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Title: INSULTS
Post by: questionette on May 07, 2008, 09:01:13 PM
Okay MOLDY CAKE SNIFFERS it's time to get out some of that pre con angst

good 'ole fashion INSULTS
THROW A GOOD ONE at the person above you
just play nice...ish
and it's all in good fun so yeah
HAVE AT IT

loser faces!!

PS. if you're having trouble, use this Shakespearean insult builder to get you out of your rut

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on May 07, 2008, 09:27:20 PM
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: questionette on May 07, 2008, 09:30:46 PM
Vain fat-kidneyed hugger-mugger!!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on May 07, 2008, 09:35:05 PM
You fishy buck-tooth maggot-pie!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Barnes on May 07, 2008, 11:30:55 PM
You play ball like a wimp!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: zoupzuop2 on May 07, 2008, 11:41:27 PM
You bob for apples in the Toilet! ...and you LIKE it!!!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: G.I.R on May 08, 2008, 01:04:18 AM
I find you quite annoying.






...I'm not very good at this.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on May 08, 2008, 08:23:58 AM
The only woman that will love you is your mother and even she despises you pansy lifestyle.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: questionette on May 08, 2008, 06:44:19 PM
You greasy thunder-butt!

compliments of
www.insult-o-matic.com

*flips you the bird*
 ;D
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Mister_E on May 08, 2008, 06:46:30 PM
You're a n00btype in EVERYTHING in life, and you smell like Cabbage
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: questionette on May 08, 2008, 06:49:43 PM
Oh, go play in traffic!! XD
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Rette on May 08, 2008, 07:38:58 PM
Boil dripping beef fart sniffing bubble butt.

Quick... name the reference...
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: FinalShadows on May 08, 2008, 07:40:46 PM
Oh, go play in traffic!! XD
interesting... interesting indeed...
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: KamijoIsLove on May 08, 2008, 09:25:28 PM
Boil dripping beef fart sniffing bubble butt.

Quick... name the reference...

Hook?
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Barnes on May 08, 2008, 11:51:21 PM
You all suck.  :D
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Mister_E on May 09, 2008, 12:05:23 AM
You're a pimple on society's ass and you'll never amount to anything!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on May 09, 2008, 09:48:04 AM
You suck!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: L3sli3_Lov3s_Chu on May 09, 2008, 03:27:15 PM
Your mothers a whore and your fathers a trick your mom screwed while prostituting! ... I didn't mean that, I swear ._.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on May 09, 2008, 09:41:16 PM
Your only friends are people online!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: questionette on May 09, 2008, 11:56:18 PM
YOUR LIFE IS A LIE D:
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: L3sli3_Lov3s_Chu on May 10, 2008, 01:21:55 AM
Mine is bigger than yours! ... >_> (I fail at this game.)
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: G.I.R on May 10, 2008, 01:25:58 AM
Your only friends are people online!
Man.  That hurt.  That really hurt.  :'(
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: L3sli3_Lov3s_Chu on May 10, 2008, 02:11:36 AM
I know how you feel...  :'( -sniff, sniff-
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Mister_E on May 10, 2008, 02:24:47 AM
You all so UGLY you make Tarman look good.

(http://www.radiofiasco.com/tarman.jpg)
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: JTchinoy on May 10, 2008, 02:30:58 AM
You all so UGLY you make Tarman look good.

(http://www.radiofiasco.com/tarman.jpg)
Your existence is an insult.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Mister_E on May 10, 2008, 02:48:16 AM
Oh go bite a leak.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: questionette on May 10, 2008, 08:17:16 AM
Roadkill face!!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: L3sli3_Lov3s_Chu on May 10, 2008, 03:56:45 PM
Lintlicker!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Barnes on May 10, 2008, 11:38:23 PM
Cootie Queen!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: questionette on May 10, 2008, 11:49:23 PM
When you came out of the womb, you're mom said "Take it back, I don't want it"
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on May 12, 2008, 07:54:14 AM
Your parents should be shot for conceiving you.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Jerry on May 12, 2008, 08:06:49 AM
Suck it Trebek.

Ruff, Just how your mother likes it.

Only on account of Villiany.

You'll rule to day you cross me Trebek.

Suck it long, and Suck it hard Trebek.

