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Bender: Yeah, well, I'm gonna go build my own Amusement Park, with blackjack and hookers!  In fact, forget the park!

Futurama

Some people who are bored forgot how boring season 2 was.

Fry: *sniff-sniff*  Hey, what smells like blue?

Futurama

Its gonna blow!

that's what she said lol

... and we can't "thumbs up" posts WHY?

Willie Nelson:  Do you guys have a fan or something?  I'm just going to borrow it, I'm not going to keep it.
Master Shake:  You are the gayest Monster since Gay came to Gay Town!
Willie Nelson:  Whoooooa!  Easy!  Where's this coming from?
Master Shake:  No! Let's get down to it!  What I say is very baffling!

The Shaving:  Aqua Team Hunger Force

Always pay in cash, and ask for a receipt.

  The Doctor:  How do you fly this thing?!?

Peter Capaldi:  Doctor Who - The Time of the Doctor 

[WOW]

Bitcoin is a waste of time.

And will probably be out-valued by Dogecoin in the future.

WOW

Such Awful...
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MEME

                                                                                      Wow

Grug:  Release the baby!

The Croods

#DrunkFilms

Agnes:  (Squeal!)  Look at that fluffy unicorn!  He's so fluffy I'm gonna die!

Despicable Me

Most people still mistakenly believe PONG was the first coin operated video game.

#HarsherLoveSongs

 Columns via MAME

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of tank, half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it!

Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
Jake:    I hate Illinois Nazis!

... and you thought Me and Vista were bad!

That new firmware update you just uploaded?   It is so going to F*** up your hardware!

Dofus: Aux Trésors de Kerubim