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Title: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on April 24, 2013, 11:42:40 PM
It's pretty simple, someone posts "If life gives you [insert item,etc]..." and then the next person replies with what you do in that case. The replier then posts their own "If life gives you."

I'll start:

If life gives you a chef competition...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on April 24, 2013, 11:45:33 PM
...then you better make sure that beef is not undercooked to the point it's eating the salad you made.

If life gives you potatoes..
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 24, 2013, 11:46:43 PM
... make garlic frys!

If life gives you stinky socks...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: pokefan995 on April 24, 2013, 11:47:56 PM
you throw them at your bratty little sibbling. XD

... life gives you video games
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on April 24, 2013, 11:49:29 PM
... you play it and play some more

If life gives you a hammer..
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on April 24, 2013, 11:52:47 PM
You smash some barrels, climb some ladders, save a princess and knock a gorilla off of his steel perch.

If life gives you a magical State Farm agent....
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 25, 2013, 12:00:20 AM
.....you abuse the ability to summon them and grant infinite wishes.

If life gives you a lightbulb...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on April 25, 2013, 12:21:40 AM
... you keep it in case of emergency.

If life gives you a wet burrito...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 25, 2013, 12:26:01 AM
... you ask for tapatio!

If life gives you water...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Mi Feng on April 25, 2013, 12:59:21 AM
Make Kool aide

If life gives you gas cards ..
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: pokefan995 on April 25, 2013, 01:01:29 AM
travel to the ends of the earth.


if life gives you insomnia...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 25, 2013, 01:30:35 AM
...watch over those who are sleeping.

If life gives you a hard place...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on April 25, 2013, 01:33:18 AM
... then do what you can to get through it!

If life gives you more lives..
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 25, 2013, 01:37:11 AM
...then spend them living life!!

If life gives you a snickers...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on April 25, 2013, 09:38:13 AM
... you stop being grumpy!

If live gives you watermelons..
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 25, 2013, 09:41:38 AM
... make a fruit salad!

If life gives you weeds in your garden but no trash can...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on April 25, 2013, 10:59:20 AM
... you get a big plastic bag and put it there.

If life gives you a clown...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: G.I.R on April 25, 2013, 12:44:41 PM
.. you start a circus.

If life gives you a hard time ...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 25, 2013, 01:06:52 PM
... then party hard!

If life gives you mud...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on April 25, 2013, 01:40:53 PM
... then you make mud cake and feed it to the pigeons

If life gives you an umbrella...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 25, 2013, 03:00:44 PM
...use it to fly away like Marry Popins!

If life gives you rain...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on April 25, 2013, 03:19:12 PM
... then it life has given you water.

If live gives you a wheel...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 25, 2013, 03:40:04 PM
...then ride on home!

If life gives you a pen...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on April 25, 2013, 05:23:41 PM
...then break it!!

If life gives you a pig...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 25, 2013, 05:25:58 PM
... then love it! "Piggy!!!"

If life gives you wood...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on April 25, 2013, 05:30:16 PM
...build a hobbit hole!!!

hare?
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on April 25, 2013, 07:05:00 PM
... you hunt it, if you're a hare hunter!

If life gives you a second chance in redemption...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 25, 2013, 10:09:45 PM
... you take it and make him need to redeem itself to you!

If life gives you oranges...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on April 25, 2013, 10:46:01 PM
... you make orange juice out of it!

If life gives you a screwdriver...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: G.I.R on April 26, 2013, 12:35:06 AM
... You can finally get around to fixing that loose hinge on that cabinet door in the kitchen!

If life gives you a LOL-Cat ...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 26, 2013, 02:09:25 AM
... then laugh freely.

If life throws an unexpected sitution at you...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on April 26, 2013, 09:25:16 AM
... then you improvise, like doing a guitar solo!

If live gives a de ja vu...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 26, 2013, 10:29:47 PM
...then learn french!

If life gives you a neverending book...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on April 26, 2013, 11:32:41 PM
... you already know how to reach Neverland!

If life gives you a diskette...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Barnes on April 26, 2013, 11:41:41 PM
...throw it like a frisbee

If life gives you Ash's chainsaw...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 27, 2013, 12:07:59 AM
... counter with the buzzsaw rifle from Gears of War!!

If life gives you predatorial aliens...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Barnes on April 27, 2013, 11:34:20 AM
...RUN! GET TO THE CHOPPA!

If life gives you a free Fanime badge...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on April 27, 2013, 01:19:07 PM
Laugh at all the broke people!!

If life gives you a password...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on April 27, 2013, 02:19:26 PM
... you hack in all of the systems you can think of!

If life gives you a butter knife...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on April 27, 2013, 03:20:52 PM
korean jesus!!! i have bread!!

if life gives you a hot pocket?
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on April 27, 2013, 03:43:30 PM
... Then I will eat them all. All of them!

If life gives you a computer with only a terminal (black screen with just texts to do commands)...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on April 27, 2013, 03:51:51 PM
you become the fat guy on Jurassic Park!

If life gives you your own theme music....
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on April 27, 2013, 06:34:02 PM
Be one heck of an icon.

If life gives you wings...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on April 27, 2013, 10:16:52 PM
... then you throw away the Red Bull you just bought from 7-Eleven!

If life gives you the love of your life...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 28, 2013, 12:08:25 AM
... you love the love of your life until theres no life to have.

If life gives you a mouse with a cookie...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on April 28, 2013, 12:11:21 AM
... you name that mouse, "Nibbles" and give him more cookies!

If life gives you Ren and Stimpy...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 28, 2013, 12:13:07 AM
... you play "happy happy joy joy".

If life gives you a friend who isn't on Skype..
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on April 28, 2013, 10:26:53 AM
High five!!! I'm not being watched!!

If life gives you a chicken...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on April 28, 2013, 01:27:10 PM
You eat it. Eat it!!

If life gives you a bucket of ice...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on April 28, 2013, 01:48:41 PM
sit in it!!

If life gives you air freshener...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 28, 2013, 02:51:56 PM
...you put it in 01's shoes!

If life gives you pie...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on April 28, 2013, 03:18:54 PM
...strap lucifergundam to a chair and eat it in front of him.

If life gives you a vampire ...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 28, 2013, 07:23:05 PM
...have that vampire turn 01 into a ghoul!

If life gives you ice cream...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on April 28, 2013, 07:30:29 PM
...zap it with a ray gun.

If life gives you Lucifergundam...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 28, 2013, 11:21:58 PM
...you correct it by typing "Lucifargundam".

If life gives you "01"...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on April 29, 2013, 05:57:34 AM
you insert her into a Vocaloid program!

If life gives you a fighting giant...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on April 29, 2013, 06:34:04 AM
Then smash "Lucifargungam".

If life gives you spellcheck...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on April 29, 2013, 10:58:22 AM
You use it with Autocorrect!

If live gives you a bear...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 29, 2013, 04:32:58 PM
... you send it roaring after 01.

If life gives you spirit...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on April 29, 2013, 05:27:01 PM
Have it curse Lucifargundam!!!

If life gives you a potpie ....
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on April 29, 2013, 05:52:36 PM
...throw it at 01!!
 If life gives you enemies...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on May 02, 2013, 08:30:18 AM
you make enemy soup!

If life gives you an Amazonian woman...
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Post by: limDsage on May 02, 2013, 08:51:48 AM
*You give her to a man named Buck, because he likes to.... (Far Cry 3 reference)*

*Throws salmon*
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 02, 2013, 09:54:45 AM
....you have a samon dinner??       ^^^(i think youre doing it wrong)

If life gives you pineapples on your pizza
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on May 02, 2013, 01:24:28 PM
...I won't touch the pineapple; I'm allergic to it.

