Just pretty much give useful tips to someone who might need it..
Don't have hot water? Double down on some deodorant!
Interesting.
Another one: It's always the darkest before you pay the electric bill.
Lol. Is it because of having no candles or is it the darkest with out the internet? Personally for me it would be the internet. XD
Don't have an oven? Use a microwave...
Happiness is a warm burrito.
Keeping busy makes time.go by.
If you press buttons repeatedly, it makes the game load faster.
Comfortable shoes makes for more energy throughout the day....
There is somebody behind you.
Wearing socks will help keep you from getting sick.
Every match you play is a tutorial.
When saving for something expensive, buy groceries at the dollar store.
Did you know that you can convert any bag of potato chips into "Breakfast Chips" by simply eating them for breakfast? #themoreyouknow
Don't throw away the extra napkins you get from fastfood, keep them in your car in case you sneeze or need to wipe something.
Contrary to popular belief, ABC is not as easy as 123.
Consider buying used, at least you know what you're getting and you'll save a few bucks.
"Anger" is one letter away from "Danger."
Food is good. Eat a little every hour.
Eat plenty of spicy food to channel the fury of your soul.
Stock up on toiletpapper. You'll need it in emergencies.
All-you-can eat is not a challenge.
Chocolate wine does not taste good. Do not chug a gallon of milk before swimming.
If at first you don't succeed, make up excuses for why the loss doesn't count.
If you don't have any bath soap, use dish soap.
Barbecue sauce on rice is a TERRIBLE idea.
Wasabi in ice cream is a HORRIBLE idea...
Visit the ocean. Experience the saltiness the Earth has for you.
Socks come in pairs. One goes on each foot.
No paper plates? Use paper napkins..
You're 10 times more likely to be bitten by a human than a rat.
lol you guys are dorks. XD
You're 10x more likely to be hit by a car on a bike than you are on foot...
You're 83 times more likely to die on planet earth than any other planet
Avoid purchasing Ebay items from China and other far-away places if you need that item in a hurry. It never arrives in a hurry.
Always listen to your mother.... she might quiz you about it later!
Getting shot hurts. Try not to get shot.
Try not to be redundant- on that note: it's easier said than done.
Shoot outside the screen to reload.
Alcohol deters bugs from plants- specifically snails.
A sheepshank is universally regarded as the "funnest" knot.
It's rumored that wearing hats all the time will make you go bald...
It's also rumored that drinking too much Aloe will ruin your kidneys...
Quote from: Lucifargundam on February 10, 2014, 11:38:13 AM
It's also rumored that drinking too much Aloe will ruin your kidneys...
However, drinking 16 ounces of aloe a day will render your internal organs inflammable.
Too much green tea will also kill your kidneys...
Too much soda can constipate you...
Everybody has a story. Write yours down and get a book deal!
Real friends will listen, friendly people act like friends.
Food : Chicken
Ramen is the cheapest meal you can buy- you can also add almost everything to it...
A microwave if implemented right, can be just as good as an oven...
Don't dig down.
Alarm clocks will go off at the time you set them to.
X-box games work better if not played on a Playstation or Wii.
Two toilet paper rolls can be put together to make a pair of binoculars.
A pair of binoculars can be broken in half to make two toilet paper rolls.
If single, let it mingle- if it drowns, flush it down.
Do not confuse fraudulent with flatulent.
Stand on your feet, instead of your hands. It makes showering easier, and your nostrils don't get clogged up with water.
It's very likely that you've used the term, "metagame" in an attempt to sound smart, but you've accomplished the opposite by misusing it. Just stop.
Don't know how to fix it? Google it.
Bing it!
Over the age of 40? Check your prostate yearly!
Your money is safer on the INSIDE of your wallet.
Leave your credit card at home...
Always pick up after your dog, or at least don't get caught.
If turning in cans into the recycler, crunch them down into as small pieces as possible- also, shop around for best rates.
Manic or Depressive. Choose your destiny.
Life is full of pros and cons. Your focus will determine your personality.
If you lose power, consider plugging the game into an outlet in the bathroom to continue playing.
If you lose power, steal it from others'-
fair-game.
Jumping out of windows is unhealthy. So only do it on special occasions.
The ultimate goal in life is to not end up in a GIF.
Do not post yourself on the net- or have your picture in the yearbook.
Input delay offline is often caused by image post-processing.
People die when they are killed, so avoid being killed.
When in doubt, google it.
Winners don't do drugs.
It's always important to remember where you live.
Try your best not to be homeless.
Remember to drink lots of heavily caffeinated, intensely sweet soft drinks, because you're an athlete.
