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Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 07, 2006, 09:23:01 PM
well, it seems that by popular demand(and by Lady Karen thinking of the idea in the first place), i give you the...

Ask Otaku Thread

what can you ask me? you can ask me just about anything and everything(there are restrictions now in effect). everyone will be able to finally have a glimpse of the world thorugh my beady, little eyes.

just make sure its PG-13, though. we have little kiddes here. and without futher adieu...

ASK AWAY!!

NOTE: no riddles, please. im a human being, not Dick f---ing Tracy.

ADD-ON RULE: keep whatever drama you have out of here. any attacks/flames/etc. through questions or posts that stray from this thread will be noted and reported to Mods. i'm not fscking playing anymore...don't get me mad; it's not something i like...
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Ska_Kitti on September 07, 2006, 09:33:00 PM
A man lives on the top floor and takes the elevator down every day to work, but takes the stairs to get home. Why?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Sunara Ishi on September 07, 2006, 09:36:39 PM
Where did my fan disappear to?
Where do gremlins come from?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 07, 2006, 09:53:26 PM
Quote from: "Sunara Ishi"Where did my fan disappear to?
Where do gremlins come from?
your fan is probably somewhere in your bedroom, unless you took it whit you somewhere outside of your house. if thats true, then it might as well be as good as gone.

the gremlins? if you look back through history/movies, you'll remember that they come from a little antique shop somewhere deep within the city. just remember not to give it water...
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Post by: VictimX on September 07, 2006, 09:56:22 PM
Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and hot dog buns come in packs of 8?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 07, 2006, 10:06:02 PM
Quote from: "VictimX"Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and hot dog buns come in packs of 8?
because they hate you, thats why. j/k.
they do it like that to torture us all because then we have tw0 hotdog franks left over with nowhere to go.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on September 07, 2006, 10:11:09 PM
Why did you fail the 911 Challenge?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 07, 2006, 10:19:45 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"Why did you fail the 911 Challenge?
beause it was my destiny to fail so that i may be able to train in the high mountains, and then one day, defeat the Decepticons with my fire breath
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Post by: Jerry on September 07, 2006, 10:40:09 PM
so why did the chicken cross the road?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Karisma Black on September 07, 2006, 10:40:49 PM
So if you're an apprentice.. who are you apprenticed TO?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 07, 2006, 10:50:12 PM
Quote from: "Jerry"so why did the chicken cross the road?
to get his feathered ass as far away from colonel sanders as possible.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 07, 2006, 10:52:27 PM
Quote from: "Karisma Black"So if you're an apprentice.. who are you apprenticed TO?
weeell, right now i am an apprentice by saiko-san. i can also be an apprentice to as many others as possible, so i that may learn many skills, which i will then market in self-help seminars and sell for massive amounts of bucks.
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Post by: Jerry on September 07, 2006, 10:58:28 PM
so whos Saiko again?

isnt that the lady of the Lok?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 07, 2006, 11:03:39 PM
Quote from: "Jerry"so whos Saiko again?

isnt that the lady of the Lok?
why yesh, she is the lady of the Lok.

and to continue answering your question about the chicken, Jerry: right now Cluck Doe is still on the run, and was just announced as one of the Top 20 Most Wanted in America. apparently he has the Colonel's Secret Recipie...
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: mDuo13 on September 07, 2006, 11:49:52 PM
にほã,"ã" が うまã,, かã€,
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 08, 2006, 12:04:11 AM
Quote from: "mDuo13"にほã,"ã" が うまã,, かã€,
seeing as how i barely know any japanese at all, i'm gonna disregard this question and throw it in the discard pile, along with the english dub of naruto.

but i'll still give it a shot and answer it nevertheless:

you're japanese does sound skillful/promising.

but please, make the next questions in english!!
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Post by: mDuo13 on September 08, 2006, 12:11:04 AM
You answered (unintentionally) anyway. I asked, roughly, "Do you speak Japanese well?"
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Post by: ~~Loktera~~ on September 08, 2006, 12:14:13 AM
Is there hope for us BB-gun slinging psychos called Airsofters in having a decent place to play around here?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 08, 2006, 12:17:30 AM
Quote from: "mDuo13"You answered (unintentionally) anyway. I asked, roughly, "Do you speak Japanese well?"
well, we now know that i don't. so let's just keep it at that and let the questions continue in english.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 08, 2006, 12:23:27 AM
Quote from: "~~Loktera~~"Is there hope for us BB-gun slinging psychos called Airsofters in having a decent place to play around here?
only time will tell. but in the meantime, its called your backyard, or any ohter open space where you can only hurt yourself and no one else, and not get either fined or arrested.

I'm not sure why, but i've had a craving for a paintball gun for the last few days.
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Post by: Sunara Ishi on September 08, 2006, 12:44:40 AM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "Sunara Ishi"Where did my fan disappear to?
Where do gremlins come from?
your fan is probably somewhere in your bedroom, unless you took it whit you somewhere outside of your house. if thats true, then it might as well be as good as gone.

the gremlins? if you look back through history/movies, you'll remember that they come from a little antique shop somewhere deep within the city. just remember not to give it water...
... the other gremlins... ^.^;; The ones that like to tinker with and take things...
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 08, 2006, 12:51:20 AM
Quote from: "Sunara Ishi"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "Sunara Ishi"Where did my fan disappear to?
Where do gremlins come from?
your fan is probably somewhere in your bedroom, unless you took it whit you somewhere outside of your house. if thats true, then it might as well be as good as gone.

the gremlins? if you look back through history/movies, you'll remember that they come from a little antique shop somewhere deep within the city. just remember not to give it water...
... the other gremlins... ^.^;; The ones that like to tinker with and take things...
oh, you mean the ones that like to take the one sock that ends up missing all the time? i'm not sure about those. i currently have a pending investigation on the whereabouts of these freaky little guys and where their home base is.
right now, we have it pinned down either in Seattle, WA., or they have mini-bases located somewhere within each Starbucks in existence.
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Post by: Sunara Ishi on September 08, 2006, 12:57:34 AM
Well... we know that the gremlin's human counterparts like to visit starbucks. XP
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Post by: LadyKaren on September 08, 2006, 01:06:40 AM
Ah, my brain child does well.
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 08, 2006, 01:14:03 AM
Quote from: "LadyKaren"Ah, my brain child does well.
yes, it is. actually, depending on how well this actually does here on the boards, i might pitch it as an idea for Stage Zero for next year. cool, huh? now with that out of the way,

CONTINUE WITH ZEE QUESTIONS!!
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on September 08, 2006, 01:14:59 AM
What's my purpose in life?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 08, 2006, 01:18:38 AM
Quote from: "gmontem"What's my purpose in life?
right now, your purpose in life is to capture all that you see around you in still or animated form and present it to the masses to enjoy. after that, it will depend with a roll of the dice, and a few games of connect four, rock-paper-scissors, and nutball.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: RyuHayabusa on September 08, 2006, 01:38:00 AM
How can I stay on the dark side of the force?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 08, 2006, 01:42:04 AM
Quote from: "RyuHayabusa"How can I stay on the dark side of the force?
i'm afraid i can not answer that for you, for you already know the answer to your question.


...but just in case you dont, you need to remember to pay your Sith membership fees at the end of the year. if you dont, then you might get an unpleasant visit from a very physical wookie...carrying a lead pipe.....
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Post by: LadyKaren on September 08, 2006, 11:10:59 AM
Why doesn't Otaku sleep?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on September 08, 2006, 11:23:32 AM
What 1980s movie does my username come from? :wink:
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 08, 2006, 07:52:05 PM
Quote from: "LadyKaren"Why doesn't Otaku sleep?
if you are referring to me in general, look at my avatar and you will notice that i do in fact, sleep. i am jsut not getting as much sleep as i used to.

Quote from: "Barnes"What 1980s movie does my username come from?
well, im not that much of movie buff, so im gonna take an outright guess on this one and say Logan's Run. im probably wrong, but hey: im not a frickin database. simply give me the benefit of the doubt.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on September 08, 2006, 07:58:04 PM
Why do objects break every time I touch them?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: mDuo13 on September 08, 2006, 07:58:31 PM
Why Do They Rock So Hard?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 08, 2006, 09:02:55 PM
Quote from: "Shi_Musouka"Why do objects break every time I touch them?
they dont break everytime you touch them; they are already broken to begin with. you just cant notice it.
Quote from: "mDuo13"Why Do They Rock So Hard?
im really not sure who you are referring to in this question, but i will answer it with this example taken from the Apple Jacks commericals:
Quote"Why do you kids like to eat Apple Jacks if they don't even taste like apples"
"WE JUST DO!"
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Post by: Karisma Black on September 09, 2006, 02:52:54 AM
Are colored people bad? HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH...

ahem.
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Post by: Jerry on September 09, 2006, 03:36:59 AM
Whats a topping you WOULDNT WANT on pizza?
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Post by: Sunara Ishi on September 09, 2006, 03:37:26 AM
What would a wall look like if it was made of the early cellphones instead of bricks...? Would they still be working? And how would you charge all of them? Or would they be automatically plugged in? O.o? O.o? O.o?

Would it be used for art?
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Post by: Shi_Musouka on September 09, 2006, 10:29:28 AM
Why do yan-yans taste better than pocky?
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Post by: gmontem on September 09, 2006, 12:41:46 PM
Why do we have private parts?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 09, 2006, 08:06:05 PM
Quote from: "Karisma Black"Are colored people bad? HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH...ahem.
since i know what karisma means by this question *cough::Lok::cough*, i'll just answer that colored people aren't bad. it's each person's actions and personality that defines if they are good or bad.

Quote from: "Jerry"Whats a topping you WOULDNT WANT on pizza?
either anchovies or olives.

Quote from: "Sunara Ishi"What would a wall look like if it was made of the early cellphones instead of bricks...? Would they still be working? And how would you charge all of them? Or would they be automatically plugged in? O.o? O.o? O.o?

Would it be used for art?
it would be a horrid-looking grey wall with keypads sticking out of it, they would all be dead...and no, you can't stick your ear up to a phone and call your grandma if you tried.
But yes, it could be considered as art, i guess...

Quote from: "Shi_Musuoka"Why do yan-yans taste better than pocky?
that's very simple: because they have dipping sauce.

Quote from: "gmontem"Why do we have private parts?
before i answer this question...*SMACK*....it's supposed to be PG-13, not R. nevertheless, we have private parts because...

*door busts open*STOP RIGHT THERE!!

what the cluck is going on here? who the hell are you people?!

man: we're from the government!

....oh...shi-*voice being muffled by unknown agent*
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Post by: LadyKaren on September 09, 2006, 08:46:14 PM
Well, ya see.. I have this friend... who has this friend...

And this friend's friend... has been having these strange thought's lately.. About someone he shouldn't have...

And they hope to meet this person... that they shouldn't be having thought about... in a place that they shouldn't be meeting... To talk about things...

Do you think that I ... err...  my friend's friend's should actually go through with this?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 09, 2006, 09:06:12 PM
Quote from: "LadyKaren"Well, ya see.. I have this friend... who has this friend...

And this friend's friend... has been having these strange thought's lately.. About someone he shouldn't have...

And they hope to meet this person... that they shouldn't be having thought about... in a place that they shouldn't be meeting... To talk about things...

Do you think that I ... err...  my friend's friend's should actually go through with this?
:shock: wow, as soon as i saw this, it threw me for a loop. man, i hope this is a joke question, but just in case it isnt a joke, i will answer it with all sincerity.

your friend's friend should think very thoroughly if this is the right thing to do, because the decision that they make will have an effect on all that are in any way, shape, or form, connected by this dilemma.

dear god, i hope this is a joke, for their sake...
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Post by: LadyKaren on September 09, 2006, 09:11:43 PM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "LadyKaren"Well, ya see.. I have this friend... who has this friend...

And this friend's friend... has been having these strange thought's lately.. About someone he shouldn't have...

And they hope to meet this person... that they shouldn't be having thought about... in a place that they shouldn't be meeting... To talk about things...

Do you think that I ... err...  my friend's friend's should actually go through with this?
:shock: wow, as soon as i saw this, it threw me for a loop. man, i hope this is a joke question, but just in case it isnt a joke, i will answer it with all sincerity.

your friend's friend should think very thoroughly if this is the right thing to do, because the decision that they make will have an effect on all that are in any way, shape, or form, connected by this dilemma.

dear god, i hope this is a joke, for their sake...

Well, I will tell this friend's friend your advice.

Hopefully, it's not too late.
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Post by: gmontem on September 09, 2006, 11:20:07 PM
How would you like to die, by purikura or by 911 chicken?
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Post by: Jerry on September 10, 2006, 01:40:32 AM
will that mean we will goto Cluck U again?

this time we will try just normal level chicken and see who could actually finish a low level and have fun this time.

no near death experiences this time!
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Post by: Shi_Musouka on September 10, 2006, 09:56:21 AM
What are the answers to my homework?
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Post by: mDuo13 on September 10, 2006, 10:01:16 AM
What do you think of this (http://kwakfest.vgmix.com/scatman.swf)?
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Post by: Sucrose on September 10, 2006, 10:33:19 AM
Quote from: "mDuo13"Why Do They Rock So Hard?
In that vein:

Where Have You Been?
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Post by: mDuo13 on September 10, 2006, 01:05:36 PM
Quote from: "Sucrose"
Quote from: "mDuo13"Why Do They Rock So Hard?
In that vein:

Where Have You Been?
GET IT?!?!

P.S. What Are Friends For?
What Planet Is This?
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Post by: Sucrose on September 10, 2006, 01:58:58 PM
Quote from: "mDuo13"
Quote from: "Sucrose"
Quote from: "mDuo13"Why Do They Rock So Hard?
In that vein:

Where Have You Been?
GET IT?!?!

P.S. What Are Friends For?
What Planet Is This?
Oh, I'm sure we're confusing the heck out of everybody else here...excepting Fructose, of course. :D

P.S. Why Do All Girls Think They're Fat?
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Post by: gmontem on September 10, 2006, 03:43:39 PM
Quote from: "Sucrose"P.S. Why Do All Girls Think They're Fat?
Because they are? (https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pbase.com%2Fgmontem%2Fimage%2F29139300.jpg&hash=bab69473b589e3eed60339204e142b6b160f4fdd) *runs away*
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Post by: Barnes on September 10, 2006, 04:36:08 PM
Is it Fanime time yet?
As for me last question, no its not Logan's Run, but good guess.
Logan's Run is a 70s movie XD
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Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 10, 2006, 09:16:41 PM
YES. >_> *waits to see what the outcome will be*


green underwear OR purple underwear??


o.o''
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Post by: mDuo13 on September 10, 2006, 09:44:59 PM
Quote from: "Sucrose"
Quote from: "mDuo13"
Quote from: "Sucrose"
Quote from: "mDuo13"Why Do They Rock So Hard?
In that vein:

Where Have You Been?
GET IT?!?!

P.S. What Are Friends For?
What Planet Is This?
Oh, I'm sure we're confusing the heck out of everybody else here...excepting Fructose, of course. :D

P.S. Why Do All Girls Think They're Fat?
You Don't Know.
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Post by: Magical Senpai on September 10, 2006, 11:21:16 PM
What is Love?
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Post by: mDuo13 on September 10, 2006, 11:33:47 PM
Quote from: "Richie Likes Maids"What is Love?
Even I can answer that.
"Baby don't hurt me."

Though Spiritsnare might argue that it's "Dream" or "Orange".
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Post by: -zoxan- on September 11, 2006, 12:10:45 AM
Did you get F.E.A.R? XDDD
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Post by: gmontem on September 11, 2006, 12:36:06 AM
Anyone tried this for those interested in multiplayer F.E.A.R.?

http://www.joinfear.com/main
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Post by: Sucrose on September 11, 2006, 12:36:14 AM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "Jerry"Whats a topping you WOULDNT WANT on pizza?
either anchovies or olives.

I'm sorry, that is incorrect.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 11, 2006, 07:22:29 PM
wow, such an overeflow of questions to respond to. but just post questions, not answers; that's my job, even if im onle getting paid in pocari sweat and foodstuffs from nijiya market. and now its answer time!

Quote from: "gmontem"How would you like to die, by purikura or by 911 chicken?
seeing as how i already dies by 911 chicken, i'd rather go with the purikura the next time around.
Quote from: "Jerry"will that mean we will goto Cluck U again?

this time we will try just normal level chicken and see who could actually finish a low level and have fun this time.

no near death experiences this time!
if its just eating normal-level chicken, then i could do that.

Quote from: "Shi_Musuoka"What are the answers to my homework?
the answer is Colonel Mustard, in the Observatory, with the Pipe.

Quote from: "mDuo13"What do you think of this?
im not sure why, but i was only able to hear the music and not see the animation. gotta love the scatman, though.

Quote from: "Sucrose"
Quote from: "mDuo13"Why Do They Rock So Hard?
In that vein:

Where Have You Been?
I have been to the place where the sun don't shine: the bathrooms at a truck stop.

Quote from: "mDuo13"What Are Friends For?
What Planet Is This?
Friends are so you have some people to share both the good times and the bad.. As for what planet this is, its the one full of humans....no, not pluto. thats not a planet anymore.

Quote from: "Sucrose"Why Do All Girls Think They're Fat?
because that is the other direction that society has taken, as well. people are no longer content with just being a average size/weight, and are therefore trying as hard as possible to look like the world's prettiest toothpick. i really don't care that much about a person's weight, as long as they are happy with themselves, and as long as they are happy with me.

Quote from: "gmontem"Because they are?  *runs away*
i think you just answered what is called a "loaded question";the response you give is like a bullet in the chamber, and if you are not careful, it will blow up in your face. that's why im here: to take the collateral damage everyone else would rather not like having inflicted on themselves.

Quote from: "Barnes"Is it Fanime time yet?
not yet. we've got a looong way to go. but it will be all worth it.

Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"green underwear OR purple underwear??
O.O? um....purple underwear? *has no idea what the question means right now*

Quote from: "Richie Likes Maids"What is Love?
ask your mother.

Quote from: "-zoxan-"Did you get F.E.A.R? XDDD
yes, yes i did. but it's set up so you have to pop in the last disc to play it every time, which would make it hard to let you borrow it, since i would need the final disc to play it and so would you. looks like you'll have to shell out 40 bucks at the store for your own copy, bud. sorry.

Quote from: "gmontem"Anyone tried this for those interested in multiplayer F.E.A.R.?

http://www.joinfear.com/main
i would try that, but i dont have the neceesary internet speeds to play it on multiplayer.

Quote from: "Sucrose"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "Jerry"Whats a topping you WOULDNT WANT on pizza?
either anchovies or olives.
I'm sorry, that is incorrect.
no, that is correct.
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Post by: gmontem on September 12, 2006, 04:39:20 PM
Would you take the 911 raw beef challenge?  Why is the earth round and not corkscrew shaped? What if newspapers were replaced with manga?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 12, 2006, 07:47:38 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"Would you take the 911 raw beef challenge?  Why is the earth round and not corkscrew shaped? What if newspapers were replaced with manga?
1)no, that just sounds horrible.
2)if it was corkscrew-shaped, it would be a pain in the ass trying to get from one side of the world to the other....and it would look weird in geography textbooks.
3)if they were replaced with manga, then it would be a helluva lot easier to read it, and it would be in a more compact size.
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Post by: gmontem on September 12, 2006, 10:25:28 PM
Why is Barney purple?
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Post by: Barnes on September 12, 2006, 10:29:30 PM
Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?

Will the Convention Center Light Rail station be closed during Fanime 2007?
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Post by: gmontem on September 12, 2006, 10:44:15 PM
Will Bart Boy ever hug a VTA car?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 12, 2006, 10:46:08 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"Why is Barney purple?
because he's diseased.

Quote from: "Barnes"Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?

Will the Convention Center Light Rail station be closed during Fanime 2007?
1) you get on the 63, travel about 20 miles or so, connect to the main interstate, take the junction next to mister rogers' neighborhood, go past lazytown, take a left on gullah gullah island, connect to the bikini bottom expressway, go past the thunderdome, and there you are. just watch out for cookie monster: he hasn't had his fix in a while, so be careful....

2)i dont see why the light rail station would be closed, so i'll say no: it won't be closed.
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Post by: Jyunishinsho on September 12, 2006, 10:53:50 PM
What is the life goal for the average otaku's life?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 12, 2006, 10:58:31 PM
Quote from: "Jyunishinsho"What is the life goal for the average otaku's life?
to acquire as many anime-related things as possible.

Quote from: "gmontem"Will Bart Boy ever hug a VTA car?
Yes, yes he will. when will he do it? that i am not certain of...
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Post by: Jyunishinsho on September 12, 2006, 10:59:26 PM
How can I generate chi?
-No, I do not mean the character, so don't try and get around that...
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Post by: ~~Loktera~~ on September 12, 2006, 11:02:15 PM
What's the answer to my most recent puzzle?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 12, 2006, 11:03:38 PM
Quote from: "Jyunishinsho"How can I generate chi?
-No, I do not mean the character, so don't try and get around that...
damn, i thought i could get away with this one easy. you can generate chi by trying to remove all of the things that give off negative vibes. try to take a tai chi class so you can try to relax and center yourself.
or you just look for the recipie online. that seems alot eaiser, and it feeds 4-6 people.
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Post by: gmontem on September 12, 2006, 11:33:17 PM
Quote from: "~~Loktera~~"What's the answer to my most recent puzzle?
LOL!
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Post by: Jyunishinsho on September 12, 2006, 11:36:12 PM
What is the inverse of this matrix?

[1 -1  1]
[2  0  3]
[0  2 -3]
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 14, 2006, 08:06:05 PM
Quote from: "~~Loktera~~"What's the answer to my most recent puzzle?
that will be answered in due time, puzzle master.

Quote from: "Jyunishinsho"What is the inverse of this matrix?

[1 -1 1]
[2 0 3]
[0 2 -3]
ask your teacher. i'm not a math whiz, damnit.
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Post by: Barnes on September 14, 2006, 10:05:59 PM
Are we there yet?
How about now?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 15, 2006, 12:27:46 AM
Quote from: "Barnes"Are we there yet?
How about now?
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO! if i have to pull this thread over, i will. don't you try to play around with me, mister. if you dont stop, we're not taking you to chuck e. cheese, do you hear me?!
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Post by: Mai-chan on September 15, 2006, 12:29:18 AM
http://forums.fanime.com/viewtopic.php?t=5660

Why haven't you signed up yet?

/spam

<3
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Post by: Sucrose on September 15, 2006, 12:30:30 AM
What Do You Do with a B.A. in English?
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Post by: Jyunishinsho on September 15, 2006, 12:41:29 AM
What do I do to level faster on Maple Story?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 15, 2006, 12:42:16 AM
Quote from: "Mai-chan"http://forums.fanime.com/viewtopic.php?t=5660

Why haven't you signed up yet?

/spam

<3
well, that is a good question. too bad my brain left awhile ago, and right on im running on emergency brain cells. oh wait, my brain just came back, maybe it can answer it now...*puts brain back in*...ah, much better.

well, i have been considering about helping out with the fanimaid cafe, but right now i am trying to see if i can be one of the hosts for Stage Zero next year, and if that does come to fruition, then i would be unable to help you out there.
but if my plans fail, then i would be more than happy to help you out with the cafe. until then, keep me as a possibility.

Quote from: "Sucrose"What Do You Do with a B.A. in English?
uhh...show it off to people? i don't know?! why the hell do you need a B.A. in english if you can already speak the damn language?! jeez...
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Post by: G.I.R on September 15, 2006, 12:50:37 AM
Who invented the "Spork"?  Why isn't it called a "Foon" instead?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 15, 2006, 01:08:41 AM
Quote from: "G.I.R"Who invented the "Spork"?  Why isn't it called a "Foon" instead?
amazingly, it seems the spork goes all the way back to medieval times. back then, it wasnt called a soprk and it was somewhat different from what we have today. but it seems that, according to various sources, that the spork was invented aronud the time of World War II. who it was that invented it, i'm not really sure of...

seriouslly, who the hell would call it a "Foon"? just imagine going to the store, looking for picnic utensils and saying to yourself, "where the hell are the damn Foons?" it just doesn't sound right.
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Post by: gmontem on September 15, 2006, 08:52:00 AM
What should I eat today? Why am I always stabbing people?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 15, 2006, 06:47:30 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"What should I eat today? Why am I always stabbing people?
be random and pick the first thing you see in your fridge.

why are you always stabbing people?? probably because you were meant to stab a certain number of people before you have a revelation or something like that. I will use an episode of Futurama to try to explain this.
during one episode, Fry was, if i am correct, addicted to coffee and was drinking nothing but coffee, coffee, coffee. around the end of the show in the middle of a building fire, when he finished drinking his 100th cup of coffee(he drank a 100 cups of coffee in that episode), everything around him started to move slower than him; in other words, he was so jived up on coffee, he was moving at super-fast speed.


Hope the helps, Commander Stabs-A-Lot.
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Post by: G.I.R on September 15, 2006, 11:38:24 PM
Where is Effigy?  I Always hear about people getting burned there.
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 15, 2006, 11:47:57 PM
Quote from: "G.I.R"Where is Effigy?  I Always hear about people getting burned there.
Effigy is not a place, and no one gets burned, i think. i will use the help of Wikipedia to answer this one, since it has the most accurate description of an "effigy"...

QuoteAn effigy is a representation of a person, especially in the form of sculpture.

The term is usually associated with full-length figures of a deceased person depicted in stone or wood on church monuments. These most often lie prone with hands together in prayer, but may also be recumbant, kneeling in prayer or even standing. Effigies may also be (half) demi-figures and the term is occasionally used to refer to a bust, for example: "the coin bears an effigy of Lincoln".

A different type of effigy is used in some religious rituals to represent an undesired person or spirit. The effigy is burned as a sign of the participants' shared intent to banish the represented element from their lives. The best known British example is the burning of an effigy made of straw and/or old clothing depicting the 17th century Catholic conspirator, Guy Fawkes.

Hope That Helps!!
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Post by: Jyunishinsho on September 16, 2006, 12:03:28 AM
WHAT DO WE DO WITH TEH MADNESS?!?!?!
IS THERE NO END!?!?!?!
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 16, 2006, 12:21:53 AM
Quote from: "Jyunishinsho"WHAT DO WE DO WITH TEH MADNESS?!?!?!
IS THERE NO END!?!?!?!
i'm not sure what you mean by "madness", since there are many different types of madness in the world, with different way of dealing with them.

i believe The Matrix Revolutions put it quite nicely:
Quote"Where there is a Beginning, there will always be an End."
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Post by: Jyunishinsho on September 16, 2006, 12:29:59 AM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "Jyunishinsho"WHAT DO WE DO WITH TEH MADNESS?!?!?!
IS THERE NO END!?!?!?!
i'm not sure what you mean by "madness", since there are many different types of madness in the world, with different way of dealing with them.

i believe The Matrix Revolutions put it quite nicely:
Quote"Where there is a Beginning, there will always be an End."

That was what they said about the Big Bang also;

We started off as nothing.
Then it blew up.


Which bring me to my next question...

Why does stamp glue taste magically delicious?!?
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Post by: Barnes on September 16, 2006, 02:42:06 PM
Why did I headbang to Achillies Last Stand (Led Zeppelin)?
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Post by: zoupzuop2 on September 16, 2006, 09:42:34 PM
Answer Stolen:
'cos that's just what you DO to get the Led out.

Why is Oingo Boingo so awesome?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 17, 2006, 03:02:36 PM
Quote from: "zoupzuop2"Answer Stolen:
'cos that's just what you DO to get the Led out.

Why is Oingo Boingo so awesome?
because your willpower lets them be.
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 18, 2006, 09:17:29 PM
Quote from: "Jyunishinsho"Why does stamp glue taste magically delicious?!?
hmm....if you are the only one that thinks that, you need to go see a liscensed doctor...immediately. and stop stalking the post office...they have been told not to sell anymore stamps to you....
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Post by: gmontem on September 18, 2006, 09:29:23 PM
Why is no one posting in my YOU FAIL thread?
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Post by: Barnes on September 18, 2006, 09:35:16 PM
Why did zoupzuop2 steal the answer?
Why do people quote with pics?(It slows some peoples computer down. Its anouying). :evil:
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Post by: gmontem on September 18, 2006, 09:38:21 PM
Why is Barnes annoyed of people quoting pics when he himself is not annoyed of the animated 528KB GIF in his sig?  :roll:
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 18, 2006, 09:55:47 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"Why is no one posting in my YOU FAIL thread?
because YOU FAIL!......and you said for everyone to post at the end of the day.

Quote from: "Barnes"Why did zoupzuop2 steal the answer?
Why do people quote with pics?(It slows some peoples computer down. Its anouying). Evil or Very Mad
he stole the answer because i forgot to run the firewall, and he got through the defenses.
why do they post with pics? because the pics are often funny.

Quote from: "Gmontem"Why is Barnes annoyed of people quoting pics when he himself is not annoyed of the animated 528KB GIF in his sig?
dunno....i need to research that one.
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Post by: Ayanami Rei First Child on September 18, 2006, 10:35:38 PM
How can I be sure to be invited to ALL of the Girls Night Out stuff? @.@
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 18, 2006, 10:47:59 PM
Quote from: "Ayanami Rei First Child"How can I be sure to be invited to ALL of the Girls Night Out stuff? @.@
first off, you need to be a girl to go to the "Girls Night Out" gatherings. you'll have a hard time getting into these if you arent a girl(unless you're Loktera...). you need to post more and try to attend some of the regular gatherings so we can meet you at least. try to be at some of the regular Fani-chats, so you can see just how random we really are. other than that, the rest is secluded in mystery....
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Post by: Ayanami Rei First Child on September 18, 2006, 10:55:46 PM
Um...okay. I'm already trying to make myself known around here...as well as other parts of Fanime Board....buuut what are these "regular meetings"? O.o?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 18, 2006, 11:13:02 PM
Quote from: "Ayanami Rei First Child"Um...okay. I'm already trying to make myself known around here...as well as other parts of Fanime Board....buuut what are these "regular meetings"? O.o?
if by the 'regular meetings' you mean the Fani-chats i mentione in the last post, let me explain.

The "Fani-chats" that i was referring to are, on average, regular nightly AIM chats with some of the regular board members(RyuHayabusa, Karisma Black, Loktera, etc.), where we just have fun chatting it up and creating random havok and chaos, but in a confined space. These are hard to keep up with, but thats what makes it more fun.

If you want, i'll log you into the next one so you can get a chance to experience the "Fanime after Fanime".

Hope that Helps.
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Post by: Ayanami Rei First Child on September 18, 2006, 11:29:37 PM
Sure! That would be great! It sounds like something that I would enjoy. I'm trying to expand my loyal area of friends an stuff ^^;;

Okay I have another question: When will I be able to hug you in person in thanks for all your wise advice?^^
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 18, 2006, 11:40:59 PM
Quote from: "Ayanami Rei First Child"Sure! That would be great! It sounds like something that I would enjoy. I'm trying to expand my loyal area of friends an stuff ^^;;

Okay I have another question: When will I be able to hug you in person in thanks for all your wise advice?^^
if you log on to AIM, i can probably get you in, oh......like now.

that depends. the only times i am seen in person are usually at the gatherings and stuff like that. other than that, i am a phantom, seen by no one....
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Post by: Ayanami Rei First Child on September 18, 2006, 11:52:28 PM
Ohhhh....well that sucks....well I'll just have to settle for an online hug...or something....unless you go on Gaia. Then I'll give you gold ^^
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Post by: Jerry on September 22, 2006, 08:12:29 AM
Hey Otaku,

Why are Friday's so awsome?
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Post by: gmontem on September 22, 2006, 08:24:43 AM
Would Ayanami still want to hug you if you were a very manly and macho man?  :wink:
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Post by: Ayanami Rei First Child on September 22, 2006, 10:16:57 AM
Quote from: "gmontem"Would Ayanami still want to hug you if you were a very manly and macho man?  :wink:
Lmao. Yeah, but if he was macho....he'd probably only get 1-2 hugs, instead of more =P

Otaku...how can I get Kod to stop bothering me? :cry:
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Post by: Asa_Gohan on September 22, 2006, 11:34:19 AM
How do you find the circumference of a moose?
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Post by: G.I.R on September 22, 2006, 11:54:51 AM
Quote from: "Asa_Gohan"How do you find the circumference of a moose?
How do you find a moose?  :?
(...and squirl)
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Post by: Barnes on September 22, 2006, 11:55:40 AM
Preference: The Clash or The Sex Pistols? (British punk bands)
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 22, 2006, 11:23:59 PM
Quote from: "Jerry"Hey Otaku,

Why are Friday's so awsome?
because they make us for get about the whole week, and how much it sucked.

Quote from: "gmontem"Would Ayanami still want to hug you if you were a very manly and macho man?
if it was Rei Ayanami from EVA, yes she would. if its the rei from here on the forums, i dont think so.

Quote from: "Ayanami Rei First Child"Otaku...how can I get Kod to stop bothering me?
just ignore him. he'll find a new target eventually. it will probably be me as soon as he reads this, but its fine: i can't die. boo-hoo for kodo...

Quote from: "Asa_Gohan"How do you find the circumference of a moose?
well, you'll need a nuclear reactor, a F-18 bomber jet, and about 20 tons of plutonium....or you can just knock the moose out, and find out that way. whatever works for you...

Quote from: "G.I.R"How do you find a moose?
(...and squirl)
go to canada, and look for a small town called Findamoosetown. if you are looking for a squirrel, go to disneyland. they have two giant-ass ones there ready for the taking.

Quote from: "Barnes"Preference: The Clash or The Sex Pistols? (British punk bands)
The Clash.
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Post by: gmontem on September 22, 2006, 11:25:20 PM
Why aren't you on AIM? I want to talk to you. :P
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 22, 2006, 11:27:31 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"Why aren't you on AIM? I want to talk to you. :P
I am. look harder.
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Post by: Ayanami Rei First Child on September 22, 2006, 11:39:45 PM
Thank you once again Sage Otaku. *Biiiiig huggles*
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Post by: G.I.R on September 23, 2006, 01:05:01 AM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"

Quote from: "G.I.R"How do you find a moose?
(...and squirl)
go to canada, and look for a small town called Findamoosetown. if you are looking for a squirrel, go to disneyland. they have two giant-ass ones there ready for the taking.
Never seen squirls there.  But chipmunks, on the other hand...
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Post by: Jerry on September 23, 2006, 01:59:40 AM
Now that " FEARLESS " is out in theatres...

Why do you think JET LI wants to stop doing ACTION/MARTIAL ARTS movies?
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Post by: gmontem on September 24, 2006, 11:07:34 AM
Why do people pay money to play air hockey at OGL when they can play an even better and more painful version for free? ;)
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Post by: Barnes on September 24, 2006, 11:50:53 AM
Will I be able to make it to the Ren. Faire gathering?
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Post by: Asa_Gohan on September 24, 2006, 12:18:20 PM
If you were a food what food would you be and why
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Post by: Ayanami Rei First Child on September 25, 2006, 10:59:07 AM
How do I stop from pissing people off or getting into arguements, even when I'm trying to be on my best behavior an stuff... :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 26, 2006, 09:52:11 PM
Dr. O is back! sorry for not being online the past couple of days. i've been pretty pooped since the oakridge event, plus work and stuff of that sort. now for the answers to your questions...
Quote from: "Jerry"Now that " FEARLESS " is out in theatres...

Why do you think JET LI wants to stop doing ACTION/MARTIAL ARTS movies?
probably because he has done nothing but martial arts movies, and wants to greaten his acting ability, and not just continue to be the lead role that kicks the living crap out of everyone. i wish Mr. Li the best of luck in his future endeavors.

Quote from: "gmontem"Why do people pay money to play air hockey at OGL when they can play an even better and more painful version for free?
ah, yes...the free version of air hockey without the air, or as i like to call it for now, "Blister Hockey". this came about after me and Mr. McStabby finished playing a round of air hockey during the oakridge event that recently passed. as soon as we finished, the air shut off. im not sure if it was me or gmontem, but one of us started to throw the puck into the goal. after that, it was nothing but complete fun. painful, but fun.

Quote from: "Barnes"Will I be able to make it to the Ren. Faire gathering?
you can, if only you believe you can*insert inspirational moment here*

Quote from: "Asa_Gohan"If you were a food what food would you be and why?
i'll get back to you on that one after the person that ate me can figure out what they ate.

Quote from: "Ayanami Rei First Child"How do I stop from pissing people off or getting into arguements, even when I'm trying to be on my best behavior an stuff...
well, its what said by people that starts arguments and the sort. you just need to watch what you say. its like they always say: "think before you act..."
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Post by: gmontem on September 26, 2006, 10:00:24 PM
Why do some people call it a vacation when they have to leave the computer to pee?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 26, 2006, 10:07:22 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"Why do some people call it a vacation when they have to leave the computer to pee?
because they need to make a layover at the bathroom. the new security measures they have now are crazy, like i can't bring my own toilet paper, but i can only buy some after i get past the checkpoint. who the hell would pay $6.50 for a roll of TP......wait, never mind.
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Post by: gmontem on September 26, 2006, 10:13:30 PM
Why are Tuesday nights soo boring?
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Post by: Ayanami Rei First Child on September 26, 2006, 10:27:45 PM
Yeah....Been there...done that. Okay...how do I piss people off while still continuing to post around here often...? As far as I can tell people hate it when people "use forums like chatrooms" :roll:
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 26, 2006, 10:40:59 PM
Quote from: "Ayanami Rei First Child"Yeah....Been there...done that. Okay...how do I piss people off while still continuing to post around here often...? As far as I can tell people hate it when people "use forums like chatrooms" :roll:
yea........being serious here for the moment, you really don't want to piss people off in the forums. there are consequences, as with all choices in life.

Quote from: "gmontem"Why are Tuesday nights soo boring?
they just are. there isnt much explaining it.
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Post by: Barnes on September 26, 2006, 11:30:47 PM
Should I buy the Wii on launch day?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 26, 2006, 11:47:44 PM
Quote from: "Barnes"Should I buy the Wii on launch day?
if you alrady have it reserved, then yes: definitely get it. if you didnt reserve it, get ready to stand in line, my friend....*waits in line for wii*
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Post by: MisakiFan41 on September 27, 2006, 12:18:54 AM
Are we going to Dick's when we go to Comic-Con? XD
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 27, 2006, 12:39:32 AM
Quote from: "MisakiFan41"Are we going to Dick's when we go to Comic-Con? XD
that's IF we actually do go to Comic-Con....yea, we'll get some of Dick's House Sauce :lol:
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Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 27, 2006, 01:38:52 AM
O.o


How come everyone wants me to come out of my closet????
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 27, 2006, 01:43:50 AM
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"O.o


How come everyone wants me to come out of my closet????
because we care...and i think something died in there. either that, or i hear breathing, and its not coming from you....
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Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 27, 2006, 01:48:00 AM
are you SURE you want me out of my closet....

or rather

Can you HANDLE it? XD!
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Post by: Ayanami Rei First Child on September 27, 2006, 12:06:55 PM
Ooh! Ooh! I can handle it! Pick me! Pick me!

You'd be surprised how much freaky stuff I can handle o.o;

Dear Otaku....how do I win the heart of Phobia-chan? :twisted:
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 27, 2006, 06:52:18 PM
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"are you SURE you want me out of my closet....


or rather

Can you HANDLE it? XD!
well, it would be sort of difficult getting you out of the closet now, since we lost the only pair of keys that opens it. you might be stuck in there for a while. don't worry, i know i left my hatchet around here somewhere. i'll get you out in a jiffy...

...but can i handle it? i've had many challenges placed in front of me. i'll probably end up with battle damage of some sort, but i'll survive.

Quote from: "Ayanami Rei First Child"Ooh! Ooh! I can handle it! Pick me! Pick me!

You'd be surprised how much freaky stuff I can handle o.o;

Dear Otaku....how do I win the heart of Phobia-chan? :twisted:
get the strategy guide. unfortunately, the guide is no longer in print, so you won't be able to find it anywhere.

lucky for me i have the strategy guide for getting her out of the closet. only twenty-four more boss battles, and 50,000 levels to go. i hope i reach the save point in time...
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Post by: Jerry on September 27, 2006, 07:26:18 PM
why do you think this x-mas is going to be better or worse than previous years past?
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Post by: gubaba on September 27, 2006, 07:29:02 PM
should I beat the final boss of FFX even though I know what happens and everything? =[
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Post by: gmontem on September 27, 2006, 07:39:23 PM
what time should i go to bed today?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 27, 2006, 08:20:34 PM
Quote from: "Jerry"why do you think this x-mas is going to be better or worse than previous years past?
its gonna be a good one probably because we have two consoles launching between two days of each other in november, and there will be a massive amount of games available for purchase...but that's just me. it all depends on what people have planned around that time of year. thats what makes it a good or bad x-mas.

Quote from: "gubaba"should I beat the final boss of FFX even though I know what happens and everything? =[
yes, yes you should. if you got that far in the damn game(I LOST THE GAME!), and you just stop right there, then it was a waste of time to begin with.

Quote from: "gmontem"what time should i go to bed today?
if you have a pair of dice, or a dart board, use one of those items to find out your sleepy-time tonight.
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Post by: MisakiFan41 on September 27, 2006, 09:14:27 PM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "MisakiFan41"Are we going to Dick's when we go to Comic-Con? XD
that's IF we actually do go to Comic-Con....yea, we'll get some of Dick's House Sauce :lol:

LMAO!!!

is Dick's House Sauce that damn good? XD
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 27, 2006, 09:54:51 PM
Quote from: "MisakiFan41"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "MisakiFan41"Are we going to Dick's when we go to Comic-Con? XD
that's IF we actually do go to Comic-Con....yea, we'll get some of Dick's House Sauce :lol:

LMAO!!!

is Dick's House Sauce that damn good? XD
yea. it's Dick's, so it has to be good.
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Post by: gmontem on September 28, 2006, 09:47:20 AM
Should I keep or change my avatar?  

What if my avatar was stiill around and asked you out on a date?

Why is Jerry Springer in Dancing with the stars and not you?

How do I get rid of the stigma attached to my name?

What did Jack and Jill really do when they got up the hill?

If I were to put a nickel in a jar for everytime Kodoku fails, how much would the jar have in a month?

Why does gubaba like the word "shuttlecock"?

How many otakus does it take to screw a life bulb?

Would you rather go In-N-Out in the rain or go up and down the elevator?

What would a man accomplish if he spent an entire day watching infomercials?

What would a woman accomplish if she spent an entire day watching infomercials?

Where are the people with a gmontem complex hiding?
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Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 28, 2006, 10:49:57 AM
YOU BROKE IT!!!! *beats G*

>_> Just for that...NO CLOSET FOR YOU!!!!


Are you broken Mr. Otaku?
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Post by: gubaba on September 28, 2006, 12:25:09 PM
Pirate.. or Celtic outfit?! ;_;
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Post by: Jerry on September 28, 2006, 09:17:45 PM
glass: half full.... or half empty?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on September 28, 2006, 09:57:21 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"Should I keep or change my avatar?  

What if my avatar was stiill around and asked you out on a date?

Why is Jerry Springer in Dancing with the stars and not you?

How do I get rid of the stigma attached to my name?

What did Jack and Jill really do when they got up the hill?

If I were to put a nickel in a jar for everytime Kodoku fails, how much would the jar have in a month?

Why does gubaba like the word "shuttlecock"?

How many otakus does it take to screw a life bulb?

Would you rather go In-N-Out in the rain or go up and down the elevator?

What would a man accomplish if he spent an entire day watching infomercials?

What would a woman accomplish if she spent an entire day watching infomercials?

Where are the people with a gmontem complex hiding?
wow, question barrage, i see. well, i'll answer them in the order they are posted, as usual:

1: change it. you're scaring the kids.
2: i would probably fear for my very life.
3: because watching jerry springer fail is funnier than watching me fail.
4: i don't think you can. its stuck there, whether you like it or not.
5: why did they really go up the hill? let's just say there was a certain store there...that sold stuff...
6: you would have a crazy amount of nickels.
7: because its funny. theres no other explaining it.
8: none. since they still live at home, they get their parents to do it for them.
9: depends how fun the elevator is.
10: he would know that all you need to do is "Set it...And forget it."
11: absolutely nothing.
12: they are hiding in your camera. LOOK OUT!!!

Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"YOU BROKE IT!!!! *beats G*

>_> Just for that...NO CLOSET FOR YOU!!!!


Are you broken Mr. Otaku?
depending on what happens to me each day, i sometimes do feel broken. today, i feel broken...like i can't be fixed. yea, im not feeling myself today. *sad and gloomy mode*

Quote from: "gubaba"Pirate.. or Celtic outfit?! ;_;
if you want my personal opinion, go with pirate.

Quote from: "Jerry"glass: half full...or half empty?
since i am in sad and gloomy mode right now, its half empty. i think its more than that. it feels like it.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 29, 2006, 12:00:00 AM
Is there anything I can do to make you happy?

O.O *locks self in closet...again*
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 29, 2006, 07:50:57 PM
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"Is there anything I can do to make you happy?

O.O *locks self in closet...again*
well, since i am no longer in sad and gloomy mode right now, no there is not. but i appreciate the gesture.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on September 29, 2006, 09:44:52 PM
What is the meaning of life?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 29, 2006, 10:19:36 PM
Quote from: "Barnes"What is the meaning of life?
this has already been answered. Please refer to "The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy" for the answer.

Yea, this is what i call a "cop-out" answer.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on September 29, 2006, 10:53:50 PM
I feel like vomitting. What should I do? D:
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 30, 2006, 12:05:15 AM
Quote from: "gmontem"I feel like vomitting. What should I do? D:
grab a bucket, and find some medicine.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on September 30, 2006, 02:43:09 AM
I have been secretly (or visabily) emo for a long while now...

whats the best way to get rid of it?

(and if this answer doesnt work, I'm going to cut you too....) "harmless threat"
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 30, 2006, 10:01:24 PM
What would happen if I boiled the emo kid (jerry) in a couldron?

And should I put in veggies and stuff?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 30, 2006, 11:11:50 PM
Quote from: "Jerry"I have been secretly (or visabily) emo for a long while now...

whats the best way to get rid of it?

(and if this answer doesnt work, I'm going to cut you too....) "harmless threat"
well, the first thing you need to do is get that emo-monkey off your back. give him a banana; that will probably get him to leave. secondly, you shouldn't be feeling emo(or looking emo for that matter), seeing as how you have been having fun with all of your close freinds these past few weeks. it might have something to do with something going on at work.

Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"What would happen if I boiled the emo kid (jerry) in a cauldron?

And should I put in veggies and stuff?
dont boil jerry. he doesnt taste good boiled. don't put veggies in. you'll just make it worse.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 01, 2006, 10:04:22 AM
O.o shall i grill him then? I like grilled Emo kids for breakfast....
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on October 01, 2006, 11:41:05 AM
Hello! Hey you! Who said that?
Who can it be now?
Won't you gimme three steps?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on October 01, 2006, 04:00:22 PM
what is your FAVORITE food? (probably someone already asked?)


What is your LEAST FAVORITE food? (wondering if the answer would be 911 chicken)
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 02, 2006, 02:16:06 PM
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"O.o shall i grill him then? I like grilled Emo kids for breakfast....
whatever you do ,do not try to grill Jerry. tests have shown that, under conditions of extreme heat, Jerry reacts in an otherwise unpleasant manner. you DON'T want to see the aftermath, trust me on that...

Quote from: "Barnes"Hello! Hey you! Who said that?
Who can it be now?
Won't you gimme three steps?
1. you said it. 2. its the tooth-fairy, trying to collect on past debts. 3.i gave you three steps last week, and you already wasted them.

Quote from: "Jerry"what is your FAVORITE food? (probably someone already asked?)


What is your LEAST FAVORITE food? (wondering if the answer would be 911 chicken)
if i do recall, someone asked me this question in one of the fani-chats, but i have forgotten what i responded with. there are many foods that i like, so its hard to pick just one.
as for my least favorite food(besides 911 chicken, of course), it would probably have to be either clam chowder or menudo.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on October 02, 2006, 02:24:58 PM
Why do I find myself frequently changing my avatar? :/
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 02, 2006, 02:51:46 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"Why do i find myself frequently changing my avatar? :/
because you are not happy with just having one avatar. you like to change it up for spontaneity.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gubaba on October 02, 2006, 03:26:21 PM
What should I have for dinner?

Why are guys so wierd?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 02, 2006, 04:34:30 PM
Quote from: "gubaba"What should I have for dinner?

Why are guys so weird?
dinner, eh? i'll re-use the same response i gave to Mr. McStabby and say have the first thing you see when you open up your fridge.

weird? guys are weird when it comes to alot of things. try to give me one specific thing about guys that makes them weird, and i can then give a much clearer answer.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on October 02, 2006, 04:43:05 PM
Why is otakuxapprentice so weird? Why is gmontem so normal? Why does Kodoku like to shank people? How could -zoxan- have a disagreeable head when he agrees to all sorts of stuff?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 02, 2006, 04:51:38 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"Why is otakuxapprentice so weird? Why is gmontem so normal? Why does Kodoku like to shank people? How could -zoxan- have a disagreeable head when he agrees to all sorts of stuff?
all of these questions are nothing but a TRAP. but, in all fairness, i will still answer them in the order they were posted...

1. I am not weird. i have never been weird. I am me, and people like me just the way i am.
2. Gmontem is normal as normal can get. LOL. nah, we all normal and weird in our own way.
3. Kodoku likes to shank people because he is trying to get into the Guiness Book of Records for "Most Shankings by one person."
4. hmm...that's a toughie. must be his online alter-ego or somethin'...
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on October 02, 2006, 08:05:48 PM
What would be an awsome theme if the fani mafia had a halloween party and we all dress up together

what theme would be best FOR THE WIN!!?!?!

and how HOT would the girls costumes would be?  8)
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: zoupzuop2 on October 02, 2006, 09:11:00 PM
What if that theme were "Everybody-go-down-to-Scotts-Valley-and-watch-Zoupzuop2's-band (//www.myspace.com/africangovernmenthouse)-play-live-from-the-bassist's-garage"?

(I'd sure like that.)
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 02, 2006, 09:26:50 PM
Quote from: "Jerry"What would be an awsome theme if the fani mafia had a halloween party and we all dress up together

what theme would be best FOR THE WIN!!?!?!

and how HOT would the girls costumes would be?  8)
a theme?! does there really have to be a theme? i mean, most of us already cosplay, so i don't think we would be needing a theme. for everyone that doesn't cosplay, they would need a theme, of course. i think a theme that keeps popping up in people's minds would be ninjas vs. pirates.
and how HOT would the girls costumes have to be? that all depends on what the girls choose. hey, i got to be fair in my answers.

Quote from: "zoupzuop2"What if that theme were "Everybody-go-down-to-Scotts-Valley-and-watch-Zoupzuop2's-band-play-live-from-the-bassist's-garage"?

(I'd sure like that.)
good theme, but no costumes exist for that yet.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 02, 2006, 09:32:43 PM
Why is it that every f*in time I get comfy in my computer chair I have to go take a shit?!

It pisses me off!


why are stupid people allowed licenses??!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!? *was in a mild accident, that involved a stupid person*
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 02, 2006, 10:04:23 PM
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"Why is it that every f*in time I get comfy in my computer chair I have to go take a shit?!

It pisses me off!


why are stupid people allowed licenses??!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!? *was in a mild accident, that involved a stupid person*
hmm...could be that your chair doesn't like you and it has a score to settle with you.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on October 02, 2006, 10:06:40 PM
._. why do I have to spend my birthday alone this year?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 02, 2006, 10:11:15 PM
Quote from: "Kazuko"._. why do I have to spend my birthday alone this year?
in all sincerity, no one should have to spend their birthday alone. that is very sad and should never happen to anyone. I say to you Happy-Early-Birthday, Kazuko!! 8)
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 02, 2006, 10:21:25 PM
why didn't you answer my second question...?
Are you hiding something...? *prods*
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 02, 2006, 10:35:00 PM
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"why didn't you answer my second question...?
Are you hiding something...? *prods*
in all the madness, i seem to have overlooked the second question, and i apologize. here is the question once again, and the answer:

Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"why are stupid people allowed licenses??!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!? *was in a mild accident, that involved a stupid person*
im not sure why. as long as you can pass the DMV test, you can get a license. that's the thing, though: everthing following up to that driving test you do by the book. But as soon as the person passes it and gets their license, they throw all the rules out the window.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gubaba on October 02, 2006, 10:37:38 PM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
weird? guys are weird when it comes to alot of things. try to give me one specific thing about guys that makes them weird, and i can then give a much clearer answer.

Why are guys wierd about speaking their minds?

Why are guys wierd about girls?

Why are guys wierd about being fat (coughcough Jyun cough)?!

Why are girls wierd about guys?

Why are girls wierd about speaking their minds?

Why are girls wierd about being skinny?!

WHY CAN'T KODO JUST ACCEPT THAT HE DID NOT BEAT ME IN TETRIS?

XD
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 02, 2006, 10:55:27 PM
Quote from: "gubaba"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
weird? guys are weird when it comes to alot of things. try to give me one specific thing about guys that makes them weird, and i can then give a much clearer answer.

Why are guys wierd about speaking their minds?

Why are guys wierd about girls?

Why are guys wierd about being fat (coughcough Jyun cough)?!

Why are girls wierd about guys?

Why are girls wierd about speaking their minds?

Why are girls wierd about being skinny?!

WHY CAN'T KODO JUST ACCEPT THAT HE DID NOT BEAT ME IN TETRIS?

XD
okay, now this i can work with. here's the answers:

1. if you mean we say what we want, then the answer is that guys are trying to be as macho as possible around either their friends or their g/f.

2. guys are weird about girls because they don't know how to act correctly around them. either they don't do anything and clam up all the time or they act like dumb-asses.

3. well, that one i don't know about. most guys like to be as buff as possible, but some don't like to be pudgy.

questions 4-6 are tough since i am not a girl and i don't know how to respond correctly to said questions. but lets give it a try, shall we?

4. ummm...i really can't come up with a response for this one. sorry, maybe next time.

5. i believe that girls are weird about speaking their minds because, like everyone, they fear what people might think of them.

6. this i have already answered, but i'll repeat it anyway. society has warped people's ideas and minds about was looks good and what doesn't. most people cannot be content with who they are and try to mimic what is around them. this often leads to diastrous results, which can sometimes be eating disorders like bingeing and purging, being anorexic/bulimic, etc. this type of pressure is also brought upon by television/movies, and by that i mean seeing celebrities that are very slim and slender, some of them not knowing they have a problem and they are under 110lbs. or something like that.

7. kodoku can't accept it because he doesn't want to believe it.


NOTE:pertaining to answer number 6, i hope i haven't offended anyone. that was not my intent. i am simply pointing something out that has been noted by many others and i hope you all take my response with a grain of salt. thank you.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Mai-chan on October 04, 2006, 12:09:52 AM
Are you coming to the meeting?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 04, 2006, 11:50:55 AM
why is it that I never have money for important things?! *like my medication* >:/....T_________T
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Karisma Black on October 04, 2006, 12:39:47 PM
Why do I have to be so overloaded with homework that I'm stressed all the time?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gubaba on October 04, 2006, 03:44:05 PM
Will I marry Rock Howard?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on October 04, 2006, 04:37:10 PM
What will happen to me this month's Fri the 13th?  D:
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Sora on October 04, 2006, 05:27:35 PM
How does one avoid fangirls?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 04, 2006, 10:33:19 PM
Quote from: "Mai-chan"Are you coming to the meeting?
no. i have work.

Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"why is it that I never have money for important things?! *like my medication* >:/....T_________T
you are not the only one. this happens on a daily basis, people not having enough money to get what they need.

Quote from: "Karisma Black"Why do I have to be so overloaded with homework that I'm stressed all the time?
this equation explains it all: Homework=Stress.

Quote from: "gubaba"Will I marry Rock Howard?
you need to find him first....

Quote from: "gmontem"What will happen to me this month's Fri the 13th? D:
you will wake up, go outside, and Dick Cheney will punch you in the face and he'll run off, before he has a stroke 30 yards away and accidentally fires off his hunting rifle at his best friend.

Quote from: "Edward Elric"How does one avoid fangirls?
Run. Run really fast....either that or get yourself a pair of bodyguards. that works too.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on October 04, 2006, 10:39:03 PM
Can you make your current avatar say "Chucky"? (It was so funny the way you said "Chuck E. Cheese" to me.)
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
Will I ever get Photoshop, or similar software?
Can I have a dollar?
Wheres the beef?
When should I start my "GiftDay" shopping?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 04, 2006, 10:44:50 PM
Quote from: "Barnes"Can you make your current avatar say "Chucky"? (It was so funny the way you said "Chuck E. Cheese" to me.)
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
Will I ever get Photoshop, or similar software?
Can I have a dollar?
Wheres the beef?
When should I start my "GiftDay" shopping?
1. no, i can't.
2. you can't. it's that simple.
3. if you don't buy it, you'll never have it.
4. yea, but its hanging over a tank of blood-thirsty kitties, suspended above a vat of sulfuric acid, surrounded by the entire House of Congress, carrying lead pipes.
5. it's next to the dollar.
6. hmm. i'm thinking, oh like.....right NOW.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gubaba on October 08, 2006, 11:05:40 PM
WHO HAS THE NICEST BUTT OF THEM ALL?

also what is your favorite video game?

What should I cosplay as in the future?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 08, 2006, 11:19:42 PM
Quote from: "gubaba"WHO HAS THE NICEST BUTT OF THEM ALL?

also what is your favorite video game?

What should I cosplay as in the future?
the nicest butt of them all? that is one of the things i dont have an answer for...yet.

my fav. video game? thats a tough one, because there alot of games i like. A few are Unreal Championship 2, Smash Bros. Melee, Ikaruga, Guilty Gear, the TimeSplitters series, DDR, and many others.

what should you cosplay as? find a character you like coughcoughFemaleRockHowardcoughcough and go as that person. easy as that.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 09, 2006, 12:07:02 AM
Do you think I have a nice butt?

How's my makeup?

Do I look fat in some of my pictures

Should I diet more?

Do my boobs look big to you?

Should I curl my hair or leave it straight?

what should I wear to work t'morrow?

Should I get my nails done, or just paint them again?

Should I waste my time on a pedicure?

Dark shadowy make up, or soft nutral tones, or winter tones?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Sora on October 10, 2006, 10:27:02 AM
(No offense or anything) Why do some guys look wrong in girl cosplays?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on October 10, 2006, 11:45:32 AM
I was reading the Oct 2006 edition of VTA's "Take One" paper thing, and I just learned that the Convention Center Light Rail station WILL close starting Oct. 16. VTA wants to fix it so it will be even with the trains, thats why I asked a while back. It will be for atleast 3 months.

If you could rename the Light Rail service, what would you call it?
You talkin' to me?
Do you feel lucky? Well do ya?
Are you going to vote this year? (I will)
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on October 10, 2006, 12:46:58 PM
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 10, 2006, 09:24:55 PM
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"Do you think I have a nice butt?

How's my makeup?

Do I look fat in some of my pictures

Should I diet more?

Do my boobs look big to you?

Should I curl my hair or leave it straight?

what should I wear to work t'morrow?

Should I get my nails done, or just paint them again?

Should I waste my time on a pedicure?

Dark shadowy make up, or soft nutral tones, or winter tones?
uhhh.....umm...whatever seems good to you.

Quote from: "Edward Elric"(No offense or anything) Why do some guys look wrong in girl cosplays?
when guys try to cosplay, or in this case crossplay, they dont look alot like the actual character. in this case, a guy does not look like a girl 90% of the time. some men have some feminine features to them, but in almost all cases, dudes have a hard time trying to pull off a female character.

Quote from: "Barnes"I was reading the Oct 2006 edition of VTA's "Take One" paper thing, and I just learned that the Convention Center Light Rail station WILL close starting Oct. 16. VTA wants to fix it so it will be even with the trains, thats why I asked a while back. It will be for atleast 3 months.

If you could rename the Light Rail service, what would you call it?
You talkin' to me?
Do you feel lucky? Well do ya?
Are you going to vote this year? (I will)
if i could rename it, i would call it the Zippy Train".
no, im not.
i feel lucky, yes i do. i feel lucky, how 'bout you?
NO!

Quote from: "gmontem"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
you will never know, since the woodchuck had to file for bankruptcy.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on October 10, 2006, 11:48:04 PM
What is your current favorite video game of this month?


Do you have any idea what you will be this Halloween?


What makes a good cookie become an awsome cookie?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 10, 2006, 11:55:08 PM
Quote from: "Jerry"What is your current favorite video game of this month?


Do you have any idea what you will be this Halloween?


What makes a good cookie become an awsome cookie?
even though i haven't bought a new game in a while, my game for this month would probably have to be....Geometry Wars: Evolved. ive been playing the demo at my work extensively, and that game kicks so much ass.

since i think i'll probably end up working on halloween, i don't know if i will dress up. but if its okay to dress up at work that day, and if i can get a new wig before then, i will be Ed Elric(FMA).

a good cookie becomes an awesome cookie when it has a cookie baked inside of the cookie, and that cookie has a $20 wrapped together with it.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on October 12, 2006, 03:21:58 PM
Is it Live or Memorex?

why do we fall?

How do you spell FBI?

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on October 12, 2006, 06:30:02 PM
If I throw a tissue on the ground, is it littering?

Will the tissue simply turn into dust?

How long will it take?

Should I just PICK IT UP AND THROW IT AWAY?

Is Nana from Elfen Lied going to eat the Scorpions?

Why can't I beat Batman The Video Game (89)?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gubaba on October 12, 2006, 08:44:08 PM
WHY IS OMEGA RUGAL SUCH A CHEAP BUTT AND A HALF?!

if you were to pick anyone has a rival on this forum, who would it be?

What's your favorite band and song? :D
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 12, 2006, 11:09:34 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"Is it Live or Memorex?

why do we fall?

How do you spell FBI?

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
1) its live.
2) because we trip.
3) figure out how to dial 911, then get back to me.
4)no, im not.
5)ive answered this already, but yes. i do.

Quote from: "Barnes"If I throw a tissue on the ground, is it littering?

Will the tissue simply turn into dust?

How long will it take?

Should I just PICK IT UP AND THROW IT AWAY?

Is Nana from Elfen Lied going to eat the Scorpions?

Why can't I beat Batman The Video Game (89)?
1)yes.
2)no.
3)too long.
4)yes.
5)maybe...
6)if you are talking about the one that was released on the NES, you arent the only one. i haven't beaten that game either.

Quote from: "gubaba"WHY IS OMEGA RUGAL SUCH A CHEAP BUTT AND A HALF?!

if you were to pick anyone has a rival on this forum, who would it be?

What's your favorite band and song?
1)hes cheap because as soon as hes defeated, the clouds will part and money will start falling from the sky. no, that was a dream i had 6 years ago. never mind....
2)hmm.....i'll get back to you on that one.
3)my favorite band would have to be either System Of A Down, Muse, or Dir En Grey. as for my favorite song for right now, its probably L.S.F., by Kasabian.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on October 13, 2006, 02:41:11 AM
Where can I find a 12v, 18 amp AC-DC external power brick for under 100 bucks?  D:
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gubaba on October 13, 2006, 03:00:23 AM
why can't I sleep?!

Do you like my avatar!?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 15, 2006, 12:41:38 AM
Quote from: "gubaba"why can't I sleep?!

Do you like my avatar!?
you can't sleep because you just can't. and because you want to play with someone's Wii when they get one.

Quote from: "gmontem"Where can I find a 12v, 18 amp AC-DC external power brick for under 100 bucks? D:
uhh.....the internet?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on October 15, 2006, 03:15:56 AM
these questions MAY be loaded... but just random thoughts i have at the momment...

do your best!


1) Who do you think lies MOAR? men or women?

2) Why do you think (men or women) lie so much?

3) Who (men or women) are better at covering them (the lies) up?


4) whats the worse lie to be told? (in general or personal experience).
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on October 15, 2006, 01:52:00 PM
Will we (the people asking you questions) ever run out of questions?
Will pigs ever fly?
Did you see it, did you see my power?
My driving skills are impressive, don't you think?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on October 15, 2006, 02:17:25 PM
Quote from: "Jerry"4) whats the worse lie to be told? (in general or personal experience).
I'm not the great Dr. O but here's my take on this question.  The worst lie to be told from a guy (if you were a woman) is "no, your butt does not look big" when in reality is quite the opposite.  XD
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on October 15, 2006, 04:52:11 PM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "gmontem"Where can I find a 12v, 18 amp AC-DC external power brick for under 100 bucks? D:
uhh.....the internet?
...
...
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Congrats for being the new
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Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 16, 2006, 04:53:43 PM
Quote from: "Jerry"
4) whats the worse lie to be told? (in general or personal experience).

"I love you."


XD!! I know, that was harsh but it is funny. XD


Mr. O:

Why won't my TV work?! (at a time when I actually want to watch tv...T_T))

Swirly, studded, or twisted?

Up or Down?

BK or McD?

ice cream or shakes?

lactose intolerant, or chronic diarhea?

Migranes or Hernia?

long skirts or short skirts?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 17, 2006, 12:37:12 AM
Quote from: "Jerry"these questions MAY be loaded... but just random thoughts i have at the momment...

do your best!


1) Who do you think lies MOAR? men or women?

2) Why do you think (men or women) lie so much?

3) Who (men or women) are better at covering them (the lies) up?


4) whats the worse lie to be told? (in general or personal experience).
of all the things you could've asked, why a loaded set of qusetions? hell, i'm still trying to remove the buckshot from my a....ahem, nevermind. on with the answers....now where did i put those pliers? ah, there they are........
..
..
OUCH!

1)men and women each lie equally as much, sometimes more depending on the situation.
2)because its easier to tell someone a lie than telling them the truth.
3)i know this is gonna come back at me later on down the line, but women seem to be better at covering up a lie than men.
4)from my own personal experience?! umm...im not sure. ive told lies before, but not anything thats really bad. i really dont know what the worst lie to be told would be. i don't like to lie, but when i have to, its only out of necessity. even then, i don't like doing it.

Quote from: "Barnes"Will we (the people asking you questions) ever run out of questions?
Will pigs ever fly?
Did you see it, did you see my power?
My driving skills are impressive, don't you think?
1)no.
2)if you can launch one out of a catapult, then yes.
3)no, i didnt. sorry.
4)if i ever see your driving skills, i'll let you know.

Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"Mr. O:

Why won't my TV work?! (at a time when I actually want to watch tv...T_T))

Swirly, studded, or twisted?

Up or Down?

BK or McD?

ice cream or shakes?

lactose intolerant, or chronic diarhea?

Migranes or Hernia?

long skirts or short skirts?
1)either it isn't plugged in, or it has shorted out, and you need to either get it fixed, or buy a new one.
2)uhh....i'll get back to you when i figure out what you mean by that.
3)same response as answer 2.
4)both, depending on what you are getting.
5)always both.
6)lactose intolerant.
7)migranes. they are easier to deal with.
8)uhhh.....*you have been disconnected. please try again later*
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Sora on October 17, 2006, 10:01:18 AM
Why does yaoi scare a lot of guys?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 17, 2006, 11:16:26 AM
What's so bad about my questions?

They aren't THAT dangerous, are they?

OH! Did you just get a nosebleed??? XD

How the hell am I gonna buy a flat screen plasma tv that is the size of my desk?

(oh fixed it btw...was satelite connection.)

Long skirts or short skirts? (sorry this is actually an important question)
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Sucrose on October 17, 2006, 01:34:10 PM
What's this little icon supposed to be of?

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(It looks like a side profile of Knuckles the Echidna, but I'm giving it the benefit of the doubt and assuming that it's not.)
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on October 17, 2006, 02:17:31 PM
Quote from: "Sucrose"What's this little icon supposed to be of?

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(It looks like a side profile of Knuckles the Echidna, but I'm giving it the benefit of the doubt and assuming that it's not.)

I ran Internet Explorer (eww) to answer this just for you.  :P

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Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kodoku on October 17, 2006, 02:20:04 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"
Quote from: "Sucrose"What's this little icon supposed to be of?

(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg518.imageshack.us%2Fimg518%2F2648%2Fwassatgf9.jpg&hash=2d9e013887672920657913c16499dbefd012e5b9)

(It looks like a side profile of Knuckles the Echidna, but I'm giving it the benefit of the doubt and assuming that it's not.)

I ran Internet Explorer (eww) to answer this just for you.  :P

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Actually, it's the character "Knuckles (the Echidna)" from the classic games, and cartoon series, "Sonic the Hedgehog."

Aaaah, nostalgia.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Sucrose on October 17, 2006, 03:26:56 PM
Quote from: "Kodoku"
Quote from: "gmontem"
Quote from: "Sucrose"What's this little icon supposed to be of?

(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg518.imageshack.us%2Fimg518%2F2648%2Fwassatgf9.jpg&hash=2d9e013887672920657913c16499dbefd012e5b9)

(It looks like a side profile of Knuckles the Echidna, but I'm giving it the benefit of the doubt and assuming that it's not.)

I ran Internet Explorer (eww) to answer this just for you.  :P

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Actually, it's the character "Knuckles (the Echidna)" from the classic games, and cartoon series, "Sonic the Hedgehog."

Aaaah, nostalgia.

O_O I was RIGHT? How disconcerting.
Title: ????
Post by: Barnes on October 17, 2006, 09:41:29 PM
Will there ever be a modern reunion tour for Van Halen (with David Lee Roth)?
Will the band remember the words?
Do you personally believe in 9-11 conspiricy theories? (I sure as hell DON'T)
Why is level 6 in Ninja Gaiden (NES) so hard?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Mojoup7 on October 18, 2006, 10:40:15 PM
http://limaadriana.info
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: ~~Loktera~~ on October 18, 2006, 10:44:04 PM
Quote from: "Mojoup7"http://limaadriana.info
What we have here... Is a bot postin' a link to a virus!
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 18, 2006, 10:56:06 PM
Quote from: "Edward Elric"Why does yaoi scare a lot of guys?
because guys are a bit shocked at that kind of material coughBrokebackMountaincough. men try to act tough and macho, and in the tough guys' mindset, anyone that catches him watching/reading that kind of stuff thinks he is a little iffy.

Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"What's so bad about my questions?

They aren't THAT dangerous, are they?

OH! Did you just get a nosebleed??? XD

How the hell am I gonna buy a flat screen plasma tv that is the size of my desk?

(oh fixed it btw...was satelite connection.)

Long skirts or short skirts? (sorry this is actually an important question)
1, and 2) i try to answer the questions set forth to me as best as i can, but sometimes even i am flabbergasted and unable to come up with a suitable answer. either that, or i'm kinda nervous.
3. no, i did not get a nosebleed. i never have, and i never will.
4. find a really small tv.
5.uhhh...umm...*hopes this doesnt blow up later on*..short??

Quote from: "Sucrose"What's this little icon supposed to be of?
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(It looks like a side profile of Knuckles the Echidna, but I'm giving it the benefit of the doubt and assuming that it's not.)
seeing as how Mr. McStabby has already answered this, theres no need for one from me, now is there?

Quote from: "Barnes"Will there ever be a modern reunion tour for Van Halen (with David Lee Roth)?
Will the band remember the words?
Do you personally believe in 9-11 conspiricy theories? (I sure as hell DON'T)
Why is level 6 in Ninja Gaiden (NES) so hard?
1. sadly, i dont think there will be one.
2. maybe.
3. no.
4. because the ninja doesnt like you.

Quote from: "Mojoup7"http://limaadriana.info
great, a bot has now tainted this thread. HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gubaba on October 20, 2006, 03:40:35 AM
Do you prefer Silent hill or Resident Evil?

What is in your opinion the worst game ever made?

the worst movie ever?

Who do you think is the "scariest" horror movie villain? (Ex: Freddy Kreuger, Jason, Mike Myers..etc)
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 20, 2006, 11:10:02 PM
Quote from: "gubaba"Do you prefer Silent hill or Resident Evil?

What is in your opinion the worst game ever made?

the worst movie ever?

Who do you think is the "scariest" horror movie villain? (Ex: Freddy Kreuger, Jason, Mike Myers..etc)
1)for me, its Resident Evil.
2)the worst game ever made? there are many contenders for that coveted spot: E.T., Fable, Alias(yes, they made a game based off of Alias), but i think it is a tie between Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness, E.T., and about 20 other games i can't remember at the moment.
3) well, thats pretty frickin' easy, but once again, its a tie between BloodRayne(eww!), House of The Dead...um, make that all of the movies that director Uwe Boll has done so far.
4) the scariest horror villian is another tie between Jason and Freddy Kreuger. honorable mention goes to chucky.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on October 22, 2006, 02:28:56 PM
So why do you think there are SOOO many birthdays in the month of November?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on October 23, 2006, 12:28:13 AM
What am I doing here?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 23, 2006, 10:15:17 PM
Quote from: "Jerry"So why do you think there are SOOO many birthdays in the month of November?
yea, i actually never thought about that. it is quite peculiar that a good amount of people here in the boards have birthdays in the month of november, but frankly, i think its just one big coincedence.

Quote from: "gmontem"What am i doing here?
im trying to figure that out myself. my clinic doesnt open until 10am. oh yea, i forgot to turn on the alarm system.*ALARM SYSTEM ACTIVATED* if i were you, i would start running right about now. those furbys can run pretty fast, but look out for the factory recalls. those have one big temper...
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: LadyKaren on October 24, 2006, 02:11:05 PM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "Jerry"So why do you think there are SOOO many birthdays in the month of November?
yea, i actually never thought about that. it is quite peculiar that a good amount of people here in the boards have birthdays in the month of november, but frankly, i think its just one big coincedence.

What's 9 months before November, Otaku?
And what holiday is in that month?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Sora on October 25, 2006, 03:02:20 PM
What's the chance that a long-distance relationship would work out? Should one have a long-distance relationship and actually keep it? What's the best way to approach a long-distance relationship?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 25, 2006, 08:53:04 PM
Quote from: "LadyKaren"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "Jerry"So why do you think there are SOOO many birthdays in the month of November?
yea, i actually never thought about that. it is quite peculiar that a good amount of people here in the boards have birthdays in the month of november, but frankly, i think its just one big coincedence.

What's 9 months before November, Otaku?
And what holiday is in that month?
1)seeing as how my month-counting skills arent the best, im gonna say its February.
2)waht holiday is there that month? i dont think there is a holiday on that month, unless you count Valentines Day as a holiday. V-day stopped being a holiday for me back in elementary.

Quote from: "Edward Elric"What's the chance that a long-distance relationship would work out? Should one have a long-distance relationship and actually keep it? What's the best way to approach a long-distance relationship?
even though i have never been in a relationship, i will try to answer this as best as i can.
with long-distance relationships, the amount of time they last varies with each couple. if it started out before it became long-distance, then it does work out most of the time. long-distance relationships are the hardest ones to keep, since you arent able to see the person and you are apart from each other. truthfully, i don't know how to approach a long-distance relationship. as long as it doesnt start out as long-distance, you'll be fine. if it begins as long-distance, try to keep in touch with the person as much as possible. if you/they are able to drop down and visit, that will keep it from slowy falling apart.

Hope that helps!
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on October 27, 2006, 11:38:38 AM
If I give you 5 bucks will you take the 911 challenge again?

When's the next Cluck-U gathering?

Are people too chicken to eat 911 chicken?

If they are too chicken, does this make them cannibals?

Do cannibals eat themselves if they're stranded in a tiny island?

Why haven't you asked Benicia for a hook up?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on October 27, 2006, 12:11:57 PM
1. Who would in a swordfight in the Highlander universe, the Kurgan (Highlander 1), or General Katana (Highlander 2)?
2.My Playstation 2 isn't working too well. Should I trade it in for a newer model PS2?
3.Which game store?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 27, 2006, 11:20:55 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"If I give you 5 bucks will you take the 911 challenge again?

When's the next Cluck-U gathering?

Are people too chicken to eat 911 chicken?

If they are too chicken, does this make them cannibals?

Do cannibals eat themselves if they're stranded in a tiny island?

Why haven't you asked Benicia for a hook up?
1. probably not, unless someone else joins me again for another act of massive stupidity.
2. dunno.
3. yes. yes, they are.
4. nope.
5. they definitely would.
6. i wanna stay as far away from benicia as possible.

Quote from: "Barnes"1. Who would in a swordfight in the Highlander universe, the Kurgan (Highlander 1), or General Katana (Highlander 2)?
2.My Playstation 2 isn't working too well. Should I trade it in for a newer model PS2?
3.Which game store?
1. im gonna guess kurgan.
2. before you do that, try to figure out whats going wrong with it. if its not reading teh cds, try cleaning out your system.
4. different game stores give different values on systems. if your system is indeed busted, go ahead and try Gamestop/EBgames. they take in busted systems, but you get less if its busted.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: LadyKaren on October 29, 2006, 09:01:04 AM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"i wanna stay as far away from benicia as possible.


AWWWWWWWWWW


I FEEL SO HURT BY THAT.

YOU DON'T WANT TO COME NEAR BENICIA??!?!?!1

But we're a good little town and I'M in it. Does that mean you don't want to see me?

*cries*
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on October 29, 2006, 09:34:15 AM
Quote from: "LadyKaren"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"i wanna stay as far away from benicia as possible.


AWWWWWWWWWW


I FEEL SO HURT BY THAT.

YOU DON'T WANT TO COME NEAR BENICIA??!?!?!1

But we're a good little town and I'M in it. Does that mean you don't want to see me?

*cries*

considering you had a car overflowing with ppl that were in Benicia, thats the first (and probably not the last) time I'll be doing that.

and I know I could at least name a few people that dont mind coming on er... to... Benicia.

heh heh good times. and even better times in the Car  :shock:
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 29, 2006, 07:36:07 PM
Quote from: "LadyKaren"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"i wanna stay as far away from benicia as possible.


AWWWWWWWWWW


I FEEL SO HURT BY THAT.

YOU DON'T WANT TO COME NEAR BENICIA??!?!?!1

But we're a good little town and I'M in it. Does that mean you don't want to see me?

*cries*
whoa! hold on a minute!? my answer has been taken out of context. this is the question i was answering to, from gmontem:
QuoteWhy haven't you asked Benicia for a hook up?
mr. mcstabby was referring to the picture of Beautiful Benicia in his avy. And besides, i already said i would go to benicia(the city, not the person) since i missed out on K-Con. oh, and here...*hands tissue* please don't cry. Dr. O doesn't like to see people cry.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gubaba on October 30, 2006, 08:39:23 AM
What would you do if people ran out of questions?

What's the wierdest dream you ever had?

Do you like pancakes?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on October 30, 2006, 11:12:14 AM
Will I ever have a picture of Gubaba with a pancake on her head?

Will I ever have a picture of a pancake with a Gubaba on its head?

Since you called Benicia "beautiful" will you finally go out with her?

OTP = Otaku x Benicia, or Rock x Benicia?

Why do some people act weird on a full moon?

What's your favorite classic arcade game?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Asa_Gohan on October 30, 2006, 11:30:12 AM
who would win in a fight
1)star platinum or kenshiro?
2)boxer or a kangaroo
What are you going to be for halloween?
What is the 125th number after 3.14?
Why cant I backflip?
Whats the sky made out of?
How many constilations are there?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on October 30, 2006, 11:31:59 AM
Is Asa_Gohan's avatar of a man or a woman?

Why does Asa_Gohan's avatar bear a striking resemblance to Beautiful Benicia? :o
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Asa_Gohan on October 30, 2006, 11:33:35 AM
I can answer the first one. Its a guy. Probably the funniest looking yaoi ever XD the expressions in that are priceless yaranaika FTW
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Sora on October 30, 2006, 05:14:10 PM
What's the meaning of Halloween?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jyunishinsho on October 30, 2006, 05:33:10 PM
Does this font make me look fat?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on October 30, 2006, 05:41:22 PM
Oh, will we ever be set free?
Will this Journeyman's day be his last?
Where does the anwser lie?
Is it something we can buy?
Will there be a wishing star outside tonight?[/list]
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 01, 2006, 12:04:25 AM
Quote from: "gubaba"What would you do if people ran out of questions?

What's the wierdest dream you ever had?

Do you like pancakes?
1)i dont know what i would do because i know that you all will never run out of questions to ask me. but, just in case you people did run out of questions, i would go into a deep sleep until the day comes where a question needs an answer.
2)the weirdest dream?! trust me, ive had alot of weird dreams...some scarier and realistic than others.
3)mmm...pancakes are good and tasty!!

Quote from: "gmontem"Will I ever have a picture of Gubaba with a pancake on her head?

Will I ever have a picture of a pancake with a Gubaba on its head?

Since you called Benicia "beautiful" will you finally go out with her?

OTP = Otaku x Benicia, or Rock x Benicia?

Why do some people act weird on a full moon?

What's your favorite classic arcade game?
1. no
2. again, no.
3. i never called her beautiful.
4. Rock x Benicia
5. because it mezmerizes them...and it looks like a big piece of cheese sometimes.
6. there are alot that i like, but i would have to say either pac-man or 1941.

Quote from: "Asa_Gohan"who would win in a fight
1)star platinum or kenshiro?
2)boxer or a kangaroo
What are you going to be for halloween?
What is the 125th number after 3.14?
Why cant I backflip?
Whats the sky made out of?
How many constilations are there?
1. kenshiro
2. kangaroo
3. ed elric
4. look it up.
5. because you do not believe.
6. its made out of cool-whip.
7. as many as you can count.

Quote from: "gmontem"Is Asa_Gohan's avatar of a man or a woman?

Why does Asa_Gohan's avatar bear a striking resemblance to Beautiful Benicia?
1. his avatar is of a man.
2. dunno; i'll start an investigation immediately, as soon as can find my hamster and put it back on its wheel...*SQUISH!*..oh crap.


Quote from: "Edward Elric"What's the meaning of Halloween?
candy, pure and simple.

Quote from: "Jyunishinsho"Does this font make me look fat?"
of course it doesn't...or does it? no, it doesnt? umm...whatever you think is fine!

Quote from: "Barnes"Oh, will we ever be set free?
Will this Journeyman's day be his last?
Where does the anwser lie?
Is it something we can buy?
Will there be a wishing star outside tonight?
1. yes
2. no
3. at the bottom of your cereal box, along with the little plastic toy.
4. i think so...
5. if you look hard enough...maybe.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Sucrose on November 01, 2006, 12:47:28 AM
How is it that everybody on my hall manages to lack tinfoil? (Admittedly including myself?)
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 01, 2006, 01:28:12 AM
Quote from: "Sucrose"How is it that everybody on my hall manages to lack tinfoil? (Admittedly including myself?)
probably because they all thought that maybe they won't need tin foil. kinda ironic, isn't it?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on November 01, 2006, 02:50:36 AM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"3. i never called her beautiful.
Then what do you suppose this is? :o

Quote from: "otakuapprentice"mr. mcstabby was referring to the picture of Beautiful Benicia in his avy.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 01, 2006, 09:48:31 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"3. i never called her beautiful.
Then what do you suppose this is? :o

Quote from: "otakuapprentice"mr. mcstabby was referring to the picture of Beautiful Benicia in his avy.
oh crap. well, i will do what many others have done in this type of situation: I PLEAD THE FIF! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIF!
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on November 01, 2006, 11:55:53 PM
x: what do i do on a first date?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 02, 2006, 12:08:48 AM
Quote from: "Kazuko"x: what do i do on a first date?
uhh...umm...wow, im actually stumped on this one. i seriously can't think of a suitable answer for this one, seeing as how i have never been out on a date before. for the first time, Dr. O does not have an answer.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Asa_Gohan on November 02, 2006, 12:44:54 AM
Why do people believe in scientology?
What is the circumfrence of a moose?
If a ninja falls in a forest would it make a sound?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 02, 2006, 12:57:14 AM
Quote from: "Asa_Gohan"Why do people believe in scientology?
What is the circumfrence of a moose?
If a ninja falls in a forest would it make a sound?
1. because they are stupid.
2. you have asked me this before, and here again is the answer:
Quotewell, you'll need a nuclear reactor, a F-18 bomber jet, and about 20 tons of plutonium....or you can just knock the moose out, and find out that way. whatever works for you...
3. no, it would not.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: LadyKaren on November 02, 2006, 01:25:31 PM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "Kazuko"x: what do i do on a first date?
uhh...umm...wow, im actually stumped on this one. i seriously can't think of a suitable answer for this one, seeing as how i have never been out on a date before. for the first time, Dr. O does not have an answer.

