2:00 am...
granted, they crow at 2:30am, 3:00am, 3:42am, 4:01am...
i wish i hadnt just messed up my cosplay
Granted, you the most perfect cosplay.. that no one will see because fanime lost your registration.
I wish I knew how to make good sushi.
granted, but you're not allowed to eat it
I wish there was no such thing as dog fighting
Granted, but all your pokemon become rabid and bite your face off and then you die.
I wish I could run away with the Circus (www.CirqueDuSoleil.com)
Granted, but now you're in charge of cleaning up all the animal poop
I wish my email was working
Granted. But you're getting SPAMed so bad your hard drive blows up.
I wish I had more energy.
Granted, your bouncing off the walls
I wish There were more computers here
granted, but they all run on vista.
i wish i was better at making cosplays
Granted but it is so good people steel it.
I was my dreams would come true.
granted, but all your nightmares come true too.
i wish i had Capn Crunch right now.
Granted but it is moldy.
I wish that stupid people wouldn't call in at work.
granted, but then so few people call in that there are massive layoffs.
i wish my sister would get off her ass and find a job
Granted but you get this amazing job offer but have to turn it down because of the kids.
I wish that my eyes didn't hurt.
granted, however after reading this horrid response/post and thanks to some strange new disease thing your eyes fall out and roll across the floor leaving you blind and alone.
I wish I didn't have to write this paper for a KLS class
Granted, you'll be reading 5 pages next time
I wish I was a Star Fighter.
Granted, but then you die with the others when the base is attacked.
I wish I could get a job more easily
Granted, but your boss is an A-hole and you don't get paid well...
I wish it were easier to make cosplay X3
granted. but now all ur fanboys what ur cosplay to come off.
I wish i had a cookie.
Granted, but just as you are about to eat it, your fangirls take it from you =O
I wish I could not be so shy
granted. but then everyone would be to shy to speak to you.
I wish i was taller.
Granted, but you're so tall you get decapitated, by a helicopter
I wish I had more time
granted, time is frozen and you are the only one not affected.
i wish ihad minutes on my phone.
Granted, but you drop your phone in the toilet
I wish I didnt have so much work to do! AHHH *panic attack*
Granted, you lose your job and have plenty of time to look for a new one
I wish someone would post on the Caption this thread
Granted, only once a week a person will post there
I wish I know how to design an X-Wing Fighter.
granted, but you can't build it
I wish I had more chocolate
Granted, you'll have 300 boxes full of chocolates
I wish jobs were easy to get
granted, but the pay you get is chump change
I wish my back didn't hurt
Now your leg is broken.
I wish for Jam (Guilty Gear) and a chicken pot pie.
say what now? Prickly Pear Jam? GRANTED
I wish I had a taco...
granted, but its old and moldy
i wish it was may
Granted, but you miss the con..
I wish that I had a con to go to this weekend.
granted, but its too far away.
i wish i had a job right now
Granted, you get paid a dollar a day for cleaning out the litter box
I wish this comp would make sense
granted, but only to people who can read klingon.
i wish i could go apply for a job i just found, right now.
granted. You get there and the position was filled a minute before you arrived
I wish I didn't have to go to band
Granted, but you become a sloth, and then waste away in bed...WITHOUT THE INTERNET, TV, OR VIDEO GAMES
I wish my cat would be quiet U_U (its in heat...and she's making herself very vocal)
But then your neighbor keeps you up, in a bad way.
I wish people could understand the pop culture references I like to make in my posts.
granted, but now you can only understand soda pop culture
I wish my comp was would be nicer to me
Granted but it takes over the world and starts killing people.
I wish that my dogs weren't so loud.
granted, but then they don't wake you up when your alarm clock brakes and you over sleep
I wish I didn't have dandruff
Granted, it will fall off along with your hair :D
I wish I had a MP3 player.
Granted, but then it gets run over by a bus
I wish it was easier to do 2D animation
Granted, but all data will get lost
I wish I knew how to make my own armor.
Granted, but know you don't have the equipment
I wish for wings
Granted, they brake off
I wish I had a blue-rey player
Granted, but it doesn't play PS3 Games
I wish I was asleep
Granted, Just lift you chin up that way I won't miss :D (kidding)
I wish I had more free time
granted, but you can't get anywhere
I wish there was more Jak Keira fanart out there
granted, however they break their hand and all their fan art comes out junk
I wish I didn't have so many meetings and programs to attend
granted, you have nothing to do
I wish I had more money
granted, but it's all Monopoly money.
i wish i had been an hour earlier to apply for the job today
Granted, but the interview gets re-scheduled just as your arrive.
I wish for a 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor.
Granted, but then it turns out to be vinegar
I wish I had some sleep
granted. you had it three years ago.
i wish i was the Ghostrider.
Granted, but know are wanted by the cops
I wish that there were more people on
Granted, there's over 9000 of them :D
I wish I have wings
Granted but they are buffalo chicken wings.
I wish there was more time
You get cranky because of it.
I wish for Dizzy (Guilty Gear) and a dry martini (drink)
Granted, but dizzy drank the martini
i wish i'd made more money at the yardsale today
Granted, you now owe it all to the IRS
I wish for a brand new car!
granted but it smells like fish. i wish that i wasnt spending my saturday night wishing it was sunday.
But you forget why and you waist your day.
I wish for two pennies (I need the exact change for something)
granted, but they'rre counterfit and made of playdough
i wish i had my licence.
granted but your jeep wont run
I wish that I had more time
Granted, but the you break your glasses and you can't read (reference to the Twilight Zone)
I wish I wasn't shaking after the boss battle
granted. you were beaten to a pulp and you're crying instead.
i wish i could watch embeded content from websites on my psp
Granted but now you can't get on the internet with your laptop.
I wish that I had better food to cook.
granted, but you only cook for other people.
i wish we had a better dirtbike.
Granted but it is so cool someone takes it
I wish that I wasn't the only one that takes care of my family pets
Granted, but now they won't let you even see them
I wish I was asleep
Granted but your alarm clock goes off and wakes you up.
I wish that I could have my own house
Granted it would be a bird house
I wish I had a job right now
Granted but you have to work 80 hours a week
I wish that my back didn't hurt.
Granted, all of your extremities hurt instead
I wish My hair was easier to manage
It turns into an awful 80s look, FOREVER!
I wish for a trip to Chicago, Illinois (5 days)
granted, but you are banned from the set of Top Chef
I wish I could smash a comp to bits
Granted, the computer will bite you back :D
I wish I money do grow on trees
granted, but due to inflation, it now takes three large dicidious forests to buy one package of airline penuts.
i wish that randon reference does not go to waste.
Granted but you are still the only one that gets them.
I wish that a tree hadn't fallen on my car because of the storm.
:o granted, it falls on your house instead
I wish I could still use the schools equipment at home
GRANTED! But then you forgot that you were kicked out.
I wish I had some gum. :O
granted, but the flavor is tripe :P
I wish I wasn't so full
Granted, You'll be skinny like a twig!
I wish I never had an Alarm clock.
granted, but now you always over sleep
I wish I didn't have these sudden pains
Granted, you are numb forever!
I wish I had some carrots right now. :D
granted, and you turn into bugs bunny
I wish Who's Line was on every night
Granted, but you die tomorrow morning.
I wish I wasn't so stressed out
Granted, your so relaxed that you don't even feel it when the murderer chops off your arm
I wish I had a job
Granted. You now serve food to prisoners at a maximum security prison, hope it pays well.
I wish it wasn't snowing again.
granted, there's a tornado outside
i wish i had both hands free
granted, but then they both fall off...
I wish for a brand new line of clothes to wear!
Granted, but you look like an idiot because it doesn't catch on until you've given all the clothes away
I wish I was asleep
Granted, you'll be asleep for a long time that I won't be able to see you in fanime
I wish I could play more Brawl
Granted, but then they kick you out of the store because you were there for too long
I wish this made money
Granted. But it makes money for a huge corporation, not us.
I wish I didn't have to go back to work tomorrow.
Granted but they never want you to come back nor will they ever pay you again.
I wish the I had my teddybear.
granted, but it smells so bad that you dont want to be near it.
i wish we had a hot tub here
Granted but you can't get the water to ever be under 200 degrees.
I will that my neck didn't hurt.
granted, your back hurt like mine
i wish my back didnt hurt
granted instead you don't have legs.
I wish that I didn't almost rip my nails of two of my fingers today.
granted, your jeans ripped in the most unfaltering area
no wishy?
I wish that my bed was bigger
granted, but they took out allot of the softness
I wish I had made a wish
Granted but it still didn't came true.
I wish that I could sleep better.
granted, but it's on the floor and your back hurts when you wake up
I wish my feet didn't fall asleep
granted instead you fall asleep at the computer.
I wish that I had a four dayu weekend instead of three.
Granted, but because you took the fourth day, your fired
I wish I had a good job
Granted but then you don't have time to post on the forums or go to cons.
I wish that it wasn't 1700 miles away.
granted, is 1771 miles
i wish i had a more comfortable bed
Granted, but it is 1771 miles away.
I wish that my step brother hadn't of scared the dogs when he woke up.
granted, the dogs scared him.
i wis i had an extra few hundred dollars.
granted but you spend it all on gummy bears and are now broke again.
I wish that May was here so that I could have a vacation.
granted, but you only get a three day weekend.
i wish my head didnt hurt
Granted, you no longer have a head.
I wish that my family didn't wake up at 5 in the morning.
Granted, they wake up at four in the morning
I wish I had a job
granted, but you need to wake up a four in the morning
i wish i had a job
Granted but then you have no time for things other then work and sleep.
I wish that I could see that gay face to face. (I hate my job sometimes)
Granted but he is disfigured before hand.
I wish I was more ambitious.
Granted but then you forget all about anime and gaming.
I wish that it were January.
Grant but the time in between then and now suck even more than it currently has.
I wish my buddy didn't marry his bitch of a girlfriend.
Granted, instead you married his girlfriend.
I wish that My weekend started today and not tomorrow.
Granted but it because you lose your job.
I wish to travel the world
granted but you get lost in a rain forest.
I wish that my computer came in today.
Granted but its load full of disturbing hentai and/or explodes
I wish I got my Tax Refund today.
Granted but it is only $1.
I wish that my tax return would come in soon.
Granted but the IRS audits you.
I wish I had a hair cut.
Granted but youy end up with a shaved head.
I wish that my bonus was coming in this week and not next.
Grant but it is half of what you expected.
I wish Fanime was here sooner.
PS shaved head is my standard hair cut.
granted but no one has the money for it.
I wish that I could get away from these storms plageuing Oklahoma.
granted but there's an earthquake instead
I wish I knew how to dance.
Granted, everyone is jelouse of your mad dancing skills
I wish I had a job
Granted but it doesn't pay well
I wish had more time to read.
Granted but now thats all you do
I widh people would stop flaking on me and or blowing me off wheni make plans with them =[
granted, instead, you flake them off
i wish i had money
grant but you sold all you anime, manga, and related items
I wish I had a kick ass GF.
Granted, she kicks your ass
i wish i could sleep for 24 hours striate
granted but you neveer sleep again.
I wish i could stop eating.
granted, but now you can't have chocolate
i wish i knew what to wish for
granted, but it still doesnt come true
i wish i could just throw everything in the car and leave
granted, but then you get in a car crash and lose everything in the resulting fire.
I wish I had played the other zelda games
Granted but the game crashes right before the ending.
I Wish Disney would start making actual animated movies again. (I'm tired of this CG Bull Shit)
Granted, but then I come after you for making the jab market almost impossible for me.
I wish I worked at Pixar
Granted but you work at a new branch and the movies suck and its closed soon afterwards
I wish I had something to do later today.
granted, but it's night :-X
I wish Who's Line was on tonight
Granted but you don't get to watch it because your tv dies..
I wish that I could find my router.
Granted but there's a black out afterwards
I wish my friend would answer his phone.
granted, but then it dies
i wish my phonee had minutes
Granted but but some steals it.
I wish I had some pizza.
Granted but it is moldy and had bugs on it.
I wish that I had sent off that package today.
Granted but its still gets there late
i wish I had some more cash for manga
Granted but you loose the manga right after you pay it.
I wish that I could get to sleep.
granted, but you get it at work and are fired
i wish i had an asprin
granted but it does do anything
I wish my sis would come to fanime
granted but you have to pay for her
I wish that I had more time.
granted but I comes out pf what little sleep you get
I wish I knew what to read next.
granted. read War and Peace.
i wish i could boast something better than having read War and Peace 12 times
Granted but it is something that you shouldn't tell your parents about...
I wish that I had a better relationship with my parents.
granted but they become clingy
I wish I didn't get team up with n00bs in Halo 3
Granted but you get pwnd by a team of noobs.
I wish that I had a router that worked.
granted, but you cant find it.
i wish i had a motorcycle license.
Granted but you don't have a motorcycle.
I wish I had my glasses on.
granted but you now the target of people with a glasses fetish
I wish I could get over my fetish of girls wearing glasses .
Granted but now you have a fetish for girl whowear knee highs
i wish y'all could have heard the guy on the phone that i talked to from san jose that kept making sex jokes at me while i was trying to fit his receiver.
granted, but we get charged big time for the long distance party line.
i wish i didnt need to wear glasses
granted but it is only because you go blind
i wish that my dogs would calm down
granted, he turns to stone
I wish I had a wii to play brawl
Granted but you throw the controller in the tv.
I wish that I had my own place again.
granted, but then there is no one to split rent with
I wish I had more time with Shinsengumi :-*
Granted, but it is when you are in your 40s.
I wish that I could be in California right now
Granted but you are stuck in Death Valley with out water.
I wish my laundry didn't burst into flames.
granted, but all the water in the washer freezes into one giant cube and you cant get the clothes out
i wish i hadnt spent the whole day in my room
You spend the whole day in UNPAID OVERTIME!
I wish to NOT waste my next wish.
granted, it still doesn't come true
I wish I wasn't thirsty
granted, but you're hungry
i wish i had a pattern for my cosplay
granted, it's the wrong pattern
I wish I was asleep
granted but you have to wake up because your house is on fire.
I wish I had more music.
granted, but its all in spanish
i wish my wish wuold come true
granted but it came true for someone else
I wish that I was sleeping in my own bed
granted, but then it falls apart
I wish I didn't have to leave later
granted, you had to leave earlier and you're terribly late.
i wish i had a table to be working on my cosplay on.
Quote from: talu-chan on March 20, 2008, 02:15:30 AM
granted but you have to wake up because your house is on fire.
Quote from: talu-chan on March 20, 2008, 02:29:58 AM
I wish that I was sleeping in my own bed
Hey wait a sec...my house caught on fire and I'm no longer in my own bed...Quit stalking me!!!
granted but its uneven and cause you to mess up frequently.
I wish the commute to work wasn't so long.
(sorry, didn't know.. but it is fun to.. hmm, I don't stalk)
granted but it is because you no longer have a job to commute to.
I wish that my brain weren't dead
granted but you can know longer move your left index finger
I wish I had super hero-like X ray vision.
granted but you are unable to control and become sterile.
I wish that I could change banks sooner
Quote from: talu-chan on March 21, 2008, 12:50:26 AM
granted but you are unable to control and become sterile.
Damn sterile thats some sh*t.
Grant but the fees leave you penniless.
Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.
granted, but some kid sticks a stick through you and puts you over the campfire for too long and you get burnt.
i wish it was warmer here
granted but global warming warming melts the ice caps millions die.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
Granted but it still doesn't come true
I wish that my wish would come true for me.
granted, but like the Monkey's Paw curse, something bad happens.
i wish i could draw better
granted but you can't no longer speak
I wish 4th edition D&D doesn't suck
Granted, it just blows
I wish that table top games cared more about keeping things good instead of changing everything.
granted but the game is about bunnies and gnomes and Gygax is still dead. :'(
I wish I had some local friends to play tabletop games with.
Granted but everyone is too busy so you don't get to game often (much like mine are... and *tear* for Gygax)
I wish that I had a higher level shadow priest on WoW.
granted but you become addict and your family stages an intervention.
I wish I had to day off from work.
Granted but you no longer have a job.
I wish I didn't have to wait so long for May to be here.
granted, but may is really short
i wish my laptop was paid off
granted but it break soon after.
I wish I had my dog with me.
granted, but it has rabies
woof or meow?
posted in the wrong thread.. meow though
I wish that my dad didn't just wake up.
granted but he's in a coma now.
I wish I was asleep.
granted. you pass out and dont wake up until june.
i wish i could make someone else's wish come true
Granted but by doing so you have to leave all your family behind.
I wish that my eye would stop twitching
granted but you're blind in the other now.
I wish for world peace.
Granted but it is on a different world.
I wish that I didn't have to drive to Pawnee tomorrow.
granted, you're driving to hayward instead.
i wish my jeep was insured
granted but some one slash your tires anyways.
I wish that mint tasted better.
Granted but it gives you bad breathe
I wish that I could get paid for doing nothing.
granted, but you're on disability because you lost your legs.
i wish it wasnt so late already
granted it is early
I wish that I could sleep soon
granted but only through heavy medication
I wish people would calm down.
Everyone becomes boring.
I wish I had a full cosplay that people will reconize at Fanime.
granted but drama ensues
I wish i'd cosplay this year.
granted, but its as epic a failure as sailor bubba.
i wish i was actually using some kind of pattern for my cosplay
Granted but you end up having a horid glomp accident where you end up in a wheel chair for the rest of your life because your cosplay is full of awesomeness.
I wish that I get this new job.
granted, but the hours are worse than the current job
i wish i HAD a job
Granted, but it's only a one day thing
I wish that my email account was not having trouble (everything in it was deleted)
Granted, but you never had an e-mail account because you are amish
i wish my hair was straight
Granted, but then it falls out.
I wish my mom didn't decide to take a shower at 2 a.m. (My room is next to the bathroom)
grant but because your shower is broken.
I was I may I wish I might have this wish I wish tonight.
The wishing star ignores you.
I wish I lived closer to all my friends. (Oh boy :o)
granted, you all share a cell block on alcatraz
i wish i had access to a sewing machine
granted, it's a sewing machine from the 1800's
I wish I had my emails back
granted, you get the ones you sent last year.
i wish i had a bit more white fabric
granted, it's the wrong shade.
I wish I could change the channel
granted, but theres nothing on and you loose the remote
no wish?
I wish i could go to sleep
Granted, you get alot of sleep while dreaming horrible nightmares about dubbed anime and such.
I wish I could speak any foreign language.
Granted but now you don't understand English.
I wish that I wasn't sick.
granted, but now everyone else is.
i wish my hair was longer.
