This is a fun game and similar to corrupt a wish.
EX.
Q.Why is Fanime so far away?
*Next poster*
A. Because the organizers hate us.
So let's begin.
Why does Kingdom Hearts control my soul?
Because you has no life.
Why do I want to sleep right now?
Because you didn't get enough sleep.
Why is the sky blue?
Because it wants to be.
Is there a forum?
No, you're just posting in your mind.
Why is anime awesome?
It's in it's DNA to be awesome
Why do the potter puppet pals go "BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!" ?
Underwear.
How stupid should a question be?
on a scale of 1 to 10 it should be a ?
What am I supposed to be doing right now?
Be lazy :D
what happen if I sleep right now ?
You pull a rip van winkle and fall asleep for 100 years.
Why are rainbows so colorful? (lol :D almost wrote comfortable :D )
To distract you from the elves who steal one of your socks from the laundry.
Why is milk tasty?
Because you enjoy bovine lactation a bit more than you should.
Why is the world round? ???
It's not they just want us to believe it is.
Why can't people fly?
Because gravity hates people
Why are video taped injuries often funny?
Because we enjoy their stupidity.
Why do people enjoy guro? *shivers*
Ragu.
Did you see it Goroh? Did you see my power?
No, you have no power.
Why do my meds make me mean sometimes?
you're taking the wrong pills.
why cant i get a full swing on my odachi in my bedroom?
Your room is too small.
Why does my stomach hurt?
you eatted the bad cookie.
if there are no pirates here, why is the rum still gone?
There never was rum in the first place!
Why must weekends be so short?
Because weekends were made in the lord's image.(the lord is actually a dwarf.)
Why don't ninjas run fanime?
We'd never find Fanime then.
Why hasn't K&K4ever been on?
I've been buissy plotting to take over the world!
Why are kitties soooooooooooooo cute?
Because they're trying to deceive us with their innocent cuteness so they can take over the world by surprise.
Why hasn't KotOR III been announced yet? >_<
Because George Lucas has the runs.
What's the best way to kill a ninja?
wait for it to die of old age.
whats the best way to kill a pirate?
Non alcoholic Rum.
Is slightly ticked cow disease more dangerous than mad cow disease?
Only if it has a gun
why do my fingernails grow so long?
Because you're slowly turning into a kitty, and those are really your claws.
Why can't I take off the winter and work during the summer?
Heat stroke.
Where is the nearest bathroom?
You're screwed.
Why did Justin only get 2nd place in Marvel at EVO World this year?
Because someone stuffed the ballet box
Why do some people have to be such jerks?
Because it's in relation to the size of their private parts.
Why did AnimeExpo execute order 66?
Because Taco Bell called them first.
Where would the final battle between Pirates and Ninjas take place?
Wherever you're not.
Why must the writer's strike interfere with LOST?
Because it interferes with the office, which is an even better show.
Where oh where has my little dog gone?
Got hit by a car.
Why are finals so stressful!?
To weed out the weak minded.
Why are pickle jars so hard to open?
YOu're weak.
Why are anime girls cute?
Sparkly eyes.
Why is Kingdom Hearts so awesome?
Subliminal messages are programmed to make it so.
Where did your question go?
i eated it.
how can i make exploding tacos?
By using the "911 chicken challenge" sauce.
Can I go to sleep now?
No I torched your bed. sowwies.
Why must Kingdom Hearts 2 FM not be in English (yet?)?
Because the high bidder is ForKids intertainment
Why is sushi so good?
They put an addictive chemical in it so it makes you crave it fortnightly.
Why must my internet service hate me?
Because you killed its Father. Prepare to die
Why isn't Maleficent more populare.
Because she stole mah cookie.
Why does everyone love Axel?
Because bad asses are the new black.
Why didn't they animate the Jinnchu Arc.
Because i don't know what that is.
Why can't i come up with a better question?
because you drank all the rum.
wanna go ride bikes?
Only if you want to crash.
Are you gonna hurt me?
only if you drink my rum without asking.
why are december power bills the most expensive?
Santa needs his cut.
why does my hand hurt?
Innuendo. >_>
Why was the internets invented?
Innuendo. :P
Why is it that chicken tastes like everything?
cross breeding.
i can has cheezburgr?
Meow.
Why is this question so stupid?
YOu thought of it. (Kidding)
Why did I clean my room?
To make it dirty again.
When should I go to bed?
When you fall asleep duh.
Why are these forums addicting?
The Shmexy color scheme.
Why do I have a headache?
Evil invisible elves are kicking you.
Why must I do my senior project?
Because you're a Junior.
Why do I know you?
We had algebra II together.
Why is it already December?
Because time stops for no man... or Otaku.
:-X WTF IS THIS?
Madness.
Why didn't the Spartans win?
Because martyrdom is more badass.
what is the stupidest thing you've never done?
Thing
Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
You must traverse to the end of the internets.
What are platypuses anyway?
Cats on a plate.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unleaden swallow?
As fast as it takes for a cat to catch it.
Why must I be tired?
To preserve the balance.
What was that a reference to, in my head?
monty python.
What is your quest?
blue. No... YELLOW!
Where did it go?
Down the drain.
Why must friends always be depressed?
Because she's emo.
Should I stay or should I go now?
Both
Why dose my printer suck?
It is part of Skynet.
Why must feelings of love cloud our perception of reality?
We can't see past the little hearts that spring from our chest.
why do cats scratch?
They have claws.
Why are government text books boooooooooooring?
The text book authors get together and try to figure out how make it as boring as possible.
Why do I have to wake up?
You wouldn't post on the forums if you didn't.
Should I play the sims 2 in class?
NO, YOU'LL GET A BAD GRADE (seriously, this happened to one of my classmates)
Where did my question go?
Where is your question good lady?
It went on vacation.
Why are some people so tall?
They aren't you're just short.
Why does the flying spaghetti monster show such awesomeness?
Because it has a flying spaghetti monster
Why did Psyconauts do so bad?
*in old japanese man voice;* It did very poorly because it did not study hard enough.
Why am I too beautiful?
Because you are the master of illusion. :P
Why are my nails so long?
you dont know how to cut them.
who'd win in a fight, a drunken ninja or a drunken pirate?
Both. Drunk ninja pirates with bottles of win?
If I throw a penny into a fountain, would a wish come true?
no but you would be killing the poor fish in there =|
Why do women have such bad camel toe
because roast beef makes me think of sandwiches.
Why do you have to kiss under the mistletoe ?
because you're drinking it in your dreams.
what happens when you watch 5 hours of anime?
5 Hours of Anime causes your braincells to interact with actual scenes in reality that might just happen 5 minutes later!
What if somebody make a 2 girls and 1 wheelchair?
Ernest and grass.
How do I get this Metroid off of me?
Just stop and think about it then something might bound to happen.
How many eggz do I have?
as many os the carton holds
why do I whare a hat?
Cause you don't.
How you doing?
How you doing?
I think I remember him, was some gimmick for a McDonald's commercial right?
I wonder what ever happen to that Guy?
Did he become the Verizon Wireless guy?
(He repeats himself all the time too.)
Can you hear me now?
No, but I can read you now :P
Why can't I train my cats?
Because they trained themselves! D:
Why is a sandwich the easiest thing to make?
Because it was invented by Pyramid head (random I know, sorry)
Why do I feel so random?
Catturday law demands it.
i can has shiney thing?
No, but you can has Cheeseburger
Why are there so few smilies on this fourum?
Because smilies are an indication of emotions and we don't have emotions here.
Why does the isn't Hatsune Miko real?
(In case you don't know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqFmtKGsKXc )
I...don't know?
Does that count as a question too? lol
if you see a "?" at the end of the sentence, everything is a question!
Why don't people dye their hair to get themselves close to the anime characters in Anime Live Actions?
Because they like the feel of wigs itching their scalp.
Why do I like to eat gyros?
Because they have greek man sweat in them ;-)
why are models so thin?
it saves on the film they need to take pictures of them.
why cant i find Hellsing book 2 anywhere i look?
Parallel Worlds.
O Rly?
JA RLY!
why is the rum gone, again?
Hey Homer, BURP!
Does Dr. BaldHead?
He's coming toward you with Scissors
Why do I feel like murdering my computer?
Because Computers love to eat Trojans!
Does it matter if I eat another bag of chips?
No, but it matters if you eat the poison dip next to them.
Why do I have to go to school today?
Alice Cooper
Is it hot in here or is it me?
It's just you because your head IS ON FIRE BABY!
How do i know if i'm not dreaming right now? o.O
get scratched by a kitty, if it hurts you're not dreaming.
Why didn't the storm wait?
Because mother nature hates up all.
Why did the snail cross the road?
To get run over by an SUV
Why doesn't my town have an art store? (seriously, we need one BAD)
Because people are meanies. DX
Why isn't our Taco Bell built yet?
Because we live the authentic stuff
Is it weird that I feel like a bobble head?
No it's perfectly normal. XD
When cant I stay awake forever without being tired?
Drink three tons of camamial tea and you'll sleep for so long that when you wake up, you will not have to sleep for the rest of your life.
Am I missing a puzzle piece?
no. it's in your other pants. always in your other pants.
y cant i not has cheezburgr?
Cause I don't like leet/whatever.
What have I,
What have I,
What have I done to deserve this?
you have
you have
you have taken her cheesburger!
Why do I feel so dizzy?
You put it in the dryer.
Can I has wtvr maded u dzy pls?
Drugs are bad m'kay.
Why haven't I been on in almost a month?
You died.. but didn't know it, then you camed back to life and stole my ability to using proper grammar. You is jerks.
O rly?
YARLY.
Why does that look a lot like 'yarly'?
cause its CATTURDAY!
i can has catturday pix now?
nope bc i ated them all
why do i feel the need to troll about?
Because you need to lurk moar.
Why must creatures of the female species be difficult?
"Female" isn't a species, unless you're using that word in its Latin form, species (pronounced "spekky-ace"), whose definition is "type, kind, or appearance." By that definition, I would say that creatures of the female appearance are often rather the opposite of difficult (on the eyes, at least), and the female type is difficult only depending on the individual and the species (in the scientific sense). Specifically, the human species (homo sapiens sapiens, to be exact) is difficult regardless of whether or not the subject is a female.
you sir have failed to post a question :O
you broke all that was once sacred on this topic!! Now the very foundation of what was once set in such sturdy stone has given way
or i can just ignore it...
Is it weird that i both love and hate my job w. the passion of a thousand suns?
Depends on how old the suns are.
how i mine for fish?!!1
by finding the fish ore deposit
huh?
Indeed.
How do I shot web?
One does not simply shot web!
Why must I get my lazy sick self out of bed and go to school?
Because, a mind is a terrible thing to waste, or something.
WHAT IS A MAN?!
in b4 miserable pile of secrets etc.
So then?
Just that.
Now what?
You put your head between your knees and kiss your but good buy
Why is there so much drama?
Because if there weren't there wouldn't be drama.
Why is cement gray?
Because it is set to gray scale and not RGB
Why are puzzles so mesmerizing?
coz it is.
why is my left arm hurting like hell?
Because you thought by making it hurt, then the pain in your right arm would go away, which it didn't.
How do I ask someone out?
Ask David Lee Roth.
Why did I miss the Van Halen show in San Jose last month? :-[
Because it isnt' the real Van Halen if Wolfgang Van Halen is playing bass, and not Michael Anthony.
What do you do with a B.A. in English?
use it as stationary
why haven't I sees Paprika?
Because it is all in your mind.
I herd you liek mudkips?
You heard wrong my friend.
Who wants to come over tomorrow and make me food, and clean my house?
Do it yourself.
Why are AMVs so much fun to make?
Because if they weren't you wouldn't do them.
Why do pigeons only have one head?
Why do we all have only one head?!
Can i has fun time nao?
You no can has fun time nao.
Is a zebra black with white or white with black?
Ask their long lost relative(Cow).
Can I has a carrot?
Only if you dig it out of the ground yourself.
Why do I have friends on both sides of the Drama at some cons?
Because it happens to a lot of people which it really fun. D:
Can I has a egg?
Only if you lay them.
Why can't I sleep?
It's Because I'm here.
Can you give me eggs?
NO! You're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!
Mom, why don't you just get me a Pepsi please?
Because! You're ON DRUGS!
Wothcer, Harry?
tonks. harrys not here...
why is the spork so useless?
because you are not a true ninja, and do not know how to use it.
whats the difference between a doorknob and ?
There's something strange in your neighborhood.
Who you gonna call?
the police
is it okay?
No, you can only look at it.
Do you have anything else like this in the back?
If we did we would put it on the shelf.
Can I play in the snow?
I don't know.
Can you?
You can, only if the snow is yellow.
Why is the password so long?
To protect against the hackers on steroids.
How do you uncorrupt lulz?
you cant... new law...
what time are you going home?
I'm already there.
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
your mom.
so thats it isn't it?
OF COURSE NOT THERE'S A LOT MORE WHERE THIS CAME FROM! :D
Am I doing this right?
NO! ...Yeees! Hahaha!
Do ya get it? Huh, huh?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No.
Can I has Lazy day?
Only if it's a Lazy Sunday.
Can I has a sleep nao?
No, you have to finish a paper
Why do I stay up so late?
Because I'm here to keep you awake!
Am ah doo eng dis raht?
YOUR DOING IT WRONG!
Why are puzzles so engaging?
if they werent, they wouldnt stay together.
what button i push for bacon?
The one that seems to be always out of your reach, no matter how much you grow.
How can you say I go about things the wrong way?
This way "I is doing it wrong"
Why are kitties so cute? :D
"I've got a better idea. Let's....." OW!
Did I see the movie RoadHouse?
You should know that.
Why doesn't Apple make a Vista compatible version of iTunes that's not full of computer killing bugs?
They're trying to kill the iPod
Why hasn't Aetus been updated?
They want to drive people insane!
Why won't they make a second season of Elfen Lied?
They're trying to get on your nerves
Why dose this take so long?
Because you're so slow.
Does he have a nerdy shirt?
No, but everyone else does.
When will the next chapter be up?
When hell freezes over.
Can it NOW be cookiez time?
Yesteryear
Who's Sammy Hagar?
An alien sent by Xenu.
Why must my muscle relaxants make me tired?
They don't, you just took the wrong pill :-X
How will Tsubasa end? (and if you say in tears, I'll smack you)
In tea... *gets smacked* Happily!
Is it nap time now?
No you still have a thousand page book report to finish
Why do I do lent?
Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on February 07, 2008, 04:08:47 PM
In tea... *gets smacked* Happily!
I knew some one would do that ;)
Because you have nothing better to do.
Should I participate in lent, even though I am not a religous person?
Yes give up money!
Why do I have a spider bite?
Because Shelob is in town
Why is Chris Tucker so funny in the Fifth Element
cause thats he's element
where is the place where all ends meet?
under your bed
You mean there's cookie on internet?
Jungle Love
Why does the Prince movie Purple Rain (1984) feel kind of empty?
It doesn't have the creamy filling
Why do people die when Jessica Fleatcher is in town? (Murder She Wrote)
to try something new.
why does my stomach hurt?
Because you have one.
Why isn't it May yet?
God doesn't want it to be
Why do I love the Jak series so much?
you are secretly into Furrys and like Daxter.
what shall we do with the drunken vash?
Dress Vash up like a girl.
What really happend to Humpty Dumpty?
he was knocked over by the recoil from his rifle on the grassy knoll
I can has Nice Boat?
Grammar.
Is the next Batman movie going to stink?
No, it will smell like daisies
can I have sleep?
I don't know if you can sleep but you may have sleep.
Who is really president?
AL GORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why can't I find the games I want for my PSP?
They don't exist on this server.
Where did my question go?
Into you pants
Who came up with pimples
Your face?
Why was I drunk dialed by four of my friends last night?
They wanted to brag that they were drunk and you weren't
Who came up with those F*cking Mary Sues (fanfiction)
Evil gnomes from the distant land of Finkleton.
Why must Oblivion not work when I install all of my mods?
Because it has acquired its own personality and decided that it would rather be lazy than work.
Where are the sexy bishies?
THE MARY SUES HAVE TAKEN THEM HOSTAGE!!!!! WE MUST RESCUE THEM!!!!
Why is chocolate sooooooooo yummy?
coz its slowly taking over your soul.
why is my figure drawing class sooo boring?
Because your teacher is waiting for you to fall asleep from boredom so he/she can draw mustaches on everybody who doesn't have one already.
Where the hell has all my manga been disappearing to? >.<
>.>
<.<
The... ah... the peguins took them.
Why are taxes so stressful?
Because they are collecting your stress to use as electricity.
Which cute little mascot should I pick?
the one on the right.
why?
BECAUSE OF ALL THE ICE!!!
Why are dinosaurs so effin' scary?
Its all the fault of stereotypes.
Would it be cool to have red eyes?
Not if your parents melded red contacts into your eyes at a young age.
Is global warming real? Really, really real?
No, we have rockets and saran wrap and super glue. We can fix it.
Why is Oklahoma is boring?
Because God wills it.
Why does school gotta start so damn early?
Because it gives you time to have an afterschool job.
Why does my camera not have a battery in it that works?
Because the battery lost the will to live once it learned its mother and father both died from charging a remote.
Why does technology hate me?
Because you killed my battery's mother and father. T-T
Why do have to go to work tomorrow?
Because if you don't you will disturb the order of things and the planet implodes from confusion.
Why haven't my sleeping pills kicked in yet?
Because if you go to sleep the universe will implode from confusion.
Why do I have to be awake?
Because if you fall asleep Canadia will implode from confusion.
Why does the chief say "how"?
because he wants to program his VCR
why cant i find a real job with better hours?
because your sister is a monkey
Why am I still up?
because i keep talking.
why am i still awake?
Because we are still talking..
Does a picture really last longer?
NEVER!!!
What if Lucille Ball was still alive?
She'd be a zombie.
Why must the Force not be real?
Because you do fractions for fun.
Why do clothes always seem too big for me?
Because you're short. (Take that!)
Why must I live so far away from the Bay Area?
Because the ocean just pushed you so far away from us!
Can I has a carrot nao?
unless you like old people
Should I eat cereal again?
Oh come on, you KNOW what will happen if you do that. I don't think you really wanna deal with the S.P.C.A., the Navy, Jr. Lifeguards and the town's local freakshow all at once.
Why do camera flashes hurt your eyes? ><
They temporary blind you so they can steal a piece of your soul without you knowing.
Why is Domo awesome?
Because if you say otherwise he eats your first-borns.
Why did my friends give me a stuffed chicken for my birthday? T-T
because they couldnt find a live one.
why does everyone want to help with a job right when it's nearly done?
They want partial credit.
Will tomorrow continue my week long streak of good days?
May be, that's unless you do it yourself then you can make your day a good one.
Why is a Orange orange?
If an orange wasn't an orange, a lemon wouldn't be a lemon.
What's the number for 911?
119
Is there a doctor in the house?
No, he is in the hospital.
Why couldn't I have gotten off work earlier?
so you wouldn't be early
how soon is now?
Ish
Can you tell that I am in a different time zone?
Of course, you're in the future!
Where can I get some Nancy Spumoni snow boots?
from Nancy Spumoni!
why did my mom pick an ugly color for the bathroom?
So in case you feel sick you'll feel more inclined to throw up while you're in there! Insta-puke! =D
What's in the box?
Jack.
What do you get when you cross a road with a chicken?
road kill
What is the big deal with valentines day?
Its secretly the second official Mudkip Day! Give your special someone a Mudkip, dead or alive. =D
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
In my pants
Why does my hair smell good?
because your shampoo smells like vanilla and raspberries.
why dont i wanna be near myself right now?
Because you smell
Why am I soo lazy?
Because every moment you are lazy a handful of kittens die and you are just sadistic like that.
Is it time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel?
No. Duel time is over.
Didja catchem all?
No, they caught you.
Why did I just get ninja'd?
Because you have a ninja infestation and should take care of that immediately before they start mating and multiply.
Why are there always weird people on the city bus?
Because they are the most fuin to people watch.
Why has I no more carrots? D:
Because they're wearing invisibility cloaks. They're there, you just can't see them.
Why is it that you can never seem to find the match to a sock?
Because the dyer ate it..
Why is my hair curly?
I can't control my toes.
I can't find the remote. Where is it?
Canadia!
What's the secret combo?
up, down, left right updownrightleftup up left right left up down..
Why can't I sleep without hearing someone snore?
because someone in your house snores loudly.
why do i fear things repeating?
Because live is a series or repetition.
Why does my head hurt?
you had a bad day and your night isnt going any easier.
why does my back hurt?
because you are strting to stress out
What would make things better?
Fish sticks?
Why are commercials getting increasingly more annoying?
They're trying to go bankrupt.
What can I do to make a lot of money fast?
Horse number 5 to Win on Race number 2.
Why is Samurai Goroh (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f293/CapeBarnes/F-Zero/SamuraiGoroh3.gif) so big?
It isn't that picture is tiny.
Why am I sore?
Because while you were sleeping leprechauns beat you with sticks.
How do I get rich?
The same way every rich person gets rich. Lie and steal!
Who's smart idea was it to give me candy? Do they know what candy does ti me?
It was my smart idea but since I'm not smart it was in fact a stupid idea. xD
Is Gem truly outrageous? Truly, truly outrageous?
Why don't you tell me.
Can you handle the truth?
Only if its told to me at half past nine.
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS WOULD GO TO A BIDOOF VILLAGE?!?
A mudkip.
Why do you liek mudkipz?
I don't. *Shot* Dx
Do mudkips read minds?
Now that's just silly.
Rawr?
Of COURSE not! What the hell man, why would you even ask...
Is there a point to life?
Only to go to conventions.
Why is the meaning of death?
Don't you mean "what?"
Why do I make typos?
Same reason I do.
AM I getting sick?
No, you're just pretending
How long have I been gone?
Two years.
Should I eat the half of the cookie that I didn't finish last night...? >>
Only if you want to eat the ants that are crawling all over it :-X
What IS a scum bag latte
ME!!!
Can I go home now?
Have you finished your work yet?
Why is my PSP picking on me?
Because it's jealous the DS is better. (Sorry ;))
Will Fanime be wonderfully fun?
Dose AX suck eggs? (sorry I just have issues with that con right now)
Why do they say it's 24/7 when it's not?
Maybe they meant 24 days and 7 hours.
Can anyone help me remember my username?
No sorry can't help you with that Golden State Warrior.
What is your motive?
To obey the voices in my head that tell me to kill you
Why is it so cold?
It's still winter. Lol.
Why?
Because
Why aren't mermaids real?
Because they went extinct by getting caught in fishing nets.
When is the earth going to implode?
When someone admits that they are the one that farted
Why do I feel dizzy
You spun around.
Why isn't my mouse pluuged in?
Someone tried to steal it
Why Dose Argail get in sooo much trouble?
Blackmail.
What is this outside world you speak of?
What are you a vampire? . . . don't answer that.
Why do they make it so hard to put videos on the PSP?
Ask the Mysterious Coat Guy.
Why haven't I seen him since Fanime 04?
He's a spy from AX and they've banned him from the con
Why did AX suck so badly this year?
Because it is AX
Why does my nose feel like it is bleeding?
Because it is
Why do bad things happen to good people?
Because krama is a bitch and hates the good people
Why does the thought of regretting something scare me?
Because you have an ulcer
How do you can air?
Alchemy!
Why are the forums so much fun?
Because you're amusing your tiny little brain. ( xD i'm kidding)
Why am I sitting here like a duck?
Quack!
Why are puzzles so engaging?
Because they want to fool your brain with such stupid things like a rat!
Why is the light on my phone blinking?
Dead battery
why are my hands cold?
Because it is cold, NOW TURN ON THE HEATER. ;D
Why did I play tennis on a windy day?
you were told too
why are some people such idiots?
Because ignorance is bliss.
Did YOU participate in the Ninja-thon early this morning?
I got off around 3 in the morning :D
Why is thy question?
It's not why, it's who.
why do people cut you off?
Does candle jack have to do with
Who does number 2 work for?
Your intestine
Why didn't they put the pretender on the PSP?
Sony is doing it out of spite.
What is jello made out of?
Soilent green
what is good eats
Human babies.
What should I be doing?
Obaying the kitten
Should I mail these?
no. burn them.
i can has sleep?
no but you may has sleep
Should I go to sleep?
Yes that way I can rule the forums!
How evil is the diet coke of evil?
So evil that he voted for Bush
Why is there racism?
"because caturday doesnt have its own day."
Why does my friend havea picture of a tree in the hall?
because it's a family tree.
why do i have a fish tank with no fish?
Because they died.
Why are people stupid?
to keep the aliens from wanting to visit.
why is it so hard to find a job around here?
Because jobs suck.
Why does aol hate me?
your name was next on its list.
why doesnt anyone else like my cat?
Becasue cats are evil
Why do I have to have surgery on thursday?
because Jack the Ripper is off that day
Why is sushi so expensive?
because america is cheap..
why do i keep posting in this thread?
because without this thread, you have no meaning to life.
Why can't there be an easier way to lose weight?
because cookies are WAY TO GOOD.
Why do you touch your self?
Because you have to point out the flaws to yourself
What is up with your sig?
it turns me on
Does it turn you on?
An old movie.
Wha, who's following me?
The monster from the black lagoon
When will my lap top be fixed
NEVER
How are you doing!?
Yes!
Why does my broken TV refuse to turn on?
Because a water type pokemon sabotaged it.
Where do the ducks go when its wintertime?
They know that the ice man cometh
Why won't it PRINT? >:(
i cursed it.
what am i doing?
You are OBEYING THE KITTEN
Why am I hungry?
casue i got cheesecake factory
why does the world have to be round?
Because it would suck to have to live on the corner of a square Earth.
Why does your sig turn me on?
because you are easly turned on and are natraly horny.
Why am I so sleepy?
becasue your on the forums
Why is COD awesome?
Hard rock music and Steve.
Why did Sammy Hagar try to run me over?
you had a target sign on your chest
Why is it that students could only go to the GDC on Friday?
becasue i went to Video Games Live
chicken is good right?
try asking the chicken
why do computers pick on me?
the same reason they have an outlet
why do people suck so much?
Because thats their favorite way of consuming a lollipop.
Why is everyday caturday?
casue we eat chicken
who made cuss words?
The same person who made Mario Kart (that game was MADE for cussing).
Why is Hannah Montana's movie number one in the nation... I mean, its not even a movie... o___O
cause she likes kittle boys.
How come Short_Storiesgl didn't type in a question?
It's all part of her plan to destroy the world
Why do I have two jackets?
Sawyer.
Tom and Huck said what?
That's what SHE said.
What If I were to go around pants-less for a day?
Are you sking for it?
Why are there haters at my school?
cause this is my last post. will you people actually be at fanime
THERE IS NO LEASH LAW!
Anybody else remember that NickToon "CatDog"?
yes. but only because of the mcdonalds toys.
why do i fail at every atempt at masonry?
Because you fail at life
Why do I have no money?
becasue you also fail at life..
hey i do too. for i has no munnies
Why do we have to fail at life?
*Comes out of his bomb shelter*
So, this is what happened, hmmmm.
Why did Paul Newman retire from acting? :-[
he found out you were a man.
Visa now has stocks why?
They were loanly
Why are some people so idiotic?
that would be my fault.
Whats up?
The Sky
Why do I like green tea?
cause the little people from the far way place had a party.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE right?
Fo sho doe.
What's two plus two?
Floor. if they were 2 +2 shots of tequilla.
when i can has cake?
When you has Birthday
Isn't everyday Caturday?
is caturdayusa yes
Do you like showwers?
Mandatory morning habit.
Is Judas Priest coming to the Bay Area this summer?
i hope not
dude wheres my car.
Look on the roof
Way do flowers smell good?
the moon hows it going
Nowhere, somebody help, yeah.
Quote from: short_storiesgl on Judas Priest on February 29, 2008, 01:30:26 AM
i hope not
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
it mean ur drunk
y i drunk?
Because you drank a lot of vodka.
Why am I not tired?
ur talking to me.
why does alcohol make you piss?
Because your system wants to get it out.
Why is the sun up already?
'cause we've been talking for 2 hours.
y i want fanime now?
Because it is goign ot be a fun weekend..
Why do I have to go to work today?
so you can come to fanime.
why'd i give you my password?
because you know you will change it afte rI use it.
Why am I not tired?
the lawn nomes are out
Do you like it like this or that that?
this >/= that.
clocks or watches?
Both
Why do I have a feeling this will all end in tears?
because i thought i was posting on This or That ...
why didnt the cops take me to the drunk tank?
Because you were not being an butt.. and you listened to them and let them make fun of your hair.
Why has today been so long?
lack of sleep.
why am i not hungry, even though i hardly ate today?
Magic beehive.
Does Slayer* the vampire make wagers at the horse track in San Mateo?
*=He CAN walk in the daylight, fyi.
yes
What does chocolate not taste right with organe pop?
Because the two flavorers are at war with each other
Why do I feel tiered?
cause your tired
why am I here?
you were born
Why couldn't I get any work done today?
because a monkey from the land of elms and buckets came out of your desk and at your work
Why my foot asleep?
It was knocked out when I hit it
Why is it so hot in this room?
Because you farted.
Why must food be the worlds most addicting drug?
Because you touch yourself at night
How can long distance relationships work?
Because this are many miles away from you?
Why is 1700 miles so far away?
because if it was short, the airlines would be out of business (sp?)
shoudl i stay or shoudl i go?
Go to work or you will be fired.
Where do we go now?
down 42 roads
What are scientists?
on the scratching post
Who's Line is it Anyway?
Hey thats my line! :(
Why must certain classes be so boring?
You have to get your quota of boring for the semester
Where can I get more money?
From my illegal printing press, which is currently broken, which is why I'm poor right now.
Are girl scout cookies made from real girl scouts?
yep
mint or pepermint
neither! It be cherry flavor!
why are highlighers so bright?
Don't ask the Guy at the Bus Stop.
Did I just see the Mysterious Coat Guy (from Fanime) at Safeway? ???
No, that was a flasher
Can I get some help over here?
yeah but not for what you want
Can people not be lame?
no never. its part of evolution
Why do I have to go to band?
your mom said so
why is youtube awesome
because they were the first ones to come up with chocolate
Is that a new dance
Only in the past.
Why didn't I pick up the new Death Angel cd yet?
you has no moneys
Why can't I sleep
Because you were anxiously waiting for my arrival. Now that I am here you are too excited to sleep
Why do I procrastinate so much?
because you like stamps
why haven't I pierced my ears?
Gang GReen pervents you
Why is there no one on aim?
because every one ells has a life.
Why is who's line so funny?
i wrote the script
why is music like.. life?
It's all to do with the circle of life.
Why can't I have root beer?
because all the cups are dirty
why cant i play a guitar?
Because your fingers are tied in a not
When will I get a wii?
when mine breaks
why is Brawl so damn addicting?!
'cause the disc is made of crack.
why does my family have such bad timing?
Because they like to know what is goign on.
Why does work have to suck?
if it didnt, it wouldnt be called work
i can has fudz nao?
No.. fudz doesn't exist
Why does sleep sound so good?
the long E sound.
why?
Because
Why not?
Bush is president, that's why not (thank god he's leaving)
Why aren't I asleep?
Because you are posting
What state of mind am I in?
Oklahoma.
why do i always get hungry around now?
because you are awake
Is oklahoma a state of mind?
Only if your on drugs
Do I have to?
yes, the chibi animals demand it.
why does my family change plans the day before we're supposed to leave town?
Because the mutant green kangaroo in their brain is controlling them
What would it be like if the grass and the sky changed colors?
*Sticks to his ceiling*
No.
Is Chicago, Illinois an awesome city?
I don't know, I've never been there, but it's where Top Chef is being filmed
Why do I like pasta so much?
Because you like worms
why am I unable to fall asleep?
bcuz there ar brain tissue-eating termites in yer skull harharhar~
I hate procrastination. Why do I procrastinate so much?
because you like crastination
Why is sushi so yummy
Because they put drugs in it.
How come I automatically go on the computer?
because you have an addiction and this is an intervention
Which way did they go? Which way did they go?
Somewhere here not there!
How did I get here?
the space ship dropped you off
can I has chocolate
Here it's immitation chocolate.
What do I do now?
pray to the bunny gods
Shouldi go to sF tomorrow?
Only if you want to have some fish with Golum
Should I stay or should I go now?
I say you should burry yourself in your closet!
What happend to the bunny?
Check America's Most Wanted
Why does Phil Colins stink at singing? :D
because someone did a trakiotamy
Why did my cat put me to sleep
Your Cats Stench smelt like Doo Doo Bob!
How come i'm watching ABC News?
you feeling nostalgic
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
NONE! >DDDD
What Do I win?
Not a thing.
Don't you know the points don't matter?
it did matter for loser
why is the sky blue?
Because of chemicals..
Why will it not stop raining?
Because you touch yourself at night
Bleh, Why can't I focus on my homework?
because someone is playing Brawl in the next room
Why is Brawl so addicting?
because the game case was covered in crack
why did i not think about an important part of my cosplay until now?
Ring, ring!
Hello?
Who's your daddy?
why am I having trouble wit my email?
you didnt put a stamp on it.
do they have any good stews today?
you forgot the secret ingredient
can I die now?
yes, but no one wants to write your name in their notes.
can i have a bigger bedroom?
no, you have to sleep in the closet
can I go to sleep now?
yes, but you need to get up in an hour
can i have scrambled eggs for breakfast?
yes, an entire mountain of scrambled eggs
What is up with the people who say that they'd have my email back in two hours and it's the next day, and it's not back yet!?
A pencil
Why can't I remember the first episode of Dexter? (tv show on ShowTime)
Because It was a preview at the time
Why did you keep getting rid of all the good threads?! >:(
Cause people ruin them.
Why do people ruin threads?
Because you don't get the joke!
Why can't I get a job?
Cause of a cruel joke.
Where did my house go? :D
To OZ
why do I want to say f**k so much?
Because I won't let you go to Fanime with me.
Why don't I have more money?
Because I won't give you any
What is the technical definition of a durt durr
Chocolate chunks that monkeys eat.
Why is my phone ringing?
Quote from: error00004 on April 18, 2008, 10:11:41 PM
Chocolate chunks that monkeys eat.
Why is my phone ringing?
because your lonely and its really only ringing in your head.
why is anime hell so addicting?
Because someone stands behind you and injects dopamine into your back while you watch
Why are puppy's so cute?
They beat kitties to the punchline.
Is that Tom Hanks over there?
No *gets nailed by his board being thrown at my head*
Why'd he do that?
Because I asked him to.
Why does the prom dress I want have to be so expensive?
Because you got it at Macy's
Why can't I see my boyfriend as much?
because your going blind.
Why am I so hungry?
Because you refuse to eat Japanese food.
Why doesn't time move faster already?
because time is out of shape.
Why is anime so addicting?
Because all movies are bad.
Why is metal so much heavier than paper?
OW! You hurt my hand you meanie!
Why did Billy Crystal lie to Danny Devito?
Because Billy stole Danny's cookie.
Why are busyness people wanting to take my money?
