Okay, the what if game is similar to the Wish Corrupter game, but with a few defining differences. Allow me to demonstrate:
Example Post
What if Tsukai Mori denied his affinity for Tsubasa?
The next poster would answer:
"He would have lost a catalyst for his fanboyism" - Sunara
Then the poster would start up with a question about him/herself.
What if Sunara could actually cast magic fire balls?
"She would undoubtedly rule the world" - Tsubasa.
This trend will continue. Remember keep it clean and the point of this game is to learn about each other... in a nice way. Anyhow, I'll start.
-Edit
What if Tsukai Mori's idea for a freaking game reaped better results?!
then he might actually get some small degree of credibility on the boards?
What if there was another Double EXP Weekend on iRO?
I'd might actually stop being lazy and level.
What if you could have any power of your choosing?
I'd have to manipulate time, or any element. Even a single element would work.
What if you attended a Japanese high school and had every type of character of the opposite sex in your reach?
Then the majority of my friends...well all apparently at the school would be women.
What if your teacher was Becky from Pani Poni Dash?
I'd wonder if she also goes by SkuldTM and is my friend.
What if you could go to Japan?
Quote from: Sunara IshiI'd wonder if she also goes by SkuldTM and is my friend.
What if you could go to Japan?
(hm...Skuld; are you talking ab out who I think you're talking about? ' ')
I'll never come back.
What if Jyun gets corrupted before or at Fanime?
It would kinda suck.
What if the moon were made of tender juicy steak?
Then I would be sad because it would no longer be cheese nor its lovely color.
(yes... most likely, jyun xP...)
What if you were stranded on a deserted island and could only choose one member of this board to be there with you?
I'd choose Jyunishinsho and HDizzy. Hahaha.
What if a board member became rich and famous?
I wouldn't share anything guys. *rim shot
No in all seriousness, as long as the guy/girl is good hearted and non-flauntable, then life continues like normal.
What would you do if you found an cute, orphaned, no surviving blood tied left, member of the opposite sex who asks you if s/he can stay the night at your house?
Let the fun begin. 'w'
What if a virus spread that turned everyone into otakus (the bad kind)?
I'd wear a Sars mask to protect myself.
What if someone you know of the opposite gender proffessed his/her undying love for you in the form of a song in public?
I would be touched and possibaly swoon over them :3
What if Kazuko started a riot in your house :O
I'd send her to my personal dungeon and have her await my executioner (no, I'm serious).
What if you hit a very attractive person while driving and caused him or her to be an amnesiac and dependant on you?
I'd document the experience and later write an award winning screenplay out of it.
What if Tsukai Mori was a Jyun fanboy instead?
then we'd be curious 'bout what his room looks like
what if i started the "what if" game?
Then it'd probably be a little more popular than Tsukai's version...
What if everyone had more sechs than me?
then you'd be a sad lil bunny and you'd sing with a no. 1 attached to you stomach
what if everyone had more sechs than me too?
Then that person must be someone who has had more sechs then you and him. Must be me.....>w<
What if I continued to continue talking about continuity?
You would lose all your fans. ALL of them. Well, maybe not all.
What if this forum was actually for promoting models?
Then we have a wide variety to choose from: Tsubasa, Loktera, Spirit (if he's willing to wear shades of pink), myself, and more.
What if an epidemic occurs that causes all the males to turn female and vice versa?
... I'd become a lesbian.
What if money poured from the sky only at your location for two hours?
I catch it and store it away for fanime. (as long as its not stolen. D: )
What if you found your favorite anime character in real life but they were taken by someone else?
I'd plan an accident and make her mine. Uh... No. I'd probably be friends with that person and my favorite anime character.
What if you awoke one day from startling dreams and turned into a bug?
(Yeah, I got that from the author I'm reading. Guess who).
I'd finally feel free from the confines of human society for .000001 seconds until I suffered a horrible, horrible fate. (as all bugs do) But until then, I'll fly around with no care in the world.
What if you had the option of choosing either a gem that could persude anyone's heart or the ability to solve all the world's problems but could only choose one?
The second. THe first one Sounds too much like the plot to "Runaway City".
WHat if the world were governed by Dungeons and Dragons physics?
Then I have to roll a 4 sided die before I answer.
What if I didn't go to Fanime?
Than fanime wouldn't be complete.
What if you had to roll a d20, in everyday life, as a save throw against something that shocks you or you'd react in an extreme anime style? Or having to throw a save throw everytime you recieve homework and if you fail, you'd scream at the top of your lungs in class?
Then life would be determined only by the lucky, not the skilled. That is a world of debaucheries and tragedies.
What if you had to choose one food to eat for the rest of your life?
Than I'd be unhealthy for there's not many foods that will give you all or most the food groups. I'd probably pick tempura or onigiri. Hmm... if I throw enough stuff on onigiri, that might work. XP
What if in alternate world, we all lived in a village with our houses next door to each other? Or just plain lived next to each other?
Then we live in San Francisco. ^w^
What if a demon went up to you and said; "wut up?"
Then I'd say, "WASAAAAABI!" and the demon would reply, "WASABIIII!" to which I would reply back, "WAZZ" ... demon, "... AAAAA", ... me, "...AAAAA", ....
What if both of my camera batteries die during a gathering?
Then I wouldn't become victim of your animated gifts.
What if you saw dead people?...All the time?
then that would explain why i'm so crazy.. wait
i learned yesterday that i would eccentric cuz crazy ppl don't know that they're crazy
what if the what if's came and ate you up?
Then the thens would be dishonored.
What if I bring tropical fruits to school?
Youd eat very well.
What if Chuck Norris (Internet fame version, not the real life version) and Goku got into a fight?
Then Goku would get AIDS and die.
What if glomping became a normal everyday part of life?
Then everyone will have multiple scoliosis.
What if people were tentacle monsters in disguise?
Then surely a front kick to the groin would be normal too.
What if fanime became a secret organization bent on world domination?
what if?? isn't it that already?
WHAT IF?!?!?!?... you are ignorant!!!
then our wildest dreams will come true
what if everyone had less sechs than me?
Then... Damn... Umm.. You really need to calm down a bit... No?
What if I didn't have to work right now?
Quote from: ~~Loktera~~Then... Damn... Umm.. You really need to calm down a bit... No?
What if I didn't have to work right now?
Then that would make you.... LAZY *alarm* xD
What would happen if George W Bush banned anime from the US?
Then I'm off to live in the Philippines for the rest of my easy time.
What if we find out one of us here is really the opposite sex!??!
Then I'd bow down to Tsukai for the genius he is at seeing through Tsubasa's true identity. ZOMG Tsubasa's a hawt chick!
What if Fanime becomes too corporate?
Then im off to JTAF! xD
What if Fanime was cancelled this year?
Then death is the only solution!
What if Minagi made more brownies for the next gathering?
I would worship that person.
What if Gunther and the Sunshine girls performed live at fanime?
Then I'd know who they were and possibly get an autograph and photo.
What if you were the most wanted criminal in America?
I'd move to a non-extradition treaty nation.
WHat if you discovered that every time you sneeze, you climaxed?
Then man that's some good-a55 cold I got! >w<
What if everywhere you are; there are people taking pictures of you?
I'd be frightened and seek to destroy every last picture and them. ^.^
What if the world turned against you?
Then I will blow it up. Simple as that.
What if every day was a Nick day?
I'd take as many down with me before I died.
What if your hands could heal others?
Edit: D: </3! Gmontem!
Then for every Nick day I'd be doing the same thing (either going to school on all nick days or sleeping in on all nick days...hmm).
What if you found out you were going to die in seven days?
Then I'll wear gloves.
What if a radish grew out of your computer?
Edit: O_O! NOW YOU, JYUN!?
Then I'd eat the radish and sell the computer on e-bay.
What if you were an anime director?
You would see too many blue haired, red eyed girl hentai appearing.
What if things never appear the way they seemed?
Then i'd be supicious. Oh, wait... that's the way the real world is.
What if all of us had never met?
Then there would be no TsuAraJyunKai.
What if there was no Jyun?
Then it would be the plain and boring TsuAraKai. Not cool.
What is Sunara Gmontem never made animated pics?
Than we have no gq-shots or any of the amusing stuff that you do.
Along the same lines, what if there was no sunara?
Then Kazuko will have no competition for Chloe's <3 :P
What if there are no questions to ask?
Than we would have to know all the answers and the world would be a boring place.
What if we still had gathering when we are all married and have kids?
Then there would be very few answers in the world.
What if Chloe fell <3 for Kazuko!?
FREAKING EDIT:
To Sunara:
Then it would be very interesting to see each other more mature and well off (I hope).
I got a better one so..
WHAT IF KAZUKO STABBED CHLOE?!
Do I smell yuri lemon fanfic?
What if a cat went up to you and bit you?
Then we'd have one fewer cat in the world.
What if a baby walked up to you and bit you?
than I must've done something to offend it.
what if you started feeling like you're repeating your life and all the bad moments?
Then I would be telling myself, "woohoo! i know the winning lottery numbers this time around!"
What if the Submit button doesn't work?
Then I would have failed my essay on the transition of monsters and human acheivements a long time ago.
What if you were a vampire?
Then I would be feeding off of the hot womenz
What if we had an additional pair of arms and hands?
Then I'm quite sure we'd be the next evolutionary race...Diclonius anyone?
What if you ate a red hot chile pepper that was uber spicy?
Then I will gain dragonbreath skill good for 10 seconds.
What if I posted a "HA! HA!" anim of Tsubasa?
