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Title: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 07, 2007, 09:07:45 AM
This is a fun game and similar to corrupt a wish.

EX.
Q.Why is Fanime so far away?
*Next poster*
A. Because the organizers hate us.

So let's begin.


Why does Kingdom Hearts control my soul?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 07, 2007, 09:10:09 AM
Because you has no life.

Why do I want to sleep right now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 07, 2007, 09:18:01 AM
Because you didn't get enough sleep.

Why is the sky blue?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 07, 2007, 09:33:35 AM
Because it wants to be.

Is there a forum?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 07, 2007, 10:45:26 AM
No, you're just posting in your mind.

Why is anime awesome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 07, 2007, 10:58:24 AM
It's in it's DNA to be awesome

Why do the potter puppet pals go "BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!" ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on December 07, 2007, 12:01:47 PM
Underwear.

How stupid should a question be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 07, 2007, 01:04:58 PM
on a scale of 1 to 10 it should be a ?

What am I supposed to be doing right now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinsengumi on December 07, 2007, 02:42:04 PM
Be lazy  :D

what happen if I sleep right now ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 07, 2007, 03:51:05 PM
You pull a rip van winkle and fall asleep for 100 years.

Why are rainbows so colorful? (lol  :D almost wrote comfortable :D )
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 07, 2007, 06:03:02 PM
To distract you from the elves who steal one of your socks from the laundry.

Why is milk tasty?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: punk_parfait on December 07, 2007, 07:20:08 PM
Because you enjoy bovine lactation a bit more than you should.

Why is the world round?  ???

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 07, 2007, 08:18:14 PM
It's not they just want us to believe it is.

Why can't people fly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: KawaiiAngel on December 07, 2007, 09:34:45 PM
Because gravity hates people

Why are video taped injuries often funny?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 07, 2007, 09:46:31 PM
Because we enjoy their stupidity.

Why do people enjoy guro? *shivers*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on December 08, 2007, 12:26:30 AM
Ragu.

Did you see it Goroh? Did you see my power?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 08, 2007, 07:58:54 PM
No, you have no power.

Why do my meds make me mean sometimes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on December 08, 2007, 08:06:32 PM
you're taking the wrong pills.

why cant i get a full swing on my odachi in my bedroom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 08, 2007, 08:22:08 PM
Your room is too small.

Why does my stomach hurt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on December 08, 2007, 09:24:59 PM
you eatted the bad cookie.


if there are no pirates here, why is the rum still gone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 09, 2007, 09:58:31 PM
There never was rum in the first place!

Why must weekends be so short?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Glitch on December 10, 2007, 09:06:44 AM
Because weekends were made in the lord's image.(the lord is actually a dwarf.)

Why don't ninjas run fanime?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 10, 2007, 09:39:49 AM
We'd never find Fanime then.

Why hasn't K&K4ever been on?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 10, 2007, 02:56:46 PM
I've been buissy plotting to take over the world!

Why are kitties soooooooooooooo cute?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 10, 2007, 03:03:32 PM
Because they're trying to deceive us with their innocent cuteness so they can take over the world by surprise.

Why hasn't KotOR III been announced yet? >_<
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Mal the Pirate on December 10, 2007, 05:21:40 PM
Because George Lucas has the runs.

What's the best way to kill a ninja?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on December 10, 2007, 11:50:00 PM
wait for it to die of old age.


whats the best way to kill a pirate?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Mal the Pirate on December 10, 2007, 11:54:51 PM
Non alcoholic Rum.

Is slightly ticked cow disease more dangerous than mad cow disease?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 11, 2007, 08:17:36 AM
Only if it has a gun

why do my fingernails grow so long?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BrightHeart76 on December 11, 2007, 09:27:09 PM
Because you're slowly turning into a kitty, and those are really your claws.

Why can't I take off the winter and work during the summer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Mal the Pirate on December 11, 2007, 10:28:10 PM
Heat stroke.

Where is the nearest bathroom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on December 11, 2007, 11:51:57 PM
You're screwed.

Why did Justin only get 2nd place in Marvel at EVO World this year?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 12, 2007, 09:21:21 AM
Because someone stuffed the ballet box

Why do some people have to be such jerks?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Glitch on December 12, 2007, 01:10:19 PM
Because it's in relation to the size of their private parts.

Why did AnimeExpo execute order 66?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Mal the Pirate on December 12, 2007, 02:55:20 PM
Because Taco Bell called them first.

Where would the final battle between Pirates and Ninjas take place?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 12, 2007, 08:02:16 PM
Wherever you're not.

Why must the writer's strike interfere with LOST?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Mal the Pirate on December 12, 2007, 08:03:50 PM
Because it interferes with the office, which is an even better show.

Where oh where has my little dog gone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 12, 2007, 08:20:40 PM
Got hit by a car.

Why are finals so stressful!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Mal the Pirate on December 12, 2007, 08:25:52 PM
To weed out the weak minded.

Why are pickle jars so hard to open?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 12, 2007, 08:38:31 PM
YOu're weak.

Why are anime girls cute?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Mal the Pirate on December 12, 2007, 08:40:03 PM
Sparkly eyes.

Why is Kingdom Hearts so awesome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 12, 2007, 09:37:39 PM
Subliminal messages are programmed to make it so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on December 12, 2007, 11:49:10 PM
Where did your question go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on December 13, 2007, 01:02:07 AM
i eated it.

how can i make exploding tacos?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 13, 2007, 08:47:00 AM
By using the "911 chicken challenge" sauce.

Can I go to sleep now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 13, 2007, 09:15:41 PM
No I torched your bed. sowwies.

Why must Kingdom Hearts 2 FM not be in English (yet?)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 13, 2007, 09:36:00 PM
Because the high bidder is ForKids intertainment

Why is sushi so good?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 13, 2007, 09:38:44 PM
They put an addictive chemical in it so it makes you crave it fortnightly.

Why must my internet service hate me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 13, 2007, 09:50:36 PM
Because you killed its Father. Prepare to die

Why isn't Maleficent more populare.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 13, 2007, 09:54:28 PM
Because she stole mah cookie.

Why does everyone love Axel?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 13, 2007, 09:57:03 PM
Because bad asses are the new black.

Why didn't they animate the Jinnchu Arc.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Mal the Pirate on December 13, 2007, 11:12:27 PM
Because i don't know what that is.

Why can't i come up with a better question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on December 13, 2007, 11:28:05 PM
because you drank all the rum.

wanna go ride bikes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Mal the Pirate on December 13, 2007, 11:34:41 PM
Only if you want to crash.

Are you gonna hurt me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on December 13, 2007, 11:52:33 PM
only if you drink my rum without asking.

why are december power bills the most expensive?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Mal the Pirate on December 14, 2007, 08:38:50 PM
Santa needs his cut.

why does my hand hurt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 14, 2007, 10:02:55 PM
Innuendo. >_>

Why was the internets invented?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Mal the Pirate on December 14, 2007, 10:13:59 PM
Innuendo.  :P

Why is it that chicken tastes like everything?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on December 15, 2007, 10:16:27 PM
cross breeding.

i can has cheezburgr?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Mal the Pirate on December 15, 2007, 11:27:06 PM
Meow.

Why is this question so stupid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 15, 2007, 11:42:15 PM
YOu thought of it. (Kidding)

Why did I clean my room?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Mal the Pirate on December 15, 2007, 11:44:38 PM
To make it dirty again.

When should I go to bed?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 15, 2007, 11:46:08 PM
When you fall asleep duh.

Why are these forums addicting?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Mal the Pirate on December 15, 2007, 11:47:05 PM
The Shmexy color scheme.

Why do I have a headache?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 15, 2007, 11:48:45 PM
Evil invisible elves are kicking you.

Why must I do my senior project?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Mal the Pirate on December 15, 2007, 11:49:34 PM
Because you're a Junior.

Why do I know you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 15, 2007, 11:52:38 PM
We had algebra II together.

Why is it already December?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Mal the Pirate on December 15, 2007, 11:53:37 PM
Because time stops for no man... or Otaku.

 :-X WTF IS THIS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 15, 2007, 11:58:01 PM
Madness.

Why didn't the Spartans win?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Mal the Pirate on December 16, 2007, 12:00:45 AM
Because martyrdom is more badass.

what is the stupidest thing you've never done?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on December 16, 2007, 12:03:03 AM
Thing

Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 16, 2007, 12:05:58 AM
You must traverse to the end of the internets.

What are platypuses anyway?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Mal the Pirate on December 16, 2007, 12:06:50 AM
Cats on a plate.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unleaden swallow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 16, 2007, 12:09:40 AM
As fast as it takes for a cat to catch it.

Why must I be tired?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Mal the Pirate on December 16, 2007, 12:10:40 AM
To preserve the balance.

What was that a reference to, in my head?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on December 16, 2007, 12:29:56 AM
monty python.


What is your quest?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Mal the Pirate on December 16, 2007, 12:44:16 AM
blue. No... YELLOW!

Where did it go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 16, 2007, 09:29:05 PM
Down the drain.

Why must friends always be depressed?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Mal the Pirate on December 16, 2007, 11:36:34 PM
Because she's emo.

Should I stay or should I go now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 17, 2007, 08:14:41 AM
Both

Why dose my printer suck?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 17, 2007, 08:45:35 PM
It is part of Skynet.

Why must feelings of love cloud our perception of reality?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 17, 2007, 09:36:31 PM
We can't see past the little hearts that spring from our chest.

why do cats scratch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 17, 2007, 10:30:11 PM
They have claws.

Why are government text books boooooooooooring?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 18, 2007, 09:06:41 AM
The text book authors get together and try to figure out how make it as boring as possible.

Why do I have to wake up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 18, 2007, 09:08:06 AM
You wouldn't post on the forums if you didn't.

Should I play the sims 2 in class?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 18, 2007, 09:22:07 AM
NO, YOU'LL GET A BAD GRADE (seriously, this happened to one of my classmates)

Where did my question go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 18, 2007, 10:05:39 AM
Where is your question good lady?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 18, 2007, 10:12:25 AM
It went on vacation.

Why are some people so tall?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 18, 2007, 10:20:09 AM
They aren't you're just short.

Why does the flying spaghetti monster show such awesomeness?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 18, 2007, 10:22:41 AM
Because it has a flying spaghetti monster

Why did Psyconauts do so bad?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Glitch on December 21, 2007, 09:16:03 AM
*in old japanese man voice;* It did very poorly because it did not study hard enough.

Why am I too beautiful?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 21, 2007, 09:56:01 AM
Because you are the master of illusion. :P

Why are my nails so long?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on December 23, 2007, 02:11:33 AM
you dont know how to cut them.


who'd win in a fight, a drunken ninja or a drunken pirate?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Polaris3C on December 23, 2007, 04:24:42 AM
Both. Drunk ninja pirates with bottles of win?

If I throw a penny into a fountain, would a wish come true?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Kazuko on December 23, 2007, 10:41:37 PM
no but you would be killing the poor fish in there =|

Why do women have such bad camel toe
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jerry on December 23, 2007, 11:25:29 PM
because roast beef makes me think of sandwiches.

Why do you have to kiss under the mistletoe ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: yumicchi88 on December 24, 2007, 12:58:17 AM
because you're drinking it in your dreams.


what happens when you watch 5 hours of anime?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: _Rena_ on December 24, 2007, 01:06:10 PM
5 Hours of Anime causes your braincells to interact with actual scenes in reality that might just happen 5 minutes later!

What if somebody make a 2 girls and 1 wheelchair?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on December 24, 2007, 02:02:34 PM
Ernest and grass.

How do I get this Metroid off of me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: _Rena_ on December 25, 2007, 12:15:21 PM
Just stop and think about it then something might bound to happen.

How many eggz do I have?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 26, 2007, 01:50:32 PM
as many os the carton holds

why do I whare a hat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on December 27, 2007, 12:25:06 AM
Cause you don't.

How you doing?
How you doing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jerry on December 27, 2007, 01:32:50 PM
I think I remember him, was some gimmick for a McDonald's commercial right?

I wonder what ever happen to that Guy?
Did he become the Verizon Wireless guy?
(He repeats himself all the time too.)

Can you hear me now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 27, 2007, 02:47:01 PM
No, but I can read you now :P

Why can't I train my cats?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: _Rena_ on December 27, 2007, 04:40:18 PM
Because they trained themselves! D:

Why is a sandwich the easiest thing to make?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 27, 2007, 04:43:41 PM
Because it was invented by Pyramid head (random I know, sorry)

Why do I feel so random?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on December 28, 2007, 01:45:12 AM
Catturday law demands it.

i can has shiney thing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 28, 2007, 01:51:08 PM
No, but you can has Cheeseburger

Why are there so few smilies on this fourum?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Makou on December 30, 2007, 12:43:46 AM
Because smilies are an indication of emotions and we don't have emotions here.

Why does the isn't Hatsune Miko real?
(In case you don't know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqFmtKGsKXc )
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Otaku_Princess on December 30, 2007, 01:14:08 AM
I...don't know?

Does that count as a question too? lol
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: yumicchi88 on December 30, 2007, 10:14:35 AM
if you see a "?" at the end of the sentence, everything is a question!

Why don't people dye their hair to get themselves close to the anime characters in Anime Live Actions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 30, 2007, 06:36:17 PM
Because they like the feel of wigs itching their scalp.

Why do I like to eat gyros?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: KawaiiAngel on December 30, 2007, 10:33:08 PM
Because they have greek man sweat in them  ;-)

why are models so thin?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on December 30, 2007, 10:43:41 PM
it saves on the film they need to take pictures of them.

why cant i find Hellsing book 2 anywhere i look?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Mal the Pirate on December 30, 2007, 11:23:21 PM
Parallel Worlds.

O Rly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on January 01, 2008, 06:02:18 PM
JA RLY!

why is the rum gone, again?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on January 01, 2008, 11:40:33 PM
Hey Homer, BURP!

Does Dr. BaldHead?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on January 02, 2008, 08:32:35 AM
He's coming toward you with Scissors

Why do I feel like murdering my computer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: _Rena_ on January 02, 2008, 11:16:38 PM
Because Computers love to eat Trojans!

Does it matter if I eat another bag of chips?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on January 03, 2008, 07:41:15 AM
No, but it matters if you eat the poison dip next to them.

Why do I have to go to school today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on January 03, 2008, 12:24:40 PM
Alice Cooper

Is it hot in here or is it me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: _Rena_ on January 04, 2008, 12:45:30 AM
It's just you because your head IS ON FIRE BABY!

How do i know if i'm not dreaming right now? o.O
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on January 04, 2008, 07:58:08 AM
get scratched by a kitty, if it hurts you're not dreaming.

Why didn't the storm wait?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Otaku_Princess on January 05, 2008, 02:20:02 PM
Because mother nature hates up all.

Why did the snail cross the road?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on January 05, 2008, 06:33:53 PM
To get run over by an SUV

Why doesn't my town have an art store? (seriously, we need one BAD)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Otaku_Princess on January 05, 2008, 06:36:12 PM
Because people are meanies. DX

Why isn't our Taco Bell built yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on January 05, 2008, 07:01:01 PM
Because we live the authentic stuff

Is it weird that I feel like a bobble head?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Otaku_Princess on January 05, 2008, 07:12:30 PM
No it's perfectly normal. XD

When cant I stay awake forever without being tired?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on January 06, 2008, 08:04:19 PM
Drink three tons of camamial tea and you'll sleep for so long that when you wake up, you will not have to sleep for the rest of your life.

Am I missing a puzzle piece?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on January 08, 2008, 11:20:20 PM
no. it's in your other pants. always in your other pants.

y cant i not has cheezburgr?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on January 08, 2008, 11:47:49 PM
Cause I don't like leet/whatever.

What have I,
What have I,
What have I done to deserve this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on January 09, 2008, 12:13:27 AM
you have
you have
you have taken her cheesburger!

Why do I feel so dizzy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: XpHoBiaX on January 09, 2008, 09:08:03 PM
You put it in the dryer.

 Can I has wtvr maded u dzy pls?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on January 10, 2008, 09:12:55 AM
Drugs are bad m'kay.

Why haven't I been on in almost a month?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Mal the Pirate on January 11, 2008, 09:08:17 PM
You died.. but didn't know it, then you camed back to life and stole my ability to using proper grammar. You is jerks.


O rly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: XpHoBiaX on January 11, 2008, 09:41:41 PM
YARLY.

Why does that look a lot like 'yarly'?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on January 12, 2008, 12:54:53 AM
cause its CATTURDAY!

i can has catturday pix now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Heartbreak_despair on January 14, 2008, 03:37:36 AM
nope bc i ated them all

why do i feel the need to troll about?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on January 14, 2008, 09:02:33 PM
Because you need to lurk moar.

Why must creatures of the female species be difficult?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: mDuo13 on January 14, 2008, 11:17:53 PM
"Female" isn't a species, unless you're using that word in its Latin form, species (pronounced "spekky-ace"), whose definition is "type, kind, or appearance." By that definition, I would say that creatures of the female appearance are often rather the opposite of difficult (on the eyes, at least), and the female type is difficult only depending on the individual and the species (in the scientific sense). Specifically, the human species (homo sapiens sapiens, to be exact) is difficult regardless of whether or not the subject is a female.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Heartbreak_despair on January 15, 2008, 01:10:38 AM
you sir have failed to post a question :O

you broke all that was once sacred on this topic!! Now the very foundation of what was once set in such sturdy stone has given way


or i can just ignore it...

Is it weird that i both love and hate my job w. the passion of a thousand suns?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Tur713 on January 15, 2008, 01:13:27 AM
Depends on how old the suns are.

how i mine for fish?!!1
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Heartbreak_despair on January 15, 2008, 03:53:30 AM
by finding the fish ore deposit


huh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nanashi on January 15, 2008, 05:23:05 AM
Indeed.

How do I shot web?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on January 15, 2008, 05:36:05 AM
One does not simply shot web!

Why must I get my lazy sick self out of bed and go to school?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nanashi on January 15, 2008, 05:50:28 AM
Because, a mind is a terrible thing to waste, or something.

WHAT IS A MAN?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Heartbreak_despair on January 15, 2008, 11:34:53 AM
in b4 miserable pile of secrets etc.


So then?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Tur713 on January 15, 2008, 12:41:44 PM
Just that.

Now what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on January 15, 2008, 08:57:52 PM
You put your head between your knees and kiss your but good buy

Why is there so much drama?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Tur713 on January 15, 2008, 10:14:59 PM
Because if there weren't there wouldn't be drama.

Why is cement gray?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on January 15, 2008, 10:35:39 PM
Because it is set to gray scale and not RGB

Why are puzzles so mesmerizing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: red_thestrals on January 15, 2008, 11:18:53 PM
coz it is.

why is my left arm hurting like hell?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: rude32 on January 15, 2008, 11:34:29 PM
Because you thought by making it hurt, then the pain in your right arm would go away, which it didn't.

How do I ask someone out?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on January 15, 2008, 11:37:16 PM
Ask David Lee Roth.

Why did I miss the Van Halen show in San Jose last month?  :-[
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: rude32 on January 15, 2008, 11:40:39 PM
Because it isnt' the real Van Halen if Wolfgang Van Halen is playing bass, and not Michael Anthony.

What do you do with a B.A. in English?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on January 16, 2008, 12:00:25 AM
use it as stationary

why haven't I sees Paprika?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on January 16, 2008, 09:50:16 PM
Because it is all in your mind.

I herd you liek mudkips?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: rude32 on January 16, 2008, 09:56:21 PM
You heard wrong my friend.

Who wants to come over tomorrow and make me food, and clean my house?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on January 16, 2008, 10:09:30 PM
Do it yourself.

Why are AMVs so much fun to make?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Tur713 on January 16, 2008, 10:14:36 PM
Because if they weren't you wouldn't do them.

Why do pigeons only have one head?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on January 16, 2008, 10:21:41 PM
Why do we all have only one head?!

Can i has fun time nao?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Tur713 on January 16, 2008, 10:44:57 PM
You no can has fun time nao.

Is a zebra black with white or white with black?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: _Rena_ on January 17, 2008, 12:56:45 AM
Ask their long lost relative(Cow).

Can I has a carrot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on January 17, 2008, 01:08:48 AM
Only if you dig it out of the ground yourself.

Why do I have friends on both sides of the Drama at some cons?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: _Rena_ on January 17, 2008, 01:10:54 AM
Because it happens to a lot of people which it really fun. D:

Can I has a egg?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on January 17, 2008, 01:16:11 AM
Only if you lay them.

Why can't I sleep?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: _Rena_ on January 17, 2008, 01:17:43 AM
It's Because I'm here.

Can you give me eggs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on January 17, 2008, 02:00:05 AM
NO! You're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!

Mom, why don't you just get me a Pepsi please?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on January 17, 2008, 02:09:41 AM
Because! You're ON DRUGS!

Wothcer, Harry?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: red_thestrals on January 17, 2008, 06:33:51 PM
tonks. harrys not here...

why is the spork so useless?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on January 17, 2008, 10:44:16 PM
because you are not a true ninja, and do not know how to use it.

whats the difference between a doorknob and    ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on January 18, 2008, 11:43:00 PM
There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Who you gonna call?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: red_thestrals on January 20, 2008, 12:48:40 AM
the police

is it okay?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Tur713 on January 21, 2008, 02:18:44 AM
No, you can only look at it.

Do you have anything else like this in the back?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on January 21, 2008, 10:34:38 AM
If we did we would put it on the shelf.

Can I play in the snow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Tur713 on January 21, 2008, 10:36:21 AM
I don't know.

Can you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: rude32 on January 21, 2008, 10:46:23 AM
You can, only if the snow is yellow.

Why is the password so long?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on January 21, 2008, 11:21:30 AM
To protect against the hackers on steroids.

How do you uncorrupt lulz?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: red_thestrals on January 21, 2008, 04:42:33 PM
you cant... new law...

what time are you going home?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Tur713 on January 21, 2008, 05:41:31 PM
I'm already there.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: red_thestrals on January 21, 2008, 06:07:58 PM
your mom.

so thats it isn't it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: _Rena_ on January 21, 2008, 08:48:14 PM
OF COURSE NOT THERE'S A LOT MORE WHERE THIS CAME FROM! :D

Am I doing this right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Tur713 on January 21, 2008, 11:58:57 PM
NO! ...Yeees! Hahaha!

Do ya get it? Huh, huh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on January 23, 2008, 09:52:36 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No.

Can I has Lazy day?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Tur713 on January 24, 2008, 12:55:03 AM
Only if it's a Lazy Sunday.

Can I has a sleep nao?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on January 24, 2008, 02:33:42 AM
No, you have to finish a paper

Why do I stay up so late?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: _Rena_ on January 24, 2008, 06:34:58 PM
Because I'm here to keep you awake!

Am ah doo eng dis raht?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on January 24, 2008, 09:19:40 PM
YOUR DOING IT WRONG!

Why are puzzles so engaging?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on January 27, 2008, 03:43:30 PM
if they werent, they wouldnt stay together.

what button i push for bacon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: rude32 on January 27, 2008, 04:06:40 PM
The one that seems to be always out of your reach, no matter how much you grow.

How can you say I go about things the wrong way?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on January 27, 2008, 08:32:19 PM
This way "I is doing it wrong"

Why are kitties so cute? :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on January 27, 2008, 10:59:47 PM
"I've got a better idea. Let's....." OW!

Did I see the movie RoadHouse?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on January 27, 2008, 11:54:36 PM
You should know that.

Why doesn't Apple make a Vista compatible version of iTunes that's not full of computer killing bugs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on January 28, 2008, 12:12:10 AM
They're trying to kill the iPod

Why hasn't Aetus been updated?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 05, 2008, 07:18:36 PM
They want to drive people insane!

Why won't they make a second season of Elfen Lied?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 05, 2008, 07:56:32 PM
They're trying to get on your nerves

Why dose this take so long?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: rude32 on February 05, 2008, 10:25:53 PM
Because you're so slow.

Does he have a nerdy shirt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 06, 2008, 12:05:22 AM
No, but everyone else does.

When will the next chapter be up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 06, 2008, 11:51:46 AM
When hell freezes over.

Can it NOW be cookiez time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on February 07, 2008, 12:17:19 AM
Yesteryear

Who's Sammy Hagar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 07, 2008, 06:26:40 AM
An alien sent by Xenu.

Why must my muscle relaxants make me tired?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 07, 2008, 04:06:58 PM
They don't, you just took the wrong pill :-X

How will Tsubasa end? (and if you say in tears, I'll smack you)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 07, 2008, 04:08:47 PM
In tea... *gets smacked* Happily!

Is it nap time now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 07, 2008, 04:21:19 PM
No you still have a thousand page book report to finish

Why do I do lent?

In tea... *gets smacked* Happily!

I knew some one would do that ;)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: rude32 on February 07, 2008, 07:45:06 PM
Because you have nothing better to do.

Should I participate in lent, even though I am not a religous person?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 07, 2008, 08:28:05 PM
Yes give up money!

Why do I have a spider bite?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 07, 2008, 08:52:31 PM
Because Shelob is in town

Why is Chris Tucker so funny in the Fifth Element
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: red_thestrals on February 07, 2008, 10:23:21 PM
cause thats he's element

where is the place where all ends meet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 07, 2008, 10:30:56 PM
under your bed

You mean there's cookie on internet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on February 07, 2008, 11:36:09 PM
Jungle Love

Why does the Prince movie Purple Rain (1984) feel kind of empty?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 07, 2008, 11:38:54 PM
It doesn't have the creamy filling

Why do people die when Jessica Fleatcher is in town? (Murder She Wrote)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on February 07, 2008, 11:59:30 PM
to try something new.

why does my stomach hurt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on February 08, 2008, 12:06:19 AM
Because you have one.

Why isn't it May yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 08, 2008, 01:10:13 AM
God doesn't want it to be

Why do I love the Jak series so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on February 08, 2008, 03:03:21 AM
you are secretly into Furrys and like Daxter.

what shall we do with the drunken vash?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 08, 2008, 06:16:02 AM
Dress Vash up like a girl.

What really happend to Humpty Dumpty?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on February 08, 2008, 01:39:14 PM
he was knocked over by the recoil from his rifle on the grassy knoll

I can has Nice Boat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on February 08, 2008, 02:23:09 PM
Grammar.

Is the next Batman movie going to stink?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 08, 2008, 04:12:53 PM
No, it will smell like daisies

can I have sleep?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on February 08, 2008, 04:37:04 PM
I don't know if you can sleep but you may have sleep.


Who is really president?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 08, 2008, 06:33:00 PM
AL GORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why can't I find the games I want for my PSP?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 08, 2008, 08:48:04 PM
They don't exist on this server.

Where did my question go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 08, 2008, 08:56:13 PM
Into you pants

Who came up with pimples
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on February 09, 2008, 07:42:44 AM
Your face?

Why was I drunk dialed by four of my friends last night?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 09, 2008, 12:29:14 PM
They wanted to brag that they were drunk and you weren't

Who came up with those F*cking Mary Sues (fanfiction)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 09, 2008, 07:12:22 PM
Evil gnomes from the distant land of Finkleton.

Why must Oblivion not work when I install all of my mods?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Sunara Ishi on February 09, 2008, 11:21:15 PM
Because it has acquired its own personality and decided that it would rather be lazy than work.

Where are the sexy bishies?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 10, 2008, 09:01:56 PM
THE MARY SUES HAVE TAKEN THEM HOSTAGE!!!!! WE MUST RESCUE THEM!!!!

Why is chocolate sooooooooo yummy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: red_thestrals on February 12, 2008, 09:46:54 PM
coz its slowly taking over your soul.

why is my figure drawing class sooo boring?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: iNSOMNiAC on February 12, 2008, 09:52:37 PM
Because your teacher is waiting for you to fall asleep from boredom so he/she can draw mustaches on everybody who doesn't have one already.

Where the hell has all my manga been disappearing to? >.<
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on February 12, 2008, 10:49:15 PM
>.>
<.<

The... ah... the peguins took them.

Why are taxes so stressful?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Sunara Ishi on February 12, 2008, 10:51:56 PM
Because they are collecting your stress to use as electricity.

Which cute little mascot should I pick?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: red_thestrals on February 13, 2008, 12:02:03 AM
the one on the right.

why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: iNSOMNiAC on February 13, 2008, 12:03:06 AM
BECAUSE OF ALL THE ICE!!!

Why are dinosaurs so effin' scary?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Sunara Ishi on February 13, 2008, 12:29:42 AM
Its all the fault of stereotypes.

Would it be cool to have red eyes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: iNSOMNiAC on February 13, 2008, 12:30:50 AM
Not if your parents melded red contacts into your eyes at a young age.

Is global warming real? Really, really real?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on February 13, 2008, 12:32:16 AM
No, we have rockets and saran wrap and super glue. We can fix it.

Why is Oklahoma is boring?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: iNSOMNiAC on February 13, 2008, 12:35:42 AM
Because God wills it.

Why does school gotta start so damn early?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on February 13, 2008, 12:37:08 AM
Because it gives you time to have an afterschool job.

Why does my camera not have a battery in it that works?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: iNSOMNiAC on February 13, 2008, 12:39:37 AM
Because the battery lost the will to live once it learned its mother and father both died from charging a remote.

Why does technology hate me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on February 13, 2008, 12:41:28 AM
Because you killed my battery's mother and father. T-T


Why do have to go to work tomorrow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: iNSOMNiAC on February 13, 2008, 12:44:00 AM
Because if you don't you will disturb the order of things and the planet implodes from confusion.

Why haven't my sleeping pills kicked in yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on February 13, 2008, 12:45:41 AM
Because if you go to sleep the universe will implode from confusion.


Why do I have to be awake?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: iNSOMNiAC on February 13, 2008, 12:47:07 AM
Because if you fall asleep Canadia will implode from confusion.

Why does the chief say "how"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on February 13, 2008, 01:43:14 AM
because he wants to program his VCR

why cant i find a real job with better hours?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on February 13, 2008, 01:46:09 AM
because your sister is a monkey


Why am I still up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on February 13, 2008, 01:51:50 AM
because i keep talking.

why am i still awake?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on February 13, 2008, 02:08:57 AM
Because we are still talking..

Does a picture really last longer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: iNSOMNiAC on February 13, 2008, 05:53:10 AM
NEVER!!!

What if Lucille Ball was still alive?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 13, 2008, 08:35:30 AM
She'd be a zombie.

Why must the Force not be real?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: iNSOMNiAC on February 13, 2008, 02:51:32 PM
Because you do fractions for fun.

Why do clothes always seem too big for me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 13, 2008, 04:17:38 PM
Because you're short. (Take that!)

Why must I live so far away from the Bay Area?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: _Rena_ on February 13, 2008, 06:15:52 PM
Because the ocean just pushed you so far away from us!

Can I has a carrot nao?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on February 13, 2008, 06:21:04 PM
unless you like old people

Should I eat cereal again?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: iNSOMNiAC on February 13, 2008, 07:08:48 PM
Oh come on, you KNOW what will happen if you do that. I don't think you really wanna deal with the S.P.C.A., the Navy, Jr. Lifeguards and the town's local freakshow all at once.

Why do camera flashes hurt your eyes? ><
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 13, 2008, 07:31:08 PM
They temporary blind you so they can steal a piece of your soul without you knowing.

Why is Domo awesome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: iNSOMNiAC on February 13, 2008, 07:43:11 PM
Because if you say otherwise he eats your first-borns.

Why did my friends give me a stuffed chicken for my birthday? T-T
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on February 13, 2008, 08:10:22 PM
because they couldnt find a live one.

why does everyone want to help with a job right when it's nearly done?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 13, 2008, 08:35:52 PM
They want partial credit.

Will tomorrow continue my week long streak of good days?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: _Rena_ on February 13, 2008, 08:36:53 PM
May be, that's unless you do it yourself then you can make your day a good one.

Why is a Orange orange?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Golden State Warrior on February 13, 2008, 08:55:22 PM
If an orange wasn't an orange, a lemon wouldn't be a lemon.

What's the number for 911?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 13, 2008, 08:56:16 PM
119

Is there a doctor in the house?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on February 13, 2008, 09:45:58 PM
No, he is in the hospital.

Why couldn't I have gotten off work earlier?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: red_thestrals on February 13, 2008, 10:08:12 PM
so you wouldn't be early

how soon is now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on February 13, 2008, 11:08:55 PM
Ish

Can you tell that I am in a different time zone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: iNSOMNiAC on February 13, 2008, 11:55:08 PM
Of course, you're in the future!

Where can I get some Nancy Spumoni snow boots?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on February 14, 2008, 12:07:01 AM
from Nancy Spumoni!

why did my mom pick an ugly color for the bathroom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: iNSOMNiAC on February 14, 2008, 12:10:13 AM
So in case you feel sick you'll feel more inclined to throw up while you're in there! Insta-puke! =D

What's in the box?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on February 14, 2008, 12:13:08 AM
Jack.

What do you get when you cross a road with a chicken?
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Post by: talu-chan on February 14, 2008, 12:15:26 AM
road kill

What is the big deal with valentines day?
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Post by: iNSOMNiAC on February 14, 2008, 12:22:12 AM
Its secretly the second official Mudkip Day! Give your special someone a Mudkip, dead or alive. =D

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
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Post by: talu-chan on February 14, 2008, 12:23:26 AM
In my pants

Why does my hair smell good?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on February 14, 2008, 12:24:38 AM
because your shampoo smells like vanilla and raspberries.

why dont i wanna be near myself right now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on February 14, 2008, 12:25:32 AM
Because you smell

Why am I soo lazy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: iNSOMNiAC on February 14, 2008, 12:32:00 AM
Because every moment you are lazy a handful of kittens die and you are just sadistic like that.

Is it time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on February 14, 2008, 12:35:12 AM
No. Duel time is over.


Didja catchem all?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on February 14, 2008, 12:35:45 AM
No, they caught you.

Why did I just get ninja'd?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: iNSOMNiAC on February 14, 2008, 12:38:17 AM
Because you have a ninja infestation and should take care of that immediately before they start mating and multiply.

Why are there always weird people on the city bus?
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Post by: talu-chan on February 14, 2008, 12:40:07 AM
Because they are the most fuin to people watch.

Why has I no more carrots? D:
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: iNSOMNiAC on February 14, 2008, 12:42:32 AM
Because they're wearing invisibility cloaks. They're there, you just can't see them.

Why is it that you can never seem to find the match to a sock?
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Post by: talu-chan on February 14, 2008, 12:45:11 AM
Because the dyer ate it..

Why is my hair curly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on February 14, 2008, 12:45:58 AM
I can't control my toes.

I can't find the remote. Where is it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: iNSOMNiAC on February 14, 2008, 12:46:41 AM
Canadia!

What's the secret combo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on February 14, 2008, 12:51:14 AM
up, down, left right updownrightleftup up left right left up down..


Why can't I sleep without hearing someone snore?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on February 14, 2008, 01:03:43 AM
because someone in your house snores loudly.

why do i fear things repeating?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on February 14, 2008, 01:05:12 AM
Because live is a series or repetition.

Why does my head hurt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on February 14, 2008, 01:33:09 AM
you had a bad day and your night isnt going any easier.

why does my back hurt?
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Post by: talu-chan on February 14, 2008, 01:37:56 AM
because you are strting to stress out


What would make things better?
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Post by: iNSOMNiAC on February 14, 2008, 06:52:47 AM
Fish sticks?

Why are commercials getting increasingly more annoying?
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Post by: Gatsby on February 14, 2008, 10:02:18 AM
They're trying to go bankrupt.

What can I do to make a lot of money fast?
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Post by: Barnes on February 14, 2008, 01:39:31 PM
Horse number 5 to Win on Race number 2.

Why is Samurai Goroh (http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f293/CapeBarnes/F-Zero/SamuraiGoroh3.gif) so big?
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Post by: Gatsby on February 14, 2008, 02:05:22 PM
It isn't that picture is tiny.

Why am I sore?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: iNSOMNiAC on February 14, 2008, 02:33:25 PM
Because while you were sleeping leprechauns beat you with sticks.

How do I get rich?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 14, 2008, 03:01:27 PM
The same way every rich person gets rich. Lie and steal!

Who's smart idea was it to give me candy? Do they know what candy does ti me?
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Post by: iNSOMNiAC on February 14, 2008, 03:04:46 PM
It was my smart idea but since I'm not smart it was in fact a stupid idea. xD

Is Gem truly outrageous? Truly, truly outrageous?
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Post by: Gatsby on February 14, 2008, 03:06:11 PM
Why don't you tell me.

Can you handle the truth?
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Post by: iNSOMNiAC on February 14, 2008, 03:08:45 PM
Only if its told to me at half past nine.

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS WOULD GO TO A BIDOOF VILLAGE?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 14, 2008, 03:13:11 PM
A mudkip.

Why do you liek mudkipz?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: iNSOMNiAC on February 14, 2008, 03:19:42 PM
I don't. *Shot* Dx

Do mudkips read minds?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 14, 2008, 03:26:26 PM
Now that's just silly.

Rawr?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: iNSOMNiAC on February 14, 2008, 03:29:02 PM
Of COURSE not! What the hell man, why would you even ask...

Is there a point to life?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 14, 2008, 03:30:16 PM
Only to go to conventions.

Why is the meaning of death?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 14, 2008, 03:56:02 PM
Don't you mean "what?"

Why do I make typos?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 14, 2008, 03:57:19 PM
Same reason I do.

AM I getting sick?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 14, 2008, 04:00:19 PM
No, you're just pretending

How long have I been gone?
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Post by: iNSOMNiAC on February 14, 2008, 04:02:48 PM
Two years.

Should I eat the half of the cookie that I didn't finish last night...? >>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 14, 2008, 04:08:25 PM
Only if you want to eat the ants that are crawling all over it  :-X

What IS a scum bag latte
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: iNSOMNiAC on February 14, 2008, 05:10:19 PM
ME!!!

Can I go home now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 14, 2008, 05:35:37 PM
Have you finished your work yet?

Why is my PSP picking on me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 14, 2008, 06:23:11 PM
Because it's jealous the DS is better. (Sorry ;))

Will Fanime be wonderfully fun?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 14, 2008, 06:32:39 PM
Dose AX suck eggs? (sorry I just have issues with that con right now)

Why do they say it's 24/7 when it's not?
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Post by: Golden State Warrior on February 14, 2008, 06:48:13 PM
Maybe they meant 24 days and 7 hours.

Can anyone help me remember my username?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 14, 2008, 06:55:45 PM
No sorry can't help you with that Golden State Warrior.

What is your motive?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 14, 2008, 07:06:11 PM
To obey the voices in my head that tell me to kill you

Why is it so cold?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 14, 2008, 07:38:19 PM
It's still winter. Lol.

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 14, 2008, 07:50:20 PM
Because

Why aren't mermaids real?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 14, 2008, 08:08:32 PM
Because they went extinct by getting caught in fishing nets.

When is the earth going to implode?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 14, 2008, 10:14:29 PM
When someone admits that they are the one that farted

Why do I feel dizzy
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Post by: Gatsby on February 14, 2008, 10:44:10 PM
You spun around.

Why isn't my mouse pluuged in?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 14, 2008, 11:03:39 PM
Someone tried to steal it

Why Dose Argail get in sooo much trouble?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 14, 2008, 11:22:09 PM
Blackmail.

What is this outside world you speak of?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 14, 2008, 11:26:22 PM
What are you a vampire? . . . don't answer that.

Why do they make it so hard to put videos on the PSP?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on February 15, 2008, 12:56:23 AM
Ask the Mysterious Coat Guy.

Why haven't I seen him since Fanime 04?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 15, 2008, 12:58:35 AM
He's a spy from AX and they've banned him from the con

Why did AX suck so badly this year?
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Post by: talu-chan on February 15, 2008, 01:07:19 AM
Because it is AX

Why does my nose feel like it is bleeding?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 15, 2008, 01:11:57 AM
Because it is

Why do bad things happen to good people?
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Post by: talu-chan on February 15, 2008, 01:14:54 AM
Because krama is a bitch and hates the good people

Why does the thought of regretting something scare me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 15, 2008, 01:38:54 AM
Because you have an ulcer

How do you can air?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 15, 2008, 09:21:27 PM
Alchemy!

Why are the forums so much fun?
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Post by: _Rena_ on February 15, 2008, 10:49:47 PM
Because you're amusing your tiny little brain. ( xD i'm kidding)

Why am I sitting here like a duck?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 15, 2008, 10:59:46 PM
Quack!

Why are puzzles so engaging?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: _Rena_ on February 15, 2008, 11:43:15 PM
Because they want to fool your brain with such stupid things like a rat!

Why is the light on my phone blinking?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 15, 2008, 11:45:34 PM
Dead battery

why are my hands cold?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: _Rena_ on February 15, 2008, 11:46:28 PM
Because it is cold, NOW TURN ON THE HEATER.  ;D

Why did I play tennis on a windy day?
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Post by: K&K4ever on February 15, 2008, 11:48:31 PM
you were told too

why are some people such idiots?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 16, 2008, 08:56:16 AM
Because ignorance is bliss.

Did YOU participate in the Ninja-thon early this morning?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 16, 2008, 10:56:22 AM
I got off around 3 in the morning :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 16, 2008, 12:33:46 PM
Why is thy question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 16, 2008, 06:38:49 PM
It's not why, it's who.

why do people cut you off?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 16, 2008, 08:01:14 PM
Does candle jack have to do with

Who does number 2 work for?
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Post by: K&K4ever on February 16, 2008, 08:09:17 PM
Your intestine

Why didn't they put the pretender on the PSP?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 16, 2008, 09:14:54 PM
Sony is doing it out of spite.

What is jello made out of?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 16, 2008, 09:15:43 PM
Soilent green

what is good eats
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 16, 2008, 09:24:29 PM
Human babies.

What should I be doing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 16, 2008, 09:59:57 PM
Obaying the kitten

Should I mail these?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on February 17, 2008, 03:02:44 AM
no. burn them.

i can has sleep?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on February 17, 2008, 03:15:16 AM
no but you may has sleep

Should I go to sleep?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on February 17, 2008, 09:01:56 AM
Yes that way I can rule the forums!

How evil is the diet coke of evil?
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Post by: K&K4ever on February 17, 2008, 11:27:05 AM
So evil that he voted for Bush

Why is there racism?
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Post by: short_storiesgl on February 19, 2008, 10:05:28 PM
"because caturday doesnt have its own day."

Why does my friend havea picture of a tree in the hall?
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Post by: Runewitt on February 19, 2008, 10:59:50 PM
because it's a family tree.

why do i have a fish tank with no fish?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on February 19, 2008, 11:03:59 PM
Because they died.

Why are people stupid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on February 19, 2008, 11:06:22 PM
to keep the aliens from wanting to visit.

why is it so hard to find a job around here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on February 19, 2008, 11:11:41 PM
Because jobs suck.


Why does aol hate me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on February 19, 2008, 11:31:37 PM
your name was next on its list.

why doesnt anyone else like my cat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on February 19, 2008, 11:38:19 PM
Becasue cats are evil

Why do I have to have surgery on thursday?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 19, 2008, 11:51:29 PM
because Jack the Ripper is off that day

Why is sushi so expensive?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: short_storiesgl on February 20, 2008, 03:39:21 PM
because america is cheap..

why do i keep posting in this thread?
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Post by: rude32 on February 20, 2008, 04:19:56 PM
because without this thread, you have no meaning to life.

Why can't there be an easier way to lose weight?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: short_storiesgl on February 20, 2008, 06:44:55 PM
because cookies are WAY TO GOOD.

Why do you touch your self?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 20, 2008, 09:14:23 PM
Because you have to point out the flaws to yourself

What is up with your sig?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: short_storiesgl on February 20, 2008, 10:55:48 PM
it turns me on

Does it turn you on?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on February 20, 2008, 11:39:19 PM
An old movie.

Wha, who's following me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 21, 2008, 12:31:39 AM
The monster from the black lagoon

When will my lap top be fixed
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: short_storiesgl on February 21, 2008, 02:20:06 PM
NEVER


How are you doing!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Golden State Warrior on February 21, 2008, 05:08:26 PM
Yes!

Why does my broken TV refuse to turn on?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: KawaiiAngel on February 21, 2008, 05:12:04 PM
Because a water type pokemon sabotaged it.

Where do the ducks go when its wintertime?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 21, 2008, 05:23:46 PM
They know that the ice man cometh

Why won't it PRINT? >:(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: short_storiesgl on February 21, 2008, 06:37:14 PM
i cursed it.

what am i doing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 21, 2008, 07:50:11 PM
You are OBEYING THE KITTEN

Why am I hungry?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: short_storiesgl on February 21, 2008, 11:04:19 PM
casue i got cheesecake factory

why does the world have to be round?
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Post by: rude32 on February 21, 2008, 11:06:59 PM
Because it would suck to have to live on the corner of a square Earth.

Why does your sig turn me on?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 22, 2008, 01:09:47 AM
because you are easly turned on and are natraly horny.

Why am I so sleepy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: short_storiesgl on February 22, 2008, 01:25:37 PM
becasue your on the forums


Why is COD awesome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on February 22, 2008, 04:21:01 PM
Hard rock music and Steve.

Why did Sammy Hagar try to run me over?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 24, 2008, 01:09:59 PM
you had a target sign on your chest

Why is it that students could only go to the GDC on Friday?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: short_storiesgl on February 24, 2008, 01:28:07 PM
becasue i went to Video Games Live


chicken is good right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 24, 2008, 04:52:02 PM
try asking the chicken

why do computers pick on me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: short_storiesgl on February 26, 2008, 08:04:03 PM
the same reason they have an outlet


why do people suck so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Glitch on February 26, 2008, 08:35:08 PM
Because thats their favorite way of consuming a lollipop.

Why is everyday caturday?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: short_storiesgl on February 26, 2008, 08:40:37 PM
casue we eat chicken

who made cuss words?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: iNSOMNiAC on February 26, 2008, 08:46:23 PM
The same person who made Mario Kart (that game was MADE for cussing).

Why is Hannah Montana's movie number one in the nation... I mean, its not even a movie... o___O
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: short_storiesgl on February 26, 2008, 09:00:11 PM
cause she likes kittle boys.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Golden State Warrior on February 27, 2008, 08:59:09 AM
How come Short_Storiesgl didn't type in a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 27, 2008, 02:00:26 PM
It's all part of her plan to destroy the world

Why do I have two jackets?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on February 27, 2008, 05:14:10 PM
Sawyer.

Tom and Huck said what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: KawaiiAngel on February 27, 2008, 07:58:12 PM
That's what SHE said.

What If I were to go around pants-less for a day?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 27, 2008, 09:05:55 PM
Are you sking for it?

Why are there haters at my school?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: short_storiesgl on February 27, 2008, 09:50:04 PM
cause this is my last post.                 will you people actually be at fanime
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on February 28, 2008, 12:55:40 AM
THERE IS NO LEASH LAW!

Anybody else remember that NickToon "CatDog"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on February 28, 2008, 02:18:49 AM
yes. but only because of the mcdonalds toys.

why do i fail at every atempt at masonry?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 28, 2008, 02:13:07 PM
Because you fail at life

Why do I have no money?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: short_storiesgl on February 28, 2008, 05:15:45 PM
becasue you also fail at life..


hey i do too. for i has no munnies


Why do we have to fail at life?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on February 28, 2008, 05:20:31 PM
*Comes out of his bomb shelter*
So, this is what happened, hmmmm.