*sean connery laugh...*

celebrity jeopary ftw.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on May 12, 2008, 08:07:50 AM
Suck it Trebek.

Ruff, Just how your mother likes it.

Only on account of Villiany.

You'll rule to day you cross me Trebek.

Suck it long, and Suck it hard Trebek.

*sean connery laugh...*

celebrity jeopary ftw.

WIN!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: questionette on May 13, 2008, 08:22:12 PM
OVEN STEALING CRACKWHORE
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on May 13, 2008, 08:25:39 PM
Pants stealing harlot!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: questionette on May 13, 2008, 08:34:31 PM
Your pants ran away from you when they saw you coming to get them!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on May 13, 2008, 08:46:33 PM
HEY! SUCK MY BACK!

three points for the ref.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on May 13, 2008, 09:36:32 PM
You aren't even worth the time insulting!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on May 13, 2008, 10:32:45 PM
You are a rat-hearted, green anal discharge of a man, arent you?
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Jerry on May 14, 2008, 08:13:39 AM
homeless carpet bagger.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on May 14, 2008, 08:47:03 AM
No good fish eyed man whore!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: questionette on May 14, 2008, 04:29:58 PM
Cookie burning gutter cleaner!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: JTchinoy on May 14, 2008, 04:40:02 PM
wet back!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: questionette on May 14, 2008, 04:44:22 PM
When you go to the beach all the whales jump out of the water and sing "we are family"
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on May 14, 2008, 05:21:20 PM
it brings great mental anguish to approach an area less than three square miles in radius in the vicinity of your being. the causes for such are outlined below.

1. your olfactory abuse

2. the fact that anyone who is in your vicinity instantly looses three IQ points per second in your presence

3. your appearance is shamefull and should be outlawed in 49 of the 50 states in this country, the exception being alaska, where there is no-one to see you anyways
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: questionette on May 14, 2008, 07:12:19 PM
it brings great mental anguish to approach an area less than three square miles in radius in the vicinity of your being. the causes for such are outlined below.

1. your olfactory abuse

2. the fact that anyone who is in your vicinity instantly looses three IQ points per second in your presence

3. your appearance is shamefull and should be outlawed in 49 of the 50 states in this country, the exception being alaska, where there is no-one to see you anyways

LMAO i love it


Anyways, you smell of cat food and you look like the stuffings of a mystery meat.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on May 14, 2008, 08:55:33 PM
You can't even open a pack of cheese!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Barnes on May 15, 2008, 12:19:01 AM
You stink like rotten cheese!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: zoupzuop2 on May 15, 2008, 12:37:04 AM
YOUR FACE is made of stinky cheese! :O
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: G.I.R on May 15, 2008, 12:57:09 AM
May you have an interesting life.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Jerry on May 15, 2008, 12:05:22 PM
youre too poor to pay attention.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on May 15, 2008, 01:07:31 PM
Looser!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: G.I.R on May 15, 2008, 01:39:46 PM
You're so dumb, you think you have to endorse a spell check!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Jerry on May 15, 2008, 02:18:36 PM
Finger and your thumb in the shape of the L on your forehead....
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Barnes on May 15, 2008, 05:49:42 PM
Get a life!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: questionette on May 15, 2008, 06:41:20 PM
Lick my pinky finger, fool!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on May 15, 2008, 08:24:11 PM
Know what.. just.... go. ::)
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: questionette on May 15, 2008, 08:29:38 PM
Your eyes look like giant lollipops filled with UGLY
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Jerry on May 15, 2008, 11:28:42 PM
you sure know how to put the fun in Funeral.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Barnes on May 15, 2008, 11:46:24 PM
Four eyes!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on May 16, 2008, 10:45:32 AM
Your brain is the size of a decomposed hampster!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: questionette on May 16, 2008, 05:34:38 PM
Dayum, cover those moobs up!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on May 16, 2008, 08:58:41 PM
Dayum, cover those moobs up!
your comeback shames me..

:: runs away ::


AT LEAST I HAVE CHICKEN!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: questionette on May 16, 2008, 09:39:22 PM
D: im sorry, i crossed the line

your pecs are very masculine =]
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Mister_E on May 16, 2008, 09:41:11 PM
Your outlooks on life are laughable at best. HAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on May 17, 2008, 11:08:29 AM
Your overzellous appreciation of Gundams is appaling and you should seek professional attention immediatly!