Than it would be true... D:
What if I was sleeping beauty?
Then your Prince is out there somewhere.
What if I can't teach a man to fish, nor give him one?
He'd cannibalize you.
What if you were given a choice between pocky and ramunes and you could only choose one?
Then it would be simple. Ramunes are good and all but you can't beat pocky. XD
What if we were all turned into little kids but kept our minds and memories?
Then we'd be considered genius's for our age.
What if we all were expert chefs?
Then we'd be in yakitate! japan. And have awesome group pics while we're all in the kitchen with our fabolous foodage.
What if we all were like werewovles but we changed into the creature of our choice?
Then there'd be a lot of Tsubasas running around. <3
What if Jyun finally gave it up and put on the pink?
Then I would probably hit it. <3 (https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pbase.com%2Fimage%2F58094177%2Foriginal.jpg&hash=b2c842f9c470d504f045c4af7f617a831c13023c)
What if I discovered the meaning of life?
The you'd surely put it into a gif animation.
What if you had all the skills to be the perfect house wife/husband?
Then I'd live with my perfect working wife/husband/polygamist clan.
What if there were no cell phones?
Then Ryu would be extremely happy. ;P
What if you were the only one to know the world will be destroyed in an 10 minutes?
Then I'll reveal the answer for the low low cost of...*BOOM*
What if the internet died?
Then Spirit and Tsubasa wouldn't be laughing and saying they are using the Internet!!!1
What if I had a pair of eyes on the back of my head?
Then man you're a freak.
What if hair grew out of your weirdest places (in abundant amounts)?
Then I'd go to Costco to buy Nair and razors... and lots of em'!
What if iPods came in "Five Flavors" like iMacs did a few years ago?
Then Bart Boy would have had the pink one a few years ago
What if fish were the superior beings in this planet?
Then I'd be a mermaid
What if all the females on the board were geishas?
The white faced ones? I think they got scared of some of the gifs coming out of here recently.
What if Pokemon came back in popularity?
then a majority of this forum would have pokemon related signatures and avatars.
What if a member really cross-played and we all though they were of the other sex?
Quote from: Sunara Ishithen a majority of this forum would have pokemon related signatures and avatars.
What if a member really cross-played and we all though they were of the other sex?
Then I would make them a site just like Man-Faye's
What if you saw Man Faye?
I'd probably keep walking on without a second thought. I don't know who Man-Faye is.
What if we were all as flexible as the current most flexible athlete?
I would take a picture, get an autograph and then ask him why
(in that exact order)?
EDIT:
FREAKING A
Then we'd be getting sports scholarships into college.
What if you could create any weapon in the blink of an eye?
then i'd rule the world. Either that or be like eatman. D: But I'll still rule the world. For I'll create the weapons that no one can fight against. XD And I'll return the world to nature. whahahaha!
What if we find out we're all in an mental institution and we've imagined our lives, fanime and the boards?
Then man, have we all snapped.
-referring back to the flexibility comment; w00t; I'm flexible.
What if the semicolon becomes idolized?
Then I suppose I would have to use it; first, it would eat out your left brain and second, it would be used as silly as possible in order to spite you. Yes, I'm sure that made no sense whatsoever. Goodnight, folks. I'm partially drunk.
What if you had a childhood sweetheart just mugged you on the streets, but stopped once he/she realized your face?
Then it happened a few days ago.
What if there is something wrong in this question?
Then there must be something right with this answer.
What we were super-heroes of some sort?
(I'm losing creativity here. D: )
Then we would be constantly annoyed by super villains... of sorts.
What if this topic didn't exist?
Then all your posts are belong to me!
What if you found a talking muffin?
Then I would eat it and gain its awesome powers.
What if Mattie Wattie drove a caddy to buy a pattie for his daddy cause he got maddy when Mattie Wattie drove a caddy to buy a pattie for his daddy cause he got maddy whe Mattie Wattie...?
What the hell are you saying? If Mattie wattie drove a caddy to buy a pattie for his daddy then the pattie for his daddy would be eaten by Matti wattie whilst driving the caddy to his daddy.
Simply put, the world will never be the same.
What if Mattie Wattie shot his daddy while in his caddy while driving to get a pattie?
He would be laughing that he's using the internet!!!1
What if I hit the sack after this post? z_z
...
then the sack would be injured. :roll:
what if anime went mainstream?
Cartoon Network. Enough said.
What if a microwave had murderous properties?
Then my potatoes wouldn't stand a chance...
What if I could upgrade my Airsoft gun to shoot up to 250 fps?
Then I'll find a stronger bulletproof vest.
What if I don't say a thing?
Then I'll find ways to make you talk.
What if I finished my freaking assigned book today?
Then you haven't worked hard on it.
What if my Sims came to real life?
then i might be living with you
what if dreams were real?
Then Pedro is Mattie Wattie's high school president.
What if farts smelled wonderful?
then it'd be air freshner scent and maybe be even as a flavor for toothpaste
what if i wasn't asian?
Then I'll still see you as my friend. XD
What if I was asian? (hehe... just had to.. >.>)
then you and him would have a lot more in common
what if chico and chica were the same persona?
Then you'd be a Chicaco.
What if chocolate causes multiple scoliosis?
Then you would have one whacked out spine.
What if words could literally attack you?
Then you'd be dead right now, Chloe. (YES!) Uh, I mean no... (Actually, I'd be dead too).
What if everyone attending the Sayoko Dance Fani Chat didn't notice that I was posting evil comments about them (not true).
Then Tsubasa will forever deny you his room.
What if everyone spoke like Donald Duck?
Then you wouldn't be able to tell who's speaking without having to see their faces. D: (Omg... eaves-dropping wouldn't work so well.)
What if we went camping and got lost in the forest?
Then we'd shag and eventually die from starvation... after shagging.
What if one day, all violence and hate and crime stopped for an hour in the world? (at the same hour no matter the time zone)
Then I'd fall for that crazy girl over there constantly giving me the evil eye. D:
What if rice became a scarce commodity?
Then 3/4 of the Asian population will go insane.
-Seriously; most Asians (including Filipinos); if we don't eat rice for about a week, man do we crave it.
What if an insane fanboy/girl/BOTH stalked you? By stalk as in look thru your windows and break into your house; extreme stalk?
Then I will catch this person and donate him/her to the "How to talk to boys/girls" panel.
What if your teacher has the hots for you?
then i'd use that to my advantage and get an "A"
...
on second thought
nah.. i'll stop wearing my skirt so short then
what if there was the "pill" for men? (like birth control but.. for men.. MALE CONTRACEPTIVES!!!)
Then we'll have a sex drive similar to Koneko-Chan,.
What if ginseng promotes mood swings?
Then all of us who adore tea have "issues".
What if Lolis turned into Lolipops? *LOL, Ryu. XD*
Then Ryu would be asking Mr. Owl how many licks does it take to get to the center of a ... nm.
What if the world looks mighty good to me 'cause Tootsie Rolls are all we see?
The we would be come a cannabalistic society and eat the world.
What if I want to buy the world a coke?
Then that would have to be an aweful large coke. D:
What if I had a familiar in the shape of a jaguar?
Then you would surely join me in the raid against Tsubasa's room.
"Okay, you take the front entrance. I will sneak around through his window and take all of his 2 Heart collection; after that, we high-tail it outta here and meet at the Border Brew Cafe"
"Mori?"
"Yes, Sunara?"
"Could you steal some of his clothes too?"
"What ever for, Sunara?"
"..."
"Oh..."
"..."
"You're ecchi."
"I'll kill you later, just get it."
What if Sunara and I actually did that raid?
Then you two would make Admiral Ackbar proud when you scream, "IT'S A TRAP!"
What if a bag of hot dogs and a bag of hot dog buns were sold in the same quantity?
Then we'd got ourselves 10 hot dogs, duh. XD
What if the sandman really does come, but not to put sand in your eyes? (LOL. Michael Jackson... *Shivers*) X3
Then Celeste will beat up Grandpa with a small bone.
What if Michael Flatley comes to the AX dance?
Let the dancefloor burn... BURN BABY BURN!!!!
What if Everything suddenly stopped when I yell, "ZA WARUDO!"?
Then you will be cheating because my airsoft pellet will be suspended in mid air right in front of you :x
What if Loktera was not a guy but a girl, a very tall and beautiful girl...?
then i wouldn't even be straight anymore
not even bi!!
i'd be completely lesbian
(yes.. for Loktera)
-^^- <3
what if gmontem was a widdle boi?
Then he'd be worse than ever... D:
What if tsukai didn't tell "tall tales" about other people?
Then he'd be telling "duck tales", oo-oo! Not pony tails or cotton tails but Duck Tales, oo-oo! >>
What if dinosaurs roamed around the world and not just confined to zoos?
Then we'd live in caves and hardly ever see daylight due to survival needs. They'd probably take out our phone lines. No internet! D:
(hah! I knew you'd do that.)
What if we lived in the final fantasy world?
Then we'd all be hacking away at random monsters that appear out of no where and using potions like drugs. XD
What if the acid in rain was much more concentrated and it would burn holes through anything?
Then we'd be seeing Moogle drumsticks and Moogle Back Ribs on the menu.
Edit: Darn you.
Then I'll be seeing you in hell. XP
What if money grew on trees?
Then we'd all have our wildest desires!
What if ketchup was replaced with overdue whipped cream?
then we get a stomach ache when eating hot dogs
what if parents weren't so asian?
