Post the name of a well known dead person, defunct company, discontinued item, or no longer used / dead character, and the next person post what that person / company, et al would be doing now (either funny, or speculative).
Example: If Samuel Morse were alive today he would:
(and the reply might be...)
... be working on an Internet technology that sends data in the form of dots and dashes. ;D
get the idea?
Okay, first:
If Abraham Lincoln were alive today:
. . . he'd be trying to get Bush out of the white house.
if Princess Diana were alive today
She would beat up Tony Blair.
If Ronald Reagan were alive today
... there would be a shortage of red hair dye.
If the Sega Dreamcast were still in production:
. . . there would be more art in the gaming world
If Himura Tomoe were still alive . . .
I don't know who that is ^^; *fail* I'll update when I find out
If Audrey Hepburn were still around...
She would be teaching today ladies how to actually ACT in the movies.
If Teddy Roosevelt were still around.......
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f293/CapeBarnes/Other/TeddyRoosevelt.png
He'd be pissed as hell that Bush got re-elected, and would be working on getting him impeached
If Joan of Arc were still alive.
Then she would still be a crazy craz.
If the Zeon Won The One Year War.
We'd be doomed
If Marylin Manrow were still alive.
(...assuming you meant "Marilyn Monroe")
The Oldie stations wouldn't be playing "Candle in the Wind" anymore.
If Jim Varney were still alive:
a.k.a Ernest. Know what I mean Vern?
We would have better voice acting now a days
If Andre the Giant were still around
He'd make wrestling more entertaing behind the scenes
If the rest of Lynyrd Skynyrd* were still around.....
*=Half the band was killed in a plane crash. :-[
I'd yelled "free bird" more often.
if Kurt Cobain was still around...
He'd be repeating the words, the words, the words, the words, the words, for like 2 minutes (I'm sorry, but Nirvana songs are like that)
If Doctor Martin Luther King Jr. was still around.
the black community would be a lot better off.
If JFK was still around...
We'd have a little more cooperation from all parties
If my kitty Tam were still around :'(
Your kitty would be happy with joy to see you and you'll be a very happy person :-*.
If Zhao Yun was still around.
China would be a different place
If Pru from Charmed was still around
She'd be bitching at everyone else and driving them all crazy, leading to an earlier ending to the series
If Frank Sinatra was still around....
he would still be the best.
if walt disney was still around...
We'd have more 2D animated movies
If Jerry Orbach (the guy who played Lennie Briscoe in Law and Order) was still around . . .
we wouldn't have teh spin-offs
If Heath Ledger was still around...
it wouldn't be as creepy to watch the Dark Night :-[
if princess diana was still around...
We'd have more peace in south east Asia
If HD DVD were still around (in the race that is)
I'd be laughing at Sony.
If my dad was still around. :'(
You'd be playing ball over spring break
If Yoda were still around
talk like this he would.
If Aerith was still around...
Cloud would be a little less emo and Tifa would be a little more depressed
If Robin Hood were still around
Bill Gates would be at the top of his "to do" list.
If Jim Henson was still around...
A new good muppet movie would be on its way soon.
If Pat Morita (Karate Kid) was still around..........
he would still be at Arnold's.
If Johnny Carson were still around...
We'd have funnier one liners
If Nicodemus (from the secret of Nimb) were still around
(Thats NIMH (National Institute of Mental Health))
The rats and field mice would be more organized.
If WMS (Williams / Bally) were still making pinball machines...
there would be more innovation
If Washington were still around . . .
He'll make the country better than it is now
If the Jedi were still around...
There were would be a better sens of honor in the world right now
If Gollum were still around
He'd find something else to obsess over
If Raul Julia (Street Fighter the Movie) was still around.
I would still be reminded of the god awful English movie
If Sweeny Todd (the person) were still around
I'd never get a haircut in public again
If Kevin DuBrow (the lead singer of Quiet Riot) was still around.
We could hope to see a Quiet Riot Reunion.
If John Candy was still around....
He'll be coming out with alot of funny movies
If Chris Farley was still around
he would've run out of films to act in by 2002.
if brandon lee was still around...
There would be another white guy in kung-fu movies
If my dog Sebastian were still around
It be hard cause of your Cats
If my cat baby was still around
i would call it neko-ko
if Aaliyah was still around...