Quote from: limDsage on February 21, 2014, 09:14:47 AM
Remember to drink lots of heavily caffeinated, intensely sweet soft drinks, because you're an athlete.
It's what plants crave.
Take care of your.kidneys... Have a water chaser.
If you don't take care of your kidneys, you can always get a spare from a homeless person.
Don't set yourself on fire unless it's an emergency.
Try to be tall.
You can pick your friends and you can pick you nose and you can pick your friends' nose if they are sleeping.
Carpooling saves money and energy. You pay someone to take you to work while you catch up on your sleep!!
You need to pop off more to show your superiority.
Quote from: limDsage on February 24, 2014, 09:33:20 AM
You need to pop off more to show your superiority.
Take advantage of the desk pop, the restroom pop, the pre-sex pop, the post-sex pop, and the always hilarious maternity ward pop.
Quote from: Admiral Donuts on February 22, 2014, 12:33:01 AM
Try to be tall.
Try to not be able to fit into stuff, have to bend over all the time, and listen to ignorant idiots make stupid tall jokes all day ;D
Quote from: limDsage on February 24, 2014, 09:33:20 AM
You need to pop off more to show your superiority.
Always remember what brought you here and what created what you are thankful for.
Quote from: Admiral Donuts on February 24, 2014, 11:26:51 AM
Take advantage of the desk pop, the restroom pop, the pre-sex pop, the post-sex pop, and the always hilarious maternity ward pop.
Quote from: Lucifargundam on February 25, 2014, 01:23:48 AM
Always remember what brought you here and what created what you are thankful for.
I was referring to a different pop-off, where you taunt someone and tell them to "get out of my face" after beating them. (https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1165.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fq586%2Fsicse7en%2Fchansub-global-emoticon-c8a77ec0c49976d3-22x30.png&hash=72e50ccbe04192d7e817d89acd76b908ea9a47db) (http://s1165.photobucket.com/user/sicse7en/media/chansub-global-emoticon-c8a77ec0c49976d3-22x30.png.html)
Back to topic: When facing a tough opponent, choose a character that is banned from tournament play for optimal results.
He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue!
Remember to plink in Street Fighter to have more input frames for you links.
Remember to do JF (just frames) in Tekken if you're attempting a Mishima EWGF or Heihachi's OTGF.
And always remember to not let the salt get in to you when you play Call of Duty.
A tampon is a good plug for a bullet wound.
If you are ugly, wear a mask.
There are people who don't use the internet. Don't be surprised.
Rule #1 when using a computer: don't be elderly
DONT DISTURB THE WITCH!
If you lose your password, you can reset it by following this email link.
Never forget your pocket sand.
"Don't you look for perfection, you might go blind.
Cause what you see ain't what you find."
Do your taxes right or you'll get audited...
Avoid doing your taxes by taking your death.
Avoid health problems by doing things in overabundance...
Stay free!
Quote from: limDsage on March 02, 2014, 11:08:54 PM
Stay free!
I don't think the everyday man has a use for Stay Free...
Quote from: Admiral Donuts on March 02, 2014, 11:21:11 PM
Quote from: limDsage on March 02, 2014, 11:08:54 PM
Stay free!
I don't think the everyday man has a use for Stay Free...
Oh, they do. You just have to wait for a good time to use it (https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1165.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fq586%2Fsicse7en%2Fchansub-global-emoticon-ddc6e3a8732cb50f-25x28.png&hash=14870bc9fa9e1ecbd63fd4a9b057ce8872b9fcf2) (http://s1165.photobucket.com/user/sicse7en/media/chansub-global-emoticon-ddc6e3a8732cb50f-25x28.png.html)
Back to topic: Ordering a pizza with more than 3 toppings is a waste of money.
Don't drink rain water unless absolutely necessary...
Beware the Beard, for none may beat his beardlyness.
Quote from: limDsage on March 03, 2014, 03:54:49 PM
Beware the Beard, for none may beat his beardlyness.
Mouthwash frequently is good, but don't swallow.
Tired of getting sick after a convention? Try getting sick beforehand instead to build up immunities.
Be sure to eat before drinking...
Never turn down the gauntlet.
Learn how to swim. Not just in water, but in lava, gold coins, mercury, etc.
Don't tie rocks to yourself while swimming. It's tempting but not worth it.
Dont forget to have a sense of humor.
Guile's theme goes with everything. Always remember that.
One guys.hangover regimend might not work for everyone...
Man with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger!
Leave early for work and beat traffic.
Food:Chicken
Unplug things when ur not using them. Phone chargers n energysaving devices excempted.
