What you do here is type four words that go along in a little story. You can make up the words as this goes along.
One day a little
girl wanted to go
a Yaoi-con for
her little birthday destination.
She saved all year
so she could buy
a sexy boy toy
with an optional detachable
eight foot slimey tenticle
that makes a good
macaroni and cheese dinner
. Susie loved tentacles because
its name was bob
. Bob liked to play
games in bed with
Susie's pet dog, but
that was just sickening...
even though he enjoy
the pleasure of torture
which aroused his sexual
animal instict that hidden
behind his innocent looks.
Susie loves her toy (Bob)
that she gives him
another playmate named Kase.
Kase was a girly
shemale with a hobby
that involved gluing Oreos
and makeing giant mecha
out of used tampons
tried by the boys
(..i have to admit this post getting gross everytime someone adding something...)
. Then she woke up
from the horrable dream
But then she realized
aliens were invadeing earth
and she was toweless.
(and yes, toweless is now a word. it means without a towel. XP)
The aliens spotted her
and began to ooze
and to their surprise
found her to be
gendo ikari in disguise
!!!! The Aliens then took
Bill Gates's money. The
Xbox fans freaked out,
to see sailor moon
naked, doused with water....
sporting her new found
thank you very much.
says sailor-moon, covered...
with mud all over
and looking good with..
a RyuDOA2Hayabusa plushies
that she found at
a pokemon hentai con!
Susie, Bob and Kaze
got all my plushies...
and "played" with them
until they were happy
and begins to do
really kinky stuff in
in the Love Hotel
or maybe hinata inn
that they paid for.
In their room, they
bought a video camera
and plugged it into
(eep, only one post per person until someone responds!)
Sumomo's video output and
decided to have fun
playing ping pong and
by taping themselves doing....
a diabolical plan to
monopolise the worlds supply
of badly-dubbed hentai.
which, all the otaku...
didn't have at Fanime.
Unfortunately all they had
were video games that....
burnt old mallowpuffs that
begun to take over
San Jose, just like
the 1946 Jigglypuff Incident
which lead to the
the destruction of humankind
all of a sudden
Godzilla appeared, spearheaded by Excel...
. He'd tried to grab
something that would cause
pokemon like seisures and
the addiction for pocky!
so, Excel started yapping..
on and on until
Godzilla flung her across
chii's power switch button
unfortunately excel was nowhere
to be found..until..
space butler came and
said it was time
to die. THE END!
(hehe...kinda ruined it didnt i?)
but then koshi rikdo
cast his spell, so..
it would revive the
one who will save
all the world otaku
supplyies of the best
pocky they've ever had.
Standing next to godzilla,
I got into my Gundam
where RyuDOA2Hayabusa's gundam
face-off with his
rival, the great sumomo
who was grinning menacingly
until the end. ~END~
(havent i ended this story before? deja vu....) XD
Once upon a time, CloudStrife546
kept wanting to end
and so Yami grabbed
a mallet to whack
Cloud and I helped Yami
get our revenge
but Cloud was nowhere
(dude...wat happen to FOUR WORDS?! there Ryu with 5. and Yami with 3! FOUR GUYS! FOUR!...-_-)
. so i sent rabid
(That was an accident >.> I didn't notice i only used 3 words XP)
mechi's to kill cloud
but then something came
flying from Cloud's hand.
Oh my God it's
a bird! A plane!
No. It's Cloud's love
love child he had
with Aeris before she
starting to cosplay as
Barney. The love child
was traumatized for life
where it becomes an
evil villian known as
Zardoo the Mustard Man
who, with his magical
power that transform people
into idiots.The Captain
PMS then starting to
doubt his decision of
hosting M. X. C.
(Most Extreme Elimination Challenge)
because he keep thinking
of getting a girlfriend
who knew how to...
dance the macarena with
a crazy smelly otaku
named Philbert Jimmy Bob
who loves to cosplay
Hentai Characters with big...
watermelons coming out of
the ground. Freddy and
(Lalala, boredom killed the cat. http://towardstars.net/fanime.txt )
jason having a fight
near the river with
with a tiny kitten
over a slice of
pepperoni pizza and a
pink haired donkey that
could talk and say
clever and witty insults
about the pig's mom
so she won't be
attacked with a stick
unfortunately due to circumstances
the story must end.
~The END~
When the end is near
something suprising just happened
oh my God it's
super party pooper cloud!
This gets funnier every
time I read this
said everyone off topicly.
:twisted:
Then everyone sees something
. something so incredibly...emmensly...
it blinded everyone and..
gave them the chickpox.
(300 posts! w00t! go meh!)
To everyone's surprise the
Black Cat appeared, looking
distressed while eating some
chocolate donuts, and pocky
and the black cat
then took off its
one sided nut and
Peeled off his big
mask, and revealed to
one fine sexy feline
that attracts both sexes
so one day this
sexy feline brought some
fluffy puff kittie plushies
to seduce every1 with
her very teasing ways
which killed them all.