Then maybe "THAT" boy in our lives could actually BE in IT. X3
What if hoolahoops weren't round, but jagged?
haha "our"
what if scary vietnamese mother's would stop stalking their child's significant other?
then they will stalk someone else, like the little girl next door crying because her doll got run over by a UPS truck.
What if Ryu locked this thread? D:
then i'll lock his seeds
what if gmontem was sterile?
Then he stood too long in front of the microwave.
What if Fanime went to war against any random country?
Then it'll have to be a pretty weak country unless fanime became famine... >.>
What if we could carry cars inside our bags and purses? XP
Then I better to remember to empty my car or everything and everyone inside it will get squished (http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/temporary/PBF077ADDisassemble.html).
What if Chuck Norris had a twin?
We'd have double the Norris.
What if whales could be bred pink?
Then Chuck Norris wouldn't be able to be divided by zero
2(Chuck Norris)/0 = </3
Edit:
Then we'd be getting a lot of pinker Eskimos in Alaska.
What if you joined the SOS Brigade (as in the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)?
Then I might have some clue about what you are talking about half the time...
What if my banana I am eating wasn't all mushy and gross....
Then you should feed it to Tsukai (I was about to make a sword joke but nah >> )
What if today was not Friday but Monday?
we would all be back in school..and it would suck...
what it we had good food in my house?
Then you would be a five star house.
What if tomatoes decided to revolt?
it would be the tomato tomato revolution lead by some kind of markist leader? The ketchup party is getting unruly again...those damn reds...
what if women didnt get their periods?
then there would be no war. or...people for that matter.
What if Microsoft and Sony merged into one company?
Then Sony and Microsoft will merge their names together and be called Soft.
What if you slept in bed with an alien?
a few months later another gmontem would be born :P
What would happen if kin freon returned to fanime?
Then perhaps hell would break loose... AGAIN.
What if we were all just DATA?
then i'd have lots of 0s and 1s for my sword, and easily compressed, too XD;;;
What if everyone was a moe?
Then we'd all be obsessive on how Moe everyone is.
What if George's sword actually was bigger? X3
Then I would be able to hit Mattie-Wattie from that distance he stood at the CVC, not that I want my sword parrying with his sword....
What if Chloe started calling Spirit "Mathilda" at school? XD
Then Mathilda will be the new IN thing. Mattie-Wattie would be OUT. Get into the program!
What if those smileys on the side of Post a Reply would come out of the screen to attack you?
Then my head will be full of those emotions and explode into 1 large piece and orz people into a trance.
What if Fanime moved back to santa clara?
Then I'd have to drive a few miles more to get there (Yeah, doesn't sound like much, but have you seen gas prices lately?).
What if there wasn't enough parking available at Fanime this year?
Then I'll be laughing and "using the internet!!!1" at the frustrated drivers who didn't get a hotel room, like me. >_<
What if farm animals could talk and demanded civil rights?
Then, damn do we got Animal Farm again.
What if drawings could REALLY come alive? (Kasssssumi, LOL)
Then my old Mr. Smiley Face Dude avatar would curse at me for drawing him bald.
What if my camera really did capture all of your souls?
Then you'll hear a door bell pretty soon and realize that when you open it, the Jogku Shoujo is waiting for you.
"I um... need to take that away from you."
"Why is that?"
"Ever since you stole about ten or more souls... I've been flooded with clients around the bay area."
"Isn't that a good thing?"
"No."
"You'll never have my camera!"
"Would you like to see hell?"
"Fine..."
What if you were uber angsty?
Then you would cry... black tears of soy sauce, lmao.
What if I were to kidnap both Chloe AND gmontem?
Then we'd all have our little "fun" and you won't ever hear from us again~
What if we kidnapped everyone?
Then Sunara would be pissed at us using her enchanted forest to host our captives desperately in need of TP.
What if you walked right into a bank currently being robbed?
Then the bandit would probably threaten you.
What if Fanime was held on a plane?
Then there would have to be some sort of Fanime Welfare system, because no one would have the money to go anymore. ;-;
What if I was too lame to think of a good "What If"?
Then we'd sell you to Samuel Jackson. but that was good, so we don't have to yet.
What if we were all oysters?
Then the phrase "the world is your oyster" would no longer apply.
What if Minagi-chan was not a vegan?
Then her cat ears would dissappear much like in Loveless. Wait...does that happen?
What if the Nazis won in World War II?
Then Seinfeld wouldn't have a soup nazi episode.
What if the local zoo locked up Tsukai Mori in an exhibit?
Then I can walk up to his habitat and make fun of his habits!
What if I suddenly stopped being pretty?
Then we would all STOP TALKING TO YOU and SHUN you. >;o
(No, not really. <3)
What if I forced you to watch C for Cookie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9rzMaAucI4)?
Then you have completely convinced me you are a biting bot. Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum.
What if I was mod of this forum?
Then chaos would have a new definition.
What if your crazy step-cousin was shaking you in your chair while you were posting this post? *Is happening right now*
Then Chloe should smacketh them.
What if I actually learned how to work my damn printer?
Quote from: Tsukai MoriThen her cat ears would dissappear much like in Loveless. Wait...does that happen?
He said VEGAN, not virgin. -_-;
Then you'd be able to print awesome stuff.
What if Loktera got his airsoft event at fanime?
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!
what if Loktera brought his pistols too?
Then he'll be squirting water at you
What if Loktera hate guns?
That person will never join the army.
What if Wonderboy and Young Nastyman were real people?
They would invent the concept of inward singing, start a band, and rock us CONTINUOUSLY.
What if coke still had cocaine in it?
Then Dr. Pepper will probably still have pepper in it, too.
What if cavemen carved manga in the caves instead?
Then they'd be the first to invent writing. (most manga has writing)
What if we were cavemen and women?
Then I'd be saying stuff like "unga bunga" and "yabba dabba doo", be requiring you guys to stand still for a few hours while i carve your picture, and be getting goofy remarks about my "club" being small.
What if Loktera had an identical twin?
Then Saiko would get one and the other would spend all its time in clubs.
What if I had magical balloon-making powers?
Then I could have used you a few days ago when I was filling up my friend's room with balloons! :o
And you'd make millions.
What if Fanime had a budget of $1,398,470,134,901,470,343,138,192.99?
Quote from: the_Pink_Panther24What if coke still had cocaine in it?
Funny you should ask... http://news.webindia123.com/news/Articles/World/20060413/304752.html
Quote from: okonomideWhat if Fanime had a budget of $1,398,470,134,901,470,343,138,192.99?
Then Fanime could rent all of downtown San Jose for FanimeCon! :D
What if there were snakes on all planes?
Then we'd need to train them to get drinks for passengers.
What if, for one day, all the airline employees places snakes on peoples seats?
Then I sure hope the noise heard when I sit down came from the snake and not me farting. :oops:
What if every single gathering we plan for the rest of the year gets cancelled every time?
Then we remain unsocial and don't see each other until the next Fanime.
What if gmontem's ears leaked chili?!
Then I sure as hell wouldn't look at chili beans the same EVER again!
What if you opened a door one day to find yourself back in time during your 2nd year in highschool?
then i would be reliving my best high school year ^^
What if your brain was composed of tapioca pudding?
Then I wouldn't think at all and I would constantly yell, "Mahou! mahooou!"
What if the concept of "love" was never created?
Then my dream of marriage and having children is pretty much shattered.
What if you could relive the life of any one hero/heroine?
Then I would be able to fly, move faster than a speeding bullet, travel back in time, and be disappointed I can't use my x-ray vision to see through clothes... or can I? (https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pbase.com%2Fimage%2F58094177%2Foriginal.jpg&hash=b2c842f9c470d504f045c4af7f617a831c13023c)
What if you found out you were adopted?
Then I would cry myself to sleep each night, but THEN again! It would explain alot... *Tear*
What if you were digging for oil on a summer day, and when you discovered it, raised your safety goggles in triumph, magnifying the sunlight onto and burning an ant; and per say the ant were to run into the ant hole lighting all the other ants on fire; and per say, this large group of ants were to run around frantically, and run into the oil, and create a URBELY huge fire/explosion? (Courtesy of The Simpsons) LOL.
Simple answer: RUN LIKE HELL!!! I Ain't Waitin' for Barney and his helicopter!
What if Nintendo put out a game system called the Game Girl Advance SP
Then it would be pink, have a heart shaped control pad and buttons, and refuse to work once a month. ;)
What if I was your separated-by-birth brother?
Then you would be dead. True dat.
What if I raised the dead?
Then I would be back to life after you killed me. True.dat :P
What if I had the power to turn into a cute little huggable animal?
Then you would be cute and huggable for once, instead of chasing people with cameras. : D
What if we had a pen?
Then we will stab each other to death!
What if Minagi-chan fell in love with the Dubya Bush?
Then the world will end????? O.o?
What if one of us was really an elf, whom was diguised by a glamour to look human?
Then we would eat lots of Keebler cookies at the next gathering.
What if cosplay was banned at Fanime?
Then the crossplayers would feel left out.
What if the chicken never crossed the road?
Then we wouldnt have chicken patties.
What if Tom Cruise came to Fanime?
Then we get to see him dance on top of the seats again.
What if Microsoft bought out your school?
then everything bill gates touches will be come windows-ified
what if you found me in your closet :3
I'd close the closet and stab a katana through it and see if it is like the trick with the lady in the barrel and pirate swords sticking out.
What if you wre WiReD?
Then I'd be a robot? O.o?
What if McDonalds served onigiri, miso soup, curry, etc. in the US? *–,*
Then we'd all be eating at McDonalds, no doubt about it. XD
What if we were all replying to a thread called "The What If game?"
