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Anime Video Game Cosplay Geek Clearing House => Forum Games => Topic started by: Gatsby on October 14, 2008, 09:42:12 PM
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Previous topic was getting too big.
Favorite manga is Shinobu Kokoro
Is the reason the previous topic closed.
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Is not a Moderator
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Only has one post.
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LIES ALL THE TIME!
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Is telling the truth.
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Doesn't play KOTOR games
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Hates Star Wars
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Is the mascot for Iron Maiden
Repeat?
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Doesn't like Yoko from Gurren Laggan
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Doesn't like Saito
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Likes the Kenshin Yaoi pairings
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Was a Muppet teer for the muppets.
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Doesn't like cats
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doesn't have any cats
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has no idea what fanime is
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Been on the Fanime Forums for 5 years now
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Crucified me on the cross
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Is my enemy
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has the best avatar in the world
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Dreams of eating baby eyes.
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Was Mr. Sexy Raptor Smex Man.
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Is giving me a sowing Machine for Christmas
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Already has a sewing machine.
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Doesn't know weather she's coming or going
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Doesn't want to hang out with me. =D
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Is writing in her Death Note as we speak
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Is plotting to hax and take over the internet.
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Smells like old ham.
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Eats mutten like a pro.
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is my pet noodle
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has a bad name.
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Has more posts than me
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smells like teen spirt
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Stole my cell phone
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Has my cellphone in her bra.
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Is the biggest BATMAN fan in the world
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is so serious
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Has the power level of over nine thousand
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Smacks people in real life with a set of spatulas when he pretends to be Da Qiao from Dynasty Warriors.
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Gave me a Death Note
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Has wrote my name on the Death Note
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has his own Death Note
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Stole Shinsengumi's games.
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dosn't have a name
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Fed my motor to snakes >:(
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won the game
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owns a large public airplane
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Owns a jumbo jet.
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Owns Hollywood, Missouri
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eated the purple berries.
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Poisoned Snow White.
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Was the one that gave everyone the red ring of death on 360
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Created the red ring of death
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ate my pokemons
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Lost a snowball fight to a gorilla.
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Is texting me right now
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Is a living vampire
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is an actual sixteenth century Chinese war lord
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Stole Akhenaton's weight.
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Stole my laptop
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Has erased all my saved data on my PS2 and PSP files
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Ate my Yakisoba
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Ate all my candies
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has short hair
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Is bald.
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Is making my outfit
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was the last person to tell me who won the election
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Won the presidential elections.
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stole my taco
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is oblvios of what is hapining behind hem
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won THE GAME
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has no idea what the game is
I LOST THE GAME
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did not just make me lose the game.
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hopes that no one will post anything more about THE GAME because he will lose a bet he maid with his best frends girl frend :o
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Is a nude model for Playboy.
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Has Cthulu as a next door neighbor
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hasent left his one room apatment in 8 years because cthulu ben on the other side of the door wating for his chance to strike on the unexspecting :-[
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Has beats me on posts
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does not have a picture.
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Has a very sexy picture of himself.
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Tied me up from the rafters
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Went white-water rafting with me.
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Is a great person.
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Voted for Ron Paul.
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voted for hilary clintion
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Knows Sarah Palin in person
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Voted for John McCain
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Voted yes on Prop 8
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Didn't vote :o
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Has a hard time understanding how to cross stitch.
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Eats children for breakfast.
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Made a functioning Lightsaber
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is planning on making a Menos Grande mask for me.
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Has the same avatar when he first came to the boards
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Hates me and wants to kill me. >:(
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Is the owner of the cigarette factory
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Owns a dance floor in his bedroom.
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Will cosplay as Xiao Qiao from Dynasty Warriors for me.
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Is a hologram
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Is my ex-girlfriend.
Will cosplay as Xiao Qiao from Dynasty Warriors for me.
You know, I was actually seriously thinking about this as one of my options... >.>;
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Is cosplaying Kao Pi from Dynasty Warriors :D
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Is jealous that I"m going to cosplay as a bald guy.
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Knows the way of the force but trained to use the dark side
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Has seen all the seasons of West Wing
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Eated my cookiez
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Always eating all my pies >:(
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Stalks people in Targets.
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Got arrested for stalking couple of girls at the mall
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Eats sushi every day
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Is going to cosplay as my twin.
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Is texting me right now
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eats grade x eggs
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has watched the 'Numa Numa' youtube video one too many times.
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Deserves to be caked.
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wants to para-para a numa numa dance routine for fanime
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Proposed to me yesterday.
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Is Talu-chan
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voted yes on prop 8
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voted yes on prop 8
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Wants lipgloss!
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just called me
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Stalked me all the way home and still refused to buy me cupcakes.
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Set fire to my house
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is my room-mate
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has head lice
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Can't read or write.
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dun kno nuttn bowt de lawd
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Was an extra in 'Shawn of the Dead'
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Is a Metroid.
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wants to be a...bald and round narcoleptic Eskimo seal...maybe.
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Dances when the sun comes up, being a new latest version of the silent alarm!
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Is in the jungle
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Ated the vampires.
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Was one of those vampires
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Ate the cake! :-\
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Does not play animal crossing!
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Hates anything sweet.
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Is the biggest Yaoi fan girl on these forums
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was thrown out of the yaoi bingo game last fanime.
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Was also thrown out of the yoai bingo last Fanime.
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threw me out of the yaoi bingo room
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Wouldn't stop striping in the halls.
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is stalking me
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is paranoid.
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Is going to create a petition to ban chocolate around the world.
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Dose want to ban chocolate around the world
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Slapped me and stole my credit cards!
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gave me an ice cream cone
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Is not gonna go anywhere tomorrow
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Is sneaking out with me tonight.
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Is in my house
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Is a giant bug
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Is a bug lover
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Is helping me make my steak.
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Wears the pants in the relationship.
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Is as Right wing as you can get
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can bench 260
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Gets beaten up by the girl scouts on his way home today.
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Is one of those girl scouts that beat people up.
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Wishes he had awesomely long hair.
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Is bald.
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Is a bald friend of mine.
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Goes to bald gatherings at Fanime.
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Is the one sponsoring these bald gatherings.
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president of the hair club for pig-moles.
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Is the lead patitioner of the "Bannanas have rights too" movement.
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wants more corn at fanime 09
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Will be the one bringing the corn.
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Will kick you in the biscuits if you don't provide corn
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will be the one holding you down as I do said kicking.
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will let me eat said biscuits off her shoe
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Has no idea when Con is.
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Is pardoning a turkey
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Is going to come over to steal my turkey.
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Stole my pie
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Married the muffin man.
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Is th muffin Man
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Wishes he had awesomely long hair.
Actually,............
And K&K4ever was a bodyguard for David Lee Roth in the 80s
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Goes to work naked.
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has seen Barnes naked.
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Takes nudes of me while I'm showering. =O
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Is actually a manly girl.
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likes to steal pudding.
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Has slapped a puppy.
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offended a tree.
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secretly listens to bad 70s songs way too much.
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Knows all the lyrics to all those bad 70s songs.
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has 20 dogs
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Stole my kitty.
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likes curry
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Broke my mirrored closet doors.
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Raped a donkey.
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posted the video on youtube.
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Saw it... And liked it too.
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Ate all my turkey
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Ate my Pumpkin Pie
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Stole my make-up.
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asked me for money to buy some more make-up
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Is married to a black woman. X3
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Hates everyone.
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tried to kill me last night.
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his first name is actually Betty.
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is going to star in the remake of 2001: a space odyssey
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Loves me
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Fought me the other day
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Poked me with a sword
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Cosplays 24/7
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hates cosplay
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Is Austin Powers' Mini Me.
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is a fem-bot
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Is a hollow.
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Enjoys hurting kittens. >:[
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Slapped the poor kitties that were in the hospital just because they were cute!!! SHAME ON YOU!
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Burned down the Kitty Farm >:(
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Rebuilt the Kitty Farm. n_n
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Wears a diaper.
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IS ACTUALLY MICHAEL JACKSON AND TRYING TO GET ME!!!! SAVE ME!!!! XD
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Lives in his momma's basement.
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was Bon Jovi's backup singer on tour last year.
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I giving me a headache
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writes Kenshin Yaoi and has shinsengumi act it out.
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Stole my PS3.
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Eats everything with wasabi.
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Drinks beer through a silly straw.
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Speaks fluent Russian
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is a doctor.
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Is a runway model for Chanel.
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Eats 911 Chicken for breakfast :o
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Is a Nazi! Dx<
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Has the most stars on this forum
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Broke my CD player
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Has an icebox in his heart.
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Is a sith lord
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Drives a Beemer ^^)
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Has never heard or seen me
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Is the real Edward and he's so in love with Bella! :P
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Drives a marshmallow car.
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wants me to go to the prom
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Drives a marshmallow car.
Oh yeah! You should see my gingerbread house... by the way don't drop bread crumbs cause my birds will eat them ;D
Is jealous of my marshmallow car and gingerbread house :)
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Stole all the Chocolate Crunch icecream from Rite Aid!
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Saw me taking the chocolate crunch ice cream and took all the cookie dough ice cream to give it to the homeless. " )
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Stole my Cookie dough to make up for it
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Because she didn't have any cookie dough, she came over to my house and stole my Haagen-Dazs vanilla bean ice-cream.
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Got my order messed up
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Never sleeps.
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Sleeps 15 hours a day.
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brought me daifuku at work today.
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Had Daifuku?
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Believes cats enjoy a good bath as long as it's 2% milk.
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has the highest post count ever
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Got married yesterday.
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my sister in law
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Hates me because I took his man.
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put a blown up copy of that pic from when i was in tulsa on her bedroom wall.
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Got a tattoo on his butt.
put a blown up copy of that pic from when i was in tulsa on her bedroom wall.
Yes it was very sexy. ;)
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Has a colony of Chipmunks living under her bed
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Got a tattoo on his butt.
put a blown up copy of that pic from when i was in tulsa on her bedroom wall.
Yes it was very sexy. ;)
not really.. i mean, it tooka few times to get it right.
Pilots a gundam in his spare time
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Watches ThunderCats all night long
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Sexual harasses Elmo.
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likes to dress up as elmo for K&K
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is Elmo.
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Built a snowman today.
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Cosplays as Frosty the Snow Man
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Put her boyfriend in an oven! You monster!
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set a piano on fire.
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Is the man who walked 1000 miles and wound up at your door.
Built a snowman today.
Funny thing, never done that in my life. This should change.
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is actually a guy.
This thing known as the hot girl gamer is a myth.
Much like the Cake is a Lie. :P
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is the mythical "hot gamer girl"
side note:
This thing known as the hot girl gamer is a myth.
Hate to disappoint, but that stunning figure in my Gamer card is a simulation. That's right, that's not my real photo.
There I've said it.
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can beat halo 3 with her eyes closed. :)
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Did NOT mix up who I was.
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has powers comparable to WonderBoy
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Created the VirtualBoy and made the AVGN suffer from it.
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Murdered "Noble".
has powers comparable to WonderBoy
HA!
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don't really own an x-box.
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has a B.A. in English.
don't really own an x-box.
*sniff*....too far... (XD)
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secretly Young Nasty Man!
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Can kill a yak from 200 yards away, but not with mind bullets.
secretly Young Nasty Man!
It's gotta be a lie ::)
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battled last night
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Has never watched Hellsing.
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gave me a sowing machien as a Christmas present.
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Broke my washing machine.
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Fixed the economy.
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shoots at real zombies on a daily basis.
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Gets an endorsement fee paid from Red Bull for every post.
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Is Garfield
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Is not coming down to see me
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makes me sleep on th couch
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Kicked Shinsengumi off the bed.
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Is Lou from GH 3
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Cosplayed as Mr Hat at fanime.
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is making my Okita costume
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Is tucking me into bed today.
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Is the CIA's top assassin.
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is best friend's with my younger brother
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Got nothing for Christmas
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Gave me a water color painting of Christmas
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Didn't get me anything for Christmas :(
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Isn't going to see me until Sac-anime
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Isn't going to see me until next year
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Stole my shoes
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Stoled my Gitaroo Man PSP game
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Gave me a sowing machien
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Owns a PS3, 360, and Wii
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Has Short Hair
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Has long hair to her feet
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Is a blond (LOL . . . inside joke)
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Has chest hairs :D
Is a blond (LOL . . . inside joke)
messed up lol :D
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Wares Lipstick :D
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Doesn't know how to play DOA on the Xbox
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Drags me around by my heels
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Has never met my kitties
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will never meet my cats
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Is not gonna cosplay as Kasumi from DOA ever again :'(
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will never cosplay as Saito ever again
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Is not gonna hang out with me on New Year's Eve :(
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Will not let me barrow his Peacemaker DVD's
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Cut her hair short yesterday.
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is a prospect for the Vikings Motorcycle Club
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Is marching in the Rose Bowl Parade
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HAS some sort of messenger.........
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Practices Kendo in the in the snow
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Slipped on ice while doing ballet.
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Spend time with me on New Years Eve and New Years day.
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Spent New Years in Florida, srounded by strippers
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Got drunked so bad that she threw up all over me
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Dyed his hair pink because he thought it would please K&K.
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Sleep walks
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Doesn't have a computer
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secretly spells potatoe with an "e" at the end. :o
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Hates Hero
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Hates Hero
Spells Hiro with an 'e'.
regular 'hero'es are boring to me. :P
Unless theyre related to Wonder-Woman.
Amazonians (females) are hot!
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Has a Sponge Bob Square Pants avatar
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Lives next door to me
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Has a pet pixie.
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Is secretly male.
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hates to cosplay
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Ated my snoopy.
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Wants to take over the world with two hairless cats, a slingshot, and sporks. Then enslave us all.
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despite her name, is neither an eevee nor a girl
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Is a flying ninja who gets mistaken for a cupcake.
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Is not going to Sac-Con
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Is not on cosplay staff there.
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Hates cosplaying
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Is not in Sacramento.
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Hurts the doggy in Fable 2.
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Doesn't know whats Fable 2
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Was glomped by me on Saturday.
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Dances on her hands while twirling rusty spoons.
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Is an anti-spiral.
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Owns a Pig-Mole.
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has a dog named garfield
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Cross stitches on a regular basis
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Licks the floor.
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what ever you think about that person is a stereotype
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Tripped on a book 3 years ago in the rain.
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Started a fire in Downtown L.A.
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is yoko
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Is trying to steal Yoko way from Barnes
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Has never played Dynasty Warriors
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Is a hardcore Kenshin Yaoi fangirl
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Loves the Dynasty Worriors Yaoi
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Beats up kitties for fun :o >:(
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Wants to marry Tim Curry.
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Hates Star Wars with the passion of one thousand suns
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Has never played or heard of Jak and Daxter
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Never wants to cosplay as a Jedi
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Will never cosplay as Aerith from FF VII.
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Thinks coaplaying annoying
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Has never gone to an anime convention before
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Hates me
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Smokes crack. >.<
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Has Yoko as his wife
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Secretly envies Yoko because he wants to be Barnes' wife.
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is a hoarse
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is a hoarse
Is lying.
(I am a horse.... My Chinese zodiac is anyways.)
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Is the Ice Cream Man that is driving around my neighborhood in the summer.
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Saw Bigfoot along side with Patterson and Gimlin
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Rides a moose everywhere.
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Made my Mom go to the Hospital >:(
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Is actually a man!
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Is a Woman
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Wrote the Bible.
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Is a promiscuous girl.
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Eats mayo from the jar.
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Has built C-3PO by hand
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Is dating Ms. Cat.
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Received stolen goods from France. :O
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Stole the Mona Lisa.
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Won at the SAG awards
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Is asking me out tomorrow.
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Is cooking dinner for me tomorrow
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Is doing my laundry.
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Starred in "The Goonies"
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Has Yoko tied up in this room
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Is a conservative moderator
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Ate the Moon.
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Wrote me a love letter.
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Was the inspiration to the poem I wrote two nights ago.
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Has Rune Factory for the DS
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Played poker with me after the Super Bowl
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Ated my cake. =\
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Despises cake
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Starred in the movie "Blazing Saddles"
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writes those really boring history textbooks
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Has risen from the flames.
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Died again.
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is male
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Bought the house that I used to live in on East San Jose.
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Is Batman
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Tied me up last night
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Hasn't seen me in months
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Has two left feet @.@
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secretly stalks me in real life. :P
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Is the biological father of the octuplets.
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Is Elvis.
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Is Elvis's Daughter
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Is Elvis friend of a friend who a cousin of his uncle who is his sister in law of his friend. @.@
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Wishes she was related to Elvis.
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Is getting me something for Valentines Day
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Has been stalking me for the past 2 weeks
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Has got the Medal of Honor in WWII
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Promised to take me to see the elephants
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Has seen the Elephant man in person
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Made me a chocolate sculpture.
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Is a chocolate sculpture
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Slashed the name "Slayer" on to his wrists :o
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Steal christmas lights>:(
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Hates me right now
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Stole my food.
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Made it snow so I couldn't get home Friday.
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Made it rain in santa cruz
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Stole my work shirt.
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Tied my shoelaces together
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stole a kidney from me, I have the scars to prove it
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Quit the internship
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fed me too many sleep pills
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Challenged the Devil to a fiddle contest.
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Is the Robot Devil.
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Was at Orson wells' autopsy
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Made my room a mess, stole my homework, AND made me sick all through the internet.
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Is the one who ends the world
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Is secretly in charge of Fanime.
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Is causing the storm
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Feeds kitties to sharks... how could you!
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Throws softballs at puppies.......FOR FUN!!! You sicken me
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Shoves marbles in frogs! FROGS! You... you monster!
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Feeds puppies and kittens to the Death Force. You bastard! >:(
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Has Yoko tied up under his bed... oh wait we're supposed to be lying.
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Doesn't know that the bird is the word............how can you even call yourself human?
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... is really the fifth Cylon.
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Helped me set up the new PC in my house :D
Has Yoko tied up under his bed... oh wait we're supposed to be lying.
That is a lie. Yeesh ::)
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He's actually a 12 year old girl!
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Is actually Fanime's big cheese
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Is Pac-man.
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Is married to Ms Pac-Man
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Is the Seed of Pac-man
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Is holding me Hostage . . . help
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Is trying to set me up, making it seem like I have her hostage
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Is Donald Sutherland
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Gave me a headache
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Doesn't TEXT me back :'(
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stole my cell phone
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Ate all my VHS tapes >:(
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Broke my DVD player
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Is going to take fanime into her own hands
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Brought down the moon
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Blew out the sun
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sneezed so hard he blew off his face flew threw a window and landed in curry and while eating the curry realized he could FLY!
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Is Bounty Hunter
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Will not be happy about the news I have concerning something Kasumi
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Is living inside the Xbox 360
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Lied about the cake.
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Was the one that made the Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire game for the PS3
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Framed Roger Rabbit
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Bought a Shamwow today.
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Made my friend to get his bike @ my house
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told Geek Squad to hold my laptop hostage >:(
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Hate's DOA 4
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Cut my leg.
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is a female.
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is a genetic repo man
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Transforms into a bucket of water :D
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Hates Kasumi
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Loves Dead or Alive Xtreme 1 and 2
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Never changes his underwear.
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hates my guts and is a afraid of me.
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Has a thing against angels
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Has a feet fetish.
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Doesn't know what "No" means
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Is pregnant
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Is the father
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Was there when it happen.
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Hates kitties
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Hates kitties
Secretly stalks Tony the Tiger.
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Secretly stalks the Hotel Hilton.
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Planted a bomb in the Hilton :P
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Roomed with Hard Gay at the Hotel Hilton.
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Is confusing Barnes with me
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plans on hosting a hentai-con in the basement
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is NOT lying
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does not have a list of hentai ready for his mini-con
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Is 10,000 years older than me
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Is actually his father.
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married my brother, but was already enngaged to my uncle.
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married my brother, but was already enngaged to my uncle.
Inserted cheese burger in my mouth ;__;
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knows Robocop
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Has a foot fetish
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Is a man :o
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works with me.
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Lives on Saturn
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Owns a working gundum
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Throws galaxies around like shurikens (sp?)
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Isn't really that fond of Gurren Lagann.
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avatar is really a self portrait
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Works at Hot Topic
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Really hates the Watchmen movie
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Is actually Zordon
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He is Lord Zedd (sp?)
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Used to team up with me and 3 other teenagers with additude in red, blue, pink, yellow and black suits to fight the forces of evil and still pass off as regular teens
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Use to be a memeber of the Voltron force
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is a four foot tall robot who's head is shaped like a flying saucer.
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Loves splatting kiwi all over the wall.
