Post a "Top" list of anything here. Doesn't necessarily have to be a "top ten" list (but try to keep it reasonably short).
It can be a Parody list, a list of your favorite "insert topic here" or even a real list from the news, or other source.
To start, the list of T.V. show titles that only sound like they might be pornos:
1. Malcolm in the Middle
2. Two and a Half Men
3. The Big Bang Theory
4. King of the Hill
5. The Big Spin
Smallville (midget porn)
The Naked Brothers Band (bromo-lust)
How I Met Your Mother (milf porn)
The Naked Chef (animal carcass porn)
Giada in Paradise (I WANT IT SO BAD)
My favorite video games (no particular order).
1. Knights of the Old Republic
2. Oblivion
3. Tales of Symphonia
4. Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask
5. Legend of Zelda Wind Waker
6. Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time
7. Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess
8. Kingdom Hearts
9. Kingdom Hearts 2
10. Return to Castle Wolfenstein
My Ten favorite Pinball Machines:
1. Fireball II (Bally)
2. Fire Power (Williams)
3. Flight 2000 (Stern)
4. The Addams Family (Bally)
5. Flash Gordon (Bally)
6. Meteor (Stern)
7. Quicksilver (Stern)
8. Superman (Atari)
9. The Twilight Zone (Bally)
10. Cactus Jacks (Gottlieb)
My top 3 excuses to play F-Zero GX:
1. Speed
2. Humor
3. Chapter 5 Very Hard. Enough said.
A random list of T.V. shows with one word titles
Fringe
Nova
Lost
Eureka
Futureama
Smallville
Jeopardy
Nature
Heroes
Monk
Frazier
Weeds
A random list of numbers between one and ten
2
7
5
9
4
8
1
6
10
3.14159265
A list of Movies with the word "Ghost" in their title:
1. Ghost Busters
2. Ghost in the Shell
3. Ghost Story
4. The Ghost and Mrs. Muir
5. GhostBusters II
6. A Chinese Ghost Story
7. Ghost
8. Ghost Dad
9. The CanterVille Ghost
10. The Ghost and the Darkness
Favorite names:
1. Emily
2. Sheena
3. Vlad
4. Sergei
5. Revan
6.Oden
The list of people on my "Ignore list":
Quote from: G.I.R on January 12, 2009, 04:14:03 PM
The list of people on my "Ignore list":
Win. ;D
4 nouns and a verb on my mind:
1. Mute City (place)
2. Yoko (person)
3. Guitar (thing)
4. Headbanging (verb)
5. Nachos (thing) :P
Films from 2008 that are nominated for "Best Picture":
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
Milk
The Reader
Slumdog Millionaire
Bump
A list of five movies with numerical titles:
2001
Se7en
1776
300
10
Music artists or bands with numbered names.
50 Cent
2Pac
2gether
213
38 Special
311
30 Seconds to Mars
3 Doors Down
List of game shows I wanted to be in when I was a kid:
Guts
Family Double Dare
Legend of the Hidden Temple
American Gladiator (not the new version)
Wild and Crazy Kids!
List of things the six year old i live with is obsessed with (or is he 7?)
1: Marvel
2: The Joker
3: Spongebob
4: throwing crayons at me
List of things i consumed today:
1: Water
2: Cheez-its
3: Cinnamon Toast crunch
4: A bagel
5: Water
6: V8
7: Cheerios
List of Movie title sequel subtitles:
II Electric Boogaloo
III The Revenge
IV Resurrection (soon to be replaced by "Salvation")
V ****** Does New York
VII The Final Battle (or "The Battle For ******"
VIII A New Beginning.
List of metal songs that I like that have some anime/game references:
F
What's up people
Zetsubou Billy
Otherworld
that's all. :(
Link to: "10 Comic Strips that Need to End" (http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/09/the_10_newspaper_comic_strips_that_need_to_fking_e.php)
Quote from: G.I.R on May 20, 2009, 12:01:20 PM
Link to: "10 Comic Strips that Need to End" (http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/09/the_10_newspaper_comic_strips_that_need_to_fking_e.php)
Win!
