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Title: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: BrightHeart76 on March 12, 2008, 09:21:30 PM
I...Wha...How.....  I have NO idea what to say about this.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080312/ap_on_re_us/woman_in_bathroom

Title: Re: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: Jun-Watarase on March 12, 2008, 09:30:18 PM
Wow, I have no idea how to respond to this.
Title: Re: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: _Rena_ on March 12, 2008, 09:33:33 PM
. . . . . wow Same here Jun Idk how to respond to this topic either. x_x;
Title: Re: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: SOawesomeness on March 12, 2008, 09:40:20 PM
I want to laugh, but I don't want to offend anyone...
But holy geeze, two years? Dang. She must have been really stuck. o.0
Title: Re: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 12, 2008, 11:07:12 PM
"....her skin had grown around the seat."

yea, this has got to be the weirdest thing i've heard in a long time.
Title: Re: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: AnimeEmperor on March 12, 2008, 11:28:52 PM
What's wrong with that boyfriend? If your girlfriend is going to sit on a toilet for 2 years then you at least have to like....sit in the tub for 2 years so you can be together.
Title: Re: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: Jun-Watarase on March 13, 2008, 12:06:30 AM
Quote from: otakuapprentice on March 12, 2008, 11:07:12 PM
"....her skin had grown around the seat."

yea, this has got to be the weirdest thing i've heard in a long time.

I'm really curious as to how it looked.

Oh well, too late now. ;_;
Title: Re: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: Chibblz on March 13, 2008, 12:21:53 AM
Wait... Ok.. So you sit.. on the toilet seat.. and.. you get stuck... Won't leave the bathroom.. WAS IT NOT SUSPICIOUS AFTER LIKE.. AN HOUR?!
Title: Re: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: Jun-Watarase on March 13, 2008, 12:37:56 AM
Quote from: Chibblz on March 13, 2008, 12:21:53 AM
Wait... Ok.. So you sit.. on the toilet seat.. and.. you get stuck... Won't leave the bathroom.. WAS IT NOT SUSPICIOUS AFTER LIKE.. AN HOUR?!

Nah. If someone stays on the can for an hour, you should automatically assume they're ... uh, yeah.

But no one stays on the toilet for the entirety of the day, let alone two freakin' years. o_0; I really wonder as to what possible reason he has to actually accept her not getting off, though. Curious.
Title: Re: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: Kegan_Flame on March 13, 2008, 01:05:48 AM
and people say i am strange, HA
Title: Re: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: Kandybar on March 13, 2008, 10:15:59 AM
Holy...that just does not make any logical sense.  I can't imagine any sort of situation where I would waste two years of my life just sitting on a toilet, no matter how stuck I was.

But seriously, what sort of messed up relationship did these two have that the boyfriend just let her sit there?  Gah, my brain is going to explode trying to make sense of this.
Title: Re: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: Jerry on March 13, 2008, 11:24:42 AM
this just goes back to some people not having any common sense....

honestly, this stuff (common sense) doesnt always grow on trees.

i honestly feel sorry for this couple, because they both equally have some issues with communication and self respect.

to let yourself grow into a porcelain throne...
to have ur skin grow into the seat...
to have your legs atropy from 2 years of non-use...
to have ur so called boyfriend NOT call for help...
2 years...
whats ironic is that the boyfriend did sustain her with food and water... and well
she had a place to go... potty.
still such a strange and sad... and weird 2 year ordeal...

yeah, really there some sorta problem that needs to be examined.
but then what do i know... I work with circus freaks...  ???
Title: Re: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: Kegan_Flame on March 13, 2008, 09:07:49 PM
I wonder what happened when HE had to use the toilet o.0

THAT'S the strange part >.>
Title: Re: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: Jun-Watarase on March 13, 2008, 10:02:43 PM
Quote from: Kegan_Flame on March 13, 2008, 09:07:49 PM
I wonder what happened when HE had to use the toilet o.0