Why did Paul Newman retire from acting? :-[
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: short_storiesgl on February 28, 2008, 05:21:53 PM
he found out you were a man.


Visa now has stocks why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 28, 2008, 05:37:27 PM
They were loanly

Why are some people so idiotic?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: short_storiesgl on February 28, 2008, 05:38:58 PM
that would be my fault.


Whats up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 28, 2008, 05:43:44 PM
The Sky

Why do I like green tea?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: short_storiesgl on February 28, 2008, 07:19:47 PM
cause the little people from the far way place had a party.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Golden State Warrior on February 28, 2008, 08:08:23 PM
Fo sho doe.

What's two plus two?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on February 28, 2008, 09:55:39 PM
Floor. if they were 2 +2 shots of tequilla.

when i can has cake?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 28, 2008, 10:10:30 PM
When you has Birthday

Isn't everyday Caturday?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: short_storiesgl on February 28, 2008, 11:15:52 PM
is caturdayusa yes


Do you like showwers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on February 29, 2008, 01:29:35 AM
Mandatory morning habit.

Is Judas Priest coming to the Bay Area this summer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: short_storiesgl on February 29, 2008, 01:30:26 AM
i hope not



dude wheres my car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 29, 2008, 10:47:02 AM
Look on the roof

Way do flowers smell good?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: short_storiesgl on February 29, 2008, 05:53:13 PM
the moon                                           hows it going
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on March 01, 2008, 01:20:28 AM
Nowhere, somebody help, yeah.

i hope not

What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on March 01, 2008, 04:20:12 AM
it mean ur drunk

y i drunk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on March 01, 2008, 04:23:26 AM
Because you drank a lot of vodka.

Why am I not tired?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on March 01, 2008, 04:49:16 AM
ur talking to me.

why does alcohol make you piss?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on March 01, 2008, 04:52:00 AM
Because your system wants to get it out.

Why is the sun up already?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on March 01, 2008, 04:54:10 AM
'cause we've been talking for 2 hours.


y i want fanime now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on March 01, 2008, 04:58:55 AM
Because it is goign ot be a fun weekend..

Why do I have to go to work today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on March 01, 2008, 05:11:48 AM
so you can come to fanime.

why'd i give you my password?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on March 01, 2008, 05:17:13 AM
because you know you will change it afte rI use it.

Why am I not tired?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: short_storiesgl on March 01, 2008, 07:22:21 PM
the lawn nomes are out


Do you like it like this or that that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on March 01, 2008, 09:17:43 PM
this >/= that.


clocks or watches?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 01, 2008, 09:44:53 PM
Both

Why do I have a feeling this will all end in tears?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on March 02, 2008, 01:10:40 AM
because i thought i was posting on This or That ...


why didnt the cops take me to the drunk tank?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on March 02, 2008, 01:25:07 AM
Because you were not being an butt.. and you listened to them and let them make fun of your hair.

Why has today been so long?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on March 02, 2008, 01:33:40 AM
lack of sleep.

why am i not hungry, even though i hardly ate today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on March 02, 2008, 01:35:02 AM
Magic beehive.

Does Slayer* the vampire make wagers at the horse track in San Mateo?

*=He CAN walk in the daylight, fyi.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on March 02, 2008, 01:39:49 AM
yes

What does chocolate not taste right with organe pop?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 02, 2008, 01:52:53 PM
Because the two flavorers are at war with each other

Why do I feel tiered?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: TaikoMoon on March 04, 2008, 07:16:06 PM
cause your tired

why am I here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 04, 2008, 09:13:11 PM
you were born

Why couldn't I get any work done today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: TaikoMoon on March 05, 2008, 02:57:24 AM
because a monkey from the land of elms and buckets came out of your desk and at your work

Why my foot asleep?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 05, 2008, 02:48:19 PM
It was knocked out when I hit it

Why is it so hot in this room?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: rude32 on March 05, 2008, 09:27:07 PM
Because you farted.

Why must food be the worlds most addicting drug?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: TaikoMoon on March 05, 2008, 09:49:54 PM
Because you touch yourself at night

How can long distance relationships work?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on March 05, 2008, 10:54:45 PM
Because this are many miles away from you?

Why is 1700 miles so far away?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on March 05, 2008, 11:03:52 PM
because if it was short, the airlines would be out of business (sp?)

shoudl i stay or shoudl i go?
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Post by: Barnes on March 06, 2008, 12:03:22 AM
Go to work or you will be fired.

Where do we go now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: TaikoMoon on March 06, 2008, 12:07:42 AM
down 42 roads

What are scientists?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 06, 2008, 12:32:09 AM
on the scratching post

Who's Line is it Anyway?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: rude32 on March 06, 2008, 08:13:00 AM
Hey thats my line! :(

Why must certain classes be so boring?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 06, 2008, 10:54:15 AM
You have to get your quota of boring for the semester

Where can I get more money?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: rude32 on March 06, 2008, 11:01:22 AM
From my illegal printing press, which is currently broken, which is why I'm poor right now.

Are girl scout cookies made from real girl scouts?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 06, 2008, 11:41:39 AM
yep

mint or pepermint
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: SweetNiar on March 06, 2008, 01:31:04 PM
neither! It be cherry flavor!

why are highlighers so bright?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on March 06, 2008, 02:09:46 PM
Don't ask the Guy at the Bus Stop.

Did I just see the Mysterious Coat Guy (from Fanime) at Safeway?  ???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 06, 2008, 03:14:09 PM
No, that was a flasher

Can I get some help over here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: short_storiesgl on March 06, 2008, 04:07:25 PM
yeah but not for what you want


Can people not be lame?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: TaikoMoon on March 06, 2008, 04:28:17 PM
no never. its part of evolution

Why do I have to go to band?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: short_storiesgl on March 06, 2008, 05:24:03 PM
your mom said so


why is youtube awesome
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 06, 2008, 11:51:33 PM
because they were the first ones to come up with chocolate

Is that a new dance
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Post by: Barnes on March 11, 2008, 01:04:38 AM
Only in the past.

Why didn't I pick up the new Death Angel cd yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 11, 2008, 01:10:41 AM
you has no moneys

Why can't I sleep
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: TaikoMoon on March 11, 2008, 01:13:05 AM
Because you were anxiously waiting for my arrival. Now that I am here you are too excited to sleep

Why do I procrastinate so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 11, 2008, 01:20:21 AM
because you like stamps

why haven't I pierced my ears?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: short_storiesgl on March 11, 2008, 03:03:04 PM
Gang GReen pervents you


Why is there no one on aim?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 11, 2008, 03:21:11 PM
because every one ells has a life.

Why is who's line so funny?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: short_storiesgl on March 11, 2008, 03:55:49 PM
i wrote the script


why is music like.. life?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 11, 2008, 07:21:49 PM
It's all to do with the circle of life.

Why can't I have root beer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on March 11, 2008, 07:40:53 PM
because all the cups are dirty

why cant i play a guitar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 11, 2008, 07:56:03 PM
Because your fingers are tied in a not

When will I get a wii?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: short_storiesgl on March 11, 2008, 08:45:40 PM
when mine breaks



why is Brawl so damn addicting?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on March 11, 2008, 10:40:40 PM
'cause the disc is made of crack.

why does my family have such bad timing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on March 11, 2008, 11:47:03 PM
Because they like to know what is goign on.

Why does work have to suck?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on March 11, 2008, 11:50:45 PM
if it didnt, it wouldnt be called work


i can has fudz nao?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on March 12, 2008, 12:21:17 AM
No.. fudz doesn't exist

Why does sleep sound so good?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on March 12, 2008, 12:25:13 AM
the long E sound.


why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on March 12, 2008, 12:37:30 AM
Because

Why not?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 12, 2008, 12:43:27 AM
Bush is president, that's why not (thank god he's leaving)

Why aren't I asleep?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on March 12, 2008, 12:56:35 AM
Because you are posting


What state of mind am I in?
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Post by: Runewitt on March 12, 2008, 12:58:41 AM
Oklahoma.


why do i always get hungry around now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on March 12, 2008, 01:02:23 AM
because you are awake

Is oklahoma a state of mind?
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Post by: K&K4ever on March 12, 2008, 11:41:18 AM
Only if your on drugs

Do I have to?
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Post by: Runewitt on March 12, 2008, 09:09:33 PM
yes, the chibi animals demand it.

why does my family change plans the day before we're supposed to leave town?
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Post by: KawaiiAngel on March 12, 2008, 09:17:33 PM
Because the mutant green kangaroo in their brain is controlling them

What would it be like if the grass and the sky changed colors?
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Post by: Barnes on March 13, 2008, 12:00:48 AM
*Sticks to his ceiling*
No.

Is Chicago, Illinois an awesome city?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 13, 2008, 12:52:23 AM
I don't know, I've never been there, but it's where Top Chef is being filmed

Why do I like pasta so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: TaikoMoon on March 13, 2008, 03:02:57 AM
Because you like worms

why am I unable to fall asleep?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: KawaiiAngel on March 13, 2008, 04:38:05 PM
bcuz there ar brain tissue-eating termites in yer skull harharhar~

I hate procrastination. Why do I procrastinate so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 13, 2008, 08:32:45 PM
because you like crastination

Why is sushi so yummy
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: _Rena_ on March 13, 2008, 10:23:41 PM
Because they put drugs in it.

How come I automatically go on the computer?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 13, 2008, 11:39:42 PM
because you have an addiction and this is an intervention

Which way did they go? Which way did they go?
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Post by: _Rena_ on March 13, 2008, 11:47:42 PM
Somewhere here not there!

How did I get here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 13, 2008, 11:51:47 PM
the space ship dropped you off

can I has chocolate
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: _Rena_ on March 14, 2008, 12:00:30 AM
Here it's immitation chocolate.

What do I do now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: short_storiesgl on March 14, 2008, 12:05:12 AM
pray to the bunny gods


Shouldi go to sF tomorrow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 14, 2008, 01:27:57 AM
Only if you want to have some fish with Golum

Should I stay or should I go now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: _Rena_ on March 14, 2008, 10:40:15 AM
I say you should burry yourself in your closet!

What happend to the bunny?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on March 14, 2008, 12:14:43 PM
Check America's Most Wanted

Why does Phil Colins stink at singing?  :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 14, 2008, 10:49:28 PM
because someone did a trakiotamy

Why did my cat put me to sleep
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: _Rena_ on March 14, 2008, 10:55:20 PM
Your Cats Stench smelt like Doo Doo Bob!

How come i'm watching ABC News?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 14, 2008, 10:56:44 PM
you feeling nostalgic

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: _Rena_ on March 14, 2008, 10:58:33 PM
NONE! >DDDD

What Do I win?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 14, 2008, 11:46:41 PM
Not a thing.

Don't you know the points don't matter?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Spalding on March 19, 2008, 01:40:46 AM
it did matter for loser


why is the sky blue?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: talu-chan on March 19, 2008, 01:43:14 AM
Because of chemicals..

Why will it not stop raining?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: TaikoMoon on March 19, 2008, 04:10:58 AM
Because you touch yourself at night

Bleh, Why can't I focus on my homework?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 19, 2008, 04:37:07 PM
because someone is playing Brawl in the next room

Why is Brawl so addicting?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on March 22, 2008, 01:04:08 AM
because the game case was covered in crack

why did i not think about an important part of my cosplay until now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on March 22, 2008, 01:05:19 AM
Ring, ring!

Hello?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 22, 2008, 01:11:49 AM
Who's your daddy?

why am I having trouble wit my email?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on March 22, 2008, 01:13:58 AM
you didnt put a stamp on it.

do they have any good stews today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 22, 2008, 01:15:54 AM
you forgot the secret ingredient

can I die now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on March 22, 2008, 01:18:07 AM
yes, but no one wants to write your name in their notes.

can i have a bigger bedroom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 22, 2008, 01:24:54 AM
no, you have to sleep in the closet

can I go to sleep now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on March 22, 2008, 02:04:38 AM
yes, but you need to get up in an hour

can i have scrambled eggs for breakfast?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 22, 2008, 10:29:21 AM
yes, an entire mountain of scrambled eggs

What is up with the people who say that they'd have my email back in two hours and it's the next day, and it's not back yet!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on March 24, 2008, 10:34:20 PM
A pencil

Why can't I remember the first episode of Dexter? (tv show on ShowTime)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on March 24, 2008, 10:42:00 PM
Because It was a preview at the time

Why did you keep getting rid of all the good threads?! >:(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on April 04, 2008, 12:13:41 AM
Cause people ruin them.

Why do people ruin threads?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 04, 2008, 12:22:16 AM
Because you don't get the joke!

Why can't I get a job?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on April 04, 2008, 12:38:21 AM
Cause of a cruel joke.

Where did my house go?  :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 04, 2008, 12:42:33 AM
To OZ

why do I want to say f**k so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on April 04, 2008, 04:48:33 PM
Because I won't let you go to Fanime with me.
Why don't I have more money?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 04, 2008, 04:51:51 PM
Because I won't give you any

What is the technical definition of a durt durr
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on April 18, 2008, 10:11:41 PM
Chocolate chunks that monkeys eat.

Why is my phone ringing?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Squeeky_Moonkin on April 18, 2008, 10:24:44 PM
Chocolate chunks that monkeys eat.

Why is my phone ringing?



because your lonely and its really only ringing in your head.

why is anime hell so addicting?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 18, 2008, 10:53:33 PM
Because someone stands behind you and injects dopamine into your back while you watch

Why are puppy's so cute?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on April 18, 2008, 11:37:53 PM
They beat kitties to the punchline.

Is that Tom Hanks over there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 19, 2008, 12:31:47 AM
No *gets nailed by his board being thrown at my head*

Why'd he do that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on April 19, 2008, 02:28:14 PM
Because I asked him to.

Why does the prom dress I want have to be so expensive?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 19, 2008, 09:57:49 PM
Because you got it at Macy's

Why can't I see my boyfriend as much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: rude32 on April 20, 2008, 09:35:52 AM
because your going blind.

Why am I so hungry?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on April 20, 2008, 10:07:18 AM
Because you refuse to eat Japanese food.

Why doesn't time move faster already?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: rude32 on April 20, 2008, 10:11:12 AM
because time is out of shape.

Why is anime so addicting?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on April 20, 2008, 10:42:19 AM
Because all movies are bad.

Why is metal so much heavier than paper?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on April 20, 2008, 06:58:25 PM
OW! You hurt my hand you meanie!

Why did Billy Crystal lie to Danny Devito?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 21, 2008, 03:27:20 PM
Because Billy stole Danny's cookie.

Why are busyness people wanting to take my money?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on April 21, 2008, 04:30:41 PM
Because that's actually where their entire income comes from, poor little Fanime lovers.

Why am I paranoid right now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 21, 2008, 04:32:16 PM
Because you're bing watched

What are you talking about?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on April 21, 2008, 04:33:16 PM
The guy dressed as a banana living next door.

Where's my cookie!?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 21, 2008, 04:33:59 PM
My kitty eated it

Where can I get money?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on April 21, 2008, 04:38:01 PM
Under the 357th tile that was laid down in my house.

Why do you stalk me? >>;
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 21, 2008, 04:39:05 PM
I'M NOT

Why would you think that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on April 21, 2008, 06:04:19 PM
Because I would like to think that I'm a bit special. =)

Why is this Cheesecake sour?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on April 21, 2008, 07:52:30 PM
Someone forgot to pay the bill in your group.

Why did I lose $20 on horse number 8 on Sunday?  >:(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 21, 2008, 09:23:55 PM
The gods are telling you not to gamble

why dose every channel have a reality show now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: zoupzuop2 on April 21, 2008, 10:21:45 PM
Because they don't like music videos anymore.

Why is Doctor Eggman so stupid and "real", while Dr. Robotnik is so awesome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 21, 2008, 10:28:59 PM
Because old school will always kick realities ass

Why do people go so far to try and avoid the law when they know the police will catch them?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on April 22, 2008, 04:00:51 PM
Because they still think they're too smart for the police.

Why does the person sitting behind me in class always smell so horrible?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 22, 2008, 07:15:28 PM
He wheres sandals and doesn't wash his feet

What is with that Go Phone commercial?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on April 22, 2008, 07:31:16 PM
I don't know, I haven't seen it.

What's this thing on the news with Clinton and Obama appearing on WWE?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 22, 2008, 08:40:45 PM
THEY ARE???? ???

Computers have come a long way haven't they?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: rude32 on April 22, 2008, 09:19:55 PM
Not really, older computers could do all the things the new ones are capable now, they just didn't feel like it.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if wood chuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on April 22, 2008, 10:19:19 PM
Adam Sandler.

Which way to my math class?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 22, 2008, 10:20:12 PM
Just Fallow the bouncing ball

How'd that happen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on April 23, 2008, 07:43:49 AM
I swear! I didn't eat it!

Why is spam mail so annoying?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 23, 2008, 10:55:10 AM
It's scientifically designed to annoy you

Why are people so stupid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on April 23, 2008, 07:33:29 PM
They do that purposefully because they think they're acting smart.

Why is everything so time-consuming?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 23, 2008, 09:13:54 PM
Because father time is asleep at the wheel

WHO SAID THAT THEY HATE BRAWL?!?!?!?! >:(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: rude32 on April 23, 2008, 10:46:57 PM
The same person who thinks they are forever.

Wheres the beer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 23, 2008, 11:14:53 PM
In the fridge

Why are people biased

The same person who thinks they are forever.

^I was referring to the Zero Punctuation review and not to myself, in other words: I was mad about it and I needed to vent (I LIKE Brawl)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on April 23, 2008, 11:33:11 PM
Look for that one show I've been watching lately.......

Where does Lewis Black come up with his choices for this show?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 23, 2008, 11:44:30 PM
Because he thinks he is God

Why do I feel queezey?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on April 24, 2008, 07:38:30 AM
Because you're unconsciously loosing blood.

Why can't it be Friday already?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on April 24, 2008, 12:43:51 PM
Well there is this one restaurant I like in Cupertino........

Who the hell broke my microwave? >:(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jun-Watarase on April 24, 2008, 12:47:34 PM
i think Fanime Forums is a pretty cool guy. eh breaks microwaves and doesn't afraid of anything.

HAY, CAN I GO AT FANIMU FOR FREE AND SLEEP IN THE VIDYA ROOMZ? If u say no, u can arest me and I's haet you forevar! *butthurt  :'(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Glitch on April 24, 2008, 12:52:32 PM
Sure you can.That's why we have video rooms. Nobody actually watches stuff there.

What are some good recipes for using cyanide as an ingredient?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 24, 2008, 02:44:04 PM
cake

what was the worst celebrity oops?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on April 24, 2008, 06:58:22 PM
There was a lot actually......... Maybe Arnold Schwarzenegger's comment on gay marriage?
 "I think that all gay marriages should be between a man and a woman."
Something like that....

What should I buy in SF?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 24, 2008, 08:03:37 PM
POCKEY

ever had breakfast for dinner before?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on April 24, 2008, 08:10:03 PM
Yes. Cereal and pancakes.

Can we please go to Japan town?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 24, 2008, 08:18:06 PM
ok, when

Where my ninja's at?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on April 24, 2008, 11:27:23 PM
In a cave with *BOOM!*

Wheres me pot o gold?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 24, 2008, 11:33:50 PM
I lost it betting on hoers number eight

Why would anyone want to hate Brawl
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on April 25, 2008, 12:40:10 AM
Captain Falcon, Mario, and Gannondorf got nerfed.

When is the next race gonna start?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on April 25, 2008, 07:42:46 AM
It's still not over.....

Why do I feel like passing out right now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 25, 2008, 05:57:51 PM
Because of your head ache

Why does my back hurt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on April 25, 2008, 07:24:47 PM
Because you're in your period.

Why am I a girl?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 25, 2008, 07:49:40 PM
because you have two X chromosomes

Why did the bulb die?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on April 26, 2008, 01:55:47 PM
Global Warming

Would Global Cooling be better for the earth?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on April 27, 2008, 09:28:43 AM
For the people living between the tropics of Cancer and Capricorn, it will.

What do I want to eat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: rude32 on April 27, 2008, 09:31:01 AM
Anything not food related

Why does it take forever to unlock stuff on Tekken Dark Ressurection?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 27, 2008, 07:12:02 PM
Because the Dev team hates you

Why is the cake a lie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on April 28, 2008, 05:22:49 PM
Because I ated it, therefore it has ceased to exist.

Why is my life a lie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: rude32 on April 28, 2008, 07:35:43 PM
Because your really a dude.

When do I get to start my externship?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on April 28, 2008, 09:19:18 PM
When you pay the local government more money because they will decide to jail you for forgetting the 10% income tax increase last year.

Why is the real vanilla beans so expensive?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 28, 2008, 09:53:01 PM
Because you have to pay them to want to be eated

How could Sakura Taisen be out of print when the story is still going?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on April 28, 2008, 11:11:23 PM
There is another writer's strike

Why can't I find F-Zero Climax for GameBoy Advance?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: OniCourseMusha on April 29, 2008, 02:41:17 AM
Cuz Initial D destroyed F-Zero Climax!

How come I suck at games?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: rude32 on April 29, 2008, 06:59:06 AM
because all you play is brainage, and that game is way too advanced for you.

Got any change?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on April 29, 2008, 07:45:37 AM
I have about 25 coins?

Can someone make it friday already?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on April 29, 2008, 09:54:36 AM
Yes from help of mr.coma *hits Rei-Rei in the head with a bat*

Why haven't I been on in a while?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 29, 2008, 06:38:05 PM
You were out of the country

Why were you away?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on April 29, 2008, 07:24:54 PM
Because I was at this hell hole called school.

Does anyone want to walk around the convention with me? =D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 29, 2008, 07:30:51 PM
depends on the time of day

What is Mighty Bee
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on April 29, 2008, 07:50:54 PM
The square of Grand Wasp.

What caused the creation og the new Online Drama section?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 29, 2008, 08:03:39 PM
Someone found out that the cake is a lie

Was B here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on April 29, 2008, 10:06:27 PM
Depend on who B is.

Who is The Doctor?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: zoupzuop2 on April 29, 2008, 10:08:32 PM
What IS the doctor? If you think the doctor is what you can see, smell, touch, get prescriptions from...

Why do thawed and unthawed mean the same thing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 29, 2008, 11:38:19 PM
They don't you just have a defective dictionary

HUH? ???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on April 30, 2008, 10:45:43 AM
Yes I know I'm just that awesome.......

Where the hell....?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 30, 2008, 07:53:46 PM
Welcome to Never Never Land

Why am I so tiered?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on April 30, 2008, 10:12:24 PM
Because you just caught the cold from me.

Why is my tea gone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: JTchinoy on April 30, 2008, 10:18:17 PM
The tea was never there, it was only in your imagination.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on April 30, 2008, 10:20:14 PM
Because you ated all its cookies.

Can I get a hug?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 30, 2008, 10:32:19 PM
(http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/h/hug.gif)

That good?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on May 01, 2008, 12:34:34 AM
*Falls on his back*

Do you see what I see?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on May 01, 2008, 08:21:21 AM
I think I see what you see.

Is the item I want on backorder for about 3 weeks?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on May 01, 2008, 07:26:43 PM
No it's on backorder for a month

Ever seen Creature Comforts?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: yumicchi88 on May 02, 2008, 01:00:20 AM
because the pirates aren't there to find it


why are you wearing that shirt??!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on May 02, 2008, 01:05:24 AM
it was clean

Why am I typing with one hand?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on May 02, 2008, 02:24:52 AM
You don't wanna know.

Is it breakfast time yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: rude32 on May 02, 2008, 07:40:00 AM
It is, just not in your time zone.

Why was the Iron Man movie so awesome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on May 02, 2008, 07:44:05 AM
Because it had cool shiny special effects that you've never seen before.

Why don't I want to watch the Iron Man movie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jerry on May 02, 2008, 08:04:51 AM
Probably because you'd feel weird about all the fanboys watching you instead of the movies....  :P


Why can't I get over Sarah Marshall ???   :-[
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 02, 2008, 04:53:18 PM
Sonic boom,Sonic Boom that's is the Answer!

Why is Sonic Boom the answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on May 02, 2008, 05:41:37 PM
Because Sonic Boom is the all knowing truth.

Why am I allergic to crabs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on May 02, 2008, 05:54:04 PM
Because your stomice is plotting against you

how did these obsticals get so hard?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 02, 2008, 06:18:26 PM
it's the pie crust.

Why are people txting me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on May 02, 2008, 06:28:12 PM
Because they like to spend your money
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on May 02, 2008, 06:30:31 PM
Where did her question go?  ???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 02, 2008, 06:34:32 PM
It's Sonic Boom again!

Why am I on forums?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on May 02, 2008, 06:40:19 PM
Because you have no life

Why didn't I put a question on last time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 02, 2008, 06:49:25 PM
Because Godzilla came and ate it.

why is my bday so near?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on May 02, 2008, 06:53:31 PM
Your mom planed it that way

Why is B5 so addicting?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 02, 2008, 07:03:29 PM
cause juice made it that way.

Why am I listening to music on the TV and not the Computer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: iNSOMNiAC on May 02, 2008, 07:06:02 PM
Because you're becoming me now!

Why is there no more chocolate milk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on May 02, 2008, 07:08:50 PM
I eated it ;D

Why am I so sleepy
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 02, 2008, 07:23:42 PM
because the milk was actually cheese!

Why hasn't my jawbreaker been eaten yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on May 02, 2008, 09:02:10 PM
Because it broke his jaw when he tried ti eated it.

Who is he?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 02, 2008, 10:45:52 PM
He is I, and I is he.

Why am I on the phone with a loser?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on May 02, 2008, 10:46:29 PM
A donut lied to you

Who's Bete Midler?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 02, 2008, 10:48:46 PM
Your...twin!

why aren't I watching the anime I just paused?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on May 02, 2008, 11:22:52 PM
you want to ruin your DVD

Why can't I find a higher paying job?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 02, 2008, 11:42:15 PM
THAT'S AMERICA FOR YA!

Why is my brother still awake?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on May 02, 2008, 11:46:50 PM
because he drank too much coffee

Why do goats eat so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 02, 2008, 11:48:42 PM
Cause they want to be Sumos.

Why is it bright in my room?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on May 02, 2008, 11:51:54 PM
The light is on.

Where does electricity come from?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 02, 2008, 11:55:35 PM
comes from the mighty godzilla

Why isn't my bed made?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on May 03, 2008, 12:05:14 AM
You should have left a tip.

Did Luke really eat 50 eggs, or did he cheat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on May 03, 2008, 09:23:14 AM
He cheated, it probably went down his shirt when you weren't looking.

Should I wear a long dress or a short one?
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Post by: error00004 on May 03, 2008, 09:44:43 PM
which ever totoro would prefer.

Why did I get on forums so late?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on May 04, 2008, 12:27:21 AM
Because you like spending your time posting instead of enjoying life.

Do you think wearing green shoes are a bit weird?
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Post by: JohnnyAR on May 04, 2008, 11:40:03 AM
Not unless you're Irish

When will people stop being ignorant
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 04, 2008, 03:00:31 PM
When pikachu dies.

When will I finish my keyblade?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on May 04, 2008, 07:11:50 PM
In about 32 days, when you're bothered enough to finish it.

Why don't people wash their hands before they eat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 04, 2008, 08:17:22 PM
because they watch porn all the time.

Why don't I have black paint?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on May 05, 2008, 12:00:06 PM
You ated it all.

Why am I procrastinating?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on May 05, 2008, 03:07:52 PM
Because you've decided to post 293389473947 posts before you went back to work.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on May 05, 2008, 08:22:12 PM
Where be your question my lovely lady?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 05, 2008, 08:23:30 PM
She died.

Why didn't I go to DD's house today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on May 05, 2008, 08:25:58 PM
The house is no longer there.

Can it be PENGUINZ TIME NAO?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 05, 2008, 08:28:47 PM
no it's PANDA DANCE now... =S

Can I continue finishing my keyblade?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on May 05, 2008, 08:29:43 PM
No because I eated it.

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on May 05, 2008, 08:30:13 PM
No you're not allowed to know that because Bush said so.
Why can't I concentrate??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 05, 2008, 08:31:30 PM
cause monkeys are flying.

Where is my other sock?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on May 05, 2008, 08:32:45 PM
In my washing machine

Is this a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 05, 2008, 08:34:04 PM
no,it's an answer

Should I have chocolate milk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on May 05, 2008, 08:37:03 PM
One does not simply want chocolate milk.

What would happen if I didn't post a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 05, 2008, 08:38:22 PM
Then Roxas would never exist.

Why am I getting distracted to easily?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on May 05, 2008, 08:40:57 PM
The forums have powers over you.

Is it illegal for me to skip naked through a forest?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 05, 2008, 08:45:45 PM
unless you want the trees to rape you, then yes.

where can I find my domo plushie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on May 05, 2008, 08:47:41 PM
Under the bed.
Why do my feet hurt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on May 05, 2008, 08:50:46 PM
Ants are slowly eating them.

When is the end of the world?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 05, 2008, 08:53:00 PM
now.

why is my room so messy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on May 05, 2008, 08:58:15 PM
Same reason as mine.

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 05, 2008, 08:59:07 PM
same reason as the poster below.

it is?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on May 05, 2008, 09:05:37 PM
No way!

Is this madness?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 05, 2008, 09:08:33 PM
YES WAY!!!!

when will we know the truth?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on May 05, 2008, 09:12:59 PM
When we die.

Why am I so anxious?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 05, 2008, 10:37:45 PM
Because your ACTUALLY thinking

Why are my knees hurting?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on May 05, 2008, 10:40:05 PM
You are kneeing a stone.

This is not a question.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 05, 2008, 10:41:28 PM
This is all wrong!!!

should I take my little toy tank to skool tommorrow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on May 05, 2008, 10:57:07 PM
It would be epic! YOu could go pew pew!

What's my age again?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BDILN on May 05, 2008, 11:40:39 PM
Your age is the date now minus your birth date, if represented as numeric values... only can be represented as  less than three

Why isn't the sky gold and green?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on May 05, 2008, 11:56:08 PM
Our eyes would melt.

Why did the chicken blow down the pig's house?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on May 06, 2008, 08:01:52 AM
Because the chicken is jealous that now the pig is reproducing faster than the chicken.

Why can't I be smarter?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on May 07, 2008, 07:19:13 PM
Because you'd rule the world and lead us into a thousand years of darkness.

Am I going to get sick?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on May 07, 2008, 11:24:06 PM
Don't drink that water.

What does this button do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on May 08, 2008, 08:22:52 AM
Blows up fanime.

Why did my pants rip this morning?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 10, 2008, 10:00:02 AM
the bananas broke that's why.

Why aren't I playing Halo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on May 10, 2008, 10:42:44 PM
Because yo don't own it.

Why did the lady screw up cutting my hair? >:(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on May 10, 2008, 11:27:21 PM
Because secretly, she thought you resembled her ex so she purposefully messed it up.

Why do I feel like I'm hungry after I just ate?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on May 10, 2008, 11:39:38 PM
Celebrity Fit Club show distracted you.

Why did Heather Duke (Heathers) have to be such a megabitch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Aki_fox on May 11, 2008, 01:07:55 PM
Because she is stuck in B-mode...
Why Do most Anime hotties look like girls?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 11, 2008, 09:44:35 PM
because they have no private parts.

why is my clock wrong?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on May 11, 2008, 09:46:57 PM
It's not you just perceive it to be wrong.

WHy must cosplaying be so expensive.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 11, 2008, 09:48:42 PM
because your cupcakes were set on fire.

Why did someone break my keyblade?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on May 11, 2008, 09:59:48 PM
They thought it was a giant pixie stick.

Why must I procrastinate?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 11, 2008, 10:01:57 PM
writting a long word doesn't help.

Why isn't my chocolate bar open?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on May 11, 2008, 10:34:18 PM
Because you haven't bought it yet

Miss Me? ;D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 11, 2008, 10:35:21 PM
If the babies died then yes.

Why am I having a nosebleed?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on May 11, 2008, 10:36:11 PM
Porky's the movie

Where did Boy George get his make up from?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on May 11, 2008, 10:39:33 PM
Man dad.

WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 11, 2008, 10:41:11 PM
your mom's secret twin brother's cousin's friend's sister's boyfriend's baby.
(happy face)

Why am I not tired?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on May 11, 2008, 11:04:35 PM
Because you drank all the coffee

Why does my arm hurt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on May 12, 2008, 07:47:20 AM
Because you forgot to stretch after working out.

Why do I feel something bad is going to happen today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on May 12, 2008, 08:28:33 AM
Your psychic.

When is Thursday?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on May 12, 2008, 02:58:38 PM
Boom

Remember that computer game called Boom? (It played kinda like Bomber Man)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on May 12, 2008, 10:43:15 PM
Tat game is all in your head.

Are you excited for fanime?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on May 12, 2008, 11:49:50 PM
WHAT KIND OF A QUESTION IS THAT? OF COARSE I'M EXCITED  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on May 13, 2008, 10:04:50 PM
Question. Where is it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on May 14, 2008, 02:12:17 PM
3rd street down from the convention center.

Why is the schedule so confusing?
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Post by: Gatsby on May 14, 2008, 08:42:03 PM
fi it snat'w etnh oyud dnusretadn.

Did you get that?
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Post by: K&K4ever on May 14, 2008, 09:41:52 PM
pye i idd

Did you know strazinsquy will bw at comic con? ;D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on May 18, 2008, 11:49:27 PM
No I did not... what? some answers, contrary to the topic title, can, in fact, be real answers.

Will my last minute touch ups to my cosplays be ready by fanime?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 19, 2008, 04:38:26 PM
not unless you rub oil on ur face >3<;

where is my hat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: questionette on May 19, 2008, 08:32:40 PM
On Earth?

Where does food come from? ???
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Post by: error00004 on May 19, 2008, 11:03:25 PM
up there *points up*

Why is fanime so NEAR?!
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Post by: Rynie on May 20, 2008, 08:55:27 PM
It's Near because of Death Note

Why is my post count so low?
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Post by: Rei-Rei on May 20, 2008, 09:35:30 PM
Because you deleted all your posts once it reaches 10.

Why don't my shoes fit?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 21, 2008, 02:19:04 PM
Because your tv is fat.

Why am I going shopping for more cosplay stuff?
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Post by: K&K4ever on May 21, 2008, 04:47:36 PM
because like me, you forgot to get the makeup

Why am I so tiered right now.
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Post by: rude32 on May 21, 2008, 10:30:20 PM
Because your frantically hunting down that makeup you forgot to get.

Why hasn't "Avenue Q become a film yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 21, 2008, 10:33:09 PM
"OH IT'S FROM THE SHOW, IT'S FROM THE SHOW, FROM THE SHOW, OH IT'S FROM THE SHOW, IT'S FROM THE SHOW, FROM THE SHOW"

Why haven't I seen the old Sonic in a while?
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Post by: JohnnyAR on May 22, 2008, 01:32:59 PM
Because he is retired

How come I haven't learned to fly yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on May 28, 2008, 10:58:52 PM
Because you are not a bird

When will there be a female top chef
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Post by: Gatsby on May 29, 2008, 02:03:09 PM
When there is a female president.

Why must fanime only be 4 days?
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Post by: K&K4ever on May 29, 2008, 03:42:54 PM
Because The Man won't let us

What happened to Murder She Wrote?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on May 29, 2008, 03:49:36 PM
I miss that show.

Where is mah ride?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on May 29, 2008, 04:33:44 PM
Dude, Where's My Car?

Where did the day go?
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Post by: Barnes on May 29, 2008, 10:28:07 PM
Not in the Invisible Sun.

Why no av connectors on the tvs at the Hilton?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 29, 2008, 11:05:59 PM
because they wanted to make ppl angry.

Why didn't I meet ppl from the forums?
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Post by: K&K4ever on May 30, 2008, 06:04:29 PM
Because you were one of those people on Saturday

Why am I so sleepy?
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Post by: Rei-Rei on May 30, 2008, 09:42:53 PM
Because everyone else went to bed so you thought it was that late already.

What am I missing?
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Post by: K&K4ever on May 31, 2008, 08:49:35 PM
a toe

Why are my eyes watering?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: JohnnyAR on June 01, 2008, 11:23:35 AM
Garlic mabye? Bad K&K fanfic? lol?

Is Alucard rly dead? *sobs*
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Post by: K&K4ever on June 01, 2008, 05:35:40 PM
Only in your head

Why do I have to go to the bathroom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on June 01, 2008, 10:50:36 PM
because the godfather wants to see you.

Why aren't I asleep?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on June 02, 2008, 12:27:45 AM
Because I keep poking you

Why do some people treat animals so poorly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on June 02, 2008, 10:10:20 AM
Because they can't admit that the animal has a higher IQ than them.

Where is my book?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: rude32 on June 02, 2008, 10:11:32 AM
At the bookstore.

Why is my class so silent right now? Even the teacher isn't saying anything.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on June 02, 2008, 06:41:26 PM
Someone came and took out all of your voice boxes while you weren't looking

What the hell is up with interest?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on June 02, 2008, 06:51:42 PM
well that's doesn't sound like god.

Where is my battle royale movie!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on June 02, 2008, 07:54:27 PM
you're waring it

Why is there a quilt on my puzzle?
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Post by: error00004 on June 02, 2008, 08:21:07 PM
cause it's going "NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM" on it!

why aren't I eating ice cream?
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Post by: K&K4ever on June 02, 2008, 08:33:29 PM
you have to eat you veggies

Why does my leg hurt
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on June 02, 2008, 10:45:14 PM
cause my foot hurts.

why can't I figure out Soul's shoe color?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on June 03, 2008, 10:03:24 AM
because your color blind

What con is next on the list?
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Post by: Gatsby on June 03, 2008, 10:05:04 AM
Sac Anime

What should I do with my life?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: rude32 on June 03, 2008, 12:14:07 PM
Sac Anime

What should I do with my life?
Absolutely nothing, your doin just fine.

Why is my Dodge Neon overheating like crazy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: heeroyuy135 on June 03, 2008, 12:25:17 PM
Your car is fine, check the radio...

Why did Fanime have to end?
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Post by: Barnes on June 03, 2008, 03:25:04 PM
They ran out of pickles

Where did the horses go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on June 03, 2008, 04:43:04 PM
they went to vote

Where is my lip peircing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on June 04, 2008, 07:55:28 AM
You flushed it down the toilet.

Can I go home now?
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Post by: ThatBlueDinosaurGuy on June 04, 2008, 01:04:56 PM
Yes you can

Why don't they add No Pants to the "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service" signs?
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Post by: heeroyuy135 on June 04, 2008, 03:21:00 PM
It's tradition - no pants are ok.

Why did Obama get the Dem nomination?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on June 04, 2008, 04:30:12 PM
To protect the socks

From what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on June 04, 2008, 06:38:45 PM
From the stinky dirty feet.

Can it be hug times now please?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on June 04, 2008, 09:50:45 PM
*HUG* :D

Why did my lender change the rules >:( ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: openhappy on June 08, 2008, 02:06:31 AM
Because the lender hates you and every one else.

Why the hell am I still up so late?
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Post by: Rei-Rei on June 08, 2008, 05:48:23 PM
Because you still have the urge to take photos but you don't have any lights on in the house.

Why is it so hot?
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Post by: BrightHeart76 on June 08, 2008, 11:48:14 PM
Because it isn't cold.

Why does my mouth hurt so bad, but only at night?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on June 09, 2008, 02:39:38 PM
because you ate a poptart =D

what can you do with a poptart?
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Post by: Barnes on June 09, 2008, 03:18:33 PM
*opens the car trunk*

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
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Post by: K&K4ever on June 09, 2008, 07:24:50 PM
what's the price?

Very Nice. How much?
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Post by: error00004 on June 09, 2008, 09:20:15 PM
2 dollars......cash.

Can I catch wild pokemon?
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Post by: K&K4ever on June 09, 2008, 09:23:42 PM
Depends on where you look

why do allergies make my life so miserable?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on June 09, 2008, 09:25:00 PM
because you can produce chocolate.

Why am I not playing Halo3?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on June 09, 2008, 09:26:33 PM
coffee break

why does my nose feel so dry?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on June 09, 2008, 09:28:10 PM
because you haven't picked it yet.

Where is my Domo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on June 09, 2008, 10:37:03 PM
on your head

why do I feel hungry?
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Post by: error00004 on June 11, 2008, 09:28:45 PM
cause I ate your food.

why is MGS for ps3!>!?!?!?!?!?!
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Post by: Barnes on June 12, 2008, 12:00:45 AM
Snake is over there

Is there anybody online for Brawl right now?
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Post by: K&K4ever on June 12, 2008, 09:31:15 AM
Dose it look like I have a Wii?

Why can't I have a Wii? :'(
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Post by: Rei-Rei on June 13, 2008, 07:44:10 PM
Because you got the DS instead.

Why can't my stuff pack itself?
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Post by: K&K4ever on June 14, 2008, 07:26:22 PM
It doesn't have any legs

Why does my shoulder hurt
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Post by: AbsolutelyCursed on June 14, 2008, 10:03:44 PM
Because you used it to break down a door.

Why is Rob Schneider in every Adam Sandler movie or seems like it?
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Post by: heeroyuy135 on June 14, 2008, 11:00:57 PM
Because it's Rob fucking Schneider.

Will Kung Fu Panda be better movie than WALL-E?
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Post by: K&K4ever on June 15, 2008, 12:40:16 AM
WHAT? NO!!!!

When will I be able to post my report?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on June 15, 2008, 03:18:42 PM
When UNIX goes mainstream

Should I get a new pc and have it run on UNIX?
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Post by: K&K4ever on June 16, 2008, 12:54:09 PM
If you want to pay for it yourself yes

Why am I shaking?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: heeroyuy135 on June 16, 2008, 03:08:21 PM
Because I said so

How in the world did Tiger Woods win the U.S. Open?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on June 16, 2008, 06:34:39 PM
Because he was the best

How will the aliens interpret us?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on September 04, 2008, 05:19:14 PM
by saying "Bacon"


Why am I sick?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: questionette on September 04, 2008, 09:56:07 PM
because you breathed herpes air.

why didn't you die tomorrow?

 ??? ??? ???*confusing skills of doom!* ??? ??? ???
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Post by: Barnes on September 04, 2008, 11:33:14 PM
La-LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

How does Owen (Total Drama Island) manage to not get voted off?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on September 10, 2008, 10:00:26 PM
it's a cartoon, you expect it to make sense?

Why do people do that?
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Post by: JohnnyAR on September 11, 2008, 04:35:34 PM
no fucking idea

Why build a large hadron collider when you can make a big ass laser?
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Post by: K&K4ever on September 13, 2008, 08:16:18 PM
Bureaucracy

How long was I asleep?
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Post by: Jin-Chi-Chan on September 13, 2008, 10:16:08 PM
You're still asleep. =3

Why do I wear black in summer?
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Post by: K&K4ever on September 13, 2008, 11:15:35 PM
Because you are a masacist

Why did I have to got to seven diferent stors just to find a pair of red boots that fit?
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Post by: Jin-Chi-Chan on September 13, 2008, 11:57:58 PM
Because you have two left feet.

Why do haters exist?
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Post by: rude32 on September 14, 2008, 12:01:30 AM
Because of people like you.

Where can I get more money quick?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jin-Chi-Chan on September 14, 2008, 12:02:42 AM
Go stand on a street corner.

Why is the ocean so big?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: rude32 on September 14, 2008, 12:20:31 AM
Because your so small.

Why does the central valley have to suck so much ass?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on September 14, 2008, 12:52:36 AM
A black Hole appeared there

Why does my cat like catnip?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jin-Chi-Chan on September 14, 2008, 11:19:43 AM
He takes after you.

Why is ice cold?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on September 14, 2008, 05:54:20 PM
Because of Jack Frost

Why do I want the TV all to my self
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on September 15, 2008, 08:42:50 AM
Because then you can sneak off with it and give it to me.
Why do I hate the weather today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on September 15, 2008, 06:42:50 PM
You take California for granted

Who shot J.R.?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on September 15, 2008, 09:33:37 PM
Tom Cruise

why does square-enix take so long to release its games?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Sora on September 15, 2008, 11:10:21 PM
Because they're easily distracted or have other games to release?

Why does Viz suck so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on September 16, 2008, 08:03:06 PM
Because they have waaaaaaaaaaaay too many vaccums

Why does cookie dough come in tubes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on September 16, 2008, 08:03:43 PM
Because everything is better in tube form

Why do I feel so stressed?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: yumicchi88 on September 16, 2008, 08:06:42 PM
because they don't pronounce "kurogane" right.






Why do dubs suck?
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Post by: K&K4ever on September 16, 2008, 08:21:53 PM
Because they ignore the correct pronunciation of the names

Why do I feel tired?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on September 16, 2008, 08:24:43 PM
because the government is sucking out your life-force

Why are there such things as plot twist?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on September 16, 2008, 08:27:15 PM
Because other wise life would be boring

Why do my feet feel cold?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on September 16, 2008, 10:04:09 PM
BEcause your hands are hot

why do I have a stalker
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on September 16, 2008, 10:37:32 PM
*Bang!* There I shot him for ya. That'll be $200,000 please

Is the package here yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on September 16, 2008, 10:45:16 PM
Yeah, its right here(....hahahaha! im soo sorry, I couldn't resist)

Why does your head hurt after you stretch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on September 16, 2008, 11:13:34 PM
Because dehydration comes at you at 56 mph!

Why is the permit, just a regular piece of paper?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on September 17, 2008, 01:25:31 AM
They were out of tracing paper

Why is my neighbor's cat trying to invade our back yard?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on September 17, 2008, 07:39:35 AM
He wants to take over your population of grass.
Is Thanksgivings week here yet?
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Post by: Sora on September 17, 2008, 10:02:45 AM
It's too bad it isn't...because time doesn't roll fast enough.

Why do guys get weirded out by yaoi?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on September 17, 2008, 11:55:23 AM
Because they are not confident in their sexuality

How have I been?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Morbus on September 17, 2008, 03:14:35 PM
sleepy.

Why is every one so far away?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on September 17, 2008, 06:10:45 PM
We wait for the day. For the nights are so wasted and gone.

We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in 1000 days?
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Post by: explosive_artist on September 17, 2008, 07:05:39 PM
though the fire and the flames, we'll carry on

why is my friend so ignorant?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on September 17, 2008, 07:12:00 PM
Because he believes Yaoi is the answer to everything.
Why does my memory suck?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on September 17, 2008, 07:34:00 PM
because namine is terrible at her job

Why isn't the sky blue?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on September 17, 2008, 08:00:58 PM
Cause I ate it!

Why isn't my tea hot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on September 17, 2008, 08:29:24 PM
because I blew on it

Why is coke so (EFF!)ing carbonated
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Post by: Sora on September 17, 2008, 09:21:22 PM
'Cause they added too much air when they made it.

Why don't sweatdrops exist in RL?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on September 17, 2008, 10:30:35 PM
Because there is rain.