Why have you never gone on a date?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on November 02, 2006, 01:43:51 PM
Quote from: "LadyKaren"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "Kazuko"x: what do i do on a first date?
uhh...umm...wow, im actually stumped on this one. i seriously can't think of a suitable answer for this one, seeing as how i have never been out on a date before. for the first time, Dr. O does not have an answer.

Why have you never gone on a date?
Apparently not. What a lewser!  >>
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: LadyKaren on November 02, 2006, 02:28:56 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"
Quote from: "LadyKaren"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "Kazuko"x: what do i do on a first date?
uhh...umm...wow, im actually stumped on this one. i seriously can't think of a suitable answer for this one, seeing as how i have never been out on a date before. for the first time, Dr. O does not have an answer.

Why have you never gone on a date?
Apparently not. What a lewser!  >>

Dr. O, Why has George never gone out on a date?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gubaba on November 02, 2006, 09:26:12 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"
Quote from: "LadyKaren"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "Kazuko"x: what do i do on a first date?
uhh...umm...wow, im actually stumped on this one. i seriously can't think of a suitable answer for this one, seeing as how i have never been out on a date before. for the first time, Dr. O does not have an answer.

Why have you never gone on a date?
Apparently not. What a lewser!  >>

I've never been out on a date either.. does this make me a loser?! =[
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on November 02, 2006, 10:36:21 PM
Quote from: "LadyKaren"Dr. O, Why has George never gone out on a date?
Dr. O will never answer this because it's a trap.  The answer is because I'm a lewser! Oh well at least I'm the Founder and Client of my own club.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on November 02, 2006, 10:38:04 PM
Quote from: "gubaba"I've never been out on a date either.. does this make me a loser?! =[
My club is currently accepting applications for a few key positions.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 02, 2006, 11:50:15 PM
Quote from: "LadyKaren"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "Kazuko"x: what do i do on a first date?
uhh...umm...wow, im actually stumped on this one. i seriously can't think of a suitable answer for this one, seeing as how i have never been out on a date before. for the first time, Dr. O does not have an answer.

Why have you never gone on a date?
well, there are many factors behind this that need to be taken into consideration, many variables that need to be calculated before being able to come up with a suitable answer that can be presented, or i can skip all that and go with the condensed version...
...
i have never gone out on a date because i have never been asked, and i am sort of nervous asking that type of question, for fear that i might end up getting told no. thats why i have never gone out on a date, because i am a scared little wimp.

Quote from: "Lady Karen"Dr. O, Why has George never gone out on a date?
because the government has a secret project that tracks his every move. and i did answer it. HUZZAH!!

Quote from: "gubaba"I've never been out on a date either.. does this make me a loser?! =[
no. just because you have never been out on a date does not make you a loser.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on November 03, 2006, 01:37:03 AM
How the heck did I beat you 7 times in a row in TetriNET? :o
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: MisakiFan41 on November 03, 2006, 01:50:02 AM
what da dillio?

why does adult swim play both ending credits back to back on ghost in the shell stand alone complex?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 03, 2006, 02:03:20 AM
Quote from: "gmontem"How the heck did I beat you 7 times in a row in TetriNET? :o
luck. pure luck. that, and you had Game Genie granting your tetris wishes.

Quote from: "MisakiFan41"why does adult swim play both ending credits back to back on ghost in the shell stand alone complex?
seeing as i don't have cartoon network anymore, i can't answer this completely. but, its probably because tehy are trying to make GITS:SAC really bad.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on November 03, 2006, 11:18:53 AM
6 months, 22 days from today is what? :wink:
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 15. What is the number?
What is the hardest video game of all time?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: LadyKaren on November 03, 2006, 12:39:50 PM
Do you think it would be a bad idea to ask George, Gubaba and you all out on a date at the same time?

Will George ever return my affections?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on November 03, 2006, 09:31:35 PM
Why is it that when a good american citizen requires immediate medical aide...the fucking county/state all of a sudden says you make too much money...yet hand out fist fulls of benefits to non citizens and immigrants?! T______T
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 03, 2006, 10:45:57 PM
Quote from: "Barnes"6 months, 22 days from today is what? :wink:
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 15. What is the number?
What is the hardest video game of all time?
1. im guessing your birthday.
2. is it turkey?
3. there are alot of games that are pretty difficult, but i think it would have to be**connection lost**...**connection regained**, and that would have to be one of the hardest games to ever defeat, in my opinion.

Quote from: "LadyKaren"Do you think it would be a bad idea to ask George, Gubaba and you all out on a date at the same time?

Will George ever return my affections?
1. it depends on your definition of a 'bad idea'.
2. if you can defeat him in online tetris or blister hockey, we might figure out.

Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"Why is it that when a good american citizen requires immediate medical aide...the fucking county/state all of a sudden says you make too much money...yet hand out fist fulls of benefits to non citizens and immigrants?! T______T
because the country is pretty fsck'ed up right now, with the upcoming elections making it even more worse. that is why i plan on leaving the country and living somewhere else when i get older.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 03, 2006, 11:46:16 PM
sorry about the double post here, people.

as you all probably know, i have an incredible amount of fun trying to come up with unique answers to all of your questions, no matter how weird or serious they may be.

unfortunately, i have not been getting as much sleep as i should be getting since the only times i usually get on are right after i come home from work, which means i am already tired at that point and should probably go to sleep at that point. but of course, i don't go to sleep, and on average i stay up until 1am, sometimes until 3am just because i am bored, and that lack of sleep adds up and starts to take a toll on me very slowly.

so, for the next week, you will not end up seeing me on at my regular time that you find me online, so i can get back to my regular sleep schedule and recuperate. that, and im gonna be pretty exhausted next week due to inventory and such.

this does not mean that i don't want you all to post questions. i get a kick out of answering the gauntlet that gets thrown at me; sometimes my answers and funny and make no sense, while other times my answers are very serious and meaningful.

for those that need to get ahold of me(for anything important), either text me or call my cell#. if you don't have it, ya betta' ask somebody!!

until then, i'll see you all back at my usual hours in a weeks' time. for those attending ryu-con, make that two weeks' time.

L473R.

*This meesage has been approved by Dr. O and is fully endorsed by him*
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on November 04, 2006, 06:57:21 AM
*cries*

I had ALL these questions about sleeping, types of beds, and fortune cookies and my computer freezes. and I lost the post.

*HAND SMACK FOREHEAD*

since my brain is fried from fatigue and insomnia I'll just post this question since its the only one i remember.


Why do fortune cookie sayings become MOAR awsome when you add the phrase " IN BED " immediately following?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Karisma Black on November 04, 2006, 01:05:20 PM
What am I supposed to do when I have a free Saturday and nothing to do? :((
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gubaba on November 04, 2006, 01:06:56 PM
same problem as Karisma? :( ...though I guess I could always study...
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 07, 2006, 01:11:10 AM
Quote from: "Jerry"*cries*

I had ALL these questions about sleeping, types of beds, and fortune cookies and my computer freezes. and I lost the post.

*HAND SMACK FOREHEAD*

since my brain is fried from fatigue and insomnia I'll just post this question since its the only one i remember.


Why do fortune cookie sayings become MOAR awsome when you add the phrase " IN BED " immediately following?
because fortune cookie sayings are made that way.

Quote from: "Karisma Black"What am I supposed to do when I have a free Saturday and nothing to do?
roll the dice and see...

Quote from: "gubaba"same problem as Karisma? ...though I guess I could always study...
well, if you need to study for something important, i suggest you study, young lady.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gubaba on November 07, 2006, 02:50:54 AM
when is your birthday?

what's the scariest thought ever?

What's th funniest thought ever?

which do you prefer.. french toast or pancakes?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 07, 2006, 07:06:45 PM
Quote from: "gubaba"when is your birthday?

what's the scariest thought ever?

What's th funniest thought ever?

which do you prefer.. french toast or pancakes?
1. for those that really want to know, my birthday is february 25th. if you want to get me something, go ahead. i've never expected much from anyone, since ive never gotten presents except from family.
2. the scariest thought EVER?? if i try to think it, it would probably scare me to death.
3. the funniest thought ever would end up killing said person with laughter.
4. pancakes. im don't have much of a thing for french toast
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on November 09, 2006, 04:28:39 PM
1. Would you eat a pancake on your head?

2. Would you know what I was talking about if there was a pancake on your head?

3. Will a pancake on my head protect me from alien mind probing?

4. What do you like on your pancakes?

5. How many layers of pancakes can you eat at once?

6. Do you like your pancake thin or thick? Large or small in diameter?

7. Ever played frisbee with a pancake, and do you catch it with your hands or your mouth?

8. Does the 10 second rule apply to fallen pancakes?

9. Will you gladly pay Tuesday for a pancake today?

10. Are you sick of pancake questions?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 09, 2006, 07:16:24 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"1. Would you eat a pancake on your head?

2. Would you know what I was talking about if there was a pancake on your head?

3. Will a pancake on my head protect me from alien mind probing?

4. What do you like on your pancakes?

5. How many layers of pancakes can you eat at once?

6. Do you like your pancake thin or thick? Large or small in diameter?

7. Ever played frisbee with a pancake, and do you catch it with your hands or your mouth?

8. Does the 10 second rule apply to fallen pancakes?

9. Will you gladly pay Tuesday for a pancake today?

10. Are you sick of pancake questions?
1. no
2. no.
3. never.
4. just butter and syrup.
5. at least 3 or 4.
6. thick, and large in diameter.
7. no, i have not. if i did, i would probably catch it with my hands, and then proceed to eat it.
8. the 10 second rule has NEVER applied to pancakes. ever.
9. depends how good the pancake is...
10. i'm getting to that point...
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on November 09, 2006, 07:20:48 PM
My birthday is saturday, should I wear a nice outfit to work?

Or should I just just be depressed that I have to work and take it as a normal day?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 09, 2006, 07:31:13 PM
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"My birthday is saturday, should I wear a nice outfit to work?

Or should I just be depressed that I have to work and take it as a normal day?
well, it all depends on how you want your birthday to be: either good or crappy.
just because you have to work on that day should not make you depressed. i have also had to work on my birthday as well, so i know how it feels. but i jsut keep reminding myself: each day i work means i get more money on that sweet, sweet paycheck.

but yea, if you really want to wear a nice outfit, then by all means go ahead.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on November 09, 2006, 08:55:02 PM
Should I go and shop for misa clothes at hot topic D: even thought i dont like that store  alot
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 09, 2006, 11:04:19 PM
Quote from: "Kazuko"Should I go and shop for misa clothes at hot topic D: even thought i dont like that store alot
well, if you can find what you need there, then i say go ahead. i know that some people really don't like hot topic(for various reasons, apparently), but if you can't find what you need anywhere else, then hot topic is your last resort. its actualy a long time since i have been inside a hot topic..weird...
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on November 12, 2006, 02:25:51 PM
I had my birfday, but I still have a few suprises still comming in the mail for me...Should I pressure the people into telling me what they are?? lol
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 12, 2006, 09:25:28 PM
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"I had my birfday, but I still have a few suprises still comming in the mail for me...Should I pressure the people into telling me what they are?? lol
don't pressure them into telling you. you will destroy the surprise you will have when you open those packages. just bide your time until then...
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on November 12, 2006, 10:25:16 PM
6 months twelve days remain, am I right?*
Can't you smell that smell?
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


*=I'm not counting down to my birthday, just so you know.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 12, 2006, 10:46:55 PM
Quote from: "Barnes"6 months twelve days remain, am I right?*
Can't you smell that smell?
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


*=I'm not counting down to my birthday, just so you know.
1. i do believe you are counting down to fanime...either that, or something else.
2. no, thats just you. my computer doesn't come with smell-o-vision.
3. i don't think so. i'm pondering something COMPLETELY different.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on November 13, 2006, 02:36:53 AM
Which Game Crazy do you work?
What's your work schedule?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gubaba on November 13, 2006, 03:47:43 AM
Do you like mondays?

Do you ever go to the friday tap-x mini groupups?

Do you like Konami or Capcom better?

How can I sleep!?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 13, 2006, 06:20:16 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"Which Game Crazy do you work?
What's your work schedule?
1. i work at the one in Oakland. if you want the address, let me know and i'll PM it to ya.
2. my schedule varies each week. last week, for example, i was working sunday, monday, and friday. this week im working tuesday and wednesday. next week...well, i have to check the schedule for next week tomorrow.

Quote from: "gubaba"Do you like mondays?

Do you ever go to the friday tap-x mini groupups?

Do you like Konami or Capcom better?

How can I sleep!?
1. like many other people, i do not like mondays.
2. usually, i have to work fridays, which leaves me unable to go to the tap-x hangouts. this week is different. i finally got a friday off. YAY!
3. well, it depends on the game. but in all fairness, i like both companies.
4. i found that a good knoch on the head with a frying pan works pretty well, but that leaves you with a massive concussion. you could try counting sheep, but those bastards are never there when i need them. a nice glass of warm milk usually does the trick.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on November 14, 2006, 09:31:33 PM
In "Ghosts 'n' Goblins", how do I defeat the final boss? I can't figure out what I should do.
By what deadline should I finish writing the script for "Drallcome and Sword:The Movie!"?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 14, 2006, 11:04:20 PM
Quote from: "Barnes"In "Ghosts 'n' Goblins", how do I defeat the final boss? I can't figure out what I should do.
By what deadline should I finish writing the script for "Drallcome and Sword:The Movie!"?
1. seeing as how it has been a REALLY long time since i have ever played G'n'G, i dont know...that, and i never got to the final boss before.
2. here's an easy way to figure that out: get a dartboard, and take three throws. take the three numbers the darts land on, add them together, and then multiply them by two. there is your answer. or you can just skip all that and try to finish it before the end of the year. whatever works for you.

Hope That Helps!
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on November 15, 2006, 02:30:23 PM
If I were to change my first name, what would it be and why?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gubaba on November 15, 2006, 02:39:39 PM
have you..ever played pattycake with anyone?@!?!!

how do you correctly pronounce your first name?

does it make you mad when people pronounce it wrong/wierdly?

What's your favorite dessert?

What's your favorite desert?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: RyuHayabusa on November 15, 2006, 03:04:31 PM
Would it be ok to get a PS3 now or wait for later?

you think i should get the transformers movie?

which anime dvd set I should get next?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on November 15, 2006, 04:16:33 PM
I need a new hobby, but what?

Have you ever collected stamps? comic books? coins? postcards?

What candy bar does South Park's Mr. Hanky look like to you?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 15, 2006, 11:19:11 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"If I were to change my first name, what would it be and why?
if you were to change your first name, you would probably change it to either Andrew or Michael. why i picked those names, i dont know; they were the first names to pop in my head.

Quote from: "gubaba"have you..ever played pattycake with anyone?@!?!!

how do you correctly pronounce your first name?

does it make you mad when people pronounce it wrong/wierdly?

What's your favorite dessert?

What's your favorite desert?
1. yes, i have played pattycake before. it was back in elementary..or was that high school? hmm..
2. its pronounced the same way its said in spanish. if you dont spanish, think of it this way: Jesus= Hay-zeus. does that work for ya?!
3. it used to make me mad back in elementary, but not anymore. i just correct the person and let them go on their way.
4. my favorite dessert? either pumpkin pie, or vanilla ice cream(hagen-daz rules!!)
5. my favorite desert would probably have to be either the Sahara or the Arizona desert...ya thought you would catch me off guard? tough luck. i know the difference between dessert and desert.

Quote from: "RyuHayabusa"Would it be ok to get a PS3 now or wait for later?

you think i should get the transformers movie?

which anime dvd set I should get next?
1. wait. definitely wait, at least until january or february.
2. if you are talking about the 20th anniversary DVD, then yes. it will tide you over until next year.
3. hmm...i'll get back to ya on that one. need to check what is out right now.

Quote from: "gmontem"I need a new hobby, but what?

Have you ever collected stamps? comic books? coins? postcards?

What candy bar does South Park's Mr. Hanky look like to you?
1. whatever is the easiest for you.
2. no, no, no, and no.
3. either a snickers bar or an almond joy.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on November 16, 2006, 02:14:50 AM
Why do fanichats get quiet?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 16, 2006, 02:18:12 AM
Quote from: "gmontem"Why do fanichats get quiet?
this is a common occurence. fani-chats usually get quiet, or "go dead", when either everyone is typing something that is really long, or we just sit there waiting for someone to make the next post. I could be wrong, but that sounds about right.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on November 16, 2006, 02:20:31 AM
Why does it get quiet inside the elevator?  
Why does it get really annoying when someone speaks over the phone inside the elevator?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 16, 2006, 02:33:33 AM
Quote from: "gmontem"Why does it get quiet inside the elevator?  
Why does it get really annoying when someone speaks over the phone inside the elevator?
1. because that is teh awesome power of the mighty elevator...and you're in there with complete strangers, so you don't want them hearing your conversations.
2. if you mean over the emergency elevator, dunno. if you mean over a cell phone, i really havent figured out why that happens. i need to do some more research on that...
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on November 22, 2006, 08:48:55 PM
You wanna borrow my copy of Capcom Classics Collection 1 for PS2 sometime?
Why can't I stand the cold?
Where can I find an arcade version of Pump It Up to play? Somewhere other than Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 26, 2006, 06:07:45 PM
Quote from: "Barnes"You wanna borrow my copy of Capcom Classics Collection 1 for PS2 sometime?
Why can't I stand the cold?
Where can I find an arcade version of Pump It Up to play? Somewhere other than Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk.
1. unfortunately, i am one of the few people that does not own a PS2, so i can't borrow it if i wanted to. ironically, we just got a Beatmania box in at work on thursday. i want that thing soo bad, so i might just have a ps2 soon after all...
2. because you love the warmth.
3. that's hard to say. i have never seen an arcade version of PIU anywhere. i've seen arcade versions of ITG(in the groove), but not PIU. sorry.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: -zoxan- on November 26, 2006, 08:50:43 PM
Why are you in LadyKaren's trunk?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 26, 2006, 09:36:40 PM
Quote from: "-zoxan-"Why are you in LadyKaren's trunk?
O.o huh? i have no idea what you're talki.....ohh, so that's what this place is called. i thought it was a computer room. oh, well, just give me a second......just gotta turn this here and...*POP!* ah! there we go. mmm, gotta love that fresh air!

all joking aside, i have never been either locked, trapped, or voluntarily placed inside a car trunk before. a suitcase, on the other hand...that's a totally different thing.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: -zoxan- on November 28, 2006, 09:52:07 AM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "-zoxan-"Why are you in LadyKaren's trunk?
O.o huh? i have no idea what you're talki.....ohh, so that's what this place is called. i thought it was a computer room. oh, well, just give me a second......just gotta turn this here and...*POP!* ah! there we go. mmm, gotta love that fresh air!

all joking aside, i have never been either locked, trapped, or voluntarily placed inside a car trunk before. a suitcase, on the other hand...that's a totally different thing.

She said she had Jesus in her trunk...
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on November 28, 2006, 10:05:44 AM
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on November 30, 2006, 06:05:33 PM
Why has my mind been drawing blanks lately?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Asa_Gohan on November 30, 2006, 06:32:35 PM
what songs are good for running or exercising?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 01, 2006, 01:24:29 AM
Quote from: "gmontem"
  • Can I have an mp3 recording of you saying the Konami code 5 times fast?
  • Which Fanimafias have December birthdays?
  • What's your favorite month of the year?
  • What's your worst month of the year?
  • What's your favorite day of the week?
  • What's your worst day of the week?
  • What game would you like to see on the Wii?
  • What game would you not like to see on the Wii?
  • The DS had a dictionary title called Touch Dic. What would the Wii equivalent be called?
  • Who would you like to see casted in a The Wizard sequel and what will it be about?
  • What super power would you love to have?
  • When are you available to play TetriNET? XD
  • Do you always get that feeling you're being watched?
oooh, question barrage! prepare for answer attack!
1. maybe...
2. dunno.
3. either February or May
4. october
5. friday or sunday
6. monday or wednesday
7. either a rail-shooter, like time crisis or a shm'up(shoot-'em-up) like dolphin blue or espgaluda
8. i'll get back to ya on that one when i figure that out.
9. that's simple: Wii Dic.
10. i'll get back to ya.
11. either flight or shape-shifter(ability to change into anyone and anything).
12. whenever i'm on...but it also depends if im in the mood for tetris.
13. not all the time, but yea...i do get that feeling.

Quote from: "Barnes"Why has my mind been drawing blanks lately?
because you forgot to add more ink into the well.

Quote from: "Asa_Gohan"what songs are good for running or exercising?
usually anything with a fast beat, or some long music tracks i.e. House, Trance, etc.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on December 08, 2006, 08:35:47 AM
*bumps back to page 1*

This is more of a "Heroes" reference... so here goes

If you could list the fani mafia kinda like Heroes or say like X-men

which fani mafia member would have which powers and why?

that may take a bit too much effort so bear with me...

What do you think Otaku?

Heroes new tagline- "Are you on the list?"  :)
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 11, 2006, 09:18:46 PM
Quote from: "Jerry"*bumps back to page 1*

This is more of a "Heroes" reference... so here goes

If you could list the fani mafia kinda like Heroes or say like X-men

which fani mafia member would have which powers and why?

that may take a bit too much effort so bear with me...

What do you think Otaku?

Heroes new tagline- "Are you on the list?"  :)
yea, just trying to think up who would have what power/ability is pretty daunting. the only ones i could easily think of at the moment would be Ryu have the power of the Force, and Kodoku having the power of Stealth. other than that, my mind is shooting nothing but blanks right now.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on December 11, 2006, 09:33:40 PM
What are your New Year's resolutions?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on December 11, 2006, 09:54:09 PM
Do you ever get the feeling you've been cheated?
In Street Fighter 2 Super Turbo, how do I beat Akuma? He's tough. :shock:
How can I train for "The Challenge"?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 11, 2006, 10:03:38 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"What are your New Year's resolutions?
ah, yes...i forgot about that. as we all probably know by now, New Year's Eve is coming soon, and with this day, most of us make some new year's resolutions: things we promise ourselves to do for the upcoming year. some resolutions are helpful, while others don't help at all.
I have never made any real resolutions, seeing as how i would probably break them 2 months later. by making resolutions, i sometimes set high expectations for myself, which sometimes don't come to fruition.

So, thats why i don't make resolutions. i just try to do what i've done every year so far: be a good person and keep you sh!t in order. if you wanna call that a resolution, fine.
....
....
..well, actually..now that i think about it, i did make a resolution for myself a couple of new years back. it didn't happen, but it was to have a relationship. never hapened, though...that was the crappiest year of HS.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on December 12, 2006, 11:23:51 PM
Do you want fries with that?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Asa_Gohan on December 12, 2006, 11:25:05 PM
with a large vanilla milkshake?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 12, 2006, 11:45:19 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"Do you want fries with that?
if they are curly fries, then yes.
Quote from: "Asa_Gohan"with a large vanilla milkshake?
yes, please. and can i get that to go. thank you.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on December 12, 2006, 11:47:41 PM
Why haven't you answered my last three questions?
What are your answers for them? :P
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on December 13, 2006, 07:35:25 AM
Quote from: "Barnes"Why haven't you answered my last three questions?
What are your answers for them? :P

its possible that Dr.O missed your questions I'm sure he'll get to you as soon as he kicks Akuma's butt from SSF2T.

usually, its about a good defense that spurs a good offense for me, oh and as far as I can tell, I can only beat Akuma with Ryu or Ken.

on 2nd thought, maybe whoever is 'cheap' enough.  

look on the bright side, at least your not spending a fortune by popping quarters into a machine...  :roll:


Hey Dr. O when was the last time you played quarters?  :shock:
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 13, 2006, 09:15:46 PM
Quote from: "Barnes"Why haven't you answered my last three questions?
What are your answers for them? :P
1. my excuse?? i got blindsided by the Cookie Monster, Colonel Sanders, and about a dozen oddly-looking gnomes. For some reason, they think i took their collection of underpants...weird, huh?
2. here are my answers for your previously unanswered questions:
Quote from: "Barnes"Do you ever get the feeling you've been cheated?
In Street Fighter 2 Super Turbo, how do I beat Akuma? He's tough. Shocked
How can I train for "The Challenge"?
1. sometimes...
2. not sure. its been ages since ive played that game.
3. if by "The Challenge", you mean the 911 challenge at Cluck U., then there is no way to train for it.

Quote from: "Jerry"Hey Dr. O when was the last time you played quarters?
as amazing as this may sound, i have never played quarters before. i do know what it is, and basically how it is played, but i have never partaken in this game before. why do you ask? .....you wanna play?? 8)
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: mDuo13 on December 13, 2006, 10:11:09 PM
Will I finish my 10-page paper tonight?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 13, 2006, 10:33:31 PM
Quote from: "mDuo13"Will I finish my 10-page paper tonight?
the question isn't "WILL i finish my 10-page paper tonight?", but more like "CAN i finish my 10-page paper tonight?"

well.....if you work hard enough, and stop checking the forums for tonight, then you just might make it. so...GET CRACKIN'!!!

EDIT: im pulling this old question back up for good reason, so bear with me on this one.
Quote from: "Barnes"My Playstation 2 isn't working too well. Should I trade it in for a newer model PS2?
if its the older model (y'know, the big ones that came out around the start of the ps2's lifespan), give it to me. if it gives you the 'Disc Read Error' screen whenever you try to boot up any type of disc (DVD/PS2/PS1/etc.), then i can probably figure out whats wrong with it. this is only if its still not working. if you have already disposed of it, then disregard this immediately.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on December 14, 2006, 11:13:21 AM
Why am I so lame D:

why do I have social anxiety .__.;

why do long distance relationships hurt?

x: will i get to level 256 for my High wizzard to Pwnt all the other wizzies that keep PKing me on RO?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 15, 2006, 12:44:42 AM
Quote from: "Kazuko"Why am I so lame D:

why do I have social anxiety .__.;

why do long distance relationships hurt?

x: will i get to level 256 for my High wizzard to Pwnt all the other wizzies that keep PKing me on RO?
1. trust me, you are not lame. if you wanna see lame, you should have seen me during my years in high school. now THAT was lame.
2. we all have some level of social anxiety. hell, i had a bunch of it when i first met everyone at ryu's birthday party back in august.
3. i believe i have answered this question. someone here asked me about long-distance relationships, so i'm gonna cop-out and repost the answer here:
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "Edward Elric"What's the chance that a long-distance relationship would work out? Should one have a long-distance relationship and actually keep it? What's the best way to approach a long-distance relationship?
even though i have never been in a relationship, i will try to answer this as best as i can.
with long-distance relationships, the amount of time they last varies with each couple. if it started out before it became long-distance, then it does work out most of the time. long-distance relationships are the hardest ones to keep, since you arent able to see the person and you are apart from each other. truthfully, i don't know how to approach a long-distance relationship. as long as it doesnt start out as long-distance, you'll be fine. if it begins as long-distance, try to keep in touch with the person as much as possible. if you/they are able to drop down and visit, that will keep it from slowy falling apart.

Hope that helps!
4. fi you know you can reach level 256, then you will.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on December 15, 2006, 06:08:18 PM
Hey Dr. O

What kind of table top gaming do you play?

Do you play card games?

if you do play card games, know how to play Texas Hold em?

If you do play Texas Hold Em, would u be interesting in starting a mini guy's poker night?


...

Or...

Would you rather play Strip Uno?  :shock:
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 15, 2006, 08:21:02 PM
Quote from: "Jerry"Hey Dr. O

What kind of table top gaming do you play?

Do you play card games?

if you do play card games, know how to play Texas Hold em?

If you do play Texas Hold Em, would u be interesting in starting a mini guy's poker night?


...

Or...

Would you rather play Strip Uno?  :shock:
1. its been ages since i have played table-top games. the last table-top game i can remember playing was yugioh(this was a LOOOONG time ago).
2. yea, i play card games. i might need a quick crash course in them, but i can play them.
3. no, i don't know how to play Texas Hold-em.
4. if i learn how to play, then maybe.
5. um......maybe some other time.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: LadyKaren on December 15, 2006, 10:02:44 PM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "Jerry"Hey Dr. O

What kind of table top gaming do you play?

Do you play card games?

if you do play card games, know how to play Texas Hold em?

If you do play Texas Hold Em, would u be interesting in starting a mini guy's poker night?


...

Or...

Would you rather play Strip Uno?  :shock:
1. its been ages since i have played table-top games. the last table-top game i can remember playing was yugioh(this was a LOOOONG time ago).
2. yea, i play card games. i might need a quick crash course in them, but i can play them.
3. no, i don't know how to play Texas Hold-em.
4. if i learn how to play, then maybe.
5. um......maybe some other time.

If we did a mini-girl's poker night and invited you, would you play strip uno?   :wink:
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 15, 2006, 10:18:41 PM
Quote from: "LadyKaren"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "Jerry"Hey Dr. O

What kind of table top gaming do you play?

Do you play card games?

if you do play card games, know how to play Texas Hold em?

If you do play Texas Hold Em, would u be interesting in starting a mini guy's poker night?


...

Or...

Would you rather play Strip Uno?  :shock:
1. its been ages since i have played table-top games. the last table-top game i can remember playing was yugioh(this was a LOOOONG time ago).
2. yea, i play card games. i might need a quick crash course in them, but i can play them.
3. no, i don't know how to play Texas Hold-em.
4. if i learn how to play, then maybe.
5. um......maybe some other time.

If we did a mini-girl's poker night and invited you, would you play strip uno?   :wink:
jeez, people want me to say yes, don't they? i don't think i would partake in any of these events. i always lose in card games
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on December 17, 2006, 02:37:04 AM
Ironically I think what Karen is refering to is that one commerical...

where the guy always wins...

and the girls just strip for the heck of...

just MAKE SURE THEYRE GIRLS!

IT MIGHT BE A TRAP!

Karen is only a girl HALF of the time...

and according to Kegan its DETACHABLE ???  :shock:


Anyway, back to another question...


one piece or 2 piece ?  (hopefully you have some idea on what im talking about... )

when was the last time you had to wear a tie?

would you ever be interesting in going through a LABYRINTH to meet the goblin king AKA DAVID BOWIE!!!???!?!?!

I heard you can revive a ps2, try to revive anything else?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 18, 2006, 09:30:17 PM
Quote from: "Jerry"Ironically I think what Karen is refering to is that one commerical...

where the guy always wins...

and the girls just strip for the heck of...

just MAKE SURE THEYRE GIRLS!

IT MIGHT BE A TRAP!

Karen is only a girl HALF of the time...

and according to Kegan its DETACHABLE ???  :shock:


Anyway, back to another question...


one piece or 2 piece ?  (hopefully you have some idea on what im talking about... )

when was the last time you had to wear a tie?

would you ever be interesting in going through a LABYRINTH to meet the goblin king AKA DAVID BOWIE!!!???!?!?!

I heard you can revive a ps2, try to revive anything else?
1. well, i would say two-piece. but, depending on the style of it, i will also say one-piece.
2. the last time i had to wear a tie was...um....damn, i don't remember when the last time was that i wore a tie. man, that had to have been a good couple of years ago....just dont exactly remember the date.
3. no, i would not be interested. i never really liked that movie.
4. i have only tried this on the ps2, so im not sure if i can get anything else working. but i can still give it a shot, and if i cant fix it, then we really havent made any progress, so its all good.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: LadyKaren on December 19, 2006, 08:18:17 AM
If I threw a party, and I told you it was semi-formal, and invited you,  what would you wear?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on December 19, 2006, 08:28:48 AM
What was the first game console you ever played? owned? broken? bought? loved? hated? fixed? modded? dated? married?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: LadyKaren on December 19, 2006, 12:01:00 PM
Do you think George would ever wear a dress to a semi formal event?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on December 19, 2006, 12:13:19 PM
Why is George so darn funny? :lol:
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 19, 2006, 02:22:12 PM
Quote from: "LadyKaren"If I threw a party, and I told you it was semi-formal, and invited you,  what would you wear?
seeing as how it would be semi-formal, i would probably go in wearing a simple dress shirt w/TIE, and some blue jeans.

Quote from: "gmontem"What was the first game console you ever played? owned? broken? bought? loved? hated? fixed? modded? dated? married?
answering this in the order it was posted: SNES, SNES, none, Dreamcast, Gamecube/Dreamcast, NES, PS2, none, none, none.
Quote from: "LadyKaren"Do you think George would ever wear a dress to a semi formal event?
i don't think that is ever gonna happen, so most likely no.

Quote from: "gmontem"Why is George so darn funny?
because if he wasn't funny, then he would be grumpy George, and we don't wanna see grumpy George.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: LadyKaren on December 19, 2006, 04:41:55 PM
Will you answer my question in my Mac or PC thread?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 19, 2006, 06:31:10 PM
Quote from: "LadyKaren"Will you answer my question in my Mac or PC thread?
why yes, yes i will.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gubaba on December 20, 2006, 04:09:53 AM
why don't cows fly?

do you think it's not unusual to like tom jones music?

if you came home from a 6+ hour drive the day before along with probably a few days worth of skiing/snowboarding soreness, would you still suggest going to the 30th gathering?

do you like coke or pepsi?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on December 20, 2006, 09:54:23 AM
Dr. O,
What's your favorite DS game?
you better answer
Are you familiar with Lisu's "ranchable rules", and can you come up with a piece of food that's not ranchable?
YES
Do you like pie, and if so, what's your favorite? If not, then why not?
to Gubaba's
Curly fries, regular fries, or seasoned fries?
3rd question
How tall are you?
or
How many fingers am I holding?
I
Do you give glomps, and would you glomp me in front of Bart Boy's camera?
WILL
I just touched Mattie-Wattie. Why hasn't he touched me back? =[
KEEEL
Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?
YOU. XD >> =[
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on December 20, 2006, 01:29:40 PM
Why did mDuo assume that I've never heard of real punk bands? :roll:
How come Wayne wasn't allowed to play "Stairway" in the music store?
Where can I find some real life competition for F-Zero? I wanna kick some butt in multiplayer.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 20, 2006, 02:20:15 PM
Quote from: "gubaba"why don't cows fly?

do you think it's not unusual to like tom jones music?

if you came home from a 6+ hour drive the day before along with probably a few days worth of skiing/snowboarding soreness, would you still suggest going to the 30th gathering?

do you like coke or pepsi?
1. oh they can. you just arent around when they do.
2. no, its not unusual to like tom jones music. tom jones rocks!

~dun dun dun...it's not unusual to be loved by anyone...~

3. well it probably depends on if i was realy bored and didnt want to be stuck at home with nothing fun to do. so yea, id probably go.
but if you were sore to the point where it hurts alot, then i suggest you get some rest.
4. i generally like pepsi, but i could go either way.
Quote from: "gmontem"What's your favorite DS game?

Are you familiar with Lisu's "ranchable rules", and can you come up with a piece of food that's not ranchable?

Do you like pie, and if so, what's your favorite? If not, then why not?

Curly fries, regular fries, or seasoned fries?

How tall are you?

How many fingers am I holding?

Do you give glomps, and would you glomp me in front of Bart Boy's camera?

I just touched Mattie-Wattie. Why hasn't he touched me back? =[

Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?
1. not sure. havent played many new DS games in a while, but i would probably have to say Elite Beat Agents.
2. no, i am not familiar with Lisu's "ranchable rules".
3. yea, i like pie. my favorite is pumpkin pie.
4. curly, and seasoned.
5. im pretty sure i'm 6 ft., more or less.
6. ummm...four??
7. i have never given glomps.
8. he's probably AFK.
9. vampire. why? because they can fly!!

i can also type in tiny text too, george!!
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on December 20, 2006, 04:20:04 PM
with all the talk of bowling...

Whats your highest score in bowling?

would you ever try human bowling?

whens the last time you throw something bowling ball like at someone?

is a score of 300 really a 'perfect' game?

what is your power level ?

Hey Otaku, what does the scouter say ?

how fast is fast ?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: LadyKaren on December 20, 2006, 04:46:12 PM
1.) Could I be your first glomp?
2.) What's your idea of the perfect girl?
3.) Do you like blonds or brunettes better?
4.) Boxers or briefs?
5.) How many cents is it if you send me a reply text message?
6.) What should I do for my last day of High School classes, EVER? (which is tomorrow)
7.) Where should I go on vacation?
8.) What defines a long term relationships? 3 hours? 7 hours +?
9.) What is the normal amount of money a person right out of high school is making at a normal job?
10.) Is working 35 hours and going to school with 15 units, sucide?
11.) If George and I fought at guitar hero, who do you think would win?
12.) Will I need body guards when I cosplay Dizzy?
13.) Would you be my body guard if you answered yes to question 12?
14.) Where would be the best place in the area to take a date?
15.) What is your idea of the perfect date?
16.) Do you like girls wearing nail polish? does it add to their beauty?
17.) Should I have cut my hair or was it better longer?
18.) Who do you think is the most attractive male member on the boards? (Not including yourself)
19.) Are you working at fanime this year?
20.) Would come visit me at the fanimaid cafe?
21.) Why is George afraid of me?
22.) Will Spirit ever forgive me for licking him?
23.) Why have I never seen Tsubasa at a gathering without Sunaria?
24.) Will you ever pass the akward game? (If you don't remember, think about the Oakridge Horror fest)
25.) What is the most amount of questions you have answered in one post?
26.) What did you get your mother for Christmas?
27.) Guess what I got you for Christmas?
28.) When am I going to give you your Christmas gift?
29.) Would it better to work on a Cruse Ship or an Airline?
30.) What plans do you have for your 21st birthday?
31.) How often do you check the boards?
32.) Do you remember how this thread started?
33.) What type of restuarnt should I go out to tonight?
34.) Do you have plans for tonight?
35.) Do you think I can get this list to 100?
36.) How long do you think it would take for me to be in the 1st page of posters?
37.) If I wanted to be in the first page of posters before next year, how many posts would I need a day?
38.) If I haven't taken Alg. 2 since Sophmore year, do you think I can pass the assesment test now?
39.) Who do you think made the fanimecon bulletin board logo sign thing?
40.) Do you think I can get to 100 questions?
41.) I'm running out of questions, what should I ask?
42.) Where does my sister get all this money from if she's paying off a car and hasn't worked for more than a year?
43.) Do you like Chess?
43.) Do you like Checkers better than Chess?
44.) Are we giving you a ride on the 30th? I forget...
45.) Why hasn't Alan been showing up to gatherings?
46.) Were you at the first Karisma Con?
47.) What was the first gathering you went to?
48.) What was the first gathering I met you at?
49.) Should I go to a SoCal school or stay in NorCal?
50.) I'm sick of questions. Yes, I know that isn't a question.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on December 20, 2006, 05:20:47 PM
^^^ WTH I'm so gonna top this... but not now. XD
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: LadyKaren on December 20, 2006, 05:23:06 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"^^^ WTH I'm so gonna top this... but not now. XD

Anything you can do, I can do better.
I can do anything better than you.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gubaba on December 20, 2006, 05:38:29 PM
1. can I be your first glomp too or at least a hug ...okay probably not first hug!?
2. Do you think mohawks look good on some people?
3. Who do you like better, Mario or Luigi?
4. What's your favorite band?
5. How did you end up fixing the ps2?
6. Why did you fall asleep on jerry's couch (your old avatar)?
7. What was going on when you fell asleep on jerry's couch?
8. Do you hate cheap Sol Badguy players?
9. What's your favorite animal?
10. Have you been to the Monterey bay aqarium before?
11. Have you been to the exploratorium in SF?
12. What's your favorite movie of the year?
13. What's your least favorite movie of the year?
14. Do you have any new years resolutions?
15. Do you think gmongle and dlz should cosplay as K-dash from KOF?
16. Do you like Gundam?
17. Do you know how to ski?
18. Do you know how to snowboard?
19. Do you know how to ice skate?
20. If someone was going to pay you a thousand bucks to skydive, would you?
21. What's the wierdest question someone's ever asked you?
22. Which meal do you think is the most important during the day?
23. Are you coming to Tap-x/911 thing this friday?
24. Do you like politics?
25. What is your most memorable moment of the year?
26. Are you an indecisive person when it comes to shopping?
27. If you had to wear animal ears, which set of animal ears would you wear?
28. Do you find that chick (maria's daughter) from Gungrave annoying?
29. Who's the most annoying character in a game you've ever seen?
30. Who's the most annoying character in an anime you've ever seen?
31. Who's the coolest videogame character ever in your opinion?
32. Who's the coolest character in anime in your opinion?
33. Are there any slash pairings that bother you?
34. Do you play any musical instruments?
35. What's your favorite season of the year?
36. What's your favorite candy?
37. red licorice or black licorice?
38. What's your birthstone?
39. Do you have any anime girl crushes?
40. Do you have any videogame girl crushes?
41. Do you usually write with a blue pen or a black pen?
42. What do you think is the most fearsome animal on the planet?
43. Do you think hanging fuzzy dice on a rear view mirror in your car is tacky or no?
44. Do you prefer watching movies or reading the book?
45. Are you excited over the Transformers movie?
46. What is your favorite wrestling move?
47. cable or DSL?
48. Do you think in the future we'll ever be able to teleport?
49. What's worse: Fanboy funk or screaming yaoi fangirls?
50. Do you like ethnic food?
51. did answering all these questions suck?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: LadyKaren on December 20, 2006, 05:50:13 PM
Quote from: gubaba
Quote

Oh. It's on.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on December 20, 2006, 08:19:37 PM
Why does Karen want to ask the most possible questions in one post?
Why is the movie "Blues Brothers" (1980) so awesome?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 20, 2006, 08:49:51 PM
before i start answering everyone questions, i just want to say to the massive assault of Q's at me: HAHAHAHA XD! now, for some answers!
Quote from: "Barnes"Why did mDuo assume that I've never heard of real punk bands? :roll:
How come Wayne wasn't allowed to play "Stairway" in the music store?
Where can I find some real life competition for F-Zero? I wanna kick some butt in multiplayer.
1. probably because he hasnt met you yet, i think.
2. because if he did, he would porbably end up blowing up all of the amps around him.
3. do you mean F-Zero on gamecube? man, i have been waiting forever for someone to play against!

Quote from: "Jerry"with all the talk of bowling...

Whats your highest score in bowling?

would you ever try human bowling?

whens the last time you throw something bowling ball like at someone?

is a score of 300 really a 'perfect' game?

what is your power level ?

Hey Otaku, what does the scouter say ?

how fast is fast ?
1. the highest score i have ever gotten in bowling is probably 135-140, more or less.
2. explain human bowling a little bit more, then i'll have a more suitable answer for ya.
3. man, its been a while....
4. in regular bowling, yes. in Wii Sports, then no.
5. IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!
6. the scouter says "power low. please replace batteries."
7. how fast is fast, eh? go check your mailbox outside of your house right now. that's how fast i am. :lol:

Quote from: "LadyKaren"1.) Could I be your first glomp?
2.) What's your idea of the perfect girl?
3.) Do you like blonds or brunettes better?
4.) Boxers or briefs?
5.) How many cents is it if you send me a reply text message?
6.) What should I do for my last day of High School classes, EVER? (which is tomorrow)
7.) Where should I go on vacation?
8.) What defines a long term relationships? 3 hours? 7 hours +?
9.) What is the normal amount of money a person right out of high school is making at a normal job?
10.) Is working 35 hours and going to school with 15 units, sucide?
11.) If George and I fought at guitar hero, who do you think would win?
12.) Will I need body guards when I cosplay Dizzy?
13.) Would you be my body guard if you answered yes to question 12?
14.) Where would be the best place in the area to take a date?
15.) What is your idea of the perfect date?
16.) Do you like girls wearing nail polish? does it add to their beauty?
17.) Should I have cut my hair or was it better longer?
18.) Who do you think is the most attractive male member on the boards? (Not including yourself)
19.) Are you working at fanime this year?
20.) Would come visit me at the fanimaid cafe?
21.) Why is George afraid of me?
22.) Will Spirit ever forgive me for licking him?
23.) Why have I never seen Tsubasa at a gathering without Sunaria?
24.) Will you ever pass the akward game? (If you don't remember, think about the Oakridge Horror fest)
25.) What is the most amount of questions you have answered in one post?
26.) What did you get your mother for Christmas?
27.) Guess what I got you for Christmas?
28.) When am I going to give you your Christmas gift?
29.) Would it better to work on a Cruse Ship or an Airline?
30.) What plans do you have for your 21st birthday?
31.) How often do you check the boards?
32.) Do you remember how this thread started?
33.) What type of restuarnt should I go out to tonight?
34.) Do you have plans for tonight?
35.) Do you think I can get this list to 100?
36.) How long do you think it would take for me to be in the 1st page of posters?
37.) If I wanted to be in the first page of posters before next year, how many posts would I need a day?
38.) If I haven't taken Alg. 2 since Sophmore year, do you think I can pass the assesment test now?
39.) Who do you think made the fanimecon bulletin board logo sign thing?
40.) Do you think I can get to 100 questions?
41.) I'm running out of questions, what should I ask?
42.) Where does my sister get all this money from if she's paying off a car and hasn't worked for more than a year?
43.) Do you like Chess?
43.) Do you like Checkers better than Chess?
44.) Are we giving you a ride on the 30th? I forget...
45.) Why hasn't Alan been showing up to gatherings?
46.) Were you at the first Karisma Con?
47.) What was the first gathering you went to?
48.) What was the first gathering I met you at?
49.) Should I go to a SoCal school or stay in NorCal?
50.) I'm sick of questions. Yes, I know that isn't a question.
1. if cinnie dosn't beat you to it, then yes.
2. someone who is fairly smart, kind, funny, can laugh at something stupid, tries not to take alot of things seriously, and who wouldnt change for someone just so they can like them, more or less.
3. for me, its not much the hair as the person in general. but i would probably say both.
4. boxers.
5. i think its ten cents.
6. umm...have fun?
7. someplace with alot of scenic areas, that is warm.
8. im not sure on that aspect.
9. well, it depends on the job.
10. if you can arrange everything so that it all can be done, then no. but if it starts to crumble the first couple of weeks, then you might need to reorganize everything.
11. seeing as how i dont know your respective levels at GH, im not sure.
12. maybe at least one would be recommended.
13. lol, sure. i need stuff to keep myself busy at fanime, don't i?
14. o.O im not familiar with the area near fanime, so im not sure.
15. i don't know that either seeing as i have never been on a date before.
16. nail polish isnt a big deal to me, but it is a nice touch.
17. since i havent seen you up-close since you got your hair cut, i can't say.
18. LOL on this one. it seems the consensus agrees that its between Jyun and Tsubasa.
19. i might be Staff for Stage Zero. for now, it's a maybe.
20. yea, sure. i need to check how you all will be doing with the Cafe.
21. i don't think along the same wavelength that George thinks, so its an riddle to me.
22. yea, eventually...
23. one word: Transportation.
24. i don't think that will happen anytime soon.
25. probably around 18 questions.
26. im taking her out to dinner at whatever restaurant she decides to pick. rigth now, it looks like she might want to go to The Cheesecake Factory in S.F.
27. i know it has something to do with games. thats what you told me, and im still stumped.
28. right now, it seems like thats gonna happen at Jerry's New Years Bowl-n-Bash.
29. depends if you are afraid of heights or if you get seasick alot, lol.
30. i was thinking of either going with some close friends to either Dave & Busters, or go to a casino (penny slot machines, amirite?).
31. usually every day or so.
32. yea, i do. thanks for the idea in the first place, Karen.
33. somwhere that isnt too fancy, but not too crappy. a place where you feel good, and can get some good food without breaking the budget.
34. no, i don't. i usually don't have plans during the week.
35. its possible....
36. it'll be along time before that happens. im barely in the 20's when it comes to the top posters.
37. i'm not sure, but it would have to be a LOT
38. most likely.
39. some guy in a cubicle, wondering why they took his Swingline Stapler.
40. that is also possible.
41. ask somebody for some more ideas.
42. she a Secret Agent. :lol:
43. never played it, so no.
44. are you going to be able to? if not, then i'll just hitch a ride with Ryu.
45. college, and work i think.
46. no, i wasnt. but from what i heard, i should have been.
47. if you don't count the Fanime BB panel, then the first gathering i went to has to have been Ryu's Birthday Party.
48. i think the first gathering you met me at was at Jerry-con.
49. it all depends on what classes/degrees they have to offer. so it's basically up to you. i can't answer that for you. that's not my place to decide.
50. it could have been a question had you changed a few words, lol.

Quote from: "gmontem"^^^ WTH I'm so gonna top this... but not now. XD
yea, these things are really fun to answer right now. i can't imagine the stuff you are gonna ask me.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 20, 2006, 09:44:29 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen....for the firs time ever, i have had to do a double-post due to the question flood by two anonymous posters. it wasn't a bad thing, its just it was too many for one reply post. so, here's the continuation of QuestionWatch 2006!
Quote from: "LadyKaren"
Quote from: "gmontem"^^^ WTH I'm so gonna top this... but not now. XD

Anything you can do, I can do better.
I can do anything better than you.
to add to this: ~no you can't! yes i can! no you can't! yes i can!~

Quote from: "gubaba"1. can I be your first glomp too or at least a hug ...okay probably not first hug!?
2. Do you think mohawks look good on some people?
3. Who do you like better, Mario or Luigi?
4. What's your favorite band?
5. How did you end up fixing the ps2?
6. Why did you fall asleep on jerry's couch (your old avatar)?
7. What was going on when you fell asleep on jerry's couch?
8. Do you hate cheap Sol Badguy players?
9. What's your favorite animal?
10. Have you been to the Monterey bay aqarium before?
11. Have you been to the exploratorium in SF?
12. What's your favorite movie of the year?
13. What's your least favorite movie of the year?
14. Do you have any new years resolutions?
15. Do you think gmongle and dlz should cosplay as K-dash from KOF?
16. Do you like Gundam?
17. Do you know how to ski?
18. Do you know how to snowboard?
19. Do you know how to ice skate?
20. If someone was going to pay you a thousand bucks to skydive, would you?
21. What's the wierdest question someone's ever asked you?
22. Which meal do you think is the most important during the day?
23. Are you coming to Tap-x/911 thing this friday?
24. Do you like politics?
25. What is your most memorable moment of the year?
26. Are you an indecisive person when it comes to shopping?
27. If you had to wear animal ears, which set of animal ears would you wear?
28. Do you find that chick (maria's daughter) from Gungrave annoying?
29. Who's the most annoying character in a game you've ever seen?
30. Who's the most annoying character in an anime you've ever seen?
31. Who's the coolest videogame character ever in your opinion?
32. Who's the coolest character in anime in your opinion?
33. Are there any slash pairings that bother you?
34. Do you play any musical instruments?
35. What's your favorite season of the year?
36. What's your favorite candy?
37. red licorice or black licorice?
38. What's your birthstone?
39. Do you have any anime girl crushes?
40. Do you have any videogame girl crushes?
41. Do you usually write with a blue pen or a black pen?
42. What do you think is the most fearsome animal on the planet?
43. Do you think hanging fuzzy dice on a rear view mirror in your car is tacky or no?
44. Do you prefer watching movies or reading the book?
45. Are you excited over the Transformers movie?
46. What is your favorite wrestling move?
47. cable or DSL?
48. Do you think in the future we'll ever be able to teleport?
49. What's worse: Fanboy funk or screaming yaoi fangirls?
50. Do you like ethnic food?
51. did answering all these questions suck?
1. if Karen doesn't beat you to it, then yes.
2. on some people, yes. but on girls? NO WAY!!!
3. you all want me to say Mario, don't ya? he is cool, but Luigi is the underdog, and you gotta cheer on the underdog.
4. well, the bands that im listeing to the most right now are Three Days Grace and Girugamesh. but my favorite would have to either System Of A Down, or Muse.
5. it was quite simple, actually. i just opened it up exposed the disc drive so i could get to the laser, and cleaned it with a Q-tip and some rubbing alcohol. put it back together (after tweaking the drive height), and it was good-as-new.
6. simple: i was sleepy, and the couch was there. not much to it.
7. nothing. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
8. yes, i do hate cheap sol badguy players.
9. either a cat, or a dachshund(i think i spelled it right).
10. yea, once with my dad.
11. no, i have not been to the exploratorium. at least i dont think i have.
12. its a close race between Beerfest, Thank You for Smoking, V for Vendetta, Over The Hedge, or Jet Li's Fearless.
13. Happy Feet. as funny as it was, there was so much political bullsh-- hidden within that movie.
14. i usually don't make resolutions, but i think i have alreay answered this question before. yea, ive answered this question before. its back on page 16, but i'll post a little snippet of it here:
Quotei just try to do what i've done every year so far: be a good person and keep you sh!t in order. if you wanna call that a resolution, fine.
15. that would be funny to see.
16. yea, i like gundam.
17. no, i don't know how to ski. never have, but i wanna learn how to snowboard.
18. view last answer.
19. yea, i can ice skate fairly well. i might crack my butt on the ice a few times, but i can hold my own.
20. if i didnt have to pay for all the suff that involved skydiving, then hell yea i would.
21. there have a been a good amount of weird questions i have been asked. the oddest probably has to have been from XpHoBiaX:
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"green underwear OR purple underwear??
22. breakfast. definitely breakfast.
23. im not sure. probably not.
24. not much. politics are dumb, because no one can get anything done until something bad happens to the country. then its all 'lets work together' and crap like that.
25. actually having a room for fanime and being able to attend all four days...that, and staying up for 28 hours straight.
26. kinda..
27. either doggy ears or kitty ears, lol.
28. a little bit, yea.
29. probably Amy Rose form Sonic Adventure.
30. it would probably have to be Princess Ayeka from Tenchi Muyo.
31. the coolest one would have to be Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil 4.
32. in an anime, probably Ichigo Kurosaki from Bleach, or Tenchi Musaki from Tenchi Muyo.
33. none that i know of.
34. no, i don't.
35. either spring or summer.
36. don't know. it would have to be between Buncha' Crunch, Big League Chew, or Jolly Ranchers.
37. red.
38. i forgot, lol.
39. not really.
40. none that i can think of.
41. i don't really notice what kind of pen i write with, so its not much of an importance to me.
42. either a grizzly bear, or a great white shark.
43. depends on how the dice look.
44. i prefer movies over the book, with only one movie being the exception to that rule.
45. take a guess :D ...
46. spinebuster
47. whichever one i can get my hands on.
48. no, thats not physically, or technically possible.
49. the funk. definetely the funk.
50. yea, i do like ethnic food. some more than ohters.
51. no, it was actually quite fun, really.

Quote from: "Barnes"Why does Karen want to ask the most possible questions in one post?
Why is the movie "Blues Brothers" (1980) so awesome?
1. that im unsure of.
2. because it just is.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: LadyKaren on December 21, 2006, 04:04:16 PM
Quote from: "LadyKaren"
36.) How long do you think it would take for me to be in the 1st page of posters?
37.) If I wanted to be in the first page of posters before next year, how many posts would I need a day?
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
36. it'll be along time before that happens. im barely in the 20's when it comes to the top posters.
37. i'm not sure, but it would have to be a LOT

50 posts till I'm on the second, 500 posts till I'm on the first...

10 days left...

5 posts, or 50 posts a day... hmmmm
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on December 21, 2006, 04:10:34 PM
whoa, this just turn into a question on its own...

why do you think these girls are compete -ting over who gets to ask you the most questions?

with all this rain, do you like to jump around in puddles?

why do they say rain dogs and cats?

why not say owls and bungee cords?

do you know what you get when you cross and owl and a bungee cord?

whats the longest you've gone with out sleep?

if you died, would it take you 3 days to revive you?

would u use a pheonix down or water of life?

do you remember the ps9 commercial?

how many girls does it take to plug in a Wii ?

how many girls would want to play with your Wii at the same time?

how many guys would you let play with the Wii ?

do you think the Wii mote strap on is faulty?

whats your definition of a "Sensor Bar" ?

whats your definition of a "Vibrate function" ?

whats your definition of "battery operated" ?

would you really use the nintendo nunchuck like a real nunchuck?

what the heck is a "Gyro-scope" ?

Whats the difference between "handle with care" and "fragile" ?

what would you stick a "handle with care" sticker on?

what would you stick a "fragile" sticker on?

whats the last thing you remember that broke on you?

whats the last thing you remember that fixed ?

why do they say " dont fix it if it aint broke " ?

why do people feel "broke" during the holidays?

why is it called a "holy" day?

is there a holiday that doesnt deal with dead people or birthdays?

is it okay to have a 1/2 (half) birthday?

is it okay to have a count down timer for your 18th birthday?

would you rather be 18 or 21 ?

when was the last time you got pulled over?

has someone pulled the "wool over your eyes" ?

Why do the say " beauty is in the eye of the beholder " ?

have you ever seen a "beholder" from D&D?

Do you know what "D&D" stands for?

Do you know what "N.A.S.A" stands for?

"F.B.I" stands for?

"K.G.B" stands for?

"U.S.A" stands for?

"Wii" stands for?  ( i bet you do know this one LoL )

whats the best pizza topping ?

whats your definition of a "brain fart"?

what causes a "brain fart" ?

how would you cure "brain fart" ?

I think I'm out of questions, and i just temporary "blog diareaha"

whats causes "blog diareaha" ?

did i even spell "diareaha" right?

How do you spell it "diareaha" ?

is it "starve a cold" and "feed a flu" ?

are colored pillz fun to chew on?

whats the best vitamin out there?

if they good for you, should they be called "vitaMAX" ?

when was the last time someone pushed you into a pool?

the last time you attended a pool party?

the last time you attended a ski trip?

the last time you went on a road trip?

the last time you went on a boat trip?

the last time you went on a bike trip?

the last time you went on a hiking trip?

the last time you went on a "trip" ?

the last time someone made you fall and trip?

the last time you needed an energy drink?

the last time you say "Jerry stop asking effin questions!!!  :evil: " ?

the last time you might smack a Jerry?

the last time you REALLY REALLY wanted Jerry to stop asking questions?

will you forgive the Jerry for not numbering these questions?

to read easier, just answer between questions (so that you dont have to scroll up and down) would you do that?

do you regret that you ever started this thread?

would ppl like the Jerry, the Gubaba, and the Lady Karen be allowed to moar questions?

is this the end?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: LadyKaren on December 21, 2006, 04:13:28 PM
Quote from: "Jerry"*large amounts of questions*

Ohhh, so that's what you've been doing...
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 21, 2006, 08:59:04 PM
wow, now jerry's in on the question assault. time to break out the double-barrel answer shotgun.
READY...AIM....ANSWERS!!!
Quote from: "Jerry"whoa, this just turn into a question on its own...

1.why do you think these girls are compete -ting over who gets to ask you the most questions?

2.with all this rain, do you like to jump around in puddles?

3.why do they say rain dogs and cats?

4.why not say owls and bungee cords?

5.do you know what you get when you cross and owl and a bungee cord?

6.whats the longest you've gone with out sleep?

7.if you died, would it take you 3 days to revive you?

8.would u use a pheonix down or water of life?

9.do you remember the ps9 commercial?

10.how many girls does it take to plug in a Wii ?

11.how many girls would want to play with your Wii at the same time?

12.how many guys would you let play with the Wii ?

13.do you think the Wii mote strap on is faulty?

14.whats your definition of a "Sensor Bar" ?

15.whats your definition of a "Vibrate function" ?

16.whats your definition of "battery operated" ?

17.would you really use the nintendo nunchuck like a real nunchuck?

18.what the heck is a "Gyro-scope" ?

19.Whats the difference between "handle with care" and "fragile" ?

20.what would you stick a "handle with care" sticker on?

21.what would you stick a "fragile" sticker on?

22.whats the last thing you remember that broke on you?

23.whats the last thing you remember that fixed ?

24.why do they say " dont fix it if it aint broke " ?

25.why do people feel "broke" during the holidays?

26.why is it called a "holy" day?

27.is there a holiday that doesnt deal with dead people or birthdays?

28.is it okay to have a 1/2 (half) birthday?

29.is it okay to have a count down timer for your 18th birthday?

30.would you rather be 18 or 21 ?

31.when was the last time you got pulled over?

32.has someone pulled the "wool over your eyes" ?

33.Why do the say " beauty is in the eye of the beholder " ?

34.have you ever seen a "beholder" from D&D?

35.Do you know what "D&D" stands for?

36.Do you know what "N.A.S.A" stands for?

37."F.B.I" stands for?

38."K.G.B" stands for?

39."U.S.A" stands for?

40."Wii" stands for?  ( i bet you do know this one LoL )

41.whats the best pizza topping ?

42.whats your definition of a "brain fart"?

43.what causes a "brain fart" ?

44.how would you cure "brain fart" ?

I think I'm out of questions, and i just temporary "blog diareaha"

45.whats causes "blog diareaha" ?

46.did i even spell "diareaha" right?

47.How do you spell it "diareaha" ?

48.is it "starve a cold" and "feed a flu" ?

49.are colored pillz fun to chew on?

50.whats the best vitamin out there?

51.if they good for you, should they be called "vitaMAX" ?

52.when was the last time someone pushed you into a pool?

53.the last time you attended a pool party?

54.the last time you attended a ski trip?

55.the last time you went on a road trip?

56.the last time you went on a boat trip?

57.the last time you went on a bike trip?

58.the last time you went on a hiking trip?

59.the last time you went on a "trip" ?

60.the last time someone made you fall and trip?

61.the last time you needed an energy drink?

62.the last time you say "Jerry stop asking effin questions!!!  :evil: " ?

63.the last time you might smack a Jerry?

64.the last time you REALLY REALLY wanted Jerry to stop asking questions?

65.will you forgive the Jerry for not numbering these questions?

66.to read easier, just answer between questions (so that you dont have to scroll up and down) would you do that?

67.do you regret that you ever started this thread?

68.would ppl like the Jerry, the Gubaba, and the Lady Karen be allowed to moar questions?

69.is this the end?
1. i really don't know, but this is the most fun i've had with this thread so far in a long time!
2. when i was a little kid, i would enjoy jumping around in puddles. nowadays, doing that puts you at risk for catching a cold, so i don't do that anymore.
3. i never figured out why people say that, but its not a big deal; its just a saying.
4. what do owls and bungee cords have in common?! NOTHING!
5. a very extreme bird.
6. sunday afternoon of fanime, all the way to monday afternoon. in other words: 30 hours!
7. lol, it would probably take somewhere along the lines of 10 minutes. why 10 minutes? because i need to have the OS reinstalled, and thats how long it would probably take.
8. mix them both. its more potent that way.
9. is that the one with the system doing my taxes and dumping the bod...i mean, the garbage down by the pier? no...of course i dont remember that.
10. none. we got it before they made it to the store.
11.  :lol: roll the dice to find out....
12. as long as its not my wii, go nuts.
13. no, its not faulty. i decided to break my wii strap intentionally, and it too a couple of good tugs to break the strap. anyone that ended up breaking the strap while playing the system is obviously not using it correctly, or putting to much effort in throwing that bowling ball.
14. something that has some sense.
15. look up "battery operated."
16. look up "vibrate function."
17. at high speeds, and if you super glue it to the wiimote, you could use it as a pretty good set of nunchucks.
18. something that can sense tilt, i think.
19. fragile= easily breakable. handle with care= DONT YOU DARE DROP IT OR WE ARE SCREWED! combining both= dont even bother handling it unless you are qualified to.
20. on a PS3 system.
21. a blu-ray player, lol.
22. a FMA watch i got at a con last year.
23. the PS2 i got for free.
24. they basically mean 'if theres nothing wrong with it, dont try to adjust it. leave it be."
25. two words: christmas shopping.
26. because some kid is gonna find a Wii in the living room in the morning, and hes gonna say 'HOLY ----!'
27. from what i can think of, no.
28. no, i dont think its okay. they just end up getting half a cake and half of their bike.
29. yea.
30. 21. why? two words: LAS VEGAS!!
31. never been. dont have a car, or my license...yet.
32. yea, they have.
33. not sure. i never understood that saying...probably because i have never had that moment.
34. no.
35. D&D= Dungeons & Dragons.
36. N.A.S.A= National Aeronautical Space Association.
37. F.B.I= Federal Bureau of Investigation, or "Federal ----- Inspector." the guys know what the second one is.
38. never figured out what K.G.B stood for.
39. do i have to answer this one?
40. yea, but whats the point of answering it then? it stands for **user disconnected**. that's what it REALLY stands for, and i won't repeat it again.
41. what else? pepperoni.
42. when you are trying to respond but you lose your 'train of thought', causing a slight momentary lapse of function.
43. refer to the previous answer.
44. a good smack on the noggin will clear things up easily.
45. you just answered your own question there, jerry.
46. nah, you didn't spell it right.
47. it spelled d-i-a-r-r-h-e-a.
48. yea, that sounds about right.
49. yup.
50. what else? flintstones vitamins!
51. that sounds like a power-up in a video game.
52. i've never pushed someone into a pool before.
53. never.
54. never.
55. a LOOOOOONG time ago.
56. never.
57. never.
58. never.
59. its been a while.
60. hasnt happened in ages...
61. probably three weeks ago.
62. thats gonna be a while; questions fuel the thread....
63. is that a new carnival game?!
64. that hasnt happened yet.
65. i fixed that. but yea, try to number them next time. it helps.
66. no. im accustomed to the way im doing this, so no.

67. i have not regretted that i started this thread. its gotten me through a couple of rough times ever since it started. its given me laughs, and also made me curious as to how you all are able to come up with the questions that you do. with that being said, i don't regret it. its also given me a little insight into some of you, i think.....i'm glad i started it.

68. keep on askin'. its fun to answer all of your quirky questions.
69. no. just like the 'Three-Word-Story' thread, this is not the end....
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Sucrose on December 21, 2006, 09:16:39 PM
Is it beginning to look a lot like Christmas?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 21, 2006, 09:54:16 PM
Quote from: "Sucrose"Is it beginning to look a lot like Christmas?
if you are stuck in Denver right now, oh yea....its definitely looking like Christmas over there, lol.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on December 23, 2006, 12:03:09 PM
1.Why does my newspaper bring the Sunday comics in the Saturday paper?
2.Did my mind just draw a blank again?
3.What is 2+2?
4.Why can't I remember anything anymore?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 23, 2006, 08:29:55 PM
Quote from: "Barnes"1.Why does my newspaper bring the Sunday comics in the Saturday paper?
2.Did my mind just draw a blank again?
3.What is 2+2?
4.Why can't I remember anything anymore?
wow, only a few questions this time. thats a good change of pace, lol.

1. o.O you get them on saturday instead of on sunday? man, thats peculiar. its probably easier for them to print them earlier, or something.
2. yea, i think your mind drew a blank again.
3. the answer for that is ****.
4. your mind is clearing itself so it can be ready to try and remember everything that is gonna happen in 2007.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on December 24, 2006, 04:43:12 PM
Is there a tradition/rule that ur suppose to get a kiss on NYE (new years eve) ?

if not a kiss, what kind of special moment would be awsome to have?

who would you share that awsome moment with?

did you need a 'spot' to have that moment with ?

would it require a couch, that you once slept on ?

would you need a comfortable blankey with that ?

with or without tongue hockey?  :shock:

is that one way to 'score' ?

how does one keep 'score' ?

would that be an 'awsome' way to ring in the new year?

Whats the first thing you want to do in 2007 ?

and finally, how awsome will Fanime2007 will be ?

rock on, happy holidays, and see you all soon before the year is out

and for years to come. Huz zah!
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 24, 2006, 10:01:49 PM
Quote from: "Jerry"1. Is there a tradition/rule that ur suppose to get a kiss on NYE (new years eve) ?

2. if not a kiss, what kind of special moment would be awsome to have?

3. who would you share that awsome moment with?

4. did you need a 'spot' to have that moment with ?

5. would it require a couch, that you once slept on ?

6. would you need a comfortable blankey with that ?

7. with or without tongue hockey?  :shock:

8. is that one way to 'score' ?

9. how does one keep 'score' ?

10. would that be an 'awsome' way to ring in the new year?

11. Whats the first thing you want to do in 2007 ?

12. and finally, how awsome will Fanime2007 will be ?

rock on, happy holidays, and see you all soon before the year is out

and for years to come. Huz zah!
1. from what i know of, i don't believe there is a tradition/rule that your supposed to get a kiss on NYE.
2, 3, 4. no one really knows what kind/type of special moment they want/like to have. we might have a general idea of what we want, but we never know for sure until that moment comes on by. you can feel when the moment arrives because it feels right.
5. lol, the couch...yea, i remember the couch. you probably don't need the couch.
6. i need a warm blankey.
7. i don't believe you need tongue hockey.
8. depends on how you like to 'score'.
9. with a scorecard, what else?
10. there are many awesome ways to ring in the new year...partying in las vegas...having fun in australia...the best awy is when you can celebrate the new year with those closest to you, and when you all can have a good time.
11. hopefully have a job and start working soon.
12. Fanime2007 will be very awesome, way better than last year.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 25, 2006, 09:19:57 PM
this is just a test. this message is being written the Wii!
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: mDuo13 on December 25, 2006, 11:52:58 PM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"this is just a test. this message is being written the Wii!
So excited that you forgot a word, eh?

Don't blame ya with that slow Wii typing thing. Here's to hoping they add a keyboard for use with it.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 26, 2006, 12:01:43 AM
Quote from: "mDuo13"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"this is just a test. this message is being written the Wii!
So excited that you forgot a word, eh?

Don't blame ya with that slow Wii typing thing. Here's to hoping they add a keyboard for use with it.
yea, i just noticed it. thank you for pointing out my bad wii typing. im really hoping that nintendo has some sense and decides to release a keyboard for the system. it could very easily hook up into one of the rear USB ports.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on December 26, 2006, 02:00:34 AM
Why do you have a face stubble and not a beard? :P

What should my Benicia avatar cosplay next?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 26, 2006, 02:02:09 AM
Quote from: "gmontem"Why do you have a face stubble and not a beard? :P

What should my Benicia avatar cosplay next?
think about it...would you REALLY want to see me with a full-grown beard?? i don't think so. actually, i haven't reached the point where im able to grow abeard, but i wouldn't want to anyways. don't like beards much.

make your benicia avatar look like K-Fed, or how some of us know him as, Fed-Ex.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on December 26, 2006, 07:48:46 PM
The Xbox 360 in my home makes a loud noise when it plays games. I can hear the noise all the way in here in opposite rooms.

1.What is causing the noise?
2.What can we do to stop it? (its so loud).
3.My brother might invest in a cooling fan thing for the 360. Would that help?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 26, 2006, 08:16:40 PM
Quote from: "Barnes"The Xbox 360 in my home makes a loud noise when it plays games. I can hear the noise all the way in here in opposite rooms.