Quote from: Liquid on May 20, 2009, 02:35:54 PM
Quote from: G.I.R on May 20, 2009, 12:01:20 PM
Link to: "10 Comic Strips that Need to End" (http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/09/the_10_newspaper_comic_strips_that_need_to_fking_e.php)
Win!
And I am also surprised
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
didn't make the list.
Quote from: G.I.R on May 21, 2009, 12:46:29 AM
Quote from: Liquid on May 20, 2009, 02:35:54 PM
Quote from: G.I.R on May 20, 2009, 12:01:20 PM
Link to: "10 Comic Strips that Need to End" (http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/09/the_10_newspaper_comic_strips_that_need_to_fking_e.php)
Win!
And I am also surprised Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
didn't make the list.
I would have made Cathy #1. I'm shocked Marmaduke didn't make the cut.
A short list of cat names in the daily comics:
Garfield
Heathclif
Solange (9 Chickweed Lane)
King Tut (Marmaduke)
Hot Dog (Dennis the Menace)
Mooch (Mutts)
Bucky Katt (Get Fuzzy).
Catbert (Dilbert)
A list of:"Ten vehicles that bankrupted GM". (http://jalopnik.com/5274023/ten-vehicles-that-bankrupted-gm/gallery?skyline=true&s=i)
The infamous David Letterman Sarah Palin Top Ten list of Highlights of her trip to New York.
Top Ten Highlights Of Sarah Palin's Trip To New York
10. Visited New York landmarks she normally only sees from Alaska
9. Laughed at all the crazy-looking foreigners entering the U.N.
8. Made moose jerky on Rachael Ray
7. Keyed Tina Fey's car
6. After a wink and a nod, ended up with a kilo of crack
5. Made coat out of New York City rat pelts
4. Sat in for Kelly Ripa. Regis couldn't tell the difference.
3. Finally met one of those Jewish people Mel Gibson's always talking about
2. Bought makeup from Bloomingdale's to update her "slutty flight attendant" look
1. Especially enjoyed not appearing on Letterman
List of artist that I listen to on my iPod:
1. Breaking Benjamin
2. Three Days Grace
3. Hoobastank
4. Papa Roach
5. My Chemical Romance
6. Linkin Park
7. AC/DC
8. Metallica
9. Avenged Sevenfold
10. System of a Down
11. Slipknot
12. Drowning Pool
13. Muse
14. Senses Fail
15. Puddle of Mudd
I have alot more but these are the ones I listen to everyday.
List of the top 5 songs that has been played many times on JUST my iTunes:
1. A fact of life - Fact [374]
2. Don't say Lazy - [we all know where this is from ;] [336]
3. Almost - Bowling for Soup [135]
4. With me - Sum41 [133]
5. Don't trust me - 3Oh!3 [94]
A list of ten "Homerisms"*
1. D-Oh!
2. Mmmmm. Doughnuts.
3. Why You Little....
4. Heee hee heeee!
5. ...Sucker(s)!...
6. Stupid Flanders!
7. Gasp! That man is exact double! Gasp! That dog has a puffy tail! Hee hee hee! Come here puffy tail!
8. (groan of discouragement) Aoooooooooowwwwgh!
9. "What is mind? Doesn't matter. What is matter? Pay no Mind. Bwa Ha Ha Ha!"
10. So Long, Losers!
*(a phrase or action associated with Homer Simpson)
A list of Dr. Tran-isms:
10. Oh, I am not a real Doctor...
9. But what about my village?!?
8. You are Evil!!! Are there no windows in your house?!?
7. I Am NOT A MOCODIMY!
6. I am committed to selling then ice!
5. The cheese burns my face!
4. Hicory what?!? Smoked what?!?
3. ... but I have Chores to do.
2. Ooooooh! you said a bad word! oooooo...
1. What is happening to my world?!?
A list of guests I saw at Comic-con (sort of in order I saw them...):
Cameron Diaz
James Marzden
Josh Brolin
Megan Fox
Robert Downey Jr.
Rachael Mc. Adams
John Lassiter
Hayao Miazaki
Patton Oswalt
Leslie Nielson
Steve Howey
Kenan Thompson
James Edward Olmos
Leonard Nimoy
Margot Kidder.