Because that's actually where their entire income comes from, poor little Fanime lovers.
Why am I paranoid right now?
Because you're bing watched
What are you talking about?
The guy dressed as a banana living next door.
Where's my cookie!?!?
My kitty eated it
Where can I get money?
Under the 357th tile that was laid down in my house.
Why do you stalk me? >>;
I'M NOT
Why would you think that?
Because I would like to think that I'm a bit special. =)
Why is this Cheesecake sour?
Someone forgot to pay the bill in your group.
Why did I lose $20 on horse number 8 on Sunday? >:(
The gods are telling you not to gamble
why dose every channel have a reality show now?
Because they don't like music videos anymore.
Why is Doctor Eggman so stupid and "real", while Dr. Robotnik is so awesome?
Because old school will always kick realities ass
Why do people go so far to try and avoid the law when they know the police will catch them?
Because they still think they're too smart for the police.
Why does the person sitting behind me in class always smell so horrible?
He wheres sandals and doesn't wash his feet
What is with that Go Phone commercial?
I don't know, I haven't seen it.
What's this thing on the news with Clinton and Obama appearing on WWE?
THEY ARE???? ???
Computers have come a long way haven't they?
Not really, older computers could do all the things the new ones are capable now, they just didn't feel like it.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if wood chuck could chuck wood?
Adam Sandler.
Which way to my math class?
Just Fallow the bouncing ball
How'd that happen?
I swear! I didn't eat it!
Why is spam mail so annoying?
It's scientifically designed to annoy you
Why are people so stupid?
They do that purposefully because they think they're acting smart.
Why is everything so time-consuming?
Because father time is asleep at the wheel
WHO SAID THAT THEY HATE BRAWL?!?!?!?! >:(
The same person who thinks they are forever.
Wheres the beer?
In the fridge
Why are people biased
Quote from: rude32 on April 23, 2008, 10:46:57 PM
The same person who thinks they are forever.
^I was referring to the Zero Punctuation review and not to myself, in other words: I was mad about it and I needed to vent (I LIKE Brawl)
Look for that one show I've been watching lately.......
Where does Lewis Black come up with his choices for this show?
Because he thinks he is God
Why do I feel queezey?
Because you're unconsciously loosing blood.
Why can't it be Friday already?
Well there is this one restaurant I like in Cupertino........
Who the hell broke my microwave? >:(
i think Fanime Forums is a pretty cool guy. eh breaks microwaves and doesn't afraid of anything.
HAY, CAN I GO AT FANIMU FOR FREE AND SLEEP IN THE VIDYA ROOMZ? If u say no, u can arest me and I's haet you forevar! *butthurt :'(
Sure you can.That's why we have video rooms. Nobody actually watches stuff there.
What are some good recipes for using cyanide as an ingredient?
cake
what was the worst celebrity oops?
There was a lot actually......... Maybe Arnold Schwarzenegger's comment on gay marriage?
"I think that all gay marriages should be between a man and a woman."
Something like that....
What should I buy in SF?
POCKEY
ever had breakfast for dinner before?
Yes. Cereal and pancakes.
Can we please go to Japan town?
ok, when
Where my ninja's at?
In a cave with *BOOM!*
Wheres me pot o gold?
I lost it betting on hoers number eight
Why would anyone want to hate Brawl
Captain Falcon, Mario, and Gannondorf got nerfed.
When is the next race gonna start?
It's still not over.....
Why do I feel like passing out right now?
Because of your head ache
Why does my back hurt?
Because you're in your period.
Why am I a girl?
because you have two X chromosomes
Why did the bulb die?
Global Warming
Would Global Cooling be better for the earth?
For the people living between the tropics of Cancer and Capricorn, it will.
What do I want to eat?
Anything not food related
Why does it take forever to unlock stuff on Tekken Dark Ressurection?
Because the Dev team hates you
Why is the cake a lie?
Because I ated it, therefore it has ceased to exist.
Why is my life a lie?
Because your really a dude.
When do I get to start my externship?
When you pay the local government more money because they will decide to jail you for forgetting the 10% income tax increase last year.
Why is the real vanilla beans so expensive?
Because you have to pay them to want to be eated
How could Sakura Taisen be out of print when the story is still going?
There is another writer's strike
Why can't I find F-Zero Climax for GameBoy Advance?
Cuz Initial D destroyed F-Zero Climax!
How come I suck at games?
because all you play is brainage, and that game is way too advanced for you.
Got any change?
I have about 25 coins?
Can someone make it friday already?
Yes from help of mr.coma *hits Rei-Rei in the head with a bat*
Why haven't I been on in a while?
You were out of the country
Why were you away?
Because I was at this hell hole called school.
Does anyone want to walk around the convention with me? =D
depends on the time of day
What is Mighty Bee
The square of Grand Wasp.
What caused the creation og the new Online Drama section?
Someone found out that the cake is a lie
Was B here?
Depend on who B is.
Who is The Doctor?
What IS the doctor? If you think the doctor is what you can see, smell, touch, get prescriptions from...
Why do thawed and unthawed mean the same thing?
They don't you just have a defective dictionary
HUH? ???
Yes I know I'm just that awesome.......
Where the hell....?
Welcome to Never Never Land
Why am I so tiered?
Because you just caught the cold from me.
Why is my tea gone?
The tea was never there, it was only in your imagination.
Why are the dinosaurs extinct?
Because you ated all its cookies.
Can I get a hug?
(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fe.deviantart.com%2Femoticons%2Fh%2Fhug.gif&hash=2d269c5ec35f0750247e22eef1668249fa437462)
That good?
*Falls on his back*
Do you see what I see?
I think I see what you see.
Is the item I want on backorder for about 3 weeks?
No it's on backorder for a month
Ever seen Creature Comforts?
because the pirates aren't there to find it
why are you wearing that shirt??!!
it was clean
Why am I typing with one hand?
You don't wanna know.
Is it breakfast time yet?
It is, just not in your time zone.
Why was the Iron Man movie so awesome?
Because it had cool shiny special effects that you've never seen before.
Why don't I want to watch the Iron Man movie?
Probably because you'd feel weird about all the fanboys watching you instead of the movies.... :P
Why can't I get over Sarah Marshall ??? :-[
Sonic boom,Sonic Boom that's is the Answer!
Why is Sonic Boom the answer?
Because Sonic Boom is the all knowing truth.
Why am I allergic to crabs?
Because your stomice is plotting against you
how did these obsticals get so hard?
it's the pie crust.
Why are people txting me?
Because they like to spend your money
Where did her question go? ???
It's Sonic Boom again!
Why am I on forums?
Because you have no life
Why didn't I put a question on last time?
Because Godzilla came and ate it.
why is my bday so near?
Your mom planed it that way
Why is B5 so addicting?
cause juice made it that way.
Why am I listening to music on the TV and not the Computer?
Because you're becoming me now!
Why is there no more chocolate milk?
I eated it ;D
Why am I so sleepy
because the milk was actually cheese!
Why hasn't my jawbreaker been eaten yet?
Because it broke his jaw when he tried ti eated it.
Who is he?
He is I, and I is he.
Why am I on the phone with a loser?
A donut lied to you
Who's Bete Midler?
Your...twin!
why aren't I watching the anime I just paused?
you want to ruin your DVD
Why can't I find a higher paying job?
THAT'S AMERICA FOR YA!
Why is my brother still awake?
because he drank too much coffee
Why do goats eat so much?
Cause they want to be Sumos.
Why is it bright in my room?
The light is on.
Where does electricity come from?
comes from the mighty godzilla
Why isn't my bed made?
You should have left a tip.
Did Luke really eat 50 eggs, or did he cheat?
He cheated, it probably went down his shirt when you weren't looking.
Should I wear a long dress or a short one?
which ever totoro would prefer.
Why did I get on forums so late?
Because you like spending your time posting instead of enjoying life.
Do you think wearing green shoes are a bit weird?
Not unless you're Irish
When will people stop being ignorant
When pikachu dies.
When will I finish my keyblade?
In about 32 days, when you're bothered enough to finish it.
Why don't people wash their hands before they eat?
because they watch porn all the time.
Why don't I have black paint?
You ated it all.
Why am I procrastinating?
Because you've decided to post 293389473947 posts before you went back to work.
Where be your question my lovely lady?
She died.
Why didn't I go to DD's house today?
The house is no longer there.
Can it be PENGUINZ TIME NAO?
no it's PANDA DANCE now... =S
Can I continue finishing my keyblade?
No because I eated it.
WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
No you're not allowed to know that because Bush said so.
Why can't I concentrate??
cause monkeys are flying.
Where is my other sock?
In my washing machine
Is this a question?
no,it's an answer
Should I have chocolate milk?
One does not simply want chocolate milk.
What would happen if I didn't post a question?
Then Roxas would never exist.
Why am I getting distracted to easily?
The forums have powers over you.
Is it illegal for me to skip naked through a forest?
unless you want the trees to rape you, then yes.
where can I find my domo plushie?
Under the bed.
Why do my feet hurt?
Ants are slowly eating them.
When is the end of the world?
now.
why is my room so messy?
Same reason as mine.
Why?
same reason as the poster below.
it is?
No way!
Is this madness?
YES WAY!!!!
when will we know the truth?!
When we die.
Why am I so anxious?
Because your ACTUALLY thinking
Why are my knees hurting?
You are kneeing a stone.
This is not a question.
This is all wrong!!!
should I take my little toy tank to skool tommorrow?
It would be epic! YOu could go pew pew!
What's my age again?
Your age is the date now minus your birth date, if represented as numeric values... only can be represented as less than three
Why isn't the sky gold and green?
Our eyes would melt.
Why did the chicken blow down the pig's house?
Because the chicken is jealous that now the pig is reproducing faster than the chicken.
Why can't I be smarter?
Because you'd rule the world and lead us into a thousand years of darkness.
Am I going to get sick?
Don't drink that water.
What does this button do?
Blows up fanime.
Why did my pants rip this morning?
the bananas broke that's why.
Why aren't I playing Halo?
Because yo don't own it.
Why did the lady screw up cutting my hair? >:(
Because secretly, she thought you resembled her ex so she purposefully messed it up.
Why do I feel like I'm hungry after I just ate?
Celebrity Fit Club show distracted you.
Why did Heather Duke (Heathers) have to be such a megabitch?
Because she is stuck in B-mode...
Why Do most Anime hotties look like girls?
because they have no private parts.
why is my clock wrong?
It's not you just perceive it to be wrong.
WHy must cosplaying be so expensive.
because your cupcakes were set on fire.
Why did someone break my keyblade?
They thought it was a giant pixie stick.
Why must I procrastinate?
writting a long word doesn't help.
Why isn't my chocolate bar open?
Because you haven't bought it yet
Miss Me? ;D
If the babies died then yes.
Why am I having a nosebleed?
Porky's the movie
Where did Boy George get his make up from?
Man dad.
WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR?!
your mom's secret twin brother's cousin's friend's sister's boyfriend's baby.
(happy face)
Why am I not tired?
Because you drank all the coffee
Why does my arm hurt?
Because you forgot to stretch after working out.
Why do I feel something bad is going to happen today?
Your psychic.
When is Thursday?
Boom
Remember that computer game called Boom? (It played kinda like Bomber Man)
Tat game is all in your head.
Are you excited for fanime?
WHAT KIND OF A QUESTION IS THAT? OF COARSE I'M EXCITED ;D ;D ;D ;D
Question. Where is it?
3rd street down from the convention center.
Why is the schedule so confusing?
fi it snat'w etnh oyud dnusretadn.
Did you get that?
pye i idd
Did you know strazinsquy will bw at comic con? ;D
No I did not... what? some answers, contrary to the topic title, can, in fact, be real answers.
Will my last minute touch ups to my cosplays be ready by fanime?
not unless you rub oil on ur face >3<;
where is my hat?
On Earth?
Where does food come from? ???
up there *points up*
Why is fanime so NEAR?!
It's Near because of Death Note
Why is my post count so low?
Because you deleted all your posts once it reaches 10.
Why don't my shoes fit?
Because your tv is fat.
Why am I going shopping for more cosplay stuff?
because like me, you forgot to get the makeup
Why am I so tiered right now.
Because your frantically hunting down that makeup you forgot to get.
Why hasn't "Avenue Q become a film yet?
"OH IT'S FROM THE SHOW, IT'S FROM THE SHOW, FROM THE SHOW, OH IT'S FROM THE SHOW, IT'S FROM THE SHOW, FROM THE SHOW"
Why haven't I seen the old Sonic in a while?
Because he is retired
How come I haven't learned to fly yet?
Because you are not a bird
When will there be a female top chef
When there is a female president.
Why must fanime only be 4 days?
Because The Man won't let us
What happened to Murder She Wrote?
I miss that show.
Where is mah ride?!
Dude, Where's My Car?
Where did the day go?
Not in the Invisible Sun.
Why no av connectors on the tvs at the Hilton?
because they wanted to make ppl angry.
Why didn't I meet ppl from the forums?
Because you were one of those people on Saturday
Why am I so sleepy?
Because everyone else went to bed so you thought it was that late already.
What am I missing?
a toe
Why are my eyes watering?
Garlic mabye? Bad K&K fanfic? lol?
Is Alucard rly dead? *sobs*
Only in your head
Why do I have to go to the bathroom?
because the godfather wants to see you.
Why aren't I asleep?
Because I keep poking you
Why do some people treat animals so poorly?
Because they can't admit that the animal has a higher IQ than them.
Where is my book?
At the bookstore.
Why is my class so silent right now? Even the teacher isn't saying anything.
Someone came and took out all of your voice boxes while you weren't looking
What the hell is up with interest?
well that's doesn't sound like god.
Where is my battle royale movie!?
you're waring it
Why is there a quilt on my puzzle?
cause it's going "NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM" on it!
why aren't I eating ice cream?
you have to eat you veggies
Why does my leg hurt
cause my foot hurts.
why can't I figure out Soul's shoe color?
because your color blind
What con is next on the list?
Sac Anime
What should I do with my life?
Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on June 03, 2008, 10:05:04 AM
Sac Anime
What should I do with my life?
Absolutely nothing, your doin just fine.
Why is my Dodge Neon overheating like crazy?
Your car is fine, check the radio...
Why did Fanime have to end?
They ran out of pickles
Where did the horses go?
they went to vote
Where is my lip peircing?
You flushed it down the toilet.
Can I go home now?
Yes you can
Why don't they add No Pants to the "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service" signs?
It's tradition - no pants are ok.
Why did Obama get the Dem nomination?
To protect the socks
From what?
From the stinky dirty feet.
Can it be hug times now please?
*HUG* :D
Why did my lender change the rules >:( ?
Because the lender hates you and every one else.
Why the hell am I still up so late?
Because you still have the urge to take photos but you don't have any lights on in the house.
Why is it so hot?
Because it isn't cold.
Why does my mouth hurt so bad, but only at night?
because you ate a poptart =D
what can you do with a poptart?
*opens the car trunk*
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
what's the price?
Very Nice. How much?
2 dollars......cash.
Can I catch wild pokemon?
Depends on where you look
why do allergies make my life so miserable?
because you can produce chocolate.
Why am I not playing Halo3?
coffee break
why does my nose feel so dry?
because you haven't picked it yet.
Where is my Domo?
on your head
why do I feel hungry?
cause I ate your food.
why is MGS for ps3!>!?!?!?!?!?!
Snake is over there
Is there anybody online for Brawl right now?
Dose it look like I have a Wii?
Why can't I have a Wii? :'(
Because you got the DS instead.
Why can't my stuff pack itself?
It doesn't have any legs
Why does my shoulder hurt
Because you used it to break down a door.
Why is Rob Schneider in every Adam Sandler movie or seems like it?
Because it's Rob fucking Schneider.
Will Kung Fu Panda be better movie than WALL-E?
WHAT? NO!!!!
When will I be able to post my report?
When UNIX goes mainstream
Should I get a new pc and have it run on UNIX?
If you want to pay for it yourself yes
Why am I shaking?
Because I said so
How in the world did Tiger Woods win the U.S. Open?
Because he was the best
How will the aliens interpret us?
by saying "Bacon"
Why am I sick?
because you breathed herpes air.
why didn't you die tomorrow?
??? ??? ???*confusing skills of doom!* ??? ??? ???
La-LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
How does Owen (Total Drama Island) manage to not get voted off?
it's a cartoon, you expect it to make sense?
Why do people do that?
no fucking idea
Why build a large hadron collider when you can make a big ass laser?
Bureaucracy
How long was I asleep?
You're still asleep. =3
Why do I wear black in summer?
Because you are a masacist
Why did I have to got to seven diferent stors just to find a pair of red boots that fit?
Because you have two left feet.
Why do haters exist?
Because of people like you.
Where can I get more money quick?
Go stand on a street corner.
Why is the ocean so big?
Because your so small.
Why does the central valley have to suck so much ass?
A black Hole appeared there
Why does my cat like catnip?
He takes after you.
Why is ice cold?
Because of Jack Frost
Why do I want the TV all to my self
Because then you can sneak off with it and give it to me.
Why do I hate the weather today?
You take California for granted
Who shot J.R.?
Tom Cruise
why does square-enix take so long to release its games?
Because they're easily distracted or have other games to release?
Why does Viz suck so much?
Because they have waaaaaaaaaaaay too many vaccums
Why does cookie dough come in tubes?
Because everything is better in tube form
Why do I feel so stressed?
because they don't pronounce "kurogane" right.
Why do dubs suck?
Because they ignore the correct pronunciation of the names
Why do I feel tired?
because the government is sucking out your life-force
Why are there such things as plot twist?
Because other wise life would be boring
Why do my feet feel cold?
BEcause your hands are hot
why do I have a stalker
*Bang!* There I shot him for ya. That'll be $200,000 please
Is the package here yet?
Yeah, its right here(....hahahaha! im soo sorry, I couldn't resist)
Why does your head hurt after you stretch?
Because dehydration comes at you at 56 mph!
Why is the permit, just a regular piece of paper?
They were out of tracing paper
Why is my neighbor's cat trying to invade our back yard?
He wants to take over your population of grass.
Is Thanksgivings week here yet?
It's too bad it isn't...because time doesn't roll fast enough.
Why do guys get weirded out by yaoi?
Because they are not confident in their sexuality
How have I been?
sleepy.
Why is every one so far away?
We wait for the day. For the nights are so wasted and gone.
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in 1000 days?
though the fire and the flames, we'll carry on
why is my friend so ignorant?
Because he believes Yaoi is the answer to everything.
Why does my memory suck?
because namine is terrible at her job
Why isn't the sky blue?
Cause I ate it!
Why isn't my tea hot?
because I blew on it
Why is coke so (EFF!)ing carbonated
'Cause they added too much air when they made it.
Why don't sweatdrops exist in RL?
Because there is rain.
Can I has sting cheese?
No you can't. It's illegal.
Do I have time to go to Cookie Connection today?
No, you spend all your time online, remember?
When will all this anger, hate and biggotry be gone?
When god comes down from heaven and kicks our asses
How could I have spilled tea on pleather >:(
Let's talk about leather
Who just flew in from Spain?
the supreme headmaster
Who invented simileys?
A faceless nerd who still lives at home.
What is my hair color?
Crimson Sapphire
Can you really hit certin points on a person's body and have them not able to move?
One good brick to the head usually works better.
Who should I be for Fanime '09?
Billy Crystal
How should I know?
Because you have been elected King of the Anime Nerds.
Do I know you?
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Splash*
Cannonball Run, anyone?
-hits with Pikachu plushie-
Why does our flag have a bear on it?
Because bears are fuzzy
Why is my hair growing so quickly?
Because your hair thinks that you're cousin it
Why do you feel so accomplished after beating sephiroth on Kingdom Hearts?
Because this just proves that you too, CAN beat a guy like him in real life. =O
Is wallpaper that difficult to put up?
if it's ripped into little bits of paper then....yes :3
Why do I take milk to school?
because there is no cow at school.
why do backgrounds always look better black
?
Because we've all taken Paint It Black by The Rolling Stones to heart. =D
Why are there so many depressed people nowadays?
because Fanime is still forever away.
Why did i change my color?
Because you wanted to stand out
Why are there ppl on youtube in my class?
Because the voice in your mind says so?
Why wasn't on the forums all summer?
*Flush*
Wheres the plunger?
Bend over to find out.
Why must Bawls be the center of so many innuendo jokes?
Because you are too
Why didn't I put sunscreen on at water world?
A pelican stole it.
Who was phone?!
Hello?
What are you talking about?
UC Davis
why does it hurt when I ;) ?
cause a metal monkey punched you.
Why am I stuck on a game?
You pushing the wrong buttons.
Why can't I sleep?
Becuase a mind controlling newt is in your brain.
what the heck am I talking about?!
A mind controlling newt.
Why am I so tired?
Hard drive
Say what?
What what in the butt.
Where did the day go?
To my secret club.
where did godzilla go?
To the vet.
Who does Number 2 work for?
my pie
should I use an umbrella on tuesdays?
Only if you want to turn into a zombie.
Are you an error?
if I killed your computer, then yes.
can I have more pie?
Pie is for those who can't eat cake.
Where is this red light in my room coming from?
YOU MADE MISTER BUBBLES ANGRY!
can I play with toys?
Only if you don't put the small pieces in your mouth.
When will Bioshock 2 be announced?
when it gets announced.
Enter Halloween contest?
Yes duh.
Is this the right topic?
Ask Pyramid Head.
am I too short to cosplay mister bubbles?
Oh no.
Would you kindly post a new question?
if you eat that banana.
planet of the apes?
Ape hunting time.
RAWR?!
Mechazawa is here!
SUSHI NAO?!
SUSHI NEVER!
Where is my remote?
HE TOOK IT!
why does he have them shifty eyes?
He's deformed. Way to make fun of a deformed person.
Where are you?
cheez it land!
where is he?
My mouth. O_o
Where is the moon?
not in the sky.
should the cow cross the field?
Only when the lambs scream.
Are you stalking me?
man meets potato.
are you being silly?
Just hyper.
Can you think of an "O" character?
HATRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAN YOU?!
Octrok ;)
Where does shoe go?
On the glob of poop.
why the long face?
I'm a horse.
What's wrong Mr. Grumpy Gills?
HA! I HAVE NO GILLS!
Can I fly with fish?
Dr. Seuss says so.
Do you know who the Muffin Man is?
COME ON!
Blue Falcon?
Ebon Hawk.
Why does my tummy hurt?
Because your tummy doesn't like you
Where does the money all go?
To the government.
Why do I use my Wii more as a gamecube than a Wii?
because old things are sometimes better than new
Why does it still stay crunchy in milk?
Molecular crunch pieces are having an epic war with the milk.
Why did I originally forget my question?
Because the epic-ness of my last question threw your mind into a confusion
Why do people powder?
To conceal their shiny noses.
Why is it so hot?
Something to do with rotation and sun...
Who honestly comes up with the sometimes complex murders in Case Closed?
the gameboy he secretly plays.
why can't I grow a mustache?
Not man enough!
Why is it getting hotter instead of colder?
"I have a confession to make..........."
Scooby Doo, where are you?
Getting righ wiff Raggy.
Why am I so tired?
Cause you took a huge omega ultra dump :3
Can it be my birthday soon?
No you have to wait a year
Can I get a WACOM tablet?
You're the reason we can't have nice things, so no.
May I get a w00t w00t?
If godzilla agrees to.
What cleans your system?
HENTAI
Why won't this idiot pick up the phone?
He has phone.
Why do I watch reruns of That 70's Show?
Because there's nothing else to watch
Why is nightwish so awsome?
Be cause of the CORN!!!!!!!
Can I has Desert?
No, instead you get a backhand
Why do some girls complain that most cute or good-looking males are gay?
Because that leaves none for them (But I has My man ;) (Shinsengumi))
WARE'S THE CORN?
There is no CORN only CORM!!! And we like it.
Why didn't explosive_artist tell me he likes Nightwish?!
Because [insert username here] thought that nightwish was so awesome that you knew about it already.
Why do we have double chins when it doesn't protect us from much?
Cleft! The boy chin wonder know why.
Should I go to sleep?
Let me answer your question with another, Do you want to be raped?
And I didn't know that there were other Nightwish fans on these forums
Why do people say that "It's Not Halloween Yet" when you wear a costume during any other month?
Because they're jealous loses!
Why does rootbeer taste so damn good?
Because you have an addiction :-X
Why is there no ice cream in the freezer?
Because the goblins ate it all
Why aren't there flying cars, they said there would be flying cars about now in those cartoons
2000 was a lie.
If I'm addicted to rootbeer, should I go to RA?
if you can afford it
Why are my flash drives running out of space? ;D
Stop downloading guro!
Is it me, or am I getting way better at DDR?
*Drops a banana peel on your pad and watches you fall*
Who's gonna pick that up?
*slaps you* YOU ARE!!!
What is the meaning of life?
CHEESE!!
Wy is it better to have loved and lost than to have never have loved at all ?
^
it's not. People just say that to screw with your mind. It's a nice line in series too
How come in technology, smaller is better?
Because Japan said so.
Why am I having a wavering cold and not just getting fully sick?
*Steals your medicine* That's for slapping me, kid!
Wall Street?
*CRASH*
Why can't I find a job?
Because the muffin man ated it all.
Why does my wisdom teeth have to be removed soon?
Because you were screwed by genetics.
Why can't I also find a job?
It a conspiricy
Why do I like to ware sandals
Sword
Marth?
Who?
What's this?
Pigglet!
gotta go poopy?
Silly Pooh Bear.
Why am I sick?
It's all Dora the Explorer's fault.
do I need a green tea leaf?
Yes
Why is love so damn complicated?
Try again later.
Why am I too lazy to go get more popsicles?
You like to make your own
Why is my mom so frantic?
Because she is afraid of getting smushed by and african elephant.
Why does the figment of my imagination pretend to exist?
Because it wants to get to know you better
Is there a right way to make ramen?
Yes, there is only one way, the manly way.
How can I be near cats and not get allergic reactions?
Ware a mask
Who is Joe the plumber? ???
Mario and Luigi's cousin
AH! My back! What should I do?
get a massage
Why does cosplaying cost so much money?
Because paper means so much
Why are black holes black?
because they like to take in all of your things.
Why is my internet slow when I download prawn?
tooth
Got any dental floss?
BACON!
What was the murder weapon?
the dental floss
Can crystals heal?
Depends if it was the Dark Crystal
How do you make a pair of pants?
breath heavily twice
Why does monday have to come so soon?
It has something against you
Why am I getting so frustrated?
Your mind is overloading with dirty thoughts.
Why am I happy but a bit down too?
Because Zelda ate your hair off with a spoon.
Why are there people playing with a yardstick?
Because they want to measure things silly.
Are you there Flying Spaghetti Monster?
RAWR!
What is the Flying Spaghetti Monster
I think it's the Mayonnaise's archenemy.
Can I has cookie nao?
Chocolate Chip or Oatmeal?
How did we get here?
Through interprative dance
Will there be a kingdom hearts 3?
Only if you stop touching yourself at night.
What should I get my best friend for her birthday?
A cliff
Mario, where are you?
In King Koopa's belly.
When did Princess Toadstool become Prince Peach?
Since the sex change.
Why did Sarah Palin wuss out in singing that song on SNL over the weekend?
Because she realized she wasn't sexy enough.
Why is the sun yellow?
Because it never brushed itself
Why is the sun so damn hot?
Because it wares tight fitting clothing
Have you lost the game today?
no, but you did.
What is The Game?
Life.
How can I read a book in 10 minutes?
Skim through the pages.
Where did I put my life?
Check your left pocket.
Why are there protesters to something so great?
Because people are stupid
Who will be the next president?
Biden.
Is it going to rain today?
Yep, it will rain Hot Chocolate :D
Why doesn't my phone have GPS?
Because people who know Dynasty Warriors aren't allowed to have GPS.
Can I exchange my laptop for a new one?
depends if it a mac or pc. because macs rock.
why don't i have a girlfriend?
because you are not brave enough to go out and get one
why do my night contacts keep failing me, and screwing up my eyes?
Because they're the wrong size.
Why am I nervous for the conference, even if I already know what's going to be said?
Because you are afraid that a meteor will strike and ruin it for you
Why are people calling me even though I've already voted via abcenty?
Because they are your stalker
We are some people so obsessive?
Because they don't know what an overachiever is.
Why do scary movies scare me so much?
Because its their job
why don't we have flying cars?
Because J.K. Rowlings ruined it for everyone.
Why have I been gone so long?
Because you abandoned us and went to another forum.
Bacon or no bacon?
no bacon
why is THERE BACON IN THE SOAP!??!?!
i was hungry and smelly
why am i out of a life?
Because you lost one in the last level
Why do they make things such as Giga Pudding
Robbery lottery
Boot, where are you?
about to hit you a**
Why didn't I have a fun time today?
Because your burning youth wasn't hot enough
WHy is there such things as homework club
Because, you forgot to do your homework
Why is fabric so expensive?
Because it is made of a bajillion threads that costs a cent each.
Why is labor so expensive?
Because they are stiffing you
why am I so worried about the propositions?
Because you want to see how they change the way "they" run your life
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie-pop
Ask Mr. Owl
Do you like Ike?
It depends which Ike you are talking about. The hurricane, no. The character, yes. The ex-president. Yes.
Why am I so lazy??
You worked on the chain gang in prison during a past life.
Why is math so hard (for me)?
your teacher is talking in a different language
What is going on with coffee?
Coffee isn't pure anymore nowadays. They add meth into it.
Why is there so many brands of crappy tea out there?
because tea is meant to be crappy
Why is is that the better something is, the more expensive it is?
Quote from: K&K4ever on November 05, 2008, 09:32:41 AM
your teacher is talking in a different language
That answer made me chuckle :D
And the chicken tastes like rubber
Do eggs blow up in the microwave?
I don't know let's find-BOOM! . . .
What just happened?
Obama............that's what happend
why so serious?
Because prop 8 passed >:( >:( >:( >:(
I can has cheeseburger?
No. The monkey ate your cheeseburger. Now you are stuck with a vegan burger.
Can I has credit card?
Only if you want your credit to kill itself.
May I have more?
More what
When will it be over
"I'll stop the world and melt with you"
Like, gag me with a spoon?
I'll do better then that, I'll strangle you
Can I go to sleep now?
No. You still have to play Wii games with me.
I'm lazy. I don't wanna goooooooooo. Can I just stay home?
no u cant i destroyed it
what is the meaning to life
Anime is the meaning of life
why is cosplaying so fun
What's the difference between jelly and jam?
Not much, and you forgot to answer the person above you
Why do people do that?
Because they hate you.
Can I loose 5 lbs now?
Only if you dont belive in yourself.
(to help the un-answered poster)
Why is Cosplay so fun?
BECAUSE IT IS lol
why does my answer suck?
because its not good jk/jk
why didn't anyone aswer me?
They forgot about you
Why is my back swore?
because you were ran over and forgot
Why do i like sushi?
Because you don't like the idea of killing fish... You prefer to eat them alive!
Why am I still procrastinating!?!?
Because multi-tasking is very hard
why are the people at Fanime nicer than the people you meet at school or anywhere eIse?
its because we all share the same interests and we were all destined to meet each other and save the world!
why can't i breathe through my nose and i feel like im not making full breathes in my body (its actually a serious question because i feel like this now... but lets see what happens)
Quote from: Hakaru_chan on November 11, 2008, 09:37:56 PM
its because we all share the same interests and we were all destined to meet each other and save the world!
why can't i breathe through my nose and i feel like im not making full breathes in my body (its actually a serious question because i feel like this now... but lets see what happens)
probably ur sick maybe...
why ask such as serious question?
Because he doesn't have any pie
Why do I like the Jak series so much?
because of all the future weapons!
what is the purpose of Rick Rolling
to get rolled over
Why am I feeling full?
Because you stole all the food from my stomach! >:(
Why am I never full today??
Because all days are never filling
How are there millions of fruity pebbles in every bite?
You have a big mouth
Why is it so cold
cuz ur a snowman
why am i sad?
Because you have issues...
Why is it so incredibly bright today?
cuz the sun is happy
why is my street so busy
Because its rush hour
How can they put cinnimon swirls in every bite?
cheat
Why did Game Informer come today
because I rubbed him the right way
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?". U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS THE PHONE?"
That would be a feet considering I'm a girl and my BOYFRIEND is Shinsengumi
Why did you ask such a log question?
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What's the difference between jelly and jam?
Jam is supposed to be mushy and inconsistent, jelly isn't.
Why is there only one cup?
Because the cup is a lone wolf!! :P
What came first? BLEACH or Naruto?
Donald Duck
Any words for Captain Falcon?
They're taking the hobbits to Eisengard!
Why's his head so big?
He needs the wind to deflect off his face because his body can't handle the pressure...
Why am I still awake?
Because if you sleep the flying ninja monkeys will eat your brains with bbq sauce.
Why would people ever think the moon was made of cheese?
Because they got hungry... And the idea of a giant cow getting fat by eating the moon sounds appealing to them...
Why did I wake up at 8 this morning?
cuz u sneezed
why is it sunny
Because someone, somewhere, is having a great day
Is it true that contacts sting?
I think it depends on the brand. Mines didn't sting but one of my friends got his somewhere in the philippines and his would float to the back of his eyeballs. Not sure if it stung but I bet it hurt like a bitch.
Can we men cry and still be... manly (http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z10/Thousand1words/1226866092644.jpg)?
Yes, but in the case of that picture... No.
Can I have more Snickers bars without the sugar, fat and calories??
Sure!! Eat the Wrapper!! :P
Will someone pay for my Fanime Badge?
yeah ur wallet shall pay for you
what should i do for my b day?
dance on your head
Why is WaMu trying to screw me over?
Because screwing itself over just isn't enough.
Can I stop eating now?
No. you must fatten for the winter. LIKE A BEAR
Why am I watching Tora Dora? No I have a better question. Let's say you're at a small japanese restaurant and they have an all you can eat lunch special for $21, the only condition is that you eat separated from your group so that you can't give them your scraps. The real problem though is that you and your sister are twins conjoined by the neck. So you're 2 heads on 1 body. Do you and your sister count as 1 person or 2 people? Further more would you kill your sister for the all you can eat sushi?
Thats not stupid, thats complicated!!
. . . You forgot to ask a question
Why do people do that?
because they are very forgetful...
why do i like playing with the vocaloid program
Because you're a perv
What movie should I go see?
Madagascar. We should go see it together.
Can you take me to the movies?
I don't know where you live
Why can't we decide on a movie?
because theres lots of movies
can i go too?
You don't know what we're going to go see
What are we seeing?
spongebob the movie!
what else is there to watch?
Burn after reading
How old am I?
You're 10 years older than me, 55 years younger than your boyfriend. And 1 year older than your aunt.
When are you picking me up?
I don't exactly know where you are
Why dose my back hurt?
u carry lots of food in your backpack
why does the NOA hate earthbound fans?
This games winner is............
What ever happened to all the fun in the world?
evil eats it all
is naruto ending in the manga?
I could care less because I am starting to get sick of that series
Why are puppies sooooooooooo cute
because the will rule the world with it
why are we on this thread?
