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Quote from: error00004 on October 14, 2008, 09:30:03 PM
Favorite manga is Shinobu Kokoro
Is the reason the previous topic closed.
Is not a Moderator
Only has one post.
LIES ALL THE TIME!
Is telling the truth.
Doesn't play KOTOR games
Hates Star Wars
Is the mascot for Iron Maiden
Repeat?
Doesn't like Yoko from Gurren Laggan
Doesn't like Saito
Likes the Kenshin Yaoi pairings
Was a Muppet teer for the muppets.
Doesn't like cats
doesn't have any cats
has no idea what fanime is
Been on the Fanime Forums for 5 years now
Crucified me on the cross
Is my enemy
has the best avatar in the world
Dreams of eating baby eyes.
Was Mr. Sexy Raptor Smex Man.
Is giving me a sowing Machine for Christmas
Already has a sewing machine.
Doesn't know weather she's coming or going
Doesn't want to hang out with me. =D
Is writing in her Death Note as we speak
Is plotting to hax and take over the internet.
Smells like old ham.
Eats mutten like a pro.
is my pet noodle
has a bad name.
Has more posts than me
smells like teen spirt
Stole my cell phone
Has my cellphone in her bra.
Is the biggest BATMAN fan in the world
is so serious
Has the power level of over nine thousand
Smacks people in real life with a set of spatulas when he pretends to be Da Qiao from Dynasty Warriors.
Gave me a Death Note
Has wrote my name on the Death Note
has his own Death Note
Stole Shinsengumi's games.
dosn't have a name
Fed my motor to snakes >:(
won the game
owns a large public airplane
Owns a jumbo jet.
Owns Hollywood, Missouri
eated the purple berries.
Poisoned Snow White.
Was the one that gave everyone the red ring of death on 360
Created the red ring of death
ate my pokemons
Lost a snowball fight to a gorilla.
Is texting me right now
Is a living vampire
is an actual sixteenth century Chinese war lord
Stole Akhenaton's weight.
Stole my laptop
Has erased all my saved data on my PS2 and PSP files
Ate my Yakisoba
Ate all my candies
has short hair
Is bald.
Is making my outfit
was the last person to tell me who won the election
Won the presidential elections.
stole my taco
is oblvios of what is hapining behind hem
won THE GAME
has no idea what the game is
I LOST THE GAME
did not just make me lose the game.
hopes that no one will post anything more about THE GAME because he will lose a bet he maid with his best frends girl frend :o
Is a nude model for Playboy.
Has Cthulu as a next door neighbor
hasent left his one room apatment in 8 years because cthulu ben on the other side of the door wating for his chance to strike on the unexspecting :-[
Has beats me on posts
does not have a picture.
Has a very sexy picture of himself.
Tied me up from the rafters
Went white-water rafting with me.
Is a great person.
Voted for Ron Paul.
voted for hilary clintion
Knows Sarah Palin in person
Voted for John McCain
Voted yes on Prop 8
Didn't vote :o
Has a hard time understanding how to cross stitch.
Eats children for breakfast.
Made a functioning Lightsaber
is planning on making a Menos Grande mask for me.
Has the same avatar when he first came to the boards
Hates me and wants to kill me. >:(
Is the owner of the cigarette factory
Owns a dance floor in his bedroom.
Will cosplay as Xiao Qiao from Dynasty Warriors for me.
Is a hologram
Is my ex-girlfriend.
Quote from: Shinsengumi on November 10, 2008, 01:09:21 AM
Will cosplay as Xiao Qiao from Dynasty Warriors for me.
You know, I was actually seriously thinking about this as one of my options... >.>;
Is cosplaying Kao Pi from Dynasty Warriors :D
Is jealous that I"m going to cosplay as a bald guy.
Knows the way of the force but trained to use the dark side
Has seen all the seasons of West Wing
Eated my cookiez
Always eating all my pies >:(
Stalks people in Targets.
Got arrested for stalking couple of girls at the mall
Eats sushi every day
Is going to cosplay as my twin.
Is texting me right now
eats grade x eggs
has watched the 'Numa Numa' youtube video one too many times.
Deserves to be caked.
wants to para-para a numa numa dance routine for fanime
Proposed to me yesterday.
Is Talu-chan
voted yes on prop 8
voted yes on prop 8
Wants lipgloss!
just called me
Stalked me all the way home and still refused to buy me cupcakes.
Set fire to my house
is my room-mate
has head lice
Can't read or write.
dun kno nuttn bowt de lawd
Was an extra in 'Shawn of the Dead'
Is a Metroid.
wants to be a...bald and round narcoleptic Eskimo seal...maybe.
Dances when the sun comes up, being a new latest version of the silent alarm!
Is in the jungle
Ated the vampires.
Was one of those vampires
Ate the cake! :-\
Does not play animal crossing!
Hates anything sweet.
Is the biggest Yaoi fan girl on these forums
was thrown out of the yaoi bingo game last fanime.
Was also thrown out of the yoai bingo last Fanime.
threw me out of the yaoi bingo room
Wouldn't stop striping in the halls.
is stalking me
is paranoid.
Is going to create a petition to ban chocolate around the world.
Dose want to ban chocolate around the world
Slapped me and stole my credit cards!
gave me an ice cream cone
Is not gonna go anywhere tomorrow
Is sneaking out with me tonight.
Is in my house
Is a giant bug
Is a bug lover
Is helping me make my steak.
Wears the pants in the relationship.
Is as Right wing as you can get
can bench 260
Gets beaten up by the girl scouts on his way home today.
Is one of those girl scouts that beat people up.
Wishes he had awesomely long hair.
Is bald.
Is a bald friend of mine.
Goes to bald gatherings at Fanime.
Is the one sponsoring these bald gatherings.
president of the hair club for pig-moles.
Is the lead patitioner of the "Bannanas have rights too" movement.
wants more corn at fanime 09
Will be the one bringing the corn.
Will kick you in the biscuits if you don't provide corn
will be the one holding you down as I do said kicking.
will let me eat said biscuits off her shoe
Has no idea when Con is.
Is pardoning a turkey
Is going to come over to steal my turkey.
Stole my pie
Married the muffin man.
Is th muffin Man
Quote from: MikoChika on November 23, 2008, 10:45:51 PM
Wishes he had awesomely long hair.
Actually,............
And K&K4ever was a bodyguard for David Lee Roth in the 80s
Goes to work naked.
has seen Barnes naked.
Takes nudes of me while I'm showering. =O
Is actually a manly girl.
likes to steal pudding.
Has slapped a puppy.
offended a tree.
secretly listens to bad 70s songs way too much.
Knows all the lyrics to all those bad 70s songs.
has 20 dogs
Stole my kitty.
likes curry
Broke my mirrored closet doors.
Raped a donkey.
posted the video on youtube.
Saw it... And liked it too.
Ate all my turkey
Ate my Pumpkin Pie
Stole my make-up.
asked me for money to buy some more make-up
Is married to a black woman. X3
Hates everyone.
tried to kill me last night.
his first name is actually Betty.
is going to star in the remake of 2001: a space odyssey
Loves me
Fought me the other day
Poked me with a sword
Cosplays 24/7
hates cosplay
Is Austin Powers' Mini Me.
is a fem-bot
Is a hollow.
Enjoys hurting kittens. >:[
Slapped the poor kitties that were in the hospital just because they were cute!!! SHAME ON YOU!
Burned down the Kitty Farm >:(
Rebuilt the Kitty Farm. n_n
Wears a diaper.
IS ACTUALLY MICHAEL JACKSON AND TRYING TO GET ME!!!! SAVE ME!!!! XD
Lives in his momma's basement.
was Bon Jovi's backup singer on tour last year.
I giving me a headache
writes Kenshin Yaoi and has shinsengumi act it out.
Stole my PS3.
Eats everything with wasabi.
Drinks beer through a silly straw.
Speaks fluent Russian
is a doctor.
Is a runway model for Chanel.
Eats 911 Chicken for breakfast :o
Is a Nazi! Dx<
Has the most stars on this forum
Broke my CD player
Has an icebox in his heart.
Is a sith lord
Drives a Beemer ^^)
Has never heard or seen me
Is the real Edward and he's so in love with Bella! :P
Drives a marshmallow car.
wants me to go to the prom
Quote from: Rei-Rei on December 07, 2008, 01:21:39 AM
Drives a marshmallow car.
Oh yeah! You should see my gingerbread house... by the way don't drop bread crumbs cause my birds will eat them ;D
Is jealous of my marshmallow car and gingerbread house :)
Stole all the Chocolate Crunch icecream from Rite Aid!
Saw me taking the chocolate crunch ice cream and took all the cookie dough ice cream to give it to the homeless. " )
Stole my Cookie dough to make up for it
Because she didn't have any cookie dough, she came over to my house and stole my Haagen-Dazs vanilla bean ice-cream.
Got my order messed up
Never sleeps.
Sleeps 15 hours a day.
brought me daifuku at work today.
Had Daifuku?
Believes cats enjoy a good bath as long as it's 2% milk.
has the highest post count ever
Got married yesterday.
my sister in law
Hates me because I took his man.
put a blown up copy of that pic from when i was in tulsa on her bedroom wall.
Got a tattoo on his butt.
Quote from: Runewitt on December 12, 2008, 05:54:37 PM
put a blown up copy of that pic from when i was in tulsa on her bedroom wall.
Yes it was very sexy. ;)
Has a colony of Chipmunks living under her bed
Quote from: Rei-Rei on December 12, 2008, 06:11:40 PM
Got a tattoo on his butt.
Quote from: Runewitt on December 12, 2008, 05:54:37 PM
put a blown up copy of that pic from when i was in tulsa on her bedroom wall.
Yes it was very sexy. ;)
not really.. i mean, it tooka few times to get it right.
Pilots a gundam in his spare time
Watches ThunderCats all night long
Sexual harasses Elmo.
likes to dress up as elmo for K&K
is Elmo.
Built a snowman today.
Cosplays as Frosty the Snow Man
Put her boyfriend in an oven! You monster!
set a piano on fire.
Is the man who walked 1000 miles and wound up at your door.
Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on December 15, 2008, 02:09:47 PM
Built a snowman today.
Funny thing, never done that in my life. This should change.
is actually a guy.
This thing known as the hot girl gamer is a myth.
Much like the Cake is a Lie. :P
is the mythical "hot gamer girl"
side note:Quote from: Jerry on December 16, 2008, 04:12:02 PM
This thing known as the hot girl gamer is a myth.
Hate to disappoint, but that stunning figure in my Gamer card is a simulation. That's right, that's not my real photo.
There I've said it.
can beat halo 3 with her eyes closed. :)
Did NOT mix up who I was.
has powers comparable to WonderBoy
Created the VirtualBoy and made the AVGN suffer from it.
Murdered "Noble".
Quote from: Runewitt on December 17, 2008, 10:25:45 PM
has powers comparable to WonderBoy
HA!
don't really own an x-box.
has a B.A. in English.
Quote from: MikoChika on December 19, 2008, 09:39:46 AM
don't really own an x-box.
*sniff*....too far... (XD)
secretly Young Nasty Man!
Can kill a yak from 200 yards away, but not with mind bullets.
Quote from: Runewitt on December 20, 2008, 05:24:14 PM
secretly Young Nasty Man!
It's gotta be a
lie ::)
battled last night
Has never watched Hellsing.
gave me a sowing machien as a Christmas present.
Broke my washing machine.
Fixed the economy.
shoots at real zombies on a daily basis.
Gets an endorsement fee paid from Red Bull for every post.
Is Garfield
Is not coming down to see me
makes me sleep on th couch
Kicked Shinsengumi off the bed.
Is Lou from GH 3
Cosplayed as Mr Hat at fanime.
is making my Okita costume
Is tucking me into bed today.
Is the CIA's top assassin.
is best friend's with my younger brother
Got nothing for Christmas
Gave me a water color painting of Christmas
Didn't get me anything for Christmas :(
Isn't going to see me until Sac-anime
Isn't going to see me until next year
Stole my shoes
Stoled my Gitaroo Man PSP game
Gave me a sowing machien
Owns a PS3, 360, and Wii
Has Short Hair
Has long hair to her feet
Is a blond (LOL . . . inside joke)
Has chest hairs :D
Quote from: K&K4ever on December 30, 2008, 03:02:06 PM
Is a blond (LOL . . . inside joke)
messed up lol :D
Wares Lipstick :D
Doesn't know how to play DOA on the Xbox
Drags me around by my heels
Has never met my kitties
will never meet my cats
Is not gonna cosplay as Kasumi from DOA ever again :'(
will never cosplay as Saito ever again
Is not gonna hang out with me on New Year's Eve :(
Will not let me barrow his Peacemaker DVD's
Cut her hair short yesterday.
is a prospect for the Vikings Motorcycle Club
Is marching in the Rose Bowl Parade
HAS some sort of messenger.........
Practices Kendo in the in the snow
Slipped on ice while doing ballet.
Spend time with me on New Years Eve and New Years day.
Spent New Years in Florida, srounded by strippers
Got drunked so bad that she threw up all over me
Dyed his hair pink because he thought it would please K&K.
Sleep walks
Doesn't have a computer
secretly spells potatoe with an "e" at the end. :o
Hates Hero
Quote from: K&K4ever on January 02, 2009, 02:50:24 PM
Hates Hero
Spells Hiro with an 'e'.
regular 'hero'es are boring to me. :P
Unless theyre related to Wonder-Woman.
Amazonians (females) are hot!
Has a Sponge Bob Square Pants avatar
Lives next door to me
Has a pet pixie.
Is secretly male.
hates to cosplay
Ated my snoopy.
Wants to take over the world with two hairless cats, a slingshot, and sporks. Then enslave us all.
despite her name, is neither an eevee nor a girl
Is a flying ninja who gets mistaken for a cupcake.
Is not going to Sac-Con
Is not on cosplay staff there.
Hates cosplaying
Is not in Sacramento.
Hurts the doggy in Fable 2.
Doesn't know whats Fable 2
Was glomped by me on Saturday.
Dances on her hands while twirling rusty spoons.
Is an anti-spiral.
Owns a Pig-Mole.
has a dog named garfield
Cross stitches on a regular basis
Licks the floor.
what ever you think about that person is a stereotype
Tripped on a book 3 years ago in the rain.
Started a fire in Downtown L.A.
is yoko
Is trying to steal Yoko way from Barnes
Has never played Dynasty Warriors
Is a hardcore Kenshin Yaoi fangirl
Loves the Dynasty Worriors Yaoi
Beats up kitties for fun :o >:(
Wants to marry Tim Curry.
Hates Star Wars with the passion of one thousand suns
Has never played or heard of Jak and Daxter
Never wants to cosplay as a Jedi
Will never cosplay as Aerith from FF VII.
Thinks coaplaying annoying
Has never gone to an anime convention before
Hates me
Smokes crack. >.<
Has Yoko as his wife
Secretly envies Yoko because he wants to be Barnes' wife.
is a hoarse
Quote from: K&K4ever on January 23, 2009, 10:42:51 AM
is a hoarse
Is lying.
(I am a horse.... My Chinese zodiac is anyways.)
Is the Ice Cream Man that is driving around my neighborhood in the summer.
Saw Bigfoot along side with Patterson and Gimlin
Rides a moose everywhere.
Made my Mom go to the Hospital >:(
Is actually a man!
Is a Woman
Wrote the Bible.
Is a promiscuous girl.
Eats mayo from the jar.
Has built C-3PO by hand
Is dating Ms. Cat.
Received stolen goods from France. :O
Stole the Mona Lisa.
Won at the SAG awards
Is asking me out tomorrow.
Is cooking dinner for me tomorrow
Is doing my laundry.
Starred in "The Goonies"
Has Yoko tied up in this room
Is a conservative moderator
Ate the Moon.
Wrote me a love letter.
Was the inspiration to the poem I wrote two nights ago.
Has Rune Factory for the DS
Played poker with me after the Super Bowl
Ated my cake. =\
Despises cake
Starred in the movie "Blazing Saddles"
writes those really boring history textbooks
Has risen from the flames.
Died again.
is male
Bought the house that I used to live in on East San Jose.
Is Batman
Tied me up last night
Hasn't seen me in months
Has two left feet @.@
secretly stalks me in real life. :P
Is the biological father of the octuplets.
Is Elvis.
Is Elvis's Daughter
Is Elvis friend of a friend who a cousin of his uncle who is his sister in law of his friend. @.@
Wishes she was related to Elvis.
Is getting me something for Valentines Day
Has been stalking me for the past 2 weeks
Has got the Medal of Honor in WWII
Promised to take me to see the elephants
Has seen the Elephant man in person
Made me a chocolate sculpture.
Is a chocolate sculpture
Slashed the name "Slayer" on to his wrists :o
Steal christmas lights>:(
Hates me right now
Stole my food.
Made it snow so I couldn't get home Friday.
Made it rain in santa cruz
Stole my work shirt.
Tied my shoelaces together
stole a kidney from me, I have the scars to prove it
Quit the internship
fed me too many sleep pills
Challenged the Devil to a fiddle contest.
Is the Robot Devil.
Was at Orson wells' autopsy
Made my room a mess, stole my homework, AND made me sick all through the internet.
Is the one who ends the world
Is secretly in charge of Fanime.
Is causing the storm
Feeds kitties to sharks... how could you!
Throws softballs at puppies.......FOR FUN!!! You sicken me
Shoves marbles in frogs! FROGS! You... you monster!
Feeds puppies and kittens to the Death Force. You bastard! >:(
Has Yoko tied up under his bed... oh wait we're supposed to be lying.
Doesn't know that the bird is the word............how can you even call yourself human?
... is really the fifth Cylon.
Helped me set up the new PC in my house :D
Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on February 16, 2009, 10:35:01 PM
Has Yoko tied up under his bed... oh wait we're supposed to be lying.
That is a lie. Yeesh ::)
He's actually a 12 year old girl!
Is actually Fanime's big cheese
Is Pac-man.
Is married to Ms Pac-Man
Is the Seed of Pac-man
Is holding me Hostage . . . help
Is trying to set me up, making it seem like I have her hostage
Is Donald Sutherland
Gave me a headache
Doesn't TEXT me back :'(
stole my cell phone
Ate all my VHS tapes >:(
Broke my DVD player
Is going to take fanime into her own hands
Brought down the moon
Blew out the sun
sneezed so hard he blew off his face flew threw a window and landed in curry and while eating the curry realized he could FLY!
Is Bounty Hunter
Will not be happy about the news I have concerning something Kasumi
Is living inside the Xbox 360
Lied about the cake.
Was the one that made the Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire game for the PS3
Framed Roger Rabbit
Bought a Shamwow today.
Made my friend to get his bike @ my house
told Geek Squad to hold my laptop hostage >:(
Hate's DOA 4
Cut my leg.
is a female.
is a genetic repo man
Transforms into a bucket of water :D
Hates Kasumi
Loves Dead or Alive Xtreme 1 and 2
Never changes his underwear.
hates my guts and is a afraid of me.
Has a thing against angels
Has a feet fetish.
Doesn't know what "No" means
Is pregnant
Is the father
Was there when it happen.
Hates kitties
Secretly stalks the Hotel Hilton.
Planted a bomb in the Hilton :P
Roomed with Hard Gay at the Hotel Hilton.
Is confusing Barnes with me
plans on hosting a hentai-con in the basement
is NOT lying
does not have a list of hentai ready for his mini-con
Is 10,000 years older than me
Is actually his father.
married my brother, but was already enngaged to my uncle.
Quote from: Runewitt on March 06, 2009, 06:32:44 PM
married my brother, but was already enngaged to my uncle.
Inserted cheese burger in my mouth ;__;
knows Robocop
Has a foot fetish
Is a man :o
works with me.
Lives on Saturn
Owns a working gundum
Throws galaxies around like shurikens (sp?)
Isn't really that fond of Gurren Lagann.
avatar is really a self portrait
Works at Hot Topic
Really hates the Watchmen movie
Is actually Zordon
He is Lord Zedd (sp?)
Used to team up with me and 3 other teenagers with additude in red, blue, pink, yellow and black suits to fight the forces of evil and still pass off as regular teens
Use to be a memeber of the Voltron force
is a four foot tall robot who's head is shaped like a flying saucer.
Loves splatting kiwi all over the wall.
Licks up the kiwi splattered on the wall by Runewitt
laughs unstoppably while watching xXunyuuXx licks Runewitt's kiwi mess
Was part of the cast of the SakuraCon 2009 Commercial
is alergic to air
Is alergic to everything
Still has wet dream about Pokemon.
Invented the Jonas Brothers
Has salad fingers.
Is actually Miley Cyrus.
Is the inconvenient truth
Has no idea what Fanime is.
Said "What?" when he heard the term anime.......ONLY 2 MINUTES AGO!
Is actually me arguing with myself.
He built the Green Panther for Antonio Guster
wore a giant banana costume to church.
Has never been to a convention in his life
totally sucks at Maximum Tune
loves his Sega CD
Is the king of the desert theives.
works in a bowling alley that caters to only old folks bowling leagues
Has a bowling ball with ten holes.
is really the voice of GeneCo, Blind Mag
hates anime
is sewing me a cosplay
Has commissioned a Dynasty Warriors cosplay for him.
Cannot see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.
Stole my jacket >:(
is hosting the T-shirt making gathering.
is plotting to kidnap Bob Dole
Is holding Al Gore hostage.
Is the Angry Video Game Nerd
Is not a Tokyo Post Post
is staring as rukia in the Bleach live action movie.
doesn't like Bleach
Quote from: Runewitt on April 07, 2009, 08:10:33 PM
is staring as rukia in the Bleach live action movie.
That would be fun though :D
Is the artist formaly known as Prince ;D
Has a life-sized standee of Vanilla Ice.
Doesn't touch themselves at night.
Was born on the Sun.
Will be cosplaying as Yoko this year.
Is Solid Snake
Has a lack of posts on these forums.
has a Solid Snake body pillow
Is jealous of my Solid Snake body pillow.
is the "little spoon"
Knows that there is no spoon.
did all the voices for The Animatrix.
Played as "The Oracle" in the latter Matrix movies.
Is Freddy Krueger
Is the La Li Lu Le Lo
Invented Post-Its.
won the 2007 scrabble championship game
Will be cosplaying as Silent Bob this year.
Loves touching guns
Is practicing their hair twirling so that they can portray a better Misa from Death Note at this years Fanime.
Is a stalker
Has a messy room with no regard for people who may see it through the window.
does know where i live.
Quote from: Liquid on April 13, 2009, 04:10:11 PM
Has a messy room with no regard for people who may see it through the window.
BTW i just cleaned it
Has missed some spots.
Needs to stop stalking me.
has been stalking me on other forums.
is not growing a beard
Is growing a beard.
is the bestest person in the world! ;D ( >:()
Loves me more than they love Twilight (And that is a LOT) ;D
lost to a pikachu in a cuteness contest
Doesn't like Code Geass, Bleach, or Death Note
Is a stern protester of the "Prop Whores United" movement.
Was one of the Jesus protesters from Fanime of last year.
Quote from: BumbleB on April 14, 2009, 08:28:29 AM
Doesn't like Code Geass, Bleach, or Death Note
offtopic:GASP i love those animes dam you!!
Ontopic:was rejected from entering the maid cafe
Protests against the army of Lady FlubberNugget the Third
Hates waffles.
hates Milk Tea Bobba
Doesn't like charlie the unicorn!
IS Charlie the Unicorn.
suicided when he found out he was charlie
has a nice little peppermint stick cabin on the north side of candy mountain.
(this might be a spoiler )
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
i saw charlie the unicorn 3 ;D
Doesn't spoil movies.
Absolutly HATES pie
Has a huge hatred for cosplay props and is very avid that they should be entirely banned from all anime cons.
wants to kiss snake
Is a very well known crossplayer.
is as solid as a brick wall
is a silly noodle
Will be one of the Christian protestors this year at Fanime.
Has broke my USB ports >:(
did caramell dansen 3 hours straight
Did the hare hare yukai 78 times
is a proud grandfather of twelve.
is a girly barbie boy
Thinks Aizen had a pretty good idea.
has no more cookies
is mudkips
Was the guy in the Barney suit.
Makes Pizza Pies in a Pizzeria in Little Italy up there in San Fransisco.
has no mp3s on his computer, how sad :'(
Is cosplaying as a waffle this year.
Is really Frank Castle
Thinks Yoko is ugly and should put more clothes on.
Quote from: Barnes on April 17, 2009, 05:03:28 PM
Is really Frank Castle
You know...I thought about cosplaying him this year, but I decided to wait for next year.
Kicks bunnys for fun
cosplaying as a ramen noodle cup
Juggles cats and chainsaws
Has this own house on the moon.
is joining the christian protesters
Is one of my cats.
Quote from: Liquid on April 17, 2009, 05:23:00 PM
Thinks Yoko is ugly and should put more clothes on.
Quote from: Barnes on April 17, 2009, 05:03:28 PM
Is really Frank Castle
You know...I thought about cosplaying him this year, but I decided to wait for next year.
Awesome post, dude 8)
is not a cat person.
plans on styleing his hair into a blue mohawk. <_<
I would love that.
hates blue mohawks.
(i'll be ordering the colors tomorrow.)
Will be sure to order extra blue so I may join him. XD
already has a mohawk
(you shouldnt make that sound like a dare, because i'll hoold you to it.)
is planning on growing a beard and coloring it blue too.
( maybe it is a dare. then again..this is the lies thread <_< )
has a beard and its blue
He is the source of my Pein
*said in cute voice* is a meanie head
is actually a man.
HATES Moogles
Is a member of Whore Props United.
Uses the Stealth Camo he found accidentally while working for the government to spy on girls when they go to the rest room. :o
Made a Hello Kitty shirt Saturday night and showed it off at the Rovers meeting on Sunday. It was a huge success and it got him phone numbers for two hot girls. The only catch was that after he got those numbers Admiral Akbar came in with a fair warning....
"IT'S A TRAP!!!"
Quote from: Jerry on April 20, 2009, 11:20:52 AM
Uses the Stealth Camo he found accidentally while working for the government to spy on girls when they go to the rest room. :o
Hey, the government wanted to know what the hell goes on in there...and frankly, so did I.
Is an EVIL STALKER!
is my stalker.
hates snake so he put up a snake avatar to confuse people
refuses to cosplay. ever.
Will really have a blue mohawk for fanime.
hey, you were supposed to post a LIE
trusts that i'll have blue hair.
Decided that pink mohawks look better.
has a mullet
Knows for a fact Liquid has a purple mullet.
really, really hates moogles
FAIL!
Is more of an Orihime fan then a Rukia Fan.
Is a huge fan of pie.
likes flowery wallpaper.
Would totally get a blue mohawk.
has blue hair in a mohawk style
prefurs a pink mohawk over a blue one.
is at a rave
once confused her zanpukto and her death note when going to work one day and killed orihime.
Is cosplayin as Kon for Fanime
hates all cosplayers
Hijacked a bus to make it to work on time
Is known to all as the Black Tsunade.
Is one of the Knight Sabers
Fanime is goin to be you his first convention
Has never cosplayed before
Needs to be more active on the forums....
needs more cowbell and hot sauce
Doesn't fear the Reaper, so they joined a cult and only eat blue oysters.
Hates guns
Thinks Naruto is the dumbest show in the world.
is an amazon
Once cosplayed as Wonder Woman.
Finally got his Wonder Woman costume back from Runewitt.
Hate's moogles...and cake
hates takoyaki
Shot his eye out with the gun from "A Christmas Story"
Hates Ramune soda.
Is the president of New York
Quote from: MikoChika on April 23, 2009, 11:30:15 PM
Hates Ramune soda.
Uh, how can I hate it? I never drank it before ???
Has tried and enjoyed Ramune soda. ::)
Has never has pocky.
Despises anime, anime conventions or anyone who likes anime.
Was apart of the church group infront of the con last year, holding up a "turn to Jeasus or Burn in Hell" sign.
is pie
has never played Brawl.
Has a cosplay this year that involves having pink ponytails.
gets to enjoy my brownies.
Makes delicious brownies.
Quote from: Runewitt on April 24, 2009, 11:05:39 PM
FAIL
You said FAIL in the lie thread, lol.
HUGE SUCCESS!
he is a triumph
has never lied
Thinks that Runewitt considers me his BFF.
is dating Steve. Young.
Thinks Jerry is hot.
knows what i did to jerry at the christmasy type gathering
Is one of the few people who knows where Jerry's illegitimate child came from.
IS jerry's illegatimate child.
Is helping me with my Frank Zappa paper.
Is writting a paper on Frank Zappa, the barber down the street from my house.
Hates everyone
is candleja
Once won a beauty pageant at the county fair.
lost to a snake look alike contest when he attempted to bring a real gun with live bullets
Used to be the CEO of a large bank.
FAILS AT EVERYTHING!
Is terrible at cosplay.
Has cosplayed all his life.
Thinks school dances are AWESOME!
Is pointing a gun at my face
Is 100% healthy.
loves Solid Mongoose.
Must work hours and hours on his cosplay
is in the WNBA
Is Hugh Hefner's brother.
Is Larry Flint's brother :P
Is my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Drawings are worse than Rukias'
Was Richard Nixon in a past life.
Was George Bushes bastard son
is my daughter.
Is my dog's puppy.
Lives in South Park and hangs out with Kenny
Is Kenny.
Is Ralph from the Simpsons
Is the creepy old man from Family Guy.
Is a king bee, buzzing around a hive.
Iron Man.
thats him.
BAT MAN!!!
Explosive diarrhea makes her shower hard to clean.
Was Urkel on Family Matters.
makes people have explosive diarrhea.
Is my drug prevention teacher. 0_o
Has explosive diarrhea caused by drug abuse.
threw popcorn at the screen durring L,Change the World tonight.
Tells stories that usually start with, "This one time at band camp..."
ruined L change the worLd movie night in japanese at AMC in emeryville by throwing popcorn everywhere and saying I LOVE NARUTO!
LOVES NARUTO!
was at Peir 39 today in the rain
inflated a pool thingy and put it outside and played in the rain
iz littel kitteh in pic
masturbates to 2girls1cup
Was the cup.
Quote from: Liquid on May 06, 2009, 03:09:35 AM
Was the cup.
touche.
is an avid listener and worshiper of britney spears
Is going to be protesting outside of Fanime
Is going to punch the protesters.
Is going to feel guilty about being a pervert and will repent at the feet of the protesters.
Filmed Two Girls, one Finger.
Directed.
Acted in it.
Wish to be in it.
was the camera girl.
Was crying in the background because the director smacked him for bringing in nasty coffee.
was the *itch-slaping director. way to make a man cry..
starred.
Used a stunt Finger.
Was the stunt finger.
Decided to be a combo breaker.
Was the combo that got broke.
broke the combo
Is really T.J. Combo
Is a Combo. (The pretzel with the cheese filling.)
Created the Combo Breaker.
Quote from: Liquid on May 11, 2009, 12:23:40 AM
Is a Combo. (The pretzel with the cheese filling.)
I gotta get some of them (nacho cheese pretzle).
Got shammed out of getting to market ShamWow.
Likes to finger Snake in the ass
Is an ass.
Is a dumbass.
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is not cool
Enjoys butt fucking.
wtf, sex thread??no
has a recurring role on South Park
Pity's the fool
Can stop time like this:
"ZA WARUDO!"
XD
Completely blames Yoko for everything.
Secretly worship Yoko behind the scene >_>
Killed John Lennon.
Was all three people who shot Kennedy.
Watches Mega64 obsessively.
Doesn't know what Mega64 is, but hates it anyways.
Is using his Sham wow right now
Is secretly the spokesperson for sham wow
Was the hooker who bit the tongue of the the shamwow guy.
Tore down the Berlin Wall in 1989
Lives in Berlin.
Is actally an illegal Canadian citizen.
Doesn't know that the cake is a lie.
still thinks the muffin was a lie
Enjoys the taste of Dog
Secretly longs to cosplay Faye Valentine as the new Man-Faye
Is cosplaying as Buddy Pope John Paul this year.
is cosplaying as the weighted companion cube.
One day Runewitt somehow created a time paradox in which he went back in time and accidently prevented his own birth due to his actions. But then since he was never born, he never went back in time in the first place. So, he couldn't actually prevent his own birth. Therefore he was born and grew up like normal...but.... One day Runewitt somehow created a time paradox in which he went back in time and accidently prevented his own birth due to his actions. But then since he was never born, he never went back in time in the first place. So, he couldn't actually prevent his own birth. Therefore he was born and grew up like normal...but.... One day Runewitt somehow created a time paradox in which he went back in time and accidently prevented his own birth due to his actions. But then since he was never born, he never went back in time in the first place. So, he couldn't actually prevent his own birth. Therefore he was born and grew up like normal...but.... One day Runewitt somehow created a time paradox in which he went back in time and accidently prevented his own birth due to his actions. But then since he was never born, he never went back in time in the first place. So, he couldn't actually prevent his own birth. Therefore he was born and grew up like normal...but.... One day Runewitt somehow created a time paradox in which he went back in time and accidently prevented his own birth due to his actions. But then since he was never born, he never went back in time in the first place. So, he couldn't actually prevent his own birth. Therefore he was born and grew up like normal...but.... One day Runewitt somehow created a time paradox in which he went back in time and accidently prevented his own birth due to his actions. But then since he was never born, he never went back in time in the first place. So, he couldn't actually prevent his own birth. Therefore he was born and grew up like normal...but.... One day......
Is an extremely busy person who wouldn't have time to write a lengthy story about a time paradox.
is a tokyo post post
Is a vegan.
is the KFC kernel in disguise
Hates anime, only cosplays out of artistic irony.
I Garfunkeled his mother.
I am his mother lover.
Is your legitimate child >_>;
Was a terror to raise for a single parent.
Thought he was posting in the "Insults" thread.
Wants to hurt, hurt Potemayo.
Did not do it for the Lulz
Lulz himself to sleep at night.
Bunny hops when no one is around
Looks just like a black kirby in real life.
Has camouflage pajamas
Wears pink underwear.
has a collection of banana hamocks from victoria's secret.
Bought his grandma lingerie for Christmas.
Tired the lingerie on before giving it to Runewitt so he could give it to his grandma
Is Runewitt's grandma.
Shaves in the dark
Shaves his legs.
stuffs his banana hammock with the crisp cool taste of vlasic.
Had "Pigs in a Blanket" named after him.
Is coming to my high school tomorrow to see Cabaret!
Will be in Cabaret tomorrow.
Watches Matlock when no one is looking
Actually enjoys Matlock
Prefers Golden Girls.
Prefers Desperate House Wives
prefers reallydesperatehousewives.com
Prefers Dubbed Evangelion
Hey, i actually got drunk with Shinji's VA. he's cool.
does a keg stand every night before bed.
Is the keg..
Wishes he was the beer bong
Wants to be the beer in the keg and the bong.
Got drunk and woke up next to Ted Nugent.
Sleeps hanging upside down
Is afraid of using public restrooms.
