Due to the terrorist attack on byo/b, this topic snuck around to this section. Here we go!!</Mario>
AX sent sleeper cells to flame and destroy byo/b.
AX began the spread of AIDS by having sex with monkeys.
Quote from: Liquid on May 18, 2009, 11:47:02 AM
AX began the spread of AIDS by having sex with monkeys.
And Ax also created the church of scientology by having sex with L. Ron Hubbard. XD
Quote from: Glitch on May 18, 2009, 11:52:24 AM
Quote from: Liquid on May 18, 2009, 11:47:02 AM
AX began the spread of AIDS by having sex with monkeys.
And Ax also created the church of scientology by having sex with L. Ron Hubbard. XD
...and had sex with horses, thus creating a race of centaurs that are hidden from today's normal society.
Quote from: Liquid on May 18, 2009, 12:00:26 PM
Quote from: Glitch on May 18, 2009, 11:52:24 AM
Quote from: Liquid on May 18, 2009, 11:47:02 AM
AX began the spread of AIDS by having sex with monkeys.
And Ax also created the church of scientology by having sex with L. Ron Hubbard. XD
...and had sex with horses, thus creating a race of centaurs that are hidden from today's normal society.
Wow
AX must suck then
AX sent me the Juty Duty notice.
AX won't shut up when your at the movies watching a really good flick.
AX didn't like the new Star Trek movie.
AX is the reason people don't understand my kind.
AX ate the last slice of pizza, and then told you there was still some left.
AX liked season two of Heroes more then season one.
wait whos AX? is it that anime expo?
Quote from: Rhornez on May 20, 2009, 09:15:23 PM
wait whos AX? is it that anime expo?
Yup! Our favorite scapegoat.
AX is keeping me from going to Fanime This year..
AX built a spaceship capable of lightspeed. They flew so fast that they went back in time and crash landed into the Earth....killing the dinosaurs.
Quote from: G.I.R on May 21, 2009, 12:44:33 AMAX is keeping me from going to Fanime This year..
You can't go??!?!?!
Nah. To much BS at work, and waited to late to get a room (needed one at the Hilton or Marriot).
AX made it so humid today.
AX is the reason there is traffic on 680. >:(
Quote from: G.I.R on May 21, 2009, 04:17:27 PM
Nah. To much BS at work, and waited to late to get a room (needed one at the Hilton or Marriot).
That sucks man.
Quote from: Liquid on May 21, 2009, 05:22:51 PM
AX is the reason there is traffic on 680. >:(
... and every other freeway on the Pacific Coast.
Quote from: Liquid
Quote from: G.I.R on May 21, 2009, 04:17:27 PM
Nah. To much BS at work, and waited to late to get a room (needed one at the Hilton or Marriot).
That sucks man.
Yeah, so I got to get an MRI instead. :P (Sucky thing is, I could have done that and gone to Fanime today if I had the time off).
AX made me forget what ASUX stands for. (Can someone help me? I just saw Fanboy Bebop again, but I didn't write it down fast enough)
AX Closed the I-5 / SR91 exchange for the week.
Quote from: Barnes on May 25, 2009, 08:28:52 PM
AX made me forget what ASUX stands for. (Can someone help me? I just saw Fanboy Bebop again, but I didn't write it down fast enough)
I believe its:
Anime
Southern
Universe
e
Xpo
^Thank you.
AX makes public bathrooms smell bad.
(Sidenote: Apperently, Ax is getting Gurren Lagann's director as a GoH down there this year.
Link: http://www.animevice.com/news/anime-expo-announces-gurren-lagann-director-as-guest-of-honor/1277/ )
AX sent the protesters to our convention.
AX threw up in all the concourse level bathrooms late at night.
AX is the reason that so many Otaku need hugs.
AX hits all the buttons before getting off the Marriot elevator.
AX asks you if it's okay to sleep on the floor of your hotel room and you agree. When you wake up AX is in bed next to you.
AX made me miss the Momoi autgraph session.
AX let drunk hockey players out of their hotel rooms during Fanime.
Quote from: Liquid on May 29, 2009, 02:56:21 PM
AX let drunk hockey players out of their hotel rooms during Fanime.
roflmao.
AX tricked my roomies into getting drunk, high, and roll'd with the hocky players. Leaving me roomless and sleepless for the night in fear of getting arrested along with their stupid asses. v_v
AX has FAN-BOY FUNK.
Quote from: Barnes on May 26, 2009, 11:56:43 PM
(Sidenote: Apperently, Ax is getting Gurren Lagann's director as a GoH down there this year.
