Poll
Question:
Do you like bacon?
Option 1: YES!!!!
votes: 29
Option 2: Of course i like it.
votes: 7
Option 3: Its okay.
votes: 4
Option 4: meh.
votes: 7
Who here likes bacon?
Post any bacon stories and/or likes or dislikes about it(although i dont know how its possible to not like bacon ^_^)
Bertie Bott Bacon Jellybeans are like Bacon Bit capsules.
~Chun
Once I was very hungry at around lunch time so I got out the bacon and set the pan to sizzle with olive oil. I set the bacon in and the oil splashed on me. Ouch burned!
The End
Sincerely,
Tsukai Mori
P.S. I still like bacon though.
Te gusta tocino?
Si!
Oye! Muy Bien!
You want a story of bacon and here it is: ^_^
SCENE: Burningman 2004 sunday burn of the temple and the last night of burningman for most people. Behind the center camp cafe where so cheesy and weird techno music was playing and I was just cooling down from my last night on the playa (BM is in the desert).
Anyways I would say itsclose to midnight, but time on the playa is really not important. It was dark and people were celebrating the last night near my camp sight. Someone had brought out a propane stove and was cooking bacon and frying crackers in bacon grease Yum! Bacon tends to be a staple of burning man, because well its good and its great protien if your camping out for a week in the desert.
So I join in and have some bacon and crackers. Then someone busts out some dark chocolate and shaves it and sprinkles it on the bacon. It was amazingly delicious, especially wrapped around a cracker coated in bacon grease. At one point I sneek back to camp and come back with some tortilla's and cheese. So we make some quesadillas and also fry up just cheese in bacon grease and somehow the chocolate got in there. Everyone had a fabulous time. though ran out of bacon and cheese and I ended up near a burn barrell in my wheelchair and passed out while smoking. Thankfully I burnt a hole in my shirt and not myself hehe.
For more burning Man info go to //www.burningman.com
i dont like bacon that is soggy and greasy. :( ick. i like yummy crispy bacon~
Yarr. Meh says I. The only thing this topic brings to mind is the
"IT'S BACON!" ads.
Quote from: JyunishinshoTe gusta tocino?
Si!
Oye! Muy Bien!
Jyun has won the thread.
Game over.
:3 ah watashi wa daaaaaiiisuuki bacon desu ^___^
I like it crunchy :3 and its good with almost everything....Im hungry now D:
Quote from: JyunishinshoTe gusta tocino?
Si!
Oye! Muy Bien!
1.What the?
2.I love bacon so much, I can't wait for the movie "Bacon On A Plane"*
*Never coming soon to a theatre near you, sorry3.Is the movie "Canadian Baocn" any good?
Quote from: SpiritsnareJyun has won the thread.
Game over.
Kevin Bacon doesn't give a damn.
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To quote dosukinuta4's sig:
Open mouth X(), insert bacon ~~~, yum X)
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To the person who voted "meh" watch out. The Bacon is after you!
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I have a question. Bacon comes from pigs right? Well then what exactly is turkey bacon? Some kind of turkey/pig animal such...now what is very scary...the most horrible thing I've seen is, vegitarian bacon. Im like NOOO!!!!!!, bacon cant be vegitarian is suppose to be fattening and greasy and such.
I haven't bothered to look up vegetarian bacon (this is the first time I heard of it) but I wouldn't be surprised if it consists of stuff like vegetable oil (there goes your grease) like Crisco and a mixture of fatty fruits and veggies, like avocado.
Heh I miss the old days of hanging out at one of my friends houses a few years back because all she would ever really eat for breakfast everyday was bacon and the few times I spent the night at her house...
I knew I was eating bacon at midnight or the next morning for sure xD.
NO IT'S BEGGIN STRIPS!!
(...AND I'VE NEVER EATEN BACON IN MY LIFE!!!!!)
*runs*
one time me & my friend chris bought bacon, chicken legs, and cottage cheese and threw it at someone's house and put the cheese all over the door it was great
ill just have to say it again
Open mouth X(), insert bacon ~~~, yum X)
greatist thing ever !!! ^^
Quote from: Nina Star 9i dont like bacon that is soggy and greasy. :( ick. i like yummy crispy bacon~
me = turn this sentence upside down. chewy stuff for me! the crispiness is...well, it clashes with the softness of scrambled eggs in a sandwich. with cheese...
mmmmm...bacon......*dagcchhhhhhhhhh*
Quote from: misfits_cureill just have to say it again
Open mouth X(), insert bacon ~~~, yum X)
greatist thing ever !!! ^^
lol. To dosukinuta4: I challenge you to bring bacon to Fanime
... so I can make an animated GIF of you doing what's written in your sig >> ... << ... >>
Not only will i bring bacon, but i will bring an ultimate bacon sandwich, and i will eat it all!!!! XP
And if u dont know what an ultimate bacon sandwich is, check the link below. AWESOME!!!!!
http://www.speakeasy.org/~sjmaks/bacon/
Quote from: JyunishinshoTe gusta tocino?