Can I has sting cheese?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on September 18, 2008, 11:54:26 AM
No you can't. It's illegal.
Do I have time to go to Cookie Connection today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jin-Chi-Chan on September 18, 2008, 05:04:37 PM
No, you spend all your time online, remember?
When will all this anger, hate and biggotry be gone?
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Post by: K&K4ever on September 20, 2008, 01:06:35 AM
When god comes down from heaven and kicks our asses

How could I have spilled tea on pleather >:( 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on September 20, 2008, 07:07:59 PM
Let's talk about leather

Who just flew in from Spain?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on September 20, 2008, 07:26:47 PM
the supreme headmaster

Who invented simileys?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jin-Chi-Chan on September 20, 2008, 09:20:24 PM
A faceless nerd who still lives at home.
What is my hair color?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on September 20, 2008, 09:38:30 PM
Crimson Sapphire

Can you really hit certin points on a person's body and have them not able to move?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jin-Chi-Chan on September 20, 2008, 11:42:00 PM
One good brick to the head usually works better.
Who should I be for Fanime '09?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on September 21, 2008, 12:07:46 AM
Billy Crystal

How should I know?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jin-Chi-Chan on September 21, 2008, 12:10:15 PM
Because you have been elected King of the Anime Nerds.
Do I know you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on September 21, 2008, 02:54:18 PM
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Splash*

Cannonball Run, anyone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jin-Chi-Chan on September 21, 2008, 07:25:13 PM
-hits with Pikachu plushie-
Why does our flag have a bear on it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Morbus on September 21, 2008, 07:53:55 PM
Because bears are fuzzy

Why is my hair growing so quickly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on September 21, 2008, 07:56:58 PM
Because your hair thinks that you're cousin it

Why do you feel so accomplished after beating sephiroth on Kingdom Hearts?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on September 21, 2008, 11:26:25 PM
Because this just proves that you too, CAN beat a guy like him in real life. =O
Is wallpaper that difficult to put up?
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Post by: error00004 on September 22, 2008, 10:55:18 AM
if it's ripped into little bits of paper then....yes :3

Why do I take milk to school?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Morbus on September 22, 2008, 11:37:08 AM
because there is no cow at school.

why do backgrounds always look better black
?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jin-Chi-Chan on September 22, 2008, 04:16:33 PM
Because we've all taken Paint It Black by The Rolling Stones to heart. =D
Why are there so many depressed people nowadays?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Morbus on September 22, 2008, 06:06:26 PM
because Fanime is still forever away.

Why did i change my color?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on September 23, 2008, 08:55:24 AM
Because you wanted to stand out

Why are there ppl on youtube in my class?
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Post by: Gatsby on September 23, 2008, 03:00:55 PM
Because the voice in your mind says so?

Why wasn't on the forums all summer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on September 23, 2008, 05:58:46 PM
*Flush*

Wheres the plunger?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on September 23, 2008, 09:20:53 PM
Bend over to find out.

Why must Bawls be the center of so many innuendo jokes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on September 24, 2008, 06:25:05 PM
Because you are too

Why didn't I put sunscreen on at water world?
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Post by: Gatsby on September 24, 2008, 09:41:39 PM
A pelican stole it.

Who was phone?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on September 25, 2008, 10:13:35 AM
Hello?

What are you talking about?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on September 26, 2008, 02:03:36 AM
UC Davis

why does it hurt when I  ;) ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on September 26, 2008, 03:18:03 PM
cause a metal monkey punched you.

Why am I stuck on a game?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on September 27, 2008, 12:05:58 AM
You pushing the wrong buttons.

Why can't I sleep?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: XpHoBiaX on September 27, 2008, 12:10:58 AM
Becuase a mind controlling newt is in your brain.

what the heck am I talking about?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on September 27, 2008, 01:05:41 PM
A mind controlling newt.

Why am I so tired?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on September 27, 2008, 04:27:09 PM
Hard drive

Say what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on September 27, 2008, 07:49:45 PM
What what in the butt.

Where did the day go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on September 27, 2008, 08:57:41 PM
To my secret club.

where did godzilla go?
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Post by: Gatsby on September 27, 2008, 09:00:03 PM
To the vet.

Who does Number 2 work for?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on September 27, 2008, 09:04:03 PM
my pie
 
should I use an umbrella on tuesdays?
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Post by: Gatsby on September 27, 2008, 09:07:59 PM
Only if you want to turn into a zombie.

Are you an error?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on September 27, 2008, 09:09:35 PM
if I killed your computer, then yes.

can I have more pie?
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Post by: Gatsby on September 27, 2008, 09:14:48 PM
Pie is for those who can't eat cake.

Where is this red light in my room coming from?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on September 27, 2008, 09:17:13 PM
YOU MADE MISTER BUBBLES ANGRY!

can I play with toys?
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Post by: Gatsby on September 27, 2008, 09:22:15 PM
Only if you don't put the small pieces in your mouth.

When will Bioshock 2 be announced?
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Post by: error00004 on September 27, 2008, 09:24:06 PM
when it gets announced.

Enter Halloween contest?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on September 27, 2008, 09:25:05 PM
Yes duh.

Is this the right topic?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on September 27, 2008, 09:28:12 PM
Ask Pyramid Head.

am I too short to cosplay mister bubbles?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on September 27, 2008, 09:30:55 PM
Oh no.

Would you kindly post a new question?
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Post by: error00004 on September 27, 2008, 09:33:35 PM
if you eat that banana.

planet of the apes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on September 27, 2008, 09:36:25 PM
Ape hunting time.

RAWR?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on September 27, 2008, 09:37:46 PM
Mechazawa is here!

SUSHI NAO?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on September 27, 2008, 09:47:34 PM
SUSHI NEVER!

Where is my remote?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on September 27, 2008, 09:48:55 PM
HE TOOK IT!

why does he have them shifty eyes?
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Post by: Gatsby on September 27, 2008, 09:50:15 PM
He's deformed. Way to make fun of a deformed person.

Where are you?
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Post by: error00004 on September 27, 2008, 09:52:16 PM
cheez it land!

where is he?
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Post by: Gatsby on September 27, 2008, 10:03:15 PM
My mouth. O_o


Where is the moon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on September 27, 2008, 10:04:24 PM
not in the sky.

should the cow cross the field?
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Post by: Gatsby on September 27, 2008, 10:20:44 PM
Only when the lambs scream.

Are you stalking me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on September 27, 2008, 10:21:32 PM
man meets potato.

are you being silly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on September 27, 2008, 10:25:54 PM
Just hyper.

Can you think of an "O" character?
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Post by: error00004 on September 27, 2008, 10:28:43 PM
HATRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


CAN YOU?!
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Post by: Gatsby on September 27, 2008, 10:32:46 PM
Octrok ;)

Where does shoe go?
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Post by: error00004 on September 27, 2008, 10:35:46 PM
On the glob of poop.

why the long face?
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Post by: Gatsby on September 27, 2008, 10:38:12 PM
I'm a horse.

What's wrong Mr. Grumpy Gills?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on September 27, 2008, 10:42:19 PM
HA! I HAVE NO GILLS!

Can I fly with fish?
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Post by: Gatsby on September 27, 2008, 11:14:35 PM
Dr. Seuss says so.

Do you know who the Muffin Man is?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on September 27, 2008, 11:41:47 PM
COME ON!

Blue Falcon?
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Post by: Gatsby on September 27, 2008, 11:49:38 PM
Ebon Hawk.

Why does my tummy hurt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on September 28, 2008, 11:28:58 AM
Because your tummy doesn't like you

Where does the money all go?
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Post by: Gatsby on September 28, 2008, 03:00:38 PM
To the government.

Why do I use my Wii more as a gamecube than a Wii?
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Post by: explosive_artist on September 28, 2008, 05:26:22 PM
because old things are sometimes better than new

Why does it still stay crunchy in milk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on September 28, 2008, 05:38:41 PM
Molecular crunch pieces are having an epic war with the milk.

Why did I originally forget my question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on September 28, 2008, 05:41:46 PM
Because the epic-ness of my last question threw your mind into a confusion

Why do people powder?
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Post by: Rei-Rei on September 28, 2008, 08:58:16 PM
To conceal their shiny noses.

Why is it so hot?
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Post by: Gatsby on September 28, 2008, 09:39:17 PM
Something to do with rotation and sun...

Who honestly comes up with the sometimes complex murders in Case Closed?
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Post by: error00004 on September 28, 2008, 09:56:32 PM
the gameboy he secretly plays.

why can't I grow a mustache?
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Post by: Gatsby on September 28, 2008, 10:12:10 PM
Not man enough!

Why is it getting hotter instead of colder?

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Post by: Barnes on September 28, 2008, 10:43:29 PM
"I have a confession to make..........."

Scooby Doo, where are you?
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Post by: Gatsby on September 28, 2008, 11:01:05 PM
Getting righ wiff Raggy.

Why am I so tired?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on September 29, 2008, 08:39:47 AM
Cause you took a huge omega ultra dump :3

Can it be my birthday soon?
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Post by: K&K4ever on September 29, 2008, 05:43:19 PM
No you have to wait a year

Can I get a WACOM tablet?
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Post by: Gatsby on September 29, 2008, 07:08:06 PM
You're the reason we can't have nice things, so no.

May I get a w00t w00t?
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Post by: error00004 on September 29, 2008, 08:45:17 PM
If godzilla agrees to.

What cleans your system?
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Post by: K&K4ever on September 29, 2008, 09:12:23 PM
HENTAI

Why won't this idiot pick up the phone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on September 29, 2008, 10:22:21 PM
He has phone.

Why do I watch reruns of That 70's Show?
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Post by: explosive_artist on September 30, 2008, 10:08:46 PM
Because there's nothing else to watch

Why  is nightwish so awsome?
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Post by: K&K4ever on September 30, 2008, 10:24:19 PM
Be cause of the CORN!!!!!!!

Can I has Desert?
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Post by: explosive_artist on September 30, 2008, 10:28:02 PM
No, instead you get a backhand

Why do some girls complain that most cute or good-looking males are gay?
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Post by: K&K4ever on September 30, 2008, 10:31:11 PM
Because that leaves none for them (But I has My man ;) (Shinsengumi))

WARE'S  THE CORN?
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Post by: Gatsby on September 30, 2008, 11:06:10 PM
There is no CORN only CORM!!! And we like it.

Why didn't explosive_artist tell me he likes Nightwish?!
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Post by: SOawesomeness on September 30, 2008, 11:08:10 PM
Because [insert username here] thought that nightwish was so awesome that you knew about it already.

Why do we have double chins when it doesn't protect us from much?
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Post by: Gatsby on September 30, 2008, 11:10:11 PM
Cleft! The boy chin wonder know why.

Should I go to sleep?
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Post by: explosive_artist on October 01, 2008, 05:33:27 PM
Let me answer your question with another, Do you want to be raped?
And I didn't know that there were other Nightwish fans on these forums

Why do people say that "It's Not Halloween Yet" when you wear a costume during any other month?
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Post by: Gatsby on October 01, 2008, 08:37:55 PM
Because they're jealous loses!

Why does rootbeer taste so damn good?
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Post by: K&K4ever on October 01, 2008, 11:12:13 PM
Because you have an addiction :-X

Why is there no ice cream in the freezer?
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Post by: explosive_artist on October 02, 2008, 08:52:20 PM
Because the goblins ate it all

Why aren't there flying cars, they said there would be flying cars about now in those cartoons
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Post by: Gatsby on October 02, 2008, 10:07:50 PM
2000 was a lie.

If I'm addicted to rootbeer, should I go to RA?
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Post by: Barnes on October 03, 2008, 01:09:43 AM
if you can afford it

Why are my flash drives running out of space?  ;D
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Post by: Gatsby on October 05, 2008, 05:43:52 PM
Stop downloading guro!

Is it me, or am I getting way better at DDR?
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Post by: Barnes on October 05, 2008, 10:51:13 PM
*Drops a banana peel on your pad and watches you fall*

Who's gonna pick that up?
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Post by: Gatsby on October 05, 2008, 10:58:16 PM
*slaps you* YOU ARE!!!

What is the meaning of life?
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Post by: explosive_artist on October 06, 2008, 10:08:16 PM
CHEESE!!

Wy is it better to have loved and lost than to have never have loved at all ?
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Post by: Kazuma_uzumaki on October 06, 2008, 10:31:13 PM
^
it's not. People just say that to screw with your mind. It's a nice line in series too

How come in technology, smaller is better?
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Post by: Gatsby on October 07, 2008, 02:02:45 PM
Because Japan said so.

Why am I having a wavering cold and not just getting fully sick?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on October 07, 2008, 10:41:54 PM
*Steals your medicine* That's for slapping me, kid!

Wall Street?
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Post by: K&K4ever on October 08, 2008, 06:27:51 PM
*CRASH*

Why can't I find a job?
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Post by: Rei-Rei on October 08, 2008, 07:11:45 PM
Because the muffin man ated it all.

Why does my wisdom teeth have to be removed soon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on October 08, 2008, 09:17:25 PM
Because you were screwed by genetics.

Why can't I also find a job?
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Post by: K&K4ever on October 09, 2008, 06:59:21 PM
It a conspiricy

Why do I like to ware sandals
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Post by: Barnes on October 10, 2008, 01:16:34 AM
Sword

Marth?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on October 13, 2008, 07:48:17 PM
Who?

What's this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on October 14, 2008, 09:29:07 PM
Pigglet!

gotta go poopy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on October 14, 2008, 09:44:09 PM
Silly Pooh Bear.

Why am I sick?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on October 15, 2008, 02:11:57 PM
It's all Dora the Explorer's fault.

do I need a green tea leaf?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on October 16, 2008, 08:48:34 PM
Yes

Why is love so damn complicated?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on October 16, 2008, 10:48:09 PM
Try again later.

Why am I too lazy to go get more popsicles?
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Post by: K&K4ever on October 17, 2008, 11:14:37 AM
You like to make your own

Why is my mom so frantic?
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Post by: potatofreek on October 17, 2008, 05:39:41 PM
Because she is afraid of getting smushed by and african elephant.

Why does the figment of my imagination pretend to exist?
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Post by: explosive_artist on October 17, 2008, 07:56:46 PM
Because it wants to get to know you better

Is there a right way to make ramen?
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Post by: kollunz on October 17, 2008, 10:48:42 PM
Yes, there is only one way, the manly way.

How can I be near cats and not get allergic reactions?
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Post by: K&K4ever on October 18, 2008, 11:06:49 AM
Ware a mask

Who is Joe the plumber? ???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on October 18, 2008, 12:01:30 PM
Mario and Luigi's cousin

AH! My back! What should I do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on October 18, 2008, 12:48:39 PM
get a massage

Why does cosplaying cost so much money?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: JohnnyAR on October 18, 2008, 08:09:54 PM
Because paper means so much


Why are black holes black?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: kollunz on October 19, 2008, 12:37:44 PM
because they like to take in all of your things.

Why is my internet slow when I download prawn?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on October 19, 2008, 06:05:56 PM
tooth

Got any dental floss?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on October 19, 2008, 08:16:50 PM
BACON!

What was the murder weapon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on October 19, 2008, 09:18:14 PM
the dental floss

Can crystals heal?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on October 19, 2008, 09:22:31 PM
Depends if it was the Dark Crystal

How do you make a pair of pants?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on October 19, 2008, 09:29:04 PM
breath heavily twice

Why does monday have to come so soon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on October 19, 2008, 10:21:43 PM
It has something against you

Why am I getting so frustrated?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on October 19, 2008, 11:20:48 PM
Your mind is overloading with dirty thoughts.

Why am I happy but a bit down too?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on October 20, 2008, 08:42:10 AM
Because Zelda ate your hair off with a spoon.

Why are there people playing with a yardstick?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on October 20, 2008, 12:16:51 PM
Because they want to measure things silly.

Are you there Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on October 20, 2008, 04:05:20 PM
RAWR!

What is the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on October 21, 2008, 12:12:00 AM
I think it's the Mayonnaise's archenemy.

Can I has cookie nao?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on October 21, 2008, 02:03:13 PM
Chocolate Chip or Oatmeal?

How did we get here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on October 21, 2008, 05:47:26 PM
Through interprative dance

Will there be a kingdom hearts 3?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on October 21, 2008, 09:09:03 PM
Only if you stop touching yourself at night.

What should I get my best friend for her birthday?
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Post by: Barnes on October 21, 2008, 10:49:01 PM
A cliff

Mario, where are you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on October 21, 2008, 10:51:19 PM
In King Koopa's belly.

When did Princess Toadstool become Prince Peach?
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Post by: heeroyuy135 on October 21, 2008, 11:36:07 PM
Since the sex change.
Why did Sarah Palin wuss out in singing that song on SNL over the weekend?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on October 22, 2008, 08:42:53 AM
Because she realized she wasn't sexy enough.

Why is the sun yellow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on October 22, 2008, 04:26:36 PM
Because it never brushed itself

Why is the sun so damn hot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on October 24, 2008, 11:18:32 PM
Because it wares tight fitting clothing

Have you lost the game today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on October 26, 2008, 09:23:08 PM
no, but you did.

What is The Game?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on October 27, 2008, 09:35:20 AM
Life.

How can I read a book in 10 minutes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on October 28, 2008, 11:03:17 AM
Skim through the pages.

Where did I put my life?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: fanimeman#1 on October 28, 2008, 05:28:18 PM
Check your left pocket.


Why are there protesters to something so great?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on October 29, 2008, 08:59:08 PM
Because people are stupid

Who will be the next president?
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Post by: Rei-Rei on October 30, 2008, 07:49:34 AM
Biden.

Is it going to rain today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on October 30, 2008, 10:47:39 AM
Yep, it will rain Hot Chocolate :D

Why doesn't my phone have GPS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on October 30, 2008, 02:22:30 PM
Because people who know Dynasty Warriors aren't allowed to have GPS.

Can I exchange my laptop for a new one?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: fanimeman#1 on October 30, 2008, 02:24:39 PM
depends if it a mac or pc. because macs rock.


why don't i have a girlfriend?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: potatofreek on October 31, 2008, 08:49:55 AM
because you are not brave enough to go out and get one

why do my night contacts keep failing me, and screwing up my eyes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on October 31, 2008, 02:39:17 PM
Because they're the wrong size.

Why am I nervous for the conference, even if I already know what's going to be said?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 01, 2008, 11:22:42 AM
Because you are afraid that a meteor will strike and ruin it for you

Why are people calling me even though I've already voted via abcenty?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on November 01, 2008, 08:07:03 PM
Because they are your stalker

We are some people so obsessive?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 01, 2008, 10:26:48 PM
Because they don't know what an overachiever is.

Why do scary movies scare me so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on November 01, 2008, 11:25:34 PM
Because its their job

why don't we have flying cars?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jin-Chi-Chan on November 02, 2008, 06:15:05 PM
Because J.K. Rowlings ruined it for everyone.
Why have I been gone so long?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 02, 2008, 06:23:11 PM
Because you abandoned us and went to another forum.

Bacon or no bacon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on November 02, 2008, 06:57:38 PM
no bacon

why is THERE BACON IN THE SOAP!??!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: neon green on November 02, 2008, 07:21:59 PM
i was hungry and smelly

why am i out of a life?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on November 02, 2008, 07:27:55 PM
Because you lost one in the last level

Why do they make things such as Giga Pudding
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on November 02, 2008, 11:11:39 PM
Robbery lottery

Boot, where are you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 02, 2008, 11:22:11 PM
about to hit you a**

Why didn't I have a fun time today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on November 03, 2008, 09:22:10 PM
Because your burning youth wasn't hot enough

WHy is there such things as homework club
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 04, 2008, 08:58:03 AM
Because, you forgot to do your homework

Why is fabric so expensive?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 04, 2008, 09:21:19 AM
Because it is made of a bajillion threads that costs a cent each.

Why is labor so expensive?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 04, 2008, 09:27:42 AM
Because they are stiffing you

why am I so worried about the propositions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on November 04, 2008, 05:20:49 PM
Because you want to see how they change the way "they" run your life


How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie-pop
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 04, 2008, 05:58:38 PM
Ask Mr. Owl

Do you like Ike?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 04, 2008, 06:24:50 PM
It depends which Ike you are talking about. The hurricane, no. The character, yes. The ex-president. Yes.

Why am I so lazy??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on November 04, 2008, 10:30:35 PM
You worked on the chain gang in prison during a past life.

Why is math so hard (for me)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 05, 2008, 09:32:41 AM
your teacher is talking in a different language

What is going on with coffee?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 05, 2008, 10:18:15 AM
Coffee isn't pure anymore nowadays. They add meth into it.

Why is there so many brands of crappy tea out there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: potatofreek on November 05, 2008, 05:11:14 PM
because tea is meant to be crappy

Why is is that the better something is, the more expensive it is?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on November 05, 2008, 10:37:01 PM
your teacher is talking in a different language

That answer made me chuckle  :D

And the chicken tastes like rubber

Do eggs blow up in the microwave?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 06, 2008, 09:21:34 AM
I don't know let's find-BOOM! . . .

What just happened?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on November 06, 2008, 06:55:15 PM
Obama............that's what happend

why so serious?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 07, 2008, 09:07:22 AM
Because prop 8 passed >:( >:( >:( >:(

I can has cheeseburger?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 07, 2008, 02:18:24 PM
No. The monkey ate your cheeseburger. Now you are stuck with a vegan burger.

Can I has credit card?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on November 07, 2008, 09:24:46 PM
Only if you want your credit to kill itself.

May I have more?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 07, 2008, 09:49:41 PM
More what

When will it be over
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on November 08, 2008, 12:27:39 AM
"I'll stop the world and melt with you"

Like, gag me with a spoon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 08, 2008, 06:41:52 AM
I'll do better then that, I'll strangle you

Can I go to sleep now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 08, 2008, 12:27:19 PM
No. You still have to play Wii games with me.

I'm lazy. I don't wanna goooooooooo. Can I just stay home?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: laganndriller on November 09, 2008, 03:48:01 PM
no u cant i destroyed it
what is the meaning to life
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: GomenNasaiPro on November 09, 2008, 06:07:01 PM
Anime is the meaning of life


why is cosplaying so fun
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: RaddaX2 on November 09, 2008, 06:12:11 PM
What's the difference between jelly and jam?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 10, 2008, 09:52:58 AM
Not much, and you forgot to answer the person above you

Why do people do that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 10, 2008, 03:15:30 PM
Because they hate you.

Can I loose 5 lbs now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: EvilBunnyKid on November 10, 2008, 03:38:57 PM
Only if you dont belive in yourself.


(to help the un-answered poster)

Why is Cosplay so fun?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: laganndriller on November 10, 2008, 04:07:46 PM
BECAUSE IT IS lol
why does my answer suck?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: GomenNasaiPro on November 10, 2008, 09:13:54 PM
because its not good jk/jk



why didn't anyone aswer me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 11, 2008, 09:23:06 AM
They forgot about you

Why is my back swore?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: laganndriller on November 11, 2008, 01:21:07 PM
because you were ran over and forgot

Why do i like sushi?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 11, 2008, 03:46:49 PM
Because you don't like the idea of killing fish... You prefer to eat them alive!

Why am I still procrastinating!?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: GomenNasaiPro on November 11, 2008, 09:34:26 PM
Because multi-tasking is very hard


why are the people at Fanime nicer than the people you meet at school or anywhere eIse?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Hakaru_chan on November 11, 2008, 09:37:56 PM
its because we all share the same interests and we were all destined to meet each other and save the world!

why can't i breathe through my nose and i feel like im not making full breathes in my body (its actually a serious question because i feel like this now... but lets see what happens)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: laganndriller on November 11, 2008, 09:45:53 PM
its because we all share the same interests and we were all destined to meet each other and save the world!

why can't i breathe through my nose and i feel like im not making full breathes in my body (its actually a serious question because i feel like this now... but lets see what happens)

probably ur sick maybe...

why ask such as serious question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 12, 2008, 11:54:50 AM
Because he doesn't have any pie

Why do I like the Jak series so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: GomenNasaiPro on November 12, 2008, 04:46:01 PM
because of all the future weapons!

what is the purpose of Rick Rolling
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 12, 2008, 05:05:45 PM
to get rolled over

Why am I feeling full?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 12, 2008, 07:52:29 PM
Because you stole all the food from my stomach!  >:(

Why am I never full today??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on November 12, 2008, 09:02:48 PM
Because all days are never filling

How are there millions of fruity pebbles in every bite?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 12, 2008, 09:21:55 PM
You have a big mouth

Why is it so cold
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: laganndriller on November 12, 2008, 11:46:29 PM
cuz ur a snowman

why am i sad?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 13, 2008, 09:33:02 AM
Because you have issues...

Why is it so incredibly bright today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: laganndriller on November 13, 2008, 05:38:56 PM
cuz the sun is happy

why is my street so busy
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on November 14, 2008, 07:56:08 PM
Because its rush hour

How can they put cinnimon swirls in every bite?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 14, 2008, 08:58:54 PM
cheat

Why did Game Informer come today
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: RaddaX2 on November 14, 2008, 09:04:42 PM
because I rubbed him the right way

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?".  U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded".  THEN WHO WAS THE PHONE?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 14, 2008, 09:06:19 PM
That would be a feet considering I'm a girl and my BOYFRIEND is Shinsengumi

Why did you ask such a log question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: RaddaX2 on November 14, 2008, 09:16:03 PM
(http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z10/Thousand1words/1226646779225.jpg)

What's the difference between jelly and jam?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 15, 2008, 09:24:49 AM
Jam is supposed to be mushy and inconsistent, jelly isn't.

Why is there only one cup?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: EvilBunnyKid on November 15, 2008, 11:02:38 AM
Because the cup is a lone wolf!!  :P

What came first? BLEACH or Naruto?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on November 16, 2008, 12:00:03 AM
Donald Duck

Any words for Captain Falcon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rette on November 16, 2008, 03:38:24 AM
They're taking the hobbits to Eisengard!

Why's his head so big?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 16, 2008, 04:35:44 AM
He needs the wind to deflect off his face because his body can't handle the pressure...

Why am I still awake?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rette on November 16, 2008, 04:46:51 AM
Because if you sleep the flying ninja monkeys will eat your brains with bbq sauce.

Why would people ever think the moon was made of cheese?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 16, 2008, 10:38:16 AM
Because they got hungry... And the idea of a giant cow getting fat by eating the moon sounds appealing to them...

Why did I wake up at 8 this morning?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: laganndriller on November 16, 2008, 04:27:55 PM
cuz u sneezed

why is it sunny
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on November 17, 2008, 09:27:33 PM
Because someone, somewhere, is having a great day

Is it true that contacts sting?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: RaddaX2 on November 17, 2008, 09:36:53 PM
I think it depends on the brand.  Mines didn't sting but one of my friends got his somewhere in the philippines and his would float to the back of his eyeballs.  Not sure if it stung but I bet it hurt like a bitch.

Can we men cry and still be... manly (http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z10/Thousand1words/1226866092644.jpg)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 17, 2008, 11:45:25 PM
Yes, but in the case of that picture... No.

Can I have more Snickers bars without the sugar, fat and calories??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: EvilBunnyKid on November 18, 2008, 10:48:27 AM
Sure!!  Eat the Wrapper!!  :P


Will someone pay for my Fanime Badge?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: laganndriller on November 19, 2008, 04:57:42 PM
yeah ur wallet shall pay for you

what should i do for my b day?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 19, 2008, 05:34:25 PM
dance on your head

Why is WaMu trying to screw me over?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 19, 2008, 07:13:48 PM
Because screwing itself over just isn't enough.

Can I stop eating now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: RaddaX2 on November 19, 2008, 08:57:11 PM
No.  you must fatten for the winter.  LIKE A BEAR

Why am I watching Tora Dora?
  No I have a better question.  Let's say you're at a small japanese restaurant and they have an all you can eat lunch special for $21, the only condition is that you eat separated from your group so that you can't give them your scraps.  The real problem though is that you and your sister are twins conjoined by the neck.  So you're 2 heads on 1 body.  Do you and your sister count as 1 person or 2 people?  Further more would you kill your sister for the all you can eat sushi?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: L3sli3_Lov3s_Chu on November 21, 2008, 11:14:26 AM
Thats not stupid, thats complicated!!

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 21, 2008, 05:09:23 PM
 . . . You forgot to ask a question

Why do people do that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: laganndriller on November 21, 2008, 05:14:21 PM
because they are very forgetful...
 why do i like playing with the vocaloid program
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 21, 2008, 05:20:33 PM
Because you're a perv

What movie should I go see?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 21, 2008, 05:22:48 PM
Madagascar. We should go see it together.

Can you take me to the movies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 21, 2008, 05:29:35 PM
I don't know where you live

Why can't we decide on a movie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: laganndriller on November 21, 2008, 05:34:54 PM
because theres lots of movies

can i go too?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 21, 2008, 05:36:40 PM
You don't know what we're going to go see

What are we seeing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: laganndriller on November 21, 2008, 05:37:43 PM
spongebob the movie!

what else is there to watch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 21, 2008, 05:39:04 PM
Burn after reading

How old am I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 21, 2008, 05:40:29 PM
You're 10 years older than me, 55 years younger than your boyfriend. And 1 year older than your aunt.

When are you picking me up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 21, 2008, 05:42:53 PM
I don't exactly know where you are

Why dose my back hurt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: laganndriller on November 21, 2008, 05:45:03 PM
u carry lots of food in your backpack

why does the NOA hate earthbound fans?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on November 21, 2008, 05:48:15 PM
This games winner is............

What ever happened to all the fun in the world?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: laganndriller on November 21, 2008, 05:53:18 PM
evil eats it all

is naruto ending in the manga?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 22, 2008, 09:33:21 AM
I could care less because I am starting to get sick of that series

Why are puppies sooooooooooo cute
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: laganndriller on November 22, 2008, 11:58:12 PM
because the will rule the world with it

why are we on this thread?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 23, 2008, 01:25:31 AM
Because we are interested in puppies.

How much longer can I stay awake?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: EvilBunnyKid on November 23, 2008, 12:07:05 PM
Dont Know?  When does Naruto re-runs come on again?


Does anyone else like Vassalord?  (its not yaoi....I am also known as an advent Liar!!)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: laganndriller on November 23, 2008, 12:26:59 PM
i never heard of it

why do people read books?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 23, 2008, 01:28:07 PM
Because they are tree-killers.

Why isn't there any mushrooms?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: RaddaX2 on November 23, 2008, 01:31:55 PM
There's a mushroom (http://radar.spacebar.org/img/1062686280-1441272784-img.jpg) growing the corner of my bathroom, what are you talking about?

Why can't I solve all my problems with my fist just like Ken-Oh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: laganndriller on November 23, 2008, 03:21:18 PM
cuz u need to eat more OATS and DO more SQUATS

what is x?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 23, 2008, 06:17:32 PM
It's  :-X 's mouth

Why do ass holes go after the kids of the president on West Wing
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 23, 2008, 09:11:02 PM
Because they're weak!

Where is my pie!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 24, 2008, 10:21:13 AM
On your face

Can I has sowing Machine?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 24, 2008, 10:23:57 AM
No you can't, because you ditched me this weekend.

Why did I forget to bring my coat??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 24, 2008, 10:37:56 AM
Because it was warm when you left the house

Why do I feel like I need to get up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 24, 2008, 10:45:43 AM
Because your sense tell you that I'm going to bomb your house because I hate you. >=\

Can I go home now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: laganndriller on November 25, 2008, 05:43:52 PM
yes u may go home now

can u take this cat with you?
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/cotterperson/foundcat1.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: RaddaX2 on November 26, 2008, 08:14:05 PM
but it's not a cat

what's a fun thing to do on a rainy day?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: laganndriller on November 26, 2008, 09:07:00 PM
eat oats

why is Wiifit so fun
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 26, 2008, 09:59:34 PM
Because it is made of win

Why do people treat Pit bulls so badly? :'(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on November 26, 2008, 10:23:04 PM
Because they molest little kids.

Why am I down?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: GomenNasaiPro on November 27, 2008, 10:36:04 PM
Because its not yet Fanime

why do other people think cosplayers are weird while the cosplayers have fun?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: laganndriller on November 28, 2008, 01:11:26 AM
because they are boring people

why am i up so late?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 28, 2008, 06:23:02 PM
You fell asleep

Who is this nut job?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: RaddaX2 on November 30, 2008, 11:35:49 AM
Someone who nuts all over your job

Am I the only one who would like to see Friends reanimated into an anime?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on November 30, 2008, 12:33:48 PM
Yes

Why can't I find a paying job?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on December 01, 2008, 12:31:04 PM
Because there are no jobs!

Why can't I find a paying job also?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on December 01, 2008, 10:05:48 PM
Because I ated it.

Why did it suddenly get so hot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 02, 2008, 01:54:45 AM
The sun came up

Why dosen't Mel Brooks make another movie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BSaphire on December 04, 2008, 03:59:01 PM
He's doing a dub of "Twilight"

If your color blind what color is the sky?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on December 04, 2008, 10:23:43 PM
It should look like what Van Gogh sees when he is high.

Where can I find a dancing penguin?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BSaphire on December 05, 2008, 09:29:00 AM
Las Vegas with Britney Spears :P

Why do teachers give lots of homework over breaks and expect students to have it done?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on December 05, 2008, 12:10:36 PM
The movie Heathers

Have you seen that movie?  :P
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 05, 2008, 11:33:27 PM
Which one?

Which one?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BSaphire on December 06, 2008, 08:17:43 AM
Not that one, you know... the other one *LOL :P

If you put swiss cheese in cheese cake would people still eat it? (Not that I would.. I luv cheesecake!)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: EvilBunnyKid on December 06, 2008, 10:56:07 AM
It all goes to the same place anyway, so why not?

Should I empth my bank account to travel to Japan for a cosplay event?  (www.popjapantravel.com)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on December 06, 2008, 12:40:09 PM
No. It's not worth it now if you don't have money for shopping.

Can my dishes wash itself please?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: RaddaX2 on December 06, 2008, 01:13:33 PM
No, it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose.

What practical use does a robot need for 5 fingers (including the opposable thumb)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BSaphire on December 06, 2008, 01:53:01 PM
No, it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose.

What practical use does a robot need for 5 fingers (including the opposable thumb)?
;p Silence of the Lambs luver RaddaX2? ^^)

Well, I could think of a way that both men & women would benefit from that *giggles but if the robot was trying to run a vacuum it would be difficult for it to go forward and back.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 09, 2008, 03:37:24 PM
B? No question? P. S. You have a dirty mind ;)

Did any one els get that dirty joke?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: RaddaX2 on December 09, 2008, 03:56:21 PM
It was a joke?  I thought she was just being dirty.

New question:

Why is it Raoh (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article1674440.ece) (a fictional character) can get a funeral with nearly 3000 attendees when most people around the world cannot afford a proper burial ceremony?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 09, 2008, 04:06:19 PM
Because everyone wanted to point and stare

What did these people do to my coffee? ???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on December 09, 2008, 08:16:21 PM
They actually added a brown crayon to it, thinking that the crayon will give the coffee a much more rich color because they didn't want to put the expensive coffee in your cup.

Why am I feeling sad?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: RaddaX2 on December 09, 2008, 10:57:30 PM
Cause you need a man to hold you during these winter nights.  That or hard drugs.

Why would people rather want a disfigured animal dead (or at the very least out of their lives) instead of acknowledging it's existence as another living creature.   :-[  that's fucked up man
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 10, 2008, 02:57:01 PM
Because they all have they're heads up their asses

Why is it that whenever I go through a drive through, they always try to screw up my order?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on December 10, 2008, 07:27:51 PM
Because they knew you were the one who got their stuff and forgot to pay. They never forgave you after that.

How many fingers does one have?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 11, 2008, 01:34:33 PM
Depends if they've had an accident or not

Why is sushi so freaking awesome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: RaddaX2 on December 12, 2008, 11:33:50 AM
Because we've been tricked into thinking everything from japan is amazing.

Why are the new Disney films incapable of capturing the same magic in the older films?   More over, will we see HSM in KH3? 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 13, 2008, 10:06:17 PM
NONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Why do I feel like I want to throw up now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on December 14, 2008, 12:33:36 PM
*burrrrrppppppppp* =)

My can't I feel my fingers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 15, 2008, 02:53:18 PM
It's to cold in here

Why is Deviant art making it so had to update my contests?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on December 19, 2008, 11:31:21 PM
Depends on where you are.

Any fries with that?
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Post by: GomenNasaiPro on December 21, 2008, 05:57:13 PM
cuz they tooks it with them when they went away



why is it cold in san fransisco
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on December 22, 2008, 01:11:48 AM
Because, secretly... You're in the East coast and still thinks it is San Francisco.

Why does time change affect you?
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Post by: K&K4ever on December 22, 2008, 09:21:27 PM
I have to have my naps. That's why.

Why do I feel so queezy? ???
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Post by: Rei-Rei on December 24, 2008, 03:47:57 PM
Cause you have breast milk.

Why am I awake?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: potatofreek on December 24, 2008, 04:04:19 PM
Because something is keeping you up.

Why do some people hate potatoes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: GomenNasaiPro on December 26, 2008, 10:30:05 AM
because they are haters  :P

why did christmas end  :(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: RaddaX2 on December 28, 2008, 11:07:06 PM
Because the other holidays need their time to shine.

Why can't some of my friends grow up? 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on December 28, 2008, 11:32:03 PM
Eat a white flower and spit balls of fire.

Here's a llama?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 29, 2008, 12:39:03 AM
No, There's a Lambda!

Why am I awake?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on December 29, 2008, 08:40:45 AM
because you miss me.

Why do I hate some people so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: RaddaX2 on December 29, 2008, 12:45:15 PM
You are a spiritually disturbed individual.  Go to church some more and listen.

Shonen:  The urge to watch overpowered little boys protecting defenseless little girls. 
Seinen:  The urge to watch overpowered little girls.  And panty shots.  Lots of panty shots.

True or False?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on December 30, 2008, 02:09:37 PM
PINEAPPLE

What's up with Blagojevich
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: laganndriller on January 05, 2009, 12:20:45 PM
You are a spiritually disturbed individual.  Go to church some more and listen.

Shonen:  The urge to watch overpowered little boys protecting defenseless little girls. 
Seinen:  The urge to watch overpowered little girls.  And panty shots.  Lots of panty shots.

True or False?



true
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on January 07, 2009, 08:06:45 PM
Why didn't you answer my question or ask one of your own?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on January 08, 2009, 08:05:33 AM
I wish to answer your question, but I can't because I'm not the person above you.

It's a bit warmer today, isn't it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on January 08, 2009, 03:26:47 PM
I think so, there is less frost on the ground

Why is Dean Cook so funny?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on January 09, 2009, 11:44:56 PM
Dean cook? dont you mean Dane Cook?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on January 11, 2009, 07:19:17 PM
God only knows.


Why must I have a headache?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on January 11, 2009, 11:48:28 PM
Swear to God they got the most

And every business on the coast?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on January 15, 2009, 12:28:09 PM
Is about to go out

What the hell is up with the weather?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on January 15, 2009, 02:20:28 PM
The sun is chilling the weather too much lately.

Why can't I contact DMV???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on January 16, 2009, 08:04:54 PM
You didn't fill the proper "contact the DMV" paperwork.

WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on January 16, 2009, 11:51:43 PM
Orange, duh.

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on January 17, 2009, 05:42:36 PM
The person who fixes washing machines.

Where the hell is Anna?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on January 17, 2009, 07:26:25 PM
in the bathroom

can I fall asleep to birds chirping?
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Post by: EvilBunnyKid on January 18, 2009, 11:08:36 AM
Only if Anna doesnt flush them down the toilet!


Is there someone thats ALWAYS ontime?  And if so, can they give my friend lessons?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on January 18, 2009, 12:44:14 PM
Yes, but that'll cost you.

Why are there so many Saw movies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: EvilBunnyKid on January 18, 2009, 04:29:50 PM
Because theres alot to be seen!!!

Are you Jumby?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on January 18, 2009, 06:37:12 PM
No, he wants to be born now though.

Where did the time go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: kona_kona on January 18, 2009, 07:25:08 PM
To the past, present, and future.

Why did L have to die?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on January 18, 2009, 08:24:06 PM
SPOILER ALERT DAMN YOU! ;)

Why do I look so nice in girls clothing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on January 18, 2009, 10:41:29 PM
Because late at night, you secretly inject hormones into your arm to look more feminine.

Why is my phone always dead?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on January 20, 2009, 10:44:39 AM
It keeps getting shot

How could I have fallen asleep after the inauguration? :o
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Post by: EvilBunnyKid on January 23, 2009, 09:47:34 AM
Because you tired yourself out Laughing when the judge messed up the OATH!!!


What time is it in Japan if its bedtime here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on January 23, 2009, 10:48:03 AM
11:00 next Tuesday

WTF is up with Fox News?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on January 23, 2009, 01:30:43 PM
WTF isn't up with Fox News?

Why is time moving so slowly today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on January 23, 2009, 03:01:48 PM
Because you're stalling it.

Where's my choco milkshake?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on January 24, 2009, 08:07:39 PM
*burp* I eated it

Why am I so tired?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on January 24, 2009, 08:14:37 PM
Your battery is dying.

Why does my chest hurt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on January 24, 2009, 08:20:12 PM
There's an elephant on your chest

Who will win best picture at the Oscars?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Gatsby on January 24, 2009, 09:40:31 PM
Not the one you want.

Where is my homework?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on January 25, 2009, 07:48:35 AM
In your pants.

Why did I wake up so early?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on January 26, 2009, 01:47:21 AM
The rooster crowed

Why did I see in so late today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on February 03, 2009, 11:43:43 PM
Because you saw out early yesterday

Why everyone so stupid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 04, 2009, 10:55:23 AM
They never went to school

How fast can a shark swim?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on February 04, 2009, 02:25:54 PM
Up to 45 mph, I think, I'm taking an ocean ecology class

Why are some Disney songs so amazing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 04, 2009, 06:11:16 PM
Because They were written by amazing people.

Why is "The Producers" so God Damn Funny?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on February 05, 2009, 11:14:27 PM
Pencil

MEDIC?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Lexy on February 06, 2009, 08:35:14 AM
No thanks. My coffee is fine.

Why is the sky blue?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: xXunyuuXx on February 06, 2009, 10:27:57 AM
Why free Willy in Free Willy?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on February 09, 2009, 02:54:29 PM
Because you can

Why didn't you answer his question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rei-Rei on February 09, 2009, 04:52:02 PM
Because she is trying to ignore him.

Where's my mail?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on February 09, 2009, 07:59:29 PM
It's in your mailbox, silly  :D

Why does this year going too well for me....I don't like it
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: xXunyuuXx on February 09, 2009, 08:03:20 PM
It's in your mailbox, silly  :D

Why does this year going too well for me....I don't like it

Because lady luck is on your side...look behind you!

Why is that in Sailor Moon, Darian(Momo) who has black hair and Serena(Usagi)who has yellow hair had a child that has pink hair?
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Post by: K&K4ever on February 09, 2009, 08:39:38 PM
It was Changed with the radiation produced from the Nuclear Power Plant that they lived next to.

Why can't I find a vest for my King costume?
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Post by: BumbleB on April 07, 2009, 06:56:18 PM
Because you don't deserve to be king.

Why does 4kids kill anime?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on April 07, 2009, 11:27:51 PM
Well, the whole damn weekend came and went Frankie

Wanna buy some Mandies, Bob?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 10, 2009, 07:30:35 PM
What's a Mandies?

And Who is Bob?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 10, 2009, 07:43:44 PM
Mandies are.... well..... its like undies... specifically made for a man.

And well... Bob wears them...


Where does animes come from?
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Post by: RooBird on April 11, 2009, 01:09:36 AM
God. XD

Why won't my paper write itself?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 11, 2009, 05:14:32 AM
Because you don't know who Chicago is.  >:(


Why isn't Oorashi doing their homework instead of posting on the forums at 1AM?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on April 11, 2009, 02:49:23 PM
Because its fun.

why am i making cookies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: konataFTW on April 11, 2009, 02:56:58 PM
cuz you're hungry

how did "CardCaptors" kill children with ther op?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 11, 2009, 06:08:42 PM
By inserting random clips of uncut Pikachu attack scenes.

Why do I love sushi so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on April 11, 2009, 11:13:55 PM
because its fishy

why has ash from pokemon anime always gets beaten?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on April 11, 2009, 11:28:05 PM
because he's secretley a masachist.

why dont i have a dermal regenerator, like on ST TNG?
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Post by: HuggalotXOmocha on April 12, 2009, 12:53:08 AM
Because I slapped you in the face with a pair of pink panties, and they flew off when you were only a small age of 3.

Why are tall people tall?
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Post by: Runewitt on April 12, 2009, 12:59:20 AM
because short people got.. short people got....... no reason to liiiiiveee.....

why did i stay up to watch Bleach, and end up paying more attention to my laptop?
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Post by: Liquid on April 12, 2009, 09:57:16 AM
Because you are bi-polar and have A.D.D.

Why does Ice Cream have to be so cold to be enjoyable?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on April 12, 2009, 09:59:17 AM
Because .... its from space it is secretely a alien treat called Ack Tack
why am i tall and fat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 12, 2009, 10:07:49 AM
Because your parents said that "if you don't eat your food, then you won't grow big and tall"..... So you ate at their request and now it shall be your duty to sue them for all that they are worth.

Why is space black?
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Post by: HuggalotXOmocha on April 12, 2009, 11:54:54 AM
Because the almighty man rejected the color orange.

Why is the cake a lie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 12, 2009, 12:47:36 PM
It isn't really a lie. It is just that we had to deny the existance of the cake in order to escape our ill fates at the hand of a psycho mechanical mad scientist.

How come bacon tastes so damn good?
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Post by: Rhornez on April 12, 2009, 01:21:34 PM
because it squeals out flavor

why is metal awsome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 12, 2009, 01:33:17 PM
because it's hard.

Why is making fun of politicians so easy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 12, 2009, 06:25:29 PM
Because that is the way the government wants it. They portray themselves to make many mistakes so that America thinks they are all human, when in fact they are cyborg ninjas from an alternate dimension... sent here to hold down our society so that we don't become a great one nation world and take over the universe and learn the art of dimensional travel. They are just disguised as filthy old men with flaws and crazy values to throw us off.

Why do people eat broccoli when it tastes so nasty?
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Post by: Rhornez on April 12, 2009, 07:25:50 PM
because they made broccoli from their own skin and paint it green

why does twilight the movie suck so bad?
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Post by: BumbleB on April 12, 2009, 10:50:39 PM
Because Stephanie Meyer is on crack.

Why is my keyboard so loud?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on April 12, 2009, 11:43:40 PM
so you know what notes you're typing.

why does it end when darkness ends tonight?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: HuggalotXOmocha on April 13, 2009, 12:17:00 AM
Because I ate it.

Why do we have fingernails?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on April 13, 2009, 12:29:48 AM
because finger screws would look rediculous

why did the battery in my mp3 player have to go dead mid-song?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BumbleB on April 13, 2009, 12:33:56 AM
It didnt like the song...

Why did Walt Disney name the 7 dwarfs after side effects of drugs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on April 13, 2009, 12:45:54 AM
because naming them after the seven deadly sins would have sold less books and movies.

why am i hearing Morgan Freeman's voice while reading the shawshank redemption?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Piccahoe on April 13, 2009, 01:59:19 AM
umm because you like his voice??

what is the color of George Washington's white horse?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BumbleB on April 13, 2009, 02:53:41 AM
Blue!

Why is lucky star so addicting even thought it doesn't have a plot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 13, 2009, 11:46:19 AM
Because you have nothing better to watch.