Loves going to the bathroom in public
Will be cosplaying as a public urinal.
Will cosplay as a protester.
Will protest in cosplay.
Will go to a protest for Cosplay
Doesn't go to Fanime
Doesn't even know what Fanime is.
Created the Swine Flu.
One word, Yeast Infection...
Can count
was the first member on the fanime forums.
Never posts anything
Watches me at night :(
Has tinted bedroom windows!
Has no bedroom windows
Has no bedroom
lives in my garage, next to the welder.
Tried learning to weld.
Now deserves a Darwin Award.
Hides in a closet
Is the closet
Listens only to Britney Spears songs.
Is trapped in the 90's
Is running in the 90s.
Is my long lost daughter.
Is my long lost puppy.
Has bagged it, tagged it, and sold it to the butcher in the store.
is the aforementioned, "it."
He has given me, given me
nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams.
Hates bacon.
is made of bacon, and thus, is hated by barnes.
LOVES BACON BITS. DELICIOUS BACON BITS!!!
is really a knight on fire
is wearing a miniskirt
Secretly wears purple garter belt from Victoria Secrets.
Takes pictures of herself wearing the garter belts and sends them to people on the internet.
Was one of them who receive one.
Is a trap.
Enjoys star wars.
Wants to have Bon Jovi's baby.
Quote from: Danger on May 19, 2009, 04:15:57 PM
Enjoys star wars.
That isn't a lie.
Is Revolver Ocelot.
Is Killua from Hunter X Hunter.
Has a son named Raiden
Quote from: Liquid on May 20, 2009, 10:15:45 AM
Is Killua from Hunter X Hunter.
Killua is cool especially when he pulled out the convicts heart in one of the trials.
secretly hates killua
Goes to Fanime for the fangirls, but stays for the Yaoi.
Has 5 hearts.
went to school today dressed as Jiraiya
Owns all of Yoko Ono's albums.
participates in elf on elf yaoi
Fantasizes about the elf on elf yaoi that I participate in.
Loves Grey's Anatomy more than Scrubs.
Quote from: DentyneIce408 on May 20, 2009, 04:42:27 PM
Killua is cool especially when he pulled out the convicts heart in one of the trials.
That was a pretty awesome scene. Your avatar reminded me of him.
Brought the band Rush out of Canada
Is a dwarf IRL.
Hated my Sarah Palin Cosplay
The person above me hates Rover staff.
Started the hug line.
Ended the hug line.
Glomped me in my Legolas cosplay
The poster above me had the misonception that Legolas wore a pink dress.
Is actually Solid
Cried during "the Notebook".
Cried during the protesters speech.
Didn't cry during the protester's speech.
Made the protestors' speech!
Provided the bullhorn and drew the signs.
Was the protestors bus driver.
Noticed that his dad had escaped the funny farm again and was holding up religious signs, but was too ashamed to admit it and walked back into the con. In order to keep from crying he spent the next two days in a hug line.
Made his son cry and seek out hugs and acceptance in a heathen anime convention.
Went over to the bus stop not to keep people away, but actually to confess his sins.
Is leading the protesters to other anime conventions as well.
Is telling the protestors that the Pink Haired Sasuke is the leader of going against what they stand for.
He tried to kill Jesus.
What?
wasnt wearing a yoko forum badge on sunday
Eats fortune cookies without looking at the fortune.
Was upset that his Gravitation signed artbox was stolen.
Quote from: trooper715 on May 29, 2009, 12:16:23 AM
Eats fortune cookies without looking at the fortune.
Dude that's harsh! ;D
The last poster likes to not shower and then beg for hugs with no shirt on.
Begged to hug me while I had my shirt off.
found out the only way to get a hotel bed to himself was to sleep naked. it still didnt work, and he woke up next to sailor bubba.
Secretly jealous of Doriangray for sleeping with sailor bubba.
Does not "cool your breath twice."
XD
Is currently having a fued with his best friend Noble.
Told a girl she looked fine, but secretly thought she was getting kind of fat.
Fell in love with the "trap" at B&W.
Is just bitter because the trap rejected his offer for a dance.
Has more pictures of the trap at B&W than anything else at Fanime this year.
Has been desperately trying to hack my Flickr account to find said pictures.
Quote from: trooper715 on June 01, 2009, 03:46:30 PM
Has been desperately trying to hack my Flickr account to find said pictures.
So that I could delete them.....
but you also have one of the pictures set as your desktop wallpaper.
was kicked out by rovers for his "Party Boy" cosplay
took pictures and looks at em daily
Crossplays as Bra (DBZ)
cosplayed as yoko's bra
Cosplayed as the mole covering Kamina's naughty bits.
Cosplays as Kamina.
Cosplays as Naruto's sexy jutsu.
Is a Death Force unit
Cosplays as Leeron from gurren lagann
Looked like an Ewok when he was a toddler.
uses whale sweat as gel to spike his hair.
Has been mistaken as Short Round.
Quote from: Jerry on June 04, 2009, 03:52:36 PM
uses whale sweat as gel to spike his hair.
Dude, don't give away my secrets please.
is Dr Jones, and he's a cheater!
You cheat Dr Jones!
Has no time for love.
Complains about snakes.
Belongs in a museum!
Absolutely loves camel spiders!
Stole a jelly donut.
Forced people to do push-ups over the jelly doughnut. XD
Did push-ups over a jelly donut, but when he tired out...he fell on it.
Is from Texas, and doesn't look like a steer to me!
Does not understand the movie references made so far :D
Is stuck in here tighter than a frog's butt in a watermelon seed pipe.
Has not taken a shower in a month.
Doesn't know what soap is.
Can't put up a fight.
Is an on again off again alcoholic.
Is a wonderful catch.
Is legal.
has a thing for chococlatte. ;)
:D
Does not have a thing for good-looking women.
Wishes she were a sexual tyranosaurus, just like me.
Went extinct after the last post.
Spends his Tuesday afternoons watching Yaoi.
Spends her Tuesday afternoons dreaming about me watching Yaoi.
Wishes Jerry would come over and watch yaoi with him.
Wishes he could be an actor in a real life Yaoi movie.
Hopes and prays that he gets put in the same Yaoi movie and that I, Bianca, watch it.
Wishes she could see me in a Yaoi film.
Wishes to be cast in one.
Has seen me in one, but actually liked the guy who looked like Ron Jeremy better.
is writing a script for his next movie, staring Liquid and Jerry.
Auditioned to be Jerry's stunt double.
Played "Donkey Lips" in the show "Salute Your Shorts."
Was a extra on Hey Dude.
Was one of the Petes on "The Adventures of Pete & Pete."
Burned the cast of "All That" >:(
was stuck in "dads chair" on Round House.
Played the guy who sneaks into Clarissa's room on "Clarissa Explains It All"
Watched enough Clarissa Explains It All to make obscure references to it.
is Furg-wad.
Had a love affair with Mark Summers.
Quote from: trooper715 on June 06, 2009, 12:22:19 AM
Watched enough Clarissa Explains It All to make obscure references to it.
That's not a lie. ::)
was on GUTS, but never made it past the SUPER AGRO CRAG
Got owned on "Nick Arcade"
Was the voice actor for Thundergirl on Action League Now! (God, I miss KaBlam.)
Was Bumblebee at this year's Fanime.
Can't go to sleep without his My Little Pony collection
Enjoys throwing pool parties with his Barbie and Ken dolls.
STOLE MY KEN DOLL!!!!! *shakes fist in air*
Secretly keeps Bratz doll in his pants pocket for good luck.
Won a golden ticket to Willi Wonka's chocolate factory.
hung a yoko body pillow cover on his door, so it looks like she's waiting for him.
Randomly shouts out, "The shower is green" at inappropriate moments.
Quote from: xXunyuuXx on June 07, 2009, 07:20:47 PM
Secretly keeps Bratz doll in his pants pocket for good luck.
That's no Bratz doll... >.>
Loves listening to Celene Dion.
Loves Miss Wrestlemania Santina Marella
Only likes fat guys.
Quote from: sasukeuchiha92 on June 08, 2009, 03:40:55 PM
Loves Miss Wrestlemania Santina Marella
I dunno, if that's her in your avatar...then you'd be wrong. :D
Secretly loves meh! lol
Quote from: Liquid on June 08, 2009, 03:50:55 PM
Only likes fat guys.
Quote from: sasukeuchiha92 on June 08, 2009, 03:40:55 PM
Loves Miss Wrestlemania Santina Marella
I dunno, if that's her in your avatar...then you'd be wrong. :D
Its not her in my avatar
Loves to wear ballerina dresses.
Quote from: sasukeuchiha92 on June 08, 2009, 03:57:33 PM
Secretly loves meh! lol
Quote from: Liquid on June 08, 2009, 03:50:55 PM
Only likes fat guys.
Quote from: sasukeuchiha92 on June 08, 2009, 03:40:55 PM
Loves Miss Wrestlemania Santina Marella
I dunno, if that's her in your avatar...then you'd be wrong. :D
Its not her in my avatar
Oh god...I looked it up. Gross. >:(
He eats records.
Lets me eat his records.
Let's me eat everyone at Fanime's records
Quote from: Liquid on June 08, 2009, 04:06:42 PM
Loves to wear ballerina dresses.
Quote from: sasukeuchiha92 on June 08, 2009, 03:57:33 PM
Secretly loves meh! lol
Quote from: Liquid on June 08, 2009, 03:50:55 PM
Only likes fat guys.
Quote from: sasukeuchiha92 on June 08, 2009, 03:40:55 PM
Loves Miss Wrestlemania Santina Marella
I dunno, if that's her in your avatar...then you'd be wrong. :D
Its not her in my avatar
Oh god...I looked it up. Gross. >:(
Hehe I know right :P
The only person to ever win "The Game".
Is my number one fan since I won "The Game"
Quote from: G.I.R on June 09, 2009, 05:15:44 PM
The only person to ever win "The Game".
Only the Savior of Fanime can play and win "The Game"
Dances with Meat Loaf
Hates Salsbury Steak day.
Shot J.R. (see! His avi is still holding the gun!)
Advertises Shamwow on the Black Market as a great tool for soaking up large pools of blood.
Is "only 14, sickly as sin...."
hates Frank Zappa.
Posts random truths about the poster above him.
Hates cats.
uses a Shamwow as a blanket.
Is taller than Barnes.
Was the cause for Judgement Day
Is the reason we can't find Waldo
Bought me tickets for the "Prog Nation 2009" tour.
Got his name for his love for a variety of animal barns. The E was added for flair.
Was born "Jessica T. Schreoder"
wears elf outfits around the house.
Quote from: Runewitt on June 11, 2009, 10:06:50 PM
wears elf outfits around the house.
Knows what "random lies" means.... XD
won the game
Wants to be the eleventh incarnation of The Doctor.
lives for curry and lager.
Tossed the chicken on the stage at that famous Alice Cooper concert.
Has gone to 11 Yoko Ono concerts.
Did not make me laugh.
Spends most of his day contemplating who made liquid soap and why.
Quote from: Barnes on June 12, 2009, 12:11:49 AM
Did not make me laugh.
;D
Is a hairless dwarf
Is a muppet, which makes me wonder who the puppeteer is...
wishes he was a muppet.
Thought that Jim Henson had soft hands.
Wishes he was me
Wishes his girlfriend was hot like me
His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Thinks the song "Milkshake" is about actual Milkshakes
Is an undercover spy for AX.
Despises Digital Revolution.
Quote from: Liquid on June 12, 2009, 01:22:22 PM
Despises Digital Revolution.
Revival *cough cough*Is currently infected with a virus that I used to hack his computer.
Quote from: Knucker on June 12, 2009, 01:28:53 PM
Quote from: Liquid on June 12, 2009, 01:22:22 PM
Despises Digital Revolution.
Revival *cough cough*
Yeah, I just saw that. ::) I was in a hurry. Trying to work and eat and post at the same time. :D
Is about to get arrested for hacking a federal banking system. :D
Was the baby in "The Hangover"
Was Kira in "Death Note 1, 2, and 3"
Is actually Winona Ryder.
Is really Christian Slater
XD
His father was one of the Blues Brothers.
Wanted to join the Blues Brothers.
Quote from: DentyneIce408 on June 12, 2009, 09:08:15 PM
Wanted to join the Blues Brothers.
Wanted to join the Jonas Brothers.
Was one of the Hansen brothers.
is Tito.
Is Ike Turner.
Is Ike Eisenhower
Is an Ice Cream Man, stop him when he's passing by. ;D
Is Grace Jones!
wants to take legolas to the candy shop, and lit him lick the lolipop.
Passed out in Elvis' bedroom on the Graceland tour
Is a scruffy looking nurf herder.
Was arrested by homeland security when he said his new luggage was "da bomb".
Quote from: Liquid on June 15, 2009, 10:18:28 AM
Is a scruffy looking nurf herder.
WHO'S SCRUFFY LOOKING????
is allergic to the color red.
likes to eat children
Wants to eat children.
Is a child in a vat of chinese food to be served with green tea.
enjoys "soylent" green tea
The above person never confessed to being a child molestor on Stage Zero at Fanime '09.
(FYI: I really need to upload that video to the internet, even though it is a terrible cellphone quality video. <.<)
is the official Jesus of Fanime.
Is the official Judas of Fanime.
Is the Official Xenu of Fanime.
Is trying to kill Frank Zappa in the music thread.
killed Billy Mays with a SlapChop
^Cleaned up the crime scene with a Shamwow.^
^Moonwalked on the shiny clean floor afterwards.^
^ is "Quoted for Truth"^
Wait ... now I'm confused. ???
Is a tape player.
^Was the Video that Killed the Radio Star.
^Was the weakest link on Surviver^
^ The first and only mob member to dropout in the beginning of the game in 1 vs 100.
^ Told the Banker He Doesn't make deals.^
^Got fired by Trump^
was the first apprentice.
Stole My Hot Pockets >:O
wouldn't leggo my eggo/
Busted a hole in my roof.
Laid a finger on my Butterfinger.
Can't believe its not butter.
Wouldn't lego my eggo.
Didn't get any Twix. Two for me, none for you. :P
Has the drill that will drill to the heavens.
^Is from the government and thinks everyone should trust him^
can see Russia from his back yard.
^Ran an investment company and "Madoff" with a lot of money^
Thinks that Apple Jacks taste like apples.
XD
Can't see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Would eliminate Azumanga Daioh for a Klondike Bar.
Goes coo coo for Coco Puffs.
is secretly in love with Tony the Tiger [from Frosted Flakes]
Theyre GRRRRRREAT!
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Turns Trix for the Rabbit.
Wants his Honey Combs.
Has GOTTA have his Pops! (Pops being slang for old men.)
Thinks that any brand of cereal IS NOT a part of a balanced breakfast
Thinks that cereal is a part of a balanced breakfast if you balance a bowl of cereal on one side of the scale and then if you perfectly balance a glass of OJ and some toast on the other side.
thinks a ballanced breakfast required a pommel horse.
Thinks a pommel horse is a horse that you are allowed to beat to death.
likes to beat a dead horse.
Is a horse from a hentai.
was in the hentai... but wasnt a horse.
Once starred in a Donkey Show.
Donkied a star in a show once (I'm losing it here)
Is Samurai Goroh
Is Yoko
Is Gendo!
*Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap*
Was Goku in DragonBall: Evolution!
Wishes he had dragonballs.
Reads controversal topics before replying.
has a gun
Hates Bleach
Loves Dragonball Evolution
is Canadian
Is trying to apply to be a maid in next year's Maid Cafe.
is an otaku.
sleeps with crocodiles.
Isn't an Otaku.
was born in a test tube from a recent Genome project.
Takes daily doses of human growth hormone.
Is the "Third Child"
Plans to cosplay as Admiral Akbar next year and follow around the questionable females and scream "It's a trap!!!!"
Got banned from Fanime 2009~ :X
Is cosplaying Nia
this was your first time at Fanime @ 2009
does a sexy cosplay webcam show on youtube. ;)
@Jerry: lol~ xD
Hates Rockstar with a passion~! vomits upon smelling it! xD
Well the first thing She does at work is...
Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
Her own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote Synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)...
House is NOT haunted.
Plays as an Elite because Spartans are too normal.
Is on a boat.
Missed me.
Has been going to conventions for five years.
is the Vroom Vroom party starta!
Is more than meets the eye.
Is a mother Lover.
Is taller than me. XD
Very very new to the forums
Like dancing in front of windows in hotel rooms.
Quote from: Jerry on August 05, 2009, 12:28:19 PM
Like dancing in front of windows in hotel rooms.
pfff.. I do like to do that at the Westin Bonaventure here in downtown LA..since the windows cover the entire outter wall of the room. xDDDD
And now to actually do a part of the game... Lied about me! >:3
never wants to live in san jose. ever. period. :P
likes when people put ice down the back of his shirt.
Would like to be that piece of ice down Jerry's shirt.
hates it when girls start randomly making out in front of him.
Loves wearing pink socks and skirts.
Slept with Steven Tyler from Aerosmith.
(gimme a break, I'm watching tv. XD)
has a perscirption from Dr McNinja
Just won the world record for eating the most onigiri in 2 minutes.
Wears pink tights while fighting crimes and saving the universe from evil beings. :D
Is a member of Dragonforce.
Likes to dance naked in the moonlight.
Wanted to dance on White Snakes car.
Hates Naruto.
Prefers to crossplay.
is ticklish EVERYWHERE
Hates these silly forum games.
Quote from: michiko nakano on August 18, 2009, 12:55:40 PM
is ticklish EVERYWHERE
lol, you fail because I actually am. :D
dang it!
is allergic to strawberries!!
Has a pet pigeon.
Is a pigeon.
eats pidgeons
Is a GoodFeather
used to take foxtrot lessons
Wears strawberry pantsu :D
^_^;;
Doesn't wear pantsu.
!!! *blushes*
Isn't easily embarassed.
Gets a nosebleed whenever pantsu is mentioned.
Loves how cute he looks wearing a dress.
Is jealous of my dress and wants to steal it for himself.
is secure about his sexuality
Is sexual about her security.
can't turn left
Has offended me greatly by her last reply. >:(
Wants to change his name to Solid.
Is changing his forum name to Trident.
dropped his phone on concrete twice today.
Went to India last week.
eats napkins
Wants to be Vensy's napkin.
Doesn't lol at his previous comments
Got abducted by aliens last night. =O
Likes to Probe people. :o
Is walking funny after going to the City last night.
wishes he was an official bishounen
Wants to be a rocket scientist when she grows up.
Is an expert on planning pantsu raids :D
has a shirt that says "DOWN WITH THE PANTSU!" with a picture of domo pulling down the Coppertone girl's bathing suit bottoms.
Cried me a river.
Led a horse to water....and then made it drink.
just lost the game
Won the game and the prize was a coupon for one free play of the game.
couln't spell "nosferatu" before he read this
That guy that you like at the party is really your cousin, and that party you went to was actually your Family Reunion.
your milk just turned
Thought Zelda was a dumb game.
Helped Lee Harvey Oswald kill JFK.
eats cranberry sauce for lunch every day
is cranberry sauce at Thanks giving.
Invited us for Thanks Giving.
has posters of marth above his bed
has mirrors above her bed.
has a life sized photo of Steve and Ewu over his bed
Has a cardboard cutout of Jerry that he sleeps with.
Eats meow mix for breakfast
Was raised on cat meat.
Eats hair balls.
uses a litter box
Chases his own tail.
lost his in a gang fight
Joined the Mafia.
is bald
Joined a nudist colony.
Is a infamous exhibitionist at Fanime.
was seen dancing infront of their hotel window with just a towel on their head.
was videotaping
has a +5 Sexterity vest
Barely has anything related to anime in his room, just one chibi figurine.
Is the chibi figurine posing.
Prefers dating traps.
wishes he was a trap
^ The one who set the traps.
wears thongs
doesn't realize that IT'S A TRAP!!!
Was the one that disconnected my internet last month >:(
eats chille every meal, every day
Is named Chille.
Made a chair out of beer cans.
Made a beer can out of chairs.
Started the "Chair!" chant years ago at Fanime.
Likes the 3D hentai they showed this past fanime.
is way too short to sit in such a chair. He's only 12 inches tall. ???
just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance.
has a thing for Erin the E-surance girl. ;)
carries a dictionary wherever he goes
is turned on by proper grammar ;)
Watches his tenants sleep at night.
is a yaoi star
Is a yuri star
Is a SUPPA STAR!
Is a bounty hunter
hates video games depicting thousands of asians fighting each other.
Would rather go watch political debates than go on a date. xD
Dislikes Green Day.
is a gun
Transforms into a big gun for Yoko to use.
Eats raw potatoes every morning.
has magical hair and never needs to use wigs ;D
Is transforming into a zombie!
has rabies.
Is really Bryan Adams
Is secretly Billy Idol
Spies on people in the restroom. o.O
Is spied on in the restroom.
is hiding in the same restroom [ in a card board box ]
Informed me about someone in the restroom :D
Wishes he had my stealth camo.
wishes he had my stealth camo that i stole from him
Is best friends with Light Yagami.
is Kira
The creator of the Death Note.
Is cosplaying as Misa next year.
Will cosplay as Naomi Misora next year
Has the hots for Runewitt.
Has never played any of the Metal Gear Soild games
Hates miniature golf.
flossed twice this morning
Thinks Carrot Top is hot.
Thinks that the top of a carrot is hot.
Wants to beat up Bob Barker
Thinks that Bob Barker is his father.
Considers Dragonball Evolution to be the greatest movie ever made.
Wants to cosplay as Bulma.
Is such a fool for you
Is such a tool.
drives a gremlin
is a gremlin
hates brownies
Is allergic to nice things.
Hates booze.
Hates people who hate booze.
Is living the life on Grand Theft Auto
Isn't an actor....but he plays one on TV.
Is really Tom Selleck XD
Is married to Yoko
Is Yoko (Ono) :D
Is a bear in a man costume
Kicked a door open today
Has lived in Las Vegas.
Went with me to Las Vegas Labor Day weekend.
Beat Justin Wong at EVO this year.
Is actually the key to the earth's destruction
is the one true Guitar Hero
Is Chris Rock
Is Mr Rick James.
Played as Patrick Swayze's stunt double in Point Break.
Killed Patrick Swayze >:(
Framed me for Patrick Swayze's death.
Went hunting with Dick Chenney and came back with one arm.
doesn't know who patrick swayze was
Is Patrick Swayze's daughter.
directed Ghost.
Was an extra for Dirty Dancing
wishes he could dirty dance
Dirty Dances for a living.
Dirty Dances as a Ghost in a Road House
Is The Beast from The Outsiders named Donnie Darco that drives me to Point Break.
..................Is TRULY the key to the earth's destruction
Doesn't believe that Santa can shoot pumpkins from his orange beard
Is my driving teacher.
Quote from: Liquid on September 18, 2009, 11:59:07 AM
Is The Beast from The Outsiders named Donnie Darco that drives me to Point Break.
Touche.
Is the car that I drive
wants to give me a ride.
in his car.
Is the engine that drives my soul
Thinks he's an Autobot in need of a soul.
Is my therapist
needs a therapist
Wants to be a therapist to help sasukeuchiha92!
wants michiko nakano to be my therapist
Would be happy to pay someone to say: "Hmmmm...", "yeah?", and "How does that make you feel?".
Is Snake Plissken!
Is actually chewing gum in disguise.
Discovered a new kind of food called Poppers. (Futurama)
Loves the taste of crunchy alien babies.
Dips tasty alien babies in hot sauce then eats them
Has no clue who that picture is of in his avatar.
Thinks he can see why kids love Cinnimon Toast Crunch
Is highly flammable
Is a well known arsonist.
is flamin'
Is smokin!
Quote from: Liquid on September 22, 2009, 10:42:39 AM
Is smokin!
aww... :-[ at first i was like yay!! but then i realized this is the "random lies" thread... sad panda...
is a host body for a demon!
Is a parasidic organism bent on world destruction.
Quote from: michiko nakano on September 22, 2009, 01:16:13 PM
Quote from: Liquid on September 22, 2009, 10:42:39 AM
Is smokin!
aww... :-[ at first i was like yay!! but then i realized this is the "random lies" thread... sad panda...
Err, oops! I didn't mean to do that. :-X Well, you are smokin in the actual term....but for the thread let's just say I meant it in the smoke term.
Quote from: Liquid on September 22, 2009, 01:19:24 PM
Is a parasidic organism bent on world destruction.
Quote from: michiko nakano on September 22, 2009, 01:16:13 PM
Quote from: Liquid on September 22, 2009, 10:42:39 AM
Is smokin!
aww... :-[ at first i was like yay!! but then i realized this is the "random lies" thread... sad panda...
Err, oops! I didn't mean to do that. :-X Well, you are smokin in the actual term....but for the thread let's just say I meant it in the smoke term.
Didn't just make my day ;D ;D ;D
Hates to receive compliments.
hates hot chocolate
Prefers to eat while hanging upside down.
is part Lithuanian
Is not a legal citizen of the United States of America.
speaks fluent french
Knows how to build a rocket ship.
knows how to perform brain surgery
Has had open heart surgery.
pronounces "wolf" without the "l" sound.
Prefers her waffles without squares on them.
knows how to make grapes explode in the microwave
Thinks a good source of iron in her diet....is to eat straight iron.
can't list the three types of monosaccharides off the top of his head.
Prefers to cosplay characters from popular Hentai.
stalks bishounen and is going to yaoicon
Wishes there was a Yuricon.
Has naturally red hair.
didn't have chinese food for lunch.
Is training for the olympics.
was in 'nam
Was a prisoner of war.
is a prisoner of love
Is in love with a stripper.
strips
Is Supaman High.
Likes men.
Afraid of water.
has blue hair
Likes women.
Likes The Jonas
Owns a Backstreet Boys poster.
Has Jonas posters all over the wall
Has a "I love Miley Cyrus" tattooed in her back.
Got drunk one night and woke up with a butterfly tattoo on his lower back.
Has a pic of The Hanson under his pillow.
Is one of the Hanson brothers.
Was with N'SYNC for a while but got kicked out due to heavy drinking.
Was secretly hiding in the closet with R. Kelly during his entire song.
Is R. Kelly's hero.
saw twilight. and liked it.
Quote from: michiko nakano on September 23, 2009, 06:25:52 PM
saw twilight. and liked it.
:o
That was uncalled for :'(
Was the girl in the Twilight Movie who got eaten.
Is a hollow pretending to be a human.
has over 9,000 posts!
Only runs with scissors in hand.
Reads Yaoi before going to bed.
Has a poster of Naruto and Sasuke Yaoi on his ceiling.
Looks at Yaoi at work.
Has a crush on Neil Patrick Harris.
Has a crush on Jabba the Hut.
Jabba the Hut rolled over in bed last night and had a "crush" on you.
Has horrible puns.
You know damn well my puns pwn. :D
Sometimes :D
Has been abducted by man eating cows from space.
Is having a "love and hate," relationship with Liquid.
Wants to join me and Liquid in it.
Totally asked that girl out today.
Is a pig.
totally asked liquid out today.
Asked out Richard Simmons
got rejected by Richard Simmons
Killed my fishes
Likes his fishes because they are so delicious.
eats fish raw like gollum
Eats humans raw, like a ghoul.
has a foot fetish
Has hit a man for not opening the door for her.
Has opened a door for a girl, just to slam it in her face.
Went to prom with triplets.
Goes out too much.
has a beautiful girlfriend
Was an extra in Dirty Dancing.
Was the inspiration for Dirty Dancing
Was part of the editing team that censored my real life Dirty Dancing story.
Was edited as a tree in the movie Twighlight
Spelled Twilight correctly
Uses too much fancy words that confuse my head.
Hates ice cream with a passion.
To Shinigami, since I typed it already...
*too many.
By the way, did you mean for that to be a lie? This is the random lies thread and all...
To Liquid: Is really ninety two years old and lives in France.
It doesn't hurt my head, it annoys me. That's the lie.
moving on now.
Is not Japanese.
Is an illegal alien.
You're lucky that that really IS a lie. :D :D
Is from Australia
Loves pickled pigs feet.
Quote from: DarkShinigamiX3 on September 24, 2009, 03:25:35 PM
You're lucky that that really IS a lie. :D :D
No, YOU'RE lucky. :D
Finally you're puns are working :D
Is naked right now.
Knew exactly how I was dressed at this very moment.
Cosplayed with his boss.
Loves Enrique Inglesias.
Loves Ricky Martin
Thinks Megan Fox looks like a guy.
took megan fox's first kiss
Made one of the Jonas brothers remove their promise ring for one night.
Made one of the Hanson brothers remove their promise ring for one night as well.
Made Ellen turn gay.
Is the reason Boy George dresses the way he did in that Music Video.
Gets turned on by a hairy ass.
Likes watching Crayon Shin-chan's butt at work.
Stuffed animals are his best friends.
Is a Baby Snake :D
Started a book store with his friend Noble.
dreams in black and white
She dreams in digital.
he dreams in huge countable pixels!
She had a dream about you. Yes, I said you! But, then she finally woke up from that nightmare.
wouldn't that fit better into the insults thread?
anyways, liquid has an anemone fetish.
(It would have been better if someone else responded.....but yeah...you're right.)
Hates strawberries.
hates me... T__T
Is 100% correct. ;D
Is destruction and hate incarnate
Was born a female.
Is on birth control
i actually half tarantula
played Kochanski on Red Dwarf.
Has contracted the Phazon Madness!
can use Zaiphon.
Loves the TV show: Purple Hobbit.
has a hobbit fetish. Hairy feet... folded ears... small as a child... oooohhhh yyyeaaaahhh
has an orc fetish
Has a fetish for old ladies.
Quote from: michiko nakano on September 27, 2009, 08:03:51 PM
has a hobbit fetish. Hairy feet... folded ears... small as a child... oooohhhh yyyeaaaahhh
Knows exactly why I think she's hot. :D
is that a random lie?
isnt confusing me
Totally knows whats going on woo hoo
Has a teletubby as an avatar.
Quote from: michiko nakano on September 28, 2009, 07:26:24 PM
is that a random lie?
Depends. How folded are your ears and how hairy are your feet?
AAAUUUURRRRGGGG IT'S NOT A F**KING TELETUBBY!!! APOLOGIZE TO RUBYMOONIII RIGHT THIS MINUTE OR SO HELP ME, I WILL SKIN YOU WITH A CHEESE GRATER AND BURN ALL YOUR KIDNEYS!!!!!!!!!!
^that is not a lie!
liquid has not spoken out of place.
^that is!
I apologize, because I'm allergic to cheese graters. :)
Quote from: michiko nakano on September 29, 2009, 01:28:46 PM
AAAUUUURRRRGGGG IT'S NOT A F**KING TELETUBBY!!! APOLOGIZE TO RUBYMOONIII RIGHT THIS MINUTE OR SO HELP ME, I WILL SKIN YOU WITH A CHEESE GRATER AND BURN ALL YOUR KIDNEYS!!!!!!!!!!
^that is not a lie!
liquid has not spoken out of place.
^that is!
Wait, is saying it isn't a lie, a lie? I'm so confused. >.< Plus, why do I have to apologize for a random lie? :-X
oh. i didn't realize it was a lie. just so you know that it's from a video game i guess it's okay...
^not a lie
liquid is not on his lunch break!
Hates trail mix.
(That video game where you roll stuff and things, right? I've not played it, but it looks hella fun.)
^yeah and i forget the website, but a bunch of guys larped? that game and were rolling an exercise ball around town with stuff attached to it... and they had the costume and everything... they also did paperboy and tetris. it's glorious.
liquid is on another lunch break!
Thinks your sister is hot.
^hey, ya never know.
Isn't at work?
Isn't at home?
is getting skinned alive with a cheese grater and likes it
Is the person skinning him.
Is the person who hired her.
Eats the product it produces.
Eats more then Britney Spears in a buffet.
Wants to bone Cher.
already boned cher and Boy George
can bone
Is Misa Amane.
Reminds me of a young Richard Gere.
Has seen me naked.
Is a clean Spaniard.
has red converse
Cannot stand on her tippy toes.
Sits on the park bench and eyes little girls with bad intents. XD
Snot running down his nose, greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes. :D
daydreams about solid snakes :P
Doesn't wanna be a princess.
Has make-up right now.
Wears stockings.
wears three stockings.
lol.
Wishes that she couldn't see me wear three stockings.
owned.
Is the chick from that Warrant video :D
Is the chick from Felicity. :D
wears a lacey corset and panties
Is smelling my gym sock.
Is Phil Colins
QuoteSnot running down his nose, greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes. Cheesy
Nice! ;D
has Yoko's wardrobe in his closet
Owns a red body suit.
Has a mohawk
Braids his hair.
Has my name tattooed on his chest
Has a butterfly tattoo on his lower back.
Is Quagmire's son
Was the cheerleader tied up in the bathroom that Quagmire found.
Quote from: Liquid on October 05, 2009, 10:20:28 AM
Was the cheerleader tied up in the bathroom that Quagmire found.
[/quote
:D Nice.
Was the pie in American Pie
Is Stifler.
Feeds me.
Is named Seymour.
Last name Butts
First name Ivana.
Middle name Alatava
Lastname Fahrvergnügen.
Owns a place called "Liquid's Tavern" XD
Owns a place called "Barnes' Barns and Farm Supplies" :D
Lives in a box.
Owns a gum company named after him.
IS actually solid snake
Cleans her room by rolling everything in a ball.
Has no room.
Shares a room with his parents.
Is Eddy from Iron Maiden
Is the grandson of Mickey Mantle.
Did not change his avatar. XD
Is not quick at noticing changes. ::)
Sleeps and drinks too much
Quote from: Liquid on October 07, 2009, 11:27:19 AM
Shares a room with his parents.
That's actually a fact. :D I refuse to sleep with my bro instead.>.>
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Is not pretty
is allowed to say that
eats too much.
talk to his food
Is a witch. (She turned me into a newt.)
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
(I got better.)
Is a magical newt that gives people corrupted wishes!
Is replying to the corrupted wish thread so that I can corrupt more wishes.
Is smelling his grandmas feet.
Is a spokesman for Depends.
has never heard of Monty Python
Knows the location of the Holy Grail.
Smells of elderberries.
Cheated in school using my answers.
Caused me to fail school because I copied off of him.
Wanted to buy my answer sheet.
Wants my body.
would know just what to do with it... ooohhhh yeaaaahhhhh *images of dentyne and liquid in my head*
Doesn't think about me and Dentyne doing bad stuff. (eeewww)
Valley Girl, he's a Valley Girl! ;D
Is a Barbi girl.
isn't!
:3 *acts really really really cute* ^__^
^can't take a joke
Quote from: michiko nakano on October 09, 2009, 01:03:08 PM
:3 *acts really really really cute* ^__^
^can't take a joke
Wait, which one was the lie? I'll just assume both. :D
wait, you think I can't act cute? I beg to differ. No! Screw that! I DIFFER.
random lie about the person above me: he plays sims so he can decorate houses.