She'll still be singing
If my dad was still around
You'd have more to talk about with the family (no offense, I can't think of anything)
If Joan of Arc were still around
she'd cause the world to fall on its face with her claiming to be a messenger of god.
If James Brown was still around...
He's still around!
If Bruce Lee were still around . . .
Quote from: K&K4ever on April 01, 2008, 04:29:40 PM
He's still around!
If Bruce Lee were still around . . .
James Brown is died sweetie :'(
anyways he'll be making more kung fu movies
If Zhuge Liang as still around...
Quote from: Shinsengumi on April 02, 2008, 12:38:55 AM
Quote from: K&K4ever on April 01, 2008, 04:29:40 PM
He's still around!
If Bruce Lee were still around . . .
James Brown is died sweetie :'(
anyways he'll be making more kung fu movies
If Zhuge Liang as still around...
Whoops thought he meant someone eals (sorry :-[ )
Military endevers would be more coordinated
If Data from Next Generation was still around
He would be fatter now (since Brent Spiner got a little fat over the years).
If Chris Benoit were still around.
He'd be in jail for murder.
If rodney dangerfield was still around
he STILL wouldnt be getting any Respect.
If Bruce Lee was still around....
I'd be kissing his feet and be begging him to train me.
If Moses was still around...
We could walk to England
If the loan ranger was still around
he'd still be yelling "Hi-yo Silver, away!"
If Stalin was still alive...
WWIII would happen
If Obi-Wan Kenobi was still around
Sir Alec Guiness would say how terrible Episodes I, II, and III were... "meh"
If Abraham Lincoln was still around....
he would teach the youngsters how to do the Abraham Lincoln sex move. >_>
If Mozart was around...
He would be writing scores for movie sound-tracks.
If Henry Ford were still around:
he would have supported Hitler.
If Darth Vader was still around...
He would be back on the light side of the force along side his son Luke
If Jak was still around...
he'd be in a new game!
If Alexander the Great was still around...
His empire would be much bigger.
If JFK junior was still around...
He would've run for president.
If Gandhi was still around...
People may actually NOT want to go to war.
If Quigon Jin were still around (Star Wars)
He would have trained Anikan but Ani would have still gone to the dark side to fulfill the prophecy.
If Charlie, Mr. Eko, Anna Lucia, Boone, and Shannon were still aroun... (LOST)
The show would be more screwy then it is now.
If M*A*S*H were still around
Old people would stop complaining about how screwed up our generation is.
If Edgar Allen Poe was still around...
He'd be even crazier then when he was still alive
If Shishio were still around (rurouni Kenshin)
He and Kenshin would still be fighting each other.
If John Belushi was still around...
He'd still be making books
If Digimon 02 were still around
It would be another long series
If the Ancient One (Kaos from the Samurai Troopers) was still around
He'd be turning himself into a set of stairs.
If Mariko was still around... (Elfen Lied)
I would know who he is ???
If my 49er friend Peggy were still around . . .
She'll be a bigger hardcore fan of the 49ers like me and you :-*
If the 49ers of the 80's were still around.
I would still not like football.
If Jesus was still around...
Then oh, what a media buzz there'd be! "Crazy man in toga preaches intolerance in near by University"...
If Thomas Dolby were still around...
Uh, I think he's still around, I just saw his web sight and it has the 2008 date on it. ???
If Jorel (Superman's Father) were still around
him and superman would be racing around the world together.
If James Brown was still around...
He's still around dude ???
If the original recipe for the butterfingers were still around (the one that we know today is not the original)
No he died on Christmas in 2006...
Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on May 14, 2008, 10:09:14 PM
No he died on Christmas in 2006...
GACK, I thought you said James Bond :-X My bad ^^;
We'd have more good Jazz to dance to
Anyway: If the original recipe for the butterfingers were still around (the one that we know today is not the original)
I'll be eating alot of butterfingers lol (I use to like eating those when I was a kid)
If the Dreadnoughts (Battleships) were still around...
Uhh... They'd blow stuff up. If my doggie Yogi were still around... :'(
You would be playing with him right now. :'( (You make me sad to hear that)
If Roxus was still around.
They'd still be rockin!
If the melted parts of the ice caps were still around...
The weather would be more consistent.
If L were still around
He's still be using the death note
If Okita Souji was still around
He'd till be driving Hijikata up the wall
if Hijikata were still around
He'd still be busting out some great choreography.