If life gives you a dragon...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 02, 2013, 01:50:14 PM
...I won't eat it- it'll try to kill me.

If life gives you a pen and paper...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on May 02, 2013, 01:58:20 PM
... you are now a writer!

If life gives you a paradox...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on May 02, 2013, 03:05:12 PM
... you get me.

When life gives you me...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on May 02, 2013, 03:13:28 PM
... then you become paradox incarnate

If life gives you Dave's Insanity Sauce that reads, "drink the entire sauce, get $1,000,000"...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 02, 2013, 03:53:18 PM
...you drink it when you havent had anything to eat/drink for a few days.

If life gives you a soundtrack to a game you havent played...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on May 02, 2013, 07:15:33 PM
... I listen to it, and then sells it to ebay

If life gives you your crush for one week...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on May 02, 2013, 07:24:49 PM
*shows post to friend, and they say*...sweet!!! Their mine!!!Don't touch them!!!! I WILL BITE YOU!!!
#anywho...#

If life gives you a marble ...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on May 02, 2013, 07:53:38 PM
... you play with it and collect more marbles!

If life gives you a box...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 02, 2013, 09:56:32 PM
... you put 01 in it.

If life gives you a jack-in-the-box...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: G.I.R on May 03, 2013, 12:26:16 AM
... you start selling Jumbo Jacks.

If life gives you raisins ...
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Post by: Sunara Ishi on May 03, 2013, 01:59:32 AM
... dunk them in chocolate & yogurt.

If life gives you dragons...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on May 03, 2013, 09:23:04 AM
... you become a dragonborn!

If life gives you a cookie dough...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 03, 2013, 09:39:42 AM
... you eat it or put it in your ice cream! 'Cuz no-one is allowed to put cookiedough in ovens anymore after WWIII.

If life gives you lemons...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwMnWEAoXbU
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on May 03, 2013, 08:37:10 PM
Wash your face with them!

If life gives you the hunger games ...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 04, 2013, 12:36:54 AM
... you beat them as Ghandi!!!

If life gives you a tank...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on May 04, 2013, 10:25:40 AM
... you go around the world with it!

If life gives you a version of you from a parallel world...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 04, 2013, 01:13:47 PM
...you hang out with yourself and have best day ever!!!

If life gives you bizzaro you...
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Post by: 01 on May 05, 2013, 01:27:47 PM
rip up the comics!

If life gives you a flower...
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Post by: Sunara Ishi on May 05, 2013, 03:02:38 PM
... stick it on someone's head.

If life gives you a box full of ribbons...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on May 05, 2013, 03:46:36 PM
...then you roll around with them!

if life gives you cat mario...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 05, 2013, 04:25:24 PM
...you throw mouse luigi
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on May 05, 2013, 07:53:15 PM
^did not post a "if life gives you"

If life gives you a trashcan...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 05, 2013, 10:47:49 PM
^my phone messed up unexplainably somehow while i was at work...

...you either fill it up or kick it over!

If life gives you a weight bench...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on May 06, 2013, 06:43:00 AM
^ah, understood

Watch it as it collects dust.

If life gives you a box...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on May 06, 2013, 08:00:29 AM
you go to Robot Pirate Island!

If life gives you jury duty....
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Post by: Lucifargundam on May 06, 2013, 10:25:03 AM
...you enjoy your vacation time off from work and do your civil duty.

If life gives you injustice...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on May 06, 2013, 10:47:55 AM
... you play as Deathstroke and spam the hell out of the gun shots

If life gives you a hidden blade...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on May 06, 2013, 12:15:18 PM
you stop the evil ninjas!

If life gives you a flying hat....
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Post by: Lucifargundam on May 06, 2013, 12:29:16 PM
.... you fly on it.

If life gives you a portal gun...
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Post by: 01 on May 06, 2013, 10:30:57 PM
"Hehe" ~Zzzzttt...worp~
If life gives you Alice fro Alice :madness returns..
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on May 06, 2013, 10:33:05 PM
... you say hi to her

If life gives you your future husband/wife...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 06, 2013, 11:10:54 PM
...you marry them and live happily ever after.

If life gives you the anti-you...
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Post by: Torai on May 06, 2013, 11:19:43 PM
Join forces with them if they aren't weak or defeat them if they are.

If life gives you a love-struck dolphin....
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Post by: Lucifargundam on May 06, 2013, 11:30:58 PM
...you name it flipper.

If life gives you "Shekaka"...
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Post by: 01 on May 07, 2013, 07:08:01 AM
...hide in the basement!!

If life gives you Samus from Metroid ...
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Post by: limDsage on May 07, 2013, 08:50:26 AM
... you team up with her to beat the bad guys, then you marry her!

If life gives you Rammstein...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on May 07, 2013, 11:17:38 AM
...then Buch Dich!

If life gives you a vocaloid-chobit....
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Post by: 01 on May 07, 2013, 10:22:58 PM
Then I'm malfunctioning.

If life gives you a mustard plant..
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Post by: Lucifargundam on May 07, 2013, 11:05:13 PM
...you make it into mustard.

If life gives you a chance at the Olympics....
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on May 08, 2013, 08:09:16 AM
you invent a full proof plan to win the gold!

If life gives you psychic powers...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on May 08, 2013, 09:28:08 AM
...you open up anouther dimension.

If life gives you a song...
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Post by: limDsage on May 08, 2013, 10:25:31 AM
... you sing your worries away!

If life gives you schnapps (German term for any hard liquor)...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on May 08, 2013, 01:49:26 PM
...you drink like its Oktoberfest!

If life gives you Hollywood....
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Post by: limDsage on May 08, 2013, 01:56:39 PM
... you sing Red Hot Chili Pepper's "Californication" song and talk about Hollywood all day!

If life gives you a Friday...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on May 08, 2013, 02:08:38 PM
...you call out "TGIF!!!".

If life gives you a Sunday...
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Post by: 01 on May 08, 2013, 07:45:22 PM
Start crying because tomorrow is Monday.

If life gives you whip cream...
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Post by: limDsage on May 08, 2013, 07:49:03 PM
... you pronounce "Cool Whip" in Stewie's accent!

If life gives you a party...
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Post by: 01 on May 08, 2013, 07:57:26 PM
then I'm so happy!!!

If life gives you corn...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on May 08, 2013, 08:39:37 PM
...you eat it in any shape or form(like popcorn).

If life gives you grapes...
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Post by: limDsage on May 08, 2013, 10:11:02 PM
... you ferment them to make wine!

If life gives you potatoes...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on May 09, 2013, 03:36:14 PM
...you turn them into potato vodka!

If life gives you barley...
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Post by: 01 on May 11, 2013, 09:28:20 PM
Then i force feed it to my alpaca.

If life gives you a lock...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on May 12, 2013, 12:35:20 AM
...you pick it and put it on someone's locker!

If life gives you popcorn...
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Post by: 01 on May 12, 2013, 07:38:34 AM
feed it to the sprites!

If life gives you an artichoke ...
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Post by: limDsage on May 12, 2013, 12:09:49 PM
... you put it in your pizza!

If life gives you oranges...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 12, 2013, 07:53:18 PM
...you make orange juice!

If life gives you candles...
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Post by: 01 on May 12, 2013, 08:27:03 PM
Make wolf link light them all to move the statue!!!

If life gives you a flame...
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on May 12, 2013, 11:31:33 PM
you use it to revive a dying Charmander!

If life gives you a confused child...
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Post by: 01 on May 13, 2013, 06:13:51 AM
Direct him to the wrong place!!

If life gives you a day off work...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on May 13, 2013, 09:54:03 AM
... hooray! you are free... for the day.

If life gives you food stamps...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on May 13, 2013, 09:58:18 PM
...you use them carefully- like they're the last wishes from a genie.