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Licks up the kiwi splattered on the wall by Runewitt
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laughs unstoppably while watching xXunyuuXx licks Runewitt's kiwi mess
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Was part of the cast of the SakuraCon 2009 Commercial
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is alergic to air
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Is alergic to everything
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Still has wet dream about Pokemon.
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Invented the Jonas Brothers
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Has salad fingers.
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Is actually Miley Cyrus.
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Is the inconvenient truth
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Has no idea what Fanime is.
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Said "What?" when he heard the term anime.......ONLY 2 MINUTES AGO!
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Is actually me arguing with myself.
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He built the Green Panther for Antonio Guster
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wore a giant banana costume to church.
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Has never been to a convention in his life
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totally sucks at Maximum Tune
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loves his Sega CD
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Is the king of the desert theives.
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works in a bowling alley that caters to only old folks bowling leagues
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Has a bowling ball with ten holes.
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is really the voice of GeneCo, Blind Mag
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hates anime
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is sewing me a cosplay
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Has commissioned a Dynasty Warriors cosplay for him.
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Cannot see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.
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Stole my jacket >:(
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is hosting the T-shirt making gathering.
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is plotting to kidnap Bob Dole
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Is holding Al Gore hostage.
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Is the Angry Video Game Nerd
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Is not a Tokyo Post Post
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is staring as rukia in the Bleach live action movie.
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doesn't like Bleach
is staring as rukia in the Bleach live action movie.
That would be fun though :D
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Is the artist formaly known as Prince ;D
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Has a life-sized standee of Vanilla Ice.
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Doesn't touch themselves at night.
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Was born on the Sun.
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Will be cosplaying as Yoko this year.
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Is Solid Snake
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Has a lack of posts on these forums.
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has a Solid Snake body pillow
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Is jealous of my Solid Snake body pillow.
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is the "little spoon"
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Knows that there is no spoon.
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did all the voices for The Animatrix.
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Played as "The Oracle" in the latter Matrix movies.
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Is Freddy Krueger
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Is the La Li Lu Le Lo
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Invented Post-Its.
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won the 2007 scrabble championship game
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Will be cosplaying as Silent Bob this year.
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Loves touching guns
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Is practicing their hair twirling so that they can portray a better Misa from Death Note at this years Fanime.
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Is a stalker
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Has a messy room with no regard for people who may see it through the window.
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does know where i live.
Has a messy room with no regard for people who may see it through the window.
BTW i just cleaned it
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Has missed some spots.
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Needs to stop stalking me.
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has been stalking me on other forums.
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is not growing a beard
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Is growing a beard.
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is the bestest person in the world! ;D ( >:()
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Loves me more than they love Twilight (And that is a LOT) ;D
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lost to a pikachu in a cuteness contest
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Doesn't like Code Geass, Bleach, or Death Note
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Is a stern protester of the "Prop Whores United" movement.
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Was one of the Jesus protesters from Fanime of last year.
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Doesn't like Code Geass, Bleach, or Death Note
offtopic:GASP i love those animes dam you!!
Ontopic:was rejected from entering the maid cafe
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Protests against the army of Lady FlubberNugget the Third
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Hates waffles.
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hates Milk Tea Bobba
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Doesn't like charlie the unicorn!
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IS Charlie the Unicorn.
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suicided when he found out he was charlie
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has a nice little peppermint stick cabin on the north side of candy mountain.
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(this might be a spoiler )found his kidney in the snowman i saw charlie the unicorn 3 ;D
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Doesn't spoil movies.
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Absolutly HATES pie
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Has a huge hatred for cosplay props and is very avid that they should be entirely banned from all anime cons.
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wants to kiss snake
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Is a very well known crossplayer.
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is as solid as a brick wall
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is a silly noodle
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Will be one of the Christian protestors this year at Fanime.
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Has broke my USB ports >:(
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did caramell dansen 3 hours straight
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Did the hare hare yukai 78 times
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is a proud grandfather of twelve.
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is a girly barbie boy
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Thinks Aizen had a pretty good idea.
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has no more cookies
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is mudkips
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Was the guy in the Barney suit.
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Makes Pizza Pies in a Pizzeria in Little Italy up there in San Fransisco.
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Email addy is Sad_Panda555@yahoo.com
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has no mp3s on his computer, how sad :'(
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Is cosplaying as a waffle this year.
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Is really Frank Castle
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Thinks Yoko is ugly and should put more clothes on.
Is really Frank Castle
You know...I thought about cosplaying him this year, but I decided to wait for next year.
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Kicks bunnys for fun
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cosplaying as a ramen noodle cup
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Juggles cats and chainsaws
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Has this own house on the moon.
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is joining the christian protesters
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Is one of my cats.
Thinks Yoko is ugly and should put more clothes on.
Is really Frank Castle
You know...I thought about cosplaying him this year, but I decided to wait for next year.
Awesome post, dude 8)
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is not a cat person.
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plans on styleing his hair into a blue mohawk. <_<
I would love that.
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hates blue mohawks.
(i'll be ordering the colors tomorrow.)
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Will be sure to order extra blue so I may join him. XD
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already has a mohawk
(you shouldnt make that sound like a dare, because i'll hoold you to it.)
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is planning on growing a beard and coloring it blue too.
( maybe it is a dare. then again..this is the lies thread <_< )
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has a beard and its blue
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He is the source of my Pein
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*said in cute voice* is a meanie head
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is actually a man.
-
HATES Moogles
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Is a member of Whore Props United.
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Uses the Stealth Camo he found accidentally while working for the government to spy on girls when they go to the rest room. :o
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Made a Hello Kitty shirt Saturday night and showed it off at the Rovers meeting on Sunday. It was a huge success and it got him phone numbers for two hot girls. The only catch was that after he got those numbers Admiral Akbar came in with a fair warning....
"IT'S A TRAP!!!"
Uses the Stealth Camo he found accidentally while working for the government to spy on girls when they go to the rest room. :o
Hey, the government wanted to know what the hell goes on in there...and frankly, so did I.
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Is an EVIL STALKER!
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is my stalker.
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hates snake so he put up a snake avatar to confuse people
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refuses to cosplay. ever.
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Will really have a blue mohawk for fanime.
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hey, you were supposed to post a LIE
trusts that i'll have blue hair.
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Decided that pink mohawks look better.
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has a mullet
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Knows for a fact Liquid has a purple mullet.
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really, really hates moogles
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FAIL!
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Is more of an Orihime fan then a Rukia Fan.
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Is a huge fan of pie.
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likes flowery wallpaper.
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Would totally get a blue mohawk.
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has blue hair in a mohawk style
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prefurs a pink mohawk over a blue one.
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is at a rave
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once confused her zanpukto and her death note when going to work one day and killed orihime.
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Is cosplayin as Kon for Fanime
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hates all cosplayers
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Hijacked a bus to make it to work on time
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Is known to all as the Black Tsunade.
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Is one of the Knight Sabers
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Fanime is goin to be you his first convention
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Has never cosplayed before
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Needs to be more active on the forums....
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needs more cowbell and hot sauce
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Doesn't fear the Reaper, so they joined a cult and only eat blue oysters.
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Hates guns
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Thinks Naruto is the dumbest show in the world.
-
is an amazon
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Once cosplayed as Wonder Woman.
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Finally got his Wonder Woman costume back from Runewitt.
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Hate's moogles...and cake
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hates takoyaki
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Shot his eye out with the gun from "A Christmas Story"
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Hates Ramune soda.
-
Is the president of New York
Hates Ramune soda.
Uh, how can I hate it? I never drank it before ???
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Has tried and enjoyed Ramune soda. ::)
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Has never has pocky.
-
Despises anime, anime conventions or anyone who likes anime.
-
Was apart of the church group infront of the con last year, holding up a "turn to Jeasus or Burn in Hell" sign.
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is pie
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has never played Brawl.
-
Has a cosplay this year that involves having pink ponytails.
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gets to enjoy my brownies.
-
Makes delicious brownies.
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Makes delicious brownies.
FAIL
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FAIL
You said FAIL in the lie thread, lol.
HUGE SUCCESS!
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he is a triumph
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has never lied
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Thinks that Runewitt considers me his BFF.
-
is dating Steve. Young.
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Thinks Jerry is hot.
-
knows what i did to jerry at the christmasy type gathering
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Is one of the few people who knows where Jerry's illegitimate child came from.
-
IS jerry's illegatimate child.
-
Is helping me with my Frank Zappa paper.
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Is writting a paper on Frank Zappa, the barber down the street from my house.
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Hates everyone
-
is candleja
-
Once won a beauty pageant at the county fair.
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lost to a snake look alike contest when he attempted to bring a real gun with live bullets
-
Used to be the CEO of a large bank.
-
FAILS AT EVERYTHING!
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Is terrible at cosplay.
-
Has cosplayed all his life.
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Thinks school dances are AWESOME!
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Is pointing a gun at my face
-
Is 100% healthy.
-
loves Solid Mongoose.
-
Must work hours and hours on his cosplay
-
is in the WNBA
-
Is Hugh Hefner's brother.
-
Is Larry Flint's brother :P
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Is my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
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Drawings are worse than Rukias'
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Was Richard Nixon in a past life.
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Was George Bushes bastard son
-
is my daughter.
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Is my dog's puppy.
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Lives in South Park and hangs out with Kenny
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Is Kenny.
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Is Ralph from the Simpsons
-
Is the creepy old man from Family Guy.
-
Is a king bee, buzzing around a hive.
-
Iron Man.
thats him.
-
BAT MAN!!!
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Explosive diarrhea makes her shower hard to clean.
-
Was Urkel on Family Matters.
-
makes people have explosive diarrhea.
-
Is my drug prevention teacher. 0_o
-
Has explosive diarrhea caused by drug abuse.
-
threw popcorn at the screen durring L,Change the World tonight.
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Tells stories that usually start with, "This one time at band camp..."
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ruined L change the worLd movie night in japanese at AMC in emeryville by throwing popcorn everywhere and saying I LOVE NARUTO!
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LOVES NARUTO!
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was at Peir 39 today in the rain
-
inflated a pool thingy and put it outside and played in the rain
-
iz littel kitteh in pic
-
masturbates to 2girls1cup
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Was the cup.
-
Was the cup.
touche.
is an avid listener and worshiper of britney spears
-
Is going to be protesting outside of Fanime
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Is going to punch the protesters.
-
Is going to feel guilty about being a pervert and will repent at the feet of the protesters.
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Filmed Two Girls, one Finger.
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Directed.
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Acted in it.
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Wish to be in it.
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was the camera girl.
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Was crying in the background because the director smacked him for bringing in nasty coffee.
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was the *itch-slaping director. way to make a man cry..
-
starred.
-
Used a stunt Finger.
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Was the stunt finger.
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Decided to be a combo breaker.
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Was the combo that got broke.
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broke the combo
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Is really T.J. Combo
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Is a Combo. (The pretzel with the cheese filling.)
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Created the Combo Breaker.
Is a Combo. (The pretzel with the cheese filling.)
I gotta get some of them (nacho cheese pretzle).
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Got shammed out of getting to market ShamWow.
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Likes to finger Snake in the ass
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Is an ass.
-
Is a dumbass.
(http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/936/redf.png)
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is not cool
-
Enjoys butt fucking.
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wtf, sex thread??no
has a recurring role on South Park
-
Pity's the fool
-
Can stop time like this:
"ZA WARUDO!"
XD
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Completely blames Yoko for everything.
-
Secretly worship Yoko behind the scene >_>
-
Killed John Lennon.
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Was all three people who shot Kennedy.
-
Watches Mega64 obsessively.
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Doesn't know what Mega64 is, but hates it anyways.
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Is using his Sham wow right now
-
Is secretly the spokesperson for sham wow
-
Was the hooker who bit the tongue of the the shamwow guy.
-
Tore down the Berlin Wall in 1989
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Lives in Berlin.
-
Is actally an illegal Canadian citizen.
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Doesn't know that the cake is a lie.
-
still thinks the muffin was a lie
-
Enjoys the taste of Dog
-
Secretly longs to cosplay Faye Valentine as the new Man-Faye
-
Is cosplaying as Buddy Pope John Paul this year.
-
is cosplaying as the weighted companion cube.
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One day Runewitt somehow created a time paradox in which he went back in time and accidently prevented his own birth due to his actions. But then since he was never born, he never went back in time in the first place. So, he couldn't actually prevent his own birth. Therefore he was born and grew up like normal...but.... One day Runewitt somehow created a time paradox in which he went back in time and accidently prevented his own birth due to his actions. But then since he was never born, he never went back in time in the first place. So, he couldn't actually prevent his own birth. Therefore he was born and grew up like normal...but.... One day Runewitt somehow created a time paradox in which he went back in time and accidently prevented his own birth due to his actions. But then since he was never born, he never went back in time in the first place. So, he couldn't actually prevent his own birth. Therefore he was born and grew up like normal...but.... One day Runewitt somehow created a time paradox in which he went back in time and accidently prevented his own birth due to his actions. But then since he was never born, he never went back in time in the first place. So, he couldn't actually prevent his own birth. Therefore he was born and grew up like normal...but.... One day Runewitt somehow created a time paradox in which he went back in time and accidently prevented his own birth due to his actions. But then since he was never born, he never went back in time in the first place. So, he couldn't actually prevent his own birth. Therefore he was born and grew up like normal...but.... One day Runewitt somehow created a time paradox in which he went back in time and accidently prevented his own birth due to his actions. But then since he was never born, he never went back in time in the first place. So, he couldn't actually prevent his own birth. Therefore he was born and grew up like normal...but.... One day......
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Is an extremely busy person who wouldn't have time to write a lengthy story about a time paradox.
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is a tokyo post post
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Is a vegan.
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is the KFC kernel in disguise
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Hates anime, only cosplays out of artistic irony.
-
I Garfunkeled his mother.
-
I am his mother lover.
-
Is your legitimate child >_>;
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Was a terror to raise for a single parent.
-
Thought he was posting in the "Insults" thread.
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Wants to hurt, hurt Potemayo.
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Did not do it for the Lulz
-
Lulz himself to sleep at night.
-
Bunny hops when no one is around
-
Looks just like a black kirby in real life.
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Has camouflage pajamas
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Wears pink underwear.
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has a collection of banana hamocks from victoria's secret.
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Bought his grandma lingerie for Christmas.
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Tired the lingerie on before giving it to Runewitt so he could give it to his grandma
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Is Runewitt's grandma.
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Shaves in the dark
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Shaves his legs.
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stuffs his banana hammock with the crisp cool taste of vlasic.
-
Had "Pigs in a Blanket" named after him.
-
Is coming to my high school tomorrow to see Cabaret!
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Will be in Cabaret tomorrow.
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Watches Matlock when no one is looking
-
Actually enjoys Matlock
-
Prefers Golden Girls.
-
Prefers Desperate House Wives
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prefers reallydesperatehousewives.com
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Prefers Dubbed Evangelion
-
Hey, i actually got drunk with Shinji's VA. he's cool.
does a keg stand every night before bed.
-
Is the keg..
-
Wishes he was the beer bong
-
Wants to be the beer in the keg and the bong.
-
Got drunk and woke up next to Ted Nugent.
-
Sleeps hanging upside down
-
Is afraid of using public restrooms.
-
Loves going to the bathroom in public
-
Will be cosplaying as a public urinal.
-
Will cosplay as a protester.
-
Will protest in cosplay.
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Will go to a protest for Cosplay
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Doesn't go to Fanime
-
Doesn't even know what Fanime is.
-
Created the Swine Flu.
-
One word, Yeast Infection...
-
Can count
-
was the first member on the fanime forums.
-
Never posts anything
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Watches me at night :(
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Has tinted bedroom windows!
-
Has no bedroom windows
-
Has no bedroom
-
lives in my garage, next to the welder.
-
Tried learning to weld.
Now deserves a Darwin Award.
-
Hides in a closet
-
Is the closet
-
Listens only to Britney Spears songs.
-
Is trapped in the 90's
-
Is running in the 90s.
-
Is my long lost daughter.
-
Is my long lost puppy.
-
Has bagged it, tagged it, and sold it to the butcher in the store.
-
is the aforementioned, "it."
-
He has given me, given me
nothing but shattered dreams, shattered dreams.
-
Hates bacon.
-
is made of bacon, and thus, is hated by barnes.
-
LOVES BACON BITS. DELICIOUS BACON BITS!!!
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is really a knight on fire
-
is wearing a miniskirt
-
Secretly wears purple garter belt from Victoria Secrets.
-
Takes pictures of herself wearing the garter belts and sends them to people on the internet.
-
Was one of them who receive one.
-
Is a trap.
-
Enjoys star wars.
-
Wants to have Bon Jovi's baby.
Enjoys star wars.
That isn't a lie.
-
Is Revolver Ocelot.
-
Is Killua from Hunter X Hunter.
-
Has a son named Raiden
Is Killua from Hunter X Hunter.
Killua is cool especially when he pulled out the convicts heart in one of the trials.
-
secretly hates killua
-
Goes to Fanime for the fangirls, but stays for the Yaoi.
-
Has 5 hearts.
-
went to school today dressed as Jiraiya
-
Owns all of Yoko Ono's albums.
-
participates in elf on elf yaoi
-
Fantasizes about the elf on elf yaoi that I participate in.
-
Loves Grey's Anatomy more than Scrubs.
Killua is cool especially when he pulled out the convicts heart in one of the trials.
That was a pretty awesome scene. Your avatar reminded me of him.
-
Brought the band Rush out of Canada
-
Is a dwarf IRL.
-
Hated my Sarah Palin Cosplay
-
The person above me hates Rover staff.
-
Started the hug line.
-
Ended the hug line.
-
Glomped me in my Legolas cosplay
-
The poster above me had the misonception that Legolas wore a pink dress.
-
Is actually Solid
-
Cried during "the Notebook".
-
Cried during the protesters speech.
-
Didn't cry during the protester's speech.
-
Made the protestors' speech!
-
Provided the bullhorn and drew the signs.
-
Was the protestors bus driver.
-
Noticed that his dad had escaped the funny farm again and was holding up religious signs, but was too ashamed to admit it and walked back into the con. In order to keep from crying he spent the next two days in a hug line.
-
Made his son cry and seek out hugs and acceptance in a heathen anime convention.
-
Went over to the bus stop not to keep people away, but actually to confess his sins.
-
Is leading the protesters to other anime conventions as well.
-
Is telling the protestors that the Pink Haired Sasuke is the leader of going against what they stand for.
-
He tried to kill Jesus.
What?
-
wasnt wearing a yoko forum badge on sunday
-
Eats fortune cookies without looking at the fortune.
-
Was upset that his Gravitation signed artbox was stolen.
Eats fortune cookies without looking at the fortune.
Dude that's harsh! ;D
-
The last poster likes to not shower and then beg for hugs with no shirt on.
-
Begged to hug me while I had my shirt off.
-
found out the only way to get a hotel bed to himself was to sleep naked. it still didnt work, and he woke up next to sailor bubba.
-
Secretly jealous of Doriangray for sleeping with sailor bubba.
-
Does not "cool your breath twice."
XD
-
Is currently having a fued with his best friend Noble.
-
Told a girl she looked fine, but secretly thought she was getting kind of fat.
-
Fell in love with the "trap" at B&W.
-
Is just bitter because the trap rejected his offer for a dance.
-
Has more pictures of the trap at B&W than anything else at Fanime this year.
-
Has been desperately trying to hack my Flickr account to find said pictures.
-
Has been desperately trying to hack my Flickr account to find said pictures.
So that I could delete them.....
but you also have one of the pictures set as your desktop wallpaper.
-
was kicked out by rovers for his "Party Boy" cosplay
-
took pictures and looks at em daily
-
Crossplays as Bra (DBZ)
-
cosplayed as yoko's bra
-
Cosplayed as the mole covering Kamina's naughty bits.
-
Cosplays as Kamina.
-
Cosplays as Naruto's sexy jutsu.
-
Is a Death Force unit
-
Cosplays as Leeron from gurren lagann
-
Looked like an Ewok when he was a toddler.
-
uses whale sweat as gel to spike his hair.
-
Has been mistaken as Short Round.
uses whale sweat as gel to spike his hair.
Dude, don't give away my secrets please.
-
is Dr Jones, and he's a cheater!
You cheat Dr Jones!
-
Has no time for love.
-
Complains about snakes.
-
Belongs in a museum!
-
Absolutely loves camel spiders!
-
Stole a jelly donut.
-
Forced people to do push-ups over the jelly doughnut. XD
-
Did push-ups over a jelly donut, but when he tired out...he fell on it.
-
Is from Texas, and doesn't look like a steer to me!
-
Does not understand the movie references made so far :D
-
Is stuck in here tighter than a frog's butt in a watermelon seed pipe.
