"It's not gonna be an orgy, It's a toga party." Peter Riegert: Animal House.
Mama: OWEN!
"My straw reaches acrrrrrroooooooosssss the room and starts to drink your milkshake. I... drink... your... MILKSHAKE! I drink it up!!!"
There will be blood.
We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"
Treasure of the Sierra Madre
YES, MILKSHAKE! xD Hilarious.
This isn't from a movie, but a play... the actor screwed up his lines so it went along the lines of "You come out of buildings with burning babies in your hand."
He was supposed to be a firefighter and say "you come out of burning buildings with babies in your hand."
Here's a very memorible quote from the live-action Transformers movie.
Ratchet: I sense the Decepticons are getting ready to mobilize.
Ironhide: They must know it's here as well.
Jazz: What about Bumblebee? We can't just leave him to die and become some human experiment.
Optimus Prime: He'll die in vain if we don't accomplish our mission. Bumblebee is a brave soldier, this is what he would want.
Ironhide: Why are we fighting to save the humans? They're a primitive and violent race.
Optimus Prime: We're we so different? They're a young species, they have much to learn, but I've seen goodness in them. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. You all know there is only one way to end this war, we must destroy the cube. If all else fails, I will unite it with the Spark in my chest.
Ratchet: That's suicide, the cube is raw power, it could destory you both.
Optimus Prime: A nessicary sacrifice to bring peace to this planet, we cannot let the humans pay for our mistakes. It's been an honor serving with you all, Autobots, roll out!
You weren't great at being some girl's boyfriend, Matty. You just found someone who let you be OK with yourself. (The Perfect Score)
Ok it's cheesy but I'm a hopeless romantic.
AAASSSS YOUUUU WIIIISSSHHHHHHH.....
Ham: "You play ball like a girl!"
"I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you."
HAL9000 in 2001.
One shall stand One shall fall - Optimus Prime (Transformers the Movie 1986)
Not one quote but this:
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who's the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?
King Arthur: I'm not interested.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It could be carried by an African swallow.
2nd soldier with a keen interest in birds: An African swallow, maybe, but not an European swallow.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: That's my point.
2nd soldier with a keen interest in birds: I agree with that.
King Arthur: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: But then, of course, African swallows are nonmigratory. So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway.
2nd soldier with a keen interest in birds: Wait a minute. Supposing two swallows carried it together!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: No, they'd have to have it on a Line.
2nd soldier with a keen interest in birds: Simple. They just use a strand of creeper.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
2nd soldier with a keen interest in birds: Why not?
"You are in a position to demand *nothing*. I, on the other hand, am in a position to grant *nothing*"
Ricardo Montalban: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn.
I'll be back.
"It's the stuff that dreams are made of".
Humphrey Bogart: The Maltese Falcon.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Darth Vader (Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith)
"Mrs Robinson, are you seducing me?"
Dustin Hoffman: The Graduate
"I feel the need, the need for speed" Top Gun
Luke I am your father.
Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on May 09, 2008, 10:52:23 PM
Luke I am your father.
Correction, it goes "No, I am your father."
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of tank, half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it!
[A researcher tries to dissuade animal-rights activists from releasing his chimpanzees.]
Researcher: The chimps have been infected. They're highly contagious. They've been given an inhibitor.
Activist: Infected with what?
Researcher: In order to cure, you must first understand...
Activist: Infected with WHAT?
Researcher: Rage.
"Lets see the Great Leslie try that one!"
Jack Lemon: The Great Race
"You will lose* Ivan Drago (Rocky IV)
Andre: Hey, my man... I hear you talking' a lot, you know, you're always saying' something... Who the fuck are you, that we should listen? Were you, like, in a special ops unit? You in the marines? What the fuck do you do?
Michael: I sell televisions at Best Buy.
Andre: Hey, officer! How do you like following a guy that sells TVs?
Kenneth: About as much as I like following a guy who steals them. I'm not following anyone. I'm going to Fort Pastor to get my brother.
Steve: No, forget it. That place is fucked, man. Bloodbath city.
Norma: We just came from there.
Kenneth: Is everyone there dead?
Steve: Or... dead-ish.
Kenneth: Is everyone. There. Dead?
Steve: Yeah, in the sense that they all sort of, uh, fell down, and then...got up, and...started eating each other.
Dawn of the Dead 2004
I'll have the five dollar milkshake. - pulp fiction
Princess Leia: "Would it help if I got out and pushed?"
Han Solo: "It might!"
(later)
Han Solo: "That's not it, bring me the Hydrospanner!"
The Empire Strikes Back
*I'll Be Back* The Terminator (1984)
Scott Evil: It's no hassle...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: But...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: All I'm say...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: There gonna get a...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm just...
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: Would...
Dr. Evil: Sh!... Knock-knock.
Scott Evil: Who's there?
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: But...
Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.
-Austin Powers
[West brings Jim to the infected soldier Mailer, kept chained in the yard.]
West: Got infected two days ago. Mitchell managed to knock him out cold, and we got a chain around his neck.
Jim: You're keeping him alive?
West: The idea was to learn more about infection. Have him teach me.
Jim: And... has he?
West: In a way. [he kneels near Mailer, inducing a fit of groaning and thrashing] He's telling me he'll never bake bread, plant crops, raise livestock. He's telling me he's futureless. And eventually, he'll tell me how long the infected take to starve to death.
28 Days Later
Quote from: questionette on May 10, 2008, 02:42:56 PM
(A lot of Sh!)
-Austin Powers
Goldmember: Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know.
Dr. Evil: How 'bout "NO!", you crazy Dutch bastard!?
Austin Powers in "Goldmember"
Madness? This is SPARTAAAA!
Leonidas (300)
Okay, not a great (or even good...)movie, but one hella funny line:
Ford Fairlane: "What are your names, Neil and Bob, or is that like what you do? "
Andrew Dice Clay: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
"You're no saint. You got a free cab, you got a free room--and someone'll listen to your boring stories! Didn't you notice on the plane when you started talking, eventually I started reading the vomit bag? Didn't that give you some sort of clue, like maybe this guy is not enjoying it? Y'know, not everything is an anecdote, you have to discriminate! You choose things are funny or mildly amusing! You're a miracle! Your stories have none of that!
They're not even amusing accidentally! "Honey, I'd like you to meet Del Griffith, he's got some amusing anecdotes for ya! And, oh, here's a gun so you can blow your brains out, you'll thank me for it!"
I could tolerate any insurance seminar! For days, I could sit there, and listen to them go on and on with a big smile on my face, and they'd say, "How can you stand it?", and I'd say, "Because I've been with Del Griffith, I can take anything!". Y'know what they'd say? They'd say, "I know what you mean. Shower curtain ring guy... whoa!"
Steve Martin: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
FREEDOM!!! (Braveheart)
Quote from: Mister_E on May 10, 2008, 01:12:22 AM
Andre: Hey, my man... I hear you talking' a lot, you know, you're always saying' something... Who the fuck are you, that we should listen? Were you, like, in a special ops unit? You in the marines? What the fuck do you do?
Michael: I sell televisions at Best Buy.
Andre: Hey, officer! How do you like following a guy that sells TVs?
Kenneth: About as much as I like following a guy who steals them. I'm not following anyone. I'm going to Fort Pastor to get my brother.
Steve: No, forget it. That place is fucked, man. Bloodbath city.
Norma: We just came from there.
Kenneth: Is everyone there dead?
Steve: Or... dead-ish.
Kenneth: Is everyone. There. Dead?
Steve: Yeah, in the sense that they all sort of, uh, fell down, and then...got up, and...started eating each other.