Granted but because it is so long you get attacked by locks for love.
I wish that it weren't so cold.
granted, it's boiling hot and you get burned
I wish the printer wasn't out of ink
Granted, but you cant find the power cable.
i wish i had cable in my room
Granted but you don't have a tv.
I wish that I wasn't dizzy.
granted, um... you're hungry now.
i wish i didnt need glasses
granted, you need crutches instead
I wish I didn't have to get up early in the morning
granted, but that is only because you don't get to go to sleep.
I wish thst I could think of a wish that would come true
granted, but it comes true for someone else
i wish i had a motorcycle
Granted, but it's a lemon
I wish to be thin
Granted but it is because you don't eat any more and you are unhealthy
I wish that I hadn't been ninja'd again
granted, but you ninja someone else.
i wish i were fishing
Granted but someone baits you.
I wish that I could stay home from work tomorrow too
granted, but you get fired for it.
i wish the dogs would be quiet
granted, but that's because they shrink and become so small you lose them
I wish I could remember what I forgot
Granted but you forgot what you were supposed to remember.
I wish that I made more sense.
granted, you am so S-M-R-T
I <3 you <-------------this-------------> much.. even though you don't have a wish.
I wish that my fever would go away.
granted, but you have a headache.
i wish it wasnt 1am yet
Granted, it's 3am
I wish Nakayama had won
(It is after 3 am here)
Granted butonly by cheating
I wish that I could have come up with something better for that last wish
Granted, it still doesn't come true
I wish I was asleep
grant but you miss out on all the fun ppl are having and you over sleep.
I wish I knew where my wallet was.
Granted, it's at the bottom of the grand canyon
I wish I had my car back
Granted But's it's in over 3,000 pieces
I wish It was my vacation
Granted but everyone you know is still at work, and your electricity goes out for the entire vacation...and your car dies...and then you get mugged by druggies walking in the city
I wish I was stress free
Granted but unfortunately you're now dead
I wish i had cake
Granted, but it's a lie
I wish I could remember what I'm supposed to do
granted, but it's too late.
i wish there were more job opprotunities in this city.
granted, they're all at McDonolds
I wish I wasn't so dazed
granted, you're confused.
i wish i knew what to wish for.
granted but what you wish for comes true for someone else
I wish that ice cream made everything better
granted, but it's the wrong flavor
I wish for some thing to wish for
Granted, but you wish for plague and famine, then everyone hates you
I wish for jabbawockees to win america's best dance crew <3
Granted, but the next day it's discovered that they cheated
I wish for ice cream
granted, but it was regurgitated from a little kid in front of you
i wish i knew Japanese
Granted, but then you don't understand English
I wish I was taller
granted but you 8'10
i wish my boyfriend was at home with me
Granted. But you both have the stomach flu.
I wish I knew what was going on at my job
Granted you now no that it is no longer your job.
I wish that I had ice cream.
granted but its nasty as hell
i wishi didnt know certain things...
Granted but now to are blissfully ignorant, sands the blissful part
I wish that I could sleep in my own bed.
granted but is so uncomfortable
i wish people who stop picking on me =[
Granted, they start picking on your pets >:(
I wish there wasn't any animal abuse in the world
Granted but in exchange there is a string of domestic violence amongst families
I wish people in these forums would be nicer to one another.
Granted, but they're meaner face to face
I wish I wasn't hungry
Granted you'll be thristy
I wish I wasn't sleepy
Granted, but you won't be getting any sleep for the next three days.
I wish I wouldn't be this hungry.
granted, your even hungrier
I wish I could go to sleep now
Granted, but the muffin man decides to haunt your dreams.
I wish I could focus.
granted, . . . what was I going to say?
I wish it wasn't that time of the month
Wish granted, but then it never comes until the day of the Fanime Con.
I wish I wasn't so broke..
Granted, you have one million dollars in counterfeit cash (really bad counterfeits)
I wish I had more plans
Wish granted, but then you have too many plans (like me.)
I wish I knew what I wanted to eat right now...
Granted, you would like to eat poisonous mushrooms
I wish For a waited companion cube plushie
Granted, but then cake is a lie.
i wish for moar cowbell.
Granted, but there is now sound
I wish for CORN!
Wish granted, but it's uncooked popcorns.
I wish something would happen.
Granted, the world explodes
I wish bureaucracy never existed
Granted, we are all under the direct controll of the oppressive overlord Long Cat.
I wish my cosplay costumes would look more realistic.
granted but it takes over your soul
I wish i could lay pokemon trading figure game right now D:
Granted, but you opponent is just phoning it in
I wish I wasn't hungry
granted, you are very very thirsty
i wish i didnt have to leave the house at four thirty in the morning..
Granted, you have to leave the house at one o'clock
I wish I had a job
Granted, but you forgot you ha a job and only came for three hours of the entire year.
I wish I had Sushi.
granted, but it's a day old
I wish I wasn't so hungry
Your next meals taste awful.
I wish I had more time to think.
Now you do. You just have nothing to think about.
I wish I could go to Fanime this year.
You get to go to Fanime this year, but you forgot your ticket at home.
I wish I had more money to spend on my prom dress...
Granted, but the store only has this ugly brown thing
I wish I could fall asleep again
But Freddy appears.
I wish I had a driver's license.
Granted, but then you're in a car crash and they take your license away
I wish I didn't have to do the garbage
You don't have to take out the trash, but them the trash takes out you.
I wish my friend would be here right now.
Granted, but then he has to leave right as he (or she) gets there
I wish I was thinner
Granted, but then you're shorter so that makes no change in your appearance.
no wish? OK
I wish you had wished for something
Wish granted, I want to buy a lot of things but I don't have the money for it.
I wish I had enough money to buy at least one furisode set.
granted, but once you leave the store, someone comes by and smashes it
I wish for hot chocolate
Granted, you get hot chocolate when the world is burning up.
I wish I didn't have to go to class right now.
granted, you have to go to class at 1:00 in the morning
I wish that lady at VG would call me back about that job position
Granted, she rejects you.
I wish I had some pie right now.
Granted, but some one forgot to put in the main ingredient
I wish the cake wasn't a lie
Wish granted, the cake is real, but it's not edible.
I wish I needed less sleep to function properly.
granted, but now you forget to sleep, and don't function as well
I wish I could dance better
Wish granted, but you're still a klutz.
I wish I had a bento box right now.
Granted, but it was made three weeks ago
I wish I hadn't forgotten the suop
Granted, you forgot everything else.
I wish I had the ability to fly.
Granted but you crash every time you land
Wish I was Mary Poppins! :P
Granted, but when you leave, you're umbrella gets caught in a tree
I wish I had some salad dressing for my salad.
Granted, the dressing is water.
I wish I had more free time.
Granted, you have nothing to do
I wish Yahtzee hadn't made a review of Brawl (he's (one of the few) that hated it)
But then more people will hate Brawl.
I wish that reviewer would have covered MORE on Brawl.
(I like to read bad reviews of things)
Now there's only bad reviews, you end up not buying it and missing out on all the fun.
I wish my back didn't hurt right now.
granted, I'll give you a back massage... but i get to use my hands and make it a FULL body massage! :D
I wish i could have a sirloin sandwich from jack in the box. :P
Granted, but it's moldy and it's the last one u can ever have.
I wish Julibot would stop coming over to DeeDee's house.
Granted, he goes to your house
I wish I didn't have to get up later
Granted, but then you don't get up at all.
Why does superman wear his underwear on the outside?
Because that's not a wish :P
I wish my cosplay would make itself
Granted it turns the cosplay into something cheesy like a nurse's outfit.
I wish I knew what to wear for my friend's grad.
Granted but your friend thinks the dress is hideous!
I wish I was a vampire
granted, but your fangs fall off.
I wish I wasn't lazy to take off my other shoe.
Granted, but your laziness turns into intense rage, and you rip off your foot with your shoe
I wish anime would get subbed faster
grated, but you can't read.
I wish fanime would be sooner.
Granted, it's tomorrow, but you break both your legs, your costume gets torn up by dogs, and your car breaks down...and an old lady comes by and whacks you on the head with her cane and you're unconcious for the next week
I wish allergies didn't exist
granted, but you fall in a pit of poison oak.
Why do girls ask me out so much?
THATS NOT A WISH DORK lmao
I'm gonna ruin it anyway though pyohohoho~
You turn so fat that your body melds to your couch
and then you are unable to do anything but watch reruns of an indescribably bad tv series because your fat rolls are so big that they keep you an inch from the remote
AND THE COOKIE JAR BREAKS D:
EDIT: I got so into that I forgot to make a wish XD
I wish there was a specialty japanese snack store close by :'(
haha that was the wrong thread lol D;
but it hurt...poor jar.
Granted, the store was there...but never opened.
I wish I was at the arcade longer.
Granted, but all the games get shut off and you're locked inside for the night
I wish my kitty was nicer D:
granted, but it was nicer to other people, not you.
I wish it would rain.
Granted, but it's acid rain and your skin melts off and you die.
I wish that working at my job was more fun
Granted, but you got fired.
I wish i had a warthog.
Granted but it blows up
I wish I could learn every single martial arts form there is in an instant
Granted, but you forget how to do everything else - how to communicate, how to walk normally, even how to eat and drink and sleep
I wish there was more stuff to do around here.
Granted, you did everything til there was nothing else to do after.
I wish school would end.
Granted, but there's a draft and you get deported
I wish dogs were smarter
granted, but they were so smart that that ruled the world and made everyone be their slaves.
I wish the old fashion pokemon was on tv again.
Granted, but they only speak CHINESE (not even japanese)
I wish I could go to sleep
granted, you never woke up.
I wish I had food in my room.
Granted, it's a box of trix cereal, with a prize inside...SOMEONE'S FINGER
I wish I was in disneyland =[
granted, but it there weren't people to operate the rides nor entertainment.
I wish I had more oreos.
Granted, but they're the ripoff tuxedos...and they're stale pyohoho~
I wish the computer wasn't so addicting
granted, computer breaks.
I wish my blankies were around me.
Granted, your blankies are so comfortable that you never wake up again
I wish I would never get old
Granted, you stay as a child and no one takes you seriously.
I wish I had more money.
Granted, your friend gives you a million dollars...in forged bills, and you end up getting caught and thrown in prison for several years
I wish more people were open to anime
granted, they all get into Inuyasha and become horrible cosplayers.
I wish glue was edable
XD that made me giggle, it makes me think of preschool when my classmate had a problem with glue eating :D
Oh and uhm, granted but it makes men get pregnant
I wish fruit never went bad
D; awww...don't need babies at the moment.
Granted, but they gave people cancer.
I wish there was a cure for cancer D;
Granted, it's cannibalism.
I wish my cup of water would refill itself.
granted but you accidentally spill it.
I wish I could become a vampire
Wish granted, but you never wake up from your dirt filled grave.
I wish the weekend would be longer.
Granted, but you get abducted by rapist and your parents are away, and the only way anyone would know you were gone is by the teachers calling in your absence
I wish I could have some chocolate mousse
Granted, but I made it.
I wish I could have a second longer....
Granted, it just ended.
I wish I didn't have to buy stuff.
Granted but the stuff you got without paying get stolen.
I wish I had a large group of loyal mercenary under my control
Wish granted, they're secretly plotting against you now.
I wish 10 days would past quickly.
Granted, they already pasted.
I wish I didn't have to make stuff out of cardboard.
Granted. Now you have to make stuff out of limp spagetti noodles.
I wish my allergies weren't making me sick.
Wish granted, your period made you sick now.
I wish I had some money.
granted, you have only pennies.
I wish my keyblade was done.
Granted, but then you accidentally drop it in a vat of toxic waste...and try to go after it
I wish I knew what to do
Granted but it only depresses you into a coma.
I wish I still had my popsicle.
Wish granted, it melts before you can eat it.
I wish I had 10 more minutes in my free period.
Granted but you have 20 minutes more of work to do.
I wish I had super fast internet.
Granted, Your computer explodes.
I wish I had ice cream.
Granted, but it's melted.
I wish I were allowed to mix chemicals in my dorm room.
Granted but you create a new poison gas that kills everyone.
I wish I had a robot that did my chores.
Granted, but it gets hijacked by a hacker and steals all your money
I wish I never had to sleep
Granted you go insane.
I wish the new Tales of Symphonia was released.
Granted but it costs 300$ and it's always out of stock
I wish real people were as pretty as anime people
Granted, but none want to be your friend and in fact down right hate you. :( That was mean to say.
I wish it didn't cost so much to prepare for fanime.
granted, but you end up not having a place to stay, not enough money to buy that one thing you really want, and your cosplay is made out of cardboard and masking tape.
i wish this guy whould call me about buying my bike off me.
Granted. But he wants to pay you in beans.
I wish i didn't have to leave for work right now.
granted, but you get fired from your job.
I wish I didn't have to swim in PE
Granted, you fail.
i wish i had better materials to make my cosplay from.
Granted but they are all the wrong size.
I wish I had the skills and time to make an amazing Oblivion Keyblade.
Granted, but then it's soooooooo cool, someone steals it.
I wish I had some bloomers for my cosplay
But they itch
I wish Mr Zero (F-Zero GX) wasn't so bored looking in his interviews.
Granted, he's so active he accidentally kills someone.
I wish my messenger bag was dry.
Granted, but the next time you take it out, it rains and a car drives by and wet it with the huge puddle what was right in from of you.
I wish my keyblade wasn't broken.
granted, it's stolen
I wish I had a better paying job
Wish granted, but you have to work more hours of the day.
I wish my laundry would be responsible and wash, iron and fold itself everyday.
Granted but they end up smothering you.
I wish my speech would write itself and get me an A.
Granted, but then the teacher doesn't hear it because he/she wasn't paying attention.
I wish I had a Pixar internship.
Granted but it gets liquefied as soon as you get it
I wish I had super powers
Granted but your weakness is kittens, & there happens to be a super evil kitten.
I wish fanime was two weekends instead of one a year
Granted but they are boring.
I wish I didn't have to go to school.
Granted, but you never graduated and never recieved a good job and became homeless.
I wish I could have a real Mario Kart go kart.
Granted but it costs so much in gas to drive it you go bankrupt.
I wish I had the money to build a super computer.
Granted, but someone hacks into it and plants a virus
I wish I could be a Top Chef
Granted, but all the food you cook poisons people.
I wish my lawn was emo so I could insult it thus making it cry which means it is watering itself.
granted, but then it decides to leave you.
I registration was cheaper.
Granted, but your superpower is the power to make people floss.
I wish I had Bs or higher in all my classes
granted, but then they find out you cheated
I wish I hadn't seen that you tube vid
But you end up seeing something worse
I wish my bike's back tire would stop going flat >:(
granted, you gt a bent rim and the front tire goes flat
i wish the rim ob=n my bike wasnt bent
Granted, the chain is broken instead.
I wish pasta was more healthy.
But you don't like it anymore
I wish I could have stopped the election* from being rigged
*=This can be any election that you want it to be.
Granted, but it is in the form of an assassination, and you go to prison at a bail of 1 million dollars
I wish it would stop being so hot outside X[
Granted, it starts snowing and you freeze
I wish that more female chefs got recognition.
granted, now Emeril decides to get a sex change.
I wish i could reach into my pockets and always pull out the exact amount of money i need.
Wish granted, but you don't ever have any money in your pockets.
I wish I had something to eat right now.
Granted, but it's your best friend's beloved pet. (MURDERER!)
I wish I didn't lose my wallet. x___x
Granted, you lost your mind
I wish I had more money for fanime
Wish granted, but you end up being like me and wasting a lot of that money on shoes.
I wish I wasn't awake right now.
granted but some violates you while you were asleep *gasp*
I wish I was the bes fighter around
Granted. You're the numero uno BES fighter- a Business Education Standards activist.
I wish for the human race to have a much higher average IQ.
granted, but everyone is so smart they all found perfection and lost the will to live.
i wish i had a pet corgi.
Granted, but it gets cancer the moment you feel affection for it.
I wish for FTL travel to be a reality.
Granted, but then we find out that it gives you cancer.
I wish I had some ribs
Wish granted. They're not edible though.
I wish I didn't have to go to take finals today.
granted, you have to go into surgery today
I wish I had more time to sleep this morning.
Granted but you oversleep.
I wish I had a job.
granted, you get a job cleaning the elephants dung at the zoo
I wish Cole from Charmed hadn't turned out to be evil
(S)he's too damn sweet and everyone hates her/him.
I wish my ride would get here soon.
You are driving in the Rick Rollmobial
I wish I didn't have a headache
Granted but you get AIDs later on
I wish I was the best martial artist around
You get your legs broken and have to depend on your arms and chest
I wish I could dodge Sonic and Pikachus Final Smashes with ease
You can, now you have trouble avoiding the other final smashes
I wish I had more DS games
Granted, there all bootleged :D
I wish PS3's were cheaper
granted but they're all sold out before you can buy them.
I wish I had telekinesis
Granted but you can only pick up things in your room...that stay in your room (meaning they can't leave your room)
I wish I owned an arcade machine
granted, but its pong and you always loose.
i wish i was in oaklahoma
Granted, but you keep on hearing OOOOOOOOOOOOOKLAHOMA till you are driven insane.
I wish I could draw just a weeeee bit better in the faces.
But your art stuff breaks :(
I wish I had a scholarship to San Jose State University
Granted, but you have to pay for everything else
I wish it wasn't that time of the month
I wish I was the all powerful ruler of earth and nothing can defeat me.
Granted, but then you destroy everything and there is nothing to rule
I wish I could afford to have a puppy
Granted, but the puppy has a bad case of contiual barking
I wish my oc coat was finished
Granted. Your Orange Cat coat is done. But PETA is Pissed and waiting outside your front door.
I wish I had a social life!
Granted, "Social life" for the PC
I wish Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days got released sooner
granted, but they're 24hr patching it til the day it was supposed to be released.
i wish i had a better job. -_-
Granted. But it's only slightly better than your current job, in the way it's better to be kicked in the shin than on the knee.
IK wish this humid weather would go away.
We all get snowed in.
I wish for some hot cocoa
Granted, I drank it
I wish I had a vacation from my vacation
Wish granted, but you have another vacation that is worse.
I wish my bedroom was a little bit bigger.
Granted, You now have a big whole in the wall leading to the next room
I wish my allergies would STOP!
Granted if would only stop for one day only
I wish I own a T-47 airspeeders (Snowspeeder)
Granted, but you have to put it together yourself
I wish we had space travel.
But Space is not all it's cracked up to be.