Then we'd crash the server for it would get too many hits. -.-
What if we all switched sexes for a day?
Then you, Chloe, Minagi-chan, and Saiko will be wondering why your respective thing is so small....
What if you found out your teacher is an alien?
Then we'd all know how those crop mind-controlling-do-your-school-work circles were for.
What if you suffered from short-term memory like a goldfish?
Then I would... damn I forgot. #-o
What if I say "no" to every question asked by you tiny brained folk?
then your brain would be much tinier
what if my parents might let me have the date i want for prom?
Then they'd be awesome for once. (no offense.)
What if the world had ~Moe~ battle Coliseums instead of sport coliseums?
Then I will join the medical staff to administer CPR on the unconscious Moes. (https://forums.fanime.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pbase.com%2Fimage%2F58094177%2Foriginal.jpg&hash=b2c842f9c470d504f045c4af7f617a831c13023c)
What if your worst anime story came true?
Then it'll be Grave of the Fireflies and unhappily ever after. D:
What if we were plushies?
i'd watch and laugh
what if soap operas were real?
Then a lot of people would suddenly die. And all doctors would be broody and smokin.'
What if I was a robot?
then you'd have no human feelings
what if i was nominated as "cp" at 4-chan?
then you'd officially be "Kitty-Chan"
What if my account would allow me to buy UFO Bread every day?
Then you'd wish you haven't when you find out the UFO bread has real little aliens inside trying to fly back home.
What if I didn't have an award winning c...? :o
Then you'd be sad and alone.
What if ketchup had significant nutritional value?
Then i'd become a ketchup sucking vampire. one, two, three, three ketchup! ah ha ha!
(I'll be sad and alone? You're so mean, Minagi-chan! ;_;)
What if Minagi-chan is an arsonist?
She would have set fire to me...
What if I really was a super smooth secret agent who likes his drinks Shaken and Not Stirred..
Then that would be James Bond.
...what? You expected me to say his alter-ego Jimmy Bond or Johnny English?
What if my life ended right now?
Then my evil plan for Sunday will never be realized! T_T >> << This post never happened.
What if this post never happened?
Then my life ended just now. Jyun is dead. o o;;;oh wait...
What if cutting wrists with razors becomes America's new fad (and cult)?
Then Gillette stock will soar from surging razor sales.
What if I end every sentence I utter with "... in bed" at the CBF gathering?
Quote from: gmontemThen Gillette stock will soar from surging razor sales.
How interesting that yesterday, I got a birthday package from Gilette (the Fuzion razor and cream)...
Then I'll hit you over the head, saying that the record is skipping again.
What if 8-tracks come back on the market?
Then I will look for one by Millie Jackson (see my awesome album covers sig link) and give it to you.
What if I start dressing up like Jyun? 8)
Then you be a flawed clone? O.o? I'm sorry but you're not GQ... >.>
What if we lived on a space-station? Or an intergalatic ship?
THERE WOULD BE NO GRAVITY!! And in gravities place, we would have SPACE PIRATES!!! YAAAARRR!!!
What if Loktera forgot to post his own "What If"? ;o
Then Loktera would have to answer someone elses and post a 'what if' to make up for the lack of 'what if' that was in the previous 'what if' post.
What if there were no more 'what if's?
Then this thread would be about George Bush.
What if we had two heads?
(Sunara, since when does one have to be a GQ to dress up like Jyun?)
But some of us do have two heads...
Oh.. You mean on our shoulders...
What if I could make better innuendo?
Then you'd be Innuendo King.
What if we weren't really alive and this is all an illusion?
then your realization would have to be tested. If this world were an illusion, who's illusion...ing? If it's you, why wouldn't you be able to manipulate the illusion to your will, as one could with a dream? If it's some sort of "other" being...
...then I hope it can bring up some 16-year-old Jennifer Aniston clones for me, on account of good behavior.
What if I hadn't been dabbling in Philosophy, Theology and Logic these last few weeks/months?
Then you wouldn't have gotten a visit from the Crawling Chaos Nyarlathotep recently. That would suck because everyone loves Ned!
What if the police busted every ugly guy with the "WILL YAOI FOR $$$ OMG RLY" sign for prostitution?
Then Santa Cruz cosplayers would be out of business.
What if I actually had a chance to test my cosplay before the con?
Then all the kinks and bugs from your Life-Size Gundam would be worked out so you can apply for a weekend parking permit.
What if my Howl costume got rained on?
Then with any luck you'd look like Howl in that scene where he was bleeding colors all over the place.
What if the world came to an end yesterday and all of us still here missed the deadline?
Then chances are my term paper might still be due...
What if I could actually secrete ooze like a saddened Howl?
Then I will bottle it up and sell it to your fangirls.
What if we drove to SF rather than taking BART today?
Then you'd be contributing tp pollution. : /
What if we respected the earth and each other?
The Hayao Miyazaki wouldn't have made some of the greatest films of all time..
What if my Kagome figurine is the BEST figurine in the world?
Then it would be A TRAP!
What if Kagome was a trap? *wouldn't be able to sleep*
There would be many many many sad fanboys....
What if Sesshomaru was a Reverse Trap?
Then you guys play too much YuGiOh.
What if Key the Metal Idol returned with a sequal?
Then who would watch it? Seriously?
What if Lain had a sequel?
Then it would be called
Cereal Experiements: Lain.
YES! It would be a comedy!
What if Fate/ Stay Night was made witht he same characters, but with a different plot, attitude, and costuming?
Then it would be something else? :?
What if LEGOS were used as real building materials?
God! I've got the perfect answer for this to!
Id terrorize Tokyo WITH Godzilla.
What if you could be the opposite sex for a day, is there anything in particular you would do?
More cosplaying, self-Dizzify.
What if you have the opportunity to take a picture of Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and Gackt all at once, only to find out your camera froze?
Then my camera would be recycled into pavement, post haste!!!
What if there's a major earthquake durring Fanime?
...as for my perfect Lego answer... "Then Remodeling would be a snap!
Then that means that one of the seven Dragons of Earth was awakened and that the battle for Earth's fate is upon us!
What if I could spit candy?
Then the lover you have better have a sweet tooth.
What if I only spoke in rhymes?
Quote from: serajwlWhat if I could spit candy?
Eew!
I mean, uh, Then you could blow Hershey Kisses?
What if you could find a way to market tyhe ability to spit candy?
then it would be totally a trend that would fizzle
what if i could go to the friendship garden today..?
Then things would have been turning out just fine instead of wonderfully craptastic.
What if I could actually hold to my promises instead of letting other things ge tin the way?
then other people woouldn't be so upset.. rightnow
what if i could get fed right now?
Then the cafeteria must be open...
What if fate would be nice to me a little more often.
then those three women of fate would make you and the other happier...
but NOOOOOO
NOOOO
this femaled doggies...
what if i could find some food to eat?
Then you must be in the cafeteria
What if the food makes Saiko hurl?
then it must have been the glass of champagne because she's not used to that much alchohol
(ugh... wedding parties)
what if Loktera brought me some food <3? (oh what a dream)
Then you are probably dreaming... in bed. :P
What if Loktera becomes a Narutard?
then i'd have to leave him...
but then i'd be all alone.. T_T
what if i had to find someone new?
Then Loktera will convert and stay as Sexy no Jutsu forever!
What if Loktera and Saiko switched bodies one morning?
....um
then I'd fucking scream like hell
omg i'd have to DRIVE
ON THE ROAD!!!
SOME SAVE THE WORLD
what if gmontem could bring me food?
Then she'd remain hungry because I ate all of it along the way
What if Loktera brought me food?
then he'd bring pocky
that's it
what if i got some pocky in my mouth right now?
Then I'd take pics; then with you and Chloe; then with you, Chloe, and Oshu; then with you, Chloe, Oshu, and the Narutard humping your leg; then with you, Chloe, Oshu, ....
What if someone repeats a "What if" question?
then it will have a differen't answer
what if food poofed in front of me?
then you'd probably die of food poisoning from eating random food that poofed in front of you.
what if i got a job?
then you actually be useful (that was mean i know... i'm sorry)
what if i could find a bed?
Then you will cut out the "do not remove" mattress labels.
What if Minagi-chan accidentally swallowed meat?
Then someone would have to learn the heimlich maneuver within a matter of seconds.
What if I actually got offended by Saiko's answer? =P
Then Id call you a "pussy." Then again, I call just about everyone a pussy.
What if I was the all mighty Emperor of the known Universe?
Then for some reason we voted on the wrong guy =P
What if Square-Enix decided they didn't like the KH2 ending and didn't want to make a third and re-released the game with a whole new story involving the Power Rangers?
Quote from: Itachi no Jutsu
What if Square-Enix decided they didn't like the KH2 ending and didn't want to make a third and re-released the game with a whole new story involving the Power Rangers?
Then the game would explode out of sheer suck AND out of the sheer number of power ranger serieses there's been. There's been, like, TWELVE! I was YOUNG for the first THREE!
What if the Teletubbies, Elmo and Barnie (Barny?) got into a turf-war over children's television?
Then I would win ^^v
What if you drank me in a bottle?
Would I get poisoned?
What if I never came to this board to begin with?
Then you never would have posted here now would ya?
What if Fanime was canceled due to bombings in Iraq?
Then the Fanimafia will hold their gathering elsewhere
What if I was normal? >>
Impossible....
What if I was Ino from Guilty Gear?
Then you'd be damn hot. XP
What if I ran a kitchen from my house and sold you people food? XP
Then your kitchen would recive an "A" Rating.