~THE END~
(...hasn't this died down by now...?)
Then someone resurrected those
(what?! this cant die ^-^)
familiar faces that asked,
Where's the character devolopment?
where are my nekos?
*MeliCat*
because they deeply loved
the affection that we
are just simply going
to let those things
end this horrible story.
~THE END~
(Ever seen the movie..."Never-Ending Story". Yeah, I feel as is this is the same, just with no plot.)
*whacks cloud and sends him to lower earth orbit*
anyhoo...the story is
about three sexy bishis
(Cloud, seriously, knock it off. Thats not cool.)
who were searching for...
(awww...ruin my fun, why don't ya...)
three OTHER sexy bishis
(You were ruining everyone elses fun, so I had to. Sorry =P)
so there journey began
into the world unknown
nothing but their little
plushie of cloud strife
which possessed awesome powers
. One power which the
knights who say "ni!"
went running along the
open road in Texas.
(Ok this is off topic, but I can't help but post this. You can ignore it if you want)
(One day Captain Falcon, went to visit Pico, to play Gamecube then, Pico tied Falcon up, and gave Captain Falcon, the game Tube Slider, so then Captain Falcon, hung himself to death, Pico laughed and laughed, but he tired himself, so Blood Falcon came, and tried Tube Slider, but Captain Falcon came, back from the heavens, He shot Pico dead!)
(I forgot the rest of that so...)
travelling down route 66
on an enchanted turtle
from someones crazy dream.
(get it?)
The guy woke up
and it was real!
It's too real that
he went down on...
AND IT BECAME REALER! (since I can't use MORE REAL, it would become FIVE words...)
on old hwy 66
towards a far away
san francisco pier 39
where they remembered that
they forgot their pants
and suddenly felt very
much like playing DDR.
So they left to
jump into the river
and swim into a
a sea of gummi
worms and a huge
tub of sweet chocolate
licked some coco away XD;;
O_o(licked some coco away? Good thing im not grading your english papers XD)
Then wild chibi maniacs
got out their plushies
and Sumomo OWNED Vegeta
Quote from: "SuperKawaiiNeko"and Sumomo OWNED Vegeta
and Cloud Strife LAUGHED!!!!
That video was awesome XD
*counts* One...two...three...four...woah! Weird! Anyway, thats not the next part of the story! Im just commenting on the awesomeness of that AMV ^.^0
Quote from: "CloudStrife546"Quote from: "SuperKawaiiNeko"and Sumomo OWNED Vegeta
and Cloud Strife LAUGHED!!!!
...and the Otaku rejoiced.
Then the DBZ fans
voted no on the
recall. Captain Falcon and
super man went crazy
and started to run
away from MAN FAYE!
the sight of him almost
made them all so
totally lose their lunch!
and because of that
everyone started watching hentai!
(i dunno XP... how old IS this topic?)
However, a sneaky little
girl switch hentai viewing
into a yaoi viewing. ^__^V
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
::pouts:: They didn't have it so I'm just getting my revenge. Hehe...
which feature gundams and
giant hippos chweing buuble gum!
However, she decided on
which back to hentai
and everyone was happy.
But she wasn't happy
that it was switched
so she switch it
to yuri viewing and
(err.. yuri is the opposite of yaoi right??)
start learning new stuff
which surprises everyone that
to do something about
watching yuri in general
everyone suddenly argued that
yaoi should be shown
together with hentai so
it pleases everyone that
it has become one
Hentai/Yaoi/Yuri bonzai!!!!
Gray Davis Likes Yaoi?
asked the little girl
gray davis said this
"I want to do
a lot of yaoi
ever-since arnold gropes me!!!!"
"Oh my gosh...." said
the little girl who
who was drinking a
very expensive sake to
make herself drunk because
there's no character developement,
in the 29 pages.
Therefore, WE become the
characters of this story.
so after all that
commotion about this story
all the people decided
to just watch anime
but it was interrupted
by me getting drunk :D
and killing some puuchu
and spraying each puuchus
with a marshmallow gun
and laughing at the
annoying little brat that
has ugly face issue.
then suddenly a giant
two story plushie of
Masha from TMM appeared
where it begins to
chant the evil words
BAKA KABA! BAKA KABA! (which means...stupid hippo...)
And everyone becomes a
BAKA KABA (stupid hippo)! Oh no!
everyone was so surprised
and in awe that
pikachu exploded in mid-air
along with Hamtaro where
all the otakus cheered
and begins to chant
BAKA KABA! BAKA KABA! (which means...stupid hippo...)
However, we decided to
play some mutiplayer halo
and grab some nice
chibi plushies of shinobu
and nice sake to
celebrate the destruction of
our evil nemesis known
as mr. "DIK DIK."