Quote from: G.I.R on July 26, 2009, 07:28:30 PM
A list of guests I saw at Comic=con (sort of in order I saw them...):
Cameron Diaz
James Marzden
Josh Brolin
Megan Fox
Robert Downey Jr.
Rachael Mc. Adams
John Lassiter
Hayao Miazaki
Patton Oswalt
Leslie Nielson
Steve Howey
Kenan Thompson
James Edward Olmos
Leonard Nimoy
Margot Kidder.
*Jealous*
List of persons that posted that they're jealous of my last post
1.Liquid (JK) :D
Quote from: G.I.R on July 27, 2009, 02:21:43 PM
List of persons that posted that they're jealous of my last post
1.Liquid (JK) :D
List of people that I am jealous of:
1.) Bill Gates
2.) Steve Jobs
3.) Brad Pitt
4.) Ashton Kutcher
5.) G.I.R.
:D
Vampire animes(no order)::
Vampire Hunter D
Hellsing
Blood +
Trinity Blood
Black BLood Brothers
Vampire Knight
Karin
Rosario+Vampire
Magical Pokaan
Moon Phases
Quote from: Lucifargundam on July 29, 2009, 05:22:03 PM
Vampire animes(no order)::
Vampire Hunter D
Hellsing
Blood +
Trinity Blood
Black BLood Brothers
Vampire Knight
Karin
Rosario+Vampire
Magical Pokaan
Moon Phases
No "Vampiyan Kids"? Or do Vegetarian Vampires not count? :P
The list of Games that I'll buy this year:
1. Modern Warefare 2
2. Left for Dead 2
3. Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2
4. Ghost Busters
5. Dynasty Warriors Gundam 2
list of hobbits:
pippin
merry
sam
frodo
sam's old gaffer
bilbo
the proudfoots proudfeet
A list of really bad topic ideas...
"Where's the best place to buy Pirated DVD's?"
The Three word Porno Story
What's the best part of the convention center to sleep at?
Pedo-Bear Cosplay skit (can we use chains?).
Fight for your Right to have Fan-boy funk!
You Lost the Game
The Open Flaming Thread
Buy Viagra at discount prices (why does that sound familiar?)
Quote from: G.I.R on December 10, 2009, 12:49:32 PM
Buy Viagra at discount prices (why does that sound familiar?)
...are you saying you need viagra?
Quote from: michiko nakano on December 10, 2009, 03:24:53 PM
Quote from: G.I.R on December 10, 2009, 12:49:32 PM
Buy Viagra at discount prices (why does that sound familiar?)
...are you saying you need viagra?
even if he doesnt need it, something tells me he'd be tempted to try it. :P
Quote from: Jerry on December 10, 2009, 03:27:15 PM
Quote from: michiko nakano on December 10, 2009, 03:24:53 PM
Quote from: G.I.R on December 10, 2009, 12:49:32 PM
Buy Viagra at discount prices (why does that sound familiar?)
...are you saying you need viagra?
even if he doesnt need it, something tells me he'd be tempted to try it. :P
No, because it's a reference to acctual spam that has been on the board.
... and one I forgot for that list...
Caption the Last Posters Abattoir.
List of games for 2010 wish list:
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|PS3:_________________________|
|Dante's Inferno: Divine Edition__|
|Bioshock 2: Special Edition_______|
|Bayonetta___________________|
|Final Fantasy XIII______________|
|Dynasty Warriors: StrikeForce___|
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List of favorite 2009 movies:
James Cameron's Avatar
Star Trek
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince
Terminator Salvation
List of movies I want to see for 2010:
The Last Airbender
Toy Story 3
Iron Man 2
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows: Part 1
Resident Evil: Afterlife
Shrek Forever After
Predators
Megamind
Saw 3D
List of 2010 events I look forward to:
• Brothers Birthday (I wonder where we going?)
• The return of the 2 mischief siblings... (I'll show those 2 I always have better consoles/games then both combine)
• Birthday/Fanime (On the same month)
• My Uncles Wedding (I never been to a wedding)
======
• Upcoming new movies.
• And the usual events I attend: Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas.
List of things I finally done in FF7:
• Got everyones Limit Break and Ultimate Weapons
• Beat both Emerald and Ruby Weapon!