Remember to log out when using a public computer.
Never enter personal information on a public connection.
Always pay in cash, and ask for a receipt.
Repay your debts, or your're forever in debt to them in some shape or form....
You must defeat Shen Long in order to have a chance.
Don't buy soap on a rope. It falls off after a while.
Never go full retard.
Dont expect the truth to be real. Everything can be falsified.
Got caught in a stealth game? Restart back to checkpoint!
Have garlic or onion smell on your hands? Just grab a stainless steel knife, and cut your hands off.
Would you rather have 10 good ones or 1 perfect one?
Don't get caught in the snuggle vortex.
Better chiggity-check yourself before you wiggity-wreck yourself.
Don't pass out in the commentary area.
If your makeup is running, use a paper bag over your head.
Two wrongs does not make a right, But four rights puts you back where you started.
Don't ask questions about a secret society to a member of such.
Due tomorrow? Do tomorrow!
Try your best to keep your pinky down.
Do not aspire to be like Mr. N.
Don't throw grandpa out the window.
Bullfighting? Always bring a fork!
Enjoy your spring break while it lasts!
You can save money at Fanime by not setting your hotel room on fire.
Showering daily and using deoderant will help you find a date.
Also::::::::::::
http://www.dollarshaveclub.com/
If showering doesn't help, then don't expect the deodorant to work as well..
Your errands for the day goes a lot faster if you don't punch people on the way.
Quote from: Glitch on April 09, 2014, 03:43:11 AM
Your errands for the day goes a lot faster if you don't punch people on the way.
You're punching the wrong people.
Quote from: Admiral Donuts on April 09, 2014, 03:20:06 PM
Quote from: Glitch on April 09, 2014, 03:43:11 AM
Your errands for the day goes a lot faster if you don't punch people on the way.
You're punching the wrong people.
Or because it's the right people.
Do not free the poverty chat.
If you don't want wrestlers smacking each other with chairs, don't leave them where they can get them.
Don't Eat the Yellow Snow.
Whenever a top player borrows a stick, a kitten loses an eye.
Don't touch anything if you go back in time.
Being clean will prolong your life.
Working out will prolong your life.
Faking your birth date will prolong your life.
Smile.
;D
Dont talk too much or youll come off as either an idiot or narssacist.
Don't talk at all. It is essential to a good coat rack impersonation.
Body's sore from yesterday's workout? Work out some more!
Dont smoke if youre going to work out...
Do it for the money!
Everyone is at some point selfish. Even at being selfless. Save yout skin.
Senzu beans are good for you.
Hmmm, I have a few, some may have been said already though...
- Put a little cup of water in the microwave with your pizza. It'll stay crispy.
- Some people have tone problems (like myself sometimes - I sound monotone or valley girlish), people typically have good intentions, but the way that someone says something may cause the words to be taken badly. Also a lot of spoken language has multiple meanings, and I've found in the past that a lot of conversational conflict arises from one person discerning an alternate meaning from what the other person said. (I've been on both ends of this a lot)
- Servers typically make ~$3/hr plus tips after taxes because they have to claim their tips, so if you're thinking about not tipping a server, it's good to be aware of that (if they really mess up, to each their own, but tips are pretty much their living).
- Acne problems? Try making a mask of 5-7 aspirin (must be aspirin, as it has salicylic acid), honey, and water.
- In the human brain, the same area used to interpret stress is used in memory formation/retrieval - so if you're really stressed out (over an exam, for example), you're actually inhibiting your ability to perform well on a task. A moderate amount of stress is ideal for memory, but chronic stress and high stress decrease your ability to remember. :)
Quote from: questionette on April 30, 2014, 04:02:44 PM
- Servers typically make ~$3/hr plus tips after taxes because they have to claim their tips, so if you're thinking about not tipping a server, it's good to be aware of that (if they really mess up, to each their own, but tips are pretty much their living).
Don't be a server in America
Quote from: Admiral Donuts on April 30, 2014, 06:44:47 PM
Quote from: questionette on April 30, 2014, 04:02:44 PM
- Servers typically make ~$3/hr plus tips after taxes because they have to claim their tips, so if you're thinking about not tipping a server, it's good to be aware of that (if they really mess up, to each their own, but tips are pretty much their living).
Don't be a server in America
In college that was my part-time job. Some nights I'd walk out of the restaurant I waited at with $200 in cash after a five hour shift. It can be aight.
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Be frugal until we reach fanime.
If you complain to me that you don't know what to do against a character I use in Tekken because of the mixups I'm doing, then you shouldn't be playing Tekken at all.