What if fire ants invaded late night Hentai screenings?
Then it'll be harder to tell if someone is moaning from fire ants in his pants or ....
What if Silent Hill was misrated as rated G?
Many children will forever be traumatized by Pyramid Head.
What if I could cosplay for the next gathering?
The you should cosplay as Pyramid Head.
What if I cosplayed for Fanime? *gasp*
Then I wouldn't be the only one (you cosplay as a tentacle monster).
What if tentacle monsters attack you all of a sudden?
Then it better be a female tentacle monster!
What if you found out you were reared by a tentacle monster?
I would first feel violated. Then I'd kindly ask for a reason upon which the monster felt it had a need to rear me...
What if I would just trear tentacle monsters like everyone else and just run around screaming like a school girl?
Then let the hot tentacle action fanfics begin.
What if temtacle monsters had feelings for the person they tentafy
TENTACLE MONSTERS HAVE FEELINGS?!??! HAHAHAH!!! That's like saying people care about who I shoot with my Airsoft guns...
What if I decided to take on an army of tentacle monsters with nothing buy my guns?
Depends. Which one do you want to p0wn first?
What if people filed lawsuits against hentai?
Then there would be no more Twincest... And that would suck...
What if Twincest were outlawed?
Then hellllo alternateformsofadultentertainment!
What if you were beaten up by the Animaniacs?
Then Jyun will brag to everyone that Dot violated him.
What if Dr. Scratch and Sniff smelled seksi?
Then Dieter would feel left out.
What if a barracuda swam up to you and said Que Pasa?
then i'd say "Tengo muchas problemas. Ay dios mio."
what if those problems could be solved?
Then, by that span of time, the barracuda would remember what it approached you for, and bite you sharp in the behind, 'till you die of poison, blood loss and family bicycle rides.
What if I wasn't coming to Fanime? (DON'T WORRY I'M STILL COMING. The question is clearly hypothetical.)
There would be one less supporter of anime there and the square-enix people would take over OMGWTFBBQ!!!
What if all the "guests I want for fanimeCon 2006" posters in the "ideas and suggests" board got their wish and gackt came to Fanime this year?
The end of Fanime. Enough said after the dust of skirts, perfume, autograph cards, and gmontem settle.
What if coatamundis were introduced to the world of DDR?
Then I would see it and think to myself, "so that's a coatamundis!"
What if our forum emoticons grow some hair?
This emoticon has hair but he cant find it. :roll: DUPED AGAIN >.<
What if people basically made fanime?
Then it's true; By Fans, For Fans.
What if things didn't look as they appear?
Then Id have to say welcome to the matrix
What if this was the Matrix O.o
Then pocky would have tasted like chicken.
What if Microsoft never took off?
Then say hello to the age of POwerCpuKY5, the nottobe age of computers!
What if the world that exists around us ceased to exist due to the wishes of certain individuals?
Then I'd have to find a way to corrupt That wish! :shock:
What if Der Cosplay became a campaign of shock and awe?
Quote from: JyunishinshoWhat if the world that exists around us ceased to exist due to the wishes of certain individuals?
I feel noticed. ^///^
Then Dieter would HAVE to have come back. Love ya, D!
What if I had more lazer tag skills?
Then you wouldn't be the same of the community.
What if, for one day, you turned into a bird?
Then I will probably die from avian flu that day D:
What if I was a power ranger?
then I would assume you were the yellow ranger that flies a giant cock xD
What would happen if you found the deathnote notebook on your desk :3
Then SOME people wouldn't be alive. LOL.
What if the microwave was never invented?
Then I would have never been super deformed T_T
What if you were able to become invisibile when no one looks at you?
Then I'd be invisible every minute I'm at home and in public, right up until I open my mouth.
What if all the eurobeat artists went on strike against their record companies?
Then those ricers would have to listen to nothing but old music while they are driving.
What if, by entering in a secret code on my computer, I am able to unlock a hidden code that directs me to Microsofts hidden "World Control Computer"?
Then loli will be legalized throughout the world.
What if Loktera was still a wittle boy?
I would so feed him lolipops and dress him all gothic lolita and kodona >w< <3
what if Gmontem was a widdle boy :3
Then Id laugh and shota fans would try and glomp him >.<
What if you were a drink >.<
Then I'd be sweet and sorta bitter, dark but not too rich, hot but not scalding.
I'd be hot chocolate, but not with the racial implication.
What if you were a body part?
I'd be the part that most people like to play with...
Their fingers.
What if you accidently shot yourself in the foot with an airsoft gun?
Id go "Dammit not again...."
What if you were slammed through a table
i'd actuually bleed
what if everyone was still at the sushi palace when i got there
then dinner would have been interesting.
What if my sig meant something?
Then it meant that you listen to linkin park and cut your wrists or are just deeply emo...tional...
What if life was like a video game?
[my response: I would shoot them in the head and kill them and go to their respawn point and go HA HA I HEAD SHOTTED YOU!! Then shoot them again in the head =3.]
Then this is some messed up ren-ai game...
What if bees and rolypoly beetles can stand centrifugal forces?
Then you crush the bees like always, and let the sowbugs live... they're cool.
What if there were such a place as Jusenkyou?
(My Repsonse: Then a majority of Santa Cruz would make a pilgrimage to China...)
Then if I went there, I'd really watch my step.
Since media seems to be going all digital:
What if all the studios in Hollywood moved to the Silicon Valley?
Quote from: G.I.RWhat if all the studios in Hollywood moved to the Silicon Valley?
We'd get more movies like Advent Children. Mediocred to Nonexistant storyline, but pretty pretty graphics so nobody would care.
What if gmontem never got into photography and decided to pursue a career in ice sculpture instead?
Then instead of the many photos of us, there'd be WAY too many statues all over his house. LOL. XD
What if summer was cold and winter was hot?
Then you'd be living in Australia.
What if Pokemon, Digimon, Neopets, Legendz (etc, etc,) were all real?
Then I'd be seeing wild pokemon living in my community and not cute wild rabbits, frogs, and ducks.
What if the guys were the ones to get preggo? D:
That would be funny XD but Im a guy O.o well when its happening to someone else I guess >.<
What if you were in the Matrix and you took the Red Pill AND the Blue Pill O.o ???
Then I would become purple and die from overdose.
What if any dating sims game are real?
XDD This sounds suck since it's 1am and I have work soon.
Id laugh since whenever I talk to them options will appear in my vision XD and no body would ever move only change poses.
What if real life was the SIMS and god was just some guy playing XD
I'll pray he doesn't decide to stick me in a swimming pool and yank out the ladder. Apparently I'm physically unable to climb out on my own.
What would happen if God really DID kill a kitten every time you masturbate?
Then all the exclusive dog lovers in the world will be found masturbating every where they go. D:
What if God really DID give a puppy (http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/7853/godgivesapuppy4bb.jpg) everytime a woman masturbates? :P
Saiko would be responsible for more puppies than most everyone I knew.
What if I actually owned a nice tux instead of having to rent one?
then you'd wouldn't be wearing that nice black sleep tux to my prom which totally is going to make me go *Squee* as hell
what if my mother said "no" all of sudden to me going to prom?
Then you will sneak out anyways.
What if I were to have a small private gathering and invited only Lok, Tsubasa, and Ohsu? ~_^
i'd be sure to tell Lok to take LOTS of PIX -^^-
and of course i'd be simply envious
what if Lok's stepmother didn't play sick tomorrow?
Then she'd be asking Lok if he wants to play with her wii.
What if Saiko and Lok win a free night's stay + expenses at an expezzy, luxurious hotel during Prom night?
then it would bring tears to my eyes (dream come true)
what if.... i can play Lok's wii?
Then Lok will wish he bought the extended warranty.
What if I thought this month was April?
you get showers
what if rain came back?
Then... it'd rain. Go figure.
What if saying "Zeeky Boogy Doog (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php)" really DID cause a "nukuler" explosion?
then that would be good reason why
What if white roses had a meaning to life?!
Then it'd probably be innocence and purity.
What if I could find a black rose?
Then your delima would be: Weather to take it or leave it be.
What if Fanime became a new sit-com on FOX?
Then FOX would actually be popular
what if Loktera actually used "protection" Saturday night? XD
(Lok dont' kill me.. but its' still funny)
Then he would have survived the unruly sport called The Great Kicking in the C* that night.
What if a board member left this board?
*gloom* The world would be a dark, miserable void... empty of life and joy...
*ahem.*
What if the last day of Fanime was NOT during my finals week?
Then you'd be able to take your test instead of watching anime.
What if my protection was really just an airsoft gun in my trunk?
That would make the question of what you were doing on Saturday all the more interesting.
What if the Nintendo 64 had a surge of fan-game popularity?
Then the Nintendo 64 would have even more bad games.
What if the PS3 only cost 300 dollars?
Then a lot of people would stop criticizing it.
What if was like...
POPSICLES?
Quote from: Tsukai Mori
What if was like...
POPSICLES?
1. Then you could split it down the middle, and share it with a freind. :D
2. Then it would melt down after a few minutes. :shock:
3. Your hands would be sticky after handleing it :x
4. Then you could buy one off of a truck on a hot summer afternoon. :P
What if there was a vacination for "Fan-Boy Funk"? :lol:
BLARGH! NEEDLES! :shock: :evil:
...I shower daily (bi-daily if you count missing a day), so... NO FUNK ON THIS JUNK!
What if Magic 8 Balls were accurate in their decision making?
then the Church would have a fit about it
what if today was special?