Dawn of the Dead 2004
Good Quote, not my Fave from the movie
Ving Rhames: "You Want forgiveness? Go into the Stall, Say Five Hail Mary's and Wipe your ass, then you and God can call it even!"
Doc Brown: Ha! What did I tell you?! 88 miles per hour! The temporal displacement occurred exactly 1:20 AM and zero seconds!
Marty McFly: Jesus Christ, Doc! You disintegrated Einstein!
Doc Brown: Calm down Marty. I didn't disintegrate anything. The molecular structure of both Einstein and the car are completely intact!
Marty: Then where the hell are they?
Doc Brown: The appropriate question is when the hell are they! You see, Einstein has just become the world's first time traveler! I sent him into the future! One minute into the future to be exact! And at precisely, 1:21 A.M. and zero seconds, we shall catch up with him and the time machine!
Marty: Wait a minute, wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?!
Doc Brown: The way I see it, if you're going to build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style? Besides, the stainless steel construction made the flux dispersal...(watch beeps) Look out! (time machine comes back)
Back to the Future Part 1
Betelgeuse: Ah. Well ... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the
Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that! I've seen "The Exorcist" about a hundred and sixty-seven times, and it keeps
getting funnier every single time I see it!!! ... not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy! ... now what do you think?
You think I'm qualified?
Michael Keaton: Beetlejuice
Quote from: Shinsengumi on May 11, 2008, 12:54:24 AM
Madness? This is SPARTAAAA!
Leonidas (300)
TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!
"The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women!"~Doc Brown (Back to the Future part II)
"War is in your blood.. when you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing.."
"Live for nothing.. or DIE for something! Your call.."
Rambo
Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on May 12, 2008, 10:21:15 PM
Quote from: Shinsengumi on May 11, 2008, 12:54:24 AM
Madness? This is SPARTAAAA!
Leonidas (300)
TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!
Actually the line is:
"Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight we dine in Hell!"
Lawrence: '
Hi Joker!"Vincent D'onofrio: Full Metal Jacket
*Your ugly you could be a modern art master piece* Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (Full Metal Jacket)
Doc Brown: Date: Sunday, November 13, 1955, 7:01 A.M. Last night's time travel experiment was apparently a complete success. Lightning struck the clock tower at precisely 10:04 p.m. sending the necessary 1.21 gigawatts onto the time vehicle which vanished in a brilliant flash of light leaving a pair of fire trails behind. I, therefore, assume that Marty and the time vehicle were transported forward through time into the year 1985. After that--After that, I can't recall what happened. In fact, I don't even remember how I got home. Perhaps the gigawatt discharge coupled with the temporal displacement field generated by the time vehicle caused a disruption of my own brain waves, resulting in a condition of momentary amnesia. Indeed, I now recall that moments after the time vehicle disappeared into the future, I saw a vision of Marty say he had come back from the future.
Marty: Hey, Doc?
Doc Brown: Undoubtedly, this was some sort of residual image.
[Doc sees Marty and screams in horror. Marty screams back. Doc staggers back and leans on the organ.]
Marty: Doc, calm down, okay? Just calm down! It's me! It's Marty!
Doc Brown: No! It can't be you! I sent you back to the future!
Marty: That's right, Doc. That's right. But I came back again. I came back from the future. Don't you remember last night? You fainted. I brought you home!
Doc Brown: This can't be happening! You can't be here! It doesn't make sense for you to be here! I refuse to even believe that you are here.
Marty: Doc, I am here, and it does make sense. Look, I came back to 1955 again with you, the you from 1985, 'cause we had to get a book from Biff. So, once I got the book back, you, that is the you from 1985, were in the DeLorean and it got struck by lightning, and he got sent back to 1885!
Doc Brown: 1885? It's a very interesting story, future boy, but there's just one little thing that doesn't make sense. If the me of the future is now in the past, how could you possibly know about it?
Marty: You sent me a letter.
Back to the Future (Part III)
Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done! Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Quote from: G.I.R on May 12, 2008, 11:41:59 PM
Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on May 12, 2008, 10:21:15 PM
Quote from: Shinsengumi on May 11, 2008, 12:54:24 AM
Madness? This is SPARTAAAA!
Leonidas (300)
TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!
Actually the line is:
"Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight we dine in Hell!"
True, but I love the last part. :P
"I am Spartacus!" Spartacus (1960)
"Ms Tessmacher!!!"
Gene Hackman: Superman
*We're on a mission from God* Elwood Blues (The Blues Brothers 1980)
Dr. Irving Finegarten: Come to think of it, why should I give you a vitamin shot? I'm the one with the hangover. B-12, B-Complex, Crude Liver, and a generous jolt of adrenal cortex. Chased by a Bloody Mary. L'chaim! Now Lila, in order to inject this properly I have to expose my gluteus maximus.
Lila: Want me to do it for ya?
Dr. Irving Finegarten: Are you perchance a nurse?
Lila: No, but I used to be a junkie.
Dr. Irving Finegarten: Would it endanger your amateur standing if I asked you to use a sterilized needle?
Lila: You're the doctor.
Dr. Irving Finegarten: Oh, that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all week.
Major O'Houlihan: "This isn't a hospital! It's an insane asylum! And it's your fault!" If you don't turn them over to the MPs, I'm going to resign my comission!
Colonel Blake: Well goddamnit, Hot Lips, resign your goddamn comission!
Sally Kellerman, Roger Bowen: M*A*S*H
Spock: "It's life, Captain, but not life as we know it"
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Kirk: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Indiana Jones: Mola Ram... Prepare to meet Kali... in Hell!
Harrison Ford: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
"Get away from her you BITCH!" (Aliens)
Clark Griswald: I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out! Well I'll tell you something: This is no longer a vacation, it's a quest! It's a "Quest for Fun"! I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun! We're all going to have so much fuckin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our God damned smiles!!! You'll be whistling "Zip-a dee Do Da" from out of your assholes!!! Ah ha ha ha!!! I Gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose! PRAISE MARTY MOOSE!!! Oh Shit!
Rusty Griswald: Dad, you want an aspirin?
Clark Griswald: Don't touch!!!
Chevy Chase, Anthony Michael Hall: National Lampoons Vacation.
Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country General George S. Patton (Patton 1970)
i dunno if it counts as a movie, but it does have its own dvd so...
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aside from that, I love this here:
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Shooter McGavin- Your in big trouble though pal, I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy Gilmore- You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Happy Gilmore
The Mask: It's Party time! P-A-R-T-Y. Why? Because I gotta!!!
Jim Carrey: The Mask
"My name is Indigo Mantoya, You killed my Father, Prepare to die."-Princess Bride
"You really ARE an imbicle!" - Io, Godzilla 2000
Navin Johnson: Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child.
Steve Martin: The Jerk
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice Chianti"-Silence of the Lambs
Dave Bowman: My God, it's full of stars"
Keir Dullea: 2010
"TO INFINITY, AND BYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND"-Toy Story
Grail Knight: You must choose, but choose wisely, for while the true Grail will bring you life, the false Grail will take it from you.
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
"We are the Knights that say Nin"-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Austin Powers: Do I make you horny, baby? Do I? Do I make you randy?
Mike Meyers: Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
Galvatron: Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy
Starcream: Megatron is that you?"
Galvatron: "Here's a hint"
Galvatron: Will anyone else attempt to fill his shoes?"
Transformers the Movie (1986)
"You did that in fifteen seconds."
"That's why I tell people to get a dog."
National Treasure 2
Venkman: He slimed me.
