I remember reading this book as a kid and loving it. It's great to play too, cause it can completely go in a different direction. ;)
RULES:
* One person begins with a sentence (e.g., One day Little Johnny walked to the local shoe shop).
* The next person tells of something unfortunate that happens (e.g., Unfortunately, Little Johnny was hit by a refrigerator.).
* The following person contributes a fortunate event (e.g., Fortunately, the refrigerator was made entirely of marshmallows).
* The third person will contribute an unfortunate event (e.g., Unfortunately, these marshmallows had poisonous spikes on them)
* The fourth person will contribute a fortunate event (e.g., Fortunately, the spikes were made of Jello ), and the process is repeated
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So I'll start with the first sentence:
(Let's have it Fanime themed, just to make it special, kk? =d
It was the weekend of Fanime and Yuki was driving there, excited.
Well this sounds interesting.:D Ok.
Unfortunately, she was speeding and a cop pulled her over.
Fortunately, the cop thought she was cute, so he let her go without trouble. ;)
Unfortunately, someone stole her tires while she was pulled over.
Fortunately, a car full of cosplayers heading to fanime as well stopped to help her out.
Unfortunately, they got lost and ended up in New Mexico.
Fortunately, they ran into some cosplayers that were coming from New Mexico, and they got them back on the right track.
unfortunately one of the new mexico cosplayers ate a big burrito and has bad gas.
Fortunately everyone in the car had a disability and were immune to the scent.
Unfortunately their disability wore off after about an hour...
Fortunately the farting otaku was actually a robot sent by AX to infiltrate fanime. They threw him out of the car and watched the robot explode behind them in the distance.
unfortunately, some shrapnel from the explosion took out the rear tires of THIS car.
Fortunately, the rear tires are run-flat tires, allowing the car to continue for up to 200 miles.
Unfortunately they're coming from new mexico... so that doesn't get them very far lol
Fortunately, a random gundam stops by and gives them all a lift back to California.
Unfortunately another random gundam comes out of nowhere to attack them.
Fortunately, they had already made it back to California, so they were back to were they started from, lol. ^.^;;
But, then there was a retarded war that whoever was retarded in CA Had to be in normal camp and Johnny was the first to be sent.
Fortunately, this was all a dream that the dude in the pikachu cosplay was having after eating chips and soda.
Unfortunately, nobody knew when the dream started... (This is sounding like Paprika... >.>)
Quote from: DarkShinigamiX3 on May 03, 2010, 06:43:52 PM
Fortunately, this was all a dream that the dude in the pikachu cosplay was having after eating chips and soda.
((are you talking about the guy that cosplayed jessica nigiri at ALA? i met him. he's hilarious.))
fortunately, they all woke up and the driver ranted at them for falling asleep and leaving him to drive the boring 5 freeway all alone by himself.
Unfortunately, when they got to Fanime, Yuki was so disoriented, that she couldn't remember which hotel she was staying in.
Fortunately, a nice Pedobear helped the confused congoers find there hotel. (wait what?!)
Unfortunately, Yuki remembers him chasing me at the con last year (TRUE!!!), so she runs away from him, not getting any help.
Forunately, A random moogle comes and helps her.
Quote from: ichigocorcor on May 03, 2010, 09:01:57 PM
((are you talking about the guy that cosplayed jessica nigiri at ALA? i met him. he's hilarious.))
No.Some other dude.>.>
unfortunately, the protestors mistaked the moogle as a demon so attacked him with their signs.
fortunately, i remembered which hotel yuki was at since she told me in a previous board, so i helped her out!! :D
Unfortunately, when she got there, the hotel messed up her reservation by giving her a room she didn't want.
Fortunately, someone had a suite to share with Yuki.
Unfortunately, it was a really annoying person. >.>
Fortunately, Yuki is not spending the whole day with the person
Unfortunately, Yuki was spending too much time worrying and is wasting her precious Fanime time not going down to the convention center! DX
Fortunately, she can reverse time by two hours, one time only.
Unfortunately, the con became Bizzaro Fanime when she reversed time.
Fortunately, a magic man in a top hat and cape came by and made everything right. Time is back to normal! c(^.^c )
Unfortunately, Yuki had to pay the magic man $1000 for the service.
Fortunately, a nice guy came by and gave her $1000 dollars, just cause he felt sorry for her, since she was crying. ^.^
Unfortunately, it was monopoly money.
Fortunately, it came with a "get out of jail for free" card.
Unfortunately, it was written on the back of the "go straight to jail without passing go or collecting $200" card
Fortunately nobody noticed that she had it because she dropped it in a trash can and walked away before anyone could see.
Unfortunately, Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street was living on that trash can and attacked her.