Differs, but won't beg to.
does not need to know that I never have to beg for anything. ever.
Isn't spoiled. lol
^I'm the opposite of spoiled. What I meant was I find ways to get stuff. Usually with brute force or persuasion. I'm definitely not spoiled though.
random lie about liquid: didn't eat mcdonalds for lunch!
Is in the middle of eating a massive lunch feast.
is sharing with me :(
Wants some chicken nuggets.
didn't just lie :D
Thinks I'm a liar.
doesn't cheer me up every day when i'm on the forums :)
Hates these forums, with a passion. :D
is not passionate
Wants to be with a hairy lesbian.
wants to watch
Likes ketchup on her waffles.
dressed as a maid and brought me lunch at work today.
Thought I was the hottest maid he'd ever seen.
Is Alice form "Super Jail"
Is Faye from Bebop.
Is actually Man-Faye *rimshot*
Is a hair on Man-Faye's ass. *booyah!*
only knows that because of the intimate things he has done with man faye
Owns a pet spider.
Became the leader of the Vampaneze.
is a dampiel
Is a highlander.
watch out. I actually know the highland fling. that's not a lie.
this is! liquid wore a thong to work yesterday. that's why he was smiling so big.
Is in conflict with the Clan Fraser.
dentyyyyyne!! Hiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm glad i got to post with you before i signed off!
lmao....shes lying.
Is also known as The Kurgan.
Is my mortal enemy.
Has just won The Prize.
Waddles like a duck.
Eats dog food.
Is drunk right now.
Won the 1988 Grammy for best metal act
Prefers Country music to any other kind of music out there.
is in a Kiss cover band.
Is a super secret stunt double for Jackie Chan.
Is Karate kid.
Swept my leg.
Used to be a professional boxer.
Wants to fight in the UFC.
hasn't eaten junk food in the past week!
Hates Fanime.
Loves mushy shojo manga more then anything else in the world.
Is the reason I was not online yesterday. >:(
Despises people who use the word ditto.
hates posting with me
Can see sounds and hear colors
can drink a gallon of milk in two minutes
Likes to eat Ceez-Its with their toes.
Is the god of Chaos
Is the goddess of chaos :D
Is afraid to step in the house.
Is afraid of kittens.
Was not invited in the house.
has pink eye
looks like ne-yo without the hat
Hated Final Fantasy VIII.
Forced his way inside the house and bled to death. (My lies came from a movie.)
is short
Plays in the WNBA.
Knows the rules of Vampires.
is a psy-vamp
which would explain why he can sleep in wierd hours
Invited Dentyne into her house.
is not lying
Is not lying about me lying.
does not use superfluous verb phrases
Does not know what superfluous means.
has a cardboard cutout of D in his closet
plays omgpop with her dad
Hates rap music.
liked the berserk anime over the manga
reads princess tutu
Doesn't know what to do with all of her free time.
Shouts, "Show me the money!" At his work.
is a stripper in the evening
Is Dentyne's best customer.
Is the special guest for tonight.
Does this one trick....with a ping pong ball....
went home to practice it
Dentyne is her pimp.
Wants to join in my soul train.
Is an engineer on a soul train.
Is really a 10 year old girl.
is attracted to that
Thinks Darkshinigami has the hots for me.
Quote from: Liquid on October 13, 2009, 12:11:13 PM
Thinks Darkshinigami has the hots for me.
wrong thread
One of her legs is shorter than the other and both of her feets too long
Intimately plays with his instrument from band camp.
Has no head
Is Canadian.
Has never kissed a girl.
is a good kisser
Has crooked teeth.
is white
dumped her man for me.
Is a Wall Street guy that got a lot of money from the bailouts
Quote from: DentyneIce408 on October 13, 2009, 12:21:39 PM
Intimately plays with his instrument from band camp.
But I never went to band camp XD
Never went to camp, so instead played with his instrument at home. <.<
Knows how to play a Bagpipe
Knows Kung Fu.
Slept in a bus last night on his way to Kansas.
missed me dearly this past weekend
Dreams of eating carrots every night.
Licks door knobs when no one is looking
Is actually bald.
has no mustach.
Hates animals.
Is Manbearpig.
Is a Jackovosaur.
Is Chuck Norris
Is Mr. Slave.
Is Scuzzlebutt.
is on fiyah
Is ice cold.
Dated a mermaid for about a month.
Went one a blind date with a mute once, but he never called. :-\
was playing Halo instead of calling.
Plays "Halo" solo, instead of polo. *Eats some Rolos*
Plays with his toe nails and eats them.
Likes to choke chickens.
Likes to spank the monkey.
Lies in the lie thread.
Likes to look at my long hair.
Eats peppers every mourning in their milk.
Thinks that cat meat tastes like chicken.
Is a completely normal person.
Thinks that normal people are the most awesomest people in the universe.
Lives in a tent on someones roof.
Lives on the roof of someones tent.
Hates that his tent is squashed by someone living on it.
Enjoys squashing helpless people in tents.
Hates heights, but loves sky diving.
Named herself Nightroad because Daypath was taken.
Has a fetish for hot women with doll fetishes.
Secretly has a doll fetish.
Secretly has a fetish for anyone who has a fetish.
Runs a store for people with fetishes and is trying to advirtise it here.
Is one of my best customers.
Really loves kicking small animals
Likes to watch and laugh.
Then eats the small animals raw.
Likes to eat worms with vinegar and ketchup.
Keeps a bat and grinder in his pocket.
Once got turned into a newt, but promptly got better.
Loves dancing through hallways.
Once purchased a deceased parrot from a local pet shop.
Can't swim.
Sold the dead parrot to a blind kid.
Is the blind kid who bought the parrot.
Spent the money on cheap booze.
Shared the cheap booze with me.
Got really trashed.
Is the talking bottle convincing people to drink.
Has never smoked or had alcohol.
Has no heart
Goes to AA meetings.
Wears women's shoes.
Wants to be a rodeo clown.
is a clown at childrens' parties on the weekends. creeper!!
The kids expected an awesome magician, but you came out introducing yourself as a Math Magician. The kids were not amused. The 16 year old cried because their sweet 16 birthday was ruined.
well geez, I didn't know you were turning sixteen or I would have said I was the Computer Magician...
Not only will I never forgive you, but I want my money back.
I spent it. On your dad.
Is really a man wearing a wig.
is the wig.
Sleeps with a blanket made of wigs.
has seven wigs
Is a world famous golf champion.
Is a world famous hot dog eating champion.
Is the world's lazyest rooster on earth.
Dreams of fish every night.
Leave life bleeding in my hands again.
Has the Zero Fragment
Belongs to the Blade Factions.
ditto!
Sells sea shells by the sea shore.
sells burgers at PETA conventions.
Sells PETA spokesgirls at Burger conventions.
Sells cadavers to feed his figurine addiction.
Owns a collection of Strawberry Shortcake dolls.
Owns a collection of Cabbage Patch Kids dolls.
Owns a collection of Barbie dolls.
Quote from: SimaSeph on October 30, 2009, 02:19:18 PM
Owns a collection of Cabbage Patch Kids dolls.
Those dolls creep me out. (o_O)
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Behold! The horror!
Owns a collection of My Little Ponies dolls.
:( You just had to post a picture.
Secretly owns a collection of peoples worst nightmares.
Quote from: DentyneIce408 on October 30, 2009, 03:06:23 PM
Secretly owns a collection of peoples worst nightmares.
^ Is not a lie. :)
Can read Hexadecimal.
Knows how to communicate with sign language.
has many clones
Is Dolly the Sheep
Is Lamb Chop.
Is the biggest Lamb Chop fan.
Tastes best when roasted and served with potatoes.
Loves human flesh and is a zombie.
Hates Hellsing.
Enjoys watching Desperate Housewives.
Watchs soap operas every chance he gets.
Thought Trinity Blood was the worst anime ever.
Has never played a single video game or computer game in his life.
Went to Yaoi con for the girl on girl action.
Came with me.
Once stabbed a Carebear with a spork.
Was that Carebear that was stabbed and has since been reincarnated.
Smells like garbage.
Nose grows when he tells the truth. XD
Once killed a man's family over spilt milk.
Owns a cat that can disappear.
Wishes they knew how to ice skate.
rollerblades to work every day.
jumped onto a moving train for mangas
is actually related to the artist who originally drew up Rock Lee
Isn't really named Matt.
Isn't really a man.
Doesn't really like girls.
likes blondes (i hope...)
Room is full of Strike Witches wallscrolls
Likes to put a dead fly on his soup on restaraunts hoping he can eat for free.
Is my doctor.
Plays doctor with DarkShinigamiX3.
Is the guy I saw dancing today
Is frightened of the sun
isn't comfortable tanning for long periods of time. most nerds aren't.
Lives in a tree
is an albino
has naturally blue hair
Is my sister who has a Oniisan complex.
is my son who has a sunglasses collection.
has a blue mohawk
lol! likes blue mohawks.
Is the voice of Lisa Simpson.
Is the voice of Eric Cartman.
Calms down the instant they think about fish.
Is under four feet tall.
Is a moogle that's allergic to cakes.
Refuses to believe that the cake is a lie.
lives in a pineapple under the sea :D
Runs a famous flea racing ring in france.
jizzed in his pants
also jizzed in nightroad's pants
has to wash the pants.
Also has to wash the pants
broke my favorite pool cue.
Dyed his hair silver.
has horns comeing out of his head, a red mustache, and calls himself Albert.
her real name is Craig Christ.
He loves romanic vampire movies.
knows that i'm really really looking forward to Twilight.
(in truth i fear it, though expect a better work schedule because of it.)
is a vampire.
cant handle cake.
Is blind
stole my glasses
Stole my glasses first
wears tinted contacts.
Broke my sprinkler
is my sprinkler
is my second cousin twice removed.
refuses to change her avatar
Is stalking Kristen Stewart.
Is really the Anti-Christ. <_<
Hates cake.
Hates Hellsing
Hates fourm games.
lives in san jose.
Lives in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Lives in Fresno, California
doesn't.
Likes to jump in a pool full of whip cream.
is the one hired to fill a pool with whip cream.
pays people to take photos of the cream-jumping.
is the photographer.
Is the one romping around in the pool.
Loves eating everything in site.
Eats like a pig
Ate the pig
is a pig
Provided the pig.
Raised the pig from birth, thinking it was a kitten.
Went out to take revenge for the pig... ninja style!
Foolishly tried to stop me.
rode away on another pig.
Said that a black man wouldn't be President until pigs learned to fly.....then earlier in the year, Swine Flu. <.<;
Is the secret Master of Puns
knows that that joke's been going around since the outbreak in mexico
Has never heard of DeathNote
Killed L.
Swam to France last week.
*SPELLING EDIT*
Travels the ACTUAL Night Road only in the daytime, thereby negating the existence of the Night Road altogether, which eliminates the reason for his name which would cause a rift in space and time, as he would have to chose another name which could also possibly create an alternate universe where Anime is the dominant medium of entertainment for the entire world, mankind's future would be ensured by the elimination of all major monotheistic belief systems, Joaquin Phoenix actually TALKS to David Letterman,evolution would leap forward in the advancement of the human mind, resulting in the creation of new technologies combined with magical properties causing us to be the most advance civilization in the universe, garnering the attention of other extra terrestrial life forms, creating a potential conflict with other life upon our creation of transportation devices that can send us across the multiverse as well as in the past, so we can finally-
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*WHAT A HORRIBLE *
*NIGHT FOR A *
*CURSE... *
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Oh crap...no whip. ::Killed::
Has perfect grammar and is completely sane. :)
Is a constant backstabber
Is a constant backstabber too
Is a stab backer
is smiling in your face, all the time he wants to take your place
Caused the Eggo frozen waffle shortage.
messed with the guy i work with that nobody likes
Stole my dvds
Stole my internet connection. >:(
Stole my last Twinkie.
Killed Kamina.
Quote from: AbsolutelyCursed on November 20, 2009, 11:24:21 PM
Caused the Eggo frozen waffle shortage.
there's an Eggo frozen waffle shortage?!
X_x
is fighting the battle on behalf of all pancakes.
Likes to start food fights.
invented food fights
She dug her keys into the side of my suit-up 4 wheel drive and carved her name into my leather seats.
Is a pyromaniac.
Is not cursed.
Is actually liquid
Is Jerry.
Is Jack (mascot for Jack In The Box).
is also jerry
Dreams of Donny Osmond.
Wishes he was Marie Osmond.
Is a clone of Marie Osmond.
is crazy, not just unwell.
Wants to change their name to "Akwjegnf MKELAD"
was Dennis from the Spongebob movie
Has a real life green jumpsuit for when he wants to cosplay his favorite Naruto character, Rock Lee.
wants to cosplay as naruto's female form. complete with mist.
Loves to crossplay.
Is his crossplaying buddy!
Loves to Criss Crossplay.
Loves to criss crossplay as a criss crossplayer.
Wants to start an anime convention in South Africa
Likes to wear Gothic Lolita clothing.
wants to make crossplaying a sport
Is a professional goat trainer.
is a camel jockey.
Wut? its a real sport.
Is the camel not the jockey.
Owns a ninja circus
Is the star ninja in my circus.
Is a whale.
Is a special type of herb. ;D
actually chews Orbit gum,
"For A Good Clean Feeling, No Matter Whatâ„¢"
wishes he was the star ninja in DentyneIce408's ninja circus
Ate the last cookie. >:(
Unknowingly gave the cookie.
Made the cookie with a "special" ingredient.
Is the special ingredient for my cookie.
is cookie monster's dealer.
Met the cookie monster while both where in rehab.
Is my health teacher.
is genius baby. His rival is Stewie Griffin.
Enjoys spanking Stewie Griffin.
Enjoys eating dog food.
is a dog
Secretly went to Yaoi Con to get over the fear of bishies in high heels and fish net stockings... :P
is a cooked fish.
is a live fish. Watch out for teh Gollum!
Made love to a zombie.
wished he could have watched
Started a new online dating site : "e-zombie" :-X
is a member of eZombie<3
Got banned from eZombie for being too vicious with the male members.
yeah. keep the fetishes under control, jerry!
^treats zombies humanely!!
Wants to create a new magazine featuring zombie centerfolds.
would buy a subscription. zombies are much better models than humans because they don't feel used.
wants to cuddle with a zombie all night long ;)
wants to cuddle with a zombie....in vegas. :o
Is looking for the Zombie burlesque show while in vegas...wait that may be the truth :-*
Got married to Johnny Dingle the zombie last night while buzzed in Vegas.
(Johnny Dingle is the guy from "My Boyfriends Back.")
Realized he was ONLY buzzed when he married Johnny Dingle and is now seeking an zombie annulment!
is a licensed zombie annulment specialist. ;)
Doesn't believe in zombie annulments
Shot his eye out with a Red Ryder rifle*
(I still don't remember the full name of it. XD )
gave me the Red Ryder rifle
Loves black licorice.
has shag carpet in his home.
Definitely a 70 year old pervert.
Likes old perverts.
Is into necrophilia.....enough said.. :o
is actually a hot undead vampire.
Is a big, juicy, steak.
has a big, juicy, c--- cat.
Has triskaidekaphobia.
is actually cursed.
stole my Rockstar
is a rockstar
is a groupie of that rockstar
actually knows the groupie.
sold the groupie a scalped ticket.
actually likes red licorice
likes to eat bugs like Bear Grylls
Is Richard Simmons.
Was in one of richard simmons infomercial...I am a pony!!!
is the special pre-order My Little Pony
wants to ride a my little pony.
wants to ride my big stallion
wishes he is a big stallion... :D
Has not been able to break the big stallion
Quote from: caskaslyrk on December 28, 2009, 09:03:35 PM
wishes he is a big stallion... :D
uhhhhhhh... I am a female. I guess I look pretty masculine in the face though, yes? haha
AbsolutelyCursed had his big stallion broken... so much pain...
has hit on me using her strange binary speak.
01001101 01001101 to you too <3
:P
Jerry this is the random lies thread lol
is thinking about me 24/7 ... no wonder my ears are burning... or do I have a fever? >_<
is immune to sickness!
has x-ray vision. :o
has x-ray... feet?
Is a terminator sent from the future to kill me.
isn't?
likes to drive over 100 miles per hour. :o
likes to drive over 9,000 miles per hour!!
her power level is OVER 9000!
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Enjoys fishing for boots.
wears the boots i go fishing for. :)
has magical powers and can make my ex boyfriend realize i still care about him
Likes to practice voodoo in her spare time
Is the vodoo priest who showed her how to use magic...
Used to date a voodoo master.
eats voodoo masters
likes to make prank calls to my home everyday.
Likes it when people prank call his house everyday.
chose to "Marry Zabuza" just like Haku.
has ninja fetish.
Is a short ninja.
has a crush on any cosplayers who dress up like a ninja.
dresses up like a ninja to get DarkShinigamiX3's attention
Is craving for the same attention as DarkShinigami.
Was given a restraining order by "Man Faye" LOL... ;D
Is my parole officer that's keeping an eye on me.
Is hard to keep an eye on
Went to ninja summer camp to learn how to throw shuriken...alas several birds lost their lives!! R.I.P.
Is recovering from a shuriken injury, and has learned to avoid hiding in the woods around ninja summer camps.
gave me the shuriken for ninja summer camp.
was really one of the instructors at ninja summer camp.
failed at ninja summer camp.
Broke his ankle after attempting a Handspring Double Front Half-Out, in the Vaulting competition, in the Summer Olympics of 1996.
thinks playing Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games qualifies him for the Olympics.
enjoys dyeing random peoples hair blue..
Wants to move into a tent in the mountians.
Was raised by wolves.
works for a secretive government department.
Knows too much and has to be 'silenced.'
will probably smother me dead with a cat, and make it look like i fell down the stairs as an "accident"
Jerry is correct. My favored method of assassination is to make it look like someone fell down a flight of stairs onto a large fluffy cat and smothered themselves to death.
Loves Gloria Estefan
is Gloria Estefan ?
Wishes
Is really a Gloria Estefan look-alike.
Is currently the manager for said Gloria Estefan look alike...
is the one and only stalker for said Gloria Estefan look-alike.
has made a cake... out of moogles. :-[
Ate Said cake
Thinks that Moogles taste just like Chocobo.
has had Mcnuggets that take like Chocobo :D
Rooted for Aeris to die in FFVII.
is going to Fur Con - dress up as Sonic the Hedgehog.
Called and informed PETA of the location of this year's Fur Con so that they can show up and protest the inhumane use of animal fur and throw red paint on the people who dress up.
knows this because he's dated some of the hot women who represent Peta.
Somehow found out about me and Pamela....
Doesn't know that Pamela used to be a guy and before they met had his gender changed.
Doesn't know that regardless, she is hot and the sex was awesome.
Doesn't know that he was on camera
was the guy behind said camera.
Was the guy wearing the paper bag in the room
Had sex with Pamela before her alterations, when she was better known as Paul.
Had sex with the parents...at the same time
Eats frogs for breakfast.
makes mashed potatoes with a tennis racket
Loves Bee Keeping
Likes to shoot spitballs.
secretly has a crush on David Cassidy from the Partridge Family...oooh yyeaaah :P
Is a waitress at Hooters.
also works at hooters.
Tipped me at Hooters even though I was only a janitor.
apparently thinks that tipping janitors is a bad idea :P
Implies that it is a good idea
Starts a tip jar for the janitor.
Is actually the cook...and steals the tips from the janitors! GET YOUR OWN JAR!
steals the label of the jar
leaves the door ajar. [playing on the pun here] ;)
doesn't know he's talking about.
doesn't know anything at all. ???
Does a barrel roll every night
does a barrel roll around with fox every night.
Records said barrel rolls
randomly watches said barrels
Is a Barrell filled with butter.
Shoots the barrel causing the butter to leak out.
Has been caught eating butter straight from the container.
Caught eating the runoff
Is a huge Miley Cyrus fan.
Dresses up as Hannah Montana
Cosplayed as Hanna Montana in a Gwar Concert.
Played as the blonde in the Gwar Concert.
Headbangs as he watches Gwar on TV, while sitting on the couch next to his best friend Beavis.
Becomes hyper after consuming pills.
Is forced by his mom to consume pills after becoming too hyper.
his mom dresses him every morning
hates it when boys stare at her butt.
these are supposed to be lies, jerry.
questions what a "lie" actually is.
Thinks a white lie is just a lie that is told by a white person.
Beleives lies are just a myth.
Believes in Magic. (The Gathering.)
Also believes in Magic [ Disney] .
Believes in gnomes that steal socks.
doesnt realize that my washing machine eats socks. :-\
Thinks that I'd believe that he does his own laundry.
forgets that I live with a harem of girls--- they do everything for me. ;)
Leads a life similar to the concept of Love Hina.
actually its more like Techi Muyo - where I have a pet cabbit that turns into a kick-ass flying Airship. ;)
Is about to wake up from his Tenchi Muyo fantasy and realize he is alone!
Is a huge dog lover and hates cats with a passion.
is ticked off because there is no year of the Cat.
Smells like Cooked riced.
Is right.
rode the washing machine
Should have known that it was actually the dryer.
Got himself stuck in the dryer.
Is a transformer that was disguised as a dryer.
Is a robot that likes to hump washing machines.
Wishes he was the washing machine.
Likes to read Bleach. (Not the manga, but instead the various containers of Bleach at the super market.)
Stalks people who buy eggs at supermarkets.
Buys eggs exclusively at supermarkets with stalkers.
Once jumped out of an exploding plane to save a box full of puppies.
Believes I jumped out of a plane to save puppies....but actually I jumped out to save the box that they were in. Since the plane was already exploding, I kind of had to jump out to live. I needed a makeshift parachute and the box was the only thing that I had time to work with. :-\
Was voted the most kind and saintly person in the world yesterday.
has starred in several samurai western action flicks along side Chuck Norris. 8)
Has been arrested for pimping.
has pimped
has made a fortune on making WMD's [weapons of mass destruction] in her cosplay sewing room.
Was once held in Gitmo because he was pulled out of an airport security line for a random screening and when they swabbed his hands the chemicals came up as known bomb making materials. He was later cleared and released when it was discovered that the chemicals were just the ingrediants to a common brand of lotion.
Stayed up all night night yesterday to watch the early mourning infomersials
Used to be best friends with Billy Mays.
Was one of the models in a Billy Mays infomercial
hired him as a model for a Billy May's informercial
Got a pet frog yesterday... And is now eating it for lunch.
knows how to make a tasty frog pet sandwich? :-X
Enjoys frog leg sushi.
Was a back up dancer for Richard Simmons sweating to the oldies workout video!! :o
Spotted me in an old Richard Simmons video that was highlighted on YouTube.com. I still own the hot pants I used in the video, however they no longer fit. :(
wishes he can still fit in those hot pants...afterall they will probably be in style next year!
does not wear pants on a regular basis.
NO PANTS!
Likes to trade clothes with his roommates.
Quote from: Liquid on February 08, 2010, 02:55:49 PM
Likes to trade clothes with his roommates.
Hey I told you that in secret!!! :-X [all my roommates are girls]... LOL
wishes he lived the anime life being a single bachelor in a [crazy] all female home. :P
Wishes he lived the Yaoi anime life of being a single bachelor in a [crazy] all male home. :D
Hates lying.
Waitress by Day- Vampire hunter at Night. :D
Stalks Felicia Day.
doesn't realize that I have ninja monkeys to doing that for me... I have a day job you know. :P
A "Day" job? As in....Felicia "Day" stalking?
Has a rollar waitress day job.
Somehow found out that I work at Sonic.
Hooks me up with food from Sonic. :D
Is known at Sonic as a "heavy hitter."
is a heavy hitter because he likes to choke his bat.
Thinks I was calling myself a heavy hitter, when in fact I meant him....but regardless he was correct about his previous post.
Lives in a closet and works as the Boogyman for a little kid named Dilan...
Has a little brother named Dilan and pays VERY well.
has already played and beaten BioShock 2.
Thought that "BioShock" was just another term for what you feel when you hit puberty.
used steroids to beat puberty. :o
Used to think that "Roid Rage" was what you got when you couldn't beat Asteroids.
once nearly lost his sanity because of "yellow fever"
Thinks Yellow Fever is what white people get when they have the hots for Asians. ::)
believes what he just posted :P
Has "yellow fever" ^.~
Thinks "Whiteout" is what you call it when a white person goes outside.
Thinks "brownout" is what happens when you have to go potty. :-X
Thinks "blackout" is what Calvin yells whenever he is leaving an establishment.
gave me "pink eye" :-[
Believes that Pink Eye is the name given to people who have eyes resembling Pink's.
Thinks having a "Black Eye," would make him a groupie of the Black Eyed Pea's.
Thinks that Black Eyed Peas taste very delicious, but is puzzled as to how a vegetable can make such entrancing music.
Would do anything for Meat Loaf but he won't do that...
Likes Meat Loaf, but would probably rather have some Cake.
Likes Bread more then Cake.
Wishes he had the willpower to refuse Cake and instead go running around Linkin Park.
wants to start a tradition of " birthday pie " instead of birthday Cake.
Believes that everyone should have their birthday parties at Hooters.
has bigger hooters than me.
Wants to become a fish.
Uses a samurai sword to cut her food.
is actually the samurai baker
Thinks Felicia Day is a guy.
has dated the Sun Maid Raisin girl.
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Had a one night stand with Aunt Jemima.
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Thinks Danica Patrick drives too slow.
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Wishes there was a company called GoMommy.com that had commercials with hot guys.
would model for GoMommy. com
Would be my biggest fan.
Introduces invasive species into the enviroment
is an invasive species
Works for the WWF.
is asian
is an endangered species. so she needs to mate alot.
is not horny
Hasn't been cleaning at all lately.
Created the Legion of Doom.
Quote from: Liquid on February 12, 2010, 11:49:50 AM
Hasn't been cleaning at all lately.
that one's totally true actually. haven't cleaned in weeks. yeah you know what i mean.
^is the 13th warrior
Is a very lonely person.
Quote from: michiko nakano on February 12, 2010, 11:54:29 AM
that one's totally true actually. haven't cleaned in weeks. yeah you know what i mean.
Oh snap! :D
Quote from: Liquid on February 12, 2010, 12:00:17 PM
Is a very lonely person.
Quote from: michiko nakano on February 12, 2010, 11:54:29 AM
that one's totally true actually. haven't cleaned in weeks. yeah you know what i mean.
Oh snap! :D
oh crap. Thanks you two, now I have a nosebleed.
- back on topic -
his curtains doesnt match the carpet.
Is trying to discuss curtain style in a house with wood flooring.
like to wax his wood floor on a regular basis.
Take it to the Car Wash!
Uses Turtle Wax and doesn't own a turtle.
likes to dine on turtle soup.
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Stole Fred's fruity Pebbles.
Bought a Shredder via a TV infommercial that portrayed its slicing and dicing ability.
Was the one who filmed the infommercial on the Shredder.
Looks like April O'Neil.
works with the ShamWow guy
Quote from: Jerry on February 12, 2010, 12:03:05 PM
Quote from: Liquid on February 12, 2010, 12:00:17 PM
Is a very lonely person.
Quote from: michiko nakano on February 12, 2010, 11:54:29 AM
that one's totally true actually. haven't cleaned in weeks. yeah you know what i mean.
Oh snap! :D
oh crap. Thanks you two, now I have a nosebleed.
- back on topic -
his curtains doesnt match the carpet.
you got a nosebleed from me saying that i'm never horny anymore? wierd...
and i believe the saying is "the drapes don't match the carpet"?
^has two shamwows
has two slap chops
Digs holes in their free time and then fills them back up agian.
Likes to slash car tires just for fun.
Is not a football coach.
Likes to break into homes and sing in their showers.
Is one of the said owners whose home was broken into...found several broken mirrors due to the off key singing!
likes to goto work without pants. :D
Had a party that totally bombed out and sucked this weekend. :D
really had an awesome time at said party playing pin the tail on the donkey...
didnt go to my party because she was too busy fighting tentacle monsters atop Tokyo Tower. 8)
Has "tentacle" envy of said monster on top of Tokyo Tower! :-*
Hates tentacle monsters.
Eats ramen through their nose
Doesn't know what anime is...
Despises Trinity Blood.
Is a contestant on RuPaul's drag race....hope u win ;)
Is not racey enough to be in the drag race.
Collects My little pony toys.
Was a huge Punky Brewster fan.
thought teddy ruxpin was real.
Should know that he IS real! >:(
Has a pet dog named Beck.
Once got on a skateboard and jumped the shark.
Won the freestyle BMX competition at the X-Games.
Can perform a Double McTwist 1260 on a snowboard halfpipe.
has ice skates
Doesn't know what ice skates are.
Is planning to join a curling team and attempt to be in the 2014 Olympic team
Fell to the ice after attempting to do a triple lutz, double toe loop combo.
Was there when Epic Beard Man got teased by the cops at a Oakland A's game.
puts on nightly shows for his dog...featuring singing and dancing to the musical CATS....
Was there when I had to put on a CATS show in 4th grade..... <.<;
has had a cat since the 4th grade.
turns 50 this sunday. :-[
Actually, turns 40 this weekend.
does realize im a clone and that I'm just only 42 days old. ;)
A clone you say? Can't I kill a clone and it doesn't count as murder?
Is a clone of a clone.
Is a test tube baby.
is a tele-tubby baby.
Is borrowing my Evo 2008 dvd.
Collects his fingernail clippings.
likes to eat skin pealings.
Makes anime figures out of his own ear wax.
doesnt realize i use said wax to make birthday candles with. :P
Succeeded in making 30 candles for his own birthday. :-X
is going to make Jerry's birthday present out of bellybutton lint.
Is donating the bellybutton lint for Jerry's birthday present...
has a tatoo like this around her bellybutton:
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Is the one who drew the tatoo.
Produced the Rolling Stones' "Tattoo You" album
Knows Priss Asagiri in person.
makes horchata out of the bones of giants and the tears collected in orphanages.
One who collected the tears for the horchata...
does not like the song---- " i like to move it MOVE IT ! " :P
had no one wish him happy birfday.
Has 4 kids with all different mothers.. and fathers.
Is one of Jerry's kids.
is the mother
had another growth spurt and is over 7feet tall! :o
Jerry Can take on a horde of Zombies alone : D
hates final fantasy VII with a passion. ;)
jumps hobos for cash
was one of those hobos :-X
Hate's RPG's in general
Has a singles ad on craig's list...Man looking for hot bishie who can crossplay as Sailor Uranus ;)...
She stole Chris Redfields Bubble Gum from his back pocket while he was fighting with Wesker D:
was once Wesker's controlled side-kick.
Thought Beyonce had one of the vids of all time
He met 50 Cent and asked him if he had a fifty cent piece XD
likes it when another player enters the game.
Jerry is Squall Leonhearts Secret Special Summon in FF8 that does 99,999 damage!
Is a talking Death Note with hands.
Wears his sister's skirts when she's not home.
Quote from: Boba on February 26, 2010, 12:08:53 PM
Wears his sister's skirts when she's not home.
:o
WHO TOLD YOU???!!! >:( >:( >:(
Raced a snail once. And lost.
He loves to play House with Sub-Zero : P
Quote from: DarkShinigamiX3 on February 26, 2010, 12:12:46 PM
Quote from: Boba on February 26, 2010, 12:08:53 PM
Wears his sister's skirts when she's not home.
:o
WHO TOLD YOU???!!! >:( >:( >:(
Raced a snail once. And lost.
well, you kind of hint at an interest in cross-dressing. a lot. it's even in your caption. so naturally everyone here thinks you like cross-dressing.
is actually a beautiful night elf just using a human look a like spell ---
. o O [thats why Michi is so tall and beautiful, it makes so much sense now!!! ]
Quote from: Jerry on February 26, 2010, 04:20:09 PM
is actually a beautiful night elf just using a human look a like spell ---
. o O [thats why Michi is so tall and beautiful, it makes so much sense now!!! ]
hmmm... maybe you should meet me in person before making such assumptions. I'm kind of lanky and awkward, clumsy and i only look good when i'm heavily photoshopped. which all the pictures of me on here, i think, are heavily photoshopped.
Is Santa Claws
^ ^
|vvvv vvvvv|
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|^^^ ^^^|
Quote from: michiko nakano on February 26, 2010, 04:08:29 PM
Quote from: DarkShinigamiX3 on February 26, 2010, 12:12:46 PM
Quote from: Boba on February 26, 2010, 12:08:53 PM
Wears his sister's skirts when she's not home.
:o
WHO TOLD YOU???!!! >:( >:( >:(
Raced a snail once. And lost.
well, you kind of hint at an interest in cross-dressing. a lot. it's even in your caption. so naturally everyone here thinks you like cross-dressing.
I would only wear a dress if my theater teacher ask me to.>.>
Other then that, I tend to like the patterns many dreses have but would not be tempted to wear one.
totally didn't have to edit that last post (now i'm curious)
She got Supermans cell number D: along with all of the DC heros she met at a marvel and DC comic mixer party XD
is over nine thousand! :o
is a bunny
Is really William Murderface's grandpa
Is Pickle's older brother
Is stalking Nathan Explosion.
Is Tokies Bestfriend :D
Is Charles Foster Offdensen's secret lover.
(he's the manager of Dethklock) >.>
drinks Smoothies made with Avocados.
Quote from: DarkShinigamiX3 on March 01, 2010, 01:51:05 PM
Is Charles Foster Offdensen's secret lover.
(he's the manager of Dethklock) >.>
OMG how did you know D: It was supposed to be a secret!
Anyways *cough*
Jerry loves to get facials with Jin kazama X3
Her carpet doesnt match the drapes.
He's Hall from Hall and Oates XD
is a replicant.
Loves polka music.
Square dances in the morning.
Founder of Usana
likes to light farts on fire.
Was a world class magician/clown back in the '50s with his faithful dog Qwertypop and assistant Wendy that specialized in pyrotechnics
Is Wendy the Magicians Assistant who can bark like a dog while doing backflips.
was in the miss America pageant
^Answered a controversial question in the Miss America pageant.
wears girls underwear.
steals boys underwear
wears strawberry boxers
gave me those strawberry boxers
He let me borrow that top : D
doesnt wear tops.
Doesn't wear shoes.
has two left feet.
Has a fetish for his own feet.
smells like feet.
licks the dry crusty skin in between DarkShini's toes.
likes to sleep in my bed.
Likes it when I sleep in his bed.
farts in her sleep.
snores so loud that it scares me, thus I fart.
sleeps in the nude.
thinks I don't know that he gets touchy in his sleep )':
tries to stash away drugs in my SUV.
drugs are bad.
smoked it all before I could get it back.
free drugs are better D:
doesnt know i grow all my weeds in my backyard just like every normal american :P
needs to be informed that the weeds in his front and back yard aren't the ones you're supposed to smoke D:
left her slightly burnt "special" cookies in my glove compartment.
Threw them in a Girl Scout Cookies box and sold them.
is a HUGE fan of Justin Bieber o3o
Is currently stalking Justin Bieber.