@ Questionette: is okay, i just used the line from when the simpsons went to china and were watching Friends there "Look at my t-Shirt, 80's hairstyle ROCK AND ROLL", "you are the emperor of last year..", ""your comeback shames me."
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: G.I.R on May 20, 2008, 12:15:58 AM
It's people like you that cause unrest.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: questionette on May 20, 2008, 03:48:51 PM
Go jump in an open grave, bury yourself and count to a million
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on May 20, 2008, 08:18:34 PM
heres a small rock, why dont you listen to it for a while and tell me what it says.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on May 29, 2008, 02:52:06 PM
Go jump in an open grave, bury yourself and count to a million

You fail!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: explosive_artist on August 02, 2008, 06:30:24 PM
Go back under your rock, you sorry disgrace for a insulter, you reek of human wastes. Begone from whence you came *sprays with bottle*
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: XpHoBiaX on August 02, 2008, 07:07:20 PM
You're knees disgust me.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Barnes on August 03, 2008, 12:30:53 AM
Your hair=BOO!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: ThatBlueDinosaurGuy on August 03, 2008, 12:36:25 AM
Gutter trash!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: explosive_artist on August 03, 2008, 09:21:43 PM
you smell funny
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: ThatBlueDinosaurGuy on August 04, 2008, 12:46:03 AM
Baka Gaijin!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: G.I.R on August 04, 2008, 01:14:01 AM
You are the epitome if "Epic Fail"
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: explosive_artist on August 04, 2008, 01:29:30 AM
you're the reason for global warming
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: XpHoBiaX on August 06, 2008, 11:49:04 PM
You're a shame to your face!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: explosive_artist on August 06, 2008, 11:56:04 PM
you pompous twit!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on August 10, 2008, 12:51:50 AM
You are a generally disagreeable person!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on September 24, 2008, 12:26:32 PM
You basket-cockled inchworm I challenge you to a duel!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on September 24, 2008, 12:53:00 PM
I wouldst acquiest that request, on the notion that you were not the byproduct of a hampster and a refuse pile's mating habits!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Mister_E on September 24, 2008, 01:00:15 PM
You smell like old banana Muffins.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on September 24, 2008, 01:26:08 PM
You're lame!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: explosive_artist on September 24, 2008, 07:05:19 PM
you are worth nothing
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on September 24, 2008, 09:29:56 PM
you are worth nothing

You hath stricken my heart you liver-spotted kettle chip.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on September 25, 2008, 05:32:51 PM
may woodland creatures defficate on your grave!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Barnes on September 26, 2008, 01:58:32 AM
You are a loser
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on September 26, 2008, 05:31:43 PM
shooting you would only be a waste of a bullet.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 26, 2008, 10:59:12 PM
You're one ugly, knobby kneed, crosseyed, flee infested, pee stained, parasitic, crusty butt, scab lipped, scoundrel.

Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on September 26, 2008, 11:59:49 PM
You have no fashion sense you blind newt!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 27, 2008, 12:02:53 AM
Wot?! This comming from a slack-jaw ingrate who is dressed by their mom? I don't think so.

Oh, and you have ugly toes.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on September 27, 2008, 01:06:31 PM
Wot?! This comming from a slack-jaw ingrate who is dressed by their mom? I don't think so.

Oh, and you have ugly toes.