[::slaps herself in the head::] Apparently, he was taken
down by a female
who loved little children
and likes to play
tennis and soccer but
she had no limbs
but she can regenerate
hot seasoned curly fries
. She became an assassin
to fight KFC employees
but her work at
the flower shop was
so so so BORING!
She sighs when it
(I wanna join! ^^)
Comes time to make
arrangements for a couple
weirdos who eat flowers
while watching lots-of yuri.
But when night falls,
it is hentai time!!
But before hentai, Godzilla
was shrunk down because
I friggin said so.
but suddenly goemon sliced
Godzilla into tiny pieces
and stew it to
an uncooked raw perfection.
Then yajirobe stole it
and call the girls
beat him senseless with
whip, chain, sword, and
giant strawberry pocky sticks!
"Yum", the girls said.
they were excited while
they were busy attacking
each other between their
pocky sticks and licking
the thigh of her
partners. Anyways, back to
Man-Faye... the most sexiest
person to be amazed
by citizens in Antartica.
And so, the cast
of friends comitted suicide.
But awoke in jusenkyo
hairless men, hairy women
touched each other in
a most disgusting way
and yet educating us
on sex ed, meanwhile..
we are waiting for
Dieter to yell at
the people who messed
up the CHAIR CHANT!
Meanwhile, while hunting pokemon
and digimon, we saw
the florida marlins beat
the crap out of
out of the cubs
. Beaten to death, cubs
turns into yaoi group
. After being side-tracked,
cubs start yaoi contest
where best kiss between
men and men wins!!
Those men dislike women!
So, the women chanted
START THE YURI CONTEST!
at Jesus Christ Superstar.
Saturn comes in, pointing
her staff at her
all the contest winners. -.-
But she calls upon
the nearest pizza joint.
ordering strawberry flavor pizza
and pepperoni flavored drinks.
Okay.. That was weird.
but, it was damn tasty! :P
And so, Saturn smacked
Arnold Schwartzenegger and said
"stop stealing pocky, %#*@$!"
But when he didn't
Captain Falcon did a
Falcon Punch to the
minors wandering yaoi con
yaoi fans kicked him
but AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNOLD killed them.
However, Saturn resurrected them
so that she can
get her freak on
with other sailor scouts.
Then Arnold touched them
and all turn around
, all with fire-eyed glares.
Then they all said
"We all love EBICHU!"
then they recalled arnold
, who "Totally-Recalled" Davis
, to have intimate moments
with several other telemarketers.
"Telemarketers eat babies", said
PBS' very own Telletubbies.
But, one girl decided
to smack on our
yaoi and yuri faces
and do the midget truffle :lol: (a dance my friend made up)
suddenly, we're typing five words!
I know 4 wasn't enough
and then it ended. (sheesh you people)
It's over? Oh Darn....
i didn't know if i should post this here, but i am putting the story together so it is easier to read.
i have gotten up to page 16.
i hope to be done by this weekend.
http://community.webtv.net/AP_NovaNeko/Anime4wordstory
Once upon a time
(hey hey the stories still continue)
and thats the end.
when the end is
near we continue the
story of the fruits
,my twig, and berries!
not to mention sushi
. How yum yum...Yeah~
sushi is a fruit?
anyway, canti ate them
and choked to death
anime nurses and doctors
surgerically revived and enhanced
his love for POCKY!!!!
Pocky Forever!!! Strawberry!!! Chocolate!!!!
Shuichi of Gravitation yells!!
Don't forget rice flavor
-ed giant 7-11 slurpees!
and also green tea!
with a giant box
of hot savory vanilla
cream falvored jigglypuff Pocky
the same jigglypuff that
bitch slapped kenshin at
the tournament between him
and his busty friend
made everyone feel aroused!
then vash got his
gun, donut and booze
and partied like it
was the year 3099
vash got drunk and
played "solo-strip-poker!"
yet somehow, he won!
He was happy and
drunk off his butt!
But the doughnut demon
made homer simpson HAPPY!
then ein robbed them
and robbers robbed them,
Samurai Goroh thanked them.
Antonio Guster flipped off,
Then a giant evil
gundam head appeared, mesmerizing
all the pocky fanatics
,ate the pocky fanatics!
and caused 2nd impact
and the protoss came
and battled the Evas
. kyo burned them all! :twisted:
And then we celebrated
with even more booze!
but then the "guhvenator"
decided to recall fanime
remembering the funky dercosplay (one word, please? XD)
Chair, chair, chair chair!
One night Black Shadow
took a big dump
On a necrophilliac puppy
and ate the remains
Ew, that was gross. ^_^
the nasty stuff diasppeared,
and so...we ride.
like gangstas in compton.
Start the Escalade, foo!
and do a driveby
Look, there he is!
Onizuka drank a 40-oz.
of blue bacon-flavored ketchup.