Got locked up for peeking through Justin Bieber's bathroom window.
leaves the door open when she uses the bathroom
Doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom and proceeds to embrace you.
Is secretly dating Justin Bieber D:
Is writing my art essay for me.
Is a distant cousin of Sarah Palin.
is actually a peice of boba from a pearl drink.
Is a little brown mouse
(props to whoever gets this. D:)
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Dang right I was named after this cat pranking lil guy. ;D
Boba likes to wear boys underwear.
Jerry saves his gum by putting it behind his ear. His record time so far is four months and counting.
Fell into a chocolate river and clogged a pipe afterward.
goes on Chat Roulette and follows the male-crowd
is on a boat.
can't swim
knows how to fly without wings 8)
just said something that made sense to me...?
Likes to do the zombie dance in Thriller.
Is married to kankuro from Naruto XD
Is married to ÅŒmaeda Marechiyo from bleach. oh yeah, I went there.;)
made out with Kon from Bleach.
has never made out before
misses me when im not on the forums enough ;)
Quote from: Jerry on March 07, 2010, 11:19:49 AM
misses me when im not on the forums enough ;)
not a lie, Jerry! Not a lie!
^he eats rabbits
Made out with Rock Lee from Naruto XD
made out with shigure from fruits basket. *jealous*
Wraps guys up like a cocoon and drinks their blood through a metal straw!
Has a fetish for ingrown toe nails
like to stalk celebrities on the internets
picks his nose and wipes it on your jacket/shirt when you two hug.
Poisoned Jerrys mind with mind altering crepes and cakes.
Has a crush on Raito Yagami D:
Has a crush on pedobear
was turned down by pedobear for being
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Was turned down by pedobear for not being weird enough.
was one of the olympic mascots along with pedobear.
shared a hot tub with the olympic mascots
traveled to 1986 with a hot tub time machine.
Loves going to the mall with MRS.Pachman :D
Plays HKO.
Still loves Monster Rancher
Brings a secret stash of ones to fanime every year to satisfy the year long urge of watching non-hot bishies who are among the dozens on the "will yaoi for a $1 wall"...At night if you see someone in head to toe black ninja gear.scaling the wall...with ones in the hand...you KNOW where she is going...
is in love with Stacy's dad :P
Quote from: caskaslyrk on March 09, 2010, 11:39:58 PM
Brings a secret stash of ones to fanime every year to satisfy the year long urge of watching non-hot bishies who are among the dozens on the "will yaoi for a $1 wall"...At night if you see someone in head to toe black ninja gear.scaling the wall...with ones in the hand...you KNOW where she is going...
bloody hell, those non-hot bishis... i was witness to a face-off between two of the official bishounen and the non-hot bishi wannabes... it was glorious. the non-hot bishi tried to do something sexy, and the official bishounen looked at each other for a second and then turned back and said something totally harsh and walked away. kinda felt bad for the non-hot bishi but whatevs...
Quote from: michiko nakano on March 10, 2010, 07:21:56 PM
Quote from: caskaslyrk on March 09, 2010, 11:39:58 PM
Brings a secret stash of ones to fanime every year to satisfy the year long urge of watching non-hot bishies who are among the dozens on the "will yaoi for a $1 wall"...At night if you see someone in head to toe black ninja gear.scaling the wall...with ones in the hand...you KNOW where she is going...
bloody hell, those non-hot bishis... i was witness to a face-off between two of the official bishounen and the non-hot bishi wannabes... it was glorious. the non-hot bishi tried to do something sexy, and the official bishounen looked at each other for a second and then turned back and said something totally harsh and walked away. kinda felt bad for the non-hot bishi but whatevs...
damn and I missed it!! LOL some of the bishies wether hot or not are scary!! LOL I mean there is only so much you can actually do to try to be sexy...and fishnet stockings can only be use so many ways..LOL
Once drank some coffee with some Coffeemate French Vanilla with Mochi from Monster Rancher O3O
Than asked Kadaj if he would like some Cake.*ish ubber jealous*
Hates Death Note.
will do anything for Pokemon HeartGold
Is not really human
Hates Sub-Zero
follows Paris Hilton on Twitter
Follows Justin Biber on twitter.
"Likes" everything that people post on Facebook
Likes to throw eggs at old people.
Wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy.
is 23 years old.
once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
was walking down then street and cursed themself for not playing Zangief more because at that very moment a bear burst out of a mailbox and started fighting people for money.
Tossed a live chicken onto the audience at the concert.
brushed his teeth with a bottle of Jack's
weighed nine pounds and six ounces when he was born
Was the one who attacked Tokyo, not Gojira.
Is caught in a rad bromance.
Did a rap video for Joe Neigri. (A famous music store owner now record producer out of Pittsburg, PA)
Has heard me do strange noises at night.
Quote from: DarkShinigamiX3 on April 01, 2010, 04:35:55 PM
Has heard me do strange noises at night.
why do you keep admitting things like this??
Doesn't have a thing for elfy boys.
Quote from: michiko nakano on April 02, 2010, 05:03:55 PM
Quote from: DarkShinigamiX3 on April 01, 2010, 04:35:55 PM
Has heard me do strange noises at night.
why do you keep admitting things like this??
It was a lie.=|
I don't make noises at night like my bro.>.>
Is a 2 headed snake.
Quote from: doriangray on April 02, 2010, 10:41:39 PM
Doesn't have a thing for elfy boys.
DORIAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Is a succubus
Is old enough to remember commercials for New Coke.
is a B.O.B
Is on an exclusive diet consisting of Wendy's baked potatoes.
doesn't have a shiny elf costume
Doesn't have an elf costume either.
Quote from: doriangray on April 05, 2010, 11:37:50 PM
Doesn't have an elf costume either.
actually at this point all i have is the furry boots and the leaves for my hair. that's definitely not enough. nope. ;D
^ahem, back to the game: has blue hair.
Hates Chinese food.
puts wasabi on his toast
Likes salty tapioka
is allergic to wheat
Knows the secret technique to melting casien-free cheese.
uses stevia extract in his muffins!
Just bid $150 for an unopened Teddy Ruxpin on ebay
doesn't know a thing about politics
Doesn't know a thing about faerie lore.
doesn't believe in faeries
Has a pet duck named Oscar.
has two pet snipes
Has a four year old daughter.
has a twin sister.
Was born "Alfred"
eats cats
Has massaging earmuffs
once wrestled a whale sized man and won, then treated him to Waffles afterwards because he felt bad
Quote from: Elimeno on April 08, 2010, 02:51:48 PM
once wrestled a whale sized man and won, then treated him to Waffles afterwards because he felt bad
Is lying.... really. XD
bought a wafflecone for the wrestling whales, but no ice cream. D:
Eats badgers alive
^ Eats his cereal with rabbit milk.
Is my desighnieded driver
Gets really drunk just by drinking orange juice.
really looks like his avatar
Comes with her own lighting
comes with an automatic pancake maker
^ Is Chuck Norris' love-child.
Disagreed with Chuck Norris while standing next to him.
Dresses as Robin Hood at Renissance Fairs and gets mistaken for Link.
Dresses as Link for Anime Conventions and gets mistaken for Robin Hood.
^ Is as hard as Colonel Armstrong.
^ is as soft as a baby seal.
^ Is a baby seal clubber.
^ Has apparently seen me in my baby seal outfit at the club.
took baby seals to a club >:(
Likes to ride giant hogs.
Once ate a 35 Pound Cheeseburger with Pedobear while watching Yotsuba&
Doesn't know his alphabet
thinks the alphabet is a food
Has paid aliens to abduct Liquid.
Uses a lawnmower for personal grooming
Aspires to be more human.
Is not human
Was actually born in a lab.
^ Uses glue sticks for his chapped lips.
Uses his chapped lips for glue sticks?
^ Eats paste.
Eats lips.
Eats day old sushi for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
makes sushi out of two day old ingredients
^ Makes out with two day old sushi.
eats the remains of the made-out two day old sushi.
Shared the remains of the made-out two day old sushi with c2chaos.
stole my ramen
^Stole my Phô .
took my job!
Wears underpants over his head.
Drinks peanut butter for breakfast.
drinks raw eggs for lunch
^Calls old people random pet names.
has crushes on several female posters of the fanime forums.
^ Is being stalked by one of those female posters.
is being stalked by several male posters.
^ Is one of those male stalkers.
stalks every Fanime Forum poster
has blue hair
has rainbow hair
has no hair watsoever
owns a Ford Pinto
eats only Pinto beans.
Hates Rumiko Takahashi's work
Was once a Pro F1 driver and spoke only in words with 4 sylables
gets around on a Dodrio
^ Is a baby pokemon slayer.
is a baby Pokemon I slayed
has good grammar skills
Is colorblind.
wears a coat of many colors
^Is a extra from the movie Grease.
is a WWE referree
was a guest star on Space Ghost Coast to Coast
cant get out of the angry dome, and is getting even angrier
^ Has a harem of Swiss maids that call him "Goshuujinsama."
is an amazing liar and a douche-canoe.
Hates anime more then the protestors.
was one of the religious protesters.
was the religious protestors' leader
secretely wants to join the protestors
^ Is a secret agent among the protestors.
Sleped with one of the protestors. ;)
has a secret love affair with all of the protestors.
^ Is Father to all the protestors.
painted their signs.
^ Contributed the idea to protest.
^ is a woman disguised as a man.
Looks like her avatar in real life.
is both an internet and real life stalker
xD
^ Is my side-kick on these "stalking" missions.
^is not going to Fanime.
^ Starred in La blue girl
^ was inspiration for the idea of Naruto
^ is married to the king of teh cosmos
her bunny died on the toilet.
^ was once a pikachu. He evolved.
is a sparkly twilight dinosaur.
does not like to sparkle with pedo bear.
has his cosplay done :<
wont stop stalking me :-[
Quote from: Jerry on May 07, 2010, 09:19:16 AM
wont stop stalking me :-[
we shall see... *menaical laughter*
^ holds the world record for not cutting his nails
likes to leave her nails long so that mark her territory... like Robert Downy Jr. ;)
^ Is not Asian.
is the oldest person on earth
speaks only in dinosaur-
RAWR = i love you in dinosaur speak. ;D
^ Is an ESPer.
^is an illegal alien...from Wisconsin. xD
^ Attended Fanime 2022.
^thought up the plot for the movie 2012
(Wait...that is the name of the movie right? -.-')
^ Survivor of the actual 2012
^secret conspirator of a re-enaction of Twilight the movie
(that was a fail -.-')
^ Has a sanctuary dedicated to Edward in her closet with a life-size statue made out of chewing gum.
^has a secret shrine dedicated to Man-Fay in his closet.
openly admits to havign a crush on man faye
was manfaye
writes wild fantasies of himself with manfaye
^dreams of eating ManFaye with his/her powerful dinosaur jaws.
Dreams of manfaye sandwiches, manfaye corndogs, man faye tacos and man fay hogies
her comic features manfaye and sailor bubba
is in iron man 2
is a real life Iron Man
is a man made out of iron.
can bend iron with bare hands
hey, thats actually true to a point.
(NOOOESSSS DO NOT BREAK CHAIN D:)
^eats cats for breakfast
can eat 6 boxes of strawberry pocky under 3 minutes.. O_O
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^stalks Pocky cosplayers at cons xD
(how'd you put those pics in there??? : D)
Quote from: Somebody on May 09, 2010, 09:46:13 AM
^stalks Pocky cosplayers at cons xD
(how'd you put those pics in there??? : D)
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(ooooohhhhh okay! cool!)
^wrote a lie that was so truthful that it became INVISIBLE in the last box
^ Eats Cancer-On-A-Bun for 3-Square meals a Day.
(Yep! Have fun copyin' N' Pastin'!) ^o^
^secretly admires Barney and owns a Barney costume which she hopes to wear to con
^^^^^
Likes to Fap while thinking of this guy::
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D: . . .
I think I've run out of lies. Not that my lies were very nice, sorry xP. (-.-')
Umm ^drinks soda so much that she doesn't even know the meaning of water anymore.
^ Donated the cancer and the buns for those meals.
(don't know what meals you're talking about but)
^missed me while he was away xDDDDDD
Quote from: AuroraDreamer on May 08, 2010, 11:55:36 PM
is a real life Iron Man
Ya daaaaamn skippy i am
^ is war machine Btw
^ Trains bunnies to poo on command.
Is a one legged bunny pirate.
Played the game and actually won ^^^
^ Invented the game.
^brought the game to America
^^^ sang the rules about the game to his/her mother & father while standing on a rainbow ball
^lost the game more times than she failed in school. xP
^^^^ Did the "hare hare yukai 2010 version" in front of their whole school, while in Haruhi cosplay ;o
(lol is there some new sort of 2010 version? That's actually halfway true, try anime club stead of whole school, and OC cosplay xD)
^performed the danjo danjo for a school talent show
^^^^ Peeps through the windows and steals 23 year olds. (Get it? twenty 3 year olds- ahh forget it.. *___*"), and traps them in cages that would lead to free candy.
^enjoys trolling everywhere except /b/
^ created /b/
^has never heard of 4chan
^^^ Likes fapping to /b/
^doesn't even know what fap-ing means
(I was just writing that Somebody XD)
^ created the word fapping
^^^^^ God-mod-faps
(ha ha nice xD)
(wait, MMA what is that? wait maybe I don't want to know -.-')
^is my besty bff
^ Was featured in Otaku of the Year in TIME Magazine.
^ was my date to my Junior prom o.O
^^^
was featured in 2010 PlayBoy
^^went with the most popular kid in school to Prom.
^ was the kid that took the principal to the prom :O
^^^
crashed the prom wearing only a zebra-striped leotard
^ Was the said principal that went to prom.
^ditched me at Prom xD
^ did the macarena the whole time at prom.
^was the only one who didn't know the cupid shuffle at prom
^^^ Was the person who slipped alcohol in the punch bowl
^mistook me for the person who did put the punch in the bowl
^ was the person who barfed in the punch bowl
^laughed at the punch bowl barfer before sticking her fingers in it
(ewwww)
licked my fingers when I took them out of the punch bowl
(eeeeeeeewwww! sorry xDDDDD) moved on to the chocolate strawberries after having her fingers "cleaned"
is allergic to all chocolate covered fruits.
wait what? *laughs*
ate ALL of the strawberries since Somebody couldn't have any xD
went and cried in the bathroom for the rest of the night, because of the lack of food.
(to be honest with you, the whole sticking fingers in punch and strawberry eating did happen at my prom, but not the way we've described thank goodness!)
laughed at Somebody for the mess she'd made.
^ Is watching me.
Get it?
Somebody's watching me.
Geico?
(OMG *laughs* I do get it! In a way thought that isn't a lie, because I am watching your last posts. O.o" xD)
^wants to eat Pocky because of my avatar
^ (Your lucky I just ate, otherwise that would be true.)
Lives in Europe.
^ lives under the sea
^ Is a necro-poster.
^^^^
Likes drinking milk upside down
Shoots spitballs at people to get their attention.
Pours sugar in their shoes, and walks around town, because it makes them feel like they're at the beach
^ lives in Australia
Likes only Fancy shmancy buttsecks since regular buttsecks isnt good enough for them >:(
Lives in Uranus. ;)
Can swim in a volcano^^^^^^^
^thinks binoculars are the equivalent of a mask
is a super heros based off of pocky
her bunneh is toilet trained.
is allergic to wearing clothes.
isn't lying.
has been on forums for ages, watching all of us.
Is the most hated user on this site.
^isn't Mexican
(that was lame I know -.-')
(you are correct!)
^^^^^^^^^^ Likes long walks on the beach of Mars..
^^ hates Dr. Tran!
^^^ Has actually bought a Dr. Tran pool :D
^ Has never seen Dr. Tran
^^^^^ has pet the chicken from Dr. Tran
^is going to kill the chicken from Dr. Tran so it does not kill her
^^^^^ Has sat next to that old lady at the train/subway station xD
^ secretly wants to eat Leland's head off because it looks like candy
head of the anti-pocky movement
^^^^^^^^
Head of Anti-Fanime Occult
^ Head of the anti-anime movement
Head of the Anti-cosplay movement.
*gasps :o xD*
^ Head of the anti-Aqua Teen Hunger Force committee
head of the anti cheezburger brigade! :'(
Head of the Anti Webcomics Coalition.
Head of the anti-fun coalition
Boss of the party poopers clan
Head of the Anti nerd clan.
is battling against the armies of lol cats with cheeseburger shields
Is not going to be partying at all at fanime this year.
Has the biggest __________ in Fanime history
Is actually not into affairs at all.
IS NOT invited to my party at fanime :P
They won't give me cheezburgur... D:
is king of the "NO SOUP FOR YOU!" empire
Is actually against fighting for Truth or justice.
is actually one of the powerpuff girls in disguise
eatted the cookie.
^pooped a Big Mac! xD
ordered a big mac at wendys, and got one deliverd by the king.
^ordered a whopper at BK and was given a happy meal by Ronald
^Made out with a hot dog... and LIKED IT.
has a crush on naruto!
failed all final exams
also has a crush on naruto!
^Has a webbed toes fetish. <3
did not lost the game :P
^Dries himself with a ShamWow towel.
like kiba and naruto yaoi pairing :P
^ is androphobic.
^ has a big crush on naruto!
Had babies with Inu Yasha.
^ is Robina's daughter.
*scratches her behind her dog ears
^ is sesshoumaru's lover
*ahem. That's EX-lover, now. Apparently, he likes Miroku for his skills with a "big stick." XD
^ has pedophobia.
^ was my nanny, because my mom is afraid of children :(
^ still wears diapers :P
^^^^^^^
Has slept in a coffin with an actual dead corpse before O______________o
(I'll be damned if someone has..)
(That would be interesting o.O)
^ is the dead corpse in the coffin
^^^^^
(I know right?? :O)
is the killer of the corpse
^ eats babies (being a corpse n all :P)
apparently was the mother of the killer
^^^^^^^^^^
Cooks the babies *____________*
^ Provided the babies.
^^^^^^ Shipped the babies
^ Blazes Indian music in her car.
^^^^^
Drives with their stomach..
^ Eats Ice cream with chopsticks.
Quote from: c2chaos on May 12, 2010, 06:11:14 PM
^ Eats Ice cream with chopsticks.
[omg whatta fail that would be... xD I'm gonna try that nao ^^]
^^^^^^scrubs themselves in the shower with a porcupine
^ pwns on Super Street Fighter 4
^^^^^^^pwns at Mario Party 5~
^ pwns on Halo 3.
^^^^^^
Pwns. @ Donkey KOng
^Pwns at LIFE.
lol @ all the babies being eaten n killed xD
^ thinks bugs bunny's hot
^Pretends she's been here throughout this entire thread
^^^^
speaks 45 Languages fluently
casts magic spells on mops and brooms to make them have cleaning supply orgies
^speaks fluent pig latin
speaks fluent Elvish
^^^ has a crush on naruto
(lol this never gets boring :P)
^speaks only in BLARUTARD.
^ drowned in a puddle
Is as much fun as a puddle.
^ ate the yellow snow
loves having herpes.
^ loves giving out the herpes
looooooooooool
^ speaks Suahili fluently!
^knows very little Suahill
^ is wanted in seven countries.
is not wanted in 7 countries
^ is a spambot.
is working on a virus that will cause mass chaos to all apple products!
^ gives free massages for a dollar.
^ is ignored by every member of the fanime forums.
^ is at her 10,000th post!
^gives free beatings for a dollar
^ doesnt like pocky
^ will beat-box any anime song at your request.
likes to hide in a box of girls panties.
^ sleeps with a Kon Plushie
doesnt sleep at all.
^ is wasted at the moment.
Thinks he is actually on AX's forums.
^ was on Star Search.
doesnt know the Konami code.
Brings up the Konami code at inappropriate times.
^^^^^^
has hacked into the Konami code
wants boys to push her buttons. ;)
^ draws shounen-ai for a living.
draw epic comics with stick figures.
^ sings "Man, I Feel Like a Woman" in the shower.
turns into a woman when taking a shower.
Damn those cursed springs.
uses magical girl transformation scenes to get dressed in the morning.
Quote from: Runewitt on May 13, 2010, 03:32:52 PM
uses magical girl transformation scenes to get dressed in the morning.
you wouldnt believe how much time it saves me... minus all the glitter it leaves all over my room.
Runewitt < likes to wear rainbow colored knee high socks.
lent Runewitt those rainbow colored knee high socks.
bought Jerry those rainbow colored knee high socks
^ founder of rainbow colored knee high socks fan club
^created rainbow knee high socks
^ inspired the creation of knee high socks!
^knitted the first pair of knee-high socks
grew the cotton for those knee socks.
^spun the cotton for the knee-high socks
^^^^^^^^^^
illegally sold the cotton for knee-high-socks
^Hasn't bathed in 3 years, 8 months, 26 days, 15 hours and 47 minutes. Ewww.
^sprayed the infant cotton plants for the knee-high socks with radioactive material
^^^^^^
has smuggled illegal blueprints to Cambodia for the Circus
(Wow that was creative : D)
Ummm ^Can see Russia from her house!
^^^^^^^^^^^
(thankyuuu :D)
Has invaded the Pentagon and has stolen their most top secret thing EVAR
^ Has lived in Azores
^^^^^^
Had to look up the place Azores b/c they didn't know where it is and found out that they do not live there ^^
^COMMUNIST!!! :0
^^^^^^^^^^^
BUDDHIST!!
^SCIENTOLOGIST!
^^^^^^^^^^
Multi-Billionaire in just 5 seconds
(OOo yay! xD)
^INVENTOR OF SLAP CHOP
^ makes onions cry.
^ is an onion
^ reads The Onion
^ speaks Onionali
is related to an onion
^wishes they were an onion
knows onion magic of all colors
^ invented onion magic
^leads the onion magic cult
^ is an Onion Knight!
^ kills innocent onion babies!
Queen of Onions
^is the Onion Princess
Quote from: Somebody on May 13, 2010, 09:10:44 PM
^is the Onion Princess
Ya damn skippy :-*
is the black onion knight!
^invented onion dip
created the french onion flavored sunchips
^ loved the onion quote from Shrek (running out of onion jokes! xD)
^ has a crush on orochimaru (tired of onion jokes :P lol)
^is married to Orochimaru
^is married to Charizard.
^is married to Snorlax
^ doesnt know about pokemon n had to google it up!
^ had babies with a Pikachu.
^Married to Nurse Joy.
^ has a crush on nurse joy
^is jealous about Brock's love affair with Nurse Joy
makes misty fanvids
Is unenthusiastic about the count-down to Fanime.
Is Misty.
^ is the Legendary MissingNo.
Is my assistant in crime.
Failed to commit crime of the century.
^ is Sasuke and Hinata's lovechild.
^ is naruto's lover
^ last name is Hood.
^last name is Smith
^ is Someone's daughter.
^ likes to stalk Angels late at night.
^ is going to propose to the girl of his dream at the next Rovers meeting.
Quote from: c2chaos on May 14, 2010, 09:27:06 AM
^ is going to propose to the girl of his dream at the next Rovers meeting.
Been there done that, you really have been to enough rovers meetings :P
c2choas < does not like soap.
^ doesnt like soap either!
^ doesnt realize i eat soap for breakfast.
^ clicked on my signature.
^ founder of Kon fanclub
^ was on COPS.
^ was one of the ppl i busted on COPS
^^^^^^^
was that one prostitute on COPS
^ doesnt watch COPS
is the camera guy on COPS
Is gonna have a blue mohawk for fanime.
has a pet moogle at home.
( Does a plushie count? I've named him Magarita..)
Has a pet lama at home.
has had 400 babies! [power thirst reference ]
Is the father of 2 of them.
divorced me for the father of the other 398 babies. :'(
went on a deep depression after the divorce
was the father of those other 398 babies.
^ has a Goonie baby.
is my baby mama
has never replied to one of my posts. ^^;
^ wants to have 400 babies too
Quote from: hikarihoshi28 on May 14, 2010, 04:57:36 PM
has never replied to one of my posts. ^^;
here, i am replying to one of your posts. what does "^^;" mean?
Has ranch dressing on her ice cream.
ewww! lol
^ the one who suggested ranch dressing as an ice-cream sauce!
^ eats her ice cream with thousand-island dressing.
^ created thousand-island dressing
^ is my sister and one of the 400 babies
Is know to eat salad dipped in spoiled vinegar
is the one who talked me into it
is also known to eat cats.
^ provides the cats for Ruby to eat.
Was one of the cats to be eaten by Ruby.
dines on the cats with me :D
happily shares her cat meal with me. Why thank you! ^_^ nom nom.
likes the cats stirr fried with veggies
Likes the cats in her Udon soup.
likes neko dumplings
ate my paws for a late night snack
^ types with her toes since her paws were eaten
is a ninja spying for the pirates
was the pirate that hired her
^ stole Jerry's chastity.
Video taped that incident..
^ wanted to be the one to steal my chastity?
[i didnt know i lost it. :P]
^ his fangirls ditched him for Wendell
^ left Jerry for Wendell.
wished Somebody would come join his fanclub
^joined C2's fanclub in Somebody's place :D
Only works on one cosplay at a time and finishes it in a flash. ;)
(Nice one :D )
^has more posts than I do!
Sleeps next to a pedo bear doll.
photoshopped a picture of Pedo bear into his high school yearbook xD
XD that would be amazing!
is married to Pedobear o.O
is Pedobear's mistress
IS pedobear! xD
^ is pedobear's baby
is Pedobear's wife
^ is also Pedobear's mother-in-law.
^is Pedobear's brother
^^^^^^^^
Was Pedobear's first victim
^was Pedobear's second, fourth, and sixth victims
^^^^^^
Attempted to assassinate Pedobear
^helped plan said assasination :D
^ failed to carry out the assasination plan
^has no idea what's going on
^was also involved in the plot several pages ago
is not looking forward to Fanime what-so-ever
*dramatic gasp* xD
secretly hates the others on the forum and doesn't really want to see them at Fanime
XDDD
Oh no my secret is out!! ;D
is planning to go on a murderous rampage at Fanime!
xD so is mine! xP
is planning to join me on said murderous rampage
is planning to bring a bazooka for this plan :D
is planning to bring a frying pan for this plan, unless they won't peace bond it :P
^ is bringing Kon as a backup in case the plan fails!
is going to be our first victim hehehehehehe :D
HAHAHAHA Yes indeed
^thinks MMA should join us in our quest
thinks we should make our selfs look like other board members during this murderous rampage. :P We don't want to get arrested XD
^is still deciding on disguises for our quest
is planning to dress like Somebody, but then realized something.... ;D
^just realized I'm not a board member xD
(ohhh that's good lol although I'm not sure what you realized xD)
(It was supposed to be you picking a person, but realized you are dressing as yourself DX I made Fail post)
^ has never posted a single post on this thread.
(PFFFFFT Ooops! Forgot we were talking about the LAST poster there!)
^Is a n00b to the internet
^only ever speaks in l337
^doesn't even know what /337 is
(shoot I don't. Nor do I know what key you used to write it! xD)
^ is giving lessons in L337 for only 1 M1LloN DolL4r2!
(I actually hate leet)
is not wearing anything.
secretly put cameras all over the house I am in :O
^is worried about being stalked by Jerry at con xD
wishes that Jerry was stalking her throughout the con :)
^hopes that Jerry will stalk me instead of her at con xD
wishes ever forum member will stalk her at the con :o
^has a brilliant idea for what to do about the fanime friends gathering thread
(cuz I wish I did)
has 15 different cosplays for fanime weekend
^is cosplaying as Miroku to con
(hoping that is a lie? xD)
[ i havent cosplayed Miroku since Comic Con 2003 ] and if i did
^ would have to cosplay as my Sango... just so I'd have somebody's butt to rub. ;) and then be slapped by. >_<
^ xD Would get smacked by my boyfriend first.
( Sad thing is I actually don't have a bf but do have a Kirara plushie)
is the butt rub police
xP Is rabbit hunting
is vewy vewy vewy quiet
^is allergic to carrots
is allergic to people
Is the chick from the Thompson Twins
^ drinks 20 cups of coffee a day
lives off mountain dew and dry ramen.
^ sleeps in Pedobear jammies.
Has woken up next to pedobear.
has a pedobear body pillow
His space is actually for sale.
Has farted next to a hot girl and liked it.
is the fart cloud borne from said moment :3
is the hot girl from said moment xD
is the inspiration for Ruby's icon!
looool!
^ has plushiephobia!
is the evil plushie that haunts me in my dreams D:
stalks people while dressed as a giant plushy
^ likes to run in circles singing paris hilton!
^Has an enormous collection of plushies that takes up most of her bed at night. (Gotta love plushies lol xD)
was attacking me with said plushie collection.
is a plushie zombeh :o
Is a talking/pedo plushie.
^ has a furry complex.
is a furry at all of his social gatherings.
is furry because she forgot to shave her legs? :P
[this is a joke and not meant to hurt anyone feelers. >_< ]
stole my razor, which is why I couldn't shave D:
^ used a katana as a substitute for a razor.
created the said katana
slayed zombies with said katana
was a zombie that I slayed :P
hates me so much and thats why she slayed me... [ i was only trying to nibbler on her brains. ] :P
^ loves playing Oneechanbara.
doesn't know what Onechanbara is.
(I had to google what it was >.<)
has probably googled herself a few times. ;)
has googled many members of the forum :o
wants to secretly google me in private. ::)
Used to own google, but sold it before it became big.
^ hates video games produced by KOEI.
^has been defeated by me at every video game he owns.
^ never played video games
(That is SOOOOOo close to a lie. I haven't played very many video games in my life xDDD)
^is a legend at DDR
haha i wish :D
^ the one who invented DDR
^invented the Para Para machine/game
is going to buy breakfast for my boss.
^is my boss! xD
she's my PA
(PA=?)
He's my partner in crime^
is my arresting officer ;D
booked me.
pa= personal assistant
enjoys putting me in handcuffs :P
had me in handcuffs at fanime 08.
well, someone did, and it wasnt a cop!
invented the handcuff
^breaks others out of jail
was someone I broke out of jail
while going COBRALALALALALALALALAL :D
Gave me the clap, twice.
and a round of applause
and the best 5 minutes of her life.
^ is really a minute-man. [the US history kind, not the other kind]
charges for the awesomeness
is the real emma sky
is a real bunny rabbit!
Quote from: Jerry on May 17, 2010, 11:27:03 PM
^ is really a minute-man. [the US history kind, not the other kind]
How did you know? lol
Is a fake Bunny Rabbit, but a real reindeer.
wishes he was a reindeer on Santa's sleigh
is Rudolph's evil twin
Is my good twin.
^ is Jerry's son
Is Jerry's Grandmother.
is Ben
Is Jerry.
^ is badass
Quote from: Somebody on May 17, 2010, 06:39:27 AM
^Has an enormous collection of plushies that takes up most of her bed at night. (Gotta love plushies lol xD)
Thats true!!! O___O;;
Is actually more brutal than she actually comes off as
^ is completly true!
;)
Is completely ugly.
is as intelligent as Meatwad
^has a girlfriend in Canada
wishes they had a girlfriend in Canada
lives on Avenue Q
^ lives in Roswell, NM.
crashed his flying bike in Roswell.
^ was in the bike basket when I crashed.
^ renamed Jerry ET
Wishes he cold have been in the basket instead of ET(Jerry)
thinks i have magical alien powers. ;)
really does have magical alien powers :o
is hiding me away from government agents in her closet.
^ absolutely hates the movie "UP" by Disney/PIXAR and no longer looks in that direction because of it.
Is working on the Disney/PIXAR movie "DOWN."
^ collaborating with me on the prequel, "SIDEWAYS."
is wanting to change his name to Samantha.
Wants to have a cosplay wedding with "Samantha"
^ will be the minister for the wedding.
has chosen jerry to be the crossplay maid of honor
^ the ring-bearer.
Is going to get cold feet and leave her standing at the altar.
Is going to be the one awkward person at that one funeral
Likes to flirt with men at a funeral.
Likes to steal all the food at the funeral
like to put the "fun" in funeral.
Likes to sleep next to the coffin
likes to sleep with "Stiffs"
likes sleeping anywhere
likes to have midnight affairs.
^was one of MMA's "affairs."
^was the boyfriend oblivious to all these affairs
^ eats Frosted Flakes with three extra spoonfuls of sugar.
^eats Grape Nuts with lemonade
^was there when Michael Jackson died. (T_T)
Quote from: Somebody on May 18, 2010, 04:31:29 PM
^eats Grape Nuts with lemonade
I've done that before. Seriously. (-_-)
: o Really? Wow, I can't imagine what that would taste like!
^performed the thriller in its music video
^ likes to dance with zombies.
^is a zombie
^performed in the Indian Thriller video. Girly Man!
I had no milk so I ate it the grape nuts anyway. I started choking when my brother was cooking eggs. He was trying to show off by flipping the eggs without a flipper and flopped it on the ground instead. The lemonade happened to be right there. It tasted alright.
^can read minds
(Ah okay then. xP And the prompt on this one is that I had just been doodling and when I finished up my drawing was so weird-it looks neither solely like a man or a woman that I wrote Girly man! next to it. When I clicked here I OoO")
is a zubat that like to bother me when I am going through caves.
^is the snorlax I found sleeping on my desk today
(That was your desk O.O)
^ decided to evolve but forgot what pokemon she was. She is now a Sunflora :)
^was captured by a Pokemon trainer before lunch-and let go afterwards because she ate their lunch. xD -.-'
^abuses psyducks with double-slaps.
^
Is Ho-oh, and leaves rainbows everywhere it flies
Is Rainbow Brite
^is a vampire/samurai
is really a box of pocky
^has pink sunglasses and studies law
^(that is half a lie. I own pink sunglasses, and the glasses that are in my avatar I own. I cosplay as her :D)
is constantly running away from hungry con goers
Quote from: AuroraDreamer on May 18, 2010, 07:02:58 PM
^(that is half a lie. I own pink sunglasses, and the glasses that are in my avatar I own. I cosplay as her :D)
is constantly running away from hungry con goers
Oh you do huh? Cool! :D
And umm actually that's not a lie either. I have been chased quite a few times. The scariest part is when they catch you and squeeze the life outta ya. xD
^is the Millenium Earl
^ killed her own mother with a broken lawn chair and is a doctor.
(OMG DR. TRAN :D)
^eats hickory smocked horse butts
Cocaine is vitamins for Somebody!
^Pocky is her crack
hates Hetalia with a passion!
^hates Phoenix Wright with a passion
is Phoenix Wright
^speaks Spanish at home
^^ created Phoenix Wright
^wrote OBJECTION! all over her friends yearbooks in school.
^^^
Has
"OBJECTION!" underwear
Quote from: Somebody on May 18, 2010, 08:24:50 PM
^wrote OBJECTION! all over her friends yearbooks in school.
(I wish I did that!)
^ had babies with Edgeworth!