Si!
Oye! Muy Bien!
SI, POR SUPUESTO ME GUSTA EL TOCINO!!! POR QUE ME PREGUNTAS ESTO!!!!
Yo soy el maestro de tocino. Por supuesto
Quote from: Absolute0
(...AND I'VE NEVER EATEN BACON IN MY LIFE!!!!!)
*runs*
What!? *watches universe implode.*
ALL THE BACON IN THE WORLD, COULDN'T SAVE YOU NOW!!!
ALL THE BACON IN THE WORLD, COULDN'T SAVE YOU NOW!!!
ALL THE BACON IN THE WORLD, COULDN'T SAVE YOU NOW!!!
'CAUSE, IT'S A LASER!! IT'S A LASER!! IT'S A LASER!! IT'S A LASER!! IT'S A LASER!!
BACON SPELLED BACKWARDS IS NOCAB. ZOMG LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!1 >>
Quote from: ~~Loktera~~ALL THE BACON IN THE WORLD, COULDN'T SAVE YOU NOW!!!
ALL THE BACON IN THE WORLD, COULDN'T SAVE YOU NOW!!!
ALL THE BACON IN THE WORLD, COULDN'T SAVE YOU NOW!!!
'CAUSE, IT'S A LASER!! IT'S A LASER!! IT'S A LASER!! IT'S A LASER!! IT'S A LASER!!
um.... wtf are you talking about?
on a side note, i was wondering how much talk this thread would induce, and i am very much surprised by the intense love of bacon shared by all of you XP
it almost matches my own XD
....almost.............
I rather enjoy bacon. =3
Quote from: TsubasaI rather enjoy bacon. =3
=3
<3 bacon on the level of supreme adolation
<3 bacon more than all of those crazy girls who are in love with Jhonny Depp
<3 bacon as i would a child of my own
<3 bacon, then i eat it.
DELICIOUS BACON, I MUST EAT ON DELICIOUS FLAT CHEST
I like bacon, I eat with eggs and with a sandwich.
I loooove bacon.... I used to eat bacon and kraft american singles sandwichs... that probably took a few years off of my life... :lol:
Mmmmmmm. Bacon. Good at breakfast, lunch, dinner, or as a snack!
Bacon must:
1. Be lean.
2. Properly cured.
3. Cooked till slightly crisp.
4. And never server after spending time under a heat lamp! :x
Dang! Just reading this topic is making my arteries harden.
Bacon is good. I won't kill for it though.
Though I'd rather have it separately than on a sandwich and microwaved bacon is kinda bleh. Cooked please. XD
I would kill for bacon :twisted:
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OMFG WTF IS WRONG WITH U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U WILL DIE A PEASANT'S DEATH!!!!!
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OMFG WTF IS WRONG WITH U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U WILL DIE A PEASANT'S DEATH!!!!!
TROGDORRRRRR! Burinating the countryside, burinating the peasants....
I can't eat Bacon. I'm a Vegan ^^
Yeah, go veg! Y'all are going to die from premature heart attacks.
Being the good soy chick I am, I have tried the veggie bacon. It's, bacon-y I think? It's what I imagine bacon would taste like. Like flesh and grease. Crispy. Uck.
Umm... Save the canadian seals! http://www.furkills.org/canadian_seal.shtml
turkey bacon and veggie bacon is good.
>> << >> << >>
whaat? i like it... >>
hmm... bacon stories, bacon stories~ well, the only one i have is when i mentioned the song KAMERIA ~ai no bajon~ and someone thought it was ~ai no bacon~, so... now we have bacon of love jokes... and the natural progresssion was to bacon no bajon... camillia ~version of bacon~ is such a good song, yo! XD
i find it amazing that i have either an amano story or picture (or both) for almost anything. XD *fless*
Striped bacon for your soul. :O
Making this thread has only made me crave bacon more than usual XD
Quote from: gmontemStriped bacon for your soul. :O
OMG yes! :D
Your soul is easily bought, isn't it, dear?