Because we are interested in puppies.
How much longer can I stay awake?
Dont Know? When does Naruto re-runs come on again?
Does anyone else like Vassalord? (its not yaoi....I am also known as an advent Liar!!)
i never heard of it
why do people read books?
Because they are tree-killers.
Why isn't there any mushrooms?
There's a mushroom (http://radar.spacebar.org/img/1062686280-1441272784-img.jpg) growing the corner of my bathroom, what are you talking about?
Why can't I solve all my problems with my fist just like Ken-Oh?
cuz u need to eat more OATS and DO more SQUATS
what is x?
It's :-X 's mouth
Why do ass holes go after the kids of the president on West Wing
Because they're weak!
Where is my pie!?
On your face
Can I has sowing Machine?
No you can't, because you ditched me this weekend.
Why did I forget to bring my coat??
Because it was warm when you left the house
Why do I feel like I need to get up?
Because your sense tell you that I'm going to bomb your house because I hate you. >=\
Can I go home now?
yes u may go home now
can u take this cat with you?
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but it's not a cat
what's a fun thing to do on a rainy day?
eat oats
why is Wiifit so fun
Because it is made of win
Why do people treat Pit bulls so badly? :'(
Because they molest little kids.
Why am I down?
Because its not yet Fanime
why do other people think cosplayers are weird while the cosplayers have fun?
because they are boring people
why am i up so late?
You fell asleep
Who is this nut job?
Someone who nuts all over your job
Am I the only one who would like to see Friends reanimated into an anime?
Yes
Why can't I find a paying job?
Because there are no jobs!
Why can't I find a paying job also?
Because I ated it.
Why did it suddenly get so hot?
The sun came up
Why dosen't Mel Brooks make another movie?
He's doing a dub of "Twilight"
If your color blind what color is the sky?
It should look like what Van Gogh sees when he is high.
Where can I find a dancing penguin?
Las Vegas with Britney Spears :P
Why do teachers give lots of homework over breaks and expect students to have it done?
The movie Heathers
Have you seen that movie? :P
Which one?
Which one?
Not that one, you know... the other one *LOL :P
If you put swiss cheese in cheese cake would people still eat it? (Not that I would.. I luv cheesecake!)
It all goes to the same place anyway, so why not?
Should I empth my bank account to travel to Japan for a cosplay event? (www.popjapantravel.com)
No. It's not worth it now if you don't have money for shopping.
Can my dishes wash itself please?
No, it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose.
What practical use does a robot need for 5 fingers (including the opposable thumb)?
Quote from: RaddaX2 on December 06, 2008, 01:13:33 PM
No, it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose.
What practical use does a robot need for 5 fingers (including the opposable thumb)?
;p Silence of the Lambs luver RaddaX2? ^^)
Well, I could think of a way that both men & women would benefit from that *giggles but if the robot was trying to run a vacuum it would be difficult for it to go forward and back.
B? No question? P. S. You have a dirty mind ;)
Did any one els get that dirty joke?
It was a joke? I thought she was just being dirty.
New question:
Why is it Raoh (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article1674440.ece) (a fictional character) can get a funeral with nearly 3000 attendees when most people around the world cannot afford a proper burial ceremony?
Because everyone wanted to point and stare
What did these people do to my coffee? ???
They actually added a brown crayon to it, thinking that the crayon will give the coffee a much more rich color because they didn't want to put the expensive coffee in your cup.
Why am I feeling sad?
Cause you need a man to hold you during these winter nights. That or hard drugs.
Why would people rather want a disfigured animal dead (or at the very least out of their lives) instead of acknowledging it's existence as another living creature. :-[ that's fucked up man
Because they all have they're heads up their asses
Why is it that whenever I go through a drive through, they always try to screw up my order?
Because they knew you were the one who got their stuff and forgot to pay. They never forgave you after that.
How many fingers does one have?
Depends if they've had an accident or not
Why is sushi so freaking awesome?
Because we've been tricked into thinking everything from japan is amazing.
Why are the new Disney films incapable of capturing the same magic in the older films? More over, will we see HSM in KH3?
NONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Why do I feel like I want to throw up now?
*burrrrrppppppppp* =)
My can't I feel my fingers?
It's to cold in here
Why is Deviant art making it so had to update my contests?
Depends on where you are.
Any fries with that?
cuz they tooks it with them when they went away
why is it cold in san fransisco
Because, secretly... You're in the East coast and still thinks it is San Francisco.
Why does time change affect you?
I have to have my naps. That's why.
Why do I feel so queezy? ???
Cause you have breast milk.
Why am I awake?
Because something is keeping you up.
Why do some people hate potatoes?
because they are haters :P
why did christmas end :(
Because the other holidays need their time to shine.
Why can't some of my friends grow up?
Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire.
Here's a llama?
No, There's a Lambda!
Why am I awake?
because you miss me.
Why do I hate some people so much?
You are a spiritually disturbed individual. Go to church some more and listen.
Shonen: The urge to watch overpowered little boys protecting defenseless little girls.
Seinen: The urge to watch overpowered little girls. And panty shots. Lots of panty shots.
True or False?
PINEAPPLE
What's up with Blagojevich
Quote from: RaddaX2 on December 29, 2008, 12:45:15 PM
You are a spiritually disturbed individual. Go to church some more and listen.
Shonen: The urge to watch overpowered little boys protecting defenseless little girls.
Seinen: The urge to watch overpowered little girls. And panty shots. Lots of panty shots.
True or False?
true
Why didn't you answer my question or ask one of your own?
I wish to answer your question, but I can't because I'm not the person above you.
It's a bit warmer today, isn't it?
I think so, there is less frost on the ground
Why is Dean Cook so funny?
Dean cook? dont you mean Dane Cook?
God only knows.
Why must I have a headache?
Swear to God they got the most
And every business on the coast?
Is about to go out
What the hell is up with the weather?
The sun is chilling the weather too much lately.
Why can't I contact DMV???
You didn't fill the proper "contact the DMV" paperwork.
WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?!
Orange, duh.
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?
The person who fixes washing machines.
Where the hell is Anna?
in the bathroom
can I fall asleep to birds chirping?
Only if Anna doesnt flush them down the toilet!
Is there someone thats ALWAYS ontime? And if so, can they give my friend lessons?
Yes, but that'll cost you.
Why are there so many Saw movies?
Because theres alot to be seen!!!
Are you Jumby?
No, he wants to be born now though.
Where did the time go?
To the past, present, and future.
Why did L have to die?
SPOILER ALERT DAMN YOU! ;)
Why do I look so nice in girls clothing?
Because late at night, you secretly inject hormones into your arm to look more feminine.
Why is my phone always dead?
It keeps getting shot
How could I have fallen asleep after the inauguration? :o
Because you tired yourself out Laughing when the judge messed up the OATH!!!
What time is it in Japan if its bedtime here?
11:00 next Tuesday
WTF is up with Fox News?
WTF isn't up with Fox News?
Why is time moving so slowly today?
Because you're stalling it.
Where's my choco milkshake?
*burp* I eated it
Why am I so tired?
Your battery is dying.
Why does my chest hurt?
There's an elephant on your chest
Who will win best picture at the Oscars?
Not the one you want.
Where is my homework?
In your pants.
Why did I wake up so early?
The rooster crowed
Why did I see in so late today?
Because you saw out early yesterday
Why everyone so stupid?
They never went to school
How fast can a shark swim?
Up to 45 mph, I think, I'm taking an ocean ecology class
Why are some Disney songs so amazing?
Because They were written by amazing people.
Why is "The Producers" so God Damn Funny?
Pencil
MEDIC?
No thanks. My coffee is fine.
Why is the sky blue?
Why free Willy in Free Willy?
Because you can
Why didn't you answer his question?
Because she is trying to ignore him.
Where's my mail?
It's in your mailbox, silly :D
Why does this year going too well for me....I don't like it
Quote from: explosive_artist on February 09, 2009, 07:59:29 PM
It's in your mailbox, silly :D
Why does this year going too well for me....I don't like it
Because lady luck is on your side...look behind you!
Why is that in Sailor Moon, Darian(Momo) who has black hair and Serena(Usagi)who has yellow hair had a child that has pink hair?
It was Changed with the radiation produced from the Nuclear Power Plant that they lived next to.
Why can't I find a vest for my King costume?
Because you don't deserve to be king.
Why does 4kids kill anime?
Well, the whole damn weekend came and went Frankie
Wanna buy some Mandies, Bob?
What's a Mandies?
And Who is Bob?
Mandies are.... well..... its like undies... specifically made for a man.
And well... Bob wears them...
Where does animes come from?
God. XD
Why won't my paper write itself?
Because you don't know who Chicago is. >:(
Why isn't Oorashi doing their homework instead of posting on the forums at 1AM?
Because its fun.
why am i making cookies?
cuz you're hungry
how did "CardCaptors" kill children with ther op?
By inserting random clips of uncut Pikachu attack scenes.
Why do I love sushi so much?
because its fishy
why has ash from pokemon anime always gets beaten?
because he's secretley a masachist.
why dont i have a dermal regenerator, like on ST TNG?
Because I slapped you in the face with a pair of pink panties, and they flew off when you were only a small age of 3.
Why are tall people tall?
because short people got.. short people got....... no reason to liiiiiveee.....
why did i stay up to watch Bleach, and end up paying more attention to my laptop?
Because you are bi-polar and have A.D.D.
Why does Ice Cream have to be so cold to be enjoyable?
Because .... its from space it is secretely a alien treat called Ack Tack
why am i tall and fat?
Because your parents said that "if you don't eat your food, then you won't grow big and tall"..... So you ate at their request and now it shall be your duty to sue them for all that they are worth.
Why is space black?
Because the almighty man rejected the color orange.
Why is the cake a lie?
It isn't really a lie. It is just that we had to deny the existance of the cake in order to escape our ill fates at the hand of a psycho mechanical mad scientist.
How come bacon tastes so damn good?
because it squeals out flavor
why is metal awsome?
because it's hard.
Why is making fun of politicians so easy?
Because that is the way the government wants it. They portray themselves to make many mistakes so that America thinks they are all human, when in fact they are cyborg ninjas from an alternate dimension... sent here to hold down our society so that we don't become a great one nation world and take over the universe and learn the art of dimensional travel. They are just disguised as filthy old men with flaws and crazy values to throw us off.
Why do people eat broccoli when it tastes so nasty?
because they made broccoli from their own skin and paint it green
why does twilight the movie suck so bad?
Because Stephanie Meyer is on crack.
Why is my keyboard so loud?
so you know what notes you're typing.
why does it end when darkness ends tonight?
Because I ate it.
Why do we have fingernails?
because finger screws would look rediculous
why did the battery in my mp3 player have to go dead mid-song?
It didnt like the song...
Why did Walt Disney name the 7 dwarfs after side effects of drugs?
because naming them after the seven deadly sins would have sold less books and movies.
why am i hearing Morgan Freeman's voice while reading the shawshank redemption?
umm because you like his voice??
what is the color of George Washington's white horse?
Blue!
Why is lucky star so addicting even thought it doesn't have a plot?
Because you have nothing better to watch.
Why did Windows Vista fail so badly?
people didnt recognize Vista they thought it was a sophisticated word so it failed cause they were used to XP
Why do i own in Super smash bros brawl alot?
Because the others players are n00bs
Why is the weapons policy so strict this year @ FAnime
Because Fanime staff hates realistic cosplayers.
(Really it's because of all the recent policemen deaths and crazy stuff like that.)
Why do I want to lose my Fanime virginity this year?
Because Fanime is awesome!! (cept for the weapons)
Why am I only going to Fanime for one day, Sunday?
Because
1.) you are underage.
2.) that's the only day your parents can take you.
3.) you can only afford to go for one day.
4.) it is your excuse to skip church.
because you didnt ask a question.
why am i a night owl?
Because your not a morning bird.
Why am I posting @ school.
Because you have a terrible teacher who doesn't monitor what you are doing.
Why haven't I ever cosplayed before?
Your flash drive was erased
Who are you people?
we are the internet.
how many roads must a man walk down before he asks for directions?
Trick question. A man doesn't ask for directions.
How many ducks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ur mom [lol]
Why do I love pocky so much?
Because it tastes like chicken.
Why does everything taste like chicken?
Because you taste like chicken.
Why does every one like Naruto Yaoi
*is horrified by the question*
Why do you ask about yaoi?
becauuse she loves gay boys.
why does the scroll function on my touchpad not work when my hands are cold?
Because mine doesn't work eiter when my hands are wet.
Why does Runewitt think I like Yaoi.
Quote from: Runewitt on April 14, 2009, 10:52:37 PM
becauuse she loves gay boys.
why does the scroll function on my touchpad not work when my hands are cold?
I do NOT like Yaoi. I do like SOME shonen ai. I only asked that because every1 is so obsesed with it. >:(
because he was going by the context of the post and had no other information.
why do i have to work so damn early tomorrow am?
Because your boss knows that you are not a morning person and is actually hoping you will sleep in, so that they will have an excuse to finally fire you.
Why am I up so late tonight?
cause you have cookies
To answer your question..... yes. ::)
Why didn't Rhornez ask a question?
He forgot
Why an I posting from my phone
cause you get charged 6.50$ everytime you do and u like to waste money
why did i own soo much in a unofficial tournament at last years fanime con? (i was marth and with my buddy we had a 6 game winning streak untill a ganondorf killed me)
Because you have no life and are able to practice instead of having sexual relations with a female?
Why is Hard Gay gay?
Becuz it is
WHy am I watching Higurashi when it is scaring the crap outta me :-[
Quote from: SukebeStudios on April 16, 2009, 12:01:23 AM
Because you have no life and are able to practice instead of having sexual relations with a female?
offtopic: i have had
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with a female before Tyvm but i cant discuss
On topic:cause you like being scared
Why does Rhornez refuse to ask questions? :'(
Quote from: Liquid on April 16, 2009, 12:29:15 PM
Why does Rhornez refuse to ask questions? :'(
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Because he's in your pants.
Why am I here?
Because you have no life, JK! I love you all
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why do i tend to wait till the last minute/month to work on cosplays?
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because it's like a milkshake.
why do people fart in elevators?
Because elevators have specially made walls to absorb the gases so that they do not escape into the environment.
Why does Runewitt think his milkshake is better then yours?
Because I threw the rum bottles at the pirates
Why won't the phone stop ringing?
Toothpaste
Why is my communication class homework so hard? :-[
cause you only communicate in the internet and not in real life
why is the sky blue
Because the sky is a smurf.
Why does Chicken taste like Chicken?
because you have no sense of taste.
why does my fanime list look like a shopping list at the liquor store?
Because you like to drink?
Why am I about to answer my own question?
Because I know more about you than anyone else.
Why do I answer my own questions?
you fail
why does he/she fail?
Because they were bored enough to answer their own question.
Why wasn't I trying to be funny with the above answer?
because your job has sucked out all the funny-ness out of you.
Why isnt it nom nom time yet?
Because nom nom time does NOT revolve around you.... you selfish bastard.
When exactly is Caturday?
THE DAY OF CATS! nyan
Why won't Raito kun talk to me anymore. :'(
whos raito kun?
why do people always say when pigs fly?
because they want faster bacon delivery.
i can use cero nao?
Quote from: Rhornez on April 20, 2009, 09:32:01 PM
whos raito kun?
why do people always say when pigs fly?
Raito is Light Yagami from DEATH NOTE! You should know, NEAR! Actually I put piggy tails in my hair like Misa Misa and I wouldn't stop pestering my Light cosplayer until he said he would <3 me forever (Just kidding I was just glomping him all day.) HE LOOKS JUST LIKE A CHIBI LIGHT ITS REALLY CUTE!
Quote from: Runewitt on April 20, 2009, 09:59:27 PM
i can use cero nao?
No, you cannot.
Why can't adults see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
I DUNNO?!? Cinnamon Toast Crunch are gud.
Why can't adults enjoy SpongeBob Square Pants?
because he's a sponge that wears pants.
how to mine for fish?
Pickaxe. Duh.
Why can't the silly Rabbit have any Trix?
Queen album
Don't Lose Your Head?
Sure?
Do you agree?
Girugamesh
what?
Because
When is dinner?
NOW!
Can it be hugz time now plees?
Yes. *hugz*
Can hugz time be over now?
Nope. You are stuck forever.
Will you stay tuned next week for the thrilling conclusion?
No. the plot twist is terrible
What is love?
It is what it it
Can I not wear sunglasses while I look directly at the sun?
Because you'll be blind and not be able to finish your costume.
Can hugz time PLEASE be over?
No. Hugz time is forever!
Mr. Owl...how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll Center of a Tootsie Pop?
None, I use a hammer
What happened to Shredder?
He now sells fruit slicers to old people from the Home Shopping Network.
What ever happened to Parachute Pants?
Extra Credit: Will they be back in style soon?
I put them in the Shredder, and I don't think they're coming back after that
Will you be coming to the gatherings I'm hosting?
Maybe what day is it?
Why does my school dance always FAIL!
Because school dances ALWAYS fail? ::)
Quote from: K&K4ever on April 25, 2009, 12:55:44 AM
Will you be coming to the gatherings I'm hosting?
If you give me more information and the drive isn't too far. :)
school dances are fail indeed
Guess I forgot to ask a stupid question. ::)
How much wood could a Wood Chuck chuck, if a Wood Chuck could chuck wood?
a wood pecker would chuck as much wood as a wood pecker would chuck wood but not as much as the wood would chuck a wood pecker.
What is your favorite quote?
"KOOOOOOOOOOOON"
Who eals if fighting a cold right now?
You?
How do you explain love?
My name is love
Why do none of my friends have rides to Fanime.
Because they don't really want to go bad enough.
Where do tacos come from?
Mexico
How much wood can chuck norris chuck if chuck norris can chuck
In one chuck of Chuck Norris' nunchuck would Chuck Norris chuck every piece of wood in existance to chunks.
Why do people drink carbonated water when it tastes like crap?
you answer your own question >_< because it taste like crap and crap is what they like >_<
what is the day after Friday? (trick question?)
Caturday!
Did i get it right?
Nope. It's 2nd Friday.
What is the square root of a 5x5 square root?
Too many squares
How tall is the 22 story building?
250,000 inches.
If two trains leave two different train stations that are 50 miles apart, how much are hot dogs at the first station?
1.5$
did you go to L change the WorLd movie night?
no. I was drinking that day.
Why does Zap Branigan's pick up lines work so well?
"A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this: they stand for everything we don't stand for. Also they told me you guys look like dorks!"
What is what?
What is what, that's what it is.
Can you believe it's not butter?
I can't believe it's not false advertising.
Why is my mic being a complete pain in the @$$ to get working on my new PC?
Incompatible hardware.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the chicken crossed the road?
A woodchuck would chuck a one ton chunk pile of chuckable wood after it chucked the chunky chicken across the non-chuckable road.
Are aliens real?
only if you make em real i think they dont exist
am i too fat to be Near from death note?
i don't know Post your height and weight
Will i be able to pull off a good Rukia?
depends on hwo bad your art is.
how does one pull a rukia?
Hyperextending a knee
Who's on first?
Naturally.
What's on second?
Ralph
How do I win the poker game in Jojo?
Learn to play poker and then play smarter.
What is the volume of a stereo?
OVER 9000!
What else is over nine thousand?
9001
Heads or Tails?
the meat in the middle of the animal is much tastier.
are there any good temp hair colors that only last 2-3 washings?
no.
what does god taste like?
Quote from: BumbleB on May 10, 2009, 09:35:29 PM
i don't know Post your height and weight
Will i be able to pull off a good Rukia?
about 234 5"9 the weight will change cause im still dieting XD
god tastes like CANDLEJA
why cant i say CANDLEJ
Because it's not really a word.
Why the hell am I up so late?
Because I know what you did last summer 0.0
Why is Fanime so close?
Because it likes the smell of your hair.
What's for breakfast?
Green eggs and ham.
Whats for lunch?
Tea and Crisps
What can you tell me about the four wudu?
The voodoo that the four wudu do is off the heezy.
How much voodoo could the wudu do if the wudu could do voodoo?
.000000001
Why am I still eating these animal cracker that taste like paste?
cuz it r gud?
do you speak lolcat?
I can has cheezburger?
How can you find out where the invisible bike is?
So this is what I stubbed my toe on this morning.
Where's my motor?
It died(so sad :'()
Do you enjoy being glomped? (Me: NO!)
It can be fun.
Where is the end of the world?
On all four sides. It is flat after all...
Why?
because its a square?
Do you pop you pimple or leave em?
Depends on their size... ^(0.0)^
Why must Pluto be shun from our solar system?
Because some scientist was resentful of it's size.
What should the new acronym for memorizing the planets be without pluto?
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/593489 (http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/593489)
QuoteHere are the new possible mnemonic devices:
My Very Extravagant Mother Just Sent Us Nachos.
My Very Elderly Mother Just Sits Up Nights.
Major Volcanoes Erupt, Making Jolts, Shaking, Unsteadying Nerves.
Make Very Extraordinary Meals of Jell-O, Strawberries and Unsalted Nuts.
Mary's Violet Eyes Make Jack Stare Until Noticed.
My Very Exotic Mistress Just Showed Up Nude (perhaps this one is for college lads).
Why is the planet Mercury not on a tilted axis?
it's really drunk, and its just leaning the other way until the universe stops spinning.
whats a good side-dish for 3 day old meat?
pease porridge in the pot, 9 days old.
Why do Illinois and New Mexico insist on claiming that pluto is still a planet just because of the residency of it's discoverer in said states?
Quotewhats a good side-dish for 3 day old meat?
(Already had this typed, but someone hit enter before me.) 3 day old milk and stale bread, followed up with a bottle of Pepto.
QuoteWhy do Illinois and New Mexico insist on claiming that pluto is still a planet just because of the residency of it's discoverer in said states?
Because that's the only thing they got going for them.
What's a good get rich quick scheme?
bank robbery.
guys. teh meat is cooked and refridgerated. is not bad meat.
why must my phone be too old for bluetooth?
Because your old phone is better suited for normal dentures and not a cool new blue grill.
Why does Runewitt let cooked meat sit in his fridge, untouched, for 3 whole days? :o
Quote from: Liquid on May 13, 2009, 12:38:20 AM
Because your old phone is better suited for normal dentures and not a cool new blue grill.
Why does Runewitt let cooked meat sit in his fridge, untouched, for 3 whole days? :o
because it hasnt been untouched, there's just been a lot of it.
Baked Potato?
Baked potato would be perfect. Even better if it's a loaded baked potato. Extra points for garlic bread.
What's the circumference of a 3x3 square?
Is that in inches, centimeters, or feet?
Chances are, with 6 billion people in the world, someone is going to go to the bathroom right before you, so why not say "I think I'll go to the bathroom too," as you get up to go?
I don't because I wish to pay homage to Mitch Hedberg by NOT using his jokes as he is deceased.....douche.
Hey Stranger. What are you buyin'?
Your mom. For $5.
Does she know that you are gay?
Yes.
Do you think that liquid is a pretentious faggot.
Nope. I think he is pretty awesome. ;D
How come Danger has a really bad mouth, short temper and makes a lot of off color jokes? :P
He ended up answering your previous question.
Why can't the rabbit have any Trix?
Because Trix is like LCD to rabbits...and LCD is illegal.
Quote from: DentyneIce408 on May 14, 2009, 02:06:52 PM
He ended up answering your previous question.
True. :D
(You forgot to ask a question Liquid XD)
Why is the weather so unpredictable?
Well it can be, but we have magical weather wizards that appear nightly on the news to help us interpret the signals left for us in the clouds by the Gods. Their magic is quite stunning. They can super-impose images of your country onto a wall and change the colors and positions of weather icons with their mind.
Why is the what and where is the how, but then when is the who?
Quote from: narutofan17 on May 14, 2009, 03:22:20 PM
(You forgot to ask a question Liquid XD)
Why is the weather so unpredictable?
You caught me! Noooooooooooo!
Because the what is actually the who and when is the how.
Why is my alarm clock going off?
Quote from: narutofan17 on May 14, 2009, 03:48:30 PM
Why is my alarm clock going off?
Because you treated it like crap and it's pretty pissed... therefore it's going off on you.
Is it break time yet?
Only when your ready to start breaking things.
Why can't I sign into my email?
Because nobody really emails you anyways...so your account got cancelled.
Where do babies come from?
Vaginas
Do you like the way she cooks your whooper
If by Whooper you mean Whopper, then yes.
What's inside a pot pie?
chicken, peas, carrots, and weed
how much is this apple.
2 bits.
Shave and a haircut?
No thanks.
How about some Ovaltine?
I didn't know a tine could be oval
Should this dog have a collar?
Shouldn't all dogs have a collar?
If I just leave for San Jose now and have a pre-Fanime party for the next week, who would join me?
Let's see. I have finals next all next week. Sure, I'm down (XDDDD)
Should I go shoeless?
Only if your feet don't reek.
Should I take a cab from the airport to the con, or walk?
Make the plane take you all the way.
Should I work on my cosplay or finish this final paper?
Cosplay! school is no fun D:
Should I work on my cosply, or keep posting on these forums XD
Both
Should I work on my cosplay or sit here at work?
You should cosplay while working
Should I leave right now?
nnnooooo!!!!!!!!!!
should I keep distracting my gf from her hw, or find somthing else to do?
until your pants fall.
Should take a break from sewing?
(lol what?)
yees, sewing is needs breaks D:
the question is "what?" i take it?
who.
Why is Michael Scott such an asshole
Quote from: narutofan17 on May 14, 2009, 08:45:27 PM
You should cosplay while working
(Did that on Halloween. The military doesn't normally look too kindly on dressing up, but I got away with it. Brought in my Sima Yi costume in fact. Nothing like military guys walking around in bright purple robes.)
Wikipedia lists about 20, take your pick of which one and why they may be an asshole.
Why do I have to work 12 hour shifts?
Quote from: Danger on May 14, 2009, 09:06:27 PM
the question is "what?" i take it?
yes, because i don' understand what they meant! XD
Quote from: SimaSeph on May 14, 2009, 09:18:41 PM
Quote from: narutofan17 on May 14, 2009, 08:45:27 PM
You should cosplay while working
(Did that on Halloween. The military doesn't normally look too kindly on dressing up, but I got away with it. Brought in my Sima Yi costume in fact. Nothing like military guys walking around in bright purple robes.)
Wikipedia lists about 20, take your pick of which one and why they may be an asshole.
Why do I have to work 12 hour shifts?
Because the corporation is trying to ruin your life
Why won't he turn gay for me?
Quote from: explosive_artist on May 14, 2009, 09:25:03 PM
Why won't he turn gay for me?
Don't ask....don't tell.
What should I eat for dinner?
Leftover Chicken
Why do girls slap me when I tell them if they will bear my children?
Because girls don't like it when bears are around their children.
Why can't Wolverine's adamantium skull block telepathy?
Because you touch yourself at night.
How can I touch the sun without being burned?
By touching it with a thoughtful gift.
Why is there salt in the sea?
Because I touch myself at night.
Mr. Owl...how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
Let's find out... *unwraps and starts licking the Tootsie Pop* A-one, a-two-hoo, a-three *chomp* Three.
Wu, Shu, or Wei?
Wu, they have a samurai and a pirate.
Is Lu Bu stronger then Lord Orochi?
There BFF so it doen't matter
Raw Raw Fight the Power?
Indeed.
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?!?!?!
Bob Dole
Vegeta,What does the scouter say about his power level?
OVER 9000!!!!
How many times does Goku die?
It's Gendo!
What does Gendo like?
Your mom!
Who's on stage?
Momoi
Why does time seem to move so slowly when something you want is only a week away?
Because the God of Time is Loki.
Why won't I post for the rest of tonight?
Because your interwebz are down.
How come I have an A in math?
Because you copy me
How many wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck COULD chuck wood?
because you touch yourself at night.
Who is having a con party?
People with no real lives.
Is ewu watching me at night?
Rockwell and Michael Jackson
Do you know the way to San Jose? :D
yes, i googled it.
where have all the flowers gone?
They stood up and migrated to the North.
Why does Mario always get the princess?
Because Luigi likes Mushroom.
Why does Koopa always kidnap the Princess?
Because then there'd be no storyline.
Why is the economy failing?
Because our last prez EFF-ed it up
Why are people so ignorant?
Because they spend too much time on the internet.
Who fired the shot that started a nation?
The Terminator
Where is this Paradise City, Guns n' Roses were singing about?
Las Vegas.
How come Pluto is so tiny?
Because it has an inferiority complex.
How does Joel eat and breathe and other science facts?
Delta Farce
Roy?
Is gay.
Puppies?
Also gay.
Gorillaz?
dont make music anymore.
we can have time travel?
Quote from: Liquid on May 18, 2009, 11:29:15 AM
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Quote from: Liquid on May 18, 2009, 11:29:15 AM
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Quote from: Liquid on May 18, 2009, 11:29:15 AM
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Quote from: Liquid on May 18, 2009, 11:29:15 AM
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we can have time travel?
Time paradox. You can have this.
we can have time travel?
Time paradox. You can have this.
we can have time travel?
Time paradox. You can have this.
we can have time travel?
Time paradox. You can have this.
we can have time travel?
Time paradox. You can have this.
If you time traveled... could you be your own great great great grandfather?
I'm thinking of the movie "The Stupids"
Who stole my garbage can?
Quote from: Barnes on May 18, 2009, 03:29:59 PM
Who stole my garbage can?
It was the garbage company. You didn't pay the garbage bill.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
The Keebler elves that lost their jobs
Bouken desho desho?
Bless you.
How could the season finale of Battlestar gotten any worse?
A Battle would take place on a Star
What do you want for tea? (If you get that reference I will love you forever.
kaiser chiefs?
can you guys spot me at the convention ? in Near form you will get one dollar now for the stupid question
why does the sidewalk always have black spots
Because someone stabbed Mr Game and Watch.
Why go faster then the speed of sound?
So we can outrun missles that were fired upon us.
Do all dogs go to heaven?
Ask Dom DeLuise
Was that too soon?
No, it was actually too late.
What would Brian Boitano do?
Go to Las Vegas and get a hangover.
Why do protesters dislike otaku's?
Because we have prettier girls and jesus on our side of the sidewalk.
Is it Fanime 2010 yet?
It's not even 2010 yet let alone fanime 2010. Why does trooper owe people drinks, and why aren't I one of them?
Because Santa Claus saw you doing naughty things last night.
Should Elmo write a waltz to go with Kermit the Frog for next year's B&W Ball?
Quote from: trooper715 on May 28, 2009, 04:09:56 PM
Should Elmo write a waltz to go with Kermit the Frog for next year's B&W Ball?
Yes, but it has to be a death metal waltz themed song and it has to have something to do with tickling him.
Fanime 2010 - Will I eat at places other than La Vic's? lol
Magic 8-ball says: Outlook not good.
Is it a trap?
Quote from: trooper715 on May 28, 2009, 04:43:08 PM
Is it a trap?
Yes and you want to date it.
That's what she said?
Am I the child of Pink Haired Sasuke and Naruto or Captain Falcon and King DeDeDe?
(Wow this kinda creeps me out and I typed it lol)
*Jumps*
Where did David Lee Roth go?
To light the menorah. http://www.asklyrics.com/display/Adam_Sandler/The_Hanukkah_Song_Lyrics/118269.htm (http://www.asklyrics.com/display/Adam_Sandler/The_Hanukkah_Song_Lyrics/118269.htm)
Does your mom know you're gay?
Danger can answer that question for you.
Should I save up my money for next years FanimeCon?
Next year we will use peanuts as currency.
Should I draw a pickle?
You should draw whatever you want. So, yes.
Who does the world revolve around?
Deckard
Is he a replicant?
No, he's a unicorn.
Will Americans ever embrace soccer?
Quote from: trooper715 on June 01, 2009, 01:58:21 PM
Will Americans ever embrace soccer?
But American Football is so much better...
Will the world ever embrace American Football?
no. because jesus cant play rugby.
what the smeg?
Why yes, Rimmer is, in fact, a smeghead.
Where'd the last piggy go?
The Air Force
Should I enlist?
Not in the Air Force. Or Army. Or Navy. Or Coast Guard.
Obama: Best president, bestest president, or dirty stinking commie socialist harbinger of doom?
So far? Bestest. ZOMG HE'S ACTUALLY TRYING TO HELP!!
Butterflies in the sky....I can fly twice as high?
But DDT is dispersed by airplanes flying even higher.
Why doesn't radiation give me superpowers like in the movies?
Quote from: trooper715 on June 02, 2009, 11:41:02 AM
Why doesn't radiation give me superpowers like in the movies?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Should I get a PSP Go?
No, you should get a DSi!
Why do you hate children?
Because of wal-mart incidents.
Why does my cellphone battery suck?
Quote from: Knucker on June 02, 2009, 02:03:03 PM
Why does my cellphone battery suck?
Because you use your cellphone way too much and it just wants to die.
Quote from: trooper715 on June 02, 2009, 01:52:07 PM
No, you should get a DSi!
I already have a DS Lite. I have no need to get a DSi. I have an iPod Video for music and movies and my cellphone takes pics. If I want to chat I have text messages or my PC. Why waste my monies?
If you already have a DSLite, I say don't bother with a PSP Go. One handheld gaming system is enough. As you said, why waste teh monies?
I mean...potato!
Was that a stupid enough answer for this thread?
0.0;
Sure lets go with a yes.
Can wall really have ears that listen?
Quote from: xXunyuuXx on June 02, 2009, 02:22:57 PM
Can wall really have ears that listen?
If wall was procreated by Big Brother, than yes.
Quote from: trooper715 on June 02, 2009, 02:13:54 PM
If you already have a DSLite, I say don't bother with a PSP Go. One handheld gaming system is enough. As you said, why waste teh monies?
I already have the regular PSP too. <.<;
I currently have a DS Lite, PSP, PS3, and a Wii. No Xbox ftw.
God of War III ftw?
Coin toss
Beer and boobies, anyone?
Quote from: trooper715 on June 02, 2009, 09:37:19 AM
Not in the Air Force. Or Army. Or Navy. Or Coast Guard.
Lol :D Oh the story I could tell. Oh wait :-[
just say no. leaves more for the rest of us.
how to get lols?
Step 1: Find a group of people.
Step 2: Get them alcohol.
Step 3: Turn on a camera.
Isn't it lawls and not lols?
Neither. It's Loli, as in "get your Adverbs Here".
Are there truly any stupid questions?
Quote from: G.I.R on June 03, 2009, 12:28:45 PM
Are there truly any stupid questions?
Yes and you just asked one.
Wii Vitality Sensor?
Hell no. Consol Gimmic of the week. :P
Should I play Mega Millions tonight?
Quote from: G.I.R on June 03, 2009, 12:36:05 PM
Should I play Mega Millions tonight?
"You have to play to win!" (Can I have a cut when you win if I promise to stop hurting anime I've never heard of in the Hurt/Heal thread? lol)
Which anime should I kill off in the Anime Hurt n' Heal thread?
Quote from: Liquid on June 03, 2009, 12:52:54 PM
Quote from: G.I.R on June 03, 2009, 12:36:05 PM
Should I play Mega Millions tonight?