Seriously, you have to study the character thoroughly!
Quote from: questionette on April 30, 2014, 04:02:44 PM
Hmmm, I have a few, some may have been said already though...
- Put a little cup of water in the microwave with your pizza. It'll stay crispy.
- Some people have tone problems (like myself sometimes - I sound monotone or valley girlish), people typically have good intentions, but the way that someone says something may cause the words to be taken badly. Also a lot of spoken language has multiple meanings, and I've found in the past that a lot of conversational conflict arises from one person discerning an alternate meaning from what the other person said. (I've been on both ends of this a lot)
- Servers typically make ~$3/hr plus tips after taxes because they have to claim their tips, so if you're thinking about not tipping a server, it's good to be aware of that (if they really mess up, to each their own, but tips are pretty much their living).
- Acne problems? Try making a mask of 5-7 aspirin (must be aspirin, as it has salicylic acid), honey, and water.
- In the human brain, the same area used to interpret stress is used in memory formation/retrieval - so if you're really stressed out (over an exam, for example), you're actually inhibiting your ability to perform well on a task. A moderate amount of stress is ideal for memory, but chronic stress and high stress decrease your ability to remember. :)
How dare you post actual useful information! A pox on thee!
Quote from: Glitch on May 02, 2014, 03:07:53 AM
Quote from: questionette on April 30, 2014, 04:02:44 PM
Hmmm, I have a few, some may have been said already though...
- Put a little cup of water in the microwave with your pizza. It'll stay crispy.
- Some people have tone problems (like myself sometimes - I sound monotone or valley girlish), people typically have good intentions, but the way that someone says something may cause the words to be taken badly. Also a lot of spoken language has multiple meanings, and I've found in the past that a lot of conversational conflict arises from one person discerning an alternate meaning from what the other person said. (I've been on both ends of this a lot)
- Servers typically make ~$3/hr plus tips after taxes because they have to claim their tips, so if you're thinking about not tipping a server, it's good to be aware of that (if they really mess up, to each their own, but tips are pretty much their living).
- Acne problems? Try making a mask of 5-7 aspirin (must be aspirin, as it has salicylic acid), honey, and water.
- In the human brain, the same area used to interpret stress is used in memory formation/retrieval - so if you're really stressed out (over an exam, for example), you're actually inhibiting your ability to perform well on a task. A moderate amount of stress is ideal for memory, but chronic stress and high stress decrease your ability to remember. :)
How dare you post actual useful information! A pox on thee!
I just wanted the everyday man to know DX
Quote from: questionette on May 02, 2014, 09:11:21 AM
Quote from: Glitch on May 02, 2014, 03:07:53 AM
Quote from: questionette on April 30, 2014, 04:02:44 PM
Hmmm, I have a few, some may have been said already though...
- Put a little cup of water in the microwave with your pizza. It'll stay crispy.
- Some people have tone problems (like myself sometimes - I sound monotone or valley girlish), people typically have good intentions, but the way that someone says something may cause the words to be taken badly. Also a lot of spoken language has multiple meanings, and I've found in the past that a lot of conversational conflict arises from one person discerning an alternate meaning from what the other person said. (I've been on both ends of this a lot)
- Servers typically make ~$3/hr plus tips after taxes because they have to claim their tips, so if you're thinking about not tipping a server, it's good to be aware of that (if they really mess up, to each their own, but tips are pretty much their living).
- Acne problems? Try making a mask of 5-7 aspirin (must be aspirin, as it has salicylic acid), honey, and water.
- In the human brain, the same area used to interpret stress is used in memory formation/retrieval - so if you're really stressed out (over an exam, for example), you're actually inhibiting your ability to perform well on a task. A moderate amount of stress is ideal for memory, but chronic stress and high stress decrease your ability to remember. :)
How dare you post actual useful information! A pox on thee!
I just wanted the everyday man to know DX
I'm pretty sure it will come in handy..
Back to topic: Stick and stones might break your bones, so drink a lot of milk!
Remember men, it's okay to cry as long as no one can see you and you never confess to the act.
Trouble counting to twenty? Take your shoes off.
Keep an eye on your food to make sure it isn't under or over cooked.
Keep away from soda!
Pulling apart old speakers and harddrives is a great way to find powerful magnets.
If you have to ask, just don't.
It's called Speed Stick. It's not expensive.
(I use Old Spice though)
Make sure you release a loud burp after you do burpees.
Money is dirty n has heen places you never wanted to see. Wash your hands after.
If you're not first, you're last.
Dont wait in line fir halls, come back later