Quote from: Minagi-chanYour soul is easily bought, isn't it, dear?
mine? XD of course! i woudl probably sell my soul to meet amano... XD
what if amano dislikes bacon?
then my soul will die.
cool can i have your striped pants then? i might make a ton at ebay xP
sure. x3 not sure who would want my striped pants, but okay~
The value of most people's possession may double or triple after the person dies. I'm expecting to be able to sell your striped pants for three bucks. That's 3x its current market value!
and remember, if you sell it on ebay, someone will buy it. no matter what it is. someone bought a half eaten ham sandwich on ebay XD
what?! only one dollar right now?! that sucks. ;-; how can i increase the value?
"a woman's worth is equal to the monetary value of her soul's striped pants." -musii
Quote from: Nina Star 9what?! only one dollar right now?! that sucks. ;-; how can i increase the value?
Ever seen
Office Space, you know that movie with the "... in bed scene" with Lumberg? But anywho... >> you can increase your striped pants value by adding flair and lots of 'em!
hmm... now i need to decide on what kind of flair to add. :D *grabs her sewing materials*
About a year ago, a buddy and I were in a Best Buys, looking thru new DVD's. At the end of one aisle, there were some of those mylar gift wrapping sleeves for DVD's with different designs on them. One particular design was of a waving American flag that took up the entire side. the colours were kind of off, and the stripes were squiggly, so the flag looked like bacon. We got a good laugh at the Bacon gift wrap. :lol: Wish I'd bought some now...
Wo hoo! less deadly bacon!
http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2006-03/uopm-rcp032106.php
dosent bacon take like 15 minutes of your life? cause that what i heard...
.. all the bacon in the world couldn't save you now....
IT'S A LAZER!
Quote from: Minagi-chanIT'S A LAZER!
O NOES THE LAZER'S GONNA KILL US ALL
WHUT R WE GUNNA DO #-o
ana uHib il-lehm........especialmente el tocino...
w00t! - its "sparabic"
>_>
not really. it is a phrase in arabic, then a phrase in spanish. XP
but what the arabic means, none know......
Mmmmm... pigs with frickin lasers on their bacon.
What, to cook each other alive? Yuck.
Self-cooking animals is the wave of the future. The Future is Now!
Quote from: gmontemSelf-cooking animals is the wave of the future. The Future is Now!
I say, let the pigs fry themselves. And they shall...
Now, if only we can get the Cows to Sear and Season eachother....
Have you guys heard of the thing where you put starter cells in an incubator and grow meat cuts overnight? It's the food of the future, or something.
Do you guys think that's still meat or ok for vegetarians to eat?
Hey, the way I see it, if it doesn't have a face it's all good.
I'm not quite sure what to think yet. On one hand, not a whole great animal was killed specifically for the meat, but on the other the starter cells had to come from somewhere.
Quote from: Minagi-chanHave you guys heard of the thing where you put starter cells in an incubator and grow meat cuts overnight? It's the food of the future, or something.
Do you guys think that's still meat or ok for vegetarians to eat?
Is that thing safe for meat? Sounds like it won't reach high enough temps to kill bacteria if it's gonna take that long to cook.
Hmm no one screamed Neo Geo!!! when I said "The Future is Now". Boo you guys suck. (https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg395.imageshack.us%2Fimg395%2F804%2Fbleh0kw.gif&hash=f9bfa352ef883f49108c8583e87a84da29ed0506)
Bacon Wallet! (http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1733)
Quote from: SpiritsnareQuote from: Minagi-chanIT'S A LAZER!
O NOES THE LAZER'S GONNA KILL US ALL
WHUT R WE GUNNA DO #-o
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Nooooooooo!
The Bacon Tomb. (http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_108/)
Quote from: Minagi-chanHave you guys heard of the thing where you put starter cells in an incubator and grow meat cuts overnight? It's the food of the future, or something.
Do you guys think that's still meat or ok for vegetarians to eat?
I dunno... if the animal they got the starter cells from is still alive and well or something, then I'd say it's free meat for the meatless. If they had to, like, kill it in its infancy (or, if I really must,
abort it...), then it's probably the same cruelty-filled meat that we meat eaters know so little about.
(BTW, I've heard that a good chunk of organic meats and like products are commonly cruelty-free. If that's one of the things keepin' you off of meat, this could be significant.)