^Has no clue who Edgeworth is.
married Edgeworth
Married Shelly De Killer
Was at my wedding
didn't want me at the wedding :o
was the original choice for bridesmaid
is the best pocky
has visited the moon.
has visited Mars
went with me to my trip to mars.
^ dumped a corpse on Mars.
^was the corpse she dumped on Mars
is now in witness protection
^ revived me with a Phoenix Down.
is now a pheonix zombie
^drove the space shuttle to get him
^ killed me.
^was mistaken by me for a vexing problem of a coworker which caused the incident xD
was reinacarnated as a box of pocky....
again
^ate (killed) her the first time.
^killed (ate) me the second time
was saved by another phoenix down! Stop Dying!
gave her a star so they can be invincible
Created the star I gave Somebody
ordered the star from mario on ebay
ordered a lifesized mario off of ebay
is sharing said life size mario with me
Likes practicing kissing with there pillow.
^ the one who suggested kissing pillows is a good practice
^makes the pillow they're kissing
Has never kissed a real person, only pillows.
^has won the world record for most pillow kissing in the world
is trying to beat that record
^used to have that record a few years ago
Has the record for kissing the most pillows in a 10 minute span.
is creating a new sub culture of pillow-kissers
created the pillow kissing cult
^ co-founder of pillow kissing cult
is a new member of this cult
made minni pillows from said pillow kissing encounters
^ got mono from kissing too many fanboys
gave her mono
liked kissing me
liked kissing everyone.
also liked kissing everyone
was not part of the EVERYONE i kissed
want to do more than just kiss me. :o
^ Is good at Street Fighter
(lol J/K that was mean :P)
Quote from: Jerry on May 19, 2010, 12:08:23 AM
want to do more than just kiss me. :o
SHHHH i thought that was a secret ;)
Is IN Street Fighter
is the queen of England.
^ is the queen of hearts
^is the queen of Spades
^ she can smell you.
is teh ace of spaaaaaaaades :o
^ does that R Kelly thing with Jerry.
Quote from: c2chaos on May 19, 2010, 12:05:06 PM
^ does that R Kelly thing with Jerry.
ewww!
^ is a big twilight fan!
^ wants a shiny vampire to bite her.
is a sparkly vampire
Wants to bite a dull Vampire.
^ steals unicorn horns
^ is a unicorn
I'm a horse now. (T_T)
^ flies helicopter.
^ is my co-pilot
^ kicked me out onto a horde of fangirls.
Got kicked by a horde of fangirls for being a dirty horse!
^ is a dirty horse
^^^^^
was one of the fangirls that kicked the dirty horse
Did Kage Bunshin no Jutsu to create a horde of fangirls!
^ the reason why there was a horde of fangirls in the first place.
^Steals candy from small children
steals the candy from c2chaos
Stole my candy a few months back
will only eat candy for all their meals.
is planning to steal C2's candy tonight
is planning to join me
is hoping to start a candy stealing rampage from everyone! From Dentyne, MMA, Jerry, and robina first though xD
^ is my official candy protector
^I'm protecting her candy but stealing her cookies. xD
Is stealing my candy.
has poisoned the candy that I am stealing and giving to someone else xD
Gave me the poisoned candy
^ enjoys watching rabbits fighting--TO THE DEATH!
enjoys watching kittys pee
^ joins C2 to watch kittys pee
^ hosts kitty "watersports."
Partakes in the "watersports"
and goldenshowers of actual gold!
^ found Waldo in her toilet.
was the one who put him there
^ didn't mind him being there and used it anyways.
Recorded the whole incident
Is the reason I haven't finished my paper. >:(
^ is done with school.
never went to school.
Is a teacher at the school c2 should have gone to.
is friends with matsa chop.
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always tryna copy my swagga
is in soviet russia
Will be cosplaying soviet russia.
^ will cosplay Belarus
^will cosplay Ukraine
is cosplaying as Seychelles :)
^is cosplaying as China ;)
^ cosplaying a pocky box (oh wait a sec...!)
(Change it to Strawberry and you've got a lie :P Wish the 2.0 version was Strawberry like I'd wanted... :-\oh wellxP)
^is cosplaying as a robin. (you know, like a bird? xD)
(or robin as in batman's sidekick :P )
^ is workin on a new cosplay - > milk carton!
^has banana slippers (that would be soo cool xD)
wears lion slippers to work
Is one of the fundie protesters...
is in love with the fundie protesters
is against the fundie protestors
Quote from: Somebody on May 20, 2010, 10:43:27 PM
is against the fundie protestors
that is actually true i am against them they always say such hurtful things about us
^ is the best tootsie roller
^ is para-sailing in to Fanime.
^ is coming to Fanime via Helicopter
is coming to fanime via nimbus cloud
^ will be escorted by Sun Wu Kong.
will arrive via pokeball
is not planning to arrive at all!
^ is getting to Fanime via crowd-surfing.
is bringing a surfboard
made the said surfboard
cut the wood for said board
YES, WOOD SURFBOARDS!
^ bringing ironing boards.
is bringing a needler
bringing a treadle sewing machine
will go on a 3 minute date with LM.C during the speed dating night.
is in the LM.C concert as a backup dancer
cant resist my danze skillz ;)
^ woos the girls with Caramelldansen.
doesn't know what the carmelldansen is.
Quote from: rubymoonIII on May 20, 2010, 10:45:40 PM
Quote from: Somebody on May 20, 2010, 10:43:27 PM
is against the fundie protestors
that is actually true i am against them they always say such hurtful things about us
^ is the best tootsie roller
(I didn't know what the fundie protestors were and was trying to keep it going my bad xP)
^invented the caramelldansen O.o"
Likes being dipped in chocolate
(looooOOOooL :D)
^ likes to dip Somebody in chocolate!
^ prefers caramel over chocolate?
(who prefers caramel over chocolate? thats just wrong) lol
^ adds salt n pepper to caramel sauce
Adds whipped cream to salt and pepper
(eww!)
^ uses nacho cheese dip as ice cream topping
Uses ice cream to top nachos
(thats not actually bad :D lol - if the nachos rnt salty)
^mixes pop corn in his ice cream
(they are extra salty)
Mixes bbq sauce in her ice cream
(eww i dont like bbq sauce on anything lol)
^ has a crush on naruto!
(lol no more yucky food ideas)
Has a crush on me
( oh no my secret is out) :D lol
^ has a crush on pocky boxes
Enjoys crushing pocky boxes
only buys rushed boxes. they're cheaper.
Can spell
^ works at the same place as I do.
doesn't know his alphabet.
^ is a necromancer.
is a summoned spirit.
^ a necrophiliac and force me to...
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^ enjoys being forced to....!
enjoyed filming the whole incident!
likes to watch.
^ likes to watch too
^ made it a menage-a-trois.
wishes he could join.
^ Wishes he wasn't a female
is happy with Jerry being a female.
^ eats live squid.
is a cannibal
uses soilent green instead of tofu
^ this space for rent.
^ rents his halo out every Friday.
^rents out his body every weekend ;)
^pays for C2 every weekend :P
^ Never can outbid Somebody on renting C2
Is winning the race of renting C2
^ already booked me for the weekend of Fanime.
^is also booked for tomorrow ;) :D
^ is square dancing right now!
^is the dj/caller for the square dancing
Tries to do the hokey-pokey while squaredancing.
^is my reluctant corner during squaredancing
^ Reluctantly cornered me to get into squaredancing...
is world champion in Squaredancing
^ Knows who put the bop in the bop-shu-bop-shu-bop.
was the one who put the Bop in the bop-shu-bop-shu-bop. :D
^Put the ram in the rammalammadingdong!
cant look at a certain painting of himself.
^ drives an ice cream truck to work.
^His brain is filled to the brim with plenty of serious knowledge.
^drives a scooter to work
^is a gold digger.
^is a coal miner
^ is a minor.
Quote from: c2chaos on May 22, 2010, 07:56:41 AM
^ is a minor.
*BZZZT*
^has gotten offline because of AWKWARD TURTLES xD
^ not jailbait.
^is sharkbait for a job
offer me candy in exchange for a van ride:
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^ is not funny.
^doesn't know the meaning of trust
^recognizes the inside of that van.
^drives that van to work
is best friends with pedo bear
^trolls on rottentomatoes.com
loves eating rotten tomatoes
^Fried Green Tomatoes is his favorite movie of all time
^not attending the meeting.
^is going to play forum games with Jerry and I until the meeting starts
^Got the memo regarding the cows.
^^
Didn't get the memo regarding the crows
Created the memo about cows
Is the memo
^ has no clue whats going on
^^^
Likes sleeping with luffas
plays the banjo
lives in a shoe.
Eats shoes
will only ever wear 7" neon stilettos.
These ones :o
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has caused me to find that the goggles do nothing!
likes wearing 7" neon stilettos too!
invented said stillettos
hovers seven inches above the ground at will, thus dispelling any need for seven inch heels. unless she wants to be fourteen inches off the ground.
wishes she was 7 inches taller.
wishes he was 7 inches shorter
wishes i was seven inches taller
can whoop my ass in a Touhou game
Is an avid fan of Breakey, the collectible key game.
hates all video games
is the world champion of DDR
Saw me punching a old lady for fun right now.
also stole that old lady's lollipop
Pushed me over a bridge and laughed.
laughed as he floated down the stream, lollipop in hand
saw the whole thing while living under the bridge with Nino.
Was caught with a wide stance in a Minnesota restroom.
stood next to him in said Minnesota restroom and laughed
forgot to mention that after that, Dorian started to cry..
/me inserts ref to a bar joke involving a horse, a bet and $500
^ is a bat breeder.
Bit off the head of a bat and enjoyed it a lot.
^ is the alternate cure for rabies.
^met up with me at the meeting this weekend and thought I was super cool xD :P
^ forgot about this weekend.
^interrupted our interviews with the con chairs and co. just to meet me
^stood on a table to stand out at the con meeting.
^wore 6-inch spikes around his neck and furry leggings to get my attention
Has salt in their coffee.
Quote from: Runewitt on May 23, 2010, 08:03:54 PM
forgot to mention that after that, Dorian started to cry..
/me inserts ref to a bar joke involving a horse, a bet and $500
I know that joke. Ouch. That's cold man... :D
^ could snipe an almond from 500 ft away with a bow.
lives on Okama Island
lives under the sea with Sebastian.
Lives on Pride rock next to Simba
lives in a castle with talking silverware and such
rides a magic carpet thru a diamond sky.
lives in a hut in a swamp
^ is the lead singer in a band called "Denote Remote."
^really has blue hair
(what is you avi character from anyway?)
^ is a Rover.
My avatar is from Hayate no Gotoku.
^is part of Stage Zero staff
^ is Anybody's older sister.
^is C2's older brother (C2 from Code Geass, that is)
^ is Kon's gf
^ married to Gackt.
^married to Sailor Moon
MArried to Jabba the Hut
has a crush on Jabba the Hut
^ is cheating on Gackt with Pizza the Hut.
(haha totally true :D lol Gackt aint my type anyway :P)
^ has Lambo-San PJ's
^ has BLAME EBNER PJ's
^wears a banana in her pajamas.
wears a pajama to Fanime
^ didn't change his name.
^partied with me at the pajama dance the first night of con last year
^ ditched me at the pj party.
^was ditched because he didn't wear PJ's to the dance party
^ left because she thought it was the lingerie party.
^was already headed to the lingerie party
^ stumbled upon the nudist party.
^scared off the lingerie party
^ got caught in the protester's "clensing" of the nudists.
^led party of nudists after leaving the empty lingerie party
^joined the protesters' party.
^engaged the protestor's party in battle-with sub sandwiches instead of swords
^succumbed to the overwhelming deliciousness of the toasted herb and cheese bread.
^takes forever to think of good comebacks to my posts
^ is winning at the question game.
^is winning at the who can post faster game
^is also winning at the who can post faster game.
^has spent less of his life on anime than I
^ older than me.
^younger than me
^plays CODMW2 on a daily basis.
^demands I meet him at Fanime to learn the waltz or the east coast swing
wants me to teach her how to jerk.
^doesn't mean the dance called the jerk
is not working on school work.
NOT A LIE xD D: xD
^ is still in high school
^also: decided to ignore me so I'd do my school work and got offline :P
audit'd my theatre today.
^ not a thespian.
is Gackt iRL
^ urinates when frightened.
Quote from: c2chaos on May 24, 2010, 11:38:25 PM
^ urinates when frightened.
actually i sound more girly and i know on of my friends who farts when he gets frightened
^ still wets the bed.
hahaha. Your friend has quite the self-defense mechanism. XD
^sneezes with open eyes
^ farts when she sneezes.
^is allergic to girls
is allergic to me
Is allergic to guys.
likes waffles with ketchup
^doesn't appreciate toilets
doesnt know the happiness of bieng able to pee where ever you want
^is a door-to-door salesperson.
was the guy from Guyver
Was the guy from some random TV series.
^ is Neil Patrick Harrison in real life.
is Adam West's clone
Knows how to use Dan on Street Fighter.
^Refuses to shower at conventions.
^refuses to sleep at con
^ Kissed one of the voice actors last year.
was the said voice actor
has a water bed in her room with fish in it.
Is one of the fish in said water bed.
^sets stuff on fire with his saliva.
^only buys the first DVD of any anime series, watches it, but never completes the collection or finishes watching the entire series. Ever.
Still only buys VHS
Only watches the last episode of any anime and complains about them all
^stripped for pocky last fanime.
likes to strip pocky for its chocolate.
^loves the combination of scat porn and vore....
Likes to sleep in the video rooms under the projector where no one will find her.
likes to poke sleeping girls in video rooms.
^likes watching himself in the mirror drink out of an unflushed toilet bowl.
Doesn't flush the toilet
^clogs the toilet so no one can ever flush it again. EVER
^ brushes teeth with a toilet brush.
[why is everyone so gross and vulgar all of a sudden? ~ i blame the youtube/facebook generation]
^ brushes his teeth with a broom.
[I take complete blame for it. I am the epitome of gross, vulgar, perverted etc.]
^brushes his teeth with a bottle of Jack.
I watched that. hahaha.
^ going to Vegas this weekend.
^getting married under a Gundam this weekend.
(I'm pretty sure most of us are gross/perverse/vulgar)
Is going on a date with Michael Moore
^ going to be the maid of honor.
^ hitting on the maid of honor.
^hitting the maid of honor*
Is the best man
^ is the beast man.
^desires the beast man's meat.
^ already ate the beast-meat.
(wow...)
is prey for the beast man
^ is a beast on CODMW2.
^his first wet dream was about his hot cougar mom
^sleeps in a cryogenic pod.
is actually Walt Disney :O
^ works for me in my magical castle.
^ works at White Castle
^ is MyMidnightAffair in disguise.
Has less post then me.
^ isn't eating my dust in posts.
likes to eat dust pies.
^ hunts dust bunnies.
is a well hidden dust bunny.
^ is Chuck Norris' apprentice.
Created the Chuck Norris Facts.
^ is anti-Chuck Norris.
is Yiffing right now
^is an air guitar collector.
Divided by 0... oh sh... *woosh*
^owns long cat.
Plays world of warcraft
^climbed Mt. Everest.
Cut of Hitler's testical (fact: Hitler only had one, the reason was unknown till now)
Needs to do his work
Should stop reading over my shoulder in computer class and mind her own business.
Should STFU
Just proved my point
^ does not know Rap3_M0nst3r.
is made of sugar
^substitutes pudding for milk.
Likes sour apple jolly ranchers
has a pet panda.
^ Captured an alien child thus causing the alien race to invade Earth in 73 hours.
(Wow...what HAPPENED while I was away?!)
^is a super hero known all over the world
^Is actually a delicious chocolate dipped biscuit stick hiding in a human suit to avoid consumption.
^is an English language dictator
^ Legally changed her name to Pocky
^Her name is actually Aurora
^ wishes her name was Jerry
Just gave away his name out of the kindness of his heart.
^wants to steal other people's names
^ originally had her username as Anonymous.
^ Originally went by C2 but kept being mistaken for a girl
^ her last post was not funny at all!
^never has anything nice to say
^treats me like an elderly person.
^treats me like a baby
^ feeds me apple sauce and liquefied meat.
^steals my candy
^tracks mud into Asian homes.
^ tracks the deadly "great mighty poo" into his own home
^works as a human statue in the local park.
^works as a butler in San Jose
^ can juggle 3 balls.
I almost can...xD
^gets frustrated with juggling and throws the beanbags at random people, then picks up rocks.
^ took out a horde of trolls in a single sentence.
^is a master troller on 4chan
is Boxxy.
^broke the first rule of Popo's training
Stole all my pocky
^beat me up last year in an attempt to eat me
^hides inside hallow trees.
^ bred the whomping willow
can change into a cat.
Invented the airplane 200 years too late
^wrote Zombieland
Played a game of Monopoly to the very end, and won only to realize they played with non-game dice and voided the game
^ professional bovine breeder.
Wrote the head-on commercial
^professional equine breeder
^ wrote The Otaku Anthem.
Gave Hitler his haircut
^has a Hitler mustache
Knows all the words to "we didn't start the fire"
^ is a mortician.
Voted for Bush.
^ is over 9000!
Is driving to witch mountain
^ is equal to .9 Raditz
Can't Tri-force
^is married to Raditz
Sold Chris Farley his junk :o
^is a master of Para Para
Is Luke's father
^finds himself dancing Night of Fire in his chair
^married to a pillow.
(how did you know)
Killed time and damaged the universe
^ is Haruhi Suzumiya in diguise!
made Naruto not Believe it (thank you!)
^destroyed the world once.
230000000 get!
Killed the internet... in his dreams
^felt sadistic while watching the Zapruder film a million times over
is the architect.
Owns a copy of JOE DIRT!
^eats dirt for every meal
^ lives in a mansion.
Quote from: chris-barstow on May 25, 2010, 08:06:45 PM
Owns a copy of JOE DIRT!
fail.
game: lives in a van down by the creek
^lives in a cupboard under the stairs
^owns a magical cupboard that makes toys come to life.
Zerg rushes
^lives in a cardboard box
works at the cardboard box factory
^takes forever to post replies
types too fast.
^stages panda fights
^the referee.
^the opponent panda trainer
(who told you! I mean I have no idea what your talking about)
Will become president and give my cookies?
has an army of rabbid squirrels.
is in the cult of Foamy
^ is treating us all for Ramune and Pocky first day of the con!
Will give me homemade cookies to ensure the treating
^ has superpowers and can turn any type of food into cookies!
Shall marry me and We can rule the world with cookies, pocky, and ramun...
^planning to destroy Fanime.
^planning to twart these plans of destroying Fanime
Planning to rebuild after I destroy
^is bringing a flamethrower to con
Bringing fire extinguisher
^is bringing plenty of matches to use while I'm extinguishing
^ wears a helmet all the time.
^is a firefighter
^is a baker.
plans to wear only a speedo the whole con.
^is going to be in the Hilton hot tubs every morning
^ already sabotaged AX.
^ will teach me how to dance for the B&W ball
^ knows where bigfoot is.
^ Is on a first-name basis with bigfoot.
is bigfoot :o
^Looked at my feet in my picture.
^ ate a man that was chasing him.
^Was crunchy.
That's the last time I play tag with you!
^ ate 10 hamburgers in one sitting.
^Isn't hilarious! :D
is a zombie.
^Never posts in the forums.
^played leapfrog with an austrian bear name BollySawks
^ Memorized the "Q" section of the phonebook for the city of Colfax.
Can tear a phonebook in half.
eats phonebooks for breakfast
Prank calls everyone in her phonebook
^joins AuroraDreamer to make prank phone calls!
memorizeed every single anime dance in existance!
Gave Rick astley all the ideas to his songs
Plans on randomly performing cavity searches on other congoers. :-X
is wanting to help in the cavity searches
Already has gloves on
^ even searches in your eye sockets. That's how thorough he is.
Licks peoples elbows.
makes mosh pits for halko momoi
broke his leg in said mosh pit.
Broke the other guys leg in said mosh
once ate a whole loaf of bread for lunch.
(thats no lie!)
Smelled a scratch and sniff at bottom of a pool
remember that one scene in Final Destination 3D? that one in the pool? He was a consultant on that scene.
Lost virginity to poptart
Once ate a cockroach. Realized what it was. Didn't care
Sold stock in Google for Worldcom
^ bought an invisible elephant that went on a rampage. No one ever saw it coming.
Invented the Internet
(Clearly it was Al Gore)
killed the king of Nigeria leaving his son with $30,000
is breakdancing along with Duo's avatar
^ discovered King Tut's tomb.
discovered a link between our world and that of all anime ever created, therfore bringing catgirls into our lives.
^ now owns a harem of cat-girls.
Eats bubblegum without making bubbles
swallows gum without chewing
Eats pillows
^ will grant you 3 wishes if you post after him.
forgot to rub him.
Thinks George Lopez is funny
^isn't wearing pants
(lol thats true)
Wears my pants
^successfully bred a chupacabra with a bigfoot.
was my bigfoot
likes futa
^IS DITCHING US AT FANIME FOR HOBOS sorry dumb caps loack
^ a chupacabra.
is a Yeti
^got runover by a reindeer in JULY
Isn't going to fanime ever again.
Ran over big Foot at the request of the loch ness monster
Isn't having a con party.
^ exploits con-goers for their vital organs.
Exploits con goers for the non-vital organs.
Just exploits con goers
Exploits everyone who isn't a con goer
^ not going to con.
thinks everyone is a little bit racist, sometimes.
is a giant milkshake IRL
Is addicted to crack, and I don't mean the drug.
hey guys lets have a Random liars gathering at the con!
Will we just sit around and lie?
helped me finish my essay right now.
Helped me finish my half good deed for the year.
I'm actually down for a random liars gathering.
Quote from: rude32 on May 27, 2010, 01:19:45 AM
Will we just sit around and lie?
thats exactly it :D lol
Has pictures of me in a bikini on her computer.
fave away pictures of himself in a bikini
Has a big collection of other woman bikinis.
Invented the man-Bikini
is going commando
is already Commando
Brings all the boys to the yard with his killa panda
Shakes her milkshakes Yeah!
stirs his milk shakes
Ate a whole ham in 3.4 seconds... it was pretty cool actually
Threw a watermelon at me in the Dealer's room. Totally sucked. I was sticky for hours. HOURS I TELL YOU!
Threw himself at Momoi.
^ threw Momoi at LMC
is a new band member of LMC.
Has an autographed t-shirt from me.
Didn't know his own name when signing the tshirt.
^Instigated a bunch of fangirls to climb on stage during musicfest.
was one of the fanboys that got on to the stage.
Got into the LMC-FLOW after-party.
got a restraining order after stalking FLOW the whole weekend.
^Convinced the protestors to leave FanimeCon alone.
^Skipped out on Rover duty to attend the forum gathering
(BTW random thought did you go to the B&W ball?)
^Won all the prizes in the claw machine at the gaming hall.
(I didn't go to the ball. The night before, I went to a lesson and my knee was discomforting. So, I skipped out on the ball and took on a night shift at the dance.)
^Was the winner of the karaoke Gong Show on Sunday
(Ooo that sucks about your knee. Better luck next year eh? xP)
^Beat Rueben Langdon at SSF4!
(I heard that the ball was packed! How was it?)
^Hugged Robotech at Stage Zero-pink wig and all.
(It was pretty crowded but not as badly as last year, and I think the ball was much better this year. More formal, the music tended to be pretty good and many people were actually dancing what they'd learned! It was a fun atmosphere although kinda lame for me because I couldn't find anyone to hang with and the friend I drug with me didn't really want to do anything. :P)
^lost her dinner during the dance.
(Drugged your friend?)
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^stalked me to the Reg counter
(HA HA My guardian was freaking out that I was going alone so they made me take someone from my group. He just happened to be willing and available. And no forums friends did not count as being not alone, at least not in their eyes. ::))
^ was reported as a missing person.
(Lucky you. One of my roomies wanted to go but neither I nor our other roomies could, so she had to find a date.)
^ kiddnapped Somebody, which as why she was missing.
(Dang it I wish I saw some of you there! I wanted buddies. My friend was being a ninja. His shoes were not right, but he got in anyways. He sat in the back to be my chatting buddy while I wasn't dancing. I only danced like to 3 songs. :( )
^left a ransom note for Somebody.
(I should have taken a little better care of myself. I could have been there)
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^Planned to steal all of Jerry's balloons
(Yeah my friend was actually wearing black jeans, the rest of him was very well dressed so we were lucky to get in as well. I only danced once, and I had to lead from the follower's POV. xP It was okay, but I spent most of my time looking for everyone else anyway.)
^ Didn't see Russell.
(Almost true. I was in the lounge and I saw the balloons in a pile on the floor. I wanted to suck the helium out of them and I was going to ask Jerry once he got back but I decided to forget about it.)
^Attended the Avatar TLA Gathering as the Cabbage Man
^Is
related to Fanime Jesus
^is married to Fanime Jesus
^
Has kisses and washed Fanime Jesus's feet
^ is Fanime Jesus's random love child
^^
wanted to propose to Fanime Jesus
^married Fanime Jesus just last year at con
^^
Brough Fanime Jesus and his partner together in holy matrimony in Viva Las Vegas
^tried to marry me at the con
^ didn't marry MMA, because she was already engaged to all the Bleach cosplayers.
::GASP:: knows mah secret
^ Glomped me.
^purposefully hurt his knee so he wouldn't have to see me at the B&W Ball xD
^ decided to become a ninja just so people at the B&W Ball couldn't find her.
^ Played a game of ninja and shocked the other participants when she pulled a katana from hammerspace.
^ played ninja and cheated with kunais.
^ate the Ouran gathering's cake using a kunai as a knife
poisoned the gathering's cake.
^flashed LMC.
Married LMC
married c2chaos during the FLOW concert
^divorced me when that happened.
is very sad that I won the court battle for the house.
^also, took full custody of the kids and the dog.
^the only thing he got out of the court case for the divorce was a box of pickle jars
bought the box of pickle jars
^stole said box of pickle jars from me and chucked them at the protestors
isn't actually lying
hates all things pokemon and Naruto related
made me hate Pokemon and Naruto
made me make 3 fanime videos of the same pictures...
^ made an "adult" Fanime video.
watched the "adult" Fanime video
^bought the adult Fanime video because C2 said it was good
^directed the "adult" Fanime video.
was the main star of the "adult" video
also was in the "adult" Fanime video
^ was in 3 different scenes with me.
was my makeup artist for the video.
was in many scenes with every person in the video
^ sells the videos for a living.
^made the most money off the videos
^ bought the most copies!
watched every copy
^ also sells last year's copy of "Fanime Gone Wild!"
bought two copies of "Fanime Gone Wild!"
^ Sells boot-legged copies of Fanime Gone wild Vol. 07.
makes the bootlegs
^ sells them to minors.
gives the minors the money to buy them
hides in a box labeled "NOT Dick in a box"
^eats Hickory-smoked horse butholes
^ got a restraining order against me :-[
^didn't recognize me any day but Saturday
(it was funny on the other days when I cosplayed you recognized me but didn't seem to on Sat. :P)
(AIYAAAH NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I CLICK LOGOUT IT WONT LOG ME OUT O.o")
is a box of Pocky
^is plotting my death via a Death Note
^has shinigami eyes.
^gave me the shinigami eyes... xD
thinks they have wrote my name in a Death Note
^dating a mermaid.
^dating a dolphin
^married to a merbutler.
^having an affair with a sharklady
dating a retarded fishfrog
^ the handicapped fishfrog.
^ Once kissed a handicapped fish-frog hoping it would turn into a handicapped fish-human.
^let LMC get hit by a bus full of fangirls.
^was driving the bus
^ stole the bus from C2.
^was one of the fangirls in the crowd
^dont know my passive fist in Ninja :D
is a zombie
is a detective!
Is a hired assassin to kill me in my sleep tonight :(
^has a trap set in her room to catch me
has multiclassed into bard and ranger.
^has no idea what's going on
knows whats over the rainbow
^is eating cake
jumped out of the cake im eating
^put me in the cake in the first place
started to eat the cake
^was also in the cake but didn't manage to jump out in time and was therefore devoured by rubymoonIII.
^Devised the entire plan
^^^
has killed everyone's mothers
^ keeps killing innocent flocks of seagulls
^^^
is the reason we have pollution
^could have prevented 9/11 but didn't.
^could have prevented the JFK assassination but didn't
^is hiding Osama Bin Laden, Tupac Shakur, and Elvis Presley in her basement.
^^
Is against the United States of America and tried to hack into the Pentagon
^pushed me into the fountains at Fanime.
^pushed me into the road at Fanime
^Pushed me into the protesters at Fanime!
^ Pushed me down the stairs from the 2nd floor
stole my lunch
^ Threw much lunch down the gutter
^ate said lunch
^
Made me lunch in under 5.9 seconds
couldn't eat the lunch because it was inedible
^laughed when MMA choked on the inedible lunch
got hit with a piece of lunch in the eye, when MMA coughed it up.
^hid MMA's pedo-bear panties under Stage Zero
^
accidentally opened up the stall while Somebody was in the bathroom doing business
video taped the whole incident
^told MMA to tape it
was wanting to be paid for the incident. She only got $2 overall.
^decided to tape MMA pushing C2 in the fountains for more money
helped me in editing the video, so it would be a hit.
Threw water at me while I was in the fountain.
^dragged MMA in after him into the fountains
Threw a wild water fountain party!
^Organized the wild water fountain party
^ crashed the party
^ Crashed into the part crasher
^threw the cake into the fountains
took a shower in the fountains
^scared off the protestors with the popping of his many balloons
^ was throwing darts at Jerry's balloons
Was catching the darts in her teeth.
was in a bet of how many darts I could catch
^threw the darts at Therizinosaurus when she was finished catching them
Accidentally got his by my darts, because I have bad aim XD
^laughed when the darts pushed me back into the fountain, tripping C2 and MMA
^ offered to scrub my back.
^ Eats baby penguins
Gets the baby penguins for c2chaos from eBay.
is a penguin breeder
wanted to name them all PenPen
Is stuck in traffic in Tokyo 3
^ is a lonely beggar
^tipped a cow all by herself.
^goes cow tipping with MMA
can speak every language known to man.
^only speaks pig latin
^is betrothed to Anybody.
drinks wine upside down with dragons
Likes to give out panchira's to fellow cosplayers.
^ successfully time-traveled to May 28th of 2010, twice.
^
Steals Laptops from Best Buy and gives them to hobos
^caught him stealing the laptops
^ was a police officer that could not catch the culprit b/c he was eating donuts
^stole my donuts and threw them in the gutter
^ Is a monster that lives in the gutter
^sent the police to come search the gutters
^ Was one of the police officers who searched the gutter.
^put butter in the gutter.
put the bop in the bop shi bob di bop
^ Is completely prepared for a zombie apocalypse.
^is the first zombie of the zombie apocolypse
^created the disease and slipped it into me through a delicious German chocolate cheesecake.
^had been prepared for a zombie apocalypse but not the cake
^ is the cure.
^spread the disease all throughout Fanime
^ had a massive group hug and cured everyone.
^ is headed to Sacanime to spread the zombie plague
^
Is the cause of Swine Flu
^is the cause of the common cold
^ adopted a rat that had The Black Death
gave me Con cooties.
^invented cooties
^still believes in cooties.
^ is planning on sharing the word of cooties to schools around California. It's a very scary thing people.
^is combating cooties in schools across CA
^ is a victim and inspirational speaker about the dangers of cooties.
^ has formed a world-national anti-pact against cooties
^is a survivor of the cootie infestation
was patient zero of the cootie infestation.
^secretly spreads cooties in his spare time
likes cooties on her toast in the morning.
^ has found out the cure for cooties but died at age 37
^is hiding a cure to cooties in her secret vault
^ wants to donate 4 Billion Dollars to find the cure for cooties
^wants to make 4 billion dollars on a fake antidote to cooties
^ likes to have cooties all over her body.
^is running out of cootie jokes
(I sure am! xD)
does realize cooties multiple like bunnies. they just keep going... and going... and going...
^had to look up cooties in the dictionary
likes to be glomped by cooties.
^ Likes giving cooties as birthday gifts
received said birthday gift of cooties.
^ has cootiephobia
^gave Jerry's cootie gift to C2
Stole the cootie gift for herself.
^breeds cooties at her home
gave me the cooties to breed
^only talks about cooties in instant messenger
gives cooties to others through telepathy
^gives cooties to others through the phone
^gives cooties to others through the internet
^ distributes cooties as if it were flyers
^distributes cooties as if it were cookies
bakes one gram of cooties into each batch of cookies
^ Worships cooties at her self proclaimed cult.
has a cootie idol in his closet.
^is sick of hearing about cooties
is researching on how to make a new breed of cooties
^ makes marshmallow flavored stones and hurls them at people.
loves marshmallow flavored stones
^ prefers strawberry flavored stones.
is the only person who knows the secret recipe to stones.
^wonders if the stones are hard or soft considering they are part marshmallow
kept eating all the stones that I made.
^threw stones at the pro....wait that's no good
^threw stones at C2 xD
^ bakes the stones in pies
^bakes the stones in her cakes
^ has eaten the stones baked in cakes
^nearly killed Aurora with the stones hidden in her cakes
^ broke a tooth on a stone cake.
^invented a new flavor of stones
^ likes the taste of my stones. ;)
(ugh.. freaky O-o)
Likes the taste of Jerry's stones
^stole the stones Jerry gave me and pelted Jerry with them
^is Jerry's new pet frog
^is C2's pet parakeet
^ is Aurora's pet pocky... in a box!
^is hiding his pet Kevin from the rest of the world
is with Kevin and is feeding her pocky.
^is thinking of getting a pet balloon from Jerry because Pocky ran away
provided Jerry with the pet balloons to give to me.
^drew faces on all of the balloons and made hers into a fish! (Seychell yay xD)
draws on peoples' faces when they are asleep.
puts people to sleep so they can be drawn on
^was drawn on while asleep by Aurora
a donkey fell down her waffle hole.
^broke MMA's waffle iron while playing golf
^ had a funeral for my waffle iron
^stole C2's waffle iron to replace her broken one
^ makes me waffles with stuff I'm allergic to, like bullets and shards of glass.
^is allergic to all kinds of waffles
knows the secret ingredient in that C2 is allergic to and puts it in all the waffles.
^ eats sno cones with chop sticks.
didnt just post ninja me.
(ninja post?)
^eats watermelon with SALT. TONS of salt.
^ is a human canon ball.
wind passes right through his skin as he falls down, this furious speed will only destroy him.
(Somebody) i was going to post and i took too long, he got in before i did. back in 08 there was masive ninja posting between a few forum members)
^ has hulk-osis.
(I'm too fast four you!? hahaha. :P)
^created the LOL cats craze
started the LOLdogs the next day.
^wants to start the LOLhamsters next week
^ has already created a world wide national LOLbunnies society
^ breeding LOLpandas.
^ Is a panda.
captured a panda
^ robbed a doughnut shop of it's bear claws.
makes tainted bear claws.