Why did Windows Vista fail so badly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on April 13, 2009, 03:29:54 PM
people didnt recognize Vista they thought it was a sophisticated word so it failed cause they were used to XP

Why do i own in Super smash bros brawl alot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BumbleB on April 13, 2009, 03:47:34 PM
Because the others players are n00bs

Why is the weapons policy so strict this year @ FAnime
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 13, 2009, 04:07:43 PM
Because Fanime staff hates realistic cosplayers.
(Really it's because of all the recent policemen deaths and crazy stuff like that.)

Why do I want to lose my Fanime virginity this year?
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Post by: BumbleB on April 13, 2009, 04:23:22 PM
Because Fanime is awesome!! (cept for the weapons)

Why am I only going to Fanime for one day, Sunday?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 13, 2009, 04:56:15 PM
Because
1.) you are underage.
2.) that's the only day your parents can take you.
3.) you can only afford to go for one day.
4.) it is your excuse to skip church.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on April 14, 2009, 01:50:21 AM
because you didnt ask a question.

why am i a night owl?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BumbleB on April 14, 2009, 08:25:14 AM
Because your not a morning bird.

Why am I posting @ school.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 14, 2009, 10:04:30 AM
Because you have a terrible teacher who doesn't monitor what you are doing.

Why haven't I ever cosplayed before?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on April 14, 2009, 01:19:46 PM
Your flash drive was erased

Who are you people?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on April 14, 2009, 03:53:35 PM
we are the internet.


how many roads must a man walk down before he asks for directions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 14, 2009, 05:24:12 PM
Trick question. A man doesn't ask for directions.

How many ducks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BumbleB on April 14, 2009, 05:44:53 PM
 Ur mom [lol]

Why do  I love pocky so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 14, 2009, 05:58:39 PM
Because it tastes like chicken.

Why does everything taste like chicken?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BumbleB on April 14, 2009, 06:10:16 PM
Because you taste like chicken.

Why does every one like Naruto Yaoi
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on April 14, 2009, 10:02:42 PM
*is horrified by the question*

Why do you ask about yaoi?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on April 14, 2009, 10:52:37 PM
becauuse she loves gay boys.

why does the scroll function on my touchpad not work when my hands are cold?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BumbleB on April 14, 2009, 11:08:29 PM
Because mine doesn't work eiter when my hands are wet.

Why does Runewitt think I like Yaoi.

becauuse she loves gay boys.

why does the scroll function on my touchpad not work when my hands are cold?

I do NOT like Yaoi. I do like SOME shonen ai. I only asked that because every1 is so obsesed with it. >:(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on April 15, 2009, 12:10:26 AM
because he was going by the context of the post and had no other information.

why do i have to work so damn early tomorrow am?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 15, 2009, 02:29:51 AM
Because your boss knows that you are not a morning person and is actually hoping you will sleep in, so that they will have an excuse to finally fire you.

Why am I up so late tonight?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on April 15, 2009, 03:57:31 PM
cause you have cookies
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 15, 2009, 04:27:21 PM
To answer your question..... yes.  ::)

Why didn't Rhornez ask a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BumbleB on April 15, 2009, 06:20:46 PM
He forgot

Why an I posting from my phone
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on April 15, 2009, 08:10:53 PM
cause you get charged 6.50$ everytime you do and u like to waste money

why did i own soo much in a unofficial tournament at last years fanime con? (i was marth and with my buddy we had a 6 game winning streak untill a ganondorf killed me)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: SukebeStudios on April 16, 2009, 12:01:23 AM
Because you have no life and are able to practice instead of having sexual relations with a female?

Why is Hard Gay gay?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BumbleB on April 16, 2009, 12:08:35 AM
Becuz it is

WHy am I watching Higurashi when it is scaring the crap outta me :-[
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on April 16, 2009, 12:24:09 AM
Because you have no life and are able to practice instead of having sexual relations with a female?

offtopic: i have had sexual relationswith a female before Tyvm but i cant discuss
On topic:cause you like being scared
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 16, 2009, 12:29:15 PM
Why does Rhornez refuse to ask questions? :'(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on April 16, 2009, 07:08:57 PM
Why does Rhornez refuse to ask questions? :'(
why is snake sooo cheap?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: HuggalotXOmocha on April 16, 2009, 09:12:31 PM
Because he's in your pants.

Why am I here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BumbleB on April 16, 2009, 09:22:26 PM
Because you have no life, JK! I love you all

Why does every one use spoiler tags here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on April 16, 2009, 10:43:56 PM
to make people think something is better than it really is.

why do i tend to wait till the last minute/month to work on cosplays?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on April 16, 2009, 10:45:59 PM
You need more cowbell

Why do i love hot chocolate?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on April 16, 2009, 11:22:19 PM
because it's like a milkshake.

why do people fart in elevators?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 17, 2009, 01:02:46 PM
Because elevators have specially made walls to absorb the gases so that they do not escape into the environment.

Why does Runewitt think his milkshake is better then yours?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: narutofan17 on April 17, 2009, 06:31:06 PM
Because I threw the rum bottles at the pirates

Why won't the phone stop ringing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on April 17, 2009, 11:44:37 PM
Toothpaste

Why is my communication class homework so hard?  :-[
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on April 17, 2009, 11:47:34 PM
cause you only communicate in the internet and not in real life

why is the sky blue
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 19, 2009, 01:20:16 PM
Because the sky is a smurf.

Why does Chicken taste like Chicken?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on April 19, 2009, 06:13:44 PM
because you have no sense of taste.

why does my fanime list look like a shopping list at the liquor store?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BumbleB on April 19, 2009, 09:01:23 PM
Because you like to drink?

Why am I about to answer my own question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BumbleB on April 19, 2009, 09:02:06 PM
Because I know more about you than anyone else.

Why do I answer my own questions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on April 19, 2009, 10:58:56 PM
you fail

why does he/she fail?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 20, 2009, 11:01:43 AM
Because they were bored enough to answer their own question.

Why wasn't I trying to be funny with the above answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jerry on April 20, 2009, 11:22:14 AM
because your job has sucked out all the funny-ness out of you.

Why isnt it nom nom time yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 20, 2009, 11:36:59 AM
Because nom nom time does NOT revolve around you.... you selfish bastard.

When exactly is Caturday?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BumbleB on April 20, 2009, 09:04:14 PM
THE DAY OF CATS! nyan

Why won't Raito kun talk to me anymore. :'(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on April 20, 2009, 09:32:01 PM
whos raito kun?

why do people always say when pigs fly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on April 20, 2009, 09:59:27 PM
because they want faster bacon delivery.

i can use cero nao?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BumbleB on April 20, 2009, 10:06:00 PM
whos raito kun?

why do people always say when pigs fly?

Raito is Light Yagami from DEATH NOTE! You should know, NEAR! Actually I put piggy tails in my hair like Misa Misa and I wouldn't stop pestering my Light cosplayer until he said he would <3 me forever (Just kidding I was just glomping him all day.) HE LOOKS JUST LIKE A CHIBI LIGHT ITS REALLY CUTE!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 21, 2009, 10:43:07 AM
i can use cero nao?

No, you cannot.

Why can't adults see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Piccahoe on April 21, 2009, 01:15:55 PM
I DUNNO?!? Cinnamon Toast Crunch are gud.

Why can't adults enjoy SpongeBob Square Pants?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on April 21, 2009, 01:45:39 PM
because he's a sponge that wears pants.


how to mine for fish?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 21, 2009, 03:31:05 PM
Pickaxe. Duh.

Why can't the silly Rabbit have any Trix?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on April 21, 2009, 04:02:50 PM
Queen album

Don't Lose Your Head?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 21, 2009, 04:22:27 PM
Sure?

Do you agree?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on April 21, 2009, 10:29:52 PM
Girugamesh

what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: narutofan17 on April 22, 2009, 12:21:31 AM
Because

When is dinner?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 22, 2009, 10:06:10 AM
NOW!

Can it be hugz time now plees?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BumbleB on April 22, 2009, 01:04:00 PM
Yes. *hugz*

Can hugz time be over now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 22, 2009, 01:22:19 PM
Nope. You are stuck forever.


Will you stay tuned next week for the thrilling conclusion?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on April 22, 2009, 02:28:31 PM
No. the plot twist is terrible

What is love?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: narutofan17 on April 22, 2009, 02:59:33 PM
It is what it it

Can I not wear sunglasses while I look directly at the sun?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BumbleB on April 22, 2009, 03:17:12 PM
Because you'll be blind and not be able to finish your costume.


Can hugz time PLEASE be over?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: SukebeStudios on April 22, 2009, 03:24:53 PM
No. Hugz time is forever!

Mr. Owl...how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll Center of a Tootsie Pop?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 22, 2009, 03:29:14 PM
None, I use a hammer

What happened to Shredder?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 22, 2009, 04:00:18 PM
He now sells fruit slicers to old people from the Home Shopping Network.

What ever happened to Parachute Pants?
Extra Credit: Will they be back in style soon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 25, 2009, 12:55:44 AM
I put them in the Shredder, and I don't think they're coming back after that

Will you be coming to the gatherings I'm hosting?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BumbleB on April 25, 2009, 10:42:58 AM
Maybe what day is it?


Why does my school dance always FAIL!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 25, 2009, 06:05:52 PM
Because school dances ALWAYS fail?  ::)



Will you be coming to the gatherings I'm hosting?

If you give me more information and the drive isn't too far.  :)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on April 27, 2009, 08:36:27 PM
school dances are fail indeed
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 27, 2009, 09:01:22 PM
Guess I forgot to ask a stupid question.  ::)


How much wood could a Wood Chuck chuck, if a Wood Chuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Piccahoe on April 28, 2009, 02:27:56 AM
a wood pecker would chuck as much wood as a wood pecker would chuck wood but not as much as the wood would chuck a wood pecker.

What is your favorite quote?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: K&K4ever on April 28, 2009, 12:47:37 PM
"KOOOOOOOOOOOON"

Who eals if fighting a cold right now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 28, 2009, 01:42:38 PM
You?

How do you explain love?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BumbleB on April 28, 2009, 07:37:17 PM
My name is love

Why do none of my friends have rides to Fanime.

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 28, 2009, 08:31:50 PM
Because they don't really want to go bad enough.

Where do tacos come from?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on April 28, 2009, 10:30:52 PM
Mexico

How much wood can chuck norris chuck if chuck norris can chuck
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 28, 2009, 11:00:03 PM
In one chuck of Chuck Norris' nunchuck would Chuck Norris chuck every piece of wood in existance to chunks.

Why do people drink carbonated water when it tastes like crap?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Piccahoe on April 28, 2009, 11:22:04 PM
you answer your own question >_< because it taste like crap and crap is what they like >_<

what is the day after Friday? (trick question?)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BumbleB on April 28, 2009, 11:42:10 PM
Caturday!

Did i get it right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 29, 2009, 12:09:13 AM
Nope. It's 2nd Friday.

What is the square root of a 5x5 square root?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: narutofan17 on April 29, 2009, 01:53:12 PM
Too many squares

How tall is the 22 story building?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 29, 2009, 03:42:23 PM
250,000 inches.

If two trains leave two different train stations that are 50 miles apart, how much are hot dogs at the first station?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on May 05, 2009, 09:06:05 PM
1.5$

did you go to L change the WorLd movie night?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on May 05, 2009, 11:42:29 PM
no. I was drinking that day.

Why does Zap Branigan's pick up lines work so well?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 06, 2009, 03:16:24 AM
“A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this: they stand for everything we don’t stand for. Also they told me you guys look like dorks!”

What is what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: xXunyuuXx on May 06, 2009, 08:38:48 AM
What is what, that's what it is.

Can you believe it's not butter?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 06, 2009, 11:47:34 PM
I can't believe it's not false advertising.

Why is my mic being a complete pain in the @$$ to get working on my new PC?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: SimaSeph on May 06, 2009, 11:50:30 PM
Incompatible hardware.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the chicken crossed the road?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 06, 2009, 11:55:53 PM
A woodchuck would chuck a one ton chunk pile of chuckable wood after it chucked the chunky chicken across the non-chuckable road.

Are aliens real?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on May 10, 2009, 11:02:11 AM
only if you make em real i think they dont exist

am i too fat to be Near from death note?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BumbleB on May 10, 2009, 09:35:29 PM
i don't know Post your height and weight

Will i be able to pull off a good Rukia?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on May 10, 2009, 09:36:45 PM
depends on hwo bad your art is.

how does one pull a rukia?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: otakuya on May 10, 2009, 09:40:57 PM
Hyperextending a knee



Who's on first?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 10, 2009, 10:53:33 PM
Naturally.

What's on second?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on May 11, 2009, 04:30:05 PM
Ralph

How do I win the poker game in Jojo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 11, 2009, 06:03:47 PM
Learn to play poker and then play smarter.

What is the volume of a stereo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BumbleB on May 11, 2009, 06:39:39 PM
OVER 9000!


What else is over nine thousand?
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Post by: otakuya on May 11, 2009, 08:48:02 PM
9001



Heads or Tails?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on May 11, 2009, 09:43:48 PM
the meat in the middle of the animal is much tastier.

are there any good temp hair colors that only last 2-3 washings?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Danger on May 11, 2009, 10:00:10 PM
no.

what does god taste like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on May 11, 2009, 10:59:24 PM
i don't know Post your height and weight

Will i be able to pull off a good Rukia?
about 234 5"9 the weight will change cause im still dieting XD

god tastes like CANDLEJA

why cant i say CANDLEJ
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 12, 2009, 04:18:02 AM
Because it's not really a word.

Why the hell am I up so late?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: xXunyuuXx on May 12, 2009, 07:28:17 AM
Because I know what you did last summer 0.0

Why is Fanime so close?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 12, 2009, 08:46:07 AM
Because it likes the smell of your hair.

What's for breakfast?
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Post by: xXunyuuXx on May 12, 2009, 09:33:15 AM
Green eggs and ham.

Whats for lunch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Danger on May 12, 2009, 09:55:44 AM
Tea and Crisps

What can you tell me about the four wudu?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 12, 2009, 10:50:55 AM
The voodoo that the four wudu do is off the heezy.

How much voodoo could the wudu do if the wudu could do voodoo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: xXunyuuXx on May 12, 2009, 01:51:48 PM
.000000001

Why am I still eating these animal cracker that taste like paste?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Piccahoe on May 12, 2009, 02:32:38 PM
cuz it r gud?

do you speak lolcat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 12, 2009, 02:51:18 PM
I can has cheezburger?

How can you find out where the invisible bike is?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on May 12, 2009, 09:29:04 PM
So this is what I stubbed my toe on this morning.

Where's my motor?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BumbleB on May 12, 2009, 09:33:05 PM
It died(so sad  :'()


Do you enjoy being glomped? (Me: NO!)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Danger on May 12, 2009, 10:04:19 PM
It can be fun.

Where is the end of the world?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: SimaSeph on May 12, 2009, 10:22:27 PM
On all four sides. It is flat after all...

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Piccahoe on May 12, 2009, 10:45:45 PM
because its a square?

Do you pop you pimple or leave em?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: xXunyuuXx on May 12, 2009, 10:54:18 PM
Depends on their size... ^(0.0)^

Why must Pluto be shun from our solar system?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: SimaSeph on May 12, 2009, 11:08:45 PM
Because some scientist was resentful of it's size.

What should the new acronym for memorizing the planets be without pluto?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 13, 2009, 12:17:14 AM
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/593489 (http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/593489)

Quote
Here are the new possible mnemonic devices:

My Very Extravagant Mother Just Sent Us Nachos.

My Very Elderly Mother Just Sits Up Nights.

Major Volcanoes Erupt, Making Jolts, Shaking, Unsteadying Nerves.

Make Very Extraordinary Meals of Jell-O, Strawberries and Unsalted Nuts.

Mary's Violet Eyes Make Jack Stare Until Noticed.

My Very Exotic Mistress Just Showed Up Nude (perhaps this one is for college lads).


Why is the planet Mercury not on a tilted axis?
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Post by: Runewitt on May 13, 2009, 12:26:59 AM
it's really drunk, and its just leaning the other way until the universe stops spinning.

whats a good side-dish for 3 day old meat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: SimaSeph on May 13, 2009, 12:30:50 AM
pease porridge in the pot, 9 days old.

Why do Illinois and New Mexico insist on claiming that pluto is still a planet just because of the residency of it's discoverer in said states?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 13, 2009, 12:33:18 AM
Quote
whats a good side-dish for 3 day old meat?

(Already had this typed, but someone hit enter before me.) 3 day old milk and stale bread, followed up with a bottle of Pepto.


Quote
Why do Illinois and New Mexico insist on claiming that pluto is still a planet just because of the residency of it's discoverer in said states?

Because that's the only thing they got going for them.

What's a good get rich quick scheme?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on May 13, 2009, 12:36:16 AM
bank robbery.

guys. teh meat is cooked and refridgerated. is not bad meat.


why must my phone be too old for bluetooth?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 13, 2009, 12:38:20 AM
Because your old phone is better suited for normal dentures and not a cool new blue grill.

Why does Runewitt let cooked meat sit in his fridge, untouched, for 3 whole days? :o
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on May 13, 2009, 12:40:15 AM
Because your old phone is better suited for normal dentures and not a cool new blue grill.

Why does Runewitt let cooked meat sit in his fridge, untouched, for 3 whole days? :o

because it hasnt been untouched, there's just been a lot of it.

Baked Potato?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 13, 2009, 12:47:13 AM
Baked potato would be perfect. Even better if it's a loaded baked potato. Extra points for garlic bread.

What's the circumference of a 3x3 square?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: SimaSeph on May 13, 2009, 06:49:14 PM
Is that in inches, centimeters, or feet?

Chances are, with 6 billion people in the world, someone is going to go to the bathroom right before you, so why not say "I think I'll go to the bathroom too," as you get up to go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Danger on May 14, 2009, 08:05:14 AM
I don't because I wish to pay homage to Mitch Hedberg by NOT using his jokes as he is deceased.....douche.

Hey Stranger. What are you buyin'?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 14, 2009, 10:00:42 AM
Your mom. For $5.

Does she know that you are gay?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Danger on May 14, 2009, 01:15:18 PM
Yes.

Do you think that liquid is a pretentious faggot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 14, 2009, 01:27:17 PM
Nope. I think he is pretty awesome. ;D

How come Danger has a really bad mouth, short temper and makes a lot of off color jokes? :P
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on May 14, 2009, 02:06:52 PM
He ended up answering your previous question.

Why can't the rabbit have any Trix?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 14, 2009, 02:18:49 PM
Because Trix is like LCD to rabbits...and LCD is illegal.

He ended up answering your previous question.

True.  :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: narutofan17 on May 14, 2009, 03:22:20 PM
(You forgot to ask a question Liquid XD)

Why is the weather so unpredictable?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 14, 2009, 03:38:25 PM
Well it can be, but we have magical weather wizards that appear nightly on the news to help us interpret the signals left for us in the clouds by the Gods. Their magic is quite stunning. They can super-impose images of your country onto a wall and change the colors and positions of weather icons with their mind.

Why is the what and where is the how, but then when is the who?

(You forgot to ask a question Liquid XD)

Why is the weather so unpredictable?

You caught me! Noooooooooooo!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: narutofan17 on May 14, 2009, 03:48:30 PM
Because the what is actually the who and when is the how.

Why is my alarm clock going off?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 14, 2009, 03:50:44 PM
Why is my alarm clock going off?

Because you treated it like crap and it's pretty pissed... therefore it's going off on you.

Is it break time yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: narutofan17 on May 14, 2009, 03:56:09 PM
Only when your ready to start breaking things.

Why can't I sign into my email?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 14, 2009, 04:18:42 PM
Because nobody really emails you anyways...so your account got cancelled.

Where do babies come from?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Danger on May 14, 2009, 05:09:45 PM
Vaginas

Do you like the way she cooks your whooper
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 14, 2009, 05:40:49 PM
If by Whooper you mean Whopper, then yes.

What's inside a pot pie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Danger on May 14, 2009, 05:54:53 PM
chicken, peas, carrots, and weed

how much is this apple.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 14, 2009, 06:02:49 PM
2 bits.

Shave and a haircut?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: SimaSeph on May 14, 2009, 07:16:09 PM
No thanks.

How about some Ovaltine?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: narutofan17 on May 14, 2009, 07:18:32 PM
I didn't know a tine could be oval

Should this dog have a collar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: SimaSeph on May 14, 2009, 07:23:39 PM
Shouldn't all dogs have a collar?

If I just leave for San Jose now and have a pre-Fanime party for the next week, who would join me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: narutofan17 on May 14, 2009, 07:39:09 PM
Let's see. I have finals next all next week. Sure, I'm down (XDDDD)

Should I go shoeless?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: SimaSeph on May 14, 2009, 08:01:11 PM
Only if your feet don't reek.

Should I take a cab from the airport to the con, or walk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: narutofan17 on May 14, 2009, 08:18:36 PM
Make the plane take you all the way.

Should I work on my cosplay or finish this final paper?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: LakuriSyaoran on May 14, 2009, 08:25:14 PM
Cosplay! school is no fun D:

Should I work on my cosply, or keep posting on these forums XD
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: SimaSeph on May 14, 2009, 08:37:17 PM
Both

Should I work on my cosplay or sit here at work?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: narutofan17 on May 14, 2009, 08:45:27 PM
You should cosplay while working

Should I leave right now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: LakuriSyaoran on May 14, 2009, 08:50:20 PM
nnnooooo!!!!!!!!!!
should I keep distracting my gf from her hw, or find somthing else to do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: error00004 on May 14, 2009, 08:51:52 PM
until your pants fall.

Should take a break from sewing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: LakuriSyaoran on May 14, 2009, 08:53:15 PM
(lol what?)
yees, sewing is needs breaks D:
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Danger on May 14, 2009, 09:06:27 PM
the question is "what?" i take it?

who.

Why is Michael Scott such an asshole
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: SimaSeph on May 14, 2009, 09:18:41 PM
You should cosplay while working
(Did that on Halloween. The military doesn't normally look too kindly on dressing up, but I got away with it. Brought in my Sima Yi costume in fact. Nothing like military guys walking around in bright purple robes.)

Wikipedia lists about 20, take your pick of which one and why they may be an asshole.

Why do I have to work 12 hour shifts?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: LakuriSyaoran on May 14, 2009, 09:21:26 PM
the question is "what?" i take it?

yes, because i don' understand what they meant! XD
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on May 14, 2009, 09:25:03 PM
You should cosplay while working
(Did that on Halloween. The military doesn't normally look too kindly on dressing up, but I got away with it. Brought in my Sima Yi costume in fact. Nothing like military guys walking around in bright purple robes.)

Wikipedia lists about 20, take your pick of which one and why they may be an asshole.

Why do I have to work 12 hour shifts?

Because the corporation is trying to ruin your life

Why won't he turn gay for me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 14, 2009, 09:26:05 PM
Why won't he turn gay for me?

Don't ask....don't tell.

What should I eat for dinner?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on May 14, 2009, 09:31:17 PM
Leftover Chicken


Why do girls slap me when I tell them if they will bear my children?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 14, 2009, 09:35:18 PM
Because girls don't like it when bears are around their children.

Why can't Wolverine's adamantium skull block telepathy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on May 14, 2009, 09:39:42 PM
Because you touch yourself at night.

How can I touch the sun without being burned?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 14, 2009, 09:58:38 PM
By touching it with a thoughtful gift.

Why is there salt in the sea?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: SukebeStudios on May 14, 2009, 10:23:13 PM
Because I touch myself at night.

Mr. Owl...how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: SimaSeph on May 14, 2009, 10:28:35 PM
Let's find out... *unwraps and starts licking the Tootsie Pop* A-one, a-two-hoo, a-three *chomp* Three.

Wu, Shu, or Wei?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on May 14, 2009, 11:39:11 PM
Wu, they have a samurai and a pirate.

Is Lu Bu stronger then Lord Orochi?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: narutofan17 on May 15, 2009, 10:29:24 AM
There BFF so it doen't matter

Raw Raw Fight the Power?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 15, 2009, 11:58:23 AM
Indeed.

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?!?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on May 15, 2009, 01:18:23 PM
Bob Dole

Vegeta,What does the scouter say about his power level?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 15, 2009, 02:31:22 PM
OVER 9000!!!!

How many times does Goku die?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on May 15, 2009, 03:46:09 PM
It's Gendo!

What does Gendo like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 15, 2009, 04:22:27 PM
Your mom!

Who's on stage?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: SimaSeph on May 15, 2009, 05:34:09 PM
Momoi

Why does time seem to move so slowly when something you want is only a week away?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 15, 2009, 05:58:44 PM
Because the God of Time is Loki.

Why won't I post for the rest of tonight?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Chem0 on May 15, 2009, 06:52:53 PM
Because your interwebz are down.

How come I have an A in math?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on May 15, 2009, 10:58:45 PM
Because you copy me


How many wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck COULD chuck wood?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: rude32 on May 16, 2009, 02:01:26 AM
because you touch yourself at night.

Who is having a con party?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on May 16, 2009, 09:58:28 AM
People with no real lives.


Is ewu watching me at night?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on May 16, 2009, 03:19:16 PM
Rockwell and Michael Jackson

Do you know the way to San Jose?  :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on May 16, 2009, 08:27:10 PM
yes, i googled it.

where have all the flowers gone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on May 16, 2009, 09:33:58 PM
They stood up and migrated to the North.

Why does Mario always get the princess?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 17, 2009, 09:45:41 AM
Because Luigi likes Mushroom.

Why does Koopa always kidnap the Princess?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Chem0 on May 17, 2009, 10:35:22 AM
Because then there'd be no storyline.

Why is the economy failing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on May 17, 2009, 11:38:58 AM
Because our last prez EFF-ed it up

Why are people so ignorant?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Chem0 on May 17, 2009, 11:59:21 AM
Because they spend too much time on the internet.

Who fired the shot that started a nation?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on May 17, 2009, 01:38:28 PM
The Terminator

Where is this Paradise City, Guns n' Roses were singing about?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Chem0 on May 17, 2009, 01:47:30 PM
Las Vegas.

How come Pluto is so tiny?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: thedeke on May 17, 2009, 02:12:12 PM
Because it has an inferiority complex.

How does Joel eat and breathe and other science facts?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on May 17, 2009, 03:53:46 PM
Delta Farce

Roy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 17, 2009, 06:15:37 PM
Is gay.

Puppies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: rude32 on May 17, 2009, 07:00:33 PM
Also gay.

Gorillaz?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on May 17, 2009, 07:09:39 PM
dont make music anymore.

we can have time travel?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 18, 2009, 11:29:15 AM
we can have time travel?

Time paradox. You can have this.
we can have time travel?

Time paradox. You can have this.
we can have time travel?

Time paradox. You can have this.
we can have time travel?

Time paradox. You can have this.
we can have time travel?

Time paradox. You can have this.

If you time traveled... could you be your own great great great grandfather?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on May 18, 2009, 03:29:59 PM
I'm thinking of the movie "The Stupids"

Who stole my garbage can?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 18, 2009, 03:35:34 PM
Who stole my garbage can?

It was the garbage company. You didn't pay the garbage bill.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: otakuya on May 18, 2009, 09:17:43 PM
The Keebler elves that lost their jobs


Bouken desho desho?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: doriangray on May 19, 2009, 08:07:43 AM
Bless you.

How could the season finale of Battlestar gotten any worse?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Danger on May 19, 2009, 10:22:33 AM
A Battle would take place on a Star

What do you want for tea? (If you get that reference I will love you forever.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on May 20, 2009, 09:32:11 PM
kaiser chiefs?

can you guys spot me at the convention ? in Near form you will get one dollar now for the stupid question

why does the sidewalk always have black spots
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: narutofan17 on May 20, 2009, 10:29:21 PM
Because someone stabbed Mr Game and Watch.

Why go faster then the speed of sound?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on May 21, 2009, 11:52:39 AM
So we can outrun missles that were fired upon us.

Do all dogs go to heaven?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: rude32 on May 21, 2009, 12:34:04 PM
Ask Dom DeLuise

Was that too soon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 21, 2009, 03:04:05 PM
No, it was actually too late.

What would Brian Boitano do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on May 28, 2009, 03:35:15 PM
Go to Las Vegas and get a hangover.

Why do protesters dislike otaku's?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dagger-6 on May 28, 2009, 03:40:49 PM
Because we have prettier girls and jesus on our side of the sidewalk.

Is it Fanime 2010 yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: rude32 on May 28, 2009, 04:01:29 PM
It's not even 2010 yet let alone fanime 2010. Why does trooper owe people drinks, and why aren't I one of them?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dagger-6 on May 28, 2009, 04:09:56 PM
Because Santa Claus saw you doing naughty things last night.

Should Elmo write a waltz to go with Kermit the Frog for next year's B&W Ball?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 28, 2009, 04:29:10 PM
Should Elmo write a waltz to go with Kermit the Frog for next year's B&W Ball?

Yes, but it has to be a death metal waltz themed song and it has to have something to do with tickling him.

Fanime 2010 - Will I eat at places other than La Vic's? lol

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dagger-6 on May 28, 2009, 04:43:08 PM
Magic 8-ball says: Outlook not good.

Is it a trap?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 28, 2009, 04:51:59 PM
Is it a trap?

Yes and you want to date it.

That's what she said?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on May 28, 2009, 09:01:25 PM
Am I the child of Pink Haired Sasuke and Naruto or Captain Falcon and King DeDeDe?

(Wow this kinda creeps me out and I typed it lol)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on May 28, 2009, 11:04:54 PM
*Jumps*

Where did David Lee Roth go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on May 29, 2009, 02:53:59 PM
To light the menorah. http://www.asklyrics.com/display/Adam_Sandler/The_Hanukkah_Song_Lyrics/118269.htm (http://www.asklyrics.com/display/Adam_Sandler/The_Hanukkah_Song_Lyrics/118269.htm)

Does your mom know you're gay?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on May 30, 2009, 02:43:37 PM
Danger can answer that question for you.

Should I save up my money for next years FanimeCon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: XpHoBiaX on May 31, 2009, 09:36:58 AM
Next year we will use peanuts as currency.

Should I draw a pickle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on June 01, 2009, 01:29:12 PM
You should draw whatever you want. So, yes.

Who does the world revolve around?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on June 01, 2009, 01:51:00 PM
Deckard

Is he a replicant?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dagger-6 on June 01, 2009, 01:58:21 PM
No, he's a unicorn.

Will Americans ever embrace soccer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on June 01, 2009, 02:31:47 PM
Will Americans ever embrace soccer?

But American Football is so much better...

Will the world ever embrace American Football?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on June 01, 2009, 07:06:39 PM
no. because jesus cant play rugby.

what the smeg?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rette on June 01, 2009, 07:13:01 PM
Why yes, Rimmer is, in fact, a smeghead.

Where'd the last piggy go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on June 02, 2009, 01:39:15 AM
The Air Force

Should I enlist?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dagger-6 on June 02, 2009, 09:37:19 AM
Not in the Air Force.  Or Army.  Or Navy.  Or Coast Guard.

Obama: Best president, bestest president, or dirty stinking commie socialist harbinger of doom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on June 02, 2009, 10:42:37 AM
So far? Bestest. ZOMG HE'S ACTUALLY TRYING TO HELP!!


Butterflies in the sky....I can fly twice as high?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dagger-6 on June 02, 2009, 11:41:02 AM
But DDT is dispersed by airplanes flying even higher.

Why doesn't radiation give me superpowers like in the movies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on June 02, 2009, 12:25:04 PM
Why doesn't radiation give me superpowers like in the movies?

Because you touch yourself at night.

Should I get a PSP Go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dagger-6 on June 02, 2009, 01:52:07 PM
No, you should get a DSi!

Why do you hate children?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Chem0 on June 02, 2009, 02:03:03 PM
Because of wal-mart incidents.

Why does my cellphone battery suck?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on June 02, 2009, 02:08:04 PM
Why does my cellphone battery suck?

Because you use your cellphone way too much and it just wants to die.

No, you should get a DSi!

I already have a DS Lite. I have no need to get a DSi. I have an iPod Video for music and movies and my cellphone takes pics. If I want to chat I have text messages or my PC. Why waste my monies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Dagger-6 on June 02, 2009, 02:13:54 PM
If you already have a DSLite, I say don't bother with a PSP Go.  One handheld gaming system is enough.  As you said, why waste teh monies?

I mean...potato!

Was that a stupid enough answer for this thread?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: xXunyuuXx on June 02, 2009, 02:22:57 PM
0.0;
Sure lets go with a yes.

Can wall really have ears that listen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on June 02, 2009, 04:22:39 PM
Can wall really have ears that listen?

If wall was procreated by Big Brother, than yes.

If you already have a DSLite, I say don't bother with a PSP Go.  One handheld gaming system is enough.  As you said, why waste teh monies?

I already have the regular PSP too. <.<;

I currently have a DS Lite, PSP, PS3, and a Wii. No Xbox ftw.


God of War III ftw?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on June 02, 2009, 04:37:43 PM
Coin toss

Beer and boobies, anyone?

Not in the Air Force.  Or Army.  Or Navy.  Or Coast Guard.

Lol  :D Oh the story I could tell. Oh wait  :-[
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on June 02, 2009, 04:47:52 PM
Beer and boobies, anyone?

How could I refuse?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on June 02, 2009, 07:40:11 PM
just say no. leaves more for the rest of us.


how to get lols?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on June 03, 2009, 11:28:01 AM
Step 1: Find a group of people.
Step 2: Get them alcohol.
Step 3: Turn on a camera.

Isn't it lawls and not lols?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: G.I.R on June 03, 2009, 12:28:45 PM
Neither.  It's Loli, as in "get your Adverbs Here".

Are there truly any stupid questions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on June 03, 2009, 12:30:28 PM
Are there truly any stupid questions?

Yes and you just asked one.

Wii Vitality Sensor?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: G.I.R on June 03, 2009, 12:36:05 PM
Hell no.  Consol Gimmic of the week.  :P

Should I play Mega Millions tonight?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on June 03, 2009, 12:52:54 PM
Should I play Mega Millions tonight?

"You have to play to win!" (Can I have a cut when you win if I promise to stop hurting anime I've never heard of in the Hurt/Heal thread? lol)

Which anime should I kill off in the Anime Hurt n' Heal thread?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: G.I.R on June 03, 2009, 12:59:22 PM
Should I play Mega Millions tonight?

"You have to play to win!" (Can I have a cut when you win if I promise to stop hurting anime I've never heard of in the Hurt/Heal thread? lol)
If I won, I could just hire a hit-man.  ;D

Quote
Which anime should I kill off in the Anime Hurt n' Heal thread?
  Well, since you're not really playing the game, hmmm, I dunno, Project A-ko?

Do the Protesters (read as Zealots) have an Axe to grind with Fanime?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on June 03, 2009, 01:08:35 PM
If I won, I could just hire a hit-man.  ;D

Not cool!

Well, since you're not really playing the game, hmmm, I dunno, Project A-ko?

Hey, I'm playing! My anime are at the top of the Heal chain. One Piece & Hajime no Ippo. (Most of my other favorites are already dead.) I'm just trying to thin out the list because there are far too many anime around the 15-30 range.

Plus, how do you win the game if every anime survives?


Do the Protesters (read as Zealots) have an Axe to grind with Fanime?

They just have nothing better to do with their lives than try to judge the lives of young adults.


Will Starcraft II live up to the hype?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on June 03, 2009, 04:11:10 PM
Better hope so. I'd be pissed if it didn't.

How do you win in the Anime Hurt n' heal game?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on June 03, 2009, 04:26:17 PM
How do you win in the Anime Hurt n' heal game?

I dunno. I was assuming you won when your favorite anime were the only things left alive. However, new anime come out all the time and can be nominated by anyone. Therefore it can be a never ending battle. O_o;

What's your favorite anime....and why?



Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on June 03, 2009, 04:42:23 PM
Nothing before, I mostly read manga. But after I watched Hajime no Ippo I got so into it I actually tried training like a boxer again. I used to boxed with my cousins when we were kids.

What's your favorite sport?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on June 03, 2009, 05:07:24 PM
Nothing before, I mostly read manga. But after I watched Hajime no Ippo I got so into it I actually tried training like a boxer again. I used to boxed with my cousins when we were kids.

Haha, I did the very same thing after I watched it the first time.

What's your favorite sport?

Football. (American Football)

Who is your favorite band?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on June 03, 2009, 06:23:12 PM
Van Halen

Why not Van Hagar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: G.I.R on June 04, 2009, 08:56:02 AM
Because then they would have to change all the labels on the records and CD's.   ;D

Are the Emoticons in the Post a Reply window secretly mocking us?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on June 04, 2009, 03:13:35 PM
Are the Emoticons in the Post a Reply window secretly mocking us?

Not really. They are all still captures of one person with a yellow circular face. This person can be very emo, but as a whole they have been labeled as bi-polar.

How does a blind man know when he's done wiping when he uses the bathroom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jerry on June 04, 2009, 03:41:48 PM
a blind man just knows. he is one with the matrix. :P

Should I have another party at my house? what kind of theme [or reason] should i have a party for?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on June 04, 2009, 03:53:11 PM
Should I have another party at my house? what kind of theme [or reason] should i have a party for?

Now THAT is a stupid question. Of course you should. You don't need a reason. The reason is that you want to have a party!   :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 08, 2009, 05:15:28 PM
Can I fly on cheese to the moon with a Pirate and Ninja? xD
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on June 08, 2009, 05:45:57 PM
Can I fly on cheese to the moon with a Pirate and Ninja? xD

Yes, but it has to be an electric rocket.

Is the cake a lie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on June 08, 2009, 11:11:03 PM
Burp!

Meow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: G.I.R on June 09, 2009, 08:01:54 AM
No Kitty!  That's My Pot-Pie!!!


What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 09, 2009, 08:24:26 AM
I'd glomp the Progressive insurance girl.

Pourquoi?

No Kitty!  That's My Pot-Pie!!!


LOL nice!

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on June 09, 2009, 12:08:25 PM
Pourquoi?

Indeed.

¿Es la torta una mentira?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on June 09, 2009, 12:29:15 PM
To the SimpsonMobile!

Smithers, who's that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 09, 2009, 01:33:26 PM
I believe that is Kid Rock carrying an elephant while riding a unicycle

La Vittoria è Mia?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on June 09, 2009, 03:50:29 PM
(In German) Konnen sie bitte Art in Englisch!

(In Czech) Jak jste asi netrpelivy FanimeCon 2010?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on June 10, 2009, 12:50:09 PM
The jury is still out on that one.

あなたのズボンのバターの棒がある。 好むか。
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: G.I.R on June 10, 2009, 05:46:31 PM
Wwaaaaaaaaaht?!?

How am I supposed to under stand that?







... and as far as the jury thing, I don't start jury duty until the 29th.   :P
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on June 10, 2009, 06:00:32 PM
Wwaaaaaaaaaht?!?

How am I supposed to under stand that?

lol. I used the Altavista.com babelfish translator.  :-X

Or did I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: G.I.R on June 10, 2009, 06:05:57 PM
Tried it, It didn't want to translate it back to english.  >:(

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on June 10, 2009, 06:10:20 PM
Tried it, It didn't want to translate it back to english.  >:(

I tried it just now and it didn't work the first time, but second try it did.
"あなたのズボンのバターの棒がある。 好むか。" = "There is a stick of the butter in your pants. You like?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: G.I.R on June 10, 2009, 06:23:33 PM
(Yeah, it worked the second time.)

ほしくない


Should I get the extended service plan?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on June 11, 2009, 01:11:10 AM
how could you loose?

why do i want to read more than i have time for?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 11, 2009, 11:19:41 AM
Reading makes you happy

Should I quit my job and become a Pinja? (Pinja= Pirate+Ninja)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on June 11, 2009, 12:38:25 PM
Pinjas are a sin against creation. They were never meant to inner breed. Just like cats and dogs. If you became a Pinja, then Ninjas and Pirates everywhere would attempt to murder you for the sake of survivalism.

I just ate an apple. Why am I still hungry?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on June 11, 2009, 12:46:13 PM
Needs some meat.

Where did Boota go to?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: G.I.R on June 11, 2009, 12:59:25 PM
Don't know.  He ran off after your last post.

wy d sm ppl pst wtht vwls?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on June 11, 2009, 01:19:10 PM
H is no a vowel.

Would you like to make 7up, up yours?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Chem0 on June 11, 2009, 02:03:10 PM
Only if I get something more out of it.

Why does my dachshund wake up so early and bug me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on June 11, 2009, 03:01:09 PM
Why does my dachshund wake up so early and bug me?

Because you obviously sleep in too late.

Where can I get a dachshund alarm clock?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on June 11, 2009, 05:14:54 PM
Quik-e-Mart, duh!

*In a hangover voice* Ugh, what happened last night?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Chem0 on June 11, 2009, 05:24:36 PM
There was a huge party but you weren't invited so you got depressed and indulged in vodka.

Who threw the party?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: doriangray on June 12, 2009, 12:22:35 AM
Your neighbor's goldfish.

Why weren't we invited?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on June 12, 2009, 12:48:04 AM
there wasnt enough room in the bowl

when the smeg?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on June 12, 2009, 11:34:02 AM
Tomorrow, with Greg.

What is the meaning of life?
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 12, 2009, 12:53:35 PM
I am the meaning of life

Can I be a reality star like Mike "The Miz" Mizanin?
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Post by: Liquid on June 12, 2009, 01:20:54 PM
Not a chance.

Are you willing to be a reality nobody instead?
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Post by: DentyneIce408 on June 12, 2009, 01:30:33 PM
Yes, it beats being stalked by fans.

Will we ever have hover boards like in Back to the Future?
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Post by: Liquid on June 12, 2009, 01:42:53 PM
Will we ever have hover boards like in Back to the Future?

Gimme a Delorian and I will go find out.

Will GM survive?
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Post by: BrightHeart76 on June 12, 2009, 08:20:20 PM
Yes.  Grandma Molly will be fine.  I'm sure she's glad to know you were concerned. 

Why does my brain hate me?
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Post by: DentyneIce408 on June 12, 2009, 09:06:03 PM
Your brain is just telling you to relax, it's summer!

I notice people in suits were staring at me, are we in the Matrix?
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Post by: Chem0 on June 12, 2009, 10:27:14 PM
No, you're just part of a science experiment by the government.

Why did I humanize the rollercoaster VIPER from Six Flags Magic Mountain?
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Post by: doriangray on June 13, 2009, 09:58:02 PM
Because you harbor a grudge against the Big Dipper in the Santa Cruz boardwalk.

Why did Hasbro buy all of the 3D puzzles from Wrebbit, produce them for a year, and then discontinue the profitable items only a year after?
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Post by: Barnes on June 13, 2009, 11:54:45 PM
Rhymes and pineapples

"Why does it hurt when I? *kaboom*
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Post by: Runewitt on June 14, 2009, 01:45:39 AM
because you pushed the wrong button.

why is english voice acting so often poor?
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Post by: extensiveillusion on June 14, 2009, 01:50:21 AM
who is your daddy and what does he do?
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 14, 2009, 06:57:06 AM
My daddy is Jiriaya and he's an A Class pervert! xD

How come everyone loves John Cena?
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Post by: DentyneIce408 on June 14, 2009, 03:20:47 PM
why is english voice acting so often poor?

Because voice actors are only getting paid the minimum wage.

How come everyone loves John Cena?

They don't, they just feel bad for him, because of his poor performance in movie acting!

As of now, is the Anime Hurt n' Heal thread filled with chaos and disorder?

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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 14, 2009, 03:25:33 PM
No just Disorder and Chaos.

Should I remake John Cena's movies with someone from Fanime starring in his roles?
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Post by: DentyneIce408 on June 14, 2009, 04:13:51 PM
As long as it's not John Cena go on ahead.

Which anime will win in Anime HnH?
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Post by: Barnes on June 14, 2009, 05:03:46 PM
There can be only one

Penny for your thoughts?
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Post by: Runewitt on June 14, 2009, 09:33:51 PM
talk is cheap. hand it over.

what should i eat for dinner?
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Post by: Liquid on June 15, 2009, 09:57:59 AM
what should i eat for dinner?

The eyes of a newt.

Beef, is it really what is for dinner?
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Post by: Barnes on June 15, 2009, 11:01:10 AM
No, it's glue soup

Who sniffed the buns of Angel?
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Post by: Liquid on June 15, 2009, 11:33:37 AM
Who sniffed the buns of Angel?

The neighbors dog.

Why hasn't anyone continued the Berserk anime?
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Post by: Rhornez on June 16, 2009, 10:15:53 AM
what is this blashpemy berserk?

why is dressing up as corn cool/?
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 16, 2009, 01:41:59 PM
Corn is the sh*t! Thats why.

What's the deal with the Stimulus Package? Is it working?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on June 16, 2009, 01:57:58 PM
What's the deal with the Stimulus Package? Is it working?

You tell me. Do you feel stimulated?
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Post by: Barnes on June 16, 2009, 06:55:54 PM
Pinky

Who's Sammy Hagar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on June 17, 2009, 10:14:31 AM
Your father.

Who is his mom?
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Post by: doriangray on June 19, 2009, 09:37:27 PM
The sister of his aunt.

Where are the RIFTS jumping rules?
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Post by: destranacion on June 21, 2009, 05:24:59 AM
read between the lines

when will the world end?
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Post by: doriangray on June 21, 2009, 03:55:11 PM
When you type the letter "d".

Why Lightning Bolt?
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Post by: Liquid on June 22, 2009, 01:13:42 PM
Why Lightning Bolt?

Because it is much more effective than Magic Missle.

On a scale of 1-10, what's the square root of the color blue if the second train is traveling at 60 degrees?
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Post by: G.I.R on June 22, 2009, 09:23:45 PM
Thursday.

Why?
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Post by: Runewitt on June 22, 2009, 09:33:09 PM
Because.


should i watch Transformers tonight, or tomorrow night?
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Post by: G.I.R on June 22, 2009, 09:35:59 PM
Watch soon, and often.   Then tell us if it's good or not.


Should I go see Brüno?
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Post by: Liquid on June 23, 2009, 12:53:23 PM
Should I go see Brüno?

If you've already seen the other good movies at the theatre and have nothing else to see, sure!

Was the new Terminator movie any good?
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Post by: Chem0 on June 23, 2009, 01:38:17 PM
The ride is better.

Why is it so hot?
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Post by: DentyneIce408 on June 23, 2009, 04:40:18 PM
It must be because of you.  ;D

Why didn't my netflix movies come in yet?
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Post by: Liquid on June 24, 2009, 02:19:54 PM
Because you didn't return the previous ones.

y 4 am teh werdz allz krazie l00kin?
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Post by: DentyneIce408 on August 11, 2009, 02:38:59 PM
I don't know, you tell me.

Where are all the Tekken movie trailers?
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Post by: Liquid on August 18, 2009, 12:29:21 PM
Over there. *points*

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Post by: michiko nakano on August 18, 2009, 12:49:57 PM
42!!

Why have I burned the toast three days in a row?
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Post by: Liquid on August 18, 2009, 01:18:29 PM
One of three problems:

1.) The toaster is malfunctioning.
2.) The setting is too high.
3.) You like to burn things.

What's for lunch?
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Post by: michiko nakano on August 18, 2009, 01:38:35 PM
pita bread and hummus!

what will cause the apocolyse?
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Post by: Liquid on August 18, 2009, 02:49:38 PM
what will cause the apocolyse?