;_; My mommy says I'm cool. *runs off crying*
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: explosive_artist on September 27, 2008, 07:11:45 PM
you look like a moose
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on September 27, 2008, 07:29:57 PM
You waddle like a retarded penguin.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: explosive_artist on September 28, 2008, 11:42:18 AM
you ARE a retarted penguin
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on September 28, 2008, 02:36:22 PM
You shut your mouth you lint licker.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: explosive_artist on September 28, 2008, 05:11:24 PM
you limey- you are like a grape pit, and no one likes those >:(
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on September 28, 2008, 05:15:45 PM
You're a grapefruit.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: explosive_artist on September 28, 2008, 05:18:56 PM
you're a durian, top that!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on September 28, 2008, 05:28:25 PM
You're a stalk of asparagus!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: explosive_artist on September 28, 2008, 05:31:55 PM
*gasp* You're an onion.............IUNCOOKED!!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on September 28, 2008, 05:35:24 PM
I for one am fond of that layered vegetable, you... you... stupid head!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: explosive_artist on September 28, 2008, 05:37:32 PM
*gasp again with hand on chest* oh! you are, I challenge you to a pillow fight in pajamas!! and you are a rotten apple that fell way off the tree!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on September 28, 2008, 05:43:11 PM
*slaps with glove* I accept your duel good sir. And with that I shall insult you a second time you tart faced swamp rat.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: explosive_artist on September 28, 2008, 05:46:05 PM
*knocks head with pillow* you reek of failure
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on September 28, 2008, 06:14:53 PM
*spins around smashing a pillow against you in an epic manner* I'd rather smell a rotting skunk than you!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: explosive_artist on September 28, 2008, 06:17:41 PM
Used a rapid firing pillow machine gun* I'd rather jump in sewage and walk through the town than smell like you
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on September 28, 2008, 06:23:09 PM
*launches pillow a-bomb* You look like a platypus and a zebra mated.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: explosive_artist on September 28, 2008, 06:34:24 PM
*fires his pillow lazor!!* You are the result of a cloning gone wrong
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on September 28, 2008, 06:39:32 PM
*throws emo pillows (pillows made our of razors)* You were created while God was drunk!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: explosive_artist on September 28, 2008, 06:44:19 PM
ouch! *uses super shoe kick, and sent pillow to da face!* YOu are......A dimwitt!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on September 28, 2008, 06:52:14 PM
*falls over* That's not very nice you ditch digging zombie chicken.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: explosive_artist on September 28, 2008, 07:46:30 PM
Life isn't nice you flower picking pansy
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on September 28, 2008, 09:44:59 PM
I'm a pansy? Look who's talking you dress wearing spork lover!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: explosive_artist on September 28, 2008, 11:06:20 PM
Augh! thats it! *takes off ear-rings* you are such a doofus that.........you're..............you're...........A HUGE DOOFUS!!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on September 28, 2008, 11:59:17 PM
you son of a silly person!I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elder-berries. now go away or i shall be forced to taunt you a second time!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on September 29, 2008, 11:51:14 AM
you son of a silly person!I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elder-berries. now go away or i shall be forced to taunt you a second time!

How dare you plagiarize the insult I stole from Monty Python you great ball of shrimp dung.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on September 29, 2008, 02:17:11 PM
you son of a silly person!I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elder-berries. now go away or i shall be forced to taunt you a second time!

How dare you plagiarize the insult I stole from Monty Python you great ball of shrimp dung.
atleast i didnt have to use Copy/Paste, you steaming bag of rotten lemon peels!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: explosive_artist on September 29, 2008, 06:07:18 PM
you son of a silly person!I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elder-berries. now go away or i shall be forced to taunt you a second time!

How dare you plagiarize the insult I stole from Monty Python you great ball of shrimp dung.
atleast i didnt have to use Copy/Paste, you steaming bag of rotten lemon peels!

Since when did you have the right to interrupted our duel you saggy marshmellow grandpa?!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on September 29, 2008, 06:57:47 PM
Hey you annoying rat-fink lobster craw, don't yell at that lipstick murderer!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: explosive_artist on September 30, 2008, 09:42:24 PM
Don't boss me around you ingorant, feculant moron
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on October 01, 2008, 08:04:27 PM
Don't boss me around you ingorant, feculant moron

What is that? I thought I heard a pikmin whining that they need to be bossed around.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: questionette on October 02, 2008, 08:59:40 PM
You make Palin look like a genius
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on October 02, 2008, 10:05:55 PM
And this is coming from a girl who has less sex appeal than Sylvester Stallone?
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Barnes on October 04, 2008, 02:02:31 AM
You're a moron, and there is your wife..........  ;D
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on October 05, 2008, 06:04:32 PM
You can't even put together a proper insult!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Barnes on October 05, 2008, 10:49:28 PM
Your mom is an insult  :D
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: FanFicGuru on October 05, 2008, 10:51:42 PM
Your mom is an insult  :D

...