-
Has not taken a shower in a month.
-
Doesn't know what soap is.
-
Can't put up a fight.
-
Is an on again off again alcoholic.
-
Is a wonderful catch.
-
Is legal.
-
has a thing for chococlatte. ;)
-
:D
Does not have a thing for good-looking women.
-
Wishes she were a sexual tyranosaurus, just like me.
-
Went extinct after the last post.
-
Spends his Tuesday afternoons watching Yaoi.
-
Spends her Tuesday afternoons dreaming about me watching Yaoi.
-
Wishes Jerry would come over and watch yaoi with him.
-
Wishes he could be an actor in a real life Yaoi movie.
-
Hopes and prays that he gets put in the same Yaoi movie and that I, Bianca, watch it.
-
Wishes she could see me in a Yaoi film.
-
Wishes to be cast in one.
-
Has seen me in one, but actually liked the guy who looked like Ron Jeremy better.
-
is writing a script for his next movie, staring Liquid and Jerry.
-
Auditioned to be Jerry's stunt double.
-
Played "Donkey Lips" in the show "Salute Your Shorts."
-
Was a extra on Hey Dude.
-
Was one of the Petes on "The Adventures of Pete & Pete."
-
Burned the cast of "All That" >:(
-
was stuck in "dads chair" on Round House.
-
Played the guy who sneaks into Clarissa's room on "Clarissa Explains It All"
-
Watched enough Clarissa Explains It All to make obscure references to it.
-
is Furg-wad.
-
Had a love affair with Mark Summers.
Watched enough Clarissa Explains It All to make obscure references to it.
That's not a lie. ::)
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was on GUTS, but never made it past the SUPER AGRO CRAG
-
Got owned on "Nick Arcade"
-
Was the voice actor for Thundergirl on Action League Now! (God, I miss KaBlam.)
-
Was Bumblebee at this year's Fanime.
-
Can't go to sleep without his My Little Pony collection
-
Enjoys throwing pool parties with his Barbie and Ken dolls.
-
STOLE MY KEN DOLL!!!!! *shakes fist in air*
-
Secretly keeps Bratz doll in his pants pocket for good luck.
-
Won a golden ticket to Willi Wonka's chocolate factory.
-
hung a yoko body pillow cover on his door, so it looks like she's waiting for him.
-
Randomly shouts out, "The shower is green" at inappropriate moments.
Secretly keeps Bratz doll in his pants pocket for good luck.
That's no Bratz doll... >.>
-
Loves listening to Celene Dion.
-
Loves Miss Wrestlemania Santina Marella
-
Only likes fat guys.
Loves Miss Wrestlemania Santina Marella
I dunno, if that's her in your avatar...then you'd be wrong. :D
-
Secretly loves meh! lol
Only likes fat guys.
Loves Miss Wrestlemania Santina Marella
I dunno, if that's her in your avatar...then you'd be wrong. :D
Its not her in my avatar
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Loves to wear ballerina dresses.
Secretly loves meh! lol
Only likes fat guys.
Loves Miss Wrestlemania Santina Marella
I dunno, if that's her in your avatar...then you'd be wrong. :D
Its not her in my avatar
Oh god...I looked it up. Gross. >:(
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He eats records.
-
Lets me eat his records.
-
Let's me eat everyone at Fanime's records
Loves to wear ballerina dresses.
Secretly loves meh! lol
Only likes fat guys.
Loves Miss Wrestlemania Santina Marella
I dunno, if that's her in your avatar...then you'd be wrong. :D
Its not her in my avatar
Oh god...I looked it up. Gross. >:(
Hehe I know right :P
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The only person to ever win "The Game".
-
Is my number one fan since I won "The Game"
The only person to ever win "The Game".
Only the Savior of Fanime can play and win "The Game"
-
Dances with Meat Loaf
-
Hates Salsbury Steak day.
-
Shot J.R. (see! His avi is still holding the gun!)
-
Advertises Shamwow on the Black Market as a great tool for soaking up large pools of blood.
-
Is "only 14, sickly as sin...."
-
hates Frank Zappa.
-
Posts random truths about the poster above him.
-
Hates cats.
-
uses a Shamwow as a blanket.
-
Is taller than Barnes.
-
Was the cause for Judgement Day
-
Is the reason we can't find Waldo
-
Bought me tickets for the "Prog Nation 2009" tour.
-
Got his name for his love for a variety of animal barns. The E was added for flair.
-
Was born "Jessica T. Schreoder"
-
wears elf outfits around the house.
-
wears elf outfits around the house.
Knows what "random lies" means.... XD
-
won the game
-
Wants to be the eleventh incarnation of The Doctor.
-
lives for curry and lager.
-
Tossed the chicken on the stage at that famous Alice Cooper concert.
-
Has gone to 11 Yoko Ono concerts.
-
Did not make me laugh.
-
Spends most of his day contemplating who made liquid soap and why.
Did not make me laugh.
;D
-
Is a hairless dwarf
-
Is a muppet, which makes me wonder who the puppeteer is...
-
wishes he was a muppet.
-
Thought that Jim Henson had soft hands.
-
Wishes he was me
-
Wishes his girlfriend was hot like me
-
His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
-
Thinks the song "Milkshake" is about actual Milkshakes
-
Is an undercover spy for AX.
-
Despises Digital Revolution.
-
Despises Digital Revolution.
Revival *cough cough*
Is currently infected with a virus that I used to hack his computer.
-
Despises Digital Revolution.
Revival *cough cough*
Yeah, I just saw that. ::) I was in a hurry. Trying to work and eat and post at the same time. :D
Is about to get arrested for hacking a federal banking system. :D
-
Was the baby in "The Hangover"
-
Was Kira in "Death Note 1, 2, and 3"
-
Is actually Winona Ryder.
-
Is really Christian Slater
XD
-
His father was one of the Blues Brothers.
-
Wanted to join the Blues Brothers.
-
Wanted to join the Blues Brothers.
Wanted to join the Jonas Brothers.
-
Was one of the Hansen brothers.
-
is Tito.
-
Is Ike Turner.
-
Is Ike Eisenhower
-
Is an Ice Cream Man, stop him when he's passing by. ;D
-
Is Grace Jones!
-
wants to take legolas to the candy shop, and lit him lick the lolipop.
-
Passed out in Elvis' bedroom on the Graceland tour
-
Is a scruffy looking nurf herder.
-
Was arrested by homeland security when he said his new luggage was "da bomb".
Is a scruffy looking nurf herder.
WHO'S SCRUFFY LOOKING????
-
is allergic to the color red.
-
likes to eat children
-
Wants to eat children.
-
Is a child in a vat of chinese food to be served with green tea.
-
enjoys "soylent" green tea
-
The above person never confessed to being a child molestor on Stage Zero at Fanime '09.
(FYI: I really need to upload that video to the internet, even though it is a terrible cellphone quality video. <.<)
-
is the official Jesus of Fanime.
-
Is the official Judas of Fanime.
-
Is the Official Xenu of Fanime.
-
Is trying to kill Frank Zappa in the music thread.
-
killed Billy Mays with a SlapChop
-
^Cleaned up the crime scene with a Shamwow.^
-
^Moonwalked on the shiny clean floor afterwards.^
-
^ is "Quoted for Truth"^
Wait ... now I'm confused. ???
-
Is a tape player.
-
^Was the Video that Killed the Radio Star.
-
^Was the weakest link on Surviver^
-
^ The first and only mob member to dropout in the beginning of the game in 1 vs 100.
-
^ Told the Banker He Doesn't make deals.^
-
^Got fired by Trump^
-
was the first apprentice.
-
Stole My Hot Pockets >:O
-
wouldn't leggo my eggo/
-
Busted a hole in my roof.
-
Laid a finger on my Butterfinger.
-
Can't believe its not butter.
-
Wouldn't lego my eggo.
-
Didn't get any Twix. Two for me, none for you. :P
-
Has the drill that will drill to the heavens.
-
^Is from the government and thinks everyone should trust him^
-
can see Russia from his back yard.
-
^Ran an investment company and "Madoff" with a lot of money^
-
Thinks that Apple Jacks taste like apples.
XD
-
Can't see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
-
Would eliminate Azumanga Daioh for a Klondike Bar.
-
Goes coo coo for Coco Puffs.
-
is secretly in love with Tony the Tiger [from Frosted Flakes]
Theyre GRRRRRREAT!
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s167/julius_075/Tony20the20Tiger.jpg)
-
Turns Trix for the Rabbit.
-
Wants his Honey Combs.
-
Has GOTTA have his Pops! (Pops being slang for old men.)
-
Thinks that any brand of cereal IS NOT a part of a balanced breakfast
-
Thinks that cereal is a part of a balanced breakfast if you balance a bowl of cereal on one side of the scale and then if you perfectly balance a glass of OJ and some toast on the other side.
-
thinks a ballanced breakfast required a pommel horse.
-
Thinks a pommel horse is a horse that you are allowed to beat to death.
-
likes to beat a dead horse.
-
Is a horse from a hentai.
-
was in the hentai... but wasnt a horse.
-
Once starred in a Donkey Show.
-
Donkied a star in a show once (I'm losing it here)
-
Is Samurai Goroh
-
Is Yoko
-
Is Gendo!
*Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap*
-
Was Goku in DragonBall: Evolution!
-
Wishes he had dragonballs.
-
Reads controversal topics before replying.
-
has a gun
-
Hates Bleach
-
Loves Dragonball Evolution
-
is Canadian
-
Is trying to apply to be a maid in next year's Maid Cafe.
-
is an otaku.
-
sleeps with crocodiles.
-
Isn't an Otaku.
-
was born in a test tube from a recent Genome project.
-
Takes daily doses of human growth hormone.
-
Is the "Third Child"
-
Plans to cosplay as Admiral Akbar next year and follow around the questionable females and scream "It's a trap!!!!"
-
Got banned from Fanime 2009~ :X
-
Is cosplaying Nia
-
this was your first time at Fanime @ 2009
-
does a sexy cosplay webcam show on youtube. ;)
-
@Jerry: lol~ xD
Hates Rockstar with a passion~! vomits upon smelling it! xD
-
Well the first thing She does at work is...
Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
Her own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote Synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)...
-
House is NOT haunted.
-
Plays as an Elite because Spartans are too normal.
-
Is on a boat.
-
Missed me.
-
Has been going to conventions for five years.
-
is the Vroom Vroom party starta!
-
Is more than meets the eye.
-
Is a mother Lover.
-
Is taller than me. XD
-
Very very new to the forums
-
Like dancing in front of windows in hotel rooms.
-
Like dancing in front of windows in hotel rooms.
pfff.. I do like to do that at the Westin Bonaventure here in downtown LA..since the windows cover the entire outter wall of the room. xDDDD
And now to actually do a part of the game... Lied about me! >:3
-
never wants to live in san jose. ever. period. :P
-
likes when people put ice down the back of his shirt.
-
Would like to be that piece of ice down Jerry's shirt.
-
hates it when girls start randomly making out in front of him.
-
Loves wearing pink socks and skirts.
-
Slept with Steven Tyler from Aerosmith.
(gimme a break, I'm watching tv. XD)
-
has a perscirption from Dr McNinja
-
Just won the world record for eating the most onigiri in 2 minutes.
-
Wears pink tights while fighting crimes and saving the universe from evil beings. :D
-
Is a member of Dragonforce.
-
Likes to dance naked in the moonlight.
-
Wanted to dance on White Snakes car.
-
Hates Naruto.
-
Prefers to crossplay.
-
is ticklish EVERYWHERE
-
Hates these silly forum games.
is ticklish EVERYWHERE
lol, you fail because I actually am. :D
-
dang it!
is allergic to strawberries!!
-
Has a pet pigeon.
-
Is a pigeon.
-
eats pidgeons
-
Is a GoodFeather
-
used to take foxtrot lessons
-
Wears strawberry pantsu :D
-
^_^;;
-
Doesn't wear pantsu.
-
!!! *blushes*
-
Isn't easily embarassed.
-
Gets a nosebleed whenever pantsu is mentioned.
-
Loves how cute he looks wearing a dress.
-
Is jealous of my dress and wants to steal it for himself.
-
is secure about his sexuality
-
Is sexual about her security.
-
can't turn left
-
Has offended me greatly by her last reply. >:(
-
Wants to change his name to Solid.
-
Is changing his forum name to Trident.
-
dropped his phone on concrete twice today.
-
Went to India last week.
-
eats napkins
-
Wants to be Vensy's napkin.
-
Doesn't lol at his previous comments
-
Got abducted by aliens last night. =O
-
Likes to Probe people. :o
-
Is walking funny after going to the City last night.
-
wishes he was an official bishounen
-
Wants to be a rocket scientist when she grows up.
-
Is an expert on planning pantsu raids :D
-
has a shirt that says "DOWN WITH THE PANTSU!" with a picture of domo pulling down the Coppertone girl's bathing suit bottoms.
-
Cried me a river.
-
Led a horse to water....and then made it drink.
-
just lost the game
-
Won the game and the prize was a coupon for one free play of the game.
-
couln't spell "nosferatu" before he read this
-
That guy that you like at the party is really your cousin, and that party you went to was actually your Family Reunion.
-
your milk just turned
-
Thought Zelda was a dumb game.
-
Helped Lee Harvey Oswald kill JFK.
-
eats cranberry sauce for lunch every day
-
is cranberry sauce at Thanks giving.
-
Invited us for Thanks Giving.
-
has posters of marth above his bed
-
has mirrors above her bed.
-
has a life sized photo of Steve and Ewu over his bed
-
Has a cardboard cutout of Jerry that he sleeps with.
-
Eats meow mix for breakfast
-
Was raised on cat meat.
-
Eats hair balls.
-
uses a litter box
-
Chases his own tail.
-
lost his in a gang fight
-
Joined the Mafia.
-
is bald
-
Joined a nudist colony.
-
Is a infamous exhibitionist at Fanime.
-
was seen dancing infront of their hotel window with just a towel on their head.
-
was videotaping
-
has a +5 Sexterity vest
-
Barely has anything related to anime in his room, just one chibi figurine.
-
Is the chibi figurine posing.
-
Prefers dating traps.
-
wishes he was a trap
-
^ The one who set the traps.
-
wears thongs
-
doesn't realize that IT'S A TRAP!!!
-
Was the one that disconnected my internet last month >:(
-
eats chille every meal, every day
-
Is named Chille.
-
Made a chair out of beer cans.
-
Made a beer can out of chairs.
-
Started the "Chair!" chant years ago at Fanime.
-
Likes the 3D hentai they showed this past fanime.
-
is way too short to sit in such a chair. He's only 12 inches tall. ???
-
just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance.
-
has a thing for Erin the E-surance girl. ;)
-
carries a dictionary wherever he goes
-
is turned on by proper grammar ;)
-
Watches his tenants sleep at night.
-
is a yaoi star
-
Is a yuri star
-
Is a SUPPA STAR!
-
Is a bounty hunter
-
hates video games depicting thousands of asians fighting each other.
-
Would rather go watch political debates than go on a date. xD
-
Dislikes Green Day.
-
is a gun
-
Transforms into a big gun for Yoko to use.
-
Eats raw potatoes every morning.
-
has magical hair and never needs to use wigs ;D
-
Is transforming into a zombie!
-
has rabies.
-
Is really Bryan Adams
-
Is secretly Billy Idol
-
Spies on people in the restroom. o.O
-
Is spied on in the restroom.
-
is hiding in the same restroom [ in a card board box ]
-
Informed me about someone in the restroom :D
-
Wishes he had my stealth camo.
-
wishes he had my stealth camo that i stole from him
-
Is best friends with Light Yagami.
-
is Kira
-
The creator of the Death Note.
-
Is cosplaying as Misa next year.
-
Will cosplay as Naomi Misora next year
-
Has the hots for Runewitt.
-
Has never played any of the Metal Gear Soild games
-
Hates miniature golf.
-
flossed twice this morning
-
Thinks Carrot Top is hot.
-
Thinks that the top of a carrot is hot.
-
Wants to beat up Bob Barker
-
Thinks that Bob Barker is his father.
-
Considers Dragonball Evolution to be the greatest movie ever made.
-
Wants to cosplay as Bulma.
-
Is such a fool for you
-
Is such a tool.
-
drives a gremlin
-
is a gremlin
-
hates brownies
-
Is allergic to nice things.
-
Hates booze.
-
Hates people who hate booze.
-
Is living the life on Grand Theft Auto
-
Isn't an actor....but he plays one on TV.
-
Is really Tom Selleck XD
-
Is married to Yoko
-
Is Yoko (Ono) :D
-
Is a bear in a man costume
-
Kicked a door open today
-
Has lived in Las Vegas.
-
Went with me to Las Vegas Labor Day weekend.
-
Beat Justin Wong at EVO this year.
-
Is actually the key to the earth's destruction
-
is the one true Guitar Hero
-
Is Chris Rock
-
Is Mr Rick James.
-
Played as Patrick Swayze's stunt double in Point Break.
-
Killed Patrick Swayze >:(
-
Framed me for Patrick Swayze's death.
-
Went hunting with Dick Chenney and came back with one arm.
-
doesn't know who patrick swayze was
-
Is Patrick Swayze's daughter.
-
directed Ghost.
-
Was an extra for Dirty Dancing
-
wishes he could dirty dance
-
Dirty Dances for a living.
-
Dirty Dances as a Ghost in a Road House
-
Is The Beast from The Outsiders named Donnie Darco that drives me to Point Break.
-
..................Is TRULY the key to the earth's destruction
-
Doesn't believe that Santa can shoot pumpkins from his orange beard
-
Is my driving teacher.
Is The Beast from The Outsiders named Donnie Darco that drives me to Point Break.
Touche.
-
Is the car that I drive
-
wants to give me a ride.
in his car.
-
Is the engine that drives my soul
-
Thinks he's an Autobot in need of a soul.
-
Is my therapist
-
needs a therapist
-
Wants to be a therapist to help sasukeuchiha92!
-
wants michiko nakano to be my therapist
-
Would be happy to pay someone to say: "Hmmmm...", "yeah?", and "How does that make you feel?".
-
Is Snake Plissken!
-
Is actually chewing gum in disguise.
-
Discovered a new kind of food called Poppers. (Futurama)
-
Loves the taste of crunchy alien babies.
-
Dips tasty alien babies in hot sauce then eats them
-
Has no clue who that picture is of in his avatar.
-
Thinks he can see why kids love Cinnimon Toast Crunch
-
Is highly flammable
-
Is a well known arsonist.
-
is flamin'
-
Is smokin!
-
Is smokin!
aww... :-[ at first i was like yay!! but then i realized this is the "random lies" thread... sad panda...
is a host body for a demon!
-
Is a parasidic organism bent on world destruction.
Is smokin!
aww... :-[ at first i was like yay!! but then i realized this is the "random lies" thread... sad panda...
Err, oops! I didn't mean to do that. :-X Well, you are smokin in the actual term....but for the thread let's just say I meant it in the smoke term.
-
Is a parasidic organism bent on world destruction.
Is smokin!
aww... :-[ at first i was like yay!! but then i realized this is the "random lies" thread... sad panda...
Err, oops! I didn't mean to do that. :-X Well, you are smokin in the actual term....but for the thread let's just say I meant it in the smoke term.
Didn't just make my day ;D ;D ;D
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Hates to receive compliments.
-
hates hot chocolate
-
Prefers to eat while hanging upside down.
-
is part Lithuanian
-
Is not a legal citizen of the United States of America.
-
speaks fluent french
-
Knows how to build a rocket ship.
-
knows how to perform brain surgery
-
Has had open heart surgery.
-
pronounces "wolf" without the "l" sound.
-
Prefers her waffles without squares on them.
-
knows how to make grapes explode in the microwave
-
Thinks a good source of iron in her diet....is to eat straight iron.
-
can't list the three types of monosaccharides off the top of his head.
-
Prefers to cosplay characters from popular Hentai.
-
stalks bishounen and is going to yaoicon
-
Wishes there was a Yuricon.
-
Wishes there was a Yuricon.
:D
*cough* has blonde hair
-
Has naturally red hair.
-
didn't have chinese food for lunch.
-
Is training for the olympics.
-
was in 'nam
-
Was a prisoner of war.
-
is a prisoner of love
-
Is in love with a stripper.
-
strips
-
Is Supaman High.
-
Likes men.
-
Afraid of water.
-
has blue hair
-
Likes women.
-
Likes The Jonas
-
Owns a Backstreet Boys poster.
-
Has Jonas posters all over the wall
-
Has a "I love Miley Cyrus" tattooed in her back.
-
Got drunk one night and woke up with a butterfly tattoo on his lower back.
-
Has a pic of The Hanson under his pillow.