Nuclear holocaust, zombies, or a combination of the two.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Post by: DentyneIce408 on August 18, 2009, 03:07:53 PM
In order to escape from the Colonel.

What happens if you drink soda with pop rocks?
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Post by: Liquid on August 18, 2009, 03:11:05 PM
You find the secret to eternal youth.

We all know that when you drop toast it always lands butter side down...and a cat always lands on its feet. So, what happens when you strap a piece of toast with the butter side up, to the back of a cat and toss the cat off of a building?
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Post by: michiko nakano on August 18, 2009, 03:33:27 PM
if the building's tall enough, the cat will have heart attack and die.

why do pro football players get paid more than fire fighters?
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Post by: Liquid on August 18, 2009, 03:42:50 PM
Because firefighters don't get put on TV for the entertainment of America.

Who would win in a real life fight to the death: Jackie Chan vs Jet Li
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Post by: DentyneIce408 on August 18, 2009, 07:58:50 PM
Nobody! Bruce Lee will destroy both of them.

Gun fight, who would win: Rambo or Punisher
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Post by: michiko nakano on August 18, 2009, 09:24:37 PM
rambo, he'll never run out of ammo. he catches them in his teeth.

why is shampoo clear, but conditioner not clear?
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Post by: Liquid on August 19, 2009, 02:48:08 PM
Because you touch yourself at night.

Why do we send money to charities that just buy food and clothes for people, instead of sending money to charities that allow people to get jobs and grow their own food?
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Post by: ELDEMONIO on August 19, 2009, 04:19:34 PM
Because paying people cost more then paying machines that can make food.

Why am I using my neighbors internt using my wireless connection without them knowing about it?
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Post by: michiko nakano on August 19, 2009, 07:54:17 PM
because you're a typical american. 

why is there no domo-kun emoticon?
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Post by: Liquid on August 20, 2009, 04:43:59 PM
why is there no domo-kun emoticon?

There would be if Domo's face was yellow and round. <.<

How come Apple Jacks don't taste like apple?
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Post by: Runewitt on August 20, 2009, 04:46:08 PM
because no one would eat them.

why arent carrots called oranges?(http://a.domaindlx.com/thebis/domoelf.gif)
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Post by: Liquid on August 20, 2009, 05:11:46 PM
Then, what would Oranges be called?
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Post by: michiko nakano on August 20, 2009, 06:03:09 PM
was that meant to be in the thread where you only ask questions??
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Post by: Liquid on August 20, 2009, 06:10:51 PM
I guess it could work for both? lol

Why are apples different colors?
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Post by: michiko nakano on August 20, 2009, 06:12:36 PM
because of different magical powers that come in them.

what rhymes with orange?
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Post by: Liquid on August 20, 2009, 06:18:24 PM
Agent Orange. Duh.

What is the square root of a circlular tree that is 10 feet tall and has a cirumferance of 2 feet?
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Post by: Nightroad on August 20, 2009, 07:38:10 PM
Whats it matter. Its math. Ugggg!

Why is my printer so hard to set up?
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Post by: michiko nakano on August 20, 2009, 08:33:43 PM
because it's a marketing scam!

what's the difference between geeks and nerds?
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Post by: Liquid on August 21, 2009, 01:13:31 PM
If I knew that answer....I'd be both.

What happens when you die?
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Post by: Nightroad on August 21, 2009, 05:08:34 PM
You come back to life as a philoshophy teacher.

Is the glass half full?
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Post by: michiko nakano on August 21, 2009, 05:09:56 PM
only on thursdays.

since it was named after the thunder god Thor, why isn't Thursday spelled Thorsday?
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Post by: Nightroad on August 21, 2009, 06:34:13 PM
It sounded to much like "whoresday" then and they changed it.

Which planet is the best? (besides earth)
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Post by: michiko nakano on August 21, 2009, 08:20:27 PM
Mars, according to Cowboy Bebop.

Who is better, Jet or Edward?
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Post by: Nightroad on August 21, 2009, 09:50:18 PM
Both. They're secretely the same person and have the ability to merge and split at will.

Do like ketchup on your fries or off to the side?
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Post by: michiko nakano on August 21, 2009, 11:43:26 PM
ALL OVER DEM!!!

ceiling cat or basement cat?
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Post by: Nightroad on August 22, 2009, 03:17:29 PM
Basement. They smell better.

Which wire do you cut: The blue, the red or the green?
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Post by: Runewitt on August 22, 2009, 07:59:16 PM
none. just pull the batteries out.

what would you do for a klondike bar?
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Post by: ELDEMONIO on August 22, 2009, 08:42:25 PM
I would eat dog poo.


How many wood can a woodchuck chuck,If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Post by: Nightroad on August 22, 2009, 09:55:33 PM
A woodchuck could chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

What time of day would you expect to see a muskrat?
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Post by: Runewitt on August 22, 2009, 10:12:41 PM
dusk

how to mine for fish?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on August 22, 2009, 11:08:48 PM
Put dynamite in the water and watch the fish fly right into your hands.

What are boxes without tops?
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Post by: Runewitt on August 22, 2009, 11:29:56 PM
portable holes.

can i pass?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on August 22, 2009, 11:37:56 PM
no.

where is waldo?
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Post by: rude32 on August 23, 2009, 02:15:05 AM
In the early 90's.

What should I get on the dollar menu?
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Post by: michiko nakano on August 23, 2009, 01:30:32 PM
a taco.

candles or incense?
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Post by: Nightroad on August 23, 2009, 02:16:43 PM
Insense.

Whats a good way to hang curtains without a curtian rod?
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Post by: Runewitt on August 23, 2009, 03:36:31 PM
duct tape.

how many is too many?
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Post by: Nightroad on August 23, 2009, 04:26:13 PM
The point where you lose count.

Why is there a sofa on the lawn?
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Post by: Runewitt on August 23, 2009, 11:21:06 PM
lawn furniture

where are the cookies?
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Post by: Nightroad on August 24, 2009, 08:18:14 AM
I ate them all. Yummy.

What does your fortune say today?
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Post by: Liquid on August 24, 2009, 12:19:27 PM
The fortune says: Today you will find an abundance of crabs (in bed.)


Whats a good way to hang curtains without a curtian rod?

I would have said a noose. lol
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Post by: Nightroad on August 24, 2009, 07:10:13 PM
I would have said a noose. lol
lol

What type of crabs?
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Post by: michiko nakano on August 25, 2009, 11:07:57 AM
the ones from sonic.

wtf?
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Post by: DentyneIce408 on August 25, 2009, 12:51:11 PM
Where's The Fanta?

Lmaoroflol!?
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Post by: Liquid on August 25, 2009, 03:41:27 PM
Yes!

Who took the cookies from the cookie jar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on August 25, 2009, 05:37:59 PM
I told you! I ate them all!

Why do we have eyebrows?
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Post by: Liquid on August 25, 2009, 06:03:37 PM
It is so people know that when you raise one of them that you are interested and that if you raise both you are surprised! (It's actually to assist in keeping debri out, I think?)

What's an Appendix for?
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Post by: Nightroad on August 25, 2009, 08:13:43 PM
No one knows... But I think that it is for tickling your insides.

Why do people wear colored socks that don't show when they're wearing their shoes?
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Post by: michiko nakano on August 26, 2009, 01:07:42 PM
same concept as calvin's lucky underwear.  from calvin and hobbes.

how come?
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Post by: Nightroad on August 26, 2009, 01:25:36 PM
It bugs me. The pau extra for the colored ones too.

How many stars do you think there are?
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Post by: DentyneIce408 on August 26, 2009, 02:08:20 PM
Everyone knows it's 50.

Can you make up two words using the word "Therapist?"
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Post by: Liquid on August 26, 2009, 06:10:02 PM
I'll take The Rapist for 500.

Buck Futter?
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Post by: Rhornez on August 27, 2009, 09:15:45 PM
3 dollars

Can i take the Bear for 100?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on August 27, 2009, 10:12:58 PM
Maybe.

Why does my friend hate roses?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on August 28, 2009, 03:15:20 PM
Because a Rose is like a woman; they can be pretty and smell good...but if you aren't careful their thorns hurt and can make you bleed.

Why does time go by so fast?
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Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 07, 2009, 10:23:10 AM
Because Chuck Norris refuses to wait on line a long time.


What killed the Dinosaurs?
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Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 07, 2009, 11:54:43 AM
Vegeta's Big Bang Attack!

^Why didn't I think of that?
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Post by: michiko nakano on September 07, 2009, 12:41:45 PM
Because you just lost the game.

How old is Chuck Norris?
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Post by: Nightroad on September 07, 2009, 04:01:46 PM
Some say as old as the universe but no one really knows...

Why do the stupid people talk so much?
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Post by: michiko nakano on September 07, 2009, 05:26:32 PM
Because we're silly :D

What color is pain?
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Post by: Nightroad on September 07, 2009, 06:48:45 PM
I believe it to be neon yellow. (hurts the eyes)

What makes the world go round?
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Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 07, 2009, 07:51:07 PM
Some say money, others say gravity. I believe it goes round due to the fact someone punched it millions of years ago. Like Chuck Norris. >.>

Does this dress make me look fat?
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Post by: michiko nakano on September 07, 2009, 09:37:17 PM
No, it makes you look delicious and enticing.

Where did my lucky panties go?!
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Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 07, 2009, 09:47:25 PM
I took while you were asleep last night =P

Anyone want to buy a lucky pantsu?
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Post by: Nightroad on September 07, 2009, 10:37:13 PM
hmmmm  Try ebay... can get more money there! ^.~

Why can't I see any stars tonight?
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Post by: michiko nakano on September 08, 2009, 11:57:18 AM
Because of light pollution!!!     ...like at Fanime, where it's light outside at two in the morning!!!


How much should I sell Dentyne's boxers for on Ebay?
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Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 08, 2009, 12:23:37 PM
$12. lie that it belonged to someone famouse. Like Chuck Norris.>.>


Why am I always including Chuck Norris in my post?=|
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Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 08, 2009, 12:37:41 PM
Because Chuck Norris is your God and Savior!

Can cloning someone be fused with animals?
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Post by: michiko nakano on September 08, 2009, 12:59:43 PM
Because Chuck Norris is your God and Savior!

Can cloning someone be fused with animals?

*screeches to a halt* hold on.  what do you mean? you mean genetically modifying a human's clone to come out with ears and a tail?  i has confuses.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 08, 2009, 02:23:55 PM
Because Chuck Norris is your God and Savior!

Can cloning someone be fused with animals?

*screeches to a halt* hold on.  what do you mean? you mean genetically modifying a human's clone to come out with ears and a tail?  i has confuses.

It's possible but it's considered illegal. But if I had both the mind of scientist and funding I'd definitely try to create a new race =P

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/now-we-have-the-technology-that-can-make-a-cloned-child-808625.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/now-we-have-the-technology-that-can-make-a-cloned-child-808625.html)

^ I went off topic there.

If I could, I would.

Why do car dealers tend to rip you off?
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Post by: michiko nakano on September 08, 2009, 03:39:04 PM
because you're perforated.

what's a good romance/history manga i can read?
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Post by: Nightroad on September 08, 2009, 04:07:53 PM
Cantarella or maybe Le Chevaller D'Eon

Ever heard of the movie Darkside Blues?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 09, 2009, 04:33:52 PM
Ever heard of the movie Darkside Blues?

Yes, just now.

Why is your mind in the gutter?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 10, 2009, 11:17:22 AM
Because most of my friends are guys.

What was the last thing you ate?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 10, 2009, 11:58:00 AM
A banana. <.<

Why for the thing there yes please?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 10, 2009, 01:04:56 PM
Because it is back.

Wait, how long is the longest question?
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Post by: Liquid on September 10, 2009, 01:24:58 PM
http://digg.com/world_news/The_longest_question_in_US_TV_journalism_history (http://digg.com/world_news/The_longest_question_in_US_TV_journalism_history)

Why don't we have wings?
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Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 10, 2009, 03:05:35 PM
We really do but when we're born the doctors surgically remove them.

What is SPAM made of?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 10, 2009, 03:19:12 PM
SPAM - While the most widely recognized form of spam is e-mail spam, the term is applied to similar abuses in other media: instant messaging spam, Usenet newsgroup spam, Web search engine spam, spam in blogs, wiki spam, online classified ads spam, mobile phone messaging spam, Internet forum spam, junk fax transmissions, social networking spam, and file sharing network spam.

(Really though.... just processed pork luncheon meat.)


When was the last time you ate some SPAM?
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Post by: Nightroad on September 10, 2009, 03:38:59 PM
Never. I think that it is a figment of our imaginations.

Where's the duck?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 10, 2009, 03:45:54 PM
There are two of them....and then a goose.

Did dragons ever really exist?
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Post by: Nightroad on September 10, 2009, 03:58:05 PM
Yes, see Peter Dickenson's Flight of Dragons.

Why is a circle round?
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Post by: michiko nakano on September 10, 2009, 11:03:21 PM
because it has to roll! 

what is the answer to all the questions in the universe?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 11, 2009, 09:40:31 AM
42.

When will the universe die?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Chem0 on September 11, 2009, 02:00:52 PM
24.

Why are the answers to anything Universe related numbers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 11, 2009, 02:05:46 PM
It's a conspiracy created by mind controling extraterrestrials!

It's already the future... Where are all the flying cars and hover-boards?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 11, 2009, 02:30:03 PM
lol, with the way stupid people drive cars on the ground....I don't think we will ever have flying cars as a main mode of transport. Hover boards are too dangerous as well.

What am I doing this weekend?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 11, 2009, 02:52:11 PM
Sleeping then playing video games.

Whats the best type of tea?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 11, 2009, 02:59:49 PM
Raspberry Ice Tea....mmmmmm....

What's the best kind of sushi?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 11, 2009, 04:11:02 PM
Fat Tuna and Sea Urchin! Yum =D

What's the best place to hang out at in San Jose?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 11, 2009, 04:21:05 PM
Fanime!!!

why is it only once a year :(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 11, 2009, 07:02:43 PM
Because we'd be broke fast if it was more then once a year...

What's for dinner?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 11, 2009, 10:48:55 PM
beef. 

unless you're from that band 3Oh!3 in which case "(you're) a vegetarian and (you) ain't f*ckin scared of him."

^ pop culture reference.

anyone remember Hey Arnold! from the nineties?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 11, 2009, 11:18:27 PM
Hell yeah! :D And Rugrats, Rocko's modern life, Angry Beavers, etc.

Why do people tell me I look really ugly when I shave my mustache? >.>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on September 12, 2009, 12:20:55 PM
steve-o

Where can I find a Bob's Big Boy restaurant?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 12, 2009, 05:46:57 PM
google it.

anyone here still play spore?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on September 12, 2009, 10:39:40 PM
.................no (but I speak for myself and not everyone)

Do you think Heart Gold and Soul Silver will be the last of the main Pokemon games?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 13, 2009, 03:16:03 PM
As long as there's greedy,fat,smelly people running it, there will always be more Pokemon games.



Are you smoking yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 13, 2009, 05:38:24 PM
No. It smells bad.

Who's here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 13, 2009, 08:23:37 PM
your worst nightmare!!!!

where is my box of tea!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 13, 2009, 10:24:46 PM
In the lowest cabnet.

Why is free public high speed never as fast as you think it'll be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on September 13, 2009, 11:58:49 PM
THe speed is a lie


Why am I not fit to be a hero yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 14, 2009, 12:50:57 PM
You lost your gym membership.

If you could be anyone for a day....who would it be and why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 14, 2009, 06:23:11 PM
I would be haruhi from host club so I could hang out with the host club!!

Do you like chapstick?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 14, 2009, 06:25:49 PM
yes, but not lip gloss.

Why do they make tissue boxes with flowers on them?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 14, 2009, 06:34:36 PM
so that it's awkward for guys to carry them around, even if they have a cold and need to carry them around.  They should come out with tissue boxes with like, machine guns on them or something.

Why do preppy people exist?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on September 14, 2009, 06:47:24 PM
There has to be SOME people to make fun of

Why can't you read my poker face?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 14, 2009, 06:52:15 PM
Because I've never seen your face.

Will I need a flashlight?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 14, 2009, 07:08:04 PM
only if you're going camping or if you're going to a Rocky Horror Picture Show
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 15, 2009, 10:57:05 AM
Why didn't michiko nakano ask a question? :P
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 15, 2009, 12:19:58 PM
because i'm stupid XD

am i the only one here who can write in binary?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: G.I.R on September 15, 2009, 12:28:30 PM
01001110 01101111 00101110


Is the cake really a lie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 15, 2009, 01:03:09 PM
No. It is the best cake in the entire world...but you shall never taste it

57 68 61 74 20 6c 61 6e 67 75 61 67 65 20 61 6d 20 49 20 61 73 6b 69 6e 67 20 74 68 69 73 20 71 75 65 73 74 69 6f 6e 20 69 6e 3f
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 15, 2009, 01:26:49 PM
EH?!

What would the cross between a tiger and an elephant look like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 15, 2009, 01:33:49 PM
An orange and black elephant with fur. It would have the long agile tail of a tiger, the teeth and claws of a tiger, and the speed of a tiger. It would be the size of an elephant, with tusks and a trunk. It would also retain the big ears...but they would be perked up like cat ears. <.<

What would the cross between a dragon and a monkey look like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 15, 2009, 03:31:27 PM
your mom. 

were you writing in hex?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 15, 2009, 04:04:06 PM
My mom? lol - I'm half dragon-monkey and half human. That's kinda awesome.

Why yes, I was writing in hex.


Where is the end of the universe?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 15, 2009, 09:47:24 PM
Slightly father away then the middle of it.

Why is cat nip called cat nip?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 16, 2009, 08:29:15 PM
because nip is a really cute word.

What's the best Disney movie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 16, 2009, 08:53:09 PM
Lion King. It had so much violence that I almost pooped myself


Do you wanna smoke? 8)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 16, 2009, 09:48:34 PM
No, I don't wanna smoke.  Some people look good with a cig in their mouth... but most of the time, guys just look like either they're trying to compensate for how insecure they are by tempting fatal diseases like lung cancer, or they're trying to impress someone who isn't impressed enough by that guy's natural charm and needs them to smoke in order for them to look appealing. 

Why do cops pull me over the *one* day I'm not wearing my lucky earrings!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 16, 2009, 10:36:44 PM
Because your lucky ear rings usually scare them off!

Have you ever dipped cookies in milk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 17, 2009, 10:12:20 AM
Of course! Who hasn't?

Have you ever mixed Ranch and BBQ sauce together?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 17, 2009, 11:02:25 AM
no... I don't like BBQ sauce!

What is the most gross food combination you can think of right now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 17, 2009, 02:43:36 PM
Hot Soup with pickles, Ice cream, and Ketchup all dipped in a bowl of vinegar. Yummy.


What will Light do with the Potatoe chip?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 17, 2009, 04:18:54 PM
Hide a mini TV behind it.

What would you do for ten bucks?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 18, 2009, 01:15:31 AM
Dip fries with Ranch and Blair's: Mega Death Sauce

Where can I buy a collection of Blair's: Death Sauce?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 18, 2009, 10:03:11 AM
On the internet.

What is the capital of Florida?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on September 18, 2009, 06:07:44 PM
Nebraska

How many elephants does it take to get to the moon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 18, 2009, 07:10:32 PM
over 9,000.

Can you write something that's not boring?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on September 18, 2009, 07:16:05 PM
Yes I can. See it didn't have that phrase in it.  :P

Do Chibis have their own world?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 18, 2009, 07:21:25 PM
No, they're so small it has to be made of many.

What's the worst movie ever made?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on September 18, 2009, 07:27:06 PM
Bandslam definitely

Who threw my cottage monkey into the rainforest with a rally towel and Flex magazine?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 18, 2009, 07:28:59 PM
ummmm... that one person.  who always tries too hard to be random. that's who it was.

best flavor of pocky?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 18, 2009, 10:40:45 PM
Chocolate!!!

Weirdest flavor of pocky?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on September 19, 2009, 03:24:25 PM
Green Tea?

WOuld you like to party?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 19, 2009, 05:09:37 PM
Yes, I WOuld love to party.

What's your favorite thing to do in the rain?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 19, 2009, 05:13:03 PM
Smoke. I'm not even lying.XD and it's even better when the stars are out at the same time.

When will they create tubes that people can use to get to different locations like that of Futurama?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 19, 2009, 08:54:12 PM
after 2012 when the world ends. 

Hey, you really shouldn't smoke.  Most of the girls I know think it's disgusting.  Who are you trying to impress?

Is Peter Jackson ever going to make The Hobbit like they said they were going to all those years ago?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 19, 2009, 10:54:25 PM
He's supposed to.

What's in your pocket right now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on September 20, 2009, 01:30:36 AM
I have no pants on  ;D

Any classes tomorrow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 20, 2009, 06:40:27 AM
Yeah, "How to take over the World!"

Is Nostradamus predictions true about 2010?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on September 20, 2009, 11:53:06 AM
Possibly

Is there really going to be a Spyro movie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 20, 2009, 05:56:46 PM
Yes. It will have a guy transforming to spyro and having him kill a random guy we've never heard of because Hollywood likes ruining stuff we geeks like.

to Michicko nakano: I smoke because It has not been a good year for me and I rather get lung cancer then blow my brains out from all the bull I need to deal with everyday.

Sorry if I hurt you Ms.Michicko.Now let's forget about the past and move on. ;D

Who broke my Super Nintendo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on September 20, 2009, 06:48:00 PM
Your little devil on your shoulder.... and wants you to play a bad game

Do you rather listen to the devil or the angel on your shoulder?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 20, 2009, 07:15:38 PM
I'd listen to both, but go with whichever option seems better in my opinion.

dark shinigami, is smoking really the best way to relieve stress?

anyone else: Did you go to the yaoi events at fanime '09?
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Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 20, 2009, 07:24:59 PM
No. If someone asked me to I'll think about it.

If you started smoking when your young wouldn't it change your mind as you get older?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on September 20, 2009, 07:32:13 PM
I would not be able to smoke I am allergic to it... But IF i did it would...

How many years have you been going to Anime Cons and which ones are your favorite?
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Post by: michiko nakano on September 20, 2009, 07:40:14 PM
I'm a noob... I've only been to Fanime, earlier this year.  So naturally it's my favorite :3 Except if I was able to go to Yaoi-con it would probably be my favorite, since I would get to hang out with all my bishie friends!! 

Have you ever seen man-faye?
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Post by: explosive_artist on September 21, 2009, 01:01:00 AM
No, unfortunately

Has anyone seen the green flash?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on September 21, 2009, 06:53:43 AM
I think I have

@michiko nakano: I went to the Yaoi events! ;) My friend wanted to lol

Have you figured out a cosplay yet?


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Post by: Shinigami_Lover on September 21, 2009, 10:31:29 AM
for this year to come.... I have M.E.W.con (Winter Sakura, Punk Sakura), Fanime(look at sign), Kumoricon (Sai, Jessie, Haruhi F., Duke Devlin), and Yaoicon (Duke Devlin, Sai, Yoko Kurama) all figured out.

What is your favorite cosplay that you have wore and that you are planning on doing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 21, 2009, 12:35:38 PM
Your mom. ^^

Who do you think will be the next 80's icon to bite the dust?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 21, 2009, 12:47:51 PM
Poison!

Can you give me a break?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 21, 2009, 01:10:43 PM
No, but you can have this awesome KitKat bar I just found.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 21, 2009, 01:37:45 PM
Last I checked it was the invisible man!

Should I log out for now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 21, 2009, 02:15:24 PM
Go away.

Who likes that guy anyways?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on September 21, 2009, 04:44:43 PM
My cousin does! :D

Who is that guy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 21, 2009, 05:04:12 PM
Charles Manson

To Michiko nakano: hey, it's better then when I was drinking and bashing my head on the wall until I got tired and sleep. :-\ I know, I'm weird. :'( I hate smoking but it's not like I have anyone to talk to or close people around me. now I sound like a loner.>.>

Who stole my Mewtwo plushie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 21, 2009, 05:12:31 PM
The tobacco industry.

Are you a little teapot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 21, 2009, 05:54:21 PM
Short and spout!!!

Who stole the lamp in the hallway?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 21, 2009, 05:55:31 PM
The lamp gnomes.

How do we achieve world peace?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 21, 2009, 05:57:07 PM
Watch anime!

Where's Waldo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on September 21, 2009, 05:57:51 PM
Right here

Why is carnival food so good?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 21, 2009, 06:16:54 PM
Because it's got so much msg in it. 

What blood type are you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 21, 2009, 06:42:14 PM
Ti...

Did you have your interview with the Vampire?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 21, 2009, 08:42:02 PM
yes.  if you've seen that movie, watch this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JrKqlsreUU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JrKqlsreUU)

who is better, lestat or louis?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 21, 2009, 11:15:10 PM
Louis by far Louis.

Do you think vampires are awsome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on September 22, 2009, 12:53:16 AM
Yes but I am Wolf in my heart!

What is really under Kakashi's mask? (inner sakura must know)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 22, 2009, 07:19:24 AM
A face thats too girly for the voice.

Why are flashlights called flash lights?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 22, 2009, 10:56:33 AM
An avid inventor vacationed in New Orleans and was able to see the awesomeness that is Mardi Gras. Suddenly, some girls flashed him their lights and he immediately got a great idea......

Which girl is Naruto going to end up with?
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Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 22, 2009, 11:16:33 AM
With himself! All he needs to do is create a clone and do the sexy ninjutsu.

Will Naruto ever be the next Hokage?
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Post by: Liquid on September 22, 2009, 11:30:59 AM
Yes, but who knows when.

Naruto just became the most powerful ninja in the village recently....but he still has a lot of mental growing to do first. It'll also help if he gets to learn more than just one big move.

Neil Patrick Harris?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 22, 2009, 12:11:10 PM
Is not really a man.

When will we find a cure for lazyness?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 22, 2009, 12:16:05 PM
As soon as you get up off your ass.

Is there crying in baseball?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 22, 2009, 12:26:38 PM
Only when the Yankees lose.Other then that, no one cries.

What should I do with this potatoe chip?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 22, 2009, 02:06:47 PM
*Breaks into song*

Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh!

What should I do with leftover chinese food from lunch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 22, 2009, 02:08:16 PM
wait until dinnertime and then...
Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh!

what should i eat for breakfast?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 22, 2009, 02:11:13 PM
Get yourself an egg and beat it!

What countries were involved in the Spanish American war?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 22, 2009, 04:47:42 PM
Spain?

What is the magic number?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 22, 2009, 04:59:07 PM
3. (Yes, I have the below song on my iPod.)

Quote

Blind Melon › Three Is A Magic Number

Three is a magic number
Ya it is, its a magic number
Somewhere in that ancient mystic trinity
Youll get three
As a magic number
The past, the present, the future,
Faith, and hope, and charity,
The heart, the brain, the body,
Will give you three,
Its a magic number

It takes three legs to make a tripod or to make a table stand,
And it takes three wheels to make a vehicle called a tricycle
And every triangle has three corners,
Every triangle has three sides,
No more, no less,
You dont have to guess
That its three
Cant you see?
Its a magic number

A man and a woman had a little baby
Yeah they did
And there were three in the family
And thats a magic number

3, 6, 9,
12, 15, 18,
21, 24, 27,
30

Now multiply backwards from 3x10
3x10 is 30
3x9 is 27
3x8 is 24
3x7 is 21
3x6 is 18
3x5 is 15
3x4 is 12
And 3x3 is 9
And 3x2 is 6
And 3x1 is 3 of course
(now dig the pattern once more!)

3, 6, 9,
12, 15, 18
Oh yeah

3x10 is 30
3x9 is 27
3x8 is 24
3x7 is 21
3x6 is 18
3x5 is 15
3x4 is 12
And 3x3 is 9
And 3x2 is 6
And 3x1
What is it?
3

A man and a woman had a little baby
There were three in the family
And thats a magic number

What is the speed of a train traveling at 60 MPH, if it is traveling downhill at a 30 degree angle, but against a wind velocity of 45 MPH?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on September 22, 2009, 08:52:45 PM
PIE!

Is there such a thing as a Rainbow Connection?
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Post by: Shinigami_Lover on September 22, 2009, 10:03:33 PM
Yes there is! It is with the pink sky and rainbow stars.... :P

Put the lime in the coconut and what do you get?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 23, 2009, 08:37:13 AM
coconut lime juice! >.<

Whats the best unhealthy snack?
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Post by: Shinigami_Lover on September 23, 2009, 10:15:05 AM
Mounds or ICE CREAM.... :P (I am hyper)

What do you get when you let the milk sit in the freeze to long?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 23, 2009, 10:30:34 AM
Mmmm...MILKCICLES!

What would you do for this shiny quarter?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on September 23, 2009, 10:33:58 AM
Eat 1 gallon of ice cream... I love ice cream but after ward I usually see rainbow stars on a pink sky.... my hyper saying

What would u do for a homemade cookie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 23, 2009, 10:47:31 AM
I'm open to suggestions. ^^

What would you do for free tickets to Fanime 2010?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 23, 2009, 12:32:09 PM
Alot. >.<

Can you draw?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 23, 2009, 12:54:24 PM
Is your name Kate Winslet? ;)

Is there such a thing as a stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on September 23, 2009, 01:45:18 PM
no... because you are just learning something new.


But is there a dumb answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 23, 2009, 01:48:30 PM
There can be.

What should I do with the empty can of soda?
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Post by: Shinigami_Lover on September 23, 2009, 01:52:07 PM
Recycle it! OR reuse it! :P

What is the most funny thing you have seen today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 23, 2009, 02:00:03 PM
Today? hmmmm A long water hose snaking around a library streaching across the street and leaking water from a whole in it's middle.... Then I tripped.

What do you think the hose was for?
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Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 23, 2009, 02:05:09 PM
To trip random people like you.

Can I really make things move with my mind if I inject myself with more midi-chlorians?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 23, 2009, 02:25:17 PM
There is really only one way to find out......

Weren't those totally the droids we were looking for?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 23, 2009, 02:34:59 PM
No, no, the nice man who waved his hand said they weren't.

Why was thte hula hoop invented?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 23, 2009, 02:39:40 PM
It was invented as a ploy by the plastic industry to trick people in to buying simple cheaply constructed rings made of plastic.

Whatever happened to Slappers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 23, 2009, 02:46:45 PM
They were banned because kids would pretend to be pimps every time they slapped people with it.

What happend to those pogs I loved so much that had Alf in them. :'(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 23, 2009, 03:00:03 PM
People found out they had Alf in them and they were promptly burned...and then banned.

Why is Nintendo being stupid and not creating a remake of Duck Hunt for the Wii?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 23, 2009, 03:11:23 PM
Because PETA banned the words "Duck" and "Hunt" to be used together in Game titles.

Who really Killed Simba's Father?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 23, 2009, 03:16:18 PM
Simba for being stupid and causing a stampede in the first place.

How will Disney try to ruin the Marvel Universe?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 23, 2009, 03:22:50 PM
With less violence and hero's singing broadway style on the comic with ballet dances

When will MTV die?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 23, 2009, 03:30:01 PM
MTV is already dead. What is on TV now is just a zombie network bent on feeding on the brains of teenagers and young adults.

Is Shinigami_Lover the girlfriend of DarkShinigamiX3?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 23, 2009, 03:33:05 PM
That my friend, is a secret.  ;)

Is Liquid really my father?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 23, 2009, 03:34:37 PM
We'd have to do a DNA test. Your mother really got around back then. :-\

Does DarkShinigamiX3 have a twin sister that I have not learned about yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 23, 2009, 06:32:42 PM
With less violence and hero's singing broadway style on the comic with ballet dances
Way to piss off the professional ballerina!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 23, 2009, 06:39:01 PM
Michiko, everytime.....you.....you forget.....>.>

Now i'm a sad doggy crying :'(

Also, I'm sorry I said that. I ddin't know you ballet! XD
I'm jealouse of you're BF already!.XD
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 23, 2009, 06:50:47 PM
HA! YOU FORGOT TO ASK A QUESTION!!






...I AM A GIANT HYPOCRITE BECAUSE I FORGET ALL THE TIME!!

what is the most disgusting ice cream flavor in the world?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 23, 2009, 06:58:38 PM
Coconut flavor. It was just wrong

Would you check in my closet for monsters?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 23, 2009, 07:01:02 PM
I am the monster in your closet.

Why can't you have perfect grammar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 23, 2009, 07:10:29 PM
Because I'm Mexican.  >.>   Deal with it >:(

Why do you forget to follow the rules?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 23, 2009, 07:12:07 PM
Stop being redundant!  I've said a million times, it's because I'm stupid.

Can you do a perfect pushup?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 23, 2009, 07:17:12 PM
Of course :D I'm not THAT out of shape :D

Why do people hate A-Rod(Alex Rodriguez)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on September 23, 2009, 08:46:16 PM
Who he? Well I do not know... i do not hate people

Mmmmmm do you have the next question?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 23, 2009, 10:16:39 PM
hmmmmmmm

Do I have the next question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 23, 2009, 11:53:49 PM
No you do not. I do.

Why are you so gay?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on September 24, 2009, 08:51:32 AM
WHAT?!? *blushes* That was suppose to be a secret, Liquid!  :P No I am gay(happy) because I had Waffles with blackberry syrup and whip cream for breackfast!

Why do you like telling secrets?
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Post by: Liquid on September 24, 2009, 09:45:32 AM
Because its funny to cause fights and hurt peoples feelings. Duh. ::)

Why do you like to punch little kids in the face?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on September 24, 2009, 10:42:45 AM
lol... Ah another secret.... Ah because he does Sexy no Jutsu in front of me! Also tries to peek... *growls and glares* Naruto...

Mmmmm Next quesstion.... Do you all of a sudden go into character when u are not even cosplaying.... ^_^   
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 24, 2009, 10:50:14 AM
Wutchu talkin bout Willis?

Why doesn't Naruto ever use his hidden super move, Sexy no Jutsu - Fuuton Rasengen!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 24, 2009, 12:13:09 PM
Because he's lazy.

Why are you wearing my dress?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 24, 2009, 01:02:16 PM
Because it makes me feel sexy.

Can you tell your mom that I had a good time last night?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 24, 2009, 01:04:52 PM
That was actually my dad wearing a wig and a dress. i'll let him know.;)

Why is Liquid a Yaoi fan?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 24, 2009, 01:09:54 PM
Because it's a secret ploy to attract females with my Yaoi knowledge.

DarkShinigami's father is apparently a cross dressing homo? ???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 24, 2009, 01:14:04 PM
He learned it from Liquid back in the day.

Liquid,What does the scouter say about his stupidness?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 24, 2009, 01:22:48 PM
It's just about the same as yours.

Are you two having a lovers-quarrel?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 24, 2009, 01:27:43 PM
No. :D He just likes guys who dress like girls ;)

Why is my dog barking?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 24, 2009, 01:29:54 PM
It's not your dog.

Are you sure it's your dog?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 24, 2009, 01:35:56 PM
No, it was just Liquid again.

Who are you calling a pinhead?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 24, 2009, 01:47:17 PM
It wasn't me. I called you something else.

Does your mother know of your interest in the same sex?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 24, 2009, 01:56:40 PM
I don't swing that way bub. =|

Why are you coming on to me? =|
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 24, 2009, 02:02:54 PM
Cuz I got rejected by ten different guys when I tried to find a prom date.

Do you hate cheerleaders?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 24, 2009, 02:05:55 PM
No because they will cheer even if the team is loosing by 40 points.

Cheetos or Doritos?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 24, 2009, 02:18:04 PM
they're both terribly unhealthy.  however, i used to eat doritos all the time.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 24, 2009, 02:19:43 PM
Why does Michiko forget to ask a question every time? :'( :'( :'( :'(

I'm telling your Boyfriend about this. >:(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 24, 2009, 02:22:26 PM
You didn't ask a question.  I'm telling your boyfriend about this.

Why do you always talk about my boyfriend?  It makes you sound like you're jealous.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 24, 2009, 02:24:43 PM
I am a little.>.> and the "Why does mickiko forget" thing WAS the question.It was just in the wrong spot.>.>

Why do people think I have a boyfriend? ???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 24, 2009, 02:25:31 PM
Because it would explain sooo much.

What's there to be jealous of?  He lives four hours away.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 24, 2009, 02:27:17 PM
He is jealous that you have one and he does not.

Why do people always mix up "you're" and "your"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 24, 2009, 02:30:29 PM
Because learning english is hard in school

Why doesn't Michiko realize I have my eyes set for another girl and that i'm not jealouse since I don't know her or her boyfriend. :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 24, 2009, 02:38:18 PM
Because you keep mentioning him, so therefore it is assumed you think he is sexy, despite your desire for the girl in your theatre class.

Why do cats like corn so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 24, 2009, 02:43:42 PM
Because learning english is hard in school

Why doesn't Michiko realize I have my eyes set for another girl and that i'm not jealouse since I don't know her or her boyfriend. :D
So presumptuous... When did I ever imply interest in your tarrying upon the matter?  Furthermore, when did I ever show lack of knowledge that you don't know me or my boyfriend?  Also, you directly stated on more than one post that you are jealous.  Why are you contradicting yourself all of the sudden?  You need not worry that I foster even a whim of a care of you knowledge or feelings of my relationship with my boyfriend.

In response to Liquid, it's probably because it is sweet.

Why do bishies cower at the sight of corn?
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Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 24, 2009, 02:46:28 PM
Because they are afraid of the color yellow.

Why doen't Michiko know i'm just playing around? :'(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 24, 2009, 02:48:21 PM
I do know that you're playing around.  Though I wish you'd do so with better grammar and bigger words :D

Who took the jumper cables out of my car?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 24, 2009, 02:50:57 PM
A gay couple with a dangerous fetish.

You know what I'm sayin?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 24, 2009, 02:53:34 PM
Ya I do.  They must be too cheapo to get surgically castrated :P
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 24, 2009, 02:55:20 PM
Michiko,not again...>.>

WHy do you hate me and my grammar? :'(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 24, 2009, 02:56:38 PM
Because you touch yourself excessively every night.

If you could perform surgery; who would you operate on and why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 24, 2009, 03:00:51 PM
Michiko,not again...>.>

WHy do you hate me and my grammar? :'(
Did I say I hated you?  No.  I didn't.  I also didn't say that I hated your grammar.  I don't hate grammar, I love it.  That's why I'm an English major.  I was just saying that it's slightly less than perferct.  As is mine; I all too frequently forget to capitalize pronouns when they need it, as well as the beginnings of sentences. How about when I forget to ask a question, you just write an answer that's funny so that the other people get to guess what question it answers?  Liquid does it all the time.  Works just fine.

To Liquid: I would perform corrective surgery on my ex-boyfriend's back so he no longer had to suffer with scoliosis.

Do you have any birthmarks?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 24, 2009, 03:05:44 PM
Nope! My birth went perfectly well. I do have some childhood scars though.

If you could be a dog, would you lick yourself in obscene places?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 24, 2009, 03:10:55 PM
Only if I had no guy dog around ;)

What is the best country to live in?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 24, 2009, 03:14:18 PM
Canada.Free health care

Why am I hungry?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 24, 2009, 03:27:17 PM
Because the staples came loose.

What does your sister look like naked? BONUS: Do you have a picture?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on September 24, 2009, 03:30:35 PM
Mmmmm.... bad timing on my part.... BUT I have no sister so sorry

Do you also think I came in at weird time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 24, 2009, 03:33:44 PM
Yes, but only because you don't have a sister and I think someone with a sister should have responded. (With pics) :D

Are we there yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on September 24, 2009, 03:35:51 PM
To where are we trying to go.... pervert


Do u like to do things to your........ food?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 24, 2009, 03:39:15 PM
Sometimes. Depending on the mood. =|

What happend to my TV?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on September 24, 2009, 03:43:35 PM
The Gremlins appeared and stole it for their uses!


Can you help me make food? (Everything I touch burns)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 24, 2009, 03:45:48 PM
Why yes I can! Oh you should play cooking with mama on the wii it's fun!!

Are you a natural flirt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 24, 2009, 03:49:40 PM
I'd like to think so, but who knows for sure? ;)

What kind of dances can you do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on September 24, 2009, 03:51:02 PM
Look back in the posts.... but I love Square Dancing


Naruto or Bleach.... which is better?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 24, 2009, 03:54:47 PM
Naruto.  I don't quite like the art for bleach...

Have you ever eaten a bug on purpose?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 24, 2009, 03:57:52 PM
Hakuna Matata! (No.)

Would you eat green eggs and ham?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 24, 2009, 03:59:02 PM
Only if I make them and used safe food coloring!

Would you eat my cooking?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 24, 2009, 04:00:38 PM
I'd try anything once. (I have my limits.)

Do you like pie, from the sky, to fall into your eye?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 24, 2009, 04:33:27 PM
Yes sir, as long as it's strawberry cream pie.

I'm eating Strawberry Shortcake ice cream, jealous?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 24, 2009, 04:36:45 PM
Actually, yes. :'(

If I killed someone over ice cream, it would be okay, right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 24, 2009, 04:41:37 PM
If I helped, yes.

What flavor is that ice cream that's purple?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 24, 2009, 04:47:10 PM
It's purple. The flavor is obviously purple as well.

Why is there a movement that is trying to steal away my right to say "That's gay."...when I don't mean it as a derogitory comment against same sex couples?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 24, 2009, 04:51:13 PM
Because emos, scene kids, and activist like to piss you off.

When will Spongebob get married?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on September 24, 2009, 05:00:33 PM
When dies first!

Where do you think the train will go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 24, 2009, 05:05:37 PM
To the end of the tracks. Then, it will turn around.

What am I, when your powers are combined?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on September 24, 2009, 05:08:41 PM
a dead beat

Does this happen... what comes around, comes back harder?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 24, 2009, 05:14:39 PM
Depends. Are we talking about karma or boomerangs?

Is it all relative?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on September 24, 2009, 05:19:37 PM
Maybe it is I sadly do not know....

Should I take a nap?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 24, 2009, 05:22:16 PM
No.Stay up with me and watch anime and eat junk food until we get wasted.

Are you smoking yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 24, 2009, 05:22:57 PM
*Lights you on fire* I'm not....but you are.

Do you have any marshmellows handy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on September 24, 2009, 05:25:41 PM
mmmmm..... Maybe!

Candy bar or Cookie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 24, 2009, 05:32:33 PM
Both?

What's the deal with corn nuts?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on September 24, 2009, 05:36:25 PM
they r pieces of corn that want nuts!


Mmmm.... Right or left
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 24, 2009, 05:48:55 PM
Right.

What did I win?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on September 24, 2009, 06:26:26 PM
NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

Why am I so dizzy today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on September 24, 2009, 08:50:43 PM
Because you had some of my burnt popcorn


":( What is going to happen tomorrow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 24, 2009, 10:48:04 PM
Another day filled with chaos, panic, and disorder!

Should I get some sleep?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 24, 2009, 11:34:59 PM
I hear it's over rated.

Why did I just start watching season 1 of 30 Rock?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on September 25, 2009, 12:00:04 AM
Because it gives you something to do


My brain died.... Do you know the next question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 25, 2009, 12:02:15 AM
Yes.

Is there a doctor in the house?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on September 25, 2009, 12:03:53 AM
sadly no... he left an hour ago

What should you do if you a pink sky with rainbow stars?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 25, 2009, 10:16:48 AM
Ask what kind of drugs I was slipped.

What are you smoking?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 25, 2009, 10:19:19 AM
Nothing.

What do you read?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 25, 2009, 10:29:47 AM
These forums.

What do you write?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 25, 2009, 10:32:37 AM
(must I say it) These answers.

Where will you eat lunch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 25, 2009, 10:35:37 AM
At work!

What's the craziest thing you've ever done to get your crack fix?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 25, 2009, 10:38:43 AM
^.~ hahahaha

What's the strangest word you know?
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Post by: Liquid on September 25, 2009, 10:46:31 AM
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

You think I made that up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 25, 2009, 10:49:46 AM
Yes... It just doesn't sound real...

Is it real?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 25, 2009, 10:57:43 AM
Nope. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis)

Why would a fourth grade teacher teach that to her students?
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Post by: Nightroad on September 25, 2009, 11:04:25 AM
(first off O.o looooong word) I don't know... maybe she had the disease..?

Why are hammocks evil?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 25, 2009, 11:36:35 AM
Because you are small and can easily fall through the holes, so the hammocks torture you and take advantage of that fact. They do that because they were created by an evil rope demon called Ropicoris Weavus.

How often do you like to get punched in the stomach?
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Post by: Nightroad on September 25, 2009, 11:42:04 AM
Usually as little as possible but there was that one time we had to fake a fight to escape from our captors....

How do you feel about lamps?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 25, 2009, 11:44:07 AM
I LOVE LAMP!

What do you think of Blue Oyster Cult?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 25, 2009, 11:48:19 AM
They have a nice sound. ^^

What kind of shoes do you wear?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 25, 2009, 11:51:05 AM
Sized 13 rubber leather hybrids.

When was the last time you stole candy from a baby?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 25, 2009, 11:53:43 AM
um... My cusins birthday, I took some candy from the pinata!

Ever eaten Dragon Fruit?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 25, 2009, 11:59:04 AM
Nope. Although I love dragons, I don't swing that way.

Did you know that your ex posted private videos of you on the internet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 25, 2009, 12:00:58 PM
XP That'd be kinda hard since they don't exsist... any more... XD

Whats the most stupid comercial?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 25, 2009, 12:22:00 PM
Any of them that aren't funny. I mean, wtf? You're boring. Get off my TV!

How long have you been leaving your house at night, just to kick sleeping bums?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on September 26, 2009, 02:21:59 AM
Again I come in at the wrong time! Never thank you!

Why is it I come in at the wrong times?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 26, 2009, 02:46:25 AM
Because you're always replying to me. :D

Why do you feel compelled to yell at poor old ladies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on September 26, 2009, 02:56:29 AM
Because they have chocolate and they aren't sharing!  >:(

Why must you interrrogate me so?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 26, 2009, 07:19:32 AM
Because your suspicious.

Why are you suspicious again?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 26, 2009, 05:10:06 PM
Because he wears his sunglasses at night.

Are you a vampire or a werewolf?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 26, 2009, 07:01:03 PM
Vampire!!!

Cactus or oak tree?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 27, 2009, 08:33:18 AM
oak tree!

When is the world going to end?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 27, 2009, 02:09:02 PM
2012.

What will be the cause?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 27, 2009, 02:18:55 PM
When America decides to redub Animes using voice actors from Disney!

Why won't it rain yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 27, 2009, 02:37:48 PM
Because it is so hot that the rain evaporates before it gets close to the ground.

How is it that I can type perfectly with my eyes closed?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 27, 2009, 03:08:47 PM
You've spent a very long time typing on these forums.

Why am I here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 27, 2009, 08:05:02 PM
Because it exploded and they haven't finished the repairs quite yet. 

Why does it have so many calories in it!!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 27, 2009, 09:18:32 PM
Because the company really loves peoples hips...

What would you do if your coffee mug started singing to you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: G.I.R on September 27, 2009, 10:01:25 PM
Change brands of coffee.

What should my new beverage of choice be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on September 28, 2009, 08:57:53 AM
Dr Thunder! No it should Italian Sodas :P


Would u want to be hungry in a food place and have no money?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 28, 2009, 10:44:08 AM
No?