You played Superman 64...and enjoyed it.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on October 05, 2008, 10:52:57 PM
Shut up you emo.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: G.I.R on November 27, 2008, 12:56:10 PM
You actually believe that the Smurfs are the "Blue man Group".
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on November 27, 2008, 09:20:15 PM
You play Brawl like a GIRL!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: L3sli3_Lov3s_Chu on November 27, 2008, 10:00:33 PM
You LOOK like a GIRL.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on November 27, 2008, 10:13:27 PM
not since my haircut, you delapidated husk of a human being!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: L3sli3_Lov3s_Chu on November 27, 2008, 10:26:44 PM
Your mother is the only one who loves you, muffinmuncher!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on November 27, 2008, 10:29:11 PM
Sir, i choose not to waste any more of my precious time squabbling with... wait, you are a female? sorry...
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: L3sli3_Lov3s_Chu on November 27, 2008, 10:33:13 PM
You monkey-mateing banana sucker.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: venka21 on November 28, 2008, 12:10:52 PM
WHY DON'T YOU GO STEP IN CAT CRAP!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: L3sli3_Lov3s_Chu on November 28, 2008, 03:16:19 PM
Cause thats your job, smurf-head!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gatsby on December 01, 2008, 12:29:12 PM
I'd sooner date treeman than dine with you.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Barnes on December 01, 2008, 10:14:44 PM
Treeman wouldn't date you, loser!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: L3sli3_Lov3s_Chu on December 01, 2008, 10:25:27 PM
Bootyscratcher. >;]
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: G.I.R on December 01, 2008, 11:28:44 PM
Mouldy mildew, mother of mouthmuck, dangle and strangle and death!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on April 22, 2009, 04:04:13 PM
You prefer Zorbees to Shamwow.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on April 22, 2009, 06:57:28 PM
anyone who would resurect this thread deserves to have his liver taken out with a spoon.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on April 22, 2009, 07:03:16 PM
I hope someone braids your mohawk into cute little pony tails... each held together with little butterfly clips...and then its all coated in super glue and glitter.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on April 25, 2009, 05:57:01 PM
Nobody wants to insult me? That's.....that's kinda awesome.  :)
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on April 25, 2009, 06:14:34 PM
no-one wanted to waste the effort you scum sucking bottom dweller!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: BumbleB on April 25, 2009, 08:22:04 PM
no one wants to waste there effort on a filler character.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on April 25, 2009, 10:35:47 PM
to quote a song i'm quite fond of...

Short people got... short people got... no reason to liiiiiveee.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: BumbleB on April 25, 2009, 10:37:34 PM
Only people like my 7 year sister know that song. >:P
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Barnes on April 26, 2009, 01:24:43 PM
Your sister is smarter than you, ya dummy.  :P
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: BumbleB on April 26, 2009, 05:54:37 PM
some one with over 5000 posts has no life. NOOOO LIIIIIFFFEEEEE.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on April 26, 2009, 07:36:48 PM
Hi! My name is BumbleB..and I go to lame school raves and I LLOOOOOOOVVVEEEE Miley Cyruz so much that I hope she turns lesbo!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: BumbleB on April 26, 2009, 07:44:19 PM
liquid and snake are gonna be in a Yaoi movie when he is supposed to be at work
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on April 26, 2009, 07:46:05 PM
Adores Yuri.... With Yoko and Rukia.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: BumbleB on April 26, 2009, 07:52:51 PM
Is going to crossdress as Sakura and Sailor moon

Adores Yuri.... With Yoko and Rukia.
Ah God. I'm scarred for life why did you have to say that. EWWWW *pukes* I'm only an IchiRuki fan!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on April 26, 2009, 08:23:05 PM
Is going to crossdress as Sasuke and Tuxedo Mask.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: BumbleB on April 26, 2009, 08:27:23 PM
Is going to crossdress as Sasuke and Tuxedo Mask.
There is a lot of Sasuke crossdressers it isn't that bad... but Tuxedo Mask - NO

Good old fashion one but longer

Ur mom's mom's monkey's friend's second cousin's aunt's uncle's monkey's uncle
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on April 26, 2009, 08:46:21 PM
I'm rubber and you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. *instant win*
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: BumbleB on April 26, 2009, 08:50:23 PM
The Longest Damn Insult In The World!