-
Is one of the Hanson brothers.
-
Was with N'SYNC for a while but got kicked out due to heavy drinking.
-
Was secretly hiding in the closet with R. Kelly during his entire song.
-
Is R. Kelly's hero.
-
saw twilight. and liked it.
-
saw twilight. and liked it.
:o
That was uncalled for :'(
Was the girl in the Twilight Movie who got eaten.
-
Is a hollow pretending to be a human.
-
has over 9,000 posts!
-
Only runs with scissors in hand.
-
Reads Yaoi before going to bed.
-
Has a poster of Naruto and Sasuke Yaoi on his ceiling.
-
Looks at Yaoi at work.
-
Has a crush on Neil Patrick Harris.
-
Has a crush on Jabba the Hut.
-
Jabba the Hut rolled over in bed last night and had a "crush" on you.
-
Has horrible puns.
-
You know damn well my puns pwn. :D
-
Sometimes :D
Has been abducted by man eating cows from space.
-
Is having a "love and hate," relationship with Liquid.
-
Wants to join me and Liquid in it.
-
Totally asked that girl out today.
-
Is a pig.
-
totally asked liquid out today.
-
Asked out Richard Simmons
-
got rejected by Richard Simmons
-
Killed my fishes
-
Likes his fishes because they are so delicious.
-
eats fish raw like gollum
-
Eats humans raw, like a ghoul.
-
has a foot fetish
-
Has hit a man for not opening the door for her.
-
Has opened a door for a girl, just to slam it in her face.
-
Went to prom with triplets.
-
Goes out too much.
-
has a beautiful girlfriend
-
Was an extra in Dirty Dancing.
-
Was the inspiration for Dirty Dancing
-
Was part of the editing team that censored my real life Dirty Dancing story.
-
Was edited as a tree in the movie Twighlight
-
Spelled Twilight correctly
-
Uses too much fancy words that confuse my head.
-
Hates ice cream with a passion.
-
To Shinigami, since I typed it already...
*too many.
By the way, did you mean for that to be a lie? This is the random lies thread and all...
To Liquid: Is really ninety two years old and lives in France.
-
It doesn't hurt my head, it annoys me. That's the lie.
moving on now.
Is not Japanese.
-
Is an illegal alien.
-
You're lucky that that really IS a lie. :D :D
Is from Australia
-
Loves pickled pigs feet.
You're lucky that that really IS a lie. :D :D
No, YOU'RE lucky. :D
-
Finally you're puns are working :D
Is naked right now.
-
Knew exactly how I was dressed at this very moment.
-
Cosplayed with his boss.
-
Loves Enrique Inglesias.
-
Loves Ricky Martin
-
Thinks Megan Fox looks like a guy.
-
took megan fox's first kiss
-
Made one of the Jonas brothers remove their promise ring for one night.
-
Made one of the Hanson brothers remove their promise ring for one night as well.
-
Made Ellen turn gay.
-
Is the reason Boy George dresses the way he did in that Music Video.
-
Gets turned on by a hairy ass.
-
Likes watching Crayon Shin-chan's butt at work.
-
Stuffed animals are his best friends.
-
Is a Baby Snake :D
-
Started a book store with his friend Noble.
-
dreams in black and white
-
She dreams in digital.
-
he dreams in huge countable pixels!
-
She had a dream about you. Yes, I said you! But, then she finally woke up from that nightmare.
-
wouldn't that fit better into the insults thread?
anyways, liquid has an anemone fetish.
-
(It would have been better if someone else responded.....but yeah...you're right.)
Hates strawberries.
-
hates me... T__T
-
Is 100% correct. ;D
-
Is destruction and hate incarnate
-
Was born a female.
-
Is on birth control
-
i actually half tarantula
-
played Kochanski on Red Dwarf.
-
Has contracted the Phazon Madness!
-
can use Zaiphon.
-
Loves the TV show: Purple Hobbit.
-
has a hobbit fetish. Hairy feet... folded ears... small as a child... oooohhhh yyyeaaaahhh
-
has an orc fetish
-
Has a fetish for old ladies.
has a hobbit fetish. Hairy feet... folded ears... small as a child... oooohhhh yyyeaaaahhh
Knows exactly why I think she's hot. :D
-
is that a random lie?
isnt confusing me
-
Totally knows whats going on woo hoo
-
Has a teletubby as an avatar.
is that a random lie?
Depends. How folded are your ears and how hairy are your feet?
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AAAUUUURRRRGGGG IT'S NOT A F**KING TELETUBBY!!! APOLOGIZE TO RUBYMOONIII RIGHT THIS MINUTE OR SO HELP ME, I WILL SKIN YOU WITH A CHEESE GRATER AND BURN ALL YOUR KIDNEYS!!!!!!!!!!
^that is not a lie!
liquid has not spoken out of place.
^that is!
-
I apologize, because I'm allergic to cheese graters. :)
AAAUUUURRRRGGGG IT'S NOT A F**KING TELETUBBY!!! APOLOGIZE TO RUBYMOONIII RIGHT THIS MINUTE OR SO HELP ME, I WILL SKIN YOU WITH A CHEESE GRATER AND BURN ALL YOUR KIDNEYS!!!!!!!!!!
^that is not a lie!
liquid has not spoken out of place.
^that is!
Wait, is saying it isn't a lie, a lie? I'm so confused. >.< Plus, why do I have to apologize for a random lie? :-X
-
oh. i didn't realize it was a lie. just so you know that it's from a video game i guess it's okay...
^not a lie
liquid is not on his lunch break!
-
Hates trail mix.
(That video game where you roll stuff and things, right? I've not played it, but it looks hella fun.)
-
^yeah and i forget the website, but a bunch of guys larped? that game and were rolling an exercise ball around town with stuff attached to it... and they had the costume and everything... they also did paperboy and tetris. it's glorious.
liquid is on another lunch break!
-
Thinks your sister is hot.
-
^hey, ya never know.
Isn't at work?
-
Isn't at home?
-
is getting skinned alive with a cheese grater and likes it
-
Is the person skinning him.
-
Is the person who hired her.
-
Eats the product it produces.
-
Eats more then Britney Spears in a buffet.
-
Wants to bone Cher.
-
already boned cher and Boy George
-
can bone
-
Is Misa Amane.
-
Reminds me of a young Richard Gere.
-
Has seen me naked.
-
Is a clean Spaniard.
-
has red converse
-
Cannot stand on her tippy toes.
-
Sits on the park bench and eyes little girls with bad intents. XD
-
Snot running down his nose, greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes. :D
-
daydreams about solid snakes :P
-
Doesn't wanna be a princess.
-
Has make-up right now.
-
Wears stockings.
-
wears three stockings.
lol.
-
Wishes that she couldn't see me wear three stockings.
owned.
-
Is the chick from that Warrant video :D
-
Is the chick from Felicity. :D
-
wears a lacey corset and panties
-
Is smelling my gym sock.
-
Is Phil Colins
Snot running down his nose, greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes. Cheesy
Nice! ;D
-
has Yoko's wardrobe in his closet
-
Owns a red body suit.
-
Has a mohawk
-
Braids his hair.
-
Has my name tattooed on his chest
-
Has a butterfly tattoo on his lower back.
-
Is Quagmire's son
-
Was the cheerleader tied up in the bathroom that Quagmire found.
-
Was the cheerleader tied up in the bathroom that Quagmire found.
[/quote
:D Nice.
Was the pie in American Pie
-
Is Stifler.
-
Feeds me.
-
Is named Seymour.
-
Last name Butts
-
First name Ivana.
-
Middle name Alatava
-
Lastname Fahrvergnügen.
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Owns a place called "Liquid's Tavern" XD
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Owns a place called "Barnes' Barns and Farm Supplies" :D
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Lives in a box.
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Owns a gum company named after him.
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IS actually solid snake
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Cleans her room by rolling everything in a ball.
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Has no room.
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Shares a room with his parents.
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Is Eddy from Iron Maiden
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Is the grandson of Mickey Mantle.
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Did not change his avatar. XD
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Is not quick at noticing changes. ::)
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Sleeps and drinks too much
Shares a room with his parents.
That's actually a fact. :D I refuse to sleep with my bro instead.>.>
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Is not pretty
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is allowed to say that
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eats too much.
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talk to his food
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Is a witch. (She turned me into a newt.)
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(I got better.)
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Is a magical newt that gives people corrupted wishes!
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Is replying to the corrupted wish thread so that I can corrupt more wishes.
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Is smelling his grandmas feet.
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Is a spokesman for Depends.
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has never heard of Monty Python
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Knows the location of the Holy Grail.
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Smells of elderberries.
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Cheated in school using my answers.
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Caused me to fail school because I copied off of him.
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Wanted to buy my answer sheet.
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Wants my body.
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would know just what to do with it... ooohhhh yeaaaahhhhh *images of dentyne and liquid in my head*
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Doesn't think about me and Dentyne doing bad stuff. (eeewww)
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Valley Girl, he's a Valley Girl! ;D
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Is a Barbi girl.
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isn't!
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Isn't funny.
isn't!
Hey! >:(
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:3 *acts really really really cute* ^__^
^can't take a joke
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:3 *acts really really really cute* ^__^
^can't take a joke
Wait, which one was the lie? I'll just assume both. :D
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wait, you think I can't act cute? I beg to differ. No! Screw that! I DIFFER.
random lie about the person above me: he plays sims so he can decorate houses.
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Differs, but won't beg to.
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does not need to know that I never have to beg for anything. ever.
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Isn't spoiled. lol
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^I'm the opposite of spoiled. What I meant was I find ways to get stuff. Usually with brute force or persuasion. I'm definitely not spoiled though.
random lie about liquid: didn't eat mcdonalds for lunch!
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Is in the middle of eating a massive lunch feast.
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is sharing with me :(
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Wants some chicken nuggets.
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didn't just lie :D
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Thinks I'm a liar.
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doesn't cheer me up every day when i'm on the forums :)
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Hates these forums, with a passion. :D
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is not passionate
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Wants to be with a hairy lesbian.
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wants to watch
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Likes ketchup on her waffles.
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dressed as a maid and brought me lunch at work today.
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Thought I was the hottest maid he'd ever seen.
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Is Alice form "Super Jail"
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Is Faye from Bebop.
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Is actually Man-Faye *rimshot*
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Is a hair on Man-Faye's ass. *booyah!*
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only knows that because of the intimate things he has done with man faye
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Owns a pet spider.
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Became the leader of the Vampaneze.
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is a dampiel
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Is a highlander.
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watch out. I actually know the highland fling. that's not a lie.
this is! liquid wore a thong to work yesterday. that's why he was smiling so big.
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Is in conflict with the Clan Fraser.
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dentyyyyyne!! Hiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm glad i got to post with you before i signed off!
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lmao....shes lying.
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Is also known as The Kurgan.
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Is my mortal enemy.
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Has just won The Prize.
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Waddles like a duck.
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Eats dog food.
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Is drunk right now.
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Won the 1988 Grammy for best metal act
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Prefers Country music to any other kind of music out there.
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is in a Kiss cover band.
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Is a super secret stunt double for Jackie Chan.
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Is Karate kid.
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Swept my leg.
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Used to be a professional boxer.
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Wants to fight in the UFC.
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hasn't eaten junk food in the past week!
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Hates Fanime.
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Loves mushy shojo manga more then anything else in the world.
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Is the reason I was not online yesterday. >:(
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Is the reason I was not online yesterday. >:(
ditto!
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Despises people who use the word ditto.
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hates posting with me
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Can see sounds and hear colors
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can drink a gallon of milk in two minutes
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Likes to eat Ceez-Its with their toes.
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Is the god of Chaos
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Is the goddess of chaos :D
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Is afraid to step in the house.
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Is afraid of kittens.
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Was not invited in the house.
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has pink eye
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looks like ne-yo without the hat
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Hated Final Fantasy VIII.
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Forced his way inside the house and bled to death. (My lies came from a movie.)
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is short
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Plays in the WNBA.
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Knows the rules of Vampires.
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is a psy-vamp
which would explain why he can sleep in wierd hours
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Invited Dentyne into her house.
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is not lying
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Is not lying about me lying.
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does not use superfluous verb phrases
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Does not know what superfluous means.
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has a cardboard cutout of D in his closet
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plays omgpop with her dad
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Hates rap music.
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liked the berserk anime over the manga
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reads princess tutu
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Doesn't know what to do with all of her free time.
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Shouts, "Show me the money!" At his work.
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is a stripper in the evening
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Is Dentyne's best customer.
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Is the special guest for tonight.
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Does this one trick....with a ping pong ball....
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went home to practice it
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Dentyne is her pimp.
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Wants to join in my soul train.
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Is an engineer on a soul train.
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Is really a 10 year old girl.
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is attracted to that
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Thinks Darkshinigami has the hots for me.
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Thinks Darkshinigami has the hots for me.
wrong thread
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One of her legs is shorter than the other and both of her feets too long
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Intimately plays with his instrument from band camp.
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Has no head
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Is Canadian.
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Has never kissed a girl.
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is a good kisser
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Has crooked teeth.
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is white
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dumped her man for me.
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Is a Wall Street guy that got a lot of money from the bailouts
Intimately plays with his instrument from band camp.
But I never went to band camp XD
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Never went to camp, so instead played with his instrument at home. <.<
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Knows how to play a Bagpipe
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Knows Kung Fu.
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Slept in a bus last night on his way to Kansas.
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missed me dearly this past weekend
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Dreams of eating carrots every night.
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Licks door knobs when no one is looking
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Is actually bald.
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has no mustach.
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Hates animals.
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Is Manbearpig.
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Is a Jackovosaur.
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Is Chuck Norris
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Is Mr. Slave.
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Is Scuzzlebutt.
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is on fiyah
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Is ice cold.
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Dated a mermaid for about a month.
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Went one a blind date with a mute once, but he never called. :-\
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was playing Halo instead of calling.
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Plays "Halo" solo, instead of polo. *Eats some Rolos*
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Plays with his toe nails and eats them.
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Likes to choke chickens.
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Likes to spank the monkey.
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Lies in the lie thread.
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Likes to look at my long hair.
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Eats peppers every mourning in their milk.
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Thinks that cat meat tastes like chicken.
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Is a completely normal person.
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Thinks that normal people are the most awesomest people in the universe.
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Lives in a tent on someones roof.
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Lives on the roof of someones tent.
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Hates that his tent is squashed by someone living on it.
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Enjoys squashing helpless people in tents.
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Hates heights, but loves sky diving.
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Named herself Nightroad because Daypath was taken.
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Has a fetish for hot women with doll fetishes.
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Secretly has a doll fetish.
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Secretly has a fetish for anyone who has a fetish.
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Runs a store for people with fetishes and is trying to advirtise it here.
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Is one of my best customers.
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Really loves kicking small animals
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Likes to watch and laugh.
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Then eats the small animals raw.
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Likes to eat worms with vinegar and ketchup.
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Keeps a bat and grinder in his pocket.
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Once got turned into a newt, but promptly got better.
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Loves dancing through hallways.
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Once purchased a deceased parrot from a local pet shop.
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Can't swim.
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Sold the dead parrot to a blind kid.
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Is the blind kid who bought the parrot.
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Spent the money on cheap booze.
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Shared the cheap booze with me.
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Got really trashed.
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Is the talking bottle convincing people to drink.
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Has never smoked or had alcohol.
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Has no heart
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Goes to AA meetings.
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Wears women's shoes.
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Wants to be a rodeo clown.
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is a clown at childrens' parties on the weekends. creeper!!
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The kids expected an awesome magician, but you came out introducing yourself as a Math Magician. The kids were not amused. The 16 year old cried because their sweet 16 birthday was ruined.
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well geez, I didn't know you were turning sixteen or I would have said I was the Computer Magician...
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Not only will I never forgive you, but I want my money back.
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I spent it. On your dad.
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Is really a man wearing a wig.
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is the wig.
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Sleeps with a blanket made of wigs.
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has seven wigs
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Is a world famous golf champion.
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Is a world famous hot dog eating champion.
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Is the world's lazyest rooster on earth.
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Dreams of fish every night.
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Leave life bleeding in my hands again.
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Has the Zero Fragment
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Belongs to the Blade Factions.
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ditto!
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Sells sea shells by the sea shore.
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sells burgers at PETA conventions.
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Sells PETA spokesgirls at Burger conventions.
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Sells cadavers to feed his figurine addiction.
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Owns a collection of Strawberry Shortcake dolls.
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Owns a collection of Cabbage Patch Kids dolls.
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Owns a collection of Barbie dolls.
Owns a collection of Cabbage Patch Kids dolls.
Those dolls creep me out. (o_O)
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(http://blog.canadianparents.com/greatfinds/files/2008/11/cabbagepatch-25.jpg)
Behold! The horror!
Owns a collection of My Little Ponies dolls.
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:( You just had to post a picture.
Secretly owns a collection of peoples worst nightmares.
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Secretly owns a collection of peoples worst nightmares.
^ Is not a lie. :)
Can read Hexadecimal.
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Knows how to communicate with sign language.
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has many clones
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Is Dolly the Sheep
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Is Lamb Chop.
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Is the biggest Lamb Chop fan.
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Tastes best when roasted and served with potatoes.
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Loves human flesh and is a zombie.
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Hates Hellsing.
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Enjoys watching Desperate Housewives.
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Watchs soap operas every chance he gets.
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Thought Trinity Blood was the worst anime ever.
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Has never played a single video game or computer game in his life.
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Went to Yaoi con for the girl on girl action.
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Came with me.
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Once stabbed a Carebear with a spork.
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Was that Carebear that was stabbed and has since been reincarnated.
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Smells like garbage.
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Nose grows when he tells the truth. XD
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Once killed a man's family over spilt milk.
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Owns a cat that can disappear.
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Wishes they knew how to ice skate.
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rollerblades to work every day.
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jumped onto a moving train for mangas
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is actually related to the artist who originally drew up Rock Lee
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Isn't really named Matt.
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Isn't really a man.
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Doesn't really like girls.
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likes blondes (i hope...)
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Room is full of Strike Witches wallscrolls
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Likes to put a dead fly on his soup on restaraunts hoping he can eat for free.
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Is my doctor.
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Plays doctor with DarkShinigamiX3.
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Is the guy I saw dancing today
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Is frightened of the sun
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isn't comfortable tanning for long periods of time. most nerds aren't.
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Lives in a tree
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is an albino
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has naturally blue hair
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Is my sister who has a Oniisan complex.
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is my son who has a sunglasses collection.
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has a blue mohawk
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lol! likes blue mohawks.
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Is the voice of Lisa Simpson.
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Is the voice of Eric Cartman.
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Calms down the instant they think about fish.
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Is under four feet tall.
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Is a moogle that's allergic to cakes.
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Refuses to believe that the cake is a lie.
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lives in a pineapple under the sea :D
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Runs a famous flea racing ring in france.
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jizzed in his pants
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also jizzed in nightroad's pants
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has to wash the pants.
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Also has to wash the pants
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broke my favorite pool cue.
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Dyed his hair silver.
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has horns comeing out of his head, a red mustache, and calls himself Albert.
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her real name is Craig Christ.
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He loves romanic vampire movies.
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knows that i'm really really looking forward to Twilight.
(in truth i fear it, though expect a better work schedule because of it.)
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is a vampire.
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cant handle cake.
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Is blind
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stole my glasses
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Stole my glasses first
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wears tinted contacts.
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Broke my sprinkler
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is my sprinkler
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is my second cousin twice removed.
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refuses to change her avatar
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Is stalking Kristen Stewart.
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Is really the Anti-Christ. <_<
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Hates cake.
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Hates Hellsing
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Hates fourm games.
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lives in san jose.
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Lives in Las Vegas, Nevada.
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Lives in Fresno, California
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doesn't.
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Likes to jump in a pool full of whip cream.
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is the one hired to fill a pool with whip cream.
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pays people to take photos of the cream-jumping.
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is the photographer.
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Is the one romping around in the pool.
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Loves eating everything in site.
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Eats like a pig
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Ate the pig
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is a pig
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Provided the pig.
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Raised the pig from birth, thinking it was a kitten.
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Went out to take revenge for the pig... ninja style!
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Foolishly tried to stop me.
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rode away on another pig.
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Said that a black man wouldn't be President until pigs learned to fly.....then earlier in the year, Swine Flu. <.<;
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Is the secret Master of Puns
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knows that that joke's been going around since the outbreak in mexico
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Has never heard of DeathNote
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Killed L.
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Swam to France last week.