Ray: That's great! Actual physical contact. Can you move?
Egon: Ray, Ray, come in please!
Venkman: I feel so funky.
Bill Murry, Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis: Ghostbusters
"HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS?"-Joshua
War Games
The Captain: What we got here is... failure to communicate.
Strother Martin: Cool Hand Luke
"Dad!"
"What!"
"DAD!"
"WHAT!"
Indiana Joans and the Last Crusade
Eli Sunday: I have abandoned my child.
Say it. Say it!
Daniel : (mumbles)
Eli Sunday: Say it louder! Say it louder!
Daniel: I've abandoned my child! I've abandoned my child! I've abandoned my boy!
"Water my ass! Bring this guy some pepto bismol!"
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Robocop
"You are not your job. You are not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the shoes you wear. You are not the contents of your wallet. You are not your f*ckin' khakis..."
--Tyler Durden, Fight Club
"Those are my magic shoes" Forrest Gump
"Call 911! Call 911! Call 911!"
Richard Dreyfus: Down And Out In Beverly Hills
Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis.
Dan Akroyd / John Belushi: The Blues Brothers
Ned Braden: You take the van, I'll keep the dog.
Tim McCracken: Dunlop, you suck cock.
Reggie Dunlop: All I can get.
-Slap Shot
They're fuckin' horrible-lookin'.
Slap Shot
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
Airplane
"Yippe Kaiey Mother F*cker"-Die Hard
"I see dead people."
The Sixth Sense
"Secrets in the sauce"-Fried Green Tomatoes
"I'm flying Jack!" -Titanic.
XD Sorry, I had to. It just popped into my head.
Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down!
Full Metal Jacket
GAME OVER!-Bison, Street Fighter the movie
Unicron: At the time..I considered sparing..your retched little planet Cybertron..but now..you shall witness....its DISMEMBERMENT!!!
Galvatron: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Transformers the Movie (1986)
Captain James Hook: "Ahhh, Peter...how ever did you manage to fit into those smashing tights again?" -Hook
Peter Panning: "I remember you being a lot bigger."
Captain James Hook: "To a ten year-old I'm huge." -Hook
Peter Panning: "Now, you'll have to excuse me I have to go climb a drainpipe...Why?...Because I ran out of fairydust...-pfht- Why?..." -Hook
Malcolm: I'm convinced he's [Sebastian] is hiding something!
Prinicipal: Oh nonsense Malcolm. He may be a little lost and confused, but deep down he's a red-blooded American male just like yourself.
[enter Viola disguised as her twin brother Sebastian; talking on her cellphone]
Viola: Mom! I will pick out my own dress, and no I will not wear heels...! Because! Heels are a male invention designed to make a woman's butt look smaller, and to make it harder for them to run away... [exit Viola]
Malcolm & Principal:...
[Malcolm giving Principal the See what I mean?! look]
Principal: Tsk, Malcolm...have you ever tried to run away in high heels?
Malcolm: No, Sir I-
Principal: Not that easy, not that easy...
----From "She's the Man"
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: My name's Wild Bill Kelso, and don't you forget it!
John Belushi: 1941
Goldmember: Hey everybody, I'm from Holland! Isn't that weird?
Austin Powers in Goldmember
"Get in the Chopper!"
Mind you, the only time I see this line to be my favorite is when I imagine the Governor (the Californian one) sitting in the middle of the street with a Helicopter. This soon leads to him killing the pilot and saying "Hes dead tired", then him jumping out of the helicopter with the only parashoot (mind spelling), and laughing in his weird foreign laugh.
God my imagination if fucked up...
Ferris Bueller: Mr. Roonie would never believe your Dad drives that piece of shit.
Cameron: Piece of shit?
Ferris Bueller: It is a piece of shit. Don't worry I don't even have a piece of shit so I have to envy yours.
Cameron: *sarcastic voice* Thanks.
"Your One Ugly Motherfucker"
(The Predator)
Police supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
John McClane: No fucking shit lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!?
Bruce Willis: Die Hard
Ash: Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up. You see this? This... is my Boomstick!
The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department.
That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel,
and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
Army of Darkness
Quint: Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down to
the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycocks
JAWS
Aughra: Suns, moons, stars Yes! The Anvil of Eternity!
The Dark Crystal.
"Little pink plus-sign is SO unholy.." --Juno
Prison Guard: Lunch time. The longer you wait the colder your lunch will get. Come on. Hey you turkey!
[the prison gaurd proceeds to Jake Frateli's cell where he finds him hanging from his cell wall with a note pinned to his shirt. Reading]
Prison Guard: You schmuck! Did you really think that I would be stupid enough to kill myself?
[Jake knocks out the prison guard]
Mouth: Is this supposed to be water?
Mama Fratelli: It's wet, ain't it? Drink it!
The Goonies
I had to do it.
A favorite movie quote.
"Its Gendou."
from Evangelion: Redeath
Detective Kimble: I have a headache.
Lowell: It might be a tumor.
Detective Kimble: It's not a tumor!
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Kindergarten Cop.
Daniel: Do you understand Eli, that's more to the point. Do you understand? I drink your water. I drink it up. Every day, I drink the blood of lamb from Bandy's tract. You can sit down again.
There Will Be Blood
Goldmember: Would you like a smoke and a pancake?
Austin Powers: A what?
Goldmember: A smoke and a pancake! You know, a flapjack and a cigarette? Hmm? Alright.
Cigar and a waffle?
No? Pipe and a crepe?
No? Bong and a blintz?
Austin and Nigel: No.
Goldmember: Oh Well! Then there is no pleasing you.
Ta-Poketa-poketa-poketa....
Secret Life of Walter Mitty.
(one of the greatest movies EVER made)
Nada: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
Roddy Piper: They Live
Tucker McElroy: Well, suppose we ain't got no union cards and go in there and start playin' anyway? Whatcha gonna do about that?
You gonna stop us, Stein? Ha. You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth!
Charles Napier: The Blues Brothers
Carl Lee Hailey: Yes they deserve to die! And I hope they burn in Hell!
Samuel L Jackson: A Time to Kill
one more try...
Neville Flynn: Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! Strap in! I'm about to open
some fucking windows!
Samuel L Jackson: Snakes on a Plane.
Gozer: Subcreatures! Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, the Traveler, has come! Choose and perish!
Ghostbusters
"Oh baby, you are so talented. And they are so dumb."-Blazing Saddle
Mike: Sure! Blame the Little guy with his ONE eye!
Billy Crystal: Monsters Inc.
"The Vessel with he pestle has the pellet with the poison. The challis from the Palace has the Brew which is true. . . but they broke the Challis from the Palace. So now, the flagon with the Dragon has the pellet with the poison. The Vessel with the Pestle has the brew which is true." :o -The Court Jester
*You owe me a scream*
Sabretooth (X-Men the movie)
From Independence Day, mostly because Bill Pullman says it: "Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.
Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests.
Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist.
And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive!"
Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!"
AND
Ruthless People (1986) (Bill Pullman plays Earl Mott):
Lt. Bender: GIVE THE BAG TO BOZO, DROP THE GUN, AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR.
Earl Mott: Who said that?
Lt. Walters: This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.
Another Ruthless People quote:
Sandy: He still wouldn't pay. So now we're lowering our price to $10,000.
Barbara: Do I understand this correctly? I'm being marked down?
[Starts crying]
Barbara: I've been kidnapped by K-Mart!
"I Hate Mummies! They never play fair!" - The Mummy, Tum of the Dragon Emperor
Quote from: BunofGovt on July 17, 2008, 07:40:25 PM
Ruthless People (1986) :
Lt. Walters: This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.
lol God i haven't watched that movie in years.