I drank even more O_O
then neo fought smith
and Smith killed Neo
Morpheus ate both pills.
and got so high
that he and ahhhnold
started passing pro-drug
Dude, I'm SO high...
like Jay and Silent-Bob
snootch to the nootch!
the Fire Stingray ran
over an idiot that
calls himself a pokemon
(XD)
who turns into Pikachu.
fire up the grill!
pikachu. must. die. always. XD
And bring out the
bbq sauce and grill
along with peppered meowth
with a side of
hot& spicy digimon jerky
and jigglypuff flavored POCKY!!!!!
Ash barfed up Ekans
and Ekans ate Pikachu
and the cycle repeats.
meanwhile, in paradigm city
Aliens destroyed the city.
with tons of plushies
inserted with atomic ramune
1 Question.........WHO FARTED?!!
"I did!" replied excel
hyatt sniffs and dies.
and Excel farts again
and again and again
until menchi shoots her!
leaving across HQ smelling
like something from a
like rotten eggs, so...
naturally, bush bombed it
And I just chilled.
at the holiday inn.
Pico the hitman worked
to free Kaoru from
an ABBA tribute concert.
Jubei chan gets pissed.
Much blood is spilled.
Let's drink blood and
party all night long.
And we all turn
into bloodthirsty Samurai Goroh!
Oh yeah! It's Sake
Sake it to me!
Quote from: "KinFreon"Sake it to me!
::ROTFL::
To cheer and chant
CHAIR CHAIR CHAIR CHAIR!!!!
Ah, yes, Mr. Anderson...
I was stading here
and waiting for the
train, when Neo decides
to wear pink coat
with white sauce stain
like Monica Lewinski's dress
and the matrix had
to go to Fanime!!!!
and Fanime swallowed up
everyone in this board.
including the white stain.
I spilled my yogurt.
and my porken beans.
No five second rule?
or 24 second violation?
I'm afraid not, sir.
you guys are hilarious!
Thank you, we try.
We are the best
! Better than the rest!
of famous white stain
What were we smoking?
We thought it was
green tea beats marijuana
, but we became high
and sang Ayu's Kanariya
. Sing happatai in jail.
Okay, we are high
on some good shit...
we got from gandolf
I was so high...
that I got married
to me and it
was exciting and weird.
and she was wearing Yuna's wedding dress...(sorry, but had to do it)
and we decided to
to throw a wedding party
with the cast of
Azumanga Daiou and Sailor Moon. (okay...but you know what I mean. ^^)
and said cast wished
for the biggest, yummiest
wedding chocolate cake that
is ever made by
Chii's Bakery and Chii
has some nice boobies!
((okay...I am SO high...))
Kyra cuts the cake...
and starts a food-fight.
I smash a piece
of cake to everyone
and I scream NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
But we say, "YUUMMMM!!!"
My Chocolate Cake...ruined
but it was tasty!
now someone attacked a
one-buck cake tube
from the dollar store
. Eep! Time for turkey!
and turkey ran off
but I chase it
with my katana. Hehe...
and I prepare stuffing
while i plotted against...
santa claus' big butt.
The little elves sprinkled...
maryjane dust, getting us
higher than imagined possible!
so...I'm high...and
pikachu looks pretty tasty
so I got the BBQ
and the Foreman grill
but I whacked all
pokemon and had them
turned into nice cloeslaws.
I ordered a pizza.
Dr Stewart carved turkey,
the cloeslaws were delicious (haha)
Ain't Majin Buu cocky?
cocky like a spaniel
spaniel to the spring
spring to the what?
A nice hot spring!!
Kanako shows up in
PANTIES! PANTIES! PANTIES!
yay
I get a nosebleed...
so the girls high-punch
and kicked me around...
to the Yaoi Con!
and I barf from
cruising down Castro Street
. Hmm... What to do?!
Get me some pie! ^_^
Sorry we're all out
you gotta be kidding ?
haha I got ya
I was totally Confused... :?
Crap on a stick!
I thought to myself....
as Celine Dion sang
at ceasars palace......tomboy.
Back at The Bellaggio...
kinfreon attended grammar school. XD
All my base what?
Take off every Zig.
Move zig, move zig!
Then the world exploded!!!!
Excel said " uh oh " ....
Why are we continuing?
Cuz we want to!!
To which someone replied...
VIVA LA SILLA REVOLUTION!!!
DDR? No way, man!
or Lain's Cyberia CD :wink:
Bow-chicka-wow-wow?
Jay and Silent BOB!
God likes Skee-Ball! ^_^
but God hates BOWLING!
Post 253! Betta recognize!
Avenge me, Hemp Knight!
its GOD vs. Hemp!
Damn, I'm too late.
late for the fight?
Probably. Want some Doritos?
tea with hemp, please.
Hemp tea, coming up.