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*SPELLING EDIT*
Travels the ACTUAL Night Road only in the daytime, thereby negating the existence of the Night Road altogether, which eliminates the reason for his name which would cause a rift in space and time, as he would have to chose another name which could also possibly create an alternate universe where Anime is the dominant medium of entertainment for the entire world, mankind's future would be ensured by the elimination of all major monotheistic belief systems, Joaquin Phoenix actually TALKS to David Letterman,evolution would leap forward in the advancement of the human mind, resulting in the creation of new technologies combined with magical properties causing us to be the most advance civilization in the universe, garnering the attention of other extra terrestrial life forms, creating a potential conflict with other life upon our creation of transportation devices that can send us across the multiverse as well as in the past, so we can finally-
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*WHAT A HORRIBLE *
*NIGHT FOR A *
*CURSE... *
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Oh crap...no whip. ::Killed::
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Has perfect grammar and is completely sane. :)
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Is a constant backstabber
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Is a constant backstabber too
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Is a stab backer
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is smiling in your face, all the time he wants to take your place
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Caused the Eggo frozen waffle shortage.
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messed with the guy i work with that nobody likes
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Stole my dvds
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Stole my internet connection. >:(
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Stole my last Twinkie.
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Killed Kamina.
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Caused the Eggo frozen waffle shortage.
there's an Eggo frozen waffle shortage?! X_x
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is fighting the battle on behalf of all pancakes.
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Likes to start food fights.
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invented food fights
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She dug her keys into the side of my suit-up 4 wheel drive and carved her name into my leather seats.
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Is a pyromaniac.
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Is not cursed.
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Is actually liquid
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Is Jerry.
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Is Jack (mascot for Jack In The Box).
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is also jerry
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Dreams of Donny Osmond.
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Wishes he was Marie Osmond.
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Is a clone of Marie Osmond.
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is crazy, not just unwell.
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Wants to change their name to "Akwjegnf MKELAD"
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was Dennis from the Spongebob movie
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Has a real life green jumpsuit for when he wants to cosplay his favorite Naruto character, Rock Lee.
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wants to cosplay as naruto's female form. complete with mist.
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Loves to crossplay.
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Is his crossplaying buddy!
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Loves to Criss Crossplay.
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Loves to criss crossplay as a criss crossplayer.
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Wants to start an anime convention in South Africa
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Likes to wear Gothic Lolita clothing.
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wants to make crossplaying a sport
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Is a professional goat trainer.
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is a camel jockey.
Wut? its a real sport.
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Is the camel not the jockey.
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Owns a ninja circus
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Is the star ninja in my circus.
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Is a whale.
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Is a special type of herb. ;D
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actually chews Orbit gum,
"For A Good Clean Feeling, No Matter Whatâ„¢"
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wishes he was the star ninja in DentyneIce408's ninja circus
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Ate the last cookie. >:(
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Unknowingly gave the cookie.
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Made the cookie with a "special" ingredient.
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Is the special ingredient for my cookie.
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is cookie monster's dealer.
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Met the cookie monster while both where in rehab.
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Is my health teacher.
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is genius baby. His rival is Stewie Griffin.
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Enjoys spanking Stewie Griffin.
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Enjoys eating dog food.
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is a dog
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Secretly went to Yaoi Con to get over the fear of bishies in high heels and fish net stockings... :P
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is a cooked fish.
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is a live fish. Watch out for teh Gollum!
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Made love to a zombie.
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wished he could have watched
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Started a new online dating site : "e-zombie" :-X
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is a member of eZombie<3
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Got banned from eZombie for being too vicious with the male members.
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yeah. keep the fetishes under control, jerry!
^treats zombies humanely!!
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Wants to create a new magazine featuring zombie centerfolds.
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would buy a subscription. zombies are much better models than humans because they don't feel used.
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wants to cuddle with a zombie all night long ;)
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wants to cuddle with a zombie....in vegas. :o
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Is looking for the Zombie burlesque show while in vegas...wait that may be the truth :-*
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Got married to Johnny Dingle the zombie last night while buzzed in Vegas.
(Johnny Dingle is the guy from "My Boyfriends Back.")
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Realized he was ONLY buzzed when he married Johnny Dingle and is now seeking an zombie annulment!
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is a licensed zombie annulment specialist. ;)
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Doesn't believe in zombie annulments
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Shot his eye out with a Red Ryder rifle*
(I still don't remember the full name of it. XD )
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gave me the Red Ryder rifle
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Loves black licorice.
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has shag carpet in his home.
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Definitely a 70 year old pervert.
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Likes old perverts.
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Is into necrophilia.....enough said.. :o
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is actually a hot undead vampire.
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Is a big, juicy, steak.
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has a big, juicy, c--- cat.
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Has triskaidekaphobia.
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is actually cursed.
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stole my Rockstar
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is a rockstar
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is a groupie of that rockstar
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actually knows the groupie.
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sold the groupie a scalped ticket.
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actually likes red licorice
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likes to eat bugs like Bear Grylls
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Is Richard Simmons.
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Was in one of richard simmons infomercial...I am a pony!!!
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is the special pre-order My Little Pony
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wants to ride a my little pony.
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wants to ride my big stallion
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wishes he is a big stallion... :D
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Has not been able to break the big stallion
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wishes he is a big stallion... :D
uhhhhhhh... I am a female. I guess I look pretty masculine in the face though, yes? haha
AbsolutelyCursed had his big stallion broken... so much pain...
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has hit on me using her strange binary speak.
01001101 01001101 to you too <3
:P
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Jerry this is the random lies thread lol
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is thinking about me 24/7 ... no wonder my ears are burning... or do I have a fever? >_<
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is immune to sickness!
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has x-ray vision. :o
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has x-ray... feet?
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Is a terminator sent from the future to kill me.
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isn't?
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likes to drive over 100 miles per hour. :o
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likes to drive over 9,000 miles per hour!!
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her power level is OVER 9000!
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:KVWjL0lkuO968M:http://xspblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/over9000_small.jpg)
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Enjoys fishing for boots.
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wears the boots i go fishing for. :)
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has magical powers and can make my ex boyfriend realize i still care about him
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Likes to practice voodoo in her spare time
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Is the vodoo priest who showed her how to use magic...
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Used to date a voodoo master.
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eats voodoo masters
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likes to make prank calls to my home everyday.
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Likes it when people prank call his house everyday.
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chose to "Marry Zabuza" just like Haku.
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has ninja fetish.
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Is a short ninja.
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has a crush on any cosplayers who dress up like a ninja.
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dresses up like a ninja to get DarkShinigamiX3's attention
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Is craving for the same attention as DarkShinigami.
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Was given a restraining order by "Man Faye" LOL... ;D
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Is my parole officer that's keeping an eye on me.
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Is hard to keep an eye on
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Went to ninja summer camp to learn how to throw shuriken...alas several birds lost their lives!! R.I.P.
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Is recovering from a shuriken injury, and has learned to avoid hiding in the woods around ninja summer camps.
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gave me the shuriken for ninja summer camp.
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was really one of the instructors at ninja summer camp.
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failed at ninja summer camp.
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Broke his ankle after attempting a Handspring Double Front Half-Out, in the Vaulting competition, in the Summer Olympics of 1996.
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thinks playing Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games qualifies him for the Olympics.
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enjoys dyeing random peoples hair blue..
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Wants to move into a tent in the mountians.
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Was raised by wolves.
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works for a secretive government department.
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Knows too much and has to be 'silenced.'
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will probably smother me dead with a cat, and make it look like i fell down the stairs as an "accident"
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Jerry is correct. My favored method of assassination is to make it look like someone fell down a flight of stairs onto a large fluffy cat and smothered themselves to death.
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Loves Gloria Estefan
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is Gloria Estefan ?
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Wishes
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Is really a Gloria Estefan look-alike.
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Is currently the manager for said Gloria Estefan look alike...
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is the one and only stalker for said Gloria Estefan look-alike.
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has made a cake... out of moogles. :-[
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Ate Said cake
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Thinks that Moogles taste just like Chocobo.
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has had Mcnuggets that take like Chocobo :D
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Rooted for Aeris to die in FFVII.
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is going to Fur Con - dress up as Sonic the Hedgehog.
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Called and informed PETA of the location of this year's Fur Con so that they can show up and protest the inhumane use of animal fur and throw red paint on the people who dress up.
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knows this because he's dated some of the hot women who represent Peta.
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Somehow found out about me and Pamela....
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Doesn't know that Pamela used to be a guy and before they met had his gender changed.
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Doesn't know that regardless, she is hot and the sex was awesome.
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Doesn't know that he was on camera
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was the guy behind said camera.
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Was the guy wearing the paper bag in the room
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Had sex with Pamela before her alterations, when she was better known as Paul.
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Had sex with the parents...at the same time
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Eats frogs for breakfast.
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makes mashed potatoes with a tennis racket
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Loves Bee Keeping
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Likes to shoot spitballs.
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secretly has a crush on David Cassidy from the Partridge Family...oooh yyeaaah :P
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Is a waitress at Hooters.
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also works at hooters.
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Tipped me at Hooters even though I was only a janitor.
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apparently thinks that tipping janitors is a bad idea :P
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Implies that it is a good idea
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Starts a tip jar for the janitor.
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Is actually the cook...and steals the tips from the janitors! GET YOUR OWN JAR!
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steals the label of the jar
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leaves the door ajar. [playing on the pun here] ;)
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doesn't know he's talking about.
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doesn't know anything at all. ???
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Does a barrel roll every night
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does a barrel roll around with fox every night.
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Records said barrel rolls
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randomly watches said barrels
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Is a Barrell filled with butter.
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Shoots the barrel causing the butter to leak out.
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Has been caught eating butter straight from the container.
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Caught eating the runoff
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Is a huge Miley Cyrus fan.
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Dresses up as Hannah Montana
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Cosplayed as Hanna Montana in a Gwar Concert.
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Played as the blonde in the Gwar Concert.
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Headbangs as he watches Gwar on TV, while sitting on the couch next to his best friend Beavis.
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Becomes hyper after consuming pills.
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Is forced by his mom to consume pills after becoming too hyper.
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his mom dresses him every morning
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hates it when boys stare at her butt.
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these are supposed to be lies, jerry.
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questions what a "lie" actually is.
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Thinks a white lie is just a lie that is told by a white person.
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Beleives lies are just a myth.
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Believes in Magic. (The Gathering.)
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Also believes in Magic [ Disney] .
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Believes in gnomes that steal socks.
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doesnt realize that my washing machine eats socks. :-\
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Thinks that I'd believe that he does his own laundry.
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forgets that I live with a harem of girls--- they do everything for me. ;)
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Leads a life similar to the concept of Love Hina.
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actually its more like Techi Muyo - where I have a pet cabbit that turns into a kick-ass flying Airship. ;)
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Is about to wake up from his Tenchi Muyo fantasy and realize he is alone!
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Is a huge dog lover and hates cats with a passion.
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is ticked off because there is no year of the Cat.
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Smells like Cooked riced.
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Is right.
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rode the washing machine
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Should have known that it was actually the dryer.
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Got himself stuck in the dryer.
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Is a transformer that was disguised as a dryer.
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Is a robot that likes to hump washing machines.
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Wishes he was the washing machine.
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Likes to read Bleach. (Not the manga, but instead the various containers of Bleach at the super market.)
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Stalks people who buy eggs at supermarkets.
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Buys eggs exclusively at supermarkets with stalkers.
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Once jumped out of an exploding plane to save a box full of puppies.
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Believes I jumped out of a plane to save puppies....but actually I jumped out to save the box that they were in. Since the plane was already exploding, I kind of had to jump out to live. I needed a makeshift parachute and the box was the only thing that I had time to work with. :-\
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Was voted the most kind and saintly person in the world yesterday.
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has starred in several samurai western action flicks along side Chuck Norris. 8)
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Has been arrested for pimping.
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has pimped
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has made a fortune on making WMD's [weapons of mass destruction] in her cosplay sewing room.
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Was once held in Gitmo because he was pulled out of an airport security line for a random screening and when they swabbed his hands the chemicals came up as known bomb making materials. He was later cleared and released when it was discovered that the chemicals were just the ingrediants to a common brand of lotion.
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Stayed up all night night yesterday to watch the early mourning infomersials
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Used to be best friends with Billy Mays.
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Was one of the models in a Billy Mays infomercial
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hired him as a model for a Billy May's informercial
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Got a pet frog yesterday... And is now eating it for lunch.
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knows how to make a tasty frog pet sandwich? :-X
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Enjoys frog leg sushi.
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Was a back up dancer for Richard Simmons sweating to the oldies workout video!! :o
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Spotted me in an old Richard Simmons video that was highlighted on YouTube.com. I still own the hot pants I used in the video, however they no longer fit. :(
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wishes he can still fit in those hot pants...afterall they will probably be in style next year!
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does not wear pants on a regular basis.
NO PANTS!
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Likes to trade clothes with his roommates.
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Likes to trade clothes with his roommates.
Hey I told you that in secret!!! :-X [all my roommates are girls]... LOL
wishes he lived the anime life being a single bachelor in a [crazy] all female home. :P
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Wishes he lived the Yaoi anime life of being a single bachelor in a [crazy] all male home. :D
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Hates lying.
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Waitress by Day- Vampire hunter at Night. :D
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Stalks Felicia Day.
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doesn't realize that I have ninja monkeys to doing that for me... I have a day job you know. :P
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A "Day" job? As in....Felicia "Day" stalking?
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Has a rollar waitress day job.
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Somehow found out that I work at Sonic.
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Hooks me up with food from Sonic. :D
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Is known at Sonic as a "heavy hitter."
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is a heavy hitter because he likes to choke his bat.
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Thinks I was calling myself a heavy hitter, when in fact I meant him....but regardless he was correct about his previous post.
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Lives in a closet and works as the Boogyman for a little kid named Dilan...
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Has a little brother named Dilan and pays VERY well.
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has already played and beaten BioShock 2.
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Thought that "BioShock" was just another term for what you feel when you hit puberty.
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used steroids to beat puberty. :o
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Used to think that "Roid Rage" was what you got when you couldn't beat Asteroids.
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once nearly lost his sanity because of "yellow fever"
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Thinks Yellow Fever is what white people get when they have the hots for Asians. ::)
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believes what he just posted :P
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Has "yellow fever" ^.~
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Thinks "Whiteout" is what you call it when a white person goes outside.
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Thinks "brownout" is what happens when you have to go potty. :-X
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Thinks "blackout" is what Calvin yells whenever he is leaving an establishment.
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gave me "pink eye" :-[
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Believes that Pink Eye is the name given to people who have eyes resembling Pink's.
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Thinks having a "Black Eye," would make him a groupie of the Black Eyed Pea's.
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Thinks that Black Eyed Peas taste very delicious, but is puzzled as to how a vegetable can make such entrancing music.
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Would do anything for Meat Loaf but he won't do that...
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Likes Meat Loaf, but would probably rather have some Cake.
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Likes Bread more then Cake.
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Wishes he had the willpower to refuse Cake and instead go running around Linkin Park.
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wants to start a tradition of " birthday pie " instead of birthday Cake.
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Believes that everyone should have their birthday parties at Hooters.
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has bigger hooters than me.
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Wants to become a fish.
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Uses a samurai sword to cut her food.
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is actually the samurai baker
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Thinks Felicia Day is a guy.
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has dated the Sun Maid Raisin girl.
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:tkORiPjFD8fRyM:http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2006/04/23/bu_sunmaid.jpg)
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Had a one night stand with Aunt Jemima.
(http://api.ning.com/files/KxGjEjS6Z6Wic-i3rLjqhoV-ketafeJSaL*2M074q45TGic5AzBVbrismUsaz3eCN-TJSZ9iuOUGn4EKABqc0FIzAJoo7jJl/AuntJemima.jpg)
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Thinks Danica Patrick drives too slow.
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:7IOpnc4y5DduGM:http://urbansportstalk.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/danica-patrick.jpg)
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Wishes there was a company called GoMommy.com that had commercials with hot guys.
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would model for GoMommy. com
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Would be my biggest fan.
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Introduces invasive species into the enviroment
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is an invasive species
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Works for the WWF.
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is asian
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is an endangered species. so she needs to mate alot.
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is not horny
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Hasn't been cleaning at all lately.
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Created the Legion of Doom.
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Hasn't been cleaning at all lately.
that one's totally true actually. haven't cleaned in weeks. yeah you know what i mean.
^is the 13th warrior
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Is a very lonely person.
that one's totally true actually. haven't cleaned in weeks. yeah you know what i mean.
Oh snap! :D
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Is a very lonely person.
that one's totally true actually. haven't cleaned in weeks. yeah you know what i mean.
Oh snap! :D
oh crap. Thanks you two, now I have a nosebleed.
- back on topic -
his curtains doesnt match the carpet.
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Is trying to discuss curtain style in a house with wood flooring.
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like to wax his wood floor on a regular basis.
Take it to the Car Wash!
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Uses Turtle Wax and doesn't own a turtle.
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likes to dine on turtle soup.
(http://www.insaneabode.com/Articles/Images/shredder.jpg)
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Stole Fred's fruity Pebbles.
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Bought a Shredder via a TV infommercial that portrayed its slicing and dicing ability.
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Was the one who filmed the infommercial on the Shredder.
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Looks like April O'Neil.
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works with the ShamWow guy
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Is a very lonely person.
that one's totally true actually. haven't cleaned in weeks. yeah you know what i mean.
Oh snap! :D
oh crap. Thanks you two, now I have a nosebleed.
- back on topic -
his curtains doesnt match the carpet.
you got a nosebleed from me saying that i'm never horny anymore? wierd...
and i believe the saying is "the drapes don't match the carpet"?
^has two shamwows
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has two slap chops
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Digs holes in their free time and then fills them back up agian.
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Likes to slash car tires just for fun.
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Is not a football coach.
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Likes to break into homes and sing in their showers.
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Is one of the said owners whose home was broken into...found several broken mirrors due to the off key singing!
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likes to goto work without pants. :D
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Had a party that totally bombed out and sucked this weekend. :D
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really had an awesome time at said party playing pin the tail on the donkey...
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didnt go to my party because she was too busy fighting tentacle monsters atop Tokyo Tower. 8)
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Has "tentacle" envy of said monster on top of Tokyo Tower! :-*
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Hates tentacle monsters.
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Eats ramen through their nose
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Doesn't know what anime is...
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Despises Trinity Blood.
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Is a contestant on RuPaul's drag race....hope u win ;)
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Is not racey enough to be in the drag race.
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Collects My little pony toys.
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Was a huge Punky Brewster fan.
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thought teddy ruxpin was real.
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Should know that he IS real! >:(
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Has a pet dog named Beck.
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Once got on a skateboard and jumped the shark.
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Won the freestyle BMX competition at the X-Games.
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Can perform a Double McTwist 1260 on a snowboard halfpipe.
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has ice skates
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Doesn't know what ice skates are.
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Is planning to join a curling team and attempt to be in the 2014 Olympic team
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Fell to the ice after attempting to do a triple lutz, double toe loop combo.
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Was there when Epic Beard Man got teased by the cops at a Oakland A's game.
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puts on nightly shows for his dog...featuring singing and dancing to the musical CATS....
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Was there when I had to put on a CATS show in 4th grade..... <.<;
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has had a cat since the 4th grade.
-
turns 50 this sunday. :-[
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Actually, turns 40 this weekend.
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does realize im a clone and that I'm just only 42 days old. ;)
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A clone you say? Can't I kill a clone and it doesn't count as murder?
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Is a clone of a clone.
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Is a test tube baby.
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is a tele-tubby baby.
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Is borrowing my Evo 2008 dvd.
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Collects his fingernail clippings.
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likes to eat skin pealings.
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Makes anime figures out of his own ear wax.
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doesnt realize i use said wax to make birthday candles with. :P
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Succeeded in making 30 candles for his own birthday. :-X
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is going to make Jerry's birthday present out of bellybutton lint.
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Is donating the bellybutton lint for Jerry's birthday present...
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has a tatoo like this around her bellybutton:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v370/arail/nasty_cat_tattoo.jpg (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v370/arail/nasty_cat_tattoo.jpg)
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Is the one who drew the tatoo.
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Produced the Rolling Stones' "Tattoo You" album
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Knows Priss Asagiri in person.
-
makes horchata out of the bones of giants and the tears collected in orphanages.
-
One who collected the tears for the horchata...
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does not like the song---- " i like to move it MOVE IT ! " :P
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had no one wish him happy birfday.
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Has 4 kids with all different mothers.. and fathers.
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Is one of Jerry's kids.
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is the mother
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had another growth spurt and is over 7feet tall! :o
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Jerry Can take on a horde of Zombies alone : D
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hates final fantasy VII with a passion. ;)
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jumps hobos for cash
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was one of those hobos :-X
-
Hate's RPG's in general
-
Has a singles ad on craig's list...Man looking for hot bishie who can crossplay as Sailor Uranus ;)...
