I love yo mama jokes! This is great experience to learn mama or insult jokes by saying each other! Come up wit a good mama joke!
WARNING: THIS IS A JOKE GAME. IF YOU FEEL OFFENDED OR BUTT HURT THEN LEAVE!
I'm gonna start!
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, someone yells "TAXI"!
Yo mam's so big, even Naruto can't believe it!
you mamas soo dumb the thinks cannibals eat ramen.
Yo mama's so big, Jaba the Hut said DAMN!
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter!
Yo mama's so fat, when we go to the beach, all the whales jump out of the water and sing "WE ARE FAAMILLLYY"
Yo mama so broke burglars break in and leave her money.
I find your mother to be delightful woman.
did i do it right?
Quote from: ChenCzen on February 25, 2008, 07:35:43 PM
I find your mother to be delightful woman.
did i do it right?
I'm using this next time me and my friends get into a Yo Mama squabble.
Yo mama's ears so big that when she stands next to the TV we get HBO!
heres 3 from me:
Yo mamas so fat she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out
yo mamas so nasty she faurted on the rainbow sour skittles popped out
yo mamma's so fat she put on a pair of guess jeans the answer popped out.
Quote from: rubymoonIII on February 25, 2008, 08:46:22 PM
heres 3 from me:
Yo mamas so fat she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out
yo mamas so nasty she faurted on the rainbow sour skittles popped out
yo mamma's so fat she put on a pair of guess jeans the answer popped out.
I recommend post one yo mama joke each or else we'll run out of yo mama jokes!
Yo mama is gonna run out of yo mama jokes!
Quote from: Otakuya on February 25, 2008, 09:57:12 PM
Yo mama is gonna run out of yo mama jokes!
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! lol! good one!
yo mamas so dumb she dont know what all the jokes about.
Yo mama's so stupid she's her own yo mama joke.
Man, I miss "In Living Color" now.
Yo mama is so dumb, she stared at this orange juice for 20 minutes just because it says "concentrate"!
yo mama heard it was chilly out and ran to grab a bowl.
yo mama's head is so shiny, everyone thinks it;s a mirror
A classmate just told it to me.
Yo mama's so fat, she makes Fat Albert look like a Slim Jim!
Yo mama's so sorry that anonymous forgave her.
Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo mama's so dumb, she tried to keep track of the points on "Who's Line is it Anyway?"
Yo mamma's so dumb, she sits on the tv and watches the couch.
Yo mama's so ugly, that the government had to move halloween on her birthday!
Yo mama's so black, that when she went to Night School the teacher marked her absent!
Yo mamas so fat she can use any desktop as a laptop.
Yo mama's so old, she farts out dust!
Yo mama so dumb she thought a fire hose shot fire
Yo mama so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat, Captain Falcon drove around her and ran out of gas!
Yo mama so fat, she put on a green shirt and linebackers play the Super Bowl on her.
ahhhh what the hell! Post as much mama's joke as u like.
Yo mama's so dumb, she tripped on the cordless phone.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks a universal remote controles the univers.
Yo mamas so fat, shes got a truck scale in the bathoom.
Yo mama's so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"
Yo mama so dumb, When I said "yo mama" she said "what?"
Yo mama so ugly, her shadow quit.
Yo Mama's so unlucky her rabbit's foot caught on fire in a snow storm
Yo mama's so hairy that she has afro on her chest.
Quote from: iNSOMNiAC on February 26, 2008, 08:51:35 PM
Yo mama's so black, that when she went to Night School the teacher marked her absent!
HAHAHAHAHAHA WTF. And here I was, thinking... "Man, these yo moma jokes are pretty shitty.", but oh man.
So this is what talking to Mikey in real life is like...
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And so, that is how our pet mouse was named. It's been rather awkward saying her name in a sentence.
Me: So, what should we name it?
Him: Your mom.
Me: Your mom, it is!
Me: You know, it would suck if Your Mom died of cancer like the others.
Er, since I posted, I guess I should participate.
Your mom's so ugly, not even Sloth from The Goonies wanted to do her.
We're building yo mama jokes as much as possible so it can be the shit!
Yo mama's so fat, when you lift her titi's, Elvis comes out!
Yo mama's so bitchy, some through a ball and she fetched it.
yo mamas so easy, someone said "drop it" and a kid fell out.
I think I get it now... try this one on for size!
I feel that the female that bore and raised you lacks the hygiene to be considered socially acceptable. Further more, she should be very concerned about her increasing body mass index. Perhaps both issues are tied to her habitual infidelity?
I hope that wasn't too harsh and take it over the line, if I did I apologize.
Quote from: ChenCzen on March 02, 2008, 10:28:13 AM
I think I get it now... try this one on for size!
I feel that the female that bore and raised you lacks the hygiene to be considered socially acceptable. Further more, she should be very concerned about her increasing body mass index. Perhaps both issues are tied to her habitual infidelity?
I hope that wasn't too harsh and take it over the line, if I did I apologize.
Your favorite book is a thesaurus right?
Quote from: ChenCzen on March 02, 2008, 10:28:13 AM
I think I get it now... try this one on for size!