I wish my house was solar powered
Wish granted....However you have to pay a ton of money for it...then...It breaks =O
I wish my coughing/sore throat would go away
Granted, but then you got joint pains
I wish for fame/glory/power
Granted, you are now a drug dealer that gets caught and rats out the higher ups and then gets put into witness protection
I wish I knew what to wish for :-X
Granted, but the wishing wen horribly wrong :(
I wish I could summon a keyblade
Granted, it's the weakest of the bunch
I wish I had more time to make a birthday gift
Granted, but you never gave away that gift.
I wish I had more anime DVDs on hand.
Granted, but they are all scratched up
I wish My comp didn't crash
Granted, it won't crash for one day only
I wish my room was bigger
Granted, you are now sleeping in the grand canyon
I wish people read instructions before typing.
But they don't
I wish for a hot dog from Manhattan, NY
granted, except its made out of real New Yorkshire Dog.
I wish I had a fuel efficient car.
Granted, but then it's top speed is 15MPH
I wish Youtube would stop giving me this bullshit when I try to upload my repoart: http://lax-v50.lax.youtube.com/my_videos_post
granted, you are locked out of your youtube account. forever.
i wish i was in oklahoma
Granted, but now you stay there for the rest of your life and you can't get back to fanime.
I wish I was as bendy as a gymnast.
granted, you are made out of rubber.
i wish i didnt have to sleep
granted, but then everyone gets annoyed by you because you keep them awake
I wish I knew what was wrong with my chest
Cancer :-[
I wish I was in a rock band
granted, you guys can't play worth two cents
I wish my comp was faster
But you get a virus
I wish I was better looking :P
granted, but then you fall in love with your own reflection
I wish I didn't have to get up in the morning
Granted, but now you only wake up in the evening, so you basically miss out on an entire day
I wish, I wish I was a fish
FISH OUT OF WATER
I wish I had sushi all the time
Wish granted, but you have to make it yourself...EVERY STEP OF THE WAY (ie catching the fish, growing the rice, making all the materials)
I wish I had a better camcorder
Granted, but then the camcorder came alive and grew legs and said, "I'm way to good for you" and walk away
I wish I had $117
Granted, you've just been arrested for Fraud
I wish I could get the shoes I need for cosplay from one store
Granted, but the you get Buyer's Remorse
I wish I wasn't so afraid to talk to my ex bf
Granted, but you've suddenly gone mute.
I wish I could afford to go to college. D=
Granted, but its a pretty bad college
I wish I had a copy of Dissidia
Granted, but you spill coffee on it.
I wish I had a great uncle named Humphrey. xD
Granted.......man...thats a tough one to corrupt.....now I wish I had a great unle named humphrey
I wish I had UNLIMITED POWER!!!
(Lol.)
Granted, but you recieve horrible writer's block in exchange.
I wish I had a green baloon.
Granted, But then it flays away :'(
I wish West Wing was real
Granted, but only for 5 mintues
I wish I had an arcade place here at my house
Granted, but you don't have any quarters.
I wish my life was an anime.
granted, it's a bad anime
I wish I got enough sleep
Granted, just stay there and I'll get a tranquilizer to shot you and you'll be a sleep in no time :D
I wish I more time to play here
Granted, but the only thing you can play is Candy Land
I wish this month was a little nicer to me
Granted it be worst this month and the next
I wish I had a gaming computer
Granted, you can only play Froger on it
I wish I was uncontentious
Granted, where's my bat lol
I wish PS3's were cheaper now
Granted, it is 1 dollar cheaper
I wish I was thiner
Granted, but now you've been hospitalized for anorexia.
I wish that I was old enough to get my license. D=
granted, to bad you're 64
I wish I knew how to sew better
Granted, but that's the only thing you can do with your hands now.
I wish I could cook.
Granted, but the only thing you can make is Mac and Cheese
I wish Mom didn't want to hog the TV
Granted, now you don't have a tv to hog.
I wish I were brave enough to sit with him at dinner.
Granted, but now he's to nervous and afraid to sit next to you
I wish my friend didn't pop my thumb while I was performing chidori on him
Granted, he broke it
I wish I could have seen a Matane today
But the movie sucked
I wish for a magic lamp
Granted, "Magic Lamp" As seen on T.V
I wish I had a purple iPod
Granted; but it doesn't work
I wish I wouldn't bruise so easily.
Quote from: K&K4ever on September 14, 2008, 06:03:01 PM
Granted, but the only thing you can make is Mac and Cheese
I wish Mom didn't want to hog the TV
(OMG, that would suck. Vegans can't eat cheese! xD)
Granted, now you're made of metal.
I wish I was asleep right now. *_*
Granted, but now you're in a coma...a really long coma
I wish I could change the way I acted
Granted but you no longer remember how you would act.
I wish I had a million dollars.
Granted, but then the IRS finds out and takes it all away
I wish I knew what to do
Granted but there's now no reason to do it. (This is getting hard. Lol.)
I wish I was somebody else.
Granted, but now you are tom cruise
I wish for an epiphany
Granted, you just got the joke
I wish I hadn't spilled tea on the pleather I'm working with
Granted, but it was honey instead
I wish I could cook better
Granted, now you've forgotten how to sew.
I wish my hair was blue.
Granted, but its a permanent dye, so you couldn't change it if you wanted
I wish I could......actually, I don't know what to wish for
Lol. Why not wish to know what to wish for?
Oops
I wish I had a better memory card for my camera
Granted but you had to sell your camera to get it.
I wish for a pet penguin!
Granted. But then I take it. ;D
I wish my furniture would assemble itself.
Lol. Granted but it moves every time you try and sit down.
I wish my homework would do itself.
It does it wrong!
I wish I had posted more over the summer.
Wish granted, but then you get banned for posting too much. :'(
I wish I could read 100 pages in one second.
Granted, but you don't get any of what you read.
I wish I didn't have a midterm and an essay tomorrow.
Granted, you have an operation tomorrow
I wish I had an endless amount of expenses for cosplay
Granted, but all your cosplays are of crap quality.
I wish movies today were actually good.
Granted, but they were all sold out
I wish I could forget about my ex
Granted, but now you have Caramelldansen stuck in your head for eternity.
I wish this wish doesn't become corrupted.
Granted, but than this wouldn't be the WISH CORRUPTER forum would it? it would lose its purpose
I wish.......THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING TO WATCH!! >:(
Granted but you don't get the channel.
I wish I had every episode of Case Closed.
Granted, but then you get really irratated, only watching every episode over and over and over again
I wish I lived on Stormalong Harbor
Granted, but you're miserable there.
I wish I had more Bawls.
Granted, but each one tasted worst than the last
I wish I could take from the rich and give to the hmmmm
Granted, but you're arrested.
I wish Umbrella Corp. was real.
Wish granted, but they end up turning people into monkeys.
I wish the painter's tape would unpeel itself from my walls and clean up after themselves.
Granted, but because of the lack of a brain it does a crappy and sloppy job.
I wish I had a bigger room to play DDR in.
Granted, The DDR machine never turns on.
I wish I had Tea flavored ice cream.
Granted, but the hot water melted the ice cream
I wish I could sleep for 24 hours strait
Granted, but you're actually in a coma.
I wish I wasn't so bloody hot.
Granted, you are now freezing clod and have pneumonia
I wish I had a kitty on my lap
Granted, but it weighs a thousand pounds, crushing you.
I wish I understood the second half of my programming homework.
Granted, but now you can't understand anything eals
I wish the Pretender hadn't been canceled
Granted, but it now sucks.
I wish I had a high paying job where I didn't need to exert myself much! XD
Granted, but you got very obese from that job
I wish Nightwish and Within Temptation could go on tour together
Granted, but the sheer force of the win, epicness, awesomeness, godliness is too much and the world explodes.
I wish LOST was back already.
The cast members all die in real life
I wish I could go to his grave to pay my respects :-[
Granted, but someone desecrates it and you're blamed.
I wish George Carlin was still alive.
Granted, but now you are dead
I wish my throught didn't hurt
Granted, but now rest of your body hurts.
I wish i could read AND fully comprehend my three history books in an hour.
Wish granted, but then when the time comes for History class, the teacher tells you that you read all of that for nothing because he/she changed the assignment and you were the only who didn't get the notification.
I wish I could survive the day when I slept less.
Granted, but you have the worst day of your life instead.
I wish I don't need to go to class. >_<
ranted, you have to go to the police station
I wish I got paid more
Granted, but the income tax raises by 300%.
I wish my wisdom teeth will be removed NOW.
Granted but no morphine is injected and the dentist takes forever to take them out so the process is slow and painful
I wish I can go to a Rock concert
You land at a yodeling concert
I wish I had a PC instead of a Mac
Granted, but then you get a virus
Why isn't there anything on TV at 7:00 now a days?
Because you don't have DirectTV or Comcast!
Why doesn't my room wallpaper itself?
It doesn't have any hands
I wish for the next Ace Attorney game to come out NOW!!!
Granted, but it comes out incomplete full of bugs.
I wish my head would fully clear up.
Done. Your head now contains nothing— not even a brain. You die.
I wish I could get more done, quicker, in a day.
Granted, but you do it all wrong.
I wish that when I remove topics my post count wouldn't go down. >_<
Same here, it affected all of us, now I have to stat again >:(
I wish I was back to my old post count
Granted, but everyone thinks you're a loser. ;)
I wish my cosplays efficianetly and cheaply made themselves in time for Fanime '09.
Granted but you get poor quality that falls apart at the seams with hot glue rather than thread
I wish I had my Secret Shop Tea party shoes
A dog has just eaten them
I wish I was in Manhattan, NY right now.
granted but you get mugged
I wish I had all the materials for my cosplays
Granted, but they were in bad quality
I wish tomorrow was thursday so my class and I could go to the aquarium
Granted, but when you get there, the place is closed, and the only thing you can do is eat at Joes
I wish that Cosplay materials were cheaper
Granted, but you still can't afford them. >_<
I wish my legs didn't hurt.
Granted, but your foot hurts instead.
I wish my furniture would return itself.
Granted, but then they come back of their own accord
Why did I wait so long for me to start the contest pictures
Because procrastination is part of your life.
I wish I didn't get dizzy from this salt water.
Granted, you get dizzy from the altitude
I wish that I drew faster
Granted, but then your hand was out of your control
I wish the Nintendo DSi DIDN'T have a camera
Granted, it has a walkie-talkie instead.
I wish for world peace.
Granted, but it was a short peace
I wish I had minions who would do my bidding
Granted, they spend all their time on eBay and you loose all your money on comemerative Smurfs plates.
I wish i could control how fast my hair grows
granted but it is ugly like sailor venus,s hair from PGSM
i wish patricia martin was real and we were best friends
granted, but then you have a fight and become worst enemies
I wish that I was thiner
Quote from: K&K4ever on October 24, 2008, 11:21:35 PM
granted, but then you have a fight and become worst enemies
I wish that I was thiner
Wish granted!, but now you are always grabbing ahold of everything so you won't blow away!
I wish K&K4ever would come visit me! :P
Granted, but you open your door to find it is another reality's K&K4ever that's a carnivorous (and currently very hungry) reptilian creature.
I wish the LHC didn't break.
*LOL That's funny :P
Your wish is granted, but every mechanical thing you come in contact with for the next 48 hours breaks down.
I wish I could see the K& K4ever clone *LOL jk I luv ya the way you are K&K so don't change!
I wish I had a Pumpkin Spice Latte from Starbucks right now!
Granted, however due to the state of the economy it appeared in your hands in one of those small, plastic cups you find atop of children's liquid medicine bottles...made of the same cheap plastic...with no sleeve while its still piping hot.
I wish we would develop interstellar travel before I died.
Granted, but you go on your space journey and the machine breaks down. There is no way to rescue you.
I wish I had super strength. 8)
You squished the poor puppy!!! What have you done???
I wish my body wasn't sore.
Wish granted, but everyone around you is writhing and moaning in pain.
I wish it was December 14th already!
Wish granted, but it went by as fast as the Shinkansen.
I wish I had more time during the Winter Break.
granted, but you have so much time, that you forget to do your homework
I wish there wasn't so many versions of a Christmas Carrol out there
Wish granted and all the movies of A Christmas Carol disappear... now you have only the book :'(
Wish that all the American soldiers stationed oversees could talk to their families for xmas! *Thought I'd throw a nice one out there!
Awww... You're making me the mean one!! Wish granted, but none of them talk to you. =\
I wish my feet weren't cold.
Wish granted! Now you have furry werewolf feet and hands and look like teenwolf ;)
I wish I had a new tv.
Granted, now you have Tickle Vision. Everytime you look at something your eyes tickle.
I wish was a giant so I hold all the girls in the world in my arms.
Wish Granted!, but they keep falling down and you are so far up you can't catch them before they hit the ground.
I wish RaddaX2 had the bottle to make him smaller so he could hold just one special person in his arms ^^).
Wish granted. Fuck. Now I'm stuck in the bottle.
I wish I had grass hopper legs so I could jump out of the bottle
Wish Granted! but now your only woman is Tinkerbell and she has eyes only for Peter.
Wish I had a bag of Fairy Dust.
granted, but its dust from their cleaning, and its not magical.
i wish i coud go to tulsa for christmas
Granted, but the weather takes a turn for the worst and you're stuck there
I wish I was a pretender
Wish granted, but God types it out wrong on his type writer and you happen to be a predator who eats mice.
I wish I could sleep less and function properly.
granted, but you have to sleep at the wrong times, end uploosing your job, homeless, and totally refreshed!
i wish it was easier for me to fall asleep at night
Wish granted, but you never wake up.
I wish I could dance.
grnted, but all you know is Thriller.
i wish i had more money, and that i'd come by it legally
Wish granted, but bank robbers take it.
I wish I was at the Fanime dance right now!
Wish granted, but your high heels broke, and that caused you to break your bones, so you're spending the rest of the night at Sutter General. =P
I wish my stomach did not hurt right now... DAMN YOU COLDSTONE!
Wish granted, but now you have a headache from eating ice cream to fast.
Wish I had some coffee luvers from coldstone :D
Granted. You now have Lovers of Coffee, two annoying gay men named Bill and Tim who work at cold stone and love to drink coffee while they tongue each other violently.
I wish we were all nuked to death. <-- yeah try to corrupt that
Granted, but the bomb turns out to be a dud :P
I wish I got paid for internship
Granted but you're interning as plumber
Improvised wish:
I wish we all dropped dead simultaneously.
Granted, but then Limbo gets clogged
I wish that my coffee wasn't so bitter
Wish granted, there's no more coffee at all, only milk, sugar, and hot water.
I wish my reading would do itself.
Wish granted but it's reading in the voices of Mike Tyson and Steven Hawking simultaneously. Good luck retaining any knowledge.
I wish the polar ice caps melted so I have more places to swim.
Granted, but the water is so freakishly cold that you can't swim in it
I wish that I new what I was getting into
Wish granted., but you still do it anyways.
I wish my back didn't hurt.
Granted. You no longer have a back.
I wish I had $17
Granted, it's monopoly money
I wish sushi was more affordable
Wish granted, but the fish on there is old and molded.
I wish I had some cupcakes.
Granted, come forth MONSTER CUPCAKE
(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi7.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fy295%2Fspikieglitter%2Fdracula_cupcake_monster-722393.jpg&hash=cc63be27dd3942744107f84e09364f3022e6b99a)
I wish for world peace :D
Wish granted, but we'd have to kill you for it.
I wish there would be a slight breeze today to blow into my room.
granted, but it's an arctic chill
I wish that my cosplays were warmer
Wish granted, but then you look hella ugly because you're wearing arm warmers with lolita dresses.
I wish I could go to Shu Uemura.
Granted, turns out you made a wrong turn and ended up in Albacurky
I wish it was a little warmer in my house
Quote from: K&K4ever on December 15, 2008, 03:14:19 PM
Granted, turns out you made a wrong turn and ended up in Albacurky
I wish it was a little warmer in my house
Granted, but Shinsengumi's house is freezing.
I wish everyone could win...
Granted, we all win a penny
I wish that guy who sold me the Bab 5 figurines at Sac-con brings them to Sac-anime
Quote from: L3sli3_Lov3s_Chu on December 15, 2008, 03:15:52 PM
Granted, but Shinsengumi's house is freezing.
^My Shinsengumi :'(
Quote from: K&K4ever on December 15, 2008, 03:21:34 PM
Granted, we all win a penny
I wish that guy who sold me the Bab 5 figurines at Sac-con brings them to Sac-anime
Quote from: L3sli3_Lov3s_Chu on December 15, 2008, 03:15:52 PM
Granted, but Shinsengumi's house is freezing.
^My Shinsengumi :'(
Granted but while on his way to Sac-Con he gets hit by a car and is hospitalized for the duration of the con.
I wish the economy was better....
[ Yush. >=3]
granted, but the environment is screwed
I wish that we could decorate the tree already
Granted but the only material available are live piranhas.
I wish everyone a merry christmas
Granted, but it snows the three weeks before Christmas, making it impossible to buy gifts, and the day after Christmas, a Tsunami floods the entire country and wipes everything out except the pine trees.
I wish we had a REAL tree this year.
Quote from: K&K4ever on December 15, 2008, 03:21:34 PM
I wish that guy who sold me the Bab 5 figurines at Sac-con brings them to Sac-anime
Wait wait. You're going to Sac-Anime in January???
Granted but the water source is depleted, and it dies.
I wish the whole world would appreciate potatoes.
We all suffer another potato famine. :o
I wish for warmer clothes.
Wish granted, but they're my size.
I wish I had a phone.
Granted, but you can't call anyone with it.
I wish I could go shopping.
Granted, you go shopping at the town Dump
I wish my tummy would settle down
Quote from: Rei-Rei on December 17, 2008, 08:14:20 PM
Quote from: K&K4ever on December 15, 2008, 03:21:34 PM
I wish that guy who sold me the Bab 5 figurines at Sac-con brings them to Sac-anime
Wait wait. You're going to Sac-Anime in January???
Yep. Mater of fact, I'm on the cosplay staff.
Granted, but then you be hungry for candies :D
I wish it doesn't rain for the weekend
granted, it snows
I wish I could sleep for another 3 hours
You could miss something important or get caught in a fire.
I wish that I had a cookie. (ha try to make that bad! xDD )
Wish granted, but it's not a sugar cookie, it's a salt cookie.
I wish to stalk K&K at Sac-Con.
Wish granted. You are now stalking K&K. (no need to change anything)
I wish I knew where to start with this modeling kit.
Granted, under the sea
I wish I understood Japanese
Granted but you won't understand English
I wish I knew how to make cosplay outfits
Granted, but now you can't do anything else
I wish Joe the Plumber would go away!