12/06 2002 - This very handy insult was originally (at least as far as I know) published at www.krazylarry.com/longinsult.html. Imagine to receive one of these...
 
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

That's just the first paragraph
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on April 26, 2009, 09:05:55 PM
(Your link doesn't work?)

Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!

http://www.thejokeyard.com/your_momma_jokes/your_momma_jokes_01.html (http://www.thejokeyard.com/your_momma_jokes/your_momma_jokes_01.html)

Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: BumbleB on April 27, 2009, 03:10:52 PM
YOUR MOM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0DoPJAb5Bw
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on April 27, 2009, 04:03:57 PM
You suck.  >:(
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: BumbleB on April 27, 2009, 05:30:19 PM
Your a n00b.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on April 27, 2009, 10:09:56 PM
Your mom goes to college!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: BumbleB on April 27, 2009, 10:38:13 PM
Your mom goes to college!
0.o she does actually. (for her English)

YOUR mom's in Elementary school!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on April 27, 2009, 10:50:59 PM
You're so challenged...that even your finger painting sucks!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: BumbleB on April 27, 2009, 10:55:40 PM
You FAIL at SSBB
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on April 28, 2009, 02:23:06 AM
You got your glowsticks taken away at the Rave cause you sucked so badly with them that you were hitting people.



You FAIL at SSBB

How'd you know?
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Barnes on April 28, 2009, 06:27:35 PM
You're just like Tyler from T.D.I.: you fail at sports

Quote
Adores Yuri.... With Yoko and Rukia.

 :D Awesome
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on April 28, 2009, 08:28:49 PM
I don't know what TDI is, therefore you fail.  >:(
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Barnes on April 28, 2009, 09:11:29 PM
Expand your pop culture horizons, ya noob!  :D
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on April 28, 2009, 09:42:25 PM
Like more popular stuff, NERD!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: G.I.R on May 07, 2009, 01:00:34 PM
You have a great face                ... for Radio.




(got to love the Back handed compliment!)
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on May 07, 2009, 04:41:09 PM
You have a very unique voice. You should try out for a Rosanne sound alike contest.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: G.I.R on May 09, 2009, 01:03:17 AM
May you be the subject of a segment on TMZ                        .. Every day next week!


(or was that more of a curse?)
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on May 09, 2009, 12:03:47 PM
You consider Gekido your BFF.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Gekido 87 on May 09, 2009, 12:23:54 PM
Ouch*

You had an affair with Soldius Snake because you were jealous Big Man had an eye for Solid.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Barnes on May 09, 2009, 05:35:57 PM
You deserve your despair.
HA-HA!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on May 10, 2009, 05:32:38 PM
Yoko would rather marry a Pigmole than date you!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Barnes on May 10, 2009, 08:06:56 PM
Yoko would rather marry a Pigmole than date you!

That's pretty good, but you fail at everything else!  :P
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: BumbleB on May 10, 2009, 09:06:16 PM
ur mom's so hairy u forgot to wish her a happy mother day! (corny)
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on May 12, 2009, 12:05:04 PM
You like lame high school raves and their lame music.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: BumbleB on May 12, 2009, 02:48:18 PM
UR a pigsniffing orphan in a crab shack
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on May 12, 2009, 04:13:26 PM
You're a crabsniffing pig in an orphan shack.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on May 12, 2009, 11:54:48 PM
You tried to run Vista on a Macbook!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on May 13, 2009, 12:36:21 AM
You tried to run Vista on a PC! (Trust me, that's a worse insult.)  :D
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on May 13, 2009, 12:37:58 AM
FAIL

I AM running vista. and it works!


you thought a cardboard box was an acceptable disguise on an iniltration mission!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on May 13, 2009, 12:44:05 AM
I AM running vista. and it works!

Epic Fail.