Would you rather be punched in the face or one of your delicate places?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 28, 2009, 07:25:19 PM
face.

you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 28, 2009, 10:48:11 PM
Same answer. Your face.

Lose an index finger or a big toe?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 29, 2009, 11:48:32 AM
Big Toe. All Fingers are needed to give a good punch.

Where was that girl today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 29, 2009, 12:05:11 PM
On vacation with her boyfriend.

What's with the weather?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 29, 2009, 12:07:07 PM
It's cloudy because it wants to rain and make Liquid's day worse. >:(

Where are my pants?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 29, 2009, 12:22:58 PM
On the floor of your best friend's bedroom.

Why are you walking funny?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 29, 2009, 12:28:19 PM
Because that's the way we gangstas walk these days.

How can I stay home and not work today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 29, 2009, 12:55:27 PM
Stage a car wreck, call in sick, quit, get yourself fired, say you had a death in the family, tell them you got snowed in, say you just got diagnosed with cancer, tell them your wife just had a baby, take vacation, blow up your work, set your manager on fire, etc etc.

Which one of those sounds good?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 29, 2009, 01:36:13 PM
You forgot to add that he could say his girlfriend is in the hospital.  WAIT.  He doesn't have a girlfriend.

Why does he want to be a gangster?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 29, 2009, 01:38:48 PM
Because they get discounts on spinners at Walmart.

How did Michiko become a mermaid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 29, 2009, 01:43:17 PM
Because I used to swim really gracefully.

Where is my hairbrush...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 29, 2009, 01:55:51 PM
Right where you left it.

What color is my shirt today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 29, 2009, 02:07:31 PM
Something that is dark.

Is there even a way to cheat on the "Post what hour your on," game?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 29, 2009, 02:08:29 PM
Yes.... and you do it apparently.

Why is Dentyne such a cheater?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 29, 2009, 02:14:25 PM
Because I'm good at it.  :D

Do you have to tell everyone about it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 29, 2009, 02:19:03 PM
I didn't tell anyone. I just replied to a thread. If anyone reads it, then they have just told themselves by choosing to read about it. I am not responsible for what other people read. <.<

Wait, what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 29, 2009, 02:26:59 PM
You tell me... I'm confused.

Do you feel lucky?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 29, 2009, 02:33:02 PM
Yes I do, punk!

Who is the king of comedy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 29, 2009, 03:01:34 PM
You already know the answer...

"So, what are we going to do now? Brain."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 29, 2009, 03:07:01 PM
"The same thing we do every night Pinky—try to take over the world!"

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 29, 2009, 03:22:39 PM
if it's perverted, then i probably am!

why am i such a tomboy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 29, 2009, 03:28:07 PM
Because boys do more fun stuff.

Why are sloppy joes so messy?

if it's perverted, then i probably am!

I would never think that way. *cough*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 29, 2009, 03:30:36 PM
Because you're a messy eater.

Can you do a cartwheel?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 29, 2009, 03:31:49 PM
Hell no, lol

Can you do a backflip?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 29, 2009, 03:33:10 PM
On a trampoline!

Trampoline or pool?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 29, 2009, 03:36:57 PM
Pool!

If you had a choice, would you take a mermaid with no bottom working parts, but a good looking top half.....OR....a creature with a good looking female lower half...but a fish top half?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: explosive_artist on September 29, 2009, 11:47:08 PM
I would take the merman

You have the ability to save the world, but at the same time, you have the abillity to destroy it. What do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 30, 2009, 12:07:00 AM
I would save half the world and destroy the other.

If you had Lights Deathnote, what would you do with it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 30, 2009, 07:43:31 AM
I actually have a Death Note and have writen like 70 names so that might answer your question :D But I know someone who would us it.  *cough* Michiko *cough cough* *grammar nazi* *cough cough*>.>

How can I make my hair longer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 30, 2009, 10:56:39 AM
Extensions.

Why do you feel so compelled to touch yourself at night?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 30, 2009, 11:30:18 AM
It helps to relieve all the tensions that were built throughout the day. And undoubtedly feels good.

Why does Liquid want to know if we touch ourselves at night?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 30, 2009, 12:04:44 PM
I never asked if you did. I asked why. I already knew that you all do. :D

Why didn't the question I formed to kill this thread, work?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 30, 2009, 01:08:48 PM
Because you touch yourself more then anyone else here.

Can Liquid really tell us what it is like to live a life of Quagmire.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 30, 2009, 02:28:09 PM
Dear Diary: JACKPOT!

Why doesn't Sony make a PSP phone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 30, 2009, 03:55:45 PM
Bcause it wouldn't fit in your pocket.

Do you like post-it notes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 30, 2009, 04:31:14 PM
Like them? I invented them!

Do you like dragons?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 30, 2009, 06:01:07 PM
But of course!!!

Where did you hide the money?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on September 30, 2009, 06:13:42 PM
I hid it all in that place. I hid it all.....in ONE PIECE!

*POOF* Where have I gone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on September 30, 2009, 07:23:19 PM
Um... I can see you hiding behind the curtains.

Whose line is it anyway?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on September 30, 2009, 07:28:00 PM
hhhmmm I think it's mine now.

Whats the best thing ever?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on September 30, 2009, 08:50:37 PM
I actually have a Death Note and have writen like 70 names so that might answer your question :D But I know someone who would us it.  *cough* Michiko *cough cough* *grammar nazi* *cough cough*>.>
Ugh.  Stop obsessing over me. If you reference me one more time, I will peel your skin off with my bare hands and make candles out of your organs.  DON'T mess with me.

*ahem* anyways! The best thing ever is a plate of sushi, sitting on a couch surrounded by friends, cuddling with blankets, and watching anime together all at the same time.

What is the best holiday?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on September 30, 2009, 10:45:51 PM
Halloween.Free Candy!! Michiko likes candy also. :o

That's right,peel my skin ;) :D

Not like I care if that girl is taken. :'(

Does my hair look like something Charles Manson would approve?

*pic deleted*

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: olla86 on October 01, 2009, 07:22:14 AM
I dont know something about your hair....

Why is the sky  blue?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 01, 2009, 09:17:20 AM
Blue has larger light waves (then the other colors) and refracts off of the dust in thte atmoshpere.

Right or left?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on October 01, 2009, 09:53:55 AM
Right!

Did anyone miss me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 01, 2009, 12:01:31 PM
Yes. I did....... But only because you were able to get onto the sidewalk before my truck zoomed by.

Who is on stage?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on October 01, 2009, 12:44:28 PM
I Am!

*does the moonwalk*

Who spilled my Soda?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 01, 2009, 12:49:34 PM
Mr. Pibb was running from Dr. Pepper and totally 7up'd your Mountain of Dew.

If a picture if worth 1000 words...then, who is purchasing these pictures? And where do they find all of those words in the first place?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on October 01, 2009, 01:51:13 PM
on the forums. 

Don'cha know?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 01, 2009, 02:05:33 PM
Of course I do. I was just wondering if you did.

Who is your favorite music artist?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on October 01, 2009, 02:08:21 PM
Debussy.  Claire de Lune.  <--- classical music.

is that nerdy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 01, 2009, 02:12:27 PM
Only a little bit...but no worries, because I like classical music as well. But then again...I'm an all around music whore.....

What is your favorite guilty pleasure?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on October 01, 2009, 02:13:39 PM
excessive calorie intake.

Describe your first kiss.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 01, 2009, 02:17:15 PM
Neighborhood kids chanting for me and the girl to kiss. If they had not have chanted, then I would have chickened out. ^^;

Where, oh where has my little dog gone? Where, oh where can he be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on October 01, 2009, 02:18:30 PM
He has gone to bang all the female dogs within a one-mile radius.  He'll come back for dinner and boy will he be hungry!

Describe your first girlfriend.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 01, 2009, 02:20:52 PM
A pretty girl who seduced me into dating her in 3rd grade, just so she could make her ex-boyfriend jealous....and then dump me for him, lol.

Describe your first boyfriend.
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Post by: michiko nakano on October 01, 2009, 02:29:32 PM
He was a rather unattractive, chubby boy in kindergarten who played Star Wars with me.  We got married every recess.

Can you make an omelette?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 01, 2009, 02:34:21 PM
Of course! It's easy.

If you got married every recess, doesn't that mean you got divorced after every recess?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on October 01, 2009, 04:02:26 PM
No.  We re-affirmed our wedding vows.  It was his excuse to practice kissing me.

Last time you had pocky?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 01, 2009, 04:11:13 PM
I can't remember if someone gave me a piece at Fanime or not. So....if not, it's been a few years.

Last time you laughed so hard you cried.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on October 01, 2009, 10:52:47 PM
Been like a year since i've laughted like that but I was drunk that day so I forgot.

Can you feed me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 02, 2009, 09:53:39 AM
Never.

Why doesn't he just feed himself?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on October 02, 2009, 10:22:10 AM
Hmm... If you look closely you can see he's tied up in bondage.  :-X

Who did that to him?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 02, 2009, 10:28:12 AM
Probably Billy Bob.

Why the hell did the topic just go really far downhill?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 02, 2009, 10:38:39 AM
Says the one that tried to kill the thread a few pages ago with their question! lol

Where do you type from?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 02, 2009, 10:48:10 AM
Usually my keyboard. :D

Where do you hail from?

Says the one that tried to kill the thread a few pages ago with their question! lol

I don't know what you are talking about. <.<
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on October 02, 2009, 05:20:31 PM
Tigard, OR

Where do you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 02, 2009, 05:25:12 PM
If it's for a taxi, usually the sidewalk. :D

Where do you stand on immigration?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on October 03, 2009, 04:23:24 PM
When I go to a Mariachi Party,I love it. When I'm watching Days of Our Lives,I oppose it.>.>

How can I finish my 2 commercials that I need to turn in soon with one involving a Muffin that turns you to a dog and Frankenstein as the speaker?
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Post by: michiko nakano on October 04, 2009, 09:08:56 PM
Drugs.  They can explain everything.

Or can they?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on October 05, 2009, 12:06:26 AM
No, Charles Manson is another source of help. >.>

Is my last fish dead yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on October 05, 2009, 08:43:44 AM
No, it's just learning how to float.

Do you rather feel pain or nothing at all?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 05, 2009, 10:13:33 AM
Pain, I can't get enough.

When darkness turns to light, does it end tonight?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on October 05, 2009, 10:20:55 AM
No,it just get's started ;) =|

Anata wa tenshi desu ka?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 05, 2009, 10:28:17 AM
No.

How did you get into Fanime?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on October 05, 2009, 10:32:35 AM
Asking online and driving around downtown with no map or directions.>.>

Should I finish my homework that's due in 1 hour?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 05, 2009, 10:39:38 AM
No, you should just fail. I mean, you liked the class, so why not take it over again?

Do you fail?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on October 07, 2009, 10:27:28 AM
More then you can imagine.

Is my hair too long?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 07, 2009, 11:28:27 AM
Most likely.

Should he go dreadlocks?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on October 07, 2009, 09:07:45 PM
No.  Then he might start to look scummy or something.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 07, 2009, 11:24:23 PM
I suppose.... but if you did that, then who would be left to care for the children?

Why are jeans blue?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 08, 2009, 03:03:40 PM
Because that was Lee's favorite color.

Why is my interent so slow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 08, 2009, 03:07:10 PM
Because you have Comcast?

Why is the Weeping Willow weeping?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on October 08, 2009, 03:07:58 PM
mustard gas.

when was the last time you cried?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 08, 2009, 03:13:22 PM
When China took over America.

What is the difference between nuts and seeds?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on October 08, 2009, 03:14:42 PM
look in an anatomy book or take a human sexuality course.  Or just ask someone who's a pervert. 


like me.


Are you perverted?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 08, 2009, 03:16:34 PM
Far too much for my own good.

What is the difference between a donkey and mule?
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Post by: michiko nakano on October 08, 2009, 03:21:07 PM
mules are half donkey and half horse. 

wouldn't that question have gone better in the good question/good answer thread?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 08, 2009, 03:24:28 PM
Not really. You're suppose to answer with something stupid, lol.

If monkey saw, monkey do. If you hurt monkey, would he sue?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on October 08, 2009, 03:34:01 PM
SEVENTY FOUR.

happy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 08, 2009, 03:36:25 PM
If I said no, would you hold it against me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on October 08, 2009, 03:39:03 PM
If I had one, I'd hold it against you until you blushed ;)

should I make chocolate chip cookies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 08, 2009, 04:04:53 PM
Pffttt, it's chocolate chip, of course!

How was a single shot heard around the world?
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Post by: ELDEMONIO on October 08, 2009, 06:14:55 PM
The shot happened on TV and evry TV had it on so the sound that was recorded played in different countries at the same time. I think.>.>

Should I go back to sleep?
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Post by: DentyneIce408 on October 08, 2009, 10:50:41 PM
No! Sleep is for the weak.

Where did everybody go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 09, 2009, 08:27:09 AM
They all left because of the zombie invasion.

How will you fight the zombie invasion?
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Post by: ELDEMONIO on October 09, 2009, 11:09:13 AM
Get a chainsaw and start swinging.

Why is my older bro watching MTV?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 09, 2009, 11:46:30 AM
Because he is trying to stay socially relevant with young adults.

Why did VH-1 follow suite with MTV and stop playing music videos?
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Post by: Nightroad on October 09, 2009, 11:53:15 AM
It's all part of there plan to take over our minds.

Who else is in on their plot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 09, 2009, 12:19:23 PM
Every single TV network in existance. (Except PBS.)

How does a blind man decide what to wear?
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Post by: michiko nakano on October 09, 2009, 01:11:40 PM
He doesn't decide.  He just wears.

What if zombies were blind?
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Post by: Liquid on October 09, 2009, 01:17:37 PM
Then, they would hold their hands out in front of them as they walked, so that it could help them feel around for objects they could potentially bump into.

If your best friend and your significant other both got bitten by a zombie, but had not yet turned.....who would you shoot first?
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Post by: michiko nakano on October 09, 2009, 01:24:12 PM
neither.  I'd let them bite me so we could all be zombies.  And then we'd all go after your best friend and your significant other. 

Vikings or Samurai?
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Post by: Liquid on October 09, 2009, 01:31:25 PM
The answer here is obvious: Vikurai. The product of a Viking Samurai hybrid.

Pirates or Ninja?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on October 09, 2009, 01:57:01 PM
Pinjas.  They fight with expert timing and are always drunk and messing around with wenches.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 09, 2009, 02:01:59 PM
Yes, but only if they don't touch me.

Wenches or Geisha?
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Post by: michiko nakano on October 09, 2009, 02:57:42 PM
that's a dumb question to ask a wench.

didn't you know I'm a wench?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 09, 2009, 03:04:45 PM
What's that Admiral Akbar? It's a trap?

What is Dentyne dressing up as for Halloween?
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Post by: michiko nakano on October 09, 2009, 03:05:20 PM
Kelly.

How about you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 09, 2009, 03:18:50 PM
Your mom.

You?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on October 09, 2009, 03:22:52 PM
Can't dress up... my brother's visiting so my parents won't let me out to have fun...

do you have any sisters?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 09, 2009, 03:28:44 PM
I have an older sister. I didn't grow up with her though. I met her for the first time when I was just getting out of high school. My parents gave her up for adoption because it was before they got married. They weren't ready for kids and they didn't think that they would stay together.

How would you take over the world?
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Post by: michiko nakano on October 09, 2009, 03:42:27 PM
Probably with vikings. 

What is your middle name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 09, 2009, 03:44:43 PM
Awesome.

What is yours?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on October 09, 2009, 03:53:33 PM
"The Charmer"

Or at least, it was in high school.

got any nicknames?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 09, 2009, 04:09:42 PM
Just a couple...

Pretty Boy, Lucky, Icepick Willie, Mad Dog, Baby Face, Machine Gun, Bugsy, and Scarface.

You?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on October 09, 2009, 04:14:22 PM
Mr. Magoo, Lo, Satan, Amon, Incubus, M&M(Mischevious Maverick), Prankster and some other stuff.

Am I that evil?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on October 09, 2009, 04:17:31 PM
I sure hope so XD

Why do you not post more pictures of yourself?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on October 09, 2009, 04:31:34 PM
Simple... Maybe not. I'll see what I can do.

Why can't I find any of my pictures?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 09, 2009, 04:36:21 PM
Because you aren't trying hard enough. You know where they are and you actually don't think any of them are good enough to post....and no, I will not get out of your head.

Can you see forever?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on October 09, 2009, 04:43:19 PM
yes, you just typed it.

Why must this essay prompt be so vague??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 09, 2009, 05:00:30 PM
Because they want you to use your imagination.

What is the standard size of a clown shoe?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on October 09, 2009, 05:01:27 PM
42. 

What is love?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 09, 2009, 05:03:42 PM
A catchy tune by Haddaway.

Where is the end of time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 09, 2009, 07:24:46 PM
Over to your right.

Is your window open?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on October 09, 2009, 07:35:54 PM
Sorry but no... I do not want people coming in

Have you ever gone skiing on the web
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on October 09, 2009, 07:56:27 PM
ya. it's the only place i've ever seen snow.

whats the coolest kind of tree?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on October 10, 2009, 05:17:03 AM
A tree house, it makes into a cool base.

Why are you awake at this time? 5:16am
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 10, 2009, 11:53:55 AM
I was sleeping. ^^;

Why do I have a three day weekend?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 10, 2009, 01:01:47 PM
Because the world decided that you needed a break.

Why arn't I working like I should?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 10, 2009, 01:12:36 PM
Because you're a slacker. ^^

Y 4 yes 7 5 do wow purple?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on October 10, 2009, 05:15:48 PM
me too!!  :D

but why didn't he do it too?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 10, 2009, 07:48:20 PM
because 7 8 9. :-\

Why does Barney love everyone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on October 10, 2009, 09:47:11 PM
because he's omnisexual.

is that a real concept?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 10, 2009, 10:02:58 PM
Sounds plausible to me.

Would that also make him an omnivore?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on October 10, 2009, 10:13:52 PM
indubitably.

i mean, why not?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 10, 2009, 10:19:32 PM
T-Rex don't usually like a diet on plants.

Didn't you know?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on October 11, 2009, 08:14:09 AM
My mind = Blown.

Why can't they show the movie Parnornal Activity?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 11, 2009, 09:18:16 AM
Ghosts are currently in court suing the company who made the movie for using their likeness' illegally and without their permission.

What will be the verdict?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 11, 2009, 10:15:49 AM
The ones who are suing will win of course. Then the movie will become an even more sucessful black market one.

Where is the black market?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 11, 2009, 10:21:52 AM
Ebay.

What's for sale?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on October 11, 2009, 11:19:49 PM
your mom.

when is there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 11, 2009, 11:41:13 PM
Just half passed crazy.

What is it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on October 11, 2009, 11:54:27 PM
the center of the Earth

How do you get there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 12, 2009, 12:34:24 AM
With a shovel and really good digging skills.

Why are we going there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 12, 2009, 09:12:59 AM
Because we've never been there before... and someones paying us.

Are you lazy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on October 12, 2009, 09:24:29 AM
Yes... I am ... *yawns* Zzzzzz

Do you think I feel asleep for really?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 12, 2009, 11:38:41 AM
Foe sheezy.

Ya heard?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on October 13, 2009, 12:39:29 PM
for shizzle my nizzle

affizzle my nizzle in the cuzzizzle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 13, 2009, 12:45:21 PM
How dare you! >:(

Anyone know what he just said?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 13, 2009, 07:45:55 PM
O///o Maybe...

Anyone here hate ants?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on October 13, 2009, 10:39:50 PM
Only when their in people's pants.

why did I just smoke?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 13, 2009, 11:06:52 PM
Maybe because you like smoking..?

Did you think this game would make it to page 100?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 14, 2009, 09:55:23 AM
I had no clue.

Did anyone think Nightroad would make 500 posts? (Congrats!)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on October 14, 2009, 04:46:22 PM
yes because I made him post that much. >:(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 14, 2009, 04:54:00 PM
yes because I made him post that much. >:(

Her.

Why is DarkShinigami so wrong?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on October 14, 2009, 04:56:30 PM
Because he's mexican. :) ;)

Why is my hair wet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 14, 2009, 04:59:02 PM
You were walking home and a car hit a puddle that splashed you really good.

Why is Domo on my coffee cup?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on October 14, 2009, 05:03:56 PM
Because he's waiting until it's a good time to attack and eat you.

Why does Domo have sharp teeth?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 14, 2009, 05:06:12 PM
All the better to eat you with.

Why did 7 8 9?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on October 14, 2009, 05:11:57 PM
Because 9 sleped with 69?

if a tree falls down and makes a noise, and the noise travels 30mph at a distance of 1 mile on a rocky montana highway, then why is my soda so cold?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on October 14, 2009, 07:53:38 PM
You were walking home and a car hit a puddle that splashed you really good.

Why is Domo on my coffee cup?
OMG I HAVE ONE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 14, 2009, 09:52:43 PM
if a tree falls down and makes a noise, and the noise travels 30mph at a distance of 1 mile on a rocky montana highway, then why is my soda so cold?

Ever heard of the butterfly effect? Basically, the noise and sound waves shifted the air currents ever so slightly, startling a colony of butterflies. Those butterflies took flight and altered the air currents further. These small changes created a snowball effect that traveled eastward. Eventually it ended up causing a huge storm. This storm raged over the Pacific Ocean and finally made it's way over California. The sheer size of the storm served to increase the electrical currents in the air. It was almost enough to cause lighting, but instead these currents traveled in the storm, and by your house. Thus, interacting with your eletrical wiring and your refridgerator, causing a short on the cold temperature gauge. In simple terms, it malfunctioned and made the air inside colder. Therefore, making your soda colder than normal. ;)

Why does Michiko have to copy me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on October 14, 2009, 09:57:39 PM
for the lolz

why cant i have pie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 14, 2009, 10:13:25 PM
Because there is no pie to have.

What happened?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 14, 2009, 11:49:22 PM
Her.
Why is DarkShinigami so wrong?
Thanks Liquid! No hard feelings DarkShinigami! lol


I am not sure I truned around for a second and...

Why is my wall so empty?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on October 14, 2009, 11:51:05 PM
it's too big to fill up.

why cant I see russia from my backyard?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 14, 2009, 11:53:02 PM
Because you don't live in Alaska and own a pair of binocular glasses. ^^

Who will be in World War III?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on October 14, 2009, 11:55:49 PM
Canada and Switzerland.

who will win?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 14, 2009, 11:58:26 PM
lol. Switzerland of course. They use stuff other than horses to transport their army (and they have those neat knives!)

The French or the British?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 15, 2009, 08:38:17 AM
They'll stop fighting mid way through and team up on Spain!

France and England Vs. Spain?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 15, 2009, 09:58:07 AM
Spain will go through some pain, but in the end....France will no longer dance...and the British will get skittish and run away.

Could you rhyme if you had the time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 15, 2009, 11:33:20 AM
I would if I could, but I don't, so I won't.

Who's that behind you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on October 15, 2009, 11:38:05 AM
I do not know you are the one looking....

What is red and black all over?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 15, 2009, 12:16:49 PM
Goku in SSJ4 mode.

What is the answer to this riddle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on October 15, 2009, 12:18:57 PM
I do not even know you were suppose too

What color is the sky when sun goes down?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on October 15, 2009, 12:25:51 PM
poo.

Who's that dude looking at me in my kitchen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 15, 2009, 12:34:20 PM
We call that a mirror.

Who's that lady?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on October 20, 2009, 12:04:26 PM
My grandma.Stop checking her out.

oooooooohh, what does this button do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 20, 2009, 12:09:52 PM
It kills puppies by launching them like a rocket into kittens. You are so evil. =\

What is that under there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 20, 2009, 01:17:44 PM
The kittens hinding from the puppy launcher.

Why is there a bird on your shoulder..?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 20, 2009, 01:19:01 PM
Somebody flipped it here.

What's with the cross look?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 20, 2009, 01:20:51 PM
Huh?

What cross look?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 20, 2009, 01:22:18 PM
That one right over there. *points at a mirror*

Did you see it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 20, 2009, 01:24:35 PM
Now I do.

Why do you think it's there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 20, 2009, 01:27:03 PM
Because of my cat meat comment.

Why do you do the voodoo that you do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 20, 2009, 01:28:14 PM
Because my Grandma taught me the secrets of Voodoo at the age of 10.

Why do you ask?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 20, 2009, 01:33:15 PM
Because I found a doll with my likeness that fell out of your purse.

Why does a Walrus like buckets?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 20, 2009, 01:39:55 PM
It reminds them of their childhood.

Can I have my voodoo doll back?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 20, 2009, 02:11:55 PM
I don't know.....

What do you plan to do with it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on October 20, 2009, 02:22:04 PM
She will have a tea party with it, while she's not looking her brother would strap the doll to a rocket and send it flying.

What are you going to do in that situation?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 20, 2009, 02:40:02 PM
Well, since my doll would be strapped to a rocket and sent flying....I myself would be flying through the air. I would have fun with it until the rocket began its decent back to Earth. At this point the rocket would hit the ground and the doll would be facing up towards the sky, having the rocket break its fall. Therefore, I would plummet towards the ground until I was a foot\inches away and I would stop and hover. I would then just get up and walk away wondering wtf just happened. At this point I would try to find the doll again and give it to a lonely hot woman with a doll fetish.

That makes sense, right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on October 20, 2009, 03:51:12 PM
...Hot woman and doll fetish made perfect sense.

Did I get that right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 20, 2009, 04:12:52 PM
Sounds good to me.

Is Dentyne jealous?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on October 20, 2009, 05:02:49 PM
Of course I am!

Who doesn't want to be played like a toy by hot woman?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 20, 2009, 05:15:07 PM
... I don't know...

How would you even know if the randomw women you found had a doll fetish?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 20, 2009, 05:17:46 PM
Her vast collection of dolls could possibly give her away. ::)

Why do you like your friend's mom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 20, 2009, 05:21:56 PM
I am not sure what you mean! XP

What are you staring at?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 20, 2009, 05:30:29 PM
Uhh...ummm....nothing.

What makes you ask?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 20, 2009, 05:37:32 PM
Just wondering.

What was the first thing you thought when you got up this mourning?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 20, 2009, 05:47:37 PM
Morning? Already? Ugh....... :-\

What was the first thing you thought when you had sushi for the first time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 20, 2009, 06:03:51 PM
Fish? raw? *bites sushi* ugg

What sound does a fish make?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on October 20, 2009, 11:50:55 PM
same noise that a tree makes

Do you think she misses me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 21, 2009, 10:29:12 AM
If you guys were actually friends, yes. If not, probably no.

WHERE IS MY PIE? >:(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 21, 2009, 11:02:50 AM
In my stomach.

What will you do now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 21, 2009, 11:06:40 AM
I'll make you pay for this!

That'll be $5.00. Cash or check?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 21, 2009, 12:30:55 PM
I am not giving you money!

There's a cookie on that table over there, why don't you eat that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 21, 2009, 02:35:24 PM
But....it's been there for 3 days.....it's all stale. :-\

Why don't you just gimme $5.00?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 21, 2009, 03:28:12 PM
Because I don't wanna! that pie was free game sitting there on the table!

Why do you want $5?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 21, 2009, 04:15:32 PM
So I can get another pie!!

Why would you steal a pie without first asking whose it was?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 21, 2009, 04:18:52 PM
It didn't occur to me it was in open space free to anyone.

Can you really buy a pie for only $5?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 21, 2009, 04:24:14 PM
Sure, why not? :)

Can you really down an entire pie by yourself?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on October 21, 2009, 04:28:50 PM
If you help shove it inside my throat, then yes.

What flavor pie will taste good?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 21, 2009, 04:47:02 PM
Apple.

Shall we split a pie then?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 21, 2009, 05:00:02 PM
Sure!

How many ways should we split it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 21, 2009, 05:16:54 PM
hmmmmm dunno

How many people are eating it with us?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 21, 2009, 05:30:42 PM
I know of at least 3 that are on talking about pie, but we should probably save some for the rest of the regulars as well.

Would you eat more than one piece?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on October 22, 2009, 01:19:21 PM
idk.

does the whole pie count as one piece?  lol
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 22, 2009, 01:21:32 PM
It can if it isn't yet cut into other pieces. <.<

Do you plan to eat it alone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on October 22, 2009, 01:23:33 PM
No, I'll be polite and only eat a small piece.  Gotta maintain current body weight or my dance partner will kill me.  I made an apple pie yesterday, by the way.  yay!!!

What other pies do you like besides apple?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 22, 2009, 01:25:49 PM
Strawberry, pumpkin, cherry, pot, etc.

If pies were square instead of round....would we still love them as much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on October 22, 2009, 01:37:15 PM
no!!

do you know how to make a chain out of starburst wrappers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on October 22, 2009, 03:01:09 PM
yes, but it involves using glue and hours of practice.

will you carry me to my bed?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on October 22, 2009, 04:12:08 PM
no. but i'll dropkick you there.

what's your best martial arts/fighting move?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 22, 2009, 04:14:11 PM
Knee to groin.

Do you like snow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 23, 2009, 10:05:32 AM
Love snow.

Who doesn't?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on October 23, 2009, 10:37:42 AM
Charmander

Should I sleep tonight?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 23, 2009, 11:36:54 AM
It's friday.

Who sleeps on Friday?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on October 23, 2009, 01:35:26 PM
My friend slept until 1pm today.

Do you know what that thing does?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on October 23, 2009, 02:08:37 PM
yes, it alters reality so that a persons dreams can come forth through the space dimensions with bio fused particles that combine to create the object a body to survive in the real world and leaves small black holes to close the gate that can bring more imaginations from crossing over.

Am I good at explaining the universe or what? ;D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on October 24, 2009, 11:04:54 PM
So that's how the Universe functions...

How did you think of that all on your own?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on October 27, 2009, 12:15:50 PM
I know all.I'm DarkShinigamiX3 after all.

Where is my solar powered ray gun?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: G.I.R on October 27, 2009, 12:23:31 PM
Outside charging         ... and it's overcast.

Can you tell mre how to get to Sesame Street?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: SimaSeph on October 27, 2009, 12:28:52 PM
Check your GPS.

Who uses doilies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on October 27, 2009, 03:39:47 PM
your mom.

whats better than sliced bread?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: AbsolutelyCursed on October 27, 2009, 10:57:00 PM
Nothing, it's the greatest thing ever

Why do zombies like brains?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on October 28, 2009, 02:46:18 PM
Because they beleive it can make them smart.

Did that pig just tell me "I love you"O_o?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 28, 2009, 03:39:12 PM
That girl is just beauty challenged, you shouldn't call her names.

Why is DarkShinigamiX3 so insensitive? :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on October 28, 2009, 04:51:50 PM
Because you touch yourself at night! >:( >:( >:(

Why is Liquid so mean to me. :'(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: SimaSeph on October 28, 2009, 04:56:24 PM
Because you touch him at night.

Why do so many people touch themselves and others?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on October 28, 2009, 04:58:06 PM
Because it feels oh soooo good.

Touch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on October 28, 2009, 08:12:12 PM
How dare you! >:(   *Slap!*

smoke?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on October 28, 2009, 09:23:44 PM
Puff, puff, pass...  :D

Are you going to finish it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: AbsolutelyCursed on October 28, 2009, 11:50:27 PM
Yes, I'm hungry.

What was the question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on October 30, 2009, 10:38:33 AM
I don't know.Something about Yaoi and Giant man eating hamsters.

What's really in the Magic Box?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on October 30, 2009, 01:59:20 PM
Something magically green, skunky, and yummy.

What could this thing be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on October 31, 2009, 05:51:25 PM
Liquids cooking. :D

Do I dare take a bite off of it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on November 01, 2009, 08:34:10 AM
Yes of course

Should I feel sad since I might be a loner at Fanime 2010?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on November 02, 2009, 11:49:19 AM
No, because if you volunteer to be a part of staff for Fanime 2010, then you are sure to make new friends.

Is your sister hot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on November 02, 2009, 09:17:08 PM
I don't have a sister.

Is your brother hot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on November 02, 2009, 11:13:24 PM
no, he's complaining about it being cold.

i can have summer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on November 03, 2009, 10:46:55 AM
Go to hell. >:(

Who else here is a fan of winter?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on November 03, 2009, 11:03:52 AM
I am!

Why is it so hot out today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on November 03, 2009, 04:39:33 PM
We're in HELL

are these our Hell-mates?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on November 03, 2009, 04:53:19 PM
Hell if I know.

Are you Hellin'?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on November 03, 2009, 07:04:34 PM
You know I am!

How 'bout you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on November 04, 2009, 08:35:39 AM
I'm Hellin' like a fellin'.

Are you a fan of puns?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on November 04, 2009, 09:38:13 AM
Take me to a punnery.
^.~

What is the best fictional animal?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on November 04, 2009, 11:44:00 AM
I was going to say Dragons, but we all know they are real. So, mermaids.

In the movie "Monty Python's The Meaning of Life", what did they discover was the meaning of life?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on November 04, 2009, 03:05:53 PM
Hats.

you never paid attention to the film before the film?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on November 04, 2009, 04:15:47 PM
There was a film before the film?

Do the old people know this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on November 04, 2009, 06:14:27 PM
They did, but then they forgot it.

How good is your brian?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on November 04, 2009, 07:50:11 PM
They did, but then they forgot it.

How good is your brian?

i am my own brian. it's doing okay.

how good is your brain?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on November 04, 2009, 09:58:02 PM
Dying because I have an paper to write and a test to study for.

Hows your day been?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on November 05, 2009, 01:07:20 PM
Hideous, but I just gave it a make-over. (Thank you for caffiene!)

What was your motivation for becoming a Catholic Preist?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on November 05, 2009, 01:24:39 PM
I want to be just like Pedo bear.

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Can you please get off my back?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Barnes on November 05, 2009, 02:22:05 PM
I wasn't on your back.

But who is that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on November 05, 2009, 04:13:59 PM
Your childhood teddybear.

What is the last gross thing you ate?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on November 06, 2009, 12:51:45 PM
Nyquil the pine cone flavor. ugg

Any one else sick lately?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on November 06, 2009, 01:20:41 PM
Not me! *knock on wood*

Any here got Swine Flu?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on November 06, 2009, 07:58:00 PM
No, but I know a pig that flew.

Do anyone of you know who I'm talking about?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on November 06, 2009, 10:19:52 PM
Nope. No idea.

How many licks does it take to get the the center of a tootsie pop?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on November 07, 2009, 08:46:45 PM
It takes 3

Is it possible to be Cinderblock from Teen Titans?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: heeroyuy135 on November 07, 2009, 10:09:20 PM
Yeah, but everyone else has to die.

Can I be in the Persona 3/4 world?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on November 09, 2009, 11:51:21 AM
Sure, why not.

Why don't I own a Droid yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on November 09, 2009, 01:28:24 PM
Because everytime you see some droids you realize that they're not the ones you're looking for.

what are the winning numbers for the next ca lottery?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on November 09, 2009, 01:42:59 PM
12 36 56 13 90 43. If you lose, then blame Liquid.

Why am I online like once every 3 days?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on November 09, 2009, 02:10:46 PM
Because it is the only times in which you have interest access, for some odd reason.

What happens if I don't win the lotto, who can I blame?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on November 09, 2009, 02:34:42 PM
You can blame the protesters. I can't wait to see them again. :D

When will you realize that the Droids you're looking for are 2 idiotic Droids?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: heeroyuy135 on November 09, 2009, 03:19:37 PM
Never.

Why can't Fanime have attendance numbers that would rival that of Comiket's?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on November 09, 2009, 07:46:15 PM
Blame AX and the protesters for scaring them off.

If I used the those Lottery numbers and won, what will happen to me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on November 09, 2009, 07:59:02 PM
Blame AX and the protesters for scaring them off.

If I used the those Lottery numbers and won, what will happen to me?

they'll know you cheated. it doesnt go up to 90.

whats for dinner?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: SukebeStudios on November 09, 2009, 08:10:17 PM
Poopsicles.

Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on November 09, 2009, 09:02:13 PM
they didn't die.  they got teaching credentials and dispersed themselves throughout the education system.

how's liquid's dad doin?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on November 10, 2009, 12:41:59 AM
He's feeling lonely...

If your happy and you know it and you really want to show it... What do you do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on November 10, 2009, 11:21:09 AM
I would throw mud at people I hate

Who are you and why are you stealing my blanket!? >:(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on November 10, 2009, 03:23:11 PM
I am Liquid and because you've passed the appropriate age to keep a blankie. >:(

Where the hell has Michiko been?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on November 11, 2009, 07:22:37 AM
She's been avoidig us ever since I made that dead pixie statement. :-[

Why does she log out everytime I log in?>.>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on November 11, 2009, 03:22:32 PM
Quite possibly because of the dead pixie statement...

Where does the time go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on November 11, 2009, 10:06:46 PM
to the past.

why cant people at work actually THINK?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on November 11, 2009, 10:21:22 PM
clouded judgement. 

I'm sorry for being so distant lately!  To Dentyne, I had no idea i was logging off when you logged on.  I can assure you it was merely an unfortunate coincidence.  Will you forgive me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on November 12, 2009, 01:22:00 AM
I forgive you if you give me a cookie. :D

Why does my alarm not ring in the morning?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on November 12, 2009, 11:18:42 AM
It rings, but silently.

would you rather go to bed early and wake up early or go to sleep late and wake up late?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: narutofan17 on November 12, 2009, 03:27:58 PM
Doesn't matter to me as long as I get to sleep in my bed

Why is there dirt on my hands?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on November 12, 2009, 05:56:22 PM
you had to help michiko hide the body.

why do glasses cost so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on November 13, 2009, 09:25:14 AM
because they are a set of eyes.  Body parts are expensive, yo.

Are you getting enough vitamin k?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on November 13, 2009, 09:53:54 AM
Yes, i have a few of the Kenshin books on my shelf.

why is it i want to sleep in only on the days i have to work?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on November 13, 2009, 01:14:18 PM
because you have a vitamin b deficiency.

are you eating enough kale?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on November 13, 2009, 02:55:26 PM
No thanks, I'll pass.

What do you get when you read Light Yagami's last name backwards? (Is this the reason why Light doesn't like Misa?)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: GomenNasaiPro on November 14, 2009, 12:06:54 AM
Thats the complete reason he does not like misa, but you don't see him complaining when he is chained to L


Why are there rarely any free hugs???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on November 14, 2009, 12:23:36 AM
Who knows...

How did that mosquito get into my room?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: GomenNasaiPro on November 14, 2009, 09:05:16 PM
BLOOD!!!!!

how come other people don't understand otakus ???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on November 14, 2009, 10:59:41 PM
because Haruhi wishes for it to be so.

why dont i start working on cosplays already?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on November 14, 2009, 11:11:08 PM
Because your lazy and it seems like alot of work...

Why does my neighbor always take showers at midnight?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on November 14, 2009, 11:28:47 PM
They need to clean off what they did at eleven.

whatsamattau?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on November 16, 2009, 09:52:55 PM
I don't speak monkey!

Why are my codes 005 737 5423 not working in Punch-Out?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on November 16, 2009, 10:04:27 PM
i don't know, but i blame gremlins.

should i be an english major or a history major?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on November 17, 2009, 12:04:17 AM
Neither.
take up Underwater Ceramic Basketweaving.

will someone turn in my glasses?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on November 17, 2009, 04:26:16 PM
Why? Have they commited a crime?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on November 17, 2009, 05:19:50 PM
Of course they have!

Have you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on November 17, 2009, 10:34:23 PM
All the time

When will you buy me that doll I wanted?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: AbsolutelyCursed on November 17, 2009, 11:20:12 PM
When you give me the money that you owe me.

Have you been good this year?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on November 18, 2009, 09:08:10 AM
90% good.  10% naughty.  ;)

How about you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on November 18, 2009, 09:50:22 AM
I give myself 50% good, 15% bad, 35% Ecchi.

What will Santa Clause give me with those numbers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on November 18, 2009, 11:53:48 AM
Chocolate covered coal.

What do you want for Christmas?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on November 18, 2009, 02:32:48 PM
$$$

How about you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on November 18, 2009, 04:26:15 PM
Everything.

Do you know what I mean?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on November 18, 2009, 05:37:36 PM
^.~

Where's it all gone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on November 18, 2009, 07:05:01 PM
Waldo took it.

who'll stop the rain?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: SukebeStudios on November 19, 2009, 03:16:21 AM
An umbrella held up by my penis.

What rating do you give this post?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on November 19, 2009, 11:49:05 AM
A negative 8.

Does that sound fair?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: heeroyuy135 on November 19, 2009, 09:16:21 PM
Moot point.
Objection?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on November 20, 2009, 06:54:08 PM
none.

why twilight?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: SukebeStudios on November 21, 2009, 04:24:35 AM
Because you touch yourself at night.

Snake Eyes or Solid Snake?
(GIJOE)           (MGS)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on November 22, 2009, 02:43:11 PM
None.They both are horrible.

Kawaii desu desu ^_^?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on November 23, 2009, 08:51:53 AM
No, you're not cute.

Minty gum or fruity gum?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on November 23, 2009, 12:12:05 PM
That's a tough question... I choose both.

Are you copying me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: SukebeStudios on November 23, 2009, 12:24:11 PM
That's a tough question... I choose both.

Are you copying me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on November 24, 2009, 03:03:22 PM
That's a tough question... I choose both.

Are you copying me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on November 26, 2009, 06:38:17 AM
No, your just talking to a mirror.

What console do you get when Sony and Nintendo combine?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: AbsolutelyCursed on November 26, 2009, 08:26:25 PM
You get Sontendo which is created by an alternate universe version of Japan.

What do you get when you combine a Bloody Mary and a screwdriver?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on November 26, 2009, 10:24:48 PM
A very loney woman and an interesting night.

What would the world be like if pcs and Macs were compatable?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Chem0 on November 27, 2009, 11:58:23 AM
World War IX.

Why is it that no one texts me anymore?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on November 27, 2009, 02:49:09 PM
Because you never gave us your number to begin with.

Why do they call it Black Friday?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on November 27, 2009, 03:57:55 PM
because black is very slimming and everyone's still stuffed from thanksgiving.


why are people already buying christmas trees?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on November 27, 2009, 04:59:39 PM
Because everyone is told that the Christmas season begins directly after Thanksgiving.

What did you get me for Christmas?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on November 27, 2009, 05:16:43 PM
same thing you got me

kitten calendar kitten clendar kitten calendar
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on November 27, 2009, 09:13:20 PM
Wait really?  I thought those were moans of pain...

How many elves are there in south africa?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: AbsolutelyCursed on November 27, 2009, 11:30:24 PM
Lets see, 1, 2, 3, 4...wait am I hallucinating again. Great, now I have to start over 1, 2, 3, 4.........

Have you ever met a headhunter?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on November 28, 2009, 06:08:21 PM
No but I've met a Voodoo master.

Voodoo anyone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on November 30, 2009, 12:25:04 PM
You remind me of the babe
(What babe?)
Babe with the power
(What power?)
Power of Voodoo
(Who do?)
You do
(Do what?)
Remind me of the babe

What's that from?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on November 30, 2009, 01:22:50 PM
From that time you met a babe with the Power of Voodoo. And she changed you into a cursed Newt that corrupted peoples wishes.

Did I get that right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on November 30, 2009, 01:40:46 PM
Yes, she turned me into a newt......but, I got better.

If a voodoo witch turned you into something, what would you want it to be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on December 01, 2009, 11:59:52 AM
Your mom.  ;D sorry, but you had it coming. :D

Why is Carly not doing iCarly anymore?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: heeroyuy135 on December 02, 2009, 12:21:39 AM
Because she bolted to do iHannaMontana.

Why did Toonami die?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on December 02, 2009, 07:48:14 PM
because you touch yourself at night.

why did i get a cake two days after my birthday?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on December 03, 2009, 11:42:48 AM
because you don't touch yourself enough at night.

Was the cake chocolate flavored?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on December 03, 2009, 05:59:07 PM
yes

why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on December 04, 2009, 11:21:33 AM
dunno chocolate is awsome.

Can you see all the colors in the wind?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on December 04, 2009, 06:20:11 PM
no, but i need to get new glasses.

can you sing with all the voices of the ...  whatever it was.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on December 06, 2009, 03:52:44 PM
No.I have a voice of a train wreack.

Can trains really fly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Boba on December 10, 2009, 12:10:01 PM
If you put passengers, a pilot, a co-pilot, jets, wings, and flight attendants, yes.
Wait, nevermind. That's a plane.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a toostie pop?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on December 10, 2009, 12:22:28 PM
As much as you want it to be. ;)  :-X

How can I improve on my doodeling?


http://i403.photobucket.com/albums/pp119/DarkShinigamiX3/DSC00227.jpg
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: GS Dragono on December 10, 2009, 06:41:28 PM
Go cannibal on an artist.

How do I know if my cat is plotting to kill me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on December 11, 2009, 11:00:16 AM
they will be less seen since they are plotting your doom in their secret room filled with rockets,amo,and night vision goggles.

Why can't Cats these days be more like Garfield?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Shinigami_Lover on December 11, 2009, 11:05:00 AM
Lol because everyone just end up dying of laughter

Why can't dogs be like InuYasha?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Boba on December 11, 2009, 01:03:53 PM
Because God said no beastiality.

Why can't men be like Edward Cullen?

(JUUUST KIDDING.)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jerry on December 11, 2009, 02:55:18 PM
because REAL men DONT WANT TO SPARKLE in the daylight.



Why is it raining?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Steve.Young on December 11, 2009, 03:25:47 PM
God is peeing on you.

Why don't pigs fly? I keep throwing them off the cliff and they keep going splat.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jerry on December 11, 2009, 03:30:42 PM
Because Swine Flu is a virus not a condition of pigs aerodynamic ability.


Why do dogs sniff each others butts?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on December 11, 2009, 03:50:47 PM
Because they learned it from you.

Is that you tickeling me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on December 11, 2009, 07:16:42 PM
do yo want to know the truth? the horifying truth..

or

Do you want to watch me knock a few dingers!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: caskaslyrk on December 13, 2009, 01:26:40 AM
I'll watch you knock a few dingers..LOL

How the HELL do you know you have had one too many drinks?  But then again there is never too many!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on December 13, 2009, 01:42:52 AM
when you loose count and have to start counting again

what is your fav drink (for 21+, a 21+drink) ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: caskaslyrk on December 13, 2009, 01:51:54 AM
Crown Royale and Sprite (sometimes on the rocks if you really want to get the party started)...or Baileys on the rocks. 


Favorite Flinstone character?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on December 13, 2009, 03:49:30 PM
Dino.He's a dirty dog.

How did you know I was really a girl boy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on December 13, 2009, 03:57:00 PM
i didnt baby, you just told me.

why did that movie line pop into my head?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on December 13, 2009, 09:18:11 PM
Dino.He's a dirty dog.

How did you know I was really a girl boy?
dude.  either way, that's a very disturbing question to be asking.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on December 13, 2009, 09:22:03 PM
Dino.He's a dirty dog.

How did you know I was really a girl boy?
dude.  either way, that's a very disturbing question to be asking.
You hate me. :'(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on December 13, 2009, 09:29:08 PM
ahaha... your assessment of the assertions of my posts shows that you are just like everyone else... you can't read me.  Nobody can.  Tell, me, just for the sake of my comedic satiety, what you think I was thinking at the time that my avatar picture was taken. 