"You have to play to win!" (Can I have a cut when you win if I promise to stop hurting anime I've never heard of in the Hurt/Heal thread? lol)
If I won, I could just hire a hit-man. ;D
QuoteWhich anime should I kill off in the Anime Hurt n' Heal thread?
Well, since you're not really playing the game, hmmm, I dunno, Project A-ko?
Do the Protesters (read as Zealots) have an Axe to grind with Fanime?
Quote from: G.I.R on June 03, 2009, 12:59:22 PM
If I won, I could just hire a hit-man. ;D
Not cool!
Quote from: G.I.R on June 03, 2009, 12:59:22 PM
Well, since you're not really playing the game, hmmm, I dunno, Project A-ko?
Hey, I'm playing! My anime are at the top of the Heal chain. One Piece & Hajime no Ippo. (Most of my other favorites are already dead.) I'm just trying to thin out the list because there are far too many anime around the 15-30 range.
Plus, how do you win the game if every anime survives?
Quote from: G.I.R on June 03, 2009, 12:59:22 PM
Do the Protesters (read as Zealots) have an Axe to grind with Fanime?
They just have nothing better to do with their lives than try to judge the lives of young adults.
Will Starcraft II live up to the hype?
Better hope so. I'd be pissed if it didn't.
How do you win in the Anime Hurt n' heal game?
Quote from: DentyneIce408 on June 03, 2009, 04:11:10 PM
How do you win in the Anime Hurt n' heal game?
I dunno. I was assuming you won when your favorite anime were the only things left alive. However, new anime come out all the time and can be nominated by anyone. Therefore it can be a never ending battle. O_o;
What's your favorite anime....and why?
Nothing before, I mostly read manga. But after I watched Hajime no Ippo I got so into it I actually tried training like a boxer again. I used to boxed with my cousins when we were kids.
What's your favorite sport?
Quote from: DentyneIce408 on June 03, 2009, 04:42:23 PM
Nothing before, I mostly read manga. But after I watched Hajime no Ippo I got so into it I actually tried training like a boxer again. I used to boxed with my cousins when we were kids.
Haha, I did the very same thing after I watched it the first time.
Quote from: DentyneIce408 on June 03, 2009, 04:42:23 PM
What's your favorite sport?
Football. (American Football)
Who is your favorite band?
Van Halen
Why not Van Hagar?
Because then they would have to change all the labels on the records and CD's. ;D
Are the Emoticons in the Post a Reply window secretly mocking us?
Quote from: G.I.R on June 04, 2009, 08:56:02 AM
Are the Emoticons in the Post a Reply window secretly mocking us?
Not really. They are all still captures of one person with a yellow circular face. This person can be very emo, but as a whole they have been labeled as bi-polar.
How does a blind man know when he's done wiping when he uses the bathroom?
a blind man just knows. he is one with the matrix. :P
Should I have another party at my house? what kind of theme [or reason] should i have a party for?
Quote from: Jerry on June 04, 2009, 03:41:48 PM
Should I have another party at my house? what kind of theme [or reason] should i have a party for?
Now THAT is a stupid question. Of course you should. You don't need a reason. The reason is that you want to have a party! :D
Can I fly on cheese to the moon with a Pirate and Ninja? xD
Quote from: sasukeuchiha92 on June 08, 2009, 05:15:28 PM
Can I fly on cheese to the moon with a Pirate and Ninja? xD
Yes, but it has to be an electric rocket.
Is the cake a lie?
Burp!
Meow?
No Kitty! That's My Pot-Pie!!!
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
I'd glomp the Progressive insurance girl.
Pourquoi?
Quote from: G.I.R on June 09, 2009, 08:01:54 AM
No Kitty! That's My Pot-Pie!!!
LOL nice!
To the SimpsonMobile!
Smithers, who's that?
I believe that is Kid Rock carrying an elephant while riding a unicycle
La Vittoria è Mia?
(In German) Konnen sie bitte Art in Englisch!
(In Czech) Jak jste asi netrpelivy FanimeCon 2010?
The jury is still out on that one.
あなたのズボンのバターの棒がある。 好むか。
Wwaaaaaaaaaht?!?
How am I supposed to under stand that?
... and as far as the jury thing, I don't start jury duty until the 29th. :P
Quote from: G.I.R on June 10, 2009, 05:46:31 PM
Wwaaaaaaaaaht?!?
How am I supposed to under stand that?
lol. I used the Altavista.com babelfish translator. :-X
Or did I?
Tried it, It didn't want to translate it back to english. >:(
Quote from: G.I.R on June 10, 2009, 06:05:57 PM
Tried it, It didn't want to translate it back to english. >:(
I tried it just now and it didn't work the first time, but second try it did.
"あなたのズボンのバターの棒がある。 好むか。" = "There is a stick of the butter in your pants. You like?"
(Yeah, it worked the second time.)
ほしくない
Should I get the extended service plan?
how could you loose?
why do i want to read more than i have time for?
Reading makes you happy
Should I quit my job and become a Pinja? (Pinja= Pirate+Ninja)
Pinjas are a sin against creation. They were never meant to inner breed. Just like cats and dogs. If you became a Pinja, then Ninjas and Pirates everywhere would attempt to murder you for the sake of survivalism.
I just ate an apple. Why am I still hungry?
Needs some meat.
Where did Boota go to?
Don't know. He ran off after your last post.
wy d sm ppl pst wtht vwls?
H is no a vowel.
Would you like to make 7up, up yours?
Only if I get something more out of it.
Why does my dachshund wake up so early and bug me?
Quote from: Knucker on June 11, 2009, 02:03:10 PM
Why does my dachshund wake up so early and bug me?
Because you obviously sleep in too late.
Where can I get a dachshund alarm clock?
Quik-e-Mart, duh!
*In a hangover voice* Ugh, what happened last night?
There was a huge party but you weren't invited so you got depressed and indulged in vodka.
Who threw the party?
Your neighbor's goldfish.
Why weren't we invited?
there wasnt enough room in the bowl
when the smeg?
Tomorrow, with Greg.
What is the meaning of life?
I am the meaning of life
Can I be a reality star like Mike "The Miz" Mizanin?
Not a chance.
Are you willing to be a reality nobody instead?
Yes, it beats being stalked by fans.
Will we ever have hover boards like in Back to the Future?
Quote from: DentyneIce408 on June 12, 2009, 01:30:33 PM
Will we ever have hover boards like in Back to the Future?
Gimme a Delorian and I will go find out.
Will GM survive?
Yes. Grandma Molly will be fine. I'm sure she's glad to know you were concerned.
Why does my brain hate me?
Your brain is just telling you to relax, it's summer!
I notice people in suits were staring at me, are we in the Matrix?
No, you're just part of a science experiment by the government.
Why did I humanize the rollercoaster VIPER from Six Flags Magic Mountain?
Because you harbor a grudge against the Big Dipper in the Santa Cruz boardwalk.
Why did Hasbro buy all of the 3D puzzles from Wrebbit, produce them for a year, and then discontinue the profitable items only a year after?
Rhymes and pineapples
"Why does it hurt when I? *kaboom*
because you pushed the wrong button.
why is english voice acting so often poor?
who is your daddy and what does he do?
My daddy is Jiriaya and he's an A Class pervert! xD
How come everyone loves John Cena?
Quote from: Runewitt on June 14, 2009, 01:45:39 AM
why is english voice acting so often poor?
Because voice actors are only getting paid the minimum wage.
Quote from: sasukeuchiha92 on June 14, 2009, 06:57:06 AM
How come everyone loves John Cena?
They don't, they just feel bad for him, because of his poor performance in movie acting!
As of now, is the Anime Hurt n' Heal thread filled with chaos and disorder?
No just Disorder and Chaos.
Should I remake John Cena's movies with someone from Fanime starring in his roles?
As long as it's not John Cena go on ahead.
Which anime will win in Anime HnH?
There can be only one
Penny for your thoughts?
talk is cheap. hand it over.
what should i eat for dinner?
Quote from: Runewitt on June 14, 2009, 09:33:51 PM
what should i eat for dinner?
The eyes of a newt.
Beef, is it really what is for dinner?
No, it's glue soup
Who sniffed the buns of Angel?
Quote from: Barnes on June 15, 2009, 11:01:10 AM
Who sniffed the buns of Angel?
The neighbors dog.
Why hasn't anyone continued the Berserk anime?
what is this blashpemy berserk?
why is dressing up as corn cool/?
Corn is the sh*t! Thats why.
What's the deal with the Stimulus Package? Is it working?
Quote from: sasukeuchiha92 on June 16, 2009, 01:41:59 PM
What's the deal with the Stimulus Package? Is it working?
You tell me. Do you feel stimulated?
Pinky
Who's Sammy Hagar?
Your father.
Who is his mom?
The sister of his aunt.
Where are the RIFTS jumping rules?
read between the lines
when will the world end?
When you type the letter "d".
Why Lightning Bolt?
Quote from: doriangray on June 21, 2009, 03:55:11 PM
Why Lightning Bolt?
Because it is much more effective than Magic Missle.
On a scale of 1-10, what's the square root of the color blue if the second train is traveling at 60 degrees?
Thursday.
Why?
Because.
should i watch Transformers tonight, or tomorrow night?
Watch soon, and often. Then tell us if it's good or not.
Should I go see Brüno?
Quote from: G.I.R on June 22, 2009, 09:35:59 PM
Should I go see Brüno?
If you've already seen the other good movies at the theatre and have nothing else to see, sure!
Was the new Terminator movie any good?
The ride is better.
Why is it so hot?
It must be because of you. ;D
Why didn't my netflix movies come in yet?
Because you didn't return the previous ones.
y 4 am teh werdz allz krazie l00kin?
I don't know, you tell me.
Where are all the Tekken movie trailers?
Over there. *points*
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
42!!
Why have I burned the toast three days in a row?
One of three problems:
1.) The toaster is malfunctioning.
2.) The setting is too high.
3.) You like to burn things.
What's for lunch?
pita bread and hummus!
what will cause the apocolyse?
Quote from: michiko nakano on August 18, 2009, 01:38:35 PM
what will cause the apocolyse?
Nuclear holocaust, zombies, or a combination of the two.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
In order to escape from the Colonel.
What happens if you drink soda with pop rocks?
You find the secret to eternal youth.
We all know that when you drop toast it always lands butter side down...and a cat always lands on its feet. So, what happens when you strap a piece of toast with the butter side up, to the back of a cat and toss the cat off of a building?
if the building's tall enough, the cat will have heart attack and die.
why do pro football players get paid more than fire fighters?
Because firefighters don't get put on TV for the entertainment of America.
Who would win in a real life fight to the death: Jackie Chan vs Jet Li
Nobody! Bruce Lee will destroy both of them.
Gun fight, who would win: Rambo or Punisher
rambo, he'll never run out of ammo. he catches them in his teeth.
why is shampoo clear, but conditioner not clear?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Why do we send money to charities that just buy food and clothes for people, instead of sending money to charities that allow people to get jobs and grow their own food?
Because paying people cost more then paying machines that can make food.
Why am I using my neighbors internt using my wireless connection without them knowing about it?
because you're a typical american.
why is there no domo-kun emoticon?
Quote from: michiko nakano on August 19, 2009, 07:54:17 PM
why is there no domo-kun emoticon?
There would be if Domo's face was yellow and round. <.<
How come Apple Jacks don't taste like apple?
because no one would eat them.
why arent carrots called oranges?(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa.domaindlx.com%2Fthebis%2Fdomoelf.gif&hash=5206b8a3c42b70f39ebcafc51fb486b6a61c9654)
Then, what would Oranges be called?
was that meant to be in the thread where you only ask questions??
I guess it could work for both? lol
Why are apples different colors?
because of different magical powers that come in them.
what rhymes with orange?
Agent Orange. Duh.
What is the square root of a circlular tree that is 10 feet tall and has a cirumferance of 2 feet?
Whats it matter. Its math. Ugggg!
Why is my printer so hard to set up?
because it's a marketing scam!
what's the difference between geeks and nerds?
If I knew that answer....I'd be both.
What happens when you die?
You come back to life as a philoshophy teacher.
Is the glass half full?
only on thursdays.
since it was named after the thunder god Thor, why isn't Thursday spelled Thorsday?
It sounded to much like "whoresday" then and they changed it.
Which planet is the best? (besides earth)
Mars, according to Cowboy Bebop.
Who is better, Jet or Edward?
Both. They're secretely the same person and have the ability to merge and split at will.
Do like ketchup on your fries or off to the side?
ALL OVER DEM!!!
ceiling cat or basement cat?
Basement. They smell better.
Which wire do you cut: The blue, the red or the green?
none. just pull the batteries out.
what would you do for a klondike bar?
I would eat dog poo.
How many wood can a woodchuck chuck,If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck could chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
What time of day would you expect to see a muskrat?
dusk
how to mine for fish?
Put dynamite in the water and watch the fish fly right into your hands.
What are boxes without tops?
portable holes.
can i pass?
no.
where is waldo?
In the early 90's.
What should I get on the dollar menu?
a taco.
candles or incense?
Insense.
Whats a good way to hang curtains without a curtian rod?
duct tape.
how many is too many?
The point where you lose count.
Why is there a sofa on the lawn?
lawn furniture
where are the cookies?
I ate them all. Yummy.
What does your fortune say today?
The fortune says: Today you will find an abundance of crabs (in bed.)
Quote from: Nightroad on August 23, 2009, 02:16:43 PM
Whats a good way to hang curtains without a curtian rod?
I would have said a noose. lol
Quote from: Liquid on August 24, 2009, 12:19:27 PM
I would have said a noose. lol
lol
What type of crabs?
the ones from sonic.
wtf?
Where's The Fanta?
Lmaoroflol!?
Yes!
Who took the cookies from the cookie jar?
I told you! I ate them all!
Why do we have eyebrows?
It is so people know that when you raise one of them that you are interested and that if you raise both you are surprised! (It's actually to assist in keeping debri out, I think?)
What's an Appendix for?
No one knows... But I think that it is for tickling your insides.
Why do people wear colored socks that don't show when they're wearing their shoes?
same concept as calvin's lucky underwear. from calvin and hobbes.
how come?
It bugs me. The pau extra for the colored ones too.
How many stars do you think there are?
Everyone knows it's 50.
Can you make up two words using the word "Therapist?"
I'll take The Rapist for 500.
Buck Futter?
3 dollars
Can i take the Bear for 100?
Maybe.
Why does my friend hate roses?
Because a Rose is like a woman; they can be pretty and smell good...but if you aren't careful their thorns hurt and can make you bleed.
Why does time go by so fast?
Because Chuck Norris refuses to wait on line a long time.
What killed the Dinosaurs?
Vegeta's Big Bang Attack!
^Why didn't I think of that?
Because you just lost the game.
How old is Chuck Norris?
Some say as old as the universe but no one really knows...
Why do the stupid people talk so much?
Because we're silly :D
What color is pain?
I believe it to be neon yellow. (hurts the eyes)
What makes the world go round?
Some say money, others say gravity. I believe it goes round due to the fact someone punched it millions of years ago. Like Chuck Norris. >.>
Does this dress make me look fat?
No, it makes you look delicious and enticing.
Where did my lucky panties go?!
I took while you were asleep last night =P
Anyone want to buy a lucky pantsu?
hmmmm Try ebay... can get more money there! ^.~
Why can't I see any stars tonight?
Because of light pollution!!! ...like at Fanime, where it's light outside at two in the morning!!!
How much should I sell Dentyne's boxers for on Ebay?
$12. lie that it belonged to someone famouse. Like Chuck Norris.>.>
Why am I always including Chuck Norris in my post?=|
Because Chuck Norris is your God and Savior!
Can cloning someone be fused with animals?
Quote from: DentyneIce408 on September 08, 2009, 12:37:41 PM
Because Chuck Norris is your God and Savior!
Can cloning someone be fused with animals?
*screeches to a halt* hold on. what do you mean? you mean genetically modifying a human's clone to come out with ears and a tail? i has confuses.
Quote from: michiko nakano on September 08, 2009, 12:59:43 PM
Quote from: DentyneIce408 on September 08, 2009, 12:37:41 PM
Because Chuck Norris is your God and Savior!
Can cloning someone be fused with animals?
*screeches to a halt* hold on. what do you mean? you mean genetically modifying a human's clone to come out with ears and a tail? i has confuses.
It's possible but it's considered illegal. But if I had both the mind of scientist and funding I'd definitely try to create a new race =P
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/now-we-have-the-technology-that-can-make-a-cloned-child-808625.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/now-we-have-the-technology-that-can-make-a-cloned-child-808625.html)
^ I went off topic there.
If I could, I would.
Why do car dealers tend to rip you off?
because you're perforated.
what's a good romance/history manga i can read?
Cantarella or maybe Le Chevaller D'Eon
Ever heard of the movie Darkside Blues?
Quote from: Nightroad on September 08, 2009, 04:07:53 PM
Ever heard of the movie Darkside Blues?
Yes, just now.
Why is your mind in the gutter?
Because most of my friends are guys.
What was the last thing you ate?
A banana. <.<
Why for the thing there yes please?
Because it is back.
Wait, how long is the longest question?
http://digg.com/world_news/The_longest_question_in_US_TV_journalism_history (http://digg.com/world_news/The_longest_question_in_US_TV_journalism_history)
Why don't we have wings?
We really do but when we're born the doctors surgically remove them.
What is SPAM made of?
SPAM - While the most widely recognized form of spam is e-mail spam, the term is applied to similar abuses in other media: instant messaging spam, Usenet newsgroup spam, Web search engine spam, spam in blogs, wiki spam, online classified ads spam, mobile phone messaging spam, Internet forum spam, junk fax transmissions, social networking spam, and file sharing network spam.
(Really though.... just processed pork luncheon meat.)
When was the last time you ate some SPAM?
Never. I think that it is a figment of our imaginations.
Where's the duck?
There are two of them....and then a goose.
Did dragons ever really exist?
Yes, see Peter Dickenson's Flight of Dragons.
Why is a circle round?
because it has to roll!
what is the answer to all the questions in the universe?
42.
When will the universe die?
24.
Why are the answers to anything Universe related numbers?
It's a conspiracy created by mind controling extraterrestrials!
It's already the future... Where are all the flying cars and hover-boards?
lol, with the way stupid people drive cars on the ground....I don't think we will ever have flying cars as a main mode of transport. Hover boards are too dangerous as well.
What am I doing this weekend?
Sleeping then playing video games.
Whats the best type of tea?
Raspberry Ice Tea....mmmmmm....
What's the best kind of sushi?
Fat Tuna and Sea Urchin! Yum =D
What's the best place to hang out at in San Jose?
Fanime!!!
why is it only once a year :(
Because we'd be broke fast if it was more then once a year...
What's for dinner?
beef.
unless you're from that band 3Oh!3 in which case "(you're) a vegetarian and (you) ain't f*ckin scared of him."
^ pop culture reference.
anyone remember Hey Arnold! from the nineties?
Hell yeah! :D And Rugrats, Rocko's modern life, Angry Beavers, etc.
Why do people tell me I look really ugly when I shave my mustache? >.>
steve-o
Where can I find a Bob's Big Boy restaurant?
google it.
anyone here still play spore?
.................no (but I speak for myself and not everyone)
Do you think Heart Gold and Soul Silver will be the last of the main Pokemon games?
As long as there's greedy,fat,smelly people running it, there will always be more Pokemon games.
Are you smoking yet?
No. It smells bad.
Who's here?
your worst nightmare!!!!
where is my box of tea!!
In the lowest cabnet.
Why is free public high speed never as fast as you think it'll be?
THe speed is a lie
Why am I not fit to be a hero yet?
You lost your gym membership.
If you could be anyone for a day....who would it be and why?
I would be haruhi from host club so I could hang out with the host club!!
Do you like chapstick?
yes, but not lip gloss.
Why do they make tissue boxes with flowers on them?
so that it's awkward for guys to carry them around, even if they have a cold and need to carry them around. They should come out with tissue boxes with like, machine guns on them or something.
Why do preppy people exist?
There has to be SOME people to make fun of
Why can't you read my poker face?
Because I've never seen your face.
Will I need a flashlight?
only if you're going camping or if you're going to a Rocky Horror Picture Show
Why didn't michiko nakano ask a question? :P
because i'm stupid XD
am i the only one here who can write in binary?
01001110 01101111 00101110
Is the cake really a lie?
No. It is the best cake in the entire world...but you shall never taste it
57 68 61 74 20 6c 61 6e 67 75 61 67 65 20 61 6d 20 49 20 61 73 6b 69 6e 67 20 74 68 69 73 20 71 75 65 73 74 69 6f 6e 20 69 6e 3f
EH?!
What would the cross between a tiger and an elephant look like?
An orange and black elephant with fur. It would have the long agile tail of a tiger, the teeth and claws of a tiger, and the speed of a tiger. It would be the size of an elephant, with tusks and a trunk. It would also retain the big ears...but they would be perked up like cat ears. <.<
What would the cross between a dragon and a monkey look like?
your mom.
were you writing in hex?!
My mom? lol - I'm half dragon-monkey and half human. That's kinda awesome.
Why yes, I was writing in hex.
Where is the end of the universe?
Slightly father away then the middle of it.
Why is cat nip called cat nip?
because nip is a really cute word.
What's the best Disney movie?
Lion King. It had so much violence that I almost pooped myself
Do you wanna smoke? 8)
No, I don't wanna smoke. Some people look good with a cig in their mouth... but most of the time, guys just look like either they're trying to compensate for how insecure they are by tempting fatal diseases like lung cancer, or they're trying to impress someone who isn't impressed enough by that guy's natural charm and needs them to smoke in order for them to look appealing.
Why do cops pull me over the *one* day I'm not wearing my lucky earrings!!
Because your lucky ear rings usually scare them off!
Have you ever dipped cookies in milk?
Of course! Who hasn't?
Have you ever mixed Ranch and BBQ sauce together?
no... I don't like BBQ sauce!
What is the most gross food combination you can think of right now?
Hot Soup with pickles, Ice cream, and Ketchup all dipped in a bowl of vinegar. Yummy.
What will Light do with the Potatoe chip?
Hide a mini TV behind it.
What would you do for ten bucks?
Dip fries with Ranch and Blair's: Mega Death Sauce
Where can I buy a collection of Blair's: Death Sauce?
On the internet.
What is the capital of Florida?
Nebraska
How many elephants does it take to get to the moon?
over 9,000.
Can you write something that's not boring?
Yes I can. See it didn't have that phrase in it. :P
Do Chibis have their own world?
No, they're so small it has to be made of many.
What's the worst movie ever made?
Bandslam definitely
Who threw my cottage monkey into the rainforest with a rally towel and Flex magazine?
ummmm... that one person. who always tries too hard to be random. that's who it was.
best flavor of pocky?
Chocolate!!!
Weirdest flavor of pocky?
Green Tea?
WOuld you like to party?
Yes, I WOuld love to party.
What's your favorite thing to do in the rain?
Smoke. I'm not even lying.XD and it's even better when the stars are out at the same time.
When will they create tubes that people can use to get to different locations like that of Futurama?
after 2012 when the world ends.
Hey, you really shouldn't smoke. Most of the girls I know think it's disgusting. Who are you trying to impress?
Is Peter Jackson ever going to make The Hobbit like they said they were going to all those years ago?
He's supposed to.
What's in your pocket right now?
I have no pants on ;D
Any classes tomorrow?
Yeah, "How to take over the World!"
Is Nostradamus predictions true about 2010?
Possibly
Is there really going to be a Spyro movie?
Yes. It will have a guy transforming to spyro and having him kill a random guy we've never heard of because Hollywood likes ruining stuff we geeks like.
to Michicko nakano: I smoke because It has not been a good year for me and I rather get lung cancer then blow my brains out from all the bull I need to deal with everyday.
Sorry if I hurt you Ms.Michicko.Now let's forget about the past and move on. ;D
Who broke my Super Nintendo?
Your little devil on your shoulder.... and wants you to play a bad game
Do you rather listen to the devil or the angel on your shoulder?
I'd listen to both, but go with whichever option seems better in my opinion.
dark shinigami, is smoking really the best way to relieve stress?
anyone else: Did you go to the yaoi events at fanime '09?
No. If someone asked me to I'll think about it.
If you started smoking when your young wouldn't it change your mind as you get older?
I would not be able to smoke I am allergic to it... But IF i did it would...
How many years have you been going to Anime Cons and which ones are your favorite?
I'm a noob... I've only been to Fanime, earlier this year. So naturally it's my favorite :3 Except if I was able to go to Yaoi-con it would probably be my favorite, since I would get to hang out with all my bishie friends!!
Have you ever seen man-faye?
No, unfortunately
Has anyone seen the green flash?
I think I have
@michiko nakano: I went to the Yaoi events! ;) My friend wanted to lol
Have you figured out a cosplay yet?
for this year to come.... I have M.E.W.con (Winter Sakura, Punk Sakura), Fanime(look at sign), Kumoricon (Sai, Jessie, Haruhi F., Duke Devlin), and Yaoicon (Duke Devlin, Sai, Yoko Kurama) all figured out.
What is your favorite cosplay that you have wore and that you are planning on doing?
Your mom. ^^
Who do you think will be the next 80's icon to bite the dust?
Poison!
Can you give me a break?
No, but you can have this awesome KitKat bar I just found.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Last I checked it was the invisible man!
Should I log out for now?
Go away.
Who likes that guy anyways?
My cousin does! :D
Who is that guy?
Charles Manson
To Michiko nakano: hey, it's better then when I was drinking and bashing my head on the wall until I got tired and sleep. :-\ I know, I'm weird. :'( I hate smoking but it's not like I have anyone to talk to or close people around me. now I sound like a loner.>.>
Who stole my Mewtwo plushie?
The tobacco industry.
Are you a little teapot?
Short and spout!!!
Who stole the lamp in the hallway?
The lamp gnomes.
How do we achieve world peace?
Watch anime!
Where's Waldo?
Right here
Why is carnival food so good?
Because it's got so much msg in it.
What blood type are you?
Ti...
Did you have your interview with the Vampire?
yes. if you've seen that movie, watch this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JrKqlsreUU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JrKqlsreUU)
who is better, lestat or louis?
Louis by far Louis.
Do you think vampires are awsome?
Yes but I am Wolf in my heart!
What is really under Kakashi's mask? (inner sakura must know)
A face thats too girly for the voice.
Why are flashlights called flash lights?
An avid inventor vacationed in New Orleans and was able to see the awesomeness that is Mardi Gras. Suddenly, some girls flashed him their lights and he immediately got a great idea......
Which girl is Naruto going to end up with?
With himself! All he needs to do is create a clone and do the sexy ninjutsu.
Will Naruto ever be the next Hokage?
Yes, but who knows when.
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
Neil Patrick Harris?
Is not really a man.
When will we find a cure for lazyness?
As soon as you get up off your ass.
Is there crying in baseball?
Only when the Yankees lose.Other then that, no one cries.
What should I do with this potatoe chip?
*Breaks into song*
Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh!
What should I do with leftover chinese food from lunch?
wait until dinnertime and then...
Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh!
what should i eat for breakfast?
Get yourself an egg and beat it!
What countries were involved in the Spanish American war?
Spain?
What is the magic number?
3. (Yes, I have the below song on my iPod.)
Quote
Blind Melon › Three Is A Magic Number
Three is a magic number
Ya it is, its a magic number
Somewhere in that ancient mystic trinity
Youll get three
As a magic number
The past, the present, the future,
Faith, and hope, and charity,
The heart, the brain, the body,
Will give you three,
Its a magic number
It takes three legs to make a tripod or to make a table stand,
And it takes three wheels to make a vehicle called a tricycle
And every triangle has three corners,
Every triangle has three sides,
No more, no less,
You dont have to guess
That its three
Cant you see?
Its a magic number
A man and a woman had a little baby
Yeah they did
And there were three in the family
And thats a magic number
3, 6, 9,
12, 15, 18,
21, 24, 27,
30
Now multiply backwards from 3x10
3x10 is 30
3x9 is 27
3x8 is 24
3x7 is 21
3x6 is 18
3x5 is 15
3x4 is 12
And 3x3 is 9
And 3x2 is 6
And 3x1 is 3 of course
(now dig the pattern once more!)
3, 6, 9,
12, 15, 18
Oh yeah
3x10 is 30
3x9 is 27
3x8 is 24
3x7 is 21
3x6 is 18
3x5 is 15
3x4 is 12
And 3x3 is 9
And 3x2 is 6
And 3x1
What is it?
3
A man and a woman had a little baby
There were three in the family
And thats a magic number
What is the speed of a train traveling at 60 MPH, if it is traveling downhill at a 30 degree angle, but against a wind velocity of 45 MPH?
PIE!
Is there such a thing as a Rainbow Connection?
Yes there is! It is with the pink sky and rainbow stars.... :P
Put the lime in the coconut and what do you get?
coconut lime juice! >.<
Whats the best unhealthy snack?
Mounds or ICE CREAM.... :P (I am hyper)
What do you get when you let the milk sit in the freeze to long?
Mmmm...MILKCICLES!
What would you do for this shiny quarter?
Eat 1 gallon of ice cream... I love ice cream but after ward I usually see rainbow stars on a pink sky.... my hyper saying
What would u do for a homemade cookie?
I'm open to suggestions. ^^
What would you do for free tickets to Fanime 2010?
Alot. >.<
Can you draw?
Is your name Kate Winslet? ;)
Is there such a thing as a stupid question?
no... because you are just learning something new.
But is there a dumb answer?
There can be.
What should I do with the empty can of soda?
Recycle it! OR reuse it! :P
What is the most funny thing you have seen today?
Today? hmmmm A long water hose snaking around a library streaching across the street and leaking water from a whole in it's middle.... Then I tripped.
What do you think the hose was for?
To trip random people like you.
Can I really make things move with my mind if I inject myself with more midi-chlorians?
There is really only one way to find out......
Weren't those totally the droids we were looking for?
No, no, the nice man who waved his hand said they weren't.
Why was thte hula hoop invented?
It was invented as a ploy by the plastic industry to trick people in to buying simple cheaply constructed rings made of plastic.
Whatever happened to Slappers?
They were banned because kids would pretend to be pimps every time they slapped people with it.
What happend to those pogs I loved so much that had Alf in them. :'(
People found out they had Alf in them and they were promptly burned...and then banned.
Why is Nintendo being stupid and not creating a remake of Duck Hunt for the Wii?
Because PETA banned the words "Duck" and "Hunt" to be used together in Game titles.
Who really Killed Simba's Father?
Simba for being stupid and causing a stampede in the first place.
How will Disney try to ruin the Marvel Universe?
With less violence and hero's singing broadway style on the comic with ballet dances
When will MTV die?
MTV is already dead. What is on TV now is just a zombie network bent on feeding on the brains of teenagers and young adults.
Is Shinigami_Lover the girlfriend of DarkShinigamiX3?
That my friend, is a secret. ;)
Is Liquid really my father?
We'd have to do a DNA test. Your mother really got around back then. :-\
Does DarkShinigamiX3 have a twin sister that I have not learned about yet?
Quote from: DarkShinigamiX3 on September 23, 2009, 03:22:50 PM
With less violence and hero's singing broadway style on the comic with ballet dances
Way to piss off the professional ballerina!
Michiko, everytime.....you.....you forget.....>.>
Now i'm a sad doggy crying :'(
Also, I'm sorry I said that. I ddin't know you ballet! XD
I'm jealouse of you're BF already!.XD
HA! YOU FORGOT TO ASK A QUESTION!!
...I AM A GIANT HYPOCRITE BECAUSE I FORGET ALL THE TIME!!
what is the most disgusting ice cream flavor in the world?
Coconut flavor. It was just wrong
Would you check in my closet for monsters?
I am the monster in your closet.
Why can't you have perfect grammar?
Because I'm Mexican. >.> Deal with it >:(
Why do you forget to follow the rules?
Stop being redundant! I've said a million times, it's because I'm stupid.
Can you do a perfect pushup?
Of course :D I'm not THAT out of shape :D
Why do people hate A-Rod(Alex Rodriguez)?
Who he? Well I do not know... i do not hate people
Mmmmmm do you have the next question?
hmmmmmmm
Do I have the next question?
No you do not. I do.
Why are you so gay?
WHAT?!? *blushes* That was suppose to be a secret, Liquid! :P No I am gay(happy) because I had Waffles with blackberry syrup and whip cream for breackfast!
Why do you like telling secrets?
Because its funny to cause fights and hurt peoples feelings. Duh. ::)
Why do you like to punch little kids in the face?
lol... Ah another secret.... Ah because he does Sexy no Jutsu in front of me! Also tries to peek... *growls and glares* Naruto...
Mmmmm Next quesstion.... Do you all of a sudden go into character when u are not even cosplaying.... ^_^
Wutchu talkin bout Willis?
Why doesn't Naruto ever use his hidden super move, Sexy no Jutsu - Fuuton Rasengen!?
Because he's lazy.
Why are you wearing my dress?
Because it makes me feel sexy.
Can you tell your mom that I had a good time last night?
That was actually my dad wearing a wig and a dress. i'll let him know.;)
Why is Liquid a Yaoi fan?
Because it's a secret ploy to attract females with my Yaoi knowledge.
DarkShinigami's father is apparently a cross dressing homo? ???
He learned it from Liquid back in the day.
Liquid,What does the scouter say about his stupidness?
It's just about the same as yours.
Are you two having a lovers-quarrel?
No. :D He just likes guys who dress like girls ;)
Why is my dog barking?
It's not your dog.
Are you sure it's your dog?
No, it was just Liquid again.
Who are you calling a pinhead?
It wasn't me. I called you something else.
Does your mother know of your interest in the same sex?
I don't swing that way bub. =|
Why are you coming on to me? =|
Cuz I got rejected by ten different guys when I tried to find a prom date.
Do you hate cheerleaders?
No because they will cheer even if the team is loosing by 40 points.
Cheetos or Doritos?
they're both terribly unhealthy. however, i used to eat doritos all the time.
Why does Michiko forget to ask a question every time? :'( :'( :'( :'(
I'm telling your Boyfriend about this. >:(
You didn't ask a question. I'm telling your boyfriend about this.
Why do you always talk about my boyfriend? It makes you sound like you're jealous.
I am a little.>.> and the "Why does mickiko forget" thing WAS the question.It was just in the wrong spot.>.>
Why do people think I have a boyfriend? ???
Because it would explain sooo much.
What's there to be jealous of? He lives four hours away.
He is jealous that you have one and he does not.
Why do people always mix up "you're" and "your"?
Because learning english is hard in school
Why doesn't Michiko realize I have my eyes set for another girl and that i'm not jealouse since I don't know her or her boyfriend. :D
Because you keep mentioning him, so therefore it is assumed you think he is sexy, despite your desire for the girl in your theatre class.
Why do cats like corn so much?