Hawkeye: Get him off me! I've got glasses. Get him off me!
Duke: What's going on, Frank? That lesson one?
Hawkeye: Frank Burns has gone nuts! I'm wearing glasses, for God's sake!
Trapper John: Watch out for your goodies, Hawkeye. That man is a sex maniac. I don't think Hot Lips satisfied him. Don't let him kiss you, Hawkeye!
M*A*S*H
"Suzzane sucks ****y!" -Paul Newman, Slap Shot
"Why So Serious?"-The Dark Knight
Ralphie: "No! No, no. I want an official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle."
Santa Clause: "You'll shoot your eye out, kid. Merry Christmas. Ho ho ho."
Narrator: "We were trapped. There he stood, between us and the alley. Skut Farkus, staring out at us with his yellow eyes. He had yellow eyes! So help me God, yellow eyes."
Both quotes from A Christmas Story.
This from Jurassic Park:
Muldoon: [at the site of the T-Rex attack] I think this was Gennaro.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: [about 15 feet away] I think this was too.
From Fifth Element:
Zorg: ... what doesn't kill you makes you stronger ...
"Ever Dance with the Devil in the pale moon light?"-Batman
*in whispered voice.* "Geeta brothas." - Funky Forest
The Joker: "Winged Freak Terrorizes" ... Wait'll they get a load of me!
Jack Nicholson: Batman (1989)
"Yippy Kaie Yay Mother F*cker"-Die Hard
I usually don't watch that many movies (which means I probably don't have many memorable lines at that). However, the last one I watched I included in my quote book:
86: Were you thinking what I was thinking?
Chief: Were you thinking, "Holy shit! Holy shit! A swordfish almost went through my head?!"
Peter: What I'd really like to do is talk to Dana. Dana? It's Peter.
Dana: There is no Dana, there is only Zuul.
Peter: Oh, Zhulie, you nut, now c'mon. Just relax, c'mon. Dana, Dana. Can I talk to Dana?
Dana: THERE IS NO DANA! ONLY ZUUL!
Peter: What a lovely singing voice you must have.
"You Weren't thinking of running away were you?"
"Dressed like this? Heck no. I'm going to a Ball"-The Princess Diaries
"We aint found sh*t!" - Spaceballs
George Taylor: Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home! All the time, it was... We finally really did it! You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah!!! Damn you! God damn you all to Hell!
Charlton Heston: Planet of the Apes (1968)
"How do you spell F.B.I?" -Rex, Toy Story 2
Harold: Did Doogie Houser just steal my f***ing car?
(Later in the movie)
Kumar: Do you know what the hell we had to go through after you took the car?
Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah, it was a dick move on my part. That's why I'm paying for your meal.
Neil Patrick Harris: [looks down to count money] Here's 50 for the meal, and 200 for the car.
Harold: What did you do to my car?
Neil Patrick Harris: I made some love stains in the back. You'll see...
Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle
"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." -Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
"Say hello to my little friend!"
Al Pacino: Scarface
"A dollar."
Dan Akroyd, Trading Places
Filby: Which three books would you have taken?
The Time Machine (1960)
"This isn't a Hospital, It's an Insain Asailum!"-M*A*S*H
Already posted:
Quote from: G.I.R on May 18, 2008, 10:37:33 AM
Major O'Houlihan: This isn't a hospital, it's an insane asylum! And it's your fault! If you don't turn them over to the MPs, I'm going to resign my comission!
Colonel Blake: Well goddamnit Hot Lips, resign your goddamn comission!
Sally Kellerman, Roger Bowen: M*A*S*H
Father of the Bride: Hey, buddy, I'm not paying you to share your thoughts on life, I'm paying you to sing!
Robbie: Well, I have a microphone, and you don't. So you will listen to every damn word I have to say!
The Wedding Singer.
Tyler Durden: The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of Fight Club is: You DO NOT talk about Fight Club!
Third rule of Fight Club: Someone yells "Stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
Fourth rule: Only two guys to a fight.
Fifth rule: One fight at a time fellas.
Sixth rule: No shirt, no shoes.
Seventh rule: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth and final rule: If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
Jules: Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
Brett: No.
Jules: Tell him, Vincent.
Vincent: Royale with cheese.
Jules: Royale with cheese. Do you know why they call it a Royale with cheese?
Brett: Because of the metric system?
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett. You one smart ....
Classic Pulp Fiction. :)
(After Flounder shoots a gun near a horse inside Dean Wormers office)
Bluto: Holy shit!
D-Day: There were blanks in that gun!
Flounder: I didn't even point the gun at him!
Bluto: Holy shit!
D-Day: There were blanks in that gun!
Flounder: Maybe he had a heart attack.
Bluto: Holy shit!
All: Whoooooooaaaaaaaaaaa!
Animal House
Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?"
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself.
But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off,
you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
Clint Eastwood: Dirty Harry
"He pissed in my pocket!"
Lock, Stock and two smoking barrels.
(That was the only funny part in the movie....)
Professor Terguson: I wish I could but I was there. I wasn't here in the classroom, hopin' I was right, thinkin about it. I was up to my KNEES IN RICE PATTIES GOIN' UP AGAINST CHARLIE! SLUGGIN IT OUT WITH HIM! WHILE PUSSIES LIKE YOU, WERE BACK THERE PARTYING PUTTING HEADBANDS ON, DOING DRUGS, LISTENING TO THE GOD DAMNED BEATLES ALBUMS!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Professor Terguson:WHY GO TO THE 38th PARRALEL AND PUSH THOSE RICE EATERS BACK TO THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA TAKE IT A PART BRICK BY BRICK AND NUKE THEM BACK TO THE F$%^&ING STONE AGE TELL ME WHY SAY IT SAY IT
Thornton "Thorny" Melon: ALL RIGHT I"LL SAY BECAUSE TRUMAN WAS TO MUCH OF APUSSY WIMP TO LET MCARTHUR GO IN THERE AND BLOW OUT THOSE COMMI BASTARDS!!!
Back to School (1986)
That sceen cracks me up lol.
Eli Cross: Do you not know that King Kong the first was just three foot six inches tall? He only came up to Faye Wray's belly button! If God
could do the tricks that we can do he'd be a happy man!
Peter O'toole: The Stuntman (1980)
Dr. Irving Finegarten: Is Batman a transvestite? Who knows?
Robert Preston: S.O.B. (1981)
Private Joker: Are those... live rounds?
Private Gomer Pyle: Seven-six-two millimeter. Full...Metal...Jacket.
Matthew Modine, Vincent D'Onofrio. Full Metal Jacket (1987)
(After a cameraman says "cut!" because there's only 22 seconds of film left in his camera.)
Eli Cross: In 22 seconds, I could break your fucking spine! In 22 seconds, I could pinch your head off like a fucking insect and spin it all
over the fucking pavement! In 22 seconds, I could put 22 bullets inside your ridiculous gut! What I seem unable to do in 22
seconds is to keep you from ruining my film!
Peter O'toole: The Stunt Man (1980)
Kirk: V-GER. V-O-Y-A-G-E-R, Voyager! Voyager VI!
William Shatner: Star Trek (1979)
For over a thousand generations the Jedi Knights were guardians of peace and justice of the Old Republic before the dark times before the Empire.
Obi Wan Kenobi (Star Wars IV: New Hope)
Aughra: The Great Conjunction is the end of the world! ... or the beginning! End, begin, all the same. Big change. Sometimes good, Hmph! Sometimes bad.