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She stole Chris Redfields Bubble Gum from his back pocket while he was fighting with Wesker D:
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was once Wesker's controlled side-kick.
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Thought Beyonce had one of the vids of all time
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He met 50 Cent and asked him if he had a fifty cent piece XD
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likes it when another player enters the game.
-
Jerry is Squall Leonhearts Secret Special Summon in FF8 that does 99,999 damage!
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Is a talking Death Note with hands.
-
Wears his sister's skirts when she's not home.
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Wears his sister's skirts when she's not home.
:o
WHO TOLD YOU???!!! >:( >:( >:(
Raced a snail once. And lost.
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He loves to play House with Sub-Zero : P
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Wears his sister's skirts when she's not home.
:o
WHO TOLD YOU???!!! >:( >:( >:(
Raced a snail once. And lost.
well, you kind of hint at an interest in cross-dressing. a lot. it's even in your caption. so naturally everyone here thinks you like cross-dressing.
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is actually a beautiful night elf just using a human look a like spell ---
. o O [thats why Michi is so tall and beautiful, it makes so much sense now!!! ]
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is actually a beautiful night elf just using a human look a like spell ---
. o O [thats why Michi is so tall and beautiful, it makes so much sense now!!! ]
hmmm... maybe you should meet me in person before making such assumptions. I'm kind of lanky and awkward, clumsy and i only look good when i'm heavily photoshopped. which all the pictures of me on here, i think, are heavily photoshopped.
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Is Santa Claws
^ ^
|vvvv vvvvv|
|
|^^^ ^^^|
Wears his sister's skirts when she's not home.
:o
WHO TOLD YOU???!!! >:( >:( >:(
Raced a snail once. And lost.
well, you kind of hint at an interest in cross-dressing. a lot. it's even in your caption. so naturally everyone here thinks you like cross-dressing.
I would only wear a dress if my theater teacher ask me to.>.>
Other then that, I tend to like the patterns many dreses have but would not be tempted to wear one.
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totally didn't have to edit that last post (now i'm curious)
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She got Supermans cell number D: along with all of the DC heros she met at a marvel and DC comic mixer party XD
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is over nine thousand! :o
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is a bunny
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Is really William Murderface's grandpa
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Is Pickle's older brother
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Is stalking Nathan Explosion.
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Is Tokies Bestfriend :D
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Is Charles Foster Offdensen's secret lover.
(he's the manager of Dethklock) >.>
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drinks Smoothies made with Avocados.
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Is Charles Foster Offdensen's secret lover.
(he's the manager of Dethklock) >.>
OMG how did you know D: It was supposed to be a secret!
Anyways *cough*
Jerry loves to get facials with Jin kazama X3
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Her carpet doesnt match the drapes.
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He's Hall from Hall and Oates XD
-
is a replicant.
-
Loves polka music.
-
Square dances in the morning.
-
Founder of Usana
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likes to light farts on fire.
-
Was a world class magician/clown back in the '50s with his faithful dog Qwertypop and assistant Wendy that specialized in pyrotechnics
-
Is Wendy the Magicians Assistant who can bark like a dog while doing backflips.
-
was in the miss America pageant
-
^Answered a controversial question in the Miss America pageant.
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wears girls underwear.
-
steals boys underwear
-
wears strawberry boxers
-
gave me those strawberry boxers
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He let me borrow that top : D
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doesnt wear tops.
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Doesn't wear shoes.
-
has two left feet.
-
Has a fetish for his own feet.
-
smells like feet.
-
licks the dry crusty skin in between DarkShini's toes.
-
likes to sleep in my bed.
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Likes it when I sleep in his bed.
-
farts in her sleep.
-
snores so loud that it scares me, thus I fart.
-
sleeps in the nude.
-
thinks I don't know that he gets touchy in his sleep )':
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tries to stash away drugs in my SUV.
drugs are bad.
-
smoked it all before I could get it back.
free drugs are better D:
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doesnt know i grow all my weeds in my backyard just like every normal american :P
-
needs to be informed that the weeds in his front and back yard aren't the ones you're supposed to smoke D:
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left her slightly burnt "special" cookies in my glove compartment.
-
Threw them in a Girl Scout Cookies box and sold them.
-
is a HUGE fan of Justin Bieber o3o
-
Is currently stalking Justin Bieber.
-
Got locked up for peeking through Justin Bieber's bathroom window.
-
leaves the door open when she uses the bathroom
-
Doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom and proceeds to embrace you.
-
Is secretly dating Justin Bieber D:
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Is writing my art essay for me.
-
Is a distant cousin of Sarah Palin.
-
is actually a peice of boba from a pearl drink.
-
Is a little brown mouse
(props to whoever gets this. D:)
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(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Mx8hUgyYC-4UOM:http://www.dragoart.com/tuts/pics/8/920/how-to-draw-jerry-the-mouse-from-tom-and-jerry.jpg)
Dang right I was named after this cat pranking lil guy. ;D
Boba likes to wear boys underwear.
-
Jerry saves his gum by putting it behind his ear. His record time so far is four months and counting.
-
Fell into a chocolate river and clogged a pipe afterward.
-
goes on Chat Roulette and follows the male-crowd
-
is on a boat.
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can't swim
-
knows how to fly without wings 8)
-
just said something that made sense to me...?
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Likes to do the zombie dance in Thriller.
-
Is married to kankuro from Naruto XD
-
Is married to ÅŒmaeda Marechiyo from bleach. oh yeah, I went there.;)
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made out with Kon from Bleach.
-
has never made out before
-
misses me when im not on the forums enough ;)
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misses me when im not on the forums enough ;)
not a lie, Jerry! Not a lie!
^he eats rabbits
-
Made out with Rock Lee from Naruto XD
-
made out with shigure from fruits basket. *jealous*
-
Wraps guys up like a cocoon and drinks their blood through a metal straw!
-
Has a fetish for ingrown toe nails
-
like to stalk celebrities on the internets
-
picks his nose and wipes it on your jacket/shirt when you two hug.
-
Poisoned Jerrys mind with mind altering crepes and cakes.
-
Has a crush on Raito Yagami D:
-
Has a crush on pedobear
-
was turned down by pedobear for being
(http://sensicology.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/pedo-bear-too-old.jpg)
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Was turned down by pedobear for not being weird enough.
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was one of the olympic mascots along with pedobear.
-
shared a hot tub with the olympic mascots
-
traveled to 1986 with a hot tub time machine.
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Loves going to the mall with MRS.Pachman :D
-
Plays HKO.
-
Still loves Monster Rancher
-
Brings a secret stash of ones to fanime every year to satisfy the year long urge of watching non-hot bishies who are among the dozens on the "will yaoi for a $1 wall"...At night if you see someone in head to toe black ninja gear.scaling the wall...with ones in the hand...you KNOW where she is going...
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is in love with Stacy's dad :P
-
Brings a secret stash of ones to fanime every year to satisfy the year long urge of watching non-hot bishies who are among the dozens on the "will yaoi for a $1 wall"...At night if you see someone in head to toe black ninja gear.scaling the wall...with ones in the hand...you KNOW where she is going...
bloody hell, those non-hot bishis... i was witness to a face-off between two of the official bishounen and the non-hot bishi wannabes... it was glorious. the non-hot bishi tried to do something sexy, and the official bishounen looked at each other for a second and then turned back and said something totally harsh and walked away. kinda felt bad for the non-hot bishi but whatevs...
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Brings a secret stash of ones to fanime every year to satisfy the year long urge of watching non-hot bishies who are among the dozens on the "will yaoi for a $1 wall"...At night if you see someone in head to toe black ninja gear.scaling the wall...with ones in the hand...you KNOW where she is going...
bloody hell, those non-hot bishis... i was witness to a face-off between two of the official bishounen and the non-hot bishi wannabes... it was glorious. the non-hot bishi tried to do something sexy, and the official bishounen looked at each other for a second and then turned back and said something totally harsh and walked away. kinda felt bad for the non-hot bishi but whatevs...
damn and I missed it!! LOL some of the bishies wether hot or not are scary!! LOL I mean there is only so much you can actually do to try to be sexy...and fishnet stockings can only be use so many ways..LOL
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Once drank some coffee with some Coffeemate French Vanilla with Mochi from Monster Rancher O3O
Than asked Kadaj if he would like some Cake.*ish ubber jealous*
-
Hates Death Note.
-
will do anything for Pokemon HeartGold
-
Is not really human
-
Hates Sub-Zero
-
follows Paris Hilton on Twitter
-
Follows Justin Biber on twitter.
-
"Likes" everything that people post on Facebook
-
Likes to throw eggs at old people.
-
Wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy.
-
is 23 years old.
-
once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
-
was walking down then street and cursed themself for not playing Zangief more because at that very moment a bear burst out of a mailbox and started fighting people for money.
-
Tossed a live chicken onto the audience at the concert.
-
brushed his teeth with a bottle of Jack's
-
weighed nine pounds and six ounces when he was born
-
Was the one who attacked Tokyo, not Gojira.
-
Is caught in a rad bromance.
-
Did a rap video for Joe Neigri. (A famous music store owner now record producer out of Pittsburg, PA)
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Has heard me do strange noises at night.
-
Has heard me do strange noises at night.
why do you keep admitting things like this??
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Doesn't have a thing for elfy boys.
-
Has heard me do strange noises at night.
why do you keep admitting things like this??
It was a lie.=|
I don't make noises at night like my bro.>.>
Is a 2 headed snake.
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Doesn't have a thing for elfy boys.
DORIAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!
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Is a succubus
-
Is a succubus
just told a lie
-
Is old enough to remember commercials for New Coke.
-
is a B.O.B
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Is on an exclusive diet consisting of Wendy's baked potatoes.
-
doesn't have a shiny elf costume
-
Doesn't have an elf costume either.
-
Doesn't have an elf costume either.
actually at this point all i have is the furry boots and the leaves for my hair. that's definitely not enough. nope. ;D
^ahem, back to the game: has blue hair.
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Hates Chinese food.
-
puts wasabi on his toast
-
Likes salty tapioka
-
is allergic to wheat
-
Knows the secret technique to melting casien-free cheese.
-
uses stevia extract in his muffins!
-
Just bid $150 for an unopened Teddy Ruxpin on ebay
-
doesn't know a thing about politics
-
Doesn't know a thing about faerie lore.
-
doesn't believe in faeries
-
Has a pet duck named Oscar.
-
has two pet snipes
-
Has a four year old daughter.
-
has a twin sister.
-
Was born "Alfred"
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eats cats
-
Has massaging earmuffs
-
once wrestled a whale sized man and won, then treated him to Waffles afterwards because he felt bad
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once wrestled a whale sized man and won, then treated him to Waffles afterwards because he felt bad
Is lying.... really. XD
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bought a wafflecone for the wrestling whales, but no ice cream. D:
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Eats badgers alive
-
^ Eats his cereal with rabbit milk.
-
Is my desighnieded driver
-
Gets really drunk just by drinking orange juice.
-
really looks like his avatar
-
Comes with her own lighting
-
comes with an automatic pancake maker
-
^ Is Chuck Norris' love-child.
-
Disagreed with Chuck Norris while standing next to him.
-
Dresses as Robin Hood at Renissance Fairs and gets mistaken for Link.
Dresses as Link for Anime Conventions and gets mistaken for Robin Hood.
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^ Is as hard as Colonel Armstrong.
-
^ is as soft as a baby seal.
-
^ Is a baby seal clubber.
-
^ Has apparently seen me in my baby seal outfit at the club.
-
took baby seals to a club >:(
-
Likes to ride giant hogs.
-
Once ate a 35 Pound Cheeseburger with Pedobear while watching Yotsuba&
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Doesn't know his alphabet
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thinks the alphabet is a food
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Has paid aliens to abduct Liquid.
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Uses a lawnmower for personal grooming
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Aspires to be more human.
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Is not human
-
Was actually born in a lab.
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^ Uses glue sticks for his chapped lips.
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Uses his chapped lips for glue sticks?
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^ Eats paste.
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Eats lips.
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Eats day old sushi for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
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makes sushi out of two day old ingredients
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^ Makes out with two day old sushi.
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eats the remains of the made-out two day old sushi.
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Shared the remains of the made-out two day old sushi with c2chaos.
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stole my ramen
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^Stole my Phô .
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took my job!
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Wears underpants over his head.
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Drinks peanut butter for breakfast.
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drinks raw eggs for lunch
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^Calls old people random pet names.
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has crushes on several female posters of the fanime forums.
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^ Is being stalked by one of those female posters.
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is being stalked by several male posters.
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^ Is one of those male stalkers.
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stalks every Fanime Forum poster
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has blue hair
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has rainbow hair
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has no hair watsoever
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owns a Ford Pinto
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eats only Pinto beans.
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Hates Rumiko Takahashi's work
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Was once a Pro F1 driver and spoke only in words with 4 sylables
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gets around on a Dodrio
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^ Is a baby pokemon slayer.
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is a baby Pokemon I slayed
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has good grammar skills
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Is colorblind.
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wears a coat of many colors
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^Is a extra from the movie Grease.
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is a WWE referree
-
was a guest star on Space Ghost Coast to Coast
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cant get out of the angry dome, and is getting even angrier
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^ Has a harem of Swiss maids that call him "Goshuujinsama."
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is an amazing liar and a douche-canoe.
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Hates anime more then the protestors.
-
was one of the religious protesters.
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was the religious protestors' leader
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secretely wants to join the protestors
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^ Is a secret agent among the protestors.
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Sleped with one of the protestors. ;)
-
has a secret love affair with all of the protestors.
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^ Is Father to all the protestors.
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painted their signs.
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^ Contributed the idea to protest.
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^ is a woman disguised as a man.
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Looks like her avatar in real life.
-
is both an internet and real life stalker
xD
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^ Is my side-kick on these "stalking" missions.
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^is not going to Fanime.
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^ Starred in La blue girl
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^ was inspiration for the idea of Naruto
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^ is married to the king of teh cosmos
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her bunny died on the toilet.
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^ was once a pikachu. He evolved.
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is a sparkly twilight dinosaur.
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does not like to sparkle with pedo bear.
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has his cosplay done :<
-
wont stop stalking me :-[
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wont stop stalking me :-[
we shall see... *menaical laughter*
^ holds the world record for not cutting his nails
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likes to leave her nails long so that mark her territory... like Robert Downy Jr. ;)
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^ Is not Asian.
-
is the oldest person on earth
-
speaks only in dinosaur-
RAWR = i love you in dinosaur speak. ;D
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^ Is an ESPer.
-
^is an illegal alien...from Wisconsin. xD
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^ Attended Fanime 2022.
-
^thought up the plot for the movie 2012
(Wait...that is the name of the movie right? -.-')
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^ Survivor of the actual 2012
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^secret conspirator of a re-enaction of Twilight the movie
(that was a fail -.-')
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^ Has a sanctuary dedicated to Edward in her closet with a life-size statue made out of chewing gum.
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^has a secret shrine dedicated to Man-Fay in his closet.
-
openly admits to havign a crush on man faye
-
was manfaye
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writes wild fantasies of himself with manfaye
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^dreams of eating ManFaye with his/her powerful dinosaur jaws.
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Dreams of manfaye sandwiches, manfaye corndogs, man faye tacos and man fay hogies
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her comic features manfaye and sailor bubba
-
is in iron man 2
-
is a real life Iron Man
-
is a man made out of iron.
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can bend iron with bare hands
-
hey, thats actually true to a point.
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(NOOOESSSS DO NOT BREAK CHAIN D:)
^eats cats for breakfast
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can eat 6 boxes of strawberry pocky under 3 minutes.. O_O
(http://i837.photobucket.com/albums/zz295/Parakeet_13/StrawberryPocky.png)(http://i837.photobucket.com/albums/zz295/Parakeet_13/StrawberryPocky.png)(http://i837.photobucket.com/albums/zz295/Parakeet_13/StrawberryPocky.png)(http://i837.photobucket.com/albums/zz295/Parakeet_13/StrawberryPocky.png)(http://i837.photobucket.com/albums/zz295/Parakeet_13/StrawberryPocky.png)(http://i837.photobucket.com/albums/zz295/Parakeet_13/StrawberryPocky.png)
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^stalks Pocky cosplayers at cons xD
(how'd you put those pics in there??? : D)
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^stalks Pocky cosplayers at cons xD
(how'd you put those pics in there??? : D)
{I used photobucket and copied and pasted from the IMG Code section::}
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s39/sasuke_luvs_sakura_2007/sdjbsgb.png)
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(ooooohhhhh okay! cool!)
^wrote a lie that was so truthful that it became INVISIBLE in the last box
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^ Eats Cancer-On-A-Bun for 3-Square meals a Day.
(Yep! Have fun copyin' N' Pastin'!) ^o^
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^secretly admires Barney and owns a Barney costume which she hopes to wear to con
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^^^^^
Likes to Fap while thinking of this guy::
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s39/sasuke_luvs_sakura_2007/Decorated%20images/cosplay-sailor-moon.jpg)
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D: . . .
I think I've run out of lies. Not that my lies were very nice, sorry xP. (-.-')
Umm ^drinks soda so much that she doesn't even know the meaning of water anymore.
-
^ Donated the cancer and the buns for those meals.
-
(don't know what meals you're talking about but)
^missed me while he was away xDDDDDD
-
is a real life Iron Man
Ya daaaaamn skippy i am
^ is war machine Btw
-
^ Trains bunnies to poo on command.
-
Is a one legged bunny pirate.
-
Played the game and actually won ^^^
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^ Invented the game.
-
^brought the game to America
-
^^^ sang the rules about the game to his/her mother & father while standing on a rainbow ball
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^lost the game more times than she failed in school. xP
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^^^^ Did the "hare hare yukai 2010 version" in front of their whole school, while in Haruhi cosplay ;o
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(lol is there some new sort of 2010 version? That's actually halfway true, try anime club stead of whole school, and OC cosplay xD)
^performed the danjo danjo for a school talent show
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^^^^ Peeps through the windows and steals 23 year olds. (Get it? twenty 3 year olds- ahh forget it.. *___*"), and traps them in cages that would lead to free candy.
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^enjoys trolling everywhere except /b/
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^ created /b/
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^has never heard of 4chan
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^^^ Likes fapping to /b/
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^doesn't even know what fap-ing means
-
(I was just writing that Somebody XD)
^ created the word fapping
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^^^^^ God-mod-faps
-
(ha ha nice xD)
(wait, MMA what is that? wait maybe I don't want to know -.-')
^is my besty bff
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^ Was featured in Otaku of the Year in TIME Magazine.
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^ was my date to my Junior prom o.O
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^^^
was featured in 2010 PlayBoy
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^^went with the most popular kid in school to Prom.
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^ was the kid that took the principal to the prom :O
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^^^
crashed the prom wearing only a zebra-striped leotard
-
^ Was the said principal that went to prom.
-
^ditched me at Prom xD
-
^ did the macarena the whole time at prom.
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^was the only one who didn't know the cupid shuffle at prom
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^^^ Was the person who slipped alcohol in the punch bowl
-
^mistook me for the person who did put the punch in the bowl
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^ was the person who barfed in the punch bowl
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^laughed at the punch bowl barfer before sticking her fingers in it
-
(ewwww)
licked my fingers when I took them out of the punch bowl
-
(eeeeeeeewwww! sorry xDDDDD) moved on to the chocolate strawberries after having her fingers "cleaned"
-
is allergic to all chocolate covered fruits.
-
wait what? *laughs*
ate ALL of the strawberries since Somebody couldn't have any xD
-
went and cried in the bathroom for the rest of the night, because of the lack of food.
-
(to be honest with you, the whole sticking fingers in punch and strawberry eating did happen at my prom, but not the way we've described thank goodness!)
laughed at Somebody for the mess she'd made.
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^ Is watching me.
Get it?
Somebody's watching me.
Geico?
-
(OMG *laughs* I do get it! In a way thought that isn't a lie, because I am watching your last posts. O.o" xD)
^wants to eat Pocky because of my avatar
-
^ (Your lucky I just ate, otherwise that would be true.)
Lives in Europe.
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^ lives under the sea
-
^ Is a necro-poster.
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^^^^
Likes drinking milk upside down
-
Shoots spitballs at people to get their attention.
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Pours sugar in their shoes, and walks around town, because it makes them feel like they're at the beach
-
^ lives in Australia
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Likes only Fancy shmancy buttsecks since regular buttsecks isnt good enough for them >:(
-
Lives in Uranus. ;)
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Can swim in a volcano^^^^^^^
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^thinks binoculars are the equivalent of a mask
-
is a super heros based off of pocky
-
her bunneh is toilet trained.