Bunch of crazy people. ^_^
Yeah your point being?
This is the intermission ^^
Let's pay the comissions! ^^
It's worth the admission! ^_^
lets see your submission >>_<<
Let's have some mission. (>.< it's starting to rhyme.)
Got music? Let's listen!
We forgot to mention
that there's a Recession
(heehee funnie)
in another crazy dimension. XD
who likes rurouni kenshin?
Uhh...a sword session?
Cat in the Hat,
Jin's grooves are phat!
Take that phat hat!!
What pizza the hut?
No, it's Pizza Hut!
Space balls the movie!
The ring is bupkus!
I'm getting the hiccups.
Then drink some water.
Water? I get DnL.
OH look product placement.
this story is wasted.
when it drank vodka
mixed with coca cola.
Sounds err...what the?!
looking at the moon
Oh, look...a 747!
get taken to heaven
boom shaka laka! heh
Then outta seemingly nowhere
came a pink bear
named Zangief and challenged
Kuma-chan, the pink rabbit.
A bloody battle ensued
with Kuma-chan winning
. Yeah! Kuma-chan beats Zangief!!!
and Kuma-chan gets....
a chibi zangief plushie
which Kuma-chan rips
and farts loudly on.
Meanies. Kuma-chan is mine.
go ahead...marry kuma XD
and Kyra annuls the
annually awesome awful ardvark
Man...where am I?
the ant blew up
and so did tokyo-3.
and 3rd impact happened
That explains my headache.
I smack Ryu and
Jinnai with a mallet!! X3
jinnai has been smacked! (oh yes!) XD
In the head, yes.
hehe...hoho....haha...head
Clocked in the dome?
I get smacked and I go @_@
I laughed and smiled.
at your moosey fate
For an anime revolution,
we will be unstoppable!!
Ah but son Goku
I am Diether! Ha!! :lol:
Goku throws spirit bomb
on my spirit fingers.
and I go SSJ 3 :p
I beat you all
This story sucks now. [FIN]
Once upon a time
there was a bishoujo
that liked Char's Sazabi
this story stinks too. [FIN]
ok..no gundam fanpeople?
It's time to save
anime babes from evil!
I'm a hero, F-Zero!
Super cow al rescate!!
and SuperCow gave Cheese
to meeeeeeee! yes, meeeeeeeeee!
and I brought hamburgers
what the hell happened?!
the stories get worse XP
Saffy is just jealous ^_^
cause ignorant annoying otaku
they just want participate
without trying to connect
this stories about yaoi
cause I don't like Yaoi
rather read about Yuri
I smack Ryu in
the head because this
story is about yaoi!!!
Hehe.. And it's fun!
and I point Saturn's Glaive
in Kyra's Direction, because
Yuri is more beautiful than Yaoi
:p
Ok then.Anyway some
angry dub haters went
to the mental hospital.
Metallica's welcome home(sanitarium) played
and net-geeks booed Lars
While Freon was arrested
and frisked all over.
Except where the yaoi
was hidden which was
a good thing. Then
wow...12 word story...
and i give up
and this becomes the end
of this long story. {FIN}
lets finish this topic.
I agree with you.
The End 8)
Thanks for posting here folks, you made me laugh :lol:
Hmph! It was I who was supposed to end this SEVERAL pages ago! SEVERAL! And SEVERAL times I tried at that....and now...its comes to this... :cry:
now, comes the interesting part....WILL SOMEONE EDIT THIS INTO A READABLE FORMAT? ^_^
and I type and type and type and get no gratitude for it :twisted:
Quote from: "CloudStrife546"Hmph! It was I who was supposed to end this SEVERAL pages ago! SEVERAL! And SEVERAL times I tried at that....and now...its comes to this... :cry:
yeah i know but at that time this threat was in the right order and funny...
especially the one about little girl, yuri and yaoi :lol: that's why i keep posting even though you say the end, fin, the end of story, etc.
but now it's really really ugly... try to save them but it's useless... so as I say.. I give up...
and I carry the thread into it's burial chamber..
Then i will slam the coffin shut and say a very stirring ulegy .... it was fun and then like all things it ended, such is life and although we had some good times it became a burden on society and it had to be killed... amen
Anyone else like to add anything *crickets chirping* no? didnt think so.
I WANT TO ADD SOMETHING TO IT! JUST FOUR MORE IMPORTANT WORDS:
ahem. yuri ga daisuki! :twisted:
translation:
ahem. i love yuri! :twisted:
i dont believe yuri needs to be translated, do you? XD
dang it, the damn thread is back alive and I grab Saturn's Glaive and proceed it to send it back to it's eternal sleep...
In other news, the San Jose Mercury News reports that notorious otaku bon-vivant, Kintaro Freon, is wanted by prosecutors in Santa Clara County, California, to face charges of nootch-snootching and indecent Dew-chugging. Anonymous sources are saying that Freon has left the country.