Link: http://www.animevice.com/news/anime-expo-announces-gurren-lagann-director-as-guest-of-honor/1277/ )
I'm told GAINAX will have a huge presence at AX this year, like they did for FanimeCon in 2008!
Having met the AX chairs, I'm kind of disturbed by this thread... but I realize - or at least hope - this is all in good fun. ^_^;;
Quote from: Tony on June 02, 2009, 04:58:12 PM
Having met the AX chairs, I'm kind of disturbed by this thread... but I realize - or at least hope - this is all in good fun. ^_^;;
It is, at least on my end. A lot of people go to both. I know if I had the time and funds I'd be trying to make an appearance at AX. :)
AX doesnt like sara lee.
AX Made this topic personal.
AX is reason why I don't have enough money to pay for AX now so that I can go to AX.
AX is the cause of the freaky weather this week.
AX killed bill. :'(
AX is the reason we dont have sponsors cause they took em all
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.
AX made someone lose ten dollars today.
What?
AX went to Jack in the Box and tried to buy ninety-nine tacos for two cents.
AX was fighting for the Germans on D-Day.
AX made Sara need to change her work schedule so i had to go in.
Quote from: Runewitt on June 08, 2009, 12:19:22 AM
AX made Sara need to change her work schedule so i had to go in.
Those
Bastards!AX is pushing the price of gas back to the $3.00 level again.
AX ate the lasst slice of pizza.
Quote from: Runewitt on June 10, 2009, 09:53:17 PM
AX ate the lasst slice of pizza.
AX ordered the pizza with Anchovies.
Hurt AX, Heal Fanime. ;D
Quote from: G.I.R on June 17, 2009, 12:12:31 PM
Hurt AX, Heal Fanime. ;D
lmao :D
Candidates:
-Fanime 19,581
-AX 13
Dead Zone:
-Sac Anime
I live to far away to go to AX
AX gave me jury duty less than a mile away from it's self!
AX killed Billy Mays
AX struck again. They killed Karl Malden.
^No. It's more then that...
AX has been secretly paying assassins to murder (by makeing it look natural) famous celebraties.
AX Gave me the Flu.
Quote from: G.I.R on July 08, 2009, 09:17:28 PM
AX Gave me the Flu.
Omg same here...
Been having a fever with chills for 2 days now.
AX further killed Michael Jackson
AX keeps chtulu from being president.
AX killed the "most trusted man" in America.
AX is taking one of my managers to Comic Con.. and it convinced him to get a Mohawk.
AX created the total lack of fast food locations in down town San Diego.
AX created the RRoD(Red Ring of Death) for the Xbox360
Not ATi? Hmm.
AX Killed my XBox, and required me to do an update on my XBox 360 so I could play Family Guy Xbox.
Quote from: G.I.R on August 11, 2009, 10:41:18 PM
Not ATi? Hmm.
AX Killed my XBox, and required me to do an update on my XBox 360 so I could play Family Guy Xbox.
I have that game, my favorite level has to be Stewies. ;D
^
Ax is the reason we have sweatty nerds trying to hug people in hug alley
Quote from: Rhornez on August 14, 2009, 12:26:26 PM
^
Ax is the reason we have sweatty nerds trying to hug people in hug alley
ew! AX put that vision in my mind.
AX gave me a flat tire.
AX lie to keep control.
AX disconnect my internet for a month last month >:(
Ax is the awful truth.
AX created bad people.
AX wrote the script for Terminator Salvation, and then cancelled the sarah connor chronicles.
Quote from: Glitch on September 24, 2009, 02:52:24 PM
AX wrote the script for Terminator Salvation, and then cancelled the sarah connor chronicles.
Slo That's why there's nothing to watch on Friday night.
AX is why nobody has posted here for ten weeks.
AX turned vampires from horrible and scary creatures to glow in the dark metrosexuals.
AX is one of Tiger Woods' mistresses.
^^ first reference on the boards?^^ lol
AX took away the classic menu on Windows 7
AX's pen name is Stephenie Meyer.
AX made their AX Idol contestants sing with the microphone the wrong way. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABSZ4O1nQkM)
AX is what keeps Paris Hilton and Britney Spears famous.
AX uses Autotune for all their announcements.
Quote from: xxxplizit (pogi1kenobi) on December 15, 2009, 03:57:27 PM
AX made their AX Idol contestants sing with the microphone the wrong way. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABSZ4O1nQkM)
Epic.
AX made it darker outside a lot earlier.