1.What is causing the noise?
2.What can we do to stop it? (its so loud).
3.My brother might invest in a cooling fan thing for the 360. Would that help?
1. its the system. this is completely normal.
2. nothing.
3. no it wont help.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Sunara Ishi on December 26, 2006, 08:17:57 PM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "LadyKaren"
23.) Why have I never seen Tsubasa at a gathering without Sunaria?
23. one word: Transportation.
Lol. He's been at gatherings without me before.
Its a conspiracy. /gg
You want me out of the picture, don't you? D:

~~~~
Will I get the good ending? XD
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 26, 2006, 08:23:10 PM
Quote from: "Sunara Ishi"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "LadyKaren"
23.) Why have I never seen Tsubasa at a gathering without Sunaria?
23. one word: Transportation.
Lol. He's been at gatherings without me before.
Its a conspiracy. /gg
Will I get the good ending? XD
if you remembered to buy the golden donkey from the merchant before the final boss, then yes. if not, then you'll get the WTF?! ending.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Sunara Ishi on December 26, 2006, 08:24:28 PM
Err... let me fix that:

Will I get the good ending (in real life)?
Or will I have to rewind time? T.T
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: mDuo13 on December 26, 2006, 08:42:01 PM
Is Sunara's life turning into Groundhog Day?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Sucrose on December 26, 2006, 08:51:30 PM
Will I make my flight tomorrow without getting stuck at the border for seven hours?

(Otaku's just turned into everybody's Magic 8 Ball. XD)
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: mDuo13 on December 26, 2006, 08:52:13 PM
Quote from: "Sucrose"(Otaku's just turned into everybody's Magic 8 Ball. XD)
Wasn't that the point of this thread?

P.S. otaku, do you think a "Let mDuo13 Predict Your Future" thread is too similar to this one?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 26, 2006, 09:38:58 PM
Quote from: "Sunara Ishi"Err... let me fix that:

Will I get the good ending (in real life)?
Or will I have to rewind time? T.T
1. hmm...thats hard to say. i cannot tell you what ending you will get because i do not control your life, you do.
2. if you can figure out how to rewind time, let me know.

Quote from: "mDuo13"Is Sunara's life turning into Groundhog Day?
nah, not yet. it would really suck having to relive the same day over and over again....especially if that day was of you satnding in line for 12 hours in the cold trying to get a PS3 but you never did. now THAT would be hell living that moment over and over.

Quote from: "Sucrose"Will I make my flight tomorrow without getting stuck at the border for seven hours?

(Otaku's just turned into everybody's Magic 8 Ball. XD)
'..without gettign stuck at the border?' where are ya, in canada? all jokes aside, typically, if you can try and anticipate this, have some sort of backup plan ready. hopefully, you won't get stuck at the border.

*hears immigration truck*FREEZE!!
hey, i have papers, see?! what are y...OW! lemme go!! im a citizen, i tells ya!!!

Quote from: "mDuo13"
Quote from: "Sucrose"(Otaku's just turned into everybody's Magic 8 Ball. XD)
Wasn't that the point of this thread?

P.S. otaku, do you think a "Let mDuo13 Predict Your Future" thread is too similar to this one?
yea, thats another way to desribe this thread; Dr.O, trapped inside of a giant Magic 8 Ball. just don't shake me too much....

a "Let mDuo13 Predict Your Future" thread is somewhat similar in comparison. but you would be telling people their future, not answering their everyday questions. but depending on the outcome, it might just look like a spinoff thread. not trying to put your idea down in any way, but if you really wanna go ahead with it, then give it a shot.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Sucrose on December 26, 2006, 09:51:45 PM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "Sucrose"Will I make my flight tomorrow without getting stuck at the border for seven hours?

(Otaku's just turned into everybody's Magic 8 Ball. XD)
'..without gettign stuck at the border?' where are ya, in canada? all jokes aside, typically, if you can try and anticipate this, have some sort of backup plan ready. hopefully, you won't get stuck at the border.

*hears immigration truck*FREEZE!!
hey, i have papers, see?! what are y...OW! lemme go!! im a citizen, i tells ya!!!
Mexico, actually. *laugh* I guess if that does happen, we'll just have to figure something else out. We breezed on through on the way in last week, but that was at like 2 a.m. so who knows.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: LadyKaren on December 27, 2006, 08:09:42 AM
Your asking board's better.

Wait, that wasn't a question...

How much cooler is your board then his?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on December 27, 2006, 08:29:43 AM
does Dr O. like sushi?

would Dr. O be willing to try the MXSC? (most xtreme sushi challenge?)

What is Dr. O's half birthday?

i guess thats it for now.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on December 27, 2006, 11:31:38 AM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "Barnes"The Xbox 360 in my home makes a loud noise when it plays games. I can hear the noise all the way in here in opposite rooms.

1.What is causing the noise?
2.What can we do to stop it? (its so loud).
3.My brother might invest in a cooling fan thing for the 360. Would that help?
1. its the system. this is completely normal.
2. nothing.
3. no it wont help.

Are you 100% sure?
Have you heard the noise I am talking about at work?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 27, 2006, 07:51:41 PM
Quote from: "LadyKaren"Your asking board's better.

Wait, that wasn't a question...

How much cooler is your board then his?
its the one that set the standard for competitors. damn, that wasnt supposed to be an answer. oh,well...

well, seeing as how ther are now 3 new answer threads, one of them being more original than the other two, im not sure. i'll just let the 19 pages of weird, serious, and sometimes downright scary questions, and answers  speak for themselves.

besides...its Dr. O. who doesnt love a doctor that plays DDR, likes to cosplay, watches anime, and can kinda-sorta-really-needs-to-get-better-at-BS'ing his way through simple japanese words? you dont even need to think about the answer. you already know it.

for those of you that don't know the answer, please send a check of $1 and i will send you a package containing nothing in it except a piece of string so you can play around with it and figure out the answer that way.

Quote from: "Jerry"does Dr O. like sushi?

would Dr. O be willing to try the MXSC? (most xtreme sushi challenge?)

What is Dr. O's half birthday?

i guess thats it for now.
1. those that were in the fanichat when i responded to this already know. for those of you who weren't, i have never had sushi before, so i really don't know how it tastes. for the time being, i'm gonna say no.
2. nah, count me out.
3. my HALF-birthday?! what in the name of Cap'n Crunch is a half-birthday?!...*checks wikipedia*...ohh, so that's what it is. now that i know what a half-birthday is, it would be sometime in august, probably the 25th i guess.

Quote from: "Barnes"Are you 100% sure?
Have you heard the noise I am talking about at work
1. yea, im sure. one of the main reasons the XBOX360 is so loud is due in part to its hardware. i don't exactly remember its system specs, but it runs off of a "3 core CPU" system, which can get very hot very quickly. it needs powerful fans to cool it down.

there are two things about the 360 not many people know. when you are playing a game you downloaded from XBLA(xbox live arcade), like geometry wars: retro evolved, its only running on one of the three cores, so the noise is greatly, and i mean GREATLY reduced since only one fan is needed to cool it down, and its not running at high speed; same thing applies when watching a DVD, i think. this changes as soon as you pop in a game, for example Gears of War or Sonic. all of the cores are running at this point, which requires both fans to keep the system cooled. this is what causes the noise in your 360. so don't start thinkin your console is broken or something.

2.yes, i have heard the noise at work. it mostly got drowned out by all sound from the tvs though, so it wasnt a big deal for me, lol.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: LadyKaren on December 27, 2006, 09:31:44 PM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
for those of you that don't know the answer, please send a check of $1 and i will send you a package containing nothing in it except a piece of string so you can play around with it and figure out the answer that way.

Can I send you a check for a dollar and get the piece of string even if I know the answer?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 27, 2006, 09:47:35 PM
Quote from: "LadyKaren"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
for those of you that don't know the answer, please send a check of $1 and i will send you a package containing nothing in it except a piece of string so you can play around with it and figure out the answer that way.

Can I send you a check for a dollar and get the piece of string even if I know the answer?
the offer only applies to those that do not know the answer. those that just want the string even though they know the answer would end up going through coustomer service/tech support, and they can rack up your phone bill by putting you on hold for what seems like an eternity.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: MisakiFan41 on December 28, 2006, 02:48:46 AM
i'm thinking of a number between 1 - 50, what is it? ;D

do I have what it takes to dress better than gmontem this saturday? ;D

I found a kick ass manga but can't find it ;_; what should I do?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on December 28, 2006, 08:27:20 AM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
... you would end up going through coustomer service/tech support, and they can rack up your phone bill by putting you on hold for what seems like an eternity.

sounds like you've been up late night too on the phone...

what was the longest time you've been on the phone?

why were you on the phone for so long?

what did u do to past the time while waiting on the phone?

did ur ear start hurting while on the phone?

ever use speaker phone?

ever used two phones while both on speaker and get the "surround" sound effect?

ever accidentally put two phones to close together and get that really nasty feedback sound?

what other 'odd' things have happened to you while on the phone.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: mDuo13 on December 28, 2006, 08:35:35 AM
Have you played Wii? What do you think of it?

Do you have a DS Lite? What about a PSP?

Ever played Skies of Arcadia? If so, do you like the soundtrack?

Do you think Yuki Kajiura (http://www.jvcmusic.co.jp/kajiura/profile/img/photo.jpg) is hot?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on December 28, 2006, 07:32:43 PM
now that I have my wifi router...

Do you think I set it up correctly ?

Are people actually going to use it?

I wonder what kinds of things we should download into the Wii first?

Will you be sleeping in the same spot?

Whats a "hot Spot" ?

Do you think we'll be able to play up to 16 players in Mario Kart DS?

Do you think someone will beat Gubaba at Tetris DS?

Will someone throw a bowling ball into the wrong lane?

Who do you think will win the MXSC ? (most xtreme sushi challenge! )
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: BP! on December 28, 2006, 07:45:03 PM
Quote from: "Jerry"now that I have my wifi router...

Do you think I set it up correctly ?

Are people actually going to use it?

I wonder what kinds of things we should download into the Wii first?

Will you be sleeping in the same spot?

Whats a "hot Spot" ?

Do you think we'll be able to play up to 16 players in Mario Kart DS?

Do you think someone will beat Gubaba at Tetris DS?

Will someone throw a bowling ball into the wrong lane?

Who do you think will win the MXSC ? (most xtreme sushi challenge! )

I don't really want to take this from Otaku, but here's what I think in order.

- I have no idea.

- Oh yeah.

- Wii Browser, Gunstar Heroes, Super Star Soldier, Bonk's Adventure.

- Huh?

- A Wi-Fi hot spot is just a place where someone can connect to the internet without worrying about cost.

- Lemme check...Nope. Wi-Fi is 4 MAX. Single or Multi-Card is 8 MAX.

- Maybe, maybe not.

- Here's hoping it doesn't happen.

- No clue. I'm not placing any bets either.

Sorry if I took this one from you Otaku.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 28, 2006, 08:03:23 PM
Quote from: "MisakiFan41"i'm thinking of a number between 1 - 50, what is it? ;D

do I have what it takes to dress better than gmontem this saturday? ;D

I found a kick ass manga but can't find it ;_; what should I do?
1. 30.
2. seeing from your latest picture youve posted, yup. depends on what george shows up in.
3. as sad as this will sound: DO A BARREL ROLL!!!

Quote from: "Jerry"1.what was the longest time you've been on the phone?

2.why were you on the phone for so long?

3.what did u do to past the time while waiting on the phone?

4.did ur ear start hurting while on the phone?

5.ever use speaker phone?

6.ever used two phones while both on speaker and get the "surround" sound effect?

7.ever accidentally put two phones to close together and get that really nasty feedback sound?

8.what other 'odd' things have happened to you while on the phone.
1. approximately somewhere around 20 minutes or so.
2. was talkin to my dad.
3. nothing.
4. nope.
5. yea, ive used speaker phone.
6. no, ive yet to try that trick.
7. not yet.
8. i've never had any 'odd' things happen to me while on the phone.

Quote from: "mDuo13"Have you played Wii? What do you think of it?

Do you have a DS Lite? What about a PSP?

Ever played Skies of Arcadia? If so, do you like the soundtrack?

Do you think Yuki Kajiura is hot?
1. i have the Wii. i like it alot.
2. i have the regular DS. i would like to get a PSP though.
3. yea, i played SoA back when it originally came out on the Dreamcast. i freaking LOVED that game, i wish they would consider amking a sequel at least. yea, the soundtrack rocked.
4. i wouldn't say she's hot, but she looks nice.

Quote from: "BP!"Sorry if I took this one from you Otaku.
don't worry about it, its not like im gonna go berserk about it. now that i think about it, you just actually gave me a pretty funny idea for this thread, hehehe......
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on December 29, 2006, 04:10:53 PM
What would be your DREAM car?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 29, 2006, 05:09:54 PM
Quote from: "Jerry"What would be your DREAM car?
aw man, thats a toughie right there. right now i just want to have a car, i don't care what type it is. i need to get me my own set of wheels.

but in all general interest, the car i would like to have would either have to be a subaru, a honda, or a volkswagon.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: LadyKaren on December 30, 2006, 11:19:26 AM
Dear Dr. O, I'm half nakked and only in a towel. Would you like for me to pick you up now?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 30, 2006, 12:02:46 PM
Quote from: "LadyKaren"Dear Dr. O, I'm half nakked and only in a towel. Would you like for me to pick you up now?
yea, see this what i call a 'loaded question.' each answer is like a bullet in a chamber, and they are all waiting to shoot my head off.

i'll pick the less damaging route and say 'whatever you decide.'
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on December 30, 2006, 12:14:08 PM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"a 'loaded question.' each answer is like a bullet in a chamber, and they are all waiting to shoot my head off.

What do you mean by 'loaded' question?

Would Karen like to see something shoot off for the holidays?

Talk about how you'd end the year with a 'bang' ...  :shock:
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: mDuo13 on December 30, 2006, 01:54:28 PM
Russian Answer Roulette ftw?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 31, 2006, 12:43:39 AM
Quote from: "Jerry"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"a 'loaded question.' each answer is like a bullet in a chamber, and they are all waiting to shoot my head off.

What do you mean by 'loaded' question?

Would Karen like to see something shoot off for the holidays?

Talk about how you'd end the year with a 'bang' ...  :shock:
1. y'know what i mean. i could simply say 'yes, drive down here immediately!', but then i would sound rude, and that's not very nice. I could also say 'no, first put some clothes on and then get over here', but then i would lose all credibility with the guys. im trying to be as nice as possible.
2. to find that out, you'll need to ask karen herself. only she knows the answer to this question.
3. the only 'bang' i would like to hear is all the fun i have had with my friends this year, along with all of the memories i have had from all of the outings this year. i would never give up these memories for anything in the world, because i cherish them so.

Quote from: "mDuo13"Russian Answer Roulette ftw?
nah, russian answer roulette doesnt work well for me. maybe some other time...
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on December 31, 2006, 04:43:29 AM
Trap Question #3213767-- Bart Boy challenged me to a dress up challenge for Jerry-Con but I never accepted it. Had I accepted, who would have won? XP
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 31, 2006, 05:51:42 AM
Quote from: "gmontem"Trap Question #3213767-- Bart Boy challenged me to a dress up challenge for Jerry-Con but I never accepted it. Had I accepted, who would have won? XP
depens on what each of you would have used.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on December 31, 2006, 12:27:39 PM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "gmontem"Trap Question #3213767-- Bart Boy challenged me to a dress up challenge for Jerry-Con but I never accepted it. Had I accepted, who would have won? XP
depens on what each of you would have used.
It would have been based on what we wore yesterday.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on February 09, 2007, 05:15:07 PM
Are you gonna miss the backup forums that mDuo made?
What should I do this year?
Should I go to EVO (the game tournament) this year?
Should I go to Ozzfest (the Metal festival) this year?
Should I go to ConXtreme or Anime Expo?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on February 09, 2007, 07:15:33 PM
Quote from: "Barnes"Are you gonna miss the backup forums that mDuo made?
What should I do this year?
Should I go to EVO (the game tournament) this year?
Should I go to Ozzfest (the Metal festival) this year?
Should I go to ConXtreme or Anime Expo?
1. as simple as they were, yea im gonna miss the backup forums. good times...
2. im gonna guess this is a three-part question, so i'll answer accordingly:

*if you are good enough, and if you can get to EVO, the go.
*are you senile?! OF COURSE YOU SHOULD GO TO OZZFEST!! i went last year and it made my summer. it made a nasty sunburn as well, so take sunscreen.
*well, seeing as i have never been to AX and this is ConXtreme's inaugural year, im not sure about this. if you can afford both, go to both. if they conflict with each other time-wise, ummm....flip a coin, and see what happens.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Asa_Gohan on February 09, 2007, 07:15:39 PM
I drank all of my apple juice. What should I do now Dx
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gubaba on February 10, 2007, 04:22:05 AM
What game(s) would you suggest getting for a nintendo DS?

What is your favorite evil beast to battle?

Do you have any arch-nemesises?

What is your idea of an ideal breakfast?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on February 10, 2007, 10:51:12 PM
Quote from: "Asa_Gohan"I drank all of my apple juice. What should I do now Dx
find some apples and beat them up for not being part of your juicy juice.

Quote from: "gubaba"What game(s) would you suggest getting for a nintendo DS?

What is your favorite evil beast to battle?

Do you have any arch-nemesises?

What is your idea of an ideal breakfast?
1. suggestions are mario kart, jump ultimate stars(which appears to be THE game right now), castlevania, uuhhhh.....i dont know what else is good. i havent bought a ds game in a long-ass time. the only ds game i have is mario kart.
2. in-game: the one that takes you a long time to defeat, therefore making it more worthwhile when you win. in real-life: (unknown)
3. any arch-nemesiseseesiseeeisisessiesesseiess? nope, none that i can think of.
4. my idea of an ideal breakfast is the one with all of your favorite breakfast foods. in other words, my ideal breakfast is goin to dennys or IHOP, lol.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on February 10, 2007, 11:54:57 PM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"3. any arch-nemesiseseesiseeeisisessiesesseiess? nope, none that i can think of.
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Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on February 11, 2007, 12:17:38 AM
Quote from: "gmontem"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"3. any arch-nemesiseseesiseeeisisessiesesseiess? nope, none that i can think of.
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i.....must....kill...you....now.....george.....


seriouslly, i laughed so hard when i saw that. i guess he is my arch-nemesis, now that i think about it. but still, extreme ROFL. :lol:
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gubaba on February 11, 2007, 01:10:54 AM
ROFLMAO. OH SNAP. DR. PHIL!!
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on February 11, 2007, 01:49:41 AM
Dr. O, I will dress up for you for your bday gathering. <3 What shirt color would you like me to wear-- white, red, or blue? ~_^
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on February 11, 2007, 11:55:55 AM
I considering running an F-Zero console tourney.
Should I try?
Which F-Zero game?
2 or 4 player?
What prizes should I give to the 1st,2nd and 3rd placers?
Where should I run it?
How many people would actually show up?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on February 13, 2007, 12:39:08 AM
I am changing my last time. Should I wait until the brunt of my finacial issues are settled, like sometime near the end of next month...or just go ahead and change it at the end of this month?

>_> I am tired of recieving mail, and important mail, phone calls and people talking to me assuming that I don't speak ENGLISH!!! -_-''
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on February 13, 2007, 11:03:36 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"Dr. O, I will dress up for you for your bday gathering. <3 What shirt color would you like me to wear-- white, red, or blue? ~_^
dude, that doesnt matter to me. im sure that whatever you wear will be awesome. just be you.

Quote from: "Barnes"I'm considering running an F-Zero console tourney.
Should I try?
Which F-Zero game?
2 or 4 player?
What prizes should I give to the 1st,2nd and 3rd placers?
Where should I run it?
How many people would actually show up?
1. if you are confident enough, go ahead.
2. F-Zero GX
3. 4 player
4. 1st place: $30, 2nd: $15, 3rd: $10.
5. find a place thats big enough and work your way from there.
6. if you annouce it well enough, id say maybe at least 15 or 20 ppl.

Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"I am changing my last time. Should I wait until the brunt of my finacial issues are settled, like sometime near the end of next month...or just go ahead and change it at the end of this month?

>_> I am tired of recieving mail, and important mail, phone calls and people talking to me assuming that I don't speak ENGLISH!!! -_-''
take care of the more important things first, which are finances and the such. as annoying as this sounds, it can wait.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: LadyKaren on February 14, 2007, 10:45:05 AM
Will you be my Valentine? ^.^
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on February 14, 2007, 11:00:40 AM
what did u want for your Bday?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on February 14, 2007, 12:22:28 PM
Quote from: "LadyKaren"Will you be my Valentine? ^.^
even though v-day is a bit overrated...yea, sure. it'll be fun actually having a valentine for once, lol.

Quote from: "jerry"what did you want for your B-day?
i dont know, but im sure whatever you get will be cool. don't stress over it.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gubaba on February 14, 2007, 01:23:00 PM
damn it karen beat me rofl XD

OH WELL C'EST LA VIE!!!

what type of chocolate do you like? White? Dark? Milk?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Asa_Gohan on February 14, 2007, 03:01:34 PM
What is love? Baby dont hurt me..Dont hurt me...No more
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on February 14, 2007, 03:22:11 PM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "LadyKaren"Will you be my Valentine? ^.^
even though v-day is a bit overrated...yea, sure. it'll be fun actually having a valentine for once, lol.
Aww how cute.
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Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on February 14, 2007, 07:44:28 PM
Quote from: "gubaba"damn it karen beat me rofl XD

OH WELL C'EST LA VIE!!!

what type of chocolate do you like? White? Dark? Milk?
i dont know what the rules are to v-day, but the more the merrier, or something. i like milk chocolate, and sometimes white. i dont like dark chocolate much.

Quote from: "Asa_Gohan"What is love? Baby dont hurt me..Dont hurt me...No more
what does your heart tell you? theres your answer.

Quote from: "gomontem"Aww how cute.
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how did i know you would do something like this, gmo?

very much rofl.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on February 14, 2007, 08:32:24 PM
I wonder what you two were both thinking during that picture...?

captions or thought bubbles please!!!??!?!?!?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on February 14, 2007, 09:59:49 PM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"i like milk chocolate, and sometimes white. i dont like dark chocolate much.
*Darth Vader NOOOOOOO!* Dude you fail. Dark chocolate FTW. =[
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: MisakiFan41 on February 14, 2007, 10:18:04 PM
Will the Sharks come home with Lord Stanley's cup this year!? =D

What is the one thing I should bring to the zoo this saturday?

Would it be safe to way that I like cheese? =D
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on February 14, 2007, 10:28:35 PM
Quote from: "Jerry"I wonder what you two were both thinking during that picture...?

captions or thought bubbles please!!!??!?!?!?
you really wanna know what was going through my brain at that time? here it is: NOTHING.
my mind was a complete and utter blank, i kid you not.

Quote from: "MisakiFan41"Will the Sharks come home with Lord Stanley's cup this year!? =D

What is the one thing I should bring to the zoo this saturday?

Would it be safe to say that I like cheese? =D
1. the sharks look pretty good this year. they made it pretty close last time around, so i think they have a good shot.
2. animal crackers. that way you can feed the animals their own kind, making them cannibals, lol.
3. vegans aside, who doesnt like cheese? i know i do.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on February 15, 2007, 11:26:09 PM
when was the last time you've been the Santa Cruz beach board walk?

do you like clam chowder?

Who do I have to pay/bribe to have you attend the gathering on 2/24 ?

Do you swim?

what kind of bathing suit would you wear?

what kind of awsome activites are the best to do at the beach?

Dont you hate it when you get sand in your shoes?

Should that mean we should wear "sand-les" instead?

Or are you a bare foot type of person?

Ever been buried in the sand?

Would Karen have permission to bury you in the sand?

Should I be buried in the sand with you?

Should we try to "kidnap" all the birthday boys and girls of Feb and go swiming in our "birth day suits" ?

In your definition, what is a "birthday suit" ? what should it look like?

do you ever remembering needing to wear a suit on your birthday?

Would you ever want someone to pop out of a cake for you?

would you still eat the cake after someong popping out of it?

would a "pop -tart" be a good type of cake?

Do you like ice cream cake?

What kind if image / display would be cool on a cake?

Ever remembering have an "odd" or "unique" shaped cake?

What was the BEST birthday gift you've ever gotten?

What was the WORST birthday gift you've ever gotten?

would you ever re-gift a birthday gift?

on average, how much $$$ would you get on your bday?

Would you save or spend the $$$ ?

What was the most expensive item you've ever gotten with bday money?

should there be a $$$ limit on how much people should spend on you?

should I really let people get me gifts on my bday?

should DLZ, really get me a stripper?

do you think DLZ would actually hire a stripper?

would the girls think less of me if a stripper really shows up?

Arent there enough people already gonna be in bathing suits at the beach?

Should we try to find a nude beach?

How about building a sand castle?

Ever been to a REAL castle?

if you had the $$$, would you buy a real castle?

how many secret rooms or path ways would you want built?

how many secret rooms do you already have right now?  :wink:

what awsome stuff would you hide/store in a secret hideout?

would this room be protected by an Elite security system?

Wouldnt it be awsome to be an "ELITE BEAT AGENT" ?

What would you EBA name be?

if you could have legit (actually good singing and dancing) EBA perform for you, what song would it be?

Would you rather have the ELITE BEAT DIVAS perform for you instead?

What smexy song would you have the EBD peform?  :wink:

if you had a car, would you take it to the "CAR WASH YEAH" ?

Would a SNICKERS bar actually satisfy you?

What would be the BESTEST candy or candy bar out there.

Whats an old school candy that you remember but you havent seen anyone sell in a really really really long time? Describe it if you dont remember the name.

in the gaming world, I noticed that theres not much going on... Why do you think that is?

Do you still play with your Wii?

If I dont play with my Wii enough, what should I do?

Would this be considered a personal problem?

Should I see a nintendo guru specialist?

I wonder what a nintendo specialist's name would be?

I think ive ranted enough questions for one night, whats my question total?

Darn, I didnt beat my old record of 69. How did I know that?

Do you think that the girls may try to beat that record?

I look forward to that, would you be okay being flooded with questions?

Thats awsome. and finally, shouldnt we be doing something better with our time?

Yup. Thats what I thought too.

Good night.  8)
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on February 16, 2007, 12:56:13 AM
Quote from: "Jerry"*question assault edited for it being too much to read*
oh wow, its beean a while since someone's left a question barrage. looks like i got some work to do *breaks out shotgun* time to hunt me some answers! just gotta make sure i dont accidentaly shoot dick cheney this time, lol.

1. the last time i have been to the santa cruz boardwalk was........ohdamn, i dont even remember. i was just a wee little kid back then; it was a long time ago, i know that much.

2. ive never had it before, nerither have i had clams before. oh well, theres a first time for everything (if you count a california rool as sushi, then i have finally had sushi).

3.whats about a pay/bribe?! you dont have to do that. like previous times, if i have transport, im game.

4. i dont swim very well. i can float pretty good.

5. im not the 'bathing suit' wearing type.

6. sand castle building, beach volleyball (sorry, no DOA girls this time), frisbee, other stuff.

7. i despise getting sand in my shoes.

8. sandles are good for sand, lol.

9. as long as i get dug back up, then yes.

10. yea, lets bury you. then we can find the lost jerry treasure, ROFL.

11. you can try, but you'll never be able to "catch'em all".

12. birthday suit: you know already, so take your mind out of the gutter.

13. i have never worn a suit on my birthday.

14. yea, as long as they have a jet-pack strapped to their back, and they literally fly out of the cake.

15. depends on the cake.

16. pop-tart does not equal cake. you fail. DO BETTER!

17.ice cream cake = mmm

18. waht kind of image? the numbers to the winning lottery ticket.

19. no, i have never had a "odd" cake.

20. i always get money, so that's probably it.

21. getting nothing.

22. i would never re-gift a gift. too damn nice to do that to anyone.

23. on average, i would get about $40 bucks.

24. spend it.

25. hmm....probably a video game.

26. i dont like people going overboard for a gift. the most reasonable price for a gift should cost no less than $20 and no more than $35-40.

27. if they want to get you something, let them. even if you say no, they already did.

28. he could if he wanted, but don't let him. it will scare the kids.

29. refer to the last answer.

30. ask them and find out.

31. its the beach, during winter. think about it.

32. don't even think about it.

33. a crappy sand castle, YAY!

34. does the castle at disneyland count?? if not, then no.

35. oh yea.

36. as many as can fit.

37. i have ZERO secret rooms.

38. if i told you, then it would take away from it being secret.

39. if that was a real job, i would take it in a second.

40. dunno. make one up for me.

41. song, eh? i'll get back to you on that one.

42. lol, definitely.

43. do they HAVE to sing?

44. i would take it to the car wash, yeah!

45. snickers bar?! GIMME GIMME GIMME!!

46. bestest candy/candy bar? either snickers bar, twix, or reeses' pieces.

47. old school candy, eh? its not reaaly THAT old, but fruit-a-burst gum.

48. yea, ive noticed that too. generally, the beginning of the year, most companies dont wanna risk losses on games, which is usually why we always see the 'IT' titles out around halfway in the year, and afer that its a steady stream of games. dont get me wrong; there's still some good stuff coming out during the first quarter: god of war 2, super paper mario, mario party, GTA: vice city stories for the ps2, Shining Force EXA, and many others. the games that are gonna sell faster than the new elmo dool are of course Halo 3, Smash bros. brawl, metroid prime 3, GTA IV, and other titles i dont remember at the moment.


my line is about to die so looks like this will be a two-parter this time. the rest of the questions shall be answered tomorrow.

Until Then...
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on February 16, 2007, 08:52:30 PM
my line is back up and running (thank god!), which means i can continue picking the strips of meat off of jerry's bucket 'o questions. now where was i?

...oh yea, i remember now! *grabs answer cannon* READY...AIM......hey, what happened? why won't it fire? thats the last time i buy a cannon from the flea market!

49. yea, i still play with my wii.

50. see a physician. you might have wii-rectile dysfunction, LOL.

51. no, it couldnt be considered a personal problem. most likely, your daily responsibilities are being put forward instead of playing with the wii. that, and there isnt a game out yet that can literally cause you to play the thing nonstop. and online games arent out yet; thats another factor.

52. you dont need them. they're not qualified.

53. probably Mark, or Adam. no offense to the marks or adams of the world.

54. well, seeing as how this is answer #54, i havent yet finished the whole set. just need to get through five more dungeons and earn the The Dark Staff of Bloodkilling, ROFL.

55. because you just do. and because the FBI is monitoring your question totals. they know things....

56. dude, they started the whole "dump a ton of questions on my small, fragile body, crushing it in the process" trend; they will most definitely beat your record.

57. in all seriousness, i have so much fun just reading everyone's insane posts. they are good for a laugh. then i respond to them; thats when i have the most fun.

58. what else is there to do? like im gonna go out and paint a masterpiece, or run for president, or try to launch myself from one side of the country to the other using only a pack of rubber bands, a parachute, some bottle rockets, a paper clip, and a piece of string.

Keep 'em coming!!
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on February 17, 2007, 03:10:01 AM
so if Karen were to bend you over and start smacking your behind (if it was officially your bday)....

how many smacks ?

And is Karen allowed to pick you up and only wearing a towel again?  :shock:

Do you think Karen is gonna smack me for asking these questions?

Will I survive the night/day/night?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on February 17, 2007, 09:55:14 PM
More on the F-Zero GX tourney:

Should I ban the following:
-Snaking (Too cheap)?
-Custom machines (Some go waaaaaay too fast for other machines)?
-Phantom Road (Too easy to fall off)?

Should I say "recover allowed" or "fall of the course and lose"? (I forgot what its called)
Should it be single, or double elimination?

Whats your first name?(mine is Kevin, nice to meet you)
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Asa_Gohan on February 17, 2007, 10:30:23 PM
Whos your favorite SSBM character :3
Whats your favorite stage?
Wanna Money Match me for a dollar?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on February 18, 2007, 04:15:13 AM
so since i missed out. I heard Dr. O got the best sugar rush (possibly of his life?)

So i heard there was cake and Oreo pie: which was better?

Is Tomoyo is good baker/producer of sweet tasti-ness?

so... is it all about the white stuff in the middle of an oreo?

Are the majority of my post pointless?

Should I post lest and stop being a bad emo spammer?

Would u like another hug?

Would anonymous man approve?

Would anyone object?

I need to finally sleep. (not a question but end of mine for now...)
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Sunara Ishi on February 18, 2007, 09:28:49 PM
How do I unstick a vanity drawer without breaking it? O.o? (antique furniture.... ~coughs~)
That stupid hand-mirror got stuck in it back in middle school... T.T
Is there any good bendable things I could use to go through the gap in the back to apply pressure on the handle that is sticking up?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on February 18, 2007, 10:47:42 PM
Quote from: "Jerry"so if Karen were to bend you over and start smacking your behind (if it was officially your bday)....

how many smacks ?
well, i am turning 21....
Quote from: "Jerry"And is Karen allowed to pick you up and only wearing a towel again?  :shock:
that hasnt happened before.
Quote from: "Jerry"Do you think Karen is gonna smack me for asking these questions?
its highly possible...
Quote from: "Jerry"Will I survive the night/day/night?
good luck with that.

Quote from: "Barnes"More on the F-Zero GX tourney:

Should I ban the following:
-Snaking (Too cheap)?
-Custom machines (Some go waaaaaay too fast for other machines)?
-Phantom Road (Too easy to fall off)?

Should I say "recover allowed" or "fall of the course and lose"? (I forgot what its called)
Should it be single, or double elimination?

Whats your first name?(mine is Kevin, nice to meet you)
ban snaking, custom machines, leave all tracks open, have recover allowed, and let it be double elimination.

and in case you didnt hear everyone using religion as comedy yesterday, the name's Jesus.

Quote from: "Asa_Gohan"Whos your favorite SSBM character :3
Whats your favorite stage?
Wanna Money Match me for a dollar?
fav characters are mario, link, pikachu, and kirby.
i like all the stages.
i would probably lose so much money...

Quote from: "Jerry"so since i missed out. I heard Dr. O got the best sugar rush (possibly of his life?)
you make it sound alot better than it was.

Quote from: "Jerry"So i heard there was cake and Oreo pie: which was better?
they were both equally good

Quote from: "Jerry"Is Tomoyo is good baker/producer of sweet tasti-ness?
oh yea...

Quote from: "Jerry"so... is it all about the white stuff in the middle of an oreo?
the oreo as a whole is good. dont leave the biscuits out.

Quote from: "Jerry"Are the majority of my post pointless?
so not true.

Quote from: "Jerry"Should I post lest and stop being a bad emo spammer?
dont even think about it.

Quote from: "Jerry"Would u like another hug?
i got glomped from both directions. i never saw it coming.

Quote from: "Jerry"Would anonymous man approve?
probably.

Quote from: "Jerry"Would anyone object?

I need to finally sleep. (not a question but end of mine for now...)
not that i can think of.

Quote from: "Sunara Ishi"How do I unstick a vanity drawer without breaking it? O.o? (antique furniture.... ~coughs~)
That stupid hand-mirror got stuck in it back in middle school... T.T
Is there any good bendable things I could use to go through the gap in the back to apply pressure on the handle that is sticking up?
1. with a lot of effort.
2. try something flexible, like a clotheshanger.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: MisakiFan41 on February 19, 2007, 10:39:39 PM
1: "What's the difference between a mallod with a cold & you?" - Sean Connery

2: What's this week's letter?

3: Where are my boots? >>

4: Why can't Fanime come faster? D=
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on February 19, 2007, 10:58:22 PM
just so everyone knows this, im gonna try a new format of answering questions for the next couple of weeks. the answers will be placed within your quote, but the answers will be in bold font so you can easily spot them, and therefore avoid the 'where are the answers?' complaints. gotta keep you all happy as easily as possible. here we go...

Quote from: "MisakiFan41"1: "What's the difference between a mallod with a cold & you?" - Sean Connery
do you mean mallard, like a duck? the difference is i'm not on the dinner menu at Chez Quack. apologies to the animal rights people. dont throw paint at me, please.
2: What's this week's letter?
this week's letter is the letter F.
3: Where are my boots? >>
your boots are either in one of three places: in your closet, under your bed, or at the bottom of a jar of pickles.
4: Why can't Fanime come faster? D=
if it did, then it would be gone alot quicker, and this would just keep on going in an infinite circle, now wouldn't it?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: LadyKaren on February 20, 2007, 09:58:10 AM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "Jerry"so if Karen were to bend you over and start smacking your behind (if it was officially your bday)....

how many smacks ?
well, i am turning 21....
Quote from: "Jerry"And is Karen allowed to pick you up and only wearing a towel again?  :shock:
that hasnt happened before.
Quote from: "Jerry"Do you think Karen is gonna smack me for asking these questions?
its highly possible...
Quote from: "Jerry"Will I survive the night/day/night?
good luck with that.

JERRY! WTH. wth.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on February 23, 2007, 05:50:51 PM
Quote from: "LadyKaren"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "Jerry"so if Karen were to bend you over and start smacking your behind (if it was officially your bday)....

how many smacks ?
well, i am turning 21....
Quote from: "Jerry"And is Karen allowed to pick you up and only wearing a towel again?  :shock:
that hasnt happened before.
Quote from: "Jerry"Do you think Karen is gonna smack me for asking these questions?
its highly possible...
Quote from: "Jerry"Will I survive the night/day/night?
good luck with that.

JERRY! WTH. wth.

that wasnt in the form of a question?

Dr. O is she allowed to do that?

is a shameless bump back to page 1 bad?

is another shameless plug for my gathering bad?

how do i repay the awsome ppl getting me handmade gifts or EXTREMELY thoughtful gifts?

Am i really Ageless and Timeless as ppl say I am?

How old SHOULD I TURN?

Whats your fruits basket sign? (chinese zodiac character?)

would you think it was cool if u could morph into said animal?

Whats your opinion of moe?

What about the 3 stooges moe?

How many moes does it take to moe a moe?

Will you make it to Santa Cruz?

Will it require a 'miracle' ?

Could i get a super big cake?

Could i have a cute girl pop out!?

How about another hug?

If someone bought me a lotto ticket and I won, would it be awsome?

Would u buy me a lottery ticket?

Do you believe in luck?


Less than 16 hours, hope to see ya there Dr. O

We'll celebrate another birthday since it hasnt come around yet.

I wanna see you on energy drinks this time, would that be ok?  :wink:
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on February 23, 2007, 10:07:02 PM
Quote from: "Jerry"that wasnt in the form of a question?
thats what it looked like.
Dr. O is she allowed to do that?
i do make exceptions sometimes.
is a shameless bump back to page 1 bad?
well, that depends.[/b]
is another shameless plug for my gathering bad?
we've all given our own share of shameless plugs, so its okay.
how do i repay the awsome ppl getting me handmade gifts or EXTREMELY thoughtful gifts?
you don't. that's why they are called gifts
Am i really Ageless and Timeless as ppl say I am?
it appears to be that way
How old SHOULD I TURN?
turn to the left, now turn to the right, now SLIDE!
Whats your fruits basket sign? (chinese zodiac character?)
my sign is the tiger. kinda cool,eh?
would you think it was cool if u could morph into said animal?
definitely
Whats your opinion of moe?
always in moderation.
What about the 3 stooges moe?
dude, it's all about curly.
How many moes does it take to moe a moe?
don't ask me. ask moe.
Will you make it to Santa Cruz?
50/50 chance of that happening. you'll know by end of tonight.
Will it require a 'miracle' ?
i'm not sure what your definition of 'miracle' is, but i could use a bunch of those right about now.
Could i get a super big cake?
do you want one?!
Could i have a cute girl pop out!?
ROFL. sure, why not?
How about another hug?
if im not there, someone else willl have to hug you in my place.
If someone bought me a lotto ticket and I won, would it be awsome?
man, do you have any idea how freaking awesome that would be?!
Would u buy me a lottery ticket?
i'm old enough, so yea.
Do you believe in luck?
actually, yes. i do believe in luck, but i believe that it takes awhile for one's luck to accumulate itself before it can be used wisely. after that, you have no luck, and it slowly accumulates itself again.

Less than 16 hours, hope to see ya there Dr. O
same here.
We'll celebrate another birthday since it hasnt come around yet.
LOL to that
I wanna see you on energy drinks this time, would that be ok?  :wink:
ive been on energy drinks before, so i don't think you'll end up seeing much.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on February 27, 2007, 12:42:09 AM
In that video you recently posted why did the trailer shake? D:
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on February 27, 2007, 12:51:00 AM
Quote from: "gmontem"In that video you recently posted why did the trailer shake? D:
oh, you mean the most rocking-est van in all of santa cruz? trust me when i say that if i knew, i would tell you.

as far as i can remember, we're on our way leaving santa cruz, when we see this church van alongside us. not sure why, but they're all screaming and stuff (i think they were drunk from all the clam chowder, LOL). as soon as we got to a red light, the van was a few cars behind us (as shown in the clip), and they just started to rock it back and forth. that was probably the funniest thing i have ever seen while in santa cruz. i guess northwest church knows how to have a good time, rofl.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Makou on February 27, 2007, 01:49:29 AM
What characteristics would you find most attractive in your lover and why?
... What? I'm supposed to ask you a question, right?

Would you join the Red Army?
Would you join the Green Army?
Would you have it with a pie?
Would you rather die?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on February 27, 2007, 01:23:39 PM
I won an MVC2 toruney at GameCrazy a few days ago.
What should I spend my giftcard on?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on February 27, 2007, 09:26:53 PM
Quote from: "Makou"What characteristics would you find most attractive in your lover and why?
... What? I'm supposed to ask you a question, right?
yea, you're supposed to ask me a question, and that fits the bill right there. this question sounds very similar to one a answered a while back, but its asked somewhat differently, so i'll respond accordingly: characteristics i would probably find most attractive are.....aw nuts, i actually can't think of any. trust me, im not trying to avoid the question, i really can't think of any characteristics. once i figure them out, i'll let you know.
Would you join the Red Army?
Would you join the Green Army?
aw, can't i join them both?! green army has good medical, and red army has paid vacations!! i don't wanna choose!!
Would you have it with a pie?
oh yea, i like me some pie!! especially pumpkin pie!!
Would you rather die?
no way. not without my pie.

Quote from: "Barnes"I won an MVC2 toruney at GameCrazy a few days ago.
What should I spend my giftcard on?
what else? GAMES!!
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on February 28, 2007, 12:55:59 AM
Sorry for the double post everyone, but this time its needed.


As most of you know already, i am currently in the process of finding/getting a new job. what this means to you all is that you will not see me as often as you regularly do. Basically, it means this:

Until further notice, i will be gone from the boards, get-togethers, and the usual stuff. in laymans' terms, i'm gonna be "Missing in Action."

i will return. when that is; i don't know. it's all up to chance.

any and all questions that are posted here will remain unanswered until i come back.

after this saturday, dont bother trying to get ahold of me; i probably won't respond.

if you want to help, my email is in my profile. i will be checking that, and that alone.

I hope to return soon. Until Then,

Farewell.

NOTE: this is not a joke. this is serious.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: LadyKaren on February 28, 2007, 09:36:38 AM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"Sorry for the double post everyone, but this time its needed.


As most of you know already, i am currently in the process of finding/getting a new job. what this means to you all is that you will not see me as often as you regularly do. Basically, it means this:

Until further notice, i will be gone from the boards, get-togethers, and the usual stuff. in laymans' terms, i'm gonna be "Missing in Action."

i will return. when that is; i don't know. it's all up to chance.

any and all questions that are posted here will remain unanswered until i come back.

after this saturday, dont bother trying to get ahold of me; i probably won't respond.

if you want to help, my email is in my profile. i will be checking that, and that alone.

I hope to return soon. Until Then,

Farewell.

NOTE: this is not a joke. this is serious.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOOOO
oOOoooOOOooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *breathes* OOoooooOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOo
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo....!


Okay, now that that's done. Otakui, you may think you can run, you may think you can hide, but I will appear at your house at 9:30 at night yet again, just to get a hug. Sides, I have your number - We'll do lunch.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gubaba on February 28, 2007, 02:13:30 PM
:(
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: MisakiFan41 on February 28, 2007, 02:59:13 PM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"Sorry for the double post everyone, but this time its needed.


As most of you know already, i am currently in the process of finding/getting a new job. what this means to you all is that you will not see me as often as you regularly do. Basically, it means this:

Until further notice, i will be gone from the boards, get-togethers, and the usual stuff. in laymans' terms, i'm gonna be "Missing in Action."

i will return. when that is; i don't know. it's all up to chance.

any and all questions that are posted here will remain unanswered until i come back.

after this saturday, dont bother trying to get ahold of me; i probably won't respond.

if you want to help, my email is in my profile. i will be checking that, and that alone.

I hope to return soon. Until Then,

Farewell.

NOTE: this is not a joke. this is serious.

The Doctor is "Out"

:cry:

this was my favorite thread ever!!!
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Crazy_Saiko on February 28, 2007, 03:03:05 PM
Quote from: "LadyKaren"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "Jerry"so if Karen were to bend you over and start smacking your behind (if it was officially your bday)....

how many smacks ?
well, i am turning 21....
Quote from: "Jerry"And is Karen allowed to pick you up and only wearing a towel again?  :shock:
that hasnt happened before.
Quote from: "Jerry"Do you think Karen is gonna smack me for asking these questions?
its highly possible...
Quote from: "Jerry"Will I survive the night/day/night?
good luck with that.

JERRY! WTH. wth.
May i smack Jerry and make chinese eggrolls out of him?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on February 28, 2007, 07:24:14 PM
Quote from: "Crazy_Saiko"
Quote from: "LadyKaren"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "Jerry"so if Karen were to bend you over and start smacking your behind (if it was officially your bday)....

how many smacks ?
well, i am turning 21....
Quote from: "Jerry"And is Karen allowed to pick you up and only wearing a towel again?  :shock:
that hasnt happened before.
Quote from: "Jerry"Do you think Karen is gonna smack me for asking these questions?
its highly possible...
Quote from: "Jerry"Will I survive the night/day/night?
good luck with that.

JERRY! WTH. wth.
May i smack Jerry and make chinese eggrolls out of him?

um... wth?

and you wonder why I can't answer any of my questions...

We'll miss ya Dr. O

*** hides back under card board box ***

I'm not here either...

* Shhhh. **
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: LadyKaren on March 01, 2007, 10:54:29 AM
I feel so alone without Otakui...

How will all my questions get answered?

I will never know what socks I should wear?
Or what the time is on the moon?
Or anything!

I cant make choices by myself.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: YoureMyHiro on March 01, 2007, 11:21:31 AM
Quote from: "LadyKaren"I feel so alone without Otakui...

How will all my questions get answered?

I will never know what socks I should wear?
Or what the time is on the moon?
Or anything!

I cant make choices by myself.

1. Ill answer them for you.
2. Wear the white ones, if you dont own white ones, buy some.
3. Google it.

Question: Where the hell can I find the MINI version of the old school HomeRun Pies? I know they exist.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 04, 2007, 11:23:03 PM
note: this is a stupid rant, and i need to spout off some steam. don't pay attention it.


well, these last few days have given me time to reflect on alot of things, like why i decided to literally push myself away from everyone. its probably one of the stupidest decisions i've made in a while, and i really can't come up with a reason to justify it, i really can't. i guess i had a point of emoness during the week.

i've figured out that i don't need to push myself away from everyone just for the sake of doing nothing but trying to find a job on the internet for 6-8 hours everyday for the major part of this week. i actually found myself looking at the boards but not logging in. i think the emoness started off sometime last weekend (i can pretty much pinpoint where and when it started), but im getting over it now.

well, now that i have gotten that off my chest, im back.

i hope i didnt worry anyone, and from what ive seen, it looks like you guys had fun reviving some really, REALLY old threads.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on March 04, 2007, 11:46:37 PM
Heh I know what you mean about leaving the boards.  If you're going to leave the boards, do it right.  :P Do not check this message board and do not communicate with any of the board members.  Failure to do so and you may start missing a piece of it.

I left the boards for at least two months last year until I made one tiny mistake and accidentally unhid myself at AIM.  I wasn't sure if Trillian was working or not. XD But Saiko noticed something.  One thing lead to another and I accidentally got into a fanichat thanks to her and everyone was like, "woah," and I was like "ONOZ!" D:

So is it safe to say... welcome back? XD
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 04, 2007, 11:54:50 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"Heh I know what you mean about leaving the boards.  If you're going to leave the boards, do it right.  :P Do not check this message board and do not communicate with any of the board members.  Failure to do so and you may start missing a piece of it.

I left the boards for at least two months last year until I made one tiny mistake and accidentally unhid myself at AIM.  I wasn't sure if Trillian was working or not. XD But Saiko noticed something.  One thing lead to another and I accidentally got into a fanichat thanks to her and everyone was like, "woah," and I was like "ONOZ!" D:

So is it safe to say... welcome back? XD
yea, it's safe to say 'welcome back', gmo. i think saturday's trip did alot of good for me, since i got to be around friends and noticed what i was pushing myself away from. i didnt want that.

so yea, im back.

and, i dont know why, but for some reason i have the strangest feeling that im about to be bombarded with a texas-sized slab of questions pretty soon.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: MisakiFan41 on March 06, 2007, 05:14:40 PM
where in the world is carmen sandiego?

what's 2 + 2?

who's up for a Spider Man 3 IMAX gathering!? =D
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: BP! on March 06, 2007, 05:42:02 PM
I can't help it. I have to answer something.

Quote from: "MisakiFan41"where in the world is carmen sandiego?

what's 2 + 2?

who's up for a Spider Man 3 IMAX gathering!? =D

-She's under your house. Lift up the floorboards, but she'll just disappear once you see her.

-Fish

-HELL YEAH
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 06, 2007, 06:51:11 PM
Quote from: "MisakiFan41"where in the world is carmen sandiego?
turn around. you know that small crack in your closet? look very closely...
what's 2 + 2?
2 + 2 = 'scooter' libby in a lot of trouble. dont'cha just love democracy?!
who's up for a Spider Man 3 IMAX gathering!? =D
hmm, seeing a 5-story tall spiderman looking like he wants to step on us and squish us like tic-tacs? im game.

Quote from: "BP!"I can't help it. I have to answer something.
Quote from: "MisakiFan41"where in the world is carmen sandiego?

what's 2 + 2?

who's up for a Spider Man 3 IMAX gathering!? =D
-She's under your house. Lift up the floorboards, but she'll just disappear once you see her.

-Fish

-HELL YEAH
don't worry, it's alright. before i took my little "hiatus", i was actually thinking about leaving someone in charge of this thread. but that's not gonna happen now.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Makou on March 06, 2007, 07:51:33 PM
Whom is your favorite character from Higurashi?
What genre is your favorite for anime? For books? For movies?
Which voice actress/actor do you like?
What does watare mean?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 06, 2007, 08:48:06 PM
Quote from: "Makou"Whom is your favorite character from Higurashi?
my favorite character fron higurashi would have to be Ryuugu Rena.
What genre is your favorite for anime? For books? For movies?
i don't have much of a preference when it comes to those things. if i see it and like it, then i like it. simple as that.
Which voice actress/actor do you like?
sadly, i don't know who the majority of the VA's are out there. please don't kill me, i'm only human!
What does watare mean?
if i knew, i'd tell you. trust me when i say that.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on March 12, 2007, 06:05:03 PM
*Jerry Bump*

Lets see... questions questions...

Did ya miss me?

was I even gone?

I think I havent slept much again today?

Why do we have daylight savings time?

What would you do with an extra hour?

Whats the "weirdest" thing youve done to waste and hour?

Whats the "best" thing to waste an hour for?

Whats the farthest you've driven in an hour?

Whats the farthest you've flown in an hour?

Whats the farthest you've walked in an hour?

Have you swam over an hour?

Have you played video games over an hour?

What game(s) deserves to be played more than an hour?

Have you seen 300?

Is it as awsome as 'they' say it is?

Would you go to Anime Expo or San Diego Comic Con?

Whats the first thing you want to do for Spring break?

Is it summer time yet?

Should the fani Mafia have a water fight?

What about a Food fight?

Who would you name random fani Mafia members that would emerge as glorious "winners" ?

Who would do the walk of shame as the not-so-happy losers?

Why do I have to wait for April 23rd to see the new episode of Heroes?

Why am I so bored?

Why am I so tired (again)?

Why should I shut up?

Why hasnt anyone else asked questions?

Should we have more gatherings?

Is it time for Fanime 2007 yet?


Huz zah, yay for sleep deprived wanna be funny dorks.  :roll:
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on March 12, 2007, 06:34:49 PM
Why do people always beat me to the punchline?
If I go to EVO, will I find any good F-Zero comp. (as in multiplayer in the BYOC area)?
Why did Iggy Pop throw peanut butter around?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 13, 2007, 12:04:19 AM
Quote from: "Jerry"*Jerry Bump*

Lets see... questions questions...

Did ya miss me?
we all miss jerry. he's such a hard target to hit, lol.
was I even gone?
you tell me
I think I havent slept much again today?
i'm gonna guess that you're right about that.
Why do we have daylight savings time?
here's the simple answer: farmers
What would you do with an extra hour?
i didnt know that its now 25 hours in a day...XD
Whats the "weirdest" thing youve done to waste and hour?
flipped through a copy of readers' digest.
Whats the "best" thing to waste an hour for?
dunno.
Whats the farthest you've driven in an hour?
dont have license/car yet. i'll let ya know then.
Whats the farthest you've flown in an hour?
i was too damn young to even remember that.
Whats the farthest you've walked in an hour?
hmm....it would have to be from one part of alameda to the other.
Have you swam over an hour?
i dont swim well. i float pretty good, though.
Have you played video games over an hour?
oh, yea. i've done that plenty of times.
What game(s) deserves to be played more than an hour?
almost anything that isn't a sports game.
Have you seen 300?
no, not yet.
Is it as awsome as 'they' say it is?
damn, i hope so.
Would you go to Anime Expo or San Diego Comic Con?
probably anime expo.
Whats the first thing you want to do for Spring break?
haven't thought about that yet. meh, i'll figure something out by then.
Is it summer time yet?
weather-wise? yup. time-wise? nope.
Should the fani Mafia have a water fight?
lol, yea. and we can use the cool super-soakers, too! ROFL
What about a Food fight?
leave me out of that
Who would you name random fani Mafia members that would emerge as glorious "winners" ?
in the food fight or the water fight? i'd probably say loktera, spirit, minagi, bartboy, and maybe sucrose.
Who would do the walk of shame as the not-so-happy losers?
i can't answer that. if i do, i'm gonna end up paying for it later on. *treasures his life*
Why do I have to wait for April 23rd to see the new episode of Heroes?
because time travel takes a toll on ya.
Why am I so bored?
you just are, jerry. you just are.
Why am I so tired (again)?
do the words 'lack of sleep' ring a bell?
Why should I shut up?
what?! who said that?! *breaks out the weapons*
Why hasnt anyone else asked questions?
because they dont have what it takes to fight against Ivan Drago......oh wait, that was Rocky IV.....nevermind.
Should we have more gatherings?
gatherings are fun and all, but having one after the other too close to each other can put a strain on people's wallets (especially mine). they need to be spaced out accordingly.
Is it time for Fanime 2007 yet?
we've still got a long way to go until we get there, my friend.

Huz zah, yay for sleep deprived wanna be funny dorks.

Quote from: "Barnes"Why do people always beat me to the punchline?
trust me, you're not the only one.
If I go to EVO, will I find any good F-Zero comp. (as in multiplayer in the BYOC area)?
maybe. it depends on the turnout, but good luck anyways.
Why did Iggy Pop throw peanut butter around?
because it was chunky style, not smooth.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on March 20, 2007, 04:42:28 PM
-Do you think my mom will hook me up with an advance screening pass to Pirates 3?(I think she has a friend who can help her at work)
-In MvC 2, is there a faster way for me to earn alot of points?(To buy stuff)
-Why does Saiko assume that I declared a "post race/war" against her? :roll: (I never did such a thing, and she won't answer when I ask her.)
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on March 20, 2007, 05:59:22 PM
Should Karen learn to drive a stick shift?

If Karen and Victim X were to race... who would win?

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around, does it make a sound?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 20, 2007, 06:49:39 PM
Robin: holy harpies in a handbasket, batman! its the questions again, and they want answers!
Batman: unfortunately, we're in line at the DMV, and so are they. by the time they get their answers, they won't even care anymore. BAM! POW! KABOOM!

*over loudspeaker* number G146, go to line #16.

Batman: damnit, i was already in line #16!! frickin' speeding tickets....

stop.....ANSWER TIME!!

Quote from: "Barnes"-Do you think my mom will hook me up with an advance screening pass to Pirates 3?(I think she has a friend who can help her at work)
one tip: beg, beg, beg!!
-In MvC 2, is there a faster way for me to earn alot of points?(To buy stuff)
yea, there is. copy a file from anyone that already has everything. thats what i did when i had it back then.
-Why does Saiko assume that I declared a "post race/war" against her? :roll: (I never did such a thing, and she won't answer when I ask her.)
a "post race/war"? im a little confused what you mean by that. if its in a thread, please gimme the link and i can see what went wrong, if anything.

Quote from: "Jerry"Should Karen learn to drive a stick shift?
from my POV, i don't like stick shift. to most, if you can drive stick, then you can drive anything. it's all up to her.
If Karen and Victim X were to race... who would win?
damn, that's a tough one right there. i think i would have to say karen would probably win. man, can she drive.
If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around, does it make a sound?
no and yes. it can also make the best scrambled eggs, and it can make you a fine jacket. but it requires payment in 'chips', LOL.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on March 22, 2007, 08:23:44 AM
Are asian pirates awsome? (had to ask...)
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 22, 2007, 09:08:00 PM
Quote from: "Jerry"Are asian pirates awesome? (had to ask...)
i'm pretty sure i know what you're talking about, and yes: asian pirates are indeed awesome. you might even say that they are EXTREME!!!
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: BP! on March 22, 2007, 09:16:59 PM
Have you ever played The Misadventures of Tron Bonne?

Have you ever played "Tomba!"?

Have you ever played SkyGunner?

If not, I demand that you play them!
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 22, 2007, 09:45:34 PM
Quote from: "BP!"Have you ever played The Misadventures of Tron Bonne?
played it.
Have you ever played "Tomba!"?
played it.
Have you ever played SkyGunner?
haven't played it.
If not, I demand that you play them!
as far as i know, ive haven't seen any of these titles anywhere for a long time. Tron Bonne is alot easier to find than Tomba!, and with regards to SkyGunner: i never even heard of it; is it an RPG or a shooter?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: BP! on March 22, 2007, 10:02:27 PM
Alright, THIS is SkyGunner:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm2Qim3n__0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3zcCtE8wg8

Become enlightened.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 22, 2007, 10:39:42 PM
Quote from: "BP!"Alright, THIS is SkyGunner:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm2Qim3n__0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3zcCtE8wg8

Become enlightened.
:shock: ?! holy crap, i remember what this is now! i've seen the game before, but i must've forgotten what it was called. jeez, now i gotta go find it!
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on March 23, 2007, 08:57:35 AM
yah i remember sky gunner, it was in my store... um til i randomly let a friend from LA borrow it and i prolly forgot who has it...

So back to questions.

If you needed an army to fight zombies who would be in it?

What are some random Chuck Norris facts that you know?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on March 23, 2007, 10:02:13 AM
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Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 24, 2007, 08:01:55 PM
Quote from: "Jerry"yah i remember sky gunner, it was in my store... um til i randomly let a friend from LA borrow it and i prolly forgot who has it...

So back to questions.

If you needed an army to fight zombies who would be in it?
EVERYBODY!!!
What are some random Chuck Norris facts that you know?
here's a few: if you look at him square in the eyes, your head will explode; the sound you hear during a thunderstorm is the sound of chuck norris clapping; all he has to do is say 'bang' and you're dead; he never sleeps. thats all i can think of for now.

Quote from: "gmontem"1. Where do you work now?
at the navy of old, but its called Old Navy.
2. Can people pay you a visit?
don't bother for a while. the actual store im gonna be at isnt even open yet, and im still on a preliminary basis for the next 3 months.
3. If you were to pick a real number between 0 and 1, what would it be?
is Tang a number?
4. Why hasn't mDuo13 replied to your goofy pic with one of his own at the Member Pic thread?
im guessing he's busy with school.
5. How many hours of sleep do you usually get?
hmm, thats a tricky one....on average, about 8-10 hours, depending on when i go to sleep and when i wake up.
6. Do you have plushies on your bed, and do you sleep with them?
i dont have plushies on my bed. i have a plushie, but he resides on my dresser.
7. Do you like tuna sandwich?
no.
8. Would you kill to have a tuna sandwich right now?
no way.
9. What bread do you usually have with your sandwich?
either plain white bread or wheat bread
10. Which bread for a tuna sandwich?
refer to #9.
11. Do you like Cheese?
yes.
12. What Cheese do you usually have in your sandwich?
either monterey jack or plain american cheese.
13. Have you ever had Cheese in your tuna sandwich?
no.
14. If not, can you try it out for me?
dont keep your hopes up.
15. Do you inspect your Cheese with a microscope for Cheese mites before you eat it?
i don't have a microscope.
16. Do you like Peanut Butter?
yes, i do.
17. What kind of Peanut Butter do you prefer to eat?
either creamy or chunky. no preference.
18. What do you usually have in a Peanut Butter sandwich?
either strawberry or peach jam.
19. What bread do you usually have in a Peanut Butter sandwich?
either white or wheat bread.
20. Have you ever had Peanut Butter in your tuna sandwich?
not...gonna...happen.
21. If not, can you try it out for me?
no way.
22. Ever smiled for a pic while you were helping yourself to some Peanut Butter?
?!
23. Why do I give Cheese and Peanut Butter proper names but not tuna?
because tuna doesn't rock as much as cheese and peanut butter.
24. Do you like all natural Peanut Butter?
never had all-natural.
25. Ever had Peanut Butter made from almonds?
wouldn't it be called almond butter then?
26. Would you have gone out with me if I was a girl?
:shock:
27. What part of the body would you stare at the most if I was a girl?
?!
28. Can you no longer look at me the same way after asking you those two questions?
what kind of questions were those?!my brain has been scarred..
29. Should I color/add highlights/whatever my hair?
i can't imagine you with highlights for some reason...
30. What color?
dunno.
31. What is your name?
?! aww, come on! you should know this by now. oh well...for those that havent followed the jokes about religion and about 'blessing' things, the name is Jesus.
32. What is your quest?
I HAVE A QUEST?!
33. What is your favorite color?
its a spilt between black, blue, and green.
34. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
not sure. ask the swallow.
35. Have you watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
nope.
36. How many times have you watched it?
havent seen it
37. Have you ever given a shrubbery to a girl on Valentine's Day?
HUH?! why would a girl want a chia-pet??
38. What would you do to a passing ruffian who says "ni" to old ladies?
tell him to go "san" himself.
39. How long does it take to chop down the mightiest tree with a herring?
herring won't "cut" it. hehe, see what i did there? that's called a joke, kids. don't use herring: use Smackerel.
40. What would you have done in the Castle Anthrax if you were in great peril?
leave.
41. Why is the man from scene 24 and not 42?
o..kay, you've lost me.
42. Why did the French have the Holy Grail?
'cause they won it at the county fair.
43. Why was their accent so outrageous?
they had a cold.
44. Would you still eat a cow whose meat has been spoiled from post traumatic stress due to being catapulted into air, and why?
do i really have to answer this one? i do?! damn. no, i wouldn't eat it because im not sure why it was up in the air in the first place.
45. Why do some people call the enchanter "Tim"?
O.o?!
46. What would you do with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?
i didnt know the town of Antioch was really a WMD. lol, the more you know....
47. Why is Brave Sir Robin a big chicken?
he's not as brave as he claims...
48. Have you ever been bitten by a Majestic Møøse?
this is oakland. no moose here.
49. Seen the '81 film Excalibur and what did you think of it?
never seen it. IT WAS AWESOME!
50. Why did I stop at question 50 and not 60 or 9001?
you ran out of material.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on March 25, 2007, 01:21:28 AM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"35. Have you watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
nope.
Darn. Q's 31-48 are relevant to that movie. XD;
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on March 25, 2007, 11:27:41 AM
Why am I buying records?
Why is Ted Nugent so crazy/awesome?
Will I buy a Wii today?
So, who won?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 25, 2007, 04:29:48 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"35. Have you watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
nope.
Darn. Q's 31-48 are relevant to that movie. XD;
(INSERT ROFL HERE)

Quote from: "Barnes"Why am I buying records?
because CD's are SOOO outdated, lol.
Why is Ted Nugent so crazy/awesome?
he just is, my friend. he just is.
Will I buy a Wii today?
can you actually FIND one today? ask yourself that first.
So, who won?
wait, there was a competition?! damn, i didnt get to put down a bet.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Makou on March 25, 2007, 05:54:47 PM
Want to see my new and improved (meaning clean) room?

Do you like kicking, punching, or grabbing better (martial arts)?

Aurica or Misha?

Jyun or Jun?

Tsuaki Mori or Makou (there's only one right answer)?

Do you think my desktop is cool?
http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/3369/yakoujn5.png

Want to hang out during Fanime?

Ever had a mentos and a diet coke together?

Who won last years buttprix?

Do you remember anything about these custom Fanime board badges last year and if so, are we going to make them this year?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 25, 2007, 06:19:01 PM
Quote from: "Makou"Want to see my new and improved (meaning clean) room?
sure, why not?
Do you like kicking, punching, or grabbing better (martial arts)?
me don't know anything of martial arts. so i'll just say grabbing.
Aurica or Misha?
uhhh...dunno.
Jyun or Jun?
i'm gonna say Jyun since ive met him before. i have yet to meet Jun.
Tsuaki Mori or Makou (there's only one right answer)?
i....don't...KNOW! i havent met you two either, so i cant say right now, but just for the sake of an answer: Makou.
Do you think my desktop is cool?
http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/3369/yakoujn5.png
yesh, it be very cool.
Want to hang out during Fanime?
other than watching anime, playing games, buying cool stuff, dressing up, what else would i do? yea, we can hang out.
Ever had a mentos and a diet coke together?
nope.
Who won last years buttprix?
i have no idea.
Do you remember anything about these custom Fanime board badges last year and if so, are we going to make them this year?
yea, i remember the badges. i got mine last year, as did most of us that requested one. im not sure if thats gonna be done again this year. Suspicious made them, so he might and might not. it all depends.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on March 25, 2007, 11:36:36 PM
Do you like leather accessories? *is important cuz i am into leather crafting*
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 25, 2007, 11:58:39 PM
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"Do you like leather accessories? *is important cuz i am into leather crafting*
i don't have any, but what things did you have in mind?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on March 26, 2007, 12:24:38 AM
Wrist bands, arm guards, chokers, belts and misc. stuff. ^_^ I need projects to work on. o__o A demand sorta inspires me more, you know? I bought  a bag of remnant leather scraps to practice on for right now. But eventualy *like soon* I will want to do something much more cool. lol
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on March 26, 2007, 12:33:31 AM
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"Wrist bands, arm guards, chokers, belts and misc. stuff. ^_^ I need projects to work on. o__o A demand sorta inspires me more, you know? I bought  a bag of remnant leather scraps to practice on for right now. But eventualy *like soon* I will want to do something much more cool. lol
O RLY? Hmm... how about larger leather projects like jackets, pants, chaps, ...? >>
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 26, 2007, 12:36:40 AM
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"Wrist bands, arm guards, chokers, belts and misc. stuff. ^_^ I need projects to work on. o__o A demand sorta inspires me more, you know? I bought  a bag of remnant leather scraps to practice on for right now. But eventualy *like soon* I will want to do something much more cool. lol
well, in that case, i guess i could go for an arm guard and a belt, if thats fine with you.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on March 26, 2007, 02:54:02 PM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"Wrist bands, arm guards, chokers, belts and misc. stuff. ^_^ I need projects to work on. o__o A demand sorta inspires me more, you know? I bought  a bag of remnant leather scraps to practice on for right now. But eventualy *like soon* I will want to do something much more cool. lol
well, in that case, i guess i could go for an arm guard and a belt, if thats fine with you.

alright, inbox me with measurements. ;)
Oh, and gmon if you want something inbox me too. Don't make it too extravegant tho...lol I'm just starting out.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on March 26, 2007, 03:09:20 PM
How do I figure out a tier list for:
F-Zero GX?(non custom)
Cookie brands?(like Oreos, Mrs Fields, etc)
Rock paper scissors?
Tic tac toe?
Checkers?
Chess?
Battleship?
Hard Rock frontmen?

Did you save your money for Fanime yet?
Why didn't Jerry give me a shoutout from the last gathering? :(
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gubaba on March 26, 2007, 03:14:45 PM
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"Wrist bands, arm guards, chokers, belts and misc. stuff. ^_^ I need projects to work on. o__o A demand sorta inspires me more, you know? I bought  a bag of remnant leather scraps to practice on for right now. But eventualy *like soon* I will want to do something much more cool. lol
well, in that case, i guess i could go for an arm guard and a belt, if thats fine with you.

alright, inbox me with measurements. ;)
Oh, and gmon if you want something inbox me too. Don't make it too extravegant tho...lol I'm just starting out.

DUDE CAN YOU MAKE THEM FOR ME TOO!?!?!! D: PANTS JACKET CHAPS..?! ..except girl sized tho XD



OH and a question for dr. o~

Should I make my battle royale collar or buy it?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 26, 2007, 04:35:42 PM
Quote from: "Barnes"How do I figure out a tier list for:
F-Zero GX?(non custom)
tier list, eh? hmm...
for f-zero GX, go lowest to highest on the three grades for each vehicle.

Cookie brands?(like Oreos, Mrs Fields, etc)
mrs. fields and oreo's can't be placed in the same tier, since mrs. fields isnt store bought.
Rock paper scissors?
Tic tac toe?
Checkers?
how the hell does rock paper scissors deserve a tier?! thats a game of chance! same thing goes for tic tac toe and checkers.
Chess?
chess is high tier, since that game involves a mix of intimidation and strategy.
Battleship?
battleship is the same as tic tac toe and rock paper scissors.
Hard Rock frontmen?
as for hard rock frontmen, you have more expertise in that field. you can easily figure that out for yourself.


Did you save your money for Fanime yet?
Why didn't Jerry give me a shoutout from the last gathering? :(
i havent saved money for fanime yet. i need to earn it first.
as for jerry forgetting a shout-out for you; he needs to get more sleep. my guess is he was really, really tired.

Quote from: "gubaba"Should I make my battle royale collar or buy it?
if you have enough experience and if you think you can do it, then go ahead and make it. if not, then buy it. good luck!
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on March 27, 2007, 08:33:46 AM
Hey Dr. O are you going to Tales of Anime?

If you saw a tail, (pony, cat, or on a cute girl)... would you pull on it?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Culpa_Mosrael16 on March 27, 2007, 09:50:31 AM
*pulls the cat's tail* I guess that's a yes[/b]
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Makou on March 27, 2007, 12:31:23 PM
Hmm.. a new set of questions...
Dogs or cats?
Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee?
Chuck Norris or GOD!?

This video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP9CHQZ3mHw&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eyoutube%2Ecom%2Fprofile%3Fuser%3DSubaruSama
or this video:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR0Yn8u-f3k ?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 27, 2007, 06:44:10 PM
Quote from: "Jerry"Hey Dr. O are you going to Tales of Anime?
i wish i could, but i won't. various reaons.
If you saw a tail, (pony, cat, or on a cute girl)... would you pull on it?
a pony: no. those things can kick so damn hard.
a cat: maybe, but they have sharp claws.
on a cute girl: okay, that depends. i'd ask first so to avoid a slap in the face, but yea, i would.

Quote from: "Culpa_Mosrael16"*pulls the cat's tail* I guess that's a yes
yup, ya got it right.

Quote from: "Makou"Hmm.. a new set of questions...
Dogs or cats?
both, actually.
Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris or GOD!?
i thought chuck was related to god? i pick chuck.
This video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP9CHQZ3mHw&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eyoutube%2Ecom%2Fprofile%3Fuser%3DSubaruSama
or this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR0Yn8u-f3k ?
aw man, the phoenix wright clip rules so hard. (INSERT ROFL HERE)
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: ~~Loktera~~ on March 27, 2007, 11:27:59 PM
So, why're canadian always talkin' kinda funny, eh? whas that aboot?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jyunishinsho on March 27, 2007, 11:37:02 PM
Is Roktera really Loktera?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 27, 2007, 11:57:58 PM
Quote from: "~~Loktera~~"So, why're canadian always talkin' kinda funny, eh? whas that aboot?
hmm...good question. my guess is due to the fact that they share small ties to the UK...either that, or they couldn't talk normally due to the cold up there.

Quote from: "Jyunishinsho"Is Roktera really Loktera?
yes, i have wondered this myself. we never did find out after halloween last year who really had that screen name, but i don't think we ever will.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Makou on March 28, 2007, 12:17:32 AM
Ever got into a fight?
Ever fallen in love?
Ever defended somebody whom you loved?
Ever given smoking a try (answer this truthfully and I'll tell you a story)?
Can you drive?
What do you recommend for a nice outing for a date (Movie, place to eat, etc.)?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 28, 2007, 12:26:41 AM
Quote from: "Makou"Ever got into a fight?
nope. i try to avoid fights.
Ever fallen in love?
no. theres people that i liked, but i never said anything. thats what i get for not having enough courage.
Ever defended somebody whom you loved?
this one got immediately canceled out by the last answer.
Ever given smoking a try (answer this truthfully and I'll tell you a story)?
nope, and i hope not to.
Can you drive?
no, not yet. but i hope that i will soon.
What do you recommend for a nice outing for a date (Movie, place to eat, etc.)?
there are others that have more expertise in this field than i do, but for the sake of answering: nothing beats a good dinner, which can be followed by a movie as well. each of these items work well seperately, also. sometimes a nice walk in the park works too, but like i said, there are others with more experience in this field than me.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on March 28, 2007, 01:44:49 PM
Is Disneyland the happiness place on earth?

What would be a good "object" to leave behind for Karen in the hopes of her finding it a few days later?

Any ideas or good schemes?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: ~~Loktera~~ on March 28, 2007, 01:46:29 PM
Can I have a Gackt-Filled Donut?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on March 28, 2007, 02:18:54 PM
What the heck is Lokerta's Harble ?

Did I even spell that right?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 28, 2007, 06:50:25 PM
Quote from: "Jerry"Is Disneyland the happiest place on earth?
i barely remember the damn park. i went when i was a wee little tot, so i don't know anymore.
What would be a good "object" to leave behind for Karen in the hopes of her finding it a few days later?
good question. maybe like a weird pencil, or a lego brick with 'fanime' written on the side of it.
Any ideas or good schemes?
im not much of the scheming type. im only usually able to come up with good ideas when im at the place where said idea will be done.

Quote from: "~~Loktera~~"Can I have a Gackt-Filled Donut?
find it first....then you might be able to have it.

Quote from: "Jerry"What the heck is Lokerta's Harble?
google it. its easier that way. trying to describe it here would not be the best of ideas.
Did I even spell that right?
no, you didn't. BOO for jerry, get him some hooked on phoniks. if you wanna go for accuracy, its spelled harbl.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuya on March 29, 2007, 06:47:11 PM
You have one of two cases left. One has $1 million, the other has $.01. The banker offers you $500,000 for your case. So...
Deal or No Deal?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 29, 2007, 06:59:43 PM
Quote from: "Otakuya"You have one of two cases left. One has $1 million, the other has $.01. The banker offers you $500,000 for your case. So...
Deal or No Deal?
can i buy a vowel? oh wait, wrong gameshow. what do you think? DEAL!
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on March 29, 2007, 10:59:04 PM
I'd like to know what the big deal is about that dance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2HpAE-QcQA&NR
Can you explain it to me?

What are your plans, now that you won?
Can we see your face?
The Galactic Space Federation is after you?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 30, 2007, 12:13:18 AM
Quote from: "Barnes"I'd like to know what the big deal is about that dance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2HpAE-QcQA&NR
Can you explain it to me?
man, even i don't know what the big deal is about that dance.
What are your plans, now that you won?
VACATION!
Can we see your face?
look at my avy. thats enough face to last a long time.
The Galactic Space Federation is after you?
what, who?! aw man, i told them i didn't want to make a contribution! they're persistent little buggers, aren't they? oh well, looks like i gotta say no again....*breaks out the shotgun*
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on April 24, 2007, 10:44:47 PM
How can I get my Wii online? The directions confuse me. And I'm on a MAC.
If someone downloads VC games onto their Wii, can those games be transferred to my Wii somehow?
When I was at Bay Meadows on Sunday, why did I not bet MORE money on the horses I picked? I won money on every bet I made.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on April 24, 2007, 10:46:40 PM
:3 Is there hope that I can find someone to do a cosplay comission for me D:
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on April 25, 2007, 01:14:30 PM
Will Eternal Sonata contain the original Japanese voice overs as an option or English dub only? =[
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on April 25, 2007, 03:25:54 PM
HOLY CRAP!!! i thought the thread had died, to be seen never again.

oh well, at least i get to have fun again twisting feeble minds and even feeble-er (is that even a word?!) questions. FIGHT!

Quote from: "Barnes"How can I get my Wii online? The directions confuse me. And I'm on a MAC.
its actually pretty fu**ing easy to get it online. there are different ways to go through this. IM me and i can walk you through it step-by-step, IN REAL TIME!!
If someone downloads VC games onto their Wii, can those games be transferred to my Wii somehow?
actually, it IS possible to do what you are asking, but its a hassle just to get it done. i have some VC games on my Wii, so i'm gonna experiment with it, and i'll let you know the outcome. if it works the way i hope it will, go to the next jerry-con and take your wii with you.
When I was at Bay Meadows on Sunday, why did I not bet MORE money on the horses I picked? I won money on every bet I made.
simple: you were being cautious. its harder to tell the outcome in horse racing, because the crappiest-looking horse in the race could actually end up winning it, therefore screwing you over on $1500. Jabba the Hutt has been trying to get his cash back ever since i lost that one bet....

Quote from: "Kazuko":3 Is there hope that I can find someone to do a cosplay comission for me D:
there's always hope, Kaz. best place to search IMO would be cosplay.com (http://www.cosplay.com); try asking around on the forums there, and see what results from it.

Quote from: "gmontem"Will Eternal Sonata contain the original Japanese voice overs as an option or English dub only? =[
you want it with the original voice track, dont'cha? lemme see what i can do here...

*goes to the developer*
Me: hey you, developer guy! i demand that Eternal Sonata come with the Japanese voice overs as an option in the U.S. version!!

Developer: WTF?! how did you get into my office?! wait, what are you.....AAAHHH!!!!*is being clubbed with bag full of doorknobs*


...damn, they have really thick skulls. well, what i've found out is that the game is still in development, and its being pushed for a worldwide release this summer. unfortunately, the game is being translated into english, even though they're still working on it right now. i wasn't able to find out if the original voice overs would be available on the US version, but it's possible. if Disgaea could come with the JP voice-overs, why not this game? good luck and hope for the best.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on May 02, 2007, 08:19:42 PM
*shameless bump*

yea, its a bump. not an important one, but a bump nevertheless.

going back and looking through this thread, i'm pretty f*cking amazed how many pages it's lasted, especailly how long it's actually lasted, seeing as how this little idea started back in SEPTEMBER OF LAST YEAR!!! HOLY CRAP!!!

i remember posting beforehand in one of the answers that there would never be a shortage of questions....i guess i was wrong.


oh well, time to go take the ol' thread out behind the barn....*cocks shotgun*
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on May 02, 2007, 08:47:05 PM
Will Ryu ever sticky this thread?
Or would Karen shoot it down minutes later?
What if I were a moderator of the forums?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on May 02, 2007, 09:37:35 PM
wow, i put a whole case of shells into the thread, but it won't stay down!

oh well, whatever...

Quote from: "Barnes"Will Ryu ever sticky this thread?
i don't think this thread has that much staying power for it to be stickied. that, and it would pose a threat to the force, and to all sith in existence, LOL.
Or would Karen shoot it down minutes later?
shoot it down?!.......well, i've been used as target practice many a time back in the day..
What if I were a moderator of the forums?
then the forums would be all lollipops and candycanes, with gnomes running around breaking peoples' knnecaps with said candycanes, and anarchy would run rampant across the world, bringing fear and despair wherever it showed.....or it would just be the way it is now, whichever comes first.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on May 06, 2007, 12:09:32 PM
Do You know anyone who has a decent car up for sale, for like 900 bucks... xP The car I wanted got sold becuase Turbo Tax decided to ef up and delay the tax return. T_T

*sigh*

Why is distance such a friggen issue? -_-''
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on May 06, 2007, 03:24:24 PM
Why is it I have crappy luck when finding a ride to go to fanime gatherings *sigh* am I really not wanted there?

also should I exclude myself from trying to go?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on May 06, 2007, 07:19:59 PM
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"Do You know anyone who has a decent car up for sale, for like 900 bucks... xP The car I wanted got sold becuase Turbo Tax decided to ef up and delay the tax return. T_T *sigh*
if i knew of someone who was selling a decent car for 900 bucks, i would buy it up in an instant. sadly, i am without a car and license, but i shall have them soon.....i hope.


Why is distance such a friggen issue? -_-''
i'm not sure what you mean by this, but im guessing it has something to do with work. one of the main issues with that is this: distance is ALWAYS an issue.

Quote from: "Kazuko"
Why is it I have crappy luck when finding a ride to go to fanime gatherings *sigh* am I really not wanted there?
don't think that way, Kaz. it's nothing to do with luck, its distance. and i'll say it again and i'll keep saying it: you ARE wanted there.
also, should I exclude myself from trying to go?
don't exclude yourself from trying to go. you'll make it out to gatherings, sooner or later; don't give up and keep trying at it.

this is me saying this with all meaning: don't give up. never give up.

if i stopped trying when i was in high school, i never would've graduated, and who knows where i would be...
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: mDuo13 on May 06, 2007, 10:58:47 PM
What's the hardest thing you've ever done for school or work?

EDIT: Oh, and how did you manage to actually pull it off?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jyunishinsho on May 07, 2007, 01:36:04 AM
Who do you think would go on the Fanime boards during the convention itself?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on May 07, 2007, 02:08:06 PM
Quote from: "mDuo13"What's the hardest thing you've ever done for school or work?
the hardest thing ive ever done for school? SURVIVE.
EDIT: Oh, and how did you manage to actually pull it off?
keep low, and avoid the a**holes at all costs.

Quote from: "Jyunishinsho"Who do you think would go on the Fanime boards during the convention itself?
oooh, that's a tough one. i better go put on my thinking cap...
*grabs Wii beanie*
...there, much better.

it would probably have to be a combination of jay, ryu, amol, lisu, and me...if i only had a laptop, WAHHH!!! :cry:  :cry:
*goes off to cry in a corner*
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: LastElixir on May 07, 2007, 02:12:10 PM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "mDuo13"What's the hardest thing you've ever done for school or work?
the hardest thing ive ever done for school? SURVIVE.
EDIT: Oh, and how did you manage to actually pull it off?
keep low, and avoid the a**holes at all costs.

Quote from: "Jyunishinsho"Who do you think would go on the Fanime boards during the convention itself?
oooh, that's a tough one. i better go put on my thinking cap...
*grabs Wii beanie*
...there, much better.

it would probably have to be a combination of jay, ryu, amol, lisu, and me...if i only had a laptop, WAHHH!!! :cry:  :cry:
*goes off to cry in a corner*

that's the truf right there, i was already planning on making a loser thread when the con was going on. Then ill play some wow, damn i need help.

j
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on May 07, 2007, 02:14:44 PM
Quote from: "LastElixir"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "mDuo13"What's the hardest thing you've ever done for school or work?
the hardest thing ive ever done for school? SURVIVE.
EDIT: Oh, and how did you manage to actually pull it off?
keep low, and avoid the a**holes at all costs.

Quote from: "Jyunishinsho"Who do you think would go on the Fanime boards during the convention itself?
oooh, that's a tough one. i better go put on my thinking cap...
*grabs Wii beanie*
...there, much better.

it would probably have to be a combination of jay, ryu, amol, lisu, and me...if i only had a laptop, WAHHH!!! :cry:  :cry:
*goes off to cry in a corner*

that's the truf right there, i was already planning on making a loser thread when the con was going on. Then ill play some wow, damn i need help.

j
yea, but you HAVE a laptop. im gonna be stuck for four days without that sweet, sweet 'net. oh god, i miss it already even though im using it right now!! WAH!
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on May 07, 2007, 02:35:16 PM
wow...I get irate when people are supposed to be hanging out with friends and they are all on laptops. >_>

@ Kazuko You'll get to the cons, if all else fails...you and I can run around taking massive pictures of everyone. Cuz, I dunno if I'll have money for anything else. lol
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on May 07, 2007, 03:06:41 PM
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"wow...I get irate when people are supposed to be hanging out with friends and they are all on laptops. >_>