^ is the "taint" in the bear claws.
knowing that the bear claws are tainted, sells them anyway.
makes bear claws out of real bears' claws
provided real bear claws for the bear claws
^eats peanut butter with chopsticks
has never been to Fanime.
has never been to Sacanime
doesn't know even know what Sacanime is
^ knows the Colonel's secret recipe.
^knows the secret behind Busch's baked beans
^ bakes beans with her own secret ingredients.
^ likes sleeping with beans because they think it's good luck
^avoids beans like the plague because she thinks they give her bad luck
^ is the amazing fruit that makes you toot.
^is the old lady that swallowed the fly
^ is the grudge lady.
^eats eyeballs with a fork
^ can catch flies with chop sticks.
^ doesnt realize that Mr. Miyagi was my father.
(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpigmentations.files.wordpress.com%2F2009%2F06%2Fmr-miyagi.jpg&hash=320bf271dbee495999ba20360e654711df1bdf2d)
Rest in Peace Dad!
^ can lick their eyeballs
Can lick Jerry's eyeballs.
^ Likes observing people's eyeballs through a telescope
provides the telescope
^brought a telescope to Fanime which he used to spy on on people at the opposite hotel O.o"
^ likes to sell telescopes at black alleys
likes to buy the telescopes and spy on people
^takes his telescopes everywhere
borrows my telescope since I always have it
^ sticks telescopes in public bathrooms
used a telescope in a public bathroom
was watched by MMA in the bathroom with the telescope.
^Uses a telescope to see Alaska from her house
^ has videos of themselves being watched by AuroraDreamer's telescope on Youtube
downloaded said videos
^Needs a telescope to use the restroom in the first place.
^ needs a search party when he uses the restroom.
^needs a search party when he's at Fanimecon
(Side Note:: Speaking of Fanime, did anyone see those 3 goth "sexy" performers that were performing a dance with music by taht booth where you could Fanime 2010 T-Shirts?? What the heck was that all about? I heard someone say.. "Is that Adam's Apple?" Can anyone inform me on this porfavor??)
^is one of the secret rovers who work during Fanime
^ is a secret ninja hard at work during Fanime
^ eats mayonnaise straight out of the jar.
^ has pickle juice with every meal he eats.
^ eats fuzzy pickles.
^ fuzzies their pickles
^ provides the hot fuzz.
^ Likes eating the hot fuzz
^is referring to mold when speaking of fuzz
(Oh jeez ya'll I'm really gagging. D: Oh and MMA I have no idea of what you are talking about, that sounds really weird...O.o")
Quote from: Somebody on June 14, 2010, 03:57:17 PM
^is referring to mold when speaking of fuzz
(Oh jeez ya'll I'm really gagging. D: Oh and MMA I have no idea of what you are talking about, that sounds really weird...O.o")
(Hehe.. you're never supposed to understand what I talk about most of the time. That's the fun of it~ ^^
If you're gonna gag.. do it on a protester =3)
^likes baking the fuzz, and selling them at drug stores all over the country
Posted a troll-line in front of the portestors.
Was the first to participate in the troll-line
Is actually an afternoon affair.
Their milkshake isn't tasty enough to bring all the boys to the yard.
Will only eat turtle soup during the third week of June.
^Will only make the turtle soup on the third week of June
^ likes hunting for turtles in the middle of June
^chases turtles to their doom
^ ate the TMNT.
^ was a secret, unmentioned member of the TNT
Was Shreader's ex-girlfriend.
Actually is Shreader.
was my tailor.
Had his dress for the black and white ball tailored too short
^ did not pay their tailor the 5 million for his dress
^ also sews invisible garments.
^ pays for the invisible garments
^wants C2 to wear the invisible garments
^ just wears see thru clothing.
^invented invisible clothing
^forgets to take off her invisible garments when she showers.
is an avid collector of invisible garments for animals.
^is a high investor in invisible garments for animals
Used to work as a hunter of magical creatures.
wanted to be hunter's apprentice but failed.
^was a disapproving caretaker of magical creatures
^ is the reason roses have thorns.
^ is the reason why there is a giant thunder storm in Michigan Area
^ the reason why bees make honey.
^is responsible for the leaves falling in autumn
^ makes thunder from armpit farts.
can shoot nuclear bombs from his mouth at his enemies.
^beats people up with that giant fish she is always carrying ;D
kidnaps baby pandas from their mothers to train them to be her evil minions.
^ an evil panda.
^ is a red panda
^ was taken in by a pride of lions.
^
Likes watching clowns at night
^ went into to train in the mountains with bears.
^ is related to manbearpig [randomly saw this on southpark last night] :P
^Cosplayed as Kevin the Snipe
hasn't ever heard of the movie Up!
Quote from: Jerry on June 21, 2010, 08:19:18 AM
^ is related to manbearpig [randomly saw this on southpark last night] :P
I actually have been to Cave of the Winds far too many times. XD
Has a plan to destroy the video game industry!
breathes only aqua.
Can teleport in under .5 seconds
^is not going to cosplay next Fanime
^ Plans to never attend another Fanime ever again.
^
Will stay in his/her room and never come out again
^ is trying to invent quesadilla flavored ice cream.
will try to steal the recipe once MyMidnightAffair does invent quesadilla flavored ice cream.
^is trying to make burrito flavored ice cream to win out over the quesadilla flavor by MMA
is the only person who likes those flavors of ice cream
{{Why am I always included in the devious schemes?? P:}}
^
has successful created a world of Delicious Ice Cream
^ attempted to jump over the pacific ocean, from California to Hawaii on a monkey bike.
^thinks bikes are made of monkeys
likes to ride flying monkeys
has never played a video game in his life
^doesn't think ninjas need love
^gives out $1 hugs
^ drinks tea with two lumps of salt.
^carries a water faucet with him wherever he goes, da? xDDD (where are you Aurora-I'm throwing references lol)
almost died of pocky overdose.
^ instigated the pocky overdose.
actually did die of a pocky overdose. Jerry is a zombie, anyone have a peashooter?
I have a large wok and ladle! xDDD
^only hung out with me at Fanime because she thought I was really a Pocky box xD
Quote from: Jerry on June 23, 2010, 04:29:17 PM
^ instigated the pocky overdose.
Jerry, you're supposed to tell a lie.
^ his cake is a lie.
^ Watches the same five movies on continuous play.
^
hides Gumby in his closet
Rides sugar cubes with wings
was once a zebra in a petting zoo.
^ Put's the lime in coconut then drinks it all up.
doesn't know his alphabet.
^ has a habit of chewing on their toe nails
^ thinks that giraffes are purple.
^ drives cars at late night derbies to win cash for his/her kids
holds the world record for most births.
^ Holds the record for being born the most times.
^ can sing the alphabet in 7 different languages.
never learned the alphabet. "A, B, Q, Z, P, 3, J..." :(
Was the one that taught C2chaos the alphabet
^ Addicted to lollipops in her previous life
^ was a lollipop in a past life.
is just a girl who thought that i was the one.
^ cut down "The Giving Tree" and sold it to Lowes.
^is the head manager of her local Lowes
^ can fart the national anthem.
^ wears diamond heart-shaped braces
refuses to use any form of electricity in her house.
^ Brushes her teeth using chili-flavored toothpaste :D
brushes teeth with a bottle of Jack's
^wakes up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
^ has a crush on Megan Fox.
^ was Bumblebee in Transformers
Is really Stevie Nicks
dated Stevie Nicks
^dislikes photography
^her pocky is poisoned
posioned Somebody's pocky
^ chewed on the carpet
^scolded Aurora for chewing on the carpet
^ tore up the carpet
^ Played with my hello kitty coloring book and ate my stash of hello panda and pocky.
^is Hello Kitty
^ created Hello Panda
^ eats Hello Panda so much, their face turned a mix color of chocolate and strawberry
^ Eats pocky so much, her body turned more stick-like and has pink hair and a super chocolatey-brown skin tone.
mistook MMA as a piece Pocky and tried to eat her.
That so called avatar is actually a picture of her from last month.
^ Plays with a hello kitty coloring book and eats hello panda every Tuesday.
^can't tell the difference between Hello Kitty and Shinatty-chan xD
Quote from: Somebody on June 30, 2010, 08:54:03 PM
^can't tell the difference between Hello Kitty and Shinatty-chan xD
Lol XD
Anyways,
You have fanboys/girls, but they all went away cause you stole their onigiri and okonomiyaki, yakisoba, and takoyaki.
Tortures people with her cooking.
^helps monikamilani by giving her all the wrong ingredients
^ will still eat moikamilani's cooking anyway.
^ Is my Cooking Teacher =DD
^ she calles me "Cooking Papa" :D
^ He calls me "Chosen One" =DD
^ will have to save the universe [yet again] atop tokyo tower and must defeat her best friend.
^ is working with monikanmilani's best friend to take over the universe
^ Has become one with the Lotus Clan of the Ninja and plays the new game based off of the series Lost. Lost:The Game. ;DD
^ Is Zero's right-handed man
^ has two left hands, and two right feet.
^ Secretly has three male profiles on the forums so that she can post in the forum games more often.
^ has five clones of himself to contain his massive ego. Now is working on a sixth clone.
^ Is in error. There are actually ten, with a full score in the biolabs.
^ His alias is Professor Iive Gutz Smellibottom!
^ likes putting elephants in his/her pocket
^likes carrying dominoes in her pockets
^ likes to act like superman by wearing a superman cosplay and jumping off high school bleachers.
^wants to have a Pocky battle between our cosplays at next year's Fanime xD
will have real, giant pocky in her cosplay next year.
^ will try to eat her cosplay next year.
^ will join Runewitt in the hunt for giant pocky
^ kidnapped me.
^ Is currently in my trunk trying to pry the lock open with a bic razor.
^ Has joined a ninja tournament and is currently training in my front yard =DD
^ is getting her shotgun ready to practice aiming at some ninjas that are on her lawn.
^is one of the ninja's, but in my backyard.
Has a duel with a samurai later in the day.
^ the samurai.
is a samurai in training.
^ my sparring partner.
was my previous sensei.
^ murdered her current sensei and is on a sensei-killing frenzy.
^ is the next sensei on monikamilani's hit list.
^ is my new sensei that I will not kill >;D
is my sensei in killing senseis.
^is also my apprentice
^ plans to murder all her apprentices
^is trying to kill me first
^Was taught the "Breaking Point technique" by Cologne... in the traditional fashion.
^ Was taught "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire" by Cologne ;DD
^ was with on an ark for forty days and forty nights with Fanime Jesus.
(LOL)
^built the ark for Fanime Jesus
^ Horrased the protestors w/ Fanime Jesus about their shoes being untied =DD
^ one part cat and two parts cat-girl.
^one part man and one part mouse. And one part horse! xD
^can speak Olde English and Devil Tongue
^Eats hello kitty candy when she gets nervous =DD
^eats sand when nervous xD
^ eat pocky when shes not nervous.
(LIES Jerry, LIES xD)
^tried selling me to rabid congoers as real Pocky
(Were you the pocky walking with the ramen, or the pocky with her hair pulled back... if ur the one with the hair pulled back I took a picture with you and men's pocky XD)
^ Tried to sell Russel (Jerry =DD)
(Actually I was neither! xD -.-' My face doesn't show when I wear my Pocky costume. (http://amathera.deviantart.com/favourites/#/d2qpev1) Of course, that's Pocky 1.0. I haven't worn the new 2.0 version yet, but my clubbies have. xD That would be the giant one that spent most of the weekend backstage of Stage 0! >~<')
^wanted to buy Pocky 2.0
^ Ate her last costume
(Lol I was this one, http://www.flikr.com/photos/earthdog/4658670032 it was falling apart from the start, and sadly I broke it from tripping before cosplay dodge ball -___- only 5 hours of wearing it.)
^ Has not only Fangirls now, he has FanBOYS.
Quote from: monikamilani on July 09, 2010, 04:33:59 PM
(Lol I was this one, http://www.flikr.com/photos/earthdog/4658670032 it was falling apart from the start, and sadly I broke it from tripping before cosplay dodge ball -___ only 5 hours of wearing it.)
^ Has not only Fangirls now, he has FanBOYS.
^ Is lying! ;D ;D ;D ;D
is a Twilight Fanatic
has no clue what Twilight is about.
When last asked, "Team Jacob or Team Edward", she just smiled and said, "Team Jared." ;D
Is on team Jacob because of his abs LOL
is the real life Bella Swan
has a Hungarian accent.
Quote from: monikamilani on July 09, 2010, 04:33:59 PM
(Lol I was this one, http://www.flikr.com/photos/earthdog/4658670032 it was falling apart from the start, and sadly I broke it from tripping before cosplay dodge ball -___- only 5 hours of wearing it.)
OMG I SAW YOU!! I saw you carrying it and you looked sad and I wanted to come up and comfort youz~ >~<' That and I was amazed you had the patience to paint all that on! @o@ I just slapped some great red felt and cardstock on mine, but it's starting to fall apart too. I get so many hugs that nearly squish the box completely that mine is starting to come apart too T^T
Quote from: doriangray on July 09, 2010, 06:26:47 PM
When last asked, "Team Jacob or Team Edward", she just smiled and said, "Team Jared." ;D
NOOO TEAM IAN IS BETTER FOOL~ xDDD Unless you're not talking about the Host...lol
^has an amazing Chinese accent that should be used in the Hetalia dub (lol xD
(Lol I NATRUALLY look sad... I wasn't really, it's just that I remembered the Hug Line was banned and I didn't get to dance this year T^T Hugging was also a reason it broke =( I actually destroyed it myself, the writing broke off and my bro couldnt fit it in the car so we left it somewhere =((((( Oh well! I re-did it but it doesn't have that "happy-vibes" to it anymore -__- Always next yearrr. I look chubby, don't I LOL and I can't really pull off a pro cosplay sadly cause Im so chubbbbbb chubbb according to the scale and mirror but oh wellz)
^Likes to eat Pocky when she see's a Hetalia cosplayer. Hehe... they're EVERYWHERE. (;DD LOL)
^ traps genies inside lamps.
is a genie trapped in a lamp
^ Rubbed the lamp and wished for all the wishes on the corrupted wishes thread.
gave me the idea to make those wishes
^does NOT have an awesome avatar
(Seriously though, where is it from? It looks hilarious! xD)
makes me wanna buy Pocky.. at the Obon Festival in Japantown. :D
Quote from: MyMidnightAffair on July 10, 2010, 11:45:29 AM
makes me wanna buy Pocky.. at the Obon Festival in Japantown. :D
Lol I was there a moment ago.
Is eating Ume Gum =D
^ is a yellow sno-cone vendor.
Quote from: monikamilani on July 10, 2010, 08:21:10 PM
Quote from: MyMidnightAffair on July 10, 2010, 11:45:29 AM
makes me wanna buy Pocky.. at the Obon Festival in Japantown. :D
Lol I was there a moment ago.
Is eating Ume Gum =D
Omfg were you wearing either any oriental wear?? (Like a kimono, red Chinese dress... etc)
And I think I saw Jerry there.. :D
^ Likes eating fresh yellow-snow
lol no my friends parents dragged us there before I couldn't put on my cosplay :/ Gahhh. I was wearing a blue, white, and orange shirt that went almost to my knees.
is eating 1 year old pocky =P
^ Saved the world twice today!
^ Was thwarted by monikamilani in his attempt to destroy the world. Will try again tomorrow.
^ is my minion.
^ is my sidekick >:D
^is my mail-lady
lives in my shed.
lives under my patio secretly
^lives in my closet
^ doesn't own a closet
^ currently is in search for more brains to eat.
^ hid her brain in a locked chest under the sea.
^ has the key to that chest
^stole the chest without the key
^ likes to touch other peoples chest. ;)
^ Rubbed his own chest while typing that ;D
^ probably wants her hands on my booty as well. Yar, pirate talk. Avast! ;)
Lost his booty while playing liar's dice.
^ has scurvy.
^ his ship was destroyed by the Kraken
^ named his son Atlantis and threw him into the ocean.
"Atlantis has been lost to the sea..." (T_T)
^ Sings One Time by Justin Bieber in the shower everyday -__-"
^is Justin Bieber's sister
^ Is Justin Beiber's twin and going with him to North Korea.
^ is Justin Beiber :o
^ is North Korea.
^is Im Yong Soo/South Korea
^ is a platypus
^is a FLYING GREEN MINT BUNNY (sorry but I'm still laughing over that xD)
Is a Cybor, but thats Okay.
Catches bullets with his teeth.
rode a horse naked through the streets.
Is Lady Godiva
can only speak in cartoon voices.
^ only speaks with the usage of signs.
(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft3.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3A8Pl_T9LbtVjpNM%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.ranmaonline.com%2Fgallery%2Fimages%2Fgenma%2Fgenma_001.gif&hash=bfe77b7a539011756edf4faf9c95d8e511581669)
Is the reason I was gone.
^ a reindeer breeder
^is wearing a cape!
Likes to drink wine and run around with a rose between her legs o.O
Quote from: AuroraDreamer on July 14, 2010, 02:28:26 PM
Likes to drink wine and run around with a rose between her legs o.O
{that sounds interesting.. >_> Do you know anyone that does that? :) )
^^ Cracks eggs from a top of a building & watches them land on people
^ Once saved a helpless penny from a speeding train.
put the penny there
^ was driving the train
was on the train
Quote from: MyMidnightAffair on July 14, 2010, 04:48:51 PM
Quote from: AuroraDreamer on July 14, 2010, 02:28:26 PM
Likes to drink wine and run around with a rose between her legs o.O
{that sounds interesting.. >_> Do you know anyone that does that? :) )
LOL Nice one Aurora! xD I don't think I can top a joke about France...xD
^runs around with a black apron, collar, and cuffs. xD
^ lives in the closet
locked Somebody in the closet
^ came out of said closet.
^wanted to join our party in said closet xD
^ had a party in her pants while inside the closet.
went to that party
^ crashed that party with a smoke bomb and some Smartees
^ Accidentally dropped Mentos into the coke bottles at the party.
^ brought skittles to the party and asked us to taste the rainbow.
quickly tasted that rainbow
^choked on a unicorn on that rainbow.
Rode the Unicorn while singing Erasure-Always.
Robot Unicorn Attack.FTW.>.>
^ Went to go and see Erasure with me, and cried during their cover of "Take a Chance on Me."
^ died at some point during the concert until they sang "Breathe."
^ killed Dorian at the concert
^ died in my arms tonight.
^ Together will break these chains of love.
^ wears his sunglasses at night.
got Jenny's number off the wall.
^Was my angel in the centerfold.
only meant well...
Is eating clay, with thy hands ;DD
^ hates music!
^ Hates ME! Why do you hate me, c2chaos??? *criiiiiiiieeeesssss*
^ emailed me a photo of a KKK group and wrote my name on it pointing to the guy in dress white.
^was my Prom date
^ wore a tuxedo to prom.
^tried to wear a mini-skirt to prom
^ had 3 different dates for prom.
^ Ate the prom!
was not invited to said prom.
Was caught under the bleachers with her prom date!
Was jelous of them ;DD
Was the one who busted them... although took a while gathering "photographic evidence".
Quote from: monikamilani on July 16, 2010, 02:07:20 PM
Was jelous of them ;DD
Which one? XD XD XD
^ flipped my skirt up at prom.
^enjoyed get his skirt flipped by everyone at prom
^was my second date to prom
spent half the prom working as the DJ
spent half his time looking fora prom date
^ was the one who said yes to being Runewitt's date.
^would rather have been Runewitt's date than mine and got jealous
^is going to become a ninja and sneak out to go to the fair!
^ already ninja'd the fair.
^is going to preform at the fair
^ is C2's backup dancer.
^ singing a duet with me.
^ slipped off stage during the duet and fangirls attacked him.
^ Was disguised as a fangirl to start attacking.
was also attacking
^ put the banana peel that I slipped on, on stage.
^ is now at a hospital from the brutal beating.
^ ate that same banana before the show!
ate 10 banana's for breakfast today ;DD
likes to wear dresses made of bananas
^designed the banana dresses
bought the bananas and made her designs real for me =PP
^wants me to make her a banana bridesmaid line for her wedding xD
^ One of the bridesmaids.
^ wore a banana tuxedo to the fashion show and was bana-napped by a big gorilla.
^was the banana-groom
^ banana-bride.
^Had DorianGray step in as the Banana-best man
^ had the gorilla that bana-napped dorian walk her down the isle.....
....
...
..
.
and the the gorilla bana-napped him again!
^insisted upon a banana wedding cake
^ insisted that all the guests arrive in banana suits.
^ ate his banana suit till he became indecent.
^ bet that I couldn't eat my whole suit.
ate everyone's dresses at my weding
^was mad because my banana-wedding totally crashed her banana-wedding xD
^ realized that the gorilla took of with the best-man who was carrying the ring,
^ hired the gorilla to do it.
^the person I paid to get the gorilla to do it.
was pissed when I didn't use the exact gorilla he specified.
gave me said gorilla.
^ Owned a chimpanzee named Diddy prior to getting the gorilla.
Quote from: AuroraDreamer on July 19, 2010, 03:13:23 PM
was pissed when I didn't use the exact gorilla he specified.
It was supposed to take the bride away and not the best man!
^ Insisted that the gorilla be called "Grodd" at all times. The gorilla did not seem pleased about this.
^ is training to be a voodoo master.
^ has driven a shopping cart on a freeway.
^ has burnouted doughnuts on the free way
^has sold hot dogs on the freeway
^ sells pocky on the freeway and has better business than my hotdog business :-[
has bad business, because he keeps going over and buying pocky from Somebody.
^ likes to sunbathe next to Somebody's Pocky's stand to attract more fanboys.
^is trying to put me out of business by cosplaying with his girlfriend at his stand
^ invented the Pocky-sicle, frozen Pocky ice cream!
Quote from: c2chaos on July 20, 2010, 10:02:47 PM
^ invented the Pocky-sicle, frozen Pocky ice cream!
(That sounds kind of yummy xD)
^invented banana-leather
^ invented crash dummies, originally just used dummies. :P
^ invented the Chocolate flavored icecream, all for Kevin the Bird =PP
^ eats sunblock.
^eats sandpaper
^ eats sprinkles
^ Eats posters he meets in the Fanime forums.
^ is making posts from Jerry's tummy.
^is making posts from the ocean
^Made that post.... FROM THE FUTURE!
^LOL xD
^Posted from a garbage can!
^ posted from outter space !
^posted from Fanime 2012!
^Posted while on an epic quest to save the world, wuxia style, while riding a six legged flying bison.
Posted while flying high on a water dragon sippin' on pina colada ;DD
^ posted while knocking back a 40oz of spirits 8)
^posted from the top of Mt. Everest
^ is posting from Mars
^ is posting from my garbage can outside xD....o.O" xD
^ posting on a laptop made completely out of Pocky.
^posting while on break from his butler duties
^ is a Keebler elf. Where are my cookies?
^is a tomato box fairy! xD
^ is currently sitting in Busby's Chair.
^was injured gravely by a Panjandrum
^Has been replaced by a panda.
(ZOMGTIBETREF?)
^made c2 sick with a menacing glare
Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~
waited in line at Comic Con just to get a picture with Pikachu
^Has found the cure for most of the world's diseases.
^ is the reason for most of the world's diseases.
^is the reason for the wigs bought constantly nowadays. 0.o and, you should know why XD
^ Is the reason why tabloid writers still have a job.
^ currently is writing an article on the posters on the Fanime boards.
is currently writing an article about me XD
^ is taking too many pictures of me.
^can't get enough photos of himself in his cosplay
^ gambles on competitive video gaming.
stabbed the old spice man in the eye at comic con
^ changed into a form of said knife with his ability gained from comic con.
gave away said ability
^walk on walls
is the only one who can see Sasuke walking on walls.
^ makes the ground do all her walking.
^ walks with his hands.
^walks on water
Is an alien from the Galaxy Federation.
^roleplays as pikachu
^is secretly a persocom
ec calnadmo yh Ym Prat Cumtean!
(Brownie Points if you get this with out the link (http://www.pixelscapes.com/twoflower/albhed.html).)
I hate her avatar.
^ Is borrowing my hair products.
^ only lent them because his were falling out.
^ has been wearing a fake horse beard for 12 years
^ got her's with a whole horse
^ will only wear clothes made from horsehide.
^ lets a horse sleep in her bed.
^ stole mah bike WRYYYYY
^entered the WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY-winding town arc (FFFFFT xD)
^ is currently lifting 15 Ibs. weights
^ gained the freshman "15 lbs"
^ killed a con-goer with a GPS device.
^ didnt reallize that "gravity" did most of the work...
[a GPS falling from 20,000 ft+ would be like a falcon punch to the head, downward...
of course that would kill you. :P ]
^ is blaming gravity for his issues.
^ defies gravity.
^ their clothes defy gravity T-T
^ sold a dead parakeet to a blind kid.
^ Is the blind kid.
^is the dead/undead parakeet
^*Squak!* Animated me with necromancy most fowl!
^ is Zac Effron's co-star in Charlie St. Cloud.
(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ft1.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcQnUS8Hes6SPKh_bumeuerXMEkC2_OV-qbBQ27kk3lFhAP5THg%26amp%3Bt%3D1%26amp%3Busg%3D__fMjXS1rsT9vyS3xvOhGoqC8mHSU%3D&hash=6b54b466d4be1d16d2398f75094ffd391e8e9691)
^ IS ON A BOAT !
^ Cooks pasta WITH HIS MIND!
^ eats his pasta with tongs
^boiled pasta in the desert
^ ate pasta for dessert
wears pasta on his head for a hat.
^ ate my hat. :(
It was very tasty!
^ is cooking up a whole line of pasta themed outfits.
^ preventing me from finishing them.
^ started lacing the pasta with cyanide.
^ has a ticking time bomb
^planted the ticking time bomb in Aurora's backpack
^ creates the bombs that are implanted in Aurora's backpack
^ was given the backpack. It's defective I don't want it anymore.
^ purchased the timebomb to murder(!) the wealthy businessman she was having an affair with in order to get his polar bear refuge and art collection as part of her intricate scheme.
^ the man who did build Rome in a day, but back then it was called Romesaranghaeinitzelhlubstienogozaimasu.
came up with the name
was the one who changed the name to Rome.
was the first man to spit on the ground of Rome
destroyed Rome in a day.
^ the weapon used to annihilate Rome.
^is the grandson of Rome
^ was the maiden that the boys fought over and destroyed for Rome.
^ Godzilla's dad.
^ is Godzilla
^ is Mothra
^ dated pikachu
^sells fuzzy llama socks at Fanime
^ Is knitting me slippers.
^ is hiding in Michi's closet.
^ lives in Michi's closet
^lives in Jerry's closet
^lives in the C2's closet within Jerry's closet. o.O
^ has no clothes in her closet.
^Is trying on the clothes in my closet.
^only has elvish clothes in his closest
^ only has pocky in her closet.
^has a secret stash of chocolate bars for Kevin and co. in his closet
^ still keeps a shrine with an idol made of abc gum in her closet.
was desperate for gum and found out about Somebody's said closet.
^ Mixes her chocolate via waterfall
^ can absorb people and assume their form and abilities.
^ is the only one without any abilities to give dorian.
^ created Mega-Mecha-DorianGray Monster (Mega-Mecha D-G Mon) to defeat the life-form absorbing dorian.
^ Is secretly my ex-wife! :O
^ absorbed Mega-Mecha D-G Mon to destroy himself!
^ is a crime fighter as his day job.
Is a heroin addict.
Jerry says, he's done with Sergio :D
^ partied hard with Kurt Kobain once.
was the valet for said party
^ was the coat check guy for said party.
^ hides his precious in a chest.
He dammed up the river using my butt :-[
^ and failed because there was a crack in it.
used Spackle to fill said crack.
Does dirty things with sheep.
^ taught me those dirty things.
^ accidentally did those things to a wolf.
^ taught me to love furries.
^ liked tentacles before that.
Made a tentacle food challenge for Adam Richman to eat.
gave the idea for it
^ my competitor in the food challenge.
^ didnt win his iron chef competition
^is part of the tv show Iron Chef
^ crowned as champion twice!
^ enjoys Jiang Jin's posts.
^ also likes feet!
^ Is the Sausage King of Chicago.
^ the Rice King of California!
wishes he was the rice king instead of the sausage king
^ eats her sausages New York style.
is currently trying out to be the next American Idol
^ already won it--twice!
was my rival in the finally
^ Stole my secret recipe.
^ is bad at hiding said recipe. A box labeled "NOT secret recipe" :)
^ replaced my recipe with a page from a Death Note.
^killed himself in shock from the Shinigami instead of killing others with the page.
^ wrote my name on it before pulling the ol' switcheroo.
hid his will somewhere in DisneyWorld
^Lives in the Matterhorn........ride at DisneyLand
^ comes to visit me and play basket ball at the mountain top quite often.
^She cosplays as Eve (Needless) and can't remember peoples names.
^ a satyr that eats old hags.
^hasn't been on the forums for weeks
^was on yesterday.
^ hacks the forums and made everyone's avatar look like PedoBear
^ my maid.
^ can not be out in sunlight, because of his sparkling skin condition.
^ per contract, is not allowed to wear shirts.
^ only drinks the blood of dodo birds.
is frequently a guest on America's Most Wanted.
^ frequently featured in the 15 seconds of shame section of AMW.
^ Is like, totally Nicolas Cage ;D
^is actually Tom Hanks
^ is actually Keira Knightley staring in her new role as a Hetalia crazed teen.
(xDDD)
^is actually Kristen Stuart hiding from angry mobsters who are obsessed with Robert P/Edward C
^ is Jack Black who's researching a role for a new movie.
^ is Betty White.
^ Bea Arthur's protegé.
is jealous of that
Cheated on exams at the Starfleet academy.
Helped me cheat on the test
^ helped me fail a test.
^ was denied 5 time to the Starfleet Academy.
^Was top of her class at Starfleet Academy
Was lowest of her class in Hogwarts
^Failed Divination
^ Passed Corruption.
^ is in Hufflepuff's Quidditch Team
^ was an extra in Napolean Dynamite.
was an extra in Cats vs Dogs 2
^ a grasshopper-looking android superhero.
contacted my website for superhero help
^ now fights crime for me.
^ starts the crimes just to have them fight.
Is in Sting's band.
^ tried to overrule Sting
^ hums dramatic songs at inappropriate times.
^laughs at all the wrong times in movies
^ laughs at the wrong times during novels.
^ goes around telling orphans they're adopted.
is the one the orphans think adopted them
^ Likes to tell kids who hate their parents that they are not adopted.
^pursuades me to do so
^ but would have gladly done it anyway.
^ is world champion in pickle eating
^ Pickled pepper picking prodigy.
^ Sold Manhattan island for a few beads.
Now is the proud owner of Manhattan Island
^owns a Clydesdale
^likes to play soduko in the shower while wearing argyle socks ;D
^was on an episode of The Great Pretenders.
^ was the VA for Jafar in Aladdin
^Was the Genie in Aladdin
^ did multiple voices for Samurai Pizza Cats.
^ created Rugrats.
was the inspiration for Rugrats.
^ voiced for Phil and Lil
^voiced Chaz Finster
^has a girlfriend in Canada
^ Has a girlfriend on Hoth.
is the said girlfriend
^ plays laser tag with actual death lasers.
^partakes in said laser tag games
^ owns 5000 lasers
^ is the emperor of the galactic empire.
^is in that empire
^is the emperor's abused concubine
is planning to assassinate the emperor.
^ is very strong with the "dark side" of the Force.
^ made the blueprints to the Death Star 3.0
^ helped make the Death Star 3.0
^first owned the game "Portal"
^ knows that it's a trap!
^Made the cake a lie.
^ super glued herself to a chair because so she could win the musical chair tournament.
^ Is the reason the zombie outbreak is not over.
^ the reason why aliens keep visiting New Mexico. He told them there was cake there.
^ Found out the cake was a lie but refused to tell anyone about this awful truth
^ allergic to the color red.
^ knew the plan of Nevada Tan
^ adopted a Smurf Village in Arizona.
^ Has a secret dream of becoming a pretty pink princess.
^ is the reason why the 49ers lost today
^likes making people cry
^ wears a life jacket to sleep.
will only say words with on syllable.
Sits on a chair and splashes water onto herself.
^ Drives an electric-powered skateboard.
^ acted as the role of a dead body on CSI.
^ was a corpse on resident evil afterlife.
^ is deathly afraid of girls.
He bought and lives in the actual house I used to live in at East San Jose.
^ Had a secret room in his old house at East SJ.
lives in the closet of said house.
^ lives under their house
^live on top of the house.
has released four-thousand mice in the house.
^ Threw cheese into my closet!
^ named all the mice.
^ Kidnapped the mouse I had named Mickey.
^ sent his assassin mice to hunt me down
fought off the assassin mice with a toothpick
^ My weapon-monger.
^beats people up with corn
loves picking corn with her feet.
^lights corn cobs on fire and chucks them at people's houses
^ can eat 17 Cobs of Corn in under 4 minutes
^ used the leftovers to make fancy pendants.
^ Swallows chicken bones after eating the chicken.
was a chicken in her past life
ate said chicken by accident
^ eats crunchy chicks.
^eats sour chicks
^ drinks sour cream
^ likes "BDSM" with whipped cream.
^likes chicken with whip cream
^ will only eat Chicken flavored Ice Cream.
^drinks chicken milk.
^ likes drinking elephant milk.
^likes drinking hamster milk
^eats hamster pellets with milk for breakfast.
^eats cobs of corn for protein
^ kills people with Hot Cheetos, then eats the murder weapons.
^ can only talk in song.
^ only speaks in rabbit.
is raising togepis in his backyard.
^ sneaks around during the night to put clothes on statues.
^ steals said clothes so he can sell them at garage sales.
^ bought said clothes from that garage sale.
^ has a statue dedicated to him in a park in San Jose.
^takes his Pikachu to see the statue
^ still looking for Mew under his truck.
^took my Mew from under my truck
^is the Wizard of Oz
^ The wicked witch of the west.
^ built the Yellow Brick Road
^has a little dog named Todo
^ likes to wear Ruby-Red shoes.
^ a very shiny, brainless, walking tin-man.
^is a cowardly lion
^winged monkey
^The Wizard
^ potato farmer.
^UFC fighter
^ Does not have CM Punk on Facebook.
^ hates Evangelion.
^isn't on anime-planet
^isn't a Narutard.
^isn't an Onegai Post
^ plays video games with the TV set upside-down.
^plays video games with the tv off
^ grows sea monkeys and pet rocks for retailers.
^buys said sea monkeys and pet rocks
^ also molds custom chia pets that grow into giant man eating plants.
^has one to guard his house
^sleeps with a furbie under his pillow
^ sleeps with and army of them under her bed.
^fought said army
^ was Lt. General of that army!
^couldn't find me after defeating the army
^ went AWOL joined a glee club instead.
^was the president of the Glee Club
^ eats squid ink spagetti.