Fortunately, Yuki wasn't very pleasant-tasting, so Oscar ate the magic man instead. He was magically delicious.
Unfortunately the magic man gave Oscar a zombie-disease and Oscar went after Yuki again.
Fortunately, Yuki had fingers and she formed a cross with them. Oscar turned into dust at the sight of it.
unfortunately, the dust spread throughout the area, and infected everyone around yuki with the same zombie disease.
Fortunately, everyone were already zombies and the ashes instead cured them all.
Unfortunately, they liked being zombies and didn't want to be cured. So they began to attack her.
Fortunately, she spotted Resident Evil Cosplayers across the street and yelled for help.
Unfortunately they were actually Left 4 Dead cosplayers and started shooting her.
Fortunately, a Boomer happened to be passing by and exploded on the L4D cosplayers and the zombies attacked them and Yuki fled into the Jesus Room where she hung out with Fanime Jesus and his appearing and disappearing coffee mug.
Unfortunately, Jesus decided to go to Karaoke and sing the Time Warp and leave me alone, unattended and scared. (WHAT IS BECOMING OF FANIME???!!! O.O)
Fortunately, soon he asks you to join and sing the Sailor Song by Toybox =DD
Unfortunately, Yuki sucks at karaoke, lol.
Fortunately the workers forgot to bring the karaoke version of the song with them and Yuki is an amazing lip synch-er.
Unfortunately, the leader of the protestors came in and pointed at her saying she is a witch.
Fortunately, Jesus put his hands up and said in a very epic way, "I forgive you all." (True story from Fanime... ^.^)
Quote from: Yuki Valentine on May 06, 2010, 09:50:33 PM
Fortunately, Jesus put his hands up and said in a very epic way, "I forgive you all." (True story from Fanime... ^.^)
LMFAO!!XD :DXD :DXD :DXD
Unfortunately, the protester was a demon himself and attacked the audience.
Fortunately, Jesus slays the Demon, looks down, and says "Do not resurrect thy Demon, may thy Satan let him of his presence forever!"
Unfortunately, Yuki was Satan and summoned her army of the underworld and destroyed Jesus and the protesters and turned Fanime into DemoniCon.
Fortunately, Go Nagai shows up and sues Yuki for copying the ending of Devilman.Thus, she turns back into a human and fanime goes back to normal.
Unfortunately, Phoenix Wright abruptly yelled "OBJECTION" and the judge overturned the case and DemoniCon continued on.
Fortunately Demonicon sold pocky that transported Yuki to an AU where Fanimecon was still going on normally.
Unfortunately Yuki wasn't able to have her Pocky and eat it too, so she had to buy more to satisfy her hunger. xD
Fortunately, she had enough money to buy more Pocky.
Unfortunately, the store was destroyed due to a random digi-monster rampage. >__>
fortunately she met up with the new and improved Pocky cosplayer whose costume "pooped" Pocky for a small fee
Unfortunately, the Pocky Cosplayer lied to Yuki, and said that 1 Pocky box was 99,000,000 Yen.
Fortunately Yuki found that trench coat vendor from resident evil. Who sold her pocky for a much cheaper price than the pocky cosplayer.
Unfortunately, the vendor also had something sexually intended for her in his mind.
Fortunately, she ran away before he could grab her hands.
unfortunately she tripped and found herself in some other random part of con, away from the two cosplayers
Fortunately, she found a few of the friends she met in the beginning.
Unfortunately, one of them was Domo-Kun, and it swallowed her whole.
Fortunately, while Domo was about to eat anoter person, she climbed out and ran away without Domo- kun knowing
Unfortunately, Yuki just remembered that the Masquerade was starting. But she was left in the back of the auditorium and couldn't see anything because she was sitting behind a Cloud with a giant buster sword.
Fortunately Momoi showed up and magically transported yuki to the very front using powers of awsome.
Unfortunately, the crazy mob of fanboys sitting in the front forced her to crowd surf to the back to Domo-kun who ate her again, however he just ate Pedo Bear and The Resident Evil Merchant too.
Fortunately, she tore her way out of Domo-Kun's stomach with Pedo Bear's claws.
Unfortunately, she stunk of blood, guts, and garbage food, and no one would stand within a 5 ft. radius of her.
Fortunately, she jacked a bottle of ultra Anti-Stank fro the RE Merchant and sprayed it on herself.
Unfortunately, it was expired and she still stinks.
Fortunately, Tamaki was generous enough to hand her some Super expensive perfume imported from England.
Unfortunately, it costs a leg.
Fortunately,
Lucy from Elfen Lied was there to cut her leg.
Unfortunately, it costs an arm to do that.
Fortunately, Yuki had 3 arms already.