The Dark Crystal (1982)
Gozer: Are you a God?
Dr Ray Stantz: No.
Gozer: Then... DIE!
Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "Yes"!
Dr. Peter Venkman: All right! This chick is TOAST!
Jerry:When you're walkin' down the street and you see a little ghost whatcha gonna do about Ghostbusters?
Mike:What? What is that?
Jerry:That's the Ghostbusters theme song.
Mike:No.
Jerry:I'm pretty sure it is.
Be Kind Rewind
Starfighter Video Game: "Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada".
Robert Preston: The Last Star fighter (1984)
"Owwwwwwwww You Mothafucka! You shot me in the ass!"
Denzel Washington - Training Day
"I didn't kill him, he fell. Shots in the fall killed him."
(Later)
"Ay homie? Can I have my briefcase?"
Tom Cruise - Collateral
"Excuse me pardon me you mind getting the fuck out of my way?"
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Carl Spackler: This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to
become the masters champion.
Bill Murray: Caddyshack.
Lord of the Rings. <3
A movie I hold so close to my heart.
[Frodo] I can't do this, Sam...
[Sam] I know... It's all wrong. By rights, we shouldn't even be here. But we are.
It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really matter. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end, 'cause how can the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad happened?
But in the end, it's only a passing thing. The shadow -- even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines, it'll shine out the clearer. Those are the stories that stay with you. That meant something. Even when you were too small to understand why.
But I think, Mr. Frodo... I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances to turn back -- really, they did. They kept going, because they were holding on to something.
[Frodo] ... What were they holding on to, Sam...?
[Sam] That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth fighting for.
__________
*sigh~*
<3
Ellen Griswold: I honestly don't think we're going to find the Grand Canyon on this road.
Clark: Jesus, it's only the biggest God-damn hole in the world.
Aunt Edna: Clark! watch your language!
Clark: Make that the second biggest.
National Lampoon: Vacation: (1983)
Al Czervik: This is my friend Mr. Wang . . . no offense! I think this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish! OK, fine.
Rodney Dangerfield: Caddyshack (1980)
Jack the Ripper: Ninety years ago I was a freak. Today I'm an amateur.
David Warner: Time After Time (1979)
Rodney Dangefield: "What is this, a drag race?"
-Ladybugs
Billy Cole: Ain't life a bitch?
Billy Blanks: The Last Boy Scout (1991)
And one for the Late Paul Newman:
Reggie Dunlop: I am personally placing a hundred-dollar bounty on the head of Tim McCracken. He's the head coach and chief punk on that Syracuse team.
Jim Carr: A bounty?
Reggie Dunlop: Yeah, a hundred bucks of my own money for the first of my guys who really nails that creep.
Andrew Duncan, Paul Newman: Slapshot (1977)
Not a movie, but TV show.
"OH!"
"What?"
"I just pissed myself."
"Oh, great."
"Just a squirt."
From Fringe, ep. 1.
Kirk: Khan, you bloodsucker. You're gonna have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?
Khan: Kirk. You're still alive, old friend.
Kirk: Still, "old friend." You've managed to kill everyone else but like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target.
Khan: Perhaps I no longer need to try, Admiral.
Kirk: Khan... Khan, you've got Genesis, but you don't have me. You were going to kill me, Khan. You're gonna have to come down here. You're gonna have to come down here.
Khan: I've done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left
her, marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet, buried alive. Buried alive.
Kirk: KHAAANNNN! KHAAANNNN!
Sultan: Have you any famous last words?
Baron Munchausen: Not yet.
Sultan: "Not yet"? Is that famous?
The Adventures of Baron Munchhausen. (1988)
Simone: I know you're right, Pee-wee, but...
Pee-wee: Everyone I know has a big "But...? C'mon, Simone, let's talk about your big "But".
Pee Wee's Big Adventure (1985)
(Wild Bill Kelso Hijacking a Sidecar Motorcycle.)
Wild Bill Kelso: Look! It's a baby wolf.
Cpl. Mizerany: Where?
John Belushi / John Landis : 1941 (1979)
Jeff Spicoli: People on 'ludes should not drive.
Sean Penn: Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
Too soon Jr.
Cal: The problem most men have is they don't know how to talk to women...
Andy Stitzer: You know what my problem is? I am not interesting. What am I supposed to say I went to magic camp? That I'm an accomplished ventriloquist? Oh, I am the 7th degree imperial yo-yo master.
[yelling as he impersonates a woman]
Andy Stitzer: Ooooh, do me yo-yo master I want you to do me cuz you're the yo-yo guy...
40 Year Old Virgin
Bad Ash: I'm bad Ash, and You're GOOD Ash.
You're a goodly little two shoes.
Goodey little two shoes, goody little two shoess...
BAM
Good Ash: Good, Bad, I'm the one with the gun.
Army of Darkness
I'M SPARTICUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No, I am Sparticus!
Duke: I'm kind of partial to blonde myself.
Hawkeye: I knew it! I knew you had a ..had an attraction for Hot Lips O'Houlihan
Trapper John: Here! Here!
Duke: Go to hell, Captain Pierce. You know I damn near puke every time I look at her. Besides she's-- I'll bet she's not a real blonde.
Hawkeye: How dare you say that about an officer of the United States Army!
Duke: I'll not only say it, but I'll back it with 20 bucks, How's that?
Hawkeye: You have yourself a bet, sir. You're my witness.
Trapper John: I'll be your witness, but who's gonna be the poor schmuck who finds out?
M*A*S*H (1970)
Why so serious?
For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was Tuesday.
People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.
if you do not know the movie, you are made of such utter fail, EPIC FAIL looks down upon you.
Jackie: Empty your cup
White kid: *throws water out of cup*
Jackie: >:( HOPELESS
SARK: The Master Control Program has chosen you to serve your system on the game grid.
Tron (1982)
Marge Gunderson: Oh for Pete's sake, he's fleeing the interview! He's fleeing the interview!
Frances McDormand: Fargo (1996)
People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.
V for Vendetta
Mok: Anyone Care for A beer?
I'm Mok!
Rock and Rule (1983)
Sgt. Frank Tree: Look at me! I'm a bug!
Dan Akyroyd:1941 (1979)
I Must Break You
Ivan Drago (Rocky IV)
There is no secret ingredient!
clear a path, you motherf***ers! Clear a path! I'M GOING HOME!
Bill yelling at a couple of gang bangers
Kirk Lazarus: I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude!
Robert Downey Jr.: Tropic Thunder.
From Farscape:
"Have you any idea how much trouble you're in?
Assault on a police officer,
Theft of police property,
Illegal possesion of a firearm,
Five counts of attempted murder,
That comes to:
$29.40
Cash, check, or credit card?"
Banana waaaaaaay, banana way, banana.
"Lions! Tigers! and Bears! Oh My!"
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
"And then, right after the Sam/Frodo suckfest, right before the credits roll, Sam f**king flat out bricks in Frodo's mouth. "
- Randal from Clerks 2
Changeling
Angelina Jolie: "F*ck you and the horse you rode on."
Awesome.
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
- Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore from Apocalypse Now
Piper: Are you Richard Burton?
Evelyn Tremble: No, I'm Peter O'Toole!
Piper: Then you're the greatest man that ever BREATHED.
Peter O'Toole, Peter Sellers: Casino Royale (1967)
Marge: Somebody throw the God Damn bomb!
The Simpsons Movie (2007)
Betelgeuse: Can I be scary? How about this.
Michael Keaton: Beetlejuice (1988)
Ray: If I grew up on a farm ... and was a retard then I might find Bruges interesting.