THAT'S the strange part >.>

Sometimes you have more than one bathroom. ^^
Title: Re: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: Kegan_Flame on March 14, 2008, 12:13:12 AM
Quote from: Jun-Watarase on March 13, 2008, 10:02:43 PM
Quote from: Kegan_Flame on March 13, 2008, 09:07:49 PM
I wonder what happened when HE had to use the toilet o.0

THAT'S the strange part >.>

Sometimes you have more than one bathroom. ^^

well what if they dont!?!?!
Title: Re: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: otakuapprentice on March 14, 2008, 12:21:02 AM
Quote from: Kegan_Flame on March 14, 2008, 12:13:12 AM
Quote from: Jun-Watarase on March 13, 2008, 10:02:43 PM
Quote from: Kegan_Flame on March 13, 2008, 09:07:49 PM
I wonder what happened when HE had to use the toilet o.0

THAT'S the strange part >.>

Sometimes you have more than one bathroom. ^^

well what if they dont!?!?!
then you pull a 'MacGyver' and you improvise.
Title: Re: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: G.I.R on March 14, 2008, 04:27:09 AM
Quote from: Jun-Watarase on March 13, 2008, 12:37:56 AM
Nah. If someone stays on the can for an hour, you should automatically assume they're ... uh, yeah.

Come on,  say the word: CONSTIPATED!
Title: Re: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: redroses3164 on March 14, 2008, 10:10:57 PM
""She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," [Whipple] said."

"Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators."

Okay... WHAT?! O_o

This must be some weird fetish thing. *coughs* Maybe.
Title: Re: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: XpHoBiaX on March 15, 2008, 03:46:31 PM
Guiness Book of Records.
Title: Re: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: Mizuki on March 15, 2008, 11:44:46 PM
I can't think of a pun for this. I'm horribly stuck, nothing will come out, it's like I'm stuck on a toilet seat, oh wait...
Title: Re: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: XpHoBiaX on March 16, 2008, 12:10:37 PM
PICS pls kthnx. XD

...j/k
Title: Re: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: JohnnyAR on March 22, 2008, 06:13:34 PM
Quote from: redroses3164 on March 14, 2008, 10:10:57 PM
""She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," [Whipple] said."

"Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators."

Okay... WHAT?! O_o

This must be some weird fetish thing. *coughs* Maybe.

I heard that she had a phobia of leaving the bathroom. yeah odd but possible
Title: Re: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: Spalding on March 22, 2008, 11:25:05 PM
WOW........ Two years on the toilet.


Why did the boyfriend take two years to get help.  ???

I wander what strange things happen in the bathroom for 2 years.  :o   
Title: Re: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: Jun-Watarase on March 22, 2008, 11:46:05 PM
Quote from: Spalding on March 22, 2008, 11:25:05 PM
I wander what strange things happen in the bathroom for 2 years.  :o   

Brings up the great question of "How did they have sex copulate?" I mean, her butt's attached to the toilet seat. :O
Title: Re: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: JTchinoy on March 23, 2008, 12:02:04 AM
At least they don't have to worry about making a mess on the bedsheets.  Just drips straight down.

*prepares to get banned*
Title: Re: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: short_storiesgl on March 23, 2008, 12:34:04 AM
happens to me all the time
Title: Re: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: JTchinoy on March 23, 2008, 12:35:29 AM
Quote from: short_storiesgl on March 23, 2008, 12:34:04 AM
happens to me all the time

yeah, pass 2 years of ur life on a toilet... you can do it on a whim. easy.
Title: Re: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: short_storiesgl on March 23, 2008, 12:37:30 AM
excatly
Title: Re: TWO YEARS??!!
Post by: JohnnyAR on March 23, 2008, 08:28:40 AM
Quote from: Spalding on March 22, 2008, 11:25:05 PM
WOW........ Two years on the toilet.


Why did the boyfriend take two years to get help.  ??? 

probably because he was ok with her staying on the toilet until he realized that her skin was growing around the toilet.