If life gives you a welfare check...
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on May 15, 2013, 09:07:44 AM
you spend accordingly on stuff you don't need!

If life gives you a personal body guard...
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Post by: limDsage on May 15, 2013, 09:13:52 AM
... you put yourself in the most dangerous scenario so he could start working!

If life gives you Call of Duty...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on May 15, 2013, 01:05:39 PM
...you play Team Deathmatch!

If life gives you a brick of iron...
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Post by: limDsage on May 15, 2013, 03:20:29 PM
... you form it into something your mind wants!

If life gives you a basket case...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on May 15, 2013, 05:52:07 PM
...you file it!

If life gives you a wagon...
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Post by: Sunara Ishi on May 15, 2013, 07:45:41 PM
... transform it into a giant, rolling, fire-breathing dragon.

If life gives you super powers for one hour....
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Post by: Lucifargundam on May 16, 2013, 02:20:30 AM
...you freeze time so you can make it last as long as you want.

If life gives gives you oatmeal cookies...
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Post by: limDsage on May 16, 2013, 10:10:45 AM
... I will throw them; I don't like oatmeal cookies.

If life gives you a gateway to the future...
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on May 16, 2013, 10:20:37 AM
you go back to the future  ;)

If life gives you infinite wealth but with the catch of infinite loneliness....
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Post by: Lucifargundam on May 16, 2013, 10:45:22 AM
...you trade the infinite wealth for infinite happyiness.

If life gives you a shooting star...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on May 16, 2013, 11:37:04 AM
you force it to grant your wish.

If life gives you a person with wicked hands...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 17, 2013, 02:14:13 AM
...you have them play a wicked tune!!

If life gives you automail(FMA reference)...
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on May 17, 2013, 08:41:44 AM
you try to ignore it.

If life gives you a personal cruise ship....
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on May 17, 2013, 09:33:44 AM
... you travel the world and fine One Piece!

If life gives you the Cyclone and Joker Gaia Memories (Kamen Rider W)...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 17, 2013, 11:10:32 AM
....you transform into Kamen Rider Double!

If life gives you aweful story...
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Post by: Sunara Ishi on May 17, 2013, 03:28:29 PM
... recycle it to make a beautiful Art Book.

If life gives you gravity defying hair....
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Post by: Lucifargundam on May 17, 2013, 09:11:12 PM
...you somehow use it become a model somehow...

If life gives you a nightlight...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on May 17, 2013, 10:18:58 PM
....turn it on and off until it burns out!!!

If life gives you an whale...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on May 17, 2013, 10:54:46 PM
....have a Marine Biologist examine it.



If life gives you The Declaration Of Independence... 
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 18, 2013, 08:09:37 AM
....you declare yourself independant!

If life gives you a sheet of paper...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on May 18, 2013, 04:14:42 PM
you make yourself a private paper jet.

When life gives you the best day ever...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on May 18, 2013, 06:59:24 PM
Then you must be talking about a convention!!

If life goes you an idea....
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 19, 2013, 12:02:13 AM
...you make sure it's spelled right with "gives" and not "goes.

If life gives you a blank book...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on May 19, 2013, 08:37:54 AM
...you make sure it's spelled right with "gives" and not "goes.
If life gives you a blank book...

Then you teach your phone the difference between gives and goes.

If life gives you a gumball machine...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 19, 2013, 11:07:43 AM
...you steal it, and use it for your own profit!

If life gives you a sticker machine...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on May 19, 2013, 02:29:56 PM
Then you make a bunch of stickers to sell at fanime!!!

If life gives you ice cream...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: JohnnyAR on May 19, 2013, 03:51:36 PM
make a shake!

If life gives you a challenge...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on May 19, 2013, 04:39:29 PM
Then challenge accepted >:3

If life gives you claws...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on May 19, 2013, 05:14:49 PM
... you fight wolverine with it!

If life gives you Hades...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on May 19, 2013, 08:40:17 PM
Then we can play ping pong!!

If life gives you your third person self ..
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 19, 2013, 09:40:45 PM
... you watch yourself do things you wouldnt want to be seen doing.

If life gives you a book you already read...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on May 20, 2013, 10:36:14 AM
... you read it again!

If life gives you Google...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 20, 2013, 11:49:44 AM
...you monopolize the world with your business!!!

If life gives you Yahoo!...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on May 20, 2013, 07:11:54 PM
Then i go on yahoo answers and answer the algebra 2 problems!!

If life gives you "the purge"...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on May 20, 2013, 07:36:22 PM
... get ready your toilet papers; it's about to get messy!

If life gives you the Ice Climbers...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: MaigoLily on May 20, 2013, 07:46:37 PM
...run away from the hammers.

If life gives you a Chemistry textbook...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on May 20, 2013, 07:58:28 PM
Then i through it shouting "i don't want to see you till next year!!!!!!!!!!"

If life gives you a hotel room for fanime ...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 20, 2013, 08:32:09 PM
...you decide whether to hog it for yourself and live free- or rent it out and make money.

If life gives you an unforgettable person...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Sunara Ishi on May 21, 2013, 12:12:57 AM
... hang out with them as much as possible.

If life gives you an infinite supply of hats...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 21, 2013, 12:50:51 AM
...you sell some you wear some! :)

If life gives you fruit punch...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: MaigoLily on May 21, 2013, 12:54:05 AM
...stain some rich guy's shirt.

If life gives you pooping seagulls...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 21, 2013, 12:59:13 AM
...you have them poop on some rich girl's car.

If life gives you teacup potbellied pigs...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on May 21, 2013, 06:36:03 AM
Hee-hee!!Squeely!! Oink oink!!


If life gives you a rug...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 21, 2013, 09:23:10 AM
...you fly on it like a magic carpet!!

If life gives you a needle and thread...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on May 21, 2013, 09:38:01 AM
you make it into the most dangerous weapon ever.

If life gives you an endless Smallville marathon...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 22, 2013, 01:12:44 AM
...you remember what it used to be like when it was fresh in 2001...

If life gives you a unstringed guitar...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on May 22, 2013, 09:03:59 AM
you become an air guitar master!

If life gives you the One Piece.....
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 22, 2013, 04:25:39 PM
...you keep it away from everyone!

If life gives you an invisibility cloak...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Sunara Ishi on May 22, 2013, 05:52:05 PM
... use it to become a ninja.

If life gives you texts in a strange, unknown, ancient language...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 22, 2013, 06:08:39 PM
...you pronounce them as best you can- and realize too late that you're summoning Cthulu...

If life gives you a doorway until a world no-one has stepped foot into...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on May 22, 2013, 07:12:58 PM
... you just walk right though; what could possibly go wrong, right?

If life gives you the task of subduing Kratos...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 22, 2013, 07:28:08 PM
...you do so with the power of love..

If life gives you unquenchable love...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: otakuya on May 22, 2013, 08:07:49 PM
...drink Gatorade


If life gives you exactly $.93...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on May 22, 2013, 10:01:10 PM
Then i donate thw 93¢ to charity!! But consider taking a quarter for a gumball...

If life gives you a gumball...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on May 23, 2013, 12:40:47 PM
... you chew the crap out of it and then stick it to somebody's car for being a terrible parker.

If life gives you taxes...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on May 23, 2013, 02:26:21 PM
Then i tell who ever taxing me that I'm a minor and that they cannot charge me because my parents cover my taxes until I'm a homeowner.

If life gives you a chair...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on May 23, 2013, 02:42:38 PM
...you sit on it, and then you get up and then sit down again

If life gives you Dave Chappelle...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 25, 2013, 10:06:59 PM
...you have him star at your comedy club!

If life gives u a free drink...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on May 27, 2013, 07:54:05 PM
you hope it is a strong drink!

If life gives you an awesome dance partner for a dance show...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on May 28, 2013, 09:23:09 AM
... you dance with her, and then go out with her!