MUAHAHAHAHA I say we start a new story XD any takers?
ackkk...
the thread is back...
I guess they never caught me. I've been here all along...as the mysterious vigilante in...
THE TACO TRUCK OF JUSTICE!!! (WHA-CHA!)
After the reawakening of
this thread, I went...
to the Yu-Gi-Oh tournament
and gambles on some...
dancing monkeys of doom...
but then something catches
my eye. Tama-chan walks...
past a communist cow...
and goes over to
the giant singing pooh
and pooh wants honey.
(not the pooh I meant, but it works better)
Instead, he got a
*Slams his head on the desk*
OW! OW! OW! OW!
Why did this have to be revived?
Ah to heck with it, Ill play along until everyone gives up. Lets try to make this story funnier and more related to anime (this is General Anime Chat after all).
*continues the story*
really dumb Gundam that
dances a cute little
Irish jig while dodging
an ak-47 being shot
By Sergeant Douchebag's brother
Captain Pig who flies
with superman's cape on
and chiyo-chan who
can play a musical
red Haro named Floyd
while wearing a revealing
red chinese dress that
made everyones nose bleed
until they all fainted
Anyone got a tissue?
asked a dehydrated KinFreon
before he coughed up
large amounts of cheese
which formed a giant
Mice let free and began munching
then came along a
phat sack of cheeba
Lets eat cheese!
Got any CHEESE, Laura!?
Suddenly the cast of
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
suggested we eat menchi!
I thought this ended...?
asked a confused Menchi
then he was shot
in the face by
Buck's Cakery's Master Chef
baked a giant carrot
Here comes Ryo-Ohki!
and Ryo-Ohki is very
cute so the puchu's
killed her with a
Piece of wood and
the legendary spork of
He-Man revived Ryo-Ohki and
glomped everyone with a
Sailor Luna plushi, which terrified
the fangirls and fanboys.
However, Puchus are not
Puchus but instead are
a massive army bent
for total world war!
Tap dancing to rule
ignorant masses!" said Ilpallazzo.
Excel Swooned and hugged
a Puchu impersonating Ilpallazzo
to which Excel replied:
"Ah, it's so cute...
then Nabesheen killed it!
Then there was much
rejoicing, until Lupin tried
to get jiggy with
it and glomped it
which made the puchu's
go real, bad stalkers.
Make me a sammich!
I REFUSE! Said Satan.
But he did it!
Who's my cream puff?
a big twinkie replied...
Dude...where's my car?
"Oiy vey!" said Nabasheen
Je suis un ananas!
wheres my afro fighters?
They're at the disco!
Seeing mayhem, Great Will
with help from Pedro,
created a super marshmellow
So the GhostBusters came..
We came we saw
we kicked it's ass!
But then Kenshin appeared
"NOOOOO!!", said Mr. Pedro.
And so did Jigglypuff :twisted:
But Pedro ate Jigglypuff!
MUAHAHAHA XD
But Jigglypuff broke out
and sang like Ruben
and Simon shot him
so William Hung could
get jiggy with it.
Two posts at once!
Yelled Vash as he
saw eva unit 01
dancing The Robot to
Domo Arigato Mister Roboto!
http://home.comcast.net/~drallcome/Mr_Roboto.mp3
(I would love to see a Music video to this with fighting Eva units!)
everyone laughed as the
giant Mazinger Z farted
Damn Safeway nacho platter!
And destroyed the city. :shock:
Only Shinji was left
banging asuka and smoking
some killer BC bud.
Gendo says "That's $5."
and Rei smokes chronic
and leaves with Kaji
and Kaji has jailbait
And jailbait has a
friend with her. Then
an Eva laughed really
really hard.But it
tired itself.It stepped
on Gendo's pimpin' ride
So Gendo went and
slapped it with his
(something I shouldn't write)
The story so far............