^loves Spaghetti tacos
^loves Bunny Tacos
^ does underground Pocky swordfights to the death!
lost an arm in a recent one. :(
^was the one who caused him to lose the arm
recorded the whole scene to put on to youtube.
^ champion pocky-sword fencer.
^runner-up Pocky-sword fencer
^ the ring girl who holds up the signs during the death-matches.
^ Bullied a teen to the point of suicide.
What? >.<
^ faked a handicap to date a gorgeous caretaker.
^helped come up with the idea
Hates Angelina from Jersey Shore
^ faked blindness to grope someone.
^ caused blindness when trying to grope someone
^groped Snooki
Had snoose snoose with snookie
^ has been here the whole time!
^hasn't been here in months
^hasn't been here in years
^ Greets people by spitting on them.
^Greets people with a kick to the shin
^Greets people by punching them in the face
^ greets people with a body slam.
^greets people with a boot to the head!
^greets people with a slap to the face
^ greets people with a restraining order.
likes to restrain girls with rope in the order of cute-ness.
^ Once helped a busy street cross an elderly woman.
^ was once an elderly woman
^ Likes to nom on other people's heads.
^ Was a part of Adam Ant's band.
^ trains badgers to stop badgering other animals.
^was one of said other animals
^ scored a grand slam in Qudditch!
^was on the team I scored off of
^ has survived 4 Zombie apocalypses and 1 alien invasion.
^ Is Frank Beard, from the band ZZ Top. ;D
^is the other ZZ Top guy
Quote from: sasukeuchiha92 on October 29, 2010, 08:37:47 PM
^is the other ZZ Top guy
You mean "one of the other ZZ Top guys."
Anyway, he is the pilot of the Dark/Devil Gundam. :o
dressed as Yoko for Halloween.
^ hates coming to the forums.
^also hates coming on the forums
is really Tony, in disguise so he can spy on the forums.
Is really Billy Idol
has a full body poster of frank zappa, in a speedo.
^ is the 6th member from N'SYNC.
^is part of Coon and Friends
^ has ridden a polar bear on skis to work.
^was adopted by polar bears which explain their love for ice and fish.
Is Andy Warhol's son.
^checked Demi Lovato into rehab
will dress like their avatar for the next convention
^ will follow you around with a viola and play your very own theme song.
knows it's really going to be an acordian
is a monkey grinder
supplies the monkeys to be grinded.
did not post in this thread
is not a real little boy.
doesn't live on these forums
lives off of the forums.
^Lives under the forums....like a troll.
is a troll
Is a troll who works at the Washington Bridge and tells people riddles.
is one of said people who was told said riddles
^is related to Godzilla
Is a member of The Human League (80s New Wave group)
is in the 80s
is a pro-wrestler in New Jersey
is correct
Once broke their toes in a terrible ballerina accident.
Is really Slash, the guitarist.
^is a roadie for Slash
is an undead and therefor does not need sleep.
^ stuck in the 70's.
Loves to Disco
is king of hackey sack!
^ the ultimate ultimate frisbee star.
^is a magical science cat
is realy bill nye the science guy
is a secret assassin trying to murder the governor of California
is the governor of California
was hired by Maki to kill me.
should be dead by now, why isn't anything going right??
paid nf33 in monopoly money.
tried to steal monopoly money from the bank
Hired Duke Togo to kill someone. 0_o
Is an internationally wanted mob boss.
^Uses his yoga techniques to subdue villans.
Is atomic ant
^ Is mighty mouse.
Is Captain planet
"Earth!"
"Fire!"
"Wind!"
"Water!"
"Heart!"
"By your powers combined I am c2chaos umm I mean Captain planet!"
^is the Ice King
is commissioner gordon
^created hand sanitizer
has been sanitized
^has been Satanized.
ruined a perfectly good joke.
Is the joke
Is a part of Fleetwood Mac
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies...
is the band manager
^ a former member of TLC.
Has been to space
Is married to Ric Ocasek.
IS Ric Ocasek ;D
^controls Ric Ocasek
is Rick Astley
Did not just go there
only speaks in foreign alien languages.
Lives on mars
throws porkchops at vegans
is a vegan that lives in Antarctica
is a penguin in Antarctica
is an evil vegan polar bear.
is the sidekick to said evil vegan polar bear.
^ a virtuous sea-loin that likes to thwart my evil vegan meal-plans.
is an evil vegan polar bear who has many minions and a laser gun
^ an egotistical carnivorous moose who think he's a better villain than me. Also, he has a death ray.
^ sadly had to become a good guy to stop the evil moose
^likes the monkey more then GIR
was going to cosplay as Gir, but shall now be the monkey.
Thinks Gir is real (oh look a squirrel)
sold me my gir slippers at the last fanime swap-meet.
(i'm wearing one)
Is a space alien
is kidnapping the children of Earth
is not a child from earth so there is nothing to fear
^Lives under a bridge with a kappa and a Venusian.
built the bridge.
Is the bridge.
^painted the bridge
^ a guitar playing, yellow star.
*himo himo himo himo*
Collects Elf Plushies and pogs
^is an elf plushie
is several pogs
Will never grow wings (oh wait . . .)
has detachable wings, one set for each day of the week.
Is a member of the Bangles :D
is the beard artist for zztop
Is Spock
Eats feet for breakfast.
thinks feet is a breakfast food. Every one knows feet is a brunch item.
^likes hands better then feet for brunch
Does not eat human appendages ever
is a human appendage
es Roja Nf33
Never does what he's told, and hasn't even touched his tuna casserole ;D
^ dislikes music.
^dislikes Christmas
is a crazy old hermit
Lives in a shoebox in a cave
is the cave :o
^ Is named after a medical procedure.
Is a Doctor and a Surgeon
^ Organ transplants, are their line, like a surgeon :D
is cuttin' for the very first time! Like a surgeooooonnnn.
^lives under a porch
Is the most awesome person you can think of
^is a heartless poster who only thinks of getting a good laugh
Is evil
is in the anti-pocky movement.
is in the anti-something movement
believes people are not wearing enough hats.
^ saw the Devil eat cheese whiz.
^Is the leader of the Midnight Society
wants people to call him Sardo! No Mister, accent on the do.
is an electron
Has no arms or legs, but can move gracefully like a snake on the ground.
Performed in the Klingon opera U
translated shakespeare back into the original klingon.
^ sneaks into people's homes and puts potatoes on their couches.
is (insert wacky title here)
^is a wacky title himself
Broke Christian Slater's scooter.
tricked Mr Bell into believing that Screech crashed his car into the gym.
Is Ronald Mcdonald.
Is the Colonel (KFC)
Quote from: nf33 on November 15, 2010, 06:43:42 PM
Is Ronald Mcdonald.
that wouldnt be an impossible costume...
is Jack
won $1000000 in the Mcdonald's Monopoly game
has Kirby for a pet
^ is Kirby.
^Needs a monster to clobber that there Kirby!
Knows Kirby
^is a Waddle Dee
Never found Waldo.
^ never found Carmen San Diego.
Is Kid Vid from the Burger King Kids Club
Is the Chex Warrior fighting the Flemoids.
is the real Captain Crunch
^is the Lucky Charms guy
^ past life was a Keebler elf
^ is Toucan Sam's mom.
Is the Trix Rabbit
^is really Tony the Tiger
^ Well "Somebody" told me
You had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
It's not confidential
I've got potential
A rushin', a rushin' around...
^didn't make what he just said up
Is part of the band Stryper
^is named Matt Striker
Is on strike
Is boycotting mattresses.
is not a nerd.
^ is a complete jock Football player, sometimes he is a pro-wrestler.
^ is actually made of dreams.
lives with Steve.Young.
is made of Runes.
really enjoys getting ice down his back
^is really made of ice
Lives in the sun
Is really Dr. Manhattan
has a crush on princess mia
Is princess mia
^made Princess Mia
He is actually Adrian Veidt.
^ hates Yoko.
^ Hates Mugi/K-On!
^ Scott Pilgrim was based off him.
^was one of the 7 evil exes
^ also, one of the evil exes.
^is the second evil ex, Lucas Lee
Is the first evil ex
^is the fifth evil ex, Kyle Katayanagi of the Katayanagi Twins
Quote from: nf33 on November 22, 2010, 11:30:41 PM
Is the first evil ex
Why am I Matthew Patel? I lose first now :-\ lol
^ is his own sister.
Is Stanley Stupid*, and his own grandpa. :D
*= Stanley Stupid is a character from "The Stupids" books and film.
Is Peter, Peter, the punpkin eatter..
^is Peter Griffin
Is Meg Griffin
Is Brian, the dog.
^ is the old pervert that stalks Chris.
Is Chris Griffin
^ ate Stewie's stool at the bank.
watched him do this... ewww
^ is Stewie Griffin.
Is also the evil monkey
(this should be interesting)
is Joe.
Is Quagmire! Quagmire!
Is Peter's Dad.
^is Cleveland Brown
^ Stan Smith.
^Roger the Alien
^ Steve Smith.
^Francine Smith
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
And he is Will Smith (the actor/rapper)
^ is Will.i.am.
^is Steve Carell
^ is Lady Gaga's best friend
^ is Katie Perry's BFF!
He is Elmo from Sesame Street
*rim shot*
Is Katy Perry.
^ the Cookie Monster.
Is Uncle Sam
^ Sephiroth's Dad.
^invented cheesecake
^Robbed the Cheesecake Factory
^ is the manager of the local Cheesecake factory
^hates the local Cheesecake Factory
^ Squall Leonheart's mom.
^Squall Leonheart
^ Is Squidward Tentacles
^ is allergic to cinnamon rolls.
is a furious cinnamon bun.
^ is a man-eating sandwich!
^is a man-eating Twinkie
^is a man-eating donut
^is a man-eating pizza
^ is a man-eating salad!
^is a man-eating meatloaf!
^ Is a Bat Out Of Hell ;D
^is from Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids
^ is Emmanuel Lewis.
^is one of Gru from Despicable Me's minions
^ He is Elvis Costello 8)
is Don Ho.
^is David Arquette
^ dresses up as Ten-Ten, occasionally.
^ is always dressed up like Ten-Ten
^ can use "The Force."
^camped out for a week to get Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 2
^ Is the Dark Lord's apprentice.
Is Luke Skywalker's
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^is Chewbacca's lost cousin
is a hairless albino ewok.
^ always cuts butter with hot knives.
has the combination 12345 on all his luggage.
Her avatar scares me.
(On an honest note, I'd like to know who that person is in her avatar. XD)
Barnes really scares me o.O
(Ema Skye from the Ace Attorney games)
^ she actually scared and repulsed me :-[
He is my next door neighbor
Quote from: AuroraDreamer on December 16, 2010, 04:20:41 PM
Barnes really scares me o.O
(Ema Skye from the Ace Attorney games)
Thank you :)
lives across the street from me O.O
^Lives with me.
^ Lives under my bed.
^ lives in a giant mansion and has parties every night
Closes their eyes every night and wishes that they were a fish.
^ Really is a fish.
^ is a pen saleswoman.
is kitchenware salesman
^is a car saleswoman
currently is trapped inside her car
Is the car from the movie "Christine" :o
^ grandma got run over by a reindeer.
^ reindeer got ran over by a grandma on a Rascal.
^partied with Jack of Jack in the Box
Is the guy who sold me my N64
^ almost replaced Benjamin Franklin on the !00 dollar bill.
Learned to tap dance from a talented traveling hobo
^ Is Katy Perry
^is the new Lady Gaga
^is going to be old soon
^ has a dog that eats 1st graders for lunch.
^has a 1st grader who eats dogs
^ is a tasty looking dog. (You should watch out for Aly)
Quote from: Somebody on December 26, 2010, 11:57:32 PM
^is going to be old soon
Hey that is not a lie DX
^ Is Judith from "Two And A Half Men"
Quote from: AuroraDreamer on December 27, 2010, 12:27:33 PM
^ is a tasty looking dog. (You should watch out for Aly)
Quote from: Somebody on December 26, 2010, 11:57:32 PM
^is going to be old soon
Hey that is not a lie DX
NU UH IT BE LIES XD and Uh-oh! D: xD
^is a tasty looking first grader (Guess you have to look out for my dog now! xDDD)
stole my cat.
ate the last cookie in the cookie jar.
^Smoked in the girl's room in high school.
^ Has turned invisible and spent the day in the girl's locker room.
Knew he was in the locker room and didn't tell anyone.
^ was pretending to be invisible in the same locker room.
^ Can see dead people.
^is one of these dead people that c2 sees.
^ One of those alive people that I can't see.
is one of those deaf mutes i pretend to be.
^is the girl's soccer coach
^ The girl's soccer team's moving target.
^ Is one of the soccer balls used for said soccer team.
^ Built an anti-ball turret that uses crows as ammunition.
^ Is a Tea Party Republican soccer mom
^ Is the reason why the Tea Party exists.
prefers lemonade parties.
^Likes Lemon parties.
lied
Can speak to birds.
^hasn't posted in a month
^ is in love with a Chicken named Sonia.
^ is Sonia
^ a mouse named Ruth.
(probably not a lie.. ) Knows the name of this anime: (https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi148.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fs39%2Fsasuke_luvs_sakura_2007%2F633814255592451155-honestybecausemostpeopledislikeliars1.jpg&hash=4adb34694b6a69426158937ede6c24a897d359af)
Is planning to crash Opening Ceremonies with Giga Pudding
^ Giga Pudding. (om nom nom)
Quote from: MyMidnightAffair on January 15, 2011, 12:17:47 PM
(probably not a lie.. ) Knows the name of this anime: (https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi148.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fs39%2Fsasuke_luvs_sakura_2007%2F633814255592451155-honestybecausemostpeopledislikeliars1.jpg&hash=4adb34694b6a69426158937ede6c24a897d359af)
Welcome the NHK! I like that anime a lot. My life felt like that up until a year and a half ago.
Quote from: c2chaos on January 19, 2011, 12:18:10 PM
^ Giga Pudding. (om nom nom)
Quote from: MyMidnightAffair on January 15, 2011, 12:17:47 PM
(probably not a lie.. ) Knows the name of this anime: (https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi148.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fs39%2Fsasuke_luvs_sakura_2007%2F633814255592451155-honestybecausemostpeopledislikeliars1.jpg&hash=4adb34694b6a69426158937ede6c24a897d359af)
Welcome the NHK! I like that anime a lot. My life felt like that up until a year and a half ago.
Thank you!! I'll probably start watching that soon. :D
Hrmm... doesn't know what my favourite colour is.
^ Has met my parents and saw my embarrassing family photo album.
Just to clear things up, I didn't go out in public and secretly take pictures of little girls.
Yeah, right. Don't deny it. You have photobuckets full of them. ;D ;D
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^ Has shota on his photobucket. XD
It ain't a trap. I know. I checked. :P
Actually hates Top Gear despite his flashy avatar
^ His real name is Madison, Maddy for short, and Matt for shorter.
His life is controlled Heavy Rain-style
^ his life is controlled tank-style.
DDR's perfectly with a blindfold, & with their hands.
^ has killed 50 men with a single blast of her Moe-Moe Beam!
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^ Has shota on his photobucket. XD
PERFECT. x)
Hrm.
^ is a hikikomori
^ Is that rabbit on the moon.
^ is one of the competitors in the Royal Rumble this Sunday night
-Was on "The Social Network"
inspired The Social Network.
^ Is my neighbor Totoro <3
lives above the beauty shop next to my house.
Can fly on a broom stick.
^is a flying broomstick
^ is a wizard using that flying broomstick.
^ Likes the taste of Unicorn meat.
^ Went berzerk in Fanime 09.
^ Is secretly a Canadian.
wishes he was canadian
^ openly, a Canadian.
^runs the Society of Extraordinary Canadians
^ is Canada (Hetalia).
^ Is a creepy-looking cat thing that makes contracts with young girls in order to make them into magical girls.
^ one of those maho-shoujos.
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What's a hetalia and a vocaloid???
Quote from: EJAY420 on February 07, 2011, 12:10:54 PM
What's a hetalia and a vocaloid???
its something to do with those japanese animes...
^ he works at a japanese buffet.
^ is on the menu.
^ can't tell left from right.
doesn't know how to derp
^ is un-FAIL-able.
^ has eaten unicorn meat before.
She ate Tom Cruise 0_0
was planning on butchering the National Anthem at next year's Super Bowl
^ already did that at the World Series.
^Can breathe under water
^ escaped from a pie and ate the people that put here there.
^ is one of the people that put Apple in said pie.
^ is Jenny Appleseed.
Quote from: EJAY420 on February 07, 2011, 12:10:54 PM
What's a hetalia and a vocaloid???
If you want to know about Vocaloids (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vocaloid) or Hetalia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hetalia), look on Wikipedia.
^ is planning to sabotage any efforts to create an English version of the Vocialoid software
^ Pedobear's secretary.
^ In charge of marketing for Pedobear
^ may be Pedobear's secretary but really is THE Pedobear.
^ worships Pedobear.
came up with Pedobear's original design, Sexual Harassment Panda.
^ Secretly wants Pedobear and Totoro to make a pact so that they can combine forces to rule the world
is working on the contract. Pedobear wants canada.
^ can make it snow in Death Valley, but chooses not to.
Can make it rain chocolate chips.
^ farts rainbows. o.O
^ supplies the pots of gold at the end of each rainbow.
Quote from: MyMidnightAffair on February 13, 2011, 07:52:48 PM
Can make it rain chocolate chips.
Chocolate Rain. XD
Quote from: c2chaos on February 14, 2011, 02:30:50 AM
^ supplies the pots of gold at the end of each rainbow.
Quote from: MyMidnightAffair on February 13, 2011, 07:52:48 PM
Can make it rain chocolate chips.
Chocolate Rain. XD
Oh God (FFFfffff) I read that in Tay Zonday's singing voice.
^ Is an epic rainbow llama unicorn.
^ Owns The Twilight Saga: Eclipse on Blu-Ray.
^ is Edward Cullen.
^ narrates her own life and cues her own background music.
^writes my background music
^ will narrate your life for food.
^will narrate about food
^ is the food he narrates about.
^ tends to break the fourth wall a lot
^ tends to break down a lot
^tends to.....Break the Walls Down! :P
^ Has followed Justin Beaver 3570354055 times.
^made me follow him
^ is Justin Beiber.
^ is Justin B's first fan
^ can turn animals into golden fire-breathing dragons.
^ was made into a mistake of becoming a blue mint-breathing dragon instead.
^ drank my milkshake.
^ is a mermaid.
^ is a seahorse
^ got c2chaos the seahorse pregnant. o.O
^ secretly steals flip flops from Fanime staff
^ is the reason why people were dancing to Justin Beiber in the school's rally.
^ has a life size, yes a whole 4 feet, poster of Justin Beiber
^ also the reason why the school rally sucked overall.
^ is evidently obsessed with schools
^ sells souls for cheap.
^ qualified for the Daytona 500
^is obsessed with Justin Beiber
^slept with Tiger Woods.
^ was Tiger Wood's publicist that had to deal with the scandal and got fired
^ fired the publicist.
^ makes the holes in swiss cheese
^ made the swiss cheese.
^ obsessed with cheese like Monterey Jack from Cn'D Rescue Rangers
(at least I think that's a lie)
^ Wants to rule the world by covering the sun in towels
^ shot Mr. Burns in that Simpsons special a long time ago
^ made that fact hidden and made it look like Maggie did it instead.
^ does the voice for Lisa Simpson.
Got rid of the Dental Plan
Runewitt needs braces
^touches you at night.
^ comes through your window at night & punches you in your sleep.
^ works a day job as a celebrity impersonater
^ Is on the show "You're Cut Off!"
^ created "You're Cut Off!"
^ got cut off.
is a celebrity that likes to impersonate inpersonators
^ is Fanime Jesus
Is a member of the Illuminati ^
^ survived in a desert for a week!
^was a dessert for one week!
^lives in the bushes outside your house
^ Is an onion knight.
^ is the current WWE Intercontinental Champion
^ survived a mad giraffe attack.
^ drowned in ice cream before.
^ has got that glitter on their eyes~
^ is married to Butter-toast Man.
^ works with Repair MAN MAN MAN MAN. ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o06rm4PzYMw
Quote from: ELDEMONIO on February 23, 2011, 12:14:19 PM
^ works with Repair MAN MAN MAN MAN. ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o06rm4PzYMw
I remember Kenan & Kel. xD
^ Knows how to repair pizzas.
^ Licks the tomato sauce off pizzas and then puts them back.
^ Uses blood when making tomato sauce
^ Uses vegetables in her meat sauces.
^ uses people in his meat sauces :O
^ Shoots the game winning shot in Varsity Girls Basketball back in high school.
^knows the originial recipe for KFC chicken. Get him before he escapes, folks!!
^ Is a Sekirei.
^ is a moderator here.
^ is cosplaying right now
^ is cosplaying in Heaven
Quote from: Otakuya on February 26, 2011, 04:49:23 AM
^ is cosplaying right now
As I am reading this, it is half-true. XD
I've got my "Ore No T-Shirt" on again.
^ knows the meaning of life
^ Has 74 different personalities
^Was bitten by that zombie
Only speaks in Zombie.
^ can talk to clouds
^Is a necromancer who communicates by writing on paper.
^ is a necromorph that only wants to be friends.
^Is a necromorph sympathizer
^ goes fishing with hand grenades.
^is a fish
^ is in Phish
* wonders how many of you are even old enough to know what that is *
Quote from: jimsha on February 28, 2011, 04:45:31 PM
^ is in Phish
* wonders how many of you are even old enough to know what that is *
The Phish Hampton? That place looks so psychedelic. C:
^ Is in Heaven, contacting us
^Is the CEO of *Heaven to Earth Contact services*
^ is living in Heaven and hating it
^Is watching anime and hating it
^is a hater just for making up that lie
^can't LOL
^ is selling the haters some haterade
^ hates the playas instead of the game
^carries around a puppet named Rex and claims it's a real person
^ secretly wishes they were cool enough to hang out with Rex
^ Ate Lamb Chop.
^ Needs $10 to buy a sheep.
^has begun selling unused sheep to save up for Fanime 2011
^ named his baby lamb 'shawn'
^sold said sheep
^ a supplier to black market dealers who specializes in importing sheep
^ Feeds the unwanted ones to his shark.
^ is the shark.
Is a member of Foreigner (the band)
is always backing up, because his daddy taught him good.
^ punched a hole in the night sky and that's why we have the moon.
^tried to go through said hole
^has went thr. the same hole but realized that they were just tripping balls
^ Is going to cosplay as Ronald McDonald. >:(
^has cosplayed as Ronald McDonald
^ Is a member of Heart (the rock band)
^ dresses as the KFC Colonel and harasses the Burger King.
^ is trying to usurp the Burger King's throne
^is the Taco Bell mascot dog everybody forgot about
^ Is married to Wendy
^ is Wendy
^ Is Wendy's father
Has the worst frosties ever!
^has nightmares about Wendy's
Is jealous of Wendy
^ is Arby.
^ is the Burger King
^ is actually Jack
^ is Grimace
^is Chuck E. Cheese
^ is one of those creepy mouse friends of Chuck E. Cheese.
^ one of those people who like to surprise people in the ball bin.
^ Does his business in those ball pins :o
^ Was the one who created those ball pins that allows him to do his business
^ has a friend who sometimes do his business for him in the bin. o_O
^tells the kids at Chuck E. Cheese that there is free fudge and lemonade in the bin :O
^stole the Chuck E. Cheese costume
^ takes part in the Black Market
^ wishes the black market were the grey market
^ wants to turn the town right side up instead of upside down
^ Makes and sells YuGiOh card knock-offs. They're called OhYuGi cards.
^ Is obsessed with Pegasus (from Yu-Gi-Oh!)
^ thinks the Blue Eyes White Dragon is real
^ quit school to become a Poke'mon master
^has claimed to rode on the Rayquaza but just turned out to be tripping pokeballs(that's code)
^ married Jessie & James
^ made Dynasty Warriors yaoi fan art.
^ Is an ashikaba (sp?) to a lot of Sekirei XD
^ Wants to kidnap the Sekirei and sell them to a Saudi prince
^was determined to mate Latios and Latias to make a Latios since they saw a daddy Latios in Pokemon Heroes the Movie
^ is gonna be in Michael Cole's corner at Wrestlemania XXVII
^ Created Wrestlemania.
Wants to cosplay as my girlfriend for Fanime 2011
^considers himself the voice of Fanime
^ Met PedoBear through Goldilocks and the three Bears.
^lives in Imaginationland
^is the troll that lives under the stone bridge
^ Is a goat
^ is a goat wrangler
^ Is a Jeep Wrangler.
^ is a pair of Wrangler jeans with a nano-chip embedded in it.
^ Authorized two illegal wars in the Middle East.
^ Is the reason why one of my brackets is on fire atm
^ can kill a tiger with a french fry.
^ can fry a live tiger.
^ Owns a purple tiger named "Puff"
^ is a magic dragon
^ Is Wuya
^ Is a street-walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm.
^ first started the "That's what she said!" jokes.
^ has wet feet.
^Is Kintaro (Mortal Kombat II)
^ Once dated Sheeva from Mortal Kombat.
^is Reptile from Mortal Kombat(getting it! he always loses)
^ Can play a saw.
^ Has thirteen toes, and three feet.
^ Can eat more than 89,009 hamburgers in a day
^made a living competing in hotdog eating competitions
^ Is a winning warlock.
^ Knows how to do the "Worm" backwards
^ is the one who invented the Worm
^ Invented those ridiculous games like Farmville, Fishtank, Mobsters etc.
^ is trying to sell hentai versions of those games
^ making "guro" versions of those games.
^ Got caught with the girl next door, and went to Shaggy (musician) for advice.
^ Is the other Shaggy, the human disposal, and owner of the Scooby Doo, the canine disposal.
^ wants to do the Numa Numa dance live on NicoNico
^ wishes they had a side kick
^ Is my side kick. (8
^wears their underpants outside of the superhero costume
^ Is Captain Underpants ;D
(o hur hur, getting that. joke's on you cuz i actually like captain underpants)
^is Bowser
^ Likes like-likes stealing his shields.
^ Has a million likes on FaceBook
^ gives away free mustache rides
^ was promoted from Private ROFLOLtrousers.
^ Is head of Ultra Prison
[ Hint hint, if you know what I'm referring to ]
^ Smoked a cigarette after getting off the bus this evening.
smoked something else.
smokes cheese
always has that expression on his face
^ doesn't have a face
^ Is Mr. Face/Grunt from Amnesia the Dark Descent.
^ Stores pancakes underground for winter.
Quote from: MyMidnightAffair on April 07, 2011, 08:21:48 PM
^ Is head of Ultra Prison
[ Hint hint, if you know what I'm referring to ]
;D
and c2chaos is a robot that slaughters people very quickly.
^ looks exactly like his avatar
Quote from: Barnes on April 08, 2011, 11:06:04 AM
Quote from: MyMidnightAffair on April 07, 2011, 08:21:48 PM
^ Is head of Ultra Prison
[ Hint hint, if you know what I'm referring to ]
;D
and c2chaos is a robot that slaughters people very quickly.
Muahaha. 8)
^ Knows when the universe is going to explode.
^ Is going to the World Escalator Athletics Championships.
^added his own "special" ingredient to the secret sauce
^ Met Abe Lincoln
^ Shot Abe Lincoln.
^ Sells Kobe beef on the black market.
^ thinks the term "black market" is racist
^ Puts the happy in your happy meal.
^Is the "happy" in a happy ending
^ Is Liquid Snake.
^ Knows how to do things the harder, better, faster, stronger way
^ Daft Punk stole "harder, better, faster, stronger" from her.
^ Has been "Around the World" 80 times in 5 days
^ is a DJ Hero
^thinks he's got talent just because he can play Guitar Hero on Expert level
(no lie! lol)
^ can play Karaoke Revolution on expert
^ has beaten "hard" Mario.
^has been walking through the woods alone for some time, seen something shiny in the distance, thought it was Edward Cullen, sprinted toward it with excitement, only to be on the verge of tears upon discovery that it was a windchime reflecting the sun.
^ couldn't think of anything simplier to insinuate
^has a picture of the terminator as their profile pic
^ is a martyr
^ created the Marker from Dead Space.
^is a Necromorph who learned how to type
^ has necrophilia
Is the main reason why the Sacramento Kings will probably move to Anaheim
^ is a fan of the Knicks
^ a Clippers fan
^ Wants to kill Posey from the Giants
[although the Posey thing is a lie, let's not go there as far as killing goes]
^ has a raging crush on me ;D
^ is more desperate than I thought(seriously dude, if that's the case, i'l be the wingman)
^ that avatar of his is a self-portrait
(I aint desperate or anything either, no lie! :D)
[btw, I am actually a Knicks and Clippers fan too...also no lie! :D]
^made all the artists who tryed to paint a portrait of him naked, go blind.
(Certain forum members here saw what I look like & can testify that I do kinda look like that, bones & all).
^is Mona Lisa
The only words that come out of her mouth are "DA-DA-DA"
Quote from: Mi Feng on April 17, 2011, 06:11:39 PM
The only words that come out of her mouth are "DA-DA-DA"
This would be true for the 1st Beelzebub OP.
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
^ Loves painting feet
^ 's feet is the inspiration for MyMidnightAffair's feet paintings.
^ makes her own paintings using feces
^Has NO sense of humor.
Has no soul.(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi403.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fpp119%2FDarkShinigamiX3%2Fsmiley.gif&hash=aa8d909dd5226f7f86e7f23532268dc609ef5496)
^is the worst necromancer in the Hell community
^ Tweets from Hell/Heaven
^Tweets from the Mushroom Kingdom
^ Uses Twitter to attract men over 50 years old
^Uses Twitter to stalk John Cena and Pee Wee Herman
^ Is Pee Wee Herman
^ Is Pee Wee Herman's lawyer.
^ Is Hitler
^ Is a stoner ;D
^Uses stones to get stoned
^ Mows his lawn with salad tongs.
^ uses salad tongs to pick his toe nails
^noms on pretty toenails.
^ Has the Devil's toe
^ Will compete against RubyMoon III in the Karaoke room at Fanime.
^ Won't be able to attende Fanime due to hikikomori status
Has hot dog-vision, can turn any object into an instant meal.
is the poster below me.
^ "huhhuhuhuhuhuhuuh. hey beavis, he said blow me"
^ has an ass for a face
^lives on my front lawn
^ is one of those pink flamingos often seen on ppl's lawns
^was a lawn gnome in Gnomeo and Juliet
^spent his Easter Sunday in a wife-beater shirt, pounding beers on his couch in the middle of his front lawn & waving to his neighbors
^ wasn't allowed to go to said Easter gathering b/c he didn't have a classy enough wife-beater
^gave me the classy wife-beater
^ is an angel
^knows exactly what Willis is talkin' about
^Prefers watching Leno to Craig.
^prefers to have relations w/ robot skeletons
^ Prefers being a robot skeleton.
^wants some Sugar from Rigby's brother
^Wishes he was a baller.
^is a baller
^ Is awesome.
^ performed on the Broadway musical "Cats".
^ Was the lead in Wicked.
^was the stunt actor on the failed Spiderman Broadway show
^ Has a Opera God Voice when he/she says "My dearest friends."
^is a Morgan Freeman voice impersonator
^ Substitutes for Geoff on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson on rare occasions xD
^ is Bridger the Intern on said show
^ Wishes to attend a live recording of a hit TV show and do something shocking to capture the attention of the cameras
^ went streaking during a Mets game, but since it was a Mets game, nobody saw
^went streaking at the Royal Wedding
^prettied themselves up so they can give a crap about the Royal Wedding
^ Uses real hands for the hands on his clocks.
^sells said hands
^is a witch doctor who buys those hands from him
Claims to know about everything in the world xD
^knows everything in the whole, flat world
^ believes the world is flat
^believes the world is a triangle
Questions the sanity of others xD
^claims I'm the only sane person in the world
^ Is only sane in Bizarro World
^is President of Bizarro World
^Will not be attending Fanime this year.
is a solid.
^is a liquid
^ is a gas
^ is just a tiny hydrogen atom
^ is a covalent bond
^is a simple molecular structure
^Has a organized signature for the threads
^ wont go to SacAnime cause Fanime Con is better
^ is the god of all things Fanime.
^will be working as the badge-checker at the door during Fanime
^will be stealing people's badges at Fanime
^ is secretly a pocky-wielding ninja
^has engaged in battle with me
^ is a fem. demonic butler who serves her master with a whip
^has teeth as sharp & as big as Hell's gatekeeper, Cerberus
^ had head grass mowed by big sharp teeth
^is making the unofficial sequel to Shrek Forever After titled, "Shrek: Fatherhood"
^thinks that there should be another Big Momma sequel
^wishes that 12 Rounds had a sequel titled, "13 Rounds: Extra Innings!"
^ thinks '16 blocks' is the sequel to '12 rounds'
^ thinks white rice is better than orange rice
^loves the annoying orange
^can't stop watching that Rebecca Black "Friday" song on Youtube
^ wants to marry Rebecca Black
^Got herself a Hoover and a plane ticket to Vancouver. (Hey wait a minute) ???
^ is going back home to Detroit
Is trying to chip the ice our of the tank.
^is rooting for Vancouver
^watched the Royal Wedding of the Prince and Princess of Canada and cried
^his favorite movie of all time is 27 Dresses
Had the original idea for Captain Underpants but was stolen and is now seeking a lawsuit
^wrote Ramona and Beezus
^loves sasuke
^loves Sakura
Have no Objection to it :D
^Hates Sasuke
^is a party animal
^Eats ramen to bid for peace.
^hates dancing with people, would rather dance with sexy pickle babes
^is Anime Expo bound
^is going to be Tsunade at Anime Expo LA
^ Eats Pocky for every meal
^ eats nothing but pocky and ramen cups
shall cosplay as EFG
MAN IF I HAD MY MASK AGAIN I WO-
^ doesent know about my ninja cosplay
Hasn't changed clothes in 86 hours
doesent change clothes every two weeks
Is Groucho Marx
is gurren
^ is lagann
^ Once shot a man just to watch him die, then got distracted and missed it.
^ is not a real doctor, like Dr. Phil
^isn't a real captain
^ is not a hot chick getting hosed down but actually a tranny
is not a cool dude getting mugged by a furry
doesn't know how to play it off with the ladies
doesent know how to play it off with....dudes?
^thought Call of Duty: Black Ops was a game where you played as the ANBU Black Ops from Naruto
^Has been turned into a newt, but got better.
^is Sir Robin
Is a witch!
^hates Chris like everybody else
^loves raymond like everyone else
^ Will pretend that rapture will occur at Fanime
^pretended rapture happened
took some old clothes and laid them out on his lawn to make it look like he'd been chosen.
^will get left behind & get turned into a zombie
^is a zombie
^ate a zombie
ate mah sammich
^keeps buying the wrong deli meat for said sammich
^buys sammiches for me
^Ate a smoked cheese sammich this morning.