• Breeded a Gold Chocobo
• Finished the game...
I never beaten the game before by myself, took me more then a decade...
A list of ten side-effects mentioned in television comercials for perscription drugs:
10. Runny Nose
9. Dry Mouth
8. Constipation
7. Drowsiness
6. Confusion
5. Compulsion to Gamble (no lie!)
4. Redness and swelling
3. Difficulty swallowing
2. Dry Eyes
1. And occasionally Death may occour.
List of some languages I want to be fluent in:
-Spanish
-Japanese
-Klingon
-Na'vi
The list of food allergies I have:
That's pretty all of them.
List of songs on my ipod with the word California in them
Be Like That by 3 Doors Down
California by Phantom Planet
California Bound by Carolina Liar
California Dreamin' by Dj Sammy
Dani California by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Smoothie King by Bowling for Soup
Curbside Prophet by Jason Mraz
Follow You Home by Nickelback
Westbound Sign by Green Day
Homesick at Spacecamp by Fall Out Boy
Kids in America by Cascada
Holiday by Green Day
Mockingbird by Eminem
Love Foolosophy by Jamiroquai
California by Death Cab for Cutie
Dancing in the Street by The Mamas & the Papas
California Blue by Roy Orbison
Do it Again by The Beach Boys
Postcards by Amber Pacific
California Girls by The Beach Boys
Hotel California by The Eagles
Quote from: AngelWings on April 30, 2010, 03:07:48 AM
List of songs on my ipod with the word California in them
Be Like That by 3 Doors Down
California by Phantom Planet
California Bound by Carolina Liar
California Dreamin' by Dj Sammy
Dani California by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Smoothie King by Bowling for Soup
Curbside Prophet by Jason Mraz
Follow You Home by Nickelback
Westbound Sign by Green Day
Homesick at Spacecamp by Fall Out Boy
Kids in America by Cascada
Holiday by Green Day
Mockingbird by Eminem
Love Foolosophy by Jamiroquai
California by Death Cab for Cutie
Dancing in the Street by The Mamas & the Papas
California Blue by Roy Orbison
Do it Again by The Beach Boys
Postcards by Amber Pacific
California Girls by The Beach Boys
Hotel California by The Eagles
What? no "California here I come"?
Things in my fishing bag.
Tackle box
Fish chain
32 oz water bottle
Toilet paper
12 ft rope
Fanny pack
Amphibious shoes
Knife
Fishing Liscense
Flashlight
Nail Clipper
Quote from: c2chaos on April 20, 2010, 11:07:23 PM
The list of food allergies I have:
That's pretty all of them.
I also have the same list of food allergies as you do.
Quote from: G.I.R on May 01, 2010, 01:55:50 AM
Quote from: AngelWings on April 30, 2010, 03:07:48 AM
List of songs on my ipod with the word California in them
Be Like That by 3 Doors Down
California by Phantom Planet
California Bound by Carolina Liar
California Dreamin' by Dj Sammy
Dani California by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Smoothie King by Bowling for Soup
Curbside Prophet by Jason Mraz
Follow You Home by Nickelback
Westbound Sign by Green Day
Homesick at Spacecamp by Fall Out Boy
Kids in America by Cascada
Holiday by Green Day
Mockingbird by Eminem
Love Foolosophy by Jamiroquai
California by Death Cab for Cutie
Dancing in the Street by The Mamas & the Papas
California Blue by Roy Orbison
Do it Again by The Beach Boys
Postcards by Amber Pacific
California Girls by The Beach Boys
Hotel California by The Eagles
What? no "California here I come"?
Not yet, but it's a good idea.
Hollywood has officially run out of Ideas. With such films in the works as Gilligans Island, A remake of The Black Hole, and the announcement this week of Paramount Studios / Hasbro production of Magic Eight-ball the Movie, (Yes 100% true. Even I couldn't make up this stuff) I thought I'd make a list of movie projects that Hollywood could (gag) have in the works.
Vikki *
Lolcats
A remake of 1980's Xanadu
Another reboot of "Lost in Space"
The Big Bopper **
A live action Pokémon Movie ***
Disney / Pixar's Inanimate Objects that Came to Life
Texting While Driving ****
Law and Order: The Motion Picture *****
James Cameron's "Would You Like Fries With That"? ******
and finally "WTF"?