-
is allergic to wearing clothes.
-
isn't lying.
-
has been on forums for ages, watching all of us.
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Is the most hated user on this site.
-
^isn't Mexican
(that was lame I know -.-')
-
(you are correct!)
^^^^^^^^^^ Likes long walks on the beach of Mars..
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^^ hates Dr. Tran!
-
^^^ Has actually bought a Dr. Tran pool :D
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^ Has never seen Dr. Tran
-
^^^^^ has pet the chicken from Dr. Tran
-
^is going to kill the chicken from Dr. Tran so it does not kill her
-
^^^^^ Has sat next to that old lady at the train/subway station xD
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^ secretly wants to eat Leland's head off because it looks like candy
-
head of the anti-pocky movement
-
^^^^^^^^
Head of Anti-Fanime Occult
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^ Head of the anti-anime movement
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Head of the Anti-cosplay movement.
-
*gasps :o xD*
^ Head of the anti-Aqua Teen Hunger Force committee
-
head of the anti cheezburger brigade! :'(
-
Head of the Anti Webcomics Coalition.
-
Head of the anti-fun coalition
-
Boss of the party poopers clan
-
Head of the Anti nerd clan.
-
is battling against the armies of lol cats with cheeseburger shields
-
Is not going to be partying at all at fanime this year.
-
Has the biggest __________ in Fanime history
-
Is actually not into affairs at all.
-
IS NOT invited to my party at fanime :P
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They won't give me cheezburgur... D:
-
is king of the "NO SOUP FOR YOU!" empire
-
Is actually against fighting for Truth or justice.
-
is actually one of the powerpuff girls in disguise
-
eatted the cookie.
-
^pooped a Big Mac! xD
-
ordered a big mac at wendys, and got one deliverd by the king.
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^ordered a whopper at BK and was given a happy meal by Ronald
-
^Made out with a hot dog... and LIKED IT.
-
has a crush on naruto!
-
failed all final exams
-
also has a crush on naruto!
-
^Has a webbed toes fetish. <3
-
did not lost the game :P
-
^Dries himself with a ShamWow towel.
-
like kiba and naruto yaoi pairing :P
-
^ is androphobic.
-
^ has a big crush on naruto!
-
Had babies with Inu Yasha.
-
^ is Robina's daughter.
*scratches her behind her dog ears
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^ is sesshoumaru's lover
-
*ahem. That's EX-lover, now. Apparently, he likes Miroku for his skills with a "big stick." XD
^ has pedophobia.
-
^ was my nanny, because my mom is afraid of children :(
-
^ still wears diapers :P
-
^^^^^^^
Has slept in a coffin with an actual dead corpse before O______________o
(I'll be damned if someone has..)
-
(That would be interesting o.O)
^ is the dead corpse in the coffin
-
^^^^^
(I know right?? :O)
is the killer of the corpse
-
^ eats babies (being a corpse n all :P)
-
apparently was the mother of the killer
-
^^^^^^^^^^
Cooks the babies *____________*
-
^ Provided the babies.
-
^^^^^^ Shipped the babies
-
^ Blazes Indian music in her car.
-
^^^^^
Drives with their stomach..
-
^ Eats Ice cream with chopsticks.
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^ Eats Ice cream with chopsticks.
[omg whatta fail that would be... xD I'm gonna try that nao ^^]
^^^^^^scrubs themselves in the shower with a porcupine
-
^ pwns on Super Street Fighter 4
-
^^^^^^^pwns at Mario Party 5~
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^ pwns on Halo 3.
-
^^^^^^
Pwns. @ Donkey KOng
-
^Pwns at LIFE.
-
lol @ all the babies being eaten n killed xD
^ thinks bugs bunny's hot
-
^Pretends she's been here throughout this entire thread
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^^^^
speaks 45 Languages fluently
-
casts magic spells on mops and brooms to make them have cleaning supply orgies
-
^speaks fluent pig latin
-
speaks fluent Elvish
-
^^^ has a crush on naruto
(lol this never gets boring :P)
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^speaks only in BLARUTARD.
-
^ drowned in a puddle
-
Is as much fun as a puddle.
-
^ ate the yellow snow
-
loves having herpes.
-
^ loves giving out the herpes
-
looooooooooool
^ speaks Suahili fluently!
-
^knows very little Suahill
-
^ is wanted in seven countries.
-
is not wanted in 7 countries
-
^ is a spambot.
-
is working on a virus that will cause mass chaos to all apple products!
-
^ gives free massages for a dollar.
-
^ is ignored by every member of the fanime forums.
-
^ is at her 10,000th post!
-
^gives free beatings for a dollar
-
^ doesnt like pocky
-
^ will beat-box any anime song at your request.
-
likes to hide in a box of girls panties.
-
^ sleeps with a Kon Plushie
-
doesnt sleep at all.
-
^ is wasted at the moment.
-
Thinks he is actually on AX's forums.
-
^ was on Star Search.
-
doesnt know the Konami code.
-
Brings up the Konami code at inappropriate times.
-
^^^^^^
has hacked into the Konami code
-
wants boys to push her buttons. ;)
-
^ draws shounen-ai for a living.
-
draw epic comics with stick figures.
-
^ sings "Man, I Feel Like a Woman" in the shower.
-
turns into a woman when taking a shower.
Damn those cursed springs.
-
uses magical girl transformation scenes to get dressed in the morning.
-
uses magical girl transformation scenes to get dressed in the morning.
you wouldnt believe how much time it saves me... minus all the glitter it leaves all over my room.
Runewitt < likes to wear rainbow colored knee high socks.
-
lent Runewitt those rainbow colored knee high socks.
-
bought Jerry those rainbow colored knee high socks
-
^ founder of rainbow colored knee high socks fan club
-
^created rainbow knee high socks
-
^ inspired the creation of knee high socks!
-
^knitted the first pair of knee-high socks
-
grew the cotton for those knee socks.
-
^spun the cotton for the knee-high socks
-
^^^^^^^^^^
illegally sold the cotton for knee-high-socks
-
^Hasn't bathed in 3 years, 8 months, 26 days, 15 hours and 47 minutes. Ewww.
-
^sprayed the infant cotton plants for the knee-high socks with radioactive material
-
^^^^^^
has smuggled illegal blueprints to Cambodia for the Circus
-
(Wow that was creative : D)
Ummm ^Can see Russia from her house!
-
^^^^^^^^^^^
(thankyuuu :D)
Has invaded the Pentagon and has stolen their most top secret thing EVAR
-
^ Has lived in Azores
-
^^^^^^
Had to look up the place Azores b/c they didn't know where it is and found out that they do not live there ^^
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^COMMUNIST!!! :0
-
^^^^^^^^^^^
BUDDHIST!!
-
^SCIENTOLOGIST!
-
^^^^^^^^^^
Multi-Billionaire in just 5 seconds
-
(OOo yay! xD)
^INVENTOR OF SLAP CHOP
-
^ makes onions cry.
-
^ is an onion
-
^ reads The Onion
-
^ speaks Onionali
-
is related to an onion
-
^wishes they were an onion
-
knows onion magic of all colors
-
^ invented onion magic
-
^leads the onion magic cult
-
^ is an Onion Knight!
-
^ kills innocent onion babies!
-
Queen of Onions
-
^is the Onion Princess
-
^is the Onion Princess
Ya damn skippy :-*
is the black onion knight!
-
^invented onion dip
-
created the french onion flavored sunchips
-
^ loved the onion quote from Shrek (running out of onion jokes! xD)
-
^ has a crush on orochimaru (tired of onion jokes :P lol)
-
^is married to Orochimaru
-
^is married to Charizard.
-
^is married to Snorlax
-
^ doesnt know about pokemon n had to google it up!
-
^ had babies with a Pikachu.
-
^Married to Nurse Joy.
-
^ has a crush on nurse joy
-
^is jealous about Brock's love affair with Nurse Joy
-
makes misty fanvids
-
Is unenthusiastic about the count-down to Fanime.
-
Is Misty.
-
^ is the Legendary MissingNo.
-
Is my assistant in crime.
-
Failed to commit crime of the century.
-
^ is Sasuke and Hinata's lovechild.
-
^ is naruto's lover
-
^ last name is Hood.
-
^last name is Smith
-
^ is Someone's daughter.
-
^ likes to stalk Angels late at night.
-
^ is going to propose to the girl of his dream at the next Rovers meeting.
-
^ is going to propose to the girl of his dream at the next Rovers meeting.
Been there done that, you really have been to enough rovers meetings :P
c2choas < does not like soap.
-
^ doesnt like soap either!
-
^ doesnt realize i eat soap for breakfast.
-
^ clicked on my signature.
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^ founder of Kon fanclub
-
^ was on COPS.
-
^ was one of the ppl i busted on COPS
-
^^^^^^^
was that one prostitute on COPS
-
^ doesnt watch COPS
-
is the camera guy on COPS
-
Is gonna have a blue mohawk for fanime.
-
has a pet moogle at home.
-
( Does a plushie count? I've named him Magarita..)
Has a pet lama at home.
-
has had 400 babies! [power thirst reference ]
-
Is the father of 2 of them.
-
divorced me for the father of the other 398 babies. :'(
-
went on a deep depression after the divorce
-
was the father of those other 398 babies.
-
^ has a Goonie baby.
-
is my baby mama
-
has never replied to one of my posts. ^^;
-
^ wants to have 400 babies too
-
has never replied to one of my posts. ^^;
here, i am replying to one of your posts. what does "^^;" mean?
-
Has ranch dressing on her ice cream.
-
ewww! lol
^ the one who suggested ranch dressing as an ice-cream sauce!
-
^ eats her ice cream with thousand-island dressing.
-
^ created thousand-island dressing
-
^ is my sister and one of the 400 babies
-
Is know to eat salad dipped in spoiled vinegar
-
is the one who talked me into it
-
is also known to eat cats.
-
^ provides the cats for Ruby to eat.
-
Was one of the cats to be eaten by Ruby.
-
dines on the cats with me :D
-
happily shares her cat meal with me. Why thank you! ^_^ nom nom.
-
likes the cats stirr fried with veggies
-
Likes the cats in her Udon soup.
-
likes neko dumplings
-
ate my paws for a late night snack
-
^ types with her toes since her paws were eaten
-
is a ninja spying for the pirates
-
was the pirate that hired her
-
^ stole Jerry's chastity.
-
Video taped that incident..
-
^ wanted to be the one to steal my chastity?
[i didnt know i lost it. :P]
-
^ his fangirls ditched him for Wendell
-
^ left Jerry for Wendell.
-
wished Somebody would come join his fanclub
-
^joined C2's fanclub in Somebody's place :D
-
Only works on one cosplay at a time and finishes it in a flash. ;)
-
(Nice one :D )
^has more posts than I do!
-
Sleeps next to a pedo bear doll.
-
photoshopped a picture of Pedo bear into his high school yearbook xD
-
XD that would be amazing!
is married to Pedobear o.O
-
is Pedobear's mistress
-
IS pedobear! xD
-
^ is pedobear's baby
-
is Pedobear's wife
-
^ is also Pedobear's mother-in-law.
-
^is Pedobear's brother
-
^^^^^^^^
Was Pedobear's first victim
-
^was Pedobear's second, fourth, and sixth victims
-
^^^^^^
Attempted to assassinate Pedobear
-
^helped plan said assasination :D
-
^ failed to carry out the assasination plan
-
^has no idea what's going on
-
^was also involved in the plot several pages ago
-
is not looking forward to Fanime what-so-ever
-
*dramatic gasp* xD
secretly hates the others on the forum and doesn't really want to see them at Fanime
XDDD
-
Oh no my secret is out!! ;D
is planning to go on a murderous rampage at Fanime!
-
xD so is mine! xP
is planning to join me on said murderous rampage
-
is planning to bring a bazooka for this plan :D
-
is planning to bring a frying pan for this plan, unless they won't peace bond it :P
-
^ is bringing Kon as a backup in case the plan fails!
-
is going to be our first victim hehehehehehe :D
-
HAHAHAHA Yes indeed
^thinks MMA should join us in our quest
-
thinks we should make our selfs look like other board members during this murderous rampage. :P We don't want to get arrested XD
-
^is still deciding on disguises for our quest
-
is planning to dress like Somebody, but then realized something.... ;D
-
^just realized I'm not a board member xD
(ohhh that's good lol although I'm not sure what you realized xD)
-
(It was supposed to be you picking a person, but realized you are dressing as yourself DX I made Fail post)
^ has never posted a single post on this thread.
-
(PFFFFFT Ooops! Forgot we were talking about the LAST poster there!)
^Is a n00b to the internet
-
^only ever speaks in l337
-
^doesn't even know what /337 is
(shoot I don't. Nor do I know what key you used to write it! xD)
-
^ is giving lessons in L337 for only 1 M1LloN DolL4r2!
(I actually hate leet)
-
is not wearing anything.
-
secretly put cameras all over the house I am in :O
-
^is worried about being stalked by Jerry at con xD
-
wishes that Jerry was stalking her throughout the con :)
-
^hopes that Jerry will stalk me instead of her at con xD
-
wishes ever forum member will stalk her at the con :o
-
^has a brilliant idea for what to do about the fanime friends gathering thread
(cuz I wish I did)
-
has 15 different cosplays for fanime weekend
-
^is cosplaying as Miroku to con
(hoping that is a lie? xD)
-
[ i havent cosplayed Miroku since Comic Con 2003 ] and if i did
^ would have to cosplay as my Sango... just so I'd have somebody's butt to rub. ;) and then be slapped by. >_<
-
^ xD Would get smacked by my boyfriend first.
( Sad thing is I actually don't have a bf but do have a Kirara plushie)
-
is the butt rub police
-
xP Is rabbit hunting
-
is vewy vewy vewy quiet
-
^is allergic to carrots
-
is allergic to people
-
Is the chick from the Thompson Twins
-
^ drinks 20 cups of coffee a day
-
lives off mountain dew and dry ramen.
-
^ sleeps in Pedobear jammies.
-
Has woken up next to pedobear.
-
has a pedobear body pillow
-
His space is actually for sale.
-
Has farted next to a hot girl and liked it.
-
is the fart cloud borne from said moment :3
-
is the hot girl from said moment xD
-
is the inspiration for Ruby's icon!
-
looool!
^ has plushiephobia!
-
is the evil plushie that haunts me in my dreams D:
-
stalks people while dressed as a giant plushy
-
^ likes to run in circles singing paris hilton!
-
^Has an enormous collection of plushies that takes up most of her bed at night. (Gotta love plushies lol xD)
-
was attacking me with said plushie collection.
-
is a plushie zombeh :o
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Is a talking/pedo plushie.
-
^ has a furry complex.
-
is a furry at all of his social gatherings.
-
is furry because she forgot to shave her legs? :P
[this is a joke and not meant to hurt anyone feelers. >_< ]
-
stole my razor, which is why I couldn't shave D:
-
^ used a katana as a substitute for a razor.
-
created the said katana
-
slayed zombies with said katana
-
was a zombie that I slayed :P
-
hates me so much and thats why she slayed me... [ i was only trying to nibbler on her brains. ] :P
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^ loves playing Oneechanbara.
-
doesn't know what Onechanbara is.
(I had to google what it was >.<)
-
has probably googled herself a few times. ;)
-
has googled many members of the forum :o
-
wants to secretly google me in private. ::)
-
Used to own google, but sold it before it became big.
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^ hates video games produced by KOEI.
-
^has been defeated by me at every video game he owns.
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^ never played video games
-
(That is SOOOOOo close to a lie. I haven't played very many video games in my life xDDD)
^is a legend at DDR
-
haha i wish :D
^ the one who invented DDR
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^invented the Para Para machine/game
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is going to buy breakfast for my boss.
-
^is my boss! xD
-
she's my PA
-
(PA=?)
He's my partner in crime^
-
is my arresting officer ;D
-
booked me.
pa= personal assistant
-
enjoys putting me in handcuffs :P
-
had me in handcuffs at fanime 08.
well, someone did, and it wasnt a cop!
-
invented the handcuff
-
^breaks others out of jail
-
was someone I broke out of jail
-
while going COBRALALALALALALALALAL :D
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Gave me the clap, twice.
-
and a round of applause
-
and the best 5 minutes of her life.
-
^ is really a minute-man. [the US history kind, not the other kind]
-
charges for the awesomeness
-
is the real emma sky
-
is a real bunny rabbit!
-
^ is really a minute-man. [the US history kind, not the other kind]
How did you know? lol
Is a fake Bunny Rabbit, but a real reindeer.
-
wishes he was a reindeer on Santa's sleigh
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is Rudolph's evil twin
-
Is my good twin.
-
^ is Jerry's son
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Is Jerry's Grandmother.
-
is Ben
-
Is Jerry.
-
^ is badass
^Has an enormous collection of plushies that takes up most of her bed at night. (Gotta love plushies lol xD)
Thats true!!! O___O;;
-
Is actually more brutal than she actually comes off as
-
^ is completly true!
;)
-
Is completely ugly.
-
is as intelligent as Meatwad
-
^has a girlfriend in Canada
-
wishes they had a girlfriend in Canada
-
lives on Avenue Q
-
^ lives in Roswell, NM.
-
crashed his flying bike in Roswell.
-
^ was in the bike basket when I crashed.
-
^ renamed Jerry ET
-
Wishes he cold have been in the basket instead of ET(Jerry)
-
thinks i have magical alien powers. ;)
-
really does have magical alien powers :o
-
is hiding me away from government agents in her closet.
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^ absolutely hates the movie "UP" by Disney/PIXAR and no longer looks in that direction because of it.
-
Is working on the Disney/PIXAR movie "DOWN."
-
^ collaborating with me on the prequel, "SIDEWAYS."
-
is wanting to change his name to Samantha.
-
Wants to have a cosplay wedding with "Samantha"
-
^ will be the minister for the wedding.
-
has chosen jerry to be the crossplay maid of honor
-
^ the ring-bearer.
-
Is going to get cold feet and leave her standing at the altar.
-
Is going to be the one awkward person at that one funeral
-
Likes to flirt with men at a funeral.
-
Likes to steal all the food at the funeral
-
like to put the "fun" in funeral.
-
Likes to sleep next to the coffin
-
likes to sleep with "Stiffs"
-
likes sleeping anywhere
-
likes to have midnight affairs.
-
^was one of MMA's "affairs."
-
^was the boyfriend oblivious to all these affairs
-
^ eats Frosted Flakes with three extra spoonfuls of sugar.
-
^eats Grape Nuts with lemonade
-
^was there when Michael Jackson died. (T_T)
^eats Grape Nuts with lemonade
I've done that before. Seriously. (-_-)
-
: o Really? Wow, I can't imagine what that would taste like!
^performed the thriller in its music video
-
^ likes to dance with zombies.
-
^is a zombie
-
^performed in the Indian Thriller video. Girly Man!
I had no milk so I ate it the grape nuts anyway. I started choking when my brother was cooking eggs. He was trying to show off by flipping the eggs without a flipper and flopped it on the ground instead. The lemonade happened to be right there. It tasted alright.
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^can read minds
(Ah okay then. xP And the prompt on this one is that I had just been doodling and when I finished up my drawing was so weird-it looks neither solely like a man or a woman that I wrote Girly man! next to it. When I clicked here I OoO")
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is a zubat that like to bother me when I am going through caves.
-
^is the snorlax I found sleeping on my desk today
-
(That was your desk O.O)
^ decided to evolve but forgot what pokemon she was. She is now a Sunflora :)
-
^was captured by a Pokemon trainer before lunch-and let go afterwards because she ate their lunch. xD -.-'
-
^abuses psyducks with double-slaps.
-
^
Is Ho-oh, and leaves rainbows everywhere it flies
-
Is Rainbow Brite
-
^is a vampire/samurai
-
is really a box of pocky
-
^has pink sunglasses and studies law
-
^(that is half a lie. I own pink sunglasses, and the glasses that are in my avatar I own. I cosplay as her :D)
is constantly running away from hungry con goers
-
^(that is half a lie. I own pink sunglasses, and the glasses that are in my avatar I own. I cosplay as her :D)
is constantly running away from hungry con goers
Oh you do huh? Cool! :D
And umm actually that's not a lie either. I have been chased quite a few times. The scariest part is when they catch you and squeeze the life outta ya. xD
^is the Millenium Earl
-
^ killed her own mother with a broken lawn chair and is a doctor.
-
(OMG DR. TRAN :D)
^eats hickory smocked horse butts
-
Cocaine is vitamins for Somebody!
-
^Pocky is her crack
-
hates Hetalia with a passion!