Quote from: DarkShinigamiX3 on September 24, 2009, 02:30:29 PM
Because learning english is hard in school
Why doesn't Michiko realize I have my eyes set for another girl and that i'm not jealouse since I don't know her or her boyfriend. :D
So presumptuous... When did I ever imply interest in your tarrying upon the matter? Furthermore, when did I ever show lack of knowledge that you don't know me or my boyfriend? Also, you directly stated on more than one post that you are jealous. Why are you contradicting yourself all of the sudden? You need not worry that I foster even a whim of a care of you knowledge or feelings of my relationship with my boyfriend.
In response to Liquid, it's probably because it is sweet.
Why do bishies cower at the sight of corn?
Because they are afraid of the color yellow.
Why doen't Michiko know i'm just playing around? :'(
I do know that you're playing around. Though I wish you'd do so with better grammar and bigger words :D
Who took the jumper cables out of my car?
A gay couple with a dangerous fetish.
You know what I'm sayin?
Ya I do. They must be too cheapo to get surgically castrated :P
Michiko,not again...>.>
WHy do you hate me and my grammar? :'(
Because you touch yourself excessively every night.
If you could perform surgery; who would you operate on and why?
Quote from: DarkShinigamiX3 on September 24, 2009, 02:55:20 PM
Michiko,not again...>.>
WHy do you hate me and my grammar? :'(
Did I say I hated you? No. I didn't. I also didn't say that I hated your grammar. I don't hate grammar, I love it. That's why I'm an English major. I was just saying that it's slightly less than perferct. As is mine; I all too frequently forget to capitalize pronouns when they need it, as well as the beginnings of sentences. How about when I forget to ask a question, you just write an answer that's funny so that the other people get to guess what question it answers? Liquid does it all the time. Works just fine.
To Liquid: I would perform corrective surgery on my ex-boyfriend's back so he no longer had to suffer with scoliosis.
Do you have any birthmarks?
Nope! My birth went perfectly well. I do have some childhood scars though.
If you could be a dog, would you lick yourself in obscene places?
Only if I had no guy dog around ;)
What is the best country to live in?
Canada.Free health care
Why am I hungry?
Because the staples came loose.
What does your sister look like naked? BONUS: Do you have a picture?
Mmmmm.... bad timing on my part.... BUT I have no sister so sorry
Do you also think I came in at weird time?
Yes, but only because you don't have a sister and I think someone with a sister should have responded. (With pics) :D
Are we there yet?
To where are we trying to go.... pervert
Do u like to do things to your........ food?
Sometimes. Depending on the mood. =|
What happend to my TV?!!
The Gremlins appeared and stole it for their uses!
Can you help me make food? (Everything I touch burns)
Why yes I can! Oh you should play cooking with mama on the wii it's fun!!
Are you a natural flirt?
I'd like to think so, but who knows for sure? ;)
What kind of dances can you do?
Look back in the posts.... but I love Square Dancing
Naruto or Bleach.... which is better?
Naruto. I don't quite like the art for bleach...
Have you ever eaten a bug on purpose?
Hakuna Matata! (No.)
Would you eat green eggs and ham?
Only if I make them and used safe food coloring!
Would you eat my cooking?
I'd try anything once. (I have my limits.)
Do you like pie, from the sky, to fall into your eye?
Yes sir, as long as it's strawberry cream pie.
I'm eating Strawberry Shortcake ice cream, jealous?
Actually, yes. :'(
If I killed someone over ice cream, it would be okay, right?
If I helped, yes.
What flavor is that ice cream that's purple?
It's purple. The flavor is obviously purple as well.
Why is there a movement that is trying to steal away my right to say "That's gay."...when I don't mean it as a derogitory comment against same sex couples?
Because emos, scene kids, and activist like to piss you off.
When will Spongebob get married?
When dies first!
Where do you think the train will go?
To the end of the tracks. Then, it will turn around.
What am I, when your powers are combined?
a dead beat
Does this happen... what comes around, comes back harder?
Depends. Are we talking about karma or boomerangs?
Is it all relative?
Maybe it is I sadly do not know....
Should I take a nap?
No.Stay up with me and watch anime and eat junk food until we get wasted.
Are you smoking yet?
*Lights you on fire* I'm not....but you are.
Do you have any marshmellows handy?
mmmmm..... Maybe!
Candy bar or Cookie?
Both?
What's the deal with corn nuts?
they r pieces of corn that want nuts!
Mmmm.... Right or left
Right.
What did I win?
NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
Why am I so dizzy today?
Because you had some of my burnt popcorn
":( What is going to happen tomorrow?
Another day filled with chaos, panic, and disorder!
Should I get some sleep?
I hear it's over rated.
Why did I just start watching season 1 of 30 Rock?
Because it gives you something to do
My brain died.... Do you know the next question?
Yes.
Is there a doctor in the house?
sadly no... he left an hour ago
What should you do if you a pink sky with rainbow stars?
Ask what kind of drugs I was slipped.
What are you smoking?
Nothing.
What do you read?
These forums.
What do you write?
(must I say it) These answers.
Where will you eat lunch?
At work!
What's the craziest thing you've ever done to get your crack fix?
^.~ hahahaha
What's the strangest word you know?
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
You think I made that up?
Yes... It just doesn't sound real...
Is it real?
Nope. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis)
Why would a fourth grade teacher teach that to her students?
(first off O.o looooong word) I don't know... maybe she had the disease..?
Why are hammocks evil?
Because you are small and can easily fall through the holes, so the hammocks torture you and take advantage of that fact. They do that because they were created by an evil rope demon called Ropicoris Weavus.
How often do you like to get punched in the stomach?
Usually as little as possible but there was that one time we had to fake a fight to escape from our captors....
How do you feel about lamps?
I LOVE LAMP!
What do you think of Blue Oyster Cult?
They have a nice sound. ^^
What kind of shoes do you wear?
Sized 13 rubber leather hybrids.
When was the last time you stole candy from a baby?
um... My cusins birthday, I took some candy from the pinata!
Ever eaten Dragon Fruit?
Nope. Although I love dragons, I don't swing that way.
Did you know that your ex posted private videos of you on the internet?
XP That'd be kinda hard since they don't exsist... any more... XD
Whats the most stupid comercial?
Any of them that aren't funny. I mean, wtf? You're boring. Get off my TV!
How long have you been leaving your house at night, just to kick sleeping bums?
Again I come in at the wrong time! Never thank you!
Why is it I come in at the wrong times?
Because you're always replying to me. :D
Why do you feel compelled to yell at poor old ladies?
Because they have chocolate and they aren't sharing! >:(
Why must you interrrogate me so?
Because your suspicious.
Why are you suspicious again?
Because he wears his sunglasses at night.
Are you a vampire or a werewolf?
Vampire!!!
Cactus or oak tree?
oak tree!
When is the world going to end?
2012.
What will be the cause?
When America decides to redub Animes using voice actors from Disney!
Why won't it rain yet?
Because it is so hot that the rain evaporates before it gets close to the ground.
How is it that I can type perfectly with my eyes closed?
You've spent a very long time typing on these forums.
Why am I here?
Because it exploded and they haven't finished the repairs quite yet.
Why does it have so many calories in it!!!
Because the company really loves peoples hips...
What would you do if your coffee mug started singing to you?
Change brands of coffee.
What should my new beverage of choice be?
Dr Thunder! No it should Italian Sodas :P
Would u want to be hungry in a food place and have no money?
No?
Would you rather be punched in the face or one of your delicate places?
face.
you?
Same answer. Your face.
Lose an index finger or a big toe?
Big Toe. All Fingers are needed to give a good punch.
Where was that girl today?
On vacation with her boyfriend.
What's with the weather?
It's cloudy because it wants to rain and make Liquid's day worse. >:(
Where are my pants?
On the floor of your best friend's bedroom.
Why are you walking funny?
Because that's the way we gangstas walk these days.
How can I stay home and not work today?
Stage a car wreck, call in sick, quit, get yourself fired, say you had a death in the family, tell them you got snowed in, say you just got diagnosed with cancer, tell them your wife just had a baby, take vacation, blow up your work, set your manager on fire, etc etc.
Which one of those sounds good?
You forgot to add that he could say his girlfriend is in the hospital. WAIT. He doesn't have a girlfriend.
Why does he want to be a gangster?
Because they get discounts on spinners at Walmart.
How did Michiko become a mermaid?
Because I used to swim really gracefully.
Where is my hairbrush...
Right where you left it.
What color is my shirt today?
Something that is dark.
Is there even a way to cheat on the "Post what hour your on," game?
Yes.... and you do it apparently.
Why is Dentyne such a cheater?
Because I'm good at it. :D
Do you have to tell everyone about it?
I didn't tell anyone. I just replied to a thread. If anyone reads it, then they have just told themselves by choosing to read about it. I am not responsible for what other people read. <.<
Wait, what?
You tell me... I'm confused.
Do you feel lucky?
Yes I do, punk!
Who is the king of comedy?
You already know the answer...
"So, what are we going to do now? Brain."
"The same thing we do every night Pinky—try to take over the world!"
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
if it's perverted, then i probably am!
why am i such a tomboy?
Because boys do more fun stuff.
Why are sloppy joes so messy?
Quote from: michiko nakano on September 29, 2009, 03:22:39 PM
if it's perverted, then i probably am!
I would
never think that way. *cough*
Because you're a messy eater.
Can you do a cartwheel?
Hell no, lol
Can you do a backflip?
On a trampoline!
Trampoline or pool?
Pool!
If you had a choice, would you take a mermaid with no bottom working parts, but a good looking top half.....OR....a creature with a good looking female lower half...but a fish top half?
I would take the merman
You have the ability to save the world, but at the same time, you have the abillity to destroy it. What do?
I would save half the world and destroy the other.
If you had Lights Deathnote, what would you do with it?
I actually have a Death Note and have writen like 70 names so that might answer your question :D But I know someone who would us it. *cough* Michiko *cough cough* *grammar nazi* *cough cough*>.>
How can I make my hair longer?
Extensions.
Why do you feel so compelled to touch yourself at night?
It helps to relieve all the tensions that were built throughout the day. And undoubtedly feels good.
Why does Liquid want to know if we touch ourselves at night?
I never asked if you did. I asked why. I already knew that you all do. :D
Why didn't the question I formed to kill this thread, work?
Because you touch yourself more then anyone else here.
Can Liquid really tell us what it is like to live a life of Quagmire.
Dear Diary: JACKPOT!
Why doesn't Sony make a PSP phone?
Bcause it wouldn't fit in your pocket.
Do you like post-it notes?
Like them? I invented them!
Do you like dragons?
But of course!!!
Where did you hide the money?
I hid it all in that place. I hid it all.....in ONE PIECE!
*POOF* Where have I gone?
Um... I can see you hiding behind the curtains.
Whose line is it anyway?
hhhmmm I think it's mine now.
Whats the best thing ever?
Quote from: DarkShinigamiX3 on September 30, 2009, 07:43:31 AM
I actually have a Death Note and have writen like 70 names so that might answer your question :D But I know someone who would us it. *cough* Michiko *cough cough* *grammar nazi* *cough cough*>.>
Ugh. Stop obsessing over me. If you reference me one more time, I will peel your skin off with my bare hands and make candles out of your organs. DON'T mess with me.
*ahem* anyways! The best thing ever is a plate of sushi, sitting on a couch surrounded by friends, cuddling with blankets, and watching anime together all at the same time.
What is the best holiday?
Halloween.Free Candy!! Michiko likes candy also. :o
That's right,peel my skin ;) :D
Not like I care if that girl is taken. :'(
Does my hair look like something Charles Manson would approve?
*pic deleted*
I dont know something about your hair....
Why is the sky blue?
Blue has larger light waves (then the other colors) and refracts off of the dust in thte atmoshpere.
Right or left?
Right!
Did anyone miss me?
Yes. I did....... But only because you were able to get onto the sidewalk before my truck zoomed by.
Who is on stage?
I Am!
*does the moonwalk*
Who spilled my Soda?
Mr. Pibb was running from Dr. Pepper and totally 7up'd your Mountain of Dew.
If a picture if worth 1000 words...then, who is purchasing these pictures? And where do they find all of those words in the first place?
on the forums.
Don'cha know?
Of course I do. I was just wondering if you did.
Who is your favorite music artist?
Debussy. Claire de Lune. <--- classical music.
is that nerdy?
Only a little bit...but no worries, because I like classical music as well. But then again...I'm an all around music whore.....
What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
excessive calorie intake.
Describe your first kiss.
Neighborhood kids chanting for me and the girl to kiss. If they had not have chanted, then I would have chickened out. ^^;
Where, oh where has my little dog gone? Where, oh where can he be?
He has gone to bang all the female dogs within a one-mile radius. He'll come back for dinner and boy will he be hungry!
Describe your first girlfriend.
A pretty girl who seduced me into dating her in 3rd grade, just so she could make her ex-boyfriend jealous....and then dump me for him, lol.
Describe your first boyfriend.
He was a rather unattractive, chubby boy in kindergarten who played Star Wars with me. We got married every recess.
Can you make an omelette?
Of course! It's easy.
If you got married every recess, doesn't that mean you got divorced after every recess?
No. We re-affirmed our wedding vows. It was his excuse to practice kissing me.
Last time you had pocky?
I can't remember if someone gave me a piece at Fanime or not. So....if not, it's been a few years.
Last time you laughed so hard you cried.
Been like a year since i've laughted like that but I was drunk that day so I forgot.
Can you feed me?
Never.
Why doesn't he just feed himself?
Hmm... If you look closely you can see he's tied up in bondage. :-X
Who did that to him?
Probably Billy Bob.
Why the hell did the topic just go really far downhill?
Says the one that tried to kill the thread a few pages ago with their question! lol
Where do you type from?
Usually my keyboard. :D
Where do you hail from?
Quote from: Nightroad on October 02, 2009, 10:38:39 AM
Says the one that tried to kill the thread a few pages ago with their question! lol
I don't know what you are talking about. <.<
Tigard, OR
Where do you?
If it's for a taxi, usually the sidewalk. :D
Where do you stand on immigration?
When I go to a Mariachi Party,I love it. When I'm watching Days of Our Lives,I oppose it.>.>
How can I finish my 2 commercials that I need to turn in soon with one involving a Muffin that turns you to a dog and Frankenstein as the speaker?
Drugs. They can explain everything.
Or can they?
No, Charles Manson is another source of help. >.>
Is my last fish dead yet?
No, it's just learning how to float.
Do you rather feel pain or nothing at all?
Pain, I can't get enough.
When darkness turns to light, does it end tonight?
No,it just get's started ;) =|
Anata wa tenshi desu ka?
No.
How did you get into Fanime?
Asking online and driving around downtown with no map or directions.>.>
Should I finish my homework that's due in 1 hour?
No, you should just fail. I mean, you liked the class, so why not take it over again?
Do you fail?
More then you can imagine.
Is my hair too long?
Most likely.
Should he go dreadlocks?
No. Then he might start to look scummy or something.
I suppose.... but if you did that, then who would be left to care for the children?
Why are jeans blue?
Because that was Lee's favorite color.
Why is my interent so slow?
Because you have Comcast?
Why is the Weeping Willow weeping?
mustard gas.
when was the last time you cried?
When China took over America.
What is the difference between nuts and seeds?
look in an anatomy book or take a human sexuality course. Or just ask someone who's a pervert.
like me.
Are you perverted?
Far too much for my own good.
What is the difference between a donkey and mule?
mules are half donkey and half horse.
wouldn't that question have gone better in the good question/good answer thread?
Not really. You're suppose to answer with something stupid, lol.
If monkey saw, monkey do. If you hurt monkey, would he sue?
SEVENTY FOUR.
happy?
If I said no, would you hold it against me?
If I had one, I'd hold it against you until you blushed ;)
should I make chocolate chip cookies?
Pffttt, it's chocolate chip, of course!
How was a single shot heard around the world?
The shot happened on TV and evry TV had it on so the sound that was recorded played in different countries at the same time. I think.>.>
Should I go back to sleep?
No! Sleep is for the weak.
Where did everybody go?
They all left because of the zombie invasion.
How will you fight the zombie invasion?
Get a chainsaw and start swinging.
Why is my older bro watching MTV?
Because he is trying to stay socially relevant with young adults.
Why did VH-1 follow suite with MTV and stop playing music videos?
It's all part of there plan to take over our minds.
Who else is in on their plot?
Every single TV network in existance. (Except PBS.)
How does a blind man decide what to wear?
He doesn't decide. He just wears.
What if zombies were blind?
Then, they would hold their hands out in front of them as they walked, so that it could help them feel around for objects they could potentially bump into.
If your best friend and your significant other both got bitten by a zombie, but had not yet turned.....who would you shoot first?
neither. I'd let them bite me so we could all be zombies. And then we'd all go after your best friend and your significant other.
Vikings or Samurai?
The answer here is obvious: Vikurai. The product of a Viking Samurai hybrid.
Pirates or Ninja?
Pinjas. They fight with expert timing and are always drunk and messing around with wenches.
Yes, but only if they don't touch me.
Wenches or Geisha?
that's a dumb question to ask a wench.
didn't you know I'm a wench?
What's that Admiral Akbar? It's a trap?
What is Dentyne dressing up as for Halloween?
Kelly.
How about you?
Your mom.
You?
Can't dress up... my brother's visiting so my parents won't let me out to have fun...
do you have any sisters?
I have an older sister. I didn't grow up with her though. I met her for the first time when I was just getting out of high school. My parents gave her up for adoption because it was before they got married. They weren't ready for kids and they didn't think that they would stay together.
How would you take over the world?
Probably with vikings.
What is your middle name?
Awesome.
What is yours?
"The Charmer"
Or at least, it was in high school.
got any nicknames?
Just a couple...
Pretty Boy, Lucky, Icepick Willie, Mad Dog, Baby Face, Machine Gun, Bugsy, and Scarface.
You?
Mr. Magoo, Lo, Satan, Amon, Incubus, M&M(Mischevious Maverick), Prankster and some other stuff.
Am I that evil?
I sure hope so XD
Why do you not post more pictures of yourself?
Simple... Maybe not. I'll see what I can do.
Why can't I find any of my pictures?
Because you aren't trying hard enough. You know where they are and you actually don't think any of them are good enough to post....and no, I will not get out of your head.
Can you see forever?
yes, you just typed it.
Why must this essay prompt be so vague??
Because they want you to use your imagination.
What is the standard size of a clown shoe?
42.
What is love?
A catchy tune by Haddaway.
Where is the end of time?
Over to your right.
Is your window open?
Sorry but no... I do not want people coming in
Have you ever gone skiing on the web
ya. it's the only place i've ever seen snow.
whats the coolest kind of tree?
A tree house, it makes into a cool base.
Why are you awake at this time? 5:16am
I was sleeping. ^^;
Why do I have a three day weekend?
Because the world decided that you needed a break.
Why arn't I working like I should?
Because you're a slacker. ^^
Y 4 yes 7 5 do wow purple?
me too!! :D
but why didn't he do it too?
because 7 8 9. :-\
Why does Barney love everyone?
because he's omnisexual.
is that a real concept?
Sounds plausible to me.
Would that also make him an omnivore?
indubitably.
i mean, why not?
T-Rex don't usually like a diet on plants.
Didn't you know?
My mind = Blown.
Why can't they show the movie Parnornal Activity?
Ghosts are currently in court suing the company who made the movie for using their likeness' illegally and without their permission.
What will be the verdict?
The ones who are suing will win of course. Then the movie will become an even more sucessful black market one.
Where is the black market?
Ebay.
What's for sale?
your mom.
when is there?
Just half passed crazy.
What is it?
the center of the Earth
How do you get there?
With a shovel and really good digging skills.
Why are we going there?
Because we've never been there before... and someones paying us.
Are you lazy?
Yes... I am ... *yawns* Zzzzzz
Do you think I feel asleep for really?
Foe sheezy.
Ya heard?
for shizzle my nizzle
affizzle my nizzle in the cuzzizzle?
How dare you! >:(
Anyone know what he just said?
O///o Maybe...
Anyone here hate ants?
Only when their in people's pants.
why did I just smoke?
Maybe because you like smoking..?
Did you think this game would make it to page 100?
I had no clue.
Did anyone think Nightroad would make 500 posts? (Congrats!)
yes because I made him post that much. >:(
Quote from: DarkShinigamiX3 on October 14, 2009, 04:46:22 PM
yes because I made him post that much. >:(
Her.
Why is DarkShinigami so wrong?
Because he's mexican. :) ;)
Why is my hair wet?
You were walking home and a car hit a puddle that splashed you really good.
Why is Domo on my coffee cup?
Because he's waiting until it's a good time to attack and eat you.
Why does Domo have sharp teeth?
All the better to eat you with.
Why did 7 8 9?
Because 9 sleped with 69?
if a tree falls down and makes a noise, and the noise travels 30mph at a distance of 1 mile on a rocky montana highway, then why is my soda so cold?
Quote from: Liquid on October 14, 2009, 04:59:02 PM
You were walking home and a car hit a puddle that splashed you really good.
Why is Domo on my coffee cup?
OMG I HAVE ONE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!
Quote from: DarkShinigamiX3 on October 14, 2009, 05:11:57 PM
if a tree falls down and makes a noise, and the noise travels 30mph at a distance of 1 mile on a rocky montana highway, then why is my soda so cold?
Ever heard of the butterfly effect? Basically, the noise and sound waves shifted the air currents ever so slightly, startling a colony of butterflies. Those butterflies took flight and altered the air currents further. These small changes created a snowball effect that traveled eastward. Eventually it ended up causing a huge storm. This storm raged over the Pacific Ocean and finally made it's way over California. The sheer size of the storm served to increase the electrical currents in the air. It was almost enough to cause lighting, but instead these currents traveled in the storm, and by your house. Thus, interacting with your eletrical wiring and your refridgerator, causing a short on the cold temperature gauge. In simple terms, it malfunctioned and made the air inside colder. Therefore, making your soda colder than normal. ;)
Why does Michiko have to copy me?
for the lolz
why cant i have pie?
Because there is no pie to have.
What happened?
Quote from: Liquid on October 14, 2009, 04:54:00 PM
Her.
Why is DarkShinigami so wrong?
Thanks Liquid! No hard feelings DarkShinigami! lol
I am not sure I truned around for a second and...
Why is my wall so empty?
it's too big to fill up.
why cant I see russia from my backyard?
Because you don't live in Alaska and own a pair of binocular glasses. ^^
Who will be in World War III?
Canada and Switzerland.
who will win?
lol. Switzerland of course. They use stuff other than horses to transport their army (and they have those neat knives!)
The French or the British?
They'll stop fighting mid way through and team up on Spain!
France and England Vs. Spain?
Spain will go through some pain, but in the end....France will no longer dance...and the British will get skittish and run away.
Could you rhyme if you had the time?
I would if I could, but I don't, so I won't.
Who's that behind you?
I do not know you are the one looking....
What is red and black all over?
Goku in SSJ4 mode.
What is the answer to this riddle?
I do not even know you were suppose too
What color is the sky when sun goes down?
poo.
Who's that dude looking at me in my kitchen?
We call that a mirror.
Who's that lady?
My grandma.Stop checking her out.
oooooooohh, what does this button do?
It kills puppies by launching them like a rocket into kittens. You are so evil. =\
What is that under there?
The kittens hinding from the puppy launcher.
Why is there a bird on your shoulder..?
Somebody flipped it here.
What's with the cross look?
Huh?
What cross look?
That one right over there. *points at a mirror*
Did you see it?
Now I do.
Why do you think it's there?
Because of my cat meat comment.
Why do you do the voodoo that you do?
Because my Grandma taught me the secrets of Voodoo at the age of 10.
Why do you ask?
Because I found a doll with my likeness that fell out of your purse.
Why does a Walrus like buckets?
It reminds them of their childhood.
Can I have my voodoo doll back?
I don't know.....
What do you plan to do with it?
She will have a tea party with it, while she's not looking her brother would strap the doll to a rocket and send it flying.
What are you going to do in that situation?
Well, since my doll would be strapped to a rocket and sent flying....I myself would be flying through the air. I would have fun with it until the rocket began its decent back to Earth. At this point the rocket would hit the ground and the doll would be facing up towards the sky, having the rocket break its fall. Therefore, I would plummet towards the ground until I was a foot\inches away and I would stop and hover. I would then just get up and walk away wondering wtf just happened. At this point I would try to find the doll again and give it to a lonely hot woman with a doll fetish.
That makes sense, right?
...Hot woman and doll fetish made perfect sense.
Did I get that right?
Sounds good to me.
Is Dentyne jealous?
Of course I am!
Who doesn't want to be played like a toy by hot woman?
... I don't know...
How would you even know if the randomw women you found had a doll fetish?
Her vast collection of dolls could possibly give her away. ::)
Why do you like your friend's mom?
I am not sure what you mean! XP
What are you staring at?
Uhh...ummm....nothing.
What makes you ask?
Just wondering.
What was the first thing you thought when you got up this mourning?
Morning? Already? Ugh....... :-\
What was the first thing you thought when you had sushi for the first time?
Fish? raw? *bites sushi* ugg
What sound does a fish make?
same noise that a tree makes
Do you think she misses me?
If you guys were actually friends, yes. If not, probably no.
WHERE IS MY PIE? >:(
In my stomach.
What will you do now?
I'll make you pay for this!
That'll be $5.00. Cash or check?
I am not giving you money!
There's a cookie on that table over there, why don't you eat that?
But....it's been there for 3 days.....it's all stale. :-\
Why don't you just gimme $5.00?
Because I don't wanna! that pie was free game sitting there on the table!
Why do you want $5?
So I can get another pie!!
Why would you steal a pie without first asking whose it was?
It didn't occur to me it was in open space free to anyone.
Can you really buy a pie for only $5?
Sure, why not? :)
Can you really down an entire pie by yourself?
If you help shove it inside my throat, then yes.
What flavor pie will taste good?
Apple.
Shall we split a pie then?
Sure!
How many ways should we split it?
hmmmmm dunno
How many people are eating it with us?
I know of at least 3 that are on talking about pie, but we should probably save some for the rest of the regulars as well.
Would you eat more than one piece?
idk.
does the whole pie count as one piece? lol
It can if it isn't yet cut into other pieces. <.<
Do you plan to eat it alone?
No, I'll be polite and only eat a small piece. Gotta maintain current body weight or my dance partner will kill me. I made an apple pie yesterday, by the way. yay!!!
What other pies do you like besides apple?
Strawberry, pumpkin, cherry, pot, etc.
If pies were square instead of round....would we still love them as much?
no!!
do you know how to make a chain out of starburst wrappers?
yes, but it involves using glue and hours of practice.
will you carry me to my bed?
no. but i'll dropkick you there.
what's your best martial arts/fighting move?
Knee to groin.
Do you like snow?
Love snow.
Who doesn't?
Charmander
Should I sleep tonight?
It's friday.
Who sleeps on Friday?
My friend slept until 1pm today.
Do you know what that thing does?
yes, it alters reality so that a persons dreams can come forth through the space dimensions with bio fused particles that combine to create the object a body to survive in the real world and leaves small black holes to close the gate that can bring more imaginations from crossing over.
Am I good at explaining the universe or what? ;D
So that's how the Universe functions...
How did you think of that all on your own?
I know all.I'm DarkShinigamiX3 after all.
Where is my solar powered ray gun?
Outside charging ... and it's overcast.
Can you tell mre how to get to Sesame Street?
Check your GPS.
Who uses doilies?
your mom.
whats better than sliced bread?
Nothing, it's the greatest thing ever
Why do zombies like brains?
Because they beleive it can make them smart.
Did that pig just tell me "I love you"O_o?
That girl is just beauty challenged, you shouldn't call her names.
Why is DarkShinigamiX3 so insensitive? :D
Because you touch yourself at night! >:( >:( >:(
Why is Liquid so mean to me. :'(
Because you touch him at night.
Why do so many people touch themselves and others?
Because it feels oh soooo good.
Touch?
How dare you! >:( *Slap!*
smoke?
Puff, puff, pass... :D
Are you going to finish it?
Yes, I'm hungry.
What was the question?
I don't know.Something about Yaoi and Giant man eating hamsters.
What's really in the Magic Box?
Something magically green, skunky, and yummy.
What could this thing be?
Liquids cooking. :D
Do I dare take a bite off of it?
Yes of course
Should I feel sad since I might be a loner at Fanime 2010?
No, because if you volunteer to be a part of staff for Fanime 2010, then you are sure to make new friends.
Is your sister hot?
I don't have a sister.
Is your brother hot?
no, he's complaining about it being cold.
i can have summer?
Go to hell. >:(
Who else here is a fan of winter?
I am!
Why is it so hot out today?
We're in HELL
are these our Hell-mates?
Hell if I know.
Are you Hellin'?
You know I am!
How 'bout you?
I'm Hellin' like a fellin'.
Are you a fan of puns?
Take me to a punnery.
^.~
What is the best fictional animal?
I was going to say Dragons, but we all know they are real. So, mermaids.
In the movie "Monty Python's The Meaning of Life", what did they discover was the meaning of life?
Hats.
you never paid attention to the film before the film?
There was a film before the film?
Do the old people know this?
They did, but then they forgot it.
How good is your brian?
Quote from: Nightroad on November 04, 2009, 06:14:27 PM
They did, but then they forgot it.
How good is your brian?
i am my own brian. it's doing okay.
how good is your brain?
Dying because I have an paper to write and a test to study for.
Hows your day been?
Hideous, but I just gave it a make-over. (Thank you for caffiene!)
What was your motivation for becoming a Catholic Preist?
I want to be just like Pedo bear.
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Can you please get off my back?
I wasn't on your back.
But who is that?
Your childhood teddybear.
What is the last gross thing you ate?
Nyquil the pine cone flavor. ugg
Any one else sick lately?
Not me! *knock on wood*
Any here got Swine Flu?
No, but I know a pig that flew.
Do anyone of you know who I'm talking about?
Nope. No idea.
How many licks does it take to get the the center of a tootsie pop?
It takes 3
Is it possible to be Cinderblock from Teen Titans?
Yeah, but everyone else has to die.
Can I be in the Persona 3/4 world?
Sure, why not.
Why don't I own a Droid yet?
Because everytime you see some droids you realize that they're not the ones you're looking for.
what are the winning numbers for the next ca lottery?
12 36 56 13 90 43. If you lose, then blame Liquid.
Why am I online like once every 3 days?
Because it is the only times in which you have interest access, for some odd reason.
What happens if I don't win the lotto, who can I blame?
You can blame the protesters. I can't wait to see them again. :D
When will you realize that the Droids you're looking for are 2 idiotic Droids?
Never.
Why can't Fanime have attendance numbers that would rival that of Comiket's?
Blame AX and the protesters for scaring them off.
If I used the those Lottery numbers and won, what will happen to me?
Quote from: DentyneIce408 on November 09, 2009, 07:46:15 PM
Blame AX and the protesters for scaring them off.
If I used the those Lottery numbers and won, what will happen to me?
they'll know you cheated. it doesnt go up to 90.
whats for dinner?
Poopsicles.
Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
they didn't die. they got teaching credentials and dispersed themselves throughout the education system.
how's liquid's dad doin?
He's feeling lonely...
If your happy and you know it and you really want to show it... What do you do?
I would throw mud at people I hate
Who are you and why are you stealing my blanket!? >:(
I am Liquid and because you've passed the appropriate age to keep a blankie. >:(
Where the hell has Michiko been?
She's been avoidig us ever since I made that dead pixie statement. :-[
Why does she log out everytime I log in?>.>
Quite possibly because of the dead pixie statement...
Where does the time go?
to the past.
why cant people at work actually THINK?
clouded judgement.
I'm sorry for being so distant lately! To Dentyne, I had no idea i was logging off when you logged on. I can assure you it was merely an unfortunate coincidence. Will you forgive me?
I forgive you if you give me a cookie. :D
Why does my alarm not ring in the morning?
It rings, but silently.
would you rather go to bed early and wake up early or go to sleep late and wake up late?
Doesn't matter to me as long as I get to sleep in my bed
Why is there dirt on my hands?
you had to help michiko hide the body.
why do glasses cost so much?
because they are a set of eyes. Body parts are expensive, yo.
Are you getting enough vitamin k?
Yes, i have a few of the Kenshin books on my shelf.
why is it i want to sleep in only on the days i have to work?
because you have a vitamin b deficiency.
are you eating enough kale?
No thanks, I'll pass.
What do you get when you read Light Yagami's last name backwards? (Is this the reason why Light doesn't like Misa?)
Thats the complete reason he does not like misa, but you don't see him complaining when he is chained to L
Why are there rarely any free hugs???
Who knows...
How did that mosquito get into my room?
BLOOD!!!!!
how come other people don't understand otakus ???
because Haruhi wishes for it to be so.
why dont i start working on cosplays already?
Because your lazy and it seems like alot of work...
Why does my neighbor always take showers at midnight?
They need to clean off what they did at eleven.
whatsamattau?
I don't speak monkey!
Why are my codes 005 737 5423 not working in Punch-Out?
i don't know, but i blame gremlins.
should i be an english major or a history major?
Neither.
take up Underwater Ceramic Basketweaving.
will someone turn in my glasses?
Why? Have they commited a crime?
Of course they have!
Have you?
All the time
When will you buy me that doll I wanted?
When you give me the money that you owe me.
Have you been good this year?
90% good. 10% naughty. ;)
How about you?
I give myself 50% good, 15% bad, 35% Ecchi.
What will Santa Clause give me with those numbers?
Chocolate covered coal.
What do you want for Christmas?
$$$
How about you?
Everything.
Do you know what I mean?
^.~
Where's it all gone?
Waldo took it.
who'll stop the rain?
An umbrella held up by my penis.
What rating do you give this post?
A negative 8.
Does that sound fair?
Moot point.
Objection?
none.
why twilight?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Snake Eyes or Solid Snake?
(GIJOE) (MGS)
None.They both are horrible.
Kawaii desu desu ^_^?
No, you're not cute.
Minty gum or fruity gum?
That's a tough question... I choose both.
Are you copying me?
That's a tough question... I choose both.
Are you copying me?
That's a tough question... I choose both.
Are you copying me?
No, your just talking to a mirror.
What console do you get when Sony and Nintendo combine?
You get Sontendo which is created by an alternate universe version of Japan.
What do you get when you combine a Bloody Mary and a screwdriver?
A very loney woman and an interesting night.
What would the world be like if pcs and Macs were compatable?
World War IX.
Why is it that no one texts me anymore?
Because you never gave us your number to begin with.
Why do they call it Black Friday?
because black is very slimming and everyone's still stuffed from thanksgiving.
why are people already buying christmas trees?
Because everyone is told that the Christmas season begins directly after Thanksgiving.
What did you get me for Christmas?
same thing you got me
kitten calendar kitten clendar kitten calendar
Wait really? I thought those were moans of pain...
How many elves are there in south africa?
Lets see, 1, 2, 3, 4...wait am I hallucinating again. Great, now I have to start over 1, 2, 3, 4.........
Have you ever met a headhunter?
No but I've met a Voodoo master.
Voodoo anyone?
You remind me of the babe
(What babe?)
Babe with the power
(What power?)
Power of Voodoo
(Who do?)
You do
(Do what?)