* A remake of Christine, except the car is now a 1987 Crown Victoria Police Cruiser.
** Why not? Buddy Holly and Ritchie Valens got their stories told.
*** I know that many of you might cheer this, but remember, we're talking Hollywood here.
**** A new Will Ferrell project.
***** Because Four T.V. Series are not enough.
****** A half-billion Dollar epic base on his own idea that he's had for years, and has nothing to do with that job he had as a teenager one summer working in a burger joint.
Okay so I'm bumping it, but...
4 topics that people on the boards (self-included) really don't give a Farmers Damn about:
4. Reason for Society's Prohibition of Intercourse in Public
3. Do you Believe in Supernatural Phenomena?
2. Passenger Aircraft Innovations Post Concorde
1. Battlestar Solaria: a Lunar Silver Star Fan Fiction
List of movies I want to see for 2011:
Cars 2
Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Transformers: Dark of The Moon
Battle: Los Angeles
Thor
Quote from: G.I.R on November 29, 2010, 04:53:44 PM
Okay so I'm bumping it, but...
4 topics that people on the boards (self-included) really don't give a Farmers Damn about:
4. Reason for Society's Prohibition of Intercourse in Public
3. Do you Believe in Supernatural Phenomena?
2. Passenger Aircraft Innovations Post Concorde
1. Battlestar Solaria: a Lunar Silver Star Fan Fiction
Wait, Make that FIVE.
5. Build the Arcology City: the Sim City 2000 With the Highest Population Challenge
A list of animes that my friend recommended me to watch but I haven't done so, yet.
Kuroshitsuji
Durarara!
Soul Eater
Bamboo Blade
Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagaan
List of favorite 2010 movies:
Toy Story 3
Iron Man 2
Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows: Part 1
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Resident Evil: Afterlife
Shrek Forever After
Despicable Me
Megamind
Tangled
*THREAD REVIVAL*
List of favorite 2011 movies:
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Captain America: The First Avenger
Thor
Cars 2
Cowboys & Aliens
Rise of The Planet of the Apes
X-Men: First Class
The Adventures of TinTin
List of movies I want to see for 2012:
The Avengers
The Dark Knight Rises
Men In Black 3
G.I. Joe: Retaliation
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengence
John Carter of Mars
The Worst Cars Sold in America (http://[http://www.latimes.com/business/money/la-fi-mo-worst-cars-20120207,0,182898.story) According to Edmonds.com :
1. 2001 Pontiac Aztek
2. 1974 For Mustang II
3. 1987 Yugo GV
4. 1971 Chevrolet Vega
5. 2003 Saturn Ion
6. 1958 Ford Edsel Corsair
7. 1982 Cadillac Cimarron
8. 1979 Olds Cutlas Supreme Diesel
9. 1917 Chevrolet D Type
10. 1975 AMC Pacer
11. 1971 Ford Pinto
(I don't know why the list has eleven cars)
...the Ten Largest Anime Cons of 2011 according to AnimeCons.com (http://animecons.com/):
1. Anime Expo
2. Otakon
3. Anime Central
4. Anime North
5. Anime Boston
6. SakuraCon
7. A-Kon
8. Anime Weekend Atlanta
9. Youmacon
10. MomoCon
Also, these people on the video are butthurt over Fanime not delivering on the numbers to point where AnimeCons.com wants to put this convention on its "wall of shame." It would be somewhere in the middle of the pack if I had to estimate.
I also made a quiz about it on Sporcle. (http://www.sporcle.com/games/heeroyuy135/top10animeconventions2011)
Top Ten Marvel Characters
1. Deadpool
2. Spider-man
3. Iron Man
4. X-23
5. Captain America
6. War Machine
7. Taskmaster
8. Crimson Dynamo
9. Hazmat
10. Domino
Ten things on or under the desk in front of me.
An iMac
a Magnavox remote
An unwatched copy of Zombieland
a Sharpie
a Western Digital My-Book
a Phillips screw driver
My TRIGUN DVD's
Bills
Stamps
and....... ... a Zip disk! And I don't even have a drive for it! :P