@ Kazuko You'll get to the cons, if all else fails...you and I can run around taking massive pictures of everyone. Cuz, I dunno if I'll have money for anything else. lol
well i still have to get the leather items i requested from you, and i'll gladly pay you for them :)
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on May 11, 2007, 03:41:49 PM
Hey Dr. O

I'm back and ready to ask a question or 3...

so hows the working life treating ya?

Any good deals?

Whats the word around the water cooler these days?

So give us a random factoid about your work/store/history.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: mDuo13 on May 11, 2007, 03:43:48 PM
I think I went online in the room with random Red Hat computers at the con a few years ago.

This year my poor Subaru is out of commission, so I won't have a laptop there.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on May 11, 2007, 03:57:03 PM
Who's Barnes?:
Silly answer:
Serious answer:

What should I eat during Fanime?
What should I buy at the Swap Meet?
Am I a scrub? (at video games)

Is Stuntman Mike (GrindHouse) really dead?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on May 11, 2007, 10:42:46 PM
Quote from: "Jerry"Hey Dr. O

I'm back and ready to ask a question or 3...

so hows the working life treating ya?
the working life is pretty good. i actually love this job alot more than my last job. this job always keeps me busy, i always have something to do, and i never get bored. IT FUKKKEN ROCKS!
Any good deals?
well, right now there isnt much in deals yet; just the regualr specials every week since sale prices change every friday.
Whats the word around the water cooler these days?
ironically, we dont have a water cooler, but there isnt much talk around it, LOL.
So give us a random factoid about your work/store/history.
hmm, lemme think of something......okay, i think i got something.

random work factoid: ive gotten more small injuries at this job in the last month than i did in the last year. its funnny, but i survive
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on May 11, 2007, 10:47:02 PM
Dear Dr. O

Will you have my babies D:< LIKE NAO

also What games are affordible  for the DS (got mine today in PINK <3)

-Kazuko
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on May 13, 2007, 10:48:19 PM
Quote from: "Barnes"Who's Barnes?:
Silly answer:barnes is a hamster that fell off its wheel one time too many.
Serious answer:you are barnes; but if you are referring to where you got the idea for your screenname, then i have no clue.

What should I eat during Fanime?
anything that is not from the food stand in the back of the dealers' room.
What should I buy at the Swap Meet?
anything that you think is worth buying.

Am I a scrub? (at video games)
im probably alot worse than you, so no.

Is Stuntman Mike (GrindHouse) really dead?
i wouldn't know the answer to that, since i havent seen grindhouse.

Quote from: "Kazuko"Dear Dr. O

will you have my babies D:< LIKE NAO
lol. but seriously, you'll get out to more gatherings. i've got a couple ideas brewing, some better than others.

also, what games are affordable for the DS? (got mine today in PINK <3)
well, thats kinda hard for me to say, since the last ds game i bought was last year. some good recommendations for games are New Super Mario Bros., Animal Crossing, Pokemon Diamond/Pearl, and a few others i can't remember ATM...

-Kazuko
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on May 21, 2007, 11:03:57 PM
Dear Dr. O,

It seems I have a few "YOU FAIL DO BETTER" GIFs from the Bday/CTF gathering.  Should I post them in its respective gathering thread, create a "YOU FAIL/HUZZAH PIC THREAD" at the /b/ forum, or possibly forever wait for appropriate posts to post one?

Much Hugs and Kisses,

Georgio
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: senritsu on May 22, 2007, 11:03:08 AM
Quote from: "mDuo13"にほã,"ã" が うまã,, かã€,

i thought it said " is japanese yummy?"
nihongo = japanese
umai - yummy

i has a question...
what day you getting to the con?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on May 22, 2007, 05:45:48 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"Dear Dr. O,

It seems I have a few "YOU FAIL DO BETTER" GIFs from the Bday/CTF gathering.  Should I post them in its respective gathering thread, create a "YOU FAIL/HUZZAH PIC THREAD" at the /b/ forum, or possibly forever wait for appropriate posts to post one?

Much Hugs and Kisses,

Georgio
i say place it in its respective thread

Quote from: "senritsu"i has a question...
what day you getting to the con?
well, i got in touch with heather last night to find out when you would all be checking in on thursday. i kinda thought you would be there a little earlier than 9, but i'll manage. im gonna get there around 4 or 5 on thursday to help volunteer. when you guys all check in that night, hit me up on my cell and let me know so i can go dump my things off and pay you.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on June 09, 2007, 06:36:11 PM
Now for some OzzFest 07 stuff, I'm trying to go this year:

-Will you going this year? I understand that tickets are free. :)
-How will I get from the Mountain View Light Rail station to Shorline? Its like two miles away.
-How much will parking cost at Shorline?
-Anything I should know about OzzFest before I go?

Fanime 07 stuff:

-Did you enjoy your volunteer shift?
-Did you earn a refund on your badge?
-Or did I mistake someone else for you at the gaming room?
-Do you think I could do that job if I wanted to next year? (Checking for badges at the door.)
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on June 10, 2007, 09:15:17 PM
Quote from: "Barnes"Now for some OzzFest 07 stuff, I'm trying to go this year:

-Will you going this year? I understand that tickets are free. :)
dude, when i did some research after seeing your post, i almost crapped my pants. tickets are indeed FREE. go to the ozzfest webpage for details on how you can get free tix.
-How will I get from the Mountain View Light Rail station to Shorline? Its like two miles away.
well, you can get up to two tickets max., so find someone with a car who wants to go also and offer the second ticket in exchange.
-How much will parking cost at Shorline?
for most venues, parking is $6; it may be higher depending on what is happening.
-Anything I should know about OzzFest before I go?
take a good amount of money in case you plan on buying food and if you plan on getting cd's for the bands to sign; oh, and this is critical: bring sunscreen.

Fanime 07 stuff:

-Did you enjoy your volunteer shift?
yea, pretty much. it was a little boring the first two days, but that sunday night made up for it all(Hentai Room vol FTW!)
-Did you earn a refund on your badge?
damn skippy.
-Or did I mistake someone else for you at the gaming room?
nope, that was definitely me, unless the rovers found a way to clone me without me knowing.......if that's true, then im in trouble.
-Do you think I could do that job if I wanted to next year? (Checking for badges at the door.)
i'll say this: if i can do it, so can you.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 02, 2007, 10:07:19 PM
*shameless bump*

well, its summertime kids, and you all know what that means: having to peel the burned skin off your back because you forgot to put on sunscreen.

i kid, i kid.

anywho, this is the time for everyone to get out and have some fun. another way to have fun, and this time at my expense??

RANDOM CONTEST!!!

yes, its a contest, and its not the ones where you could win *insert car name here* or *insert cruise to someplace here*. no, this one you could actually win*.

the prize? .....uh, i dont know yet. i'll figure it out soon.

the objective? figure out the secret. whats the secret, you ask?

here's a clue?

its far away, but not too far. think local.

PM answers, plz.
good luck!

*note: those that already know the secret beforehand are not eligible. no purchase necessary, except when necessary.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: mDuo13 on July 02, 2007, 10:11:29 PM
If you had one word to describe Akatsuki's mom (see: my signature) what would it be?

also, for the secret thing: is it... the San Jose Convention Center?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: ~~Loktera~~ on July 02, 2007, 11:10:27 PM
Is it the San Francisco Bay?

Why is it things like Doujinshi and things that are like Doujinshi (Like Fan-Conventions ^^'') are typically sometimes better than the actual stuff that the copyrighted companies and big corps put out?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazegami on July 02, 2007, 11:48:07 PM
What's a hypotenuse?

Also, is it Fanime?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: BP! on July 03, 2007, 12:30:51 AM
(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg47.imageshack.us%2Fimg47%2F7779%2F1183413463607wm0.gif&hash=7260718f5d4c45769a489c982ed22f443ac1c3c7)

Also, for the prize: Is it The Second Annual Fanimafia Summer Barbecue Thing?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on July 03, 2007, 07:51:23 AM
Is it the Kwik-E Mart?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 03, 2007, 06:33:13 PM
Quote from: "mDuo13"If you had one word to describe Akatsuki's mom (see: my signature) what would it be?
one word, eh? here it is: damn!
also, for the secret thing: is it... the San Jose Convention Center?
no, its not the con center.

Quote from: "~~Loktera~~"Is it the San Francisco Bay?
nope, its not the bay.

Why is it things like Doujinshi and things that are like Doujinshi (Like Fan-Conventions ^^'') are typically sometimes better than the actual stuff that the copyrighted companies and big corps put out?
because the companies and big corps mostly care about profits, while the fans care about the fans. thats why fanime rocks so hard!

Quote from: "Kazegami"What's a hypotenuse?
turn to your mathbook, chapter 3, page 138.

Also, is it Fanime?
it ain't Fanime, although thats a good guess.

Quote from: "BP!"(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg47.imageshack.us%2Fimg47%2F7779%2F1183413463607wm0.gif&hash=7260718f5d4c45769a489c982ed22f443ac1c3c7)
look in the thesaurus under 'chuck norris'.

Also, for the prize: Is it The Second Annual Fanimafia Summer Barbecue Thing?
another very good guess, but incorrect.

next clue: its related to what we usually do.

the prize: 5 dollars.
Not 5 disney dollars, not 5 internet dollars, not 5 dollars in the form of shiny beads or wampum; 5 actual dollars that can be used in the everyday stores and retail establishments that you see and frequent.

Good Luck.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazegami on July 03, 2007, 07:15:06 PM
What is the secret thing?  =D

Also, I guess the Fanime Forums.  O_O
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 03, 2007, 07:38:59 PM
Quote from: "Kazegami"What is the secret thing?  =D
if i told you, then it wouldnt be a secret now.
Also, I guess the Fanime Forums.  O_O
good guess, but wrong again.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazegami on July 03, 2007, 08:22:42 PM
Kuso, thought that would've worked.  >_>

Where is a suitable place to find some decent asian art for personal ownership?

Is the secret thing you (otaku)?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: zoupzuop2 on July 03, 2007, 08:52:51 PM
Raging Waters?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 03, 2007, 09:11:38 PM
Quote from: "zoupzuop2"Raging Waters?
another very good guess, but still wrong.
you guys are getting better with the guesses.

next clue: its happening within a three-week timeframe of raging waters.

take the previous clues and try to piece it together.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on July 03, 2007, 11:00:38 PM
Is the answer about the Friday gatherings at Tap-X?

Have you seen the movie "Throw Momma From The Train"?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 04, 2007, 01:18:04 PM
Quote from: "Barnes"Is the answer about the Friday gatherings at Tap-X?
it aint the fri. night thing, but you hit somethin' on the head there.
Have you seen the movie "Throw Momma From The Train"?
nope, not yet, but i've been meaning to see it.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: ~~Loktera~~ on July 04, 2007, 02:27:00 PM
Is man not a miserable pile of secrets?

wai du n00bs cht liek dis?

Can I have a cheeto? Maybe... a Do-Ri-To?

Why does Ginger Ale + Energy Drink = FAILS SO HARD?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 04, 2007, 02:41:18 PM
Quote from: "~~Loktera~~"Is man not a miserable pile of secrets?
man is alot like costco: we have a family-size pack of secrets packed into just one.
wai du n00bs cht liek dis?
bcuz teh n00bz tink tey be the $hit.
Can I have a cheeto? Maybe... a Do-Ri-To?
mmm, cheetos....damn, no i want some. CURSES!!!
Why does Ginger Ale + Energy Drink = FAILS SO HARD?
its known that trying to mix energy drinks with anything will probably result in fail. its actually printed on every energy drink you see in the stores....it's just that the disclaimer is so damn small you cant see it.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on July 06, 2007, 08:10:20 PM
x: is anyone suprised that I came back?

x3 Why is GMing on a RO server like babysittings

D: will I ever get a ride
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: mDuo13 on July 06, 2007, 08:31:48 PM
Is the secret thing a gathering?
oakridge mall? the failed dim sum gathering?
Is it the obon festival?
the bay meadows gathering?
nana day?
Jerry-con?
Ryu-con?
lolicon?
persocon?
famicom?
Can I guess too many times in one post?

Is it SUMMER?
"AIR in SUMMER"?
Is it delicious?
Deliciously flat?
Flat like soda?

On a completely unrelated note...
If you were on a sinking ship, and you could only save one of the following, which would it be?
1. Your favorite anime girl
2. Your wallet
3. 50% on your car insurance by switching to Geicko
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 06, 2007, 08:54:47 PM
Quote from: "Kazuko"x: is anyone surprised that I came back?
YAY!!!!!! we haven't heard from you in oodles of ages. may i be the first to say: WELCOME BACK!!!
x3 Why is GMing on a RO server like babysitting?
it just is, kaz; it...just...is.
D: will I ever get a ride?
if you mean a ride as in' your own set of wheels', you'll get one eventually; if you mean a ride as in 'someone bringing you down to do fun stuffs', just wait until i get my license...which i don't think will be long.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 06, 2007, 09:12:26 PM
Quote from: "mDuo13"Is the secret thing a gathering?
oakridge mall? the failed dim sum gathering?
Is it the obon festival?
the bay meadows gathering?
nana day?
Jerry-con?
Ryu-con?
lolicon?
persocon?
famicom?
Can I guess too many times in one post?
no, you can't guess too many times in one post, which in this case actually helped you out.

YOU HAVE JUST WON FIVE DOLLARS!!!

looks like somebody paid attention to the clues, LOL.


Is it SUMMER?
yes.
"AIR in SUMMER"?
uhh...yes?
Is it delicious?
yup.
Deliciously flat?
it depends...
Flat like soda?
flat soda is fail.

On a completely unrelated note...
If you were on a sinking ship, and you could only save one of the following, which would it be?
1. Your favorite anime girl
2. Your wallet
3. 50% on your car insurance by switching to Geico
i'd save the girl, while i had geico save 50% of my wallet from being lost, ROFL.

but yea, i'd pick the girl. the girl is always worth more than anything in the world.

i'll give you the five bucks next time i see you, which will probably be @ the raging waters thing, depending on if you can go and if i can make it.

THANKS FOR PLAYING!!!
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: mDuo13 on July 07, 2007, 12:27:21 PM
Rock on. This will afford me a snack at Raging Waters or something.

Are you as excited as I am about Raging Waters? Because I'm pretty excited. Though I don't think we'll be able to top last year's hottest-day-of-the-year timing. That might be a good thing.

Overall, how many internets do you think you've won over the past few years?

What's your opinion of Navi from Ocarina of Time?

What's your favorite band?

Why?

Because why?

Because because why?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on July 16, 2007, 01:53:31 PM
Who are you and what have you done to Dr. Phil?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: BP! on July 16, 2007, 11:36:05 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"Who are you and what have you done to Dr. Phil?

Oh god...DOES SOMEONE HAVE THE PICTURE FROM THE CAKE?!
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on July 17, 2007, 12:07:29 AM
EDIT:Oh well. Oops. :P
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: BP! on July 17, 2007, 12:28:00 AM
Quote from: "Barnes"I do.

Hooray!

Quote from: "Barnes"But PhotoBucket is in maintenance right now.

SMEGGIN' HELL!
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on July 17, 2007, 12:37:51 AM
PB is fixed now.
Look on the second page of this:

http://s49.photobucket.com/albums/f293/CapeBarnes/Other/Fanime%20Gathering%202-17-07/

Dr. O, I do not know how to plan a trip:

-Do you know anything about Henderson, Nevada?
-Such as hotels close to the Green Valley Ranch (http://www.greenvalleyranchresort.com/) (EVO World will be there this year)
-I wanna find a place nearby that:
Has cheaper or similar rates
Lets 18+ check in without a credit card?
-Or am I kinda screwed on EVO World? Seeing that I'm not 21 nor do I have a credit card. XD I'm getting worried.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: BP! on July 17, 2007, 01:29:08 AM
Quote from: "Barnes"PB is fixed now.

Hooray!

(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi49.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ff293%2FCapeBarnes%2FOther%2FFanime%2520Gathering%25202-17-07%2F100_1652.jpg&hash=bd9ed73dac626aa5922306a25895f5609587aab2)

Ah yes. Good times, good times...

Anyways...

How hard do I RAWK?
How can I RAWK harder?
Do you want me to play Free Bird?
Do you REALLY want me to play Free Bird?
You know only a true hero can pull this off, right?
This is your last chance, do you want to back out?
Can you think of a good band name?
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Post by: gmontem on July 17, 2007, 10:58:45 AM
Here's the image used for the Dr. O cake:
(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pbase.com%2Fgmontem%2Fimage%2F74433427%2Foriginal.jpg&hash=1272d7ef7fcc232a696174b8d138be98b967c42f)


I don't know if I should be proud to say this or not, but a couple of weeks ago when I went back to Nob Hill Foods to order a cake for my bro, the cake lady asked me if I was the one who ordered the strange cat cake. XD
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Post by: otakuapprentice on July 18, 2007, 10:47:52 AM
Quote from: "mDuo13"Rock on. This will afford me a snack at Raging Waters or something.

Are you as excited as I am about Raging Waters? Because I'm pretty excited. Though I don't think we'll be able to top last year's hottest-day-of-the-year timing. That might be a good thing.
yes, i'm excited about raging waters, seeing as how i missed out on the first RW shindig last year.

Overall, how many internets do you think you've won over the past few years?
more than 1 and less than 5.

What's your opinion of Navi from Ocarina of Time?
it's either that or we get Tingle again...*shudders*

What's your favorite band?
for the one im listening to the most ATM: Jimmy Eat World; my favorite band in general: theres way too many to list.

Why?
too long of a list.

Because why?
because they rock.

Because because why?
you keep asking questions, and i'll have to put you in time-out, and then you'll miss sesame street, and then you'll be pissed.

Quote from: "gmontem"Who are you and what have you done to Dr. Phil?
who am i? you know who i am.

what have i done to Dr. Phil? ...........he's alive, i'll say that much.
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Post by: Kazuko on July 18, 2007, 11:35:25 AM
:d Why is it that I have such A STRONG DISTASTE OMG EWW GET IT OUT OF MY MOUTH ICK ITS GOING DOWN IN FLAMES Hate for Hot Topic?

Do you belive in the power of wishing :3?

Will that lion ever get the giraffe in my sig XP
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 18, 2007, 12:37:28 PM
Quote from: "Barnes"Dr. O, I do not know how to plan a trip:

-Do you know anything about Henderson, Nevada?
-Such as hotels close to the Green Valley Ranch (http://www.greenvalleyranchresort.com/) (EVO World will be there this year)
-I wanna find a place nearby that:
Has cheaper or similar rates
Lets 18+ check in without a credit card?
-Or am I kinda screwed on EVO World? Seeing that I'm not 21 nor do I have a credit card. XD I'm getting worried.
for Q's 1 and 2: i dont know squat 'bout it.

for EVO World: if you can't make it, there's always next year, plus you can take the time to improve your skill for next year.

Quote from: "BP!"How hard do I RAWK?
i've only met you once so i can't tell very well.
How can I RAWK harder?
is that even humanly possible?!
Do you want me to play Free Bird?
do you have the talent?
Do you REALLY want me to play Free Bird?
check later.
You know only a true hero can pull this off, right?
which is why i asked for talent
This is your last chance, do you want to back out?
for now, yes.
Can you think of a good band name?
nope.

Quote from: "Kazuko"Why is it that I have such A STRONG DISTASTE OMG EWW GET IT OUT OF MY MOUTH ICK ITS GOING DOWN IN FLAMES Hate for Hot Topic?
its widely known that HT is nothing but commercialized emo/punk/rock stuff and nothing else. if every single piece of clothes you own is from HT, you're basically a poser, 100%. even so, there are still some things at HT that are cool....like my cool pants, hehe *thanks Jerry for getting me to buy the cool pants*

Do you belive in the power of wishing :3?
yes, i do. since i believe in luck, i also believe in wishing.

Will that lion ever get the giraffe in my sig? XP
nah, it ain't gonna happen; the termites will stop him before he even gets close.
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Post by: LadyKaren on July 18, 2007, 04:33:45 PM
Why is it when I finally became a Mod, I stopped posting?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on July 18, 2007, 06:04:52 PM
Quote from: "LadyKaren"Why is it when I finally became a Mod, I stopped posting?
hmm, now that is quite mysterious...could be a combination of matters outside of being a mod(daily life/family/work, etc.) and just general stuff.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on July 19, 2007, 07:35:55 PM
Who, with Spirit, would you like to see succeed TsuxLok?

Shameless plug (http://forums.fanime.com/viewtopic.php?t=7944) *cough*
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Post by: otakuapprentice on July 19, 2007, 09:37:26 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"Who, with Spirit, would you like to see succeed TsuxLok?

Shameless plug (http://forums.fanime.com/viewtopic.php?t=7944) *cough*
oh, i'm afraid to touch this one with a ten-foot pole.




...where's my 20-foot pole at?? oh, here it is.

*grabs 20-foot pole*

since the original TsuxLok is probably always gonna be the best, it's hard to choose a successor that would suit this title well.

but.....in the fairness of answering, here are my suggestions(i'm probably gonna get shot for this, but here we go..):

SpiritxLastElixir

SpiritxChun

SpiritxBarnes

and last but not least (this one's gonna break space and time itself)....SpiritxSpirit.

now to hide from the barrage of gunshots being aimed at my head.....where the hell is Jerry's hiding box when i need it???

*grabs riot gear and hides*
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on July 19, 2007, 10:38:45 PM
QuoteSpiritxBarnes

Why?
Did you make it to Ozzfest? I didn't. :(
Why did Twisted Misters win the Pop Culture tourney on VH1? ugh.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 20, 2007, 01:31:27 PM
Quote from: "Barnes"
QuoteSpiritxBarnes

Why?
dunno; it just popped into my head at the time.
Did you make it to Ozzfest? I didn't. :(
sadly, no i didn't make it to ozzfest this year; i really wanted to go to so i could check out chthonic, but alas, i couldn't.
Why did Twisted Misters win the Pop Culture tourney on VH1? ugh.
beats me; ain't got VH1.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on July 27, 2007, 09:05:58 PM
FanimeCon 2008:

Should Robin Williams be a guest of honor?

Should I hold an F-Zero panel?
What should it be about?
Wanna be a co-host?

Should I plan an F-Zero cosplay gathering?
Who the heck would actually show up in F-Zero costumes?

How come people tell me NOT to take the 911 Challenge?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 28, 2007, 12:31:06 AM
Quote from: "Barnes"FanimeCon 2008:

Should Robin Williams be a guest of honor?
Robin Williams and Fanime are like oil and water: they...just....don't...mix.

Should I hold an F-Zero panel?
Taking into account that Fanime is more about anime than games, i'm not sure how this would pan out; i think it's the same reason that Alkaline dropped his 'Cynicism in Games' panel; it's just not suited very well for Fanime.

What should it be about?
Well, if you do go ahead with this, things to take into consideration would be the history of the series itself, how it has evolved over each iteration of the game, and possibilities that seem plausible for the next version that is coming out on the Wii. Also include strategies and any other relevant stuff you think should be discussed

Wanna be a co-host?
me, a host? nah, i dont think i'm suitable enough to tackle F-Zero; i might know about video games, but I don't have that much knowledge on F-Zero. Besides, i have other things in the works for next years' con...

Should I plan an F-Zero cosplay gathering?
If you can find the cosplayers, then go ahead.

Who the heck would actually show up in F-Zero costumes?
Beats me; i don't think f-zero has been cosplayed before.

How come people tell me NOT to take the 911 Challenge?
It's not that we're telling you not to take the challenge; we are recommending you don't try to attempt it. if you want to experience a living death, be my guest; I have tried and failed, with disastrous results.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on July 28, 2007, 01:38:07 AM
Would you take the 911 Challenge if Dubya Bush agreed to take it with you?

How long do you stare at my current avatar? :P
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 28, 2007, 02:05:59 AM
Quote from: "gmontem"Would you take the 911 Challenge if Dubya Bush agreed to take it with you?
yea, and if he paid me a million dollars too; then i would take it again.
How long do you stare at my current avatar? :P
it scares me...
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Post by: Maya_Darling on July 28, 2007, 11:30:39 PM
Why do they keep making good books into bad movies?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on July 28, 2007, 11:34:27 PM
Quote from: "Maya_Darling"Why do they keep making good books into bad movies?
ooh, you posted here. very, very cool.

its the same reason they make good games into bad movies: its all about the money....well, not all the time.

which movie are you talking about specifically, if i may ask?
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Post by: Maya_Darling on July 28, 2007, 11:45:14 PM
hi hi  :)

I wasnt talking about any one movie/book

Why could Jaws (which ever number was the last one) sink a helicopter (Dnt kill me for spelling)?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on July 28, 2007, 11:50:29 PM
Quote from: "Maya_Darling"hi hi  :)

I wasnt talking about any one movie/book
oh, you were talking about good-book-to-bad-movies in general.
Why could Jaws (which ever number was the last one) sink a helicopter (Dnt kill me for spelling)?
Just because it's Jaws; he's one bad-ass shark. damn, i don't remember Jaws sinking a helicopter...i better go back and watch it again, whichever one had it.

don't worry, i won't kill you for spelling; that wouldn't be very nice of me now would it? no, it wouldn't.
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Post by: Maya_Darling on July 28, 2007, 11:51:59 PM
no it wouldnt be nice. If you were mean I might have to bite you :)
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Post by: otakuapprentice on July 28, 2007, 11:58:12 PM
Quote from: "Maya_Darling"no it wouldnt be nice. If you were mean I might have to bite you :)
there are very few occasions where I've been a mean person; a rule i live by when it comes to girls: "A Gentleman first, A Guy second." just 'cause im nice doesnt mean you dont have to bite, hehe.
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Post by: Maya_Darling on July 29, 2007, 12:00:00 AM
I might hold you to that.

What is your favorite emoticon?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on July 29, 2007, 12:03:38 AM
Quote from: "Maya_Darling"I might hold you to that.

What is your favorite emoticon?
it would have to be :lol: or the ROFL emoticon, but the boards dont have a ROFL emoticon, and that makes me feel :cry:
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Post by: Maya_Darling on July 29, 2007, 12:05:56 AM
aww so sad I like the shocked one  :shock: It makes me laugh.

what is your favorite color?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on July 29, 2007, 12:10:24 AM
Quote from: "Maya_Darling"aww so sad I like the shocked one  :shock: It makes me laugh.
yea, that one's pretty cool too.
what is your favorite color?
its hard to pick just one, so i have three: black, blue, and orange.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Maya_Darling on July 29, 2007, 12:12:29 AM
all very fun colors.

what is the worst video game every made for the PS 2?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on July 29, 2007, 12:20:19 AM
Quote from: "Maya_Darling"all very fun colors.

what is the worst video game every made for the PS 2?
there are alot of really bad games on the PS2, probably too many to put in one post. but in my opinion, the worst game overall for the PS2 would probably have to be a tie between the Alias game, Catwoman, and the Aquaman game.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on July 29, 2007, 12:21:49 AM
Would you be suprised if I told you that Robin Williams is an anime fan, apparently? That why I brought him up (as a joke).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_Williams#Other_interests

http://twitchfilm.net/archives/001347.html

Will you see the Simpsons Movie in theaters?
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Post by: Maya_Darling on July 29, 2007, 12:23:03 AM
they made an Aquaman game? That is just wrong.

What question should I ask next?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on July 29, 2007, 12:27:27 AM
Quote from: "Barnes"Would you be suprised if I told you that Robin Williams is an anime fan, apparently? That why I brought him up (as a joke).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_Williams#Other_interests

http://twitchfilm.net/archives/001347.html
wow, that took me for a loop. Robin Williams officialy gets cool points from me.
Will you see the Simpsons Movie in theaters?
of course im gonna see it; it's the friggin' Simpsons.
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Post by: otakuapprentice on July 29, 2007, 12:29:48 AM
Quote from: "Maya_Darling"they made an Aquaman game? That is just wrong.
yea, it was bad....real bad.
What question should I ask next?
its basically a 'you ask, i answer' format. as long as its PG-13, i'll answer it to the best of my ability.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Maya_Darling on July 29, 2007, 12:31:43 AM
what is the best movie ever?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 29, 2007, 12:41:38 AM
Quote from: "Maya_Darling"what is the best movie ever?
oh, snap. this is gonna be a tough one, due to the fact there are alot of good movies out there, and alot of good movies coming out in the future as well. my personal opinion has it narrowed down to the following(for now):

Beerfest
V For Vendetta
Schindlers' List (everyone should see this at least once)
Unleashed
The Lake House
The Pianist
Donnie Darko
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Maya_Darling on July 29, 2007, 07:53:36 PM
Which is better: Vampires or Werewolves?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 29, 2007, 08:04:20 PM
Quote from: "Maya_Darling"Which is better: Vampires or Werewolves?
i like werewolves, but vampires are cooler in my book: the whole immortality thing is wicked, and they have this sense of mysteriousness that is compelling.

...damn you, Angel and Interview with a Vampire.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Maya_Darling on July 29, 2007, 10:05:12 PM
Which is better: The movie of Interview With The Vampire or the book?

P.S. The Vampire Lestat was better :shock:
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 29, 2007, 10:13:40 PM
Quote from: "Maya_Darling"Which is better: The movie of Interview With The Vampire or the book?
wah, i've only seen the movie; looks like i'm gonna have to read the book now.
P.S. The Vampire Lestat was better :shock:
oh really?! i'm intrigued.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Maya_Darling on July 29, 2007, 10:31:34 PM
Dont bother reading Interview, but Lestat is awesome.

Who is the better Death Note character: Light or L?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: ChenCzen on July 29, 2007, 10:41:27 PM
Quote from: "Maya_Darling"Dont bother reading Interview, but Lestat is awesome.

I know that Interview with a Vampire is mostly lies, but I still think you have to read it to enjoy the series.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 29, 2007, 10:41:33 PM
Quote from: "Maya_Darling"Dont bother reading Interview, but Lestat is awesome.
i'll take your word for it.
Who is the better Death Note character: Light or L?
between Light and L, i have to go with L; he acts so out of it sometimes, yet hes always two steps ahead of everyone else. he's a little dorky, so he's my pick; that, and im wearing nearly the exact same clothes he does right now, so yea: i'm a dork.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kegan_Flame on July 29, 2007, 10:52:12 PM
Quote from: "ChenCzen"
Quote from: "Maya_Darling"Dont bother reading Interview, but Lestat is awesome.

I know that Interview with a Vampire is mostly lies, but I still think you have to read it to enjoy the series.


UUUUUG, sorry but i cannot stand Anne Rice, BLECH, she's as bad as steven king.. they bunny trail, can't stand it =/
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 29, 2007, 10:54:04 PM
Quote from: "Kegan_Flame"i cannot stand Anne Rice, BLECH, she's as bad as steven king.. they bunny trail, can't stand it =/
steven king is good, especially when he wrote Misery; both the book and movie were good.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kegan_Flame on July 29, 2007, 11:09:12 PM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "Kegan_Flame"i cannot stand Anne Rice, BLECH, she's as bad as steven king.. they bunny trail, can't stand it =/
steven king is good, especially when he wrote Misery; both the book and movie were good.

I like the movies, i love the stories, but i cannot for the life of me stand his writing
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 29, 2007, 11:14:25 PM
Quote from: "Kegan_Flame"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "Kegan_Flame"i cannot stand Anne Rice, BLECH, she's as bad as steven king.. they bunny trail, can't stand it =/
steven king is good, especially when he wrote Misery; both the book and movie were good.

I like the movies, i love the stories, but i cannot for the life of me stand his writing.
whatever works, i guess.
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Post by: Maya_Darling on July 29, 2007, 11:15:34 PM
ok Anne Rice does wander around in her writing, but you have to love Lestat. And if you watch Interview insted of reading it you save yourself about 200 pages of Louis whining, then you can pick up with the rest of the series
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 29, 2007, 11:36:46 PM
Quote from: "Maya_Darling"ok Anne Rice does wander around in her writing, but you have to love Lestat. And if you watch Interview insted of reading it you save yourself about 200 pages of Louis whining, then you can pick up with the rest of the series
still, i'll muster up the courage to go get the books and read them anyways; gotta peel my eyes away from the magic box and do something else with free time.
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Post by: Maya_Darling on July 29, 2007, 11:58:02 PM
good idea and good luck :)
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 30, 2007, 12:04:12 AM
Quote from: "Maya_Darling"good idea and good luck :)
thanks; i'll need it, LOL.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: mDuo13 on July 30, 2007, 01:20:15 AM
What did you think of The Bourne Identity and The Bourne Supremacy?
Are you looking forward to The Bourne Ultimatum?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 30, 2007, 01:14:29 PM
Quote from: "mDuo13"What did you think of The Bourne Identity and The Bourne Supremacy?
i skipped over Bourne Identity; it's just two hours of him going "who am i?"; went straight ahead to Bourne Supremacy, and liked it.
Are you looking forward to The Bourne Ultimatum?
yuppers.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: mDuo13 on July 30, 2007, 01:42:45 PM
Aww, but The Bourne Identity had a great car chase with a mini-cooper! And a love story! Aren't you disappointed you missed out on that?

Another bizarre question: Where did you get the $5 you gave me for this? Tell me the story of your moniez.
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Post by: otakuapprentice on July 30, 2007, 01:49:05 PM
Quote from: "mDuo13"Aww, but The Bourne Identity had a great car chase with a mini-cooper! And a love story! Aren't you disappointed you missed out on that?
truthfully, no.

Another bizarre question: Where did you get the $5 you gave me for this? Tell me the story of your moniez.
it all began in a land of clothes and chain stores, with noble beings working through the hours of the weeks, where the magical creatures known as Fedex deliver the enchanted packages that held within them the item to which you would recieve mystical pieces of paper that could be used to purchase various goods and trinkets.

in now times: i work, and i get paid; simple as that.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: mDuo13 on July 30, 2007, 02:16:24 PM
What's your favorite song from an anime?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on July 30, 2007, 02:18:39 PM
Quote from: "mDuo13"What's your favorite song from an anime?
as of right now, its the OP to Devil May Cry.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on August 04, 2007, 12:27:55 AM
Can you give me a laptop...oh mystical paper wielding one? o_O;
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Post by: gmontem on August 04, 2007, 12:32:09 AM
What are today's winning Lotto numbers?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on August 04, 2007, 12:39:36 AM
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"Can you give me a laptop...oh mystical paper wielding one? o_O;
'oh mystical paper wielding one'?! since when did i start packing paper?! as much as it saddens me to say this, i cannot give you a laptop.

Quote from: "gmontem"What are today's winning Lotto numbers?
if i knew that, i would be in ur gas station right now, buyin' sum ticketz.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on August 04, 2007, 12:58:41 AM
Awwww. Can you give me some strong booze? -_-'' I ran out of vicadin and muscle relaxers.... >_<;
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Post by: otakuapprentice on August 05, 2007, 04:17:40 PM
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"Awwww. Can you give me some strong booze? -_-'' I ran out of vicadin and muscle relaxers.... >_<;
I don't know how to magically transport it through the internet, so sorry.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on August 06, 2007, 12:21:47 AM
what time do you normally go to sleep?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on August 06, 2007, 07:53:48 AM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"Awwww. Can you give me some strong booze? -_-'' I ran out of vicadin and muscle relaxers.... >_<;
I don't know how to magically transport it through the internet, so sorry.

Dammit.

But you are saying that if you knew how to magicaly transport it through the internet...you would, right? ;]
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Post by: otakuapprentice on August 06, 2007, 08:26:43 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"what time do you normally go to sleep?
Apparently, you've seen me logged on pretty late. Well, depending on what i have to do the following day, I'm either up until 11pm or 1am(sometimes 2am).

Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"But you are saying that if you knew how to magically transport it through the internet...you would, right? ;]
Well, let's just leave that to the imagination......
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on August 06, 2007, 09:49:53 PM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"

Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"But you are saying that if you knew how to magically transport it through the internet...you would, right? ;]
Well, let's just leave that to the imagination......

You sure you want to leave something like that in my hands?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 06, 2007, 09:58:26 PM
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"

Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"But you are saying that if you knew how to magically transport it through the internet...you would, right? ;]
Well, let's just leave that to the imagination......

You sure you want to leave something like that in my hands?
i know what scenarios i get myself into; i takes my precautions.
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Post by: XpHoBiaX on August 06, 2007, 10:04:31 PM
What scenarios do you get yourself into, and what are these precuations you speak of? xD
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Post by: otakuapprentice on August 06, 2007, 10:18:42 PM
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"What scenarios do you get yourself into, and what are these precautions you speak of? xD
when i say 'scenarios', i was referring back to if i could magically transport a certain "thing" through the internet, and when i say precautions, i mean "it ain't gonna happen".

but if you're are talking about stuff that happens outside in the real world, that's a completely different thing. i know what choices to make to get into certain scenarios; once in said scenario, i already know what precautions to take to usually put the outcome in my favor.
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Post by: XpHoBiaX on August 06, 2007, 10:33:03 PM
oooh. O_o I just use dynamite...


Anyways, what are you up to at this hour?
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Post by: otakuapprentice on August 06, 2007, 10:40:01 PM
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"oooh. O_o I just use dynamite...


Anyways, what are you up to at this hour?

I could say that right now i'm currently in Toronto helping with the new J.J Abrams film that everyone's been talking about and just give the whole movie away right now.....but then i'd be lying.

I'm doing what everyone usually does when on the computer: surfing the web. I brought my boogie board and everything, ROFL.
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Post by: XpHoBiaX on August 06, 2007, 10:46:36 PM
Find anything fun or interesting? I am actually trying to preocccupy my mind...and surfing the web isn't working.
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Post by: otakuapprentice on August 06, 2007, 11:50:26 PM
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"Find anything fun or interesting? I am actually trying to preocccupy my mind...and surfing the web isn't working.
well, its the internet, so i haven't found anything fun yet.

if you're trying to preoccupy your mind, try reading a book; that works pretty good.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: RyuHayabusa on August 06, 2007, 11:59:26 PM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"What scenarios do you get yourself into, and what are these precautions you speak of? xD
when i say 'scenarios', i was referring back to if i could magically transport a certain "thing" through the internet, and when i say precautions, i mean "it ain't gonna happen".

but if you're are talking about stuff that happens outside in the real world, that's a completely different thing. i know what choices to make to get into certain scenarios; once in said scenario, i already know what precautions to take to usually put the outcome in my favor.

i'm sorry but this has to be done:

(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv338%2FTifaFan666%2F1175279865504-1.jpg&hash=aef3baea8947a2571505e2944212b00a57a889da)

ROFL
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Sunara Ishi on August 07, 2007, 01:23:46 AM
Are humans really meant to drive vehicles other than their own body?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on August 07, 2007, 05:06:46 PM
Quote from: "RyuHayabusa"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"What scenarios do you get yourself into, and what are these precautions you speak of? xD
when i say 'scenarios', i was referring back to if i could magically transport a certain "thing" through the internet, and when i say precautions, i mean "it ain't gonna happen".

but if you're are talking about stuff that happens outside in the real world, that's a completely different thing. i know what choices to make to get into certain scenarios; once in said scenario, i already know what precautions to take to usually put the outcome in my favor.

i'm sorry but this has to be done:

(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv338%2FTifaFan666%2F1175279865504-1.jpg&hash=aef3baea8947a2571505e2944212b00a57a889da)

ROFL


Ryu is my hero...xD
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Makou on August 08, 2007, 01:58:43 AM
Do you sing well?

Are you interested in the FANIME KARAOKE IDOL!?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Asa_Gohan on August 08, 2007, 02:29:28 AM
Does this thread need more DESU?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 08, 2007, 02:50:44 PM
Quote from: "Makou"Do you sing well?
I'm pretty sure i don't sing very well.
Are you interested in the FANIME KARAOKE IDOL!?
yea.....i'm gonna go ahead and opt out of this one.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 08, 2007, 03:28:02 PM
Quote from: "Asa_Gohan"Does this thread need more DESU?
oh yea, it does need moar DESU. But, this time let's use a healthy alternative, shall we?i really need to practice with photoshop more....
(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi27.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc170%2Fotakuapprentice%2Fdesu.jpg&hash=13dc5d6b00d5280958aaebe98282e2b0e52c22dd)
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on August 12, 2007, 01:48:58 AM
Would it be stupid to put neon green laces in black steeltoed boots? (I thought it was a real spiffy idea...)
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 12, 2007, 01:58:31 AM
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"Would it be stupid to put neon green laces in black steeltoed boots? (I thought it was a real spiffy idea...)
that wouldn't be stupid; that would be fantastic!!!
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 12, 2007, 11:04:45 PM
Quote from: "Sunara Ishi"Are humans really meant to drive vehicles other than their own body?
what'chu talkin' 'bout, Sunara?! you drive your body every day!

when you go to watch tv, you put it in reverse and back up into the sofa, then put it in park and set the brake.

when you eat, you're filling up the tank.

well, you can figure out the rest. :)
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on August 13, 2007, 10:52:38 AM
what do you think camping will be like?

can 11 ppl really fit into one tent?

do u think kegan cooks well?

is my driving really worse than kegans?

if someone was wrapped you in a sleeping bag, who would be crazy enough to roll down the side of a hill?

if erick really did fight a bear? who would win?

do you think we'll find any mystical creatures in the forest?

who would be crazy enough to bathe in a river?

would you sleep in the car, out of the tent, in the tent, or up in a tree?

what would u like for breakfast, lunch and dinner while camping?

are s'mores awesome?

how big should our campfire should be?

Is Smokey the Bear a real person?

Are you afraid of bugs and animals from the forrest?

would u walk around in forrest?

Do you trust a wild kegan in the forrest?

Will we come back alive?

Will we come back sane?

Is it worth going camping at all?

Yup. its the attack of the random questions.
Have Fun Otaku, I'll see you in about 4 weeks, if not sooner.

Game on.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on August 13, 2007, 12:34:20 PM
If you fart among a crowd do you admit and apologize for sharing the wealth, or quietly back off and hope no one notices?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 13, 2007, 05:59:22 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"If you fart among a crowd do you admit and apologize for sharing the wealth, or quietly back off and hope no one notices?
We all have that little mean streak that tells us never to admit it whenever you fart, especially in the elevator. The instant you back off, you're caught; That's why no one ever does anything, because they don't wanna be blamed for it.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 13, 2007, 06:15:57 PM
Quote from: "Jerry"ah, the question barrage: how i do miss it. time to break out the shotgun...its answer time.

what do you think camping will be like?
sleeping in a house, minus the house.

can 11 ppl really fit into one tent?
11?! damn, better break out the tetris diagrams, lol.

do u think kegan cooks well?
we'll find out soon enough.

is my driving really worse than kegan's?
seeing as how i haven't been in kegan's car while she's driving, you're still the better driver.

if someone was wrapped in a sleeping bag, who would be crazy enough to roll down the side of a hill?
I'd do it, depending on the hill.

if erick really did fight a bear? who would win?
It would be a tie.

do you think we'll find any mystical creatures in the forest?
It's a forest; we're bound to find something....

who would be crazy enough to bathe in a river?
I did it once in Yosemite.

would you sleep in the car, out of the tent, in the tent, or up in a tree?
Either in the car, or the tent.

what would u like for breakfast, lunch and dinner while camping?
What do we have?

are s'mores awesome?
Oh yea.

how big should our campfire should be?
Big, but not big enough to start a forest fire; we run like hell if that happens.

Is Smokey the Bear a real person?
LIES!!!!! THEY ARE FEEDING YOU LIES!!!!!

Are you afraid of bugs and animals from the forrest?
Just don't get them in the sleeping bag...

would u walk around in the forest?
Yup.

Do you trust a wild kegan in the forest?
I'm gonna be cautious around kegan.

Will we come back alive?
I guarantee it.

Will we come back sane?
That i'm not so sure.

Is it worth going camping at all?
If there's going to be some fun involved, then i guess so.

Yup. its the attack of the random questions.
I love the random questions; you get random answers in return.

Have Fun Otaku, I'll see you in about 4 weeks, if not sooner.

Game on.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Ichigo-Sama on August 13, 2007, 06:20:48 PM
If I said the name of a Anime, what are the chances you'd know it? Here we go:

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei?

Ouran High School Host Club?

Blue Dragon?

Dragon Drive?

Highschool of the Dead?

P2 - Let's Play Ping Pong?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 13, 2007, 06:25:10 PM
Quote from: "Ichigo-Sama"If I said the name of a Anime, what are the chances you'd know it? Here we go:
I'll give it a shot.

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei?
Heard the name mentioned, but don't know it.

Ouran High School Host Club?
Got the whole show on my HD.

Blue Dragon?
Wait, that's out already?! damn, i gotta check it out.

Dragon Drive?
Sorry, no luck there.

Highschool of the Dead?
This one has to be a trick.

P2 - Let's Play Ping Pong?
It sounds oodly familiar...
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Ichigo-Sama on August 13, 2007, 06:30:34 PM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "Ichigo-Sama"If I said the name of a Anime, what are the chances you'd know it? Here we go:
I'll give it a shot.

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei?
Heard the name mentioned, but don't know it.

Ouran High School Host Club?
Got the whole show on my HD.

Blue Dragon?
Wait, that's out already?! damn, i gotta check it out.

Dragon Drive?
Sorry, no luck there.

Highschool of the Dead?
This one has to be a trick.

P2 - Let's Play Ping Pong?
It sounds oodly familiar...
Lol.
http://www.onemanga.com/Highschool_of_the_Dead/

Time for a question barrage! :D

Can you sing?

Why are you just an Otaku apprentice?

Is that you in your avatar?

If I went into the woods all alone with only one can of spam for 3 days, would I be able to live?

If your favorite Manga had over 300 volumes, would you buy them all?

Do you like Linkin Park?

If I was right outside your house, what would you do?

What if you were in a dark alley with Orochimaru?

Do you prefer Manga or Anime?

Do you like Sci-Fi?

If so, what about Star Wars?

Have you read Death Note?

Yay?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 13, 2007, 06:43:26 PM
Quote from: "Ichigo-Sama"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "Ichigo-Sama"
Highschool of the Dead?
This one has to be a trick.
Lol.
http://www.onemanga.com/Highschool_of_the_Dead/
Wow, that shut me up quick.

Time for a question barrage! :D

Can you sing?
No, i cannot sing.

Why are you just an Otaku apprentice?
no real reason behind my name; it just popped into my head, and the name just stuck.

Is that you in your avatar?
Yea, that's me.

If I went into the woods all alone with only one can of spam for 3 days, would I be able to live?
Not with just one can...

If your favorite Manga had over 300 volumes, would you buy them all?
No smegging way.

Do you like Linkin Park?
Yup.

If I was right outside your house, what would you do?
Probably be scared for my life.

What if you were in a dark alley with Orochimaru?
Two words: run fast.

Do you prefer Manga or Anime?
I like both equally.

Do you like Sci-Fi?
Oh yea.

If so, what about Star Wars?
Not much of a star wars fan, but it's alright.

Have you read Death Note?
Yea and i need to finish reading it.

Yay?
Say yes to Yay.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Ichigo-Sama on August 13, 2007, 06:45:27 PM
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "Ichigo-Sama"
Quote from: "otakuapprentice"
Quote from: "Ichigo-Sama"
Highschool of the Dead?
This one has to be a trick.
Lol.
http://www.onemanga.com/Highschool_of_the_Dead/
Wow, that shut me up quick.

Time for a question barrage! :D

Can you sing?
No, i cannot sing.

Why are you just an Otaku apprentice?
no real reason behind my name; it just popped into my head, and the name just stuck.

Is that you in your avatar?
Yea, that's me.

If I went into the woods all alone with only one can of spam for 3 days, would I be able to live?
Not with just one can...

If your favorite Manga had over 300 volumes, would you buy them all?
No smegging way.

Do you like Linkin Park?
Yup.

If I was right outside your house, what would you do?
Probably be scared for my life.

What if you were in a dark alley with Orochimaru?
Two words: run fast.

Do you prefer Manga or Anime?
I like both equally.

Do you like Sci-Fi?
Oh yea.

If so, what about Star Wars?
Not much of a star wars fan, but it's alright.

Have you read Death Note?
Yea and i need to finish reading it.

Yay?
Say yes to Yay.
Roflmao.

How many bones have you broke?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 13, 2007, 06:48:53 PM
Quote from: "Ichigo-Sama"Roflmao.

How many bones have you broke?
None, thank goodness.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on August 13, 2007, 06:51:00 PM
Blue Dragon, as in that Xbox 360 RPG? Is there an anime in the works for Trusty Bell?  I'm a sucker for Chopin's music. XD
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Ichigo-Sama on August 13, 2007, 06:54:23 PM
Have you seen Transformers: the Movie?

If so, do you like it?

Do you roleplay?

Have you gone to a LP concert?

Do you watch Bleach?

How many con's have you been to?

You are an Otaku of Anime, yes?

Do you like French cuisine?

How about Italian?

Japanese?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Ichigo-Sama on August 13, 2007, 06:55:40 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"Blue Dragon, as in that Xbox 360 RPG? Is there an anime in the works for Trusty Bell?  I'm a sucker for Chopin's music. XD
Yeah. Tsugami Ohba (Author of Death Note) announced there would be an Anime/Manga for Blue Dragon.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 13, 2007, 07:15:27 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"Is there an anime in the works for Trusty Bell?  I'm a sucker for Chopin's music. XD
Trusty Bell/Eternal Sonata(how its known over here) so far hasn't been announced as an anime. It should be one though.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 13, 2007, 07:21:57 PM
Quote from: "Ichigo-Sama"Have you seen Transformers: the Movie?
Oh yea, i've seen transformers, and i wanna see it again, and again, and again...

If so, do you like it?
Look at the first answer.

Do you roleplay?
Never RP'ed before.

Have you gone to a LP concert?
Sadly, no; I would like to go to one though.

Do you watch Bleach?
Damn skippy.

How many con's have you been to?
Do you mean this year or how many different cons have i been to? This year, i've only gone to Fanime, but i've also been to JTAF and Anime Destiny in other years; My current budget prevents me from going to many cons.

You are an Otaku of Anime, yes?
Me being on this forum is probably a dead giveaway.

Do you like French cuisine?
Never had french before.

How about Italian?
Italian is good.

Japanese?
mmmmm.......... :D
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on August 24, 2007, 08:24:28 AM
Rapid burst fire questions: R U red E?

GO GO GO!

So its school time, wish you were back in school/college?

dorm life or the apartment life?

if you only had 1 system of choice (assming u had them all): Wii, Ps3, 360?

Would you want a roommate? if so, how many?

Could you handle a Co-ed situation?

Could you do laundry on your own?

Cook on your own?

what would your meals be:
Breakfast?
Lunch?
Dinner?
Snack?
Late night?
Random?

How full would your closet be?

Whats the random personal item u cant live without?

Would you have more books or games? and why?

How often would you party?

How often would you study?

Who's mostly likely to visit ALL the time?

Would you want to be on the bottom floor or the top floor of a building?

How many hiding spots would u have?

Where would the emergency kit be?

Where would the "if zombies attack" kit be?

Where would the "if fangirls attack" kit be?

Would want a swimming pool?

How bout a billards (pool)?

Or a Foozball table?

Want a ping pong table?

Would you want your own illegal ping pong circuit?

More Cow Bell?

More Anime Posters?

What would room's color scheme be?

Would be tempted to have a fort?

make a cave of evil?

have gatherings?

game competitions?

Surprise parties?

Animals?

And finally: dont you just love fridays?

*sigh* - faints.

well that was randomly- Stupid.  :roll:
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on August 24, 2007, 08:33:28 AM
What is your favorite punctuation mark? What's your least favorite?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Ichigo-Sama on August 24, 2007, 10:44:56 AM
Are you a Miyavi fanboy? =O
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 24, 2007, 10:45:57 AM
Quote from: "Jerry"Rapid burst fire questions: R U red E?
i'm never ready; don't ya just love wingin' it? i know i do.
GO GO GO!

So its school time, wish you were back in school/college?
sometimes yes, sometimes no.

dorm life or the apartment life?
never had either yet, but id probably say apartment life.

if you only had 1 system of choice (assming u had them all): Wii, Ps3, 360?
as much as i love my Wii right now, i'd probably have to pick 360.

Would you want a roommate? if so, how many?
i guess one or two would suffice.

Could you handle a Co-ed situation?
yea.

Could you do laundry on your own?
i've done it before, so yes.

Cook on your own?
CRAP!!! quick, someone get the fire extinguisher!!

what would your meals be:
Breakfast?
Lunch?
Dinner?
Snack?
Late night?
Random?
i'll take 'all of the above' for 800, bob.

How full would your closet be?
there'd still be some space for stuff.

Whats the random personal item u cant live without?
the NEW random personal item would be my teddy bear(hey, guys can have teddy bears, too!).

Would you have more books or games? and why?
both; gotta balance it out so i can choose between blowing up aliens and reading fine literature, ROFL.

How often would you party?
not very often.

How often would you study?
eewww, study...

Who's mostly likely to visit ALL the time?
uuhh....friends?

Would you want to be on the bottom floor or the top floor of a building?
bottom floor if i dont feel like climbing stairs, but the top floor always has fun stuff.

How many hiding spots would u have?
at least two.

Where would the emergency kit be?
right by the phone.

Where would the "if zombies attack" kit be?
right by the shotgun and ammo case.

Where would the "if fangirls attack" kit be?
right by the fridge.

Would want a swimming pool?
can't swim very well, but i can float pretty good.

How bout a billards (pool)?
nope.

Or a Foozball table?
maybe...

Want a ping pong table?
YES!!!!! OH GOD YES!!!!

Would you want your own illegal ping pong circuit?
we all need to do something to pay the bills...

More Cow Bell?
bring on the cowbell!

More Anime Posters?
yes, please.

What would room's color scheme be?
lets use the tried and true method: get a bunch of color swatches and a dart: whatever it lands on, thats the color.

Would be tempted to have a fort?
forts are cool.

make a cave of evil?
mmm, cave......mmm, evil..... :twisted:

have gatherings?
definitely.

game competitions?
they go perfectly with gatherings.

Surprise parties?
yea, sure.

Animals?
:shock: KITTY!!!!!!!!*pounce*

And finally: dont you just love fridays?
yea, i guess...

*sigh* - faints.

well that was randomly- Stupid.  :roll:
if its in this thread, its never stupid; its amusing.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 26, 2007, 03:27:08 PM
Quote from: "gmontem"What is your favorite punctuation mark? What's your least favorite?
favorite punctuation mark is ! and least favorite is .

Quote from: "Ichigo-sama"Are you a Miyavi fanboy? =O
no, i am not.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on August 26, 2007, 09:18:54 PM
Do you have a favorite cookie?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 26, 2007, 09:24:30 PM
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"Do you have a favorite cookie?
chocolate chip, always.
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on August 26, 2007, 10:02:01 PM
Would you eat up all the cookie doughbefore it actually gest to the cookie pan to be cooked into cookies?
Title: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 26, 2007, 10:34:39 PM
Quote from: "XpHoBiaX"Would you eat up all the cookie doughbefore it actually gest to the cookie pan to be cooked into cookies?
nah, i like to eat the cookies when they're done. they go well with a glass of milk...
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: punk_parfait on October 24, 2007, 01:56:53 PM
Do you look at things in life as a glass half-empty or half-full? ♥
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 24, 2007, 02:47:51 PM
Quote from: punk_parfait on October 24, 2007, 01:56:53 PM
Do you look at things in life as a glass half-empty or half-full? ♥
oooh, i like these types of questions now and then; Thanks, Meli.

anywho, on with the answer:
I mostly see the glass itself as half-full, but there are points where you feel like crap and start to see it instead as half-empty; If you don't try to see everything in a positive light, then it will always seem to be half-empty, sometimes even less than that.

How do YOU see it?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on October 24, 2007, 03:01:10 PM
Hey Dr. O

So are you are your stuck at home this Saturday?

Feel like being dragged to Yaoi Con?

Feel like putting on "DRAG" clothing?

Whats your shade of lipstick?

Ready for Hot Yaoi Nights?

What would Jesus do at Yaoi Con?

Could I get an "EAGER MAYBE" ?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 24, 2007, 03:47:35 PM
Quote from: Jerry on October 24, 2007, 03:01:10 PM
Hey Dr. O

So are you are your stuck at home this Saturday?
yea, pretty much unless family changes their mind.
Feel like being dragged to Yaoi Con?
oh dear god...
Feel like putting on "DRAG" clothing?
uhhh yea.......i really don't think so.
Whats your shade of lipstick?
don't...even...try.
Ready for Hot Yaoi Nights?
i don't think i'll ever be ready for that.
What would Jesus do at Yaoi Con?
pray for his life.
Could I get an "EAGER MAYBE" ?
i'll give you a "EAGER(but scared and cautious) MAYBE"
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on October 26, 2007, 08:28:04 AM
So its Friday...

TGIF...

Whats a 'normal' Friday for you like?

Do you actually use/say TGIF?

Ever been to TGIFriday's (the the restaurant)?

Whats technically considered a "Good" Friday?

How bout randomly going to White Castle someday?

How about traveling down to LA in Novermber?

How would you feel about White Castle Burger then?

How was your last road trip? (probaly your camping trip)

Whats the best way to stay warm at night?

Tips for jumping off a rock without getting hurt?

Best 'Drag' movie?

Best movie as of recently?

Horror movie you'd like to check out?

Holiday movie you'd like to check out?

Idea(s) for a Thanksgiving gathering?

Idea(s) for a X-mas Gathering?

Idea(s) for white elephant (the gift stealing game in case u werent sure)?

Best Gift EVAR???

Want a Halo Xbox 360 with Halo3? (still working on it).

Live for weekends. thats an order.  8)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 26, 2007, 07:18:06 PM
Quote from: Jerry on October 26, 2007, 08:28:04 AM
So its Friday...

TGIF...

Whats a 'normal' Friday for you like?
i'm basically at home......that pretty much sums it up right there.

Do you actually use/say TGIF?
not all the timw, but i've used it before.

Ever been to TGIFriday's (the the restaurant)?
nope, can't say that i have.

Whats technically considered a "Good" Friday?
one that doesn't suck.

How bout randomly going to White Castle someday?
dude, that's gonna happen...

How about traveling down to LA in Novermber?
heh, it's still a 'eager maybe', LOL.

How would you feel about White Castle Burger then?
i'd still want it.

How was your last road trip? (probaly your camping trip)
aw man, that was fun in a how-the-fsuk-did-we-wind-up-in-bakersfield kind of way, ROFL.

Whats the best way to stay warm at night?
lots of warm clothes; too bad i didnt have that XP.

Tips for jumping off a rock without getting hurt?
make sure the landing is level ground.

Best 'Drag' movie?
i have no idea...

Best movie as of recently?
Hot Fuzz.

Horror movie you'd like to check out?
The Deaths of Ian Stone and 30 Days of Night.

Holiday movie you'd like to check out?
dunno yet.

Idea(s) for a Thanksgiving gathering?
isn't that basically gonna be disneyland??

Idea(s) for a X-mas Gathering?
a repeat of the Day-Before-New-Years-Eve Gathering; we all invade bowling/Golfland, and the go to Sushi Factory.

Idea(s) for white elephant (the gift stealing game in case u werent sure)?
no idea.

Best Gift EVAR???
haven't had that one yet.

Want a Halo Xbox 360 with Halo3? (still working on it).
do you know how much of a "OMG!!!" moment that would be?

Live for weekends. thats an order.  8)
YES SIR!!!
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: punk_parfait on October 27, 2007, 10:39:38 AM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 24, 2007, 02:47:51 PMoooh, i like these types of questions now and then; Thanks, Meli.

anywho, on with the answer:
I mostly see the glass itself as half-full, but there are points where you feel like crap and start to see it instead as half-empty; If you don't try to see everything in a positive light, then it will always seem to be half-empty, sometimes even less than that.

How do YOU see it?

I think I look at my glass as containing 50% water. Half is half, it's empty and it's full, it's the same to me. I asked you because I really don't get that question, I suppose I'm too neutral to grasp it.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jun-Watarase on October 27, 2007, 01:19:11 PM
Quote from: punk_parfait on October 27, 2007, 10:39:38 AM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 24, 2007, 02:47:51 PMoooh, i like these types of questions now and then; Thanks, Meli.

anywho, on with the answer:
I mostly see the glass itself as half-full, but there are points where you feel like crap and start to see it instead as half-empty; If you don't try to see everything in a positive light, then it will always seem to be half-empty, sometimes even less than that.

How do YOU see it?

I think I look at my glass as containing 50% water. Half is half, it's empty and it's full, it's the same to me. I asked you because I really don't get that question, I suppose I'm too neutral to grasp it.

It's just a way to describe it. If someone asked you to check up on measurements for something, like a container and its contents, you don't describe it as "The container is half." Half what? Is the container half-filled? Or is the container itself in halves? Seems like common sense, but it's incorrect.

As for the "Is the glass half-full or half-empty?" question, I would call it half-empty. You can interpret it as either me being pessimistic, or wanting more out of life, but to me it's more like... full is full. If it's not full anymore, part of it is gone or not there anymore. Like a bottle of soda-- if you take a sip, part of it is gone. It's not full anymore, and that sip makes that part empty.

Okay, since I posted here, I feel obligated to post random questions.


Dr. O, what are your fears? Nothing deep or complicated-- something simple, like spiders and the dark.

What's your favorite flavor of Vitasoy? Or Jones.

Why do you try so hard to put up and be nice to PyronIkari when he's an asshole?

Do you play any musical instruments? If so, how much experience? If not, what would you like to play?

Could you kill anyone with said instrument? How? What would your methods be? Destroying the instrument would be fine, but it'd be a plus if you didn't.

If you were stranded on an island, and all you had were 9 2x4's, 30 ft. of rope, what would your third item be?

If you had to give up either both your arms, or both your legs, which would you choose?

Ed and Lisa were found dead in their apartment. Their bodies are surrounded by glass and water, and there's a breeze blowing in from the window. Explain how it happened? (XD)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 27, 2007, 02:30:25 PM
Quote from: Jun-Watarase on October 27, 2007, 01:19:11 PM
Quote from: punk_parfait on October 27, 2007, 10:39:38 AM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 24, 2007, 02:47:51 PMoooh, i like these types of questions now and then; Thanks, Meli.

anywho, on with the answer:
I mostly see the glass itself as half-full, but there are points where you feel like crap and start to see it instead as half-empty; If you don't try to see everything in a positive light, then it will always seem to be half-empty, sometimes even less than that.

How do YOU see it?

I think I look at my glass as containing 50% water. Half is half, it's empty and it's full, it's the same to me. I asked you because I really don't get that question, I suppose I'm too neutral to grasp it.

It's just a way to describe it. If someone asked you to check up on measurements for something, like a container and its contents, you don't describe it as "The container is half." Half what? Is the container half-filled? Or is the container itself in halves? Seems like common sense, but it's incorrect.

As for the "Is the glass half-full or half-empty?" question, I would call it half-empty. You can interpret it as either me being pessimistic, or wanting more out of life, but to me it's more like... full is full. If it's not full anymore, part of it is gone or not there anymore. Like a bottle of soda-- if you take a sip, part of it is gone. It's not full anymore, and that sip makes that part empty.

Okay, since I posted here, I feel obligated to post random questions.
well, you're not obligated to post a question, it's just a option.

Dr. O, what are your fears? Nothing deep or complicated-- something simple, like spiders and the dark.
I'm afraid of drowing.

What's your favorite flavor of Vitasoy? Or Jones.
Never had Vitasoy or Jones before; sorrys.

Why do you try so hard to put up and be nice to PyronIkari when he's an asshole?
Well, it's not that i'm putting up with him and trying to be nice; your conduct online and your conduct in real life are two completely different things; we'll use myself as an example.

Online, i can talk openly(well, almost openly) about things and am a little bit talkative, whereas in real life(read: in person), i'm not the most open person to talk too; i am mostly quiet and tend to listen more than speak.

Earlier on, i immediately started to judge him simply by the way he made himself to appear through his posts, and that was not right of me; i should judge him through both aspects, online and in person. By only seeing him through one spectrum makes me biased, and i don't like to be biased. I'll meet him eventually; Until then, he's pretty much in the 'gray zone', so to speak.


Do you play any musical instruments? If so, how much experience? If not, what would you like to play?
I do not play any musical instruments; I would like to play either the guitar(generic answer, i know), or maybe the violin or the piano.

Could you kill anyone with said instrument? How? What would your methods be? Destroying the instrument would be fine, but it'd be a plus if you didn't.
you could kill anyone with either of those, no matter the method you take.

If you were stranded on an island, and all you had were 9 2x4's, 30 ft. of rope, what would your third item be?
A crate-full of Duct Tape.

If you had to give up either both your arms, or both your legs, which would you choose?
I'd give up my legs.

Ed and Lisa were found dead in their apartment. Their bodies are surrounded by glass and water, and there's a breeze blowing in from the window. Explain how it happened? (XD)
They were high; Everything after that is clouded in pot smoke, ROFL.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jun-Watarase on October 27, 2007, 02:53:53 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice
It's just a way to describe it. If someone asked you to check up on measurements for something, like a container and its contents, you don't describe it as "The container is half." Half what? Is the container half-filled? Or is the container itself in halves? Seems like common sense, but it's incorrect.

As for the "Is the glass half-full or half-empty?" question, I would call it half-empty. You can interpret it as either me being pessimistic, or wanting more out of life, but to me it's more like... full is full. If it's not full anymore, part of it is gone or not there anymore. Like a bottle of soda-- if you take a sip, part of it is gone. It's not full anymore, and that sip makes that part empty.

Okay, since I posted here, I feel obligated to post random questions.
well, you're not obligated to post a question, it's just a option.
I'd feel bad if I didn't. D:

Dr. O, what are your fears? Nothing deep or complicated-- something simple, like spiders and the dark.
I'm afraid of drowing.
That's pretty scary. I can't swim, but I like playing in the water. I'm afraid of submerging myself, though.

What's your favorite flavor of Vitasoy? Or Jones.
Never had Vitasoy or Jones before; sorrys.
Vitasoy is pretty fobby and Asian, I guess. You should try Jones, though. They're awesome-- tons of flavors. On holidays, they have holiday flavors like... for Thanksgiving, there's turkey and mashed potatoes...

Why do you try so hard to put up and be nice to PyronIkari when he's an asshole?
Well, it's not that i'm putting up with him and trying to be nice; your conduct online and your conduct in real life are two completely different things; we'll use myself as an example.

Online, i can talk openly(well, almost openly) about things and am a little bit talkative, whereas in real life(read: in person), i'm not the most open person to talk too; i am mostly quiet and tend to listen more than speak.

Earlier on, i immediately started to judge him simply by the way he made himself to appear through his posts, and that was not right of me; i should judge him through both aspects, online and in person. By only seeing him through one spectrum makes me biased, and i don't like to be biased. I'll meet him eventually; Until then, he's pretty much in the 'gray zone', so to speak.


Mmkay, but don't force yourself to do anything you don't want to do.

Do you play any musical instruments? If so, how much experience? If not, what would you like to play?
I do not play any musical instruments; I would like to play either the guitar(generic answer, i know), or maybe the violin or the piano.
I'm learning to play the piano, and self-teaching myself to play guitar, too. I'm also starting violin lessons next year. I'm doing some drums, being taught by a couple of friends. Instruments are wonderful, and it's never too late to try. Go for it if you want to, because it's a great skill to have when you want to express yourself or have a productive hobby.

Could you kill anyone with said instrument? How? What would your methods be? Destroying the instrument would be fine, but it'd be a plus if you didn't.
you could kill anyone with either of those, no matter the method you take.
Aww, I expected a more creative answer than that. I would've used "would" instead of "could", but then you could answer no. All the instruments you chose had wire and wood. It would've been nice if you played around with that.

If you were stranded on an island, and all you had were 9 2x4's, 30 ft. of rope, what would your third item be?
A crate-full of Duct Tape.
With so little option, I would've chose something that'd entertain me since I'd feel there'd be no hope getting off the island alive if I didn't know where I was.

If you had to give up either both your arms, or both your legs, which would you choose?
I'd give up my legs.
I'd do the same, probably for similar reasons.

Ed and Lisa were found dead in their apartment. Their bodies are surrounded by glass and water, and there's a breeze blowing in from the window. Explain how it happened? (XD)
They were high; Everything after that is clouded in pot smoke, ROFL.
They were both goldfish and the wind knocked her the fishbowl.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: PyronIkari on October 27, 2007, 10:19:32 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 27, 2007, 02:30:25 PMWhy do you try so hard to put up and be nice to PyronIkari when he's an asshole?
Well, it's not that i'm putting up with him and trying to be nice; your conduct online and your conduct in real life are two completely different things; we'll use myself as an example.
That doesn't make any sense, nor didit answer the question...

Your conduct online and in real life shouldn't be different, as they're reflections of who you are regardless of the false sense of anonyminity that comes with being behind a wall of text.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 28, 2007, 02:53:39 PM
Quote from: PyronIkari on October 27, 2007, 10:19:32 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 27, 2007, 02:30:25 PMWhy do you try so hard to put up and be nice to PyronIkari when he's an asshole?
Well, it's not that i'm putting up with him and trying to be nice; your conduct online and your conduct in real life are two completely different things; we'll use myself as an example.
That doesn't make any sense, nor didit answer the question...

Your conduct online and in real life shouldn't be different, as they're reflections of who you are regardless of the false sense of anonyminity that comes with being behind a wall of text.
somewhat true, but everyone acts differently given the situation/circumstances. Those that have met me in person can easily see a difference.

I'm hoping you read that whole answer and not just the first sentence you pulled.

I still stand by my post. I'll judge you when I meet you, but you're still in that 'gray zone' for now.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on October 28, 2007, 11:29:49 PM

Whats that? feel something different in the air?

Day light savings no longer in Oct?

Where did that Hour go?

Why is now in the 1st weekend of November?

is this like the 2K bug all over again?

what would you do with the 'extra' hour?

Does this mean we all have the power to turn back time?

Ever wish you could turn back time?

how about pause?

Save/replay the best moment of your life?

Add directors commentary?

If there was a movie about you, which celebrity would they cast you as?

If you were Doctor Who, where you could like go and how would u like to save the universe?

Who would your lovely assistant be?  :D

how about a side kick?

your rival nemesis?

What kind of accent would you like to have?

how many episodes would it take to save the universe?

dont forget to bribe the architech.
312 years is along time to crawl threw... well you know.

almost monday. doh.  ::)



Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: PyronIkari on October 28, 2007, 11:31:40 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 28, 2007, 02:53:39 PM
somewhat true, but everyone acts differently given the situation/circumstances. Those that have met me in person can easily see a difference.

I'm hoping you read that whole answer and not just the first sentence you pulled.

I still stand by my post. I'll judge you when I meet you, but you're still in that 'gray zone' for now.

Then you're just as fake and pathetic as you seem.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 28, 2007, 11:54:15 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 28, 2007, 02:53:39 PM
Quote from: PyronIkari on October 27, 2007, 10:19:32 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 27, 2007, 02:30:25 PMWhy do you try so hard to put up and be nice to PyronIkari when he's an asshole?
Well, it's not that i'm putting up with him and trying to be nice; your conduct online and your conduct in real life are two completely different things; we'll use myself as an example.
That doesn't make any sense, nor didit answer the question...

Your conduct online and in real life shouldn't be different, as they're reflections of who you are regardless of the false sense of anonyminity that comes with being behind a wall of text.
somewhat true, but everyone acts differently given the situation/circumstances. Those that have met me in person can easily see a difference.

I'm hoping you read that whole answer and not just the first sentence you pulled.

I still stand by my post. I'll judge you when I meet you, but you're still in that 'gray zone' for now.


I can attest to this. lol I has PROOFS!

You didn't see my typo did you?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 29, 2007, 12:07:12 AM
Quote from: PyronIkari on October 28, 2007, 11:31:40 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 28, 2007, 02:53:39 PM
somewhat true, but everyone acts differently given the situation/circumstances. Those that have met me in person can easily see a difference.

I'm hoping you read that whole answer and not just the first sentence you pulled.

I still stand by my post. I'll judge you when I meet you, but you're still in that 'gray zone' for now.

Then you're just as fake and pathetic as you seem.

Please refrain from using such comments. Otaku is my friend, and as I see it, he was baited into a flaming discussion. Stop. I am not usually this defensive with anyone, but flame baiting, on the internet, is rather pathetic.

I don't care what you do in real life, or on the internet. As far as I am concerned everyone here is equal. Treat them as such, or don't comment at all.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 29, 2007, 12:08:14 AM
Quote from: PyronIkari on October 28, 2007, 11:31:40 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 28, 2007, 02:53:39 PM
somewhat true, but everyone acts differently given the situation/circumstances. Those that have met me in person can easily see a difference.

I'm hoping you read that whole answer and not just the first sentence you pulled.

I still stand by my post. I'll judge you when I meet you, but you're still in that 'gray zone' for now.

Then you're just as fake and pathetic as you seem.
now, that is where you are so very, very wrong.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 29, 2007, 12:27:19 AM
Quote from: Jerry on October 28, 2007, 11:29:49 PM

Whats that? feel something different in the air?
it's probably the smog.

Day light savings no longer in Oct?
i want it to stay!

Where did that Hour go?
gone, sent away until it returns next year.

Why is now in the 1st weekend of November?
Blame Bush; it was HIS idea.

is this like the Y2K bug all over again?
aw man, the Y2K bug made me laugh so hard...

what would you do with the 'extra' hour?
bask in that magical sunlight.

Does this mean we all have the power to turn back time?
i wish.

Ever wish you could turn back time?
i think i just answered your question.

how about pause?
yea, just like a VCR!!

Save/replay the best moment of your life?
el oh el.

Add directors commentary?
Christopher Walken would do the commentary along with me.

If there was a movie about you, which celebrity would they cast you as?
like i would know that....

If you were Doctor Who, where would you like to go and how would u like to save the universe?
more like 'were wouldn't i go?'; i'd save the universe by running everything over with the TARDIS.

Who would your lovely assistant be?  :D
take a guess...

how about a side kick?
isn't my assistant basically my sidekick? oh well..

your rival nemesis?
the government.

What kind of accent would you like to have?
the one the current Doctor Who has.

how many episodes would it take to save the universe?
somewhere between 50 and 75.

don't forget to bribe the architect.
312 years is a long time to crawl through... well you know.
unless you fall in again, which makes it 624 years, and fall in AGAIN....936 years...
almost Monday. doh.  ::)
gah, Monday..



Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: PyronIkari on October 29, 2007, 01:21:35 AM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on October 29, 2007, 12:07:12 AM

Please refrain from using such comments. Otaku is my friend, and as I see it, he was baited into a flaming discussion. Stop. I am not usually this defensive with anyone, but flame baiting, on the internet, is rather pathetic.

I don't care what you do in real life, or on the internet. As far as I am concerned everyone here is equal. Treat them as such, or don't comment at all.

It wasn't flame bait... it was a statement about his personality that I have observed. Frankly, I don't care if you're his friend, as that has no bearing on any thing. See, people aren't equal. People excel and are weak at different things... including personality and social skill. I respect people accordingly. If I can't dislike a person because they act stupidly towards me then wow, what a pathetic mess of a world you probably live in. If I'm supposed to like him(or pretend to) just because he is your friend, then... crap... might as well kill me now, because god knows I won't pretend to.

Quotenow, that is where you are so very, very wrong.

You've proven to me otherwise(as a lot of this forum has actually). Frankly, I can respect someone that can be honest with his feelings based on a logical set of reasonings, even if they are negative towards me, over someone as fake as you. The basis of dislike that most people had against me were totally bull reasons that revolved around "OH HE'S NOT NICE TO ME AND MY FRIENDS! He doesn't act all happy lucky and has negative things to say, and negative things about me or anyone I know are bad!" And despite this, you people talk down about so many other people because they are not part of your little clique.

Only a whole 4 people had the balls to talk to me about my views and perspectives in an attempt to try and understand(and 2 of them acted so fake when talking to me, it was painful having to sit through it). You people are human, why not act it, instead of trying to be a little show piece that has to always be liked, and cannot do anything that they think will be reflected as "not good".
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: G.I.R on October 29, 2007, 01:28:04 AM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 29, 2007, 12:27:19 AM
Quote from: Jerry on October 28, 2007, 11:29:49 PM

how many episodes would it take to save the universe?
somewhere between 50 and 75.
lol!  This should be a primary lesson in writing for television.  ::)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jun-Watarase on October 29, 2007, 01:51:38 AM
Okay, well... I agree with everything Pyron said in the above post, but I'm afraid some of you might see it as bias.

Thing is, Otaku, you do seem to put up with it more than you would like to for the sake of being the "good guy". Don't push yourself to do anything you don't want to do, but if you strongly feel that you need to push yourself to be friendly when it is clearly not something you naturally feel like you want to do, it does become quite fake in appearance. As far as I'm concerned, I can at least respect that, but being yourself and following what you feel like you want to do is suggested.

As for Xphobiax's defense, him being your friend isn't any reason for someone expressing their opinion, negative or not. (It was a bit uncalled for, though, hon.) This forum, and all the people within it-- actually, in the entire world, no one is equal. The idea of human equality was invented to justify more extreme cases of inequality in history, but doesn't necessarily apply to more modern standards. Some people are better than others, and some are nearly useless. There's no point in denying that, despite the fact that they are indeed people.

Pyron is very honest about his feelings and opinions. Even though most of you might not want him to post his comments at all, him being nice about most of the statements he makes would be him lying about what he feels. If he doesn't like you, Otaku, he isn't going to pretend to. Thing is, though... there really isn't any reason for you to like him, either. In fact, you have much reason not to like him. It isn't an obligation to be friendly and nice to everyone you meet. It can be part of your personality, but you don't need to make an effort for anyone specific, especially when you get treated negatively by said person. That actually goes for a lot of the people here.

When I hung out with you guys (the Fanimafia group), even though it wasn't that long of a term, I became somewhat familiar with the ones I did meet in person. When we're separated, you guys talk so much shit about each other... but you guys stick together and act all friendly EVEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT PERSON, so all of you are just this one happy group as if you can't find any other people to be with. A lot of you are really nice, and some are actually wonderful in person-- but I can't help to feel like a lot of it is fake.

I know pretty much everyone here would have thoughts like, "Well, I act like myself... so if people like me, they like me for me." but the thing is, even though it IS yourself, you only show a portion of it that you think people will like. Everything else is filtered and kept to yourself to the point that it becomes a facade... and your friendships with people become shallow and maintained by just a lot of people trying really hard just to be friendly with each other, rather than real people.

If you don't like a person, don't push yourself to like them. If a friendship was meant to be, something about them that appeals to you will show up eventually. If a person doesn't like you, fuck them. Don't bother them, and don't end up making yourself feel stupid by trying. Be friends with people you like, and agree with opinions because you agree. Don't just act like a bunch of sheep that try to maintain some sort of flawless society of people that're only friends with people who are willing to put up a friendly act.


Anyways, it's really hard for me to say anything on this forum now... A lot of you make it a pretty tense environment for me, because it seems like you guys strongly associate me with Pyron because I'm his girlfriend. Some of you guys even tried to "save me" from him, but forgot that I'm my own person. I hope this isn't the case, and that my words will be viewed upon as my own. Thanks.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Sunara Ishi on October 29, 2007, 02:01:07 AM
If the Things in the Universe forum has a child forum, who is the father?

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on October 29, 2007, 07:54:17 AM
Monday Monday Monday...

Why cant it be Friday?

Halloween is a upon us.

Why a pumpkin?

whats the more interesting (non cosplay costume) you've seen?

do you prefer scary or cute costumes?

best halloween theme you've seen?

best halloween tv special you've seen?

best candy out there?

if you could have candy, what would be in it and what would you call it?

whats the best halloween story you know?

know of any parties?

Why does a ghost say 'Boo' ?

Why can't zombies talk?

Why does Count (dracula) count? (1, 2, 3...)

Why is he really called Frankenberry?

Are mummys really that scary?

bitten by a wolf man lately?

Seen any Full moons?

Met Dr. Who yet?


eh.. its almost halloween.

i need another weekend already. ^_^
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: PyronIkari on October 29, 2007, 08:30:57 AM
Quote from: Jun-Watarase on October 29, 2007, 01:51:38 AM
Some of you guys even tried to "save me" from him, but forgot that I'm my own person. I hope this isn't the case, and that my words will be viewed upon as my own. Thanks.

Ah... the only thing that has happened on this forum that had actually angered me. People telling my girlfriend that she shouldn't be with me, and that they would look down on her because...

She understands where I come from and likes my honesty over someone that acts fake and hides things.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on October 29, 2007, 09:01:57 AM

How many licks does it take to the center of a toosie pop?

Did you ever get that hair cut?

Ever try giving yourself a hair cut?

What should someone do with random hair trimmings?

if you plant hair trimmings what would happen?

Mondays ugh. still not over....
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 29, 2007, 11:57:03 AM
I totally meant something else by the word 'equal'. Equal as in one person to one person, not as a whole. As in equal respect, you know the 'treat others as you would like to be treated' sorta thing.  One, I am NOT apart of the fanimafia. In all respects, I was just merely stating an opinion that was uncalled for. (being the fake and pathetic statement) He is a friend and I will stand up for my friends. (I always do, It's a fualt I am willing to admit) But to each their own. I am an outsider and view such things as an outsider. I will continue to do so, and frankly, the people who know me...know damn good and well I don't give two shits about what goes on between everyone. It's distracing from the main picture.

Anyways, it's really hard for me to say anything on this forum now... A lot of you make it a pretty tense environment for me, because it seems like you guys strongly associate me with Pyron because I'm his girlfriend.

Well, I don't. I think it's stupid to associate someone like that. I hope you are all proud of yourselves. (Myself included) I come from a different point in life, and I am sorry that 'I don't know what the story is'. I'd rather not know, but I get stuck with people's own version of what's going on anyways. There's a bigger problem here then you are willing to see. I guess that happens when  large group of people get stuck together. I have this intense respect for people, no matter who they are (it's another fualt I admit) and I hope you understand that.

Looking down on people becuase of who they are or what you think of them, is foolish. I, for one, will continue to visit people and talk with them. I don't give a shit what everyone else says until I meet that person. (I do agree with the not liking a person, but there are more tolerable ways to deal with that...I won't get into that*fualts on ethics and ettiquett*)
There is quite a bit of shit-slinging here. I hope you're all happy, becuase you all made yourselves look like asses. I am not proud to be on this board.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on October 29, 2007, 01:23:22 PM
this monday wont end....

anyone want a Macadamias Nut?

They from Hawaii and look might tasty.  :D
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: el_mas_chingon on October 29, 2007, 05:05:26 PM
Oí, que bonita conversación acabo de encontrar.  Tantas mamonadas que no se donde empezar.  Como estamos en esta última página a horita voy a ir con la conversación que esta pasando.  Yo soporto lo que dijo este muchacho Otakuapprentice.  No importa quien eres dependiendo con quien te juntas dependerá como actúas.  Muchacho PyronIkari, te apuesto que tu no le hables a tus padres o a cualquier autoridad en la forma en que le hablas a la gente aquí.  Nadie lo quiere decir pero yo lo diré, eres bien mamón como piensas que sabes todo y que tu forma de pensar es correcta. 

Quote from: PyronIkari on October 28, 2007, 11:31:40 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 28, 2007, 02:53:39 PM
somewhat true, but everyone acts differently given the situation/circumstances. Those that have met me in person can easily see a difference.

I'm hoping you read that whole answer and not just the first sentence you pulled.

I still stand by my post. I'll judge you when I meet you, but you're still in that 'gray zone' for now.

Then you're just as fake and pathetic as you seem.

Esto es pura mamonadas.  Como dije antes, no pienso que seas tan pendejo como hablarle a tus padres come les hablas a todos los demás en este lugar.

Quote from: PyronIkari on October 29, 2007, 01:21:35 AM


Quotenow, that is where you are so very, very wrong.

You've proven to me otherwise(as a lot of this forum has actually). Frankly, I can respect someone that can be honest with his feelings based on a logical set of reasonings, even if they are negative towards me, over someone as fake as you. The basis of dislike that most people had against me were totally bull reasons that revolved around "OH HE'S NOT NICE TO ME AND MY FRIENDS! He doesn't act all happy lucky and has negative things to say, and negative things about me or anyone I know are bad!" And despite this, you people talk down about so many other people because they are not part of your little clique.


Tampoco seas tan creído.  ¿Piensas porque todos te atacan cuando tu atacas a los amigos todos te odian?  Estas muy equivocado.  Yo no te conozco y en toda verdad me vale madre si un día nos encontramos en el mismo lugar pero te voy a decir porque yo pienso que eres un mamón.  En toda simpleza la razón porque pienso eso es porque andas caminando como si fueras bien chingón y solo buscas pleito.  También tus explicaciones para defender tus puntos de vista mitad de la vez no tienen sentido.

A ver que otra mamonada ay aquí.

Quote from: Jun-Watarase on October 29, 2007, 01:51:38 AM