Remind me of the babe
What's that from?
From that time you met a babe with the Power of Voodoo. And she changed you into a cursed Newt that corrupted peoples wishes.
Did I get that right?
Yes, she turned me into a newt......but, I got better.
If a voodoo witch turned you into something, what would you want it to be?
Your mom. ;D sorry, but you had it coming. :D
Why is Carly not doing iCarly anymore?
Because she bolted to do iHannaMontana.
Why did Toonami die?
because you touch yourself at night.
why did i get a cake two days after my birthday?
because you don't touch yourself enough at night.
Was the cake chocolate flavored?
yes
why?
dunno chocolate is awsome.
Can you see all the colors in the wind?
no, but i need to get new glasses.
can you sing with all the voices of the ... whatever it was.
No.I have a voice of a train wreack.
Can trains really fly?
If you put passengers, a pilot, a co-pilot, jets, wings, and flight attendants, yes.
Wait, nevermind. That's a plane.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a toostie pop?
As much as you want it to be. ;) :-X
How can I improve on my doodeling?
http://i403.photobucket.com/albums/pp119/DarkShinigamiX3/DSC00227.jpg
Go cannibal on an artist.
How do I know if my cat is plotting to kill me?
they will be less seen since they are plotting your doom in their secret room filled with rockets,amo,and night vision goggles.
Why can't Cats these days be more like Garfield?
Lol because everyone just end up dying of laughter
Why can't dogs be like InuYasha?
Because God said no beastiality.
Why can't men be like Edward Cullen?
(JUUUST KIDDING.)
because REAL men DONT WANT TO SPARKLE in the daylight.
Why is it raining?
God is peeing on you.
Why don't pigs fly? I keep throwing them off the cliff and they keep going splat.
Because Swine Flu is a virus not a condition of pigs aerodynamic ability.
Why do dogs sniff each others butts?
Because they learned it from you.
Is that you tickeling me?
do yo want to know the truth? the horifying truth..
or
Do you want to watch me knock a few dingers!?
I'll watch you knock a few dingers..LOL
How the HELL do you know you have had one too many drinks? But then again there is never too many!
when you loose count and have to start counting again
what is your fav drink (for 21+, a 21+drink) ?
Crown Royale and Sprite (sometimes on the rocks if you really want to get the party started)...or Baileys on the rocks.
Favorite Flinstone character?
Dino.He's a dirty dog.
How did you know I was really a girl boy?
i didnt baby, you just told me.
why did that movie line pop into my head?
Quote from: DarkShinigamiX3 on December 13, 2009, 03:49:30 PM
Dino.He's a dirty dog.
How did you know I was really a girl boy?
dude. either way, that's a very disturbing question to be asking.
Quote from: michiko nakano on December 13, 2009, 09:18:11 PM
Quote from: DarkShinigamiX3 on December 13, 2009, 03:49:30 PM
Dino.He's a dirty dog.
How did you know I was really a girl boy?
dude. either way, that's a very disturbing question to be asking.
You hate me. :'(
ahaha... your assessment of the assertions of my posts shows that you are just like everyone else... you can't read me. Nobody can. Tell, me, just for the sake of my comedic satiety, what you think I was thinking at the time that my avatar picture was taken.
Won't you?
Quote from: michiko nakano on December 13, 2009, 09:29:08 PM
ahaha... your assessment of the assertions of my posts shows that you are just like everyone else... you can't read me. Nobody can. Tell, me, just for the sake of my comedic satiety, what you think I was thinking at the time that my avatar picture was taken.
Won't you?
Hmm were you thinking of taking over the world? :P really though I would think you are receiting a verse from your favorit Poe poem. You look very deep in thought...however you could also be thinking of sparkly, shining things :-\
Quote from: caskaslyrk on December 13, 2009, 11:49:55 PM
Quote from: michiko nakano on December 13, 2009, 09:29:08 PM
ahaha... your assessment of the assertions of my posts shows that you are just like everyone else... you can't read me. Nobody can. Tell, me, just for the sake of my comedic satiety, what you think I was thinking at the time that my avatar picture was taken.
Won't you?
Hmm were you thinking of taking over the world? :P really though I would think you are receiting a verse from your favorit Poe poem. You look very deep in thought...however you could also be thinking of sparkly, shining things :-\
nice guesses... but wrong. I was telling my friend to stop following me. Didn't know he had a camera. or photoshop. or my email address. or that he was going to take a picture, photoshop it, and send it to me. Good thing he photoshopped it, too... my skin isn't that clear in reali life ;D
so what kind of person are you, a breakfast person or a lunch person?
I'm more of a lunch person, because I almost never eat breakfast.... if i do it gives me indigestion for some reason.
I <3 big meals and dont forget dessert. :P
@ michiko ~ i still think its a nice picture :) same goes for caskaslyrk too !
What's the most embarrassing picture you've ever taken?
The one of me eating a chiken leg.>.>
Do you like chiken?
Yes, I rip off their heads as practice. Otherwise no, I don't eat meat.
WHATS UP? o.o.....
stupid answer = The sky, that is whats up. ;)
would anyone want to try vegan food? Theres a good place in Oakridge mall I've been meaning to show ppl. :)
... well that's not a stupid question. ;-;
seventeen. and that's not counting the ones in comas. yeah, it got pretty brutal...
what was your best k.o. in that game?
When I threw a care-package flare at someone, then a few seconds later the package came and killed him. I just lol.
Do you know what game I'm talking about?
No idea what game...maybe something on Adult Swim.com...
Favorite Jim Henson's Muppet character?
Quote from: Jerry on December 15, 2009, 03:03:20 PM
stupid answer = The sky, that is whats up. ;)
would anyone want to try vegan food? Theres a good place in Oakridge mall I've been meaning to show ppl. :)
BTW Vegan food is delicious!! You must try!! :o
Animal. I read he's Mexican liek me. So....yeah.>.>..... !!Raaaww!!!
What's that noise in my toy box?
Tickle me elmo with a dying battery!
Can you hear dead people?
Nope, I can only SEE dead people... for some reason either I'm deaf, or all the ghost hauting me are mute. :P
Why is my tummy rumbling?
Because you're hot just like an oveeen, you need some looovin'!
Why is mine also? ;_;
Because that's just the way it is.
Will you all obey Doof and do what he says?
I do what I want to. >:(
Did you miss me?
Yes, Tyler, for the third time, I missed you.
did you miss me?
Well, I did not expect you to respond to this one too, lol. I half expected a smart ass response from Dentyne, but he's not posting. >:(
Yes, Michelle, for the second time, I missed you too.
What is the next video game you are looking forward to?
I don't know, but I was just thinking, they should have a tv show about pirates. then each new season can be a different ship or something... and there would be lots of smexy pirates... and wenches!!!!!!!!
Who would you cast as a pirate? for these categories:
comic relief/smartass:
serious dark mysterious:
pretty but annoying:
female badass pirate:
Quote from: Liquid on January 15, 2010, 06:07:35 PM
Well, I did not expect you to respond to this one too, lol. I half expected a smart ass response from Dentyne, but he's not posting. >:(
Aw, I missed it. -_-
Well, let me see...
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
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Who would you cast as a pirate? for these categories:
comic relief/smartass: Me
serious dark mysterious: Liqiud
pretty but annoying: Caskaslyrk
female badass pirate: Michiko
Since this is an interesting question, I'll ask it too. But a different setting.
Who would you cast as a Samurai, for these categories:
comic relief/annoying:
smartass/mysterious:
pretty but serious:
Female Badass Samurai:
Male Badass Assassin:
Quote from: DentyneIce408 on January 15, 2010, 07:31:28 PM
Quote from: Liquid on January 15, 2010, 06:07:35 PM
Well, I did not expect you to respond to this one too, lol. I half expected a smart ass response from Dentyne, but he's not posting. >:(
Aw, I missed it. -_-
Well, let me see... Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
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Who would you cast as a pirate? for these categories:
comic relief/smartass: Me
serious dark mysterious: Liqiud
pretty but annoying: Caskaslyrk
female badass pirate: Michiko
Since this is an interesting question, I'll ask it too. But a different setting.
Who would you cast as a Samurai, for these categories:
comic relief/annoying:
smartass/mysterious:
pretty but serious:
Female Badass Samurai:
Male Badass Assassin:
Crap, I should have been more specific... I mean real movie stars...
And I think I should clarify that I'm totally not badass
And Caskaslyrk is not annoying! *smacks you*
Well it was supposed to be a joke. :P Should have asked it on the other thread. (>.<)
Since when have I
ever been serious? lol. Although, I could play that part if needed. Sometimes though, I find it so hard not to smile or laugh. I've tried remaining serious while playing a joke on someone and I just can't seem to hide my amusement in a lot of cases. :(
QuoteWho would you cast as a Samurai, for these categories:
comic relief/annoying: Me. I only fit the annoying part because sometimes my jokes are so lame that I can be annoying to some people. ^^;
smartass/mysterious: Michiko
pretty but serious: Angelina Jolie
Female Badass Samurai: Uma Therman
Male Badass Assassin: Dentyne
If you had a chance to write the story for a blockbuster Hollywood film, what would the premise be?
Quote from: DentyneIce408 on January 15, 2010, 07:31:28 PM
Quote from: Liquid on January 15, 2010, 06:07:35 PM
Well, I did not expect you to respond to this one too, lol. I half expected a smart ass response from Dentyne, but he's not posting. >:(
Aw, I missed it. -_-
Well, let me see... Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
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Who would you cast as a pirate? for these categories:
comic relief/smartass: Me
serious dark mysterious: Liqiud
pretty but annoying: Caskaslyrk
female badass pirate: Michiko
Since this is an interesting question, I'll ask it too. But a different setting.
Who would you cast as a Samurai, for these categories:
comic relief/annoying:
smartass/mysterious:
pretty but serious:
Female Badass Samurai:
Male Badass Assassin:
LMAO!! well I gues I will take the part I can get...LMAO...Damn why can't I be the Samurai's assistant..LOL
what happened to the stupid questions?
and why wasn't I casted as the angry ninja monkey on the ship? trying to sabotage said pirates. ?
and why isnt Michi Badass?
if you ask why Liquid is mysterious will he smother you with a cat and push you down the stairs?
why isnt there enough fan service pirates?
To all of those: I DUNNO LOL
Why did all the Dinosaurs died?
Quote from: Knightfire on January 20, 2010, 10:03:06 AM
To all of those: I DUNNO LOL
FAIL - you have no imagination. Thats why all the dinosaurs died. It's all your fault. >:(
why cant anime be just an underground niche anymore? [I'm tired of anime being SO mainstrean now] :(
Oh? So you'd rather enjoy anime alone in a dark corner with nobody to talk to about it with. Nobody who could relate to your interests? Thus, you'd most likely have no friends? GREAT IDEA!
Anyways....back to my question that NOBODY answered.....
If you had a chance to write the story for a blockbuster Hollywood film, what would the premise be?
It would be about the end of the world, and cake.
LOTS of cake.
Are chickens mammals?
only on thursdays.
why?
Zee [ because Z comes after Y ] :P
Why do twinkies have the ability to survive til the end of time?
Preservatives LOL...and maybe the white cream inside is NOT what everyone thinks!
Why do people automatically drive like s%$t as soon as 1 rain drop falls from the sky?
Quote from: Jerry on January 20, 2010, 10:15:41 AM
Quote from: Knightfire on January 20, 2010, 10:03:06 AM
To all of those: I DUNNO LOL
FAIL - you have no imagination. Thats why all the dinosaurs died. It's all your fault. >:(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGR48GaLtpE
because apparently rain makes everyone drives like asians.
poor vision, sloopy hand-eye coordination and the ability to run into other objects.
Why does chinese fast food get horrible the moment it gets cold? :P [unlike say cold pizza?]
Because it dries fast and all the juices evaporite along with the flavor.And cold pizza taste horrible to me.
Why is pizza round?
Because when you toss the dough into the air, making a rectangle is extremely difficult.
Do you think Dell would sue Del Taco if their new slogan was, "Dude, you're getting a Del Taco!"??
I don't know, but I like your thought processes.
Would you wear cat ears and tail if a girl told you that was her fetish?
oh hell yes! ;) where do i sign up and buy this stuff? ... oh right I'm going to Fur Con this weekend. ::)
is it a good thing when a cat girl scratches you?
^ well it's better than her marking with you with pee or something.
< is going to furcon
> is wishing she could go to furcon
v how about you?
I was invited to join the group, but I have not really decided. I keep hearing it's just gonna be mostly a bunch of big smelly older guys in fur outfits and I don't know what kinda fun things there would be to do there. Plus, it's a bit of a drive for me.
What is your favorite thing to do in order to unwind for the day?
drink tea!!!!!!!! wow, i totally did the wrong formatting for that last entry. oh wellz.
What is your favorite type of yogurt/toppings combination at frozen yogurt places?
Typically I don't opt for toppings that often, as I like the ice cream by itself. But, I've been known to use Reeses bits, chocolate syrup, caramel syrup or strawberry syrup (with real strawberries in it), depending on the flavor or flavors of ice cream I choose.
As far as yogurt flavors; typically I go the route of Strawberry or Vanilla or even a combination of the two.
Now I want frozen yogurt. :'(
What kind of toppings do you like to have on your pizza?
[ironically these answers have been good answers :P]
to try and match the name of the game.
Ironically I havent had anything "stupid" on my pizza.
but here are some "odd" things I had with or on top of my pizza---
rice
sushi
cookies
ice cream
bologna
spam
cheezits
brownies
ranch dressing
french fries
and sprinkles [not all at the same time mind you]
Whats the most unusual or ridiculous outfit or costume you've ever worn?
A possum Costume when I was 8. They have a special holiday in Mexico in my town where everyone dresses up as animals and monsters and dance and party.Now that I think about it, I see why I like Cosplayers. :D I still miss that costume. :'(
same question.
One year my mom made me and my sisters dress up as jungle book characters for holloween. I was Ballou..and I am talking about a FULL fur suit..top to bottom. LOL ;D
On top of that I was almost 16!!!
lol, that's a bit of a personal question Caskaslyrk, but to tell you the truth..... Yes. Yes I have. But it was only once....and I kind of regret it. :-[
What do you do for laughs?
Watch tv.or just talk to myself and make jokes to myself.I know, I'm weird.>.>
Do you exercise?
does reading count? [exercising the eyes?]
Ever wish a certain part of your body was bigger? :o
Of course! But my biceps can't get bigger unless I start going back to the gym again... :-\
Same question, lol.
lol you guys are dirty. :D
I'd say my legs.I'm normal size but I would like to be tall for once.
How often do you forget to brush?
Only on weekends, because I don't really care for the state of my hair when I don't have to go in to work. :)
What is a stupid question?
a stupid question is "what is a stupid question?"
What is a stupid answer?
Quote from: michiko nakano on January 29, 2010, 12:46:37 PM
a stupid question is "what is a stupid question?"
What is a stupid answer?
" Stupid is as Stupid does " - Forrest Gump.
Who many ways can you prepare shrimp ?
Me personally? um... if you can eat them raw, then I should think I'd just add that tasty red sauce and have at it!
Yes, but only if you took your shoes off first.
What is your favorite snack food?
red bean cakes!!
OMFG why do i keep posting wrong!!
anyways, what kind of cell phone do you have?
Verizon LG ENV 2.
If you could model your body frame after any famous person, who would it be?
eh, I'm happy with my body, 'cept I'm still waitin for those hips... *tries to be patient* but I guess I'd choose the girl who played the vampire queen chic in Queen of the Damned or the girl who comes up when you search "night elf cosplay"
how about you?
I'm happy with my frame, it's just the stuff on the frame I'd like to improve, lol. Maybe something like Ryan Renolds. Fit, but not too fit that it's gross.
Favorite type of salad and dressing.
Don't have one. ???
What game is best for cleaning cars? ::)
Soap and water.
What is the best thing for cleaning up blood stains?
Coke a cola.
Why ya cleaning up blood stains?
I'm not.........yet...
Wanna check out my basement?
is that prison lingo for a party in your pants? :-[
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
That depends. Are you a prude or a hooker?
How long what it take to drill a hole to China?
five minutes longer than you're willing to dig.
have you seen that one movie? with the conflicts and inner stuggles?
Yes I believe it was called The Undertaker and his Pals... (real movie I did not make up that name)
Can you toss popcorn in the air and catch it in your mouth?
not on the first try!!
can you?
ive done serveral type of tossing popcorn eating tricks. you know the usual.
throwing up several popcorns and catching them...
bouncing them of walls and then catching/eating them
and my all time favorite--- back flipping of a trampoline while eating popcorn.
im ninja like that ;)
if you had to choose an unusual hairstyle you wouldnt usually do [because say you lost a bet] what kind of hairstyle would you get?
A mohawk.
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Steal Danica Patrick's car
What happened in Vegas that didn't stay there?
Herpes.
How'd you get it?
In an auction
Does it itch?
Your mom itches.
Waha?
Woohoo...
You Know It?
Always.
Seriously though....what happened?
Life went in the spiral...
French fries anyone?
yes please!! ^__^
favorite kind of pancakes?
Strawberry!
Favorite kind of syrup?
Strawberry, booyah!
What drink would you like with it?
coffee or hot cocoa!
favorite kind of tea?
Raspberry Iced Tea! (Otherwise I'm not a big fan of tea. :-X )
Favorite beverage?
Pepsi!
Favorite type of pie?
oohhh... strawberry rhubarb or ololliberry (sp?)
do you make your crusts or buy them when making pie?
I've never actually made a pie, but probably buy the crust if I ever chose to do one, because it'd be my first time. <.<
Favorite dish to make?
I can't cook... so the only thing I can make is microwave popcorn.
How tall is tall?
When it touches the sky.
Why does Elmer Fudd have trouble pronouncing the letter R?
because he didn't grow up in a spanish household...and never learned to "roll" the "r's"
If you were on death row what would be your last meal?
all you can eat sushi and japanese food. :D
If you were take a hard fall, which bone would you want to break--- your arm or your leg?
Leg. Cause either way I'd be off work, but with the leg out I could stay home and still be able to do things, like play video games. ;)
If you were an Olympian, which sport would you want to compete in?
Bobsledding.... ;D nothing like ice and a fast vehicle...
What is your favorite collectible that you currently own?
I dunno. Maybe my rare copy of Final Fatasy VII for PSX with a misprint on the back cover?
Same question.
I have so many...hmmm...mm signed copy of Crying Freeman. The mangaka Kazuo Koike was really nice =D
What is your favorite fruit to eat?
grape fruit!!!
What fruit do you like looking at the most?
Melons!
How many is too many?
Depends. Are we talking sexual relationships, alcoholic drinks, or near death experiences?
Near death expirences.
Now what?
The answer is one.
Happy?
*Claps hand* Yes, cause when I'm happy and I know it I clap my hands.
^ Where did that come from?
The clapping? From your hands..... duh.
Am I a genius or what?
Yeah, you did convince me "Where that came from."
Aren't you that hermit that lived on that island?
That was a crab.
You do know what a crab is, don't you?
yes, i acted like one all day.
would you rather see me in a sad mood or an angry mood?
I'd choose angry...
So, what's with the handcuffs and whips?
gosh, your girlfriend just keeps leaving them at my house!
indiana jones or the guy from the mummy?
Niether I'll take the mummy! >.>
How 'bout you?
Jones
Do you like curling?
My hair? Golly no.
Do you like skeleton?
Yeah, but last I checked my closet he was stolen by R. Kelly.
What would R. Kelly do with a skeleton?
gross, x-rated things.
what would you do with a realdoll?
If you mean the doll with become a real life person... Well, I'd pretty much would do something naughty, lol.
Who wouldn't?
nuns, hypothetically.
do you have a critique of the 1996 version of Hamlet with Kenneth Branagh? I think his Shakespearean works are the best versions out there.
42.
Do you like snow?
uhhh... well, i've never been to the snow. but i know how to build a snow cave! because i watch Man vs. Wild!!
and?
at least you know you'd always have a cold drink.
would you ever try out for a Talent show on TV? - like american idol, so you think you can dance, or america's got talent? :P
Never! lol
Would you want to be a judge on a TV talent show?
Yes to make all the little kids cry and realize they have NO talent....Bwahhhaaahhh
Ever ridden a bull?
^ uh, "riding a bull" isnt prison lingo is it? :-[
as they say, save a horse- Ride a Cowboy [ or in my case a Cowgirl? ] :P
and the sane answer is no- unless you count " piggy back ridges " as a kid - or giving them to little relatives.
V What do you think of the Olympic sport of " Curling " ?
I think Curling is interesting...but what I really want to know is what is on the end of the sticks? is it a pad to melt the ice? or is it a coarse pad to make the weight go the way the sweeper wants? hmmmmmmm
And no bull riding is not some prison lingo..LMAO...you know go to a bar..ride a mechanical bull..LOL or you could always save a horse and ride a cowgirl in your case..LOL
Ever eaten snow?
Brooms are used in curling to either 'pave' a path in the ice for the stone (to speed it up) or push ice in front of the stone (to slow it down).
Never eat snow. It falls through all that pollution in the air before it hits the ground.
Why are Rovers called "Rovers"? Do they rove?
several Definitions of "Rover" are available -
READ A BOOK, READ A BOOK, READ A MOTHA F*CKING BOOK---> [or in this case the internets]
rov·er
1 /ˈroʊvər/ [roh-ver]
–noun
1. a person who roves; wanderer. <------ yes,
the Staff that is always around @ Fanime Con [we're watching you in a good and keep it safe kinda way :) ]
Other definitions not really related but interesting:
2. Archery. ---
a. a mark selected at random, as in a competition between two archers wandering over a specified area.
b. one of a group of fixed marks at a long distance.
c. an archer who shoots at such a mark.
3. Croquet. --- a ball that has been driven through all the arches and needs only to strike the last peg to be out of the game.
4. British. ---
a. (at concerts or the like) a person who has a ticket for standing room only.
b. a senior boy scout, 18 years of age or older.
rov·er ^2 /ˈroʊvər/ [roh-ver]
–noun
1. a pirate. <--- interesting take on what we "Could" do--- but it would defeat the purpose of keeping con gers safe :P
2. Obsolete a pirate ship.
When's the last time you actually read a "physical" book? - computers, e-readers, smart phones or electronic assisted living devices do not count. :P I'm talking low tech you have the turn the pages with your hand kinda book. :D
:O a book? Why would you turn to that ancient technology? lol anyway, last time I read a book was about a week ago, forgot the name but it's about the philosophy of music and why people need it to function similar to why people need human interaction.
Why is all rap music club music now? Gangstas wit Glowstix :D
JERRY, Jerry, Jerry ... You must have misread the title to this forum.
Its Ask a STUPID question, get a stupid answer. Not "get a smart answer"!!
(besides the question was "Why are they called Rovers", not "What is a Rover"). ;)
All of the Rovers I met last year did a whole lot more than rove.
Because gangstas be watching Lucky Star and K-ON!
Are you gelin'?
wish I was gellin..been wearing stilettos at work all day.. :'(
If you had to get bitten by either a poisonous snake or a poisonous spider, which would you choose?
I would choose a poisonous bunny,since I don't like snakes or spiders ^-^
Why do soba noodles taste like soba noodles?
because:
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Why are Fridays so awesome you have to Thank god for them?
btw TGIF!!! :D
Well... religiously speaking, God created the birds and the sea creatures on the fifth day. Is that why everyone likes Fridays? lol jk
why isn't food free T_T
Because then i'll eat it all.
Can you touch your nose?
yeah....with my toes ;)
...can you chew gum...while patting your head and rubbing your tummy at the same time?
You bet!
What's the deal with the internet lately?
i don't know... my school's interwebs were FREAKING out the other day.
so have you heard about that crazy earthquake in Chile that's sending crazy tsunami's toward all the pacific islands? yikes... worried about my relatives in Hawaii D:
yes...its so sad there are earthquakes happening all over the place. The plates are shifting....and yes we actually have tsunami watch here in San Diego as well...
why do you get pinched on St. Patrick's day if your not wearing green?
because the would want to pinch you relentless every day of the year in places you would not to be pinched.
Why isnt the cat part of the Chinese Zodiac ?
because of that DAMN YUKI!!!
do you watch fruits basket? who would you cosplay?
anime wasnt as good as the Manga--- most likely Kyo - orange hair and turning into a cat sounds like fun. --- randomly turning back into a human naked? not so much fun.
Did you enjoy watching the winter olympics?
I saw like 5 minutes of it then I decided to go online and post of forums.>.> Colbert was no where to be seen.:(
How much money do you think NBC lost on airing the WInter Olympics?
hmmm NBC airing in the U.S. I would say nothing...due to sponsorships...
Do you sleep with a special blankie or stuffed toy?
Nope. Not anymore lol
Is it wrong to be in love with Stacy's mom?
not in some instances.
why?
Because Stacy's Mom is Too Old for you D: And might show you things you can't unlearn.
Its okay to Marry a video game character?
Yes if it isn't an arranged marriage.
Is it possible to catch a Pokemon outside of the video games?
Yes if your last name is catchem :D
Is it okay that I got married to Naruto Uzumaki while a small group of my friends were my witness?
Sure, if you could marry a anime dude, I should be able to marry anime girl too. >:(
=|
I choose Misty from Pokemon.>.> she's cute.>.>
DO I really have to catch them all?
Yes
Can I really pierce the sky with my drill?
Only if you are a menos grande. ;)
Why am I procrastinating?
Because your smart ;) you retain more by waiting to the last minute..LOL
Barney or Mr. Rogers...who would you want in your neighborhood?
Mr. Rogers. I don't want a purple dinosaur roaming around in my neighborhood. Off with his head!!!
Am I damned if I do or am I damned if I don't?
It took a lot to take you home
One stupid call
And I end up alone
am i getting sick or do i just have sniffles cuz i just woke up??
You just have the sniffles because you left the window open letting the draft in.
What is so phenomenal about getting a high DDR score. (Mr. Donavan)
Because it makes you as cool as Captain America :D
Should I ask the Lead of L.M.C to marry me infront of everyone D:
Yes.I'll make sure to record it and post it up on Youtube.;)
Should I ask them to marry me as well?>_>
Enjoy your trip back to Japan in the cargo hold
Want to join the Dollars?
no i rather help the cents
derp?
Indeed
Is Ke$ha a legal name?
Nope. A name should only consist of letters and no special symbols or numbers.
If the sun came crashing towards the earth on 2012, what do you think will cause that to happen?
The Moon from Legend of Zelda hitting it.
Is it possible to be a rock monster?
Like a gollem in dragon age? possibly. but you would probably get tired of losing your gender/sex drive.
have you ever had rose flavored mints?
No.
Is there anything more tacky than the word, "nicknack"?
yes, "moist" is a pretty tacky word.
are we in a recession still or not?
Most factors, with the major exception of the unemployment rate, would indicate that we are still in, but are recovering from the current recession.
What comes after the main course?
whipped cream for the slinky.
what happened to the chopsticks though? or they still available for us to use?
Sorry, the chopsticks got taken out with the trash...but you can use this...um, "lovely" fork T_T
Why is Sephiroth's sword so long? O_o
better to rape you with, my dear!
why is he so pretty??
So your eyes will melt and he can sneak around your house moving things around.
Where are my glasses?
up your
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have you ever seen a real chimney sweep?
No, because a chimney doesn't have arms or hands to hold a broom.
Would someone please fluff my pillow?
i can't, i'm not wearing my maid outfit :-[
why do i keep eating unhealthy things??
Because the almighty Garfield god instructs you to do so.
When will you post pics of you in the french maid outfit?
never!!!
what about you? :<
I don't have access to your maid outfit to pose in it.
If you could eliminate a letter from the English outfit, which letter would it be?
"l" so that we could be more like the Japanese!
if we could eliminate a color, what would it be?
Candy orange... it's hideous
Would you fly around the world if it were non-stop?
nope. unless i could jump out of the transport unit and land safely in france.
Why did you forget to ask a stupid question?
because im ditsy.
have you played mahjongg before?
Despite the fact that I sell the game, I have never played the American or Chinese version of Mah-jong. I can only tell you that a good set will run you triple digits retail. :)
Why do you ask?
i play it online for free D:
does that count as cheating?
Quote from: michiko nakano on April 08, 2010, 02:13:44 PM
i play it online for free D:
does that count as cheating?
Yo dawg I heard you liked cheating so we put a gameshark in your game genie so you can cheat while you're cheating.
Is it because I rap about reality? me and my Grandma having a cup o' tea? (aint no party like my nanas tea party!!)
because you are the most beautiful girl in the......... room!
should i do a binary solo?
00000010000001
You could be a part time model?
Well...I think I might look good in a Big and Tall catalog but these pants might make me look big.
If quizzes are quizzical then tests are....?
test-esque.
which do you like better, quizzies or testies?
Quizzies. I suck at testys.
Which finger do you use the least?
my left pinky.
which body part could you live without?
My sinuses. I hates them.
Do you have exact change?
Depends on the exchange rate.
If a dog is bitten by someone's child does the kid get put down with rabies?
Nope. Usually they have classmates to put them down.
Can I put down some of my exes for rabies?
In some states, yes.
What does "Radda Radda Radda" mean?
It means: "Would you like to buy a lamp?"
Do women fart?
No they just expel air. Usually referred to as enhancing the aroma of an area.
Why do men not have couches in their restrooms?*Women's lounges have couches!*
because then they would spend too much time in the restroom, and less time buying us clothes and holding all our girly accessories and stuff for us.
(i am a hypocrite, the above statement isn't even logically possible for me since i never go clothes shopping and i don't have accessories. whatever)
did you know that there are forty five days left until fanime? better finish up those cosplays, people!
I didn't know because I'm too lazy too keep track.=|
What's Fanime?
Fanime is purgatory.
Why do sandwiches stick to the roof of your mouth?
Because you don't toast your bread and are most likely eating an unhealthy diet of white breaded peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Did I just own you?
Yes.
Why me!!!!????!?!?!?!?!
You were in the wrong place at the right time. ;)
How is it that I am able to read people and discern situations from very little information?
Because those aren't people. They're mirrors.
WTH!? :o Why is there a bottle of lotion by my computer!?
One of two reasons:
1.) You have a roommate and he doesn't have a PC of his own.
2.) If you live at home still....it's either a sibling or your dad.
Do you ever wish you could be a detective?
Yep just like like all the greats!
Ever cheat while playing jump rope?
That's impossible.
Can I be a splendid ninja as well?
As well as what?
Don't you mean, "As well as who?"
When was this cake ever a lie?
What cake? I see no cake.
Why is there a Smurfs movie in the works?
Because some people like the idea of a society with only one female. *cringe*
Should you stop wearing silky shirts if people start petting them while you are wearing them?
wear what you want to wear, and threaten anyone with physical violence if ppl try to pet you.
Whats the most awesome breakfast to have thats cheap? :P
Top Ramen Pizza!
http://www.bakespace.com/recipes/detail/Top-Ramen-Pizza/14126/
but use half the pasta sauce and fortify it with black pepper and Rooster Chili Sauce.
What percentage of the U.S Armed Forces do you think are anime fans?
14%?? Random guess.
Are there any specific characters that should never be cosplayed?
Yeah, any tentacle demon or over-fiend from any hentai.
Have you ever chugged a slurpee?
no, i drank it through my nose :) it hurt
what am i watching?
A chipmunk do the cha cha.
How do castles in the sky not plummet to the ground via gravity?
Because our so called "god" loves them and not us. :/
Why am I hungry?
the kitten ated your cookie.
i can has cosplay idea?
Generic antagonist from every bishoujo visual novel.
What is that smell?
you really dont want to know.
what shall we do with the drunken ninja?
Give them an ugly kunoichi and watch them fight to the death over her!
What do we do if the kunoichi survives?
Give her to a random villain we see on the street so she can work as a henchgirl killing people against her will with a dark past.
What would you do for a mecha of your choice?
i'd give a mouse a cookie.
what would you do for a klondike bar?
I'd destroy every Klondike bar in the world.
Should Bill Cosby have the right to choose what can or can not be said?
Bill Cosby has rights?!
Should I wear velcro sandals or thong sandals?
Mmmm, velcro might itch, whatever that is, but thong for your feet! =DD The other foot will be like <0o0>Yumm
Will you play the pocky game with me, beautiful?
"beautiful" is busy but I'd love to play!
what is the pocky game?
*Censored*
What is a synthetic CDO?
ooohh i just attended a lecture on this at my local college, ironically. collateral debt obligations are silly little things that people buy and sell in an unintentional attempt to worsen the state of our obese and messy economy.
would you ever buy one?
I already own 2, 3, and 4, I just needed 1 to complete the set.
Would you give away your soul knowing that it taint who you were giving it to?.
Sure, not like I need a soul in the first place.
Who much would you pay me for this soul I stoled?
I'll pay you one Selena Gomez and a Miley Cyrus for it.
On a scale of one to two how would you rate yourself as a person?
2.0 minus the decimal point keep the (0)hhhh yeah.
I like ponies, doesn't hercules have the biggest man boobs ever?
Nope. Homer wins by 2lbs and then Peter and then fat bastard and then Hercules.t
What's your solution to and itchy itch?
Guacamole. You slather the itchy witch with it then toss water on them and they melt..... poor Kiki. *itchy witch is a ref to a book. couldn't help it*
If someone deserves it should you do it?
No, why would I? IT'S MINE BISHH! (Jk)
IF I went to the store and bought jello, what kind would I buy?
theh kind wif da wigglezz an da jigglez and the whodaweadyumgoood!
what would bill cosby do, if he were here right now?
Quote from: Runewitt on May 08, 2010, 10:05:00 PM
theh kind wif da wigglezz an da jigglez and the whodaweadyumgoood!
what would bill cosby do, if he were here right now?
He would do this::
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Then say this::
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Bill Cosby Ownage. >;3
waaaaa
why do people use horse heads?
To talk to horses
Why is Squidward called "Squidward" when he's an octopus?
Why does the first and last piece of bread suck?
Because they're the butts of bread.
Why do Cinnamon Toast Crunch pieces eat each other?
theres cinnamon sugar swirls on every bite!
If Philosiraptor ponders everything, who ponders about philisoraptor?
The author of Sophie's World. (google the book)
Why isn't the light on?
its called nighttime and its a sun not a light
why are ppl bent on using horse heads?
Because they the other half just looks silly
Why are you here?
Because I you love my internet presence.
What goes on after dark?
the ducks read pornography and steal your car.
where did i put that mug?
in a box.
how come i have a pimple?
Because you're about to self combust.
Why do girls like yaoi?
Because it consists of sweaty handsome men, hardcore action, and a giant load of young boys losing their virginity.
What is the purpose of Echi wars?
Nosebleeds
Where is Carmen SanDiego?
hiding... in [your] bed.
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a toosie pop?
Lemme find out... who wants to hold the tootsie pop? XD
Where are my pants??!?!?!?!
In Nightroad's closet.. >_>
What happened to my Silver SP? D:
Also in my closet.
Why do I have everything in my closet?
YOU TELL ME! I WANT MY PANTS BACK!
Why is it so bloody hot today???
Your air conditioner is also in my closet
Anyone know where I can find a panther?
