Fanime is such an interesting convention. I think we should all point out all the neat things about.
Did you know that fanime's most effective form of advertisement is sending out ninja to secretly put flyers in your back packs and purses?
Were you aware that Fanime is actually an acronym for Friendly Anti-social Nerds In Motivational Ensemble?
Nobody actually knows when fanime first started, since that was before written history, but we do have fossil records that indicate most fanboys were pretty large back then too.
The first recorded Fanime chair was actually a stool.
Quote from: Glitch on February 08, 2010, 02:44:33 PM
Fanime is such an interesting convention. I think we should all point out all the neat things about.
Did you know that fanime's most effective form of advertisement is sending out ninja to secretly put flyers in your back packs and purses?
So that's where it came from! Why haven't I seen them?
Without Fanime, California's economy would collapse.
Fanime is the Antithesis of AX. It helps to create balance in the universe.
Fanime hosts meetings for alien refugees. They blend in perfectly given all the cosplaying that goes on. Ever been to a panel where you don't know what the hell they're talking about? Then you probably already attended a meeting.
Quote from: G.I.R on February 08, 2010, 03:42:59 PM
Quote from: Glitch on February 08, 2010, 02:44:33 PM
Fanime is such an interesting convention. I think we should all point out all the neat things about.
Did you know that fanime's most effective form of advertisement is sending out ninja to secretly put flyers in your back packs and purses?
So that's where it came from! Why haven't I seen them?
Because you only get split second view before the ninjas take them back. But you remember it in your subconcious. Fanime ninjas(or faninjas) are the most effective force in advertisement.
Fanime continues because you touch yourself at night.
Fanime lives inside you. A piece of it lives inside all of us. Each year when the annual meeting time approaches there is a yearning within us that calls us to meet at the designated place. A reunion, if you will.
Another fun fact: Back in ancient times Fanime used to be known as "Jenova".
Fanime doesn't judge what you do at night by yourself. It's cool like that.
Quote from: Liquid on February 09, 2010, 11:04:04 AM
Fanime lives inside you. A piece of it lives inside all of us. Each year when the annual meeting time approaches there is a yearning within us that calls us to meet at the designated place. A reunion, if you will.
Does that mean when Goku calls for a spirit ball, he's holding a convention in his hands?
Quote from: Glitch on February 09, 2010, 11:19:48 AM
Quote from: Liquid on February 09, 2010, 11:04:04 AM
Fanime lives inside you. A piece of it lives inside all of us. Each year when the annual meeting time approaches there is a yearning within us that calls us to meet at the designated place. A reunion, if you will.
Does that mean when Goku calls for a spirit ball, he's holding a convention in his hands?
In a manner of speaking....yes. The convention Goku holds in his hands is technically a World Wildlife Federation sanctioned convention. WWF Con. Sponsored by PETA.
This is our 16th anniversary.
... sweet 16 party, anyone?
Quote from: Tony on February 09, 2010, 02:07:56 PM
This is our 16th anniversary.
... sweet 16 party, anyone?
Fanime: "I WANT A NEW CAR!"
TonyChair: "NO! That is NOT within our budget!"
Fanime: "I HATE YOU! YOU'VE RUINED MY SUPER SWEET SIXTEEN!"
Quote from: Liquid on February 09, 2010, 02:28:59 PM
Quote from: Tony on February 09, 2010, 02:07:56 PM
This is our 16th anniversary.
... sweet 16 party, anyone?
Fanime: "I WANT A NEW CAR!"
TonyChair: "NO! That is NOT within our budget!"
Fanime: "I HATE YOU! YOU'VE RUINED MY SUPER SWEET SIXTEEN!"
Fanime: It's so not fair! AX got a bigger sweet 16! You just want me to lose attendance. *runs off like a drama queen.*
just be glad we dont have a sweet 16 mascot. :-[
such as:
(https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mbarrick.net%2Flivejournal%2F2009%2F07%2Fvancouver_2010_mascots_sumi_quatchi_miga_mukmuk_pedobear.jpg&hash=b11b58cc636d2fc645bea3203ea43659087eaa43)
The anime clubs Beefbowl Anime, Chabot Anime, Foothill Anime and No-Name Anime all hold rings that have powers of anime fandom in them. When a fight gets too intense, they combine they're powers to form captain planetFanime!!! *music starts.*
The Universe is thesis and antithesis: Fanime is the synthesis. It is the teleological culmination of Human History. It is the God in the Machine. There is no truth but Fanime. It is Great Constant, the Objective Observer which brings meaning to existence. Fanime is the System of the World: Fanime is e to the (i * pi), Fanime is 42, Fanime is the wet dream of Newton, Fanime IS.
Fanime is not just like, it is a rolling stone. Fanime keeps on liftin' you higher, then you've ever been lifted before. Fanime is the sound of silence: Fanime is the neon god they made. Fanime is the night they drove old Dixie down and the weight. Fanime is eight days a week. Fanime's got a brand a new bag. Fanime ain't to proud to beg.
Fanime is the small thermal exhaust port in the Doomsday device. Fanime has what it takes to bring the boys back home. By Christmas. Fanime saw LeFors. And shot him dead. When you're at ten, and you need that extra boost, where do you go from there? Fanime.
...I'm having way too much fun with this.
Fanime won WWII and the Cold War.
Fanime's son is Chuck Norris. Scratch that, it is Chuck Norris.
It's over 9000. ;)
Fanime was created by alien technology found in Roswell, NM.
Did you know that Fanime is consiring with the mole people
Fanime is actually Area 51.
Fanime is actually a sentient being possessing the hearts and minds of attendees and forcing them to enjoy themselves against their will.
FANIME is made up of three elements. The first is FA, which stands for fanservicium; an element that causes organisms to hallucinate their fantasies. The second is NI, which stands for Ninjanium; an element that can cause organisms and other elements to flip out. The third is ME, which stands for Merchandisiam; an element that seem to randomly attract large amounts of other elements with out rhyme or reason.
It may take three or four days for these three elements to form FANIME, depending in which area you are in.
Fanime once won a gold medal in the Olympics, but got it taken away when it was discovered that they were under the age limit.
Without Fanime, the world would fall into darkness and then explode into a fire ball of doom.
Fanime is a creature that feeds off people's fandom. You must not be exposed to fanime for more than four days or else it will severely deplete your life force. This is the reason the fanime chair switches to a different person once in a while.
without fanime, the terrorists win
The Hadron Collider uses technology that has powered every Fanime since 2004
started off as a joke between [fanime] 5 college buddies who had nothing else better to do.
Fanime doesn't actually exist. It's a conspiracy by ARG to pretend that some event takes place every year, when in fact nothing happens. They do this to help dillusional people feel less sad. Everybody on these forums are actually just people in on the conspiracy.
Fanime makes up for 20% of the city of San Jose's economy.
Fanime is the drug of choice for many in San Jose; stronger than cocaine and marijuana.
Fanime invented deoderant. It was primarily for fanboys but apparrantly it took off everywhere except with fanboys.
Fanime Gave birth to me O_O
Once fanime has reached enough attendees, it will rise up and finally be able to leave earth. But before it leaves, Fanime will have an epic battle with AX. A fight that will probably destroy much of the planet and leave alot of people dead.