Granted, he just disappeared for another 4 years for the next election
I wish I know how to read and write in Japanese
Granted, know you can ONLY read and Wright Japanese and nothing else
I wish Obama the best
Granted, he is now an ALL POWERFUL GENIE!
I wish I could kick like Bruce Lee. Send those kids on the playground flying.
Granted, but you are so weak you couldn't hurt a fly
I wish I had a copy of Marvle Vs. Capcom 2
Granted but the disc is F***ed up
I wish I had money
Wish granted, but I stole it from you to go shoe shopping.
I wish I could ride on the golf kart thing here at the lounge to my gate.
Granted, you'll be pulling off GTA stuff to it and then you'll have 6 stars wanted level :D
I wish I had joy stick for my fighting games
Granted, but when you try to play, it blows up
I wish my life was less cluttered
Wish granted, but then you don't have anything at all in your house.
I wish my stuff could float after me instead of me having to carry 10+ lbs worth of stuff around.
Granted but it'll come at the price of your soul!
I wish I could be in the world of Soul Calibur
Granted, but then you get infected by the Sole Edge and go mad
I wish it was a little bit warmer
Granted but at the price of your body temperature lowering making you colder.
I wish I could play guitar
Granted, you'll learing my plaing Rock Band :D
I wish my PS2 would read my old PS2 games from the early 2000's
Wish granted, but the game is in black and white.
I wish I could sleep.
Quote from: Rei-Rei on January 05, 2009, 03:08:25 AM
Wish granted, but the game is in black and white.
I wish I could sleep.
granted, but you sleep for a thousand years
i wish i could go back in time and re-do last year differently
Wish granted, but you make the mistake this year.
I wish my hair style could stay unaltered for six months.
Granted, But after 6 months you go bald.
I wish for Awsome Cosplay Pics this year!!
Your camera gets stolen
I wish for a car to drive
Granted, however you find out it's actually a mico-RC car with no wheels.
I wish to live and see first contact.
Wish granted, but then you live forever and watch everyone die.
I wish to be able to teleport to wherever I want.
Granted, you are now a Jumper
I wish I had a presto log
Granted, You now have a log Coverd with Presto Sause!!
I wish to travel back in time!!
Wish granted, but you can only travel back in time for 15 minutes, and in those 15 minutes you have to go potty.
I wish my sleeping patterns would return to normal already.
Granted, but you're on the other side of the world, and your sleep patterns are for this side
I wish wigs were cheeper
Wish granted, but then you have straw wigs.
I wish I didn't have to read those 100 pages.
Wish granted. You have to read 1000 pages.
I wish to know what Jesus would've looked like if he had joined the Sith.
Granted, but he kills you before you can truly comprehend the awesomeness of it.
I wish my eye didn't itch. >_<
Granted, but now your crotch itches.
I wish I was the Ruler of the World!!! Bwwwwaha ha ha
Granted, you'll be gunned down by a sniper :D
I wish I owned a Dreadnought
Wish granted, but then again... Are you really sure you own it and not the other way around?
I wish my DMV appointment would schedule itself.
Granted but it's in the middle of the night and you have sleep deprivation.
I wish i didn't need to pay for a hotel room for fanime.
Granted...Besides, its your choice not to pay, but that means your not getting one...
I wish Fox was actually good in Brawl...
He gets canned in favor of Slippy.
I wish Captain Falcon was good in Brawl....
Thats when they give him a cape, a mask, turn him into a purple kirby, and give him a small sword with a broken moveset.
I wish Brawl was as good as Melee
Granted, but now Melee sucks ass
I wish it would rain
Wish granted, it rains fireballs.
I wish my essays would do itself.
granted but your essay is a high school drop out
I wish i had 73 hour days
You get 7.3 hour days
I wish I could be Kamina for a day.
Quote from: Barnes on January 16, 2009, 12:13:19 AM
You get 7.3 hour days
I wish I could be Kamina for a day.
granted, but it starts at noon on the day he dies, after yoko kissed him.
i wish i could go out and work in the garage right now.
Granted, but then you find that what you want to work on has been eaten by a a Menchi!
I wish I could go back to HighSchool and do my Anime Club over again!!!
Granted, but you also have to relive all the crap moments of high school.
I wish I could travel time without any difficulties.
You can, but only every 20 years. Otherwise you'd have difficulties.
I wish I had tons of money!! X3
Granted, but everyone else has more, and they just bought all of the Anime!!!
I wish everything was touch screen like my cell!!
Wish granted, but every time you step on the touch screen floor, it triggers the circuit breaker.
no wish? Ok.
I wish I hadn't eaten so much at the buffet
Granted but in what you did eat you found a finger!!!
I wish my other car really was Duo's gundam the Deathscythe!!!
Granted, but someone steals it.
I wish I could read just a tad bit faster.
Wish granted, but you have no idea what you're reading.
I wish I could fall asleep and stay asleep this time.
Good luck doing that in Manhattan, NY
I wish I had a cameo in the SpongeBob Movie
Granted, you just weren't animated
I wish I had an Okita wig
Granted, you got the wrong color for it
I wish I had a good computer
Granted, but it's a gateway
I wish I had a dell
Granted, You now have a "Dill"!!
I wish B.O. never happens!
Granted, you get continues farts instead
I wish I didn't feel so dizzy after giving blood today
Granted, but now you dont get the cookie!
I wish someone would tell me how to get a good job!
granted, you now work for Starbucks
I wish Fox news would stop dissing Obama
Wish granted, but then BBC takes over all the channels on TV and talk about Obama 24/7.
I wish teleportation would be my specialty.
Granted but you get teleported into a wall.
I wish I had peanut butter.
Granted, but you have not Jelly
I wish I hadn't fallen asleep on the couch last night
Granted you fell asleep on the sidewalk outside of a Walmart.
I wish my head didn't hurt.
Granted, but now you can't stop coughing
I wish I could fall asleep right now
Granted, just get you kitties on top of you and you'll be kitty pinned :D
I wish I had a longer vacation from school
granted, But then you have to go back to school on the first day of Fanime
I wish that the Republicans would take their heads out of their asses and look around at the world
Granted, but their heads will grow back in 10 sec.
I wish that I could fall asleep in a moving vehicle (not possible in a car, plane train, anything moving for me, seriously)
Granted, but in your sleep you are flung out the vehicle(if hat wasn't what you meant, I couldn't think of anything else)
I wish I wasn't such a worry wart
Granted, but now you aren't worried about the bomb that's about to go off under your desk.
I wish I had a different job.
granted, you're the one sent in to defuse the bomb.
i wish i worked more often.
Granted, but it then gets too much for you. That's when the paranoia seeps in
I wish April would com sooner so I could get a DSi
Granted, it's defective
I wish I had more time to sleep in some days
Granted, but you wont be able to fall asleep.
I wish that my brother would stop being such a jerk
Granted, now he is so sweet he goes around throwing flower petles and saying "I love you" to total strangers . . . and it's starting to creep you out.
I wish I had my laptop back. :'(
Granted, but now its been wiped clean and you've lost all of your anime, manga, email address,adresses, phone numbers, updated resumes, YOUR PORN, Uh!!! I mean pictures of kittens...
I wish weather didn't effect me like it does now...I really hate the cold...
Granted, but then you don't notice that you're getting frost bight.
I wish I could have had a better day.
Granted, but everyone else still has a better one then you.
I wish to be in a video game for the PS3!!
Granted, but the game was one of the worst of the year
I wish for a miracle
Granted, but you only experienced it in your dream last night.
I wish that canada was more involved in the world.
But Rush dies. BOO!
I wish for some lunch and dinner.
Granted, but you weren't satisfied
I wish for Cabaret! to be my big bang for the end of the school year
Granted, but you're not in it.
I wish for a paying job
Granted! They pay you in Fish!!
I wish to win the SANYO contest@ if.net!! (Contestant:Annalie Joyce Entry:"QuickDraw" (hint hint)
granted, but you don't get a prize
I wish My Mom would get better
She will! At annoying you.
I wish work was more fun.
Granted! They fire you first.
I wish my singing voice was always in top shape.
It is! That shape is a rhombus!
I wish it was the Thursday before Fanime.
It is! But you're not allowed to go!
I wish I could switch cooking for wood shop for the rest of this year.
Granted! you will cook wood!
I wish I could bring my prop to Fanime to be more authentic
You can! But it will be zip-tied out the wazoo!
I wish I had more money.....
You will! But I will steal it all!
Whatever your wish was..... it's been denied.
I wish vegetables tasted like Bacon.
Granted but you will develop an alergy to bacon flavor
I wish i could go all days to fanime
You can! But you will get diaherra and be stuck in the bathroom all 4 days.
I wish work wasn't so boring.
GRANTED! You will get fired
I wish my costume would be done
It is! But you won't be allowed into the convention because it is too revealing.
I wish I had a tan.
Granted! But you have skin cancer now.
I wish I had a faster computer
Granted, but the power drops out regularly no matter what you do.
I wish my work wouldn't keep me in suspense about wether or not I can take my vacation days to go to Fanime.
Granted! You only get Monday off.
I wish I had the new DSi
Granted, but you accidentally take a picture of a crime scene and the police confiscate it.
I wish my boss would leave work so I can start playing my DS. (yes, I'm at work right now...)
Granted! But they forgot their keys and came back...and now you're fired.
I wish San Jose wasn't 90 minutes from my house.
Granted, you don't get to go.
I wish San Jose wasn't 3 hrs from my house
granted, it's now a three day car trip.
i wish i had a class m license.
granted, your license has been revoked.
I wish Fanime was a full week long.
Granted but you get kicked out on the first day
I wish my grades were up
Granted, but your exspelled before the year ends.
I wish I was 5'6".
Granted! But you're 5'6" wide.
I wish every time I reached into my pocket I would pull out 100 dollars.
Granted! But there's a hole in your pocket.
I wish boss would finally approve that raise i've been asking for.
Approved! But they had to lower other budgets to give it to you. This has four negative effects.....
1.) Your office got moved to the basement.
2.) You can't bring your red stapler.
3.) You don't get any cake.
4.) There is an accounting error and you don't actually get your pay checks.
I wish I knew Japanese.
Granted! However you can only seem to remember insulting words.
I wish I could go to Japan for a day.
Granted! But you spend that day stuck in the airport because they lost all your luggage and your carry on bag with your ID and money was stolen.
I wish I could fly.
Granted! But you fly too close to a plane's engine.
I wish I could live on my own.
Granted! But you are alone....so very alone.....forever. You are known by your neighbors as "The Cat Lady"...because you have 30 cats and no friends.... and you talk to yourself.
I wish I could freeze time, so that I could watch every anime out there and not have to waste half my life to do it.
( I wouldn't talk to myself, i'd talk to my 30 cats, lol.)
Granted! However you cannot unfreeze time, so you have the rest of forever to figure out what you are gonna do with yourself.
I wish I could see the future.
Granted! But it's only 1 second into the future...so it just serves to really confused you and drive you crazy. You live your life repeating every second twice and you end up in a mental institution because of your problems in dealing with this.
I wish I could walk through walls.
Granted! however you accidently walk right through a wall and into the Yaoi Showing room. <_<
I wish i had more friends that cosplay.
Granted! but they are all 45 year old fat hairy guys that ONLY cosplay as the Sailor Moon scouts.
I wish Yaoi didn't exist.
Quote from: MikoChika on April 20, 2009, 03:33:50 PM
Granted! however you accidently walk right through a wall and into the Yaoi Showing room. <_<
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Granted. But Now all Fujoshi (Yaoi Fan Girls) Destroy you!!!
I wish for just enough money to pay for Fanime!!! :P
Granted....but your ride breaks down and you don't get to go.
I wish I was rich.
GRANTED! But you give it all to me!
I wish people wouldn't accuse Misa Misa as being hannah montana.
Granted! But they now mistake her as a sailor moon wanna be on weed.
I wish the world wasn't so full of anger..
Granted! Now it's full of stupidity. The bright side is... nobody can understand enough to even get angry. The bad side is.... nobody can understand enough to get anything done correctly and the world rots away.
I wish I only had to work 2 hours a day.
Granted! But to do so, they demote you, which includes a decrease in salary. You end up loseing your house, your wife leaves you. and you end up moveing back into your parents basement.
I wish I could time travel.
Quote from: MikoChika on April 21, 2009, 01:19:23 PM
I wish I could time travel.
Granted! But you travel back too far on accident and get stuck fighting a T-Rex with your samurai sword.
I wish I could travel at the speed of light.
Granted! But you moved so fast that you ended up goin back in time and now you have help MikaChika fight the T-Rex.
I wish I had air conditioning
Granted! You die of heat exhaustion, but at your funeral everyone envies your hair after it's air "conditioning" at a top secret Sauve factory in New Mexico.
I wish I had powers like Superman.
Granted, but you also can't make a good video games
I wish I had more time to sow at home
Granted. But it's not what you think. You're now a farmer and you are forced to reap what you sow.
I wish bacon was as healthy as lettuce.
Granted! scientists find out lettuce is a leading cuase of heart attacks in america, along side the oh so yummy bacon.
I wish I had the ability to beat down a T-Rex.
Quote from: MikoChika on April 22, 2009, 11:05:53 PM
I wish I had the ability to beat down a T-Rex.
Granted. But it is the T-Rex from Toy Story.
I wish I could fly.
Granted! However you find out you have an extreme phobia of heights.
I wish I was a ninja. o_o
Granted. You are now the Ask A Ninja, ninja. So all you do is sit in a chair and answer questions from people on the internet. You never have time to actually be a ninja. :-\
I wish I was a dragon.
You turn into a lizard
I wish the 65 bus had better frequency (1 hour sucks!)
Granted. The 65 bus now frequents that stop every 5 minutes. It stops, goes a few blocks, turns around and stops again at that same stop. Over and over again.
I wish I had butter for these awesome muffins someone brought to work today.
Granted! However its not normal butter, it's not even margirine. It's a case, that your work received, of imitation butter made out of tofu. o_o
I with imitation cheese was never created.
Granted. Cheese no longer exists, so therefore an imitation could never be made of it.
Alternate dimension answer: Granted. Normal cheese has never been discovered. What you call "imitation cheese" is now referred to as cheese. Everyone loves it, except you. It is served on every dish on Earth and you cannot order food without it being on it. Trying to do so is punishable by death.
I wish I had an awesome cosplay of Punisher.
Granted, you paint it on
I wish I didn't have this cold
Granted now you the flu.
I wish my school DJ would play better songs.
Granted. He now plays the hippest, the most popular mexican music out there.
I wish i could speak spanish.
Granted. Your personal language settings have changed from English to Spanish.
I wish my paintball gun worked better today.
granted, but now you can't stop firing.
I wish I didn't have this stupid cold.
Granted. You now will enjoy the Swine Flu instead.
I wish I had more fun stuff to do.
Granted you died
I wish my cosplay was finished
Granted. But your dad grounds you for bad grades and you can't come to Fanime.
I wish I had food here.
Granted but it's all moldy and nasty.
I wish the school year would be over
Granted. But you get held back a year...and its now 1 day before your new school year.
I wish I had super strength.
Quote from: Liquid on April 28, 2009, 08:20:51 PM
Granted. But you get held back a year...and its now 1 day before your new school year.
I wish I had super strength.
Granted! But you are so strong that you broke every door you tried to open at Fanime and get banned
I wish I had a better paying job
Granted! But you hate Alaska crab fishing.....
I wish I had an awesome gaming PC.
Magically granted! Your new PC scolds you for measuring your golfing handicap, preferring to call it your "golfing disability".
I wish that I could play a mean bass guitar.
Granted, but the mean bass guitar bites your fingers every time you touch a string.
I wish I had a nice glass of wine.
Granted..
but a fly lands in it before you take your first sip.
I wish I had another month to save more spending money for Fanime...
Granted. But you get laid off work.
I wish I had breakfast.
Granted. But you can't eat it until dinner.
I wish for faster internets. So I can get the "news" faster.
Granted...but you are now restricted to only viewing the news on the internet and nothing else since other things could effect the speed of viewing news.
I wish there were more hours in a day.
Granted! The days never end!
I wish people wouldn't make fun of anime.
Granted, but then animals learn to talk and trash talk anime constantly.
I wish I had less trouble sleeping.
Granted.You now only have a single problem with sleeping...but that problem is because it's so hard to sleep while being water-boarded.
I wish wishes were real.
Granted, but the universal concept of reality alters so that everyone's wishes are skewed in some strange way.
I wish my 360 weren't annoying me.
Granted. Now it annoys your girlfriend....and she dumps you.
I wish I had the money and time to go back to college.
Granted. Tuition was all you had money for and you are now living on the street.
I wish I had a million more wishes.
Granted...but they all get horribly corrupted.
I wish I didn't work today, but I still got paid anyways.
Granted. The payment you receive is severance because you were fired.
Granted. You are now Bon Jovi, but you are old now and you seem to have lost your voice.
I wish people would remember to make a wish.
Granted, but it doesn't get granted.....(that is some twisted logic)
I wish for $1,000,000 that are american
Granted. That are american. Now gimme my $1,000,000.
I wish I had $2,000 to kickoff my epic winning gambling scheme that I created.
Granted! however your gambling scheme wasn't so epic and you lost double the amount.
I wish there wasn't need for money in the world.
Quote from: MikoChika on May 08, 2009, 10:45:06 PM
Granted! however your gambling scheme wasn't so epic and you lost double the amount.
I wish there wasn't need for money in the world.
Granted! but this happened because there's no more food or drinks to buy money with.
I wish I was out of debt.
Granted. Now you have no debt, and no Money.
I wish I could make it to Fanime this year.
Granted. But you get stuck in a line for 4 days waiting for something awesome....and it gets cancelled.
I wish I could get a $10,000 loan.
Granted. You have to pay 500% intrest.
I wish the Green Day was playing on a tour date that I could go to and that I actually went to it.
Granted. They are. You went. But before they came on stage you were staring at some hot chick who was making eyes at you. Her boyfriend came back from getting a beer and knocked you out. You missed the entire show.
I wish I could have anything I wanted.
Granted. You got what you wan't, but the FBI considered it stolen, now your inprisoned in Guantanamo Bay.
I wish I hadn't had an argument with other users in the forum.
Granted. You did not have arguements with other users. Instead you had arguements with admins...and now you're banned.
I wish for breakfast.
Quote from: Liquid on May 09, 2009, 12:06:02 PM
Granted. But you get stuck in a line for 4 days waiting for something awesome....and it gets cancelled.
Oooooh! Ultimate wish corruption! Everyone looses!
Quote from: LiquidI wish for breakfast.
Granted. But After you get it served, the phone rings, a tele-marketer keeps you busy for ten minutes, and your food gets cold.