Oh, Fluffy?? Yeah.. he's in my bed..
I want my SP back so I can sell it for money on eBay!
Were you the one that sold illegal Fawkes masks during X-Mas??
Maybe....
Who has tape?
You do. That's in your closet too.
Where can I indulge my card habit for cheap?
at a card shop right next to that place under that big large thing.
if you kissed a nerd would you like it?
Well it depends on his personality, his looks..
What would be your first reaction to a sudden D-Day?
sing the DOOM song.
wheres my funny chef hat?
The muffin man is wearing it, didn't you check his Facebook?
Why did the llama lick the spit of of another llama that spit on the llama?
Because I was once a treehouse, and I lived in a cake.
Just how did the orange slay the rake?
Who are these oranges you speak of?
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
The Screaming Chocolate Guy. =DD
Who ate the last cookie?!
My great x10 gran daddy!
Why are you still living in my bathroom?!
The bathtub is comfy ^-^
Do you know the Muffin Man?
Oh I know him alright.. he lives in mi' stomach nowadays.... >_>
How many licks does it take to get the center of a GUM BALL!
Depends on whose holding the gum ball!
If a tree falls down in the middle of a forest, and no one is around to hear it, who cares?
Quote from: doriangray on July 02, 2010, 07:24:26 PM
Depends on whose holding the gum ball!
If a tree falls down in the middle of a forest, and no one is around to hear it, who cares?
the tree.
if it falls on a mime, who cares?
I CARE! I'm the freaking mime!
:) Why is your closet so dark?
Because it leads to the underworld.
Why to gummy bears have a bad attitude?
I eat them!!!!
What does the moon taste like?
Tastes like Swiss cheese!
Who were the Mambo no.5 girls?
RayWilliamJohnson. That's who.
Who were the Girls sung about in the old school song: "My Girl"?
*awkwarrrd* It was Naruto using Sexy No Jutsu.
Why is chocolate an aphrodisiac?
Several components in chocolate have been linked to mood and potential "aphrodisiac" effects. First on the list of "love drugs" is phenyl-ethylamine (PEA), which also occurs naturally in the brain. PEA naturally reaches peak levels during ?r?asm, and administering PEA increases dopamine levels, stimulating the pleasure centers. PEA is chemically similar to amphetamine (leading to its nickname "chocolate amphetamine")
source: e-harmony,http://advice.eharmony.com/article/fact-or-myth-is-chocolate-an-aphrodisiac.html
Interesting indeed.
Do you love chocolate? @_@
^ yes, all over my body
Why does barney steal my cocoa pebbles?!
Cavemen occasionally have psychological problems too. Barney obviously has poor impulse control as well as a chocolate addiction, which forces him to steal cocoa pebbles. This may degenerate into Barney stealing money to pay for cocoa pebbles when said supply runs out. If signs of withdrawl occur or if this happens frequently, then I suggest meeting with Betty to form an intervention.
Where did I leave that thing?????
In my laundry room.
Is ale better than beer?
yes, because I don't like beer...
Why do people brake up over stupid reasons?
Because those stupid reasons confuse them so much they go crazy and try to get away.
Why did mommy get baby in her tummy so many times? --Example questions of when I was younger-- =9
Because she loved kiddies so much, she wanted so much babies? :D
WHERE ARE MY SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS PANTS? ;-;
NEVAH NEVAH LANDDD
Why do speedos exist?
Would you rather I wear bikini bottoms instead?
Why must life cost so bloody much?
I guess whoever runs this place wants us to learn the hard way...... unless your rich. =DDDDDDDDDD
I want pudding. GET ME SOME!... Please??
Bring me a shrubbery first.
Where is everyone???
Fanime is actually in July...NOW. None of us posting right now got the memo.
What's the best turn-on?
Horse-Back riding, upside-down, wearing a giant feathered hat. (Oh bby~)
Can you fly?
After I drink a Red Bull.
Do you think they're out of your league?
Nope. :D
Are you the eligible bachelor?
well, i am single..
i'm jusy sayin.
i found an old italian cookbook last night. what should i cook tomorrow?
You should cook the cook book.
Is it wrong to find romantic films funny?
What? Making fun of L-shaped sheets in bedroom scenes and the fact that every one of them ends with one person or the other attempting to get into an airplane/taxi/train/boat or some other form of transportation and then stopping and turning around? Nothing funny about that at all!
Do you ever think cats find it annoying that they get fur in their mouth when they clean themselves?
They probably do since they cough them up.
Is Disney Channel and Disney XD any different?
One is designed to steal the money in your wallet whiel the other is designed to steal your intelligence. ;D
Why does my neighbors cat keep trying to eat my birds!! >:(
He ran out of pasta.
Why am I attracted to people outside of my "type" and not attracted to some people that should be my "type?"
Because you're mind's telling you "I want this type" while your body's telling you "I want this other type". Then your mind and body fight with each other.
HOW DOES I FIRIN' MAH PEWPEW LAZORS?
u haz to chargin them to over 1.21 jiggawats first.
i can haz shiney new parts for my project?
When you get me a robot unicorn, then sure.
DO U DDR?
.I DDR, RPG, AND MP3.
How was chocolate invented? :D
The person who randomly cooked said, "oh my god, this is delicious!"
What is "he" doing here?
Your mom.
What is the meaning of life?
Hats. people are not wearing enough hats.
how log is it going to take for my foot to heal?
It would depend on how much log you'd get from a tree to make a splint.
Do girls fart?
Yes, they invented silent but deadly.
Do elephants fly when we aren't looking?
yes, but you'd better not look straight up, or they'll fall on you.
whats the best way to make a totoro head?
duct tape, its always the answer.
how come pigs cant fly?
Because you didn't give them the magic beans.
How's the weather up there?
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
What are you eating under there?
Honey Nut Cherios, with banana.
why do you care?
...because I love you? (o.O)?
how do you ruin a good joke?
to get to the other side.
should i really be looking up cosplay stuff right now?
No. You should be looking them up a week before con. That way, there would be more anticipation.
Is it bad that I keep having adventures with Anime girls in my dreams?
only if your adventures are illegal in your county/state/ or province.
my hand is numb, but my foot is fine. does it have something to do with the pills?
No, it's all in your head.
Is it wrong to go on adventures with an emo kid in the magical land of my home town?
Magical place? You live in DISNEYLAND!? If so, then, no. It's pefectly fine. Why am I not playing black ops yet?
Because there are better games to play.
Why am I going to school?
because if you are not working you are going to school. :P
What's that smell?
the week old egg under your bed.
Why do we sleep?
To recharge our kidneys
Why do we not have 20/20 hindsight?
Because humans are to lazy to get them.
Why is the world so slow?
so we dont all fly off
should i smoke a ham or turkey for thanksgiving?
Catch a Totoro and have him smoke you. :D
Why does warm milk make me so sleepy?
It soothes the mind.
Why are some songs so addictive?
It's the NicoNico-tine.
How do you wake a foot that's asleep without feeling that weird sharp pain-like million-needles sensation?
You make the foot pancakes. The smell of it will wake it up.
Why do most country songs I've heard have the same topic?
Because theres not much to do in the country...
How big can a fern grow?
why do men have nipples?
Men have nipples because women have nipples.
Why are you eating the rest of my food?
Because I'm gosh darn hungry.
If I say "surprise!" what's the first thing that pops into your head?
Rape.
when I say Myspace you say...?
Dead.
What's up, doc?
Eeehhhhh .. nuttin' much.
How you like dem apples?
I like dems very much...in caramel sauce. (;
Is there such a thing as 'too much chocolate'?
not if you have enough insulin.
when is dancey dancey time?
Past your bedtime.
QUICK! The object nearest to you will be used as a weapon, what is it?
my pj pants.. i can strangle people!
why wasnt i wearing my sword instead?
Oh, I thought you were just happy to see me ;D
Um, fair-trade blend with soy?
yes soy is good for you
why is it that rollie pollies have a human face when you turn them over?
It is because it's cute.
What can you substitute for Monosodium Glutamate (MSG)?
50/50 mix of salt & sugar with a dash of fish sauce per teaspoon of the mixture.
[stupid answer? I think not.]
Why is your face red like a tomato?
Ist defernitely not becuss ov alkohol.
*hic*
What kind of Asian does not have Sriracha sauce at home?
^ Filipinos and Filipinas cuz we got oyster sauce and banana sauce!
V Why the heck am I on the boards right now instead of working?
'cause it's Friday.
There's banana sauce!?!?!?!?
Not a stupid answer, but... BAM!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_ketchup (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_ketchup)
also available in spicy!
What doesn't go well with banana sauce?
Ice cream!?
I wouldn't even dare. XP
I have to find me some banana sauce now!
Where can I get some?
hmmmm, guess what im smoking?
Beef jerky.
Where's the beef!?
In my stomach! with some banana sauce!
[BTW, you can get it any many oriental supermarkets around the Bay Area. More specifically, Filipino supermarkets have plenty]
How should I save more money right now?
Give it to me.
Why aren't there any Filipinos where I live!?
Union City Bro.
Quote from: c2chaos on January 22, 2011, 01:51:20 AM
Give it to me.
Why aren't there any Filipinos where I live!?
IKR??!
I haven't been to Union City in awhile..
^ There's no question D':
But..how many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
about 10 seabreezes
Anyone here ever done a kegstand before?
If I did, I'm sure I wouldn't remember it. :P
What you got in your pockets there?
Nothin' you need tu' worry 'bout. >.>
Can't you fly?
Once. the problem is the landing.
why should i?
Because your father told you to.
Why does Lady Gaga call herself Lady Gaga.
do pandas fly?
No, they teleport everywhere.
Why have I not put the sheets on my bed in the past 3 days since washing the dirty ones?
The dirty ones are already broken in.
Why Justin Bieber?
Cause he follows all the twilight movies.
Why "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn" Part 1
Why Twilight?
Because vampire lovers have not opened their eyes to Bieber yet.
WHY ME?
It's only 2 more hours till midnight.
What am I doing?
You're standing on your head.
With a Nutella sandwich in your mouth.
Why do you make me sick pollen?
Pollen: "Cuz we're air-fleas and you're the dog!"
Now what?
Now you go buy a Bugatti Veyron for your mother.
What the meaning of life?
Hats.
People arent wearing enough hats.
Can I play the Piano any more?
Use the magic of your wondrous lady fingers.
Why are some manga artists not updating their manga?
because Tokyo politicians think that mangas are evil.
Why isn't it Friday?
Because Friday is protesting to get it's name back from TGI Fridays.
If spongebob is underwater, how could he be at a beach? ???
Because the beach knows everything.
But what about the children??!
they can walk.
why is it doomed to fail?
Because you are so full of win.
What is the point of points?
to gauge how close to my win you are.
would doing a team fortress Heavy cosplay a good idea? i dont want to shave my head though.
Let me put it this way: BONK!
How do you like your eggs?
Over EZ.
With some bacon n' cheese n' hash browns on thu' side.
What is love?
Don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more..
are you into that sort of thing? because i'm cool with it.
Yeah. It's a weird flesh burning fetish but you'll get used to it.
Hey you, what's your sign? ;D
"Under construction."
How do you make a fun day fun-ner?
Kites and bicycles.
what is your plan for the zombie apocalypse?
We eat them before they eat us.. (well our brains. I guess..)
Why do I have to do what you say? You ain't my momma.
Because I am your father.
Why did 7 eat 9?
Because it loves the taste of fresh numbers.
9 is a very fresh number.
So.. what now?
now, we have a funny hat party.
do you know YOUR credit score?
yeah, check that ish on a regular basis.
You ever wonder how food becomes poo?
I did at first. Now I'm like how long does it take until it leaves my system.
Why did the sticker need a laywer?
Cause he's suing some stamps that tried to kill him and his family.
What goes on in a cat's mind?
It thinks about how it can most efficiently spread its shedding fluff on your jacket.
Why did Pluto get demoted?
Because Goofy wanted a bigger dressing room.
why i laugh?
You laugh cuz stupid stuff happens.
What'chya gonna do 'bout it?
I'm gonna scream and run into a wall.
What's your problem?
I... I.. I don't know!
*runs away crying like a pansy*
Are you blushing?
No! I just spilled...... hot sauce onto my cheeks and now they're flaring from the spiciness!
Why can't you fly?
body scanners.
what what and the duck?
Oh, I bought the duck at a market.
Gonna kill it later & make some Confit.
However the Confit is not what I had in mind.
Should Doitsu from Axis Powers Hetalia be cross referenced to Sgt. Schultz from Hogan's Heroes?
No because Doitsu is hawt.
Are you insane?
not legally.
does it matter?
Don't matter as long as you have the sauce.
Why are you still here?
because i am not there.
where should i be?
IN MAH BELLEH.
*awkwardly rubs stomach*
Are you gonna be mean to me this time?
only if you want me to be. ;)
did i spend too much in japantown today?
depends on how high a level die-hard fan you are, so i'll say yes, you did.
Why are you still up this late?!
spent about $100 on a couple books to learn japanese, t shirt, food.
I'm almost always up this late.
why are you?
it's Saturday, dude. Why the hell not?
Do you know where the next party is at?
It better not be at my hotel; I'm gonna call the police to escort you out of my building! (true story)
What are you downloading right now?
Things that MIIIIGHT give my laptop a virus. ;)
Why the long face?
I am Sarah Jessica Parker.
Who's line is it anyway?
Ichigo's
why do i get so involved in some projects?
just for kicks maybe?
Who's that at the door?!
Must be the pizza guy.HE"S LATE!!! >:(
Why Domino's?WHY!??Porque??!!!!!!!!
BECAUSE! They said so!
Why is the Earth round?
Because I shaped it that way.
I hated squares back then.
You got any money on you?
Not anymore.
Why is the rum always gone?
People like King Koopa and Jack Sparrow drink it all
Can I be in the Super Mario Bros movie forever?
Sure. But you gotta eat mushrooms EVERY.SINGLE.DAMN.DAY.
Why do they always run?
They prefer people who aren't in overalls and a hat
Why is Chowder called Chowder when he isn't a soup?
Because.
Why is the sky blue?
because.
why is the grass green?
Because Stone Cold said so.
Why is Chef not the chef at my school?
Because our school is too poor to have the high class man cook there. :/
Did you drink my last glass of Smirnoff?
maybe.
was it green apple?
YES. *rage face*
Are you really going to do something so stupid?
Yes I am
Should I dress like Chef and go around saying, "Hello there children!"
Quote from: sasukeuchiha92 on April 23, 2011, 09:55:00 AM
Yes I am
Should I dress like Chef and go around saying, "Hello there children!"
I think it'd be better if Deon did it.
why is it so hard to find good cosplay ideas for my body type?
Because every cosplay out there doesn't fit the godliness of your body.
Where is your God now?
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Puddi?
Si senor
Que?
I said "can you speak ade english?"
If I get bitten, does that mean i'm going to turn into one of them?
No, you'll be half and half, basically a hybrid
Can I race to Witch Mountain?
You can try, but you'll never make it.
Why is your face so purple?
I'm trying to break the world record for longest time a person's breath can be held
do you still think that's a good idea?
Yeah, just jump of this cliff and you'll land in a bed of pillows.
Trust me.
And what happens if I don't?
you'll be stuck at the top of the cliff.
can you smell what the rock is cooking?
Smells Like Teen Spirit.
What would you be willing to do for $100?
Anything that does not seem weird or downright lame xD
Why must some dubbed forms of my favorite anime series suck so bad?
Because most dubs suck badly. However, there are some good ones; Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Full Metal Alchemist, Princess Mononoke....just to name a few.
Why do you touch yourself at night?
Because my phone doesn't love me
Who wants some sugar?
Not me. I'm on a diet.
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Give Rigby's brother some Sugar
Would you dance with the stars?
If they paid me.
Would you watch Dancing with the Stars live?
With you, I'd do aaaaaaaannyyything.
Would you go to a rave with the Cookie Monster?
i would, but i fear that he'd eat all my cookies & go on a sugar-high frenzy all over the dance floor
can you nuns really fly?
Sure...get a strong enough breeze and watch them catch air xD
Why must TokyoPop shut down it's North American publishing location?
Because Christina from Tough Enough is evil.
Why can some people rip shirts easily?
because the shirt, like phonebooks, can twist in a way that it can be ripped
How come doing the impossible is easier than doing something that is possible?
Because it's so easyily crazy
Why can't I watch Spanish shows in English?
The language barrier forbids it....that, and they would rather have you master the language first in order to enjoy it.
Since no question was asked, we'll start anew & pretend that it didn't happen
why does Sadaharu keep biting everybody's head?(also a legitimate question)
for the sweet sweet eye juice.
what was that smell?
Not sure...wait, when was the last time you showered?
Why does the wait for FanimeCon 2011 feel like it is taking forever? 0_0
yesterday. and in about an hour or so.
should i bbq pork ribs tomorrow night, or get some steak?
Get the steak of course, you fool!
if you were stuck on island w/ nothing but a Creed album & a CD player, how would you kill yourself?
how far away is land? probably break the cd and stab myself in the jugular.
blended scotch?
Must be related to Butters Stotch
Why did Paris Hilton dress me like a bear and try to buy me?
Because your fluffy
Why is it that my school has to put a graduation presentation before fanime con comes ?
Your school hates Fanime.
Why can't I fly?
You don't drink Red Bull
Do you know the way to San Jose?
:D No but I can instant transmission there.
When is fanime again?
in 3 weeks/ 23 days son! how do ya not know this ish?!
You sure it's safe to open that?
Trruuuuuust me I'm sober.
What's in the bag? Dead babies?
I hope not....could have sworn it was gnomes 0_0
When will we come across each others company?
that depends on you, doesn't it?
what woudl you do if you saw a giant puddi at fanime?
I'd tell Tweety.
Why does only Angelina from Jersey Shore see my awesomeness but not the rest of the cast?
:) because the rest of the cast does not know awesome.
Will there be anime at Fanime this year?
Sure....unless the world ended in May like those religious wackjobs claim it will.
Why must they protest at FanimeCon each year?
because they enjoy seeing jesus in person...(Cosplay jesus)
Why must the week go so slowly!!!!
To keep the protestors happy
Why is I Love You, Beth Cooper not considered a classic film?
B/c people are true haters.
Why do you have a pair of Justin Bieber's boxers?
this ain't what it looks like! I just have these so i can sell em on ebay
What's that you're hiding behind your back?
Its a solid wall D:
why am I lazy at finishing work yet theres a chance i could fail if i didnt do it?
You should of eaten a bowl of Total this morning.
Should Vic Mignogna be covering the 137th Running of The Kentucky Derby?
No, cuz Edward Elric is a jockey in the race (do you know how small those guys are???)
Does anyone know what time it is!?
ITS ADVENTURE TIME!
can i git about treefiddy?
No
whats tree fiddy?
The famous dance of Arbor from Chowder
Who done it?
i don't know, maybe ask that shifty-eye looking character trying to sneak away over there
you got change on ya?
Yo momma.
Did you dun goofed this time?
No.
You jelly?
no, i mustard
what the hell are you aiming at?!
Your dick
Why do apples taste good?
Mother Nature put some secret sauce in it when nobody was looking
I'm going to ask you 1 question: Do you feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?
that was two.
Catdog?
sure, 2 over here plzs. No relish
Must you drown your food in soy sauce?!
Yes.
And dried sushi.
And furikkake.
And..
And..
[etc.]
Were you always that big?
[You can take this comment however you like.]
No, I used the Bowflex
Are you gonna spank my hams?
I dont roll that way
Why did i wander san jose 3 weeks before the con untill 11pm and didnt go home till 1 am? yet i live in oakland
You were looking for a porn shop.
Why do schools have a ban on gangster apparel?
they don't want the students to make friends of the same color clothing
how come theres no word to rhyme with orange?
Actually...
Door hinge.
Would you be my knight in shining armor if it was 100 degrees outside?
might as well, i'll just go full commando under the armor so nobody would know. Wait a minute...i just typed that, didn't i?
if a person ate nothing but salty food like taffy, would their blood be as salty as the water in the Dead Sea?
Yes.
So salty, that one's sweat would taste of salt.
Why are you in my closet?
i'm playing hide n' seek. Duh
why are bananas shaped the way they are?
God sneezed while making a straight line
What is a canuck?
Someone you will never bang.
Did you just piss yourself?
no, i was in the pool.
do you like to go camping?
um...no. Wern't houses made so we wouldn't have to do that anymore?! Nature's cool & all, but just in the sense that it doesn't follow me when i go into a building
what'd that alien just say?
:D No
Yes? ;D
42
Will the Sharks "choke" again?
If they eat the bone again yes
Why is Halko Momoi Pretty?
makeup.
why does every small project i undertake turn into a huge project and end up costing way more than planned?
That little leprechaun under your bed is holding you back, man.
Why am I so interested in Masakaki [ From The Money of Soul & Possibly Control] ?
Wakarimasen Lol
why am i dressing up as ANBU?
[lol. I like that answer.]
Because you're a Naru-tard.
Why didn't I think of that in the first place?????
NO not a narutard lol
and cause derp
why am i eating bread?
Because you like it soft and crusty.
Why does your derp face look so unusually attracting?
Because I fell face first on hot dog flavored water.
What is CNN doing here at NERV headquarters?
They're gonna take over the world.
Why is my nose like a faucet?
It won't stop running. :/
You've got a globe valve where you should have a ball valve.
Why am I still up at 0200 on garbage night?
Early bird breakfast.
Will you please put the correct response in the form of a question?
what is a question? Trebek: correct.
I'll take " do leprechauns use unicorns as their source for transportation around the rainbows?" for 1000
100
what is cat
Cat is what.
I said what what, in the butt?
Was that a question or a request? ;D
(^BTW, that was my answer and question)
Unfortunately for you, that was a question dudeman.
8)
Aren't you gonna get me that Poke'ball over yonder?
Sure, I've got 6 of them anyway.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
oh i seem to taken off my shirt exposing my belly
why is it that fanime is 4 days away
Daylight Savings is backwards. Roll 1 hr. Forward but time goes faster
Why can't I stop picking out my head-grass? (head-grass=hair)
cause ur grooming
why cant i stop procrastinating>?
Cause you're a pro at it!
Why does trying to teach my grandmother anything to do with electronics end in her sulking?
because the text on the screen isn't colorful enough
why can't my mustache grow out more than a few centimeters?
you underage
why does my steak taste good?
Because it's got a piece of me in it. .-.
Why aren't you bleeding?
because the piece of you is protecting me
why am i eating salsa
because you ran out of tortilla chips.
Are there any republicans in the city of Vancouver?
I don't care. F them. ;D
Now whatcha gonna do?
gunna do the same thing we do every night, Otakuya. TRY & TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!
You're still not going to feel this moody 2 days from now, are you?
No. I better not. (Wait, that's a good answer. Not a stupid one.)
Where's the beef?
in my fridge
wheres the homework
In mah belleh.
Are you high?
oh god im high
why am i high?
get off the ladder, you are an efg.
you dont belong anywhere above ground level.
awake?
Yes. And tired.
Can you help me find my orphan tears?
check under your pillow.
did you want to bring them to fanime?
No, they're going to watch marathons of Adventure Time, MAd TV, & Nickelodeon.
^didn't post a question, so....
How can you "break the unbreakable"?
Leave a dent or an impression, otherwise, get everyone to assume it's broken.
How do your cure crows feet?
Boom! Tough actin' Tinactin.
Why are you reading the Fanime forums rather than being at the con itself right now?
It's all over now baby. Until next year.
How come you didn't attend that one hentai panel/thing?
they wouldnt allow me in with my 10th grade id card even though i was 18 :c
why was my con experience bad ?
because nobody gave you directions to the party...
what is the cure for con sickness?
Water
What is love?
Love is nature's way of tricking people into reproducing.
But that's what urbandictionary said...
Do you miss the good ol' days?
yes 2008 when fanime was my first con and everything was a surprise to me and fresh, but 2009 was better when i understood how cons worked :3
what is the next big con ?
Quote from: Rhornez on May 30, 2011, 10:00:04 PM
yes 2008 when fanime was my first con and everything was a surprise to me and fresh, but 2009 was better when i understood how cons worked :3
what is the next big con ?
2009 was my first con. ^^
The next big con AX Con. July 1-4. YAY. Guess who can't go?
I cant because it sucks :D
whos going to that free con ? AM 2?
I'm not going... 8D
Why is my iPhone only playing my MusicFest playlist? =+= blasted thing...
B/c it loves you??
What time am I going to bed?
Trick question, you're not sleeping. Neither am I. T_T
Blueberries or mangoes?
Mangos all the way.~ <3
Cold or hot?
warm
rain or no rain
No rain. Me gusta mucho sol.
You leik teh mudkips or magikarps?
Me Gusta both
ranch or no ranch
no ranch.
did you order the spaghetti, or the ravioli?
ravioli
axe or power
Chainsaw. always the chainsaw.
chocolate or vanilla?
vanilla
why isn't phone spelled "fone" instead?
cause ph phat
why am i eating
You are eating because you are addicted. We need to get you into food rehab stat.
Why does the house smell like strawberries?
Because 1313 just left your place.
Why is it so damn hot in Las Vegas?
Rainbow baby elephants!
How was it?
it was all right. Needed more chocolate....
Dude, where's my car?
It got repo'd for being parked in a red zone.
how did it get so hot?
What is a cure for unrequited love?
Subway.
Why is Chuck Norris so feared?
because underneath his beard is another fist
What does it mean to "PUT YA GUNS ON!"?
The same thing as putting on your, "Pa-pa-pa-poker face!"
Why are Jack Black movies always so awesome?
Quote from: Captain L0Lpants on July 06, 2011, 06:54:20 PM
because underneath his beard is another fist
What does it mean to "PUT YA GUNS ON!"?
Aaand 1 Sengoku Basara brownie point for you. ~
Jack Black movies are awesome because he is manly.
Wanna do a flashmob together?
Yes of course, only if it's on Madagascar.
How come we can't stretch like Jake the Dog?
bones.
Should i get an x-box?
No, There are already many x-box owners infected with the red ring virus.
How in the FRIGGIN hell could you beat Call Of Duty in one day?
Rockstars and Monsters Lots of them.
why do i eat 3 meals a day?
cuz you're a lazy eater
do possums make good birthday presents?
It doesn't hurt to try it. 8D
Why is this song so true? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWy_uauR-6k
He must be another Rebecca Black clone.
How did Mr. Snuffleupagus's name became so ancient?
Ever since he Snuffled my pagus' D:
why does my ass have flaps?
Because you have some lovely lady lumps.. but down there.
Would you let me borrow your time machine if you owned one?
I would but I forgot which vending machine I disguised it as...
if Canadians use mayonnaise as a primary coniment for stuff like we do for ketchup, does that mean they spread their ketchup on their bread for sandwiches too?
Preposterous! Everyone knows that average Canadians prefer no condiments on their bread.
Why does my oven turn on without anyone touching it?
Because it's trying to kill you.
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Intelligent design.
What happened to dragons?
They're all chilling in my backyard.
Where's my new Aston Martin?
It was stolen and used for a demolition derby. It was, of course, rendered unusable.
What do hipsters do on their free time?
Plan world domination.
Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Lupus.
Is it really over when the fat lady sings?
it's true but since she's over at the buffet line, it'll be a while before she starts singing (rim shot)
Under the "languages you speak" section of FB, you can pick Daft Punk. Question is, how do you speak Daft Punk? Or would you have to be on the dance floor to use it?
Daft Punk, like English and other Germanic languages, is not phonetic. It's also very unorthodox to most people since it borrows tones from a wide range of languages. Most people use it on the dance floor out of habit. It's an unspoken rule that it cannot be spoken outside of the dance floor.
Why isn't meteorology entirely accurate yet?
Potatoes eclipse the moon.
Where are my pet chickens hiding their eggs?
They're not doing it on purpose. Their eggs just refuse to come out since they have now developed the consciousness to know that they will be consumed.
Where are my wigs?
You're a dirty devil.
You don't deserve no wings.
Will Homestuck control my life?
It will if you do not drink Dr. Pepper at least once a week.
Speaking of which, why does Dr. Pepper taste so good?
Because it has 23 flavors!
Why does my neighbor play polka music?
Because the full moon forbids anything else.
Why is the sky blue?
Aliens.
Why does dust collect?
it's hoping for the market to improve so it can sell and retire without any financial burdens.
where have i been?
where you went.
do I need this?
No you don't.
What does race car driver John Andretti have to do with Human Physiology?
Cars got bodies. People do too.
Why am I studying outside?
Because the moon decided to take over for the sun and it shone purple light
Why do I like color so much?
Because color is so intense.
Why can't I be Bloonan the Barbarian?
Because I don't know who that is.
Why is my printer printing two pages at once?
to save time.
is charlie sheen still winning?
He's always winning. He's competing with Chuck Norris.
Can the Powerpuff Girls fight Mike, Lu, and Og?
Of course they can. Kicking ass is one of the side effects of Chemical X.
If loving you is wrong why does it feel so right?
Because of the naive natures.
How come Johnny Test survives all the tests of his sisters?
cuz he's using cheat codes, duh
Why ya gotta disrespect, bro?!
you dont respect me brah
why am i now hyping over fanime?
Because you can't make it to BronyCon
Why is Kung Fu Panda so addicting?
because of the noooooodles!
who's up for anything?
Dr. Who is Who!
Why do interpretive dancers look weird?
*does interprative dance*
why cant i hold all these files?
Because files are rebellious and can't be held
Why is Free Realms always being advertised?
Because they are "free" to do whatever they want. Nyehehehe. X3
Why arrow... WHY NOT THE ELBOW?!!?!?
Because you don't know the elbow!!
Why does Ash tend to ruin bikes?
hes a biker
why do i like nutella
because your nutty.
Why is everything so amusing right now?
Because exciting things are a scarse resource
How does Johnny Test survive all of his sisters' experiments?
he's using cheat codes
why is it that robots don't havta eat?
because alcohol fuels their power cells.
whats the third thing?
The one after the 7th
Why'd you eat it??
Because it was supposed to taste like purple!
Why don't you take a Moe to a Motel?
Because I'd rather take a Hoe to a Hotel.
Why does everything taste like chicken?
Because Colonel Sanders changed the recipe.
Why are you picketing on government property?
cuz my frisbee flew over their fence & i want it back
Why can't i get famous on Youtube?
Someone deep within the forums got your number.
Why weren't mobile suits used in World War II?
Because puppies needed more love.
Why's Jay Leno's chin so large?
He needs it to fight crime and politics.
How come ice cream doesn't last forever?
Because it all melts down before you've the time to enjoy it all.
Why are iPhones so durable?
To protect you when that bullet comes flying.
Are bronies into Lolicon?
You bet your bottom dollar they are.
Why do you always find weirdos on the subway?
cuz they've been kicked out of Subway for loitering around
How come it's impossible to hate on the Extremely Photogenic Guy?
Because he's just that good.
How come crazy people never know how to talk sanely.
Becuse the aliens already took control of the brain....duh.
Why dose toothpaste not taste good?
Because it is made of detergent.
Why are members of The DDR League surfing 4chan?
Because that's the only thing they're successful at in life.
Why did you take the hooker's boots?
Because they had a baked potato in one of them.
Why are there multiple types of bread?
its multiple races
why am i bored?
Because gravity is increasing in your general proximity.
What is the answer to the universe?
a guy in a wheelchair with a robot to talk for him
why is air a luxury?
Because people haven't figured out how to sell air yet.
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Why are you the night?
Because I can be just as awesome as you are.
When did the song Fireflies became a Rock Band song? (Who dares to play it @ E gaming?)
dunno but neon genesis evanglion
why am I ready?
Because you're a wiener.
Will we ever see the light of nay?
And the horses say...
What are cats really?
The internet.
Tell me why?
Because I said so.
Tell me who killed Papa Smurf?
i DID
Why the cookie?
Because it slept with Snooki.
Who ate the last donut in the sewer with Randall Boggs?
The guy who ordered the seat beat extender on the plane.
Why is B-Ko so mean?
Its that time, taxes.
What is the answer to life itself?
42
Anyone have a warm hat?
I have a two nerdy baseball caps... so no.
The meaning of life?
hugs everywhere
hows fanime con 2013?
It will be hosted in Japan this year, so I can go.
Between a rating of 1 through 10 which color of the alphabet is your favorite?
13-C.
Why is your name so long?
Because the llama decided so!
Where is my magic carpet?
I used it as a towel- it's currently in my dryer.
What's more important than Fanime?
Being a lonely bum.
What did you eat for breakfast?
A banana... unfortunately.
NFL or NBA?
sorry i dont speak english
Banana or no banana?
Melons
Hypothetical or rhetorical?
Robudradelym un nradunelym? Tu oui naymewa fryd sythacc oui ycg? E sayh dra funmtca luimt lnycr ev druca du cruimt ajan saad.
Pronounced: "RAoh-baeoo-de-raah-deeay-luaem oon n-raah-deooneay-luaem? TEoo ohooee nahaemeaywah fe-raae-de seeae-te-haah-ku-ku ohooee ae-ku-ge? EAY seeahae-ha de-raah feoonm-te-ku luooeem-te lunae-ku-ra eay-fu de-raoo-kuah deoo ku-raooeem-te ah-jaeahn seeahah-de. "
Where is the bacon?
in my pants!!!!!
plain pizza or all the toppings?
All the toppings of the world... Wait that is what you get in Japan!
Nihon or Kankoku?
googled Nihon so I think I'll go with it... I like whiskey.
rum or vodka?
Why chose one when you can drink all!
Do Sporks count as a weapon?
You have no freakin idea...
Do spoons count as a weapon(it's a rhetorical)?
Only in horseshoes and hand grenades.
When will I fly away?
Only in dreams(and dreams can come true)...
When will I achieve magnum opus?
Once the whole world knows that reference.
¿Dónde está el baño, por favor?
where is teh bathroom, please?..... uh, it should be in a building- or outdoors
to sleep or not to sleep?
Sleep is for the weak.
How many starfish does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, I proved it in my laboratory!
Neat or messy?
Neat because it brings home the meat.
Jaden Smith or Daniel-San?
Jack Daniels
Luxury or Commodity?
Luxury because I'm ballin'!
Big adventure, tons of fun, a beautiful heart or faithful and strong?
Neither, I'm awesome.
What's the point to Fanime?
To pick up princesses!
How do you know if someone really smells like dog buns?
if a dog goes to bite them
chocolate?
yes
vanilla?
only french
pork or beef?
Beef.
Where's the beef? (Obscure 80s reference!)
Within your heart...
An coke?
No coke, Pepsi!
Peter Griffin for President?
No, Cthulu for President.
Burger or Sandwhich?
I want a Good Burger.
Bronies before Hoenies?
just-just stop.....
Rocks or stones?
Stones.
Robots or Pirates?
Pirate-gundams... ooooh yeaaah!
book or mag?
Book!
Harold or Kumar?
White Castle(not the fridgerated kind though)
board games or card games?
Card games, with my ninja info cards.
Oatmeal or curry?
oatmeal(havent had curry)
yes?