Collin Farrell: In Bruges (2008)
Brad Pitt: I have secured your shit
Burn After reading (2008)
"Here's to lookin' at you, kid."
(one of the most misquoted movie lines of all time)
Rick Blaine: Play the song Sam. If you played it for her, and you can play it for me, "As Time Goes By".
Humphrey Bogart: Casablanca
Quote from: G.I.R on January 02, 2009, 12:32:40 PM
(one of the most misquoted movie lines of all time)
Rick Blaine: Play the song Sam. If you played it for her, and you can play it for me, "As Time Goes By".
Humphrey Bogart: Casablanca
I love Casablanca
Frankly my dear, i dont give a damn.
Oh my God! I'm tripping with the Brady's.
Linda: You should put up a note in the ladies locker room.
Chad : Put up a note? "Highly classified shit found: Raw intelligence shit, CIA shit?" Hello, anybody lose their secret CIA shit? I don't think so!
Brad Pitt, Frances McDormand: Burn After reading (2008)
Walt Kowalski: Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have messed with? That's me.
Clint Eastwood: Grand Torino.
James Bond: I admire your courage, Miss...?
Sylvia Trench: Trench. Sylvia Trench. I admire your luck, Mr...?
James Bond: Bond. James Bond.
Dr. No (1962)
"Whoa, Big Gulps huh? Alright! . . . . Well, see ya later!" - Jim Carey: Dumb and Dumber
"They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars. " - Forrest Gump
President Kennedy: "Congratulations, how do you feel? "
Forrest Gump: "I gotta pee" - Forrest Gump
"Hey look ma, I'm road kill! Ha, ha, ha..." - The Mask
"Its a bird cage."
"For what?"
Jurassic Park 3
The Joker: You want to know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker and a fiend and one night he goes off crazier than usual.
Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that, not one bit. So, me watching he takes the knife to her,
laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says "WHY SO SERIOUS SON?".
He comes at me with the knife "why so serious son?" Sticks the blade in my mouth, "lets put a smile on that face" and.....
"why so serious?"
Heath Ledger: The Dark Knight.
"Redbull!"
Jim Carrey - Yes man
"Saul makes 10... ten aught to do it, don't you think?
...you think we need one more?
...you think we need one more.
...alright. One more."
-Daniel Ocean (George Clooney), Ocean's Eleven
Harry Block: So, do they give the Nobel Prize out in yearly payments or is it just one lump sum, like the lottery?
Ira Kane: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Harry Block: Oh, I'm not getting ahead of myself. I've very concerned about the potential tax consequences.
David Duchovny / Orlando Jones Evolution (2001).
[Talking to his psychiatrist about going to his high school reunion]
Martin Blank: They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"
John Cusack / Grosse Pointe Blank (Best movie EVER made)
Willie: I hate the water... and I hate being wet... and I hate you!
Kate Capshaw: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen - welcome to violence!
Faster Pussycat Kill, Kill. (1965)
Don't Panic (Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy)
Why So Serious? (The Dark Knight)
Claptu Berada Nickto (The day the Earth Stood Still (the original!))
If you've got it, Flaunt it (the Producers)
I don't like rats, even in the best of times . . . but this one was sounding an alarm. (Coraline)
Randal Graves: Since when did porch monkey suddenly become a racial slur?
Dante Hicks: When ignorant racists started saying it a hundred years ago!
Randal Graves: Oh, bullshit! My grandmother used to call me a porch monkey all the time when I was a kid because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors!
Dante Hicks: Despite the fact that your grandmother might've used it as a term of endearment for you, it's still a racial slur! It'd be like your grandmother calling you a little kike!
Randal Graves: Oh, it is not. Plus, my grandmother had nothing but the utmost respect for the Jewish community. When I was a kid she told me to always treat the Jewish kids well, or they'd put the sheeny curse on me.
Dante Hicks: What the fuck, man?
Randal Graves: What?
Dante Hicks: Sheeny's a racial slur, too!
Randal Graves: Oh, it is not.
Dante Hicks: Yes, it is!
Randal Graves: She never called any Jews 'sheeny', she just used to say sheeny curse a lot. It was cute!
Dante Hicks: It wasn't cute! It was racist!
Randal Graves: I disagree, man, she was just an old timer, that's the way people talked back then! Didn't mean they were racist... But my grandmother did refer to a broken beer bottle once as a nigger knife... You know, come to think of it, my grandmother was kind of a racist.
Dante Hicks: You think?
Randal Graves: Well, I-I still don't think porch monkey should be considered a racial term. I mean, I've always used it to describe lazy people, not lazy black people! I think if we really tried, we could re-claim porch monkey, and save it.
Dante Hicks: It can't be saved, Randal! The sole purpose for its creation, the only reason it exists in the first place, is to disparage an entire race! And even if it could be saved, you can't save it because you're not black!
Randal Graves: Well listen to you! Telling me I can't do something because of the color of my skin! You're the racist! I'm taking it back, you watch!
[customers enter]
Randal Graves: Hey, what can I get for you, you little porch monkey?
[beat]
Randal Graves: Its cool, I'm taking it back.
Mola Ram: Welcome...
Amrish Puri: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)
Mrs. Smith: What is her name and social security number?
Mr. Smith: No you're not gonna kill her....
Jules: "I DONT REMEMBER ASKING YOU A GOD DAM THING!"
i dunno why but i always laugh when someone talks to me when i am not talking to them and i use this line and laugh... you know so they dont like run away all chibi with their tails between their legs and cry all emo... yeah
Indy: Stay behind me, Short Round. Step where I step, and don't touch anything.
Harrison Ford: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
"You tell them i'm comming, and Hells commin with me.HELLS COMMIN WITH ME!"
Wyatt Earp - Tombstone.
This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No."
- Rorschach from Watchmen (2009)
Otto: It's K-K-K-Ken! c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!
Kevin Klein: A Fish Called Wanda
Lex Luthor: We all have our little faults. Mine's in California.
Gene Hackman: Superman (1978)
Kumar: Daddy come on!!!!
Kumar's Dad: daddy is not coming on anything.
:D
Harold and Kumar
007: Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.
Goldfinger (1964)
Quote from: Bruce Willis
Yippee-ki-yay, motherf---er.
" I think I just filled the cup." Jay
"I'm the smartest, I'm the toughest. I will find a hole and fuck it. If there ain't one, I will make one...." Luigi Largo.
Victor Prinsi: Where do doctors hang out?
J.J. McClure: I don't know! Pubs... golf courses!
Victor Prinsi: Hospitals?
J.J. McClure: Yeah- check those too.
The Cannonball Run (1981)
"Here's 50 bucks. Take this in case I get drunk and call you a bitch later."
ah, vince vaughn.
Dink: MIIIIIIIMES! Stop the car! Get Them!
Shakes: Kill! Destroy!
Mime 1: Clowns! Shit! Ruuuuuuun!
Shakes: You Silent MotherF*****s! Yeah!
Bobcat Goldthwait, Adam Sandler and Steve Guttenberg: Shakes the Clown (1992)
Here's one of the most famous movie lines of all times (and I'm surprised it hasn't been posted yet).
Charles Foster Kane: Rosebud.
Orson Wells: Citizen Kane.
Michael Clayton: I'm not the guy you kill. I'm the guy you buy! Are you so f*****g blind that you don't even see what I am?
I sold out Arthur for 80 grand. I'm your easiest problem! And you're gonna kill me?
Rick: Sam, it's December 1941 in Casablanca. What time is it in new york?