Then the good days would be less special by comparison.
What if Cartoon Network showed Elfen Lied?
It would be so censored that the episodes would be as long as Perfect Hair Forever and not only that but the story would be gutted and the characters names changed completely.
What if cow farts became a new source of energy?
The oil companies would buy all the cattle in the world, and claim they have "Mad Cow Disease", Kill off most of them, and cause a shortage "due to lack of supply" (you know what follows that statement...). :x
What if the "76-Hour Non-Stop Anime Challenge" became a Hentai fest? :shock:
Then we'd have a story to tell to our grandchildren.
What if that "special" episode of Pokemon made kids start dancing instead of having a seizure?
Then that would explain my strange inclinision to suddenly start tap-dancing during that heart rending moment in the series finale...
What if I decided to be nice to a certain board member?
then Tsukai might be shocked and.. confused
i wish.. this week wasn't soo hellish with projects..
But it becomes hellish with last minute cosplays instead.
What if my KHII OST suddenly dissappeared from my player?
then the emo population would be increased
what if.. i can hang out during my finals week?
that would be pretty cool... but kinda difficult.
What if you could somehow, show-up, for Fanime?
Then I would have material to use for my playing cards
What if i get locked in Tsubasa's Room with Tsukai? D:
D:!
Then Tsukai would not be very pleased.
What if Clamp came to fanime con because they thought it was Anime Expo :D!
Then Ryu will turn gay* for no longer having to go to AX.
What if Bart Boy falls in love with VTA?
*gay as in happy :p
then Bart will become derailed
what if i did show up for Fanime and caught a certain someone doing something that he shouldn't be doing.. when i'm not there...
Then I would say sorry Im in the box...I made it too small
Now I want you guys to corrupt this question...
What if tic tac replaced the c with a k
then it'd be a hawaiian game
what if i ran away to Fanime?
Then you wouldnt be the only one.
What if there was no such thing as Anime, games, or tv :shock:
then there'd be less drama in the world..
no i take that back
there'd be more drama in the world and everyone would go crazy and Tsukai Mori of their momento
what if.. you thought i was innocent?
SO YOU ARENT 0.0 Naughty... :twisted:
What if incest was legal and it was commonly seen in households across the us
... then it'd be as normal as homosexuality
but personaly.. i never want to see anyone post such of a topic again..
it churns my stomach and makes me cry
what if i could feel indifferent about incest being "common" thru out the US
then like me...That would be a miracle...Unless your down south >.< who married your second cousin
What if there was document saying that there can be no war...
[my answer: then we would have another hitler O.o]
Y HLO THAR UNITED NATIONS! Who NEEDS a document?
What if my theory of the end of the world is true, and Microsoft and another "big-wig" company rise up and use Starbucks to take over the world, and, after choosing a representative from both companies, used Elmo as the concubine to create the Anti-Christ, which Elmo would be the major proponent for, and then Apocalypse came as predicted?
Where the four horsemen rise up...psh that is going to happen...When Bush and the idiotic congress start up WWIII
What if some one just dropped the F bomb right now O.o
F-bomb? What the f*** are you talking about?
What if I removed those three stars?
Then it would spell the smell of your cologne -- "fart".
What if Fanime lasted for 7 days?
Then it would truly be bliss, or either hell.
What if Raging Waters turned into Calm Waters?
Then I would be on call to make them Raging.
What if I got a tattoo on my neck of a smiley happy Taiko No Tetsujin drum?
then i'll scrape it off with a ruler
what if i visit Lok today after school
Then you would bear witness to him kung-fu fighting his evil twin (thats Lok with beard)
What if the Burger king and Ronald Mcdonald fought UFC style.
Then I'd be rootin' for Ronald 'cause that Burger King guy is just to Creepy!
What if the next "Survivor" was cast with Fanime bulletin board members? (and where would it be?).
See this thread here (http://www.fanime.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=4816&start=0)
What if that were to happen?
Then Fanime will have a special AMV section allowing clips from the survivor show.
What if I ate a red apple and lived to tell the tale?
Then you aren't allergic to them.
What if that $1890 of hacked money in my PayPal account was still there?
Then you will get rid of it quickly before you get caught by sending it to my PayPal account.
What if I bought a 2006 season subscription to the sf opera (i'm looking at that page right now)?
Quote from: gmontemThen you will get rid of it quickly before you get caught by sending it to my PayPal account.
What if I bought a 2006 season subscription to the sf opera (i'm looking at that page right now)?
Then you will go broke and be forced to live a hobo's life.
What if Sasuke was real and I glomped him? 8D
He's quickly be picked up by the police for stealing from the dealers room, because you managed to stop him during his escape.
What if that kid tries that again at this years Fanime?
then history will repeat itself
what if i wasn't so tired from studying
Then you'd be very energetic and happy from studying.
What if I could finally figure out the hidden meaning of #219 The Master of Secrets?
Then you would find the lost city of purple penguins.
What if the earth's core was filled with chocolate?
Then that would give me incentive to start drilling/digging.
What if PerplexCity were a little easier to find in this city?
then you'd get 10,000 pounds
what if i had more logik
Then you'd probably have a good looking, well dressed guy hanging around you alot more often... Wait.. NO!! I SHOULD BE THAT GOOD LOOKING WELL DRESSED GUY!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!
*Ahem*
What if I can manage to make a doujinshi and maybe sell some books at Comiket?
then you'd actually live my dream for me
what if could make a hentai?
Then we don't know who is.
What if Fanime was 5 days away?
i would cry cause my wig hasent come in yet D:<
what if fanime was tomorrow o___o
Then everyone's head would explode. :P
What if Fanime was auctually run by aliens from another dimension?
Then I would have my theory finally be proven
What if I was a TV
Then I'd smash you with a bat like all my other televisions.
What if humans could urinate with their fingers?
Then maybe we'd all be in the realm of Scary Movie 3,
What if the letter e was the letter z?
then it would be hard to say most names X3
what if hard gay became president :3
Then I would end the national anthem with UFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOKKKKKKAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY *humps the air with hips*
What if I came to fanime as Hard Gay?
Then you might get more attention than Man-faye! Haaard Gaaaaaay!
What if cosplayers charged a buck per picture at fanime?
Then they might be able to get to places on time.
What if all fansubs vanished forever?
Then Id automatically transform into Dave Chappel and go IIIIMMM RRIIICH BIIIAAATTTCHHH
What if I came as Hard Gay but with long Hair
then we'd have to ask you to cut it.
What Saiko and I were to do a Shounen-Ai Cross/cosplay?
then our dreams will come true
what if my parents weren't so 'crazy'?
(crazy like how Ohsu pronounces it)
They probably are....
What if I looked better with short hair?
then you would cut off all your hair~~
what if i finally got to meet amano? XDXDXDXD *is scared to think of what would happen*
Then you two would have beautiful beautiful j-rock babies. <3
What if just one of my wishes came true for once?
then this country will have a US-born sea cow for president.
what if tsukai didn't get to meet tsubasa at fanime?
Then he'd be a very sad little "it."
What if "the theory" turns out not to be true?
The scientific progress would go "boink"
What if Bill Watterson continued Calvin & Hobbes for 5 more years?
Then they would have discovered the joy of The Internet, MP3 Players, and possibly have gotten into deeper philosophical discussions.
What if I wasn't so damn hooked on Judy And Mary at the moment?
Then you'd be "doing things" with a "certain someone". ;3
What if I didn't go to Europe for 2 weeks during the Oakridge meet? D:
then you'd have to come up with a miraclous excuse.. again
what if my parents weren't so hardassed?
Then maybe SOME of us can spend "quality" time with you. D:
What if there was only ice cream to eat in the entire world?
the poor cows
what if women didn't gain weight so fast as men
Then we would have less she-males in this world.
What if Ohsu loses his skillz in fighting gamez?
Then he might have to shut that oh-so-confident mouth of his. ;)
What if everyone was a lolipedo-fin?
then what would we be?
what if dogs were actually deformed abnormal cats?
They would then be able to climb trees.
What if all the Wiis are sold out on the first day of release?
then I would Wii on the store in revolt for them not having enough and pissing me the **** off :evil:
What if I can play like Paul Gilbert and rock Fanime to the bone with god like guitar rifts
Quote from: Asa_Gohanthen I would Wii on the store in revolt for them not having enough and pissing me the **** off :evil:
What if I can play like Paul Gilbert and rock Fanime to the bone with god like guitar rifts
I'd ask who Paul Gilbert was, then pat ya on the back and say "ya rocked it dude".
What if I actually ever posted pictures I have taken at con ?
[For those who don't know me, I never post pictures. Though those "special" times I do (bored out of mind or have been threatened with violence). I do post like a few piccy's]
Then there'll be MORE evidence that I'm not photogenic.
What if next year I brought more money than before, but less than there is to my name?
you would buy more things...? *shifty eyes*
What if you could snap your fingers and viola! You'd get whatever you wanted?
Then after a while, from a pile of swag, you'd here me yell "I've got blisters on my fingers!". :lol:
What if Nintendo were to make a "Pocket Wii"? :twisted:
then people would ask you what're you doing,and you would respond "im just grabbing my Wii"
What if the PS3 was delayed for another year?
Ahahaha! Hahah...hah...O_o
then you break it....
what if we all have a pocket wish with unlimited wishes?
then i'd wish to stay in private school
what if i would live up to my sn :saiko koneko
then people would believe your a phyco cat named ko.
What if summer never ended?
Then everyone would be hella dark.