Unfortunately, one of them killed Lucy.
Fortunately, Bo-bo-bo-bo came in and swooped Yuki off her feet, and brought her to the area that she wanted to go to the most.
Unfortunately, he thought she wanted to go into the boiler room where a group of hungry cannibals were waiting for her to boil her and eat her.
Fortunately, Yuki jumped out of his arms before they could reach the boiler room & walked into the Mariott Hotel where she met Orochimaru, who was in a good mood.
Unfortunately Orochimaru in a good mood means torture is soon to be had.
Fortunately, Tsunade saved Yuki by distracting him with Fan-made pictures of Kabuto neked. O_O
Unfortunately,Tsunade tripped and dropped Yuki to a group of guys who don't take baths.
Fortunately the unwashed males were too shy to actually try anything on poor Yuki.
Unfortunately, Alucard came, picked up Yuki, and took her to Hellsing HQ
Fortunately Alucard picked up Yuki and took her to his room in the Hellsing HQ.
Unfortunately, old Walter was there as well.
Fortunately, Walter left after Victoria asked him for help practicing.
(Has only read the first page)
Unfortunately, there was a tsunami that hit everyone.
Fortunately, San Jose is inland enough none of them got hit.
Unfortunately, there was an earthquake and they all fell down a crack that was made by the shake.
Fortunately, someone was carrying a jetpack and got everyone back on the surface.
Unfortunately, their jetpack ran out of fuel and dropped on the water with Yuki.
Fortunately, Yuki secretly can fly, so she sprouted her wings and brought them to safety.
Unfortunately the landing was horrible so she tumbled into the ground and broke her arm.
Fortunately, Sakura was there, and healed Yuki's wounds.
Unfortunately, there was also some head trauma to Yuki and she fell into a coma.
Fortunately, Yuki woke up from the coma(in Cheshire's place,) next to Xerxes Break, who was knitting.
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Unfortunately, she didn't know how to get back to FanimeCon.
Fortunately she just so happened to have a gps on her that gives turn by turn directions.
Unfortunately, the GPS did not work in Cheshire's home, and screwed up the system, leading her to Wonderland.
Fortunately, Alice was kind enough to lead Yuki back to Fanime.
Unfortunately, they were held up by the Jabberwock.
Fortunately, Alice killed the Jabberwocky and they moved onward
Unfortunately Yuki got kidnapped by some storm troopers that had gotten lost.
Fortunately the crew of the Millennium Falcon rescued Yuki and kicked some storm trooper butt.
Unfortunately, Darth Vader showed up and kick the Millennium Falcon crew's ass and kidnapped Yuki.
Fortunately "Darth Vader" was actually just Stewie Griffin in disguise so she distracted him with Brian and ran away.
Unfortunately, Yuki ran into this big, scary Japanese gangster guy and he demanded her to apologize for stealing his beloved.
Fortunately the scary gangster was very understanding once she explained the misunderstanding. He even gave her directions to Fanime.
Unfortunately, the gangster had bad handwriting and Yuki misread the directions which lead her to someone's deep, dark cave.
Fortunately there were these glowing worms *from Pitch Black* that she shoved in a bottle and used to light her way.
Unfortunately, she got kidnapped by the Mole-people and they intend to sacrifice her in a boiling pool of water.
Fortunately the abominable snow man appeared and cooled down the water considerably with all the snow he tracked in.
Unfortunately, it cooled down so much that it froze the core of the earth and started an ice age.
Fortunatley, Yuki and that "one guy" survived in a mini igloo that they created in 1.5 seconds before the earth cooled down.
Unfortunately, that "one guy" was a gynephobe and had a 2D-complex.
Fortunately Yuki was able to distract him for hours at a time with ancient side-scrolling games.
Unfortunately, nothing happened.
Fortunately, 2 doors randomly appeared in front of the two:
One door would lead to Fanime,
The other door would lead to certain doom.
Unfortunately, the crazy guy wanted to pick the door to certain doom. ><
Fortunately she had google maps and ignored them, taking the correct way to Fanime. (Anyone seen that youtube video? xD)
Unfortunately behind the door that led to fanime was a giant pit and Yuki ended up falling in.
Fortunately, Yuki found a rope and pulled herself up.
Unfortunately,Yuki fell down (again)and was swallowed up by the pit.
Fortunately, the floor of the pit collapsed and Yuki fell to the other side of the earth.
Unfortunately she was now on exactly the opposite side of the earth from Fanime.
Fortunately, she could fall back through to the other side from the same hole, and she did.
Unfortunately, gravity pulled her back into the hole just as she was about to reach the other side.
Fortunately, Phoenix Wright cried "OBJECTION!" and gravity pulled her back to Fanime.