Sam: My watch stopped.
Casablanca, 1942.
(There are 13 pages so I might use one that someone's already used, but oh well.)
"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something."
- Wesley, "The Princess Bride"
"There is no God. Only Dude."
- Crow, MST3K riff of "Soultaker." (Technically a TV show, but it's making fun of a movie, so I count it.)
"Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb."
- Dark Helmet, "Spaceballs"
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an a**hole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. A**hole, Major A**hole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an a**hole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip A**hole!
Dark Helmet: How many a**holes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by a**holes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, a**holes!
- Also from "Spaceballs."
Robin Hood: Blinkin! What are you doing?
Blinkin: Guessing. I guess no one's coming.
- "Robin Hood: Men in Tights"
Robin Hood: Blinkin, listen to me. They've taken the castle!
Blinkin: I thought it felt a bit drafty. Cor, this never would have happened if your father was alive.
Robin Hood: He's dead?
Blinkin: Yes.
Robin Hood: And my mother?
Blinkin: She died of pneumonia while... oh, you were away...
Robin Hood: My brothers?
Blinkin: There were all killed by the plague.
Robin Hood: My dog, Pogo?
Blinkin: Run over by a carriage.
Robin Hood: My goldfish, Goldie?
Blinkin: Eaten by the cat.
Robin Hood: [on the verge of tears] My cat?
Blinkin: Choked on the goldfish.
[pause]
Blinkin: Oh, it's good to be home, ain't it, Master Robin?
- Also "Robin Hood: Men in Tights"
"I can see!" *walks into a tree* "I was wrong."
- Blinkin, you guessed it, "Robin Hood: Men in Tights"
Quote from: Eliteslayer on June 08, 2009, 12:52:48 AM
(There are 13 pages so I might use one that someone's already used, but oh well.)
(several quotes)
I don't think any of those have been used yet...
Wayne: Exqueeze me? Baking soda? It sounds like you said you wanted to
pay us to do "Waynes World".
Mike Meyers: Waynes World
Alan: Counting cards isnt illegal, its just frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
The Hangover (2009)
^ Maybe I'll see that today.^
Ian: Hey, uh, can I ask you guys a question?
Randy: You just did!
Ian: Can I ask you guys another question?
Andy: You just did again!
Sex Drive (2008)
Optimus Prime: Fate rarely calls upon us in a moment of our choosing.
Transformers ROTF
Mr. Sulu: One minute to space door.
Dr. McCoy: Are you just going to walk thru?!?
Admiral Kirk: ... calm yourself Doctor...
George Takai, DeForest Kelley, William Shatner.
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984)
Jules Winnfield: What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: ....what?
[Jules Winnfield throws table]
Jules Winnfield: What country you come from?
Brett: wha-what?
Jules Winnfield: What ain't no country I ever heard of do they speak English in what?
Brett: ....w-what?
Jules Winnfield: ENGLISH MUTHAFUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT!!!!
Brett: YES!!
Jules Winnfield: Then you know what I'm saying?
Brett: yes-yes!
Jules Winnfield: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like?
Brett: ..what I..
[Jules Winnfield point gun at Brett]
Jules Winnfield: SAY WHAT AGAIN, SAY WHAT AGAIN, I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MUTHAFUCKA, SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME
Brett: ...he's black
Jules Winnfield: GO ON!!!
Brett: ...he's bald
Jules Winnfield: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: what?
[Jules Winnfield shots Brett in the arm]
Jules Winnfield: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH!!!?
Brett: NOOO!!!
Jules Winnfield: Then why did you try to fuck him like a bitch Brett?
Brett: No i didn't.
Jules Winnfield: Yes you did, YES YOU DID BRETT! You tried to fuck him, and Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs.Wallace. Do you read the bible Brett?
Brett: Yes!..
Jules Winnfield: Well I there's this passage I got memorized that sorta fits this occasion.
Ezekiel 25:17
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers.And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee."
[Both shot Brett]
Pulp Fiction :D
'...In a row?'
Randall, Clerks
Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of Biblical proportions.
Mayor : What do you mean, "Biblical"?
Ray : What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.
Venkman: Exactly.
Ray : Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Egon : Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston : The dead rising from the grave!
Venkman: Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together... "Mass hysteria"!
Ghostbusters (1984)
Kirk: Who is V'ger
Ilia V'ger is that which seeks the Creator
Kirk: Who is the Creator?
Ilia The Creator is that which created V'ger
Star Trek (1979)
Chick: I never told anybody this before, but I hate flyin'. So it would be an awful shame to die now.
Rockhound: That's easy for you to say. I owe 100 grand to a fat-a** loan shark which I spent on a stripper named Molly Mounds.
Chick: Boy, that's bad.
----
A.J.: Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel?
Lev Andropov: No, I never saw Star Wars.
----
Rockhound: This is so much fun, it's freaky!
----
Rockhound: Well it's about time, I haven't thrown up in about an hour.
----
Grace Stamper: Listen, Harry, A.J. is my choice - my choice and not yours.
Harry Stamper: He's the only one in your age bracket, Grace. It's not a choice, it's a lack of options.
----
Rockhound: Guess what guys, it's time to embrace the horror! Look, we've got front row tickets to the end of the earth!
----
Max: Something's wrong.
Rockhound: Yeah, it's all wrong, man. We shouldn't even be up here.
----
Rockhound: Wow. Got a great view of the Earth from here. Too bad we'll never set foot on her again.
----
Helga the Nurse: Mr. Chappell, you're next
Chick: Aw, gee, lady. I just came here to drill.
Helga the Nurse: Oh! [Holds up anal probe] So did I.
----
Rockhound: Just wanted to feel the power between my legs, brother. [Sitting on Nuke.]
Armageddon (1998)
I was watching Armageddon last night.
Talahasee : It's time to nut up or shut up!
Zombieland
Quote from: JohnnyAR on November 27, 2008, 09:28:25 AM
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
- Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore from Apocalypse Now
"It Smells like... ...
Victory!".
Duke Henry: You Sir, are not one of my vassals... who are you?
Ash: Who wants to know?
Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.
Ash: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
- Army of Darkness
Peter Venkman: We Came! We Saw! We kicked it's ass!
Ghostbusters (1984)
Chucky: We're friends 'til the end, remember?
Andy: This is the end, friend.
-------
Andy: Chucky says Aunt Maggie was a b**** and got what she deserved.
Karen: Andy. How can you say something so horrible?
Andy: I didn't say it, Chucky did.
-------
Chucky: Hi, I'm Chucky. Wanna play?
-------
Lady in Elevator: Ugly Doll.
Chucky: F*** you.
Child's Play (1988)
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Po: He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!
Bandits: AHH! I'm blind!!! he IS too awesome [stumbles away]
Shopgirl: And so very attractive! ;)
Shopkeeper: How can we ever repay you!
Po: There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.
voiced by Jack Black- Kung Fu Panda (2008)
"I kick ass for the Lord!"
Braindead (1992)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfkHkdu5IEI
"You know the guy who can pick up any girl? I'm him. On crack."
Kid: My Mommy says smoking kills.
Nick Naylor: Oh, is your Mommy a doctor?
Kid: No.
Nick Naylor: A scientific researcher of some kind?
Kid: No.
Nick Naylor: Well, then she's hardly a credible expert, is she?
Thank You For Smoking (2005) (They're so many great lines in this movie)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HC3xwlfcFM
"I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains."
Watchmen (2009)
Interviewer: What's your prediction for the fight?
Clubber Lang: My prediction?
Interviewer: Yes, your prediction.