-
^hates Phoenix Wright with a passion
-
is Phoenix Wright
-
^speaks Spanish at home
-
^^ created Phoenix Wright
-
^wrote OBJECTION! all over her friends yearbooks in school.
-
^^^
Has
"OBJECTION!" underwear
-
^wrote OBJECTION! all over her friends yearbooks in school.
(I wish I did that!)
^ had babies with Edgeworth!
-
^Has no clue who Edgeworth is.
-
married Edgeworth
-
Married Shelly De Killer
-
Was at my wedding
-
didn't want me at the wedding :o
-
was the original choice for bridesmaid
-
is the best pocky
-
has visited the moon.
-
has visited Mars
-
went with me to my trip to mars.
-
^ dumped a corpse on Mars.
-
^was the corpse she dumped on Mars
-
is now in witness protection
-
^ revived me with a Phoenix Down.
-
is now a pheonix zombie
-
^drove the space shuttle to get him
-
^ killed me.
-
^was mistaken by me for a vexing problem of a coworker which caused the incident xD
-
was reinacarnated as a box of pocky....
again
-
^ate (killed) her the first time.
-
^killed (ate) me the second time
-
was saved by another phoenix down! Stop Dying!
-
gave her a star so they can be invincible
-
Created the star I gave Somebody
-
ordered the star from mario on ebay
-
ordered a lifesized mario off of ebay
-
is sharing said life size mario with me
-
Likes practicing kissing with there pillow.
-
^ the one who suggested kissing pillows is a good practice
-
^makes the pillow they're kissing
-
Has never kissed a real person, only pillows.
-
^has won the world record for most pillow kissing in the world
-
is trying to beat that record
-
^used to have that record a few years ago
-
Has the record for kissing the most pillows in a 10 minute span.
-
is creating a new sub culture of pillow-kissers
-
created the pillow kissing cult
-
^ co-founder of pillow kissing cult
-
is a new member of this cult
-
made minni pillows from said pillow kissing encounters
-
^ got mono from kissing too many fanboys
-
gave her mono
-
liked kissing me
-
liked kissing everyone.
-
also liked kissing everyone
-
was not part of the EVERYONE i kissed
-
want to do more than just kiss me. :o
-
^ Is good at Street Fighter
(lol J/K that was mean :P)
-
want to do more than just kiss me. :o
SHHHH i thought that was a secret ;)
Is IN Street Fighter
-
is the queen of England.
-
^ is the queen of hearts
-
^is the queen of Spades
-
^ she can smell you.
-
is teh ace of spaaaaaaaades :o
-
^ does that R Kelly thing with Jerry.
-
^ does that R Kelly thing with Jerry.
ewww!
^ is a big twilight fan!
-
^ wants a shiny vampire to bite her.
-
is a sparkly vampire
-
Wants to bite a dull Vampire.
-
^ steals unicorn horns
-
^ is a unicorn
-
I'm a horse now. (T_T)
^ flies helicopter.
-
^ is my co-pilot
-
^ kicked me out onto a horde of fangirls.
-
Got kicked by a horde of fangirls for being a dirty horse!
-
^ is a dirty horse
-
^^^^^
was one of the fangirls that kicked the dirty horse
-
Did Kage Bunshin no Jutsu to create a horde of fangirls!
-
^ the reason why there was a horde of fangirls in the first place.
-
^Steals candy from small children
-
steals the candy from c2chaos
-
Stole my candy a few months back
-
will only eat candy for all their meals.
-
is planning to steal C2's candy tonight
-
is planning to join me
-
is hoping to start a candy stealing rampage from everyone! From Dentyne, MMA, Jerry, and robina first though xD
-
^ is my official candy protector
-
^I'm protecting her candy but stealing her cookies. xD
-
Is stealing my candy.
-
has poisoned the candy that I am stealing and giving to someone else xD
-
Gave me the poisoned candy
-
^ enjoys watching rabbits fighting--TO THE DEATH!
-
enjoys watching kittys pee
-
^ joins C2 to watch kittys pee
-
^ hosts kitty "watersports."
-
Partakes in the "watersports"
-
and goldenshowers of actual gold!
-
^ found Waldo in her toilet.
-
was the one who put him there
-
^ didn't mind him being there and used it anyways.
-
Recorded the whole incident
-
Is the reason I haven't finished my paper. >:(
-
^ is done with school.
-
never went to school.
-
Is a teacher at the school c2 should have gone to.
-
is friends with matsa chop.
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:0uadMGettcicsM:http://blogs.theage.com.au/screenplay/chopchop.gif)
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always tryna copy my swagga
-
is in soviet russia
-
Will be cosplaying soviet russia.
-
^ will cosplay Belarus
-
^will cosplay Ukraine
-
is cosplaying as Seychelles :)
-
^is cosplaying as China ;)
-
^ cosplaying a pocky box (oh wait a sec...!)
-
(Change it to Strawberry and you've got a lie :P Wish the 2.0 version was Strawberry like I'd wanted... :-\oh wellxP)
^is cosplaying as a robin. (you know, like a bird? xD)
-
(or robin as in batman's sidekick :P )
^ is workin on a new cosplay - > milk carton!
-
^has banana slippers (that would be soo cool xD)
-
wears lion slippers to work
-
Is one of the fundie protesters...
-
is in love with the fundie protesters
-
is against the fundie protestors
-
is against the fundie protestors
that is actually true i am against them they always say such hurtful things about us
^ is the best tootsie roller
-
^ is para-sailing in to Fanime.
-
^ is coming to Fanime via Helicopter
-
is coming to fanime via nimbus cloud
-
^ will be escorted by Sun Wu Kong.
-
will arrive via pokeball
-
is not planning to arrive at all!
-
^ is getting to Fanime via crowd-surfing.
-
is bringing a surfboard
-
made the said surfboard
-
cut the wood for said board
YES, WOOD SURFBOARDS!
-
^ bringing ironing boards.
-
is bringing a needler
-
bringing a treadle sewing machine
-
will go on a 3 minute date with LM.C during the speed dating night.
-
is in the LM.C concert as a backup dancer
-
cant resist my danze skillz ;)
-
^ woos the girls with Caramelldansen.
-
doesn't know what the carmelldansen is.
-
is against the fundie protestors
that is actually true i am against them they always say such hurtful things about us
^ is the best tootsie roller
(I didn't know what the fundie protestors were and was trying to keep it going my bad xP)
^invented the caramelldansen O.o"
-
Likes being dipped in chocolate
-
(looooOOOooL :D)
^ likes to dip Somebody in chocolate!
-
^ prefers caramel over chocolate?
-
(who prefers caramel over chocolate? thats just wrong) lol
^ adds salt n pepper to caramel sauce
-
Adds whipped cream to salt and pepper
-
(eww!)
^ uses nacho cheese dip as ice cream topping
-
Uses ice cream to top nachos
-
(thats not actually bad :D lol - if the nachos rnt salty)
^mixes pop corn in his ice cream
-
(they are extra salty)
Mixes bbq sauce in her ice cream
-
(eww i dont like bbq sauce on anything lol)
^ has a crush on naruto!
(lol no more yucky food ideas)
-
Has a crush on me
-
( oh no my secret is out) :D lol
^ has a crush on pocky boxes
-
Enjoys crushing pocky boxes
-
only buys rushed boxes. they're cheaper.
-
Can spell
-
^ works at the same place as I do.
-
doesn't know his alphabet.
-
^ is a necromancer.
-
is a summoned spirit.
-
^ a necrophiliac and force me to...
(http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_109_.gif)
-
^ enjoys being forced to....!
-
enjoyed filming the whole incident!
-
likes to watch.
-
^ likes to watch too
-
^ made it a menage-a-trois.
-
wishes he could join.
-
^ Wishes he wasn't a female
-
is happy with Jerry being a female.
-
^ eats live squid.
-
is a cannibal
-
uses soilent green instead of tofu
-
^ this space for rent.
-
^ rents his halo out every Friday.
-
^rents out his body every weekend ;)
-
^pays for C2 every weekend :P
-
^ Never can outbid Somebody on renting C2
-
Is winning the race of renting C2
-
^ already booked me for the weekend of Fanime.
-
^is also booked for tomorrow ;) :D
-
^ is square dancing right now!
-
^is the dj/caller for the square dancing
-
Tries to do the hokey-pokey while squaredancing.
-
^is my reluctant corner during squaredancing
-
^ Reluctantly cornered me to get into squaredancing...
-
is world champion in Squaredancing
-
^ Knows who put the bop in the bop-shu-bop-shu-bop.
-
was the one who put the Bop in the bop-shu-bop-shu-bop. :D
-
^Put the ram in the rammalammadingdong!
-
cant look at a certain painting of himself.
-
^ drives an ice cream truck to work.
-
^His brain is filled to the brim with plenty of serious knowledge.
-
^drives a scooter to work
-
^is a gold digger.
-
^is a coal miner
-
^ is a minor.
-
^ is a minor.
*BZZZT*
^has gotten offline because of AWKWARD TURTLES xD
-
^ not jailbait.
-
^is sharkbait for a job
-
offer me candy in exchange for a van ride:
(http://nepis.net/sitebuilder/images/FreeCandy-317x247.jpg)
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^ is not funny.
-
^doesn't know the meaning of trust
-
^recognizes the inside of that van.
-
^drives that van to work
-
is best friends with pedo bear
-
^trolls on rottentomatoes.com
-
loves eating rotten tomatoes
-
^Fried Green Tomatoes is his favorite movie of all time
-
^not attending the meeting.
-
^is going to play forum games with Jerry and I until the meeting starts
-
^Got the memo regarding the cows.
-
^^
Didn't get the memo regarding the crows
-
Created the memo about cows
-
Is the memo
-
^ has no clue whats going on
-
^^^
Likes sleeping with luffas
-
plays the banjo
-
lives in a shoe.
-
Eats shoes
-
will only ever wear 7" neon stilettos.
These ones :o
(http://www.pinkstilettoshop.com/images/products/detail/701-NEON.jpg)
-
has caused me to find that the goggles do nothing!
-
likes wearing 7" neon stilettos too!
-
invented said stillettos
-
hovers seven inches above the ground at will, thus dispelling any need for seven inch heels. unless she wants to be fourteen inches off the ground.
-
wishes she was 7 inches taller.
-
wishes he was 7 inches shorter
-
wishes i was seven inches taller
-
can whoop my ass in a Touhou game
-
Is an avid fan of Breakey, the collectible key game.
-
hates all video games
-
is the world champion of DDR
-
Saw me punching a old lady for fun right now.
-
also stole that old lady's lollipop
-
Pushed me over a bridge and laughed.
-
laughed as he floated down the stream, lollipop in hand
-
saw the whole thing while living under the bridge with Nino.
-
Was caught with a wide stance in a Minnesota restroom.
-
stood next to him in said Minnesota restroom and laughed
-
forgot to mention that after that, Dorian started to cry..
/me inserts ref to a bar joke involving a horse, a bet and $500
-
^ is a bat breeder.
-
Bit off the head of a bat and enjoyed it a lot.
-
^ is the alternate cure for rabies.
-
^met up with me at the meeting this weekend and thought I was super cool xD :P
-
^ forgot about this weekend.
-
^interrupted our interviews with the con chairs and co. just to meet me
-
^stood on a table to stand out at the con meeting.
-
^wore 6-inch spikes around his neck and furry leggings to get my attention
-
Has salt in their coffee.
forgot to mention that after that, Dorian started to cry..
/me inserts ref to a bar joke involving a horse, a bet and $500
I know that joke. Ouch. That's cold man... :D
-
^ could snipe an almond from 500 ft away with a bow.
-
lives on Okama Island
-
lives under the sea with Sebastian.
-
Lives on Pride rock next to Simba
-
lives in a castle with talking silverware and such
-
rides a magic carpet thru a diamond sky.
-
lives in a hut in a swamp
-
^ is the lead singer in a band called "Denote Remote."
-
^really has blue hair
(what is you avi character from anyway?)
-
^ is a Rover.
My avatar is from Hayate no Gotoku.
-
^is part of Stage Zero staff
-
^ is Anybody's older sister.
-
^is C2's older brother (C2 from Code Geass, that is)
-
^ is Kon's gf
-
^ married to Gackt.
-
^married to Sailor Moon
-
MArried to Jabba the Hut
-
has a crush on Jabba the Hut
-
^ is cheating on Gackt with Pizza the Hut.
-
(haha totally true :D lol Gackt aint my type anyway :P)
^ has Lambo-San PJ's
-
^ has BLAME EBNER PJ's
-
^wears a banana in her pajamas.
-
wears a pajama to Fanime
-
^ didn't change his name.
-
^partied with me at the pajama dance the first night of con last year
-
^ ditched me at the pj party.
-
^was ditched because he didn't wear PJ's to the dance party
-
^ left because she thought it was the lingerie party.
-
^was already headed to the lingerie party
-
^ stumbled upon the nudist party.
-
^scared off the lingerie party
-
^ got caught in the protester's "clensing" of the nudists.
-
^led party of nudists after leaving the empty lingerie party
-
^joined the protesters' party.
-
^engaged the protestor's party in battle-with sub sandwiches instead of swords
-
^succumbed to the overwhelming deliciousness of the toasted herb and cheese bread.
-
^takes forever to think of good comebacks to my posts
-
^ is winning at the question game.
-
^is winning at the who can post faster game
-
^is also winning at the who can post faster game.
-
^has spent less of his life on anime than I
-
^ older than me.
-
^younger than me
-
^plays CODMW2 on a daily basis.
-
^demands I meet him at Fanime to learn the waltz or the east coast swing
-
wants me to teach her how to jerk.
-
^doesn't mean the dance called the jerk
-
is not working on school work.
-
NOT A LIE xD D: xD
^ is still in high school
^also: decided to ignore me so I'd do my school work and got offline :P
-
audit'd my theatre today.
-
^ not a thespian.
-
is Gackt iRL
-
^ urinates when frightened.
-
^ urinates when frightened.
actually i sound more girly and i know on of my friends who farts when he gets frightened
-
^ still wets the bed.
hahaha. Your friend has quite the self-defense mechanism. XD
-
^sneezes with open eyes
-
^ farts when she sneezes.
-
^is allergic to girls
-
is allergic to me
-
Is allergic to guys.
-
likes waffles with ketchup
-
^doesn't appreciate toilets
-
doesnt know the happiness of bieng able to pee where ever you want
-
^is a door-to-door salesperson.
-
was the guy from Guyver
-
Was the guy from some random TV series.
-
^ is Neil Patrick Harrison in real life.
-
is Adam West's clone
-
Knows how to use Dan on Street Fighter.
-
^Refuses to shower at conventions.
-
^refuses to sleep at con
-
^ Kissed one of the voice actors last year.
-
was the said voice actor
-
has a water bed in her room with fish in it.
-
Is one of the fish in said water bed.
-
^sets stuff on fire with his saliva.
-
^only buys the first DVD of any anime series, watches it, but never completes the collection or finishes watching the entire series. Ever.
-
Still only buys VHS
-
Only watches the last episode of any anime and complains about them all
-
^stripped for pocky last fanime.
-
likes to strip pocky for its chocolate.
-
^loves the combination of scat porn and vore....
-
Likes to sleep in the video rooms under the projector where no one will find her.
-
likes to poke sleeping girls in video rooms.
-
^likes watching himself in the mirror drink out of an unflushed toilet bowl.
-
Doesn't flush the toilet
-
^clogs the toilet so no one can ever flush it again. EVER
-
^ brushes teeth with a toilet brush.
-
[why is everyone so gross and vulgar all of a sudden? ~ i blame the youtube/facebook generation]
^ brushes his teeth with a broom.
-
[I take complete blame for it. I am the epitome of gross, vulgar, perverted etc.]
^brushes his teeth with a bottle of Jack.
-
I watched that. hahaha.
^ going to Vegas this weekend.
-
^getting married under a Gundam this weekend.
-
(I'm pretty sure most of us are gross/perverse/vulgar)
Is going on a date with Michael Moore
-
^ going to be the maid of honor.
-
^ hitting on the maid of honor.
-
^hitting the maid of honor*
-
Is the best man
-
^ is the beast man.
-
^desires the beast man's meat.
-
^ already ate the beast-meat.
-
(wow...)
is prey for the beast man
-
^ is a beast on CODMW2.
-
^his first wet dream was about his hot cougar mom
-
^sleeps in a cryogenic pod.
-
is actually Walt Disney :O
-
^ works for me in my magical castle.
-
^ works at White Castle
-
^ is MyMidnightAffair in disguise.
-
Has less post then me.
-
^ isn't eating my dust in posts.
-
likes to eat dust pies.
-
^ hunts dust bunnies.
-
is a well hidden dust bunny.
-
^ is Chuck Norris' apprentice.
-
Created the Chuck Norris Facts.
-
^ is anti-Chuck Norris.
-
is Yiffing right now
-
^is an air guitar collector.
-
Divided by 0... oh sh... *woosh*
-
^owns long cat.
-
Plays world of warcraft
-
^climbed Mt. Everest.
-
Cut of Hitler’s testical (fact: Hitler only had one, the reason was unknown till now)
-
Needs to do his work
-
Should stop reading over my shoulder in computer class and mind her own business.
-
Should STFU
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Just proved my point
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^ does not know Rap3_M0nst3r.
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is made of sugar
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^substitutes pudding for milk.
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Likes sour apple jolly ranchers
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has a pet panda.
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^ Captured an alien child thus causing the alien race to invade Earth in 73 hours.
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(Wow...what HAPPENED while I was away?!)
^is a super hero known all over the world
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^Is actually a delicious chocolate dipped biscuit stick hiding in a human suit to avoid consumption.
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^is an English language dictator
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^ Legally changed her name to Pocky
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^Her name is actually Aurora
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^ wishes her name was Jerry
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Just gave away his name out of the kindness of his heart.
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^wants to steal other people's names
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^ originally had her username as Anonymous.
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^ Originally went by C2 but kept being mistaken for a girl
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^ her last post was not funny at all!
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^never has anything nice to say
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^treats me like an elderly person.
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^treats me like a baby
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^ feeds me apple sauce and liquefied meat.
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^steals my candy
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^tracks mud into Asian homes.
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^ tracks the deadly "great mighty poo" into his own home
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^works as a human statue in the local park.
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^works as a butler in San Jose
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^ can juggle 3 balls.
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I almost can...xD
^gets frustrated with juggling and throws the beanbags at random people, then picks up rocks.
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^ took out a horde of trolls in a single sentence.
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^is a master troller on 4chan
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is Boxxy.
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^broke the first rule of Popo's training
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Stole all my pocky
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^beat me up last year in an attempt to eat me
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^hides inside hallow trees.
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^ bred the whomping willow
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can change into a cat.
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Invented the airplane 200 years too late
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^wrote Zombieland
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Played a game of Monopoly to the very end, and won only to realize they played with non-game dice and voided the game
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^ professional bovine breeder.
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Wrote the head-on commercial
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^professional equine breeder
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^ wrote The Otaku Anthem.
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Gave Hitler his haircut
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^has a Hitler mustache
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Knows all the words to "we didn't start the fire"
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^ is a mortician.
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Voted for Bush.
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^ is over 9000!
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Is driving to witch mountain
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^ is equal to .9 Raditz
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Can't Tri-force
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^is married to Raditz
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Sold Chris Farley his junk :o
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^is a master of Para Para
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Is Luke's father
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^finds himself dancing Night of Fire in his chair
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^married to a pillow.
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(how did you know)
Killed time and damaged the universe
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^ is Haruhi Suzumiya in diguise!
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made Naruto not Believe it (thank you!)
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^destroyed the world once.
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230000000 get!
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Killed the internet... in his dreams
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^felt sadistic while watching the Zapruder film a million times over
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is the architect.
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Owns a copy of JOE DIRT!
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^eats dirt for every meal
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^ lives in a mansion.
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Owns a copy of JOE DIRT!
fail.
game: lives in a van down by the creek
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^lives in a cupboard under the stairs
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^owns a magical cupboard that makes toys come to life.
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Zerg rushes
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^lives in a cardboard box
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works at the cardboard box factory
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^takes forever to post replies
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types too fast.
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^stages panda fights
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^the referee.
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^the opponent panda trainer
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(who told you! I mean I have no idea what your talking about)
Will become president and give my cookies?
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has an army of rabbid squirrels.
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is in the cult of Foamy
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^ is treating us all for Ramune and Pocky first day of the con!
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Will give me homemade cookies to ensure the treating
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^ has superpowers and can turn any type of food into cookies!
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Shall marry me and We can rule the world with cookies, pocky, and ramun...
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^planning to destroy Fanime.
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^planning to twart these plans of destroying Fanime
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Planning to rebuild after I destroy
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^is bringing a flamethrower to con