Pyron is very honest about his feelings and opinions. Even though most of you might not want him to post his comments at all, him being nice about most of the statements he makes would be him lying about what he feels. If he doesn't like you, Otaku, he isn't going to pretend to. Thing is, though... there really isn't any reason for you to like him, either. In fact, you have much reason not to like him. It isn't an obligation to be friendly and nice to everyone you meet. It can be part of your personality, but you don't need to make an effort for anyone specific, especially when you get treated negatively by said person. That actually goes for a lot of the people here.

¿honesto Pyron?  Haha no me hagas reír.  Este mamón que llamas tu novio es tan falso como dice que los demás son.  Porque a ti te apuesto cuando tu haces algo que el sabe es incorrecto no te da explicación por explicación de tantas mamonadas.

Y si, Otaku no tiene que ser esta persona que es buena hacia todos, pero eso es lo que hace a Otaku una persona mejor que Pyron.  Hay dos formas de comunicar cuando uno tiene una opinión diferente en un asunto.  Uno puede ser calmado y respetuoso así nadie es insultado o se siente atacad.  Tu mamón de novio le encanta atacar a la gente, así que su forma de hablar siempre va hacer ignorada o la gente pensara que el es un puto.

Quote from: PyronIkari on October 29, 2007, 08:30:57 AM
Quote from: Jun-Watarase on October 29, 2007, 01:51:38 AM
Some of you guys even tried to "save me" from him, but forgot that I'm my own person. I hope this isn't the case, and that my words will be viewed upon as my own. Thanks.

Ah... the only thing that has happened on this forum that had actually angered me. People telling my girlfriend that she shouldn't be with me, and that they would look down on her because...

She understands where I come from and likes my honesty over someone that acts fake and hides things.

¿Sabes que si pudiera convertir todas tus mamonadas en dinero nadie seria pobra?  Te diré porque todos quieren como dices "salvar" a esta chica.  La razón es porque en realidad tú eres un wey.  Si hablas a todos con una autoridad como si fueras un santo, ¿cual es la probabilidad que un día le hables a tu novia así?  Como gente buena, ellos no quieren ver a esta chica llorar porque un wey como tu no sabe como respetar a la gente.

En fin, los dos de ustedes tienen que realizar que no son tan importantes o tan grandes como piensen que son.  Yo soy el mas chingón y yo si se de lo que estoy hablando.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 29, 2007, 08:03:22 PM
wow, this much over the course of 15 hours; thank goodness i took care of other things first, 'cause this is gonna take me a while to sort through. here we go.....

Quote from: PyronIkariYou've proven to me otherwise(as a lot of this forum has actually). Frankly, I can respect someone that can be honest with his feelings based on a logical set of reasonings, even if they are negative towards me, over someone as fake as you. The basis of dislike that most people had against me were totally bull reasons that revolved around "OH HE'S NOT NICE TO ME AND MY FRIENDS! He doesn't act all happy lucky and has negative things to say, and negative things about me or anyone I know are bad!" And despite this, you people talk down about so many other people because they are not part of your little clique.

Only a whole 4 people had the balls to talk to me about my views and perspectives in an attempt to try and understand(and 2 of them acted so fake when talking to me, it was painful having to sit through it). You people are human, why not act it, instead of trying to be a little show piece that has to always be liked, and cannot do anything that they think will be reflected as "not good".
wow, you're really fscking quick to judge a person you don't even know, more so someone you have never met before.

Quote from: Jun-Watarase
Okay, well... I agree with everything Pyron said in the above post, but I'm afraid some of you might see it as bias.

Thing is, Otaku, you do seem to put up with it more than you would like to for the sake of being the "good guy". Don't push yourself to do anything you don't want to do, but if you strongly feel that you need to push yourself to be friendly when it is clearly not something you naturally feel like you want to do, it does become quite fake in appearance. As far as I'm concerned, I can at least respect that, but being yourself and following what you feel like you want to do is suggested.
my actions are in no way 'fake'; i don't push myself to be friendly, it's simply who i am.

As for Xphobiax's defense, him being your friend isn't any reason for someone expressing their opinion, negative or not. (It was a bit uncalled for, though, hon.) This forum, and all the people within it-- actually, in the entire world, no one is equal. The idea of human equality was invented to justify more extreme cases of inequality in history, but doesn't necessarily apply to more modern standards. Some people are better than others, and some are nearly useless. There's no point in denying that, despite the fact that they are indeed people.

Pyron is very honest about his feelings and opinions. Even though most of you might not want him to post his comments at all, him being nice about most of the statements he makes would be him lying about what he feels. If he doesn't like you, Otaku, he isn't going to pretend to. Thing is, though... there really isn't any reason for you to like him, either. In fact, you have much reason not to like him. It isn't an obligation to be friendly and nice to everyone you meet. It can be part of your personality, but you don't need to make an effort for anyone specific, especially when you get treated negatively by said person. That actually goes for a lot of the people here.
yea, he's REAL honest. I've actually found most of his posts to be hilarious, so i could care less what he posts most of the time.

Once again, i never said i liked him OR was trying to be nice, and no one better try to pull up a earlier post that says i do.

My niceness has always been a part of my personality, always will be. I've yet to have a problem with anyone here, which is why i havent blasted anyone yet.


When I hung out with you guys (the Fanimafia group), even though it wasn't that long of a term, I became somewhat familiar with the ones I did meet in person. When we're separated, you guys talk so much shit about each other... but you guys stick together and act all friendly EVEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT PERSON, so all of you are just this one happy group as if you can't find any other people to be with. A lot of you are really nice, and some are actually wonderful in person-- but I can't help to feel like a lot of it is fake.

alot of people here are actually very nice, but i'm pretty oblivious as to what happens outside of the boards and other things, since i'm slightly isolated from the general area.

I know pretty much everyone here would have thoughts like, "Well, I act like myself... so if people like me, they like me for me." but the thing is, even though it IS yourself, you only show a portion of it that you think people will like. Everything else is filtered and kept to yourself to the point that it becomes a facade... and your friendships with people become shallow and maintained by just a lot of people trying really hard just to be friendly with each other, rather than real people.
i show people what i have always been, nothing else.

If you don't like a person, don't push yourself to like them. If a friendship was meant to be, something about them that appeals to you will show up eventually. If a person doesn't like you, fuck them. Don't bother them, and don't end up making yourself feel stupid by trying. Be friends with people you like, and agree with opinions because you agree. Don't just act like a bunch of sheep that try to maintain some sort of flawless society of people that're only friends with people who are willing to put up a friendly act.

Anyways, it's really hard for me to say anything on this forum now... A lot of you make it a pretty tense environment for me, because it seems like you guys strongly associate me with Pyron because I'm his girlfriend. Some of you guys even tried to "save me" from him, but forgot that I'm my own person. I hope this isn't the case, and that my words will be viewed upon as my own. Thanks.
i really don't give a damn if you're with Mikey or not; it's your own choice who you're with, not mine. I associate Pyron for who he is, and i associate you for who you are.

Someone give this girl a friggin' medal!

man, i've got a long way to go...

Quote from: XpHoBiaX on October 29, 2007, 11:57:03 AM
I totally meant something else by the word 'equal'. Equal as in one person to one person, not as a whole. As in equal respect, you know the 'treat others as you would like to be treated' sorta thing.  One, I am NOT apart of the fanimafia. In all respects, I was just merely stating an opinion that was uncalled for. (being the fake and pathetic statement) He is a friend and I will stand up for my friends. (I always do, It's a fualt I am willing to admit) But to each their own. I am an outsider and view such things as an outsider. I will continue to do so, and frankly, the people who know me...know damn good and well I don't give two shits about what goes on between everyone. It's distracing from the main picture.

Anyways, it's really hard for me to say anything on this forum now... A lot of you make it a pretty tense environment for me, because it seems like you guys strongly associate me with Pyron because I'm his girlfriend.

Well, I don't. I think it's stupid to associate someone like that. I hope you are all proud of yourselves. (Myself included) I come from a different point in life, and I am sorry that 'I don't know what the story is'. I'd rather not know, but I get stuck with people's own version of what's going on anyways. There's a bigger problem here then you are willing to see. I guess that happens when  large group of people get stuck together. I have this intense respect for people, no matter who they are (it's another fualt I admit) and I hope you understand that.

Looking down on people becuase of who they are or what you think of them, is foolish. I, for one, will continue to visit people and talk with them. I don't give a shit what everyone else says until I meet that person. (I do agree with the not liking a person, but there are more tolerable ways to deal with that...I won't get into that*fualts on ethics and ettiquett*)
There is quite a bit of shit-slinging here. I hope you're all happy, becuase you all made yourselves look like asses. I am not proud to be on this board.
phobia is one of the few people that is LITERALLY seeing this from an outside point of view(SHE SO FAR AWAY!!) good tip of advice: try to stay as far away from this as possible.

Quote from: el_mas_chingon*edited for length*
wow, am i glad i know how to read/speak spanish.

now to finsh off this post; hmm, how i can put this, lemme see......ah, i know how.


Pyron/Mikey: you call me fake, sad and pathetic, yet you are simply taking the very little information you are getting about me from this board and only from this board. Everyone that has ever met me has seen me the same way that anyone will see me; a nice person, because that is who i naturally am; for me to change that would equal to me being 'fake'.

you keep forgetting something...this is the internet; the vast(emphasis on vast) majority of people that are on the internet act in a completely opposite way than they do in real life simply because they have a sense of anonymity on the Web. My posts stay as close to my conversations in person. I could talk smack and cuss you out six ways to sunday and back if i wanted to, but that's not who i am; I'm not gonna change for anyone. I'll still judge you when i meet you, if i ever do that is.

Jun/Kasumi: so you're with Mikey....tell me if i care; I'm not your parents. It's your choice who you are with; If you are happy, then be happy.

Phobia: PLEASE don't get anymore involved with this; it's best you don't.

E.M.C(el_mas_chingon): si puedes, por favor pone tus respuestas en ingles el proximo ves; el mayoria de los personas que vienen a este sitio no puden leer espanol, pero me gusto lo que tenias que decir; gracias.


*pissed-off mode engaged*TO EVERYONE ELSE: STICK TO THE DAMN THREAD TOPIC!!this is a question thread, not a i'm-gonna-bite-your-head-off thread. take whatever shit you have against each other in either PM's(personal messages), or take it off the boards. i don't like to see this bullshit taking up screenspace; it's fucking pointless, and it gets us all nowhere.
If you all wanna start acting like you're still in fucking high school and making drama and shit, go do that in 4chan; they will take you with open arms.

this thread has a small, simple set of rules(even a damn monkey could follow them!!) on the front page; either follow them or don't fucking post.
*pissed-off mode disengaged*

i hope i don't see anymore of this fucking shit in my thread....
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 29, 2007, 08:30:50 PM
Looks like some people are actually sticking to the point of the thread..

Quote from: Sunara Ishi
If the Things in the Universe forum has a child forum, who is the father?
uhh......paternity test, anyone??

Quote from: Jerry
Monday Monday Monday...
looks like somebody's got a case of the mondays...

Why cant it be Friday?
because we must suffer through the week to enjoy friday.

Halloween is a upon us.
damn straight.

Why a pumpkin?
they're so tasty..especially when they are in the pie format.

whats the more interesting (non cosplay costume) you've seen?
Gumby...'nuff said.

do you prefer scary or cute costumes?
both.

best halloween theme you've seen?
uhhhh...

best halloween tv special you've seen?
watching Stephen King's Misery.

best candy out there?
Dum Dum Pops and Bite-Size Snickers

if you could have candy, what would be in it and what would you call it?
the worlds best ingredients for candy; it would be called....'Candy'.

whats the best halloween story you know?
im not the best person to be asking that.

know of any parties?
gah, i wish.

Why does a ghost say 'Boo' ?
its better he say that instead of saying 'Hi, i'm a ghost; im here to scare you and make you run away, screaming and crying. i'll just float here and look all spooky and stuff.'

Why can't zombies talk?
same reason why a ghost says 'Boo'.

Why does Count (dracula) count? (1, 2, 3...)
He's got OCD(no offense to those that actually have OCD)

Why is he really called Frankenberry?
his brain's a piece of fruit.

Are mummys really that scary?
no; they should be scared of us, seeing as how they are a big walking roll of toilet paper.

bitten by a wolf man lately?
nope, thank god.

Seen any Full moons?
yup.

Met Dr. Who yet?
he's like Waldo; i've yet to find the gimp.

eh.. its almost halloween.
two day left, to be exact.

i need another weekend already. ^_^
don't we all?

Quote from: Jerry

How many licks does it take to the center of a toosie pop?
ask a girl that and you'll get a weird response...

Did you ever get that hair cut?
sadly, no...and i need it badly.

Ever try giving yourself a hair cut?
no...smegging...way.

What should someone do with random hair trimmings?
sell them??

if you plant hair trimmings what would happen?
LOOKIE!!! ITS A HAIR TREE!! FREE WIGS FOR EVERYBODY!!!

Mondays ugh. still not over....
you'll survive

Quote from: Jerry
this monday wont end....
Groundhog Day, anyone?

anyone want a Macadamias Nut?
never liked the taste much, but i could give it a second chance.

They from Hawaii and look might tasty.  :D
but aren't they expensive? oh well...
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on October 29, 2007, 09:16:00 PM
Do you like cheese, and which ones?
Do you buy a big piece of cheese and cut it yourself or do you let someone else cut the cheese?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: PyronIkari on October 30, 2007, 12:08:15 AM
Quote from: el_mas_chingon on October 29, 2007, 05:05:26 PM
Oí, que bonita conversación acabo de encontrar.  Tantas mamonadas que no se donde empezar.  Como estamos en esta última página a horita voy a ir con la conversación que esta pasando.  Yo soporto lo que dijo este muchacho Otakuapprentice.  No importa quien eres dependiendo con quien te juntas dependerá como actúas.  Muchacho PyronIkari, te apuesto que tu no le hables a tus padres o a cualquier autoridad en la forma en que le hablas a la gente aquí.  Nadie lo quiere decir pero yo lo diré, eres bien mamón como piensas que sabes todo y que tu forma de pensar es correcta.

Really? And not even the balls to say it to me in English? ^^ I find that quite cute. Atleast you said it though, that's atleast half respectable, but then you went and made a mistake by making bad claims about me that don't add up. Basically... you do what you accused me of doing...

QuoteEsto es pura mamonadas.  Como dije antes, no pienso que seas tan pendejo como hablarle a tus padres come les hablas a todos los demás en este lugar.

I speak to my parents the same way when they deserved to be spoken to like this. You seem to understand... that I speak honestly to people. NOTE: I've cussed out plenty of cops before for harassing me for different reasons(race, age, etc.) and they ended up apologizing to me for wronly doing so. Will I speak down to someone that doesn't deserve it? Nope, but if someone gives me a reason to, I shall.

Quote
Tampoco seas tan creído.  ¿Piensas porque todos te atacan cuando tu atacas a los amigos todos te odian?  Estas muy equivocado.  Yo no te conozco y en toda verdad me vale madre si un día nos encontramos en el mismo lugar pero te voy a decir porque yo pienso que eres un mamón.  En toda simpleza la razón porque pienso eso es porque andas caminando como si fueras bien chingón y solo buscas pleito.  También tus explicaciones para defender tus puntos de vista mitad de la vez no tienen sentido.

A ver que otra mamonada ay aquí.

Oh please, do you even know how any of this even started? Or are you just as blind and stupid as the rest of the mob mentallity and see me "attacking" someone, which automatically makes the the victim, thusly being right. I'm guessing the latter seeing that you show nothing but that. How I defend my views DO make sense, as I follow the logical reasonings behind why and what the things say on a more global level than most people do. More than just "I think this..." like the majority of people. They don't care to see different perspectives and reasonings, and frankly, and I've fully understood from the beginning that if I say something to one person, the mob will attack me based on that reasoning alone "you are attacking one of us". That's how things go, people don't want to think or look at the picture as a whole, they want to save the victim, who clearly must be the one being attacked. Despite whether or not what I say is true, correct, logical, bearing... people will try and help the victim.

Quote¿honesto Pyron?  Haha no me hagas reír.  Este mamón que llamas tu novio es tan falso como dice que los demás son.  Porque a ti te apuesto cuando tu haces algo que el sabe es incorrecto no te da explicación por explicación de tantas mamonadas.

Y si, Otaku no tiene que ser esta persona que es buena hacia todos, pero eso es lo que hace a Otaku una persona mejor que Pyron.  Hay dos formas de comunicar cuando uno tiene una opinión diferente en un asunto.  Uno puede ser calmado y respetuoso así nadie es insultado o se siente atacad.  Tu mamón de novio le encanta atacar a la gente, así que su forma de hablar siempre va hacer ignorada o la gente pensara que el es un puto.
How aren't I honest? Learn what a flame is. Insulting someone or putting someone down, is not an insult. A flame is a baseless pointless attack. Nothing I said was baseless, nor pointless. Insulting, yeah, obviously I am... and it's pretty well known I'm an asshole... to people that I think deserve it. Psst, here's a hint man, I usually insult after I get talked back to.

Also, you're incorrect about being good to "all people". I'm curious as to how old you are? This world doesn't work that way, and frankly, by being nothing but nice to people, people never learn and grow. People learn more through their faults than empty praise. I am respectful to people, when they deserve respsect, when they give respect(not empty flattery, or bull shit fronts... but actual respect). Most of the people on this forum don't show respect. They throw out empty compliments, and talk shit behind each others back. I got this reputation, and this status on this forum, because of the Maid Cafe thread, in which I pointed out problems, things they were doing wrong, and what they could do to make it more authentic, and different possibilities they could have. I ASKED to see what limitations they had so I could think about different ways to get around them and make it work. I was attacked and insulted, because I didn't say "WOW THIS IDEA IS SO GREAT YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!" So I pushed back, I was technically the one that got attacked, but it didn't work out that way, because I was "nobody(though in actuality that's not true)" and I was questioning/criticizing their ideas. They then banded together and got me banned(which was overturned for being bull) then banned again(which again was overturned). So... what was that about me not making sense with what I say? I can offer full explainations, the reasons why things happened, and the different perspectives of not only my position, but the positions of many of the others involved. What did you provide, other than calling me a bunch of names? ^^

Quote¿Sabes que si pudiera convertir todas tus mamonadas en dinero nadie seria pobra?  Te diré porque todos quieren como dices "salvar" a esta chica.  La razón es porque en realidad tú eres un wey.  Si hablas a todos con una autoridad como si fueras un santo, ¿cual es la probabilidad que un día le hables a tu novia así?  Como gente buena, ellos no quieren ver a esta chica llorar porque un wey como tu no sabe como respetar a la gente.

En fin, los dos de ustedes tienen que realizar que no son tan importantes o tan grandes como piensen que son.  Yo soy el mas chingón y yo si se de lo que estoy hablando.

In reality, I'm extremely honest and caring about how things are, and want things to be in a state of decent standing. I don't like things that are based on lies, even if it *seems* stable and happy, if the balance of realistic basis isn't there, then to me, it shouldn't be like that. I don't go out of my way to fix the problems of the world, but *I WILL ADDRESS THE PROBLEMS THAT ARE INVOVLED IN THINGS WITHIN MY OWN LIFE*. I've been part of Fanime for years, and am friends with many of the staff, and many of them asked me to join this forum a long time ago for reasons such as the maid cafe due to my expertise in different areas, as well as my contribution to the con itself. Do I get angry at my girlfriend and tell her she does stupid things when she does stupid things? Yup, and she takes it as that and she won't listen to me? Yup, and she knows, for me to get to that point, she isn't listening and she really considers why I said/did whatever it is that I did and she lets it sink in. If she still disagrees then she'll come back and talk to me and if she's calm about it, I'm calm about it.

I'm not as important/big/amazing as I think I am? That's funny, you really don't know what I think of myself, seeing that outside of defending my position in what I say and why I do things, I rarely ever talk about myself.

Quote
Pyron/Mikey: you call me fake, sad and pathetic, yet you are simply taking the very little information you are getting about me from this board and only from this board. Everyone that has ever met me has seen me the same way that anyone will see me; a nice person, because that is who i naturally am; for me to change that would equal to me being 'fake'.
Funny... a lot of my friends say that about me. A lot of my friends call me one of the nicest people they know, because of how much I'm willing to do to help out a friend when I can. Being honest doesn't change that.

Quoteyou keep forgetting something...this is the internet; the vast(emphasis on vast) majority of people that are on the internet act in a completely opposite way than they do in real life simply because they have a sense of anonymity on the Web. My posts stay as close to my conversations in person. I could talk smack and cuss you out six ways to sunday and back if i wanted to, but that's not who i am; I'm not gonna change for anyone. I'll still judge you when i meet you, if i ever do that is.

And? What does that change? It's what you are still. It's a falsified view of who you are to be a total stupid ass on the net. I've heard so many stories, and so much shit talking about the people in these forums from so many different places. And then you gather together, and you pretend you're all friendly, and that everything is so happy great fun awesomeness. It's being fake. Putting on a smile, and talking to people, and all that, isn't being "nice". It's fake. It's actually not genuine niceness. Being nice means knowing when and how to be nice. It's not *always* being nice. That's called being a door mat, or in other ways being manipulative. Most people aren't genuinely nice, they are nice because they are instilled with a view that they are supposed to be nice no matter what to people. It's a horrible way to live realistically, and it's a horrible way to make friends. Friendship is about honesty, and acceptance. Most of my friends are older than me, and I've heard many times that "they usually don't like younger friends, because they're stupid and ignorant. They aren't real friends because instead of being honest they care about hurting my feelings too much that they don't tell me when I'm doing something wrong, or making a mistake". I don't care if you cuss me out or not, the point is what you're carrying across. The message you are sending and the reason why you are saying it. Most of you still don't understand that, you can't see pass words, and see what the point the person is trying to make, nor why they are trying to make it. That message carries much much much much much more than the words they say.

QuoteJun/Kasumi: so you're with Mikey....tell me if i care; I'm not your parents. It's your choice who you are with; If you are happy, then be happy.
Many other people of this forum don't seem to agree, and frankly, you did things to prove yourself to care as well in the past. Not that it's wrong to be concerned and stuff, but when they don't bother to understand the positions of the people, or even see where either of them are coming from(like the Spanish speaking fellow did prior) then there's something wrong going on.

Oh, that's the thing, I'm not the one acting like I'm in highschool. I'm not spreading falsified rumors or talking shit about people behind their backs, or anything like that... you're pointing the finger at the wrong person here.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: G.I.R on October 30, 2007, 12:29:27 AM
If you were a vitamin which one would you be?

What would your health benifits be?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 30, 2007, 01:00:46 AM
Quote from: PyronIkari*edited for length*
this is going to be my last post on this matter; after this post, i dont want to see any talk of this on the thread again.

Mikey, where did i say that i was pointing the finger at you? i did not list your name when i made that remark; i was referring to EVERYONE at that point.

Also, i will say it again: my being nice is not me being 'fake'; i have always naturally been a nice person, and always will be.

Secondly, i'll admit that the remarks that E.M.C(el_mas_chingon) made were uncalled for and had no reason to be made; he/she made these remarks without knowing any of the facts beforehand, and therefore fails like a huge sack of crap.


once again: i don't want to see any of this talk on this thread again from ANYONE; the drama and whatnot is not needed.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jun-Watarase on October 30, 2007, 01:15:54 AM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 30, 2007, 01:00:46 AM
Quote from: PyronIkari*edited for length*
this is going to be my last post on this matter; after this post, i dont want to see any talk of this on the thread again.

Mikey, where did i say that i was pointing the finger at you? i did not list your name when i made that remark; i was referring to EVERYONE at that point.

Also, i will say it again: my being nice is not me being 'fake'; i have always naturally been a nice person, and always will be.

Secondly, i'll admit that the remarks that E.M.C(el_mas_chingon) made were uncalled for and had no reason to be made; he/she made these remarks without knowing any of the facts beforehand, and therefore fails like a huge sack of crap.


once again: i don't want to see any of this talk on this thread again from ANYONE; the drama and whatnot is not needed.

Yeah. None of you guys did anything wrong (by simply posting, anyway), and EMC was being an ass about things, but... no more. (At least on this thread.) Otaku, like I said, you have your *facepalm* moments, but you're a good guy. There are a couple things you say that are just poorly worded, or on things that you don't know enough about. Even if it isn't the case, this time, I hope you keep the "Don't force yourself to do anything you don't want to do" advice in mind. Really, the drama isn't totally out-of-hand or anything, it just doesn't belong right here, at this moment.

Let's just continue on using the thread for its initial purpose. After this post, if it isn't purely Q&A, then this thread is getting locked. I know you guys love this thread existing and all, but don't direct your negativity to anyone specific. It was everyone's fault-- even though not everyone had actually posted or contributed to it, but I'm sure a lot of you have pretty retarded and negative thoughts on it. Don't think you're super mature and better than anyone else because you chose not to be a part in it. You guys might listen more if Otaku, himself, says it... because I am sure you'll listen to him, over me.

Okay, and again, I repeat... after this, it's just Q&A. (Unless the post is by Otaku.) If not, then say good bye to this thread.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 30, 2007, 01:29:58 AM
Before everyone starts to attack Jun right now for her post, she basically just said what i was going to say.

This thread has gotten off the main track, and it WILL stop.

Some people posting here are still keeping it alive by using this thread for what it is: a Q&A thread. To those people: i appreciate it, i truly do.


Now, i want everyone that reads this to pay real close attention, and read very carefully:

It is getting to the point of no return; i am forcing myself to do something i don't want to do, and its something i don't like to do.

IF THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT CONTINUES, I WILL LOCK THIS DAMN THREAD. I'M NOT FUCKING KIDDING AROUND.

I don't want to do this, but it will happen if everyone doesn't get their act together.

Also, before you all start to blame Pyron/Mikey and Jun/Kasumi, let me say this as well:

IF THIS THREAD GETS LOCKED, IT IS BECAUSE OF EVERYONE THAT DIDNT STOP. YOU WILL ALL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT HAPPENS.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: Chun on October 30, 2007, 01:37:59 AM
Assume a thread is dead. If the thread is dead, it continually lives on. If it lives on then the ones who create it remember it as being dead. However, in the case that the thread is conversely becoming dead or alive due to abnormal paraphernalia, the ones who create become muddled.

The question is this: If we assume a thread is alive, can it be conversely derived such that the one who creates will be unmuddled and the thread dies? And from this, can the thread be adversely alive or dead, or is this simply a tautology of remembrance in the scope of significance?

2nd question:

Can circular logic become square in the framework of a 4 party system?

~Chun
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: G.I.R on October 30, 2007, 01:45:23 AM
Quote from: Chun on October 30, 2007, 01:37:59 AM
Assume a thread is dead. If the thread is dead, it continually lives on. If it lives on then the ones who create it remember it as being dead. However, in the case that the thread is conversely becoming dead or alive due to abnormal paraphernalia, the ones who create become muddled.

The question is this: If we assume a thread is alive, can it be conversely derived such that the one who creates will be unmuddled and the thread dies? And from this, can the thread be adversely alive or dead, or is this simply a tautology of remembrance in the scope of significance?

2nd question:

Can circular logic become square in the framework of a 4 party system?

~Chun

...is   ...is there going to be a test on this?  :-\
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: Jerry on October 30, 2007, 08:20:42 AM
ugh, im sick this morning.  :-[

is candy the best remedy for an upset stomach?

what about the pink stuff?

is jiggly puff technically pink?

how bout junk food?

name the junk food pyramid?

do you want fry's with that?

ugh im still nauseated.

i need a soft place to rest my head,

any cute celebrity you'd reccomend?  :P

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: sysadmin on October 30, 2007, 12:27:16 PM
I've skimmed the last few pages.

I'm not going to name names or take sides or single anyone out. 

I am giving everyone a warning: "be nice" is still a rule, and still applies here.

Thank you for reading.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: ~~Loktera~~ on October 30, 2007, 02:46:37 PM
Hmm... Is it me or could this turn out to be a "schroedingers thread"?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: Kazegami on October 30, 2007, 03:46:35 PM
... Do I HAVE to put on pants today?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: Jun-Watarase on October 30, 2007, 04:02:38 PM
Quote from: Kazegami on October 30, 2007, 03:46:35 PM
... Do I HAVE to put on pants today?

Hahahaha.


Otaku, are you hungry? HUNGRY FOR HOTCAKES?!
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 30, 2007, 04:39:00 PM
Quote from: Chun
Assume a thread is dead. If the thread is dead, it continually lives on. If it lives on then the ones who create it remember it as being dead. However, in the case that the thread is conversely becoming dead or alive due to abnormal paraphernalia, the ones who create become muddled.

The question is this: If we assume a thread is alive, can it be conversely derived such that the one who creates will be unmuddled and the thread dies? And from this, can the thread be adversely alive or dead, or is this simply a tautology of remembrance in the scope of significance?

2nd question:

Can circular logic become square in the framework of a 4 party system?
~Chun
can i pick C? when in doubt, pick C.

Quote from: Jerry
ugh, im sick this morning.  :-[
grab the medicinez!

is candy the best remedy for an upset stomach?
not that i know of...

what about the pink stuff?
the pink stuff is magic.

is jiggly puff technically pink?
yea, but jigglypuff isn't good to cure sickness.

how bout junk food?
stay away from it if you want to feel worse.

name the junk food pyramid?
IT HAS A PYRAMID?! I MUST CLIMB IT!!

do you want fry's with that?
LOL.

ugh im still nauseated.
barf bag on standby.

i need a soft place to rest my head,
any cute celebrity you'd reccomend?  :P
take your pick.


Quote from: ~~Loktera~~Hmm... Is it me or could this turn out to be a "schroedingers thread"?
find his cat first and then we'll know.

Quote from: Kazegami
... Do I HAVE to put on pants today?
OH...MY...GOD..............YOU HAVE PANTS?!?!

Quote from: Jun-WataraseOtaku, are you hungry? HUNGRY FOR HOTCAKES?!
HAHA, i still say thats the most random thing i've ever heard around 2am.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: Kazuko on October 30, 2007, 05:11:51 PM
If you had to pick a war between zombie jesus and baby jesus who would win O:?

D:< also why does working at a fast food place drive-thru got me an ear infection
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 30, 2007, 05:18:51 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on October 30, 2007, 05:11:51 PM
If you had to pick a war between zombie jesus and baby jesus who would win O:?
its funny, but its like asking who would win in a fight: anakin skywalker or darth vader.
D:< also why does working at a fast food place drive-thru got me an ear infection?
were you wearing the headset? 'cause that's the only logical reason that pops into my head right now...
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: Jun-Watarase on October 30, 2007, 06:59:19 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on October 30, 2007, 05:11:51 PM
If you had to pick a war between zombie jesus and baby jesus who would win O:?

D:< also why does working at a fast food place drive-thru got me an ear infection

baby jesus < zombie jesus < zombie jesus baby

Don't you agree, Jesus?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: Jerry on October 31, 2007, 08:23:25 AM
What place has the best hot cakes?

and what kind of syrup would you use?

bacon or saugage?

green eggs and ham?

ever met Dr. Suess?

Would you be able to take him?

How about meet Misstress Winchester?

I'll have to get you lost in that mansion sometime.

Wish is it a "happy' Halloween?

Thrown a pumpking before?

Seen nightmare before Xmas?

in 3d???  8)

Been to a Disco?

Would you wear/sport an Afro?

Peace, love and Rock&Rock...

Word.  8)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on October 31, 2007, 09:06:40 AM
Quote from: G.I.R on October 30, 2007, 12:29:27 AM
If you were a vitamin which one would you be?

What would your health benifits be?

Dr. O you forgot to answer this question!  D: 

Depending on the answers, it might be a great corny pick up line, too! Take for instance...

Hey baby, if you were a vitamin you'd be vitamin A because you sure do wonders for my eyesight.  *cough*
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: Glitch on October 31, 2007, 12:41:23 PM
Who would win in a fight? Lt. Dan from Forrest Gump or Professor X from the X-men?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: gmontem on October 31, 2007, 12:49:08 PM
Is the cake a lie?
Can cakes talk?
If so, what is it saying right now?
If not, what would it say right now if it did? 
Would you make love to a weighted companion cube? 
How about to a weighted companion cake?
Assuming you haven't played TF2 yet, what's the one class you're itching to play first?
If I screamed, "Medic!" would you come to my aid?
Does Dubya Bush have Aides?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: Moogleborg on November 01, 2007, 01:55:15 AM
Is "42" really the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything?!

If no, then whats your answer to it? ^^
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: mDuo13 on November 01, 2007, 01:39:20 PM
What are 5 or so musical artists you really like?

What card games do you enjoy playing? I mean, the kind you can play with a standard deck of cards (UNO doesn't count). Cribbage? Egyptian War? Bomb? President/Asshole? BS? Go Fish? Speed? Spit? Spoons?

What's the funniest experience you've ever had during a game of Apples to Apples?

Have you read any good books lately?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 01, 2007, 09:44:24 PM
Quote from: Jun-Watarasebaby jesus < zombie jesus < zombie jesus baby

Don't you agree, Jesus?
so, if i kill the zombie baby, wouldn't i basically be killing myself?

WAIT, THAT'S DIVIDING BY ZERO!! OHSHI-!!

Quote from: Jerry
What place has the best hot cakes?
mmm....gotta be denny's or IHOP; i wanna go back to denny's to have another one of those slamburgers

and what kind of syrup would you use?
classic maple, of course.

bacon or sausage?
both, plzkthnx.

green eggs and ham?
if its green, call the hazmat team immediately.

ever met Dr. Suess?
he scares me.

Would you be able to take him?
where's my golf club at?

How about meet Misstress Winchester?
yea, her and her various crazy-ass rooms to run around in.

I'll have to get you lost in that mansion sometime.
I'M READY!!!

Wish is it a "happy' Halloween?
damn skippy.

Thrown a pumpkin before?
nope.

Seen nightmare before Xmas?
oh yea.

in 3d???  8)
sadly, no.

Been to a Disco?
YOU MEAN THEY STILL EXIST?!

Would you wear/sport an Afro?
GIMME!!!

Peace, love and Rock&Rock...
got that right.

Word.  8)
yup.

Quote from: gmontem
Quote from: G.I.R
If you were a vitamin which one would you be?

What would your health benifits be?

Dr. O you forgot to answer this question!  D: 

Depending on the answers, it might be a great corny pick up line, too! Take for instance...

Hey baby, if you were a vitamin you'd be vitamin A because you sure do wonders for my eyesight.  *cough*
i could've sworn i answered that one; i wouldn't be a vitamin; i would be a placebo, then i could be ALL THE VITAMINS IN THE WORLD!!!!

Quote from: Glitch
Who would win in a fight? Lt. Dan from Forrest Gump or Professor X from the X-men?
Lt. Dan, hands down.

Quote from: gmontem
Is the cake a lie?
CAKE?? WHERE?!

Can cakes talk?
if they could, they would be screaming in horror.

If so, what is it saying right now?
NO, NOT THE FORK!!!

If not, what would it say right now if it did? 
why must i be so damn delicious...

Would you make love to a weighted companion cube? 
no.

How about to a weighted companion cake?
i'd rather eat it instead.

Assuming you haven't played TF2 yet, what's the one class you're itching to play first?
either the Heavy or the Spy.

If I screamed, "Medic!" would you come to my aid?
ROFL.

Does Dubya Bush have Aides?
yup, he gots a crazy amount of aides, ROFL.

Quote from: Moogleborg on November 01, 2007, 01:55:15 AM
Is "42" really the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything?!

If no, then whats your answer to it? ^^
......yea, it's pretty much all 42; don't forget your towel.

Quote from: mDuo13
What are 5 or so musical artists you really like?
in no particaular order:
System Of A Down
The Hives
Matchbook Romance
Muse
Tool


What card games do you enjoy playing? I mean, the kind you can play with a standard deck of cards (UNO doesn't count). Cribbage? Egyptian War? Bomb? President/Asshole? BS? Go Fish? Speed? Spit? Spoons?
jeez, i havent played a card game in a long time...

What's the funniest experience you've ever had during a game of Apples to Apples?
aren't they all pretty hilarious?

Have you read any good books lately?
sadly, nope.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: XpHoBiaX on November 02, 2007, 11:51:27 PM
Do you want one of my famed 'Mystery' cd's?

lol, I think a brain infiltration is in order!
(It's already worked on two people)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 03, 2007, 12:12:54 AM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on November 02, 2007, 11:51:27 PM
Do you want one of my famed 'Mystery' cd's?

lol, I think a brain infiltration is in order!
(It's already worked on two people)
i have no idea what was being played in the car when picked you up for camping, but i want it.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: XpHoBiaX on November 03, 2007, 12:23:05 AM
Considering this...

Are you willing to relenquish your sanity?

Are you ABSOLUTELY sure you want a 'Mystery' cd?

Do you think you can handle whatever may come?

Even if there was a chance you could very well possibly get sucked into the chaotic void that is called 'my mind'?

...and never be the same again?

You sure you want to put something as fragile as your sanity, in MY hands?




Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 03, 2007, 12:32:41 AM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on November 03, 2007, 12:23:05 AM
Considering this...

Are you willing to relenquish your sanity?

Are you ABSOLUTELY sure you want a 'Mystery' cd?

Do you think you can handle whatever may come?

Even if there was a chance you could very well possibly get sucked into the chaotic void that is called 'my mind'?

...and never be the same again?

You sure you want to put something as fragile as your sanity, in MY hands?

.........................................meh, i'll survive.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: XpHoBiaX on November 03, 2007, 12:47:58 AM
o_o you cheated.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 03, 2007, 12:58:59 AM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on November 03, 2007, 12:47:58 AM
o_o you cheated.
oh, you wanted me to answer all of them individualy, instead of providing one answer for all of them? all right, if that's how you want it....

Quote from: XpHoBiaX
Considering this...

Are you willing to relenquish your sanity?
YOU MEAN I HAVE A CHOICE?!

Are you ABSOLUTELY sure you want a 'Mystery' cd?
it is my final answer.

Do you think you can handle whatever may come?
i've probably been through worse.

Even if there was a chance you could very well possibly get sucked into the chaotic void that is called 'my mind'?
ITS A VOID, TOO?! I NEED TO PACK!!

...and never be the same again?
it sounds like im entering the witness protection program for some reason...

You sure you want to put something as fragile as your sanity, in MY hands?


my sanity is anything but fragile.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: Jerry on November 09, 2007, 10:51:01 AM
tis Friday time for shotgun questions.

Ever had to take a drug test for work?

ever had a hard time to aim into a cup?

wizz your name into the snow?

gave someone a yellow snow cone?

played in the snow?

made a snow angel?

been skii-ing or snow boarding?

been to Lake Tahoe?

been to Reno?

Been to Las Vegas?

Needed another vacation?

If you were a Dr. Suess character who would you be?

How do you try to stay "green" (environment friendly)?

Last time you had a fight with a parrot?

Worn an eye patch?

Been to a festival for beans?

Got lost for no apparent reason?

Best way to get un-lost?

What city or country would you mind not getting lost in?

Best survival item is?

Lest helpful item in the world is?

Whats better a tree house or a fort build from UPS boxes?


Hope you have good adventures this weekend, and let us know if you dont mind making another road trip for the Suessical!

Enjoy the weekend. W0rd.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 09, 2007, 08:46:13 PM
Quote from: Jerry on November 09, 2007, 10:51:01 AM
tis Friday time for shotgun questions.
lucky for me i left it already loaded.

Ever had to take a drug test for work?
oddly, no; i think it would be fun though(i have a slightly twisted sense of humor).

ever had a hard time to aim into a cup?
A CUP?! WHERE?!

wizz your name into the snow?
i've never seen snow up-close...only in pictures..

gave someone a yellow snow cone?
yuck.

played in the snow?
I WANNA SEE SNOW!!!

made a snow angel?
WHERES THE SNOW?!?! GGRRAAAHHH!!!!!

been skii-ing or snow boarding?
okay, now you're just being mean.

been to Lake Tahoe?
enough of the snow-related questions, already.

been to Reno?
actually, i have been to reno....although i barely remember the trip, but i do remember that i almost died coming back; THAT i remember.

Been to Las Vegas?
$5.99 ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BUFFET!!! W00T!!!!(i.e. i've never been to vegas).

Needed another vacation?
i wish my job was taking vacations...

If you were a Dr. Suess character who would you be?
the one minor character sitting in the background that no one really notices...yea, that sounds fscked up, but its true.

How do you try to stay "green" (environment friendly)?
walk, and commute on mass transit(BUT I WANNA FRIGGIN' DRIVE!!!).

Last time you had a fight with a parrot?
hmm, i can't recall that i've ever had a fight with a parro.....OW! that's it polly; i got your crackers RIGHT HERE!! *starts to beat the crap out of the bird with a frozen salmon*

Worn an eye patch?
never had the need to yet; *looks at the parrot in the corner, wrapped up in bandages* but HE needs one...

Been to a festival for beans?
mmm, beans...

Got lost for no apparent reason?
hehehe, bakersfield...*starts to laugh*

Best way to get un-lost?
the ever-faithful AAA(mapquest sucks) road map; if you dont trust that, get a GPS.

What city or country would you mind not getting lost in?
LONDON!!!!!

Best survival item is?
a crate full of duct tape.

Lest helpful item in the world is?
the FCC. (ZING!!!)

Whats better a tree house or a fort build from UPS boxes?
a fort; i don't think the boxes would support everyone's weight that high up.

Hope you have good adventures this weekend, and let us know if you dont mind making another road trip for the Suessical!
i can hope for a good adventure, but i know i ain't gonna get one this time.

Enjoy the weekend. W0rd.
damn skippy.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: mDuo13 on November 13, 2007, 11:55:00 AM
What's the funniest thing you've ever said by accident?

What do you think about the pair of shoes you wear most often?

What's the most awkward Christmas or birthday gift you've ever received?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 13, 2007, 06:51:18 PM
Quote from: mDuo13 on November 13, 2007, 11:55:00 AM
What's the funniest thing you've ever said by accident?
without knowing what it meant during the conversation: "i like snowballs."

What do you think about the pair of shoes you wear most often?
i wish i had another pair to mod...

What's the most awkward Christmas or birthday gift you've ever received?
well, as soon as someone gives me said awkward present, i'll make sure to replace this answer with whatever the present is/was.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: XpHoBiaX on November 13, 2007, 09:02:12 PM
Should I pierce my septum?

Should I do snake bites too?

Should I do my own piercings??

XD I am bored...

Should I dye my hair AGAIN?

Should I cut it again?

OR should I get it done in temp. spiffy dreads?

Should the dreads be long and multicolored?

OR
Black transitionals with green?

Do you think black and green is an over used combo?

Would black and orange be better?

What about silver and black and blue?

Do you really think I coul dpull off dreads as an instructional aide?

If they were natural looking and not distracting in any way?

Should I give up my glasses and go for contact lenses?

Should I get all sorts of different colored/type lenses?

Should I RUN AWAY?






Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 13, 2007, 09:37:02 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on November 13, 2007, 09:02:12 PM
Should I pierce my septum?
i don't advise it.

Should I do snake bites too?
uhhh...i'll say no.

Should I do my own piercings??
if youre trained and certified to do it, then yes; if not, let the pros handle it.

XD I am bored...
you're not the only one...

Should I dye my hair AGAIN?
as long as it looks cool.

Should I cut it again?
its fine right now.

OR should I get it done in temp. spiffy dreads?
oooooh..do it.

Should the dreads be long and multicolored?
OR
Black transitionals with green?
transitionals.

Do you think black and green is an over used combo?
nope.

Would black and orange be better?
no.

What about silver and black and blue?
oh gosh no.

Do you really think I could pull off dreads as an instructional aide?
you won't know if ya don't try...

If they were natural looking and not distracting in any way?
that would be friggin' cool.

Should I give up my glasses and go for contact lenses?
contacts are easier for some, but whatever works for you.

Should I get all sorts of different colored/type lenses?
just get whats necessary for now.

Should I RUN AWAY?
no; I'm pretty sure this is a joke, but still no.

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: XpHoBiaX on November 13, 2007, 09:48:28 PM
So no go on the random piercings?

Why?

So, black and green tranistional dreads would be cool then?
*takes note*


How come you don't like pillow fights?

You don't have a pillow?

Want me to get you one?

Are you bored too?

What music are you listening to?

What song can you listen to over and over?

What song do you HATE?

What song reminds you of a fond memory?

What is you favorite genre?

Do like compiliations?

Are you that person that ALWAYS changes the station, compulsively?

Do you hate that?

*I get like that sometimes XD*

Do You have Gh3?

if not, Do you want it?

Fight like a hoolagan?

Walk like a hoolagan?

Party like a rockstar?

bounce with me!

Glow sticks?

Black lights?

XpHoBiaX's Mystery cd?










Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 13, 2007, 11:06:46 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on November 13, 2007, 09:48:28 PM
So no go on the random piercings?
no go indeed.

Why?
with piercings, some look cool, and some look like complete garbage.

So, black and green tranistional dreads would be cool then?
*takes note*
yup yup.

How come you don't like pillow fights?
a pillow to the face at i'm guessing close to 15-20MPH....that hurt.

You don't have a pillow?
i do, but i use it for what its meant for; sleep.

Want me to get you one?
already got one, but thnx anyways.

Are you bored too?
take a guess.

What music are you listening to?
right now, nothing; my computer decided to restart itself.

What song can you listen to over and over?
Mad World(the version done by Gary Jules).

What song do you HATE?
damn, thats too long a list to pick just one...

What song reminds you of a fond memory?
when i find that song, i'll let you know.

What is you favorite genre?
pretty much rock, and the sub-genres within it(metal, industrial, etc.)

Do like compilations?
only if they don't suck.

Are you that person that ALWAYS changes the station, compulsively?
nope.

Do you hate that?
*I get like that sometimes XD*
only if the person changing the station changes it to something crappy.

Do You have Gh3?
no, not yet.

if not, Do you want it?
yea, as long as its for the Wii.

Fight like a hooligan?
uhhh....

Walk like a hooligan?
once again(with feeling this time): uhhh.....

Party like a rockstar?
WWHHHHOOOOO!!!!

bounce with me!
lol, bouncy bouncy!!!!

Glow sticks?
sure.

Black lights?
oh yea, definitely.

XpHoBiaX's Mystery cd?
O.O?! GIMME!!!!!!!


Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: Kazuko on November 13, 2007, 11:08:02 PM
yarrr

Will you be going to Not so Silent Night? Paramore is comming YEAH =D
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 13, 2007, 11:17:56 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on November 13, 2007, 11:08:02 PM
yarrr

Will you be going to Not so Silent Night? Paramore is comming YEAH =D
yeaaaa......no; the list of artists for this years' NSSN just isnt catching my eye. besides....i can spend the $40 bux on other stuff(no offense Kaz, but i'm just not feeling the bands)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: Kazuko on November 13, 2007, 11:25:03 PM
aww its okay

will you go to Warped Tour next year x:

alot of awesome bands show up
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 14, 2007, 04:48:03 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on November 13, 2007, 11:25:03 PM
aww its okay

will you go to Warped Tour next year x:

alot of awesome bands show up
i actually wanted to go to the one that passed back during the summer, but never got the chance; i'm gonna try to make it for next year...
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: Leviathan on November 14, 2007, 05:30:25 PM
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  :D
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 14, 2007, 05:40:58 PM
Quote from: Leviathan on November 14, 2007, 05:30:25 PM
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  :D
ah, so someone has asked me THAT; i could give you one of my answers, but i will let the magic of the internet step in for this one:

Quote from: wiki.answers.comIt might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.

and here's an alternative for those slightly intellectual types:
Quote from: wiki.answers.comIf a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: Jun-Watarase on November 14, 2007, 05:49:40 PM
Quote from: Leviathan on November 14, 2007, 05:30:25 PM
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  :D

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: Leviathan on November 14, 2007, 05:51:32 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on November 14, 2007, 05:40:58 PM
Quote from: Leviathan on November 14, 2007, 05:30:25 PM
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  :D
ah, so someone has asked me THAT; i could give you one of my answers, but i will let the magic of the internet step in for this one:

Quote from: wiki.answers.comIt might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.

and here's an alternative for those slightly intellectual types:
Quote from: wiki.answers.comIf a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.
*falls over laughing* Wahahahaha, that's great Otaku.  :D
-----------
Got another question for ya...
(All pertaining to the anime Vandread) If you had a Vanguard and could combine it with any of the three main female leads Dreads, Dita, Meia or Jura. Who would it be? Why? And what would your Vandread look like?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: Jerry on November 15, 2007, 12:11:51 AM


Whats your definition of time?

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: gmontem on November 15, 2007, 08:23:58 AM
What time do you normally check the time to see if you have time to do things that consume plenty of time?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 15, 2007, 08:54:27 PM
Quote from: Jun-Watarase on November 14, 2007, 05:49:40 PM
Quote from: Leviathan on November 14, 2007, 05:30:25 PM
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  :D

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
..........................................................what she said.

Quote from: Leviathan on November 14, 2007, 05:51:32 PM
Got another question for ya...
(All pertaining to the anime Vandread) If you had a Vanguard and could combine it with any of the three main female leads Dreads, Dita, Meia or Jura. Who would it be? Why? And what would your Vandread look like?
yeaaa..............i haven't seen vandread before; sorrys, here's a cookie instead...

(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fscienceblogs.com%2Fpharyngula%2Fupload%2F2007%2F02%2Fspider_cookie.jpg&hash=47936df507c08bc2b43e2a0973c5ddf1c999eb5e)

Quote from: Jerry on November 15, 2007, 12:11:51 AM


Whats your definition of time?


existing, living, and being here and now; time is forever expanding and contracting....plus its the thing we figure out when we check the alarm clock in the morning(doesn't make much sense, does it?)

Quote from: gmontem on November 15, 2007, 08:23:58 AM
What time do you normally check the time to see if you have time to do things that consume plenty of time?
..........i hate you so much right now(don't worry; i kid, i kid).
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: aznmagic2015 on November 15, 2007, 10:30:08 PM
Are you gay for Archer?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 15, 2007, 10:52:17 PM
Quote from: aznmagic2015 on November 15, 2007, 10:30:08 PM
Are you gay for Archer?
to end any and all myths that have not yet begun to spawn into peoples' minds about this: no, i am not gay for archer.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: gmontem on November 15, 2007, 10:59:35 PM
Are you gay for hot pocketsssssssssss?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 15, 2007, 11:06:24 PM
Quote from: gmontem on November 15, 2007, 10:59:35 PM
Are you gay for hot pocketsssssssssss?
HOT POCKETS!!!!note: is also gay for carl's jr., burger king, hometown buffet, etc.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: aznmagic2015 on November 15, 2007, 11:08:48 PM
If not gay for archer...gay for Moleman perhaps?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 15, 2007, 11:13:32 PM
Quote from: aznmagic2015 on November 15, 2007, 11:08:48 PM
If not gay for archer...gay for Moleman perhaps?
No one's gay for Hans Moleman.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: gmontem on November 16, 2007, 09:56:20 AM
Not even Whalen Smithers? :o
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 16, 2007, 09:53:35 PM
Quote from: gmontem on November 16, 2007, 09:56:20 AM
Not even Whalen Smithers? :o
two things about this:
1)no, im not gay for him either.
2)you spelled his name wrong: its "Waylon", not "Whalen".
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: gmontem on November 17, 2007, 01:38:06 AM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on November 16, 2007, 09:53:35 PM
Quote from: gmontem on November 16, 2007, 09:56:20 AM
Not even Whalen Smithers? :o
two things about this:
1)no, im not gay for him either.
2)you spelled his name wrong: its "Waylon", not "Whalen".

Read it like this:

Quote from: otakuapprentice on November 15, 2007, 11:13:32 PMNo one's gay for Hans Moleman.

Quote from: gmontem on November 16, 2007, 09:56:20 AM
Not even Whalen Smithers? :o
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 19, 2007, 04:13:40 PM
Quote from: gmontem on November 17, 2007, 01:38:06 AM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on November 16, 2007, 09:53:35 PM
Quote from: gmontem on November 16, 2007, 09:56:20 AM
Not even Whalen Smithers? :o
two things about this:
1)no, im not gay for him either.
2)you spelled his name wrong: its "Waylon", not "Whalen".

Read it like this:

Quote from: otakuapprentice on November 15, 2007, 11:13:32 PMNo one's gay for Hans Moleman.

Quote from: gmontem on November 16, 2007, 09:56:20 AM
Not even Whalen Smithers? :o
I CEE WAT U DID THARE.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: Jerry on November 19, 2007, 11:30:00 PM
Mole man presents:

Man getting hit by football

*doink*

oooh

*falls over*


REally does that ReALy deserve $10,000 ?

wHy do sOMe GiRls TyPe lIkE this
iSnT it FrEAKing annoying?

d0 jo pr3fer l33t sp34k?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 20, 2007, 12:12:47 AM
Quote from: Jerry on November 19, 2007, 11:30:00 PM
Mole man presents:

Man getting hit by football

*doink*

oooh

*falls over*


REally does that ReALy deserve $10,000 ?
HAHAHAHA, it works on so many levels...
wHy do sOMe GiRls TyPe lIkE this
iSnT it FrEAKing annoying?
sometimes, yea.
d0 jo pr3fer l33t sp34k?
as long as you dont use advanced 1337 5p34k, then its fine.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: Jerry on November 28, 2007, 07:56:48 AM
Its wednesday!

Did you know its also known as hump day?

Wonder why its called hump day?

If you werre a camel, one hump or two?

Missing kegan's mini-gathering? why? (peer pressure...)

Are you going to get this weekend off?

I think im catching cold, got a magic pill that will make me feel better?

are cookies really the path to the dark side?

What is gonna happen during our road trip down to LA ?

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread(note: FINAL WARNING on pg.35)
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 28, 2007, 01:26:04 PM
Quote from: Jerry on November 28, 2007, 07:56:48 AM
Its wednesday!
umm, yay?

Did you know its also known as hump day?
yes, i did.

Wonder why its called hump day?
because we're gone over half of the week so far.

If you werre a camel, one hump or two?
I NEEDZ WATAH!!

Missing kegan's mini-gathering? why? (peer pressure...)
couple of factors on that:
1)by the time i get back, it would be massively late, and
2)i would end up sleeping in late the next day, and not have enough time to get everything i need to do finished....


Are you going to get this weekend off?
yea, about that......i'll let you know by tonight, ne?

I think im catching cold, got a magic pill that will make me feel better?
go raid the local pharmacy; if this was TF2, you could simply call for a MEDIC!!

are cookies really the path to the dark side?
damn, i wish i knew that one...

What is gonna happen during our road trip down to LA ?
oh, i can already imagine.....(imagination NSFW)

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on November 29, 2007, 03:52:54 PM
Will you make a "DLZ Shrine" website for Erick? He would like it if you did one.  ;)

Edit:

Did your video card arrive?  :)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 03, 2007, 06:11:51 PM
Quote from: gmontem on November 29, 2007, 03:52:54 PM
Will you make a "DLZ Shrine" website for Erick? He would like it if you did one.  ;)
why the hell would i want to make a shrine for erick? he doesnt need one.......he is the shrine; that, plus i have no web design skills.

Edit:
Did your video card arrive?  :)
yes.....yes it did; currently setting up comp to digest said card and RAM, be back in a few hours, kekeke.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: bunnycorpse on December 13, 2007, 09:31:51 PM
how many anime series have been completed since 1970?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 14, 2007, 11:16:32 PM
Quote from: bunnycorpse on December 13, 2007, 09:31:51 PM
how many anime series have been completed since 1970?
oh boy, how am i gonna answer this one without getting bashed......

...well, more than 1 and less than 200(i think).
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: bunnycorpse on December 14, 2007, 11:18:29 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on December 14, 2007, 11:16:32 PM
Quote from: bunnycorpse on December 13, 2007, 09:31:51 PM
how many anime series have been completed since 1970?
oh boy, how am i gonna answer this one without getting bashed......

...well, more than 1 and less than 200(i think).
lol, thats a great answer. XD
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on December 15, 2007, 01:09:15 PM
guess where I am going for the summer? ;) ;D
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on December 15, 2007, 01:40:46 PM
Why am I so excited to go back to the motherland Peru O:

is it because im getting a pet toucan from my uncle?

Do you like to travel?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 15, 2007, 09:32:39 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on December 15, 2007, 01:09:15 PM
guess where I am going for the summer? ;) ;D
uh, wasn't it Stockholm(i remember it was somewhere in europe)?

Quote from: Kazuko on December 15, 2007, 01:40:46 PM
Why am I so excited to go back to the motherland Peru O:

is it because im getting a pet toucan from my uncle?
......yea, i think it's 'cause of the toucan.

Do you like to travel?
i have never really traveled much(everyone here has definitely been to more places than i have), but going on a trip somewhere far away is indeed a fun experience; the farthest i know I've traveled has been to Mexico, but that doesn't count since i don't remember the damn trip at all(note that i was a little kid back then when i went with family).
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on December 16, 2007, 11:56:51 AM
Why haven't I asked you questions lately?  :P
Will I pass my finals for History and Transfer Class?
Do you know anything about Santa Clara University?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on December 16, 2007, 12:21:03 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on December 15, 2007, 09:32:39 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on December 15, 2007, 01:09:15 PM
guess where I am going for the summer? ;) ;D
uh, wasn't it Stockholm(i remember it was somewhere in europe)?

Boden, actually. It's official. Now I just gotta fix a ticket and stuff. ^^
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 16, 2007, 06:19:50 PM
Quote from: Barnes on December 16, 2007, 11:56:51 AM
Why haven't I asked you questions lately?  :P
Because you are busy at school, and the universe told you it didn't exist anymore(my thread, not the school).

Will I pass my finals for History and Transfer Class?
That depends on how well you've been doing in those classes so far...

Do you know anything about Santa Clara University?
Hell no.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: mDuo13 on December 17, 2007, 09:49:25 AM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on December 14, 2007, 11:16:32 PM
Quote from: bunnycorpse on December 13, 2007, 09:31:51 PM
how many anime series have been completed since 1970?
oh boy, how am i gonna answer this one without getting bashed......

...well, more than 1 and less than 200(i think).
I think there are probably more than 200. I mean, come on, 37 years * 6 series per year is already more than 200. And there are a lot more than 6 series per year nowadays.

A somewhat less difficult question: how many anime series have you finished watching since 1970? I have 60+ complete anime series (which I have watched in their entirety) on my computer as it is, movies notwithstanding, and I've seen at least a few more at clubs and whatnot...

Do you have any finals this month? Are they hard?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 17, 2007, 06:36:42 PM
Quote from: mDuo13 on December 17, 2007, 09:49:25 AM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on December 14, 2007, 11:16:32 PM
Quote from: bunnycorpse on December 13, 2007, 09:31:51 PM
how many anime series have been completed since 1970?
oh boy, how am i gonna answer this one without getting bashed......

...well, more than 1 and less than 200(i think).
I think there are probably more than 200. I mean, come on, 37 years * 6 series per year is already more than 200. And there are a lot more than 6 series per year nowadays.
hence why i put 'i think' in parentheses; wasn't quite sure how many have actually been completed since that time, so i basically eyeballed it.

A somewhat less difficult question: how many anime series have you finished watching since 1970? I have 60+ complete anime series (which I have watched in their entirety) on my computer as it is, movies notwithstanding, and I've seen at least a few more at clubs and whatnot...
looks like i have a lot of catching up to do; seeing as how i didnt get back into anime again until sometime between '99-'00, my number is pretty damn small(lack of access to different series is my excuse).

going back and thinking about it, i've only finished about around 15-20, give or take.


Do you have any finals this month? Are they hard?
right now, i'm taking a temporary hiatus from school due to the fact that i got screwed over on financial aid and i don't have enough to pay for tuition/costs and everything else, so to answer your question: no, i don't have finals.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on December 17, 2007, 07:45:51 PM
OMG what should I bring??
What should I wear?

aaaaah I am meeting a cute guy and his parents....
What should I say?!

I will be working there in the summer too, should I make a special resume?

How will I find a sitter for my pet rat...?
(Toad can't go, no pets allowed thingy)
Any suggestions on what I should do with Toad(my rat)?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 17, 2007, 09:25:40 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on December 17, 2007, 07:45:51 PM
OMG what should I bring??
What should I wear?
uh, that depends on a few factors(just one, actually): basically, how the weather is going to be there around that time of the year; other than that, it's up to you.

aaaaah I am meeting a cute guy and his parents....
What should I say?!
that i think you will have to figure out on your own; you are the one meeting them, not me, so anything that i would find suitable to say might not work with you.

I will be working there in the summer too, should I make a special resume?
whoa, just how long are you staying over there?! anywho, there might be different things that arent asked over here that will be asked of you on your resume, so try to figure out any other items that you will need to add.

How will I find a sitter for my pet rat...?
(Toad can't go, no pets allowed thingy)
Any suggestions on what I should do with Toad(my rat)?
easy suggestion would be to let your gramma take care of him, but i don't know how much you would trust him with your grandparents; this is another thing you need to figure out on your own this time.

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on December 18, 2007, 12:02:18 AM
Dammit Jesus. lol

I will have to let Toad stay at the store I bought hime from. It's local and family owned. (Grandparents and family WON'T take Toad in)

What's with the anit-rat thing anyways? (They're not bad at all!)

I am staying for the summer, pretty much June to august.
Pulling my weight and pitching in while during my stay seems to be the proper thing to do, right?

For a job, part time or full time?

It'll be summer over there as well, and they say the weather is very nice and warm. They have a midnight sun thing going on as well.
Doesn't that sound neat?

I am gonna have to take a lot of pictures and videos huh?

Would you like a suvenier?
did I spell that right?

This is most likely going to be an every summer thing...
Unless I decide to just live there.

What would you do if I DID decided to just live there?
(I am pretty good at adapting. They speak english anways.)


Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 19, 2007, 07:41:13 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on December 18, 2007, 12:02:18 AM
Dammit Jesus. lol

I will have to let Toad stay at the store I bought him from. It's local and family owned. (Grandparents and family WON'T take Toad in)
if they will allow it, then that's fine and dandy.

What's with the anti-rat thing anyways? (They're not bad at all!)
its not just rats; some countries have laws against bringing in any outside/foreign pets (a good reference is when the simpsons went to Australia and bart took his pet bullfrog with him....yea, not good for australia now, was it?)

I am staying for the summer, pretty much June to august.
Pulling my weight and pitching in while during my stay seems to be the proper thing to do, right?
thats completely up to you; if you're staying with family, then i suggest you help out somehow.

For a job, part time or full time?
it's only for the summer, so part-time.

It'll be summer over there as well, and they say the weather is very nice and warm. They have a midnight sun thing going on as well.
Doesn't that sound neat?
a midnight sun?! WTF?

I am gonna have to take a lot of pictures and videos huh?
oh yea, i wanna see sum pictures.

Would you like a suvenier?
if you wanna get one, go ahead.

did I spell that right?
its 'souvenir'.

This is most likely going to be an every summer thing...
Unless I decide to just live there.
that sounds like friggin' fun.

What would you do if I DID decided to just live there?
(I am pretty good at adapting. They speak english anways.)
hunt you down and bring you back in a sack full of doorknobs.......nah, that would be alot of doorknobs; i would just be sad because i still have to get you your tequilla.


Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on December 19, 2007, 08:34:03 PM
Did you finish your Xmas shopping?
If  no, are you rushing to get it all done?
Are you in the Xmas spirit?
Or are you feel sort of 'Scrooge'-ish?
Do you even care that Xmas is just around the corner?

Are you visiting family?
Is it a good thing?
Do you have any xmas themed clothing items?
Are they embarassing?
Do you wear said clothning for parents sake?
Or did you burn said clothing?

What's better...Xmas or NEW YEARS?
What are your plans for new years?
Do you care?


Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on December 20, 2007, 04:02:16 PM
Hi Otaku,

Long time no random questions: so here goes:

I am always wrong?

Is it okay to be wrong?

Do you take life seriously?

Is it okay to give advise even if said advise is bad?

Do you like money?

Is money to root of some problems?

could money techncally solve problems?

What are other ways of solving problems?

Whats considered "Fluffy" ?

Am I Fluffy?

Does this Fluffy make me look fat?

Does that Fluffy make me look P.H.A.T?

What does P.H.A.T stand for?

Does anyone even ue P.H.A.T?

Is that old school?

Whats a random old school phrase you like?

Whats a random old school phrase you didnt like?

Is "porch monkey" really making a comeback?

Do monkeys really make good companions?

Why do Monkey fling poo?

Do you know someone who flings lots of Poo?

dont you dislike it when poo hits the fan?

What would happen if a level 5 tornado hit a Manure plant?

Who would clean up that mess?

Would FEMA do a good job?

Or would you rather be stuck in a FEMA trailer?

How about them random Holdays?

Name all the holidays this time of year.

Would you be able cram them all into one event?

Would you rock this end of the year like its 1999?

It's only Thursday and I wish it was Friday...

Tired of Holiday/Xmas music on the radio?

is "Ho, Ho, Ho" offensive to you?

Happy holidays and hope you can make it to the end of the year gathering.

W00t!

Ph34R the holidays.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 20, 2007, 07:18:27 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on December 19, 2007, 08:34:03 PM
Did you finish your Xmas shopping?
If  no, are you rushing to get it all done?
Are you in the Xmas spirit?
Or are you feel sort of 'Scrooge'-ish?
Do you even care that Xmas is just around the corner?

Are you visiting family?
Is it a good thing?
Do you have any xmas themed clothing items?
Are they embarassing?
Do you wear said clothning for parents sake?
Or did you burn said clothing?

What's better...Xmas or NEW YEARS?
What are your plans for new years?
Do you care?
in the exact order you posted:
1. no, i have not.
2. meh, not really; i know i'll get it done in time.
3. does that still exist?!
4. come back in 20 years and ask me again...
5. it doesnt feel like xmas.
6. no; all my relatives live outside of the bay area(i.e. central valley, past modesto)
7. its not a good thing.
8. nope, and thank goodness.
9-11. see #8.
12. its new years for me.
13. nothing if my plans fall through.
14. why yes; in fact, i do care.


Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 20, 2007, 09:13:06 PM
Quote from: Jerry on December 20, 2007, 04:02:16 PM
Hi Otaku,

Long time no random questions: so here goes:

I am always wrong?
no.

Is it okay to be wrong?
sometimes yes, sometimes no.

Do you take life seriously?
yea, but not all the time.

Is it okay to give advise even if said advise is bad?
depends.

Do you like money?
damn, who doesnt?!

Is money the root of some problems?
yes.

could money technically solve problems?
depends on the problem in question.

What are other ways of solving problems?
solving problems "MacGuyver-style".

Whats considered "Fluffy" ?
cats, sheep, people, etc.

Am I Fluffy?
according to comedian Gabriel Iglesias(one of my favs), there are "5 different levels of fatness: there's Big, there's Healthy, there's Husky, there's Fluffy, and then there's DAMN!!"

Does this Fluffy make me look fat?
you're more of a Healthy then a Fluffy(probably less than that).

Does that Fluffy make me look P.H.A.T?
nope.

What does P.H.A.T stand for?
i forget.

Does anyone even use P.H.A.T?
not that i know of.

Is that old school?
oh yea.

Whats a random old school phrase you like?
i barely remember any old-school phrases

Whats a random old school phrase you didnt like?
a good majority of them.

Is "porch monkey" really making a comeback?
probably not in this lifetime.

Do monkeys really make good companions?
i don't have a monkey, so i wouldn't know.

Why do Monkey fling poo?
because they can.

Do you know someone who flings lots of Poo?
Monkeys for $200, Alex.

dont you dislike it when poo hits the fan?
no one likes it, figuratively or in real life.

What would happen if a level 5 tornado hit a Manure plant?
better break out the umbrella.

Who would clean up that mess?
.....don't look at me.

Would FEMA do a good job?
HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Or would you rather be stuck in a FEMA trailer?
that's the last thing anyone wants.

How about them random Holidays?
lol for Boxing Day.

Name all the holidays this time of year.
off the top of my head: Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Years', The Emperor's Birthday(JPN)

Would you be able to cram them all into one event?
probably not.

Would you rock this end of the year like its 1999?
that was a hilarious new years'.

It's only Thursday and I wish it was Friday...
tomorrow's friday, OHSHI-!

Tired of Holiday/Xmas music on the radio?
the music at work repeats over and over and over....its like torture now.

is "Ho, Ho, Ho" offensive to you?
not in the least.

Happy holidays and hope you can make it to the end of the year gathering.
yea, same here; i hope i can make it too.

W00t!

Ph34R the holidays.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on December 20, 2007, 11:36:28 PM
I AM A ONE MAN (girl in my case lololololol) ARMY D<

are you?


>: how come i have an urrge to drink, even though im 20 D: < why must I be one year shy
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: G.I.R on December 21, 2007, 01:19:46 AM
Have you ever been in a cockpit before?
Do you like gladiator movies?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: gmontem on December 21, 2007, 09:11:46 AM
Why does OS X have far more vulnerabilities (http://www.techpowerup.com/?47408) than Windows XP and Vista combined this year?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 21, 2007, 06:59:14 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on December 20, 2007, 11:36:28 PM
I AM A ONE MAN (girl in my case lololololol) ARMY D<

are you?
depending on the situation at hand, reliable is my middle name.

>: how come i have an urrge to drink, even though im 20 D: < why must I be one year shy
yea, i had the urge to drink at that age too. your around the corner at turning 21 and that's what causes it.

i dont like to drink until im sh!tfaced(thats not an ambition i like), but like a drink now and again; last beverage i had was back around the end of november, and before that my last one was around august, i think.

Quote from: G.I.R on December 21, 2007, 01:19:46 AM
Have you ever been in a cockpit before?
no, i have not.

Do you like gladiator movies?
SPARTACUS!!!!

Quote from: gmontem on December 21, 2007, 09:11:46 AM
Why does OS X have far more vulnerabilities (http://www.techpowerup.com/?47408) than Windows XP and Vista combined this year?
its the ghosts in the machine, they are learning......
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: G.I.R on December 22, 2007, 12:43:48 AM
Do you like beans?
Do you like George Wendt?
Would you like to see George Wendt eating beans?
Would you like to see George Wendt eating beans in a movie?
How many bean-eating movies have you seen with George Wendt?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on December 22, 2007, 06:39:48 PM
(Music related btw)

Do you download your dreams?

Is someone killing someone even in your dreams?

Are you exotich, fantastich and Hypnotich?

Are you an angel of the dark?

Are you a mechanic of the sequence?

Are you suffocating right?

Is your pulse the same as the music you listen too?
Do you count in BPM?

Do you own various strobe light fixtures?

Do you want to be King for a night?

Do you glow at night?

Do you glow during the day as well?

Is music in you DNA?







Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on December 23, 2007, 05:25:32 AM
Yo Dr. O

Played Rock Band yet?

Who you have: all girl, all boy, or co-ed band?

What part of the rock band? (lead guitar, bass, drums or singer?)

What would you name your band?

What cities would you wanna tour?

What kind of groupies would you have?

What kind of music would you play?

Would you have short songs (less than 5 mins) ?

OR endless wtf 'why wont this song end' song? (more than 10 minutes)?

Would you really want your fans to throw their undies on stage?

How would you party like a Rock Star?

Would you wear and eye patch?

Be topless while on stage?

would ever dive into the crowd?

Light the stage on fire?

Use Pyro-technics?

Trash hotel rooms?

sign random body parts?

Sing in a different language other than english?

Make a holiday album?

Which holiday (pick any random cool holiday) ?

Rock until your way old?

What would e considered way old?

Then freeze your self to live in the future?

Then wake up and realize I was dreaming...
thats what i get for the lack of sleepz.

Happy holidays to ya Dr. O.
Jesus can rock (your world).
W00t 2.0
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 23, 2007, 10:49:13 PM
Quote from: G.I.R on December 22, 2007, 12:43:48 AM
Do you like beans?
yes.

Do you like George Wendt?
yes.

Would you like to see George Wendt eating beans?
uhhh....how about no?

Would you like to see George Wendt eating beans in a movie?
how much sense did that just make?!

How many bean-eating movies have you seen with George Wendt?
*dies from too much George Wendt and beans*

Quote from: XpHoBiaX on December 22, 2007, 06:39:48 PM
(Music related btw)

Do you download your dreams?
i don't think my dreams would be the best thing to download...

Is someone killing someone even in your dreams?
that has happened before; i woke up confused and scared, more scared than anything else.

Are you exotich, fantastich and Hypnotich?
can't i just choose all 3??

Are you an angel of the dark?
i choose to be both dark and light.

Are you a mechanic of the sequence?
program error: hit any key to continue. please note you will lose any progress.

Are you suffocating right?
i think i'm doing it wrong...

Is your pulse the same as the music you listen too?
if it is, i need to get to the hopsital ASAP.

Do you count in BPM?
i prefer seconds, thankyouverymuch.

Do you own various strobe light fixtures?
fuck, i wish.

Do you want to be King for a night?
WHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! KING ME, BITCH!!!!

Do you glow at night?
that would make you a easy target in a game of hide-n-seek.

Do you glow during the day as well?
thats hard to see with the sun out and all.

Is music in you DNA?
yes.








Quote from: Jerry on December 23, 2007, 05:25:32 AM
Yo Dr. O

Played Rock Band yet?
i've only played the drum part of the game, and even then it was a very short playthrough(this was at a best buy, where they had a shitty drumkit there)

Who you have: all girl, all boy, or co-ed band?
co-ed.

What part of the rock band? (lead guitar, bass, drums or singer?)
either guitar, drums, or bass.

What would you name your band?
WHHHHOOOOOO!!!

What cities would you wanna tour?
the ones that have White Castles.

What kind of groupies would you have?
they be overrated.

What kind of music would you play?
we grab a dartboard with different genres; whatever the dart hits is what you hear that night.

Would you have short songs (less than 5 mins) ?
3-4 mins. minimum

OR endless wtf 'why wont this song end' song? (more than 10 minutes)?
at least a few 6-7 min. songs(in honor of Tool and A Perfect Circle).

Would you really want your fans to throw their undies on stage?
hell no.

How would you party like a Rock Star?
drink a bunch of rockstar, duh.

Would you wear and eye patch?
nope.

Be topless while on stage?
cold...so cold.....

would ever dive into the crowd?
can you say 'concussion'? i know i can.

Light the stage on fire?
no way.

Use Pyro-technics?
maybe.

Trash hotel rooms?
i want to be able to go back to hotels.

sign random body parts?
lol, depends.

Sing in a different language other than english?
if i know it, i'll use it.

Make a holiday album?
no way.

Which holiday (pick any random cool holiday) ?
read the last answer, plzkthnx.

Rock until your way old?
the arthritis....it hurts my hands.

What would be considered way old?
according to nowadays, i have no idea anymore.

Then freeze your self to live in the future?
to hell with freezing, gimme immortality.

Then wake up and realize I was dreaming...
DAMNIT!!!

thats what i get for the lack of sleepz.
you needs at least 4 hrs. to be okay, but make sure to not do it all the time.

Happy holidays to ya Dr. O.
same to you, man.

Jesus can rock (your world).
so that's what earthquakes really are?!

W00t 2.0
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on January 26, 2008, 02:30:34 AM
-Why does it take me so long to beat rpgs and whatnot? (I've had Dark Cloud 1 and 2 for years and I still haven't finished them. I'm worried that I'll take forever on Parasite Eve. And I just beat Fire Emblem:PoR)
-I'm thinking of registering my Wii through nintendo.com for an extended warranty. Will that be worth my time?
-I bought my Wii like 9 months ago though. Am I too late?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: ~~Loktera~~ on January 26, 2008, 07:08:55 PM
~ furry conventions. They are one of the scariest places on earth (next to Chernobyl and Neverland Ranch) So, why is it I insist on going to one every year?

~ Why can't I get any /b/ackup?

~ Food is expensive, yet you can get stacks of pr0n for less than $5.... Why is there no justice in this con?

~ Why was I not surprised to see someone dressed up as the Cloverfield monster?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuya on January 26, 2008, 10:00:58 PM
Do you like your pic?
(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi267.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fii320%2FFanimeFTW%2FP1010476.jpg&hash=125d0a94a9b286ab4ecaa6d6923eb9993c21f7e2)
lolz
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on January 29, 2008, 10:18:33 PM
Quote from: Barnes on January 26, 2008, 02:30:34 AM
-Why does it take me so long to beat rpgs and whatnot? (I've had Dark Cloud 1 and 2 for years and I still haven't finished them. I'm worried that I'll take forever on Parasite Eve. And I just beat Fire Emblem:PoR)
dude, finish your games or you will still have them when your 75 and still haven't beaten them.

-I'm thinking of registering my Wii through nintendo.com for an extended warranty. Will that be worth my time?
yea, it will. it doesnt take that long to register it.

-I bought my Wii like 9 months ago though. Am I too late?
that i'm not sure about, since i registered mine the first day it came out, and my ext. warrant through nintendo ends in late february....and that why i got a warranty through my game store. IM COVERED UNTIL 2009!!!!

Quote from: ~~Loktera~~ on January 26, 2008, 07:08:55 PM
~ furry conventions. They are one of the scariest places on earth (next to Chernobyl and Neverland Ranch) So, why is it I insist on going to one every year?
wait, that was this month?! DAMNIT!!!!!

~ Why can't I get any /b/ackup?
because i forgot about it, thats why.

~ Food is expensive, yet you can get stacks of pr0n for less than $5.... Why is there no justice in this con?
because food is more valuable than pr0n in a hotel.

~ Why was I not surprised to see someone dressed up as the Cloverfield monster?
okay, that does it: next year, I'm goin wit' ya.

Quote from: Otakuya on January 26, 2008, 10:00:58 PM
Do you like your pic?
(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi267.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fii320%2FFanimeFTW%2FP1010476.jpg&hash=125d0a94a9b286ab4ecaa6d6923eb9993c21f7e2)
lolz
i dont know who made me in the game, but i look like a idiot; next hang-out at jerrys, he gets reworked.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on March 30, 2008, 10:32:50 PM
Why is Captain Falcon nerfed in Brawl?

Why do I have lag problems playing Brawl online?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JTchinoy on March 30, 2008, 10:38:24 PM
Quote from: Barnes on March 30, 2008, 10:32:50 PM
Why is Captain Falcon nerfed in Brawl?
He didn't pray to Chuck Norris enough.

Why do I have lag problems playing Brawl online?
Your router sucks and almost any match with more than 1 person will have lag.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on March 30, 2008, 10:42:47 PM
=\ Why am I hurting right now
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JTchinoy on March 30, 2008, 11:05:40 PM
the location of your pain is currently injured to some degree unkown to me.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 30, 2008, 11:08:18 PM
Quote from: Barnes on March 30, 2008, 10:32:50 PM
Why is Captain Falcon nerfed in Brawl?
alot of people got nerfed, not just Capt. Falcon.

Quote from: Barnes on March 30, 2008, 10:32:50 PMWhy do I have lag problems playing Brawl online?
if youre playing against random people, there will ALWAYS be lag. i f you are playing against friends, the lag wont be completely noticeable, unless you have a program running on a PC/laptop that sucks up net speed. shut off all devices that use the router(minus the wii), and you'll probably see a difference.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 30, 2008, 11:08:38 PM
Quote from: JTchinoy on March 30, 2008, 11:05:40 PM
the location of your pain is currently injured to some degree unkown to me.
you fail.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 30, 2008, 11:09:57 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on March 30, 2008, 10:42:47 PM
=\ Why am I hurting right now
well, since you already divulged some information to me, i'm guessing its 'cause u no has cellphone now.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JTchinoy on March 30, 2008, 11:13:01 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on March 30, 2008, 11:08:38 PM
Quote from: JTchinoy on March 30, 2008, 11:05:40 PM
the location of your pain is currently injured to some degree unkown to me.
you fail.
hey! my answer is accurate.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 30, 2008, 11:15:26 PM
Quote from: JTchinoy on March 30, 2008, 11:13:01 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on March 30, 2008, 11:08:38 PM
Quote from: JTchinoy on March 30, 2008, 11:05:40 PM
the location of your pain is currently injured to some degree unkown to me.
you fail.
hey! my answer is accurate.
read the thread title; its not "Ask JTchinoy", now is it?

hence, you fail.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JTchinoy on March 30, 2008, 11:20:33 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on March 30, 2008, 11:15:26 PM
Quote from: JTchinoy on March 30, 2008, 11:13:01 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on March 30, 2008, 11:08:38 PM
Quote from: JTchinoy on March 30, 2008, 11:05:40 PM
the location of your pain is currently injured to some degree unkown to me.
you fail.
hey! my answer is accurate.
read the thread title; its not "Ask JTchinoy", now is it?

hence, you fail.
*puts on glasses*
oh...
*walks away*
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 30, 2008, 11:24:15 PM
Quote from: JTchinoy on March 30, 2008, 11:20:33 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on March 30, 2008, 11:15:26 PM
Quote from: JTchinoy on March 30, 2008, 11:13:01 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on March 30, 2008, 11:08:38 PM
Quote from: JTchinoy on March 30, 2008, 11:05:40 PM
the location of your pain is currently injured to some degree unkown to me.
you fail.
hey! my answer is accurate.
read the thread title; its not "Ask JTchinoy", now is it?

hence, you fail.
*puts on glasses*
oh...
*walks away*
stupid emokids.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: mDuo13 on March 30, 2008, 11:26:25 PM
Why is a dead bee totally not compensation enough for the inconvenience of being stung?

Are you allergic to anything? Ever developed or lost an allergy? (I ask 'cause I'm totally ticked right now that I have a mild allergy to bees and the sting I got yesterday is swelling up even though in my childhood I wasn't allergic. I discovered last year, when my hand became immobile from the excessive swelling resulting from a bee sting, that that sort of thing happens.)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 30, 2008, 11:33:32 PM
Quote from: mDuo13 on March 30, 2008, 11:26:25 PM
Why is a dead bee totally not compensation enough for the inconvenience of being stung?
are you gonna go all "bee movie" with this and try to sue the bees? you wont get very far with that.


Quote from: mDuo13 on March 30, 2008, 11:26:25 PM
Are you allergic to anything? Ever developed or lost an allergy? (I ask 'cause I'm totally ticked right now that I have a mild allergy to bees and the sting I got yesterday is swelling up even though in my childhood I wasn't allergic. I discovered last year, when my hand became immobile from the excessive swelling resulting from a bee sting, that that sort of thing happens.)
i'll reply with what i said earlier to a related post about allergies/illnesses on another thread, but revised:

I'M NOT ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING, MWAHAHAHA!!!!
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on April 02, 2008, 10:02:55 AM
OMG Dr. O?!?!

i totally forgot about this, days where i can sit in the office and not get attaxed by how contortionist and i now may ask a few questions.

im a bit rusty so bear with me:

So why doesnt Chuck Norris believe in April fools?

does Chuck Norris really have another fist under his beard?

Why does comcast have those realy weird pun commericals?

is it possible to have a beach party, without a beach?

do you really need to be drunk to have a brawl?

who's couch did you last bless?

did someone sit on your lap recently?

Why is hospital food so small?

Are hospital elevators slow too?

Why does a camel have a hump?

Do birds really fly south for the winter?

Does Horton really hear a Who?

Is it time for another Jesus and Jeremiah adventure?

Whats a road trip without a buddy named Jesus?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on April 02, 2008, 05:56:51 PM
Quote from: Jerry on April 02, 2008, 10:02:55 AM
OMG Dr. O?!?!

i totally forgot about this, days where i can sit in the office and not get attaxed by how contortionist and i now may ask a few questions.
oh, how i do miss these.

im a bit rusty so bear with me:

So why doesn't Chuck Norris believe in April fools?
last time he believed in a holiday, it was destroyed; thats why there is no Christmas in July.

does Chuck Norris really have another fist under his beard?
some claim there's a fist; others say its a foot, ready to kick your face in.

Why does comcast have those really weird pun commercials?
puns/jokes stick with you longer than most stuff; thats why the majority of the country can easily remember stuff from the Simpsons, but cant remember who 'discovered' America.

is it possible to have a beach party, without a beach?
beach party
-beach
=party.

....nope, it ain't possible.


do you really need to be drunk to have a brawl?
no.

who's couch did you last bless?
I've blessed two of ur couches now, LOL.

did someone sit on your lap recently?
hmm......nope.

Why is hospital food so small?
better that way so patients don't vomit larger portions.

Are hospital elevators slow too?
all elevators are slow, IMO.

Why does a camel have a hump?
water.

Do birds really fly south for the winter?
if they has a compass, yes.

Does Horton really hear a Who?
I'm so not seeing that movie.

Is it time for another Jesus and Jeremiah adventure?
lol, is this a biblical adventure now? heh.

Whats a road trip without a buddy named Jesus?
its just a long drive.

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JTchinoy on April 02, 2008, 06:04:19 PM
how can i be as godly as you?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on April 02, 2008, 06:34:12 PM
Quote from: JTchinoy on April 02, 2008, 06:04:19 PM
how can i be as godly as you?
me, godly? HAHAHA, right; im just cool.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: questionette on April 02, 2008, 06:43:01 PM
Why can't I fly? :'(
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on April 02, 2008, 06:45:41 PM
Quote from: questionette on April 02, 2008, 06:43:01 PM
Why can't I fly? :'(
you haven't evolved to that point yet, human.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: short_storiesgl on April 03, 2008, 09:22:13 AM
Why Do People Keep Asking you Dumb Questions Jeeze   Not My question


O why is it that theres always lame things happening?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on April 03, 2008, 07:16:56 PM
Quote from: short_storiesgl on April 03, 2008, 09:22:13 AM
Why Do People Keep Asking you Dumb Questions Jeeze   Not My question
you say this is not a question, but i will take it as one, so I'm answering it anyways:
the whole behind this thread when i first made it was for people to ask either simple, complex, or just completely random questions, no matter how kooky, and i would answer those questions. True, the answer they get might not be the one they are looking for, but thats the fun in the thread: silly questions getting silly answers.


O why is it that theres always lame things happening?
i think you caught a case of lame disease, which makes lame things happen around you. take two shots of awesome and call me in the morning(don't actually call me, i have to go to work around that time).
