This is a game based off the classic SNL skit "Land Shark." As we all know, the Land Shark is the cleverest of all sharks, as he can actually walk on land and convince people that he's not a shark so that they let him in to their house in order to eat them. In this game, we'll become land sharks and innocent bystanders.
The rules are simple. One person posts a knock on the door, followed by some excuse to let them in. The next poster falls for that excuse, opens the door and gets eaten, and then becomes a land shark to post knocking on the door for the next poor sap.
Example:
Poster 1:
*Knock knock* I have an order of 50 pounds of chocolate to this address.
Poster 2:
Chocolaaaaate! *Opens the door and gets eaten.*
*Knock knock* Telegram
And so on. Of course, in the original sketch, it took a while for the land shark to convince the sap to let him in, but when I've tried this game in the past people would forget to check and see if they were let in, so in this game everyone will be gullible enough to let the shark in on the first knock.
If it's all clear, then have fun! And to begin...
*Knock knock* Excuse me, would you take a moment to sign this petition for "Save the Sharks?"
Petitions?! I love petitions!!! *gets eaten*
*knock knock* This is the Prize Patrol! You've won!
I won!? I don't even recall entering, but hooray! What did I win? *The answer: a free trip through the digestive system of a shark*
*Knock knock* Candygram
I HEARD CANDY, NOM NOM NOM!! -opens door and his devoured-
-knock knock-
Not a shark, just someone who wants to love and hug you.
Good, I need a hug. *Instead receives the kiss of death. And then gets eaten*
*Knock knock* Hi, we're the dolphins that just moved in next door.
Dolphins? Are you tuna safe Dolphins? *opens door* Hey, aren't you a little big for a dol*GULP*
*knock knock* Hello?? My name is Bambi and I'm doing a study on what guys like about my boobs.
Bambi? I thought Bambi was a boy. (chomp!)
(knock knock knock)Fed-Ex.
I GOT A PACKAGE?!?! *checks and gets eaten*
*You hear an ice-cream truck out front*
ICCEEEE CREAMM!!!!! *runs out and gets eaten*
*knock knock* you just won $10,000!
Hooray, I can buy a thousand graphic novels! *Will never live to see a new release*
*Knock knock* Land Shark
lol, there is no such thing as a land shark....*opens door* I stand corrected.... *gulp*
*knock knock* Girlscout cookies for sale!
Do you have any Thin Mints? Those are delicious. *Apparently, so am I.*
*Knock knock* Bring out your dead!
Oh thank you
WHERE"S MY FOOD!?!?!
Yes, I have the food you ordered for pickup right he- *Is the food*
*Knock knock* I need help hiding a bag full of unmarked bills and imported anime, can you let me in?
YES! *won't be able to watch the anime*
Come to my moving castle! OMG
Moving castles?!?! How does that even work?!? I gotta see this..... WHOA! That castle looks JUST like a SHARK! Hey...wait a second....that IS A SHARK! *tries to run but its too late*
Free iPhones...get your free iPhones here!
Why is the I phone in the water? GAH *dies*
ZOMG FANIME CANCELLED!
NOOOOO! I want to die! *Wish granted*
*Knock knock* Can someone help me with my shark costume? I'm not sure if the teeth are aligned.
Hmmm, okay! Wow....your costume is REALLY authentic! Even the teeth feel real! HEY! THAT HURTS! OW!... *gets eaten*
Free Swine Flu vaccines!
hmph I don't need one *sulks* wait what are you doin- GET AWAY FROM ME SHION-I MEAN SHARK!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnMDWHvD2gU reference
Hello Kitty here!
Why hello there Hello Kitty!.... hmm....you don't look as cute as I rememb-*CHOMP*
Quote from: BumbleB on April 27, 2009, 09:32:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnMDWHvD2gU
Whoa....wtf! That's some sick stuff.....
Woah WTF A shark isn't as scary as Shion ...I take it back! *dead*
Quote from: BumbleB on April 27, 2009, 09:32:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnMDWHvD2gU
Whoa....wtf! That's some sick stuff.....
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:) I get this reaction every time.
ZOMG HIGURASHI!
Higu- wha? *gets eaten*
Pizza Delivery! Did someone order 5 large pizzas, chicken wings, cheese bread, cinna sticks, and a 2 liter of coke? They paid over the phone.
Thinking: I didn't order them, but if they've been paid for... I can get a free meal!
*Opens door* Hi, thanks I ordered tha-aaaaugh! *Becomes the free meal*
*Knock knock* Hi, this is Kisame, I'm looking for a jinchuuriki. Can you let me in?
I don't have one those here... BUT I think my neighbors do. Let me show you which house.. *opens the door to his doom*
AVON calling!
How odd, I am an unattractive straight male so I don't know why i'd need Avon. Unless...they've started selling chocolate!!!!!!! -opens the door happily only to have his face removed via sharp shark teeth-
-knock knock-
Hello, it's the internet.
What the?? better go check, Hi? *CHOMP*
Hey it' the NOT shark why don't you greet the NOT shark.
Not shark? That's my favorite kind of perfectly harmless land creature that won't try to eat me! *Eaten*
*Knock knock* It's your neighbor, I need to get rid of that large TV you've always been jealous of and was hoping you could take it off my hands.
Well, ITS ABOUT TIME! *hurridly opens the door and blindly grabs the first thing available and runs and mounts it on the wall.* Hmm...something doesn't seem right here... I can't seem to change the channel to anything but Shark Week. *CRASH* NO! My new TV! It's alive! *gets eaten*
*knock knock* It's the police! There have been a string of murders due to a Land Shark serial killer. We need to question you and find out if you've heard or seen anything strange lately.
A Land Shark? Here? That's my worst fear realized! Come in, let me know what I must do in order to avoid getting killed by the -- *opens door* LAND SHAAAARK!!! *eaten*
*Knock knock* Oh Mr. Fry, it's those three plumbers you called for. (Hey, it worked in Futurama.)