What if we had wings?
Then there would be more traffic in the skys and news going this just in another person dead from falling 10s of thousands of feet from the sky.
What if we can all run at the speed of sound
Then we would be hunted for our feathers.
What if Lex Luther stole forty cakes? (superdickery, anyone?)
Forty birthday kids would cry.
What if I actually knew how to cook? [-(
Since when did you know how to cook?
Then you'd probably... I dunno. Have an easier time understanding the Swedish Chef.
What if Gung-Ho released an English "Yogurting" client? (Keep your fingers crossed for this 'un!)
Then the number of people playing Pangya would dwindle.
What if real foxes went "Phhhhht" like Asa_Gohans' avatar?
Quote from: Minagi-chanThen we would be hunted for our feathers.
What if Lex Luther stole forty cakes? (superdickery, anyone?)
SUPERDICKERY. *rabid face*
...sorry, I'm a major player in the forums there. :D
Anyhow, back to the game:
Then the world would be full of foxhunters enraged by the taunts of various foxes.
What if the government could read our minds?
Then all the bases would be covered and we wouldn;t be able to do ANYTHING!
What if you had an hour to live?
Then I'd tell the doctor I didn't have his paycheck. Then he'd be SURE to give me another hour.
What if the world outside of the Matrix was a Matrix to another group of people?
!!!!!!!EMIT XODARAP
What if I wasn't so fluent it typing in backwards?
Then you simply wouldn't be Lok, now WOULD you?
What if Lok simply wasn't Lok?
Then the world of hentai would feel as if they lost an influential member.
What if people threw rocks at other people for no apparent reason?
Then "getting stoned" would be a daily occurrance. (Of course, in Downtown Santa Cruz, it is for most people anyway...)
What if it started raining money? And food?
Then reports of people being wounded by falling pot pies and/or many Benjamins would increase a thousandfold.
What if coffee affected people in a manner exactly opposite to what's usual?
You'd have ME with Sodas.
What if all the good bands from the 80's came back and played (I.E, Oingo Boingo, Admiral Poindexter and his Banshees of Blue, the Fixx)?
I would probably go hide in a corner with headphones on until it was over.
What if you dialed the Goddess Assistance Hotline?
I did.... but no one picked up :(
What if your cosplays got ruined the friday of Fanime!
I'd steal YOURS!
What if humanity collectively and totally lost its sense of hearing?
We wouldn't here the bombs coming towards us.
(What?)
What if global warming WASN'T real?
Then we've still got plenty of worries on our collective plate.
What if none of you were really real? *suspicious look*
I already proved that theory. We're all nonexistant...just coexisting thoughts in the dream spectrum of the gods.
(WOW that hurt my brains....)
What if......
I was god
...and all of you were my very well paid and taken care of minions? XD!
What? We weren't?
What if many things that are illegal become legal?
Welcome to anarchy.
Population...zero.
What if Roxor, Konami, and Andamiro made their games together in peace without needing to confront one or the other over hardware issues?
Then we will see the birth of Koroxamirami.
What if vegetarians became meatlovers and vice versa?
I'd have to start shopping at Whole Foods.
What if all cars suddenly stopped functioning?
Then there would be no more global warming and people would be fit from all the walking and bike riding.
What if Mikuru turned out to be wa~~~~~ay shota compared to Kyon?
Peh. Who ISN'T Shota?
What if odd looking aliens came into your house and ate dinner with your family?
I'd eat the aliens for dessert.
What would happen if Tsubasa traded his skills in fighting games for my skills in music games?
Then you'd train at fighting games.
What if the planets and stars are illusions, all technology we've sent out to "space" is illusionary, and Earth is all there is?
Then we're in even deeper trouble when we eventually screw things up here.
What if forum game threads were against the rules here?
Then some of us would just break down and sob. Or not come by fifteen times a day to see which games have been updated. Either or.
What if the dream I had where zombies took over all the convenience stores in the world came true?
I think it already has... Have you not been in a convienence store lately?
What if I could find my wallet?
Then you'd take us all out for frosty chocolate milkshakes.
What if everybody in the world wore a nametag?
Then it's be a lot easier to make friends.
What if everyone spoke the same language!
It would provide wonders, That and there would be no use for subtitles. But the dubbing!
What if you smelled like swiss cheese?
Then I'd be popular among the cheese of the month clubs.
What if halloween was every month?
That would ruin the fun of it.
What if you mixed Numa Numa with the Llama Song?
Then I would be the most annoying person on the face of the Earth!
What if you had amazing wind powers?
Then I would bring in a breeze to break the heat wave...or at least move the hot air around a little.
What if this life ain't worth livin' through?
Then everyone would be emo, more suicides, and my stomach'd be pretty full of emos *bu~~~~urp*
What if you were the opposite gender?
You mean, like, woke up that way or was that way the whole time?
In either case:
*Temporary: Pictures (clothed), try stuff, try to get discounts at restaurants...
*Permanent, and to my knowledge: Scream like the girl I'd be. Then research China to find the cure!!!
What if cars ran on the juices of crushed leaves of any sort?
Then driving would actually help the enviroment in some way(leaving a fresh leafy smell everytime you drove) But then trees would die quicky.
What if Fanime '07 was cancelled? :O!!
Then it would happen anyway, but much smaller.
What if The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya was on Cartoon Network?
It would probably be in english and might be like naruto....
what if life was like dungeons and dragons and fights decided by rolling dice.
Then the government might have a better solution to our goals in Iraq than they have now.
What if that creepy Burger King guy was outside your window right now?
Quote from: G.I.RThen the government might have a better solution to our goals in Iraq than they have now.
What if that creepy Burger King guy was outside your window right now?
I'd give him some fries.
What if he doesn't want the fries?
I'd be right there to eat them before they got all cold and gross.
What if life imitated art, rather than the other way around?
Then Picasso would really **** us up, now wouldn't he? (Self-censor FTW)
What if all the world WAS a stage?
Then we're some seriously good actors and actresses...
And Zen Buddhism is correct. Scary thought there.
What if the only cosplay source in the whole entire world was at Hot Topic?
Then I suspect that The Matrix cosplay would quickly become very popular...
What if trees could scream?
Then everyone would be wearing ear-plugs 24/7 'cause of cutting down rainforests >: (
What if computers never existed?
*emo tear* Then we wouldn't be able to keep in touch with people from fanime.
What if everyone had whatever they wanted?
Then everybody would be content; without restless minds, art and invention would diminish, and eventually our society would crumble down about our very content ears.
What if photography actually does steal one's soul?
Then I don't know a single person who still has a soul.... and it would explain why so many people in the move buisness are heartless.
What if Pocky was the healthiest food in the universe?
The USDA would "research" it for years, disallowing its sale in the United States. It'd be shelved much like Vitamin B17 (Potential cure for cancers of many sorts). So... it'd be even MORE rare.
What if there were more dimensions than 3(4?)?
Then my brother's attempts at drawing a four-dimensional cube could be realized. (He listens to The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway faaaar too much for his own good.)
What if...we had to eat whatever we killed?
Then most of world would either die or resort to cannablism.
What if we resorted back to the way of Fuedal Japan.
Emo would be a way of life. Except with stomachs instead of arms. And with BIG knives instead of tiny ones.
What if someone made loli-pops (get it? LIEK ZOMG TEH PUN)?
Quote from: zoupzuop2Emo would be a way of life. Except with stomachs instead of arms. And with BIG knives instead of tiny ones.
What if someone made loli-pops (get it? LIEK ZOMG TEH PUN)?
Noone would buy them.
What if the eceomy recovered, and I got my old job back?
Then some idiot might come by and screw it up again but this time cause a great depression
What if there was no such thing as the internet
Quote from: Asa_GohanWhat if there was no such thing as the internet?
1. Then forums would be done via carrier pigeons. :)
2. Libraries would be more crowded. :x
3. File sharing would be a long tedious activity carriedout by going from location to location with jump-drives. :?
4. Hackers would have to get a
real life. :lol:
What if suntan loation came in "Cookies and Cream" scent?
Then kids might mistake it for real Cookies and Cream, eat it, die from poisoning, and our world is less populated.
What if Fooly Cooly met reality?(ripped from Stage Zero XDD)
Then, if Gainax was still in charge with everything, the world might just end.
SPOILEREVERYONEDIESSPOILER
What if Gainax suddenly made something really happy where nobody dies, no ones heart gets broken and it has a really cute mascot character?
I'd rather have a world where I can choose to suffer than if I didn't know what suffering was.
But I digress...
...it'd probably be cool, 'cos we wouldn't know any better.
What if I hadn't just referenced free will?
then you wouldnt have refrenced it and life would continue move on as we know it =3
What if I made paper models that people might be interested in such as a paper model of howls flying castle?
The you would be swamped by millions of fans (for example, Hayao Miyazaki's fans, which are more then just "quite-a-few") then be famous and become the Fanime Paper Model-er Legend.
What if every member that ever join this BBS actually posted daily?
Then some of these threads would move a bit faster.
What if a heat wave wasn't sweeping the nation?
There would be less complaints like people now...
And we wouldnt learn our lesson in "STOP POLLUTIONG THE AIR F'KERS!!!"
What if the homosexual population of the Earth increased greatly sometime in the next 10 years?
Quote from: uzutakeWhat if the homosexual population of the Earth increased greatly sometime in the next 10 years?
Trick question.
What if we found out?
We'd probably BE that gay/lesbian/etc. population so we wouldn't care as much.
What if all the defunct and obscure 80's new wave bands were zombified and attacked California?