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: short_storiesgl on April 03, 2008, 07:30:42 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on April 03, 2008, 07:16:56 PM
Quote from: short_storiesgl on April 03, 2008, 09:22:13 AM
Why Do People Keep Asking you Dumb Questions Jeeze   Not My question
you say this is not a question, but i will take it as one, so I'm answering it anyways:
the whole behind this thread when i first made it was for people to ask either simple, complex, or just completely random questions, no matter how kooky, and i would answer those questions. True, the answer they get might not be the one they are looking for, but thats the fun in the thread: silly questions getting silly answers.


O why is it that theres always lame things happening?
i think you caught a case of lame disease, which makes lame things happen around you. take two shots of awesome and call me in the morning(don't actually call me, i have to go to work around that time).
oh im calling at noon motherfcuker.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on April 03, 2008, 07:46:00 PM
too bad, 'cause i ain't picking up.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: short_storiesgl on April 04, 2008, 12:43:21 AM
D: theres no love from you is there.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on April 04, 2008, 12:49:24 AM
where are my flowers D:<

and why is there a resturant in my town called lake of fire O:
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on April 04, 2008, 06:15:03 PM
Quote from: short_storiesgl on April 04, 2008, 12:43:21 AM
D: theres no love from you is there.
oh no, theres plenty of love from me; I'm just completely out of stock right now, so i need to order some more love.

Quote from: Kazuko on April 04, 2008, 12:49:24 AM
where are my flowers D:<

and why is there a restaurant in my town called lake of fire O:
remember: i don't have magical teleportation powers, so i cant just make flowers go 'POOF!' and have them magically appear for you right now. that, plus i did say i would get you flowers, so i will the next time i see you.

As for the restaurant that called lake of fire, hmm.....well, it does get pretty warm out there in that area around summertime, or they have REALLY spicy food.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: rude32 on April 06, 2008, 12:41:18 AM
Can I see your credentials?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on April 06, 2008, 01:00:36 AM
Why did the movie Streets of Fire (1984) flop at the U.S.A box office?

Why do I see terrible spelling all over the internet?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on April 06, 2008, 07:29:05 PM
Quote from: rude32 on April 06, 2008, 12:41:18 AM
Can I see your credentials?
you want credentials? take these and dip them in honey-mustard sauce, and see how they taste:

Over 40 pages and 1 Million LOLs served.

now please pull up to the window.

Quote from: Barnes on April 06, 2008, 01:00:36 AM
Why did the movie Streets of Fire (1984) flop at the U.S.A box office?
not sure about that; haven't seen this movie before, but it just didn't work for the majority of moviegoers, AFAIK.

Why do I see terrible spelling all over the internet?
its a illness that affects close to 30% of the people on the internet, known as "cantspellforshit-itis". A variation on the illness, "Has-no-idea-what-they're-talking-about Syndrome"(more commonly known as 'GWB' or 'Dubya') is present in less than 20% of the general population, with Bush known to have been diagnosed with this condition; there is no cure to date.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Zirphex on May 17, 2008, 12:37:40 AM
Is there going to be some sort of an "anon" gathering.
Cuz I have a V mask and I just have a craving to wear it to fanime.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on May 17, 2008, 08:00:54 PM
Quote from: Zirphex on May 17, 2008, 12:37:40 AM
Is there going to be some sort of an "anon" gathering.
Cuz I have a V mask and I just have a craving to wear it to fanime.
well, i have yet to see a thread for a "anon" gathering, but I'm sure it will happen somewhere during the con.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on June 06, 2008, 12:02:35 AM
shameless bump. stay out of the shadows.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on June 06, 2008, 09:45:21 AM
Where the heck would be a GOOD location for Anime Expo, considering it's size and whatnot?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kandybar on June 06, 2008, 11:01:37 AM
Will the madness ever stop?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kaura117 on June 06, 2008, 11:10:09 AM
Quote from: Barnes on June 06, 2008, 09:45:21 AM
Where the heck would be a GOOD location for Anime Expo, considering it's size and whatnot?

THE MOON
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: BrightHeart76 on June 06, 2008, 12:41:28 PM
Why do people have wisdom teeth?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on June 06, 2008, 09:47:34 PM
Quote from: Barnes on June 06, 2008, 09:45:21 AM
Where the heck would be a GOOD location for Anime Expo, considering it's size and whatnot?
anything that ISN'T Los Angeles or Long Beach, thank you very much; the anaheim convention center is a pretty big venue(probably bigger than SJCC), so it should suffice for at least a couple more years if AX were to return there.

Quote from: Kandybar on June 06, 2008, 11:01:37 AM
Will the madness ever stop?
there are many forms of madness; if you mean one specific form of it, then it might stop depending if there is a good solution, but if you mean ALL of the madness......yea, that won't stop anytime soon.

Quote from: BrightHeart76 on June 06, 2008, 12:41:28 PM
Why do people have wisdom teeth?
so we don't start off as assholes; we're given that choice after we lose our wisdom teeth(there are exceptions for some people early on).

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: BrightHeart76 on June 06, 2008, 10:09:05 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on June 06, 2008, 09:47:34 PM
Quote from: BrightHeart76 on June 06, 2008, 12:41:28 PM
Why do people have wisdom teeth?
so we don't start off as assholes; we're given that choice after we lose our wisdom teeth(there are exceptions for some people early on).



Oooh...I have a choice now??!  I'll have to think about it...it could be nice to have an excuse to be an jerk for awhile.  Naw, I like being a nice person.   :D
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on June 08, 2008, 12:43:37 AM
Whatever happened to my birthday alcohol?  ;D

and....do you think you would be able to make it to a bday event if I was much closer?
^.^ (say, if I did get to live in Sunnyvale)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on June 08, 2008, 10:04:17 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on June 08, 2008, 12:43:37 AM
Whatever happened to my birthday alcohol?  ;D

and....do you think you would be able to make it to a bday event if I was much closer?
^.^ (say, if I did get to live in Sunnyvale)
dammit, i knew i forgot to buy something during fanime!!!

if i had my license, i would drive out to ione for a bday event, but i would also make it if you were in Sunnyvale.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on June 08, 2008, 10:48:26 PM
Why are people blaming AX?

And what is the answer to y=mx+b ?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on June 08, 2008, 11:07:12 PM
Quote from: Shi_Musouka on June 08, 2008, 10:48:26 PM
Why are people blaming AX?
two reasons: first is just for fun, the second is for last year and where its gonna be this year.
And what is the answer to y=mx+b ?
I'm not helping you do your homework, figure it out...plus you haven't given the slope or the y-intercept to work with.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on June 12, 2008, 04:32:58 PM
Do you realize that this thread has gotten to page 42?

All the questions and answers should relate to the universe and its awsome-ness in answer-ness.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on June 12, 2008, 07:32:01 PM
Quote from: Jerry on June 12, 2008, 04:32:58 PM
Do you realize that this thread has gotten to page 42?
i actually didn't notice that until you just mentioned it, lol.
All the questions and answers should relate to the universe and its awsome-ness in answer-ness.
sadly, this is not always the case where they all relate.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on July 02, 2008, 10:44:43 AM
*epic* bump...

whoa this fell to page 3 1/2 (how i found a 1/2 page is news to me)

anyway its been a while since Dr. O some random questions so here i goes.

It's July!!! can you believe that 1/2 the year is already over?

Whats in store for the rest of the year?

What part of your town will you be blowing up this 4th of July?

Now that your 21, will you be drinking some type of Cerbeza good sir?

Whens the last time you got partially naked in public?

Whens the last time you got partially naked in someone's house?

Whens the last time you got partially naked in someone's car?

When was the last time you got COMPLETLY naked???

If July 4th is birthday of the nation... What would the nation looked like in a 'birthday suit' ?

What are you most likely going to eat on the 4th?

Will you be helping with any cooking, grilling, or baking this 4th?

Have you gone to the beach yet this summer?

Have you had a peice of water melon yet this summer?

How Far can you spit a watermelon seed?

Have you done rapid-fire or machine gun like spitting with watermelon seeds?

Have you shot down empty cans with Water melon seeds?

Do you plan to shoot Fire works on the 4th?

If you could make up your own awesome gathering before the summer is over, what would you like to do?

What is THE ULTIMATE SUMMER MOVIE THAT EVERYONE SHOULD watch at least 3 times this summer?

Will everyone go broke because of Gas prices?

Whats the best way to travel cost effectively?

Whats the next Con you would like to go to?

How would you react if Doctor Who showed up at your doorstep?

Where in time/space would you travel with the Doctor?

Would you rather be his assistant/apprentice or BE THE DOCTOR?

Out of questions for now. But oh well.  :P
Til next time.

_insert Doctor Who theme_
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 02, 2008, 09:05:59 PM
Quote from: Jerry on July 02, 2008, 10:44:43 AM
*epic* bump...

whoa this fell to page 3 1/2 (how i found a 1/2 page is news to me)
yea, i had a felling it would fall down eventually...

anyway its been a while since Dr. O some random questions so here i goes.
ready and waiting.

It's July!!! can you believe that 1/2 the year is already over?
you have no idea.

Whats in store for the rest of the year?
if i knew, it wouldn't be good.

What part of your town will you be blowing up this 4th of July?
I despise the 4th of July with a hate like none other.

Now that your 21, will you be drinking some type of Cerbeza good sir?
corona tastes absolutely horrible; besides, i have been 21 for more than a year now.

Whens the last time you got partially naked in public?
never.

Whens the last time you got partially naked in someone's house?
night before fanime last year, your house.

Whens the last time you got partially naked in someone's car?
only that one time, jerry.

When was the last time you got COMPLETLY naked???
when i shower, which was last night.

If July 4th is birthday of the nation... What would the nation looked like in a 'birthday suit' ?
hell if i know.

What are you most likely going to eat on the 4th?
i have no friggin idea.

Will you be helping with any cooking, grilling, or baking this 4th?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Have you gone to the beach yet this summer?
nope, just been working my ass off.

Have you had a peice of water melon yet this summer?
oh jeez, that sounds so good right now.

How Far can you spit a watermelon seed?
seedless, plzkthnx.

Have you done rapid-fire or machine gun like spitting with watermelon seeds?
nope.

Have you shot down empty cans with Water melon seeds?
LOL.

Do you plan to shoot Fire works on the 4th?
hell fucking no.

If you could make up your own awesome gathering before the summer is over, what would you like to do?
I would need at least a week to plan something that epic out.

What is THE ULTIMATE SUMMER MOVIE THAT EVERYONE SHOULD watch at least 3 times this summer?
The Dark Knight; go see it or you suck.

Will everyone go broke because of Gas prices?
five-fifty to six dollars/gallon by the end of the year; believe it.

Whats the best way to travel cost effectively?
mass transit or carpool, hands down.

Whats the next Con you would like to go to?
if i could afford it, ComicCon; dream con/event would be TGS.

How would you react if Doctor Who showed up at your doorstep?
don't even get me started with that.

Where in time/space would you travel with the Doctor?
JFK assassination; must..find....second...gunman..

Would you rather be his assistant/apprentice or BE THE DOCTOR?
its obvious, isn't it? you should know the answer by now.

Out of questions for now. But oh well.  :P
Til next time.
I'll be waiting.

_insert Doctor Who theme_
season finale this weekend, WOOT!!!!!!
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on July 12, 2008, 02:15:45 PM
Why are people jealous of Americans?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: BrightHeart76 on July 12, 2008, 03:20:54 PM
Why am I too nervous to take use my asthma inhaler even though I haven't been able to take a deep breathe for days?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on July 14, 2008, 07:43:57 AM
so the boards were down about week.

What do you think random ppl did with the boards down?  :P
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 16, 2008, 10:38:36 PM
Quote from: Shi_Musouka on July 12, 2008, 02:15:45 PM
Why are people jealous of Americans?
TERRORISM!

Quote from: BrightHeart76 on July 12, 2008, 03:20:54 PM
Why am I too nervous to take use my asthma inhaler even though I haven't been able to take a deep breathe for days?
TERRORISM!!

Quote from: Jerry on July 14, 2008, 07:43:57 AM
so the boards were down about week.

What do you think random ppl did with the boards down?  :P
TERRORISM!!!!!!

i hope someone gets that reference.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on July 17, 2008, 09:40:31 PM
Is it bad that I don't get that ref?

Did you know my cell phone was shut off?

Do you like DJ SISeN?

What do you think about my new hairstyle?

did you pre reg for next year?

How's it in the city?

Are you effected adversely by the poor economy?

know any cool sites I should visit?

@_@ I am bored....are you?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 17, 2008, 09:54:37 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on July 17, 2008, 09:40:31 PM
Is it bad that I don't get that ref?
apparently there's no love for robot chicken here *sadface*

Did you know my cell phone was shut off?
i didn't even know you HAD a cell phone!

Do you like DJ SISeN?
sry, nvr heard of 'em.

What do you think about my new hairstyle?
me likey the hair.

did you pre-reg for next year?
sadly, no; my arms were full of all the crap from my hotel room, and i had to huff my way back home on mass transit...long story short, i didn't feel like lugging my stuff through the dealers room.

How's it in the city?
Oakland has nothing but homicides every week......so its been pretty much the same.

Are you effected adversely by the poor economy?
not yet, thank god.

know any cool sites I should visit?
haven't discovered anything worthwhile.

@_@ I am bored....are you?
you have no idea.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on July 17, 2008, 10:10:02 PM
is it bad that I haven't seen Robot Chicken??

Is it bad that I use Myspace just to be added to famous people that will never talk to me? XD

Is it bad that I don't watch tv?

Does CNN count as Tv?

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: BrightHeart76 on July 17, 2008, 10:17:29 PM
Is it bad that I think my shrink is crazier than I am?   ::)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on July 18, 2008, 11:42:10 AM
Is it bad that Bush only has 5-7 months left in his term of office?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 19, 2008, 12:30:03 AM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on July 17, 2008, 10:10:02 PM
is it bad that I haven't seen Robot Chicken??
its not so much bad, as it is that you really need to watch it sometime.

Is it bad that I use Myspace just to be added to famous people that will never talk to me? XD
do you really think someone with like 75,000 friends actually replies? i swear they probably have someone hired to do that for them.

Is it bad that I don't watch tv?
with the amount of horrible crap there is on now, i don't blame you.

Does CNN count as Tv?
it counts in my book.


Quote from: BrightHeart76 on July 17, 2008, 10:17:29 PM
Is it bad that I think my shrink is crazier than I am?   ::)
el oh el. additional: its bad, but not so bad.

Quote from: Shi_Musouka on July 18, 2008, 11:42:10 AM
Is it bad that Bush only has 5-7 months left in his term of office?
are you serious?! thats not bad, THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME!!!

Shit, the U.S. Olympic Team can screw up so badly where they win nothing but bronze, and Bush leaving office will still be fucktons better than that.


Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on July 19, 2008, 12:51:15 AM
Do you like pudding?

What flavor?

Did you ever do your hentai game night thingy?

Do you think things will get better once Bush is out of office?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 19, 2008, 12:56:49 AM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on July 19, 2008, 12:51:15 AM
Do you like pudding?
i enjoy a bit of pudding from time to time.

What flavor?
chocolate.

Did you ever do your hentai game night thingy?
ugh, don't get me started on that....

Do you think things will get better once Bush is out of office?
hell fucking yes.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on July 19, 2008, 01:23:47 PM
=( how come Im still at Victoria's secret but yet due to the recession i keep getting on calls and we are all getting hour cuts?


Do you know how to make money quickly

Do you enjoy avatar :U
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on July 19, 2008, 01:39:07 PM
Who would win in an EVO special event:
Daigo (Japan) or Justin Wong (NYC, New York)?
(I'm assuming you know about the "Wong vs. Choi" thing from EVO 2007? I have the dvds for that year.)

Jotaro or Dio?

Ora ora or Mudah mudah?

Wryyyyyyy or ZA WARUDO?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 28, 2008, 11:21:43 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on July 19, 2008, 01:23:47 PM
=( how come Im still at Victoria's secret but yet due to the recession i keep getting on calls and we are all getting hour cuts?
because they still need the people and you guys are not making enough revenue.

Do you know how to make money quickly?
other than work, give blood, sell a kidney....nope.

Do you enjoy avatar :U
no.

Quote from: Barnes on July 19, 2008, 01:39:07 PM
Who would win in an EVO special event:
Daigo (Japan) or Justin Wong (NYC, New York)?
(I'm assuming you know about the "Wong vs. Choi" thing from EVO 2007? I have the dvds for that year.)
i don't know what happened at EVO '07, so i'll just go and say Daigo.

Jotaro or Dio?
Jo.

Ora ora or Mudah mudah?
the second one.

Wryyyyyyy or ZA WARUDO?
the first one.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: G.I.R on July 28, 2008, 11:24:25 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on July 28, 2008, 11:21:43 PM

Ora ora or Mudah mudah?
the second one.

Wryyyyyyy or ZA WARUDO?
the first one.
[/quote]

Why do those answers sound like my last vision exam?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 28, 2008, 11:41:25 PM
Quote from: G.I.R on July 28, 2008, 11:24:25 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on July 28, 2008, 11:21:43 PM

Ora ora or Mudah mudah?
the second one.

Wryyyyyyy or ZA WARUDO?
the first one.

Why do those answers sound like my last vision exam?
because it probably was....now, which one looks better, 1 or 2? LOL
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on July 31, 2008, 09:19:02 PM
Why are people comparing Obama with Paris Hilton?

And why do guys hate asking for directions whenever they're lost?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 31, 2008, 11:17:06 PM
Quote from: Shi_Musouka on July 31, 2008, 09:19:02 PM
Why are people comparing Obama with Paris Hilton?
McCain's campaign is trying to make Obama look more like a celebrity than a candidate; so far, it isn't working.

And why do guys hate asking for directions whenever they're lost?
because it crushes them on the inside when they have to(read: breaks their balls).
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: BrightHeart76 on August 01, 2008, 05:31:59 PM
Why are the people at my summer job such ignorant slackers? 
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: shy-cosplayer on August 02, 2008, 04:52:31 AM
How come kingdom hearts final mix won't be released in the US?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on August 02, 2008, 06:58:21 PM
What do you think about me becoming a substitute teacher?

Isn't that crazy?

Did you know you don't have to go to college to be one?

Do you have a car yet?

Would you come up to visit me so I could tattoo you? (if you had said car)

You know you want one!

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 02, 2008, 10:40:36 PM
Quote from: BrightHeart76 on August 01, 2008, 05:31:59 PM
Why are the people at my summer job such ignorant slackers? 
because its only a summer job, thats why.

Quote from: shy-cosplayer on August 02, 2008, 04:52:31 AM
How come kingdom hearts final mix won't be released in the US?
because its basically the same game, with only a very small amount of extra stuff packed in; apparently, that stuff alone does not seem enough to warrant a release of said game out here.

Quote from: XpHoBiaX on August 02, 2008, 06:58:21 PM
What do you think about me becoming a substitute teacher?
its kinda odd, imagining you as a substitute teacher.

Isn't that crazy?
a little bit, i guess.

Did you know you don't have to go to college to be one?
this i did not know about.

Do you have a car yet?
yes, but i can't drive it yet.

Would you come up to visit me so I could tattoo you? (if you had said car)

You know you want one!
so you do remember me saying that i wanted to get one eventually.

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: ThatBlueDinosaurGuy on August 03, 2008, 12:29:13 AM
Do you like cops?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 03, 2008, 04:49:48 PM
Quote from: Dan_Hibiki on August 03, 2008, 12:29:13 AM
Do you like cops?
if they don't have any problems with me, i don't have any problems with them.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on August 04, 2008, 04:30:34 PM
Do you like snow?

How can you tell a good anime from a bad anime?

Do you think Heath Ledger makes a good Joker?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Sunara Ishi on August 04, 2008, 05:47:51 PM
What happens if a vampire bits an elf?

Does it turn and become a vampire elf?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on August 04, 2008, 06:00:11 PM
What year is the best year to have a bday?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 04, 2008, 09:44:11 PM
Quote from: Shi_Musouka on August 04, 2008, 04:30:34 PM
Do you like snow?
haven't seen it up-close, but it looks cool in pictures, lol.

How can you tell a good anime from a bad anime?
simple: watch the first couple of episodes, and you know the answer.

Do you think Heath Ledger makes a good Joker?
his performance is now THE benchmark for any future batman villains to try to match.


Quote from: Sunara Ishi on August 04, 2008, 05:47:51 PM
What happens if a vampire bits an elf?
it turns.

Does it turn and become a vampire elf?
obviously, lol.

Quote from: Jerry on August 04, 2008, 06:00:11 PM
What year is the best year to have a bday?
uh, any year?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on August 07, 2008, 01:43:56 PM
if you had to invent and 'alternative' fuel ...

what would it be?

and how would you use it?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 07, 2008, 08:11:25 PM
Quote from: Jerry on August 07, 2008, 01:43:56 PM
if you had to invent an 'alternative' fuel ...
i have to?! damn, the world is screwed now.

what would it be?
ladies and gentlemen: we're running on pure booze now, so start emptying out your cabinets.

and how would you use it?
use it to water down gasoline to bring it back down to less than $3 bucks/gallon.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on August 07, 2008, 08:46:35 PM
Was Epic Movie really epic?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 07, 2008, 08:53:09 PM
Quote from: Shi_Musouka on August 07, 2008, 08:46:35 PM
Was Epic Movie really epic?
i didn't bother seeing it, since its pretty much the same movie, just repacked with slightly different material.
(read: date movie-->epic movie-->meet the spartans-->diasater movie-->whatever crap they decide to put out next year)

i swear, this shit is like the new madden of movie franchises, except it sucks donkey balls soaked in crap.

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on August 11, 2008, 10:33:15 AM
are you free on Sunday August 17th?

What type of pirate would you be?

what pirate-y type weapon would you use?

what would be the first type of booty you would like to grab?

Name the letter after 'q' in the alphabet.

why do they call it 'alphabet' - does it like to gamble?

have you played liars dice?

are you a good liar?

what makes a good liar?

should there be another pirates of the caribbean movie?

what future role to you see Johnny Depp playing as?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 11, 2008, 10:18:19 PM
Quote from: Jerry on August 11, 2008, 10:33:15 AM
are you free on Sunday August 17th?
i don't know yet if i will be free that day until i get my schedule for next week, so i'll let you know by late thursday.

What type of pirate would you be?
umm.....a cool one, i guess.

what pirate-y type weapon would you use?
a sword; its too much effort to carry a cannon around.

what would be the first type of booty you would like to grab?
.....no comment, hehehe.

Name the letter after 'q' in the alphabet.
RRRRRRRRRRRR.

why do they call it 'alphabet' - does it like to gamble?
i have no idea.

have you played liars dice?
no, but i've heard of it.

are you a good liar?
not really.

what makes a good liar?
someone who can lie without caring.

should there be another pirates of the caribbean movie?
no; its good with just 3, anything more than that will destroy it.

what future role to you see Johnny Depp playing as?
anything that he wants to play.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: G.I.R on August 12, 2008, 12:29:59 AM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on August 11, 2008, 10:18:19 PM
Quote from: Jerry on August 11, 2008, 10:33:15 AM


why do they call it 'alphabet' - does it like to gamble?
i have no idea.


From the first two letters (characters) of the ancient Greek alphabet:  Alpha / Beta.
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Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 12, 2008, 12:31:56 AM
Quote from: G.I.R on August 12, 2008, 12:29:59 AM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on August 11, 2008, 10:18:19 PM
Quote from: Jerry on August 11, 2008, 10:33:15 AM


why do they call it 'alphabet' - does it like to gamble?
i have no idea.


From the first two letters (characters) of the ancient Greek alphabet:  Alpha / Beta.
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+1 to G.I.R for doing the work for me.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on August 20, 2008, 10:21:25 PM
What's up?

Why?

What for?

Anything cool going on?

yep....

You bored?

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 20, 2008, 10:40:57 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on August 20, 2008, 10:21:25 PM
What's up?
nothin' much right now, just tired.

Why?
just got back from work.

What for?
because it makes me money, just not as much as i would like.

Anything cool going on?
not that i know of.

yep....
yep.

You bored?
you read my mind, lol.

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on August 20, 2008, 10:50:27 PM
Did you chuckle for about 5 secs, like I did with that response?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 20, 2008, 10:54:21 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on August 20, 2008, 10:50:27 PM
Did you chuckle for about 5 secs, like I did with that response?
it gave me a good laugh, i will admit that.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on August 20, 2008, 11:00:38 PM
Do you know about the Sedlec Ossuary?

I love it, do you love the style?

Do you think it's beautiful?

Do you understand why it was built?

Did you know that BEFORE you wikied it?

If you could, would you visit it? (I want too!)

There is another similar place in Paris, did you know?
"Catacombs of Paris"

Did you know that before you Wikied it?

Lets be honest, if you didn't Wiki it....did you Google it?

For shame if you did.

Did you know I have a fascination with bones?

X3

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 20, 2008, 11:35:18 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on August 20, 2008, 11:00:38 PM
Do you know about the Sedlec Ossuary?
i do NOW.

I love it, do you love the style?
it's......unique.

Do you think it's beautiful?
*refer to previous answer*

Do you understand why it was built?
yes, and no.

Did you know that BEFORE you wikied it?
after, lol.

If you could, would you visit it? (I want too!)
uhhh............maybe.

There is another similar place in Paris, did you know?
"Catacombs of Paris"
oh yea, i've heard of the catacombs many times before.

Did you know that before you Wikied it?
yes, actually.

Lets be honest, if you didn't Wiki it....did you Google it?
nope, straight wiki.

For shame if you did.

Did you know I have a fascination with bones?
the skeleton necklace was/is a obvious tell, heh.

X3


Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on August 21, 2008, 01:35:47 PM
why do peole make me want to gouge my eyes out when potential lolitas think that Momo's handicrafts are SO SUPER AWESOME when really they SUCK THEY ARE HORRIBLE D:

and :d lucky pack from baby comes soon, shall I get one?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 21, 2008, 05:36:08 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on August 21, 2008, 01:35:47 PM
why do people make me want to gouge my eyes out when potential lolitas think that Momo's handicrafts are SO SUPER AWESOME when really they SUCK THEY ARE HORRIBLE D:
thats the most i know about it from that sentence, lol.

and :d lucky pack from baby comes soon, shall I get one?
uhhhh..........yes?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 02, 2008, 11:25:06 PM
Can you Pop, Lock & Drop It?
;D
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 03, 2008, 07:42:38 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 02, 2008, 11:25:06 PM
Can you Pop, Lock & Drop It?
;D
if i tried, i would probably end up in the hospital.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 03, 2008, 07:58:40 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on September 03, 2008, 07:42:38 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 02, 2008, 11:25:06 PM
Can you Pop, Lock & Drop It?
;D
if i tried, i would probably end up in the hospital.

Orly?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 03, 2008, 08:44:26 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 03, 2008, 07:58:40 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on September 03, 2008, 07:42:38 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 02, 2008, 11:25:06 PM
Can you Pop, Lock & Drop It?
;D
if i tried, i would probably end up in the hospital.

Orly?
ya, rly.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 03, 2008, 09:06:06 PM
Did you know when you reach age 25, you can no longer be an apprentice?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 03, 2008, 09:33:54 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 03, 2008, 09:06:06 PM
Did you know when you reach age 25, you can no longer be an apprentice?
O.O?!

.........crap.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 03, 2008, 09:41:54 PM
Did you know you can't be a journey man without first being an apprentice?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 03, 2008, 09:46:25 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 03, 2008, 09:41:54 PM
Did you know you can't be a journey man without first being an apprentice?
you're just pulling these out of everywhere, aren't ya?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 03, 2008, 10:01:28 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on September 03, 2008, 09:46:25 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 03, 2008, 09:41:54 PM
Did you know you can't be a journey man without first being an apprentice?
you're just pulling these out of everywhere, aren't ya?

It's true. You can't be an apprentice if you're 25 or older, and you cannot be a journey man unless you were an apprentice. If you aren't either, you have to go to a trade school.

You don't believe me?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 03, 2008, 10:05:04 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 03, 2008, 10:01:28 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on September 03, 2008, 09:46:25 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 03, 2008, 09:41:54 PM
Did you know you can't be a journey man without first being an apprentice?
you're just pulling these out of everywhere, aren't ya?

It's true. You can't be an apprentice if you're 25 or older, and you cannot be a journey man unless you were an apprentice. If you aren't either, you have to go to a trade school.

You don't believe me?
oh, i believe you. its just that......aw, screw it; i want some friggin' dennys right now.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 03, 2008, 10:24:07 PM
Just what?

Did I say something wrong? @_@

Remember Kegans' weekend roadtrip when we were all at Dennys?

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 03, 2008, 10:56:33 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 03, 2008, 10:24:07 PM
Just what? Did I say something wrong? @_@
no, i'm just being stupid and not giving a proper response.

Remember Kegans' weekend roadtrip when we were all at Dennys?
aw jeez, that was so awesome; i want late-night dennys so bad right now.

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 03, 2008, 11:05:07 PM
What would you get if you were able to go to dennys?

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 03, 2008, 11:09:00 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 03, 2008, 11:05:07 PM
What would you get if you were able to go to dennys?

the same shit i got the last time we went: fuckin' Slamburger FTW, yo.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 03, 2008, 11:28:09 PM
Will you throw the fries?
XD
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 04, 2008, 07:15:41 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 03, 2008, 11:28:09 PM
Will you throw the fries?
XD
depends if i can substitute them for curly fries(i dont remember if they have curly fries at dennys?)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 04, 2008, 09:01:41 PM
I think they have country fries, but I am not sure either. @_@

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on September 05, 2008, 08:26:34 PM
Do you like hello kitty?

HEEELLLOOOO KIIITTTTYYYY!!(屮゜Д゜)屮
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: rude32 on September 05, 2008, 09:22:11 PM
How do you feel about Timothy Leary?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 05, 2008, 09:41:37 PM
Have any funny jokes?

Any websites I should check out?

What is that smell?

what is your current fave song?

What are you wearing right now?

What's with all the neon pink?

What is so cool about 'skinny pants'?
(those have been around forever)

Are you wearing socks right now?

Do you do the luandry?

Champaigne or wine coolers?

Wine coolers or mixed drinks?

Mixed drinks or straight liqour?

Brandy or Whiskey?

Scotch or gin?

Tequilla or beer?

Whatever you do, don't drink rumplemints. X_X



Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: rude32 on September 05, 2008, 09:46:15 PM
What do you think or this website?
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 07, 2008, 12:33:36 AM
Do you like my new hairstyle? X)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: rude32 on September 07, 2008, 12:40:04 AM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 07, 2008, 12:33:36 AM
Do you like my new hairstyle? X)
I love it, but I'm not "Otaku."
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 07, 2008, 12:54:02 AM
Quote from: rude32 on September 07, 2008, 12:40:04 AM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 07, 2008, 12:33:36 AM
Do you like my new hairstyle? X)
I love it, but I'm not "Otaku."

lol, thankyou. ^_^
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: rude32 on September 07, 2008, 01:01:25 AM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 07, 2008, 12:54:02 AM
Quote from: rude32 on September 07, 2008, 12:40:04 AM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 07, 2008, 12:33:36 AM
Do you like my new hairstyle? X)
I love it, but I'm not "Otaku."

lol, thankyou. ^_^
Your welcome.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 09, 2008, 06:54:36 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on September 05, 2008, 08:26:34 PM
Do you like hello kitty?

HEEELLLOOOO KIIITTTTYYYY!!(屮゜Д゜)屮
KITTY!!!!

Quote from: rude32 on September 05, 2008, 09:22:11 PM
How do you feel about Timothy Leary?
don't know him.

Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 05, 2008, 09:41:37 PM
Have any funny jokes?
nope.

Any websites I should check out?
nope.

What is that smell?
it wasn't me.

what is your current fave song?
"I can't decide" by Scissor Sisters.

What are you wearing right now?
shirt, jeans, and shoes.

What's with all the neon pink?
i dont see any.

What is so cool about 'skinny pants'?
(those have been around forever)
not sure, i aint got any.

Are you wearing socks right now?
yup.

Do you do the laundry?
sometimes.

Champagne or wine coolers?
none.
Wine coolers or mixed drinks?
mixed drinks.

Mixed drinks or straight liqour?
both, please.

Brandy or Whiskey?
haven't had them.

Scotch or gin?
haven't had them.

Tequilla or beer?
tequilla.

Whatever you do, don't drink rumplemints. X_X
'kay.

Quote from: rude32 on September 05, 2008, 09:46:15 PM
What do you think or this website?
http://www.giantmicrobes.com/
hehehe, cool.

Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 07, 2008, 12:33:36 AM
Do you like my new hairstyle? X)
oh yea.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 09, 2008, 07:49:05 PM
Do you like comedians?

Who is your fave?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 09, 2008, 08:17:05 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 09, 2008, 07:49:05 PM
Do you like comedians?
oh hell yea.

Who is your fave?
favorites are Pablo Francisco, Gabriel Iglesias, Lewis Black, George Lopez, Mitch Hedberg, and Stephen Lynch.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 09, 2008, 08:46:30 PM
So when are we going to have a big party? X)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 09, 2008, 09:00:09 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 09, 2008, 08:46:30 PM
So when are we going to have a big party? X)
whenever im back here, or at  fanime. promise.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 09, 2008, 09:05:34 PM
What to you mean by 'back here'?

Where are you now?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JohnnyAR on September 09, 2008, 10:01:27 PM
Do you like Hellsing more than Naruto?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on September 09, 2008, 10:49:58 PM
Are you one of those people who have to eat meat every single day or else you can't function in your daily life?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 13, 2008, 12:28:07 AM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 09, 2008, 09:05:34 PM
What to you mean by 'back here'?
i'm moving sometime soon.
Where are you now?
still the same place, but not for long.

Quote from: JohnnyAR on September 09, 2008, 10:01:27 PM
Do you like Hellsing more than Naruto?
lol naruto.

Quote from: Shi_Musouka on September 09, 2008, 10:49:58 PM
Are you one of those people who have to eat meat every single day or else you can't function in your daily life?
oh no, i dont have to eat meat every day.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 13, 2008, 11:13:24 PM
Should I sell some of my Flash at the convention this year? Or would that be silly?

Do you think anyone would like my work?

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 13, 2008, 11:17:58 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 13, 2008, 11:13:24 PM
Should I sell some of my Flash at the convention this year? Or would that be silly?
if you really want to give it a shot, go for it.

Do you think anyone would like my work?
i haven't seen any of it before, so i couldn't say for sure.

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 13, 2008, 11:29:46 PM
What I'll do is when I finish my portfolio, send you the link. Sound cool?

Flash is pretty much tattoo art. ;)

Have any ideas that I could try and draw up?
(need some more ideas)

What would be a popular design/idea, in your opinion, that could possibly sell at fanime?


Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 14, 2008, 12:58:32 AM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 13, 2008, 11:29:46 PM
What I'll do is when I finish my portfolio, send you the link. Sound cool?
m'kay.

Flash is pretty much tattoo art. ;)
now i know, and knowing is half the battle.

Have any ideas that I could try and draw up?
(need some more ideas)
.......i got nothin'.

What would be a popular design/idea, in your opinion, that could possibly sell at fanime?
probably anything NOT naruto.

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 14, 2008, 01:27:51 AM
Don't worry, I am FAR from Naruto.
But hey it it sells. You know?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on September 14, 2008, 10:12:07 PM
Did you know that car accidents are the leading cause of death for teens?

And did you also know that gay couples have a high divorce rate?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 15, 2008, 12:23:07 AM
Quote from: Shi_Musouka on September 14, 2008, 10:12:07 PM
Did you know that car accidents are the leading cause of death for teens?
maybe if they weren't taking on their cellphones or being retarded, then this wouldn't be a problem.

And did you also know that gay couples have a high divorce rate?
now that i did not know.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 15, 2008, 08:56:54 PM
Why do the Gods hate me so?!?!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 17, 2008, 12:23:58 AM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 15, 2008, 08:56:54 PM
Why do the Gods hate me so?!?!?!?!?!?
i don't know.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Rei-Rei on September 17, 2008, 07:49:03 AM
Do you like the marshmallow car? (The Prius.)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on September 17, 2008, 01:44:25 PM
Would you rather be BarackRolled or Rickrolled?

Or would you throw babies out the window instead?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: SeiloraFenixirati on September 17, 2008, 02:25:26 PM
Why are kittens so cute?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 17, 2008, 08:53:09 PM
Quote from: Rei-Rei on September 17, 2008, 07:49:03 AM
Do you like the marshmallow car? (The Prius.)
meh, its looks alright.

Quote from: Shi_Musouka on September 17, 2008, 01:44:25 PM
Would you rather be BarackRolled or Rickrolled?

Or would you throw babies out the window instead?
rickroll, please.

Quote from: SeiloraFenixirati on September 17, 2008, 02:25:26 PM
Why are kittens so cute?
if i knew that, i could take it from cats, apply it to everything else, sell it, and make millions....of dollars, that is.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: SeiloraFenixirati on September 17, 2008, 09:00:50 PM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if you were a woodchuck too?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: rude32 on September 17, 2008, 09:02:51 PM
Should I buy one of those new Dodge Challengers that are coming out next year?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Rei-Rei on September 18, 2008, 11:57:57 AM
If I purchase a car, what do you think I should get?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 18, 2008, 06:49:44 PM
Quote from: SeiloraFenixirati on September 17, 2008, 09:00:50 PM
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if you were a woodchuck too?
the other woodchucks do my work for me.

Quote from: rude32 on September 17, 2008, 09:02:51 PM
Should I buy one of those new Dodge Challengers that are coming out next year?
ooooh...

Quote from: Rei-Rei on September 18, 2008, 11:57:57 AM
If I purchase a car, what do you think I should get?
anything that is affordable, doesnt suck, and can get AT LEAST 32-36MPG.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on September 19, 2008, 02:15:52 PM
What would happen if your life were to turn into one big anime series?

What type of role would you play in that series?

If you were to sell that anime on the shelves of stores, do you think it would sell well?

Do you also make good imitations of characters from other TV shows?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 20, 2008, 11:25:29 PM
Quote from: Shi_Musouka on September 19, 2008, 02:15:52 PM
What would happen if your life were to turn into one big anime series?
aw man, don't even get me started on that one; too much stuff would be going on.

What type of role would you play in that series?
the role that dominates everything: start off as a nobody, then slowly progress into the badass awesome guy....j/k, i have no fucking idea.

If you were to sell that anime on the shelves of stores, do you think it would sell well?
not so good at the start, but would slowly become somewhat of a sleeper series, then eventually get crazy popular.

Do you also make good imitations of characters from other TV shows?
sometimes i wish i did, but not really.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 21, 2008, 09:45:31 PM
Did you see the beginings of my tattoo?

What do you think?

Can you remind me to send you some of my work?

If I need some people to practice on, would you like to be tattooed?
(I'm not going to tattoo anyone yet until I get used to it on myself)

What song best describes your current position in life?

Are you happy with that?

What would you change?

Why?

Do you have any tylenol? (I needs it)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 21, 2008, 11:29:01 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 21, 2008, 09:45:31 PM
Did you see the beginings of my tattoo?
if you mean the biohazard logos on your torso, then yes i have seen it.

What do you think?
not bad, they suit you.

Can you remind me to send you some of my work?
can you send me some of your work?

If I need some people to practice on, would you like to be tattooed?
(I'm not going to tattoo anyone yet until I get used to it on myself)
it would need to be something small, and it would have to be the design of my choice.

What song best describes your current position in life?
after looking through all my music, it would probably have to be one of two songs: Hundred by The Fray, or Mad World from the Donnie Darko musical score.

Are you happy with that?
not really, but it describes me whenever i feel like crap.

What would you change?
when i feel like crap and think about the stuff that's happened in my past, then everything.

Why?
that is something too personal for me to post on here.

Do you have any tylenol? (I needs it)
i has it.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Rei-Rei on September 21, 2008, 11:30:51 PM
What are you doing awake at this hour?

Have you ever wallpapered?

Is it a pain to do?

What shade of purple do you like?

Do you have Counterstrike Source?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 21, 2008, 11:33:56 PM
Quote from: Rei-Rei on September 21, 2008, 11:30:51 PM
What are you doing awake at this hour?
i just got home from work about 45 minutes ago, and im checking up on some stuff.

Have you ever wallpapered?
nope, cant say that i have.

Is it a pain to do?
refer to the last answer.

What shade of purple do you like?
whichever shade that doesn't look horrible.

Do you have Counterstrike Source?
that i dont have, sorry.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 26, 2008, 10:50:56 PM
What's up?

Did you watch the Presidential debate thingy?

What's your best advice for avoiding awkward moments at a Wedding?

@_@
Or do you think it's inevitable?

Have you had any awkward moments?

Got any plans for Halloween?



Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 26, 2008, 11:14:27 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 26, 2008, 10:50:56 PM
What's up?
not much. gonna try to make it to YaoiCon tomorrow, but other than that, everything's still the same for now.

Did you watch the Presidential debate thingy?
nah, i was out while that was going on.


What's your best advice for avoiding awkward moments at a Wedding?
always think before you say anything.

@_@
Or do you think it's inevitable?
its mostly inevitable, but not completely.

Have you had any awkward moments?
definitely yes.

Got any plans for Halloween?
nope; this year I'm just gonna wing it.



Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 26, 2008, 11:26:05 PM
WRRRRYYYY Must I have to go to a wedding?
WRRRRY does Yaoi con have to be this weekend?

WRRRRRYYYYYY?!?!
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 26, 2008, 11:47:07 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 26, 2008, 11:26:05 PM
WRRRRYYYY Must I have to go to a wedding?
that i do not know.

WRRRRY does Yaoi con have to be this weekend?
I'm just hoping i can actually get a ride there.

WRRRRRYYYYYY?!?!
*sad face*
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 26, 2008, 11:49:32 PM
Can I has Chzbrgr?

I has a monies, wat do I do wifit?

I guess it's obvious that I am bored, huh?

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 26, 2008, 11:54:28 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 26, 2008, 11:49:32 PM
Can I has Chzbrgr?
only if i can has bukkit.

I has a monies, wat do I do wif it?
sav ur monies, but spend a bit on urself.

I guess it's obvious that I am bored, huh?
better bored than dead.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: SOawesomeness on September 27, 2008, 12:04:15 AM
Why am I still awake?

Why were there so little peo- jaykay, I know that answer.

What am I sick with?

At what point should I go to the doctor about my arrhythmia?

Why are my eyes stinging?

Should I take a shower tonight or tomorrow before I go and run errands?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on September 27, 2008, 12:14:57 AM
Quote from: Chiri Kcrinh on September 27, 2008, 12:04:15 AM
Why am I still awake?
probably for the same reason i am: dont wanna go to sleep yet.

Why were there so little peo- jaykay, I know that answer.

What am I sick with?
arrhythmia(looked at next question)?

At what point should I go to the doctor about my arrhythmia?
monday.

Why are my eyes stinging?
they want sleep, they are tired.

Should I take a shower tonight or tomorrow before I go and run errands?
shower tonight; just get it out of the way so you can take care of everything else quicker tomorrow.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 27, 2008, 12:18:44 AM
A
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C
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W
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1
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7
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W
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Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 03, 2008, 08:20:21 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 27, 2008, 12:18:44 AM
why must it be posted in this fashion, why?! oh well...ALTERATION TIME!!!1

A B Or C?
all three, please.

Why?
more like 'Why not?'

1
3
7
11

What do they have in common?
they are prime numbers; each can be divided by only two whole positive numbers: themselves and one, IIRC.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 03, 2008, 08:29:48 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 03, 2008, 08:20:21 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on September 27, 2008, 12:18:44 AM
why must it be posted in this fashion, why?! oh well...ALTERATION TIME!!!1

A B Or C?
all three, please.

Why?
more like 'Why not?'

1
3
7
11

What do they have in common?
they are prime numbers; each can be divided by only two whole positive numbers: themselves and one, IIRC.

Damn. I ran out of things to ask.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 03, 2008, 08:41:19 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on October 03, 2008, 08:29:48 PM
Damn. I ran out of things to ask.
Don't worry, just wait a day or two; you will think of something.

On another note, i might be running another little contest on here similar to the last one i held a while back.

The prize: TBA when i can think of one.

Stay tuned.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 03, 2008, 09:12:59 PM
what be this new contest?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: rude32 on October 03, 2008, 09:15:41 PM
Why does it hurt so bad to pull out a nose hair?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 03, 2008, 09:53:32 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on October 03, 2008, 09:12:59 PM
what be this new contest?
its actually just a return of a little thing i did back in july of last year. it took me a while to look up again, so just go back to page 27 of this thread, halfway down to see the original. it might not be the same this time around, since i will probably tweak some stuff.

i may do this again, or i may not. it all depends.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 03, 2008, 09:54:29 PM
Quote from: rude32 on October 03, 2008, 09:15:41 PM
Why does it hurt so bad to pull out a nose hair?
it just hurts. that's all you need to know.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: SeiloraFenixirati on October 04, 2008, 11:00:48 AM
What's one question you'd never want me to ask you?

What's one question you wish people asked you more often?

Is it true that you like cuddles?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 04, 2008, 04:08:10 PM
Quote from: SeiloraFenixirati on October 04, 2008, 11:00:48 AM
What's one question you'd never want me to ask you?
well, if i said it, then you would know and the. you would probably ask, so its probably in my best interests not to say.

What's one question you wish people asked you more often?
there really isn't one particular question, seeing as how they are all amusing to answer.

Is it true that you like cuddles?
hey, who doesn't like 'em? i have yet to hear of a person who does not like cuddles.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 04, 2008, 06:45:57 PM
I don't like cuddles.  ;D
But you can still sit on my feet when they're cold. XD
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 04, 2008, 07:20:04 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on October 04, 2008, 06:45:57 PM
I don't like cuddles.  ;D
I guess now I know someone who doesn't like them.

But you can still sit on my feet when they're cold. XD
Wait, haven't I already done that before?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on October 04, 2008, 10:57:10 PM
Why do guys always freak out and become disgusted whenever a girl brings up Yaoi or anything even remotely related to it?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 04, 2008, 11:51:52 PM
Quote from: Shi_Musouka on October 04, 2008, 10:57:10 PM
Why do guys always freak out and become disgusted whenever a girl brings up Yaoi or anything even remotely related to it?
it really depends on who you try to talk to about it; some people will be disgusted by it, and others (like myself) just won't.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JohnnyAR on October 05, 2008, 09:31:27 AM
Whats your favorite band?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on October 05, 2008, 11:45:28 AM
Why do people oppose the BART extension to San Jose?

Could it even work, iyo?

Are there events at Fanime that DON'T require a badge? XD
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on October 05, 2008, 01:05:51 PM
What's your favorite animal?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: iAnimePHr34k on October 05, 2008, 03:22:35 PM
What is "the game?"
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 05, 2008, 10:16:02 PM
Quote from: JohnnyAR on October 05, 2008, 09:31:27 AM
Whats your favorite band?
hmm.....right now, that would have to be Slipknot.

Quote from: Barnes on October 05, 2008, 11:45:28 AM
Why do people oppose the BART extension to San Jose?
oppose? how could anyone oppose it?!

Could it even work, iyo?
I think it could work out.

Are there events at Fanime that DON'T require a badge? XD
Wandering about the convention center doesn't require a badge, but that's not really a event....other than that, watching Stage Zero does not need a badge to sit down and watch. Everything else pretty much needs a badge.

Quote from: Shi_Musouka on October 05, 2008, 01:05:51 PM
What's your favorite animal?
KITTY!!!!!!

Quote from: iAnimePHr34k on October 05, 2008, 03:22:35 PM
What is "the game?"
DAMNIT!!!!!!
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 06, 2008, 07:02:31 PM
Do you has bandaids?

Can I has one?

I need to find something awesome to wear this sunday. Any suggestions?

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 06, 2008, 10:49:54 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on October 06, 2008, 07:02:31 PM
Do you has bandaids?
yes.

Can I has one?
unfortunately, i don't have the power to magically transport objects from one place to another in an instant.......sorry.

I need to find something awesome to wear this sunday. Any suggestions?
uhhh.........i dont know your closet, i cant decide. just grab whatever works.

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on October 07, 2008, 05:09:04 PM
Do you approve of cruelty against emos?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 07, 2008, 05:19:42 PM
Quote from: Shi_Musouka on October 07, 2008, 05:09:04 PM
Do you approve of cruelty against emos?
not cruelty, no........maybe poking fun at the whole category, but cruelty by what definition(be a bit more specific)?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on October 07, 2008, 06:19:20 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 07, 2008, 05:19:42 PM
Quote from: Shi_Musouka on October 07, 2008, 05:09:04 PM
Do you approve of cruelty against emos?
not cruelty, no........maybe poking fun at the whole category, but cruelty by what definition(be a bit more specific)?

Cruelty as in hunting down emos and beating them senselessly, like the Emo Assult Squadron (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkDhh1pfG-4) does.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 07, 2008, 06:39:34 PM
Quote from: Shi_Musouka on October 07, 2008, 06:19:20 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 07, 2008, 05:19:42 PM
Quote from: Shi_Musouka on October 07, 2008, 05:09:04 PM
Do you approve of cruelty against emos?
not cruelty, no........maybe poking fun at the whole category, but cruelty by what definition(be a bit more specific)?

Cruelty as in hunting down emos and beating them senselessly, like the Emo Assult Squadron (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkDhh1pfG-4) does.
Even though they made that clip as a comedy bit, anyone that does that and considers it fun is a disgrace to humanity and shows just how sad this current generation of kids/teenagers is.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 07, 2008, 10:40:11 PM
Do you believe that every clique has it's bad apples?

Do you think that said Bad Apples make the overall clique look bad to outsiders?

Don't you think it's stupid to base opinions on something you know nothing about?

Have you read the Xanth novels, by Piers Anthony?

Have you read any books by Piers Anthony?

Do you think cybernetics will evolve into humanoid type beings in the near future?

Did I even use the right terminology...?

I think I am sleepy...O_o




Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 07, 2008, 10:48:37 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on October 07, 2008, 10:40:11 PM
Do you believe that every clique has its bad apples?
yes.

Do you think that said Bad Apples make the overall clique look bad to outsiders?
yes.

Don't you think it's stupid to base opinions on something you know nothing about?
no comment.

Have you read the Xanth novels, by Piers Anthony?
no.

Have you read any books by Piers Anthony?
can't say i have, sorry.

Do you think cybernetics will evolve into humanoid type beings in the near future?
its a long shot, but maybe.

Did I even use the right terminology...?
i think so.

I think I am sleepy...O_o
the bed....it calls to thee.




Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 07, 2008, 10:55:21 PM
OMG What does I do?! There be deer outside my window!

Can I eats thems...? >:)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 07, 2008, 10:59:04 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on October 07, 2008, 10:55:21 PM
OMG What does I do?! There be deer outside my window!
:o?! KITTY!!!!*chases*

Can I eats thems...? >:)
no, let them be.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: G.I.R on October 08, 2008, 03:32:53 PM
(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.uncommonguy.com%2Falbums%2Fhumor%2Fphotos%2Fphoto6.jpeg&hash=aab84e828bf47c703c9243db3c41a49b420e38f5)
LOLCATS for All Occasions.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 08, 2008, 05:06:24 PM
Quote from: G.I.R on October 08, 2008, 03:32:53 PM
(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.uncommonguy.com%2Falbums%2Fhumor%2Fphotos%2Fphoto6.jpeg&hash=aab84e828bf47c703c9243db3c41a49b420e38f5)
LOLCATS for All Occasions.
*roflmao*
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on October 08, 2008, 05:21:22 PM
Was there ever a time in your life when you would try to hit on a chick only to find out it's really a skinny boy with long hair and possibly wearing makeup?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 08, 2008, 11:21:08 PM
Quote from: Shi_Musouka on October 08, 2008, 05:21:22 PM
Was there ever a time in your life when you would try to hit on a chick only to find out it's really a skinny boy with long hair and possibly wearing makeup?
never have I had this happen, and hope it never does.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 08, 2008, 11:45:18 PM
What is a T.A.R.D.I.S?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 08, 2008, 11:53:47 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on October 08, 2008, 11:45:18 PM
What is a T.A.R.D.I.S?
well, T.A.R.D.I.S basically stands for 'Time And Relative Dimension In Space'......but to everyone else, its a blue telephone box.

Daleks.

Vashta Nerada.

Watch Doctor Who.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 09, 2008, 12:08:51 AM
And give up my precious MASH time?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 09, 2008, 12:21:54 AM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on October 09, 2008, 12:08:51 AM
And give up my precious MASH time?
that is totally up to you.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Rei-Rei on October 09, 2008, 08:06:56 AM
Did you say you were going to join staff this year? If so, which department?

What are you planning to cosplay as?

You like kitties right? What breeds?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 09, 2008, 06:24:59 PM
Quote from: Rei-Rei on October 09, 2008, 08:06:56 AM
Did you say you were going to join staff this year? If so, which department?
well, not exactly staff, but rovers. it might be one or the other, but if it was going to be staff then i would probably go for the reg. department.

What are you planning to cosplay as?
y'know, i still haven't decided what I'm going to cosplay as, so that is still up in the air right now....besides, i still have around 7 months to decide.

You like kitties right? What breeds?
aren't they all the same?! all i know is they are cute....except for the really fugly-looking ones.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: SeiloraFenixirati on October 09, 2008, 06:37:12 PM
How do you feel about awkward moments?

Do you ever want to ask a question of the people who ask you all this stuff?

If I were to get a tattoo, smallish and not easily seen, where should I put it?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 09, 2008, 07:34:44 PM
Quote from: SeiloraFenixirati on October 09, 2008, 06:37:12 PM
How do you feel about awkward moments?
hmm..the best word to describe those moments would be awkward. anywho, I usually try to avoid those moments, but when they do happen, I try to maneuver through them as best as I can.

Do you ever want to ask a question of the people who ask you all this stuff?
well, its not like I cant ask them a question, but I just enjoy answering them more.

If I were to get a tattoo, smallish and not easily seen, where should I put it?
hmm......good places would be along the lower part of your leg, the area just right below your shoulder along your back, or right below your hips.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Rei-Rei on October 11, 2008, 10:09:53 PM
So, I have to go to this themed party... The theme is obnoxious and I don't want to have to buy something to wear for it because I am broke enough. What do you think I should do? Should I just not go?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 11, 2008, 11:22:47 PM
Quote from: Rei-Rei on October 11, 2008, 10:09:53 PM
So, I have to go to this themed party... The theme is obnoxious and I don't want to have to buy something to wear for it because I am broke enough. What do you think I should do? Should I just not go?
one thing: what type of themed party is it?

anyways, if you just explain why you can't buy something to wear for it(CRAP, I'M BROKE!!!), people will understand. In this current dying economy, it won't sound so bad; you could also say that was your reason for not going, and that you will make it up for them next time.

whichever option, you have to choose the path.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 13, 2008, 11:00:30 PM
So, I got an invited to a "Hells Angels Mc Oakland Pimpinho Party"
In Oakland. You wanna go with? Oct 25th,8 pm-2 am.

This was a VIP pass given to me. O_o
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JTchinoy on October 14, 2008, 02:31:47 PM
If we don't join jesus, will we burn in hell?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JohnnyAR on October 14, 2008, 05:53:17 PM
Why do fools fall in love?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 14, 2008, 05:54:36 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on October 13, 2008, 11:00:30 PM
So, I got an invited to a "Hells Angels Mc Oakland Pimpinho Party"
In Oakland. You wanna go with? Oct 25th,8 pm-2 am.

This was a VIP pass given to me. O_o
i don't like to travel through Oakland at night, especially if it has to do with the Hells Angels.


Quote from: JTchinoy on October 14, 2008, 02:31:47 PM
If we don't join Jesus, will we burn in hell?
you already know that answer.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on October 14, 2008, 06:27:23 PM
If you had to choose between the two, would you rather be blind of deaf?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 14, 2008, 07:48:04 PM
 :D Yeah I wasn't really expecting you to say "YEAH OKAY!". I wasn't serious at all about that.
But don't you think that is friggen weird? Getting a personal invite from the Hells Angels?

I liked it better when no one knew about us. (Amador Ink)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 14, 2008, 07:56:50 PM
Quote from: JohnnyAR on October 14, 2008, 05:53:17 PM
Why do fools fall in love?
Ask yourself and you'll see the answer alot quicker; I passed the point of a fool long ago.

Quote from: Shi_Musouka on October 14, 2008, 06:27:23 PM
If you had to choose between the two, would you rather be blind of deaf?
If I could avoid either, then I would, but for the sake of answering the question.....Deaf; I don't think I'd survive without seeing those that I truly care about.

Quote from: XpHoBiaX on October 14, 2008, 07:48:04 PM
:D Yeah I wasn't really expecting you to say "YEAH OKAY!". I wasn't serious at all about that.
But don't you think that is friggen weird? Getting a personal invite from the Hells Angels?

I liked it better when no one knew about us. (Amador Ink)
Yea, it does sound weird; If it had nothing to do with the Hells Angels, and was at an earlier time, i would've said yes.

That's what happens when you get some small amount of recognition.

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JTchinoy on October 14, 2008, 08:30:45 PM
Who would love a madman?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on October 14, 2008, 10:15:14 PM
Do you think that teens really understand the concept of love?

And is the Antichrist real?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 14, 2008, 11:10:04 PM
Quote from: JTchinoy on October 14, 2008, 08:30:45 PM
Who would love a madman?
A madwoman, perhaps......or Bjork. Yea, probably Bjork.

Quote from: Shi_Musouka on October 14, 2008, 10:15:14 PM
Do you think that teens really understand the concept of love?
They understand MTV; MTV doesn't know shit.

And is the Antichrist real?
Depends on how you would define the Antichrist. For all we know, we all are the Antichrist in a certain way.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JTchinoy on October 15, 2008, 11:02:30 AM
Who would win, Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Gatsby on October 15, 2008, 01:34:44 PM
How has your day been so far? What have you eaten so far?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 15, 2008, 02:25:24 PM
Doesn't Darth Diclonius make a great window model?

Can you feel the rythm of the night? (er, will you?)

What are you doing for Halloween?

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JTchinoy on October 15, 2008, 03:24:00 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on October 15, 2008, 02:25:24 PM


Can you feel the rythm of the night? (er, will you?)


In the middle of the night!!!
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 15, 2008, 09:41:47 PM
Quote from: JTchinoy on October 15, 2008, 11:02:30 AM
Who would win, Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee?
Chuck Norris. he wins in his sleep.

Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on October 15, 2008, 01:34:44 PM
How has your day been so far? What have you eaten so far?
pretty funny. food-wise: enchiladas, burger king, eggs 'n' beans.

Quote from: XpHoBiaX on October 15, 2008, 02:25:24 PM
Doesn't Darth Diclonius make a great window model?
yea, he does.

Can you feel the rythm of the night? (er, will you?)
Nope.

What are you doing for Halloween?
as of right now, i have fcuking idea.

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JTchinoy on October 15, 2008, 09:48:46 PM
would you rather be eternally rich and eternally miserable or eternally happy but you're ridiculously poor and you can work your way out of poverty if you really try.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 15, 2008, 10:01:20 PM
Quote from: JTchinoy on October 15, 2008, 09:48:46 PM
would you rather be eternally rich and eternally miserable or eternally happy but you're ridiculously poor and you can work your way out of poverty if you really try.
The latter; If you have all that money but you can never be happy, then its not worth it.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on October 15, 2008, 10:09:21 PM
What is your definition of "pain"?

Do you think that Emo kids have an understanding of what pain really is?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JTchinoy on October 15, 2008, 10:59:39 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 15, 2008, 10:01:20 PM
Quote from: JTchinoy on October 15, 2008, 09:48:46 PM
would you rather be eternally rich and eternally miserable or eternally happy but you're ridiculously poor and you can work your way out of poverty if you really try.
The latter; If you have all that money but you can never be happy, then its not worth it.
good man  :)

There's a family of a mom, a dad, a son, and a daughter. The mom dies.  The following day they have a funeral.  The day after the funeral the son kills his sister.  Why?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 16, 2008, 08:19:14 PM
Quote from: JTchinoy on October 15, 2008, 10:59:39 PM
There's a family of a mom, a dad, a son, and a daughter. The mom dies.  The following day they have a funeral.  The day after the funeral the son kills his sister.  Why?

I hate these stupid riddles, so I refuse to answer...that, and I have no idea.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Gatsby on October 16, 2008, 08:29:41 PM
Sheesh. JT didn't you read otaku's rules for questions? ;)

What's your life long dream?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 16, 2008, 09:29:46 PM
Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on October 16, 2008, 08:29:41 PM
Sheesh. JT didn't you read otaku's rules for questions? ;)

What's your life long dream?
Will update post later when I figure that out.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: G.I.R on October 16, 2008, 10:21:37 PM
So, this topic is up to 1000 post.  What next?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 16, 2008, 10:42:21 PM
Quote from: G.I.R on October 16, 2008, 10:21:37 PM
So, this topic is up to 1000 post.  What next?

O.O?! holy crap, i didn't even notice the post count...i knew the current page count, but didn't bother to notice the post count. ummm, i don't know.....we just keep going with this, maybe....ask me in another 1000 posts, and i might know by then.

Until that point, i'm off to find a gamecube and destroy its innards.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JTchinoy on October 17, 2008, 02:08:05 AM
Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on October 16, 2008, 08:29:41 PM
Sheesh. JT didn't you read otaku's rules for questions? ;)

F' rules.  FREEDOM!!


EDIT D_D: The rules state the "F" word should be kept from posts, not major here, but future please try to do so.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 17, 2008, 09:45:39 AM
Can you tell everyone we hang out with that I am starting to tattoo?
I need some skin and if you can reach Kegan and the others, I'd be grateful.

Infact, if you have everyones' numbers, can you inbox them to me?


thanks ;)

Same goes for everyone else too. I NEED SKIN! :)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on October 17, 2008, 12:00:35 PM
Why do Guitar Hero games have A TON OF cover songs?

What's the point?

(Give me the original album version or leave me alone, I say)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on October 17, 2008, 04:41:56 PM
How do you feel about the development of another guitar game, only this time instead of using a guitar controller, you play using a real guitar?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 17, 2008, 07:51:24 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on October 17, 2008, 09:45:39 AM
Can you tell everyone we hang out with that I am starting to tattoo?
I need some skin and if you can reach Kegan and the others, I'd be grateful.
Phobia's paintin' bodies, she needs flesh to work with!

Infact, if you have everyones' numbers, can you inbox them to me?
I'll do what I can.

thanks ;)

Same goes for everyone else too. I NEED SKIN! :)

Quote from: Barnes on October 17, 2008, 12:00:35 PM
Why do Guitar Hero games have A TON OF cover songs?
because no one wants to sell out.....unless its for Rock Band, apparently.

What's the point?
hell if I know.

(Give me the original album version or leave me alone, I say)

Quote from: Shi_Musouka on October 17, 2008, 04:41:56 PM
How do you feel about the development of another guitar game, only this time instead of using a guitar controller, you play using a real guitar?
There are alot of music-based games out right now and more coming out in the future(DJ Hero exists, people; its coming), so this doesnt sound like much of a difference. If it is exactly like playing a real guitar(with strings instead of buttons), then those that actually play guitar IRL will be drawn more to it, whereas those that don't/can't play will not be drawn to it so easily. The insrtument/controls will determine how well people warm up to the game.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on October 18, 2008, 12:07:01 PM
Have you ever tried making words with your calculator?

Is it fun?

How do you feel knowing that Bush will be leaving office in less than 2 1/2 months?

Did you also know that 80% of all the money in the world is owned by 5-20% of the people in this world and the other 20% is distributed among everyone else.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 18, 2008, 09:04:43 PM
Quote from: Shi_Musouka on October 18, 2008, 12:07:01 PM
Have you ever tried making words with your calculator?
heheh...80085.

Is it fun?
what do you think?!

How do you feel knowing that Bush will be leaving office in less than 2 1/2 months?
so friggin' excited.....you have no idea.

Did you also know that 80% of all the money in the world is owned by 5-20% of the people in this world and the other 20% is distributed among everyone else.
I did not, but now I do.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Rei-Rei on October 20, 2008, 08:46:09 PM
What's your favorite type of cookie?

Do you like Snickerdoodles?

Say you were a toaster, would you want to toast bread or pop tarts?

OM NOM NOM NOM?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JTchinoy on October 20, 2008, 09:11:22 PM
Why so serious?

Want to see a magic trick?

If you were named after 1 of the 7 deadly sins, which would you be?

Are you voting yes or no on prop 8, and why/ why not?

Is it a fart a burp out of your ass or is a burp a fart out of your mouth?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on October 20, 2008, 09:36:43 PM
Why is it always so much fun to ask a question in this thread?

And are you ready for voting season?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Gatsby on October 20, 2008, 10:28:51 PM
When do you truly feel alive?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 20, 2008, 11:24:17 PM
Quote from: Rei-Rei on October 20, 2008, 08:46:09 PM
What's your favorite type of cookie?
Chocolate Chip.

Do you like Snickerdoodles?
I have heard of them, but never had them before.

Say you were a toaster, would you want to toast bread or pop tarts?
I would toast more than just bread.....and my name would be Talkie Toaster...(Red Dwarf fans know who i mean)

OM NOM NOM NOM?
Why yes, please.

Quote from: JTchinoy on October 20, 2008, 09:11:22 PM
Why so serious?
Do you want to know how I got these scars??

Want to see a magic trick?
I know your tricks.

If you were named after 1 of the 7 deadly sins, which would you be?
hmm, thats a tough one......y'know, i really dont know which one i could classify myself as; anyone that knows me well enough can probably choose. I'll leave it at that.

Are you voting yes or no on prop 8, and why/ why not?
Missed the deadline to register, but if I could I would have voted no, only because its completely retarded to try to ban something that was already successfully passed...plus gay people deserve to get married if they love each other.

Is a fart a burp out of your ass or is a burp a fart out of your mouth?
The latter.

Quote from: Shi_Musouka on October 20, 2008, 09:36:43 PM
Why is it always so much fun to ask a question in this thread?
You never know how I'm going to respond, that's why.

And are you ready for voting season?
First black president, people. Believe it.

Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on October 20, 2008, 10:28:51 PM
When do you truly feel alive?
I'm pretty confident that I have already answered this before, but its when I'm hanging around with friends, enjoying myself and having a good time with said companions.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 20, 2008, 11:45:00 PM
I got my ballot. ;D
Are you an absentee voter?

do you have about $300 bucks I can have.....?

but you're supposed to be JESUS?!

WRYYYY?!
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 20, 2008, 11:55:55 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on October 20, 2008, 11:45:00 PM
I got my ballot. ;D
Are you an absentee voter?
Missed the deadline to register, so I can no vote.

do you have about $300 bucks I can have.....?
Wish I could help, but I need to save whatever money I can make right now.

but you're supposed to be JESUS?!
I know...I know.

WRYYYY?!
I'M SORRY!!!
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 21, 2008, 12:05:43 AM
Do you have any sort of 'comfort' food?

And a soft thick blanky?

I am sorta needing that...@_@

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 21, 2008, 12:24:16 AM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on October 21, 2008, 12:05:43 AM
Do you have any sort of 'comfort' food?
hmm, lemme see.....i have various 'comfort' foods, but just to pick one, it would have to be a box of microwaveable White Castle cheeseburgers. they be so good.

And a soft thick blanky?

I am sorta needing that...@_@
Now that is the one thing that i don't have, but would love to have.

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 21, 2008, 12:33:42 AM
Why is it so cooold?
@_@

Will you come visit me since I am tattooing?

It's free. For the time being. ;)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Rei-Rei on October 21, 2008, 12:46:29 AM
Why can't my homework do itself!??!

What should I eat tomorrow since I still can't chew many solid foods?

Can I has hugs?

Do you think there should be a time when candy should be made illegal?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 21, 2008, 01:04:15 AM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on October 21, 2008, 12:33:42 AM
Why is it so cooold?
@_@
the times, they are a-changin'.

Will you come visit me since I am tattooing?
if i could get out there, i would.

It's free. For the time being. ;)
sounds very tempting, but would probably give family a heart attack if they found out.

Quote from: Rei-Rei on October 21, 2008, 12:46:29 AM
Why can't my homework do itself!??!
if i had a nickel for every time i thought that...

What should I eat tomorrow since I still can't chew many solid foods?
cottage cheese, and chicken noodle soup.

Can I has hugs?
*hug*

Do you think there should be a time when candy should be made illegal?
oh yea, definitely.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 21, 2008, 01:07:59 AM
Ah...crap I just forgot what I was going to ask >:(
Don't you hate that!?

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 21, 2008, 01:21:22 AM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on October 21, 2008, 01:07:59 AM
Ah...crap I just forgot what I was going to ask >:(
Don't you hate that!?
You have no idea how much I hate that.

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JTchinoy on October 21, 2008, 01:40:08 AM
I can make a pencil disappear.  Want to see?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 21, 2008, 02:01:19 AM
Quote from: JTchinoy on October 21, 2008, 01:40:08 AM
I can make a pencil disappear.  Want to see?
no, I don't want to see a 'pencil', thankyouverymuch.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JTchinoy on October 21, 2008, 08:24:59 AM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 21, 2008, 02:01:19 AM
Quote from: JTchinoy on October 21, 2008, 01:40:08 AM
I can make a pencil disappear.  Want to see?
no, I don't want to see a 'pencil', thankyouverymuch.
:(
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on October 21, 2008, 10:29:32 AM
How rich do you think you would be if you got a dollar every time someone asked you a question in this thread?

Do you think the zealots at Fanime deserved to be rickrolled?

Doesn't it just annoy you when people feel the need to force their beliefs/opinions/etc. on you when you don't even agree with their belief/opinion/etc.?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on October 21, 2008, 05:20:28 PM
Who wins in a fight:

Pico or Samurai Goroh?

Lily or Princia?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 21, 2008, 05:50:46 PM
Quote from: Shi_Musouka on October 21, 2008, 10:29:32 AM
How rich do you think you would be if you got a dollar every time someone asked you a question in this thread?
Like buckets of money, yo. Just buckets.

Do you think the zealots at Fanime deserved to be rickrolled?
That is being nice, they don't deserve rick astley.

Doesn't it just annoy you when people feel the need to force their beliefs/opinions/etc. on you when you don't even agree with their belief/opinion/etc.?
Yes, but then I remember that they can keep talking and all I need to do is something incredibly awkward, and they will probably shut up. I haven't reached that point, but I'm sure it would work.

Quote from: Barnes on October 21, 2008, 05:20:28 PM
Who wins in a fight:

Pico or Samurai Goroh?
Pico; Goroh talks too much sh!t.

Lily or Princia?
Lily.

on a side note: Sony and MediaMolecule fail for delaying/recalling LittleBigPlanet(OHMYGAWD WE DON'T WANNA OFFEND PPLZ WITH QUR'AN REFERENCE)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JTchinoy on October 21, 2008, 09:33:38 PM
would you rather live for 300 years or for eternity(literally, not in the spiritual sense)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 21, 2008, 11:44:43 PM
Quote from: JTchinoy on October 21, 2008, 09:33:38 PM
would you rather live for 300 years or for eternity(literally, not in the spiritual sense)
ooh, that's a good one. hmm...

Eternity is forever, but 300 years is still a long time, and you still have that sense of mortality, that you will eventually pass away. The main downside with both choices is that you will still be alive while all those around you will not; Lots of people say that being able to live forever would be cool, but when you boil it down and think about it, it doesn't sound too great when those you love can never be with you as well. To pick a choice, I would say 300 years, but it probably isn't worth it in the long run.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JTchinoy on October 21, 2008, 11:49:27 PM
Just checking.  I personally think 200 years is a good length.  You can go around the world and learn everything you would want to learn within that time frame.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Rei-Rei on October 22, 2008, 08:54:04 AM
If I had the choice of going to visit any country I want, where would I want to go?

Do you know why this thread is really popular??

Why is a red light red and a green light green?

What do you think about a snow beach?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 22, 2008, 06:48:14 PM
Quote from: Rei-Rei on October 22, 2008, 08:54:04 AM
If I had the choice of going to visit any country I want, where would I want to go?
I don't know where you want to go, but I know where I want to go: LONDON!!!

Do you know why this thread is really popular??
If I told you, then you wouldn't bother coming back, would you?

Why is a red light red and a green light green?
It makes more sense than stopping on a brown light and going on a pink light.

What do you think about a snow beach?
It looks weird, but a cool weird.

on a side note: Tokyo Olympics in 2016. Make it Happen, yo.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on October 22, 2008, 07:56:18 PM
What do you think about a high speed rail in California?

Did you see Tina Fey's impression of Sarah Palin?(If so, what did you think?)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 22, 2008, 08:27:23 PM
Quote from: Shi_Musouka on October 22, 2008, 07:56:18 PM
What do you think about a high speed rail in California?
BART extension to San Jose first, then High Speed Rail. But yes, I'm all for it.

Did you see Tina Fey's impression of Sarah Palin?(If so, what did you think?)
Absolutely love it.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: short_storiesgl on October 25, 2008, 07:57:31 PM
Otaku.. where'd you go? I miss you so, feels like its been for ever since you've been gone!
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 25, 2008, 10:43:17 PM
Quote from: short_storiesgl on October 25, 2008, 07:57:31 PM
Otaku.. where'd you go? I miss you so, feels like its been for ever since you've been gone!
I'm still here, I haven't left yet.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on October 26, 2008, 12:22:57 AM
I know that F-Zero X was released here in the states in 1998. This year, 2008 is the tenth anniversary.
the question is, what date was it:
Sept 30, or Oct 26? (today)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 26, 2008, 12:35:20 AM
Quote from: Barnes on October 26, 2008, 12:22:57 AM
I know that F-Zero X was released here in the states in 1998. This year, 2008 is the tenth anniversary.
the question is, what date was it:
Sept 30, or Oct 26? (today)
I admit right now that I had to check Wikipedia to find out that it was today. I will also admit right now that I am getting tired of Miyamoto and Iwata not saying anything concerning a possible F-Zero for the Wii. It needs to happen already.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 26, 2008, 11:35:39 PM
Didja know my bday is comming up? X3
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 26, 2008, 11:52:56 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on October 26, 2008, 11:35:39 PM
Didja know my bday is comming up? X3
so that's what all the writing on my walls was about. Crap, how many bottles of drink do I owe you now? i don't remember if it was 2 or 3...
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Rei-Rei on October 27, 2008, 09:42:24 AM
Wall.... Do you have facebook?

Do you prefer MySpace or Facebook?

Do you know I moved to brand new house? =D
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on October 27, 2008, 01:37:38 PM
Does money grow on trees?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 27, 2008, 06:20:29 PM
Quote from: Rei-Rei on October 27, 2008, 09:42:24 AM
Wall.... Do you have facebook?
Yes, I do.

Do you prefer MySpace or Facebook?
Facebook way more over Myspace; I still have a Myspace, though.

Do you know I moved to brand new house? =D
I know now; congrats.

Quote from: Shi_Musouka on October 27, 2008, 01:37:38 PM
Does money grow on trees?
Technically, yes.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Gatsby on October 27, 2008, 09:37:42 PM
Have you played Elder Scrolls IV?

DO you do any video game modding?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 27, 2008, 09:47:49 PM
Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on October 27, 2008, 09:37:42 PM
Have you played Elder Scrolls IV?
Nope, but I have heard good things of the series.

DO you do any video game modding?
when you say that, do you mean modding of consoles or tinkering around in different level editors? Because I haven't done any of that.....yet. But I am gathering items to build a Gamecube PC after seeing what someone else was able to do with that tiny case.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Gatsby on October 27, 2008, 09:53:26 PM
When I say mod, I mean like building your own levels or items, in games such as Pokemon, Knights of the Old Republic, Doom, Half Life, etc.

What's a gamecube PC?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 27, 2008, 09:56:19 PM
Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on October 27, 2008, 09:53:26 PM
When I say mod, I mean like building your own levels or items, in games such as Pokemon, Knights of the Old Republic, Doom, Half Life, etc.
Then no, I haven't done any of that.

What's a gamecube PC?
This is what I'm talking about: PicoCube (http://thewiids.co.uk/blog/?p=167)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Gatsby on October 27, 2008, 10:00:24 PM
O_O That's... awesome. I wish you luck and when you finish post videos of it in action!

What are the specs of the computer you use?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: G.I.R on October 27, 2008, 10:18:46 PM
In a Fight, who would win:  The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters, or Mongo (the giant Gingerbread man) from Shrek II?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 27, 2008, 10:29:44 PM
Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on October 27, 2008, 10:00:24 PM
O_O That's... awesome. I wish you luck and when you finish post videos of it in action!
I'm going to run Windows XP on it, since the mobo that would fit in there doesn't support Vista.

What are the specs of the computer you use?
old pre-built rig. I'm running a Dell XPS 400 from '05; Everything inside is stock except I am now running on 2 GB of RAM and I popped in a RADEON HD 2600 Pro. I added the gig of ram and changed the video card last november, but i want to get a new PC sometime soon; either that, or im gonna wipe everything and start fresh, as well as try to replace the motherboard and processor.

Quote from: G.I.R on October 27, 2008, 10:18:46 PM
In a Fight, who would win:  The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters, or Mongo (the giant Gingerbread man) from Shrek II?
oh crap, Stay-Puft vs. Mongo(so that was his name!!); I would pay to see that. Probably the marshmallow man, since he has a weight advantage. Still, anything that tall would have a weight advantage.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Rei-Rei on October 28, 2008, 08:05:41 AM
Where do I find paint for leather locally??
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Gatsby on October 28, 2008, 10:45:06 AM
Are you wanting to build your own computer?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on October 28, 2008, 05:12:00 PM
If both candidates somehow tied and both the House and Senate had a difficult time picking the president, which of these do you think is the lesser evil? McCain and Biden or Obama and Palin?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on October 28, 2008, 06:04:27 PM
My Kenny mask is pretty old. Do you know where I can find a new one?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 28, 2008, 08:27:38 PM
Quote from: Rei-Rei on October 28, 2008, 08:05:41 AM
Where do I find paint for leather locally??
Try checking out your local craft store first.

Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on October 28, 2008, 10:45:06 AM
Are you wanting to build your own computer?
Well, the gamecube project is something i want to do that i can kind of afford; In terms of a full tower build, it would cost me a crapload of money...something i don't have right now.

Quote from: Shi_Musouka on October 28, 2008, 05:12:00 PM
If both candidates somehow tied and both the House and Senate had a difficult time picking the president, which of these do you think is the lesser evil? McCain and Biden or Obama and Palin?
I think you got the people mixed up here, but i would still go for Obama and Biden.

Quote from: Barnes on October 28, 2008, 06:04:27 PM
My Kenny mask is pretty old. Do you know where I can find a new one?
I have no fcuking idea.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 29, 2008, 06:27:07 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 26, 2008, 11:52:56 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on October 26, 2008, 11:35:39 PM
Didja know my bday is comming up? X3
so that's what all the writing on my walls was about. Crap, how many bottles of drink do I owe you now? i don't remember if it was 2 or 3...

1)I wrote on your wall? Or was it like those automatic update things?
2)I believe it's 2. ;)

And, when's your bday? >:/ I don't even know if you told me.

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 29, 2008, 06:58:47 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on October 29, 2008, 06:27:07 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 26, 2008, 11:52:56 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on October 26, 2008, 11:35:39 PM
Didja know my bday is comming up? X3
so that's what all the writing on my walls was about. Crap, how many bottles of drink do I owe you now? i don't remember if it was 2 or 3...

1)I wrote on your wall? Or was it like those automatic update things?
gah...it was a joke, yo.

2)I believe it's 2. ;)
2 it is, then.

And, when's your bday? >:/ I don't even know if you told me.
Feb. 25(Pisces, yo!)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 29, 2008, 07:50:59 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 29, 2008, 06:58:47 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on October 29, 2008, 06:27:07 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 26, 2008, 11:52:56 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on October 26, 2008, 11:35:39 PM
Didja know my bday is comming up? X3
so that's what all the writing on my walls was about. Crap, how many bottles of drink do I owe you now? i don't remember if it was 2 or 3...

1)I wrote on your wall? Or was it like those automatic update things?
gah...it was a joke, yo.

2)I believe it's 2. ;)
2 it is, then.

And, when's your bday? >:/ I don't even know if you told me.
Feb. 25(Pisces, yo!)

Okay ^_^ I;ll try and get you something too! Or a tattoo...lol
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 29, 2008, 08:00:34 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on October 29, 2008, 07:50:59 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 29, 2008, 06:58:47 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on October 29, 2008, 06:27:07 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 26, 2008, 11:52:56 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on October 26, 2008, 11:35:39 PM
Didja know my bday is comming up? X3
so that's what all the writing on my walls was about. Crap, how many bottles of drink do I owe you now? i don't remember if it was 2 or 3...

1)I wrote on your wall? Or was it like those automatic update things?
gah...it was a joke, yo.

2)I believe it's 2. ;)
2 it is, then.

And, when's your bday? >:/ I don't even know if you told me.
Feb. 25(Pisces, yo!)

Okay ^_^ I;ll try and get you something too! Or a tattoo...lol
I've got two possible designs I'm thinking about, but for now I push them to the wayside.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Gatsby on October 29, 2008, 08:49:59 PM
Can you do a Rubix cube?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 29, 2008, 09:42:06 PM
Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on October 29, 2008, 08:49:59 PM
Can you do a Rubix cube?
if you mean 'have i ever solved a rubix cube', then i was damn close one time...until this one smeghead screwed with it; I still have the cube, i just left it to gather dust.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on October 29, 2008, 09:44:28 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 29, 2008, 09:42:06 PM
Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on October 29, 2008, 08:49:59 PM
Can you do a Rubix cube?
if you mean 'have i ever solved a rubix cube', then i was damn close one time...until this one smeghead screwed with it; I still have the cube, i just left it to gather dust.

I popped off all the colored parts and snapped them all back on in the right spot. ;)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Gatsby on October 29, 2008, 10:35:23 PM
XpHoBiaX you're a cheater!!!

Maybe it's been asked before, maybe not, what show on TV makes you weep for humanity?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 29, 2008, 10:53:53 PM
Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on October 29, 2008, 10:35:23 PM
XpHoBiaX you're a cheater!!!

Maybe it's been asked before, maybe not, what show on TV makes you weep for humanity?
if 'weep for humanity' stands for 'proves how pathetic we've become', then its not just one show. ITS A WHOLE FRIGGIN' LIST. here's just a few:

Real World
Shot of Love
Paris Hilton's My New BFF
The majority of all programming on MTV
Cheaters
Wife Swap
Survivor
Just about everything on Fox News
Americas Next Top Model