Won't you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: caskaslyrk on December 13, 2009, 11:49:55 PM
ahaha... your assessment of the assertions of my posts shows that you are just like everyone else... you can't read me.  Nobody can.  Tell, me, just for the sake of my comedic satiety, what you think I was thinking at the time that my avatar picture was taken. 

Won't you?
Hmm were you thinking of taking over the world?   :P really though I would think you are receiting a verse from your favorit Poe poem.  You look very deep in thought...however you could also be thinking of sparkly, shining things   :-\
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on December 14, 2009, 10:51:47 PM
ahaha... your assessment of the assertions of my posts shows that you are just like everyone else... you can't read me.  Nobody can.  Tell, me, just for the sake of my comedic satiety, what you think I was thinking at the time that my avatar picture was taken. 

Won't you?
Hmm were you thinking of taking over the world?   :P really though I would think you are receiting a verse from your favorit Poe poem.  You look very deep in thought...however you could also be thinking of sparkly, shining things   :-\
nice guesses... but wrong.  I was telling my friend to stop following me.  Didn't know he had a camera.  or photoshop.  or my email address. or that he was going to take a picture, photoshop it, and send it to me.  Good thing he photoshopped it, too... my skin isn't that clear in reali life ;D

so what kind of person are you, a breakfast person or a lunch person?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jerry on December 15, 2009, 09:05:14 AM
I'm more of a lunch person, because I almost never eat breakfast.... if i do it gives me indigestion for some reason.
I <3 big meals and dont forget dessert.  :P

@ michiko  ~ i still think its a nice picture :)   same goes for  caskaslyrk too !


What's the most embarrassing picture you've ever taken?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on December 15, 2009, 10:41:00 AM
The one of me eating a chiken leg.>.>

Do you like chiken?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Boba on December 15, 2009, 11:59:05 AM
Yes, I rip off their heads as practice. Otherwise no, I don't eat meat.

WHATS UP? o.o.....
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jerry on December 15, 2009, 03:03:20 PM
stupid answer = The sky, that is whats up.  ;)

would anyone want to try vegan food? Theres a good place in Oakridge mall I've been meaning to show ppl. :)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Boba on December 15, 2009, 03:28:20 PM
... well that's not a stupid question. ;-;
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on December 15, 2009, 10:16:29 PM
seventeen. and that's not counting the ones in comas.  yeah, it got pretty brutal...

what was your best k.o. in that game?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on December 15, 2009, 11:21:12 PM
When I threw a care-package flare at someone, then a few seconds later the package came and killed him. I just lol.
 
Do you know what game I'm talking about?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: caskaslyrk on December 15, 2009, 11:56:25 PM
No idea what game...maybe something on Adult Swim.com...

Favorite Jim Henson's Muppet character?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: caskaslyrk on December 16, 2009, 12:16:01 AM
stupid answer = The sky, that is whats up.  ;)

would anyone want to try vegan food? Theres a good place in Oakridge mall I've been meaning to show ppl. :)

BTW Vegan food is delicious!! You must try!!  :o
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on December 16, 2009, 01:30:27 AM
Animal. I read he's Mexican liek me.   So....yeah.>.>..... !!Raaaww!!!

What's that noise in my toy box?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: caskaslyrk on December 16, 2009, 11:04:52 AM
Tickle me elmo with a dying battery!


Can you hear dead people?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jerry on December 16, 2009, 11:10:15 AM
Nope, I can only SEE dead people... for some reason either I'm deaf, or all the ghost hauting me are mute. :P


Why is my tummy rumbling?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Boba on December 16, 2009, 12:15:09 PM
Because you're hot just like an oveeen, you need some looovin'!


Why is mine also? ;_;
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on December 16, 2009, 03:25:13 PM
Because that's just the way it is.

Will you all obey Doof and do what he says?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on January 13, 2010, 03:38:38 PM
I do what I want to. >:(

Did you miss me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on January 15, 2010, 05:43:03 PM
Yes, Tyler, for the third time, I missed you.

did you miss me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on January 15, 2010, 06:07:35 PM
Well, I did not expect you to respond to this one too, lol. I half expected a smart ass response from Dentyne, but he's not posting. >:(

Yes, Michelle, for the second time, I missed you too.

What is the next video game you are looking forward to?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on January 15, 2010, 07:03:38 PM
I don't know, but I was just thinking, they should have a tv show about pirates.  then each new season can be a different ship or something... and there would be lots of smexy pirates... and wenches!!!!!!!!

Who would you cast as a pirate?  for these categories:
comic relief/smartass:
serious dark mysterious:
pretty but annoying:
female badass pirate:
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on January 15, 2010, 07:31:28 PM
Well, I did not expect you to respond to this one too, lol. I half expected a smart ass response from Dentyne, but he's not posting. >:(

Aw, I missed it. -_-

Well, let me see... No! LoL.

====

Who would you cast as a pirate?  for these categories:
comic relief/smartass: Me
serious dark mysterious: Liqiud
pretty but annoying: Caskaslyrk
female badass pirate: Michiko

Since this is an interesting question, I'll ask it too. But a different setting.
Who would you cast as a Samurai,  for these categories:
comic relief/annoying:
smartass/mysterious:
pretty but serious:
Female Badass Samurai:
Male Badass Assassin:
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on January 15, 2010, 09:24:20 PM
Well, I did not expect you to respond to this one too, lol. I half expected a smart ass response from Dentyne, but he's not posting. >:(

Aw, I missed it. -_-

Well, let me see... No! LoL.

====

Who would you cast as a pirate?  for these categories:
comic relief/smartass: Me
serious dark mysterious: Liqiud
pretty but annoying: Caskaslyrk
female badass pirate: Michiko

Since this is an interesting question, I'll ask it too. But a different setting.
Who would you cast as a Samurai,  for these categories:
comic relief/annoying:
smartass/mysterious:
pretty but serious:
Female Badass Samurai:
Male Badass Assassin:

Crap, I should have been more specific... I mean real movie stars...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on January 15, 2010, 09:25:05 PM
And I think I should clarify that I'm totally not badass
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on January 15, 2010, 09:27:47 PM
And Caskaslyrk is not annoying!  *smacks you*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: DentyneIce408 on January 15, 2010, 10:45:40 PM
Well it was supposed to be a joke.  :P Should have asked it on the other thread. (>.<)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on January 19, 2010, 11:59:40 AM
Since when have I ever been serious? lol. Although, I could play that part if needed. Sometimes though, I find it so hard not to smile or laugh. I've tried remaining serious while playing a joke on someone and I just can't seem to hide my amusement in a lot of cases. :(

Quote
Who would you cast as a Samurai,  for these categories:

comic relief/annoying: Me. I only fit the annoying part because sometimes my jokes are so lame that I can be annoying to some people. ^^;
smartass/mysterious: Michiko
pretty but serious: Angelina Jolie
Female Badass Samurai: Uma Therman
Male Badass Assassin: Dentyne

If you had a chance to write the story for a blockbuster Hollywood film, what would the premise be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: caskaslyrk on January 20, 2010, 03:38:26 AM
Well, I did not expect you to respond to this one too, lol. I half expected a smart ass response from Dentyne, but he's not posting. >:(

Aw, I missed it. -_-

Well, let me see... No! LoL.

====

Who would you cast as a pirate?  for these categories:
comic relief/smartass: Me
serious dark mysterious: Liqiud
pretty but annoying: Caskaslyrk
female badass pirate: Michiko

Since this is an interesting question, I'll ask it too. But a different setting.
Who would you cast as a Samurai,  for these categories:
comic relief/annoying:
smartass/mysterious:
pretty but serious:
Female Badass Samurai:
Male Badass Assassin:
LMAO!!  well I gues I will take the part I can get...LMAO...Damn why can't I be the Samurai's assistant..LOL
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jerry on January 20, 2010, 09:49:03 AM
what happened to the stupid questions?

and why wasn't I casted as the angry ninja monkey on the ship? trying to sabotage said pirates. ?

and why isnt Michi Badass?

if you ask why Liquid is mysterious will he smother you with a cat and push you down the stairs?

why isnt there enough fan service pirates?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Knightfire on January 20, 2010, 10:03:06 AM
To all of those: I DUNNO LOL

Why did all the Dinosaurs died?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jerry on January 20, 2010, 10:15:41 AM
To all of those: I DUNNO LOL

FAIL - you have no imagination. Thats why all the dinosaurs died. It's all your fault.  >:(



why cant anime be just an underground niche anymore? [I'm tired of anime being SO mainstrean now] :(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on January 20, 2010, 11:02:20 AM
Oh? So you'd rather enjoy anime alone in a dark corner with nobody to talk to about it with. Nobody who could relate to your interests? Thus, you'd most likely have no friends? GREAT IDEA!

Anyways....back to my question that NOBODY answered.....

If you had a chance to write the story for a blockbuster Hollywood film, what would the premise be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on January 20, 2010, 07:50:14 PM
It would be about the end of the world, and cake.
LOTS of cake.

Are chickens mammals?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on January 20, 2010, 08:14:23 PM
only on thursdays.

why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jerry on January 21, 2010, 11:10:25 AM
Zee [ because Z comes after Y ] :P



Why do twinkies have the ability to survive til the end of time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: caskaslyrk on January 21, 2010, 12:57:27 PM
Preservatives LOL...and maybe the white cream inside is NOT what everyone thinks!


Why do people automatically drive like s%$t as soon as 1 rain drop falls from the sky?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Knightfire on January 21, 2010, 01:15:59 PM
To all of those: I DUNNO LOL

FAIL - you have no imagination. Thats why all the dinosaurs died. It's all your fault.  >:(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGR48GaLtpE

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jerry on January 21, 2010, 01:53:39 PM
because apparently rain makes everyone drives like asians.

poor vision, sloopy hand-eye coordination and the ability to run into other objects.


Why does chinese fast food get horrible the moment it gets cold? :P  [unlike say cold pizza?]
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on January 22, 2010, 12:43:31 PM
Because it dries fast and all the juices evaporite along with the flavor.And cold pizza taste horrible to me.

Why is pizza round?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on January 22, 2010, 02:29:08 PM
Because when you toss the dough into the air, making a rectangle is extremely difficult.

Do you think Dell would sue Del Taco if their new slogan was, "Dude, you're getting a Del Taco!"??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on January 22, 2010, 04:56:11 PM
I don't know, but I like your thought processes.

Would you wear cat ears and tail if a girl told you that was her fetish?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jerry on January 22, 2010, 05:04:12 PM
oh hell yes! ;) where do i sign up and buy this stuff? ... oh right I'm going to Fur Con this weekend.  ::)



is it a good thing when a cat girl scratches you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on January 22, 2010, 05:10:28 PM
^ well it's better than her marking with you with pee or something.
< is going to furcon
> is wishing she could go to furcon
v how about you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on January 22, 2010, 05:59:20 PM
I was invited to join the group, but I have not really decided. I keep hearing it's just gonna be mostly a bunch of big smelly older guys in fur outfits and I don't know what kinda fun things there would be to do there. Plus, it's a bit of a drive for me.

What is your favorite thing to do in order to unwind for the day?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on January 22, 2010, 10:03:35 PM
drink tea!!!!!!!!  wow, i totally did the wrong formatting for that last entry.  oh wellz. 

What is your favorite type of yogurt/toppings combination at frozen yogurt places? 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on January 25, 2010, 11:40:52 AM
Typically I don't opt for toppings that often, as I like the ice cream by itself. But, I've been known to use Reeses bits, chocolate syrup, caramel syrup or strawberry syrup (with real strawberries in it), depending on the flavor or flavors of ice cream I choose.

As far as yogurt flavors; typically I go the route of Strawberry or Vanilla or even a combination of the two.

Now I want frozen yogurt. :'(

What kind of toppings do you like to have on your pizza?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jerry on January 25, 2010, 01:43:52 PM
[ironically these answers have been good answers :P]

to try and match the name of the game.

Ironically I havent had anything "stupid" on my pizza.
but here are some "odd" things I had with or on top of my pizza---
rice
sushi
cookies
ice cream
bologna
spam
cheezits
brownies
ranch dressing
french fries
and sprinkles [not all at the same time mind you]



Whats the most unusual or ridiculous outfit or costume you've ever worn?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on January 25, 2010, 02:52:32 PM
A possum Costume when I was 8. They have a special holiday in Mexico in my town where everyone dresses up as animals and monsters and dance and party.Now that I think about it, I see why I like Cosplayers. :D I still miss that costume.  :'(

same question.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: caskaslyrk on January 26, 2010, 04:04:35 AM
One year my mom made me and my sisters dress up as jungle book characters for holloween.  I was Ballou..and I am talking about a FULL fur suit..top to bottom. LOL ;D 
On top of that I was almost 16!!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on January 26, 2010, 11:55:29 AM
lol, that's a bit of a personal question Caskaslyrk, but to tell you the truth..... Yes. Yes I have. But it was only once....and I kind of regret it. :-[

What do you do for laughs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on January 26, 2010, 01:05:08 PM
Watch tv.or just talk to myself and make jokes to myself.I know, I'm weird.>.>

Do you exercise?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jerry on January 28, 2010, 03:50:36 PM
does reading count? [exercising the eyes?]


Ever wish a certain part of your body was bigger?  :o
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on January 28, 2010, 05:20:47 PM
Of course! But my biceps can't get bigger unless I start going back to the gym again... :-\

Same question, lol.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on January 29, 2010, 01:49:23 AM
lol you guys are dirty. :D

I'd say my legs.I'm normal size but I would like to be tall for once.

How often do you forget to brush?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on January 29, 2010, 11:49:52 AM
Only on weekends, because I don't really care for the state of my hair when I don't have to go in to work. :)

What is a stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on January 29, 2010, 12:46:37 PM
a stupid question is "what is a stupid question?"

What is a stupid answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jerry on January 29, 2010, 12:47:44 PM
a stupid question is "what is a stupid question?"

What is a stupid answer?

 " Stupid is as Stupid does " - Forrest Gump.

Who many ways can you prepare shrimp ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on January 29, 2010, 01:05:22 PM
Me personally?  um... if you can eat them raw, then I should think I'd just add that tasty red sauce and have at it!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on January 29, 2010, 01:09:40 PM
Yes, but only if you took your shoes off first.

What is your favorite snack food?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on January 29, 2010, 01:16:23 PM
red bean cakes!!

OMFG why do i keep posting wrong!!

anyways, what kind of cell phone do you have?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on January 29, 2010, 01:18:48 PM
Verizon LG ENV 2.

If you could model your body frame after any famous person, who would it be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on January 29, 2010, 01:40:58 PM
eh, I'm happy with my body, 'cept I'm still waitin for those hips... *tries to be patient* but I guess I'd choose the girl who played the vampire queen chic in Queen of the Damned or the girl who comes up when you search "night elf cosplay"

how about you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on January 29, 2010, 02:16:28 PM
I'm happy with my frame, it's just the stuff on the frame I'd like to improve, lol. Maybe something like Ryan Renolds. Fit, but not too fit that it's gross.

Favorite type of salad and dressing.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on February 09, 2010, 05:41:17 PM
Don't have one. ???

What game is best for cleaning cars? ::)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on February 09, 2010, 05:47:00 PM
Soap and water.

What is the best thing for cleaning up blood stains?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on February 09, 2010, 07:36:03 PM
Coke a cola.

Why ya cleaning up blood stains?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on February 10, 2010, 10:18:41 AM
I'm not.........yet...

Wanna check out my basement?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jerry on February 10, 2010, 01:54:16 PM
is that prison lingo for a party in your pants?  :-[


How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on February 10, 2010, 02:31:51 PM
That depends. Are you a prude or a hooker?

How long what it take to drill a hole to China?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on February 10, 2010, 08:01:20 PM
five minutes longer than you're willing to dig.

have you seen that one movie?  with the conflicts and inner stuggles?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on February 10, 2010, 08:35:46 PM
Yes I believe it was called The Undertaker and his Pals... (real movie I did not make up that name)

Can you toss popcorn in the air and catch it in your mouth?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on February 10, 2010, 10:33:51 PM
not on the first try!!

can you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jerry on February 11, 2010, 08:33:26 AM
ive done serveral type of tossing popcorn eating tricks. you know the usual.

throwing up several popcorns and catching them...
bouncing them of walls and then catching/eating them
and my all time favorite--- back flipping of a trampoline while eating popcorn.
im ninja like that  ;)


if you had to choose an unusual hairstyle you wouldnt usually do [because say you lost a bet] what kind of hairstyle would you get?
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Post by: Liquid on February 11, 2010, 11:01:10 AM
A mohawk.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on February 11, 2010, 03:08:36 PM
Steal Danica Patrick's car

What happened in Vegas that didn't stay there?
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Post by: Liquid on February 11, 2010, 05:06:59 PM
Herpes.

How'd you get it?
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Post by: narutofan17 on February 11, 2010, 05:53:21 PM
In an auction

Does it itch?
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Post by: heeroyuy135 on February 11, 2010, 08:24:44 PM
Your mom itches.

Waha?
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on February 11, 2010, 08:47:06 PM
Woohoo...

You Know It?
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Post by: Liquid on February 12, 2010, 10:35:42 AM
Always.

Seriously though....what happened?
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Post by: Nightroad on February 12, 2010, 11:10:25 AM
Life went in the spiral...

French fries anyone?
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Post by: michiko nakano on February 12, 2010, 11:23:59 AM
yes please!!  ^__^

favorite kind of pancakes?
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Post by: Liquid on February 12, 2010, 11:42:34 AM
Strawberry!

Favorite kind of syrup?
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Post by: DentyneIce408 on February 12, 2010, 11:45:03 AM
Strawberry, booyah!

What drink would you like with it?
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Post by: michiko nakano on February 12, 2010, 11:53:28 AM
coffee or hot cocoa!

favorite kind of tea?
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Post by: Liquid on February 12, 2010, 11:54:17 AM
Raspberry Iced Tea! (Otherwise I'm not a big fan of tea. :-X )

Favorite beverage?
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on February 12, 2010, 04:49:52 PM
Pepsi!

Favorite type of pie?
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Post by: michiko nakano on February 12, 2010, 05:19:05 PM
oohhh... strawberry rhubarb or ololliberry (sp?)

do you make your crusts or buy them when making pie?
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Post by: Liquid on February 12, 2010, 05:49:05 PM
I've never actually made a pie, but probably buy the crust if I ever chose to do one, because it'd be my first time. <.<

Favorite dish to make?
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Post by: Nightroad on February 14, 2010, 12:04:06 PM
I can't cook... so the only thing I can make is microwave popcorn.

How tall is tall?
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Post by: ELDEMONIO on February 14, 2010, 04:34:53 PM
When it touches the sky.

Why does Elmer Fudd have trouble pronouncing the letter R?
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Post by: caskaslyrk on February 16, 2010, 03:35:02 AM
because he didn't grow up in a spanish household...and never learned to "roll" the "r's"

If you were on death row what would be your last meal?
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Post by: Jerry on February 16, 2010, 08:45:46 AM

all you can eat sushi and japanese food. :D




If you were take a hard fall, which bone would you want to break--- your arm or your leg?


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Post by: Liquid on February 16, 2010, 12:24:32 PM
Leg. Cause either way I'd be off work, but with the leg out I could stay home and still be able to do things, like play video games. ;)

If you were an Olympian, which sport would you want to compete in?
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Post by: caskaslyrk on February 16, 2010, 01:52:32 PM
Bobsledding.... ;D   nothing like ice and a fast vehicle...


What is your favorite collectible that you currently own?
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Post by: Liquid on February 16, 2010, 02:12:51 PM
I dunno. Maybe my rare copy of Final Fatasy VII for PSX with a misprint on the back cover?

Same question.
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Post by: caskaslyrk on February 17, 2010, 03:03:41 AM
I have so many...hmmm...mm signed copy of Crying Freeman.  The mangaka  Kazuo Koike was really nice =D

What is your favorite fruit to eat?
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Post by: Nightroad on February 17, 2010, 08:02:25 AM
grape fruit!!!

What fruit do you like looking at the most?
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Post by: DentyneIce408 on February 17, 2010, 08:59:18 AM
Melons!

How many is too many?
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Post by: Liquid on February 17, 2010, 01:30:34 PM
Depends. Are we talking sexual relationships, alcoholic drinks, or near death experiences?
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Post by: Nightroad on February 17, 2010, 03:21:39 PM
Near death expirences.

Now what?
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Post by: Liquid on February 17, 2010, 04:31:53 PM
The answer is one.

Happy?
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Post by: DentyneIce408 on February 17, 2010, 04:36:57 PM
*Claps hand* Yes, cause when I'm happy and I know it I clap my hands.

^ Where did that come from?
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Post by: Liquid on February 17, 2010, 04:46:09 PM
The clapping? From your hands..... duh.

Am I a genius or what?
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Post by: DentyneIce408 on February 17, 2010, 05:45:07 PM
Yeah, you did convince me "Where that came from."

Aren't you that hermit that lived on that island?
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Post by: Liquid on February 17, 2010, 05:48:00 PM
That was a crab.

You do know what a crab is, don't you?
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Post by: michiko nakano on February 17, 2010, 06:49:26 PM
yes, i acted like one all day.

would you rather see me in a sad mood or an angry mood?
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Post by: DentyneIce408 on February 17, 2010, 07:20:48 PM
I'd choose angry...

So, what's with the handcuffs and whips?
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Post by: michiko nakano on February 17, 2010, 07:49:42 PM
gosh, your girlfriend just keeps leaving them at my house!

indiana jones or the guy from the mummy?
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Post by: Nightroad on February 17, 2010, 08:16:49 PM
Niether I'll take the mummy! >.>

How 'bout you?
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Post by: heeroyuy135 on February 17, 2010, 10:40:41 PM
Jones

Do you like curling?
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Post by: Liquid on February 18, 2010, 09:46:04 AM
My hair? Golly no.

Do you like skeleton?
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Post by: DentyneIce408 on February 18, 2010, 02:55:31 PM
Yeah, but last I checked my closet he was stolen by R. Kelly.

What would R. Kelly do with a skeleton?

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Post by: michiko nakano on February 19, 2010, 11:23:01 AM
gross, x-rated things.

what would you do with a realdoll?
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Post by: DentyneIce408 on February 19, 2010, 12:15:45 PM
If you mean the doll with become a real life person... Well, I'd pretty much would do something naughty, lol.

Who wouldn't?
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Post by: michiko nakano on February 19, 2010, 01:34:07 PM
nuns, hypothetically.

do you have a critique of the 1996 version of Hamlet with Kenneth Branagh?  I think his Shakespearean works are the best versions out there.
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Post by: Liquid on February 19, 2010, 02:29:58 PM
42.

Do you like snow?
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Post by: michiko nakano on February 19, 2010, 08:48:53 PM
uhhh... well, i've never been to the snow.  but i know how to build a snow cave!  because i watch Man vs. Wild!!

and?
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Post by: Jerry on February 22, 2010, 09:02:10 AM
at least you know you'd always have a cold drink.

would you ever try out for a Talent show on TV? - like american idol, so you think you can dance,  or america's got talent? :P
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on February 23, 2010, 02:06:08 PM
Never! lol

Would you want to be a judge on a TV talent show?
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Post by: caskaslyrk on February 24, 2010, 04:24:05 AM
Yes to make all the little kids cry and realize they have NO talent....Bwahhhaaahhh

Ever ridden a bull?
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Post by: Jerry on February 24, 2010, 08:41:01 AM
^  uh, "riding a bull" isnt prison lingo is it?  :-[

as they say, save a horse- Ride a Cowboy [ or in my case a Cowgirl? ] :P

and the sane answer is no- unless you count " piggy back ridges " as a kid - or giving them to little relatives.


V   What do you think of the Olympic sport of " Curling " ?
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Post by: caskaslyrk on February 24, 2010, 01:19:52 PM
I think Curling is interesting...but what I really want to know is what is on the end of the sticks? is it a pad to melt the ice? or is it a coarse pad to make the weight go the way the sweeper wants? hmmmmmmm


And no bull riding is not some prison lingo..LMAO...you know go to a bar..ride a mechanical bull..LOL  or you could always save a horse and ride a cowgirl in your case..LOL

Ever eaten snow?
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Post by: AntiVonn on February 24, 2010, 05:49:05 PM
Brooms are used in curling to either 'pave' a path in the ice for the stone (to speed it up) or push ice in front of the stone (to slow it down).

Never eat snow. It falls through all that pollution in the air before it hits the ground.

Why are Rovers called "Rovers"? Do they rove?

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Post by: Jerry on February 25, 2010, 08:47:47 AM
several Definitions of "Rover" are available -
READ A BOOK, READ A BOOK, READ A MOTHA F*CKING BOOK---> [or in this case the internets]

rov·er
1   /ˈroʊvər/   [roh-ver]
–noun

1. a person who roves; wanderer.    <------ yes,
the Staff that is always around @ Fanime Con [we're watching you in a good and keep it safe kinda way :) ]

Other definitions not really related but interesting:
2. Archery. ---
a. a mark selected at random, as in a competition between two archers wandering over a specified area.
b. one of a group of fixed marks at a long distance.
c. an archer who shoots at such a mark.

3. Croquet. --- a ball that has been driven through all the arches and needs only to strike the last peg to be out of the game.

4. British. ---
a.   (at concerts or the like) a person who has a ticket for standing room only.
b.   a senior boy scout, 18 years of age or older.


rov·er ^2   /ˈroʊvər/  [roh-ver]
–noun
1. a pirate. <--- interesting take on what we "Could" do--- but it would defeat the purpose of keeping con gers safe :P
2. Obsolete a pirate ship.





When's the last time you actually read a "physical" book? - computers, e-readers, smart phones or electronic assisted living devices do not count. :P  I'm talking low tech you have the turn the pages with your hand kinda book.  :D
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Post by: Elimeno on February 25, 2010, 09:05:36 AM
:O a book?  Why would you turn to that ancient technology? lol anyway, last time I read a book was about a week ago, forgot the name but it's about the philosophy of music and why people need it to function similar to why people need human interaction. 


Why is all rap music club music now?  Gangstas wit Glowstix :D
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Post by: AntiVonn on February 25, 2010, 09:52:27 AM
JERRY, Jerry, Jerry   ... You must have misread the title to this forum.
Its Ask a STUPID question, get a stupid answer.   Not "get a smart answer"!!

(besides the question was "Why are they called Rovers", not "What is a Rover"). ;)  

All of the Rovers I met last year did a whole lot more than rove.

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Post by: heeroyuy135 on February 25, 2010, 09:35:56 PM
Because gangstas be watching Lucky Star and K-ON!

Are you gelin'?
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Post by: caskaslyrk on February 26, 2010, 01:46:28 AM
wish I was gellin..been wearing stilettos at work all day.. :'(


If you had to get bitten by either a poisonous snake or a poisonous spider, which would you choose?
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Post by: lady_tomoko on February 26, 2010, 10:09:00 AM
I would choose a poisonous bunny,since I don't like snakes or spiders ^-^

Why do soba noodles taste like soba noodles?
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Post by: Jerry on February 26, 2010, 10:14:05 AM
because:
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/lovemyhood/SNOZBERRIES.png)



Why are Fridays so awesome you have to Thank god for them?
btw TGIF!!!  :D
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Post by: michiko nakano on February 26, 2010, 10:27:40 AM
Well... religiously speaking, God created the birds and the sea creatures on the fifth day.  Is that why everyone likes Fridays?  lol jk

why isn't food free T_T
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Post by: ELDEMONIO on February 26, 2010, 12:10:36 PM
Because then i'll eat it all.

Can you touch your nose?
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Post by: caskaslyrk on February 26, 2010, 11:59:36 PM
yeah....with my toes  ;)


...can you chew gum...while patting your head and rubbing your tummy at the same time?
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Post by: Knightfire on February 27, 2010, 03:16:13 PM
You bet!

What's the deal with the internet lately?
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Post by: michiko nakano on February 27, 2010, 07:59:34 PM
i don't know... my school's interwebs were FREAKING out the other day. 

so have you heard about that crazy earthquake in Chile that's sending crazy tsunami's toward all the pacific islands?  yikes... worried about my relatives in Hawaii D:
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Post by: caskaslyrk on February 27, 2010, 11:17:24 PM
yes...its so sad there are earthquakes happening all over the place.  The plates are shifting....and yes we actually have tsunami watch here in San Diego as well...

why do you get pinched on St. Patrick's day if your not wearing green?
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Post by: Jerry on March 01, 2010, 04:44:11 PM
because the would want to pinch you relentless every day of the year in places you would not to be pinched.



Why isnt the cat part of the Chinese Zodiac ?
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Post by: michiko nakano on March 01, 2010, 05:15:32 PM
because of that DAMN YUKI!!!

do you watch fruits basket?  who would you cosplay?
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Post by: Jerry on March 02, 2010, 04:51:05 PM
anime wasnt as good as the Manga--- most likely Kyo - orange hair and turning into a cat sounds like fun. --- randomly turning back into a human naked? not so much fun.


Did you enjoy watching the winter olympics?

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Post by: ELDEMONIO on March 03, 2010, 09:58:37 AM
I saw like 5 minutes of it then I decided to go online and post of forums.>.> Colbert was no where to be seen.:(

How much money do you think NBC lost on airing the WInter Olympics?
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Post by: caskaslyrk on March 09, 2010, 11:56:24 PM
hmmm NBC airing in the U.S. I would say nothing...due to sponsorships...

Do you sleep with a special blankie or stuffed toy?
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on March 10, 2010, 04:37:32 PM
Nope. Not anymore lol

Is it wrong to be in love with Stacy's mom?
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Post by: michiko nakano on March 10, 2010, 07:19:03 PM
not in some instances.

why?
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Post by: Death_Note_Matt on March 11, 2010, 10:31:26 AM
Because Stacy's Mom is Too Old for you D: And might show you things you can't unlearn.

Its okay to Marry a video game character?

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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on March 11, 2010, 02:58:23 PM
Yes if it isn't an arranged marriage.

Is it possible to catch a Pokemon outside of the video games?
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Post by: Death_Note_Matt on March 11, 2010, 08:46:06 PM
Yes if your last name is catchem :D


Is it okay that I got married to Naruto Uzumaki while a small group of my friends were my witness?
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Post by: ELDEMONIO on March 11, 2010, 08:54:59 PM
Sure, if you could marry a anime dude, I should be able to marry anime girl too. >:(
=|
I choose Misty from Pokemon.>.> she's cute.>.>

DO I really have to catch them all?
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Post by: Death_Note_Matt on March 11, 2010, 09:19:23 PM
Yes


Can I really pierce the sky with my drill?
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Post by: hikarihoshi28 on March 11, 2010, 09:55:22 PM
Only if you are a menos grande. ;)

Why am I procrastinating?
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Post by: caskaslyrk on March 12, 2010, 02:43:20 AM
Because your smart  ;)  you retain more by waiting to the last minute..LOL

Barney or Mr. Rogers...who would you want in your neighborhood?
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Post by: AbsolutelyCursed on March 12, 2010, 11:16:15 AM
Mr. Rogers. I don't want a purple dinosaur roaming around in my neighborhood.  Off with his head!!!

Am I damned if I do or am I damned if I don't?
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Post by: michiko nakano on March 12, 2010, 01:04:29 PM
It took a lot to take you home
One stupid call
And I end up alone


am i getting sick or do i just have sniffles cuz i just woke up??
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Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on March 12, 2010, 10:36:56 PM
You just have the sniffles because you left the window open letting the draft in.


What is so phenomenal about getting a high DDR score. (Mr. Donavan)
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Post by: Death_Note_Matt on March 14, 2010, 10:42:09 PM
Because it makes you as cool as Captain America :D


Should I ask the Lead of L.M.C to marry me infront of everyone D:
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Post by: ELDEMONIO on March 15, 2010, 12:26:23 PM
Yes.I'll make sure to record it and post it up on Youtube.;)

Should I ask them to marry me as well?>_>
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Post by: heeroyuy135 on March 16, 2010, 11:03:51 PM
Enjoy your trip back to Japan in the cargo hold

Want to join the Dollars?
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Post by: Rhornez on March 20, 2010, 10:09:42 PM
no i rather help the cents

derp?
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on March 23, 2010, 04:12:11 PM
Indeed

Is Ke$ha a legal name?
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Post by: rina1urb7 on April 04, 2010, 01:53:18 AM
Nope. A name should only consist of letters and no special symbols or numbers.

If the sun came crashing towards the earth on 2012, what do you think will cause that to happen?
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on April 05, 2010, 10:31:39 AM
The Moon from Legend of Zelda hitting it.

Is it possible to be a rock monster?
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Post by: michiko nakano on April 05, 2010, 11:32:35 AM
Like a gollem in dragon age?  possibly.  but you would probably get tired of losing your gender/sex drive.

have you ever had rose flavored mints? 
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Post by: doriangray on April 05, 2010, 11:43:33 PM
No.

Is there anything more tacky than the word, "nicknack"?
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Post by: michiko nakano on April 06, 2010, 11:57:10 PM
yes, "moist" is a pretty tacky word.

are we in a recession still or not?
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Post by: doriangray on April 07, 2010, 12:03:45 AM
Most factors, with the major exception of the unemployment rate, would indicate that we are still in, but are recovering from the current recession.

What comes after the main course?
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Post by: michiko nakano on April 07, 2010, 12:04:51 AM
whipped cream for the slinky.

what happened to the chopsticks though?  or they still available for us to use?
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Post by: hikarihoshi28 on April 07, 2010, 10:07:34 PM
Sorry, the chopsticks got taken out with the trash...but you can use this...um, "lovely" fork T_T

Why is Sephiroth's sword so long? O_o
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Post by: michiko nakano on April 07, 2010, 10:09:38 PM
better to rape you with, my dear!

why is he so pretty??
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Post by: Hawk Harness on April 07, 2010, 10:10:42 PM
So your eyes will melt and he can sneak around your house moving things around.


Where are my glasses?
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Post by: michiko nakano on April 07, 2010, 10:11:44 PM
up your chimney

have you ever seen a real chimney sweep?
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Post by: doriangray on April 07, 2010, 11:48:28 PM
No, because a chimney doesn't have arms or hands to hold a broom.

Would someone please fluff my pillow?
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Post by: michiko nakano on April 08, 2010, 10:33:24 AM
i can't, i'm not wearing my maid outfit  :-[

why do i keep eating unhealthy things??
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Post by: doriangray on April 08, 2010, 10:47:55 AM
Because the almighty Garfield god instructs you to do so.

When will you post pics of you in the french maid outfit?
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Post by: michiko nakano on April 08, 2010, 10:52:06 AM
never!!!

what about you?  :<
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Post by: doriangray on April 08, 2010, 11:28:08 AM
I don't have access to your maid outfit to pose in it.

If you could eliminate a letter from the English outfit, which letter would it be?
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Post by: michiko nakano on April 08, 2010, 12:15:37 PM
"l" so that we could be more like the Japanese! 

if we could eliminate a color, what would it be?
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Post by: doriangray on April 08, 2010, 12:41:54 PM
Candy orange... it's hideous

Would you fly around the world if it were non-stop?
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Post by: michiko nakano on April 08, 2010, 12:56:41 PM
nope.  unless i could jump out of the transport unit and land safely in france.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: doriangray on April 08, 2010, 01:03:25 PM
Why did you forget to ask a stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on April 08, 2010, 01:21:38 PM
because im ditsy.

have you played mahjongg before?
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Post by: doriangray on April 08, 2010, 01:33:58 PM
Despite the fact that I sell the game, I have never played the American or Chinese version of Mah-jong.  I can only tell you that a good set will run you triple digits retail. :)

Why do you ask?
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Post by: michiko nakano on April 08, 2010, 02:13:44 PM
i play it online for free D:

does that count as cheating?

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Post by: Elimeno on April 08, 2010, 02:41:02 PM
i play it online for free D:

does that count as cheating?



Yo dawg I heard you liked cheating so we put a gameshark in your game genie so you can cheat while you're cheating.

Is it because I rap about reality? me and my Grandma having a cup o' tea? (aint no party like my nanas tea party!!)
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Post by: michiko nakano on April 08, 2010, 02:45:02 PM
because you are the most beautiful girl in the......... room!


should i do a binary solo?
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Post by: Elimeno on April 08, 2010, 04:48:40 PM
00000010000001

You could be a part time model?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: c2chaos on April 10, 2010, 12:21:02 AM
Well...I think I might look good in a Big and Tall catalog but these pants might make me look big.


If quizzes are quizzical then tests are....?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on April 10, 2010, 09:12:59 AM
test-esque.

which do you like better, quizzies or testies?
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Post by: doriangray on April 10, 2010, 09:29:05 AM
Quizzies.  I suck at testys.

Which finger do you use the least?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on April 10, 2010, 07:32:18 PM
my left pinky.

which body part could you live without?
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Post by: doriangray on April 10, 2010, 11:03:46 PM
My sinuses.  I hates them.

Do you have exact change?
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Post by: AngelWings on April 11, 2010, 12:35:44 AM
Depends on the exchange rate.

If a dog is bitten by someone's child does the kid get put down with rabies?
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Post by: doriangray on April 11, 2010, 07:43:35 AM
Nope.  Usually they have classmates to put them down.

Can I put down some of my exes for rabies?
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on April 11, 2010, 12:07:29 PM
In some states, yes.

What does "Radda Radda Radda" mean?
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Post by: c2chaos on April 11, 2010, 06:50:54 PM
It means: "Would you like to buy a lamp?"



Do women fart?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: AngelWings on April 11, 2010, 09:40:56 PM
No they just expel air. Usually referred to as enhancing the aroma of an area.

Why do men not have couches in their restrooms?*Women's lounges have couches!*
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Post by: michiko nakano on April 12, 2010, 07:19:05 PM
because then they would spend too much time in the restroom, and less time buying us clothes and holding all our girly accessories and stuff for us.

(i am a hypocrite, the above statement isn't even logically possible for me since i never go clothes shopping and i don't have accessories.  whatever)

did you know that there are forty five days left until fanime?  better finish up those cosplays, people!
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Post by: ELDEMONIO on April 12, 2010, 08:10:44 PM
I didn't know because I'm too lazy too keep track.=|

What's Fanime?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: c2chaos on April 12, 2010, 11:42:11 PM
Fanime is purgatory.

Why do sandwiches stick to the roof of your mouth?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 13, 2010, 12:11:05 AM
Because you don't toast your bread and are most likely eating an unhealthy diet of white breaded peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Did I just own you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: c2chaos on April 13, 2010, 12:19:30 AM
Yes.


Why me!!!!????!?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 13, 2010, 12:24:59 AM
You were in the wrong place at the right time. ;)

How is it that I am able to read people and discern situations from very little information?
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Post by: c2chaos on April 13, 2010, 12:34:55 AM
Because those aren't people. They're mirrors.



WTH!? :o Why is there a bottle of lotion by my computer!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 13, 2010, 12:38:23 AM
One of two reasons:

1.) You have a roommate and he doesn't have a PC of his own.
2.) If you live at home still....it's either a sibling or your dad.


Do you ever wish you could be a detective?
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Post by: Nightroad on April 13, 2010, 03:32:42 PM
Yep just like like all the greats!

Ever cheat while playing jump rope?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on April 13, 2010, 04:47:04 PM
That's impossible.

Can I be a splendid ninja as well?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 14, 2010, 01:12:24 AM
As well as what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: c2chaos on April 14, 2010, 09:26:24 AM
Don't you mean, "As well as who?"

When was this cake ever a lie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 14, 2010, 07:57:53 PM
What cake? I see no cake.

Why is there a Smurfs movie in the works?
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Post by: AngelWings on April 15, 2010, 12:56:16 AM
Because some people like the idea of a society with only one female. *cringe*

Should you stop wearing silky shirts if people start petting them while you are wearing them?
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Post by: Jerry on April 15, 2010, 08:47:38 AM
wear what you want to wear, and threaten anyone with physical violence if ppl try to pet you.


Whats the most awesome breakfast to have thats cheap? :P
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Post by: c2chaos on April 15, 2010, 09:47:53 AM
Top Ramen Pizza!
http://www.bakespace.com/recipes/detail/Top-Ramen-Pizza/14126/
but use half the pasta sauce and fortify it with black pepper and Rooster Chili Sauce.



What percentage of the U.S Armed Forces do you think are anime fans?
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Post by: AngelWings on April 19, 2010, 04:04:35 AM
14%?? Random guess.

Are there any specific characters that should never be cosplayed?
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Post by: c2chaos on April 19, 2010, 07:07:45 PM
Yeah, any tentacle demon or over-fiend from any hentai.

Have you ever chugged a slurpee?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: r3za1264 on April 27, 2010, 08:57:36 PM
no, i drank it through my nose :) it hurt

what am i watching?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: AngelWings on April 30, 2010, 02:44:05 AM
A chipmunk do the cha cha.

How do castles in the sky not plummet to the ground via gravity?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: kohana ichibana on April 30, 2010, 03:01:24 AM
Because our so called "god" loves them and not us. :/

Why am I hungry?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on April 30, 2010, 11:46:46 PM
the kitten ated your cookie.

i can has cosplay idea?
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Post by: c2chaos on May 01, 2010, 05:43:32 PM
Generic antagonist from every bishoujo visual novel.


What is that smell?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on May 02, 2010, 12:42:36 AM
you really dont want to know.

what shall we do with the drunken ninja?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: c2chaos on May 02, 2010, 10:46:30 AM
Give them an ugly kunoichi and watch them fight to the death over her!


What do we do if the kunoichi survives?
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Post by: AngelWings on May 02, 2010, 12:17:33 PM
Give her to a random villain we see on the street so she can work as a henchgirl killing people against her will with a dark past.

What would you do for a mecha of your choice?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on May 02, 2010, 03:17:58 PM
i'd give a mouse a cookie.

what would you do for a klondike bar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Stranghill on May 02, 2010, 06:16:58 PM
I'd destroy every Klondike bar in the world.

Should Bill Cosby have the right to choose what can or can not be said?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: c2chaos on May 02, 2010, 07:14:08 PM
Bill Cosby has rights?!

Should I wear velcro sandals or thong sandals?
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Post by: monikamilani on May 03, 2010, 06:06:38 PM
Mmmm, velcro might itch, whatever that is, but thong for your feet! =DD The other foot will be  like <0o0>Yumm
Will you play the pocky game with me, beautiful?
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Post by: michiko nakano on May 03, 2010, 07:26:22 PM
"beautiful" is busy but I'd love to play!

what is the pocky game?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: doriangray on May 04, 2010, 08:36:51 AM
*Censored*

What is a synthetic CDO?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: michiko nakano on May 05, 2010, 07:48:07 PM
ooohh i just attended a lecture on this at my local college, ironically.  collateral debt obligations are silly little things that people buy and sell in an unintentional attempt to worsen the state of our obese and messy economy.

would you ever buy one?
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Post by: c2chaos on May 05, 2010, 09:02:01 PM
I already own 2, 3, and 4, I just needed 1 to complete the set.

Would you give away your soul knowing that it taint who you were giving it to?.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on May 05, 2010, 09:53:47 PM
Sure, not like I need a soul in the first place.

Who much would you pay me for this soul I stoled?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: c2chaos on May 05, 2010, 09:57:23 PM
I'll pay you one Selena Gomez and a Miley Cyrus for it.

On a scale of one to two how would you rate yourself as a person?
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Post by: monikamilani on May 06, 2010, 07:01:49 AM
2.0 minus the decimal point keep the (0)hhhh yeah.
I like ponies, doesn't hercules have the biggest man boobs ever?
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Post by: c2chaos on May 06, 2010, 12:48:28 PM
Nope. Homer wins by 2lbs and then Peter and then fat bastard and then Hercules.t


What's your solution to and itchy itch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: AngelWings on May 07, 2010, 10:29:43 PM
Guacamole. You slather the itchy witch with it then toss water on them and they melt..... poor Kiki. *itchy witch is a ref to a book. couldn't help it*
If someone deserves it should you do it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: monikamilani on May 08, 2010, 09:04:49 AM
No, why would I? IT'S MINE BISHH! (Jk)
IF I went to the store and bought jello, what kind would I buy?
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Post by: Runewitt on May 08, 2010, 10:05:00 PM
theh kind wif da wigglezz an da jigglez and the whodaweadyumgoood!

what would bill cosby do, if he were here right now?
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Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 09, 2010, 09:36:36 AM
theh kind wif da wigglezz an da jigglez and the whodaweadyumgoood!

what would bill cosby do, if he were here right now?

He would do this::
(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa80/skullomonkey/Funny%20Crap/bill-cosby-roxbury.gif)
Then say this::
(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn180/4chanRus/LOL%20worthy/Cosby.jpg)
Bill Cosby Ownage. >;3
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on June 05, 2010, 01:38:34 PM
waaaaa
why do people use horse heads?
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 12, 2010, 08:07:25 AM
To talk to horses

Why is Squidward called "Squidward" when he's an octopus?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 12, 2010, 08:37:56 AM
Why does the first and last piece of bread suck?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on June 12, 2010, 08:44:04 AM
Because they're the butts of bread.

Why do Cinnamon Toast Crunch pieces eat each other?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on June 14, 2010, 09:16:33 PM
theres cinnamon sugar swirls on every bite!

If Philosiraptor ponders everything, who ponders about philisoraptor?
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Post by: Nightroad on June 17, 2010, 11:42:52 PM
The author of Sophie's World. (google  the book)

Why isn't the light on?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on June 18, 2010, 06:49:56 PM
its called nighttime and its a sun not a light
why are ppl bent on using horse heads?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on June 19, 2010, 12:08:53 AM
Because they the other half just looks silly

Why are you here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 20, 2010, 11:03:25 PM
Because I you love my internet presence.


What goes on after dark?
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Post by: Runewitt on June 21, 2010, 08:00:53 PM
the ducks read pornography and steal your car.

where did i put that mug?
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Post by: michiko nakano on June 21, 2010, 08:27:21 PM
in a box.

how come i have a pimple?
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Post by: himitsu_ on June 21, 2010, 08:42:53 PM
Because you're about to self combust.

Why do girls like yaoi?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 21, 2010, 08:50:10 PM
Because it consists of sweaty handsome men, hardcore action, and a giant load of young boys losing their virginity.


What is the purpose of Echi wars?
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Post by: Nightroad on June 23, 2010, 10:05:29 AM
Nosebleeds

Where is Carmen SanDiego?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Jerry on June 24, 2010, 08:50:24 AM
hiding... in [your] bed.


how many licks does it take to get to the center of a toosie pop?
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Post by: doriangray on June 24, 2010, 09:25:03 AM
Lemme find out... who wants to hold the tootsie pop? XD

Where are my pants??!?!?!?!
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Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 24, 2010, 11:00:17 AM
In Nightroad's closet.. >_>


What happened to my Silver SP? D:
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on June 24, 2010, 01:16:26 PM
Also in my closet.

Why do I have everything in my closet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: doriangray on June 24, 2010, 01:23:20 PM
YOU TELL ME!  I WANT MY PANTS BACK!

Why is it so bloody hot today???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on June 24, 2010, 01:30:35 PM
Your air conditioner is also in my closet

Anyone know where I can find a panther?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 24, 2010, 02:01:53 PM
Oh, Fluffy?? Yeah.. he's in my bed..
I want my SP back so I can sell it for money on eBay!

Were you the one that sold illegal Fawkes masks during X-Mas??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on June 24, 2010, 02:15:44 PM
Maybe....