Quote4 Word Anime Story
After the reawakening of the thread,I went to the Yu-Gi-Oh tournament and gambles on some dancing monkeys of doom. But then something catches my eye. Tama chan walks past a communist cow and goes over to the giant singing pooh and pooh wants honey. Instead he got a really dumb Gundum that dances a cute little Irish jig while dodging an ak-47 being shot By Sergeant Douchebag's brother. Captain Pig who flies with Supermans cape on and Chiyo chan who can play a musical red Haro named Floyd while wearing a revealing red chinese dress that made everyones nose bleed until they all fainted, anyone got a tissue? asked a dehydrated Kinfreon before he coughed up large amouts of cheese which formed a giant mice let free and began munching then came along a phat sack of cheba. Lets eat cheese! Got any CHEESE, Laura? Suddenly the cast of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers suggested we eat menchi! I thought this ended? asked a confused Menchi. Then he was shot in the face by Buck's Cakery's Master Chef baked a giant carrot. Here comes Ryo-Ohki! and Ryo-Ohki is very cute so the Puchus killed her with a piece of wood and the legendary spork of He-Man revived Ryo-Ohki and glomped everyone with a Sailor Luna plushi, which terrified the fangirls and fanboys. However puchus are not Puchus but instead are a massive army bent for total world war! Tap dancing to rule ignorant masses!" said Ilpallazzo. Excel swooned and hugged a Puchu impersonating Ilpallazzo, to which Excel replied: “Ah its so cute†then Nabesheen killed it! Then there was much rejoicing, until Lupin tried to get jiggy with it and glomped it which made the puchus go real, bad stalkers. Make me a sammich! I REFUSE! Said Satan. But he did it! Who’s my cream puff? a big twinkie replied Dude wheres my car? “oiy vey!†said Nabasheen, Je suis un ananas! Wheres my afro fighters? Theyre at the disco!Seeing mayhem, Great Will with help from Pedro created a super marshmellow. So the Ghostbusters came, we came we saw we kicked its ass! But then Kenshin appeared. “NOOOOOâ€, said mr. Pedro. And so did Jigglypuff, but Pedro ate Jigglypuff!
But Jigglypuff broke out and sang like Ruben and Simon shot him so William Hung could get jiggy with it. Two posts at once! Yelled Vash as he saw eva unit 01 dancing the robot to Domo Arigato Mister Roboto! Everyone laughed as the giant Mazinger Z farted Damn Safeway nacho platter! And destroyed the city! Only Shinji was left banging Asuka and smoking some killer BC bud. Gendo says “Thats $5â€. And Rei smokes chronic and leaves with Kaji and Kaji has jailbait and jailbait has a friend with her. Then an Eva laughed really really hard.But it tired itself.It stepped on Gendo’s pimpin ride so Gendo went and slapped it with his (something I shouldn’t write).
Wow! That long already? *reads it over* That's some pretty whacked-up stuff; funny though! Thanks for puttin' that together, Master.
... and seeing as how I was the last one to add something, I'll just wait and come by again later.
Oh god thats great!
(Really,, this is one wacked out story, more wacked than FLCL.)
shouted a high Shinji
as he*censored*over Asuka
"I'm so f----- up"
yelled Ryu Suzaka because
he was eating CRAZY BREAD!
Which made him hallucinate
purple little elephants soaring
Man, that's good stuff!
Said Hattori Honzo as
he sobbed in the
girl's bathroom. "What the
@&*# ummm I mean
heck did I mean?
Galford then smacked him
with a deformed toilet seat
to which Nakoruru laughed
And put 75 cents
on the table for
playing a game of
Hide-and-go-seek
with the Loch-Ness monster
who asked for $3.50!
Said Chef's mom. However
little did he know
that Rimiruru was preparing
salty chocolate balls for...
his afternoon snack when
QuoteOh god thats great! shouted a high Shinji as he*censored*over Asuka."I'm so ****ed up†yelled Ryu Suzaka because he was eating CRAZY BREAD! Which made him hallucinate purple little elephants soaring. “Man, that's good stuff!†Said Hattori Honzo as he sobbed in the girl's bathroom. "What the @&*# ummm I mean heck did I mean?†Galford then smacked him with a deformed toilet seat to which Nakoruru laughed And put 75 cents on the table for playing a game of hide-and-go-seek with the Loch-Ness monster who asked for $3.50! Said Chef's mom. However little did he know that Rimiruru was preparing salty chocolate balls for his afternoon snack when
Blood Falcon ate them
all! He got sick.
Black Shadow punished Blood.
Now for part 3
And war broke out
George Bush whipped out
a pair of pants
in which he tripped
and fell into a
bucket of mammals which
proclaimed, "Someone set us...
on fire! Kill the
evil rabbit of AUGHHHHHH
(monty pythons RULE all!)
Then I woke up. :evil:
But the rabbits returned!!
With Pink Fluffy Hugs!! :shock:
Hay its Min-May from
Gunsmith Cats! Save me
Dr. Zaius! Darn dirty
Guano Apes! Dr. Satan
was not ammused so...
Lady Eboshi banned him
for eating all her
rice and pickled vegetables.
Dis be goo shee
said William Hung as
Simon shot him with
the flaming doom crossbow
With blue markings in
Belldandy's Forehead. The goddess
summoned Leviathan and douses
everyone in Buck Cake
Tetsuo Shima gets pissed..
but Godzilla crushes him.
And Kaneda kicks Godzilla
in his lizard gnards
Which causes Godzilla to
breathe otaku funk breath
That causes everyone to..
Become hippies of love! <3
Life is a journey
said the constipated penguin
who rode Freon's bus
and Pen2 smoked chronic :D
while Misato begged
Godzilla to close his mouth.