American Idol
Big Brother
...thats all I can pull off the top of my head right now.

There are three shows that I love and those are Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, The Amazing Race, and The Biggest Loser(especially Biggest Loser; shows how far people can change/better themselves, and what they can accomplish).
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Gatsby on October 29, 2008, 11:00:16 PM
Do you by chance watch Lost?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 29, 2008, 11:05:40 PM
Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on October 29, 2008, 11:00:16 PM
Do you by chance watch Lost?
I gave up on Lost, only for the fact that i have no idea whats going on with that show anymore. I think J.J. Abrams doesn't even know anymore, and he directs the damn thing. I'm pretty sure they all just sit in a room, smoke a bunch of pot, and write out each script right there; That's why it's so damn confusing.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on October 29, 2008, 11:14:12 PM
Got any Frank Zappa music?

Wanna buy some mandies, Bob?

What ever happened to all of the fun in the world?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jun-Watarase on October 29, 2008, 11:20:06 PM
What the hell is wrong with you? Paris Hilton is my New BFF and ANTM are awesome shows.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 29, 2008, 11:31:57 PM
Quote from: Barnes on October 29, 2008, 11:14:12 PM
Got any Frank Zappa music?
nope, cant say that i do.

Wanna buy some mandies, Bob?
um.......how 'bout no?

What ever happened to all of the fun in the world?
It died. The fun you feel is artificial.

Quote from: Jun-Watarase on October 29, 2008, 11:20:06 PM
What the hell is wrong with you? Paris Hilton is my New BFF and ANTM are awesome shows.
Paris Hilton is a retard. With regards to Top Model, I will give it a bit of leniency due to the fact that the last season where Whitney won was by far the one season that didn't make it absolute crap. Nothing but toothpicks on that show. I want that season back, damnit.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on October 29, 2008, 11:41:56 PM
FFFF everyone knows Naima was better! I love ANTM and Paris Hiltons my new BFF ever since i saw sayonara I wanted MOAR <3

will you buy me a 300 dollar lolita dress ;3
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 29, 2008, 11:50:19 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on October 29, 2008, 11:41:56 PM
FFFF everyone knows Naima was better! I love ANTM and Paris Hiltons my new BFF ever since i saw sayonara I wanted MOAR <3

will you buy me a 300 dollar lolita dress ;3
If you give me 300 dollars to buy it, I will.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: potatofreek on October 30, 2008, 07:13:32 AM
Will the world end from the zombie apocalypse, or the batter blaster invasion? Why?

Will Final Fantasy 7 ever be remade?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Rei-Rei on October 30, 2008, 08:00:16 AM
Otaku, are you going to dress up for halloween or are you going to stay home and pass out candies?

How come I never saw you at Fanime last year?

I heard of this really cool cupcake place called Babycakes.. Should I make a point of going sometime?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 30, 2008, 07:45:13 PM
Quote from: potatofreek on October 30, 2008, 07:13:32 AM
Will the world end from the zombie apocalypse, or the batter blaster invasion? Why?
Global warming, or nuclear winter.

Will Final Fantasy 7 ever be remade?
No.

Quote from: Rei-Rei on October 30, 2008, 08:00:16 AM
Otaku, are you going to dress up for halloween or are you going to stay home and pass out candies?
I was, but not anymore. I'm just going to stay home this year, but not pass out candies; the church down my street will take care of that.

How come I never saw you at Fanime last year?
I was there, you just didn't look for me hard enough. Try again next year.

I heard of this really cool cupcake place called Babycakes.. Should I make a point of going sometime?
With a name like that, you have to go.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: rude32 on October 30, 2008, 08:17:24 PM
Why do you dislike Killer Klowns from Outer Space so much?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 30, 2008, 08:25:15 PM
Quote from: rude32 on October 30, 2008, 08:17:24 PM
Why do you dislike Killer Klowns from Outer Space so much?
Watched it when i was a kid. Scared me. Plus I don't like clowns.

If one came running at me, i would probably punch it in the nose. No joke right there.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: rude32 on October 30, 2008, 08:32:28 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 30, 2008, 08:25:15 PM
Quote from: rude32 on October 30, 2008, 08:17:24 PM
Why do you dislike Killer Klowns from Outer Space so much?
Watched it when i was a kid. Scared me. Plus I don't like clowns.

If one came running at me, i would probably punch it in the nose. No joke right there.
See, you can defend yourself already. Thats how you kill the klowns.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: potatofreek on October 31, 2008, 08:23:26 AM
Do you have clinophobia?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on October 31, 2008, 02:54:38 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 30, 2008, 08:25:15 PM
Quote from: rude32 on October 30, 2008, 08:17:24 PM
Why do you dislike Killer Klowns from Outer Space so much?
Watched it when i was a kid. Scared me. Plus I don't like clowns.

If one came running at me, i would probably punch it in the nose. No joke right there.

What about if it was a clown that ran around screaming "You lost the game"?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 31, 2008, 04:44:07 PM
Quote from: potatofreek on October 31, 2008, 08:23:26 AM
Do you have clinophobia?
i luvs mah bed.

Quote from: Shi_Musouka on October 31, 2008, 02:54:38 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 30, 2008, 08:25:15 PM
Quote from: rude32 on October 30, 2008, 08:17:24 PM
Why do you dislike Killer Klowns from Outer Space so much?
Watched it when i was a kid. Scared me. Plus I don't like clowns.

If one came running at me, i would probably punch it in the nose. No joke right there.

What about if it was a clown that ran around screaming "You lost the game"?
as long as he doesn't come right at me, then it gets to live.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: potatofreek on October 31, 2008, 06:01:43 PM
Quote from: Shi_Musouka on October 31, 2008, 02:54:38 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 30, 2008, 08:25:15 PM
Quote from: rude32 on October 30, 2008, 08:17:24 PM
Why do you dislike Killer Klowns from Outer Space so much?
Watched it when i was a kid. Scared me. Plus I don't like clowns.

If one came running at me, i would probably punch it in the nose. No joke right there.

What about if it was a clown that ran around screaming "You lost the game"?
The game? You just made me lose the game!

Why did you make me lose the game? D=
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Rei-Rei on October 31, 2008, 10:11:59 PM
Otaku.... I'm going to buy a cake for my sister's birthday....
Which looks better?

Champagne Cake?
http://www.freeportbakery.com/index.php/cakes/champagne_cake (http://www.freeportbakery.com/index.php/cakes/champagne_cake)

OR

The Princess Cake?
http://www.ettores.com/cakes/cakes.cfm (http://www.ettores.com/cakes/cakes.cfm)

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 31, 2008, 11:47:39 PM
Quote from: potatofreek on October 31, 2008, 06:01:43 PM
Quote from: Shi_Musouka on October 31, 2008, 02:54:38 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 30, 2008, 08:25:15 PM
Quote from: rude32 on October 30, 2008, 08:17:24 PM
Why do you dislike Killer Klowns from Outer Space so much?
Watched it when i was a kid. Scared me. Plus I don't like clowns.

If one came running at me, i would probably punch it in the nose. No joke right there.

What about if it was a clown that ran around screaming "You lost the game"?
The game? You just made me lose the game!

Why did you make me lose the game? D=
thats it. NEW RULE: no more crap that has to do with the game.

Quote from: Rei-Rei on October 31, 2008, 10:11:59 PM
Otaku.... I'm going to buy a cake for my sister's birthday....
Which looks better?

Champagne Cake?
http://www.freeportbakery.com/index.php/cakes/champagne_cake (http://www.freeportbakery.com/index.php/cakes/champagne_cake)

OR

The Princess Cake?
http://www.ettores.com/cakes/cakes.cfm (http://www.ettores.com/cakes/cakes.cfm)


The Princess Cake; it's simple and it works. Get that cake or i shun you forever.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: potatofreek on November 01, 2008, 08:59:54 AM
What kind of person had the time to answer questions all day?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on November 01, 2008, 07:42:30 PM
So, what you do for Halloween?

MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 10 DAYS!
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 01, 2008, 07:46:15 PM
Quote from: potatofreek on November 01, 2008, 08:59:54 AM
What kind of person had the time to answer questions all day?
It only takes me about 10 minutes to answer a whole crapload of questions; Small groups(like the ones above) are done in less than 2 minutes, give or take if my attention doesn't get moved over to something else during that time.

Quote from: XpHoBiaX on November 01, 2008, 07:42:30 PM
So, what you do for Halloween?
Went begging for candy(i got a pretty good haul), and then i went back home; I would have gone to a party in SF also, had it not been for the fact that i had work the next morning.

MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 10 DAYS!
SWEET!!!!
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 01, 2008, 10:39:01 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on October 31, 2008, 11:47:39 PM
Quote from: Rei-Rei on October 31, 2008, 10:11:59 PM
Otaku.... I'm going to buy a cake for my sister's birthday....
Which looks better?

Champagne Cake?
http://www.freeportbakery.com/index.php/cakes/champagne_cake (http://www.freeportbakery.com/index.php/cakes/champagne_cake)

OR

The Princess Cake?
http://www.ettores.com/cakes/cakes.cfm (http://www.ettores.com/cakes/cakes.cfm)


The Princess Cake; it's simple and it works. Get that cake or i shun you forever.
Hokay. Next question... Green or Pink?

And. I have a ton of pennies in a jar here.... What should I do with them?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 01, 2008, 11:13:54 PM
Quote from: Rei-Rei on November 01, 2008, 10:39:01 PM
Hokay. Next question... Green or Pink?
Pink, but a subtle pink.

And...I have a ton of pennies in a jar here.... What should I do with them?
Cash them all in, depending if you have a whole jar/jug full of pennies.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: RaddaX2 on November 02, 2008, 03:38:31 PM
WHO WAS PHONE?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 02, 2008, 04:55:23 PM
Quote from: RaddaX2 on November 02, 2008, 03:38:31 PM
WHO WAS PHONE?
I have absolutely no idea what the hell you mean by that question, so I'm just gonna say its your mom.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: potatofreek on November 02, 2008, 04:59:07 PM
How long can you stare at your icon without going insane? (yes that is a challenge to try it)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 02, 2008, 05:05:24 PM
Quote from: potatofreek on November 02, 2008, 04:59:07 PM
How long can you stare at your icon without going insane? (yes that is a challenge to try it)
Probably a lot longer than I can keep my eyes open without blinking(try doing that for more than 8 minutes) and probably a lot longer than you can watch this: Leeks (http://leekspin.com).
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Hakaru_chan on November 02, 2008, 05:34:53 PM
(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.quickiqtest.net%2Ffirstqen.php&hash=c518e8b351e79a671830e1fccc31e8405231e4eb)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Hakaru_chan on November 02, 2008, 05:35:40 PM
aww it didn't work... it was an iq question kind of picture thing but its ok ill try to take a screen pic of it and post it again
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on November 02, 2008, 06:06:45 PM
Why do I have a tummy ache?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 02, 2008, 11:17:41 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on November 02, 2008, 06:06:45 PM
Why do I have a tummy ache?
one of three scenarios:
1) you havent had anything to eat in a while
2) you ate something bad
3) your stomach is rebelling against you and wants to escape.

my guess is its a small mix of all three.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JTchinoy on November 02, 2008, 11:48:53 PM
when you hear the number 8, do you think yes or no? :)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 02, 2008, 11:57:52 PM
Quote from: JTchinoy on November 02, 2008, 11:48:53 PM
when you hear the number 8, do you think yes or no? :)
NO! NONONONONO!!!!!
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on November 03, 2008, 12:39:58 AM
ffff why are we both amazing :U

anyway, Im not tired do my japanese homework for me, Im too lazy to translate
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 03, 2008, 06:12:28 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on November 03, 2008, 12:39:58 AM
ffff why are we both amazing :U
Because that's the way the world wishes it to be.

anyway, I'm not tired do my Japanese homework for me, I'm too lazy to translate
If only I could remember all the shit I learned in that one JP class I took eons ago...I still have no idea how I got by with a C+.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: potatofreek on November 03, 2008, 07:15:32 PM
What do you do with a B.A. in English?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 03, 2008, 07:17:35 PM
Quote from: potatofreek on November 03, 2008, 07:15:32 PM
What do you do with a B.A. in English?
Go around telling people that you have a B.A. in English.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on November 03, 2008, 07:24:32 PM
What do you do with a B.A. in Art History?

Do you think sex-ed should be allowed to be taught in schools?

And do you really believe that if we vote no on Prop 8, the schools will start teaching kindergartners about gay sex?

Do you like Bushisms?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 03, 2008, 08:04:20 PM
Quote from: Shi_Musouka on November 03, 2008, 07:24:32 PM
What do you do with a B.A. in Art History?
Same as what you would do with a B.A. in English.

Do you think sex-ed should be allowed to be taught in schools?
Don't forget that it used to be; They can do it if they so choose, but always let students/parents have the choice of opting-out of it.

And do you really believe that if we vote no on Prop 8, the schools will start teaching kindergartners about gay sex?
No, they won't. The teacher that is stupid enough to decide that deserves to be fired.

Do you like Bushisms?
I like it when he makes an absolute ass of himself, especially in press conferences when he mistakenly lets his guard down.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on November 04, 2008, 10:49:05 PM
What do you think about this idea?
The "Ask PyronIkari" thread!

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 04, 2008, 11:25:48 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on November 04, 2008, 10:49:05 PM
What do you think about this idea?
The "Ask PyronIkari" thread!

Frankly, I really don't care if he makes one; It would probably just be nothing but people asking why he posts what he does.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: potatofreek on November 05, 2008, 06:52:02 AM
Have you ever wanted to be a billionaire and a hobo at the same time?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 05, 2008, 07:52:57 AM
Did you vote?

How do you feel about the people using children as an excuse for yes on prop 8?

Where is my mail???
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 05, 2008, 05:35:47 PM
Quote from: potatofreek on November 05, 2008, 06:52:02 AM
Have you ever wanted to be a billionaire and a hobo at the same time?
You mean like Eddie Murphy in Trading Places? nah.

Quote from: Rei-Rei on November 05, 2008, 07:52:57 AM
Did you vote?
I missed the deadline to register, so no. Still, I am somewhat happy with the outcome.

How do you feel about the people using children as an excuse for yes on prop 8?
Retarded...Absolutely retarded. They're more retarded than the special ed kids.

Where is my mail???
Go check your mailbox....still not there? Okay, go check again.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: potatofreek on November 05, 2008, 08:35:55 PM
How many steps of stairs do you have to fall down before you are able to sue the person who caused you to do it?

Why are people these days so unappreciative of hyperness?

When is the apocalypse going to come?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 05, 2008, 09:27:06 PM
Quote from: potatofreek on November 05, 2008, 08:35:55 PM
How many steps of stairs do you have to fall down before you are able to sue the person who caused you to do it?
Fall down the stairs first, then get back to me with your number.

Why are people these days so unappreciative of hyperness?
*runs around hopped up on sugar* WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...*sugar crash hits*...Aw, now I feel sad.

When is the apocalypse going to come?
As soon as Oprah learns how to control the masses to her every whim, then the end begins. That is the true SkyNet.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on November 05, 2008, 10:54:40 PM
Don't you think Oprah should control her weight, before she tries to control the masses?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 06, 2008, 06:34:05 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on November 05, 2008, 10:54:40 PM
Don't you think Oprah should control her weight, before she tries to control the masses?
meh.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: potatofreek on November 06, 2008, 08:14:42 PM
How do you make a triangle text box in microsoft word?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 06, 2008, 08:26:32 PM
Quote from: potatofreek on November 06, 2008, 08:14:42 PM
How do you make a triangle text box in microsoft word?
Like hell if I know. Google that junk.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on November 06, 2008, 10:18:35 PM
So what's up?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 06, 2008, 11:38:49 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on November 06, 2008, 10:18:35 PM
So what's up?
my face.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on November 06, 2008, 11:43:32 PM
Orly?

You know what's funny? I looked up when you said that.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 07, 2008, 12:21:28 AM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on November 06, 2008, 11:43:32 PM
Orly?
rly.

You know what's funny? I looked up when you said that.
lol.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on November 10, 2008, 12:31:22 PM
What do you plan to do on Veteran's Day?

Are you currently obsessed with anything?

How do you feel about sustainable agriculture?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JTchinoy on November 10, 2008, 05:41:33 PM
Sweaty muscular men without their shirts on or hot little asian girls?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on November 10, 2008, 06:55:48 PM
So, how are you gonna get my bday booze to me tomorrow?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 10, 2008, 08:14:01 PM
Quote from: Shi_Musouka on November 10, 2008, 12:31:22 PM
What do you plan to do on Veteran's Day?
absolutely nothing, i hate my country......I'M KIDDING!!! i work tomorrow.

Are you currently obsessed with anything?
*runs through the dictionary-sized list that breaks about 42 state and federal laws*

...nope, nothing that I can think of ATM.


How do you feel about sustainable agriculture?
is good.

Quote from: JTchinoy on November 10, 2008, 05:41:33 PM
Sweaty muscular men without their shirts on or hot little asian girls?
I choose the latter, as long as they are legal.

Quote from: XpHoBiaX on November 10, 2008, 06:55:48 PM
So, how are you gonna get my bday booze to me tomorrow?
I'll figure out a way.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on November 10, 2008, 08:56:49 PM
QuoteSo, how are you gonna get my bday booze to me tomorrow?
I'll figure out a way.
;D
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 10, 2008, 09:02:39 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on November 10, 2008, 08:56:49 PM
QuoteSo, how are you gonna get my bday booze to me tomorrow?
I'll figure out a way.
;D
probably not by tomorrow, bu I'll get it to you.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on November 10, 2008, 09:07:44 PM
Halfway through the year at Fanime, amirite?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Hakaru_chan on November 10, 2008, 09:09:28 PM
where can i get episodes of ALL the series of digimon adventure, original, either japanese or japanese with english subtitles? lol (and can it be on a portiable digital device aka dvd or something?  ;D
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 10, 2008, 09:14:18 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on November 10, 2008, 09:07:44 PM
Halfway through the year at Fanime, amirite?
Heh, that is Plan B; I will try to get it to you before then.

Quote from: Hakaru_chan on November 10, 2008, 09:09:28 PM
where can i get episodes of ALL the series of digimon adventure, original, either japanese or japanese with english subtitles? lol (and can it be on a portiable digital device aka dvd or something?  ;D
Its called the internet; if you want it that bad, Google it yourself because I am not your workhorse...but seriously, just search for it on any respectable torrent site.

If you want it on something like a DVD, then just BUY IT on DVD.....or something.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on November 10, 2008, 09:18:21 PM
How do you feel about people who would rather sleep in the convention center hallways as opposed to getting a hotel/crashing in cars/going home/etc.?

Is it easy for you to pick one favorite anime or do you have to write an entire christmas list of anime to pick all your favorite series?

Are you upset that prop 8 passed?

What's your favorite type of ethnic food?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on November 10, 2008, 09:20:38 PM
So I has some monies...should I buy me some liqour wif it?

Or CHEEZBURGERS?!?!
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Hakaru_chan on November 10, 2008, 09:21:05 PM
err can you give me a good torrent site? (im knew to this whole torrents kind of thing)

Also. im doing a report on anime in my japanese language class... what should i present and talk about? i was thinking about of the history of fandom but i don't have good resources atm  :-\
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 10, 2008, 09:43:35 PM
Quote from: Shi_Musouka on November 10, 2008, 09:18:21 PM
How do you feel about people who would rather sleep in the convention center hallways as opposed to getting a hotel/crashing in cars/going home/etc.?
I think they are stupid for doing that because they jeopardize the whole convention for the rest of us WHO WERE RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH TO GET A ROOM.

Is it easy for you to pick one favorite anime or do you have to write an entire christmas list of anime to pick all your favorite series?
If you were to ask me what show first exposed me to everything that is anime, then that would be an easy answer: Tenchi Muyo.

On a side note: it could also be Sailor Moon, but I didnt know what anime was when I was watching it way back when... but yea, it would probably have to be Tenchi Muyo.


Are you upset that prop 8 passed?
Take a guess....take a huge muthafugging guess.

What's your favorite type of ethnic food?
Either chinese or japanese food.

Quote from: XpHoBiaX on November 10, 2008, 09:20:38 PM
So I has some monies...should I buy me some liquor wif it?

Or CHEEZBURGERS?!?!
cheezburgers....definitely cheezburgers, with a side of liquor.

Quote from: Hakaru_chan on November 10, 2008, 09:21:05 PM
err can you give me a good torrent site? (im knew to this whole torrents kind of thing)
No, I can not. -->isohunt dot com, mininova dot com, the piratebay dot org

Also. im doing a report on anime in my japanese language class... what should i present and talk about? i was thinking about of the history of fandom but i don't have good resources atm  :-\
no, not fandom. be serious about it, so dont give a little 'ohmahgawd anime fandom pplz' report.

But that's just me talking, you can do whatever the hell you want.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 11, 2008, 12:26:24 PM
Cake? =3
(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi67.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fh318%2FFreaky_Nobody%2FPB030603.jpg&hash=37c479167b9cbfcc1d6b42aeb67b6e9078ad827a)

Shouldn't everyone get today (Veteran's Day) off???

Why are the construction people out here so early?? -.-;

Can you take me shopping?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 11, 2008, 01:52:26 PM
Quote from: Rei-Rei on November 11, 2008, 12:26:24 PM
Cake? =3
(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi67.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fh318%2FFreaky_Nobody%2FPB030603.jpg&hash=37c479167b9cbfcc1d6b42aeb67b6e9078ad827a)
Nice, very nice.

Shouldn't everyone get today (Veteran's Day) off???
Heck, I wish.

Why are the construction people out here so early?? -.-;
Because they are?! duh.

Can you take me shopping?
I want to take me shopping, so you have to wait your turn...
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: potatofreek on November 11, 2008, 03:12:53 PM
Why was I in downtown San Jose twice against my own will this week?

Why did the HP Pavilion have to remind me how far away fanime is?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 11, 2008, 03:41:43 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on November 11, 2008, 01:52:26 PM
Can you take me shopping?
I want to take me shopping, so you have to wait your turn...

Why can't we share shopping time!??!  >:(
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jun-Watarase on November 11, 2008, 04:32:37 PM
Quote from: Rei-Rei on November 11, 2008, 03:41:43 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on November 11, 2008, 01:52:26 PM
Can you take me shopping?
I want to take me shopping, so you have to wait your turn...

Why can't we share shopping time!??!  >:(

I want to come, too! Spend money on me. I demand you. :U
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on November 11, 2008, 04:33:33 PM
Quote from: Jun-Watarase on November 11, 2008, 04:32:37 PM
Quote from: Rei-Rei on November 11, 2008, 03:41:43 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on November 11, 2008, 01:52:26 PM
Can you take me shopping?
I want to take me shopping, so you have to wait your turn...

Why can't we share shopping time!??!  >:(

I want to come, too! Spend money on me. I demand you. :U
me too me too ; ;
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 11, 2008, 10:44:58 PM
Quote from: potatofreek on November 11, 2008, 03:12:53 PM
Why was I in downtown San Jose twice against my own will this week?
Because you let yourself get taken down there; you got huevos, use them.

Why did the HP Pavilion have to remind me how far away fanime is?
Beats me, you're the one that let yourself get dragged down there.

Quote from: Rei-Rei on November 11, 2008, 03:41:43 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on November 11, 2008, 01:52:26 PM
Can you take me shopping?
I want to take me shopping, so you have to wait your turn...

Why can't we share shopping time!??!  >:(
Because I don't feel like holding the purse, that's why.

Quote from: Jun-Watarase on November 11, 2008, 04:32:37 PM
Quote from: Rei-Rei on November 11, 2008, 03:41:43 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on November 11, 2008, 01:52:26 PM
Can you take me shopping?
I want to take me shopping, so you have to wait your turn...

Why can't we share shopping time!??!  >:(

I want to come, too! Spend money on me. I demand you. :U
I'm cheap when it comes to spending random money on people.

Quote from: Kazuko on November 11, 2008, 04:33:33 PM
Quote from: Jun-Watarase on November 11, 2008, 04:32:37 PM
Quote from: Rei-Rei on November 11, 2008, 03:41:43 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on November 11, 2008, 01:52:26 PM
Can you take me shopping?
I want to take me shopping, so you have to wait your turn...

Why can't we share shopping time!??!  >:(

I want to come, too! Spend money on me. I demand you. :U
me too me too ; ;
Damn, women flockin' like gangbusters in here.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on November 11, 2008, 10:52:33 PM
Why are none of my friends ever online for  Brawl? (I have to play Basic Brawl all the time or get nothing) XD
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 11, 2008, 10:58:50 PM
Quote from: Barnes on November 11, 2008, 10:52:33 PM
Why are none of my friends ever online for  Brawl? (I have to play Basic Brawl all the time or get nothing) XD
Yo, I haven't played online Brawl in friggin' ages.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on November 11, 2008, 11:05:42 PM
So why arent you going to hold, rei rei, Jun and my Purses when you treat us to shopping :d
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 11, 2008, 11:10:09 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on November 11, 2008, 11:05:42 PM
So why arent you going to hold rei rei, Jun and my Purses when you treat us to shopping :d
I don't hold the muthafuggin' purses, you hold mine. THATS RIGHT, I SAID IT.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on November 11, 2008, 11:19:03 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on November 11, 2008, 11:10:09 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on November 11, 2008, 11:05:42 PM
So why arent you going to hold rei rei, Jun and my Purses when you treat us to shopping :d
I don't hold the muthafuggin' purses, you hold mine. THATS RIGHT, I SAID IT.
YOU CARRY A PURSE O: what brand is it?

and maaan take us shopping ; ;
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jun-Watarase on November 12, 2008, 12:22:13 AM
Quote from: Kazuko on November 11, 2008, 11:19:03 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on November 11, 2008, 11:10:09 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on November 11, 2008, 11:05:42 PM
So why arent you going to hold rei rei, Jun and my Purses when you treat us to shopping :d
I don't hold the muthafuggin' purses, you hold mine. THATS RIGHT, I SAID IT.
YOU CARRY A PURSE O: what brand is it?

and maaan take us shopping ; ;

You know, he's right. You should be the one holding the stuff, because you es beaner.

Do you know Hinamizawa?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on November 12, 2008, 12:24:09 AM
Quote from: Jun-Watarase on November 12, 2008, 12:22:13 AM
Quote from: Kazuko on November 11, 2008, 11:19:03 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on November 11, 2008, 11:10:09 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on November 11, 2008, 11:05:42 PM
So why arent you going to hold rei rei, Jun and my Purses when you treat us to shopping :d
I don't hold the muthafuggin' purses, you hold mine. THATS RIGHT, I SAID IT.
YOU CARRY A PURSE O: what brand is it?

and maaan take us shopping ; ;

You know, he's right. You should be the one holding the stuff, because you es beaner.

Do you know Hinamizawa?
but hes es un beaner also ; ; His name is freakin jesus
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 12, 2008, 12:46:56 AM
Quote from: Kazuko on November 11, 2008, 11:19:03 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on November 11, 2008, 11:10:09 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on November 11, 2008, 11:05:42 PM
So why arent you going to hold rei rei, Jun and my Purses when you treat us to shopping :d
I don't hold the muthafuggin' purses, you hold mine. THATS RIGHT, I SAID IT.
YOU CARRY A PURSE O: what brand is it?

and maaan take us shopping ; ;
I'm just pulling yer leg, Kaz; I don't actually have a purse...that is what yours is for.

Quote from: Jun-Watarase on November 12, 2008, 12:22:13 AM
Quote from: Kazuko on November 11, 2008, 11:19:03 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on November 11, 2008, 11:10:09 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on November 11, 2008, 11:05:42 PM
So why arent you going to hold rei rei, Jun and my Purses when you treat us to shopping :d
I don't hold the muthafuggin' purses, you hold mine. THATS RIGHT, I SAID IT.
YOU CARRY A PURSE O: what brand is it?

and maaan take us shopping ; ;

You know, he's right. You should be the one holding the stuff, because you es beaner.

Do you know Hinamizawa?
usted pay for hold purse, si?

Quote from: Kazuko on November 12, 2008, 12:24:09 AM
Quote from: Jun-Watarase on November 12, 2008, 12:22:13 AM
Quote from: Kazuko on November 11, 2008, 11:19:03 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on November 11, 2008, 11:10:09 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on November 11, 2008, 11:05:42 PM
So why arent you going to hold rei rei, Jun and my Purses when you treat us to shopping :d
I don't hold the muthafuggin' purses, you hold mine. THATS RIGHT, I SAID IT.
YOU CARRY A PURSE O: what brand is it?

and maaan take us shopping ; ;

You know, he's right. You should be the one holding the stuff, because you es beaner.

Do you know Hinamizawa?
but hes es un beaner also ; ; His name is freakin jesus
Si senorita, pero jesus no hold senoritas items, eso es trabajo por mikey.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on November 12, 2008, 12:58:40 AM
haha you know mikey is too MANLY for such a task but then again...he does looove Zac Efron
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 12, 2008, 01:03:07 AM
Quote from: Kazuko on November 12, 2008, 12:58:40 AM
haha you know mikey is too MANLY for such a task but then again...he does looove Zac Efron
give him a HSM3 bag/w Zac Efron on the front and I'm sure he would probably hold onto it.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JTchinoy on November 12, 2008, 02:15:43 AM
did china cheat in women's gymnastics at the olympics or is the world just a bunch of whiny poor sports?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 12, 2008, 02:38:11 PM
Am I late?

What's your favorite type of sushi?

Would you like me to put make-up on you?

Quote from: otakuapprentice on November 12, 2008, 12:46:56 AM
but hes es un beaner also ; ; His name is freakin jesus
Si senorita, pero jesus no hold senoritas items, eso es trabajo por mikey.

Wait wait.... Really!?!
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on November 12, 2008, 10:38:03 PM
Hablas espanol?

When life throws you a curveball, would you just sit there in your home locked up eating a container of your ice cream and watching sad movies while slitting your wrists or would you continue to try and kick butt no matter what?

What's your favorite Pokemon?

Is there really a significant difference between SSBM and SSBB?(other than new characters, new stages, and the online features)

How much money is in your "purse"(or wallet, or whatever you Americans carry nowadays)?

Do you think life would be much easier if you were a girl or as a boy?

Are you willing to wear any type of pink-colored clothing?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: potatofreek on November 13, 2008, 07:27:29 AM
Will we get out of this financial crisis?

It Lake Tahoe good for skiing yet?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JTchinoy on November 13, 2008, 12:57:21 PM
I could actually understand that spanglish... go tagalog!!
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 13, 2008, 05:30:09 PM
Quote from: JTchinoy on November 12, 2008, 02:15:43 AM
did china cheat in women's gymnastics at the olympics or is the world just a bunch of whiny poor sports?
Its 50/50 on that subject; Chinese officials provided documents that showed they were of the minimum age required to compete, yet information that was found online showing they were not was also found, then either altered or removed completely; information found on Wikipedia was changed, and articles from a sports website/newspaper that showed she was not of the minimum age were also changed before the Olympics(ironically, that site is owned/run by the Chinese government).

Quote from: Rei-Rei on November 12, 2008, 02:38:11 PM
Am I late?
WHERE THE #*$! WERE YOU?! WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR THE LAST 3 HOURS!!!

What's your favorite type of sushi?
Only had sushi once, and that was a California Roll...wasn't bad.

Would you like me to put make-up on you?
uhh............

Quote from: otakuapprentice on November 12, 2008, 12:46:56 AM
but hes es un beaner also ; ; His name is freakin jesus
Si senorita, pero jesus no hold senoritas items, eso es trabajo por mikey.

Wait wait.... Really!?!
Si.


Quote from: Shi_Musouka on November 12, 2008, 10:38:03 PM
Hablas espanol?
*with enthusiasm* SI!

When life throws you a curveball, would you just sit there in your home locked up eating a container of your ice cream and watching sad movies while slitting your wrists or would you continue to try and kick butt no matter what?
I get curveballs every week, I just try not to get hit in the face and keep moving.

What's your favorite Pokemon?
ITS PIKACHU!!!!

Is there really a significant difference between SSBM and SSBB?(other than new characters, new stages, and the online features)
I wouldn't say a significant difference, but there is a difference.

How much money is in your "purse"(or wallet, or whatever you Americans carry nowadays)?
Last time I checked(which was last night after leaving SF), it was around $14 bucks.

Do you think life would be much easier if you were a girl or as a boy?
It's hard for both, but life would be so much easier for everyone if we didnt have people getting pregnant while in High School, parents beating up/raping their kids, Crack/Cocaine/Heroin/every other drug that kills people who take it, and all the deaths that are caused by gun violence.

Are you willing to wear any type of pink-colored clothing?
uhh........get a couple o' beverages in me, then we'll talk.

Quote from: potatofreek on November 13, 2008, 07:27:29 AM
Will we get out of this financial crisis?
Not soon, but we'll get out of it; give it maybe 2 years or so.

It Lake Tahoe good for skiing yet?
I don't know, ask someone who lives there.

Quote from: JTchinoy on November 13, 2008, 12:57:21 PM
I could actually understand that spanglish... go tagalog!!
Good for you, you deserve a gold star!...too bad I don't have one to give you.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 13, 2008, 08:36:52 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on November 13, 2008, 05:30:09 PM
Quote from: Rei-Rei on November 12, 2008, 02:38:11 PM
Am I late?
WHERE THE #*$! WERE YOU?! WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR THE LAST 3 HOURS!!!

We?? Who's we? >.>;

What did I miss??
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 13, 2008, 09:07:09 PM
Quote from: Rei-Rei on November 13, 2008, 08:36:52 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on November 13, 2008, 05:30:09 PM
Quote from: Rei-Rei on November 12, 2008, 02:38:11 PM
Am I late?
WHERE THE #*$! WERE YOU?! WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR THE LAST 3 HOURS!!!

We?? Who's we? >.>;
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE!!*runs off screaming*

What did I miss??
You know damn well what you missed......nothing, absolutely nothing; Now to go take care of that.....thing..I had to do. *grabs metal suitcase and sneaks off into the night*
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on November 13, 2008, 09:58:33 PM
Don't you just find it funny that there are people expecting Obama to do more than just fix the economy(as in, fix all their problems in life, raise their kids, etc.) when he goes into office?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 14, 2008, 12:22:41 AM
Quote from: Shi_Musouka on November 13, 2008, 09:58:33 PM
Don't you just find it funny that there are people expecting Obama to do more than just fix the economy(as in, fix all their problems in life, raise their kids, etc.) when he goes into office?
Even though I am glad he won the election, presidents always have to adjust/change their campaign promises as soon as they enter office. Right now, I just want him to help fix/save the struggling economy; Everything else that comes after, which I hope will be good, is just an awesome bonus.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 24, 2008, 10:35:00 AM
It's been a while...Where have you been??

Doing anything for Thanksgivings?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: SeiloraFenixirati on November 24, 2008, 10:38:26 AM
Woah Spanish is sexy.

How many poor, defenseless senoritas have you seduced with your wily Jesus spanish speaking ways? =D

[And I wanna come shopping too! But I don't carry around a purse. So it's cool!]
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on November 24, 2008, 12:47:31 PM
Doing anything for Black Friday?

Have you also heard about the projected store closings? How does it make you feel?

If you could any type of sea creature, what would you be?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Gatsby on November 24, 2008, 01:02:36 PM
Do you enjoy Bawls? If so, what's your favorite kind?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 24, 2008, 02:05:23 PM
Quote from: Rei-Rei on November 24, 2008, 10:35:00 AM
It's been a while...Where have you been??
I've been around.

Doing anything for Thanksgivings?
Just the usual: eat, stay home with the family, be bored. That's it.

Quote from: SeiloraFenixirati on November 24, 2008, 10:38:26 AM
Woah Spanish is sexy.
Heh, if you say so.

How many poor, defenseless senoritas have you seduced with your wily Jesus spanish speaking ways? =D
Hahaha, not as many as you think.

[And I wanna come shopping too! But I don't carry around a purse. So it's cool!]
We'll see.

Quote from: Shi_Musouka on November 24, 2008, 12:47:31 PM
Doing anything for Black Friday?
I'm working that day.....oh god, its going to hurt.

Have you also heard about the projected store closings? How does it make you feel?
Our store has only been open for less that two years, so I'm safe.

If you could be any type of sea creature, what would you be?
Hmm, that a tough one...a Walrus. And I want my Bukkit.

Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on November 24, 2008, 01:02:36 PM
Do you enjoy Bawls? If so, what's your favorite kind?
I really hope you are talking about the drink; if so, then I have only had Bawls once, and it was the regular kind. Not bad.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on November 24, 2008, 03:21:06 PM
F*CK JESUS WHERES MY KOKUSYOKU MIRROR ;O; did the mail man steal my lolita mirror? Cause if he did then thats just creepy

Should I get an awesome tattoo of a mermaid like the one on my avatar but shes sitting :U
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 24, 2008, 03:36:41 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on November 24, 2008, 03:21:06 PM
F*CK JESUS WHERES MY KOKUSYOKU MIRROR ;O; did the mail man steal my lolita mirror? Cause if he did then thats just creepy
Its in the mail, just wait for it.

Should I get an awesome tattoo of a mermaid like the one on my avatar but shes sitting :U
If you do decide to get a tattoo, don't get the mermaid; it looks okay for a tattoo, but it doesn't seem suitable as one.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on November 24, 2008, 03:51:03 PM
Should I get the mermaid as a decal then? haha

; ; but jesus I have been waiting since wed for that mirror to come
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 24, 2008, 03:53:28 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on November 24, 2008, 03:51:03 PM
Should I get the mermaid as a decal then? haha
Decal sounds much better.

; ; but jesus I have been waiting since wed for that mirror to come
If it was standard shipping, then its about 7-10 business days, IIRC.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on November 24, 2008, 04:05:05 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on November 24, 2008, 03:53:28 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on November 24, 2008, 03:51:03 PM
Should I get the mermaid as a decal then? haha
Decal sounds much better.

; ; but jesus I have been waiting since wed for that mirror to come
If it was standard shipping, then its about 7-10 business days, IIRC.
in california oh hells no ; ;
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 24, 2008, 04:13:08 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on November 24, 2008, 04:05:05 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on November 24, 2008, 03:53:28 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on November 24, 2008, 03:51:03 PM
Should I get the mermaid as a decal then? haha
Decal sounds much better.

; ; but jesus I have been waiting since wed for that mirror to come
If it was standard shipping, then its about 7-10 business days, IIRC.
in california oh hells no ; ;
If it was shipped within the state, then my guess is expect it to arrive between tomorrow or Thursday.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 24, 2008, 05:18:44 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on November 24, 2008, 03:51:03 PM
Should I get the mermaid as a decal then? haha

; ; but jesus I have been waiting since wed for that mirror to come
I want to see!!!

Anyways. Are you having turkey?

Tea?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 24, 2008, 10:48:47 PM
Quote from: Rei-Rei on November 24, 2008, 05:18:44 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on November 24, 2008, 03:51:03 PM
Should I get the mermaid as a decal then? haha

; ; but jesus I have been waiting since wed for that mirror to come
I want to see!!!

Anyways. Are you having turkey?
Yea, we are having turkey.

Tea?
uh, I have no idea.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: potatofreek on November 25, 2008, 06:53:40 AM
Are you going to have mashed potatoes?

How do you know everything?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 25, 2008, 02:41:37 PM
Quote from: potatofreek on November 25, 2008, 06:53:40 AM
Are you going to have mashed potatoes?
Most likely, yes.

How do you know everything?
I never said I did, but I do BS it very well, don't I?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JTchinoy on November 25, 2008, 09:38:40 PM
Did you steal my fleshlight?  It never came in the mail.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 25, 2008, 09:48:56 PM
Quote from: JTchinoy on November 25, 2008, 09:38:40 PM
Did you steal my fleshlight?  It never came in the mail.
If you have/had a tracking number, use that to help your search...and I have no idea where you live, so that takes me out of the equation.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: SeiloraFenixirati on November 25, 2008, 09:56:23 PM
Do you ever feel like getting boy kisses? ;-)

Why are you so cool?

When are we going to meet/hang out?! D:
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 25, 2008, 11:14:37 PM
Quote from: SeiloraFenixirati on November 25, 2008, 09:56:23 PM
Do you ever feel like getting boy kisses? ;-)
If I was a woman, then maybe.

Why are you so cool?
I don't claim that title, but everyone else says so.

When are we going to meet/hang out?! D:
Since this week is now out of the question, the next time is probably going to be during the Christmas vacation for all you Westmont kids.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 25, 2008, 11:42:56 PM
How old are you?

Are you still awake?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: potatofreek on November 26, 2008, 09:14:11 AM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on November 25, 2008, 02:41:37 PM
Quote from: potatofreek on November 25, 2008, 06:53:40 AM
Are you going to have mashed potatoes?
Most likely, yes.

How do you know everything?
I never said I did, but I do BS it very well, don't I?
Yes you do.

Do you like potatoes?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: RaddaX2 on November 26, 2008, 11:48:05 AM
What's the story about Jealkb?  I heard it's a visual kei band formed by comedians.  Am I a sucker for liking their music?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 26, 2008, 03:41:49 PM
Quote from: Rei-Rei on November 25, 2008, 11:42:56 PM
How old are you?
22 cycles, and I have yet to shatter the barrier.

Are you still awake?
I am now.

Quote from: potatofreek on November 26, 2008, 09:14:11 AM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on November 25, 2008, 02:41:37 PM
Quote from: potatofreek on November 25, 2008, 06:53:40 AM
Are you going to have mashed potatoes?
Most likely, yes.

How do you know everything?
I never said I did, but I do BS it very well, don't I?
Yes you do.

Do you like potatoes?
Sometimes.

Quote from: RaddaX2 on November 26, 2008, 11:48:05 AM
What's the story about Jealkb?  I heard it's a visual kei band formed by comedians.  Am I a sucker for liking their music?
Yea, the whole band is nothing but comedians. I wouldn't say you're a sucker for liking them(sucker), but they sound okay IMO.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: potatofreek on November 27, 2008, 06:12:42 PM
How is the Twilight movie? Is it was bad or good as everyone says?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Mister_E on November 27, 2008, 07:23:52 PM
Do you like Egg Nog?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 27, 2008, 11:33:51 PM
Quote from: potatofreek on November 27, 2008, 06:12:42 PM
How is the Twilight movie? Is it was bad or good as everyone says?
Haven't seen Twilight yet, so I can't comment on the film.

Quote from: Mister_E on November 27, 2008, 07:23:52 PM
Do you like Egg Nog?
Never had egg nog.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: potatofreek on November 28, 2008, 01:16:00 PM
Are you going shopping on Black Friday?

What kind of things do you want?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 29, 2008, 08:02:38 PM
Quote from: potatofreek on November 28, 2008, 01:16:00 PM
Are you going shopping on Black Friday?
No, I had to work that day.....I hated people more that day than any other day.

What kind of things do you want?
Mainly lots of money, but a laptop and/or a Xbox 360 would be nice.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JohnnyAR on November 30, 2008, 10:00:56 AM
Have you met a celebrity or someone that has?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on November 30, 2008, 11:20:19 AM
If Walmart is so popular, then why do I find more Targets in San Jose than WMs?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: BrightHeart76 on November 30, 2008, 03:57:59 PM
What do you think about Bruce Wayne stepping aside as Batman?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: rude32 on November 30, 2008, 09:21:00 PM
Are strawberry fields really forever?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on November 30, 2008, 10:52:52 PM
Quote from: JohnnyAR on November 30, 2008, 10:00:56 AM
Have you met a celebrity or someone that has?
Nope.

Quote from: Barnes on November 30, 2008, 11:20:19 AM
If Walmart is so popular, then why do I find more Targets in San Jose than WMs?
Because a Target is two levels below before becoming a Walmart.

Quote from: BrightHeart76 on November 30, 2008, 03:57:59 PM
What do you think about Bruce Wayne stepping aside as Batman?
If you are referring to the Batman R.I.P story arc happening right now, then I don't know much about it, save for an article I read mentioning it. A proper comic book I have not read in a long time so I can't really comment on it, but hey.....
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.

Quote from: rude32 on November 30, 2008, 09:21:00 PM
Are strawberry fields really forever?
Can I swim down the Panama Canal? The answer to both those questions is no.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on December 01, 2008, 09:42:53 AM
Do you think you will ever attempt to swim down the Panama Canal?

Doesn't it make you glad that you weren't trampled or shot at during Black Friday?

Did you hear about the bombing attacks on Mumbai?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 01, 2008, 03:57:02 PM
Quote from: Shi_Musouka on December 01, 2008, 09:42:53 AM
Do you think you will ever attempt to swim down the Panama Canal?
Probably not.

Doesn't it make you glad that you weren't trampled or shot at during Black Friday?
Yes, but it was also very sad to hear about that incident.

Did you hear about the bombing attacks on Mumbai?
I did hear about the attacks, and its only going to go downhill from here; since the one surviving attacker they captured was from Pakistan, both countries will most likely end up engaged in some sort of small conflict because of that.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: questionette on December 02, 2008, 09:02:26 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on November 30, 2008, 10:52:52 PM
Quote from: JohnnyAR on November 30, 2008, 10:00:56 AM
Have you met a celebrity or someone that has?
Nope.

You met me! And I've met Bruce Willis, Collin Farrel, Sting, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Wayne Brady, John Mayer, Tom Cruise and Julia Roberts  8)

Now my question:
What do you think happens when you die?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Gatsby on December 02, 2008, 09:07:14 PM
Have you had a Bawls recently?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 02, 2008, 09:29:08 PM
Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on December 02, 2008, 09:07:14 PM
Have you had a Bawls recently?
Nope, but I did have a Full Throttle today.

Quote from: questionette on December 02, 2008, 09:02:26 PM
You met me! And I've met Bruce Willis, Collin Farrel, Sting, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Wayne Brady, John Mayer, Tom Cruise and Julia Roberts  8)
See, here's the thing: I didn't really know that about you, so technically I was telling the truth.

Now my question:
What do you think happens when you die?
I could give you the religious/church answer and say that we either go to heaven or we go to hell, and I could give you the realist answer and say that you just die and that's it. I could throw all kinds of possibilities from various different cultures/religions, but frankly.....
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Runewitt on December 03, 2008, 12:25:04 AM
How much is the fish?

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What is the difference between a duck and
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 03, 2008, 12:32:23 AM
Quote from: Runewitt on December 03, 2008, 12:25:04 AM
How much is the fish?
Make an offer.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
About eight plates of pancakes. Now YOU have to figure out how many pancakes are on each plate.

What is the difference between a duck and
and what? AND WHAT?! DEAR GOD AND WHAT?!?!?!?*rolls up in a corner, shaking and crying*
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Runewitt on December 03, 2008, 12:41:39 AM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on December 03, 2008, 12:32:23 AM
Quote from: Runewitt on December 03, 2008, 12:25:04 AM
How much is the fish?
Make an offer.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
About eight plates of pancakes. Now YOU have to figure out how many pancakes are on each plate.

What is the difference between a duck and
and what? AND WHAT?! DEAR GOD AND WHAT?!?!?!?*rolls up in a corner, shaking and crying*

$4.20 each trout.

are they short stacks, tall stacks, banana pancekes, silver dollar pancakes? what?

wouldnt yo like to know?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 03, 2008, 12:53:07 AM
Quote from: Runewitt on December 03, 2008, 12:41:39 AM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on December 03, 2008, 12:32:23 AM
Quote from: Runewitt on December 03, 2008, 12:25:04 AM
How much is the fish?
Make an offer.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
About eight plates of pancakes. Now YOU have to figure out how many pancakes are on each plate.

What is the difference between a duck and
and what? AND WHAT?! DEAR GOD AND WHAT?!?!?!?*rolls up in a corner, shaking and crying*

$4.20 each trout.
NO DEAL.

are they short stacks, tall stacks, banana pancekes, silver dollar pancakes? what?
Regular short stacks.

wouldn't you like to know?
AAARRRGGHHH!!!!
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: RaddaX2 on December 14, 2008, 09:21:23 PM
Does a fire look any different in anti-gravity?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on December 14, 2008, 10:09:47 PM
What do you think would happen if there was no gravity on Earth anymore?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Runewitt on December 14, 2008, 10:37:48 PM
what really happens when the saints go marching in?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 14, 2008, 11:18:58 PM
Quote from: RaddaX2 on December 14, 2008, 09:21:23 PM
Does a fire look any different in anti-gravity?
Hmm....I don't know, lets call NASA and find out.

Quote from: Shi_Musouka on December 14, 2008, 10:09:47 PM
What do you think would happen if there was no gravity on Earth anymore?
Magnet boots. That is all.

Quote from: Runewitt on December 14, 2008, 10:37:48 PM
what really happens when the saints go marching in?
Everything goes dark......and then the terror begins.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on December 15, 2008, 07:51:43 PM
Do you think you will have a great holiday season?

Do you like apple cider, or hot cocoa?

Snuggled up in frony of a heater, or a fire?

In your opinion, what do you think really sucks about winter?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 15, 2008, 08:04:17 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on December 15, 2008, 07:51:43 PM
Do you think you will have a great holiday season?
Meh, probably the same as last year, so okay.

Do you like apple cider, or hot cocoa?
I prefer cocoa.

Snuggled up in front of a heater, or a fire?
Snuggling in front of a fire is fun with the right person, but if all you got is a heater, then that works too.

In your opinion, what do you think really sucks about winter?
For me personally, it probably has to be the rain.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Rei-Rei on December 17, 2008, 08:08:16 PM
Do you have a blue fish cap?

What are you buying/getting for Christmas?

Do you have plans with your special someone?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 17, 2008, 08:25:40 PM
Quote from: Rei-Rei on December 17, 2008, 08:08:16 PM
Do you have a blue fish cap?
No, not really.

What are you buying/getting for Christmas?
I have no idea what I am getting for Christmas.

Do you have plans with your special someone?
Seeing as how I don't have a 'special someone', no. Happy smegging Holidays.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Runewitt on December 17, 2008, 10:24:52 PM
would you like some toast?

Would you like a crumpet?

Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on December 18, 2008, 01:11:27 PM
What do you think are the MUST PLAY Video Game(s) of 2009 and why?

Is there really a Video Gamer Heaven/Hell? What would it be like?

Whats your 2 cents on Hollywood turning video games into movies?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 18, 2008, 03:35:41 PM
Quote from: Runewitt on December 17, 2008, 10:24:52 PM
would you like some toast?
I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast; in fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever..no toast!

Would you like a crumpet?
We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes, or bagels; no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potatocakes, and no hot-crossed buns. And definitely, no smeggin' flapjacks!

Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?
AARRGGHHH!!!!*head explodes*

Quote from: Jerry on December 18, 2008, 01:11:27 PM
What do you think are the MUST PLAY Video Game(s) of 2009 and why?
This is my list, and it may/will change: Killzone 2, MadWorld, Prototype, Bayonetta, Monster Hunter 3, Splatterhouse, Resident Evil 5, Sin & Punishment 2, etc.

Is there really a Video Gamer Heaven/Hell? What would it be like?
The former would be owning every game and game system that you would ever want. The latter probably has to be the massive landfill that holds all those Atari E.T. carts.

Whats your 2 cents on Hollywood turning video games into movies?
Before I answer this, one bit of info: For those that remember the game Clock Tower.......that's being made into a movie. Search for the movie posters online, because if they are any indication, it might be a damn good movie to watch.

Its harder to use a video game than it is to use a book/graphic novel, since they need to adapt the main story to film, and lots of things within said videogame would not work after the adaptation. Every game that has been made into a movie so far had little to no chance of actually working out in that type of media.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Runewitt on December 18, 2008, 03:38:05 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on December 18, 2008, 03:35:41 PM
Quote from: Runewitt on December 17, 2008, 10:24:52 PM
would you like some toast?
I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast; in fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever..no toast!

Would you like a crumpet?
We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes, or bagels; no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potatocakes, and no hot-crossed buns. And definitely, no smeggin' flapjacks!

Given that God is infinite, and that the universe is also infinite... would you like a toasted teacake?
AARRGGHHH!!!!*head explodes*

Ah, you're a waffle man!
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: potatofreek on December 18, 2008, 04:54:03 PM
What is the best size for guitars?

Who is going to be in the Inaugural Parade?

How do the news people manage to get facts completely wrong?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on December 18, 2008, 05:05:35 PM
why you so fruity jesus~

and why arent you rubbing my feet wearing heels all day HURT ;w;
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: RaddaX2 on December 19, 2008, 01:09:12 AM
Where are my Hellsing OVA5 subs? Why has god forsaken me?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 20, 2008, 01:01:59 AM
Quote from: potatofreek on December 18, 2008, 04:54:03 PM
What is the best size for guitars?
Regular.

Who is going to be in the Inaugural Parade?
Everyone and their mother is going to be in it.

How do the news people manage to get facts completely wrong?
Its a fight to be the first to break important news, and somewhere along the line, they get their facts wrong in the rush.

Quote from: Kazuko on December 18, 2008, 05:05:35 PM
why you so fruity jesus~
You know you love it.

and why aren't you rubbing my feet wearing heels all day HURT ;w;
I know why.......'cause you in Tracy.

Quote from: RaddaX2 on December 19, 2008, 01:09:12 AM
Where are my Hellsing OVA5 subs? Why has god forsaken me?
Ask your mother.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on December 20, 2008, 03:18:34 AM
Who do you know that can rock like me?

Can you rock like me?

Old school, or New School?

...truffle?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 20, 2008, 09:29:18 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on December 20, 2008, 03:18:34 AM
Who do you know that can rock like me?
I can't think of anyone.

Can you rock like me?
I can damn well try.

Old school, or New School?
New School , but a bit of Old School.

...truffle?
HUH?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on December 20, 2008, 11:07:06 PM
O: do you use personal cooking trainer DS? cause I made some delicious indian yogurt drinks lassei i think its called

Why cant you remember your jappo X(
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on December 21, 2008, 08:18:59 PM
What's up?
;>_>

Sorry, forgot what I was going to ask next...
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Runewitt on December 21, 2008, 08:51:20 PM
Is it even possible to buy a wii these days?

where can i get a replacement pwoer cord for my sega genesis?

does anyone else here still play Diablo 2?

are you sure you dont want any toast?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on December 21, 2008, 09:34:52 PM
Which do you prefer? Pie or Corn?

Are you ready for a new year?

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 21, 2008, 11:41:52 PM
Quote from: Kazuko on December 20, 2008, 11:07:06 PM
O: do you use personal cooking trainer DS? cause I made some delicious indian yogurt drinks lassei i think its called
I have actually been meaning to pick that up, but haven't found a copy anywhere.

Why cant you remember your jappo X(
Its simple: If you don't use it, you lose it..and I lost it.

Quote from: XpHoBiaX on December 21, 2008, 08:18:59 PM
What's up?
;>_>
Not much.

Sorry, forgot what I was going to ask next...
Fail.

Quote from: Runewitt on December 21, 2008, 08:51:20 PM
Is it even possible to buy a wii these days?
Yup, its possible. Every store that I have gone into recently that carried games had Wii's in stock.

where can i get a replacement power cord for my sega genesis?
Internet?

does anyone else here still play Diablo 2?
Have not played in a long while.

are you sure you dont want any toast?
Yes, I'm sure.

Quote from: Shi_Musouka on December 21, 2008, 09:34:52 PM
Which do you prefer? Pie or Corn?
Pie.

Are you ready for a new year?
I believe so, yes.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: potatofreek on December 22, 2008, 04:36:32 PM
Are yams the same as sweet potatoes?

1+1=?

Coke or Pepsi?

Purple Bunnies.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on December 22, 2008, 04:49:17 PM
Does Dr. Package deliver?  ;) I hope so... heres a shotgun full of questions?
ready?

aim?

Fire!



What is your Microsoft/Xbox live GamerTag?  (for left 4 dead / resident evil 5 purposes )

Overall, have other random (or chosen) co-op players been helpful or hurtful towards you?

Would you play as Chris or Sheeva in the new resident Evil 5 game?

If you knew a friend who was like Wesker (from resident evil series) what would you do?

Could I borrow resident evil umbrella chronicles from you?

Would you work for a company like Umbrella?

Ever played with virus, genetic experiences and monkies?

(notice a trend here? :p)

Have you seen the Resident evil: Degeneration (movie) yet?

While Fighting the zombie apocalypse, what is your personal weapon of choice?

Have you ever fired a weapon before (hand guns etc, etc?)

Would you like to go a firing range sometime?

Would you actually use melee weapons on zombies? (i.e. baseball bat, golf club, knife, katana, chainsaw)

If there was no issue of infection, What would zombie meat taste like?

Would LoLZombies be better than LoLcats?

Would zombies make good pets/friends/workers/companions? (sorta like they did in Shaun of the dead)

Is there such a thing as a 'hot' zombie?

if no one is around and a zombie explodes, what sort of sound does it make?

What ingredients would you find in Zombie repellant ?

How would you make a zombie laugh?

does a zombie ever have to use the bathroom?

How does a zombie make a new friend?

Can Zombies swim?

An entire universe of Zombies vs. Chuck Norris - who would win?




See ya the next time I see ya. Doctor PACKAGE.  :D
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 22, 2008, 07:56:06 PM
Quote from: potatofreek on December 22, 2008, 04:36:32 PM
Are yams the same as sweet potatoes?
No.

1+1=?
KITTY!!!

Coke or Pepsi?
Whatever.

Purple Bunnies.
Que?!

Quote from: Jerry on December 22, 2008, 04:49:17 PM
Does Dr. Package deliver?  ;) I hope so... heres a shotgun full of questions..
ready?

aim?

Fire!
ow, not the leg!


What is your Microsoft/Xbox live GamerTag?  (for left 4 dead / resident evil 5 purposes )
I'll PM it, but it won't really matter since I don't have a 360.

Overall, have other random (or chosen) co-op players been helpful or hurtful towards you?
I haven't had any issues with people when playing games on Steam, except when trying to jump into multiplayer matches in Call of Duty 4; everyone camping spawn points, and launching air strikes.

Would you play as Chris or Sheeva in the new resident Evil 5 game?
No preference.

If you knew a friend who was like Wesker (from resident evil series) what would you do?
Stay on their good side.

Could I borrow resident evil umbrella chronicles from you?
Sure, no problem.

Would you work for a company like Umbrella?
yea.....no.

Ever played with virus, genetic experiences and monkies?
Nope.

(notice a trend here? :p)
lol

Have you seen the Resident evil: Degeneration (movie) yet?
Nope.

While Fighting the zombie apocalypse, what is your personal weapon of choice?
Shotgun.

Have you ever fired a weapon before (hand guns etc, etc?)
Never have.

Would you like to go a firing range sometime?
It would be interesting.

Would you actually use melee weapons on zombies? (i.e. baseball bat, golf club, knife, katana, chainsaw)
Yup.

If there was no issue of infection, What would zombie meat taste like?
Scavenge for food first, then resort to eating zombies if no luck.

Would LoLZombies be better than LoLcats?
Never.
Would zombies make good pets/friends/workers/companions? (sorta like they did in Shaun of the dead)
Probably not.

Is there such a thing as a 'hot' zombie?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

if no one is around and a zombie explodes, what sort of sound does it make?
Not a good one.

What ingredients would you find in Zombie repellent?
Gasoline, shrapnel, gunpowder, and fire.

How would you make a zombie laugh?
Zombie Kitty.

does a zombie ever have to use the bathroom?
Nope.

How does a zombie make a new friend?
Make a new zombie.

Can Zombies swim?
Zombies don't swim...they just sink to the bottom and walk the distance.

An entire universe of Zombies vs. Chuck Norris - who would win?
Chuck Norris.


See ya the next time I see ya. Doctor PACKAGE.  :D
LOL.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: edendreams on December 22, 2008, 10:37:45 PM
WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEING COOL? (hint: there's a song in there)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on December 23, 2008, 12:05:44 AM
Have you ever seen M.D. Geist?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JTchinoy on December 23, 2008, 02:04:08 AM
If you could, would you do Halibel from bleach?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: lyricaldanichan on December 23, 2008, 06:14:59 PM
Quote from: edendreams on December 22, 2008, 10:37:45 PM
WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEING COOL? (hint: there's a song in there)

ICE COLD

ALRIGHTALIGHTALRIGHTALRIGHT


Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 23, 2008, 09:03:33 PM
Quote from: edendreams on December 22, 2008, 10:37:45 PM
WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEING COOL? (hint: there's a song in there)
ICE COLD!


Quote from: Barnes on December 23, 2008, 12:05:44 AM
Have you ever seen M.D. Geist?
Nope.

Quote from: JTchinoy on December 23, 2008, 02:04:08 AM
If you could, would you do Halibel from bleach?
The answer is pretty obvious.....yes.

Quote from: lyricaldanichan on December 23, 2008, 06:14:59 PM
Quote from: edendreams on December 22, 2008, 10:37:45 PM
WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEING COOL? (hint: there's a song in there)

ICE COLD

ALRIGHTALIGHTALRIGHTALRIGHT
el oh el.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on December 23, 2008, 10:36:05 PM
Didja know that Umbrella Corp. has the same ensigna that the 8th Army has?

If I travel to San Diego to tattoo, would you come by to visit?

Do you have any preset plans for fanime?

Where's my tequilla? X]
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 23, 2008, 11:00:55 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on December 23, 2008, 10:36:05 PM
Didja know that Umbrella Corp. has the same ensigna that the 8th Army has?
Why does this sound familiar? I 'MEMBER NOW!

If I travel to San Diego to tattoo, would you come by to visit?
hmm...

Do you have any preset plans for fanime?
not yet, but I'll probably just wing it again.

Where's my tequilla? X]
You'll get it, don't worry.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: RaddaX2 on December 24, 2008, 11:57:04 AM
Are people who live in areas that snow more likely to believe in Santa longer than people who don't?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: potatofreek on December 24, 2008, 03:46:05 PM
Can you do a handstand?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 24, 2008, 09:02:10 PM
Quote from: RaddaX2 on December 24, 2008, 11:57:04 AM
Are people who live in areas that snow more likely to believe in Santa longer than people who don't?
its probably the same amount.

Quote from: potatofreek on December 24, 2008, 03:46:05 PM
Can you do a handstand?
Tried it, can't do it.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Rei-Rei on December 25, 2008, 07:20:59 AM
Do you want to have Bailey's with me?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 25, 2008, 09:56:17 PM
Quote from: Rei-Rei on December 25, 2008, 07:20:59 AM
Do you want to have Bailey's with me?
If you can find me, then yes.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on December 29, 2008, 01:45:52 PM
For the XBOX 360, should I get Guitar Hero World Tour or Rock Band 2?

Maybe I should ask Jerry, but I'll try you. Should I get Super Turbo HD Remix for the 360? (I don't have a PS3 and I'm just considering getting a M$ points card in order to buy it)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 30, 2008, 06:35:48 PM
Quote from: Barnes on December 29, 2008, 01:45:52 PM
For the XBOX 360, should I get Guitar Hero World Tour or Rock Band 2?
Rock Band 2.

Maybe I should ask Jerry, but I'll try you. Should I get Super Turbo HD Remix for the 360? (I don't have a PS3 and I'm just considering getting a M$ points card in order to buy it)
Jerry will probably give the same response, but yes.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Runewitt on December 30, 2008, 08:43:10 PM
how about a toasted tea cake then?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on January 01, 2009, 06:56:50 PM
Quote from: Runewitt on December 30, 2008, 08:43:10 PM
how about a toasted tea cake then?
this is why he ended up in three thousand different pieces.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JohnnyAR on January 02, 2009, 10:34:31 AM
Do you like pound cake?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: potatofreek on January 02, 2009, 01:34:20 PM
Do you like cookies?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on January 02, 2009, 01:39:26 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on December 30, 2008, 06:35:48 PM
Quote from: Barnes on December 29, 2008, 01:45:52 PM
For the XBOX 360, should I get Guitar Hero World Tour or Rock Band 2?
Rock Band 2.

Maybe I should ask Jerry, but I'll try you. Should I get Super Turbo HD Remix for the 360? (I don't have a PS3 and I'm just considering getting a M$ points card in order to buy it)
Jerry will probably give the same response, but yes.

I concur with Dr. O

Although I give props for starting the take home guitar accessory music gaming genre, Rock band 2 (IMO) is better than GHWT mostly because of the following reasons:

Rock band 2 has over 500+ songs because of DLC
GHWT has about 100+ but is still playing catch up.

Rock band 2 allows for the save a band member feature
GHWT does NOT have this feature.

Rockband 2 has slightly more features when it comes to Character Creation
GHWT has boss battles and icons of famous(ish) stars, but little variation


Also with SuperPuzzleFighterII Turbo- hands down get it on Xbox360 - it has actually SEVERAL features that the ps3 version does NOT have.

I also reccomend getting Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (I mean dude, its a pretty freaking epic game).


Time for a question Dr. O

So whats most likely a new year's resolution that you will make,... but unfortunately will have to break for one reason or another.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on January 02, 2009, 02:19:25 PM
Quote from: JohnnyAR on January 02, 2009, 10:34:31 AM
Do you like pound cake?
Its okay.

Quote from: potatofreek on January 02, 2009, 01:34:20 PM
Do you like cookies?
Mmmm....

Quote from: Jerry on January 02, 2009, 01:39:26 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on December 30, 2008, 06:35:48 PM
Quote from: Barnes on December 29, 2008, 01:45:52 PM
For the XBOX 360, should I get Guitar Hero World Tour or Rock Band 2?
Rock Band 2.

Maybe I should ask Jerry, but I'll try you. Should I get Super Turbo HD Remix for the 360? (I don't have a PS3 and I'm just considering getting a M$ points card in order to buy it)
Jerry will probably give the same response, but yes.

I concur with Dr. O

Although I give props for starting the take home guitar accessory music gaming genre, Rock band 2 (IMO) is better than GHWT mostly because of the following reasons:

Rock band 2 has over 500+ songs because of DLC
GHWT has about 100+ but is still playing catch up.

Rock band 2 allows for the save a band member feature
GHWT does NOT have this feature.

Rockband 2 has slightly more features when it comes to Character Creation
GHWT has boss battles and icons of famous(ish) stars, but little variation


Also with SuperPuzzleFighterII Turbo- hands down get it on Xbox360 - it has actually SEVERAL features that the ps3 version does NOT have.

I also reccomend getting Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (I mean dude, its a pretty freaking epic game).


Time for a question Dr. O

So whats most likely a new year's resolution that you will make... but unfortunately will have to break for one reason or another?
That would have to be winning the lottery...but to be serious, it would probably be either finally getting a piercing or a tattoo.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: potatofreek on January 02, 2009, 08:02:39 PM
How about brownies?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on January 02, 2009, 09:40:21 PM
Quote from: potatofreek on January 02, 2009, 08:02:39 PM
How about brownies?
regular please, not the 'special' brownies.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: JohnnyAR on January 02, 2009, 10:20:29 PM
Why not special brownies? They are sooooooooo good!
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Runewitt on January 02, 2009, 11:42:00 PM
Quote from: JohnnyAR on January 02, 2009, 10:20:29 PM
Why not special brownies? They are sooooooooo good!

can they be cooked in a toaster?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: potatofreek on January 03, 2009, 10:03:49 AM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on January 02, 2009, 09:40:21 PM
Quote from: potatofreek on January 02, 2009, 08:02:39 PM
How about brownies?
regular please, not the 'special' brownies.
Ok, do you like regular virtual brownies?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on January 03, 2009, 06:16:20 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on January 02, 2009, 02:19:25 PM
Quote from: Jerry on January 02, 2009, 01:39:26 PM
So whats most likely a new year's resolution that you will make... but unfortunately will have to break for one reason or another?
That would have to be winning the lottery...but to be serious, it would probably be either finally getting a piercing or a tattoo.

Ooh... nifty. Where would this piercing be?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on January 03, 2009, 07:23:43 PM
Quote from: JohnnyAR on January 02, 2009, 10:20:29 PM
Why not special brownies? They are sooooooooo good!
Because I like to remember what happens after I eat food.

Quote from: Runewitt on January 02, 2009, 11:42:00 PM
Quote from: JohnnyAR on January 02, 2009, 10:20:29 PM
Why not special brownies? They are sooooooooo good!
can they be cooked in a toaster?
This is why we had the incident involving the toaster, me, and a 15 pound lump hammer.

Quote from: potatofreek on January 03, 2009, 10:03:49 AM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on January 02, 2009, 09:40:21 PM
Quote from: potatofreek on January 02, 2009, 08:02:39 PM
How about brownies?
regular please, not the 'special' brownies.
Ok, do you like regular virtual brownies?
No, because I can't actually eat virtual brownies.

Quote from: Shi_Musouka on January 03, 2009, 06:16:20 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on January 02, 2009, 02:19:25 PM
Quote from: Jerry on January 02, 2009, 01:39:26 PM
So whats most likely a new year's resolution that you will make... but unfortunately will have to break for one reason or another?
That would have to be winning the lottery...but to be serious, it would probably be either finally getting a piercing or a tattoo.

Ooh... nifty. Where would this piercing be?
The typical place, on my ear.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on January 05, 2009, 12:05:38 AM
There is an upcoming film called "The Unborn".
Is it related to the 1994 film "The Unborn 2"?

Confusing, isn't it?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on January 05, 2009, 11:22:17 PM
Quote from: Barnes on January 05, 2009, 12:05:38 AM
There is an upcoming film called "The Unborn".
Is it related to the 1994 film "The Unborn 2"?
Not in any way that I can think of, no.

Confusing, isn't it?
To some people, yes.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on January 05, 2009, 11:37:54 PM
are you going to keep yo baby ;O just cause I wont be the father


did you watch bromance \o/
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on January 07, 2009, 12:32:08 AM
Quote from: Kazuko on January 05, 2009, 11:37:54 PM
are you going to keep yo baby ;O just cause I wont be the father
el oh el.

did you watch bromance \o/
I no has MTV.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on January 10, 2009, 06:05:04 AM
So whats your 2 cents about the NEW DOCTOR?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Runewitt on January 10, 2009, 06:22:57 PM
What the hell happened to Mexico that made someone decide we needed a New one?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Shi_Musouka on January 10, 2009, 06:31:15 PM
Have you been eating your fruits and vegetables lately(if ever at all)?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on January 10, 2009, 11:17:55 PM
Quote from: Jerry on January 10, 2009, 06:05:04 AM
So whats your 2 cents about the NEW DOCTOR?
He looks....different; not bad different, just.....different. In a nutshell, he is going to have to prove himself, because David Tennant has pretty much set the bar for right now.

Quote from: Runewitt on January 10, 2009, 06:22:57 PM
What the hell happened to Mexico that made someone decide we needed a New one?
Same thing that happened to New England.

Quote from: Shi_Musouka on January 10, 2009, 06:31:15 PM
Have you been eating your fruits and vegetables lately(if ever at all)?
No.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on January 14, 2009, 12:32:35 AM
I'm thinking about buying Gurren Lagann episodes. But I don't know what to pick.

Buy the eps. from iTunes, or find a good deal on region 1 dvds? (PS: I liked the dub, if that helps you answer my question)

If Kamina were an F-Zero racer, what would his machine be called?

What if Jerry was an F-Zero racer?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Runewitt on January 14, 2009, 01:31:03 AM
Would you be interested in going to Century 12 theatres at Hayward to watch Sword of the Stranger?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on January 17, 2009, 12:45:49 AM
Quote from: Barnes on January 14, 2009, 12:32:35 AM
I'm thinking about buying Gurren Lagann episodes. But I don't know what to pick.

Buy the eps. from iTunes, or find a good deal on region 1 dvds? (PS: I liked the dub, if that helps you answer my question)
Try to find a deal on the DVDs; shoot, I'm waiting for bandai to release the entire series in one huge boxset(I haven't heard the dub yet, so I'll see how it sounds, but right now I am partial to the JP voices).

If Kamina were an F-Zero racer, what would his machine be called?
I can't even begin to imagine the possible list of names that would qualify for that.

What if Jerry was an F-Zero racer?
His machine would look exactly like an Xterra.

Quote from: Runewitt on January 14, 2009, 01:31:03 AM
Would you be interested in going to Century 12 theatres at Hayward to watch Sword of the Stranger?
I don't travel through Hayward much, but maybe.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: G.I.R on January 17, 2009, 01:01:33 AM
If you could pick a theme for a new Frys store, What would it be?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on January 17, 2009, 02:15:54 AM
Quote from: G.I.R on January 17, 2009, 01:01:33 AM
If you could pick a theme for a new Frys store, What would it be?
Crap, that's a damn good question.....I'm just throwing a curveball here, but I would say something akin to the city of Rapture from Bioshock.......y'know, before they all went crazy and stuff.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: G.I.R on January 17, 2009, 01:25:43 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on January 17, 2009, 02:15:54 AM
Quote from: G.I.R on January 17, 2009, 01:01:33 AM
If you could pick a theme for a new Frys store, What would it be?
Crap, that's a damn good question.....I'm just throwing a curveball here, but I would say something akin to the city of Rapture from Bioshock.......y'know, before they all went crazy and stuff.
lol!  That's better than the "Alice in Wonderland" one in Woodland Hills.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on January 17, 2009, 08:46:21 PM
Should I wait till after FanimeCon to buy the Gurren Lagann dvds?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: G.I.R on January 18, 2009, 12:57:10 AM
Does Red Bull really give you wings?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on January 18, 2009, 10:10:44 PM
Quote from: Barnes on January 17, 2009, 08:46:21 PM
Should I wait till after FanimeCon to buy the Gurren Lagann dvds?
They tend to cost a bit more in the Dealers' Room, but if you can find a really good deal during the con, then go for it(but check various stores first a few days before con to see the current prices).

Quote from: G.I.R on January 18, 2009, 12:57:10 AM
Does Red Bull really give you wings?
Hell No.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Runewitt on January 18, 2009, 11:08:22 PM
Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on January 20, 2009, 01:23:57 AM
WHY can't I SLEEP?!?!?! T_T
Why is it that I always feel the need to move/fidget?
Why am I ITCHING?!?!?!?

If you win the lottery, remember me? O_o
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: rude32 on January 20, 2009, 10:12:42 AM
Does Master Shake bring all the boys to the yard?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on January 20, 2009, 11:43:38 AM
what would be the most kick ass gift you could get this year?

I'm still plotting your demise.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

you and your sonic screwdriver should be shaking right now :)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on January 20, 2009, 12:55:44 PM
Quote from: Runewitt on January 18, 2009, 11:08:22 PM
Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego?
At the bottom of the Atlantic, sleepin' with the fishes. *evil grin*

Quote from: XpHoBiaX on January 20, 2009, 01:23:57 AM
WHY can't I SLEEP?!?!?! T_T
Insomnia much?

Why is it that I always feel the need to move/fidget?
You don't like just staying put.

Why am I ITCHING?!?!?!?
Now that I don't know.

If you win the lottery, remember me? O_o
Deal.

Quote from: rude32 on January 20, 2009, 10:12:42 AM
Does Master Shake bring all the boys to the yard?
HAHAHAHA........Meatwad brings 'em.

Quote from: Jerry on January 20, 2009, 11:43:38 AM
what would be the most kick ass gift you could get this year?
I think you know that already, and that is still in the process of being earned.

I'm still plotting your demise.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Crap!!!

you and your sonic screwdriver should be shaking right now :)
If I still had my sonic screwdriver, it would indeed be shaking.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Moondancer on January 20, 2009, 01:26:40 PM
What do you think of the 44th President, Barack Hussein Obama?

Also what did you think of his inaugural address if you caught it?

(On my own note, it's the first time in a long time I felt hope for the U.S.)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on January 20, 2009, 01:39:46 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on January 20, 2009, 12:55:44 PM
Quote from: Jerry on January 20, 2009, 11:43:38 AM
what would be the most kick ass gift you could get this year?
I think you know that already, and that is still in the process of being earned.


Actually there's a secret gift(s) possibly in the works as well. So secret, I've swore my life or suffer the consequences of rabid ninja cats covered in black paint. (imagines the paws of paint)  ???

Oh no, i have said too much, and i too now also fear for my life.

Whats your 2 cents on some of the new SFIV characters?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on January 20, 2009, 02:17:19 PM
Quote from: Moondancer on January 20, 2009, 01:26:40 PM
What do you think of the 44th President, Barack Hussein Obama?
before I answer that, I have to get this out of my system: alot of people have made a big deal over his middle name being 'Hussein'; That is a bunch of crap, IMO. His middle name(or his whole name, in fact) is not important, but it is his actions that will matter. For those people making a big deal over his name, I say this: Shut the hell up.

Now for the question: There has never been this much excitement over a president since Bill Clinton took office, IIRC. He currently has the highest approval rating of any president so far(I may be wrong about that). Now what do I think about him? Not much, really. I am sure he will fix alot of things that have gone wrong in the past few years, and has made some good choices for his new cabinet, but right now he has to work his ass off to make that happen. His first six months in office will give a good description of how the next four years will be.


Also what did you think of his inaugural address if you caught it?
I was still asleep at that point, but I did manage to watch the vehicle procession to the white house, and am currently watching the parade right now.

(On my own note, it's the first time in a long time I felt hope for the U.S.)
Its been the first time in a long time for a lot of people, trust me. Its the first time that I have actually cared for a president and for this country's future.

Quote from: Jerry on January 20, 2009, 01:39:46 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on January 20, 2009, 12:55:44 PM
Quote from: Jerry on January 20, 2009, 11:43:38 AM
what would be the most kick ass gift you could get this year?
I think you know that already, and that is still in the process of being earned.

Actually there's a secret gift(s) possibly in the works as well. So secret, I've swore my life or suffer the consequences of rabid ninja cats covered in black paint. (imagines the paws of paint) ???
Crap.*begins to ponder what Jerry has planned*

Oh no, i have said too much, and i too now also fear for my life.
LOL.

Whats your 2 cents on some of the new SFIV characters?
Part of me says this their response to some of the new characters in Tekken 6, and another part says that since SF4 actually takes place between 2 and 3, it is a easy way to flesh out the roster. I can't really say much else regarding the new characters, since I have yet to play the game.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on January 23, 2009, 12:22:15 PM
Yo Dr. O!

So. I read an article about games semi fighting with the 2nd hand market (i.e. Gamestop and etc) by fighting with Limited edition games (like Resident evil 5, and SFIV special uber editions)  and special DLC thats only available for (new) buyers via limited promo codes.

Question1: Do you think these limited editions are worth it?

Question2: Whats your 2 cents on companies trying to combat the used industry like that? :P
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on January 23, 2009, 07:25:23 PM
Quote from: Jerry on January 23, 2009, 12:22:15 PM
Yo Dr. O!

So. I read an article about games semi fighting with the 2nd hand market (i.e. Gamestop and etc) by fighting with Limited edition games (like Resident evil 5, and SFIV special uber editions)  and special DLC thats only available for (new) buyers via limited promo codes.

Question1: Do you think these limited editions are worth it?
If the difference between the regular and limited editions is just a code for a special in-game item/weapon/character, then no(exceptions to the rule exist).

Question2: Whats your 2 cents on companies trying to combat the used industry like that? :P
Limited/Special Editions have existed for a long time now, so I wouldn't exactly say they are combating the used industry with that, but I know what you are saying(the majority of EB/Gamestop/etc. revenue comes from the sale of used games/consoles).

Since people sell their games back to those types of stores, any money made from the resale of said games goes back to them, not the publisher/developer(since they already earned their money when the game was purchased the first time around brand new); I know it sucks, but that's how it is.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on January 26, 2009, 09:21:32 AM
Hey Dr. O

ever figure out which Zodiac animal you are?  :)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on January 26, 2009, 05:27:30 PM
Quote from: Jerry on January 26, 2009, 09:21:32 AM
Hey Dr. O

ever figure out which Zodiac animal you are?  :)
Tiger, baby!
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Rei-Rei on January 26, 2009, 09:35:12 PM
Otaku, are you 24 next year??
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on January 26, 2009, 09:57:28 PM
Quote from: Rei-Rei on January 26, 2009, 09:35:12 PM
Otaku, are you 24 next year??
I turn 23 this year, so yes.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Runewitt on January 27, 2009, 12:30:06 AM
Doctor O, if you combined your lunar zodiac animal with your western zodiac, what would you have?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on January 27, 2009, 12:57:44 AM
Quote from: Runewitt on January 27, 2009, 12:30:06 AM
Doctor O, if you combined your lunar zodiac animal with your western zodiac, what would you have?
IIRC, I believe it would be a Piscean Fire Tiger.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on January 27, 2009, 08:06:05 AM
so what does T.A.R.D.I.S   stand for?

I actually dont know.  ???

oh and have you made a birthday "to do" list?

scheme of your birthday attack is still in semi "procrastination" mode. :P

oh and do you think - House of the Dead: Overkill will be a good game?
Should I add it to my bday wish list?

Also which system should I get Street Fighter IV and Resident evil 5 on?
Should i get them on Xbox 360 or Ps3?  ???
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on January 27, 2009, 04:30:03 PM
Sorry for the double post, but i just saw this on www.Gamestop.com

so it looks like in classic nintendo stride... apparently the Wii is re-releasing Gamecube games as Wii games with wii-mote+ nunchuck control scheme...

Ironically since you cant find NEW Gamecube games sold anywhere, I suppose this makes sense.

Your 2 cents Dr. O ?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on January 27, 2009, 08:18:23 PM
Quote from: Jerry on January 27, 2009, 08:06:05 AM
so what does T.A.R.D.I.S   stand for?
I actually dont know.  ???
It stands for "Time And Relative Dimension In Space".

oh and have you made a birthday "to do" list?
Actually, I have not; I will probably think of something eventually.....or we can just hit Dave and Busters or Golfland and work our way from there.

scheme of your birthday attack is still in semi "procrastination" mode. :P
Heh.

oh and do you think - House of the Dead: Overkill will be a good game?
That's a better name than just adding a different numerical value to the end of the title.

Should I add it to my bday wish list?
If you wish.

Also which system should I get Street Fighter IV and Resident evil 5 on?
Should i get them on Xbox 360 or Ps3?  ???
Both on 360.

Quote from: Jerry on January 27, 2009, 04:30:03 PM
Sorry for the double post, but i just saw this on www.Gamestop.com

so it looks like in classic nintendo stride... apparently the Wii is re-releasing Gamecube games as Wii games with wii-mote+ nunchuck control scheme...

Ironically since you cant find NEW Gamecube games sold anywhere, I suppose this makes sense.

Your 2 cents Dr. O ?
From my simple standpoint, I see it as an easy way for Nintendo to print some easy money; from another perspective, some of the games being re-released are a wee bit harder to find used right now, plus the new control scheme may drastically change the gameplay, depending on said game(Pikmin will probably benefit from this the most).
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on February 13, 2009, 03:21:52 PM
Hi Dr.O

How has your Friday the 13th gone so far?

Have you seen any black cats today?

Seen any UFO's today?

Seen any Sasquaches?

Seen any Unicorns?

Seen any mythical Creatures?

Seen Jesus lately?

Whats the last video game PC you played?

Whats the last Console game you played?

Whats the last standing arcade game you played?

What was the last Action Game you played?

What was the last RPG Game you played?

What was the last Racing Game you played?

What was your all time game of 2008 for you?

Whats your predicition of which game will be your game of the year for 2009?

How do you like the new Doctor for the doctor who series so far?

Are you looking forward to next week? [u know why im asking this]

Do you think you will be able to remember next week?

How Many bottles of Tequilla Rose would the good Doctor like to consume?

How many ladies would u like to be smothered by?

Ever been to Hooters?

Ever been spanked by a random girl in public? [this is a loaded question by the way]

Would you ever picture yourself wearing the Hooters uniform?

Have you played Twister when tipsy?

Would you play video games, board games drunk?

Think u would be better sober or drunk?

Is this gonna be a year to remember?

... :D 
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on February 13, 2009, 07:22:54 PM
Quote from: Jerry on February 13, 2009, 03:21:52 PM
Note: These questions were answered after Friday the 13th & Valentines' Day.

Hi Dr.O
Hi.

How has your Friday the 13th gone so far?
it went pretty good.

Have you seen any black cats today?
No, I didn't.

Seen any UFO's today?
I didn't see any UFO's, but I did see a few blue boxes.

Seen any Sasquaches?
Nope.

Seen any Unicorns?
Nope.

Seen any mythical Creatures?
Being where I was(ironically), no.

Seen Jesus lately?
Nope.

Whats the last video game PC you played?
I got back to playing Gears of War on the PC, recently.

Whats the last Console game you played?
Art Style: Cubello.

Whats the last standing arcade game you played?
Now that I can't remember.

What was the last Action Game you played?
Gears of War on the PC.

What was the last RPG Game you played?
*thinks* Is Monster Hunter considered a RPG? I think it is...

What was the last Racing Game you played?
Maximum Tune.

What was your all time game of 2008 for you?
Of the games I have actually played, either Left 4 Dead or Gears of War 2.

Whats your prediction of which game will be your game of the year for 2009?
That's actually a tough one...if it actually does come out, probably Diablo 3.

How do you like the new Doctor for the doctor who series so far?
I can't really say anything on him, since he will not appear until Series/Season 5 in 2010.

Are you looking forward to next week? [u know why I'm asking this]
Yes(PARTY!!!) and No(Steve is gonna get us all wasted, and I now know rum is not my friend).

Do you think you will be able to remember next week?
God, I hope so.

How Many bottles of Tequilla Rose would the good Doctor like to consume?