Open mouth
'-
'(
Insert Bacon
^( ~~~~
make of this what you will, but i dont really think the way an animal dies really matters if it's going to be eaten. and i'm speaking from experience. i've seen firsthand a pig being slit at the throat, skewered on a bamboo pole, and roasted. i felt little to no physical/emotional/spiritual discomfort throughout. it's the way things work in nature. humans are naturally at the top of the foodchain, and if other animals beneath us in that chain do the same things we do, why are humans the only ones being prosecuted for it?
bottom line, i eat meat. i know the methods used to acquire it, and i'm just fine with it. again, make of that what you will
(i know this is off-topic, but...i dunno. i had to put this somewhere. im starting to think i put this in the wrong place)
I think bacon is meh cuz for the past 10 months I worked at a resturuant I had to cook the damned things. And..well...there's things you shouldn't see in bacon....being a prep cook ruined a lot of things for me. T-T
dont tell me you saw the pig's face squealing "help meeee! help meeee!", cuz that'd be funny :D
Bacon is only good if it's fresh from the frying pan, because hard, dry bacon is the sucksors.
I <3 bacon
but you know what?
all the bacon in the world couldn't save you NOW... cuz...
Turkey bacon is.. just turkey lol.. but shaped like bacon, I guess.. when you cook it, it's also crispy and yummy XD
<3 turkey bacon :o
It's all about PIG BACON! Do better!
Yes, nothing like the parasite-laden, anti-kosher animal itself, -'s bacon! Anything else is mimicry.
Quote from: gubabaTurkey bacon is.. just turkey lol.. but shaped like bacon, I guess.. when you cook it, it's also crispy and yummy XD
<3 turkey bacon :o
lol...it really is. i think they put white meat on top to make it look like fat and dark meat on the bottom to make it look like...yea. the wierd thing about this stuff is that you can just stick it in the microwave, and it'll still be good! given, it won't be crispy, but who likes crispy turkey anyway? surely not i...
Oh noes! New bacon story!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/west_yorkshire/6538643.stm
It's all about the Baconyo. (Although for a non-meat product the Fakin' or however it's spelled at Saturn in Santa Cruz is pretty tasty.)
I'm ashamed to say I've never had been to the Saturn Cafe... I should go and try their Fake'n.
Quote"While there was much debate within our taste panels on the smoked or unsmoked decision, everyone agreed that tough or chewy bacon is a turn-off."
oh, yeah? well, everyone can DIE. i love my chewy bacon :evil:
why is this not in byo/b/
For this was created, long ago in the time before byo/b/... now... it stays here as a remnant of the past.
Open Mouth
'(
Insert Bacon
^( ~~~~
Other Baco-moticons:
Close Mouth
'-
That wasn't bacon
º(
Too much fat/cholesterol
*(
or
*-
Give bacon to friend
'( ~~~~ )'
Baco-gasm
@(
IT'S BACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
Oh Yeah Baby!!!
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My (soon to be former) boss once ate an entire sheet pan and a half of bacon that was supposed to be for canapes. He even dipped it, in handfuls, back into all the fat drippings at the bottom of the pans.
Yeah, we call him The Pig. In a few languages.
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I was expecting a .gif animation. >=|
Quote from: Jun-Watarase on December 18, 2007, 07:27:19 PM
Quote from: zoupzuop2 on July 01, 2007, 03:55:44 PM
Give bacon to friend
'( ~~~~ )'
That's disgusting.
hey, i'd accept it as a gift!
it's like when people come back from alaska and give salmon as a gift. except it's...bacon! ^_^;
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I was expecting a .gif animation. >=|
oopsy.
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For the furtherment of Bacon! ^( ~~~
Bacon as a roofing material? (http://funtuna.blogspot.com/2007/12/nice-meat-house.html)
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My chest hurts.
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Tactical Canned Bacon (http://gizmodo.com/5346206/tactical-canned-bacon-will-be-edible-for-10-years)
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I just had a hunger orgasm.
I just had Deja Vous.
I just decided to never eat bacon again.
Quote from: BrightHeart76 on August 31, 2009, 10:49:34 PM
I just decided to never eat bacon again.
You can't quit bacon!!! Bacon quits you!
... you know you want some ...
Quote from: G.I.R on August 09, 2008, 12:40:49 PM
My chest hurts.[/center]
Indeed. When I saw the choco bacon, my chest actually started to hurt. People actually eat that?
And damn you! I was going to post the Tactical Bacon pic. That stuff is awesome. I saw this thread and the first thing that came to my mind was "Tactical Bacon."
Quote from: david on September 11, 2009, 07:22:49 PM
When I saw the choco bacon, my chest actually started to hurt. People actually eat that?
Yes. I have never tried it, but from what I have read about that place....they apparently sell out constantly.
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... and just when you thought that bacon had been prepared every way conceivable:
http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/2010/03/26/cooking-some-bacon-the-machine-gun-method/
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I got this cooking device last week at Wal-Mart. With it, you hang strips of bacon above a little pan and cook it in the microwave and the fat and grease is dripped down into the pan, making for a more healthier and tasty version of bacon. It does really great work.