If life gives you all of Fourze's 40 astroswitches...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on May 28, 2013, 09:37:44 AM
you conquer the world!

If life gives you hard hitting choices...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on May 28, 2013, 11:12:49 AM
... you body it hard!

If life gives you a chance of doing a pilgrimage...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 28, 2013, 10:21:42 PM
...you go to the place of your dreams!

If life gives you a lifetime supply of pocky...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on May 28, 2013, 11:17:45 PM
you play the Pocky game!

If life gives you a lifetime supply of hard candy....
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Sunara Ishi on May 30, 2013, 11:00:24 PM
... choose the best butterscotch and brittle available. Package & sell the rest.

If life gives you a real life musical where everyone constantly sings....
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 31, 2013, 02:40:51 AM
...you would host it at next year's fanimecon at stage zero!!!

If life gave you infinite truth...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on May 31, 2013, 10:22:04 AM
you exploit having the truth of all!

If life gives you a swarm of bees...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on May 31, 2013, 01:09:33 PM
... you become the Pain and join the Cobra Unit! (Metal Gear Solid 3 reference)

If life gives you the Trial memory (Kamen Rider Accel's upgrade form)...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on May 31, 2013, 11:06:17 PM
...you learn how to duplicate it.

If life gives you tonic water...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 02, 2013, 01:10:05 PM
you make a tonic water slide!

If life gives you someone who can't cook....
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on June 03, 2013, 10:15:47 AM
...you hire Gordon Ramsey to give that person "motivation."

If life gives you an algorithm...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 03, 2013, 10:29:32 AM
you get frustrated and leave it alone.

If life gives you sparkly skin like a Twilight vampire...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on June 03, 2013, 04:15:23 PM
...then you either live as a fabulous vampire, or a disgrace to the vampire race..

If life gives you Daft Punk...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 04, 2013, 06:20:15 PM
....you celebrate one more time!

If life gives you a stick..
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 05, 2013, 07:41:15 AM
you draw an anti-sea bear circle.

If life gives you a sea rhinoceros...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on June 05, 2013, 09:05:42 AM
... you wear your sombrero upside down!

If life gives you a burrito...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 05, 2013, 12:09:58 PM
...you trade it for a taco.

If life gives you a taco...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on June 05, 2013, 12:34:32 PM
... then, you have taco!

If life gives you chipotle...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 05, 2013, 01:38:16 PM
...you get bloody stools(south park reference).

If life gives you assembly language....
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 06, 2013, 07:52:06 AM
you use it to your advantage.

If life gives you an evil Mickey Mouse...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on June 06, 2013, 09:08:41 AM
... you summon the real Mickey Mouse with a keyblade to fight Evil Mickey!

If life gives you a never ending space-time continuum...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 06, 2013, 02:59:56 PM
...you manipulate it to your needs.

If life gives you a stun gun...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 07, 2013, 07:07:29 AM
you become the Stun Master.

If life gives you a bottomless stomach....
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on June 07, 2013, 09:25:07 PM
... you eat like Luffy!

If life gives you a Rider Kick...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on June 07, 2013, 10:28:08 PM
...then i die.

If life gives you 32°F...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 08, 2013, 12:21:44 AM
...you go and order a drink!

If life gives you a bad taste in your mouth...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 09, 2013, 07:55:27 AM
you clean up that dirty mouth with Orbit! Fabulous!

If life gives you an arranged marriage....
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on June 09, 2013, 09:48:03 AM
... you run!

If life gives you sleeping pills...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 09, 2013, 10:57:19 AM
...you give them to the young'uns.


If life gives you a bag of love...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on June 09, 2013, 02:20:59 PM
... you spread it to everyone!

If life gives you an axe (guitar)...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 09, 2013, 02:23:34 PM
...you put it in a paper shredder.


If life gives you cheese...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on June 09, 2013, 07:24:35 PM
... you put it in a mousetrap, and let the fun begin!

If life gives you a yo-yo...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 09, 2013, 07:33:09 PM
...use it to defeat all who stands in your way.


If life gives you indivuals who stand in your way...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on June 09, 2013, 07:54:10 PM
... you give them two Rider Kicks.

(http://img.imgcake.com/Nextwave/1320396276724gifqa.gif)

One Kamen Rider Joker version

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/2288878/kamen-rider-kabuto-o.gif)

and one Kamen Rider Kabuto version


If life gives you atomic flavored wings...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 09, 2013, 08:21:19 PM
...you eat them happily.


If life gives you a video of Christopher Walken tap dancing...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 09, 2013, 08:44:15 PM
...you tell him to break a leg.

If life gives you a nutcracker ballet...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 09, 2013, 08:51:54 PM
...you obnoxiously eat peanuts in the audience.


If life gives you an octorok...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 09, 2013, 08:54:10 PM
...you beat it until it resembles sushi.

If life gives you a bad taste in your mouth...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on June 09, 2013, 09:22:29 PM
... you spit it out!

If life gives you the unfair side of things...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 09, 2013, 09:24:54 PM
...you turn it to the fair side while no one's looking.


If life gives you a fire...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 09, 2013, 09:25:29 PM
...you make smores!

If life gives you infinite enemies...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on June 09, 2013, 09:27:42 PM
... you transform into Kamen Rider Wizard's Infinity style and destroy the infinite enemies!

(https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/4aba0d2dc085a7dfadf25377554f8d1a/tumblr_mla3ceRFdV1qaben4o9_500.gif)

If life gives you a dinosaur...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 09, 2013, 09:29:57 PM
...you ride it like Jesus did when he invented rodeos!

If life gives you old popcorn...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on June 09, 2013, 09:31:09 PM
... you give it to Beavis and Butthead again, and tell them they can score more chicks than they could possibly ever count!

If life gives you Charlie Murphy...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 09, 2013, 09:37:15 PM
...you have him impersonate eddie murphy.

If life gives you Martha Stewart
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 09, 2013, 09:38:54 PM
...you celebrate the holidays topless.


If life gives you a beetle...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 09, 2013, 09:39:33 PM
...you burn it before it crawls under your skin!

If life gives you The Mummy...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 09, 2013, 09:43:48 PM
...you watch a watered-down Leon Kennedy.


If life gives you face cam...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 09, 2013, 09:50:31 PM
...you face the cam.

If life gives you a cameo of your face...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 09, 2013, 09:54:08 PM
You sing about it being a cameo lover.


If life gives you a discount...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 09, 2013, 09:59:30 PM
...you use it to save money to go to Hawaii.

If life gives you the best friend anyone could ever ask for...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 09, 2013, 10:02:39 PM
...you sweat uncontrollably.


If life gives you a scenery...

Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 09, 2013, 10:06:51 PM
...you take pictures of it and remember such beauty till the day you die.

If life gives you zen...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 09, 2013, 10:20:14 PM
...you repay it with yen.


If life gives you a broken heart...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 09, 2013, 11:09:46 PM
...you glue it back together with the pitch from the bottommost pits of h311

If life gives you Apple's new product from 2022, today...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on June 10, 2013, 12:21:27 AM
... I will flatly refuse it; I have already built my own phone with my own OS forked from a bunch of source code by then.

If life gives you a LostDriver...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 10, 2013, 09:27:04 AM
You point it to the next street you should take a left on.


If life gives you overdue library books...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on June 10, 2013, 09:28:02 AM
... you give it back to whoever originally borrowed it.

If life gives you hot pockets with hot sauce seasoned all over it...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 10, 2013, 09:36:08 AM
...you at the everything out of it.


If life gives you banana sauce...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 11, 2013, 09:43:56 AM
you make banana sauce products.

If life gives you tough gaming decisions...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 11, 2013, 09:46:40 AM
...you throw the controller at a friend.