Dude, I barely ever finish one, and they always end up at someone's house.

How many ladies would u like to be smothered by?
Let's see if this happens before I start to bring up a number.

Ever been to Hooters?
Nope.

Ever been spanked by a random girl in public? [this is a loaded question by the way]
Nope.

Would you ever picture yourself wearing the Hooters uniform?
No, god no.

Have you played Twister when tipsy?
Well, not tipsy.

Would you play video games, board games drunk?
This is gonna happen, isn't it? oh dear....

Think u would be better sober or drunk?
Just don't load me with rum, I discovered rum makes me a bit emo.

Is this gonna be a year to remember?
Dunno about the year.....this weekend, maybe.
... :D
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on February 16, 2009, 01:52:22 AM
how about u forget to answer these questions on sunday and answer me this one:

what time will you be back on Sunday/ [even though its Monday AM morning]and when will i be able to see the expression on your Doctor face when I give you the package i got from Microsoft....

ya heard me. Call ME ASAP to make the exchange of your life. :D
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on February 16, 2009, 06:25:51 PM
Quote from: Jerry on February 16, 2009, 01:52:22 AM
how about u forget to answer these questions on sunday and answer me this one:

what time will you be back on Sunday/ [even though its Monday AM morning]and when will i be able to see the expression on your Doctor face when I give you the package i got from Microsoft....

ya heard me. Call ME ASAP to make the exchange of your life. :D
:o My jaw just dropped.

Wait til Friday or Saturday, preferably Saturday; I brought you something from Gallifrey One...and make sure Lok, Jeanine, and Kegan go, because I got each of them something too...Especially Jeanine.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: G.I.R on February 16, 2009, 07:33:56 PM
So, Did you see the new opening for The Simpsons (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZGz1Ajg7QU) last night?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Gatsby on February 16, 2009, 08:35:32 PM
Did you have a dream last night?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on February 16, 2009, 09:43:19 PM
Quote from: G.I.R on February 16, 2009, 07:33:56 PM
So, Did you see the new opening for The Simpsons (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZGz1Ajg7QU) last night?
A) No, I did not see it, since I was stuck in LAX, waiting for a flight that got delayed 2 1/2 hours(I made it home just before midnight)
B) Its horrible, absolutely horrible; They should have just re-drawn the original intro instead of making massive changes to it.

Quote from: Darth_Diclonius on February 16, 2009, 08:35:32 PM
Did you have a dream last night?
No, I actually did not have a dream last night.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on April 21, 2009, 12:10:43 AM
*shameless bump*
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Runewitt on April 21, 2009, 12:20:54 AM
Dr.O, why hasnt anyone posted here in a while, is it because they no longer need you?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Piccahoe on April 21, 2009, 12:54:14 PM
Quote from: Ska_Kitti on September 07, 2006, 09:33:00 PM
A man lives on the top floor and takes the elevator down every day to work, but takes the stairs to get home. Why?

He's a midget with a umbrella. He takes the stairs whenever its sunny and the elevator when its raining (he uses his umbrella to press the up button).



What makes you an Otaku?  ???
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on April 22, 2009, 08:46:09 PM
Quote from: Runewitt on April 21, 2009, 12:20:54 AM
Dr.O, why hasnt anyone posted here in a while, is it because they no longer need you?
Two possible answers to this:
1)No one is able to come up with decent questions anymore
2)People no longer see the appeal in the thread.


Quote from: Piccahoe on April 21, 2009, 12:54:14 PM
What makes you an Otaku????
Well, my forum name is a quick tell: I am not a full-on Otaku. I don't have a crapload of figurines, or my room completely covered in anime posters, or stacks upon stacks of manga; I don't worship Naruto and I don't consider Dragonball Z to be the best show ever made in the history of japanese animation.

I simply like anime and certain things that stem from it. Heck, you could probably name a series/movie off the top of your head and I have either: never seen it, or never finished it.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: BumbleB on April 26, 2009, 09:50:40 AM
Why do some dubs sound AMAZING and others just suck?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Liquid on April 27, 2009, 08:37:29 AM
How did you aquire a TARDIS?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on April 27, 2009, 01:16:37 PM
Wanna hang out if you're attending fanime? It's been hella days since I last visited.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on April 28, 2009, 10:54:19 PM
Quote from: BumbleB on April 26, 2009, 09:50:40 AM
Why do some dubs sound AMAZING and others just suck?
Easiest explanation is that it all depends on who is cast for each character.

Quote from: Liquid on April 27, 2009, 08:37:29 AM
How did you acquire a TARDIS?
Same way I acquired a Sonic Screwdriver: I just did.

Quote from: XpHoBiaX on April 27, 2009, 01:16:37 PM
Wanna hang out if you're attending fanime? It's been hella days since I last visited.
If everything goes according to plan and I am able to go this year, then I'd love to hang out.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on April 30, 2009, 07:57:27 AM
Have you seen my sanity? It's bright and shiny and totaly down to earh.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: rude32 on April 30, 2009, 08:19:33 AM
Will you be having a sexy party at con? And if so can I join?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on April 30, 2009, 11:47:42 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on April 30, 2009, 07:57:27 AM
Have you seen my sanity? It's bright and shiny and totally down to earh.
nope, haven't seen anything yet; I'll let you know if it turns up.

Quote from: rude32 on April 30, 2009, 08:19:33 AM
Will you be having a sexy party at con? And if so can I join?
Ha, I wish; If you want a sexy party, then you're going have to make it yourself.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on May 01, 2009, 09:19:21 PM
Moose?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Runewitt on May 02, 2009, 07:09:41 PM
what happened to Frank the Wonder Llama?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: BumbleB on May 02, 2009, 07:29:51 PM
Why is cosplay a fun but expensive hobby?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on May 02, 2009, 11:33:25 PM
Quote from: XpHoBiaX on May 01, 2009, 09:19:21 PM
Moose?
RUN!!!

Quote from: Runewitt on May 02, 2009, 07:09:41 PM
what happened to Frank the Wonder Llama?
I don't know......(pushes black garbage bag into closet)

Quote from: BumbleB on May 02, 2009, 07:29:51 PM
Why is cosplay a fun but expensive hobby?
It just is.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Gekido 87 on May 02, 2009, 11:47:10 PM
Mr. O does haveing a large collection of anime OST is still considered being an Otaku?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on May 10, 2009, 02:31:22 AM
Quote from: Gekido 87 on May 02, 2009, 11:47:10 PM
Mr. O, does having a large collection of anime OST still considered being an Otaku?
I believe so.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Mister_E on May 10, 2009, 06:25:02 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on May 10, 2009, 02:31:22 AM
Quote from: Gekido 87 on May 02, 2009, 11:47:10 PM
Mr. O, does having a large collection of anime OST still considered being an Otaku?
I believe so.
What would you concider as "large"?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: XpHoBiaX on May 15, 2009, 09:25:25 PM
Should I bring a colorful box to fanime?
What should I call the box?
Should the box be ginormous, or small and simple?
Shiny??
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on May 17, 2009, 03:57:41 PM
Why is the byob board gone?

EDIT: Damn me.  :-[
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on May 17, 2009, 09:04:45 PM
Quote from: Mister_E on May 10, 2009, 06:25:02 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on May 10, 2009, 02:31:22 AM
Quote from: Gekido 87 on May 02, 2009, 11:47:10 PM
Mr. O, does having a large collection of anime OST still considered being an Otaku?
I believe so.
What would you consider as "large"?
Probably anything exceeding 50 or 100, whichever comes first.


Quote from: XpHoBiaX on May 15, 2009, 09:25:25 PM
Should I bring a colorful box to fanime?
Oooooh, colorful.
What should I call the box?
The Great Box of Color.
Should the box be ginormous, or small and simple?
Small and simple.
Shiny??
Ooooooh.

Quote from: Barnes on May 17, 2009, 03:57:41 PM
Why is the byob board gone?
My guess: It got way out of hand to the point where it had to be taken out back, behind the barn, and plugged with two shells of buckshot point-blank.....just like the first Lassie after his career went down the crapper.

Gurren Lagann: Am I the only person who doesn't blame Yoko for
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
You can just give a simple yes or no answer. That is all. XD
You probably didn't realize this, but I have yet to watch anything past Episode 6 of TTGL, so you pretty much destroyed about half of the whole series right there(I already knew about Person #1 through the first Gurren Lagann movie but i didn't know about Person #2).

Thanks for that.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Barnes on May 17, 2009, 11:44:53 PM
Oops.  :-[
Why do I feel guilty now?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Kazuko on May 18, 2009, 01:30:15 AM
Why arent you giving me tacos =(
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: rude32 on May 18, 2009, 08:19:22 AM
Quotejust like the first Lassie after his career went down the crapper.

So why did Lassie's career go down the crapper? Was it the drug use, or the fact that Lassie lost that youthful look and no one wanted to see an old dog?

QuoteWhy arent you giving me tacos =(

If you decide to give away free tacos, can I have one?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on May 19, 2009, 11:43:17 AM
Quote from: TonyI was just about to post to the thread about not ogling women, and... it's just a mess here, now. I can still see the twisted wreckage.

I wonder how this will end. I can only see anarchy. Not that it was paradise to begin with... but maybe something can good come out of this.(I mean, beyond my advice about not ogling women.)

So if Tony had his own panel about "advise on not ogling women" would you go?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on May 19, 2009, 04:25:33 PM
Quote from: Barnes on May 17, 2009, 11:44:53 PM
Oops.  :-[
Why do I feel guilty now?
Because Raptor Jesus would have wanted it that way.

Quote from: Kazuko on May 18, 2009, 01:30:15 AM
Why aren't you giving me tacos =(
Why aren't you giving me money? Tacos don't grow on trees.

Quote from: rude32 on May 18, 2009, 08:19:22 AM
Quotejust like the first Lassie after his career went down the crapper.

So why did Lassie's career go down the crapper? Was it the drug use, or the fact that Lassie lost that youthful look and no one wanted to see an old dog?
A little from column A, a little from column B.

QuoteWhy aren't you giving me tacos =(

If you decide to give away free tacos, can I have one?
MINE!!!


Quote from: Jerry on May 19, 2009, 11:43:17 AM
Quote from: TonyI was just about to post to the thread about not ogling women, and... it's just a mess here, now. I can still see the twisted wreckage.

I wonder how this will end. I can only see anarchy. Not that it was paradise to begin with... but maybe something can good come out of this.(I mean, beyond my advice about not ogling women.)

So if Tony had his own panel about "advise on not ogling women" would you go?
Oh jeez, I would go just to see what happens.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Mister_E on May 27, 2009, 05:04:38 PM
How scary was that Hentai we all saw on the last night?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: rude32 on May 27, 2009, 07:33:33 PM
What is the name of the hentai you all saw on the last night?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on May 29, 2009, 11:11:41 PM
Quote from: Mister_E on May 27, 2009, 05:04:38 PM
How scary was that Hentai we all saw on the last night?
I only saw a few minutes of it, but words cannot describe what I saw in that room....*shudders*

Quote from: rude32 on May 27, 2009, 07:33:33 PM
What is the name of the hentai you all saw on the last night?
Truth be told, I have absolutely no idea what it was called, and I don't wanna know. Ever.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: rude32 on May 30, 2009, 03:04:12 AM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on May 29, 2009, 11:11:41 PM
Quote from: Mister_E on May 27, 2009, 05:04:38 PM
How scary was that Hentai we all saw on the last night?
I only saw a few minutes of it, but words cannot describe what I saw in that room....*shudders*

Quote from: rude32 on May 27, 2009, 07:33:33 PM
What is the name of the hentai you all saw on the last night?
Truth be told, I have absolutely no idea what it was called, and I don't wanna know. Ever.
Alright I'll take your word for it. I know it's not a question, but can I get a reply?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on May 30, 2009, 11:47:04 PM
Quote from: rude32 on May 30, 2009, 03:04:12 AM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on May 29, 2009, 11:11:41 PM
Quote from: Mister_E on May 27, 2009, 05:04:38 PM
How scary was that Hentai we all saw on the last night?
I only saw a few minutes of it, but words cannot describe what I saw in that room....*shudders*

Quote from: rude32 on May 27, 2009, 07:33:33 PM
What is the name of the hentai you all saw on the last night?
Truth be told, I have absolutely no idea what it was called, and I don't wanna know. Ever.
Alright I'll take your word for it. I know it's not a question, but can I get a reply?
To what the hentai was? I have no idea, but you might want to ask whoever was in charge of creating the playlist for that night.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Mister_E on May 31, 2009, 12:20:36 AM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on May 30, 2009, 11:47:04 PM
Quote from: rude32 on May 30, 2009, 03:04:12 AM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on May 29, 2009, 11:11:41 PM
Quote from: Mister_E on May 27, 2009, 05:04:38 PM
How scary was that Hentai we all saw on the last night?
I only saw a few minutes of it, but words cannot describe what I saw in that room....*shudders*

Quote from: rude32 on May 27, 2009, 07:33:33 PM
What is the name of the hentai you all saw on the last night?
Truth be told, I have absolutely no idea what it was called, and I don't wanna know. Ever.
Alright I'll take your word for it. I know it's not a question, but can I get a reply?
To what the hentai was? I have no idea, but you might want to ask whoever was in charge of creating the playlist for that night.
Did you see the guy taking the photos of you with all your WTF looks outside the room?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on May 31, 2009, 08:10:30 PM
Quote from: Mister_E on May 31, 2009, 12:20:36 AM
Did you see the guy taking the photos of you with all your WTF looks outside the room?
Well, its kinda hard not to see him when he is standing like two feet away from your face. To whoever that guy was: can I get some copies of my WTF face, please?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on December 11, 2009, 10:58:58 AM
* revives thread with Difibrilator pads *
CLEAR! - *buzzes Jolts *

Wondering if Dr. O even checks this thread anymore... oh well Time for questions!

How's Life in LA treating you Dr. O ?

Is Modern Warefare 2 that bad ass of a game?

Talk about a random adventure that you've had in So Cal.

Is there any restaurants / Dives, Drives, Diners that you would recommend?

Have you visited the Japan town or China town in your area?

Are the homless / bums in the area nice ?

How's the mass transit down there?

Does it "feel" safer than your own neighborhood?

will you be able to make it to Fanime ?

I have your black Xbox controller, how did you want me to get that to you?

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: ELDEMONIO on December 11, 2009, 11:02:40 AM
Why is Jerry asking a bunch of questions to you? ???

And also, does this dress make me look fat?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on December 11, 2009, 01:29:03 PM
Quote from: Jerry on December 11, 2009, 10:58:58 AM
* revives thread with Difibrilator pads *
CLEAR! - *buzzes Jolts *
huh..whusgoinonhur....oh wow, so much dust and cobwebs.

Wondering if Dr. O even checks this thread anymore... oh well Time for questions!
As long as I still get questions, I'll keep checking every now and then.

How's Life in LA treating you Dr. O ?
Technically, I live just outside of LA but still close enough; right now, its pretty boring.

Is Modern Warfare 2 that bad ass of a game?
Depends on which portion of the game you ask about:
*The single player is a good length(depending on which difficulty you play with), but still fun. Its like a Michael Bay movie, so to speak.
*SpecOps Mode is lots of fun, but the farther you progress within that mode, its like torture; the difficulty ramps up, the objectives get harder, but for some reason, you just keep coming back for more. (Sidenote: I'm only about a 1/3 done with SpecOps)
*Multiplayer is where at least 70% of everyone that got the game on launch day started playing(I went through single-player, then hit multi afterward). The bulk of the replay factor(and where everyone gets their $59.99+tax worth) comes from here; multiple gametypes, a level progression system, weapon/accessory unlocks after completing certain challenges, and a random tactical nuke here and there(I'm still amazed when someone gets 25 kills in a row to launch one). As of right now, I should be Level 30 at the moment, with max being 70(once you hit 70, Prestige Mode kicks in; at that point, you can either stay 70, or go back to Lvl.1 and keep all your unlocks, but you get a special emblem/insignia/marker........this can be done 10 times.)


Talk about a random adventure that you've had in So Cal.
Its pretty random, but didnt turn into an adventure until maybe 30 minutes into it: day after arriving down here, I took my car and decided to "explore", so to speak; my original objective was to find the mall. Apparently I overshot that, and not knowing it I kept on driving. To make a long story short, I stayed on city streets, and ended up driving the long way around and ended up near Hollywood&Highland (Complete tourist trap, unless you have business down there). Walked around a bit, and went back home....the same way.

Is there any restaurants / Dives, Drives, Diners that you would recommend?
No; Even though I've already been down here for a little more than 3 months, my car insurance got taken away/expired a little after, so no car to explore, and I don't really know the transit system down here. Couple that with no job, and that equals "can't really do much".

Have you visited the Japan town or China town in your area?
Thankfully, I was able to go there before insurance ran out. There are three main places in Little Tokyo that are worth seeing(Little Tokyo Shopping Center, Little Tokyo Mall, and another whose name I can't remember), while the rest of the surrounding area isn't that notable(LT is near downtown which is near Skid Row....downtown is scary, I'll say that). It is a nice area to check out, but not much else.

Are the homeless / bums in the area nice?
In the city where I live, I haven't really seen any, but go to downtown LA.......wow.

How's the mass transit down there?
The further you head in to LA, the more confusing it appears to get.

Does it "feel" safer than your own neighborhood?
YES.

will you be able to make it to Fanime ?
HELL YES. There are still things I need to do there.

I have your black Xbox controller, how did you want me to get that to you?
Hold onto it for right now, I'll think of something.....


Quote from: DarkShinigamiX3 on December 11, 2009, 11:02:40 AM
Why is Jerry asking a bunch of questions to you? ???
The whole point behind this thread was for people to ask me random questions, and I would answer them....you probably won't get the answer you expected, but you still get an answer (It's pretty much all for amusement).

And also, does this dress make me look fat?
Uhhhh......................*runs off and hides* Hehe, no one will ever find me in my Enchanted Box of Hiding......
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: G.I.R on June 28, 2010, 06:15:32 PM
So,  Wassup?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 01, 2010, 12:21:12 PM
Quote from: G.I.R on June 28, 2010, 06:15:32 PM
So,  Wassup?
*frantically digging, trying to hide the charred bodies and evidence* oh, not much...oh this, nah this is some..uh, some compost...yea, that what it is. *tries to look innocent while determining if you're a threat*
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuya on July 01, 2010, 03:13:38 PM
What's your opinion now that this thread is alive again?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on July 01, 2010, 03:37:16 PM
*phoenix downs* this thread! woot Life!

Jerry's shotgun full of questions- hope your ready for it Dr. O.  - this is gonna be good. :)

So in fifty words or less, How epic was was your Fanime 2010 experience? [doesnt really have to be fifty words]

What was the most epic cosplay you saw at Fanime 2010?

What was THE moment that made your year [at Fanime or in general life]?

What do you have planned for the 4th of July?

If you could make up your random holiday [like they do in those vegas commercials] what would the date be and what would this holiday celebrate?

What are you doing at this exact moment ? [besides posting on the Fanime forums]

If you kept up with E3 news... what do you think is going to be epic this gaming holiday 2010?

What game(s) are a must buy now, recently, or in the future?

Can you believe all the new faces [ i mean screen names here on the forums now? ] ?

Going to AX this year?

Why do we always blame AX ?

Do you believe the rumors that this might be the LAST year of AX ? What have you heard?

Going to Comic? Wish you could sneak yourself and all your nerdy epic friends into Comic Con?

What celebrity would you glomp on sight if you saw him/her at Comic Con [assuming you wouldnt be arrested, beated back etc...]

If you could make your own anime/video live action movie, what would it be?
what actors/actresses would be cast in such an epic movie?

What is the MUST SEE movie of the summer/fall of 2010?

What do you REALLY think of the 'marriage' or Marvel & Disney?

Do you think its possible that Pixar [& Disney] can actually make a 'BAD" movie?

Was my costume of Russell from [Pixar's UP] really that good?

Do you believe the rumors that 4chan & Cgl community are NOT making fun/bashing me?

Do you have any posted proof or links to threads where theyre actually complimenting this Russell? [I've been actually trying to look for this for weeks now...] :P

Do you think I can find an even MORE epic cosplay than Russell?

How Likely would a sequel to UP [pixar movie] be?

Did you like toy story 3? [or impressions if you havent seen it yet?]

Did you like the Last Airbender? [or impressions if you havent seen it yet?]

Did you like Twilight: Eclipse ? [or impressions if you havent seen it yet?]

What do you think of the younger Twilight fans? [teeny bopper fans?]

What do you think of the older 'moms' twilight fans? [possible milfs? wtf? lol]

As a guy, would you ever be a fan of Twilight?

with vampires in general- Would Twilight be actually good [given a fair shake/review] ?

Whats a real vampire & werewolf suppose to be like?

Do you think zombies are related to vampires and werewolves?

Name what you think the hierarchy of post apocalyptic - creatures and otherwise ... would humans be at the bottom of this food chain?


How should I plan my next nerdy epic party of goodness?

How would i go about finding another epic roommate?

Should I continue my harem theme in my home?

Would you be interested in moving back to the bay area?

Think of the epic adventures? Make up one right now.



and with that I wish you a good 4th of July weekend Dr. O!
See you around the internets. 
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 02, 2010, 12:54:30 PM
Quote from: Otakuya on July 01, 2010, 03:13:38 PM
What's your opinion now that this thread is alive again?
Its not alive again....it just won't die. :P

Quote from: Jerry on July 01, 2010, 03:37:16 PM
*phoenix downs* this thread! woot Life!

Jerry's shotgun full of questions- hope your ready for it Dr. O.  - this is gonna be good. :)
Oooooh, whats this trigger do? Uh-oh.

So in fifty words or less, How epic was was your Fanime 2010 experience? [doesnt really have to be fifty words]
EPIC.

What was the most epic cosplay you saw at Fanime 2010?
Your Russell cosplay.

What was THE moment that made your year [at Fanime or in general life]?
Actually making it to Fanime.

What do you have planned for the 4th of July?
Absolutely nothing.

If you could make up your random holiday [like they do in those vegas commercials] what would the date be and what would this holiday celebrate?
Walker Day.....celebrating the immortal life of Walker, Texas Ranger.

What are you doing at this exact moment ? [besides posting on the Fanime forums]
job-hunting.

If you kept up with E3 news... what do you think is going to be epic this gaming holiday 2010?
I kept up with the news, but not the release dates....so I'm just gonna say the 3DS.

What game(s) are a must buy now, recently, or in the future?
MvC3, Gears 3, Halo:Reach, Batman: Arkham Asylum 2(if you haven't played the first one, do so), etc.

Can you believe all the new faces [ i mean screen names here on the forums now? ] ?
I'm just amazed there are gathering threads already up for 2011.

Going to AX this year?
nah, probably not; I already spent a buttload of money on Fanime, so I've opted against it.

Why do we always blame AX?
It's tradition now.

Do you believe the rumors that this might be the LAST year of AX ? What have you heard?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....actually, this is the first I've heard of it; I highly doubt they will shut it down.

Going to Comic? Wish you could sneak yourself and all your nerdy epic friends into Comic Con?
nah, don't have a pass; hell, I wish I could sneak people in.

What celebrity would you glomp on sight if you saw him/her at Comic Con [assuming you wouldnt be arrested, beated back etc...]
damn, now that is a tough one....either John Barrowman, or Halle Berry.

If you could make your own anime/video live action movie, what would it be?
what actors/actresses would be cast in such an epic movie?
I can't really answer this because I know I would screw it up.

What is the MUST SEE movie of the summer/fall of 2010?
Toy Story 3, Despicable Me, etc.

What do you REALLY think of the 'marriage' or Marvel & Disney?
I WANT MY SPIDER-MAN 4, DAMNIT!!!!!

Do you think its possible that Pixar [& Disney] can actually make a 'BAD" movie?
I won't believe it until I see it.

Was my costume of Russell from [Pixar's UP] really that good?
Dude, you were literally part of closing ceremonies.....I'd say yes.

Do you believe the rumors that 4chan & Cgl community are NOT making fun/bashing me?
its 4chan, so I take anything I hear about it with a grain of salt......but I think they aren't bashing you.

Do you have any posted proof or links to threads where they're actually complimenting this Russell? [I've been actually trying to look for this for weeks now...] :P
nope, I haven't bothered to look for any; you were like when Fanime Jesus first hit the scene.

Do you think I can find an even MORE epic cosplay than Russell?
It's going to be really hard for you to top this, but I think it can be done.

How likely would a sequel to UP [pixar movie] be?
I'd pay to see that.

Did you like toy story 3? [or impressions if you havent seen it yet?]
Haven't seen it yet, but everyone says it really good.

Did you like the Last Airbender? [or impressions if you havent seen it yet?]
It was directed by M. night shyamalan....I'm never going to see it.

Did you like Twilight: Eclipse ? [or impressions if you havent seen it yet?]
I'm getting dragged into seeing that, only because I'm going to see Toy Story after.

What do you think of the younger Twilight fans? [teeny bopper fans?]
Sad, really sad.

What do you think of the older 'moms' twilight fans? [possible milfs? wtf? lol]
Sad, really sad.

As a guy, would you ever be a fan of Twilight?
NO.

with vampires in general- Would Twilight be actually good [given a fair shake/review] ?
No.

Whats a real vampire & werewolf suppose to be like?
Not covered in glitter.

Do you think zombies are related to vampires and werewolves?
No freaking way.

Name what you think the hierarchy of post apocalyptic - creatures and otherwise ... would humans be at the bottom of this food chain?
Zombies>Mutants>Humans....in a zombie apocalypse, we instantly hit the bottom of the food chain.

How should I plan my next nerdy epic party of goodness?
Same way we always do, Pinky.......by winging it.

How would i go about finding another epic roommate?
How many epic roommates have you had now?!

Should I continue my harem theme in my home?
Meh, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Would you be interested in moving back to the bay area?
DUDE.

Think of the epic adventures? Make up one right now.
Race around the bay: 3 Teams, 3 Lists, 1 Winner, Party afterward......either that, ore roadtrip to Vegas...how can it not work?!


and with that I wish you a good 4th of July weekend Dr. O!
See you around the internets.
*floating along the intertubes* OH I'M SAILING AWAY!~~~
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: G.I.R on July 02, 2010, 12:56:30 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on July 02, 2010, 12:54:30 PM
Quote from: Otakuya on July 01, 2010, 03:13:38 PM
What's your opinion now that this thread is alive again?
Its not alive again....it just won't die. :P

LOL  Night of the Living Thread.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: monikamilani on July 02, 2010, 01:28:45 PM
So... Can you name all of the Anime's created? And without looking or researching online? =DD
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 02, 2010, 03:40:24 PM
Quote from: G.I.R on July 02, 2010, 12:56:30 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on July 02, 2010, 12:54:30 PM
Quote from: Otakuya on July 01, 2010, 03:13:38 PM
What's your opinion now that this thread is alive again?
Its not alive again....it just won't die. :P
LOL  Night of the Living Thread.
HA!!

Quote from: monikamilani on July 02, 2010, 01:28:45 PM
So... Can you name all of the Anime's created? And without looking or researching online? =DD
*brain esplodes* ERROR 404: This brain has temporarily combusted. A technician with a replacement will be sent out as soon as possible
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: AbsolutelyCursed on July 02, 2010, 10:59:49 PM
What is your opinion about the current Doctor?

What do you think is the next 'hot' anime series to come to our side of the Pacific?

What are your feelings about the epic that is FMA finally coming to an end?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 04, 2010, 11:26:29 AM
Quote from: AbsolutelyCursed on July 02, 2010, 10:59:49 PM
What is your opinion about the current Doctor?
my opinion of him looking like an english teacher still stands, but I've gotten used to him and his new mannerisms; he had a good first season, so I'm interested to see how the christmas spacial will turn out.

What do you think is the next 'hot' anime series to come to our side of the Pacific?
I can't really answer that one; I haven't kept up with the current stuff coming out, so I'll just go ahead and say Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt....although I could(and might) be wrong.

What are your feelings about the epic that is FMA finally coming to an end?
All great things must come to an end........unfortunately, the same cannot be said about Naruto or One Piece.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: monikamilani on July 04, 2010, 01:48:25 PM
Can you name your top 25 anime's then?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 16, 2010, 07:02:50 PM
Quote from: monikamilani on July 04, 2010, 01:48:25 PM
Can you name your top 25 anime's then?
No.

I don't bother with the whole 'Top 5/10/25/100' lists, since the people that make said lists probably don't have the same tastes in anime as I do; I don't bother with making lists because I would have to revise them when I end up getting hooked on the epic anime of the moment.

To add to this, I'm currently watching Durarara!(otherwise known as DRRR!!!), Kamen Rider Double(not an anime, BTW), Bleach, and Highschool of the Dead.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: monikamilani on July 16, 2010, 09:56:45 PM
I don't either, just asking....... Do you like to eat pudding on a twilight book to mock edward and jacob, pretty much the whole crew because of the particular gayness of My Face??????
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: c2chaos on July 19, 2010, 01:36:15 PM
So, Dr.O, which manga do you nominate to get it's own animation next?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 19, 2010, 05:16:52 PM
Quote from: monikamilani on July 16, 2010, 09:56:45 PMI don't either, just asking....... Do you like to eat pudding on a twilight book to mock edward and jacob, pretty much the whole crew because of the particular gayness of My Face??????
I'm not sure what Twilight and pudding have in common, but I want nothing to do with sparkly porcelain vampires.

Quote from: c2chaos on July 19, 2010, 01:36:15 PM
So, Dr.O, which manga do you nominate to get it's own animation next?
I can't really say since I haven't read/bought manga in a while, so I need to make a borders run eventually; if this included webcomics, then I would have to nominate Penny Arcade, not as a full-fledged animated series, but more of a series of short 5-minute episodes.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on July 20, 2010, 09:44:38 AM

i know as much as your trying to avoid twilight... but do you like twilight spoofs?

check out this link, article and yes video... [probably not safe for work].

http://www.mancouch.com/730274397/twilight-for-guys-nsfw/


Also Comic Con is this week/weekend!!!

What would you do to get into Comic Con? [assuming money wasnt an issue]

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 20, 2010, 12:53:24 PM
Quote from: Jerry on July 20, 2010, 09:44:38 AM
i know as much as your trying to avoid twilight... but do you like twilight spoofs?
Haven't seen any.

check out this link, article and yes video... [probably not safe for work].
http://www.mancouch.com/730274397/twilight-for-guys-nsfw/
I will give it a look.

Also Comic Con is this week/weekend!!!
I KNOW!

What would you do to get into Comic Con? [assuming money wasn't an issue]
Manual labor in exchange for getting in.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Never had a Klondike bar, so don't know how good it tastes and therefore can't exactly say what I would do for one.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: monikamilani on July 21, 2010, 07:55:59 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on July 19, 2010, 05:16:52 PM
Quote from: monikamilani on July 16, 2010, 09:56:45 PMI don't either, just asking....... Do you like to eat pudding on a twilight book to mock edward and jacob, pretty much the whole crew because of the particular gayness of My Face??????
I'm not sure what Twilight and pudding have in common, but I want nothing to do with sparkly porcelain vampires.

Lol, I don't either.... but do you like banana flavored icecream??? Or does it just give you gas....?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: rude32 on July 21, 2010, 08:46:19 PM
So Dr. O if you get to this ahead of the Dr. Who season finale, then whats your thoughts and feelings on how it might end, and if you get to this after the season finale, what did you think?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on July 22, 2010, 09:54:09 AM
Are you going to be watching the Comic Con Coverage on G4 ?

What kind of booth babes would get your attention?

Whats the best swag [free stuff] you ever got from a Convention?

Best Cosplay you seen from Previous Comic Cons?

If you were on AOTS [attack of the show] what kind of skit would you want to do?

How is So Cal life treating you?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 22, 2010, 12:02:22 PM
Quote from: monikamilani on July 16, 2010, 09:56:45 PM
Lol, I don't either.... but do you like banana flavored icecream??? Or does it just give you gas....?
Uhhhhh.......No.

Quote from: rude32 on July 21, 2010, 08:46:19 PM
So Dr. O if you get to this ahead of the Dr. Who season finale, then whats your thoughts and feelings on how it might end, and if you get to this after the season finale, what did you think?
I can't compare it to previous season-enders since this is a brand new doctor, but for his first time out it was pretty good; it didn't answer all the questions that were created since 2008(who exactly is River Song?), or the questions that were created this season (where did the silence originate from/who was the voice?), so nexy year will hopefully shed some more light on those little mysteries.

Also: TORCHWOOD IN 2011!!!

Quote from: Jerry on July 22, 2010, 09:54:09 AM
Are you going to be watching the Comic Con Coverage on G4 ?
I don't have cable.

What kind of booth babes would get your attention?
The HAWT ones.

Whats the best swag [free stuff] you ever got from a Convention?
I'll let you know when that happens.

Best Cosplay you seen from Previous Comic Cons?
Don't really remember any.

If you were on AOTS [attack of the show] what kind of skit would you want to do?
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want to embarrass myself on national television.

How is So Cal life treating you?
/wrists
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on July 23, 2010, 09:06:54 AM
how should i look for a new roommate?

What should the interview process be like?

Should I keep my female harem?

Should I hold a competition for "who's gonna be Jerry's next roommate?"

Should I create a reality show?

What would this reality show be like?

What kind of challenges should be on this show?

Is there such as thing as a girl gamer?

Should I challenge a future potential roommate to a "game" off ?

How would I test a roommates nerd factor?

are there certain fangirl qualities i should avoid?

Should there be a random swim suit competition?

Should there be a random cook-off competition?

Should there be a cleaning competition?

If i were to fix my back yard... should i get a Hot tub or a Time machine ?

Or should i just hire someone to find me a perfect roommate?

Do you think the perfect roommate can be found on the internets?

Why are we still on the internets?

Should real life be as fun as the internet?

is it really Friday?

Is there are point to Jiang Jin's posts?

Should I stop caring?

Should I get back to work?

Should I continue looking at Comic Con links?

What time is LOLCAT time?

Why are cats funnier than Dogs?

Why did the dinosaurs die off?

Would you want a pet [say it was safe] Dinosaur?

what kind of tricks would you teach said Dinosaur?

Where shall we go next doctor?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 23, 2010, 05:16:14 PM
Quote from: Jerry on July 23, 2010, 09:06:54 AM
Mmmm, questions....tasty, tasty questions......


how should i look for a new roommate?
If your previous methods worked, go by that.

What should the interview process be like?
26 briefcases all along a wall, with each one holding a different amount of time on the rental agreement.....Deal or No Deal?

Should I keep my female harem?
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Should I hold a competition for "who's gonna be Jerry's next roommate?"
Are there any takers?

Should I create a reality show?
NO!

What would this reality show be like?
Refer to last response.

What kind of challenges should be on this show?
Refer to response two questions ago.

Is there such as thing as a girl gamer?
Yes.

Should I challenge a future potential roommate to a "game" off ?
I highly doubt that would help with choosing a roommate, but its up to you.

How would I test a roommates nerd factor?
heck, even I don't know how to challenge that.

are there certain fangirl qualities i should avoid?
No Twilight Allowed.

Should there be a random swim suit competition?
*shudders*

Should there be a random cook-off competition?
If its tasty and doesn't kill you, then yes.

Should there be a cleaning competition?
Does this even need to be a competition?

If i were to fix my back yard... should i get a Hot tub or a Time machine ?
Why not both?

Or should i just hire someone to find me a perfect roommate?
I doubt there is such a thing as a perfect roommate.

Do you think the perfect roommate can be found on the internets?
That is up to speculation.

Why are we still on the internets?
Because man has yet to create something that can trump/replace the internet; until then, we're still going through the tubes.

Should real life be as fun as the internet?
The internet is only fun if you know where to go.

is it really Friday?
Yes.

Is there are point to Jiang Jin's posts?
The first few posts Jiang Jin made actually were proper responses to other threads, but now....*sigh*

Should I stop caring?
He'll/She'll burn out sooner or later, so yea.

Should I get back to work?
Yes, before they send you into the lower depths where all the unruly employees go, turning the giant wheel that helps turn the little trays that display the cupcakes in the cafeteria.

Should I continue looking at Comic Con links?
I was doing that all day yesterday, and part of today.

What time is LOLCAT time?
Anytime can be LOLCAT time.

Why are cats funnier than Dogs?
They just are, man........they just are.

Why did the dinosaurs die off?
Them little hands became their demise when they created their version of the internet.

Would you want a pet [say it was safe] Dinosaur?
Probably not, because it would try to eat everything.

what kind of tricks would you teach said Dinosaur?
Hide the bodies.

Where shall we go next doctor?
Onward and upward...to [insert place here]!
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: monikamilani on July 25, 2010, 07:39:02 PM
How old am I?
Was I adopted?
Why can't I remember these things?
How do you not know?
Do I need to go to the Hospital?
Do they allow eating pudding cups during surgery?
Does this pineapple wig make me look fat?
Am I a retard?
Do you hate answering these questions?
What's your favorite anime "Mr.Otaku"??
What is my favorite color?
What is your favorite color?!
Can I drink water from the ocean?
Will I die someday?
Do you like this thread?
Do you think that the girl that just walked by is hot?
Where is Whitney?
Did we listen to Chris Crocker and Leave britney alone?
DO you hate makeup?
Did you ever put any on?
Am I annoying?
Are you Pretty?
What's your eye color?
Are you an italian food lover or Mexican Food lover?
Peanut Butter and Jelly?
Huh?
Do you like youtube?
Do youblog on Tumblr?
I bet you have a Twitter, do you? I don't.
Do you like banana's?
Do you get gas after eating beans?
Why did the woodpecker eat the Jackfruit fro the sand, when the sand devoured the woodpecker and died?
What was your favorite cosplayer at Fanime out of all these years?
Questions, Questions, can I ask more?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 25, 2010, 08:56:31 PM
Quote from: monikamilani on July 25, 2010, 07:39:02 PM
How old am I?
906 years old.

Was I adopted?
No.

Why can't I remember these things?
That's what happens after you take a direct hit from a goat.

How do you not know?
I got hit by the goat.

Do I need to go to the Hospital?
Ask the goat.

Do they allow eating pudding cups during surgery?
Nope.

Does this pineapple wig make me look fat?
Why pineapples?

Am I a retard?
There are different schools of thought on that subject, so we'll just leave it at that.

Do you hate answering these questions?
If I did, I wouldn't have made this thread.

What's your favorite anime "Mr.Otaku"??
Probably Tenchi Muyo.

What is my favorite color?
Clear.

What is your favorite color?!
Not sure, because I always have a different answer.

Can I drink water from the ocean?
No.

Will I die someday?
Everyone dies.

Do you like this thread?
Take a guess.

Do you think that the girl that just walked by is hot?
Huh?!

Where is Whitney?
Who the hell is Whitney?

Did we listen to Chris Crocker and Leave britney alone?
LOL.

Do you hate makeup?
On women, no; on me, yes.

Did you ever put any on?
*holds shotgun to your face* Ask that one more time...

Am I annoying?
Haven't met you yet, so can't really say.

Are you Pretty?
Meh, I'm okay.

What's your eye color?
Brown.

Are you an italian food lover or Mexican Food lover?
I'm a food lover. That is all.

Peanut Butter and Jelly?
Mmmmm.

Huh?
You heard me.

Do you like youtube?
Its a fun time-waster.

Do you blog on Tumblr?
What in the world is a Tumblr?

I bet you have a Twitter, do you? I don't.
Twitter can go to hell.

Do you like banana's?
'Tis okay.

Do you get gas after eating beans?
THIS IS CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!

Why did the woodpecker eat the Jackfruit fro the sand, when the sand devoured the woodpecker and died?
Que?!

What was your favorite cosplayer at Fanime out of all these years?
Russell from Up.

Questions, Questions, can I ask more?
All up to you.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: monikamilani on July 26, 2010, 12:37:41 AM
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. More Questions!
Who do I type like?
Name 6 reasons why a man loves many woman and feminine cosplays.... That was a demand, yeahhh....?
What do you say to the spin offof the Series Avatar: the last airbender, that is going to be called Avatar: The legend of Korra?
What is the most over-cosplayed character in any anime?
^^ Do you;DD despise =PP :DDDDDDD emoticons =__-????? 0.o
Do you think that emo is delicious?
How about goth?
Or preppy?
Nerdy?  (Ehehehe my fave >:D)
Are you nerdy?
Does this....
Pink
Pineapple
Wig,
make me look fattttt? =PP
Worst cosplay situation you've been in or seen?
Favorite cosplay You've done/ made? Unless you never made one then.... hi ^-^
Warm, cold, or hot?
Justin bieber sucks balls. What do you think about Justin Bieber?
Pie?

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 26, 2010, 06:56:34 PM
Quote from: monikamilani on July 26, 2010, 12:37:41 AM
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. More Questions!
Bring it.

Who do I type like?
Like you.

Name 6 reasons why a man loves many woman and feminine cosplays.... That was a demand, yeahhh....?
1.Boobs.
2.Boobs.
3.?
4.Profit.
5.Boobs.
6.Boobs.


What do you say to the spin offof the Series Avatar: the last airbender, that is going to be called Avatar: The legend of Korra?
Don't care for Avatar.

What is the most over-cosplayed character in any anime?
Naruto. Hands-down, it has to be Naruto.

^^ Do you;DD despise =PP :DDDDDDD emoticons =__-????? 0.o
Meh.

Do you think that emo is delicious?
No.

How about goth?
Maybe.

Or preppy?
No.

Nerdy?  (Ehehehe my fave >:D)
Maybe.

Are you nerdy?
Aren't we all in some way?

Does this....
Pink
Pineapple
Wig,
make me look fattttt? =PP
Don't know, since type can only paint so much of a picture.

Worst cosplay situation you've been in or seen?
Overweight man in sailor moon costume.....everyone here should know that picture.

Favorite cosplay You've done/ made? Unless you never made one then.... hi ^-^
I don't have a favorite yet, unfortunately.

Warm, cold, or hot?
Depends.

Justin bieber sucks balls. What do you think about Justin Bieber?
He is a joke.

Pie?
Pumpkin.

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on July 29, 2010, 08:47:38 AM
ha ha page 69, i just got that.

i LoL'ed at your list of 6 reasons of why guys like girl cosplayers.
Thats alotta pair of boobs. 4 pairs to be exact. I dunno if thats a full house, or motor boat. :P

Whats the best way to make a profit?

Whats the best spin off series or movie have you seen?

Is there a cosplay that is rare/ or hardly seen that should be more seen?

Did you yourself ever go thru a fashion phase?

If you had the choice, would you rather be David Tennant's Assisant, or be the Doctor and have David Tennant as your assistant?

Or maybe name a really hot Female assisant [or should i say love interest companion ;) ] if you were the Doctor.

Where's the first place/time/situational event you would go as the Doctor to fix ?

How would your epic battles against the Daleks play out?

If the concept of a "nerd or geek" never existed, what other type of "label" would you be ok with?

Whats the best "joke" you've last heard?

What was the best "one liner" you recently heard?

What was the hottest thing you've seen on the internets? [pics or it didnt happen and of course within reason because we iz a family forums :P]

What was the best LOL video you seen lately?

Epic Movie you've seen lately?

Best/future road trip you will take? [my guess is your visit back to san jose later this year!]

Adventure is out there?!?!?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 29, 2010, 01:33:09 PM
Quote from: Jerry on July 29, 2010, 08:47:38 AM
ha ha page 69, i just got that.
I laughed as soon as I saw the page count.

I Lol'ed at your list of 6 reasons of why guys like girl cosplayers.
Was I wrong, 'cause I'm pretty sure it was as accurate as it could be.

That's alotta boobs. 4 pairs to be exact. I dunno if that's a full house, or motor boat. :P
Hahaha....I forgot what motorboat means.

Whats the best way to make a profit?
Create a product that just screams to be advertised on television....follow in the footsteps of the ShamWow and the Snuggie.

Whats the best spin off series or movie have you seen?
Best spin-off series? Angel. I still have not seen a good spin-off movie.

Is there a cosplay that is rare, or hardly seen that should be more seen?
Monster Hunter.

Did you yourself ever go thru a fashion phase?
What the fudge is that?

If you had the choice, would you rather be David Tennant's assisant, or be the Doctor and have David Tennant as your assistant?
Darn, that is a tough one....

Or maybe name a really hot Female assisant [or should i say love interest companion ;) ] if you were the Doctor.
Martha Jones or Amy Pond.

Where's the first place/time/situational event you would go as the Doctor to fix?
That is easy: go back to when the Roanoke Colony disappears, or to the JFK assassination to find out if there indeed was a second gunman.

How would your epic battles against the Daleks play out?
Same way they always play out: like a scene out of a Michael Bay film...full of explosions.

If the concept of a "nerd or geek" never existed, what other type of "label" would you be ok with?
Commander Awesomepants, of the "USS Batman, Superman, Spiderman, and the Incredible Hulk put together."

Whats the best "joke" you've last heard?
Haven't heard any good jokes lately.

What was the best "one liner" you recently heard?
None.

What was the hottest thing you've seen on the internets? [pics or it didnt happen and of course within reason because we iz a family forums :P]
Many hot things, but tough to name one.

What was the best LOL video you seen lately?
The guy moonwalking with his shopping cart inside the Wal-mart.

Epic Movie you've seen lately?
I wouldn't call it epic, but Sorcerers Apprentice was pretty good (loved the Star Wars and Indiana Jones bits they included).

Best/future road trip you will take? [my guess is your visit back to san jose later this year!]
The unofficial list(in no particular order):
Trip back to SJ in December
Roadtrip to PAX
Vegas
Japan(someday)
Comic-con



Adventure is out there?!?!?
Damn skippy.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: monikamilani on July 29, 2010, 02:03:07 PM
Favorite Candy?
Favorite Shoes?
Favorite Animal?
Favorite TOOOOOOTHHHHHHPASTE?!
Would you rather be stuck in a room of slutty girls but are flat chested, or Nerdy with giant boobs? Pick LOLOLOLOL.
Would you rather be a Ninja or a Dragon?
Oreo's or Chocolate Chip Cookies?
Myspace or Facebook?
Rain or Sun?
Sun or Moon?
Night or Day?
Fan Art or Cosplay?
Youtube or Someother site with videos?
Street Fighter or Tekken?
Naruto or Hinata?
Tsunade or Sakura?
Waffles or Pancakes?
China or Japan?
Chinese food or Japanese food?
Camping or Home?
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 29, 2010, 03:51:20 PM
Quote from: monikamilani on July 29, 2010, 02:03:07 PM
Favorite Candy?
Probably Hi-Chew.

Favorite Shoes?
Converse All-Star Hi-tops.

Favorite Animal?
Bulldog or Pug.

Favorite TOOOOOOTHHHHHHPASTE?!
Don't have one.

Would you rather be stuck in a room of slutty girls but are flat chested, or Nerdy with giant boobs? Pick LOLOLOLOL.
Nerdy...but do they have to be giant? Can't they just be a decent healthy size?

Would you rather be a Ninja or a Dragon?
Ninja.

Oreo's or Chocolate Chip Cookies?
Chocolate chip.

Myspace or Facebook?
Facebook.

Rain or Sun?
Sun.

Sun or Moon?
Sun.

Night or Day?
Night...I tend to stay up late.

Fan Art or Cosplay?
Cosplay.

Youtube or Someother site with videos?
Youtube.

Street Fighter or Tekken?
Street Fighter...Tekken is too damn specialized.

Naruto or Hinata?
Neither.

Tsunade or Sakura?
Neither.

Waffles or Pancakes?
Pancakes.

China or Japan?
Japan.

Chinese food or Japanese food?
Both.

Camping or Home?
Home.

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
Hola!
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuya on July 29, 2010, 06:58:04 PM
3DS or PSP?

SD card or flash drive?

eBay or Amazon?

Stanford or Cal?

Lease new car or buy used car?

England or Australia?

Jiang Jin thread or post-con-depression?

Sink or swim?

Up or down?

Your funniest YouTube video?

Your funniest gif?

A question you refuse to answer?

1-day anime convention or 1-week-long anime convention?

North, South, East, West, or Downtown San Jose?

Favorite mall food?

The thing you always buy at 7-Eleven?

Lucky lotto numbers?

Rice or noodles?

How do you like your eggs?

For here or to-go?

Favorite energy drink?

Boardwalk only or Mediterranean + Baltic with hotels?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on July 30, 2010, 12:30:58 PM
Quote from: Otakuya on July 29, 2010, 06:58:04 PM
3DS or PSP?
3DS.

SD card or flash drive?
SD.

eBay or Amazon?
Ebay.

Stanford or Cal?
Cal.

Lease new car or buy used car?
Buy used.

England or Australia?
England.

Jiang Jin thread or post-con-depression?
post-con depression.

Sink or swim?
Swim.

Up or down?
Up.

Your funniest YouTube video?
Right now, its the guy moonwalking with his cart in the wal-mart.

Your funniest gif?
Don't remember.

A question you refuse to answer?
Haven't reached that point yet, IIRC.

1-day anime convention or 1-week-long anime convention?
1-day convention.

North, South, East, West, or Downtown San Jose?
Downtown SJ.

Favorite mall food?
Pizza.

The thing you always buy at 7-Eleven?
Hot Dog.

Lucky lotto numbers?
Screw that, I do randoms.

Rice or noodles?
Both.

How do you like your eggs?
Scrambled.

For here or to-go?
To-go.

Favorite energy drink?
Amp of Full Throttle.

Boardwalk only or Mediterranean + Baltic with hotels?
Boardwalk.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: rude32 on August 04, 2010, 10:58:52 PM
Were you creeped out by those WWII gas mask zombies from the first season of Dr. Who as I was?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 04, 2010, 11:11:29 PM
Quote from: rude32 on August 04, 2010, 10:58:52 PM
Were you creeped out by those WWII gas mask zombies from the first season of Dr. Who as I was?
They were indeed creepy, but they don't rate that high on my patented "Dr. Who Creepy Monster Scale"; personally, the Vashta Nerada are tied with the Weeping Angels for top honors, with the Adipose placing dead last.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: c2chaos on August 05, 2010, 04:57:07 PM
Where would you go to in a Zombie Apocalypse?
Who would you take with you in said apocalypse?
Melee weapon of choice?
Who would you like to see as a zombie?
Would you rather deal with slow moving zombies like in Resident Evil or crazy fast ones like in Left 4 Dead?
Zombies on a plane or snakes on a plane?
Where would you go to during an Alien Invasion.
Who would you take with you in said invasion?
Weapon of choice to slaughter aliens?
Who would or what would you like to see caught in a hovering spacecraft's tractor beam?
If you could create or revive a species of animals what would it be?
What one illness would you like there to be a cure for?
3d girls or 2d girls or real girls?
Breast size: A,B,C, or D or all of the above or A, B, and C, or B, C, and D or A and B, or B and C, or C and D, or the bigger the better?
Do you own a daikimakura (body pillow)?
Frozen twinkies or fried twinkies?
Do you like Hot Cheetos?
Pocky or Yan-Yan?
Imageshack or photobucket?
Best dream EVAR!!!???



Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 05, 2010, 08:37:41 PM
Quote from: c2chaos on August 05, 2010, 04:57:07 PM
Where would you go to in a Zombie Apocalypse?
Not a mall, I will say that right now; big-box hardware store like home depot or lowes.

Who would you take with you in said apocalypse?
Woody Harrelson...he proved himself in Zombieland.

Melee weapon of choice?
Either a baseball/cricket bat or a sword.

Who would you like to see as a zombie?
I really want to say Michael Jackson just so I can see Thriller reenacted in real-life.

Would you rather deal with slow moving zombies like in Resident Evil or crazy fast ones like in Left 4 Dead?
Slow moving zombies.

Zombies on a plane or snakes on a plane?
Zombies.

Where would you go to during an Alien Invasion?
Area 51.

Who would you take with you in said invasion?
Will Smith...he has a good track record dealing with aliens.

Weapon of choice to slaughter aliens?
All the alien weapons they are hiding at Area 51.

Who would or what would you like to see caught in a hovering spacecraft's tractor beam?
Oh damn, thats a good one....*thinks*

If you could create or revive a species of animals what would it be?
The grape hippos from Gurren Lagann.

What one illness would you like there to be a cure for?
AIDS.

3d girls or 2d girls or real girls?
2d and real.

Breast size: A,B,C, or D or all of the above or A, B, and C, or B, C, and D or A and B, or B and C, or C and D, or the
bigger the better?
A, B, and C.

Do you own a daikimakura (body pillow)?
Nope.

Frozen twinkies or fried twinkies?
Normal twinkies.

Do you like Hot Cheetos?
*drools*....If you couldn't tell, that was a yes.

Pocky or Yan-Yan?
Pocky.

Imageshack or photobucket?
Photobucket.

Best dream EVAR!!!???
I'll let you know when that one happens.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: c2chaos on August 08, 2010, 04:25:18 PM
Where do you think is the worst place to be during a zombie apocalypse?
You're infected with the zombie virus and you will turn soon, would you rather kill yourself or become one of them?
Where do you think is the worst place to be during an alien invasion?
You have been captured by the aliens, would you: a) try to negotiate with them, b) let them probe and experiment on you, c) put up resistance and be killed, or d) look for Elvis?
Again, who or what would you like to see caught in a hovering spacecraft's tractor beam?
Which is worse aliens or zombies or alien zombies or zombie aliens?
Do you like vocaloids?
What cosplay would you like to see?
Of these three anime characters, which one would you rather date: Kaede Fuyou (Shuffle), Sekai Saionji (School Days), or Mion Sonozaki (Higurashi)?
Would you rather be lost in time or lost in space?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 08, 2010, 05:00:26 PM
Quote from: c2chaos on August 08, 2010, 04:25:18 PM
Where do you think is the worst place to be during a zombie apocalypse?
A hospital.

You're infected with the zombie virus and you will turn soon, would you rather kill yourself or become one of them?
Get a grenade, pull the pin, and hold until you go; grip loosens and boom.

Where do you think is the worst place to be during an alien invasion?
Sitting on the toilet....ironically, that is also the worst place to be during an earthquake.

You have been captured by the aliens, would you: a) try to negotiate with them, b) let them probe and experiment on you, c) put up resistance and be killed, or d) look for Elvis?
As soon as I saw the option 'look for Elvis', I had a big grin on my face.

Again, who or what would you like to see caught in a hovering spacecraft's tractor beam?
Hitler.

Which is worse aliens or zombies or alien zombies or zombie aliens?
Alien zombies and zombie aliens are exactly the same thing, aren't they? I would probably say alien are the worst.

Do you like vocaloids?
Not really.

What cosplay would you like to see?
Lilith from Borderlands, or Officer Nicholas Angel from Hot Fuzz(when he has all the guns).

Of these three anime characters, which one would you rather date: Kaede Fuyou (Shuffle), Sekai Saionji (School
Days), or Mion Sonozaki (Higurashi)?
Neither; I don't like any of them.

Would you rather be lost in time or lost in space?
Getting lost in time would suck because you already know that when you're born, you would end up where you got dumped along the timeline(This changes depending on if you landed within the timeframe of any major world event, such as Lincoln getting popped in the head, the JFK assassination, 9/11, etc.), whereas if you got lost in space, there is the possibility of getting back home, possibly some years after you wound up lost in space.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: monikamilani on August 08, 2010, 08:36:17 PM
Who do you thinks goes through the most physical and mental pain in life: A Woman or a Man?
Write the first thing that pops into your mid when you read these words:
Woman
Man
Car
Fanime
Anime
Manga
Cosplay
Boobs
Muscles
Mulan
Disney
Keyblade
Vocaloid
Retarded
Baby
Justin Bieber
Blogging
Pink
Colors
Fanfics
Youtube
Katana
??
Dragon ball Z... lol ballz. DRAGON BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLZ :D
Me
You
Person
Life
Emo
Typical
Racism
??
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: c2chaos on August 08, 2010, 10:41:27 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on August 08, 2010, 05:00:26 PM
Quote from: c2chaos on August 08, 2010, 04:25:18 PM
Of these three anime characters, which one would you rather date: Kaede Fuyou (Shuffle), Sekai Saionji (School
Days), or Mion Sonozaki (Higurashi)?
Neither; I don't like any of them.
hahaha. Yeah, that was the point, but of the three which one would you pick, if you had to.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 10, 2010, 02:25:41 PM
Quote from: c2chaos on August 08, 2010, 10:41:27 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on August 08, 2010, 05:00:26 PM
Quote from: c2chaos on August 08, 2010, 04:25:18 PM
Of these three anime characters, which one would you rather date: Kaede Fuyou (Shuffle), Sekai Saionji (School
Days), or Mion Sonozaki (Higurashi)?
Neither; I don't like any of them.
hahaha. Yeah, that was the point, but of the three which one would you pick, if you had to.
If I had to pick, then I guess Sekai Saionji.

Quote from: monikamilani on August 08, 2010, 08:36:17 PM
Who do you thinks goes through the most physical and mental pain in life: A Woman or a Man?
A woman, hands down.

Write the first thing that pops into your mid when you read these words:
Woman
Giggety

Man
Chuck Norris

Car
VROOM VROOM!!

Fanime
Awesome

Anime
fun

Manga
killer of money

Cosplay
Fun

Boobs
WHERE?!

Muscles
AHHHNOLD

Mulan
lol

Disney
Frozen head

Keyblade
Sora

Vocaloid
blah

Retarded
Jersey Shore

Baby
GET IT AWAY!!

Justin Bieber
Lupus

Blogging
meh

Pink
no

Colors
:)

Fanfics
Silly

Youtube
amusing

Katana
sharp

??
$$

Dragon ball Z... lol ballz. DRAGON BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLZ :D
Overrated

Me
Unknown

You
cool

Person
people

Life
adventure

Emo
XD

Typical
unexpected

Racism
Neverending

??
!!
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Jerry on August 12, 2010, 12:24:00 PM
yo dude. miss ya big time around these parts.

i think ive asked ya these questions before but what the heck:

is there a japan town in your area?

is there a china town in your area?

which one is better?

whats the most funny fake/cheap imitation toys or clothing youve seen down there?

are the girls better looking in So Cal?

do you ever seen random cosplayers in public?

seen a random lolita gathering in your area?

hows the beaches there? Clean? crowded? epic or fail?

are the birds/pigeons/seagulls just as annoying there?

how about 'normal' parks?

any decent theme parks or points of interest?

how often do you still hear sirens in the distance?

What other kinds of bootleg to you see around your parts?

Have you seen the new anime series " High school of the Dead " ?  [you should totally check it out by the way]


Getting the arcade [xbox live] of Scott pilgrim?

Would you fight evil exes to get the girl of your dreams?

would the girl of your dreams be like Ramona Flowers?

Would you ever consider being an Evil Ex?

Or what about the Evil League of Evil Exes?

What about the Evil League of Exil  [Dr. Horrible sing along blog reference ]

Would Want rock star abilities?

if your life was like Scott pilgrim's life - would you

mind the health meter?

mind the video game sound effects?

mind the high combo counter?

mind fighting multiple enemies at once?

"getting a life" routine?

having hearts float around you when you kiss a girl?

would you be friends with Michael Cera?

who else in the game/celebrity universe would you want to be friends with?


and when the heck are you moving into my place? :P

See ya around next time Dr. O

same asking time.

same asking channel [er thread.]
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 12, 2010, 08:19:10 PM
Quote from: Jerry on August 12, 2010, 12:24:00 PM
yo dude. miss ya big time around these parts.
DUDE.

i think ive asked ya these questions before but what the heck:
Let us begin.

is there a japan town in your area?
It's located in downtown LA (Little Tokyo), literally right next to skid row.....oddly enough, both areas have not spilled over into one another.

is there a china town in your area?
Right outside of downtown LA, but I haven't bothered to go there yet.

which one is better?
I would have to say Little Tokyo, for now.

whats the most funny fake/cheap imitation toys or clothing you've seen down there?
Pretty much the majority of the toy/warehouse district (the mecca of crappy toys down here).

are the girls better looking in So Cal?
The majority of female human beings I have seen down here are either Hispanic or Armenian(yup, I ended up in one of the many ethnic parts of LA County), so............I'm gonna have to say no.

do you ever seen random cosplayers in public?
LOL, not in my area.

seen a random lolita gathering in your area?
Heh, not yet.

hows the beaches there? Clean? crowded? epic or fail?
Santa Monica is hell when trying to find parking...friggin' tourist trap.

are the birds/pigeons/seagulls just as annoying there?
Oddly enough, the birds I do see here are just pigeons and crows.

how about 'normal' parks?
They aren't that bad.

any decent theme parks or points of interest?
points of interest would have to be griffith park, a japanese garden in van nuys, and not much else(apparently the main thing most people do out here is go to the mall or to clubs, which explains why there are so many).

how often do you still hear sirens in the distance?
I still hear sirens down here, but not because there was a shooting...mostly they have to do with fires or car accidents; all the shootings happen within LA.

What other kinds of bootleg do you see around your parts?
Haven't really seen any bootleg stuff around here.

Have you seen the new anime series " High school of the Dead " ?  [you should totally check it out by the way]
Yes.....friggin' awesome, it is.

Getting the arcade [xbox live] of Scott pilgrim?
Nah, I've gone on a bit of a 'don't buy cool stuff' diet until I get a job on-campus.

Would you fight evil exes to get the girl of your dreams?
Maybe.

would the girl of your dreams be like Ramona Flowers?
Nope.

Would you ever consider being an Evil Ex?
I don't fit the criteria.

Or what about the Evil League of Evil Exes?
I'd rather pick the Legion of Doom and go make fun of Solomon Grundy, then steal the Hall of Doom and take it on a joyride.

What about the Evil League of Exil  [Dr. Horrible sing along blog reference]
I would at least be an affiliate..probably wouldn't go to the meetings, though.

Would Want rock star abilities?
Nah.

if your life was like Scott pilgrim's life - would you:

mind the health meter?
you're low on health, then you look at it and go 'aw damnit'.....so no..

mind the video game sound effects?
Those would get annoying real fast.

mind the high combo counter?
yup.

mind fighting multiple enemies at once?
They have a tendency of making you lose your combo sometimes.

"getting a life" routine?
Heh.

having hearts float around you when you kiss a girl?
Those get in the way.

would you be friends with Michael Cera?
I don't really like Michael Cera.

who else in the game/celebrity universe would you want to be friends with?
Don't know that one.

and when the heck are you moving into my place? :P
I'll be up there for winter break.

See ya around next time Dr. O

same asking time.

same asking channel [er thread.]
*wonders what it would look like if he had something akin to the Bat-Signal.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: c2chaos on August 13, 2010, 11:39:26 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on August 12, 2010, 08:19:10 PM
Quote from: Jerry on August 12, 2010, 12:24:00 PM
same asking channel [er thread.]
*wonders what it would look like if he had something akin to the Bat-Signal.

Wonder no more!

(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi151.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fs156%2Fmthor87%2FFriends%2Fotakuapprentice.jpg&hash=7dead17bafde44ec25f2c20cfd97ebed0beb7d67)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: monikamilani on August 14, 2010, 01:03:01 PM
:D GLITTER!
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 15, 2010, 04:35:01 PM
Quote from: c2chaos on August 13, 2010, 11:39:26 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on August 12, 2010, 08:19:10 PM
Quote from: Jerry on August 12, 2010, 12:24:00 PM
same asking channel [er thread.]
*wonders what it would look like if he had something akin to the Bat-Signal.

Wonder no more!

(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi151.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fs156%2Fmthor87%2FFriends%2Fotakuapprentice.jpg&hash=7dead17bafde44ec25f2c20cfd97ebed0beb7d67)
Awesome.

Quote from: monikamilani on August 14, 2010, 01:03:01 PM
:D GLITTER!
Huh?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Loktera^2 on August 17, 2010, 12:17:07 PM
Holy crap.... This thread is still going?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 17, 2010, 12:27:38 PM
Quote from: Loktera^2 on August 17, 2010, 12:17:07 PM
Holy crap.... This thread is still going?
Yup....four years come September; damn, its been a long time.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: Loktera^2 on August 17, 2010, 12:32:04 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on August 17, 2010, 12:27:38 PM
Quote from: Loktera^2 on August 17, 2010, 12:17:07 PM
Holy crap.... This thread is still going?
Yup....four years come September; damn, its been a long time.

Oh... My god... Has it really been that long?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 17, 2010, 01:48:18 PM
Quote from: Loktera^2 on August 17, 2010, 12:32:04 PM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on August 17, 2010, 12:27:38 PM
Quote from: Loktera^2 on August 17, 2010, 12:17:07 PM
Holy crap.... This thread is still going?
Yup....four years come September; damn, its been a long time.

Oh... My god... Has it really been that long?
Indeed it has; originally I made the thread for laughs and didn't expect it to last for more than a couple of pages, yet here we are.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuya on August 17, 2010, 07:16:03 PM
Who's in your 5? (aka, the 5 people you call/text the most)

Favorite car?

Internet browser of choice?

Are you a Dodgers fan?

(mentioned Little Tokyo earlier) What's the best store in Little Tokyo?

How long will it take you to get from SoCal to NorCal?

How has the economy affected you?

What's the most expensive thing you bought within the last 2 days?

What's the coolest thing you bought within the last 2 days?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 17, 2010, 07:38:09 PM
Quote from: Otakuya on August 17, 2010, 07:16:03 PM
Who's in your 5? (aka, the 5 people you call/text the most)
Mom, sister, and a few friends.

Favorite car?
Either a Subaru Impreza, VW Jetta, or Mitsubishi Lancer.

Internet browser of choice?
I like Firefox, but Chrome doesn't use much processing power.

Are you a Dodgers fan?
As long as they aren't the Yankees or the Lakers, then I like them.

(mentioned Little Tokyo earlier) What's the best store in Little Tokyo?
Jungle; its a toy store with a pretty good selection of stuff.

How long will it take you to get from SoCal to NorCal?
Dunno; I'll be going up in December, so drive is typically 5 1/2 - 6 hours.

How has the economy affected you?
Jobs are harder to get.

What's the most expensive thing you bought within the last 2 days?
Ice cream cone.

What's the coolest thing you bought within the last 2 days?
Ice cream cone.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: c2chaos on August 17, 2010, 11:25:56 PM
Do you like waffle cones or the wafer kind?
What video game consoles do you own, including portables?
What are your thoughts on public restrooms?
Ever fell into a toilet?
Ever sat on a wet toilet?
When you were in elementary school, were you chased by girls?
Also, were you curious enough to go to the girl's restroom, back then?
What's the dumbest thing you've done to or in front of a girl you liked?
Ever worn a piece of clothing usually worn by the opposite sex?
Ever flown in a plane?
If you could own one vehicle, be it a plane or hovercraft or whatever, what would it be?
Did you think of a flying saucer when you read that last question?
If you could own an animal, which one would it be?
If you could pwn someone, who would it be?
What would be your dream job?
Has anyone on the forums ever told you that you are awesome?
Have you ever been in a situation where you felt like you were in an anime?
Have ever felt like you just stepped into the twilight zone, if yes, please share?
Do you have any siblings?
Are you afraid of clowns?
Ghosts?
Zombies?
Aliens?
People?
Have you ever "done time?"
You are awesome!
How long did it take you to answer this questionnaire?
Do you have an ethnic preference when it comes to girls?
What gender would you hope for your firstborn child to be?
Do you like to go fishing?
Do you watch the food channel?
Do you subscribe to YouTubers, if yes, who?
Do you usually read all the questions first and then answer or answer them as you read them?
How long did it take for you to finish this questionnaire?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 18, 2010, 03:24:38 PM
Quote from: c2chaos on August 17, 2010, 11:25:56 PM
Do you like waffle cones or the wafer kind?
I prefer waffle cones more.

What video game consoles do you own, including portables?
DS, PSP, Wii, PS2, 360, Gamecube.

What are your thoughts on public restrooms?
Some are better than others.

Ever fell into a toilet?
Nope.

Ever sat on a wet toilet?
Hell no, I would wipe that thing off with TP and line the seat with clean TP and one of those seat covers.

When you were in elementary school, were you chased by girls?
Yes.

Also, were you curious enough to go to the girl's restroom, back then?
All I knew back then was that they had way more bathroom stalls in there.

What's the dumbest thing you've done to or in front of a girl you liked?
I don't think I've hit that point of doing something stupid.........except maybe for making the mistake of drinking vodka and rum back to-back...

Ever worn a piece of clothing usually worn by the opposite sex?
Yes.

Ever flown in a plane?
Yes.

If you could own one vehicle, be it a plane or hovercraft or whatever, what would it be?
Old-school VW van...y'know the cool ones with the white-wall tires.

Did you think of a flying saucer when you read that last question?
Nope, didn't come up as a choice.

If you could own an animal, which one would it be?
I think I've answered this before, but it would be either a bulldog, pug, or a ferret.

If you could pwn someone, who would it be?
Bill O'Reily. He needs to get decked, big-time.

What would be your dream job?
Hmm.......I guess what every gamers' dream job is, either to work for a game developer or be a reviewer.

Has anyone on the forums ever told you that you are awesome?
Yup.

Have you ever been in a situation where you felt like you were in an anime?
Uhh....*thinks*Nope, not that I recall.

Have ever felt like you just stepped into the twilight zone, if yes, please share?
When I used to go from Oakland to San Jose to hang out with friends; HUGE difference in the atmosphere.

Do you have any siblings?
Yes, an older brother and sister.

Are you afraid of clowns?
I wouldn't exactly say I am afraid of them, I just have a general hatred towards them.

Ghosts?
Once I see one, I'll respond accordingly.

Zombies?
If said zombie apocalypse happened, we'd all be giddy as hell because its actually happening...so no, I don't think I am afraid of zombies.

Aliens?
Depends if they are the mean 'we will destroy you' aliens from Independence Day, or the scared 'we just want to go home' aliens from District 9.

People?
Oh yea, definitely; people/humanity is one crazy sumbish.

Have you ever "done time?"
You mean jail/prison? No, I have not.

You are awesome!
Oh, this is so unexpected; I would like to thank everyone that made this moment possible...*hears cue and music to wrap it up* um, uh..I want to thank my family,  my mom and dad, all my friends, I love you guys!

How long did it take you to answer this questionnaire?
About 15-20 minutes.

Do you have an ethnic preference when it comes to girls?
I haven't actually thought about that before.........no, not really.

What gender would you hope for your firstborn child to be?
A boy, because I would probably scare away all the potential boyfriends if my first child was a girl.

Do you like to go fishing?
Never been.

Do you watch the food channel?
Used to, when I still had cable.

Do you subscribe to YouTubers, if yes, who?
Not really.

Do you usually read all the questions first and then answer or answer them as you read them?
I typically read all the questions first, then once I am done laughing or wondering why some questions were asked, I respond.

How long did it take for you to finish this questionnaire?
After checking if everything was answered, about 21 minutes.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: G.I.R on August 19, 2010, 12:15:02 AM
Do you think some people ask too many questions?   ::)
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 19, 2010, 11:51:08 AM
Quote from: G.I.R on August 19, 2010, 12:15:02 AM
Do you think some people ask too many questions?   ::)
Nope.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: AuroraDreamer on August 19, 2010, 01:02:32 PM
What is the weirdest question you have been asked?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 19, 2010, 09:33:13 PM
Quote from: AuroraDreamer on August 19, 2010, 01:02:32 PM
What is the weirdest question you have been asked?
Damnit, I had to go back through past posts and see which one fit the bill; only problem is I got tired after about page 40, so I grabbed the two that I think to be the weirdest ones:

"green underwear or purple underwear?"

"Dear Dr. O, I'm half nakked and only in a towel. Would you like for me to pick you up now?"
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: AuroraDreamer on August 20, 2010, 02:29:49 AM
XD Very interesting!

What is a question that you thought would be asked, but hasn't been?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 20, 2010, 02:07:24 PM
Quote from: AuroraDreamer on August 20, 2010, 02:29:49 AM
XD Very interesting!

What is a question that you thought would be asked, but hasn't been?
"Where's the beef?"
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: AuroraDreamer on August 20, 2010, 05:04:49 PM
I'm not sure if these has been asked before, but whatever.
If you could only eat one type of meal for the rest of your life what would you pick?
What anime describes your life?
Are you happy that is that one?
If you could pick an anime to be in what one would you want to be in?
Why is it I can think of questions now, but earlier I couldn't?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 20, 2010, 05:27:20 PM
Quote from: AuroraDreamer on August 20, 2010, 05:04:49 PM
I'm not sure if these has been asked before, but whatever.
If you could only eat one type of meal for the rest of your life what would you pick?
Hmm.....I'll say The Big Carl from Carl's Jr.

What anime describes your life?
I really don't know which one it would be, but if I had to pick...I would say either Lucky Star or Azumanga Daioh, since those are shows about nothing in general.

Are you happy that is that one?
It could have been better.

If you could pick an anime to be in what one would you want to be in?
Tenchi Muyo.

Why is it I can think of questions now, but earlier I couldn't?
Your brain was in sleep mode.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: c2chaos on August 20, 2010, 11:10:52 PM
What device are you reading this from (i.e. cell phone, PC, laptop, game console)?
If you could have a harem, who would be in it, whether the person is real or not?
What's the most boring or uninteresting anime you have seen?
Did you watch it all anyway?
What's the saddest anime you have seen?
Most epic?
Most horrific?
Funniest?
Do you watch hentai? Of course you do!! You're an otaku.
Which kind(s) do you like? (Tentacles, Bondage, Futanari, etc.)
Why is it that you don't own a PS3?
Do you own a Pokéwalker?
You have a DS, do you own a R4DS?
Is your PSP running a CFW?
You are forming the ULTIMATE music group, which musicians would you put in it? (14 people max limit)
Where's the beef?
What's your take on vegans?
Do you have any food allergies?
Do you wear any corrective devices? (Glasses, retainers, etc.)
What kind of bread do you prefer?
What's your favorite kind of cookies?
Were you bullied when you were growing up?
Have you ever wished you were adopted?
How many girlfriends have you had?
Do you have one now?

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuya on August 21, 2010, 01:23:59 PM
Do you mind if I answer some questions too? Since I'm also technically an Otaku(ya) too, although not a doctor or apprentice.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 21, 2010, 08:42:05 PM
Quote from: c2chaos on August 20, 2010, 11:10:52 PM
What device are you reading this from (i.e. cell phone, PC, laptop, game console)?
PC; don't own a laptop, phone can't access websites, game consoles take too long.

If you could have a harem, who would be in it, whether the person is real or not?
Halle Berry, Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo, Rosario Dawson, Yoko from Gurren Lagann, Rina Akiyama(Naomi from Kamen Rider Den-O), and Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

What's the most boring or uninteresting anime you have seen?
Haruhi.

Did you watch it all anyway?
No.

What's the saddest anime you have seen?
Hmm.....probably Key the Metal Idol, but I never saw the last couple of episodes.

Most epic?
Currently, that title is held by Gurren Lagann.

Most horrific?
Highschool of the Dead.

Funniest?
Yakitate! Japan, although I have yet to finish that series.

Do you watch hentai? Of course you do!! You're an otaku.
Only at Fanime...and even then, I can only watch it for a little bit, since some of the stuff shown makes you say "WTF?!" and walk out in disgust....like when I walked in on a showing of Night Shift Nurses and walked right back out, followed by a mass exodus of other people.

Which kind(s) do you like? (Tentacles, Bondage, Futanari, etc.)
Please refer to the previous answer.

Why is it that you don't own a PS3?
No job.

Do you own a Pokéwalker?
Nope, quit pokemon a long time ago.

You have a DS, do you own a R4DS?
Nope.

Is your PSP running a CFW?
Que?

You are forming the ULTIMATE music group, which musicians would you put in it? (14 people max limit)
Once they become the ultimate group, then there wouldn't be anyone that would sound better than them, so no ultimate group for me.

Where's the beef?
At the farm.

What's your take on vegans?
Meh.

Do you have any food allergies?
None that I know of.

Do you wear any corrective devices? (Glasses, retainers, etc.)
No, but I kinda wish I did wear glasses.

What kind of bread do you prefer?
Not the kind thats whole grain and has seeds in it.

What's your favorite kind of cookies?
Chocolate Chip, hands down.

Were you bullied when you were growing up?
I wasn't bullied, but I was chased by girls back in the first grade.....don't remember why, though.

Have you ever wished you were adopted?
No, I do not.

How many girlfriends have you had?
One.

Do you have one now?
Yes.

Quote from: Otakuya on August 21, 2010, 01:23:59 PM
Do you mind if I answer some questions too? Since I'm also technically an Otaku(ya) too, although not a doctor or apprentice.
Just for fun, you can take the next post.....let's see how ya do.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: c2chaos on August 23, 2010, 11:54:53 AM
Wow, two days and no one's posted questions for Otakuya. Well then, I guess I'll take this opportunity to rewind things a bit. (^_^)

Are you ready Otakuya? (<--Rhetorical Question)
Where do you think is the worst place to be during a zombie apocalypse?
You're infected with the zombie virus and you will turn soon, would you rather kill yourself or become one of them?
Where do you think is the worst place to be during an alien invasion?
You have been captured by the aliens, what's next?
Again, who or what would you like to see caught in a hovering spacecraft's tractor beam?
Which is worse aliens or zombies or alien zombies or zombie aliens?
Do you like vocaloids?
What cosplay would you like to see?
What cosplay would you like to see yourself in?
Of these three anime characters, which one would you rather date: Primula (Shuffle), Mina Tepes (Dance in the Vampire Bund), or Yachiru Kusajishi (Bleach)?
Would you rather be lost in time or lost in space?
Where would you go to in a Zombie Apocalypse?
Who would you take with you in said apocalypse?
Melee weapon of choice?
Who would you like to see as a zombie?
Would you rather deal with slow moving zombies like in Resident Evil or crazy fast ones like in Left 4 Dead?
Zombies on a plane or snakes on a plane?
Where would you go to during an Alien Invasion.
Who would you take with you in said invasion?
Weapon of choice to slaughter aliens?
Who would or what would you like to see caught in a hovering spacecraft's tractor beam?
If you could create or revive a species of animals what would it be?
What one illness would you like there to be a cure for?
3d girls or 2d girls or real girls?
Breast size: A,B,C, or D or all of the above or A, B, and C, or B, C, and D or A and B, or B and C, or C and D, or E-the bigger the better?
Do you own a daikimakura (body pillow)?
Frozen twinkies or fried twinkies?
Do you like Hot Cheetos?
Pocky or Yan-Yan?
Imageshack or photobucket?
Best dream EVAR!!!???
What device are you reading this from (i.e. cell phone, PC, laptop, game console)?
If you could have a harem, who would be in it, whether the person is real or not?
What's the most boring or uninteresting anime you have seen?
Did you watch it all anyway?
What's the saddest anime you have seen?
Most epic?
Most horrific?
Funniest?
Do you watch hentai? Of course you do!! You're an otaku.
Which kind(s) do you like? (Tentacles, Bondage, Futanari, etc.)
Do you own a Pokéwalker?
Where's the beef?
Got milk?
What's your take on vegans?
Do you have any food allergies?
Do you wear any corrective devices? (Glasses, retainers, etc.)
What kind of bread do you prefer?
What's your favorite kind of cookies?
Were you bullied when you were growing up?
Have you ever wished you were adopted?
How many girlfriends have you had?
Do you have one now?
Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard?
Do you like waffle cones or the wafer kind?
What video game consoles do you own, including portables?
What are your thoughts on public restrooms?
How long did it take you to answer this questionnaire?
Ever fell into a toilet?
Ever sat on a wet toilet?
Ever gone streaking or skinny dipping?
When you were in elementary school, were you chased by girls?
Also, were you curious enough to go to the girl's restroom, back then?
What's the dumbest thing you've done to or in front of a girl you liked?
Ever worn a piece of clothing usually worn by the opposite sex?
Ever flown in a plane?
If you could own one vehicle, be it a plane or hovercraft or whatever, what would it be?
If you could own an animal, which one would it be?
If you could pwn someone, who would it be?
What would be your dream job?
Has anyone on the forums ever told you that you are awesome?
Have you ever been in a situation where you felt like you were in an anime?
Have ever felt like you just stepped into the twilight zone, if yes, please share?
Do you have any siblings?
Are you afraid of clowns?
Ghosts?
Zombies?
Aliens?
People?
Have you ever "done time?"
You are awesome!
Did you find any similarities between you and otakuapprentice?
Do you have an ethnic preference when it comes to girls?
What gender would you hope for your firstborn child to be?
Do you like to go fishing?
Do you watch the food channel?
Do you subscribe to YouTubers, if yes, who?
Do you usually read all the questions first and then answer or answer them as you read them?
How long did it take for you to finish this questionnaire?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuya on August 23, 2010, 04:47:48 PM
Quote from: c2chaos on August 23, 2010, 11:54:53 AM
Wow, two days and no one's posted questions for Otakuya. Well then, I guess I'll take this opportunity to rewind things a bit. (^_^)

Are you ready Otakuya? (<--Rhetorical Question) Yep
Where do you think is the worst place to be during a zombie apocalypse? Out in the open, cuz there's nowhere to hide and no real weapons laying around
You're infected with the zombie virus and you will turn soon, would you rather kill yourself or become one of them? Kill self because I don't want to hurt others...only if I am able to reason that way while a zombie
Where do you think is the worst place to be during an alien invasion? Washington D.C.
You have been captured by the aliens, what's next? Do what they say, take them to our leader
Again, who or what would you like to see caught in a hovering spacecraft's tractor beam? First, cows. Then anything a Katamari would pick up
Which is worse aliens or zombies or alien zombies or zombie aliens? alien zombies, cuz they're foreign and tough to kill
Do you like vocaloids? Never had a fond of them
What cosplay would you like to see? Kaichou wa Maid-sama (Cafe Latte and their themes)
What cosplay would you like to see yourself in? Nothing really, unless the character wears glasses
Of these three anime characters, which one would you rather date: Primula (Shuffle), Mina Tepes (Dance in the Vampire Bund), or Yachiru Kusajishi (Bleach)? Yachiru cuz I like pink hair
Would you rather be lost in time or lost in space? Space, cuz you can always follow a star
Where would you go to in a Zombie Apocalypse? Big 5 or Sports Authority, unlimited weapons and ammo
Who would you take with you in said apocalypse? My brother, cuz he has experience in it (a.k.a L4D)
Melee weapon of choice? Machine gun with lots of ammo
Who would you like to see as a zombie? Kim Jong Il, which means 1) he should be dead and 2) less regret to kill
Would you rather deal with slow moving zombies like in Resident Evil or crazy fast ones like in Left 4 Dead? RE zombies cuz there's hardly any waves or hoardes of fast zombies
Zombies on a plane or snakes on a plane? Zombies, cuz at least one of them may be able to fly the plane, always happens
Where would you go to during an Alien Invasion? Boston, MA, cuz apparently that's a safe place in the movies (see Know1ng)
Who would you take with you in said invasion? Whoever the main character is at the time
Weapon of choice to slaughter aliens? Long swords and antibacterial lotion
Who would or what would you like to see caught in a hovering spacecraft's tractor beam? Brett Favre, Miami Heat's Big 3, cuz they're annoying
If you could create or revive a species of animals what would it be? Unicorn
What one illness would you like there to be a cure for? All cancers
3d girls or 2d girls or real girls? Real
Breast size: A,B,C, or D or all of the above or A, B, and C, or B, C, and D or A and B, or B and C, or C and D, or E-the bigger the better? All of the above and bigger the better
Do you own a daikimakura (body pillow)? Yes, but with no design or picture (bought from Bed Bath & Beyond, yeah, that kind)
Frozen twinkies or fried twinkies? Fried
Do you like Hot Cheetos? Amazingly, no, but regular Cheetos, yes
Pocky or Yan-Yan? Pocky
Imageshack or photobucket? Photobucket
Best dream EVAR!!!??? I won the lottery and didn't know what to do with it
What device are you reading this from (i.e. cell phone, PC, laptop, game console)? Laptop
If you could have a harem, who would be in it, whether the person is real or not? Myself + Katsura Hinagiku, Misaki Ayuzawa, among others
What's the most boring or uninteresting anime you have seen? Slayers Evolution-R, cuz it felt more like a fan tribute than actual story progression
Did you watch it all anyway? Had to, I'm still a fan of the original series
What's the saddest anime you have seen? Last episode of Azumanga Daioh when they graduate and Chiyo-chan was crying
Most epic? Nothing in particular that would have me call it epic
Most horrific? I forgot the name of it, but someone's eyeball was slashed in the first episode
Funniest? Hayate no Gotoku, especially when they either break the 4th Wall or cameo another anime
Do you watch hentai? Of course you do!! You're an otaku. Yep...hey!
Which kind(s) do you like? (Tentacles, Bondage, Futanari, etc.) Um, straight up, loving, and sensual?
Do you own a Pokéwalker? Nope, and don't even have Pokemon HG or SS
Where's the beef? At McDonald's; p.s. try the mushroom and swiss angus snack wrap, my favorite
Got milk? Yep, 2%
What's your take on vegans? Crazy picky. I know, I used to be a restaurant assistant manager
Do you have any food allergies? Watermelon smoothies and some other fresh fruit
Do you wear any corrective devices? (Glasses, retainers, etc.) Glasses, practically since I was born
What kind of bread do you prefer? Baked on cheese, rye, Italian
What's your favorite kind of cookies? Chocolate Chip and Reese's peanut butter cup (not peanut butter cookie)
Were you bullied when you were growing up? Oh yeah, but I grown up from it
Have you ever wished you were adopted? No
How many girlfriends have you had? 1
Do you have one now? Yep, that same one
Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard? I don't get it
Do you like waffle cones or the wafer kind? Wafer
What video game consoles do you own, including portables? *deep breath* PS3, PS2, PS1, PSP, Wii, N64, SNES, NES, GB, GBP, GBC, DSLite, Xbox360, Dreamcast, Saturn, Genesis, laptop, desktop...although shared with my brother
What are your thoughts on public restrooms? Only use a Starbucks restroom, cuz I trust they are the cleanest
How long did it take you to answer this questionnaire?  Looks like just about 20 minutes so far
Ever fell into a toilet? Yeah, I was in a hurry and didn't look
Ever sat on a wet toilet? No, always dry it first
Ever gone streaking or skinny dipping? Nope
When you were in elementary school, were you chased by girls? Game-of-tag chased
Also, were you curious enough to go to the girl's restroom, back then? One time, I had to, with permission from my teacher
What's the dumbest thing you've done to or in front of a girl you liked? Sneezed, coughed, and threw up in front of her
Ever worn a piece of clothing usually worn by the opposite sex? Nothing noticeable, but I did go through high school band with a female band uniform the whole time...hey, it fitted
Ever flown in a plane? Yep, a lot
If you could own one vehicle, be it a plane or hovercraft or whatever, what would it be? A car where I don't have to worry about gas, tire wear, or car maintenance at all
If you could own an animal, which one would it be? Penguin
If you could pwn someone, who would it be? Those with the fastest times on Initial D 5
What would be your dream job? PGA Tour player or NASCAR Sprint Cup Series driver
Has anyone on the forums ever told you that you are awesome? Not that I'm aware of, but am I though?
Have you ever been in a situation where you felt like you were in an anime? Aren't all parts of life like an anime, in a way?
Have ever felt like you just stepped into the twilight zone, if yes, please share? I drove through Alum Rock Blvd during the cold snap earlier this year. It was snowing like crazy up there in the mountains, so much so I thought I was in Tahoe, and I was worried I might get stuck in the snow...in San Jose
Do you have any siblings? One brother (Jyunishinsho, in these forums, but I noticed he doesn't post much here anymore
Are you afraid of clowns? Clowns are ok, carnies are scary cuz they take your money
Ghosts? Not really
Zombies? Instant zombies yes, zombies in general no
Aliens? No
People? I used to, but I suck it up and go for it now
Have you ever "done time?" Nope
You are awesome! Yay! At least 1 person said I am
Did you find any similarities between you and otakuapprentice? Other than "otaku", not really, but he's just as awesome
Do you have an ethnic preference when it comes to girls? Not really
What gender would you hope for your firstborn child to be? I'd like to have a daughter
Do you like to go fishing? Depends on where. I like freshwater fishing rather than deep-sea saltwater
Do you watch the food channel? Ooh yeah!
Do you subscribe to YouTubers, if yes, who? Anyone posting new Botchamania videos ('MaffewJapaneseTable')
Do you usually read all the questions first and then answer or answer them as you read them? One at a time, line by line
How long did it take for you to finish this questionnaire? Wow, 45 minutes?

I did it! I'm no longer a virgin to the Ask Otakuya thread! I'll let the doc handle the next one

Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: c2chaos on August 29, 2010, 04:33:56 PM
Do you miss not having questions to answer?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on August 30, 2010, 03:20:16 PM
Quote from: c2chaos on August 29, 2010, 04:33:56 PM
Do you miss not having questions to answer?
Yes and No.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: rude32 on September 02, 2010, 12:24:52 AM
So Dr. I'm sitting here listening to Nirvana's Album "In Utero" and I was wondering what your favorite album, or albums if you cant choose just one, is?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: c2chaos on October 04, 2010, 05:45:58 PM
Are you still there?
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: otakuapprentice on October 04, 2010, 06:57:54 PM
Quote from: rude32 on September 02, 2010, 12:24:52 AM
So Dr. I'm sitting here listening to Nirvana's Album "In Utero" and I was wondering what your favorite album, or albums if you cant choose just one, is?
I don't have one favorite album, but the albums on my list of favorites are(in no particular order):
My Chemical Romance - Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge, The Black Parade
DJ Tiesto - Just Be
The Knux - Remind Me In 3 Days....
Lupe Fiasco - The Cool
Matchbook Romance - Voices
Snow Patrol - Final Straw
The Streets - A Grand Don't Come for Free

Thats just a few.

Quote from: c2chaos on October 04, 2010, 05:45:58 PM
Are you still there?
Yes.
Title: Re: the "Ask Otaku" thread
Post by: c2chaos on October 04, 2010, 09:40:45 PM
Just checking. (https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2Fa4IQZ-Elx8Y%2Fhqdefault.jpg&hash=3ac2ec9dd37d5053650a1654041318387fa5e6a2)