I wish I didn't have to go into work today.
Granted. You get into a car wreck and end up in the hospital.
I wish I had more fun stuff to do.
granted. however you before quickly bored with that fun stuff, and have become bored once again.
I wish i didn't get heartburn drinking coffee in the morning.
Granted. Instead of heartburn, you get AIDs
I wish myspace didn't exist.
Granted. Myspace does not exist. Instead, there is a website called Tom'sSpace, that has the exact same function.
I wish my allergy pills were non-drowsy.
Granted! They instead keep you up at all hours of the night with heartburn.
I wish AIDs and cancer didn't exist.
Granted. The disease no longer exists because it has succeded in ridding the Earth of humanity.
I wish my laundry was already complete.
Granted! But unfortunately you got a pink shirt in your white clothes and now all your white clothes are pink.
I wish I can find a job soon
Granted. You succeed in "finding" a job, but the company does not want to hire you.
I wish it was Friday already.
Granted! It's Friday! The 29th. You missed Fanime
I wish I could finish my King Dedede prop.
You finish the prop, but you aren't allowed to bring it into Fanime because it looks too dangerous.
I wish for an apple pie.
Granted, It is the apple pie from the movie American Pie.
I wish bugs did not exist.
Quote from: Danger on May 14, 2009, 05:14:05 PM
I wish bugs did not exist.
Granted. Skin flakes now pile up in all locations of the world since the microscopic bugs that feed on them are now dead. Any animals that eat insects die. (Birds, frogs, rodents, etc.) Since bees are now dead no plants get pollinated, therefore all of those plants eventually die out. (Fruit trees, flowers, tons of other plants.) Any animals that made their living off of those plants or the small animals that have already become extinct, now also follow suit and die.
Any small insect-like creatures in the sea are now also dead. Any creatures that fed off of these are now dead...and so on down the chain until all sea life has been extinguished. Since there are no animals cleaning up the sea of dead carcasses and waste materials, the sea overflows with the stench of death and beaches are now inhabitable.
Since earthworms are also considered insects, there is now nothing to churn the earth's soil and keep it fresh for plant life. The dirt hardens after years of not being moved and eventually becomes too rough and packed to soak in enough water for a majority of plant life to grow. With this much plant life gone there is not enough photosynthesis to sustain humanity's oxygen needs. Much of our race dies off as the atmosphere is filled with the toxic gases we exhale all day. Because of this the ozone layer depletes drastically and the planet becomes one huge lifeless desert.
Can I leave work yet?
Quote from: Liquid on May 14, 2009, 05:57:20 PM
Granted. Skin flakes now pile up in all locations of the world since the microscopic bugs that feed on them are now dead. Any animals that eat insects die. (Birds, frogs, rodents, etc.) Since bees are now dead no plants get pollinated, therefore all of those plants eventually die out. (Fruit trees, flowers, tons of other plants.) Any animals that made their living off of those plants or the small animals that have already become extinct, now also follow suit and die.
Any small insect-like creatures in the sea are now also dead. Any creatures that fed off of these are now dead...and so on down the chain until all sea life has been extinguished. Since there are no animals cleaning up the sea of dead carcasses and waste materials, the sea overflows with the stench of death and beaches are now inhabitable.
Since earthworms are also considered insects, there is now nothing to churn the earth's soil and keep it fresh for plant life. The dirt hardens after years of not being moved and eventually becomes too rough and packed to soak in enough water for a majority of plant life to grow. With this much plant life gone there is not enough photosynthesis to sustain humanity's oxygen needs. Much of our race dies off as the atmosphere is filled with the toxic gases we exhale all day. Because of this the ozone layer depletes drastically and the planet becomes one huge lifeless desert.
Can I leave work yet?
I had to give you props on that one. XD
Granted! You were able to leave work...permanently. You got fired.
I wish I didn't have to write this essay.
Granted. You were in an accident and lost both of your hands so you can no longer write. However, someone else is there to write it for you, so you still have to think up the content of the essay.
I wish I had an awesome full course meal in front of me.
Quote from: narutofan17 on May 14, 2009, 07:21:02 PM
I had to give you props on that one. XD
Thanks. ;D I have been and always will be....the ultimate wish corrupter.
Granted! But come to find out that you were just day dreaming and all you have to eat is cup of noodles.
No wish?! Granted. Your life remains miserable. Forever.
I wish my paycheck would clear.
Granted! It cleared! In someone else's bank account
I wish I would get over my procrastination
Granted. You are over Procrastination....but he is not over you and leaves you a ton of scary emo voicemails.
I wish I could shapeshift.
Granted. However you can only take the forms of Julia Child, Sam Donaldson, Charlton Heston (the way he looks now), and the crazy guy who drinks out of your hose.
I wish for my own cult to worship me and provide for my every need.
Granted. But you and your cult drink some poisoned koolaid so that your spirits can ascend to a magical space ship that tails the Haley comet.
I wish for happiness.
Quote from: doriangray on May 15, 2009, 11:18:49 PM
Granted. However you can only take the forms of Julia Child, Sam Donaldson, Charlton Heston (the way he looks now), and the crazy guy who drinks out of your hose.
But....Charlton Heston is dead....
Quote from: Liquid on May 17, 2009, 09:42:46 AM
But....Charlton Heston is dead....
Hence, he wouldn't look good now, would he? ;D
Granted, you are now so content that you lose the ability to hunger, and starve in a haze of mirth.
I wish for a harem of fangirls.
Quote from: doriangray on May 18, 2009, 08:42:36 AM
I wish for a harem of fangirls.
Granted. They are all fat and ugly...and the majority of them are "traps."
I wish coffee didn't upset my stomach.
Granted! it gives you the runs instead.
I wish tomarrow was fanime!
Granted!! Tomorrow is fanime, and there are no events scheduled, and no one is there until Friday. You stand around bored and lonely. With no Pocci.
I wish I knew which days I should wear which cosplays. ???
Granted. You get stuck working and you miss the entire thing.
I wish Mega64 had a panel at Fanime this year
Quote from: Danger on May 19, 2009, 10:05:01 AM
I wish Mega64 had a panel at Fanime this year
Granted, but in your mad rush to make it to the panel on time you knock over some innocent little kids and get banned from the 2009 Fanime Con for reckless endangerment.
I wish hamburger was not fattening.
Granted. It is now made from soylent green. You become homeless and can no longer afford you. The government comes and takes you from your cardboard house and makes you into soylent green.
I wish Bon Jovi would come to my home and play a live show for me.
Granted. He comes to your home years after he retires. He is now old and has arthritis. He has lost his teeth and wears dentures. He can hardly play the guitar and his singing is terrible, way off key and he forgets the words to his own songs. He stinks like old man and he craps himself in front of you as he plays. Still, you try to enjoy it. I mean, its BON JOVI! He's a legend!!
After a few songs you try to to have a chat with him. He looks hungry though, so you go make sandwiches. Guacamole, turkey, mayo, the works! He rather enjoys your sandwich, but not long after... he passes out. His guards rush in and find that you fed Bon Jovi guacamole! HES ALLERGIC! WHAT KIND OF HALF ASSED FAN DOESNT KNOW THAT!
You get arrested, tried, and convicted of first degree murder.
I wish I had 5 million US dollars in my bank account.
Granted. Before you even have the knowledge that you have the money, you are arrested for embezzling and the money is transfered out of your account.
I wish spiders didn't find me so tastey.
Quote from: doriangray on May 19, 2009, 09:59:52 PM
I wish spiders didn't find me so tastey.
Granted. Spider now find you disgusting, but they still bite you anyways....because they hate you.
I wish stuff wasn't so exspensive.
Quote from: Liquid on May 20, 2009, 10:13:29 AM
Granted. Spider now find you disgusting, but they still bite you anyways....because they hate you.
I wish stuff wasn't so exspensive.
Granted! Now all stuff is cheap. But since everything is cheap everything was bought and now you have nothing. *buys your shoes for 5 cents* Thanks!
I wish I didn't have this final in 15 minutes.
Granted. You don't have finals because you dropped out of college to pursue your dreams of becoming a professional bum fighter.
I wish I didn't have so much to do tonight.
Quote from: Liquid on May 20, 2009, 01:17:02 PM
I wish I didn't have so much to do tonight.
Granted. You now have nothing to do tonight because you aren't going to Fanime and therefore don't have to prep.
I wish my SO's hair dye job comes out right.
Granted! However the coloring only lasts til your next shower.
I wish I knew what i wanted to buy at fanime.
Granted, but all of the vendors will be out of stock of what you want.
I wish for my own island nation dictatorship.
Granted! But you were overthrown by the American government.
I wish I as done with this stupid final.
Quote from: narutofan17 on May 20, 2009, 08:58:44 PM
I wish I was done with this stupid final.
Granted...but you were so worried and excited about Fanime that missed\skipped a bubble on the scantron test and thus filled out the rest of the entire answersheet in the wrong bubbles. You failed.
I wish for cool weather in San Jose this weekend.
Granted. It's so cold it starts snowing, and all the people in San Jose forget how to drive because they have never seen white stuff fall from the sky before.
I wish I had more muscletone.
Quote from: doriangray on May 21, 2009, 07:13:33 PM
I wish I had more muscletone.
Granted. Your muscles now have a tone to them. The tone is Tenor.
I wish that my feet didn't still hurt from 5 days of constant walking, lol.
Quote from: Liquid on May 27, 2009, 03:34:20 PM
I wish that my feet didn't still hurt from 5 days of constant walking, lol.
Granted. Instead of your feet hurting, you can't stop vomiting from the fanboys who didn't shower all weekend.
You forgot to post your wish.
I wish they held two FanimeCons a year, one for Summer and the other for Winter.
Granted. Having two Fanimes a year causes you to go broke.
I wish I had posted a wish two posts ago. ;D
Quote from: doriangray on May 28, 2009, 03:36:07 PM
I wish I had posted a wish two posts ago. ;D
Granted, but your wish got so corrupted that you just decided to edit it out again.
I wish it was payday.
Granted, but now that you've skipped the other days, you get a pink slip with your paycheck.
I wish I wasn't bored.
Granted, but you had so much to do to fill your spare time that you died from exhaustion.
I wish I was a Pokemon Master.
Granted. You now have to face sexual harrassment by Brock.
I wish I had a singing voice.
Granted. You now have the singing voice of a retarded chimpazee with Strep throat.
I wish for eternal life.
Granted. You are now Dorian Gray, with everything that comes along with being me. ;D
I wish for attention.
Quote from: doriangray on May 29, 2009, 04:07:41 PM
I wish for attention.
Granted. Your dad now beats you, constantly.
I wish for good luck in all things.
Did I just win? :D
Quote from: Liquid on May 29, 2009, 05:59:12 PM
I wish for good luck in all things.
Granted. All things are now lucky, except for you.
I wish it was the holiday 4-20!
Granted, but you were too stoned to realize it, so you went to work, and got fired.
I wish Smallville wasn't moving to Friday nights.
Quote from: doriangray on June 05, 2009, 10:36:49 PM
I wish Smallville wasn't moving to Friday nights.
Granted. Smallville just got cancelled.
I wish my wishes couldn't get corrupted.
Granted. You just lost the ability to wish for anything.
I wish I had better friends.
Granted. All your friends are nolonger humans but forest critters instead.
I wish for peace and prosperity throughout the world.
Quote from: DentyneIce408 on June 06, 2009, 12:28:49 PM
I wish for peace and prosperity throughout the world.
Granted. A plague kills off the human race. The world is now peaceful and free to prosper uninterupted.
I wish for awesome and high quality free food for the rest of my life.
Quote from: Liquid on June 06, 2009, 02:06:51 PM
I wish for awesome and high quality free food for the rest of my life.
Granted. You're allergic to it and you break out in hives. You die a slow, agonizing death of brain damage from asphxyation, then starve.
I wish for everyone elses' wishes to come true.
Quote from: doriangray on June 06, 2009, 10:30:56 PM
I wish for everyone elses' wishes to come true.
Granted, but one of the guys was a little nutso and wished for the universe to not exist. Now there is nothing. :-\
I wish for less drama.
Quote from: Liquid on June 07, 2009, 11:18:54 AM
I wish for less drama.
Granted. You now have no friends to make drama.
I wish for bountiful charisma and performance talent.
Granted. You now work in a Gentlemen's Club in Las Vegas.
I wish for this thread to die. ;D
Granted, but then someone necro'd it, and its a zombeh thread.
i wish i had more hours at work.
Quote from: Runewitt on June 07, 2009, 10:37:47 PM
i wish i had more hours at work.
Granted, but you work salary, so working more doesn't help out your paycheck.
I wish that there was no more world hunger.
Granted. All the Starving people died. :'(
I wish I had a sandwich.
Granted. You only get a sandwich with only mayo.
I wish all corrupted wishes have the oppisite effect! ;D
Quote from: DentyneIce408 on June 10, 2009, 09:35:17 AM
I wish all corrupted wishes have the oppisite effect! ;D
Granted. All corrupted wishes now have been "Ungranted" since that is the opposite of "Granted" corrupted wishes. The world is now a better place without corrupted wishes, but you won't get to see it because you die of the plague.
I wish for $5 million in legal cash in my bank account, uncorrupted.
Granted, but you still have to pay taxes on it.
I wish 4Kids would just go away.
Quote from: G.I.R on June 10, 2009, 02:20:11 PM
I wish 4Kids would just go away.
Granted. 4Kids goes away....to Japan. They start a movement to ruin and kidify all anime from the start, instead of just ruining it after it's left Japan. As a first call of order they ruin Naruto.
Now there are no longer people fighting and dying. Instead, everyone uses Ninja Cards to battle it out in a duel. The cards summon cute animals like kittens and unicorns. The object is to cute the other animal unconscience.
Due to this change all Naruto fans simultaniously slit their wrists. 4Kids then moves on to another anime...like a parasite leaving its dead host.
I wish I didn't have to pay taxes.
Quote from: Liquid on June 10, 2009, 02:29:45 PM
I wish I didn't have to pay taxes.
Granted. You die a horrible slow death and now don't get taxed.
I wish I was a better Magic player.
Quote from: doriangray on June 10, 2009, 10:18:21 PM
I wish I was a better Magic player.
Granted....but everyone else moves on to Pokeman cards, so you are left alone with your Magic.
I wish I was famous.
Granted, but it's because you were bludgoned nearly to death by a thin man wearing a gingham dress and combat boots.
No wish. =(
I wish I had an In and Out burger...
Quote from: chococlatte on June 11, 2009, 01:05:26 PM
I wish I had an In and Out burger...
Granted. You eat a greesy burger and you get diaherra. Therefore it immediately goes In and Out of you.
I wish I had a private chef.
You get a private chief instead
I wish for a new dvd player
Quote from: Barnes on June 11, 2009, 01:17:51 PM
I wish for a new dvd player.
Granted. You get a new DVD that knows how to mack on girls.
I wish for peanut butter jelly time.
Granted. You get it 24/7, and it gets old really quick.
I wish I had an iPod touch.
Quote from: G.I.R on June 11, 2009, 01:37:27 PM
I wish I had an iPod touch.
Granted. An iPod touches you. You feel molested and violated. Eventually you seek counseling, but you are never the same inside.
I wish Santa Claus was real.
Granted, but now you're erased off his list for knowing about his existence.
I wish that highschool will be good to me socially and academically when I start this year.
Quote from: Knucker on June 11, 2009, 05:21:47 PM
I wish that highschool will be good to me socially and academically when I start this year.
Granted. The highschool itself planned to be exceptionally good to you socialy and academically, but before you began your first day of the year you slipped on your front porch and hit your head. You will be in a coma for about 12 months. You will be held back a year in school and when you finally do get back it will be socially and academically devastating to have been out an entire year. :-\
I wish for happiness.
@liquid your grantings are hilarious. I can't stop laughing. ROFLMAO :D
Quote from: DentyneIce408 on June 11, 2009, 07:15:12 PM
@liquid your grantings are hilarious. I can't stop laughing. ROFLMAO :D
LOL. How do you think I feel? Hur hur. c:
Quote from: Liquid on June 11, 2009, 06:05:32 PM
I wish for happiness.
Granted. All the people that despise you in the world get more opportunities to torture you, granting them the happiness that you wished for.
I wish for a brand-new, pristine Ipod Nano legally in my possession.
Quote from: DentyneIce408 on June 11, 2009, 07:15:12 PM
@liquid your grantings are hilarious. I can't stop laughing. ROFLMAO :D
Hahaha, I love doing these. I think this is my favorite topic in the forums. :D
Quote from: doriangray on June 11, 2009, 08:10:59 PM
I wish for a brand-new, pristine Ipod Nano legally in my possession.
Granted. You now have a pristine iPod Nano legally in your possession. Honestly though, what good is having an iPod if you're def? Doriangray has lost his hearing. :(
I wish I knew an easy and quick way to convert my entire anime library to MP4 format.
Quote from: Liquid on June 12, 2009, 10:08:27 AM
Quote from: doriangray on June 11, 2009, 08:10:59 PM
I wish for a brand-new, pristine Ipod Nano legally in my possession.
Granted. You now have a pristine iPod Nano legally in your possession. Honestly though, what good is having an iPod if you're def? Doriangray has lost his hearing. :(
I wish I knew an easy and quick way to convert my entire anime library to MP4 format.
Wut? I didn't quite hear that wish cuz I've gone def.... Granted... your tires and your lying berries have been converted to empty floormats... whatever that means.
I wish for mad skillz at Ultimate Frizbee.
Quote from: doriangray on June 12, 2009, 10:22:07 AM
I wish for mad skillz at Ultimate Frizbee.
Granted. You now have mad skillz at Ultimate Frizbee. However, nobody can figure out why you are quite so mad in the first place. :-\
I wish Rude wasn't corrupted into attacking Ippo. :D
Granted, but now he's hell-bent on attacking you, tomorrow night, about an hour after you fall asleep you will be awakened by a shadow falling across your bed. When you open your eyes you will see Rude, wearing a hockey mask and holding a katana at your throat, he'll bend down close to your ear and whisper something of dire importance. his message? "i lost the game."
he will then disembowl you.
i wish i had a better internet connection.
Quote from: Runewitt on June 13, 2009, 02:43:47 AM
Granted, but now he's hell-bent on attacking you, tomorrow night, about an hour after you fall asleep you will be awakened by a shadow falling across your bed. When you open your eyes you will see Rude, wearing a hockey mask and holding a katana at your throat, he'll bend down close to your ear and whisper something of dire importance. his message? "i lost the game."
he will then disembowl you.