If life gives you a free membership...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 11, 2013, 09:47:49 AM
you hope it's lifetime for XBox Live.

If life gives you Lara Croft as a wife...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 11, 2013, 10:08:51 AM
...you impale her with your branch.

If life gives you rabid fans...

Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on June 11, 2013, 10:26:28 AM
...you impale her with your branch.

Oh, my sides are killing me. hahaha.

-------------------------------------------------------------

... you run from them!

If life gives you Dave Grohl...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 11, 2013, 11:06:36 AM
...you comb his facial hair.

If life gives you luck...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 11, 2013, 11:33:40 AM
you play the lottery!

If life gives you an army of Caterpies...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 11, 2013, 03:12:12 PM
...you use them to attack a bug catcher.

If life gives you a fever...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on June 11, 2013, 09:54:48 PM
...then if you fall asleep your dreams don't make sense o.o

If life gives you a YouTube username that someone else also has...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 11, 2013, 09:58:25 PM
...you get a username that someone else has. And confusion.

If life gives you soy sauce...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on June 11, 2013, 10:03:50 PM
Then i mix it with some rice as a quick meal!

If life gives you a kitkat...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 11, 2013, 10:05:20 PM
...you break the everything out of it.

If life gives you a letter...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on June 11, 2013, 10:29:58 PM
... you read it, and write the sender back

If life gives you a leek...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 11, 2013, 10:38:12 PM
...you make sure it gets back together with its onion lady.

If life gives you a simple machine...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 11, 2013, 10:44:52 PM
...you do simple things with it.

If life gives you a way out of something...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on June 11, 2013, 10:45:34 PM
... you seize that opportunity. NAO!

If life gives you Zeronos cards (they are cards from Kamen Rider Den-O that lets the secondary Kamen Rider transform into Altair form, but it diminishes after he uses it)...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 11, 2013, 10:49:09 PM
...you ignore it and try the difficult way.

If life gives you headphones...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on June 11, 2013, 10:50:34 PM
... you give it to Ryutaros, so he can dance all night long!

If life gives you jury duty...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 11, 2013, 10:52:01 PM
...you realise you're the reason why people have to go to jury duty.

If life gives you crayons...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on June 11, 2013, 10:53:42 PM
... you give them also to Ryutaros since he likes to draw!

If life gives you Shin-chan...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 11, 2013, 10:56:06 PM
...you return his crayons.

If life gives you used games...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 11, 2013, 10:58:12 PM
...you melt them into something new!

If life gives you a choice between certain happiness and sacrificing it all for everything in the world...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 11, 2013, 11:02:18 PM
...you decide on happiness.

If life gives you said happiness...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on June 11, 2013, 11:03:15 PM
... I will sing happy happy joy joy!

If life gives you the chance to be on E3 when Sony smacked Microsoft's face hard...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 11, 2013, 11:05:54 PM
...you give Microsoft a consolation prize. AND MULTIPLE HIGH-FIVES TO SONY. Hard.

If life gives you a bath tub...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 11, 2013, 11:08:21 PM
...you start a bubblebath.

If life gives you a choice between the red or blue pill(not a reference to Matrix, but the philosophy itself)...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 11, 2013, 11:18:41 PM
...take the red pill.

If life gives you answers...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 11, 2013, 11:20:22 PM
...you let them change your perspective of life- as well as impact your decisions.

If life gives you lies...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on June 11, 2013, 11:21:09 PM
... you become Usopp and Urataros!

If life gives you the memories of the Earth...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 11, 2013, 11:46:08 PM
...you put it in a picture book.

If life gives you...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 12, 2013, 12:19:50 AM
...you...

If life gives you "   "...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on June 12, 2013, 12:22:25 AM
... then you will have a hard time in programming, and the QA team will hate you for all eternity..

If life gives you a code that was not tested properly, and is put in production as of right now...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 12, 2013, 12:52:28 AM
...you conceal your feast when outside.

If life gives you lemonade...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 12, 2013, 01:17:58 AM
...you make it pink!

If life gives you a potion...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on June 12, 2013, 01:20:56 AM
...you pour it out to catch a fairy.

If life gives you a fairy...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 12, 2013, 02:12:40 AM
...you make it grant you wishes!

If life gives you a crow...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 12, 2013, 07:59:48 AM
you become the master of all crows!

If life gives you a wimpy sidekick....
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Post by: lanislori on June 12, 2013, 09:14:15 AM
...kick his side until he is no longer wimpy.

If life gives you adjectives...
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Post by: limDsage on June 12, 2013, 09:16:47 AM
... you know your grammar lessons now!

If life gives you countermeasures...
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Post by: lanislori on June 12, 2013, 09:20:54 AM
...you count that all you have measured.

If life gives a sub...
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Post by: limDsage on June 12, 2013, 09:55:11 AM
... you now have a free meal!

If life gives you way...
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Post by: lanislori on June 12, 2013, 12:35:30 PM
...you pon.

If life gives you candy...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on June 12, 2013, 01:15:18 PM
...you share it with someone with a sweet tooth.

If life gives you lost time...
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Post by: limDsage on June 12, 2013, 03:35:23 PM
... you ride the DenLiner to travel to that lost time!

If life gives you the Clock Up ability Kamen Rider Kabuto has...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on June 13, 2013, 02:50:30 AM
...you use it to turn back time!

If life gives you an electric guitar...
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Post by: limDsage on June 13, 2013, 09:39:45 AM
... you play it like John Frusciante!

If life gives you a song that matches your current mood...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on June 13, 2013, 05:40:18 PM
...you listen to it and keep a hard copy.

If life gives you a greedy familia...
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Post by: lanislori on June 13, 2013, 08:33:12 PM
...you give them Monopoly money.

If life gives you an angry mob...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on June 13, 2013, 11:31:42 PM
...you calm them down with a pitiful sob.

If life gives you a life of rhymes...
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 14, 2013, 07:21:09 AM
you rhyme all the time and enjoy it or else you'll soil it.

If life gives you pie...
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Post by: limDsage on June 14, 2013, 09:39:56 AM
... you eat it!

If life gives you Sriracha sauce...
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Post by: lanislori on June 14, 2013, 06:11:56 PM
...you put it on all the pho you can.

If life gives you pickles...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on June 14, 2013, 09:37:34 PM
... you hand them to someone else cuz you dont like pickles.

If life gives you broken headphones...
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Post by: limDsage on June 15, 2013, 10:29:20 PM
... you use them as noise-cancellers instead!

If life gives you Dave's Insanity Sauce...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on June 16, 2013, 02:13:15 AM
...you use it on your fries!

If life gives youa can of nos...
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Post by: limDsage on June 17, 2013, 10:14:29 AM
... you drink it and become like Cornholio!

If life gives you Cornholio...
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 17, 2013, 02:43:58 PM
you become great!

If life gives you a smokin' hot but dimwitted spouse...
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Post by: limDsage on June 17, 2013, 03:14:51 PM
... you educate her, and then she becomes smart and hot!

If life gives you an anorexic girlfriend...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on June 17, 2013, 04:56:52 PM
...you offer her help and break up with her if she refuses. No point in suffering with someone who wants to.

If life gives you a girlfriend who chated on you who hasn't told you things because she loves you and doesnt want to lose you...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 18, 2013, 10:13:08 AM
you bring up what you know and tell her that you're not happy but you forgive her and won't leave her.

If life gives you an ultra-clingy girlfriend...
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Post by: limDsage on June 18, 2013, 10:25:02 AM
... you nickname her, "overly attached girlfriend!"

If life gives you a wife-material girlfriend...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on June 18, 2013, 07:13:38 PM
...you marry her and make her yours!

If life gives you a girlfriend who lost interest in you but doesnt want to break up...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 19, 2013, 08:31:09 AM
you break up with her and make sure she won't hate you.