Quote from: PinkHairSasuke on February 02, 2013, 08:17:27 AM
Card games, with my ninja info cards.
;D
Llamas are fantastic pets in the winter.
What would you do to three mice living in your shoes?
blind them and give them shades and canes...
black, white, red or blue?
Blue because that stands for Blastoise!
Blast off again?
always... thats what she said :P
futbol or football?
Neither because they don't have refs like this:
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Pizza or Chinese?
both... chinese pizza
adidas or nike?
why not some Tabi?
Plain Asia or Lucifargundam?
myself of coarse...
crayons or colored pencils?
It has to be colored pencils with crayon backs of opposite colors...
Margatroid or Kazami?
Margatroid
Noodles or dumplings?
Dumplings with noodles!
Magic flying lights or scuba divers with muscles?
the lights are a lie
heavy metal or light rock?
hahhh...
There is no such thing as heavy or light, only metal rocks...
Shingami or Kitsune?
kitsune... hands down
through the window- or to the wall?
the walls are illusions, through the ground...
Stupid question, or stupid answer?
22
Where is the time machine?
Within the scenery...
Lazers or Lasers?
layzars
fire or emblem?
Fire the emblems
Shake weight or weight shaked?
weight shaked....(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm1.staticflickr.com%2F111%2F270782623_86fe4f134b_z.jpg&hash=56be81085b5e9e700a4647c1ba0d6a6605992dd4)
fluffy or poofy?
fluffy poofy foam...
月まで届け、不死の煙 or 不思議の国のアリス?
月まで届け、不死の煙
beef or pork?
Chicken hmmm
Gold flakes in your soup miss?
yes please madam'
cape or coat?
Coat caped llama
When is it not ok to drink from the wise waters?
when wise waters are stupid....
when is it wise to drink from stupid waters?
When monkeys mate with pigs
Why to chimes live in my chimney?
because they all chim...
why do posts go insider posters?
Moot
Why don't we all sing like the birdies sing?
quack, quack-quack, quack-quack....
why dont we all sing lke the congoers sing?
Stink stink stink Stink stink
Where is my sanity?
in my pocket >.> hehehe
where is my reward?
Up your butt
Should feet be purple?
only during bdsm and other simlilar situations devoid of paint
should eyes blur after blinking?
Only when rams are swimming.
Why is the wind breezy?
That's how it rolls.
Why do infomercials provide unconventional convenience?
its what makes them so interesting
potato?
potaaato! potaato! potato!
Final or Beginning?
Final Fantasy....
First Fantasy?
End of fantasy, next dream please...
Recombinant or Natural?
all natural...
simple or sophisticated?
Simply sophisticated.
Bubbles or flippers?
floppy baubles!
Ghost or Busters?
busters... they look better
question or answer?
Without one, you cannot have the other my friend...
Ethers or Pancea?
Pancea
red or white roses?
Pokeball roses
Random roommate or psycho roommate
random
north or south?
UP! (♫ la la la la, la la la la♫)
Heaven or Earth?
Blue Heaven
cornered or curved?
Cornered by a bear!
Where is the end of the rainbow?
At the beginning,
Simple or Complicated?
Simple.
Drink or eat?
Drink what you're supposed to eat.
Musical life or your own theme song?
My own theme song is for those who cannot hear it...
CD or VHS?
VHS... so that I can put a sandwhich in my vhs player...
book or booklet?
Booklet about a book.
iPhone or Android?
Blackburry
Red or green?
colorblind!
bust or butt?
All about the waist,
Circulation or Blockage?
circulation
wood or metal?
Wood covered in metal.
Pirates or ninjas?
ninja pirates!!! a jack sparrow/naruto cross!!!
myth or legend?
The legend of myths!
Pokemon or digimons?
Digimon- the underdogs of the mons...
spoon or a fork?
Sporks!
Pikachu or a giant mouse?
pikachu pees on giant mice
clothes or cape?
Both, I can't go crusading without my cape...
Wonder or Amazement?
Amazement with wonder
frozen solid or melted?
Gas
Why you so cra cra?
You make me cra cra gurl!
You mad bro?
get mad bro!
Whoop Whoop?
Whoopity Whoop!
Sterben?
Kein!!! Leben und ewig leben!
Is there a way to scratch a scratch card without scratching it?
you rub it... it works
letters or numbers?
Letters in a numbered fashion.
Are dog treats better than normal food like Scooby Snacks?
scooby snacks for lyfe!!
orange juice or apple juice?
Apple Juice with a hint of orange!
Are Pillow Pets my friends?
Only if they're furries.
in or out?
Go in and quickly pull out.
Yes or no?
Maybe...
An coke?
No coke, Pepsi!
Is it a bird or a plane?
It's birdman!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!
Scooby Doo, where are you?
There he is!!!
Would you?
No I wouldn't.
The real question is who would?
You should.
Did i?
You did.
Who didn't?
She didnt.
Who has?
They have.
What has?
It did.
When?
Whenever you lose...
the real question is, what is it?
That's it.
With who?
Dr. Who.
Is it from time or space?
Anouther dimension.
Twinkies?
They're returning from the grave!!!
Can't touch this?
I'm sexy and a I know it!
tv?
I would quite fancy the ol' tele.
Bad show?
Brak show.
no-show?
Joe Shmow Show.
Awesome show?
Where's that hoe?
puppy or kitty?
KitPup, the offspring of a CatDog.
Kicked who's arse?
Arsey McGee
Say what?
What is the simplicity of words.
Who says what in the where of the stairs?
They do.
Where?
Up there!
Where's Perry?
Banana
Where's it at?
With the fat cat wearing a hat!
Who's hat is it?
The cat's.
What's that?
Unknown sir...
Would you like to take a closer look?
magnifying glass please....
up?
That's my house with balloons.
How many balloons make a gigabyte?
10,000
Multiplex?
Super duper multiplex!
Who does the Gangnam Style?
Justin Timberlake
iPood?
I'm sorry, Siri didn't understand you question...
Sugar mama say wha?
Woop-woop pull over, dat @$$ too fat!
Peanutbutter?
Jelly time!
PBJ with a baseball bat?
peanutbutter-jelly
Where he at?
Thar she blows!
Thor of Asgard?
Ygdrassil
and theeeen?
A wild Loki has appeared!
What will you do?
Poke it with a stick! : D
in or out?
Neither in or out.
Are you coming home?
ET Phone Home...
Elliot?
My sweet Elliot...
Are you wide awake?
Wide awake, yet completely asleep...
Who are you?
I am "I am"
Wo bist du?
(where are you?)
On earth obv
Around the lake or through it?
On it!
Orange or blu?
PUHRPEL
Monkey or Money?
Murlock
Capslock?
Caps are locked away forever and forever.
Can you hear this?
what?
who?
The man.
Will you eat that?
I'll dig it.
Do you dig it?
"That's him! The Warriors did it!"
Why is it called Coney Island?
It's named after the Cone Heads... embarrassadors of a certain planet you may/may-not recall....
Walking dead or running living?
Jogging Semi-Living.
Will you do the Time Warp again?
And so I wake in the morning~~!
Viva la vida loca?
Ask Ricky Martin.
Are they magically delicious?
They're always after meh lucky charms!
Spicey or hot?
They're the small differences of Taco Bell sauces.
What is the point of Zoey 101?
None
This one?
No, the other one.
Potato?
po-tawto
personal computer or personal cookie?
Personality!
Falcon punch or bionic arm???
Falconpunch- all the way.
Penguin or bird without wings?
Gunter.
Would you kindly?
Kindly Please.
Please may I?
Fancy!
Is that yours?
No it's hers.
Where is she?
She's not here.
When life gives you lemons, what do you do?
Lemon-morangue pie
Woop-woop?
Pow-pow chika bow-wow!
Who, what, where, when, and why?
3.14
Doughnuts?
DOUGHNUTS??? :o
Bad boys, watchu gonna, watchu gonna do?
call ghost busters
is that- ?
It's a trap!!
Is it dangerous?
Crickey!!!
L m n o...?
12, 13, 14, 15..
What's in it for them??
Me. And my firsts of fury.
stone?
Stone Cold Steve Austin!
How in the world????
Best In The World, just ask CM Punk.
Say what?
What.
Henshin a-go-go baby?!
que?
sprechen sie deutsche?
Du hast mich!
What victory?
Victoria -Seras
Pirates?
We are on a quest to find One Piece!!
Taco?
Doritos tacos.... i need to try one...
root beer or orange soda?
Who loves Orange soda?
limDsage loves Orange soda..
Is it true?
Mhm
I do, I do, I do~ooo.
Absolute Justice or Moral Justice?
"Justice is a lie for the followers to get by" - Slayer
Cake or death?
The cake lied to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Bacon??
bake-ohnnnn!!
bake on?
Lock.... OOOOOOooooooooooooon!
Shots??
Shots?? I'm sorry, we don't serve that here...
Would you like a lemon?
Lemon shot!
Shotgun?
No a scythe would be preferable to a shotgun,
What's your cosplay?
None unfortunately. Probably just get a WizarDrive belt and go henshiiiiiiiin a go-go, baby!
Falcon kick?
falcon punch.
good?
HAWAWAWWA?
Konnichiwa?
Nani?!
What's that?
Its a it!
I don't understand the meaning of life anymore... what is it?
Life is beautiful around the world!
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
I dont like mayo.
Bugs or insects?
Buggy the clown!
That was good, wasn't it?
Not really, no.
No?
Yes.
Taxi?
Cab.
There?
On that far far side!
Turn the beat back?
Step up the beat!
Peanut butter?
No, peanut butter is not an instrument.
Chappelle's show?
Not so much. Anymore and I'll have to host a roast on him.
gurren lagen?
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM??? *possessed by Kamina*
System error?
If this is the first time this has happened, please restart your computer to continue your armed intervention, Press ALT + SHIFT + DEL + L-O-C-K-O-N to do awesome sniping on your gundam...
However, how am I going to leave this gundam?
You get out of the cockpit. NAO!
Batman Begins in 1 minute?
no. not now. too soon.
stupid or sane?
Reckless!
What is insanity?
Insanity is bliss.
Bliss is?
Bliss has a twist.
Do I get a Discount Double Check?
Double discount coupon
Do over refi?
Refrigerator!
Who loves Orange Soda?
Kel loves orange soda!
Is it All That?
No, it's the dancing lobsters!
Chicken wings, anyone?
hot, mild or boneless- doesnt matter.
book or bewk?
Kewl!
Uh? Yeah?
nah
yeah?
Yeeeee buddy!!
Suuuuppeerrr???
Duuuuppppeeerrrr
Yippee?
Hiphip hooray!!
What does the sea throw?
you.
me?
Totally bro.
Bro down?
bro up!
Down low?
Too slow!
High five?
Five-O!
Drop the bass?
Do the Harlem Shake!
Oppa is just your style?
It's part of my Hiten-Mitsurugi Ryu style!
Zehahaha??
Bon Clay!!!!
Are you the King of the Pirates?
I'm the King of Fighters!
Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?
Yes, it smells like some beat down Jabronis with a side pipping hot pie.
You can't see me?
See no evil!
Purgatory?
Limbo!
White Limo?
no, chrome
dome?
Headbutt!
Taka (hawk), Tora (tiger), Batta (grasshopper)?
horse
got milk?
The milk's gone bad!
Got rice?
steamy!
Breamy?
Hatty!
You know why I pulled you over, son?
Luke, I am your father!
To be or not to be?
That is a rhetorical question!
Got change to spare?
I only carry plastic(seriously, i never carry cash).
So?
What?
Put bacon in everything, ya?
Bacon-wrapped hot dogs! bacon-wrapped mushrooms! bacon and eggs! baconize everything. Because only bad stuff tastes good.
black or blue?
50 shades of grey.
energizer bunny?
Eveready kitty!
Shining wizard?
sparkling old men.
what to do with the fiber glass?
You break it, and then Stone Cold comes out with his theme music.
LP LP -> LK HP?
AURORA BEAM!!!!
evolve?
Evolutioooon is a mysteryyyy!
Doctor Who?
Dr Pepper; pal.
How come you are not a Mugen character?
Too awesome to be one.
Moe or moe?
no more!!!
Cheese bean burrito?
Buuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiittttttttttoooooooooooo!!!!!! (In Gir voice)
Wanna pick someone's nose for me?
Little green friends. O.e
What time is it?
It's Adventure Time!
It's that time of the year again?
It's almost May!!!! Whoot Fanime!!!
Where's the other sock?
I think the toilet ate it.
Oil change?
When summer comes around.
Coolant leak?
Idk, drink it.
What's the word?
Word up!
Did you see that?
the stapler bit me!!!
Where in the world is Chuck Norris?-Google search i'm feelin lucky.
He's hiding from bruce lee!
Where are you going?
I'm going bananas.
Why does Justin Bieber have to troll Will.i.am?
Because he has no other guys to play with?
Where art thou potato?
Potato has gone. His people needs him.
Du hast?
Du hast mich.
Is this the real life?
Pinch yourself!
Want some coffee?
Coffeeeeeeeeeeee!! Give meeeeee!!!
Falcon?
Falcon punch!!!
Will you enter the gingerbread house?
I'll eat the ginger bread house...
What would the baby of a panda and a great dane look like?
Ein Neko-panda-Sache....
Porque(why)?????!!!!
No se!
Are the nuns violent?
Only to the poor Tanuki.
Whatever do you mean?
Huh??
Who let the dogs out?
Your uncle Willy.
Where are you?
Under your bed.
Where's your piggy bank?
It shattered, like everybody's dreams.
You treating us to Quickly's?
that depends.
Who's going?
Going home!!!
Strike whilst the iron is hot?
Iron man 3
Stress much?
There's an ugly creature under my bed o.o
What's on TV?
Eye on the TV..
The who????
The weeee!
Who's he?
He-Man.
Who's she?
She-Hulk!
FADC works best, right?
I wouldnt know.
Mortal Kombat or Tekken?
Tekken all day, son! EWGF (electric wind god fist) for best results!
Salty?
Extra salty!!
sweet and sour?
I ain't touching that!
Explain to a 5 year old how the "ls -l" command in Mac/Linux works?
ls= list without the "I" and "T". -l= lowercase "L" for "long" or "show all them" ............ im not good at explaining things.
I sometimes babysit a 3 yr old. Given a few days, I could teach her how to do it. She's smart though- so I guess that doesnt count.
Most awesome thing you've ever done?
I went on an adventure, and then I saw penguins, and then I turned into Kamen Rider penguin OOO with the penguin, polar bear, and seal medals to form Pepoeal!
Give Gunter back to the Ice King?
I like KFC...
beef or chicken?
I finally caught it!!
Season?
Too hot....
Spicey tomale?
Orale'.
What is the concept of hosting your own con at a con or somewhere during anime convention weekend?
Conception! that's what it is!
You on salary?
I dont like salad...
Plastic or plastiq?
either way cosmetic surgery is gross.
porque no los dos?
why not the two? o_O......
tonic or seltzer?
QUICK, Give me seltzer.
What's all this yuri going on?
it's the undead panel that lived a long long time ago!!!
when was this?
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.
Who was there?
Me. I exist everywhere.
Where is here?
It's everywhere and nowhere at the same time!
Hurry hurry hurry hurry?!!
Grumpy Cat says No.
Did you catch the One Piece?
Its in my pants.
Donde esta me pantalones?
No mas pantalones.
Where are the grapes?!!
I have the grapes!
Wine?
But, but, I can't drink it, sob...
What about some grape juice?
*pours it in a wine glass* minor's class
Pineapple?
Noooooooooooooooooooooo :(
Kool-aid?
Tang
Iced Tea?
Hot stuff with ice.
Mystery spot?
The one where Snake always hides at.
Smores?
smoes?
Shoes?
No Ma'am.
What are the Mandarins doing with their Respiratory System?
Turning chloroplasts into mitochondria.
Plumbing problemos?
Get that Piranha plant out please; Thank You.
Who said Ronald McDonald was Irish?
I did, he was my neighbor.
How many years?
Over 9000 years.
Do you wield the Shield against injustice?
I am injustice!!!
Justified?
I ain't listening to that CD!
Can you design a phone for blind people?
Easily. I know brail. Really- I do.
txt or picture?
All in one!!
Who are you?
I am the next Kamen Rider.. Kamen Rider Potato! *henshin!*
Do you want fries with that?
and a shake!
tomato?
I could use a V8.
Can you help me sharpen these blades because I'll need them for the weekend?
Give it a walk; that should resolve the problem.
Do you have good car insurance?
no i dont, lol. but im a safe driver and have a smart phone to take pics of ppls license plates.
do you have water?
I hope there is a Gi cosplayer.
LoliCon?
Lollipop!
Welcome to good burger, home of the good burger; may I take your order?
It's not great. Get out of my restaurant!!
You want fries wit dat?
Frylock will kill me!
Sha-sha-shauta, sha-sha-shauta?
Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Have you killed that which has no life?
*Doomsday shouts, "Garganchator! YOU ARE WEAK!"!
Explain to me how this command works: chmod 755 Test
Chairmode activate!!!
Was it worth it?
Totally....
When was it?
9 days from now it was!!!
Pajama Lama bit ur mama?
dali lama!!
ero-sama?
Such a respectable man.
You from out of town?
A bunch of times..
Meteor, ready?
wait, when?!
shower?
That, I do!
Permission to engage?
Its a party!!
did you bring it?
I bring it via satellite!
Do you wear rhinestones?
Sparkle sparkle baby!!!
Wink wink?
Zap Branigan!
Does your velvet touch prey on all the weak?
pedo bear stole the ice cream truck.
instant coffee?
Only at 711!
8 6 7 5 3 0 9?
3...2....1.... henshin! *transforms to Fourze*
You ate the bones?!
I ATE THE BONES!!! I ATE THE BONES!!!
Are you gellin?
Like a felon...
Why are these furries still alive?
Not enough napalm.
Burn it with fire?
Burn baby burn!
Who stole the bike?
I can ride my bike with no handle bars! No handle bars!
Ich Will?
Asdfghjkl;
What happened to you?
I got dissed.
Should I go to the silo and get a missile ready?
"I'm gone!!"
"Need a light?"
Sure!! Burn this book for me.
Want this burning book?
Excessively I'm sinking in flames!
Dude, where's my car?
Ask Vin Diesel.
Why do they say the cake was a lie?
You cant handle the truth!
How doth ye plea?
It came from the nightosphere?
Nap crap snap back?
do u kiss your mother with that mouth?!
just who do you think you are?
I tend to think I'm Jenna Marbles with a blaster arm like Cyborg.
Is this Sparta or 40?
Ares! You will pay for what you have done!
What sorcery is this??
I just noticed that you don't kiss people with your mouth, it's mostly the lips. O.o
3g,4g,wifi?
4g? pffft! Lg!! wifi? pfffft! wifey!!!
potato, tomato?
What? soup?
You gonna finish that?
It's already done!
We're not gonna take it?
Take it!!
Who stole the Grinch's dog?
I can't even find my own dog :(
What is the best policy, in your opinion?
My way or the highway...
Which way?
♪spinning!spinning! Spinning in a circle!!♪
How many?
Depends if it fits all in my mouth.
are marshmellows made out of clouds?
adventure time?!
prereg?
Nah, Im not pregnant.
You think this is just a game??
I lost the game.
You're mad?
Quick, someone send me to Arkham asylum!
Kicking it today?
Kicking it hard!
When do the Avengers Assemble?
When I complete my transformation to Kamen Rider Limmy!
Time to play the game?
They beat the game!
Do the rules matter?
Only if you're aware of them.
What do hedgehogs like?
Rings. Lot's of em.
Did you know that the Meteor Switch plays different disco music depending on what astroswitch you put it in? (Rocket, Fire, Elect)?
Daft Punk-much?
Mint or double?
Double the mint!
Dirty mouth?
Chew orbit!
For a fresh white clean?
I will pay you in gum!
Anybody remember Roly-Poly?
Little round robot!
Are you a hot mess?
THE HOTTEST!
Does the Rathalos enjoy karaoke?
livin la vida loca
Did you see that multicolored hat at fanime?
Thanks for noticing. And I'm bald, too.
How would you make Fanime pre-reg process better?
(In a jokingly way this time, not the complain-to-staff/lock-this-thread way)
I will build more pylons and by the time I warp in my 9th probe, I will go ahead and scout the map where my opponent is hiding..
What is the best day of your life?
any day that is fun
derp?
Derpy Hooves!
Is friendship magic?
Friends are just enemies that are too afraid to kill you.
Herp?
Me, too.
Why does everbody love Raymond?
They dont.
Do you love me?
Only if you present me with cheese.
Why does the demon lord need to be killed?
So I can use my newfound skillz!
Hey, is that my sandvich?!
Peanutbutter jelly time!
and a baseball bat?
I don't believe the bats would enjoy you swinging that around.
Does Tom Nook sell nudy mags?
You better believe it!
Is that my magazine?
Sorry. I used it to punish a spider.
Where did you leave my raygun?
In my pocket.
Want it back?
Too late, man. Already got another one through craigslist.
Would you like to sell it to my dog?
Your dog is already going to use one against you in your sleep!
Cat's meow?
My dog ate it.
Is that cat from the Netherlands?
Yes it is. Isn't it awesome?
Why- do- they always send the poor?
Because the wealthy would make them unhealthy.
When will my dinner be ready?
It was ready, but I fed it to your dog.
Where is your dog now?
Not lying on her side, watching the wind blow.
Would you leave it to Beaver?
The Angry Beavers tho!
Vtec sucks, you know?
sure.
whatsup?
Not my energy levels.
Do you have the proportions of a shoujo manga heroine?
Depends on the mood.
Do you run a gourmet race?
Only if the food was free and not blinding.
What if there were three Poppy Bros.?
Over the rainbow! Through the rain! Over the sun! Over the rainbow!!
How's goes it, bro?
Which of us bros are you talking to?
Would you like a salad with that dressing?
I like bacon with everrythiiinnnnggg!
Switch on, ready?
WAIT. You have to switch it off, before you switch it on.
Do you think Fran is fine?
Flan? Flaaaaaaaaaaaan!!
Pass the plate please?
Sorry. There's only a bowl. You can't have it, by the way.
Where did all the androids go?
I turned them into glorious PC master race!
Heeeeeellooooo????
Gutt nacht, it's been a while. I was in a place between worlds. I decided to stay, despite the impossible-to-pass offer.
Is that an orange or grapefruit?
A centipede.
What is that on your face?
My face.
Whats your face?
Love.
What is love?
It's like potatoes: you boil them, mash them, put them in a stew!
Jupiter, ready?
Sailor Jupiter!
Sailor scout?
Sailor, I doubt.
Pickles for breakfast?
Sandvich!
Where is my Joker Gaia memory??? I don't want to use the T2 Joker Gaia memory you know!
It got lost in the RAM.
How much RAM does a ram need?
Enough rams to ram through the RAM.
How much does it cost to spend money?
The piggie bank!
Say again?
Once.
Question mark?
! Alert, 99.99!
Saturn, ready?
Sega Saturn!
Open your eyes I see..?
Another pair of eyes.
What will the weather be like tomorrow?
weathery
Yes?
Yay!
Got milk?
Soy ice cream.
What are with these outrageous prices?
Theyre going into someone's pocket.
Got a free moment?
I always have a free moment. (And unfortunately, that's true.)
Do you have a pricey moment?
If I had my Meteor belt spinning..
Played Team Fortress 2?
Of corase.
Portal 2?
P-body!
Pick a gaia memory: Cyclone, Heat, Luna, Joker, Metal, or Trigger?
All of them. At once. Or at the same time. Those are synonyms.
What happens when the Mummy returns?
I beat him with my Joker Maximum Drive Rider Kick!
Do you know Tyrone Biggums?
He walks into my store all the time. Not in the best of moods most of the time.
Do you know Henry Cavill?
That guy looks like Miguel from Tekken. lol
Did you see the winning numbers in the lottery today?
There was a lottery going on today?
Why do bugs enjoy me?
Because you didn't test the code properly!
What's cookin?
An aesthetically appealing individual?
Laundry day?
Been there, done that.
Suppppeerrrr???
Sayin' draggin' on...
Was I making an attempt at a joke?
Nope. Fact of life.
Meaning of which?
Synonym of sand?
What do you do with noodles?
Wear them as hair!
What do you do with rum?
You run with the rum.
Can there be rebirth?
Happy Birthday!
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There's a package for you sir?
Baby, I know.
Where is the sun?
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If not now, when?
WheNEVER.
Say what?
What?
Huh?
???
Did someone say donuts???!
my tummy hurts...
what is it that spurts?
His brother, Burt.
Why does Burt spurt?
Spurs?
Did you see the Spurs game last night?
Do you have a horse to match with those spurs?
Me?
Them!
The who?
Who are we?
Who?
Doctor!
Chopper?
Tony Tony. Danza Danza?
Does medication mend vacations>
PTO is always the answer
You played the game called Cards Against Humanity?
No, but would very much like to.
Do cards enjooy being flapped around?
thats why they call them flappers!
Flipper?
Flip 'er off!
Flip the bird?
Now it's hanging upside down!
Everything's just for shnitz and giggles, right?
Only if you find it funny.
Does toilet water really smell good?
Like pickles!
Como te llamas?
FOREIGNER.
Are you capable of forming words with your hands?
im typing all the time!
what time is it?
Not Adventure Time!
What does life mean in a parallel universe?
It's all the same. We never cross together!
How do you deal with stress?
Stress deals with me! HAHAHA~!!!
Would you like to play a game?
The Game of Life!?!?
Can I haz cheezbrger?
Sorry, but I has a hotdog!
What do you think?
I think it's a lie.
Did you ask why?
I always ask that.
Who asked why and where?
01 did... she asks too many questions!
Why do you ask?
Because Arnie's not gonna be so happy about that..
Rubber baby buggy bumpers?
Only on Saturdays.
Is the great Joker-Limmy awake?
The breakfast of champions has called me, and thus, I live!
Where is the King's Queen?
She's missing.
Do you know what she looks like?
Princess Peach.
Will Daisy rise as the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom and Hyrule?
Only if she can find a suitable king- which Link isn't interested in.
Where's my hat?
Gone with the wind.
Are you grateful?
I am above gratefulness. But yes I am.
Noregian?
I'll pass.
Airplane?
Snakes!
Bus?
M-BUS
Saturn, ready?
heck yea!
done?
On to the next one!
Will you run?
not before i walk!
will you jump?
I jump all the time.
Do you even jump bro?
Double jump!
Did you try turning it off and on?
It doesnt want to turn off!
Did you try disconnecting it?
Disconnect wh-
Did it explode?
Not without my wizard ring!
Did you do a backup?
Yeah, but I ran into a car.
Oh no! The car exploding.
That wasn't a question.
Do you have a question?
You answered the question.
Did you really answer the question, though?
Probably.
Is that so?
No, this is so.
What is in the middle?
creme filling!
What's inside?
More creme filling.
What's in the creme filling?
Special Sauce.
Whats in the sauce?
Questionable substances?
How do you feel about these questionable substances?
They're very questionable...
Do you have any questions?
I question your authority.
Where did you purchase your authority, by the way?
From yo' mama!
Donde esta your pencil?
At yo' mama's.
Where is yo' mama?
She's actually buying me groceries...
Do you have a pantry?
One that is constantly being opened, yes.
Do you contain mannequins in your pantry?
Nope.
Dolls in your closet?
Just one. She's been sleeping.
Chuchus with your gelatin?
just calcium.
is this the end?
Sure.
Are we still gonna end this thread?
It's a never-ending cycle!
You agree, right?
Right.
Is there exotic cheese on Mars?
No, but there are exotic rocks.
Are foreign countries full of foreigners?
nope, just yankees.
do you speak your mother's tongue?
No. Not a fan of severed tongues.
Do you speak my mother's tongue.
Yes, it's one of the voices in my database.
Do you smoke with a second set of hands?
You know it.
Are you a killer who forgets who is supposed take down.
Nilin stole my memory!
You saw a Panda pass by here?
*clap clap clap* i killed it and sold it on the black market
are you a frequent?
No, I am a confinedquent.
Are you a kid of karate?
Used to, until I got high...
How's the 4th going?
The same.
What is the same?
Never-changing...
Water?
Lava.
Lava?
Akainu!
Now, count up your sins?
Negative four?
Where is everybody?
It feels like I'm in the Last of Us game. lol
Helloooooooooooooo???
Hi.
Are you here for the interview?
The interview is here for me.
Are you a space monkey from space?
yes. it was fun.
are you a nokia?
No key a?
Did you put your salty bets in?
salt of the earth....
sweet n salty?
Yessum.
Pa, is that you?
No, I belong to a different daughter.
How much did you bet?
A whole person.
Where's my money?
*In my bank where it belongs!*
*Where's my royalties?*
Wait, ain't you the King already? You got more royalties than you could count!
What's the goal?
A massive net.
Do dolphins dance?
Like Jesus on water...
How many have you had?
One too less.
Oreos? Have you got Oreos?
I own the rights to any future Oreos museum... I also have Mint Oreos at my current disposal.
Anythings speicial/limited but consumable that you may have atm?
Doughnuts. I don't know who the owner of the last doughnut is. It is bringing me pain.
Did you break the pickle jar?
I think I did. My motives? I will not tell you!
Who put raisins in my cookies? >:(
The Harvest Goddess, of course.
Why is there a stigma against raisins?
Because they are evil!
Do you like pineapples?
When they don't get in your teeth.
Are pineapples your weapon of choice?
No, it's a weapon of choice against me! (Fun fact: I am allergic to pineapples)
"Tu fui ego eris." You know what that is?
Google can help me out here.
SILENT, HILL. You're causing a commotion.
Is that a question?
Was that a question?
If you twist it about, then maybe.
Hill, why are you causing a commotion?
It's turning into a mountain!
Do you have spare change?
Not for you.
Do you have spare bananas?
Not for you.
Did you date that person?
By adding a walkman and a denim jacket. Boom. Dated.
Does it really depend?
Yeah, it depends that much...
How do you counter a counter?
You smack it while it is counting and preparing to attack you simultaneously.
Do poorly worded sentences bring pain to you?
Maybe, cuz I can't collude enough.
Are you colluding?
Nah, I don't work well with others. I act with malice on my own terms.
Is your heart in motion?
Haha, I wish I can give you an answer. I'll get back to you on that.
Does it come for free?
High schoolers swimming in a swim club?
Do you remember?
a touch of the wind on you?
Softer than whispers of angel that falls in love
Do you remember the sound of the ocean waves?
Breaking alone time after time.. (FFXIII song popped up my head. lol)
There is nothing left to lose?
GASP... AH-HAHAHAHAHA. (Tidus, you fool.)
Is Tidus secretly Kira?
Then that means Yuna is Misa. lol omgwtfbbq
Is Auron a zombie?
A flaming rum zombie. Or vodka?
How is Pamela?
Anderson? Ask Tommy Lee.
Do you have a lava lamp?
Where else am I going to keep my victims?
Where do you let your victims exist?
Where Dormammu resides.
Foot Dive?
High five.
Five High?
Mile High.
Why cry?
Might die.
Sly guy?
Shy guy
Stay fly?
Oh so fly.
Jump Donald Trump?
Tales of the duck.
Roll me a d20?
King to c13!
Checkmate?
Or is it??!!
Place your bets now?
Bet on Swagger.
Do you feed off of innocent ones?
...the blood of the innocent!
Te quero?
Boooo!
Why is Grumpy Cat grumpy?
Because you slapped his gut. You know he's self-conscious about that.
Why did lamb explode?
To bring to the world- lamb chops!
Why am I so popular?
Because you punch flies for a living.
Is dog punching legal in foreign countries?
I wouldn't know. Maybe.
Is ketchup legal in other countries?
Only when the cats are down.
Is your deposit lukewarm?
I run gold cold!
Do you potato?
Very much so.
How about pickle?
Put some salt in it; I think we're good to go!
Always bet on DBZ??
Only if you have the balls.
(HA. References.)
Are you for real? (Are you for real~)
No, there's a fraud detection warning.
Fraud averted?
Introverted fraud.
Extroverted mob?
Mustard.
Tomato?
Singular words.
Singular words?
Singularity.
What is that, Private Pyle?!
Private Ryan.
Silversby?
(Awesome movie, by the way.)
Goldsby.
The saving of?
Lots of money!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2a-nZxfxrA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2a-nZxfxrA)
Are you gunna sit still?
You are going to slit sill.
Will you stop looking over your shoulder?
I can't tell if that angel moved!!!
Dr. Who?
Whonu?
Adun, save me....!
Adun didn't make it.
Is this Memphis or Inglewood?
EAST SACRAMENTO SON
Who stole the cheese?
Ryu, son!
Who let the dogs out?!
The dang hippies!
Why the rum?!
Need to heal a flesh wound.
Who wants to buy my Homura sign board?
Do you accept laundry money?
When's mahvel?
After Tekken x Street Fighter
Why is the sky sometimes orange?
Cuz.of the orange.trees.
Why do we depend on fiat currency?
Because the government won't take our gil.
Why are the cuties after my chocolate chip cookies.
because the lolis took my beer
Sakura Mochi?
mint mochi
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
That's what I said when getting ice cream.
What's your least but sort of favorite but also at the same time your least favorite ice cream flavor?
Marmalade.
Linecon?
WalkCon
What does Bob Saget, Kenny Rogers and the Jack lego kid have in common?
They're all male,
Are you hungry?
No, my stomach is growling because it hates you.
When is the Mortal Kombat vs Street Fighter game going to come out?
In 2033.
What year did Craigslist get shut down?
The year it wanted to open up.
Does your shampoo make your hair tingle?
It makes it sparkle!
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap?
On the.black sabbath.
Work it out?
Sleep it off.
How come men aren't into fashion more?
I have a $800 suit.
Kiss and tell?
Only for the power of Thor.
Does eating make you have visions of aliens?
No, but you will possibly become another being
What is Burning Love?
It's pronounced Erupting Burning Finger.
Halt, who goes there?
Stop right there criminal scum! You violated the law! Pay the fine or serve your sentence.
When is Reyn time?
An hour before the rabbits dance, on the dark side of the moon, to celebrate their liberation from having to drive chariots from one star to the next.
Why is there a no swimming sign in a field of grass?
Because Psy keeps diving in, breaking the world for an hour just to swim in his Fields of Green.
Dinosaur Laser fights (https://youtu.be/LcmBALxDkRY?t=11s) + Laser sharks (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlCGZwc2A9M) = ?
OMG. Apocalypse. Only the imaginary childhood toy friends and elves survive... obviously because of secret dimensions.
What is in the box?
Tacos probably.
What?
Yes.
Are you the s.o.b. that streamed the Pacquiao-Mayweather fight?
No, I thought you were?
Do you desire luck?
Yes if I ate a bowl of Lucky Charms.
Would you cosplay as a Moon Dreamer?
But I am one... Ruu~
Upon entering the magic battle for the grail, you summon what?
Fermented Tofu.
Is it a new day yet?
The sun sets on the other side.
Where is the cat?
Inside the dog.
How's Fergie doing?
She's busy making them boys go loco
If California leaves the US in the future, who would you vote for our president?