I feel that the female that bore and raised you lacks the hygiene to be considered socially acceptable. Further more, she should be very concerned about her increasing body mass index. Perhaps both issues are tied to her habitual infidelity?
I hope that wasn't too harsh and take it over the line, if I did I apologize.
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ahahahahhahahahhahaahhhahah Yes you totally win..
Quote from: K&K4ever on March 02, 2008, 01:57:14 PM
Quote from: ChenCzen on March 02, 2008, 10:28:13 AM
I think I get it now... try this one on for size!
I feel that the female that bore and raised you lacks the hygiene to be considered socially acceptable. Further more, she should be very concerned about her increasing body mass index. Perhaps both issues are tied to her habitual infidelity?
I hope that wasn't too harsh and take it over the line, if I did I apologize.
Your favorite book is a thesaurus right?
Im just not very good at making fun of people's mothers, I guess. I think its a little disrespectful and I dont think half the things said about them is true. I think its more about saying hurtful things about someone a person cares about to make them upset.
Sorry to be straight forward here and I apologize but
This thread focused on yo mama's jokes.
1. We're here to get entertained so we can laugh!
2. We want to learn more yo mama's joke so we can challenge each other like!
3. If you find it disrespectful and don't find it funny here, don't post at all!
Now MORE YO MAMA'S JOKE AND START LAUGHING!! Nothing else except praises!
The only exceptions:
"Yo mama's so _______ she ________"
"lol, good one" or "epic"
No exceptions:
jokes that has nothing to do wit "yo mama's" joke
"I'm not into the mama's joke"
"I think its mean to say this"
you are right!
Your mother is rather disreputable in all her dealings to the point that those privy to this information are wary of conducting business with her!
Your mother is so clinically obese and unattractive as to be unpleasant to the eyes!
Yo mamas so ugly, she made Ray Charles flinch.
Your mother's scent is most disagreeable.
yo mamas so fat, they built a mcdonalds around her
Yo mama's so bitchy, she has Flees
your mamas fat she sat on a quarter squished the booger out of george washingtons nose :P
yo mama is so stupid, she needs directions to the door knob when she's standing right in front of it
Yo mamas so fat shes got more chins than a Chinese phone book
Your momma's so dumb, so thought a quarterback was a refund.
yo mamas so fat ash saw her and thought she was a snorlax
::) :P
yo mama's so stupid, she thought Castlevainia was an actual place
Your momma's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.
Your momma's so fat, her blood type is Hawaiian punch.
yo mama's so dumb she thinks cat ears are from actual cats
yo mammas so fat the king of the Cosmos went "Oh SHIT!"
yo mama's so bitchy, she drinks from a bowl
yo mamma's so nasty she puts i ce in her panties to keep the crabs fresh
Your mamas so fat, she makes any car into a compact.
yo mama's so sleepy, she can sleep through any roller coaster
Yo mama's so fat, she puts her belts on with a boomerang!
Yo mama so hairy, they filmed Gorillas In The Mist in her shower
Yo mama's so rich, she wipes her a** with $100 bills
Yo mama's like a rifle. 4 ****s and she's loaded!
Yo mama's so bitchy, she chases cars
Yo mamas so hairy, Peta staged a protest when she wore a tank top.
Yo mama's so dumb, she said "are not!" to R2
yo mamma's like a freezer everyone puts thier meat in
Yo mama smokes so much, people mistake her for a chimney
yo mammas like the town bicycle everyone gets a ride :-*
Yo mama had so many face lifts, her neck is three feet long
Yo mama's so big, she tripped. I didn't laugh, but the ground was CRACKIN UP!
yo mama's so fat her belt size is umm..uh.... BITCH LOSE SOME WEIGHT
Yo mama's so fat, when obione saw her, he said "that's no moon, that's yo mama!"
Your momma's internet connection is so slow that 56k users laughs at her as they pass her by. ....Yeah, I went there.
Yo mama's so boring, her secretary fell asleep while she was dictating.
Yo mama's so hairy, Wookies tell her to shave.
Yo mama's so bitchy, she sleeps in a doggy bed
ahem, your mother is so intellectually challenged, that her IQ test came back with a number significantly smaller than her show size.
Yo mama's so dumb, she voted for Gorge W. Bush
Quote from: K&K4ever on April 11, 2008, 01:36:14 AM
Yo mama's so dumb, she voted for Gorge W. Bush
Woah, does that mean only stupid people voted Bush?
Anyway, yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Quote from: Barnes on April 11, 2008, 11:38:43 AM
Quote from: K&K4ever on April 11, 2008, 01:36:14 AM
Yo mama's so dumb, she voted for Gorge W. Bush
Woah, does that mean only stupid people voted Bush?
considering what a f***ed up job he's done, and the fact that he was reelected, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yo mama's so short, midgets point and laugh at her.
Your mama's so fat that that she walk to the west and caused the earth to spin in a retrograde motion of clockwise instead of counter-clockwise revolution. Thus making us the laughing stock of all the inner planets.