If life gives you a psycho girlfriend....
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 19, 2013, 09:13:12 AM
...you get her locked up in a psych ward in San Lorenzo. (http://www.johngeorgeahs.org/)

If life gives you a psycho exgirlfriend...
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 20, 2013, 08:45:38 AM
you fake your own death and become a new person.

If life gives you a superhero girlfriend...
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Post by: limDsage on June 20, 2013, 10:20:54 AM
... you become a Kamen Rider and help her fight crime!

If life gives you an overly attached girlfriend...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on June 20, 2013, 06:55:32 PM
...you put her in her place!

If life gives you a psychopathic stalker....
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Post by: limDsage on June 20, 2013, 08:35:35 PM
... you Rider Kick them!

If life gives you Kivat the bat the 2nd...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on June 20, 2013, 11:17:56 PM
...you make him into a cookie!

If life gives you Golbat...
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Post by: limDsage on June 21, 2013, 09:26:27 AM
... you turn him into Batman!

If life gives you bacon-wrapped potatoes...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on June 21, 2013, 10:00:41 PM
...you eat them while drinking!

If life gives you potato skins...
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Post by: limDsage on June 22, 2013, 11:00:31 AM
... you eat them!

If life gives you pho...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 22, 2013, 10:02:33 PM
...you eat it with friends!

If life gives you boba tea...
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 24, 2013, 08:30:50 AM
you share it with Boba Fett!

If life gives you an adventure....
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Post by: limDsage on June 24, 2013, 09:38:15 AM
You become a pirate king!

If life gives you penguins...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on June 24, 2013, 11:30:52 AM
...you take it to the black and white ball!

If life gives you harpies...
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Post by: lanislori on June 24, 2013, 06:43:22 PM
...you use it to attack the hoard of zombies chasing you in a mall.

If life gives you a poundcake...
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Post by: limDsage on June 24, 2013, 07:45:59 PM
... you scream, "poundcaaaake? poundcaaaaaakeeee!!" in a Goliath's voice (Borderlands)

If life gives you beefcake cartman...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on June 24, 2013, 10:47:12 PM
...you throw him in the N64 fps game!

If life gives you tempation...
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Post by: lanislori on June 24, 2013, 10:55:52 PM
...you eat hoards of ice creams and forget all about it.

If life gives you free admission...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on June 24, 2013, 10:59:55 PM
...you use it to make a profit!

If life gives you infinite money you cannot spend...
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Post by: lanislori on June 24, 2013, 11:05:29 PM
...you slap life.

If life gives you a slap to the face...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 24, 2013, 11:09:10 PM
...you turn the other cheek.

If life gives you your own one-engine airplane....
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Post by: lanislori on June 25, 2013, 12:42:15 AM
...you steal its only engine.

If life gives you a stolen engine...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on June 25, 2013, 01:03:14 AM
...you install it into a stolen car.

If life gives you a stolen car...
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Post by: lanislori on June 25, 2013, 02:00:16 AM
...you return it out of guilt...and a reward.

If life gives you reward money...

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Post by: Lucifargundam on June 25, 2013, 03:19:14 AM
....you spend it on lotto tickets to make more money!

If life gives you a worthless lotto ticket...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on June 25, 2013, 09:11:42 AM
You burn it and cry!

If life gives you a screen cleaner...
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Post by: lanislori on June 25, 2013, 12:37:26 PM
...you clean many screens.

If life gives you a record...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on June 25, 2013, 03:02:38 PM
...you put it in your player!

If life gives you waffles...
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Post by: lanislori on June 25, 2013, 03:40:05 PM
....you flatten them to make pancakes.

If life gives you pseudo-pancakes...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on June 25, 2013, 04:01:07 PM
...you feed them to your pseudo-dog.

If life gives you Bob Ross's "happy bushes"...
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Post by: lanislori on June 25, 2013, 04:27:09 PM
...you paint a happy fro to match the happy bushes.

If life gives you a fro...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on June 25, 2013, 05:28:48 PM
...you rock it like a bro!

If life give you a bow...
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Post by: lanislori on June 25, 2013, 05:34:58 PM
...you sport it like the magical girl you are.

If life gives you a magical staff...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on June 25, 2013, 07:03:42 PM
...you use it to part teh ocean.

If life gives you a metaphysical beard...
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Post by: lanislori on June 25, 2013, 07:18:22 PM
...you stroke it. Or try to.

If life gives you a Poltergust...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on June 25, 2013, 07:24:06 PM
...you exorcise that gust!

If life gives you a poltergeist...
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Post by: lanislori on June 25, 2013, 07:30:43 PM
...you become its personal trainer.

If life gives you a kid that fell down the stairs...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on June 25, 2013, 10:17:55 PM
...you take it to the vet.

If life gives you a pineapple...
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 26, 2013, 09:35:42 AM
you live in it under the sea!

If life gives you a heavy sword....
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Post by: limDsage on June 26, 2013, 10:30:35 AM
You become Nightmare and fight Siegfried!

If life gives you a buffalo...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on June 26, 2013, 07:44:44 PM
...you make wings!

If life gives you spegetti...
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 28, 2013, 09:14:15 AM
you throw it against the walls!

If life gives you a dancing dinosaur....
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Post by: limDsage on June 28, 2013, 09:20:48 AM
You make Butt Stallion dance with it!

If life gives you Snoop Lion...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on June 29, 2013, 09:53:19 PM
...you release Snoop Lion into the Snoop Reserve.

If life gives you an awesomely made hotdog...
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Post by: lanislori on June 30, 2013, 07:00:23 PM
...you shoot it at someone.

If life gives you splattered hotdog...
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Post by: limDsage on June 30, 2013, 08:46:03 PM
You point at it and say, "splattered hotdog!"

If life gives you a vodka...
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Post by: lanislori on June 30, 2013, 09:01:53 PM
...you pass it along.

If life gives you an empty bottle...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on July 01, 2013, 07:51:04 AM
you recycle it and save the Earth, man.

If life gives you a hippie protest....
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Post by: lanislori on July 01, 2013, 10:10:34 PM
...you join in the fun.

If life gives you neatly wrapped wrapping paper...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on July 03, 2013, 07:26:02 PM
...you wrap a sausage with it!

If life gives you a clone of yourself...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on July 03, 2013, 07:32:48 PM
...you watch it sleep at night. Then shoot it.

If life gives you limes...
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Post by: limDsage on July 04, 2013, 08:12:17 PM
You pour it to your wound!

If life gives you bread...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on July 04, 2013, 08:22:48 PM
...you fulfill your duties as a female and make some sandwiches.

If life gives you a stomachache...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: JohnnyAR on July 07, 2013, 01:58:44 PM
Hey, take some bismo!

If life gives you the D
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Post by: limDsage on July 07, 2013, 08:37:31 PM
You might get diabetes, depending on what the D is...

If life gives you a coffee maker...
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Post by: lanislori on July 07, 2013, 09:49:10 PM
...you let it drown in water.

If life gives you an inch of water on your counter...
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Post by: limDsage on July 08, 2013, 12:36:07 AM
You wipe that off!

If life gives you a target...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on July 08, 2013, 06:23:53 PM
...you shop there.

If life gives you a top...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on July 10, 2013, 11:33:28 AM
you use it for everything!

If life gives you an 80s radio...
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Post by: limDsage on July 10, 2013, 03:12:55 PM
You listen to every new wave genre on that station!

If life gives you a disco radio station...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on July 15, 2013, 01:39:36 PM
...you listen to it nonstop.

If life gives you the most interesting predicament in the world...
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Post by: lanislori on July 16, 2013, 01:22:50 PM
...you deconstruct it and find it to be rather ordinary.

