Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
These are just a few.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.
These are just a few.