Unfortunately, that one guy was waiting for her at Fanime, and wanted to kill her, and suck her soul.
Fortunately Allen Walker exorcised him and Yuki was saved. XD
Unfortunately, MyMidnightAffair was nearby during the exorcism and got possessed and killed Allen Walker and started attacking Yuki.
Fortunately, she became un-possessed, returning to normal, and helped Yuki find her way through the Black & White Ball.
Unfortunately, Yuki met a Warlock at the Black & White Ball that casted a spell in which she must start her day all over again.
Fortunately, this was already her second time through the day, and she used a mirror to reflect the spell back on the wizard.
Unfortunately, it was already the warlock's fifth time through the day and reflected it back to Yuki and she went back to Day -1.
Fortunately, Yuki new a certain spell to get her out of this mess.
Unfortunately though she knew of the spell she wasn't leveled up enough to cast it.
Fortunately she saw a pile of rare candies
Unfortunately the candies had ( () () ) On the wrappers.
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Fortunately the candy opened itself and the goodness appeared before them.
Unfortunately the candies were bombs
Fortunately the bombs had timers on them so Yuki was able to get far enough away before they blew up.
Unfortunately, the blast was equivalent to that of a nuclear bomb and she was caught in it. It propelled her into space.
Fortunately, she was rescued by the Doctor and his TARDIS.
Unfortunately the doctor was actually Kazutaka Muraki there to steal her soon-to-be headless body.
(Niiiiiice avatar Maki.. I luff Break ;3)
Fortunately, he tripped.. and fell on his dagger... the dagger that he wanted to use as a slice-n-dice weapon... and killed himself.
Unfortunately, the Dr.'s blood spattered on Yuki and she had to go back to the hotel to get washed and changed.
Fortunately her friend was there to assist her with the washing, and they got it done rather quickly.
(Thanks! ^^ He and the mad hatter have always been my favs :])
Unfortunately, her friend slipped on the bar of soap and hit her head and Yuki had to call and wait for a paramedic.
Fortunately, the paramedic was very attractive and also willing to give them a ride.
Unfortunately, the paramedic was a well-known handsome pedophile, and he took them to his house in New Orleans.
Fortunately, Katrina's sister, Lorelei, came by and washed the pedophile out to sea.
Quote from: c2chaos on June 04, 2010, 04:07:12 PM
Fortunately, Katrina's sister, Lorelei, came by and washed the pedophile out to sea.
Unfortunately, Lorelei's powers were to strong, and washed the pedophile back onto shores, with his body ontop of Yuki's.
Fortunately a killer whale mistook the pedophile for a sea lion and ate him.
Unfortunately, the killer whale spit him out alive, because the pedophile wasn't tasty enough.
Fortunately, Yuki already left the beach and already made it back to con and is enjoying the masquerade.
Unfortunately, the pedophile's wife stalked Yuki back to the con, because she became jealous of Yuki's youthful beauty.
Fortunately, the stalker-wife tripped and fell into the SJCC fountains and became immortally youthful and she thanked Yuki for leading here there and they became soul sisters.
Unfortunately, the stalker-wife broke her back while busting a move, leaving her permanently crippled.
Fortunately, Yuko helped her up because she was such a nice girl, & Neuro wasn't around to monitor what she was doing.
Unfortunately, the stalker arrived only to see what looks like Yuki beating down his wife and he swore a vendetta against Yuki. He growled at Yuki and she fled.
Fortunately, Yuki fled right into a panel about how to date for Nerds.
Unfortunately, all the nerds in the room became infatuated with Yuki and they started chasing her.
Fortunately, in the group of nerds is Usopp, and he swoops her away to a rave-dance party.
Unfortunately, Usopp was arrested by SJPD because Usopp poked someone in the eye wit his nose and they called it in as sexual harassment. Yuki was left alone at the dance where she was then chased out by a mob of fanboys from Nerd-Courting.
(I literally chuckled..good work c2chaos :D)
Fortunately, Sanji, the lovely womanizer, came to her rescue, & her brought her to a Bleach Gathering where he told Byakuya and the strongest members of Soul Society to protect her. Byakuya agreed, and they placed her in the middle of the circle, as they stood their ground, keeping their guard up for the Nerd Mob.
Unfortunately, the unfortunate magic man that kept on time traveling back to day zero, appeared and cursed Yuki with a spell that swapped her body with that of a wallaby. Meanwhile a cow takes off with her and the Bleach gatherers end up protecting a Yuki that is chewing on the tree leaves--in the trees. Byakuya attempts to climb the tree and bring down Yuki but the branch he was standung on breaks and he becomes incapacitated.