If life gives you Word Art...
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Post by: limDsage on July 17, 2013, 10:01:05 AM
You turn words into art!

If life gives you a command line...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on July 19, 2013, 11:09:11 PM
...you become the become the line leader and command!

If life gives you a graveyard town...
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Post by: limDsage on July 20, 2013, 08:31:22 PM
You become the zombie overlord!

If life gives you the Nonary game...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on July 20, 2013, 08:54:17 PM
...you still don't complete it after owning it for over a year, despite wanting to finish it.

If life gives you a backlog of games...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on July 25, 2013, 01:42:47 AM
...you play each game to the end until you finish it all- then do your homework.

If life gives you never-ending homework...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on July 25, 2013, 02:15:41 PM
...and get ovewhelmed by the amount, and just don't do it.

If life gives you alligators...
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Post by: limDsage on July 25, 2013, 08:59:14 PM
... you make crocs out of them!

If life gives you Uncle Valle...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on July 27, 2013, 12:29:43 AM
...you give him props for being such a great gamer...

If life gives you a book you can read but not understand...
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Post by: lanislori on July 27, 2013, 07:35:46 PM
...you are forced to write a poorly worded essay in an hour.

If life gives you an advert...
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Post by: limDsage on July 27, 2013, 09:28:02 PM
... you use Adblock on that!

If life gives you Lovendor...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on July 29, 2013, 03:37:49 AM
...you attend the concert and get a autograph!

If life gives you Otep...
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on August 06, 2013, 09:05:24 AM
you go insane.

If life gives you shutter shades...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on August 06, 2013, 04:02:22 PM
...you go blind.

If life gives you brass goggles....
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on August 07, 2013, 08:54:55 AM
you become a pro at dancing to Brass Monkey.

If life gives you people who don't understand grammar....
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Post by: Lucifargundam on August 08, 2013, 04:00:35 AM
...you take them to school!

If life gives you people with nothing to lose...
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on August 08, 2013, 09:04:06 AM
you take them to casinos!

If life gives you the World's Strongest Bodyguard....
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Post by: lanislori on August 08, 2013, 09:16:03 AM
...you challenge him in a duel. Of dance.

If life gives you a monkey ball...
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Post by: limDsage on August 08, 2013, 09:18:55 AM
You give it to a monkey!

If life gives you Dollar Dash...
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Post by: lanislori on August 10, 2013, 10:41:01 AM
...you start running.

If life gives you a run for your money...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on August 12, 2013, 01:59:04 AM
...you run the full mile.

If life gives you a moment of angst...
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Post by: lanislori on August 12, 2013, 10:34:10 AM
...you physically end it.

If life gives you a Spice girl...
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Post by: limDsage on August 12, 2013, 10:38:27 AM
You make her very spicy!

If life gives you a caviar..
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Post by: lanislori on August 12, 2013, 11:07:04 AM
...you return them to their mother.

If life gives you too much...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on August 18, 2013, 11:44:08 PM
...you save some for later.
If life gives you an incurable migrane...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on August 19, 2013, 03:42:46 PM
...you make some margarine.

If life gives you poorly made margirine...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on September 11, 2013, 01:00:03 AM
...you use to to grease something up.

If life gives you petrified skin...
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Post by: lanislori on September 11, 2013, 06:08:38 AM
...you unveil it to find that it is Zeldafied skin.

If life gives you not thought out puns...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on September 23, 2013, 09:54:14 AM
... you're gonna have a bad time.

If life gives you rent money as your budget for the week...
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Post by: lanislori on September 24, 2013, 06:52:53 PM
...you buy every chip pack at Dollar Tree.

If life gives you tree of dollar...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on September 25, 2013, 10:29:16 AM
... cultivate it and make it grow!

If life gives you a list of tasks to do...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on September 26, 2013, 07:53:57 PM
...you make a comment about it in a certain Forum Games game.

If life gives you tiredness in a moment of no tiredness...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on October 07, 2013, 03:13:09 PM
..you become tired.

If life gives you orange kitkats..
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on October 07, 2013, 03:24:23 PM
...you turn them into orange tiktaks.

If life gives you an error message...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on October 08, 2013, 10:05:38 AM
You reboot it..

If life gives you padlocks..
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Post by: Lucifargundam on October 08, 2013, 01:35:43 PM
You pick it with your homemade lockpick set.

If life gives you easy to solve scenarios...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on October 08, 2013, 06:59:01 PM
...you get bored.

If life gives you tedious tasks...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on October 14, 2013, 11:55:24 PM
...you accomplish them triumphantly and then move on...

If life gives you monumental tasks...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on October 15, 2013, 06:41:25 AM
...you gracefully fall on your face.

If life gives you lack of food...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on October 16, 2013, 10:55:10 AM
... you are doomed!

If life gives you trance music...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on October 20, 2013, 12:09:56 PM
...you blast it on your stereo.

If life gives you a zombie attack..
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Twixz151 on February 03, 2014, 10:10:59 AM
(I know this forum is old and probably dead but I have to post this. :3) "When life gives you radioactive lemons, you make glow-in-the-dark lemonade. mmmMMM....." ~Romantically Apocalyptic
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Post by: Lucifargundam on February 03, 2014, 02:57:59 PM
If life gives you equations, you throw in random variables.
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: 01 on February 03, 2014, 03:18:12 PM
If life gives you lucifargundam, revoke him of awesomeness
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: mikasa-san on February 03, 2014, 03:25:08 PM
If life gives you a cell phone, you charge it and then forget about it.
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on February 03, 2014, 03:57:03 PM
HOLD ON, RESET!

If life gives you a onesie...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Twixz151 on February 03, 2014, 07:55:06 PM
If life gives you a straw use it to escape the pit of sugary death. ;D
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Post by: Lucifargundam on February 03, 2014, 10:12:10 PM
If life gives you a straw use it to escape the pit of sugary death. ;D
Fail.             Correction:::

.....you jump into the onesee and read a book by the fire!
If life gives you free passes to Fanime...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on February 03, 2014, 10:35:57 PM
Then the struggle is over for you!

If life gives you a chunky cookie..
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on February 03, 2014, 10:37:29 PM
...you take that chunky cookie, AND EAT IT.

If life gives you the WWE...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on February 03, 2014, 10:39:05 PM
... then you complain about how Batista doesn't deserve to win Royal Rumble.

If life gives you tables...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: lanislori on February 03, 2014, 10:53:33 PM
...you turn them around.

If life gives you a friendly bearded metalhead...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: heeroyuy135 on February 03, 2014, 11:05:19 PM
...you go join him in the mosh pit at a Motorhead concert.

If life gives you the new Fanime hotel booking policy...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: limDsage on February 03, 2014, 11:06:37 PM
... you either follow the policy, or make a good backup plan.

If life gives you a newborn puppy...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Lucifargundam on February 03, 2014, 11:58:51 PM
... you call it fluffy and cuddle with it.

If life gives you an empty guitar case...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: mikasa-san on February 04, 2014, 11:53:20 AM
...You put a Les Paul in it and call it a day.

If life gives you breakfast...
Title: Re: If Life Gives You...
Post by: Twixz151 on February 04, 2014, 07:41:28 PM
Jump in and fall into wonderland.

If life gives you mirror?
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Post by: Lucifargundam on February 04, 2014, 08:13:59 PM
...you look into and get trapped!

If life gives you a top hat...
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Post by: limDsage on February 05, 2014, 09:53:23 AM
... you wear it!

If life gives you a bar of soap...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on February 05, 2014, 10:43:56 AM
... you use it to wash your hands after dealing with money!