If my DVD drive was still around. >:(
Your comp wouldn't suck as much (kidding)
If Andreas Katsulas was still around
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G'Kar
His character in Bab. 5 wouldn't have been killed off? (I don't watch the show)
If my pet rat Edward was still around.
He'd be leaving little surprises in your room
If Sirius Black (Harry Potter) were still around
He'll be a prisoner again (maybe) haven't seen any of the movies yet
If Sam Kinison was still around.
He'd still be making jokes
If Marten Luther King were still around . . .
Where to start? (We would have A TON of benefits, I'd say)
If the actor Paul Newman was still around............
We would have more dressing flavors and charities to contribute to
if my cat Bilbow were still around
He'll be keeping you awake :D
If Zhou Yu was still around...
.... it would be a happy day for dynasty warriors
If bernie mac were still around....
He'll be making me laugh
If Godzilla was still around.
....sad day in china town
if darth vader was still around....
GEEKS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!!!!
Quote from: Shinsengumi on October 30, 2008, 12:23:40 AM
He'll be keeping you awake :D
^ Bilbow was a girl ;)
if my grandma's Evelyn and Dana were still around
They would be giving you alot of money as allowance
If Liu Bei was still around...
He would still be expanding his empire
if John Spencer were still around . . .
He'll still be acting and still be in West Wing
If Franklin Delano Roosevelt was still around...
It would be a feet of super human indever
if Jesus were still around
He'd be at fanime. oh waitta...
If John Wayne were still around..
He would be hanging out with Clint Eastwood
If Okita Souji were still around
He'll be as pretty as usual :D
If the Shinsengumi were still around...
They would be getting the credit they deserve instead of being shunned
If JFK were still around
He will do his best to fix our nation's economy
If Mickey Goldmill were still around...
He'd still be training Rocky
If Rosa Parks were still around
No one would ride the buses.
If James Madison was still around
He would have been part of the group photo at the White House that had all the living presidents.
If Beethoven were still around.
We'd have Piano Hero for the ps3.
if Dale Earnhart sr. was still around
He'd still be winning races
If Harvey Milk were still around
He'd have a cameo in the movie about him
Hmmm,
If Jim Morrison (The Doors frontman) was still around.
He'd still be rocking
If Lady Godiva were still around
She'd get arrested for indecent exposure.
If Jam Master Jay (from Run DMC) were still around...
He'll be touring around world with rest of Run DMC
If Notorious B.I.G was still around
He'd still be rappen
If Martin Luther King Jr. were still around
He'll be so happy that Barack Obama is our new 44th President of the United States and seeing his dream come true.
If Abraham Lincoln was still around.
He would be happy that the people of the United States had finaly come together on the subject of Civil Rights
If Bruce Lee were still around
He'll still be making awesome kung fu movies
If Captain James T. Kirk was still around
Wait a minute, isn't he still around? ???
if FDR were still around
Quote from: K&K4ever on January 21, 2009, 02:08:41 PM
Wait a minute, isn't he still around? ???
if FDR were still around
Watch Star Trek Generations and watch the ending of it.
Anyways, he'll help make the economy alot better
If Yukimura Sanada was still around.
He would still be fighting in China
If my lunch was still around (I couldn't think of anyone ^^; )
It would be cold?
If my Bawls was still around. (I too couldn't think of anyone at the moment.)
it would be warm
If Sherlock Holmes were still around
He'd continue solving mysteries but his life would be a bit empty without having Moriarty to match wits with.
If Charlie from LOST was still around.
He'd still be lost
If the Phantom of the Opera were still around (SPOILER!!)
He'd be a guest judge for American Idol.
If the Marquis De Sade were still around...
He would be labeled as a sex offender.
If John Wayne were still around...
Something about tension with Clint Eastwood
If Captain Lou Albano* was still around...
*=He starred in "The Super Mario Bros. Super Show." (I loved that show)
He'll be talking about his wrestling days as well as his acting career.
If Christopher Collins was still around
He did the voices of StarScream and Cobra Commander back in the 80's
He would be Rocking Starscrem in all the new Transformer movies :D
If Daisuke Gori were still around.........
He' would be dubbing like crazy and showing these youngsters how it's really done.
If Shotaro Ishinomori (creator of Cyborg 009) were still around....