Then we'd have to use emo music and death-metal to battle their mighty forces.
What if I hadn't won the eBay auction for some cool Xellos boots this morning?
Then you would be pissed and bang your head on the wall
What if ... I get to meet all the members of Fanichat?
Then you'll get to know them personally and be a member of the Fanimafia.
What if every anime had a sequal?
Then I wouldn't have any money left.
What if suspenders became fashionable?
There would be no more of the 'gangsta' sag pants.
What if the sky was orange?
then we woulld have a hard time finding the sun
what if... i told my parents i wasn't completely straight?
They would probably internally combust from confusion/shock? Or they might accept you as their daughter no matter the choices you make.. *thumbs up*
What if koalas and kangaroos didn't exist?
then Australia would be nothing
what if i had family in Austria?
You would have tan relatives with cool accents!
What if Lisu's contacts were the same color?!
then he'd be conforming!!! *gasp*
what if i dyed my hair white and got purple contacts?
You would look like reverse-Miho.
What if I dyed my hair purple and got white contacts?
what if i cosplayed as Ritsuka?
Then I would angst about you stealing all my Soubi's time away... Hehe, but that's drama in tha past. ^^
What if KioKioKioKioKioKioKioKioKioKioKioKioKioKioKioKioKioKioKioKioKioKioKio was the only thing on my mind right now?
you'd be a loveless fanatic (btw... i just only wanna cosplayed as Ritsuka...just cuz that's prolly the easiest cosplay i can do ^^;)
what if we could realy be born with cat ears?
Then it would be a lot easier to tell certain facts about people. *plays with my cat ears*
What if you weren't really you, and that I was really you and you were really me?
Then I'd be moe as a...moe character...and you'd be flexible as a rubber band.
What if Fanime became corporate?
Then we'd have more money and beat Amine Expo's spot as the biggest anime convention in the US. >: )
What if everyone had a webcam?
Then we would get to see what everyone wears (And doesn''t wear?) when they are in the comfort of their own home...
What if Loli weren't illegal?
It isn't. Wanna know why? Look at my signature.
What if I was bi?
Then those yaoi fan-girls would be OH SO UBER HAPPY.
me for instance... XD
Then I don't think I need to answer her question.
-meow? You said nothing. Guess you were caught in the moment... ._.
What if I WASN'T bi, but all out homosexual?
Then... I'd run away from you?
What if Kamijo wrote a song and dedicated to me? XD
Kamijo fangirls will be divided into 2 groups:
1.) "KILL MYCHIYO BECAUSE SHE STOLE KAMIJO FROM US"
or
2.) Love Mychiyo because she's stolen Kamijo's heart :3
What if I've never discovered yaoi?
Then maybe you should drop by Yaoi-Con for a full out emulsification. Unless you're under 18.
What if I opened up an anime store in the small business section on Tully?
Then I'd come there every day! XD
What if I wasn't a girl?
Then you'd be a boy.
What if I wasn't a boy?
Then you'd be able to cosplay girl Ranma!
What if there were more yuri cake action at Ryu's party?
Ah you saw it too?
Then the guys would get jealous. Or.....er....something else that I cann't describe or risk bannation.
What if I revealed to everyone I was in actuality a girl?
Then all the guys who checked you out would be piling up asking you to date them since they know you are actually a girl.
What if I knew how to kiss?
If you don't know how to, ask Koalla Su and she'll lend you her kiss teaching machine. Have fun with the tsisty cherries....x_x
What if my stomach felt better?!?
Then you'll treat yourself to some ice cream?
What if I had a better body ? ^_^
Then maybe you could get a REAL boyfriend :D
(Y'know I kid XD)
What if downloading music was absolutely free and legal?(every website)
Then everyone would have a much bigger collection of music and be exosed to a lot more, which would be wonderful.
What if internet was free.
Oh it's free....hahahahaha....
What if I became cold and mean to everyone?
Me and Annie'd be scared of you, but then you'd be a better bishounen. (choose or DIE! choose or DIE! lol...)
What if you would automatically register the lyrics of every song you've listened to?
Then you'd have more gigabytes worth of letters than there is sand on the beach boardwalk.
What if water became a limited resource?
We'd all die. And pee would FINALLY become reusable...for a short period of time.... And doctors would think twice about "drinking 8 cups of water a day" XP
What is the Great Depression happens again soon?
We'd all be eating each other day by day.
What would happen if we all become hungry powered zombies?
Um..we weren't?
What if we weren't zombies, but more like thinking and plotting Ganados like RE4?
Then we'd stay hungry and suffer because everyone would be zombies x.x
What if age didnt matter in relationships?
Then you'll find relationships between 80 year olds to 9 year olds something normal. And gross. Very gross.
What if money wasn't a necessity in our world today and we all lived in a world full of anarchy and dismay that the world continues to crumble on a daily basis with no signs of stopping in the distant future but can only be changed if someone were to take a stand but since our world is full of shy people it will never happen so we continue to live in a world of famine and chaos?
Atlantis, thus, would be a common repeat in time. (and you cant stop a GOD!!!)
What if Panic! At the Disco didnt copy Fall Out Boy's music?! >.>
...then this thread wouldn't've died .___.()
What if food could talk?
Then we would be talking to them instead of eating them
What if parents would let their daughters communicate with guys normally?
That would be interesting, wouldn't it?
What if money mattered more than love?
Then the word "love" would vanish from this world and money would take over
What if I had better luck
You did, but the fairy was on vacation.
what if I didn't eat that 1 pound hamburger?
Then you wouldn't end up blowing your head off
What if this world were to suddenly vanish?
Then all would be obsolete. The universe would still exist (minus earth), but would there be anyone around to recognize it?
What if the story of Suzumiya Haruhi was documented history instead of fiction... and the cast was still alive and well to this day?
Then we'd probably be in limbo playing dungeons and dragons for the rest of our lives
What if there was no such thing as Tv
Then the interface for the Computer would be eliminated, most "screened" electronics would simply not be. We would be a far less media-based society, unless paper had a resurge in popularity.
What if electronic devices these days got even SMALLER?
Then there would be many more instances of people swallowing their own cell phones, and sales would boost from tiny mp3 players endlessly being lost, too tiny to keep track of.
What if an X-Men-esque turn of evolution actually came to pass?
Then the blood thirsty masses would get their way and the world would be doomed.
What if I had a GOOD tablet.
Since you didn't specify what kind of tablet... :roll:
Medicine: It'd make you feel good.
Stone: You could make your own copy of five of the Ten Commandments.
Writing: You could write a new story.
Wacom: Then editing photos in Photoshop would be a breeze.
Artist: You could spend a quiet afternoon drawing away.
what would happen IF the fani mafia got TOO big? :roll:
Then we're gonna need either moar drivers and a bigger house, or start coordinating more private gatherings and less public ones.
What if I never developed the Kodoku complex, and the Kegan Boob complex?
Quote from: gmontemThen we're gonna need either moar drivers and a bigger house, or start coordinating more private gatherings and less public ones.
What if I never developed the Kodoku complex, and the Kegan Boob complex?
Then we'd have to tied you up with bondage... and let mistress have her way with you...
What if the world was over run with zombies?
*bumps*
sorry...
but I'm surprised...
no one has any response to this? :
What if the world was over-run with Zombies!
Then everyone would become a zombie and join the masses.... except those few who choose to fight the swarm.
What if a Kraken appeared at Fanime.
Then everyone would die after being eaten.
What if I ruled the world? :twisted:
IFF you ruuuuled the worrrrld...
...every day would beeee the first daaaay of sp--
Oh, wait. That's a song. never mind.
Uh, if you were the world dictator...
... that's a good question. Uh... I dunno. What would you DO, exactly, in that position?
What if Jusenkyo existed?
(What if I've already asked this question? Hope not. 0_.)
I dunno.
What if I revived long dead topics?
Then people would post stuff on it
What if Fanime never happened :o ?
Then instead of having over 10,000 posts on the Fanime forums...it would be on "Why isn't there a good anime con in the bay area" forums.
What would you do if Bush was elected for a third term?
I'd still move on.
What if all animes were remade into CGI 3D?
Quote from: Liquid on April 25, 2009, 06:07:59 PM
Then instead of having over 10,000 posts on the Fanime forums...it would be on "Why isn't there a good anime con in the bay area" forums.
What would you do if Bush was elected for a third term?
I'd do a Brother Cavil exit ("FRAK!")
Quote from: Dentyneice408
Insert Quote
I'd still move on.
What if all animes were remade into CGI 3D?
See Above... :P
What would happened if Al Gore had became president.
^ We'd have more jobs that would specialize in going green?
What if America did make great movies based of games, cartoons, or anime?
We Otakus would love America more than Japan? ^
What if the $50 dollar bill I just held in my hand 240 minutes ago transported into your wallet?
i'd put it towards christmas shopping, because i am broke.
what if you could be a super hero?
I'd explore what kind of super powers I'd have and then use it for good.
What if you had already got all your Christmas shopping done?
I would relax and drink some hot green tea.
What if you had no vacations during work/school?
Then I'd get lots of overtime pay and then join a worker's union.
What if Fanime was yesterday!?
I'd be cursing out my F%$^&*G alarm clock for letting me oversleep!
What if Fanime started in two minutes?
I would sob because my cosplays have yet to be completed.
What if AX Didn't exist and Fanime was held 2 times a year?
Then maybe I could actually make it there again at least once a year.
What if someone were to reply to one of Jiang Jin's recent tl:dr posts*
* the golf spam post doesn't count.