Clubber Lang: Pain!
Rocky 3 (1982)
"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f*** do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK."
Taxi Driver (1976)
Jules: "What does Marcellus Wallace look like?"
Brett: "What?"
Jules: "What country you from?"
Brett: "W-W-What?"
Jules: "'What' ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in 'What'?"
Brett: "...What?"
Jules: "ENGLISH, MOTHERF****R! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!"
Brett: "YES!"
Jules: "Then you know what I'm sayin'?!"
Brett: "Yes!"
Jules: "DESCRIBE WHAT MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOKS LIKE!"
Brett: "What? I--"
Jules: "SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I DARE YOU; I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERF****R! SAY 'WHAT' ONE MO' GODDAMN TIME!"
Pulp Fiction
Edit: oops. didn't notice someone posted that... :P
"If I have to come back here again, it's gonna get fucking ugly!"
Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino
Probably of of the most famous movie lines ever:
"Rosebud"
Orson Welles: Citizen Kane
[first lines]
Sherlock Holmes: [voice-over]
Head cocked to the left, partial deafness in ear: first point of attack. Two: throat; paralyze vocal chords, stop scream. Three: got to be a heavy drinker, floating rib to the liver. Four: finally, drag in left leg, fist to patella. Summary prognosis: unconscious in ninety seconds, partial efficacy quarter of an hour at best. Full faculty recovery: unlikely. Sherlock Holmes (2009)
"Faster.. Faster!.. Faster would be better!!!"
~Malcolm Reynolds :: Serenity
^.^
Okay, so it's not actually out yet, but in the trailer:
AGNES: IT'S SO FLUFFYYYYY!
Despicable Me.
"...I don't think those were Lincoln logs."
- Hamm, Toy Story 3
"He's inside me, and he wants to take me -- AGAIN!" - Jesse Walsh [NOES 2: Freddy's Revenge] XD
Dave: "Knuckle bump?"
Balthazar: "might as well.."
From The Empire Strikes Back, 1980:
Darth Vader: No Luke, I am your father.
From TRON Legacy, 2010:
CLU: No Sam, I'm not you're Father, But I'm glad to meet you.
"Last Day, Capricorn 15's. Year of the city: 2274. Carousel begins."
Logans Run (1976)
"I feel the need...the need for speed!"
-Maverick and Goose, Top Gun
Bane: "When Gotham is ashes, you have my permission to die"
The Dark Knight Rises
"Everything has a beginning and an end. Life is just a cycle of starts and stops. There are ends we don't desire, but they're inevitable, we have to face them. It's what being human is all about" ~ Jet - Cowboy Bebop
Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary! That's what I'm gonna do! A straight shot, right to the babymaker!
Will Ferrel Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. But today is a gift, and that is why it's called the present"
-Oogway
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Mickey (as Marshal Lucky): Yessir, that's New Deal Used Cars! Now wait just a Goddamn minute... What the hell is this? Is this a 1977 Mercedes 450SL for $24,000? That's too f***ing high! (BOOM!)
Michael Talbott, "Used Cars"
"nonono -if it was a bomb, the alarms would go off because all these hotels have bomb detectors"(the alarm then sounds) ~The Fifth Element
Marsellus: "The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride f***ing with you. F*** pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps."
- Pulp Fiction
Darth Vader: "If only you knew the power of the dark side..." ~ Star Wars
When you think of garbage, think of Akeem!
- Coming to America
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride
Overspecialize and you breed in weakness-Ghost In The Shell
Another Famously mis-quoted line:
Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badge!
Treasure of the Sierra Madre
The Avengers:::
Tony Stark: [to Bruce Banner] You really have got a handle on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?
Steve Rogers/Captain America: Is everything a joke to you?
Tony Stark: Funny things are.
Logan 5 (Hologram): .... there ... is ... no ...Sanctuary.
Michael York, Logans Run (1976)
Spawn(the movie):::
Aren't there any normal people left on Earth? Or is everybody just back from Hell?
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!
Alex-A clockwork orange
Because this city, this city is haunted by ghosts (ghosts) from broken homes (homes)
Because this city, this city is haunted, there's no hope (hope), left for these souls (souls)
Every step i take i leave a small piece of myself behind
Mok: Evil spelled backward is "live," and we all want to live, don't we?
Rock and Rule (1983)
"You think she's got a thing for you, don't you? That's cute... but don't flatter yourself. That one... she's a waste of ink."
Quote from: Lucifargundam on February 01, 2014, 01:41:49 AM
"You think she's got a thing for you, don't you? That's cute... but don't flatter yourself. That one... she's a waste of ink."
Source?
Quote from: G.I.R on February 01, 2014, 12:17:01 PM
Quote from: Lucifargundam on February 01, 2014, 01:41:49 AM
"You think she's got a thing for you, don't you? That's cute... but don't flatter yourself. That one... she's a waste of ink."
Source?
Cool World.
Frank Harris: Baby, you and me, I can't have that in the real world. I can't live without you. But I can't be with you. What do you do, huh? What do you do?
Lonette: Well, we're just going to have to pretend, then, aren't we?
I'm always angry.
MonkeyBone::
Stu Miley: Excuse me kitty. I'll be right back after I choke my monkey!
"The funny thing is, in any other circumstance, you might have had a point there. Except my boss is a woman, I was a chick in the forties, I hate everyone equally, and there's no one alive who could comprehend my sexual preference. " ~Alucard from TFS Hellsing Abridged
Puny god. ~Hulk: The Avengers
"Protect me cone!" - Griff
"Uh. She got in the way while I was trying to help her"Caboose from Red Vs Blue
"I keep having these dreams about flying, but sooner or later we all have to wake up." - Jake from Avatar.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit:::
Eddie Valiant: You mean you could've taken your hand out of that cuff at any time?
Roger Rabbit: No, not at any time, only when it was funny.
"Pest: O MY GOD. Quacky. Quacky. What have they dided to you?
[Pretends to cry]
Pest: Which one is he?" -From the movie the Pest
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly:::
Blondie: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
"Oh quit being a baby, how bad could it beeeeeeee!" *church gets lunched several feet away.* "Oh this is BULLSHIT!" Church from Red Vs Blue
Lockout::::
[after Emilie's head lands on Snow's crotch]
Snow: Oh, you don't have to do that. A simple "thank you" is enough.
Quote from: Barnes on May 09, 2008, 11:46:34 PM
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of tank, half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it!
Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis!
Blues Bros:::
Willie: You'll never get Matt and Mr. Fabulous out of them high-payin' gigs.
Jake: Oh yeah? Well me and the Lord, we have an understanding.
Agnes: (Squeal!) Look at that fluffy unicorn! He's so fluffy I'm gonna die!
Despicable Me
UP::
Russell: That might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most.
He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way.
Cool world:
Holli Would: I guess you can't think and drive at the same time, huh?
Grug: Release the baby!
The Croods
"Tales from the Cryptkeeper: While the Cat's Away (#1.1)" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0716918/) (1993) Crypt Keeper (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0440885/): [Closing lines] Poor Stuart and Dwight, I bet they need a vacation. I guess they learned that stealing can have "grave" consequences! But don't worry, I'm pretty sure their criminal plans have been "laid to rest"! Hee hee hee hee hee!
Mudflap: Ding-a-ling! Come out and get your Ice Cream.
Skids: Any bad robots out there better get ready for a butt kicking!
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
"Choke on em.
Choke on em!"
- Captain Rhodes, Day of the Dead
King Kong aint got nothin on me! - Malibu's Most Wanted
Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
(The Matrix)