Wow, Rude is scary. :'(
Quote from: Runewitt on June 13, 2009, 02:43:47 AM
i wish i had a better internet connection.
Granted. Your internet connection is now better then before. But it is only better by such a small amount that the change is scarcely even noticable. :-\
I wish for sleep.
Granted, you are now asleep, permanently, because you were disemboweled due to previous wish.
I wish I had telekinesis.
Granted. You can now telekinetically manipulate objects, but only while holding them in your hands, the power fading immediately upon losing contact. In addition, your telekinesis can only lift about a gram of matter. Congrats on your um... cool power there...
I wish I knew all human languages.
Granted, but you are mute and have recently lost your hands in an elf-dwarf battle. your amazing ability has been rendered useless.
i wish my bedroom was twice as large as it is now.
Granted, but now you have to share it with eight children ages 3-15.
I wish Rock Band: Beatles was going to be compatable with the other Rock Band games (not just the instruments). :(
Granted. Rock Band makes plans to make Rock Band: Beatles compatible with the other games.....but then Yoko Ono gets mad and breaks up Harmonix. The game will now never be released.
I wish all members of Queen were alive and that they were still together, making new music, and touring.
Granted, but they've been playing for so long that they've all gone deaf and their music sounds like sick cats having an orgy inside an industrial dryer thats been set to "towels", and they dont believe when anyone tells them they suck now, because they're all deaf.
i wish my manager would schedule me full time.
Quote from: Runewitt on June 16, 2009, 12:09:50 AM
Granted, but they've been playing for so long that they've all gone deaf and their music sounds like sick cats having an orgy inside an industrial dryer thats been set to "towels", and they dont believe when anyone tells them they suck now, because they're all deaf.
Awesome! Thanks! ;D *Would still listen to them*
Quote from: Runewitt on June 16, 2009, 12:09:50 AM
i wish my manager would schedule me full time.
Granted. You are now scheduled for full time, but with no change in your current pay. Your paychecks are still the same size as before.
I wish for a DVD library of every anime in existance.
You receive scratchy vhs' instead
I wish for a college degree
Granted. Degree releases a new "College" deodorant just for Barnes.
I wish for a hardy breakfast.
Granted. You are flying over Maine and your plane crashes, you survive but you must resort to canabalism before rescue crews arrive. Tomorrow's breakfast is Frank and Joe Hardy.
i wish i didnt have to work tomorrow.
Quote from: Runewitt on June 18, 2009, 12:21:49 AM
Granted. You are flying over Maine and your plane crashes, you survive but you must resort to canabalism before rescue crews arrive. Tomorrow's breakfast is Frank and Joe Hardy.
Lol! Good one. :D
Quote from: Runewitt on June 18, 2009, 12:21:49 AM
i wish i didnt have to work tomorrow.
Granted. You come down with the Swine Flu and you are allowed to not work tomorrow.
I wish I could find a US $100 bill in my pocket, each time I reached down into it.
Quote from: Liquid on June 18, 2009, 09:55:54 AM
I wish I could find a US $100 bill in my pocket, each time I reached down into it.
Granted. You now have alzheimers, and you get the happiness of rediscovering the same $100 bill in your pocket all the time.
Wishin I wasn't this bored.
Quote from: doriangray on June 19, 2009, 09:26:33 PM
Wishin I wasn't this bored.
granted someone has slipped you a ton of drugs and you will never be bored again
Quote from: destranacion on June 21, 2009, 05:33:16 AM
Quote from: doriangray on June 19, 2009, 09:26:33 PM
Wishin I wasn't this bored.
granted someone has slipped you a ton of drugs and you will never be bored again
No wish? Fine. I get to corrupt something of my choice. *Insert maniacal laughter here*
Your faith and beliefs suddenly change as you have a severe drug induced epiphany. You shave your head and become one of the crazy protestors at next year's Fanime.
I wish I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala.
Granted, but unfortunately it was all just a dream.
I wish more people would play this game again.
Quote from: DentyneIce408 on August 11, 2009, 02:12:42 PM
Granted, but unfortunately it was all just a dream.
I wish more people would play this game again.
granted, but they're playing on a different forum, and it has no affect here. also, they think they're the first to think of it and when they hear about this thread, they chase us all down and try to kill us. you dont survive.
i wish the managment would make up their minds about the maintenance thing.
Quote from: Runewitt on August 12, 2009, 11:38:41 PM
I wish the managment would make up their minds about the maintenance thing.
Granted. They make up their minds, but no action is taken.
I wish I had the power to turn invisible and walk through walls at will.
Granted, but you dont have the ability to return to normal and you're listed as a missing person.
i wish my face wouldnt hurt as much.
Granted. You die of an infection. Strangely, you now do not feel pain anymore.
I wish for a bank account with a billion dollars in it.
granted, and you will be struck by lightning every time you withdrawal.
i think i spelled that wrong...
i wish i never spelled things wrong EVAR
Granted, you never again make a spelling error. However, you are doomed to constantly make terrible grammar and punctuation errors.
I wish I had more time in my days.
granted. you get to pull a "groundhog day" and live today over and over again until you do everything right.
Your nothing has been granted!
I wish all foods were healthy foods.
granted, and now there is only cauliflower.
forgot to ask a question last time, sorry!
I wish shakespeare was still alive...
Granted, and his modern day life is a tragedy!
I wish I had a flying car.
denied!!!!!
I wish college didn't cost so much.
Granted. College is now cheap, but now it is also useless because you don't get books and you don't have teachers.
I wish for a private jet.
granted. you will develop an intense fear of heights.
I with I had more scotch tape
Granted! You get a magic scotch tape that represents your life. Without knowing the consequences of using the tape, you finished it up. You soon find yourself fainting and as you lay on the ground you closed your eyes and slept eternally towards doom.
I wish that everytime a Solar Eclipse happens people gain super powers!
Granted! Each time a solar eclipse happens people will get super powers. But, since this only happens during a solar eclipse and solar eclipses are very rare, it really has no impact on the world as a whole. (All the people who were flying when the solar eclipse lifted fell to their doom. Those people who were currently walking through walls were phased into the walls and died. The invisible people were found in public places very naked and very embarassed.)
I wish that I had six pack abs, but I didn't have to do anything to keep it that way forever.
Quote from: Liquid on August 24, 2009, 12:03:25 PM
I wish that I had six pack abs, but I didn't have to do anything to keep it that way forever.
Granted. You get six pack abs and then turn into a statue that lasts forever.
I wish that I could freeze and unfreeze time at will.
Granted, But now your have become Ultimecia..........wait, how is that corrupt?
Granted but it is very much corrupt
I wish I could see Gail again. *sigh* :-\
Granted. You are given a photo of Gail. :-\
I wish I was rich like Bruce Wayne.
Granted. You also lose all your social skills and become extremely socially awkward.
I wish my hair was naturally red so I wouln't have to keep dying it.
Granted. Your hair is naturally red and the paparazzi mistaken you for Alyson Hannigan. You are forever bothered by the paparazzi. =P
I wish someone made an Interstate bridge that connects San Francisco and Hawaii with gasoline stations and snack shops every 30 miles; And the bridge can both float and is indestructible.
QuoteI wish someone made an Interstate bridge that connects San Francisco and Hawaii with gasoline stations and snack shops every 30 miles; And the bridge can both float and is indestructible.
Granted. Although, I am unsure why gas stations would be required on a "Walking Only" bridge? Whatever.
I wish I was an awesome superhero.
Granted, you can now fly 3 feet high and have the word "Awesome" tattooed in you're back.
I wish my grades would go up.
granted. but your transcripts must now all be signed by the president by hand.
I wish stir fry didn't take so much d@mn preparation.
Granted. Stir fry now comes in microwavable pouches!
I wish that I had the ability to never forget anything.
granted. now you can never forget the horrible secks you had with that really ugly girl.
I wish my bruises would go away.
Granted. They instead turn into itchy burning rashes. :-X
I wish my bad knee wasn't hurting right now.
granted! I'll give it a kiss!
I wish my friend hadn't lost my LOTR game for my gameboy advance...
Granted! It was instead melted in a fire when their house burned down.
I wish that I could be a morning person.
Quote from: michiko nakano on September 22, 2009, 01:18:58 PM
granted! I'll give it a kiss!
That is not a corruption! :P
^ neither is stir fry in microwaveable pouches!
granted. now you can't stay awake past seven p.m.
Quote from: michiko nakano on September 22, 2009, 01:37:03 PM
^ neither is stir fry in microwaveable pouches!
But mircowavable food usually isn't as tasty! <.<;
granted! But she has hair all over her body and just goes limp and stares at you during!
^actually those little pot pies are kindof amazing
Quote from: michiko nakano on September 22, 2009, 01:45:12 PM
granted! But she has hair all over her body and just goes limp and stares at you during!
Nothing that a shave, some eletricity, and a blindfold can't fix.
I wish that there wasn't traffic on the freeway every day.
granted. but your car's transmission is cracked and your engine won't turn.
Quote from: michiko nakano on September 22, 2009, 01:49:14 PM
granted. but your car's transmission is cracked and your engine won't turn.
oops, forgot to wish something. I wish i had strawberry ice cream!
Granted, but some girl with bruises kissed it...and some guy with a bad knee stuck it in the microwave.
I wish work was over already.
denied! unfortunately i can't control space and time.
I wish i could control space and time.
Granted! Here is a new game just released by Capcom! *Hands you a copy of Space and Time.*
I wish that I had my own private office.
granted. now you can be plagued by office gnomes!
I wish my rib would pop back into place.
Granted! The rib you pulled from the rack of ribs at the BBQ pops magically back onto the rack. All of the attendees are shocked and a little confused.
I wish that I could transform regular rocks into gold.
granted! everything you touch turns into gold.
I wish I hadn't gotten that speeding ticket...
Granted! *Goes back in time and turns your car into gold so that it cannot be driven*
I wish humans were not so fragile.
granted! now they never die and the world becomes overpopulated.
I wish my dishwasher worked.
Granted! Your dishwasher now washes dishes perfectly. However, the door is fused shut.
I wish for a get rich quick scheme that works.
Granted, but then someone schemed you out of your money
I wish I had a belt that transformed me into a motor-bike riding hero
Granted! But when you hit to button to transform it, it rips you apart at the waist.
I wish coffee didn't have an adverse effect on my stomach.
Granted. You now get headaches and lack of sleep.
I wish paranormal activities happened during the night of Halloween.
Granted. Aliens enter your room and probe you.
I wish I could bring friends back from the dead.
Granted. Your friends came back to life only for a day. They tell you, "Even though we're physically gone, we'll always be in your heart. And on the clouds we'll watch and pray for your safety and happiness."
I wish I could live my life without regret.
Granted. You are now a vegetable.
I wish I was invulnerable to anything harmful.
Granted, you are now dead.
I wish I could speak every language on the planet.
Granted. You have the knowledge to speak every language on the planet, but that planet is Mars....and Mars has no known language.
I wish to win the biggest lotto jackpot in history.
Granted. However, the money you win is play money not real money.
I wish I could be a secret agent spy.
Granted. You get the game GoldenEye 007, this way you are a secret agent spy within the game.
I wish all animals on planet Earth can speak English, but isn't as intelligent as human beings.
Granted! You get to see talking animals on the Backyardigans
I wish I could use the byakugan.
Granted! You can use the Byakugan on the new Naruto video game that just came out.
I wish my job paid me four times the salary I get now.
Granted! You get layed off a week later.
I wish I spoke more Spanish so I can understand my co-workers.
Granted! you find out that they have been talking behind your back for years
i wish for an awsome hat!
Granted! However, the wind constantly blows it off your head.
I wish for no stress during the holiday season.
granted. there are no longer any holiday seasons.
I wish I didn't like soda.
Granted. Instead, you really enjoy the yummy taste of carbonated pigs lard, now with more pig!
I wish I could afford to not work, yet still play video games like Modern Warfare 2 on a fulltime basis.
granted! you never get laid again though.
I wish I could get priority registration for my classes again...
Quote from: michiko nakano on November 18, 2009, 09:15:37 AM
granted! you never get laid again though.
Ouch! That's not fair....
Quote from: michiko nakano on November 18, 2009, 09:15:37 AM
I wish I could get priority registration for my classes again...
Granted! But all the funding for your tuition and books has been pulled.
I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and not gain weight or be at risk for developing a heart condition.
granted, but you'll choke the next time you go out to eat. you wont survive because the waiter tries the hind-lick maneuver.
i wish i had a full time job that paid well, had good benefits, tenure and was something i actually enjoyed doing.
Granted! You have suddenly developed a love for collecting bottles and cans all day long. It's a full time job, but since you know all the good spots it actually pays well. You do it so much, you decided to live on the streets! A big benefit of this job is you are cleaning the environment! On top of that you gain tenure as the greenest citizen of your city! Nobody really knows why you love doing what you do so much. But truth be told; you spend all your money on drugs....and the drugs are what keep you very happy. ;D
I wish that I could live a long fullfilling and happy life, void of drama.
Granted! You now are now a talking tree who lives in the forest with hundreds of trees to talk to and away from humans or wars.
I wish I was a talking fish living in the sea.
granted. oh no! you were caught by a native Brazillian boy who was fishing the Amazon River! It's unfortunate that you were killed. What's even more unfortunate is that you're not going to do that little boy any good. See, all he eats is fish and nuts. That's all protein. What he's missing out on is his vitamins and minerals. Because of the fact that he's not getting all the B-vitamins that he needs, he's going to get all sorts of unfortunate diseases. Unfortunately.
I wish that i was free to hang out with my poi boy whenever I wanted :) Hi, Kevin!!
Granted! You are free to hang out with your poi buy whenever you want. However, people consider you crazy for wanting to always hangout with a type of sandwich....and they think you are even crazier for naming it Kevin. You are committed to a mental institution, with your sandwich.
I wish I was a zillionaire.
Granted, for your imaginary number, you are given imaginary money.
I wish I had my suit of armor complete and properly sized.
Granted. Your suit of armor is completed and properly sized. However, before Fanime you develop an abnormal gland syndrome and gain 80 pounds. You can't resize it in time.
I wish that console gaming was not killing PC gaming.
Granted. Console gaming is no longer popular due to RROD and system malfunctions. Even though console gaming is gone, people migrated to playing handheld and board games thus still killing PC gaming.
I wish I had a wonderwall too.
Granted! A wall has been put right in the middle of your room. Everyone wonders why it is there.
I wish I could afford all the expensive toys I wanted.
granted! someone gives you a gift certificate to the nearest adult entertainment store! Now you can get that big, purple sparkly
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that you've always wondered if it would really fit all the way into your
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and still feel good!!!
i wish i didn't get sleepy from the triptophan (or however you spell it) in turkeys so easily...
Granted! Turkey is now caffeinated! (Woot!)
I wish my boss wasn't so strict on tardies.
Granted, your boss becomes lenient with the mentally handicapped, and berates you for showing up late again.
I wish I could master all types of sword-fighting.
Granted! But shortly afterwards you decide to put your skills to the test as a crime fighter, and well.....you get shot and die.
I wish life was more fun.
Granted! You now have the song FUN stuck to your head whenever you take a step.
I wish Liquid was online more often.:(
Granted, but now you have to pay for ALL of Liquid's bills.
I wish it would snow in San Jose.
Granted, but it would snow so much that you can't get out of the house to enjoy it.
I wish the US economy would get better soon.
Granted....but it's a slow process, so you're going to have to wait.
I wish I was the master of time and space.
Granted... But The Doctor and his time/space traveling callbox always arrive in time to ruin you plans.
I wish there was a worldwide anime appreciation day.
Granted. Only you're dead before you get to enjoy such a day.
I wish I could sew better.
Granted. You have been given a snazzy needlepoint kit with a walkthrough on how to sew the word "Better" onto a piece of cloth. However, you ended up spelling it wrong. :-\
I wish the power didn't go out this morning and turn off my Wii before I had a chance to save my game on the new Mario. :-X
Granted! Instead Something funky happened to your Wii during that power outage, and now your eject button doesn't work. You will forever play Mario!!
I wish I hadn't signed up for that morning class.
Granted! Instead you signed up for the midnight class!
I wish that I was immortal.
granted. but all of your friends and family instantly die. :-[
I wish i had a cookie.
Granted! I made you a cookie, but I eated it. =(
I wish that I did not always feel so drained of energy as of late.
Granted! You won't feel drained of energy when it's late instead you will be drained of energy when it's early.
I wish I didn't have to do so many errands.
Grant! But unfortuantly one of the errands you had to run was to pay your rent and you didn't get around to that and got kicked out of your place.
I wish I wasn't in this meeting
Granted! You aren't in that meeting but you are now in a more boring meeting.
I wish I owned a condo.
Granted! You are now the owner of a Condor!
I wish that I was a billionaire.
Granted! You're a billionare but you blow all the cash on Super Lotto tickets.
I wish I had a Pokemon.
You inherited Ash's Charizard...and it's disobedient to you too
I wish I was an Olympic athlete that won gold
Granted! But you were later disgraced and your medal was taken from you after it was discovered that you were using performance enhancing drugs.
I wish all foods were healthy.
granted - but you have to go poo every 5 minutes.
I wish i wasnt sick at work.
Granted! You are sick at the hospital!
I wish I did not feel so tired.
granted - you have the energy... to make 400 BABIES!!!
I wish i had a twinkie.
Granted! But you have to babysit 400 babies for it. :D
I wish I didn't have to work for my money.
Welcome to welfare!
I wish I had a better desktop computer
Granted, but it soon breaks after being over run with the previous 400 babies.
I wish I could sew better.
Quote from: Liquid on January 19, 2010, 12:10:22 PM
Granted. You have been given a snazzy needlepoint kit with a walkthrough on how to sew the word "Better" onto a piece of cloth. However, you ended up spelling it wrong. :-\
I wish I had all the same powers that Superman has, but without the weaknesses.
granted... but your powers are only good in the fortress of solitude.
I wish i could stay the same age of "25" forever. :D
Granted! Your age never exceeds 25. You are doomed to repeat the same day over and over again. This day? Groundhog Day! Where you spent it? In jail. =( Turns out you were arrested the night before for partying too hard with your 25 year old buddies. You were the only one to get caught. Why? Because it was your house!
I wish that I could fly.
Granted but you're tied to the ground.
I wish I had some chocolate.
Granted, but you can't eat it because you are allergic.
I wish work was fun.
Granted! You will now find normal work fun.
I wish I could make people disappear
Granted, you have now disappeared with all the other people.
I wish for more funding for my tabletop gaming habits.
Granted! You will get more funds but you will lose it all when playing.
I wish I had another wish.