Yo mama's so retro, she still listens to venal records
yo mama gets so high, the FAA gave her a free pilot licence.
yo mama's bouncy, the neighborhood kids use her as a trampoline
yo mamas so scary Jaws took one lookat he and cried
Yo mama's so cute, Everyone who sees her gets a cavity
yo mammas so scary she gives freddy crouger nightmares
Yo mama's so bitchy, she licks herself
yo mammas so nasty the fleas wont touch her
Yo mama's so mean, she made Ganondorf cry
yo mammas so dirty the garbage men told her to clean up ::)
Yo mama's so slick Duck tape doesn't even stick
Yo mamas so big, Fat Albert said "daaaaayyyyym Bitch, loose some weight!"
Your momma is so dumb she makes George Bush look like Einstein
Your momma is so dirty she makes mud look clean
Yo Mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Your moma has such a big nose during winter she opens a ski resort. Lame?
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning.
You're mama is so fat that she sunk the Titanic.
Yo mama's so bitchy, she has to wipe her paws
your momma is so dumb she returned a puzzle to the store saying that it was broken.
Your mama's so poor the homeless give her change.
Yo mama's so dorky, the nerds throw spitballs at her in class
yo mammas so nasty she has to sneak up on the bath water to get in
Your mama's so fat she replaced Pluto as a planet.
Yo mama's such a fangirl all the otaku's keep their eyes out for her and run the other direction.
Your mama is so whorish she put makes Paris Hilton flinch.
yo mamas so flat she makes the walls jealous
Yo mama's so bitchy, she lifts her leg if you know what I mean
your mamas so bitchy Asuka told her to calm down
Yo mama's so bitchy, she tares up the furniture
YOu're mama is so ugly she makes blind people take a double look.
Yo mama's so light, she got knocked down by a butterfly
Yo mama's so fat, when she put her red dess on and went outside, everyone yelled HEY KOOL-AID!
Yo Mama's so tall, the redwoods are gelious
Yo mama's so black, I shot a gun at her and the bullets came back with a flashlight saying "I can't find the bitch!"
yo mamma's so stupid, it took her 5 hours to make "minute rice"
Yo mama's so short, the Umpa Lumpas point and laugh at her
Yo mama's so fat she went to the Gulf of Mexico and farted and that's what caused Hurricane Katrina
Quote from: Dan_Hibiki on August 04, 2008, 12:44:10 AM
Yo mama's so fat she went to the Gulf of Mexico and farted and that's what caused Hurricane Katrina
Uh . . . don't go there Dan, my mom went down there to do clean up :-X
Ooh, sorry about that. Didn't mean to offend you. Anyways...
Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
yo' mama's so fat, she sat on a penny and Abe sang "Ohh say can you see, get your fat a$$ off me
Quote from: Dan_Hibiki on August 04, 2008, 03:28:12 PM
Ooh, sorry about that. Didn't mean to offend you.
No Prob
Yo Mama's so bitchy she howls at the moon
Yo mama's so skinny she makes a sheet of paper look fat.
... Get off the stage!
Yo mama's so old, she still uses a chisel and stone slab instead of pen and paper
Yo mama's so fat when she got out of the bath she made the White Whale say, "Dar she blows!"
Yo Mama's so small, Tom Thumb calls her puny
You're mama's so fat when she's sun bathing on the beach everyone panics that there is a beached whale.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought an elevator was a mobile home
Your mama's so small she uses a leaf as a parachute.
your mama's so fat, she heard that it was chilly outside and she went and got a bowl
Yo mama's so bitchy, she scratches with her foot
Yo mama's so stupid when she turns on the TV she screams, "HOW'D THEY GET IN THAT SMALL BOX?!"
Yo mama's so smelly, tik tacs run away in fear
Yo mama's dirty, she turned a pool into a swamp.
Yo mama's so pasty, she was haired by elmers
yo mama's so nasty, she brings the crabs to the beach
Yo mama's so bitchy, she eats her own shit
Your mama's so manly she sweats testosterone... >_>
Yo mama's so oily, olives throw there pits at her . . . -_-
You're mama's so pathetic, the suicide hotline sent her rope and razors.
Yo mama's so cookie, they kicked her out of FuriKuri
yo mama's so hairy she went to a furry convention and didnt need a costume!
Yo mama's so dumb, she keeps on saying "are not" to R2
yo mamas so drunk they could sell her piss as everclear!
Yo mama's so fat she had to get gastric bypass surgery to save her life.
Oh shnap, I went there.
Yo mama's so drunk, when the cop told her to walk a strait line, she walked in circles
yo mama's so country, she thought an elevator was a mobile home
Your mother is so politically correct, she made me fix this sentence
Yo Mama's so stupid, she was at a corner with a sign that said, "Will eat for food"
Yo mama so fat that when she saw a bus full of white people, she yelled, "Stop that twinkie!"
mmm twinkie..
Yo mama's so snooty, when it rains, she's in danger of geting water up her nose.
Your mama's so ugly, she had to be put in a box with caution tape!
(Advent Children, anyone... ^^)
Yo Momma sooo fat, that when she jumped for joy, she broke it.
Not sure if done yet here:
Yo mama is so old when god said let there be light, she flipped the switch