AX sent in secret assassins to kill Michael Jackson and then cover it up as a conspiracy. ::Nod nod:: It's true ya know...
AX broke my internet for a few days.
AX made Mel Gibson blame the Jews for all the world's wars.
AX will rename their initials to Avatar Expo, making it even more confusing to people with James Cameron's Avatar and Avatar: The Last Airbender.
AX schedules the masquerade at the same time the panel I'm in is going on.
AX almost had me scared to death with a topic on another forum that I read (and posted in XD )
AX has a new Director and because of this person 80% of the Board members have resigned. Taking with them, most (if not all) of their respective department's staff with them.
http://forums.fanime.com/index.php/topic,13389.msg356528/boardseen.html#new (http://forums.fanime.com/index.php/topic,13389.msg356528/boardseen.html#new)
Quote from: Liquid on January 13, 2010, 03:58:59 PM
AX has a new Director and because of this person 80% of the Board members have resigned. Taking with them, most (if not all) of their respective department's staff with them.
http://forums.fanime.com/index.php/topic,13389.msg356528/boardseen.html#new (http://forums.fanime.com/index.php/topic,13389.msg356528/boardseen.html#new)
But you forgot that AX is a living,breathing, evil entity. The director is really just the person who feeds the beast named AX.
AX is to blame for this horrible weather.
AX wants to add Ashton Kutcher as the dubbing voice of your favorite anime character.
AX invented the iPad. :P
AX introduced Pedo Bear to the Winter Olympics. :P
AX formed the hug wall.
AX trying to steal a Stanley Cup. "Our Stanley Cup..."
AX is the reason why the end of the opening ceremonies of the 2010 Winter Olympics failed
AX is the reason Lindsey Vonn's shin hurts.
AX is why Apple wasn't at Macworld Expo last week.
AX destroyed the big tree of the Na'vi.
AX makes bad movie remakes and forces people to watch them.
AX created "Lens Flares".
AX put the hotel booking and Artists Alley online for AX 2010 without telling anyone
Really, AA for AX 2010 is SOLD OUT
AX plans to have the girugamesh guy from the sakura con commercial and the american idol otaku breed. Thus creating the most annoying being in existance.
AX is the reason why John Shuster from the US Mens Curling team is sucking so bad
AX is gonna pay uwe boll to make a movie about your favorite game.
I blame AX for me having to go on a family trip to RENO so I can watch my niece and nephew at Circus Circus -__-;
AX announces Bleach: The Live-ACtion film, starring Adam Sandler as Ichigo with special effects done by Nick Simmons. (http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2010-03-22/warner-brothers-in-talks-for-live-action-bleach-film)
AX is the reason I lost my recent employment.
AX is the reason why I'm not getting any employment.
I blame AX for the existence of this thread.
AX is to blame for... AX
Srsly go look at their forums. People are saying it was horrid.
^ It was my first time at AX and as staff, too. Even I could see the horrid things happening like rude volunteers, uncoordinated transportation, wrong information, and terrible signage for events. This is what happens when a whole bunch of veteran staff get up and quit last-minute.
AX is to blame for my constipation. It seriously is. Stupid sandwiches!
AX is the live-action, 3rd sequel, new, director's cut, version 1.5, 2.02.591 patch, censored, dubbed, super silver special turbo deluxe platinum gold supreme diamond 5-star, editor's choice, con-of-the-year, online, people's choice edition of FanimeCon. (<---sense sarcasm?)
AX made me feel horrible for my irresponsibility at work. {I just wanted to blame someone or something else other than myself.}
Quote from: Otakuya on July 09, 2010, 12:16:57 AM
AX is the live-action, 3rd sequel, new, director's cut, version 1.5, 2.02.591 patch, censored, dubbed, super silver special turbo deluxe platinum gold supreme diamond 5-star, editor's choice, con-of-the-year, online, people's choice edition of FanimeCon. (<---sense sarcasm?)
You forgot to add micheal bay and ashton kutcher. I'm sure in some way they are involved.
^ hmm...what!? Michael Bay is involved with Ashton Kutcher?
Actually I mean-yes,of course they are! When Ax is involved, any hideous monstrosity you can imagine can become reality.
AX is the cause of Con-Sickness ...SRSLY.
AX broke my foot.
AX broke the air.
AX is the reason the Dems control Cali now >.<
AX force me to not be on the Fanime forums for a long time.
AX made my mom hard to shop for.
Ax has the cure for aids, but only shared it with one man in Germany.
Ax is the reason we dont get enough money to book Dir En Grey