If life gives you a pair of cheap sunglasses....
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Post by: limDsage on February 05, 2014, 11:10:15 AM
... you wear it at da beech! (http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/q586/sicse7en/TriHard.png) (http://s1165.photobucket.com/user/sicse7en/media/TriHard.png.html)

If life gives you all of Nujabes' albums..
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Post by: Lucifargundam on February 05, 2014, 05:49:54 PM
...you play it while bbqing at the beach!

If life gives you an empty suit of armor...
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Post by: JohnnyAR on March 14, 2014, 03:02:33 AM
Slap that shit on!

If life gives you a bag full of dicks...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on March 14, 2014, 04:14:30 AM
... you give it to someone to needs them.

If life gives you someone who's stuck on the past...
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Post by: lanislori on March 14, 2014, 04:23:11 PM
...you grab their arm and thrust them forwad into the sunset.

If life gives you tropes...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on March 15, 2014, 06:35:26 AM
...you toss them out the window!

If life gives you a once in a lifetime eclipse...
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Post by: lanislori on March 15, 2014, 12:32:35 PM
...you sleep through it.

If life gives a super awesome album...
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Post by: limDsage on March 15, 2014, 07:24:58 PM
... you listen to it countless times!

If life gives you cigars...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on March 16, 2014, 06:30:18 AM
...you share them with your friends while enjoy brandy!

If life gives you an encrypted drive...
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Post by: heeroyuy135 on March 19, 2014, 05:57:53 PM
...you sell it to Edward Snowden.

If life gives you a Nissan Leaf...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on March 20, 2014, 02:02:07 PM
...you donate it to charity!

If life gives you a muscle car...
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Post by: limDsage on March 20, 2014, 03:50:04 PM
... you put JDM parts into it. (http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/q586/sicse7en/chansub-global-emoticon-ddc6e3a8732cb50f-25x28.png) (http://s1165.photobucket.com/user/sicse7en/media/chansub-global-emoticon-ddc6e3a8732cb50f-25x28.png.html)

If life gives you a slingshot...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on March 20, 2014, 04:05:07 PM
...you shoot firey cottonballs from it!

If life gives you an http textbook....
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Post by: heeroyuy135 on March 20, 2014, 10:59:10 PM
...you create a FanimeCon website!

If life gives you a State of California application...
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Post by: limDsage on March 21, 2014, 09:52:16 AM
... you work as a policeman!

If life gives you a mechanical pencil..
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Post by: Admiral Donuts on March 21, 2014, 10:13:59 AM
You'll waste the day clicking it out as long as you can and pretending it's a needle.

If life gives you a thousand feet of string in 3-inch lengths...
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Post by: heeroyuy135 on March 21, 2014, 06:07:01 PM
...make a very big paracord bracelet!

If life hands you a pillow case but no pillow...
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Post by: Admiral Donuts on March 21, 2014, 07:05:50 PM
You fill it with old batteries, then whack someone and take THEIR pillow!

If life gives you a bunch of old batteries...
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Post by: lanislori on March 22, 2014, 09:34:24 AM
...you are constantly switching them out of the remote.

If life gives you a shoddy shed...
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Post by: heeroyuy135 on March 22, 2014, 09:42:39 AM
...tear it down and build a new one!

If life gives you a bootleg autograph of your favorite actor/actress...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on March 22, 2014, 03:46:18 PM
...you brag about it to your friends!

If life gives you iced tea during hot weather...
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Post by: limDsage on March 24, 2014, 03:03:59 PM
... you body that ice tea and make some more!

If life gives you your 4th pot of coffee.
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Post by: Lucifargundam on March 25, 2014, 07:54:09 AM
.... Youll have a morning like i did a few weeks ago!

If life gives you debt...
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Post by: limDsage on March 25, 2014, 10:07:30 AM
... you pay them off!

If life gives you an advice...
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Post by: heeroyuy135 on March 25, 2014, 10:40:59 AM
...you check it on Snopes before using.

If life gives you a photo of your favorite cosplayer...
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Post by: limDsage on March 25, 2014, 10:50:57 AM
... you get hyped and post that on your wall.

If life gives you the last puppy in the world..
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Post by: SquishyK on March 28, 2014, 09:23:00 AM
..you hope that it is a girl and take it to get cloned

If life give you flying fish flakes..
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Post by: limDsage on March 28, 2014, 09:32:52 AM
... you toss it!

If life gives you a camel...
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Post by: heeroyuy135 on March 28, 2014, 07:09:22 PM
...you make a Geico commercial!

If life gives you an advance copy of Kill La Kill on BD...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on April 05, 2014, 09:08:28 AM
You buy a blue ray player or new console to start playing blu rays.

If life gives you an easy streak...
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Post by: Twixz151 on April 06, 2014, 05:14:34 PM
Try your hand at winning the lottery

if life gives you an alien baby...
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Post by: Torai on April 07, 2014, 08:10:33 AM
..raise the baby to be a superhero!

If life gives you one-hundred pounds of gummy bears...
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Post by: limDsage on April 07, 2014, 09:37:43 AM
... you build a gummy bear army and rule the seven seas!

If life gives you a lamp...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on April 07, 2014, 08:59:15 PM
...you light up the room!

If life gives you an alternate identitiy...
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Post by: limDsage on April 08, 2014, 10:29:41 AM
... you start over!

If life gives you a pie shake...
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Post by: heeroyuy135 on April 09, 2014, 09:34:06 PM
...make sure they're not sugarless before eating.

If life gives you the Heartbleed bug...
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Post by: Lucifargundam on April 15, 2014, 02:40:20 AM
..you patch and only go to sites with improved ssl.

If life gives you a trick question...
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Post by: Mi Feng on April 15, 2014, 04:46:47 PM
...you dodge the question.

If life gives you extremely good weather...
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Post by: limDsage on April 15, 2014, 07:11:26 PM
... you go to the beach!

If life gives you Koja Kitchen...
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Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on April 25, 2014, 10:57:53 AM
...you make the most awesome and not cheapest curry you can think off.


If life gives you a potato...
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Post by: limDsage on April 25, 2014, 12:07:11 PM
... You bake it!

If life gives you a newborn baby..
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Post by: Lucifargundam on April 26, 2014, 12:20:55 AM
... You make it your minion.

If life gives you an antiquated graphics card...
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Post by: heeroyuy135 on April 26, 2014, 11:21:33 PM
...play some classic Quake or Unreal with it.

If life gives you a rubber stamp.
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Post by: Lucifargundam on April 30, 2014, 02:26:28 AM
... You stamp each dollar bill you come across with it.

If life gives you an improved ssh...
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Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on May 11, 2015, 09:21:16 PM
....you silence anyone who gets in your way.


If life gives you a scholarship...
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Post by: SquishyK on May 12, 2015, 12:34:44 PM
…you go to clown college.

If live gives you a basket of cats...
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Post by: Sunara Ishi on May 13, 2015, 12:07:38 AM
.... go buy lots of cat food.

If life gives you a final boss...
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Post by: SquishyK on May 13, 2015, 09:15:45 AM
…press x to not die.

If life gives you duct tape…
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Post by: chivibii on May 18, 2015, 06:16:29 PM
... put the tape on the duck.

If life gives you a good squeeze...
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Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on May 21, 2015, 09:36:52 PM
...then all the misery and sorrows will be dispersed.


If life gives you a set of golf clubs...
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Post by: Sunara Ishi on June 02, 2015, 11:32:09 PM
... sell them on ebay.

If life gives you giant millipedes...
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Post by: Barnes on June 06, 2015, 01:08:46 AM
dissect them for science.

If life gives you a hardsuit (one that lets you move around and fight in)...
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Post by: lanislori on August 12, 2015, 10:30:00 PM
...you calm down and soften it up.

If life gives you death...
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Post by: ELDEMONIO on December 23, 2016, 10:44:52 AM
You ask your homeboy before hand to revive you with the dragon balls.

If life gives you a hail marry...