Granted! You are now in a time loop that makes you go back to the point where you make your first wish.
I wish I didn't have a sore throat.
granted, but now your hands are sore instead.
i wish that the nights were longer.
Granted, but you must now spend every one of those long nights listening to Yoko Ono.
I wish canned doubleshot expressos tasted better.
granted, but now they are seven dollars each.
i wish i could find money lying around
Granted! The money forms a trail to a dirty old man.
I wish for a brick of the next set of Heroclix.
granted! but the order is sabotaged in the shipping process by someone who sells it to your arch nemesis.
i wish the government would stop hiding the cures for cancer
Granted, Ladies and Gentlemen of the U.S. government expose the information on the cures for cancer or else N.E.R.V. will launch 4th impact.
I wish I was working for ESPN.
Granted. You now have to be in the same room with the other commentators for hours on end. O.o
I wish for another post so that I may corrupt their wish.
Quote from: doriangray on April 05, 2010, 11:40:08 PM
Granted. You now have to be in the same room with the other commentators for hours on end. O.o
I wish for another post so that I may corrupt their wish.
you corrupt my wishes without even trying.
Quote from: michiko nakano on April 07, 2010, 12:06:02 AM
Quote from: doriangray on April 05, 2010, 11:40:08 PM
Granted. You now have to be in the same room with the other commentators for hours on end. O.o
I wish for another post so that I may corrupt their wish.
you corrupt my wishes without even trying.
Clever. Isn't it ironic? Dontcha think?
I wish for more applicants for my fangirl harem.
granted, but they are all homocidal maniacs and kill you because you flirt with other girls.
i wish my birthday was closer :3
Quote from: michiko nakano on April 07, 2010, 10:38:30 AM
granted, but they are all homocidal maniacs and kill you because you flirt with other girls.
i wish my birthday was closer :3
granted, it is the day after your birthday
I wish my fight was as funky strong as Michael Jacksons
granted, but now you also have a fake nose and must sleep with oxygen and an i.v.
i wish my handwriting were pretty
Quote from: michiko nakano on April 07, 2010, 12:07:27 PM
granted, but now you also have a fake nose and must sleep with oxygen and an i.v.
i wish my handwriting were pretty
granted, but now you have old thyme calligraphy handwriting and it takes you at least 15 minutes to write out one word
I wish I had a chicken wing franchise
Granted, You are the new supervisor of Buffalo Wild Wings.
I wish that video game companies will never ever create Yaoi dating sims.
granted, but now ALL cut scenes have some form of yaoi in them.
i wish that my computer had more ram
Sure, but now you have ZERO internet access. Sorry.
I wish my cosplay was done...
Quote from: hikarihoshi28 on April 07, 2010, 10:14:20 PM
Sure, but now you have ZERO internet access. Sorry.
I wish my cosplay was done...
granted, but its the wrong color variation
I wish I had a delicious pizza
Granted. It is delicious, but it gives you food poisoning and you have to spend six hours getting your stomach pumped.
I wish for a good ______.
granted, but the purple sparkly ones were out of stock, and the only other cute ones were waaaaay too big for your liking. so you had to settle with the little ones that slip onto your finger.
i wish there were five days until fanime
Granted. However your hotel stay is still booked for 48 days from now, so you are vagrant for all of the convention.
I wish we get the phone call today to say that my wife's cosplay commission is done.
Quote from: doriangray on April 08, 2010, 10:41:30 AM
Granted. However your hotel stay is still booked for 48 days from now, so you are vagrant for all of the convention.
I wish we get the phone call today to say that my wife's cosplay commission is done.
forty nine days
I wish the previous poster had left a wish.
denied!
i wish i had aim
Granted! However you accidentally download AIM lite.
Wish you had yahoo chat or MSN messenger.
granted only i have to reinstall msn messenger since i accidentely uninstalled it. hang on~
i wish my computer was fast
Granted, but since you're reinstalling MSN you're slow again.
Wish I had even more chocolate.
Granted, but its pepper flavored chocolate.
I wish I had a comfortable chair.
Granted. You now have the most comfortable electric chair ever.
I wish my laptop wasn't misbehaving today.
Granted, today it will behave, tomorrow is a different story.
I wish I could read Binary code
Granted. You can now no longer read this forum.
I wish for more elf-featured anime.
Granted, but you develop a phobia for all things with pointy ears.
I wish my computer was faster.
Granted. It grows legs and runs away from you.
I wish I had more sleep.
granted, but if you go to sleep you will wake up without your dorian gray powers and start to get wrinkles and evil frown lines from all the hearts you've broken.
i wish i could finish this giant cookie without getting a tummy ache
Granted. It chips your tooth instead.
I wish all of those hearts weren't broken. :(
Granted! They are now not broken but hurt instead
I wish I was an awesome chef like Mung Daal in Chowder
Granted, but you are forced to wear an apron and cool chef hat made of highly flammable materials soaked in thermite.
I wish water wasn't so wet.
Granted. Have fun with your oil-based showers.
I wish that both Green Arrow chase figures will be in the brick of Heroclix I buy on Wednesday.
Granted, but it will only be available on Wednesday, February 29th.
I wish I was ambidextrous.
Granted. You are now ambidextrous....in the feet. Both of your feet can now do any task that a normal primary foot could do. Like... walk...and kick stuff..... congrats.
I wish I got rewarded or acknowledged for hard work on the job.
Granted, your hard work as an evil villain has been acknowledged by Batman.
<insert comic book action sound here>
<and here>
<and here>
I wish that average was normal.
Average is already normal, although typically normal is in the eye of the beholder. So.....your wish is granted....and I didn't even have to twitch my nose. Awesome.
I wish I could wave a wand and make all the stupid people in the world die or not be stupid...but I'm really leaning towards the first option. ::) (By stupid, I mean ignorant people who believe lies they are fed and tend to travel in mobs.....cause dumb people like to flock together.)
Granted! You're dead, and this section just turned into a Death Note. You still get a magic wand that glows--magically.
I wish my toilet flushes the other way.
Granted. The waste and water now flows OUT of your toilet. Dunno why you'd ever wish that though.......
I wish that all foods were healthy without having to compromise the quality of taste.
Quote from: Liquid on April 13, 2010, 12:35:35 AM
Granted. The waste and water now flows OUT of your toilet. Dunno why you'd ever wish that though.......
I wish that all foods were healthy without having to compromise the quality of taste.
Granted, Everything is now uber healthy but tastes and smells like Durian
I wish I could fly high in the sky
Granted! You can fly with your untrained dragon.
I wish I had my Fanime cosplay finished
Granted. Your Sailor Mercury cosplay is now finished sir.
I wish my tummy would stop hurting.
Granted. The cause of the pain has now moved to your lower intestine.
I wish that I did not require sleep.
Granted! All your vital organs and eyes are placed in a big man-shaped jar. You'll never have to feel tired again!
I wish I had an octo-Luka.
Granted. You once had an octo-Luka. However, you don't know what happened to it.
I wish I got paid $200 dollars an hour.
Granted. You've acquired that $200/hour thought embezzling and the FBI and Dateline NBC are now parked on your lawn.
I wish for a glazed donut.
Granted. Your glazed donut just came out of the kiln and is as hard as a rock.
I wish I'd win the lottery.
Granted. You will win the lottery and have an immediate heart attack.
Wish I knew which strategy to use on Sunday's game.
Granted. However, you can't play and whenever you explain it, it sounds like jibberish.
I wish my videos would convert faster!
granted they are now done in mp3 format
I wish it was may already
Granted, it is now may day and you are plummeting at 80 miles per hour into the earth in an F-16.
I wish my nose wasn't bleeding.
Granted. You stop bleeding after bleeding out and are left a cold husk on the floor.
I wish for the last five posts to have their wishes re-corrupted.
Granted! They are all now corrupted along with yours!
I wish I had the Sharingan
Granted! You are now known as "Sasukeuchiha92 Sharing-an eye."
I wish I had a Persacom.
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I wish I was magical.
Poof! You're a straight-to-video Disney film!
I wish the next poster would wish for a snow cone!
I wish that c2chaos would buy me a snowcone!
Granted, he has bought himself a sandwich.
I wish for a cupcake.
Granted. You get a cake made of cups!
I wish I had a maid.
Granted! You now have a maid who does nothing.
I wish I Fanime would come quicker
OMG! It came everywhere!
I wish I could watch some Inspector Gadget cartoons.
Granted! You can watch them but that doesn't mean you will watch them.
I wish I had a pet monkey
Granted, but it's dead. I'm sorry MONKEY! (T_T)
I wish it'd rain tonight.
Granted. It rains tonight... in Seattle.
I wish that my eye appointment on Tuesday goes well.
Granted. Now you have another appointment for the other eye.
I wish this paper would write itself.
Granted. The paper is entitled "Destiny" and it is appropriately a blank slate.
I wish that someone would think of a wish for me.
Granted! All your wishes will be made by everyone but you.
I wish Invader Zim was back on the air
Granted. It is now on the air on a cable channel that you can't receive, in languages that you don't understand.
*Waits for someone to make a wish for me now that everyone makes wishes for me*
*no one makes a wish for you...except for Satan*
I wish that all my homework assignments were done so that I could focus on Fanime
Granted. They're done, but not complete. Next thing you know you will be in your mid-thirties and working retail.
*Still can't make wishes for myself because of posts 1395-1396*
heh... this could be fun... I wish Dorian can make wishes again.
Granted. They just won't be the wishes you want.
I wish for a shot of rum to go with my coffee.
ah, loophole I didnt expect... touche good sir
and Granted but your coffee is basically flavored water
I wish I had a sports car
Granted, but you lose the key
I wish I had a better job
Granted. The company will downsize you the day after you are hired.
I wish I didn't burn the chili.
Granted! The chili has now burnt you instead.
I wish Chowder was always on
Granted. You will now be able to watch the same episode of Chowder over and over again.
I wish my arms would bulk up faster.
Granted, your arms become so bulky your lower body can't support you.
I wish I had a cool sword.
Granted. You now have a sword made of an icicle. It melts.
I wish for bountiful tactical knowledge for next Sunday's minis game.
granted, you shall recieve a full report first thing monday morning after the game.
i wish SKINIT.COM would print my order right, so i dont have to send it back to them again.
Granted, but your address is printed wrong.
I wish it was cold so my sword wouldn't melt. (T_T)
Granted, now your sword of ice won't melt until it thaws, making it the perfect murder weapon. Unfortunately it is also cold enough that you die of exposure.
I wish my doctor's appointment goes well today.
Granted, but you suddenly break out with a bad case of amnesia right after.
I wish I could eat all your faces. I heard it tastes like beef. LOL
granted, but then you get food poisoing
I wish I had done my psychology homework sooner
Granted! You have now done it two minutes sooner then before
I wish I lived in South Park for a day
granted, but you replace Kenny and die horribly.
I wish I was moving to sacramento already
Granted. You move to Sacramento.
I wish that I don't have to deal with any jerks at this weekend's gaming.
granted. Now you have to deal with blood-thirsty ninjas.
I wish I had $1,000,000
Granted. However, it's play money.
I wish I had more time to do the things I wanted to do.
granted, you are now imortal and shall live forever, watching everyone you care about die, you shall have a thirst and hunger that can never be quenched, and shall be terribly disfigured.
i wsh i could win over a million dollars in the lottery, cash in the ticket, and live happily ever after.
Granted but you get in a horrific roller coaster accident that decapitated you and all your money was used to produce a single clone of you and transplant your brain inside of him
I wish that all the lakes were full of fish.
Granted, but alas! they are full of mercury. =P
I wish I hadn't seen spoilers for FFVII...
Wish granted, but now every other FF game is spoiled for you.
I wish I had a better job
Granted! But you die in a job-related accident. at least you died with a good job.
I wish pokemon were real
Granted. You are now a Magikarp egg...in a Poke-Egg exhibit being run by the most clumsiest Nurse Joy in the Johto Region and her ravenous, egg-devouring Chansey.
I wish I could read people's minds whenever I want.
granted, but or some reason, you can only hear their thoughts in a language you can't understand.
I wish I had a pony.
Granted! (https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffc01.deviantart.net%2Ffs12%2Fi%2F2006%2F293%2F7%2F8%2FMy_Little_EVIL_Pony__by_Undead_Art.jpg&hash=35c1191a9bffccef9771dd4e4ff9f5a16c98ae0d)
I'd put that thing on a leash if I were you or a shock collar.
I wish I could comprehend and write in every language on earth.
(holy cow that's amazing!)
granted! but in exchange for these abilities, you can no longer talk.
I wish I had a collar for my new awesome pony
Granted. You get a shock collar for your pony but it's got the controls and you are the one wearing it. the collar can not be removed.
I wish these toys could talk.
Granted Their first words, Toys: I don't want a happy meal I want real food.
N.E.R.V.agent: But Mc Donald's is all there is.
Toys: F&$% Mc Donald's take me somewhere awesome.
I wish that the McDonald's @ Fanime becomes the ESPN Zone. (Toys:"CHEERS")
Granted, but now you are dragged into boxing and become blind from 1 lucky punch.
I wish I Could be skinny soon. Im soooo overweight for a girl.
Granted, Instead of dining at McDonalds start dining healthier and get a good workout here. http://www.espnzone.com/
I wish I could use N.E.R.V. protocols to stop gang violence.
Granted. Your first target is Cool and the Gang.
I wish my allergies would stop acting up.
Granted! They will now be under control for 2 mins.
I wish Chemistry was destroyed!
Granted! But chemistry also destroys you at the same time!
I wish there was less time inbetween Fanime's!
Granted! There is one day less in between Fanime's.
I wish it wasn't so hot.
Granted! Then you Freeze and almost die.
I wish I could be a better cosplayer
Granted. You now have dissociative identity disorder.
I wish this advertisement would go away.
Granted! But now 3 more advertisements have replaced it.
I wish I had a beer.
Granted but it's scalding hot and de-carbonated.
I wish I had wings.
Granted, but you fly too close to the sun and they melt.
I wish I didn't have to do my homework.
Granted. Some idiot does it for you and after you turned them in they put you in a weekend remedial class on the same weekend as Fanime!
I wish I could watch Fringe right now.
Granted, but Fringe has been changed into an idiotic, irritating recap of Dora the Explorer.
I wish I had something more witty to say.
Granted: "I aim, Wii Todd did."
I wish I wasn't bored.
Granted, but you are overworked and busy to the point where you wish you had time to even be bored.
I wish I'd won the art contest today.
Granted, but the prize was a trip to an island filld with ravenously hungry rabid panthers...at least you won the contest
I wish I wasn't crushing so hard on a boy
Granted. You are now crushing on a can of olives. Olive you forever!
I wish I had the job of my dreams.
Granted, but your dreams have changed to dreams of being a slave to the stupidest people on Earth.
I wish I had more chicken.
Granted. You find some expired chicken in the trash. It has green stuff on it that has already liquified.
I wish complete strangers wouldn't treat me like a child.
Granted, the complete strangers are each missing a limb which would make them incomplete, however, they treat you like an animal now
I wish I had some ranch to eat this celery with.
Granted, but the ranch isn't dressing, it's a real ranch with screaming people who throw their pitchforks at you.
I wish my allergies would go away.
Granted. You now live in an indestructible bubble and anything you bump into bumps you back with 100 times as much force.
I wish I had some thousand island.
Granted, but the people of the thousand islands rebel and stake you to a tree in belief that you are a vampire.
I wish I didn't have to fold laundry soon.
Granted. The laundry gnome steals your laundry.
I wish I wasn't thirsty.
Granted, but you're drinking something nasty and spit it out-all over you friends. They aren't happy.
I wish I could finish reading this lame book and get the darn points already.
Granted you are done reading and you get one point, but when you go to put the book away on the self, it falls on your head and you forget what the book was about and you still don't know what the point is for.
I wish I had some watermelon.
Granted, but you swallow a seed and it grows in your lung! (like that guy with the tree seed or whatnot a few months back.)
I wish people would stop nagging me about getting off the computer.
Granted! Then your computer breaks.
I wish I could switch souls with a 80 pound girl to see what it is like to be that skinny.
*gasps in horror*
Granted, but then you worry so much about being skinny that you aren't happy.
I wish I could find my pencil.
Granted but the eraser has been chewed off.
I wish I hadn't eaten so much. eerrrrrgghh... (-____-)
Granted, but now you are hungry and have had nothing to eat.
I wish I didn't have to go to class tomorrow.
Granted but you missed the spontaneous dance that happened and the free one-grade-up for watching it in that class.
I wish that I'd be mostly quiet tomorrow.
Granted, but you lose your voice and cannot speak for the rest of your life.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
Granted, now you are asleep but sleep-walking with someone else's underpants on.
I wish I could play an instrument.
Granted, but you are a musical slave that must play eternally-if you stop for one second you die.
I wish my friends were more motivated.
Granted now, they are motivated to eat you.
I wish I had some Green Tea.
(Oh wow that was great xD. Had to "lol" at that.)
Granted, but there's a new rumor going around that Green Tea isn't that good for you.
Wish the dogs would stop barking.
Granted, now they are throwing tree barks at you.
I wish I weren't so sneezy right now.
Granted, but you have hiccups now instead.
I wish I new whether MMA had a bone to pick with me or not. :-\
Granted but you turn into an amoeba.
I wish I could get rid of this creepy, lingering feeling....
Granted, but you realize that the feeling was a stalker...that just ran away.
(Okay that was lame I lost my train of thought.)
I wish Wolf's Rain had ended happier.
granted, but now all other stories ending suck.
I wish I could finish my Seychelles cosplay
(OMG Seychelles cosplay? I hope you finish it too! IF you do are you coming to the Hetalia gathering if possible? that'd be so funnnn lol)
Granted, only the dress rips at con and super duck tape man isn't there to help you.
(there's this cosplayer that's saved me when something like that happened to me in the past xD)
ANYWAY UMM I WISH....that I could figure out how to finish the bangs for my China cosplay
Granted, but some jerk cuts them off as a "practical joke". =P
I wish my essay was done.
Granted! But you're in Soviet Russia, therefore essay does YOU!
I wish I could go to fanime this time around!
Granted but you're the only person there!
I wish my cousins weren't so stupid.
Granted, but now they're so smart that they're acting like jerks to you.
I wish I didn't have to go to class.
Granted. A fire starts at your academic institution, which makes you unable to graduate.
I wish people wouldn't message me at 7:30 in the morning before my first cup of coffee.
Granted, they call you instead.
I wish stuff would stop breaking down.
Granted, now you can't break down cardboard boxes that you recycle.
I wish getting up in the morning was easier.
Granted, but using the toilet gets harder for you.
I wish I had some swiss cheese.