Godzilla took a beer
from an alien cow
a mad cow! It
came from Freon's neighborhood
With a Carebear to
stare at the womens'
Voluptuous feet! They then
severed the feet and
had a FEAST! or
should I say feets.
The carebears suddenly collapsed
from the cheesy pun
Spiders ate the carebears
and transformed into a
giant M&M eating robot!
But THAT was eaten!
By some fat guy!
Not fat, festively plump.
Hey one hundred pages!!!!!
:D :D :D :D
The plump man screamed.
Yelled a sweaty otaku.
Ha, I beat you!
Yes, you sure did.
Plumpy has some problems
He started eating pocky.
Then looked like Carl
So he got zapped
by the QUAD LASER!
One thousand one posts!
(This thread is great)
An anouying cosplayer tried
To Take Pictures Of
Cosplay Girls Gone Wild!
Security Quickly Stopped it. ._.;
They're really Agent Smith!
:shock: So Neo Lays out
A can of major
Whoop Yo Ass, bish!
But they lost their
buget for the movie
so no more DBZ
for the lame noobs.
Everyone is happy because
Goku's actually a girl!!
(But really, it's scary)
We all knew that....
Goku began to cry
and wants a sex-change
Vegeta had influenced him
into doing "bad things"
consisting of pandas and
big purple druglord dinosaurs
who pimped out the
annoying simpsons monorail guy
who really is a
Amuro Rei in Gundam!!!
Char launched his counterattack!
Char won this time!!
then began a kakkoi
*no clue what's the story*
QuoteNow for part 3 And war broke out George Bush whipped out a pair of pants in which he tripped and fell into a bucket of mammals which proclaimed, "Someone set us on fire! Kill the evil rabbit of AUGHHHHHH!†(monty pythons RULE all!)Then I woke up. But the rabbits returned!! With Pink Fluffy Hugs!! Hay its Min-May from Gunsmith Cats! Save me Dr. Zaius! Darn dirty Guano Apes! Dr. Satan was not ammused so Lady Eboshi banned him for eating all her rice and pickled vegetables. “Dis be goo shee†said William Hung as Simon shot him with the flaming doom crossbow With blue markings in Belldandy's Forehead. The goddess summoned Leviathan and douses everyone in Buck Cake, Tetsuo Shima gets pissed but Godzilla crushes him. And Kaneda kicks Godzilla in his lizard gnards Which causes Godzilla to breathe otaku funk breath.That causes everyone to become hippies of love! “Life is a journey†said the constipated penguin who rode Freon's bus and Pen2 smoked chronic while Misato begged Godzilla to close his mouth.Godzilla took a beer from an alien cow, a mad cow! It came from Freon's neighborhood with a Carebear to stare at the womens Voluptuous feet! They then severed the feet and had a FEAST! or
should I say feets. The carebears suddenly collapsed from the cheesy pun,Spiders ate the carebears and transformed into a giant M&M eating robot!But THAT was eaten by some fat guy! Not fat, festively plump.â€Hey one hundred pages!!!!!†The plump man screamed. Yelled a sweaty otaku. Ha, I beat you! Yes, you sure did.Plumpy has some problems,He started eating pocky.Then looked like Carl So he got zapped by the QUAD LASER!An anouying cosplayer tried To Take Pictures Of Cosplay Girls Gone Wild! Security Quickly Stopped it,They're really Agent Smith! So Neo Lays out A can of major Whoop Yo Ass, bish!But they lost their buget for the movie so no more DBZ for the lame noobs.Everyone is happy because Goku's actually a girl!!We all knew that. Goku began to cry and wants a sex-change Vegeta had influenced him into doing "bad things" consisting of pandas and big purple druglord dinosaurs who pimped out the annoying simpsons monorail guy who really is a Amuro Rei in Gundam! Char launched his counterattack! Char won this time! then began a kakkoi, hey welcome back Sachiko!
The end for now. 8)
Snootchie bootchies, yo! BONG!!! ^_^
What done already? Sheesh!
That's seriously the end?!
I have no idea.
Awwwww maaaan. :( That sucks.
Yes indeed. Yes, indeed.
but wait, there's more!
No more please! Let this thread just die people! Seriously this thread has been great and all but it needs to just plain die already! Its time to bury this thing once again. Rest in Peace, oh hilarious thread!
THE END
*goes to his room,
crying himself to sleep*
Aww... Man! Just when it was getting lots of fun too. Oh, well. It HAD to die sometime. =(
I'm saddened by this.
Quote from: "KinFreon"I'm saddened by this.
Yes... as am I.
I couldn't be sadder :cry: .
*takes out the Glaive and sends it back to sleep* there, it is done :twisted:
No! Please wake up!
Ryu, you awful man!
;_;
I am new here.
Did I miss something? :roll:
Lock request please (Seriously).
Quote from: "Barnes"Lock request please (Seriously).
wish is granted.
*locks thread*