*Had to learn how to hack his brothers Vista OS in order for Vista to allow him to connect to the wireless internet at the house*

You keep three day old meat in the fridge...and it just sits there. And nobody eats it. What a waste...... There are kids starving in Ethiopia.  :(
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: narutofan17 on May 14, 2009, 03:34:10 PM
I thinks time to change your box Liquid, it's startin to smell
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on May 14, 2009, 03:43:15 PM
You are pretty lame. Reason: You couldn't even be a #1 Naruto Fan. You didn't even make #2. Or 3,4,5,6,7,8,9 or even 10. No, you are 17th. How pitiful is that?
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: narutofan17 on May 14, 2009, 03:54:00 PM
The only Liquid you know of is the liquid you drink...from the toilet.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on May 14, 2009, 04:14:46 PM
You look more like a black Rock Lee, then Jiraiya.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: narutofan17 on May 14, 2009, 07:23:52 PM
Well at least I'm fast enough to get by the enemy and not have to use a cardboard box to do so
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: LakuriSyaoran on May 14, 2009, 08:58:08 PM
you son of a shoopuf! XD
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on May 14, 2009, 09:01:35 PM
lolJaitbait.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: narutofan17 on May 15, 2009, 10:37:10 AM
Outdated gunslinger
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on May 15, 2009, 12:21:10 PM
Pokeman wannabe.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: michiko nakano on August 18, 2009, 01:22:15 PM
I taught your girlfriend that thing you like.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on August 18, 2009, 02:33:48 PM
I only say I like it... It's actually terrible...and now I blame you.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: michiko nakano on August 18, 2009, 03:08:26 PM
If she closes her eyes when she kisses you... it's because she can't stand your face.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on August 18, 2009, 03:13:44 PM
You last boyfriend was actually gay. He only dated you because you looked like a dude.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: michiko nakano on August 18, 2009, 03:19:36 PM
your girlfriend hates your deoderant
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on August 18, 2009, 03:22:04 PM
Your current boyfriend thinks you should shower more often.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: michiko nakano on August 18, 2009, 03:35:51 PM
I don't have a boyfriend, and if I did, we'd shower together. 

six people flipped you off today but you didn't see them.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on August 18, 2009, 03:46:02 PM
You were adopted.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: michiko nakano on August 18, 2009, 03:46:46 PM
you are infertile
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on August 18, 2009, 03:53:36 PM
Your mother is a Hamster and your father smells of Elderberries.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: michiko nakano on August 18, 2009, 04:06:45 PM
Thou art a babbling, guts-griping maggot pie!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Jerry on August 18, 2009, 04:31:57 PM
Your Jiffy pop bag doesnt inflate when you cook it.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on August 18, 2009, 04:52:33 PM
I cannot pick you out of a crowd of a similar ethnicity.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: michiko nakano on August 18, 2009, 05:10:42 PM
you can't post pictures of yourself because you told all your internet friends that you were hot!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on August 18, 2009, 05:21:11 PM
You thoroughly enjoy country music!

you can't post pictures of yourself because you told all your internet friends that you were hot!

(I did, if you dig deep enough in the current member's picture thread. Although, I should probably post some newer ones.)

EDIT: I was mistaken. I think they are in one of the Fanime 2009 pic threads someplace.

Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: michiko nakano on August 19, 2009, 08:09:32 PM
your fingernails are dirty!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Jerry on August 20, 2009, 09:06:23 AM
your drapes don't match the carpet.  ???
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: michiko nakano on August 20, 2009, 02:15:56 PM
your arm waves back at you
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Barnes on August 20, 2009, 04:20:39 PM
Repeat insult:
You play ball like a wimp!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on August 20, 2009, 04:37:20 PM
You cried during Titanic!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on August 20, 2009, 04:39:30 PM
you enjoyed the hannah montana movie!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on August 20, 2009, 05:11:09 PM
You enjoy looking at the Jonas Brothers more than Miley Cyruz.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Barnes on August 20, 2009, 05:12:31 PM
You evil homophobe! XD
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on August 20, 2009, 05:15:30 PM
You knit sweaters in your spare time.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Barnes on August 20, 2009, 05:21:17 PM
All the better to help me build up my wrists strength to help me punch you, ya weakling! (Got that from Recess to some extent)
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on August 20, 2009, 05:54:25 PM
We all know you build wrist strength in other ways.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: michiko nakano on August 20, 2009, 06:07:06 PM
we all know you only last eight seconds
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on August 20, 2009, 06:11:50 PM
Sadly, that was the best eight seconds of your entire life.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: michiko nakano on August 20, 2009, 06:13:00 PM
until i met your best friend
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on August 20, 2009, 06:14:03 PM
My best friend is your mom.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on August 20, 2009, 07:04:34 PM
you know that thing you dream about? your sister's hot friend actually does it. just not with you. ever.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: michiko nakano on August 20, 2009, 08:31:35 PM
because her imagination can't change the way you look
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Jerry on August 21, 2009, 08:21:53 AM
you thru out all the M&M's with w's on them.  ???
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: explosive_artist on August 21, 2009, 08:27:57 AM
You make sea pigs look pretty
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on August 21, 2009, 01:09:46 PM
You are one of the sea pigs that Jerry made to look pretty. You wear a dress and you have makeup on.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on August 21, 2009, 09:36:26 PM
you died on the first mission of Metal Gear Solid.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Barnes on August 22, 2009, 05:08:39 PM
You're too dumb to jump over the first Goomba.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: ELDEMONIO on August 22, 2009, 08:47:16 PM
You smell.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Jerry on August 23, 2009, 10:56:49 AM
You PUSH, when the sign says PULL.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: michiko nakano on August 23, 2009, 01:34:06 PM
you give in to peer pressure
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: explosive_artist on August 23, 2009, 05:29:57 PM
You, are disgusting. ooooooooooooooh
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on August 23, 2009, 09:48:07 PM
you suffer from premature detonations!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on August 24, 2009, 12:12:36 PM
You suffer from the shooting blanks syndrome.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: explosive_artist on August 29, 2009, 08:21:27 PM
you smell  funny
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on August 31, 2009, 10:28:37 AM
You love to listen to the Jonas Brothers and have a crush on Nick.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: explosive_artist on August 31, 2009, 11:32:29 PM
No!!!!(it was on joe) You have a mud-face and no education! mmmmhmmm
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Barnes on September 01, 2009, 01:12:21 AM
Get lost, ya elitist!  :P
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on September 01, 2009, 09:47:32 AM
If you had a girlfriend... you wouldn't even know what to do with her.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: michiko nakano on September 06, 2009, 09:33:37 PM
because he learned it all from you
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 07, 2009, 12:28:58 PM
You bed wetter!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: michiko nakano on September 07, 2009, 12:39:05 PM
you wet dreamer!!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 07, 2009, 04:20:22 PM
Your make-up is more frightening then IT the clown.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: michiko nakano on September 07, 2009, 05:27:29 PM
You faint at the sight of blood!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 07, 2009, 10:02:10 PM
Your sense of direction is worst then a blind man.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: michiko nakano on September 07, 2009, 10:36:26 PM
your blood tastes horrible!!!!!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 07, 2009, 11:58:16 PM
your blood tastes horrible!!!!!

^ Should be because of all sorts of energy drinks I drank.

You give love a bad name!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Barnes on September 08, 2009, 01:51:21 AM
You're more stuck in the 1980s than I am. Get with the times, man!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: michiko nakano on September 08, 2009, 11:54:10 AM
you're AMERICAN!!!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Barnes on September 08, 2009, 12:04:17 PM
Yeah, I have more freedom than you, ya communist!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: michiko nakano on September 08, 2009, 12:11:02 PM
I have more nukes than you!!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on September 09, 2009, 04:27:20 PM
Farting does not classify as nuking.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on September 13, 2009, 11:12:32 PM
you get drunk off half a wine cooler!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on September 14, 2009, 12:48:24 PM
You get drunk off of non-alcoholic beer.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on October 05, 2009, 12:22:08 PM
You are too awesome! >:(
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on October 05, 2009, 03:05:30 PM
YOU USE A WIRELESS KEYBOARD WITH YOUR LAPTOP!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on October 05, 2009, 03:11:15 PM
You use a laptop!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on October 05, 2009, 03:16:16 PM
Your MOM is a laptop!
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on October 05, 2009, 03:28:01 PM
Your power cord for your laptop isn't working because you overloaded it by trying to use it for the device that blows up your girlfriend.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: michiko nakano on October 05, 2009, 07:22:02 PM
by the way, some drunk guy used your inflatable girlfriend last night. 
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on October 05, 2009, 10:48:33 PM
You are a newb.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Runewitt on October 05, 2009, 11:23:36 PM
You suck at Halo.
Title: Re: INSULTS
Post by: Liquid on October 06, 2009, 09:33:01 AM
You never beat the original Super Mario Bros game.