Granted! You have cheese but you have to make it swiss.
I wish Pokemon Black and White was out already.
Granted, but there's only 20 types of Pokemon, two gyms, no elite four or lengendaries or anything and the whole game takes less than five hours to complete.
I wish I had a most delicious cupcake.
Granted. It makes you go into cardiac arrest from the sugar-rich frosting.
I wish my laptop would stop overheating.
Granted, now its an ice pack.
I wish I didn't have this headache from playing Halo ODST.
Granted, but now you have a headache from real life.
I wish my cat would make up his mind faster.
Granted, but he decides to give you a 10 inch scratch. XD
I wish my last final wasn't after my birthday.
Granted, but now your last final is ON your birthday. Way to spend a birthday huh? xD
I wish the helicopter over my house would go away.
Granted but it drops a whole SWAT crew into your living room before it leaves.
I wish these chips weren't so delicious that they are addicting.
Granted, but now they taste so awful it makes you sick.
I wish I could find some music that worked with TKAM. >(
Granted but it's the only music you'll ever hear.
I wish these trophies (PS3) weren't so hard to achieve.
Granted, but now they're so easy that they aren't worth anything.
I wish my grades were a bit better.
granted, but its on a bell curve so everyone else has better grades too, making yor improvment null.
i wish i had ordered what i need for my costume a week ago.
Granted but they were so worried about the speed of the shipping that the quality failed-the package is ripped and what's inside is damaged.
I wish my room was clean.
(by the way I WAS going to have a final on my birthday but the situation changed. ;)
Granted but now you can't find anything.
I wish the fanime panel times were posted.
(ooh lucky!) (I WISH THEY WERE TOO I NEED TO umm plan! xD)
Granted, but the times of the events you want to attend are all the same. (DESPAIR T^T)
I wish I wasn't so addicted to the internet.
Ganted, but now your addicted to drugs :(
I wish I had epicly awesome drawing skills.
Granted. You get in an accident and have irreparably damaged hands. There went that.
I wish that Mufasa didn't die in the Lion King.
Granted, but he dies in Lion King 2.
I wish my boyfriend would forgive me already.
Granted, but the hasty forgiveness creates a fracture in the stability of your relationship and you break up in a week.
I wish that people wouldn't lie to me.
Granted, but now they tell you so much truth that you don't want to hear that it hurts your friendship and things get awkward.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
You can't sleep anymore.
I wish for a special edition dvd copy of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie"
Granted but it is performed by deaf-mutes. That's the "special" part about it.
I wish I hadn't eaten so much.
Granted, but all the food you ate went to your thighs! D:
I wish to have more fanime friends
Granted, but they all are jerks to you.
I wish I had more friends that were not jerks.
Granted, but instead they are annoying noobs that won't leave you alone and won't grow up!
I wish I wasn't so shy around people older than me.
Granted, but now you're so forward you alienate all of those older people.
I wish shipping didn't cost so much.
granted, except it goes thru snail mail.... and is literally delivered by a team of snails. :P
I wish i could plant a real money tree.
Granted, but it's an invasive, prickly, and carnivorous type of tree.
I wish this candy would stop mocking me.
Granted, but now it's eating you.
I wish my lab partner wasn't so clueless and stupid about Chem.
Granted! Your lab partner now knows what a beaker is and does.
I wish for the opposite of what a parody is.
You get truth, but you can't handle it.
I wish I had some mustard to make an egg-salad sandwich.
Granted, but now you have no eggs.
I wish didn't have to go to class...
Granted. Your class comes to you and follows you at all times.
I wish I had an awesome cosplay.
Granted, but some idiot jerk-face at con runs up and ruins it in the first hour.
I wish I had some chocolate. xD
Granted but it's "monkey chocolate."
I wish my sisters weren't eating near me. D:
Granted, but now they're eating in your room and making a mess all over your stuff.
I wish I had more music on my computer.
Granted but they are the kind of music that is inaudible to human. Dogs seem to love it, however.
I wish my sister would stop waving a knife around.
Granted, but it's now plunged into your computer.
I wish I could find my copy of TKAM.
Granted. Unfortunately your what you find of your copy is it's remains as it has been completely destroyed.
I wish I was just a bit more patient.
Granted but now you have no tolerance for people.
I wish it was sunny outside.
Granted, but it is so sunny that no one could possibly go outside anyways.
I wish I didn't have to go to my CKI meeting tonight D:
Granted but you have to attend an AA meeting instead.
I wish there'd be a storm tonight.
Granted, but the power goes out and you're freezing during the night.
I wish I had less homework.
Granted but your homework becomes 100 times harder.
I hope I can earn a little money before Fanime.
Granted, but it gets stolen at Fanime.
I wish my nose wasn't hurting
Granted you have no nose to hurt.
I wish someone would make me some lemonade made of real lemons.
Granted but they *accidentally* dumped in waaay too much sugar. =P
I wish I was asleep T_T
I wish I didnt have to go to work next week and just focus on Fanime.
*whistle
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Foul!
You have grant and twist the wish before you can make your own wish, otherwise, it'd just be "The Make a Wish Game."
Fortunately, for you I'll grant your wish but your focus is now to destroy Fanime.
I wish I had a little more time.
Granted, but whatever you had plans for has been destroyed.
I wish I wasn't so sick feeling :/
Granted, now you're just massively sleep deprived.
I wish someone didn't try to siphon my car's gas.
Granted, now someone is trying to siphon your gas.
I wish I wasn't coughing so much.
Granted. You get the hiccups instead.
I wish that my throat wasn't so sore from trying to sing outside my vocal range.
Granted, but instead it's sore from being sick! D:
I wish I had more time to watch anime. :P
Granted, you have all the time in the world, to watch the same episode of DBZ over and over again, 24/7.
I wish I already had my dry cleaning done.
Granted, but it somehow you picked up someone else's clothes and yours were stolen by a laundry gnome.
I wish someone would just come out of the blue and offer me an honest job.
Granted, but the job you are offered is illegal and you get caught and go to jail.
I wish I could find something better to read.
Granted, you now have a never before discovered alternate manuscript of "Lord of the Rings." Unfortunately it is written in a language you do not understand, and for that matter, nobody else does either.
I wish to be an anime character
Granted, but you are Soldier A who gets blown up in the first scene.
I wish the forecast didn't predict rain for Thursday and Friday of Fanime! D:
Granted but it hails chunks of ice the size of golf balls instead.
I wish that I'll have lots of fun today.
Granted, you had a simply smashing time, but unfortunately you used up all of the fun time that you would've had at Fanimecon.
I wish tarantulas replaced dogs as the family pet
Granted but it gets run over by a bicyclist when you take it out for a walk.
I wish I'd get paid tomorrow.
I wish I didn't get laid off last month from work.
Sorry to hear that. Hope things will get better for you.
*Bypassing corrupting wish*
I wish that I could bring my tarantula back to life. Rebuild it, make it stronger and faster so he may hunt down the bicyclist that ran him over in order to thank him.
Granted but you were the one riding the bike while walking it.
I wish I could draw anime better.
Granted but people steal your art and ruin your ideas.
I wish I could figure out what to write for my essay.
Granted but you write about explicit yaoi love and your teacher flunks you.
I wish I could upgrade my ice cream into a banana split.
Granted but the banana is rotten and spoils teh ice cream
I wish I didn't have so much Homework.
Granted but it becomes 1000 times harder.
I wish I could understand more languages.
Granted but now no one can understand you. AT all.
I wish the light bulbs in my room hadn't burnt out.
Granted, they burn in. FIRE!!
I wish I had more time to watch anime.
Granted, but you become so addicted to anime you lose all your friends and so on and so forth.
I wish I had help with this stupid project.
Granted, some genius helps you with your project and somehow turned it into a bomb and you get arrested by the FBI.
I wish it wouldn't rain tomorrow.
Granted, but an earthquake strikes instead and the SJCC is in SHAMBLES, canceling Fanime! D:
I wish there was more time between the events I want to attend at Fanime.
Granted, now there is a year between each event.
I wish I had more spring rolls.
Granted... you are now buried under a metric ton of spring rolls and are crushed.
I wish you all happiness at Fanime '10.
Granted, but everyone is so *happy* that the con falls into a state of utter chaos.
I sincerely hope it will not rain or be cold this weekend.
Granted but we all get too happy and have a years worth of Fanime withdrawal :P
I wish I had something to drink that was delicious
Granted, Unfortunatley it is deliciously tragic as your beverage was toxic and you die.
I wish I had the abilty to control time.
Granted, you get a daily planner with leaky pen.
I wish it wasn't so.... (T_T)
Granted! It will not be so. Instead it will be it!
I wish for a pony :P
You got a dead pony.
I wish my name wasn't written in the Death Note.
Granted! Your name is now written in two Death Notes.
I wish Ryuk followed me
Granted. You turn into an apple with legs.
I wish it would just rain already.
Granted! It will rain for 5 secs.
I wish Ryuk and Rem had a battle royale against Light and L
Granted, but instead of a fight it will be a dance off. :P
I wish I was still at Fanime...
Granted, but you're really sick and are no longer having any fun and are laying in bed miserably, jealous of the happy congoers below.
I wish we could go back to Fanime in about a week.
Granted but it's on the same week as JesusCon and protestors overwhelm the Fanime and attendees turn into Jehova's Witnesses.
I wish this Sierra Mist wasn't stale.
Granted. The Sierra Mist is no longer stale. It is now just flat.
I wish that at Fanime my legs and feet would never hurt.
Granted but they hurt excruciatingly at any time that isn't Fanime.
I wish I had some more ketchup.
Granted but inside the ketchup is only corn syrup and NO TOMATOES
I wish I could figure out WHY I CANT LOG OUT!!!!!O.o" :P
Granted, but this knowledge is so powerful that it causes your head to explode.
I wish my lips weren't so chapped.
Granted, hobos start trying to kiss you in order to moisten them up.
I wish it wasn't so complicated.
Granted! It will now be alittle less complicated.
I wish some animes were easier to understand.
Granted. All the characters talk really slowly and in a deeper voice and the subtitles take up the whole screen.
I wish I could stop looking at sasukeuchiha92's avatar.
Granted! You will stop looking at it for 10 minutes and then resume looking
I wish it wasn't so hot outside
Granted, now it's the next ice age.
I wish I didn't have to walk to work.
Granted. You now have to use a pogo stick to get to work instead.
I wish I was paid today instead of tomorrow.
Granted, but some hobo steals it all before you have the chance to do anything with it.
I wish I was having fun with friends right now instead of holed up at home cleaning.
Granted, but they decide to come over to your house and it looks like a farm inside with all kinds of animals and bugs crawling and there's even a tractor in there!
I wish hadn't of thrown out that card.
Granted, but the tournament management authority for whatever game the card is from bans it and deflates its value.
I wish Hungry Man made better TV dinners.
Granted now you get to eat an actual hungry man!...that is if he doesn't eat you first...
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I wish this game wasn't glitching on me.
Granted. So now, everything in the computer is glitching! just not the game.
I wish I could meet chuck norris.
Granted, but then you find out that he's your over-protective dad that will attack every boy that approaches you.
I wish I could go to the lake again.
Granted, but there was a drought so there is no more lake.
I wish I had air conditioning =_=
Granted, but you get locked outside your house.
I wish Fanime 2011 was here.
Granted, but sadly fanime 2011 feels alot faster than before- just for you =DD
I wish the "get to know your fellow forum members" topic wasn't so glitchy on me =(
Granted but all the keys on your computer are locked.
I wish I had HBO.
Granted. You get to watch all the HBO commercials you want.
I wish I had more monies for cosplays.
Granted, but the things for your cosplays are all sold out right when you get the money.
I wish I could have a better summer.
Granted it is now .5 degrees Fahrenheit cooler.
I wish I could've gotten my money sooner when I was in Los Angeles.
Granted. You COULD have gotten your money sooner; you just didn't.
I wish I didn't have to make a wish to corrupt.
Granted! You can corrupt me whenever you want.
I wish the war was over.
Granted but humanity is gone and cockroaches rule the world.
I wish I had a better PC.
Granted. But now your internet connection is disconected!! And all you can do is play Solitare.
I wish my dog wasnt so old.
Granted, it's back to being a puppy and pees everywhere!
I wish I would get well soon.
granted, but you'll get sick again next friday.
i wish i hadnt broken my foot.
Granted but you broke everything else in your body.
I wish I had new headphones.
Granted. Your new headphones are made out of Poison Ivy and Scorpion Tails.
I wish I had more free time during the week.
You waste it all sleeping.
I wish I had tickets for the Blue Oyster Cult concert.
Granted but it was a concert with actual oysters and Momoi-cultists singing "Blue" in acapella.
I wish Fanime semi-annual.
Granted but the convention now only last for 3 hours.
I wish for a new pick-up
Granted, you now have someone who picks you up and carries you around.
I wish the cool weather would be year round.
granted, it's because we are slowly moving further and further away from the sun, and in ten years we will break our orbit and slowly move into the asteroid belt.
i wish i had a better source of income.
Granted you are now the head of a hedge fund only to be indicted on fraud.
I wish for a jet
Granted, you now own secret agent Jet Fusion.
I wish for a non-corruptable wish
granted, but it doest come true.
i wish my foot would heal, so i can go back to my regular duties at work
granted but your regular duties are to to kick lare blocks of iron. I wish payday were yesterday
Granted but your check doesn't come in. I wish for world peace (now who would corrupt that wish ;D)
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I wish for world domination!
Granted. Lrrr from omicron persei 8 takes over earth. you are made to work hard labor.
I wish for a jelly fish
Granted. You now have a jelly fish inside you which will cause you immense pain
I wish for tacos
Granted, but they have mold growing in them.
I wish for a blue plaid skirt.
granted, its two sizes too small.
i wish i could reheat the water i'm soaking my foot in, without having to get up.
Granted your foot bath turns into a foot broth and it looks like some cannibals are having you for dinner.
I wish I knew someone born on a leap year.
granted, but they ran over your knew bike.
i wish i there was a tree around good for treehouse building
granted, but it's in the yard of the mean old man who hates kids and has a pack of pittbulls.
i wish for a lot of money for my birthday, so i can really enjoy fanime.
Granted, but your got a traffic ticket that you forgot to pay and the price went up.
I wish I get an A+ on this essay.
Granted but only because you would get an "A" for actually doing it anyway and the "+" is for remembering to write your name on it. So, half your class got A+.
I wish San Jose and LA weren't so far away.
Look what you just did to San Francisco! :-[ *Is in ruins because of your wish*
I wish people would stop celebrating a certain holiday and instead recognize a certain American atrocity.
granted. Americans now substitute "we killed bin laden day" for Christmas.
I wish fanime would get here sooner!
Fanime 2011 is the last FanimeCon as the con will post record losses and will have to skip 2012
I wish I had backstage access with FLOW
Granted. You can hang out backstage - you'll just never actually meet the band or see the concert.
I wish I was good at sewing.
Granted. But everytime you run your hand through, you cut yourself multiple times.
I wish there were no such thing as Dinkleburgs.
Granted, but then there is the creation of something worse.
I wish I had a well-trained Quarter Horse.
Granted, but you cannot ride it, because it despises the sight of you and gallops away whenever it sees you.
I wish Rebecca Black was smarter.
Granted, but now her next (or first?) album will sell just as much as Michael Jackon's Thriller, pushing her to music immortality.
I wish I had the ability to upgrade all my old stuff at the low cost of $1/item.
You now have the ability to upgrade your stuff from Grade C to Grade B, for the cost of $1 per item.
I wish I had 100% control of my brain power.
Granted. However, you can only use that 100% brain power when a dedicated nun rejects the Lord.
I wish my Anatomy & Physiology class was easier.
Granted, but now your GPA drops one whole point.
I wish my asthma would just go away permanently.
Wish granted, but now you owe your health insurance ONE BILLION DOLLARS!
I wish I could summon a bus route whenever I wanted to.
Wish granted, but the bus has no gas in it, so you're gunna havta push it. BTW, it's a double-decker bus.
I wish i can teleport to any location i choose on the fly.
But that power only works once. Now you're stuck at........
I wish for some chicken noodle soup.
Granted! You now have soup of unplucked chicken cut into noodles.
I wish I was in Regular Show so I can live with Muscle Man.
Granted! But muscle man is killed off.
I wish I didn't have to work anymore :)
granted, but you cant go to fanime because no one is willing to pay your way, and you eventually starve to death.
i wish i had them money to fix my truck.
Granted! But then someone steals it.
I wish it was time for fanime already.
Granted, but now everyone blames you for the removal of the fountains.
I wish the new building was open already so that Fanime could use it.
Granted! But fanime is now confined to just that building.
I wish my boss wasn't such a jerk.
Granted! Now you lost your job 'cuz your boss gave away the business for free!
I wish for infinite wishes...
Granted, but you will have to sacrifice your past for that wish...
I wish for nothing..
Granted, now nothing will happen when you work hard or try to accomplish anything!
I wish this show was over...
Granted, but you will never get to see any show again.
I wish for a new set of screwdrivers...
Granted, they're toddler's plastic screwdrivers!
I wish that fake transplant was the natural, real deal...
Granted! The transplant is made with all natural parts but reeks of manure!
I wish for an uncorruptable wish...
Granted, now all your wishes are corrupted before you wish them- thus corrupting them before they can be corrupted... a paradox.
I wish to have no weakness...
Granted! Ness is no longer weak, only Lucas.
I wish for a fake French dinner with Wonder Woman....
Granted! It's all plastic and she's really a old guy in lingere!
I wish for infinite time...
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Quote from: PinkHairSasuke on June 12, 2013, 08:13:51 AM
Granted! Ness is no longer weak, only Lucas.
huh????
Granted!! You are now infinitely stuck in time during a never ending work shift.
I wish for a rock band.....
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Quote from: Lucifargundam on June 12, 2013, 01:57:03 PM
Quote from: PinkHairSasuke on June 12, 2013, 08:13:51 AM
Granted! Ness is no longer weak, only Lucas.
huh????
Ness and Lucas from Earthbound and Smash Bros.
Quote from: PinkHairSasuke on June 14, 2013, 07:32:31 AM
I wish for a rock band.....
Granted! You now have a rubberband made of rock!
Quote from: PinkHairSasuke on June 14, 2013, 07:32:31 AM
Quote from: Lucifargundam on June 12, 2013, 01:57:03 PM
Quote from: PinkHairSasuke on June 12, 2013, 08:13:51 AM
Granted! Ness is no longer weak, only Lucas.
huh? ???
Ness and Lucas from Earthbound and Smash Bros.
Oh, it's been a while since I've played.