^drinks straight from the milk carton.
^drinks straight from the cow
^kills cows & then drinks their milk*
Drinks cow blood.
^Knows the deadly truth about Baskin Robbins 32 flavor.
^ knows fanime was bad this year around
^planned Fanime
^Came up with the name "Fanime"
Quote from: sasukeuchiha92 on May 30, 2011, 05:04:53 PM
^planned Fanime
i actually didnt :c
^came up with the name My Midnight Affair
^Was the inspiration for the name My Midnight Affair
^Knows who inspired my username
doesent know what inspired my name
Is still in the pre-reg line
^is still trying to register for Fanime 2011 online
Thinks that Fanime will be cancelled due to 2012 Dooms Day.
^thinks Fanime 2012 will be the cause of doomsday
Thinks nothing but Fanime will be left after Doomsday.
^thinks other cons are plotting against Fanime
^ Is The Flesh: he's super strong, and super naked :o
did an excellent Yoko cosplay this year.
^Doesn't know about my Toshiba Laptop
^ Knows where Banksy lives
^ doesn't know to Exit Through the Gift Shop
^stalks Kim Kardashian
^stalks all of us.
^ stalks anyone who stalks all of us.
^ Smells other people's underwear
^steals other peoples' underwear
^creates art from other people's underwear
^ate my underwear like Cartman ate his own
Is an underpants gnome XD
Deathly afraid of gnomes.
^ Is a time traveler from the future who must prevent the Mega-Playboy from impregnating the whole female population and whatnot XD
^is said Playboy
^ reads Playgirl
^reads playboy
^reads PlayAnime, the anime spin-off of Playboy
^Bathes in corn syrup
^makes corn syrup
^eats corn syrup
^gives corn syrup to Heracross
^can't even catch a Metapod successfully
^always loses to Magikarps who only use Splash
uses Ditto, who can only turn into magikarp
^Has actually never even heard of Pokemon.
^thinks that Digimon and Pokemon are the same
tried to store digimon on an external hard-drive attached to his belt.
^tried to catch a Digimon in a Pokeball
^caught a digimon with a pokeball
^Lives in Pallet Town
^ lives at disney
^Sneaks in the Public restrooms in DL at night and takes FaceBook pictures
^enjoys getting herself wet over & over at Splash Mountain at DL
Runs the In-Ride cameras for Splash Mountain.
^ He wears a Raspberry Beret. The kind you'd find in a second-hand store.
^Likes to blow up GoodWills
^likes to eat lunch at Goodwill
^Likes to eat anything found in a dumpster.
^ Lives in a golden dumpster
^throws extravagant parties in the golden dumpster
^invites Big Momma to said parties
Hooked up with Big Momma at one of the parties.
^ Made a contract with Kyubey
^ Eats Kyubeys for dinner
^cooks Kyubeys
^ Feeds Kyubey :o
^ Kills Kyubeys
^ Turns little girls into witches :o
^ Ends up getting burned at the stake for witchery.
^ weighs the same as a duck
^couldn't answer the 3 questions correctly to cross the Bridge of Doom
^ lives underneath the Bridge of Doom
^ his name is... Tim?
^is not a fire sorcerer w/ a rocket launcher that looks like a wooden staff
^fights trolls on bridges
^is the creepy old man from scene 24
^is Pearl from Spongebob
^ Is Clancy Brown, the voice actor for Mr. Krabs :D
^ has cheated death at a game of battleship.
^has cosplayed as a Battleship
^drives a battleship to work
Lives in a giant peach.
^Lives in the local zoo
Grew a magic song from her peach.
^ate the giant peach in 1 sitting
^tried shooting down my giant peach house
Planted and raised Gaia, the tree of life.
^didn't catch em all just because everyone was doing it
Wrote the lyrics to Rebecca Black's "Friday."
^had been trying to grow an afro for years
Grew an afro on his left big toe.
^ Stole the last corn dog from the toaster oven
^ Saw me @ Canada
^was one of Rebecca Black's friends in the Friday music video
Snowboarder on an active volcano and nearly escaped an avalanche of magma and coulders the size of semi-trucks.
Plays guitar on the top of active volcanoes.
Serenades owls to sleep every night.
^taught Jigglypuff how to sing
^ Taught Al Capone everything he knew.
^was the reason the movie "Scarface" became a success
^Was the reason Drew Carey is now the host of The Price is Right
^was the reason why Drew Carey became so thin
Wants to buy a monster to clobber that there Kirby! ;D
^Told him to get a money back guarantee with the monster.
^ Crossplays as Lily Flier from F-Zero GX/AX
^ Has ridden the mighty moon-worm
^has been turned into a gorilla
Throws barrels at plumbers.
^uses "My Mom" jokes like Muscle Man
Once jumped off the curb and did a 360 in a perfectly good pair of shoes.
Met Janet Jackson at an exclusive VIP party in the Caribbean.
Showed Janet Jackson's boob to everyone ;D
Fondled with Janet Jackson's boobs much to her pleasure.
Married Janet Jackson in Vegas and got an anulement 2 hours later
Cursed out Janet Jackson and was beaten by her security shortly afterward.
^ate some of Carrot Top's special custard while in Vegas which contained essence of mushrooms & started tripping balls
^ experienced carrot tops special custard
Preached Scientology in Vegas.
^invented Scientology
^ Can leap tall buildings in two bounds.
Built tall buildings out of rubber.
^built rubber out of tall buildings
Body contains 30% rubber.
Body is part fish taco.
Was a body double for JYB during SacAnime Summer 2011 so that JYB could get away from all the fangirls
^thinks they are lying about me being a body double. :P
Burned down the Taco Bell.
^ is the very model of a modern major-general
^local doctor is actually called Dr. Mario
Lives in a golden cardboard box
Runs around a high school track with a pillow case over the head
^has to go shopping dressed as Team Rocket because the motto gets him lower prices
^is actually Waldo
^can't find Waldo
^destroyed Baskin Robbins 32 flavor.
^destroyed one of the 32 flavors
^knows the Colonel's secret original & crispy recipe for fried chicken
^is the devil
(lol 666 post count, very nice)
^is an Imaginary friend that acts like Cheese.
Is the phantom of the megaplex.
^is the phantom of the Krusty Krab
^ Is going to fly to Japan and hold the manga creators of Naruto hostage with a toothpick
^is going to Japan to protest to get a new series of Death Note
Is a serpent disguised as Justin Bieber.
^created an android army of Justin Bieber
Recently woke from a 19 year coma.
Held someone captive for 19 years.
^ Is only 19 years old.
^knows the meaning of being 19
^ Hit an 80 year old woman with his car and laughed
^ solved a rubik's cube using telekinesis.
^can only float 10 centimeters off the ground
^ Has cosplayed as Naruto for the last 5 years
Is a turtle.
Is a rat that teaches martial arts.
^ Only eats cupcakes
^Unionized Santa's elves
^has not heard that the bird is the word
^ Wants to marry Snookie
^has married Pauly D 3 seperate times
^ Joined the Tim Tebow fan club.
^knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
^is Carlos Santana
^ Is Eddie Van Halen.
^ is actually Santa posing as a random troller
^stole Santa's cookies
^ Gets drunk every Tuesday and hits on the neighbors dog.
^owns said dog
^ had the starring role on The Hangover.
^cast me in The Hangover
^ was cast in the hangover
^was also in the Hangover
^takes pictures of the bridges in Madison County, Iowa during his free time.
^ruined May's bike and blamed Ash
^ ruined pokemon as a kid
^ ruined Digimon in the name of everything Pokemon
^spent years trying to find Agumon in Pokemon Red Version
^Once stepped on a crack to see if it would break his mothers back
^hates the mario games
I^composes songs about how much she dislikes mu
^would never consider cosplaying from Durarara.
^ Is allergic to the alphabet
^ hates me :c
is my annoying upstairs neighbor
^ Has no idea about the Valley of the Wind.
^ Is a the elusive Maltese Beaver Thief!
^is a beaver
^ is a beaver dam
Helped build Skynet.
^invented that Sky Store airplane store thing
was a code monkey for Skyrim.
^was in Code Lyoko
^ was a reject for Code Lyoko
^was in Code Lyoko
^ Worked on Ayumi Hamasaki's album.
^ is panty and stockings producer
was their costume designer.
^gave the costume idea
Helped sell the merchandise.
^ Designed all of Lady Gaga's outfits
^ate Lady Gaga's meat outfit
Owes me 30$
^knows I owe $30 but can't pay until I get my money from Brian Griffin
wants me to change my last name to Griffin.
^ is related to Katy Griffin.
^thinks she's Meg Griffin
^ will be cosplaying as Stewie.
^ Founder of the anti-Hayao Miyazaki group
^founder of the "Join Team Galactic and Free Pokemon" Activist group
^ has smelt it & dealt it
^jumped through space with Nyan Cat
^ Is Irene Cara's son.
knows the REAL truth about Chewbacca
^uses the Chewbacca defense
^ wants to secretly kill Chewbacca so that the "Chewbacca defense" can named after sasukeuchiha92
^knows all my secret plans
shouldn't have posted those plans in "Happy things in the Happy Universe"
^ is sitting outside sasukeuchiha92's window
^was sitting behind him sitting in front of my window
^ Like it when people sit outside his window
^Does not know that the Bird is the Word.
^doesn't like Surfin Bird
^is surfin bird
^doesn't know the bird is the word
^ secretly hosts turtle racing events in their basement with midgets and non-English speaking Hispanic maids
^runs a ferret boxing ring operation in their basement
^ ringleader of said underground animal cage fighting
^runs illegal Pidgey fights in their basement
^ has made millions on said illegal Pidgey fights in the basement
^tried entering his Pidgeot, painted as a Pidgey, in said fights
^still thinks that one day they'll become a Pokemon master
^lists Pokemon Master as an occupation on job applications
^ has once used the "I'm a Pokemon master" line to pick up chicks
^was with me when that line picked up chicks
^they wern't actually chicks ;)
^was told they weren't chicks ;)
^is in denial about them being chicks even though they were clearly Krogans
^thinks that they were Krogans but they were actually super models.
^ Is the Kurgan. There can be only one! :o
^thinks that Hunger Games is actually a documentary about eating competitions
^thought that until they saw the movie. After it ended they screamed angrily since it wasn't a documentary about eating competitions
^He shot the sheriff and the deputy.
^ Is a combat android now working as a maid.
^is the reason Sexy went away & never came back
^found Sexy and comforted it
Totally knows why I'm contemplating on not going to Fanime this year.
^controls a rabid swarm of bees
^once wrestled a crocodile because it swallowed his cereal box prize & he wanted it back
^once wrestled two bears and a monkey for the new issue of Spiderman.
^thinks his novelty Green Lantern Power Ring actually works
^hasn't witnessed said ring work
^has been probed by aliens & has repressed memories of it
^was abducted when I was but escaped before being probed
^ Did the "Kamina trick" on my laptop........and broke it :'(
^dared him to kick his laptop to the curb & do the impossible
^once stopped traffic with his pinky
^started doing the Time Warp in the middle of the street to direct traffic
^once did the Carlton dance in his underpants to entertain ppl stuck in traffic
^Knows what color of shirt I wore exactly 5 years ago on this very date
^knows every detail about my life and personality better then I do.
^has Michelle Obama on speed dial
^calls in favors from Katy Perry
^is the only one who knows why the Kardashians are famous
^has asked me not to reveal their secrets to immortality
Quote from: Captain L0Lpants on April 30, 2012, 10:47:45 PM
^is the only one who knows why the Kardashians are famous
Zing!
Knows why I love soy sauce.
^makes a mean soy sauce, tartar sauce, ketchup combo
^drowns everything he eats in hot sauce & mayonnaise
shaves with broken glass, using sriracha as shaving cream.
^yells at his facial hair until it shaves itself
^ watched The Avengers in his birthday suit.
^watches all superhero movies in his birthday suit
^fapped to the sight of the Hulk
^ Runs a hentai website.
^subscribes to 5 hentai websites
^Contributes to the hentai website
^makes world famous hentai
^ discovered the original hentai before it was famous
^fell in love with said hentai when I showed it to them
^ Stole my box of tissues.
^ there can't be any fapping time for him if there's no tissues
^ is allergic to tissues, but faps all the time, so he uses sandpaper as a substitute
^provides the sandpaper for people allergic to tissue
^product tested said sandpaper
^sued the company for said sandpaper
^ eats sandpaper
^ once told the truth
^believes the truth is a myth
^ Dropped a piano on someone's head.
Says "YOLO" after every sentence.
^ is totally cool
^believes Hips Don't Lie is about him
^has every girl's phone number
^has everyone in the world's phone number
Know's Beyonce's digits
^knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop
^was once dared to eat live snails with salt sprinkled on them
^ was on Fear Factor and won
^invented cheesecake and Fear Factor
^ Is a secret online cam girl. ;3
^wants the cam girl to webcast for her
^ Knows yo momma
^Swagged and sat on me last Christmas.
^invented swag
^ doesnt have feet
^is naturally green haired
^ knows how to make a wookie noise
^is Jar-Jar Binks
^is Darth Vader and Anakin Skywalker at the same time, WTH!~
^ate Darth Maul's remains
^ Thinks Cheshire is a type of sauce
^Has worked on a vehicular cosplay known as "The Mystery Van"
^eats 70 raw eggs and pigs feet for breakfast
^eats bald eagles alive
^puts the wings in Redbull
^this guy
^ Is Harpo Marx
^ is my nigga
^caused the Day 0 blackout.
^cured cancer by having pills surround the germs in a tetris like fashion
^invented Dr. Mario
^doesn't know how to party like Prince
^can't party at all
^ was arrested for having a naked throwdown w/ his toaster in a trailer park when it burnt his Wildberry Poptarts.
The Toaster won, btw
Directed the film The Brave Little Toaster
^will be complying as a Man-Faye
^will be playing Bella's stunt double in the new Twilight
^ Burned his guitar at Woodstock.
^ Thought Ivy League was too pretentious and settled for Harley League. :P
^Thought Gangnam Style was a new form of Tae Kwon Do
^ trains rabbits to bark.
^ Is a member of the Fixx, and performed at Santa Cruz this year.
^ Owns a hyperbolic time chamber.
^Brought sexy back and then threw it away.
^Attends theme parks wearing nothing but a python.
^ Is a Psychonaut in real life.
^Encourages the prohibition of boba tea.
^ is secretly raising an army of man-eating bunnies to counter a zombie apocalypse, sorta...
^ is a zombie
^ Is a vampire ninja.
is a trap
^ is a magical werecat!
Wrote the script for Friday The 13th.
^ eats lays potato chips
^eats potato chips that lay with jelly beans
^^^ drinks soda using his feet ^^^
^drinks soda with his mouth wait....
^Only drinks soda with skittles inside the cup (That sounds like a horrible case of diabetes in a cup D:)
^is actually Diabeetus guy
^dreams every night about the diabetes guy.
^diabetes-guy fanboy
btw: mmmm.... diabetes.... i miss deep-fried twinkies T-T
^only will eat deal-fried twinkies
^ Did not shake up the lime in the coconut.
^hates all vocaloids with a passion
^ is a lie
^ Rode a one-winged unicorn named Seficloud to Zandarkund and fought a 10-legged octopus named Petunia.
^Does not have an active imagination
^has no posters on her wall
^wishes he had all my Stitch(Lilo and stitch) wash clothes on his wall.
^knows me better than I realize...
^is planning on ruling the world!
^is going to have either marry me or get assassinated for knowing too much!! D:<
^ is actually a robot unicorn and is programmed to rule over us all.
^ knows how to make the best churriso and egg burritos in the world
^can only speak in song.
^lies this one does speak,
at guilt- she does peak
if not guilt than innocent she be
sweet she will be like a honey bee...
^ lives on the moon with his pet rabbit that makes mochi for him.
(that was supposed to be a lie....)
^ doesn't know the difference between mac and pc
^ can only breathe when underwater
^ is the Fully-Clothed Alchemist
^Loves Cody Simpson
^loves justin beeber
^Has a Decepticon in his parking space
^ my car is in his parking space
^towed my car to steal my parking space
^ car is in the Decepticon's parking space
^needed my spot to vacation at Hotel Transylvania
^has women as his sig
^has a high tolerance for crazy chicks
(that unfortunately, was supposed to be a lie....)
^reads Fifty Shades of Grey
^watches chick flicks religiously
^ smokes cigarettes backwards
^wears a rooster hat
^ Has to dress up like a pirate at her job.
^ goes to barnes and noble
^ Is my undertaker.
Quote from: Lucifargundam on January 26, 2013, 12:18:43 PM
^ goes to barnes and noble
Actually, that's not a lie :P
^lies about lieing
^puts "Swag" as his religion on Facebook
^ He stabbed it with a steely knife, but he just couldn't kill the beast.
^killed said beast for me.
^built ENRON
^Ate the last pot pie after watching me build ENRON.
^told me to eat the last pot pie and it turned out to be an apple pie...
^didn't know that the apples used for the pie wanted to be considered ingredients for pot pie
^hates pie
^forced me to hate pie.
^made me an alcoholic
^ Is Brian J. Mason.
^(that was supposed to be a lie...)
is Bubbles from the powerpuff girls
^has 20 kidneys in his basement!
^has man-slaves in her basement
^is one of said man-slaves.
^likes to be whipped and stepped on
^sells whips in a child friendly neighborhood
^lives with the ninja turtles
^eats ninja turtles
^killed pikachu and is banned internationally from playing pokemon everysince yellow vers.
^ was beaten in battle by a Magikarp which only used Splash Attack
^is a world famous and renowned Magikarp breeder
^is really good at sports
^ keeps old ladies in his basement and feeds them tune fish sandwiches every night.
^(thats how i run my knitted-sweater sweat shop)
eats bugs for desert
^knows are bugs are the only tasty dessert on the desert lol
^is great at correcting posters without making mistakes herself :P
^only speaks in mistakes :P
^can only eat twinkies
^can only sing like a dying whale
^can only sing like a dying doughnut
^dresses dying donuts for the rest of their short lives
^is allergic to doughnuts
^ Is a stone mask that eats doughnuts.
^is a doughnut hater
Wears doughnuts for clothes.
^eats donut clothing
Quote from: PinkHairSasuke on February 06, 2013, 06:20:31 AM
^eats donut clothing
bowchikabowwow! XD
^uses bubblegum for protection
^ Is the Nostalgia Critic. He remembers it so we don't have to!
(what's your favorite episode?)
^is actually Robin Williams
^had a child with Robin Williams
^is said child
^ is illegal step-child
^helped me into the country illegally
^was sold on black market for an ipod
^owns said ipod
^was the former owner of said iPod
^is the real child of said owner
^secretly watches said owner
^secretly knows my secrets
^blogs about said secrets on a secret network
^created said secret from within Enron with help from Bill Gates while conspiring with Van Halen on how to take over wallstreet.
^is a monkey
^is a banana
^only eats pineapple
^only eats applepines
^only dreams of frogs
^ dreams of kissing frogs
^never ate pork again after seeing the frogs
^would kill anyone and anything under any situation to eat pork
^hates all humans
^hates all robots
^never posted anything on the forums
^is always on the forums
(Hey lies)
^is a tuna
^eats nothing but tuna
^is tuna biproduct
^has thirty legs
^has thirty arms
^ Is Jack Burton of the Pork Chop Express.
^ is the worm of books
^wrote Warm Bodies
(that was supposed to be a lie)
^ is a tree-hugger
^is a tree
^is a human calculator
Is a squirrel
^ is "a meat popsicle" (do you know the reference?)
^dreams in neon colors with fish flying around.
No I don't get.
^(that was supposed to be a lie)
dreams of hotdogs flying to the moon
the "meat popsicle" reference was in The 5th Element movie
^makes references to movies I have watched ;D
^knows all movies ever made.... line by line
^hates all movies
^eats all the pills
^hates all people
^sells people
^buys all people
^is related to all the people
^eats human flesh
^wears other peoples' flesh
^want to buy my torso coat. It is tanned to perfection!
^hates ice cream because it has too much sugar
^is bill gates
^is Opra
^is William Shatner
^is Steve jobs
^is awake right now
^has died from a gunshot from an alien race. (I think I am still tired...)
^has had 5 monsters and 2 redbulls
^made me allergic to cats
^eats cats to grow immune to them
^is Alf
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
^has a crush on alf
^ has hacked into Microsoft and sold their secrets to Apple
^is part of the genetic opera
^wrote the genetic opera
^is a repoman in the genetic opera
^ Loves bacon wrapped in mint and dipped in chocolate
^is not related to me :O
^ Is not related to my sister
^ is my uncle's brother's pet monkey
^is my cousin
^is my father
^is my sister
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6T6veL5zWM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6T6veL5zWM)
^ is a llama
^is a duck
^is married to a gecko
^Likes green eggs and ham
^licks plastic bottles
^eats napkins
^is a purple penguin
^is a purple nurple
^is Grimace from McDonalds
^ Is really rich and gives everyone their own Hulu accounts.
^is a monkeys uncle
^is a relative of said monkey
^ is the monkey's mother
^ is the monkeys sister
^gave birth to the monkey
^ is grandmother of said monkey
^was a monkey in a past life
^ was a roll of toiletpaper in a past life
^ was a cowpie in a pastlife
^ was a unborn cowpie with horseflies in it in a pastlife
^was a Carebear in a past life
^(close, i was an apocolypse-pony[not affil. w/ MLP)
was a cupcake made by Michael Jackson
^live on the moon
^lives on jupiter
^visits Jupiter to see my theme park.
^sells stocks of said theme park on eBay
^ rides teh love boat alone
^runs the love boat
^is a mascot at my theme park
^manages my themepark that I own
^is a drag queen at the theme park
^ is a gogo dancer at disneyland...
^ is a secret stripper at Disney world
^owns Disney World
^is a salve in its a small world
^ works for teh CIA
^was banned from the cia
^banned me from CIA for trying to take over the world
^once was a pin up model
(that was supposed to be a lie...)
^ was once a spokesperson for gingerale
^invented Ginger Ale
^ allergic to ginger ale
^ allergic to me
^ won't stop making me sneeze
^ was the one "who let the dogs out" :P
^owned all of the dogs
^ was one of the dogs
^is the animal-rightsist hippy who let pinkhairsasuke(one of the dogs) out...
^ is a llama breeder
^is a llama maker
^ is a llama
^is son of a llama
^is the creator of all llamas
^ Is Rudol von Stroheim XD
^ is Navi
^is dead
^ eats an entire watermelon everyday
^ only talks in movie titles
^ Makes movie titles
^stars in said movies
^credits themselves as James Cameron
^is James Cameron
^has a lifesize jello mold of James Cameron
^is a jello mold of james cameron
^ eats said jello
^designed said jello
^is a hater of all anime
^hates sugar and all those who eat it
^finds Twilight to be better than everything
^is a twilight fangirl
^ is an Edward fanboy
^is an Winry fanboy
^cosplays as Winry
^ cosplays as Nami
^cosplays as Nico Robin
^ cosplays Barney the dinosaur and sings "I love you..." in the middle of a moshpit.
^was in the moshpit and thought he really being confessed to.
^ is actual person being confessed to.
^caught the confession on film
^purchased copy of said film
^watches said film every Valentine's Day
^wanted to be the one proposed to by said effeminate dinosaur
^ is getting married to the dinosaur tomorrow
^is pretending to be me getting married to said dinosaur.
^ Is a member of the Dead Kennedys.
^Is a member of the Beetles
^made the Beetles famous
^made Pamela Anderson famous
^introduced me to Pamela Anderson
^introduced me to Bea Arthur
^Skypes with Bea Arthur
^Skypes with Bieber
Skypes with Van Halen.
^Skypes with Dir En Grey
^skypes with llamas
^ Was once a treehouse that lived in a cake ;D
^was once Pamela Anderson's socks
^bought a pair of Pamela Anderson's socks
^is the brother of said socks
^is the second cousin twice removed of said socks
^is president of said company who makes said socks for said person
^owns stocks in said company
^makes socks in said company
^provides the material to make said socks in said company
^is the said material
^ Is a Surf Nazi*
*= yep, that's a film reference XD
^has seen every movie ever made anywhere
^created every movie ever made anywhere
^Makes cheese in his garage
^ Is Cheese from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends.
^is a nokia knock-off
^is a bootleg iPhone
^is a bootleg of a knockoff
^makes bootlegs of knock-offs
^is in said bootlegs
^sometimes confuses bootlegs with boots that are on legs.
^is not going to fanime
^invented Fanime
^is legally married to Fanime
^walked Fanime down the aisle.
^wants to be Fanime incarnate
^is a world famous boxer
^world famous movie star
^ is an actor in every movie
^is a stunt-double in every movie -even ones that don't require them.
^wishes they had the cool stuntdouble parts like me
^wishes she was a bjd doll
^edits and scores every movie
^writes every movie ever made
^has a cameo in every movie ever made
^is the only real cameo in existance... the rest is copypasta
^is the only real cameo of talking about cameos in existence
^ created the idea of cameos
^ is planning on marrying a zebra
^ is a zebra
^is not my best friend's beezy
^is not a challenged pokemon-oid deformity
^invented the new Mewtwo
^^
Is the best player at Tribes Ascend.
(did not realize there was a new mewtwo til just now, and it looks like !#@$)
^ gave birth to a turkey
^gave birth to a llama
^gave birth to a dinosaur
(The new Mewtwo is terrible lol)
^thinks the new mewtwo is the sexiest thing alive!
^is the new mewtwo
^wants to have a team of the new Mewtwo
^created the new Mewtwo
^wants the new Mewtwo to have his babies
^is the grandparents and babies of the new mewtwo
^created a Teen Nick show starring the new Mewtwo
^created the lavender town song
^often admires Lt. Surge's abs
^ often admires giovannis abs
^fantasizes about Giovanni in a fashion similar to Meowth
^ is meowth irl
^is the overlord of the Hoenn region
^can't shut up when playing video games.
^ is your friendly neighborhood spiderman
^is your unfriendly neighborhood Batman
^ is extremely lazy, definitely not going to fanime, does not like to talk to people and refuses do do any work because he feels its too hard.
^hates things like cake, forum games and sees building Gundams as an unrewarding task
^ is incapable of doing anything right and is an outright liar and unstoppable cleptomaniac
^never posts on fanime forums.
^does nto like pokemon
^hates gundams
^hates Legend of Zelda
^hates Spawn
^hates the color pink
^ Has never blown a bubble
Quote from: Nightroad on April 28, 2013, 10:56:47 PM
^ Has never blown a bubble
(its supposed to be lies)
^has never accidently told a truth instead of a lie
^posts in the Places with Fountains thread
^Got punked by Brain Age, A Hellsing soldier, Vanellope and The Shinsengumi.
^ tripped over black cat.
^is a black cat
^is looking for a fight
^runs from fights
^he just lied
^is very about clear on lieing about lieing or just stating teh obvious
^wrote a book about lying
^killed me twice
^is a monster in a human skin
^is very good at lieing
^Owns a Michael Jackson poster.
^was born in 1812
^has his own CNN News show
^Was on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
^was in a movie with Nick Swardson
^was in 2 broke girls
^ is a poser
^does not realize what a poser really means. Is the real poser.
^is the real poser defined by the urban dictionary.
^is the real poser defined by merrian-webster's dictionary AND the corrected urban dictionary.
^swallowed the bait in the tackle box
^was the bait in the tackle box
^lives in a giant tackle box
^made the giant tackle box
^took a tour of the giant tackle box before choosing to live in it
^rented out the tackle box to Lucifargundam.
Quote from: 01 on May 13, 2013, 04:10:48 PM
^rented out the tackle box to Lucifargundam.
^understands what's really going on
^Telling the truth.
^is not either giving mixed signals or is lost herself
^married a Master Ball
^married a safari ball
^tried to use my Safari Ball wife to catch a Golduck
^tried to use my masterball wife to catch the safari ball
^almost lost both of our wives in a battle with Gary Oak
^is Gary Oak's cousin
^is Misty's long lost brother
^is related to Misty's half-sister in a way nobody knows or can comprehend.
^turned out to be Brock. But had to leave misty and ash because he already got arrested for attempt to play with ten year old children. Only to make his sentence worse by hitting on officer Jenny and giving Nurse Joy dead animals that he dug up from the ground.
^has a very poor imagination
^framed Butch from Team Rocket for the crimes he committed as Brock
^is Gary. He divorced Ash because Ash wanted to be a polygimist after Misty drowned.
^keeps very good track of where things are going.
^ Valley Girl, he's Valley Girl.
^is justin beiber
^invented Justin Bieber
^ Dresses like Capt Jack Sparrow.
(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbeyondthebunker.files.wordpress.com%2F2011%2F05%2F050811_jack_sparrow_t.jpg&hash=24e41ae9a4443bd6caf681c0a37321ffc00934d5)
^works as a jack sparrow impersonator
^is Jack sparrow's pet sparrow.
^knows pirates of the carribean very well
^signed Honey Boo Boo to a record deal
^is Honey Boo Boo's grandson
Works for Honey Booboo's mom.
^is at the tanq right now.
Has a zillion killing sprees on LOL. (League of Legends)
^sacrificed Fanime for Rihanna concert tickets.
^Sold MyMidnightAffair said Rihanna tickets
^used a San Jose street toilet
^was the first person in Masquerade
^cosplayed as 01
^cosplayed the flying spaghetti monster with a side of applesauce
^made the cosplay for me
^was my cosplay
^cosplayed William Shatner as well
^does not come off as trying to hide from me while at-con.
^didn't meet up with anyone from the forums at Fanime
^does not know that i did meet with someone...
^ got wasted and had a hangover.
^ is knowledgeable about alcohol due to her age....
^is 64 years old
^is currently running on electric energy and coconut oil
^failed to lie about me with their post
^believes everything on the internet is true since they can't lie on the internet
^ is going out with a french model he met on the internet
^ is a French model on the internet
^is responsible for making sure everyone knows that you can post anything on the internet that isnt true
^has gotten many dates by being a French model online
^is responsible for introducing many people to French models
^ considered French to be french fries, french toast, and escargo.
^ drinks pink champagne on a daily basis
^invented the artist known as P!nk
^is the artist known as P!NK
^is P!NK's stunt-double
^gets P!NK custom made pink M&Ms
^has been lying this whole time. this post is the truth.
^likes to write about her dreams
^knows everyone's dreams
^ Makes all the ladies' dreams come true.
^has wierd dreams
^ Has dreams that are not dry.
^has dreams that make censor screeners screaming
^ Eats other peoples' ice cream out of others' toilets.
^uses other people's toilets as resting areas
^ Calls restrooms restrooms.
^ (i actually do)
^calls others by their middle name before their first name
^ Sings about elephants experiencing puberty.
^is an elephant in puberty
^ Reads magazines about the lives of inspiring elephants.
^is an inspiring elephant
^ Inspires elephants to BE inspiring elephants.
^is one of the ladies that has their dreams come true by me
^ Is lying.
^is an expert liar
^ Is Captain Vague.
^wishes she could be a captain
^ Wants to give me his job as Captain.
^lists my job as captain as her job on Facebook
^ Is very considerate for doing that.
^is not ambitious and lacks respect for authority.
^respects my authoritah
^ Inspects things multiple times.
^has recently stopped posting
^can't stand the Forum Games
^ Despises the Villager.
^is the tallest person in the world
^ just got here.
^is always posting
^wishes he wasn't the King of Forum Games
^wishes he wasn't Cpt. Obvious
^can't stand the Joker
^went swimming in his bathtub
^hates singing
^invented the Perfect Pancake Maker
^started a successful business that will lead him into retirement
^has already retired 5 times
^has already been killed 5 times
^ He dammed up the river using my butt :-[
^is my next-door neighbor.
^ dressed up like a racoon and got into the trash again.
^ is queen of the forum games
^has a magical talking raccoon
^ is father to a racoon
^ Is Tom Nook's grandson.
^took the cake from the fridge
^ Ate cardboard cake.
^posts everyday
^ Posts as little as possible.
^ has never posted before
^ Slapped a kitten for giving him the wrong directions.
^ owns a kitten for fighting purposes...
^ Wields the Hand of Slapping. (Look at that capitalisation. You knnow it's important.)
^ ate my pasta in exchange for raviolis
(I did just eat pasta. Got no ravioli, though.)
^ Watches people eat pasta for fun.
^ is the innuendo master
(Baby, I know.)
^ Makes puppets out of sanwiches.
........waht?......
^ is not possibly understanding subliminal messages
^ Realised that I spelled 'sandwiches' incorrectly.
^ knows what she's talking about
^ Has no idea what I'm talking about.
^ works for the RIPD
^ Is Jeff Bridge's twin dog.
^ wins at everything
^never wins
^ is havin a redbull right now.
^invented Red Bull
^is a can of redbull
^bought the redbull
^lives in the redbull
^rents out the Redbull
^ Had his Redbull facility attacked by angry tenants.
^is an angry tenant
^is on the radio
^ Is physically on a radio.
^ Is physically on a radio
^ Is a king.
^cannot tell a lie.
^ Is not composed of lies.
^ is not continuously lying in this thread.
^ Is a Burlesque dancer.
Is Cure Bloom.
^ Is just Cure Black.
(Cool lie, btw.)
^And she's a Negatone.
^ is a Negatone
Created Dubstep
Can speak dubstep
Wrote "Dubstep for Dummies"
^ is dubstep
^is Skrillex
^ Is a woman's woman.
^ is going to see me tomarrow to discuss stuff
^ Is going to write a book about the Spice Girls.
^ is a member of the spice girls
^ Tells me what he wants. What he really, really wants.
^ Hasn't been drinking unhealthy amounts of soda.
Is Lisa Lisa from Jojo part 2.
^ knows where teh smurfs are
^Hunts for ghosts only during the day
^ is not the robot you are looking for
^ Booked a suite at the Fairmont for $50/night
^ booked a bungaloo at the Hilton in exchange for a year of free labor
^ Learned how to make curry using Chicken McNuggets.
^ has a breatholizer from spencers.
^ Is looking to sabotage the Karaoke Gong Show contest so that I can win
^ is running the gong show
^ Cosplayed a character from Gundam Seed.
^ Eats only purple foods. (like egg plant)
Hates father nightroad.
^ hates archer
^ hates clowns
^ loves clowns
^ loves to sleep on my couch
^ Ate his hand. His dominant hand.
^is my dominate hand.
^ Is Seiji Sawamura.
^ Kashiyuka?!
^ Is blowing all his money on napkins.
^ knows what's in my car
^ Is Maddox.
^ Helped me with getting a presidential suite today
^ Is my roommate.
^ Is posting from the LAX airport.
^ knows what I did last summer
^ Is Dick Masterson.
^caused the tension between Captain America and Iron Man by stealing Tony's burrito and blaming Cap
^has a lovely wife named Martha
^ Is part of the Ultramarines chapter
^ Knows about deflate gate.
^ Fights squirrels for a living
^ Voted for Harambee