Who has tape?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: doriangray on June 24, 2010, 06:17:07 PM
You do.  That's in your closet too.

Where can I indulge my card habit for cheap?
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Post by: Piccahoe on June 24, 2010, 11:38:39 PM
at a card shop right next to that place under that big large thing.

if you kissed a nerd would you like it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 26, 2010, 08:55:06 AM
Well it depends on his personality, his looks..


What would be your first reaction to a sudden D-Day?
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Post by: Runewitt on July 01, 2010, 08:23:01 PM
sing the DOOM song.


wheres my funny chef hat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: monikamilani on July 01, 2010, 08:27:54 PM
The muffin man is wearing it, didn't you check his Facebook?


Why did the llama lick the spit of of another llama that spit on the llama?
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Post by: doriangray on July 01, 2010, 10:42:51 PM
Because I was once a treehouse, and I lived in a cake.

Just how did the orange slay the rake?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: himitsu_ on July 01, 2010, 11:53:33 PM
Who are these oranges you speak of?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
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Post by: monikamilani on July 02, 2010, 10:13:13 AM
The Screaming Chocolate Guy. =DD

Who ate the last cookie?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on July 02, 2010, 03:12:10 PM
My great x10 gran daddy!

Why are you still living in my bathroom?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: himitsu_ on July 02, 2010, 03:20:48 PM
 The bathtub is comfy ^-^

Do you know the Muffin Man?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on July 02, 2010, 03:22:20 PM
Oh I know him alright.. he lives in mi' stomach nowadays.... >_>


How many licks does it take to get the center of a GUM BALL!
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Post by: doriangray on July 02, 2010, 07:24:26 PM
Depends on whose holding the gum ball!

If a tree falls down in the middle of a forest, and no one is around to hear it, who cares?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on July 02, 2010, 10:30:29 PM
Depends on whose holding the gum ball!

If a tree falls down in the middle of a forest, and no one is around to hear it, who cares?

the tree.

if it falls on a mime, who cares?
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Post by: himitsu_ on July 02, 2010, 10:40:12 PM
I CARE! I'm the freaking mime!

:) Why is your closet so dark?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: AbsolutelyCursed on July 02, 2010, 10:44:39 PM
Because it leads to the underworld.

Why to gummy bears have a bad attitude?
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Post by: doriangray on July 03, 2010, 12:06:53 AM
I eat them!!!!

What does the moon taste like?
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Post by: DentyneIce408 on July 03, 2010, 08:19:55 AM
Tastes like Swiss cheese!

Who were the Mambo no.5 girls?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: monikamilani on July 03, 2010, 11:16:54 AM
RayWilliamJohnson. That's who.

Who were the Girls sung about in the old school song: "My Girl"?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: himitsu_ on July 03, 2010, 07:46:08 PM
*awkwarrrd* It was Naruto using Sexy No Jutsu.

Why is chocolate an aphrodisiac?
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Post by: Piccahoe on July 04, 2010, 04:27:34 PM
Several components in chocolate have been linked to mood and potential “aphrodisiac” effects. First on the list of “love drugs” is phenyl-ethylamine (PEA), which also occurs naturally in the brain. PEA naturally reaches peak levels during ?r?asm, and administering PEA increases dopamine levels, stimulating the pleasure centers. PEA is chemically similar to amphetamine (leading to its nickname “chocolate amphetamine”)

source: e-harmony,http://advice.eharmony.com/article/fact-or-myth-is-chocolate-an-aphrodisiac.html

Interesting indeed.

Do you love chocolate? @_@
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Post by: r3za1264 on July 04, 2010, 06:19:19 PM
^ yes, all over my body

Why does barney steal my cocoa pebbles?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: doriangray on July 04, 2010, 11:53:16 PM
Cavemen occasionally have psychological problems too.  Barney obviously has poor impulse control as well as a chocolate addiction, which forces him to steal cocoa pebbles.  This may degenerate into Barney stealing money to pay for cocoa pebbles when said supply runs out.  If signs of withdrawl occur or if this happens frequently, then I suggest meeting with Betty to form an intervention.

Where did I leave that thing?????
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Post by: michiko nakano on July 05, 2010, 10:54:05 PM
In my laundry room.

Is ale better than beer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Piccahoe on July 06, 2010, 02:23:28 AM
yes, because I don't like beer...

Why do people brake up over stupid reasons?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: monikamilani on July 06, 2010, 10:14:31 AM
Because those stupid reasons confuse them so much they go crazy and try to get away.

Why did mommy get baby in her tummy so many times? --Example questions of when I was younger--  =9
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on July 08, 2010, 05:12:29 PM
Because she loved kiddies so much, she wanted so much babies? :D


WHERE ARE MY SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS PANTS? ;-;
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: himitsu_ on July 08, 2010, 06:27:38 PM
NEVAH NEVAH LANDDD

Why do speedos exist?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: doriangray on July 09, 2010, 05:27:32 PM
Would you rather I wear bikini bottoms instead?

Why must life cost so bloody much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: monikamilani on July 09, 2010, 05:35:38 PM
I guess whoever runs this place wants us to learn the hard way...... unless your rich. =DDDDDDDDDD

I want pudding. GET ME SOME!... Please??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: doriangray on July 09, 2010, 05:39:28 PM
Bring me a shrubbery first.

Where is everyone???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: himitsu_ on July 10, 2010, 12:58:37 AM
Fanime is actually in July...NOW. None of us posting right now got the memo.


What's the best turn-on?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on July 10, 2010, 11:42:12 AM
Horse-Back riding, upside-down, wearing a giant feathered hat. (Oh bby~)


     Can you fly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on July 14, 2010, 10:10:52 PM
After I drink a Red Bull.

Do you think they're out of your league?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on July 14, 2010, 10:18:20 PM
Nope. :D



   Are you the eligible bachelor?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on July 14, 2010, 11:10:39 PM
well, i am single..

i'm jusy sayin.

i found an old italian cookbook last night. what should i cook tomorrow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on July 15, 2010, 10:04:07 AM
You should cook the cook book.

Is it wrong to find romantic films funny?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: doriangray on July 15, 2010, 10:24:59 AM
What?  Making fun of L-shaped sheets in bedroom scenes and the fact that every one of them ends with one person or the other attempting to get into an airplane/taxi/train/boat or some other form of transportation and then stopping and turning around?  Nothing funny about that at all!

Do you ever think cats find it annoying that they get fur in their mouth when they clean themselves?
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on July 15, 2010, 11:19:19 AM
They probably do since they cough them up.

Is Disney Channel and Disney XD any different?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on July 15, 2010, 12:40:10 PM
One is designed to steal the money in your wallet whiel the other is designed to steal your intelligence. ;D

Why does my neighbors cat keep trying to eat my birds!! >:(
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: doriangray on July 16, 2010, 01:45:07 PM
He ran out of pasta.

Why am I attracted to people outside of my "type" and not attracted to some people that should be my "type?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Aru Sakayama on July 17, 2010, 10:23:16 AM
Because you're mind's telling you "I want this type" while your body's telling you "I want this other type". Then your mind and body fight with each other.

HOW DOES I FIRIN' MAH PEWPEW LAZORS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on July 17, 2010, 03:56:59 PM
u haz to chargin them to over 1.21 jiggawats first.

i can haz shiney new parts for my project?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on July 18, 2010, 09:22:05 AM
When you get me a robot unicorn, then sure.



   DO U DDR?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: himitsu_ on July 18, 2010, 10:52:54 AM
.I DDR, RPG, AND MP3.

How was chocolate invented? :D

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: yumicchi88 on July 19, 2010, 10:18:15 AM
The person who randomly cooked said, "oh my god, this is delicious!"

What is "he" doing here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on November 06, 2010, 08:42:57 AM
Your mom.

What is the meaning of life?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on November 07, 2010, 11:35:56 AM
Hats. people are not wearing enough hats.

how log is it going to take for my foot to heal?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: c2chaos on November 07, 2010, 01:17:52 PM
It would depend on how much log you'd get from a tree to make a splint.

Do girls fart?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on November 08, 2010, 07:40:43 PM
Yes, they invented silent but deadly.

Do elephants fly when we aren't looking?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on November 08, 2010, 08:17:05 PM
yes, but you'd better not look straight up, or they'll fall on you.

whats the best way to make a totoro head?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Neliel on November 08, 2010, 08:37:23 PM
duct tape, its always the answer.

how come pigs cant fly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on November 08, 2010, 10:35:44 PM
Because you didn't give them the magic beans.



How's the weather up there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: c2chaos on November 08, 2010, 11:53:32 PM
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

What are you eating under there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on November 09, 2010, 12:37:48 AM
Honey Nut Cherios, with banana.

why do you care?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: c2chaos on November 09, 2010, 12:59:17 AM
...because I love you? (o.O)?

how do you ruin a good joke?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on November 09, 2010, 01:04:55 AM
to get to the other side.

should i really be looking up cosplay stuff right now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: c2chaos on November 09, 2010, 01:09:41 AM
No. You should be looking them up a week before con. That way, there would be more anticipation.

Is it bad that I keep having adventures with Anime girls in my dreams?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on November 09, 2010, 01:31:30 AM
only if your adventures are illegal in your county/state/ or province.

my hand is numb, but my foot is fine. does it have something to do with the pills?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on November 09, 2010, 03:34:44 PM
No, it's all in your head.

Is it wrong to go on adventures with an emo kid in the magical land of my home town?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: c2chaos on November 10, 2010, 12:05:55 AM
Magical place? You live in DISNEYLAND!? If so, then, no. It's pefectly fine.  Why am I not playing black ops yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: nf33 on November 10, 2010, 06:03:29 AM
Because there are better games to play.

Why am I going to school?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: c2chaos on November 10, 2010, 10:48:23 AM
because if you are not working you are going to school. :P

What's that smell?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: nf33 on November 10, 2010, 06:41:26 PM
the week old egg under your bed.

Why do we sleep?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on November 10, 2010, 06:42:29 PM
To recharge our kidneys

Why do we not have 20/20 hindsight?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on November 11, 2010, 12:54:42 PM
Because humans are to lazy to get them.

Why is the world so slow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on November 11, 2010, 03:51:32 PM
so we dont all fly off

should i smoke a ham or turkey for thanksgiving?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: SOawesomeness on November 11, 2010, 04:58:46 PM
Catch a Totoro and have him smoke you. :D

Why does warm milk make me so sleepy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on November 11, 2010, 05:02:26 PM
It soothes the mind.

Why are some songs so addictive?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: c2chaos on November 13, 2010, 02:45:02 AM
It's the NicoNico-tine.

How do you wake a foot that's asleep without feeling that weird sharp pain-like million-needles sensation?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on November 13, 2010, 06:50:46 AM
You make the foot pancakes. The smell of it will wake it up.

Why do most country songs I've heard have the same topic?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Nightroad on December 18, 2010, 07:29:43 PM
Because theres not much to do in the country...

How big can a fern grow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BitsOfChoBits on January 19, 2011, 01:43:18 PM
why do men have nipples?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on January 19, 2011, 04:45:24 PM
Men have nipples because women have nipples.



Why are you eating the rest of my food?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ispyangie on January 19, 2011, 04:49:50 PM
Because I'm gosh darn hungry.

If I say "surprise!" what's the first thing that pops into your head?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on January 19, 2011, 05:22:08 PM
Rape.


when I say Myspace you say...?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ispyangie on January 19, 2011, 05:24:15 PM
Dead.

What's up, doc?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on January 19, 2011, 05:25:29 PM
Eeehhhhh .. nuttin' much.


How you like dem apples?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ispyangie on January 19, 2011, 05:29:07 PM
I like dems very much...in caramel sauce. (;

Is there such a thing as 'too much chocolate'?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on January 19, 2011, 09:42:32 PM
not if you have enough insulin.

when is dancey dancey time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ispyangie on January 19, 2011, 09:52:20 PM
Past your bedtime.

QUICK! The object nearest to you will be used as a weapon, what is it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on January 19, 2011, 11:04:41 PM
my pj pants.. i can strangle people!

why wasnt i wearing my sword instead?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: otakuya on January 20, 2011, 12:22:06 AM
Oh, I thought you were just happy to see me  ;D

Um, fair-trade blend with soy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: BitsOfChoBits on January 20, 2011, 09:11:39 AM
yes soy is good for you

why is it that rollie pollies have a human face when you turn them over?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: c2chaos on January 21, 2011, 11:27:00 AM
It is because it's cute.

What can you substitute for Monosodium Glutamate (MSG)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on January 21, 2011, 07:41:28 PM
50/50 mix of salt & sugar with a dash of fish sauce per teaspoon of the mixture.
[stupid answer? I think not.]




Why is your face red like a tomato?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: c2chaos on January 21, 2011, 11:17:03 PM
Ist defernitely not becuss ov alkohol.
*hic*


What kind of Asian does not have Sriracha sauce at home?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: otakuya on January 22, 2011, 12:26:07 AM
^  Filipinos and Filipinas cuz we got oyster sauce and banana sauce!


V  Why the heck am I on the boards right now instead of working?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: c2chaos on January 22, 2011, 01:08:06 AM
'cause it's Friday.

There's banana sauce!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: otakuya on January 22, 2011, 01:10:57 AM
Not a stupid answer, but... BAM!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_ketchup (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_ketchup)
also available in spicy!


What doesn't go well with banana sauce?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: c2chaos on January 22, 2011, 01:25:49 AM
Ice cream!?
I wouldn't even dare. XP
I have to find me some banana sauce now!

Where can I get some?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: EJAY420 on January 22, 2011, 01:27:08 AM
hmmmm, guess what im smoking?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: c2chaos on January 22, 2011, 01:28:59 AM
Beef jerky.

Where's the beef!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: otakuya on January 22, 2011, 01:32:04 AM
In my stomach! with some banana sauce!

[BTW, you can get it any many oriental supermarkets around the Bay Area. More specifically, Filipino supermarkets have plenty]



How should I save more money right now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: c2chaos on January 22, 2011, 01:51:20 AM
Give it to me.

Why aren't there any Filipinos where I live!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: EJAY420 on January 22, 2011, 01:53:40 AM
Union City Bro.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on January 22, 2011, 08:30:12 AM
Give it to me.

Why aren't there any Filipinos where I live!?

IKR??!

I haven't been to Union City in awhile..
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ispyangie on January 28, 2011, 05:11:28 PM
^ There's no question D':

But..how many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: EJAY420 on January 28, 2011, 05:14:35 PM
about 10 seabreezes
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on January 28, 2011, 05:15:29 PM
Anyone here ever done a kegstand before?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: c2chaos on January 29, 2011, 02:54:44 AM
If I did, I'm sure I wouldn't remember it. :P

What you got in your pockets there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on January 29, 2011, 08:18:27 AM
Nothin' you need tu' worry 'bout. >.>




Can't you fly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on January 29, 2011, 10:41:32 AM
Once. the problem is the landing.

why should i?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on February 04, 2011, 09:06:59 AM
Because your father told you to.

Why does Lady Gaga call herself Lady Gaga.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: kaileekei on February 04, 2011, 11:05:20 PM
do pandas fly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Echoleon on February 06, 2011, 06:36:51 AM
No, they teleport everywhere.

Why have I not put the sheets on my bed in the past 3 days since washing the dirty ones?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: c2chaos on February 11, 2011, 11:33:12 AM
The dirty ones are already broken in.

Why Justin Bieber?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on February 11, 2011, 02:50:41 PM

Cause he follows all the twilight movies.


Why "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn" Part 1
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on February 11, 2011, 09:15:29 PM
Why Twilight?
Because vampire lovers have not opened their eyes to Bieber yet.


WHY ME?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on February 11, 2011, 09:54:36 PM
It's only 2 more hours till midnight.


What am I doing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on February 12, 2011, 07:26:33 AM
You're standing on your head.
With a Nutella sandwich in your mouth.


Why do you make me sick pollen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: otakuya on February 21, 2011, 01:37:44 AM
Pollen: "Cuz we're air-fleas and you're the dog!"

Now what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on February 21, 2011, 11:07:51 AM
Now you go buy a  Bugatti Veyron for your mother.


What the meaning of life?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on February 22, 2011, 11:32:39 PM
Hats.
People arent wearing enough hats.

Can I play the Piano any more?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on February 23, 2011, 08:14:41 AM
Use the magic of your wondrous lady fingers.



  Why are some manga artists not updating their manga?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: c2chaos on February 23, 2011, 11:08:57 AM
because Tokyo politicians think that mangas are evil.

Why isn't it Friday?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on February 23, 2011, 12:18:00 PM
Because Friday is protesting to get it's name back from TGI Fridays.

If spongebob is underwater, how could he be at a beach? ???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on February 23, 2011, 02:03:29 PM
Because the beach knows everything.



  But what about the children??!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on February 25, 2011, 10:28:28 PM
they can walk.

why is it doomed to fail?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Mi Feng on February 25, 2011, 10:47:59 PM
Because you are so full of win.

What is the point of points?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on February 25, 2011, 11:07:57 PM
to gauge how close to my win you are.

would doing a team fortress Heavy cosplay a good idea? i dont want to shave my head though.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: otakuya on February 26, 2011, 04:11:26 AM
Let me put it this way: BONK!


How do you like your eggs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on February 26, 2011, 09:22:57 AM
Over EZ.
With some bacon n' cheese n' hash browns on thu' side.



What is love?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on February 26, 2011, 11:55:35 PM
Don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more..

are you into that sort of thing? because i'm cool with it.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on February 27, 2011, 12:26:49 PM
Yeah. It's a weird flesh burning fetish but you'll get used to it.


Hey you, what's your sign? ;D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: c2chaos on February 27, 2011, 06:56:07 PM
"Under construction."

How do you make a fun day fun-ner?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on February 27, 2011, 08:40:54 PM
Kites and bicycles.

what is your plan for the zombie apocalypse?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on February 27, 2011, 09:33:28 PM
We eat them before they eat us.. (well our brains. I guess..)


Why do I have to do what you say? You ain't my momma.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Mi Feng on March 01, 2011, 04:24:54 PM
Because I am your father.

Why did 7 eat 9?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on March 01, 2011, 05:08:46 PM
Because it loves the taste of fresh numbers.
9 is a very fresh number.


So.. what now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on March 02, 2011, 06:12:56 PM
now, we have a funny hat party.

do you know YOUR credit score?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: L0Lpants on March 02, 2011, 06:44:41 PM
yeah, check that ish on a regular basis.



You ever wonder how food becomes poo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: EJAY420 on March 02, 2011, 06:54:47 PM
I did at first. Now I'm like how long does it take until it leaves my system.


Why did the sticker need a laywer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Alyxiane on March 12, 2011, 02:38:36 PM
Cause he's suing some stamps that tried to kill him and his family.

What goes on in a cat's mind?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: hikarihoshi28 on March 21, 2011, 09:30:41 PM
It thinks about how it can most efficiently spread its shedding fluff on your jacket.

Why did Pluto get demoted?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on March 26, 2011, 02:57:08 PM
Because Goofy wanted a bigger dressing room.

why i laugh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on March 26, 2011, 11:46:16 PM
You laugh cuz stupid stuff happens.



What'chya gonna do 'bout it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: TwistedFayt on April 10, 2011, 12:34:09 PM
I'm gonna scream and run into a wall.

What's your problem?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 10, 2011, 06:31:49 PM
I... I.. I don't know!


*runs away crying like a pansy*


Are you blushing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: TwistedFayt on April 11, 2011, 03:22:09 PM
No! I just spilled...... hot sauce onto my cheeks and now they're flaring from the spiciness!

Why can't you fly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on April 11, 2011, 06:07:57 PM
body scanners.

what what and the duck?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 11, 2011, 07:31:40 PM
Oh, I bought the duck at a market.

Gonna kill it later & make some Confit.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on April 13, 2011, 03:12:38 PM
However the Confit is not what I had in mind.

Should Doitsu from Axis Powers Hetalia be cross referenced to Sgt. Schultz from Hogan's Heroes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: TwistedFayt on April 16, 2011, 01:41:52 PM
No because Doitsu is hawt.

Are you insane?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on April 16, 2011, 04:35:56 PM
not legally.

does it matter?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 16, 2011, 04:43:25 PM
Don't matter as long as you have the sauce.



Why are you still here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on April 16, 2011, 05:17:08 PM
because i am not there.

where should i be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 16, 2011, 11:47:18 PM
IN MAH BELLEH.

*awkwardly rubs stomach*




Are you gonna be mean to me this time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on April 17, 2011, 12:04:37 AM
only if you want me to be.  ;)

did i spend too much in japantown today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: L0Lpants on April 17, 2011, 12:22:59 AM
depends on how high a level die-hard fan you are, so i'll say yes, you did.



Why are you still up this late?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on April 17, 2011, 01:26:05 AM
spent about $100 on a couple books to learn japanese, t shirt, food.

I'm almost always up this late.

why are you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: L0Lpants on April 17, 2011, 01:31:02 AM
it's Saturday, dude. Why the hell not?



Do you know where the next party is at?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: otakuya on April 17, 2011, 01:55:45 AM
It better not be at my hotel; I'm gonna call the police to escort you out of my building! (true story)


What are you downloading right now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 17, 2011, 06:02:32 PM
Things that MIIIIGHT give my laptop a virus.  ;)


Why the long face?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Mi Feng on April 17, 2011, 06:07:38 PM
I am Sarah Jessica Parker.

Who's line is it anyway?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on April 17, 2011, 09:40:33 PM
Ichigo's

why do i get so involved in some projects?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: L0Lpants on April 18, 2011, 03:03:37 AM
just for kicks maybe?



Who's that at the door?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ELDEMONIO on April 18, 2011, 10:29:01 AM
Must be the pizza guy.HE"S LATE!!! >:(

Why Domino's?WHY!??Porque??!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: TwistedFayt on April 20, 2011, 11:20:32 AM
BECAUSE! They said so!

Why is the Earth round?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 20, 2011, 12:43:54 PM
Because I shaped it that way.
I hated squares back then.


    You got any money on you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Mi Feng on April 20, 2011, 01:34:12 PM
Not anymore.

Why is the rum always gone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on April 20, 2011, 04:44:20 PM
People like King Koopa and Jack Sparrow drink it all

Can I be in the Super Mario Bros movie forever?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 20, 2011, 06:14:03 PM
Sure. But you gotta eat mushrooms EVERY.SINGLE.DAMN.DAY.



Why do they always run?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on April 21, 2011, 08:37:22 AM
They prefer people who aren't in overalls and a hat

Why is Chowder called Chowder when he isn't a soup?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 21, 2011, 09:09:26 AM
Because.



Why is the sky blue?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on April 21, 2011, 08:58:49 PM
because.
why is the grass green?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on April 21, 2011, 09:39:46 PM
Because Stone Cold said so.

Why is Chef not the chef at my school?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 22, 2011, 08:21:52 AM
Because our school is too poor to have the high class man cook there. :/



  Did you drink my last glass of Smirnoff?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on April 22, 2011, 06:40:11 PM
maybe.

was it green apple?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 23, 2011, 09:43:10 AM
YES. *rage face*



Are you really going to do something so stupid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on April 23, 2011, 09:55:00 AM
Yes I am

Should I dress like Chef and go around saying, "Hello there children!"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on April 23, 2011, 05:21:39 PM
Yes I am

Should I dress like Chef and go around saying, "Hello there children!"
I think it'd be better if Deon did it.

why is it so hard to find good cosplay ideas for my body type?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 23, 2011, 06:02:51 PM
Because every cosplay out there doesn't fit the godliness of your body.



   Where is your God now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on April 23, 2011, 06:11:17 PM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Puddi?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on April 23, 2011, 06:19:15 PM
Si senor

Que?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: L0Lpants on April 24, 2011, 01:48:48 AM
I said "can you speak ade english?"



If I get bitten, does that mean i'm going to turn into one of them?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on April 24, 2011, 07:13:20 AM
No, you'll be half and half, basically a hybrid

Can I race to Witch Mountain?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 26, 2011, 10:10:08 PM
You can try, but you'll never make it.


Why is your face so purple?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: L0Lpants on April 26, 2011, 10:24:51 PM
I'm trying to break the world record for longest time a person's breath can be held




do you still think that's a good idea?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 27, 2011, 07:33:18 AM
Yeah, just jump of this cliff and you'll land in a bed of pillows.
Trust me.



And what happens if I don't?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on April 27, 2011, 04:45:25 PM
you'll be stuck at the top of the cliff.

can you smell what the rock is cooking?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 28, 2011, 11:09:05 AM
Smells Like Teen Spirit.

What would you be willing to do for $100?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ShadowKnight508 on April 28, 2011, 11:11:53 AM
Anything that does not seem weird or downright lame xD

Why must some dubbed forms of my favorite anime series suck so bad?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 28, 2011, 11:23:48 AM
Because most dubs suck badly. However, there are some good ones; Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Full Metal Alchemist, Princess Mononoke....just to name a few.

Why do you touch yourself at night?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on April 28, 2011, 03:19:21 PM
Because my phone doesn't love me

Who wants some sugar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 28, 2011, 03:21:21 PM
Not me. I'm on a diet.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on April 28, 2011, 03:24:55 PM
Give Rigby's brother some Sugar

Would you dance with the stars?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Liquid on April 28, 2011, 03:43:44 PM
If they paid me.

Would you watch Dancing with the Stars live?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on April 28, 2011, 07:50:45 PM
With you, I'd do aaaaaaaannyyything.


Would you go to a rave with the Cookie Monster?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: L0Lpants on April 28, 2011, 10:36:23 PM
i would, but i fear that he'd eat all my cookies & go on a sugar-high frenzy all over the dance floor



can you nuns really fly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ShadowKnight508 on April 28, 2011, 10:38:11 PM
Sure...get a strong enough breeze and watch them catch air xD

Why must TokyoPop shut down it's North American publishing location?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on May 02, 2011, 05:31:27 PM
Because Christina from Tough Enough is evil.

Why can some people rip shirts easily?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: L0Lpants on May 02, 2011, 06:07:28 PM
because the shirt, like phonebooks, can twist in a way that it can be ripped



How come doing the impossible is easier than doing something that is possible?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on May 03, 2011, 04:55:55 PM
Because it's so easyily crazy

Why can't I watch Spanish shows in English?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ShadowKnight508 on May 03, 2011, 07:44:27 PM
The language barrier forbids it....that, and they would rather have you master the language first in order to enjoy it.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: L0Lpants on May 03, 2011, 08:23:37 PM
Since no question was asked, we'll start anew & pretend that it didn't happen


why does Sadaharu keep biting everybody's head?(also a legitimate question)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on May 03, 2011, 08:29:11 PM
for the sweet sweet eye juice.


what was that smell?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ShadowKnight508 on May 03, 2011, 08:47:44 PM
Not sure...wait, when was the last time you showered?

Why does the wait for FanimeCon 2011 feel like it is taking forever? 0_0
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on May 03, 2011, 09:40:19 PM
yesterday. and in about an hour or so.

should i bbq pork ribs tomorrow night, or get some steak?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: L0Lpants on May 03, 2011, 10:17:48 PM
Get the steak of course, you fool!



if you were stuck on island w/ nothing but a Creed album & a CD player, how would you kill yourself?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on May 03, 2011, 10:43:34 PM
how far away is land? probably break the cd and stab myself in the jugular.

blended scotch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on May 04, 2011, 06:30:40 AM
Must be related to Butters Stotch

Why did Paris Hilton dress me like a bear and try to buy me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on May 04, 2011, 09:46:16 AM
Because your fluffy


Why is it that my school has to put a graduation presentation before fanime con comes ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 04, 2011, 08:53:36 PM
Your school hates Fanime.


Why can't I fly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: otakuya on May 04, 2011, 09:05:07 PM
You don't drink Red Bull


Do you know the way to San Jose?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Batman77 on May 04, 2011, 09:20:40 PM
 :D No but I can instant transmission there.

When is fanime again?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: L0Lpants on May 04, 2011, 09:28:39 PM
in 3 weeks/ 23 days son! how do ya not know this ish?!


You sure it's safe to open that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 04, 2011, 09:47:04 PM
Trruuuuuust me I'm sober.


What's in the bag? Dead babies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ShadowKnight508 on May 04, 2011, 10:24:41 PM
I hope not....could have sworn it was gnomes 0_0

When will we come across each others company?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on May 04, 2011, 10:43:07 PM
that depends on you, doesn't it?

what woudl you do if you saw a giant puddi at fanime?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on May 05, 2011, 01:15:03 PM
I'd tell Tweety.

Why does only Angelina from Jersey Shore see my awesomeness but not the rest of the cast?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Batman77 on May 05, 2011, 07:35:19 PM
 :) because the rest of the cast does not know awesome.

Will there be anime at Fanime this year?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: ShadowKnight508 on May 05, 2011, 07:51:57 PM
Sure....unless the world ended in May like those religious wackjobs claim it will.

Why must they protest at FanimeCon each year?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: koolcalcat1 on May 05, 2011, 08:23:52 PM
because they enjoy seeing jesus in person...(Cosplay jesus)

Why must the week go so slowly!!!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on May 05, 2011, 09:02:12 PM
To keep the protestors happy

Why is I Love You, Beth Cooper not considered a classic film?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 05, 2011, 10:50:22 PM
B/c people are true haters.



   Why do you have a pair of Justin Bieber's boxers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: L0Lpants on May 05, 2011, 11:39:10 PM
this ain't what it looks like! I just have these so i can sell em on ebay



What's that you're hiding behind your back?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on May 06, 2011, 11:46:16 AM
Its a solid wall D:

why am I lazy at finishing work yet theres a chance i could fail if i didnt do it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on May 06, 2011, 03:39:11 PM
You should of eaten a bowl of Total this morning.


Should Vic Mignogna be covering the 137th Running of The Kentucky Derby?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: otakuya on May 06, 2011, 08:35:20 PM
No, cuz Edward Elric is a jockey in the race (do you know how small those guys are???)


Does anyone know what time it is!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on May 06, 2011, 08:46:19 PM
ITS ADVENTURE TIME!

can i git about treefiddy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on May 07, 2011, 03:54:37 PM
No

whats tree fiddy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on May 07, 2011, 07:14:02 PM
The famous dance of Arbor from Chowder

Who done it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: L0Lpants on May 08, 2011, 10:21:10 PM
i don't know, maybe ask that shifty-eye looking character trying to sneak away over there



you got change on ya?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 09, 2011, 06:30:42 PM
Yo momma.


Did you dun goofed this time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on May 09, 2011, 10:49:52 PM
No.

You jelly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: L0Lpants on May 09, 2011, 10:58:35 PM
no, i mustard


what the hell are you aiming at?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: koolcalcat1 on May 10, 2011, 08:59:19 AM
Your dick

Why do apples taste good?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: L0Lpants on May 10, 2011, 04:01:36 PM
Mother Nature put some secret sauce in it when nobody was looking


I'm going to ask you 1 question: Do you feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on May 10, 2011, 07:30:52 PM
that was two.

Catdog?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: L0Lpants on May 10, 2011, 07:38:30 PM
sure, 2 over here plzs. No relish




Must you drown your food in soy sauce?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 10, 2011, 09:28:35 PM
Yes.
And dried sushi.
And furikkake.

And..
And..

[etc.]

Were you always that big?
[You can take this comment however you like.]
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on May 11, 2011, 04:56:17 PM
No, I used the Bowflex

Are you gonna spank my hams?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on May 12, 2011, 01:57:46 PM
I dont roll that way


Why did i wander san jose 3 weeks before the con untill 11pm and didnt go home till 1 am? yet i live in oakland
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 12, 2011, 08:01:15 PM
You were looking for a porn shop.


Why do schools have a ban on gangster apparel?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: L0Lpants on May 12, 2011, 08:25:47 PM
they don't want the students to make friends of the same color clothing


how come theres no word to rhyme with orange?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 12, 2011, 08:29:35 PM
Actually...

Door hinge.

Would you be my knight in shining armor if it was 100 degrees outside?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: L0Lpants on May 12, 2011, 08:37:43 PM
might as well, i'll just go full commando under the armor so nobody would know. Wait a minute...i just typed that, didn't i?



if a person ate nothing but salty food like taffy, would their blood be as salty as the water in the Dead Sea?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 12, 2011, 08:45:59 PM
Yes.

So salty, that one's sweat would taste of salt.


Why are you in my closet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: L0Lpants on May 12, 2011, 09:24:49 PM
i'm playing hide n' seek. Duh



why are bananas shaped the way they are?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: otakuya on May 12, 2011, 10:33:21 PM
God sneezed while making a straight line


What is a canuck?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 12, 2011, 10:42:51 PM
Someone you will never bang.


   Did you just piss yourself?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on May 12, 2011, 11:06:42 PM
no, i was in the pool.


do you like to go camping?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: L0Lpants on May 12, 2011, 11:12:32 PM
um...no. Wern't houses made so we wouldn't have to do that anymore?! Nature's cool & all, but just in the sense that it doesn't follow me when i go into a building


what'd that alien just say?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Batman77 on May 13, 2011, 10:52:44 PM
 :D No

Yes?  ;D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: heeroyuy135 on May 14, 2011, 03:33:47 AM
42

Will the Sharks "choke" again?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on May 14, 2011, 08:13:42 PM
If they eat the bone again yes


Why is Halko Momoi Pretty?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on May 14, 2011, 08:15:51 PM
makeup.

why does every small project i undertake turn into a huge project and end up costing way more than planned?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 14, 2011, 10:23:41 PM
That little leprechaun under your bed is holding you back, man.



     Why am I so interested in Masakaki [ From The Money of Soul & Possibly Control] ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on May 15, 2011, 09:16:04 AM
Wakarimasen Lol

why am i dressing up as ANBU?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 15, 2011, 07:22:18 PM
[lol. I like that answer.]

  Because you're a Naru-tard.


   Why didn't I think of that in the first place?????
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on May 21, 2011, 08:50:22 AM
NO not a narutard lol
and cause derp

why am i eating bread?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 21, 2011, 10:26:35 PM
Because you like it soft and crusty.

Why does your derp face look so unusually attracting?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on May 21, 2011, 11:17:05 PM
Because I fell face first on hot dog flavored water.


What is CNN doing here at NERV headquarters?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 22, 2011, 08:50:06 PM
They're gonna take over the world.




   Why is my nose like a faucet?
It won't stop running. :/
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Ikki Yoneda on May 23, 2011, 02:02:24 AM
You've got a globe valve where you should have a ball valve.

Why am I still up at 0200 on garbage night?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: FullMetalDonut on May 23, 2011, 03:05:10 PM
Early bird breakfast.

Will you please put the correct response in the form of a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: L0Lpants on May 23, 2011, 03:39:32 PM
what is a question? Trebek: correct.



I'll take " do leprechauns use unicorns as their source for transportation around the rainbows?" for 1000
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on May 23, 2011, 08:36:44 PM
100

what is cat
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 23, 2011, 08:52:12 PM
Cat is what.


I said what what, in the butt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: otakuya on May 23, 2011, 09:35:17 PM
Was that a question or a request?  ;D

(^BTW, that was my answer and question)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 23, 2011, 09:39:49 PM
Unfortunately for you, that was a question dudeman.
 8)


Aren't you gonna get me that Poke'ball over yonder?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: otakuya on May 23, 2011, 09:57:52 PM
Sure, I've got 6 of them anyway.


Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on May 23, 2011, 10:33:57 PM
oh i seem to taken off my shirt exposing my belly

why is it that fanime is 4 days away
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: L0Lpants on May 23, 2011, 10:36:02 PM
Daylight Savings is backwards. Roll 1 hr. Forward but time goes faster


 Why can't I stop picking out my head-grass? (head-grass=hair)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on May 24, 2011, 08:43:07 AM
cause ur grooming

why cant i stop procrastinating>?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: AngelWings on May 24, 2011, 10:28:11 AM
Cause you're a pro at it!

Why does trying to teach my grandmother anything to do with electronics end in her sulking?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: L0Lpants on May 24, 2011, 11:47:28 AM
because the text on the screen isn't colorful enough



why can't my mustache grow out more than a few centimeters?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on May 24, 2011, 08:27:12 PM
you underage

why does my steak taste good?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 24, 2011, 08:32:57 PM
Because it's got a piece of me in it. .-.


Why aren't you bleeding?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on May 24, 2011, 08:38:18 PM
because the piece of you is protecting me

why am i eating salsa
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on May 24, 2011, 10:01:58 PM
because you ran out of tortilla chips.


Are there any republicans in the city of Vancouver?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: otakuya on May 24, 2011, 10:08:54 PM
I don't care. F them.  ;D


Now whatcha gonna do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: L0Lpants on May 24, 2011, 10:11:48 PM
gunna do the same thing we do every night, Otakuya. TRY & TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!


You're still not going to feel this moody 2 days from now, are you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: otakuya on May 24, 2011, 10:16:46 PM
No. I better not. (Wait, that's a good answer. Not a stupid one.)



Where's the beef?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on May 25, 2011, 08:59:42 AM
in my fridge


wheres the homework
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 25, 2011, 10:09:36 PM
In mah belleh.



Are you high?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on May 25, 2011, 10:12:25 PM
oh god im high

why am i high?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on May 26, 2011, 02:53:04 AM
get off the ladder, you are an efg.
you dont belong anywhere above ground level.

awake?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 26, 2011, 08:16:24 AM
Yes. And tired.



Can you help me find my orphan tears?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on May 26, 2011, 08:19:55 AM
check under your pillow.

did you want to bring them to fanime?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 27, 2011, 07:50:40 AM
No, they're going to watch marathons of Adventure Time, MAd TV, & Nickelodeon.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: L0Lpants on May 27, 2011, 10:15:18 AM
^didn't post a question, so....



How can you "break the unbreakable"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: c2chaos on May 27, 2011, 11:44:44 AM
Leave a dent or an impression, otherwise, get everyone to assume it's broken.
How do your cure crows feet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: otakuya on May 28, 2011, 01:05:41 AM
Boom! Tough actin' Tinactin.


Why are you reading the Fanime forums rather than being at the con itself right now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 30, 2011, 07:59:30 PM
It's all over now baby. Until next year.


How come you didn't attend that one hentai panel/thing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on May 30, 2011, 08:29:54 PM
they wouldnt allow me in with my 10th grade id card even though i was 18 :c

why was my con experience bad ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: L0Lpants on May 30, 2011, 08:38:29 PM
because nobody gave you directions to the party...


what is the cure for con sickness?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on May 30, 2011, 08:39:18 PM
Water

What is love?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 30, 2011, 09:47:37 PM
Love is nature's way of tricking people into reproducing.
But that's what urbandictionary said...


Do you miss the good ol' days?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on May 30, 2011, 10:00:04 PM
yes 2008 when fanime was my first con and everything was a surprise to me and fresh, but 2009 was better when i understood how cons worked :3

what is the next big con ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 30, 2011, 10:06:19 PM
yes 2008 when fanime was my first con and everything was a surprise to me and fresh, but 2009 was better when i understood how cons worked :3

what is the next big con ?

2009 was my first con. ^^

The next big con AX Con. July 1-4. YAY. Guess who can't go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on May 30, 2011, 10:09:13 PM
I cant because it sucks :D

whos going to that free con ? AM 2?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: chifunii on May 30, 2011, 10:10:21 PM
I'm not going... 8D

Why is my iPhone only playing my MusicFest playlist? =+= blasted thing...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 30, 2011, 10:13:47 PM
B/c it loves you??


What time am I going to bed?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: chifunii on May 30, 2011, 10:16:24 PM
Trick question, you're not sleeping. Neither am I. T_T

Blueberries or mangoes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 30, 2011, 10:21:40 PM
Mangos all the way.~ <3




  Cold or hot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on May 30, 2011, 11:08:27 PM
warm

rain or no rain
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: MyMidnightAffair on May 30, 2011, 11:09:19 PM
No rain. Me gusta mucho sol.

You leik teh mudkips or magikarps?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on May 30, 2011, 11:13:08 PM
Me Gusta both

ranch or no ranch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on May 31, 2011, 08:42:43 PM
no ranch.
did you order the spaghetti, or the ravioli?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on May 31, 2011, 09:10:28 PM
ravioli

axe or power
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on June 01, 2011, 05:26:11 PM
Chainsaw. always the chainsaw.

chocolate or vanilla?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: L0Lpants on June 01, 2011, 05:55:26 PM
vanilla


why isn't phone spelled "fone" instead?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on June 01, 2011, 07:07:05 PM
cause ph phat

why am i eating
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Post by: nerd-chan on June 17, 2011, 03:51:05 PM
You are eating because you are addicted. We need to get you into food rehab stat.

Why does the house smell like strawberries?
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Post by: MyMidnightAffair on June 18, 2011, 08:20:29 PM
Because 1313 just left your place.

   Why is it so damn hot in Las Vegas?
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Post by: otakuya on June 18, 2011, 11:43:00 PM
Rainbow baby elephants!



How was it?
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Post by: L0Lpants on June 19, 2011, 12:17:17 AM
it was all right. Needed more chocolate....



Dude, where's my car?
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Post by: Runewitt on June 19, 2011, 04:23:39 PM
It got repo'd for being parked in a red zone.

how did it get so hot?
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Post by: JohnnyAR on July 03, 2011, 07:44:53 PM
What is a cure for unrequited love?
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on July 04, 2011, 06:29:11 PM
Subway.

Why is Chuck Norris so feared?
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Post by: L0Lpants on July 06, 2011, 06:54:20 PM
because underneath his beard is another fist



What does it mean to "PUT YA GUNS ON!"?
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on July 06, 2011, 09:23:07 PM
The same thing as putting on your, "Pa-pa-pa-poker face!"

Why are Jack Black movies always so awesome?
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Post by: MyMidnightAffair on July 11, 2011, 11:37:44 AM
because underneath his beard is another fist



What does it mean to "PUT YA GUNS ON!"?

Aaand 1 Sengoku Basara brownie point for you. ~

Jack Black movies are awesome because he is manly.

Wanna do a flashmob together?
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on July 11, 2011, 04:39:36 PM
Yes of course, only if it's on Madagascar.

How come we can't stretch like Jake the Dog?
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Post by: Runewitt on July 11, 2011, 08:52:23 PM
bones.

Should i get an x-box?
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Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on July 11, 2011, 11:33:29 PM
No, There are already many x-box owners infected with the red ring virus.



How in the FRIGGIN hell could you beat Call Of Duty in one day?
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Post by: Rhornez on July 15, 2011, 05:51:14 PM
Rockstars and Monsters Lots of them.

why do i eat 3 meals a day?
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Post by: L0Lpants on July 17, 2011, 11:13:06 AM
cuz you're a lazy eater


do possums make good birthday presents?
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Post by: MyMidnightAffair on July 17, 2011, 10:09:59 PM
It doesn't hurt to try it. 8D


Why is this song so true? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWy_uauR-6k
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Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on August 09, 2011, 12:22:42 AM
He must be another Rebecca Black clone.


How did Mr. Snuffleupagus's name became so ancient?
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Post by: r3za1264 on August 11, 2011, 11:26:50 AM
Ever since he Snuffled my pagus' D:

why does my ass have flaps?
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Post by: MyMidnightAffair on August 11, 2011, 03:15:23 PM
Because you have some lovely lady lumps.. but down there.


Would you let me borrow your time machine if you owned one?
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Post by: L0Lpants on August 20, 2011, 08:58:32 PM
I would but I forgot which vending machine I disguised it as...



if Canadians use mayonnaise as a primary coniment for stuff like we do for ketchup, does that mean they spread their ketchup on their bread for sandwiches too?
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Post by: CobaltTempest on August 20, 2011, 11:19:13 PM
Preposterous! Everyone knows that average Canadians prefer no condiments on their bread.

Why does my oven turn on without anyone touching it?
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Post by: CosplayDevotee on August 20, 2011, 11:45:30 PM
Because it's trying to kill you.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?
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Post by: Liquid on September 07, 2011, 05:02:21 PM
Intelligent design.

What happened to dragons?
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Post by: MyMidnightAffair on September 07, 2011, 10:14:56 PM
They're all chilling in my backyard.


Where's my new Aston Martin?
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Post by: CobaltTempest on September 08, 2011, 04:52:17 PM
It was stolen and used for a demolition derby. It was, of course, rendered unusable.

What do hipsters do on their free time?





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Post by: NinitheNinja on September 08, 2011, 07:13:39 PM
Plan world domination.

Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
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Post by: Dr Mario on September 10, 2011, 10:48:59 PM
Lupus.

Is it really over when the fat lady sings?
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Post by: L0Lpants on September 11, 2011, 12:46:07 AM
it's true but since she's over at the buffet line, it'll be a while before she starts singing (rim shot)


Under the "languages you speak" section of FB, you can pick Daft Punk. Question is, how do you speak Daft Punk? Or would you have to be on the dance floor to use it?
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Post by: CobaltTempest on September 11, 2011, 05:26:14 PM
Daft Punk, like English and other Germanic languages, is not phonetic. It's also very unorthodox to most people since it borrows tones from a wide range of languages. Most people use it on the dance floor out of habit. It's an unspoken rule that it cannot be spoken outside of the dance floor.

Why isn't meteorology entirely accurate yet?



Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: NinitheNinja on September 12, 2011, 09:00:45 PM
Potatoes eclipse the moon.

Where are my pet chickens hiding their eggs?
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Post by: CobaltTempest on September 12, 2011, 09:21:08 PM
They're not doing it on purpose. Their eggs just refuse to come out since they have now developed the consciousness to know that they will be consumed.

Where are my wigs?
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Post by: MyMidnightAffair on September 12, 2011, 10:41:51 PM
You're a dirty devil.
You don't deserve no wings.


  Will Homestuck control my life?
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Post by: CobaltTempest on September 13, 2011, 07:48:01 AM
It will if you do not drink Dr. Pepper at least once a week.

Speaking of which, why does Dr. Pepper taste so good?
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Post by: CosplayDevotee on September 13, 2011, 07:33:43 PM
Because it has 23 flavors!

Why does my neighbor play polka music?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: NinitheNinja on September 15, 2011, 05:13:26 PM
Because the full moon forbids anything else.

Why is the sky blue?
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Post by: heeroyuy135 on September 22, 2011, 07:56:12 PM
Aliens.

Why does dust collect?
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Post by: Runewitt on October 03, 2011, 10:23:04 PM
it's hoping for the market to improve so it can sell and retire without any financial burdens.

where have i been?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: chifunii on October 04, 2011, 01:48:32 PM
where you went.

do I need this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: N.E.R.V.agent220 on October 05, 2011, 10:54:00 PM
No you don't.


What does race car driver John Andretti have to do with Human Physiology?
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Post by: chifunii on October 06, 2011, 06:59:30 PM
Cars got bodies. People do too.

Why am I studying outside?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: NinitheNinja on October 16, 2011, 09:12:12 PM
Because the moon decided to take over for the sun and it shone purple light


Why do I like color so much?
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on October 23, 2011, 12:12:34 PM
Because color is so intense.

Why can't I be Bloonan the Barbarian?
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Post by: chifunii on October 23, 2011, 09:39:39 PM
Because I don't know who that is.

Why is my printer printing two pages at once?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Runewitt on October 24, 2011, 02:55:35 PM
to save time.

is charlie sheen still winning?
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on October 24, 2011, 04:15:05 PM
He's always winning. He's competing with Chuck Norris.

Can the Powerpuff Girls fight Mike, Lu, and Og?
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Post by: Dr Mario on October 30, 2011, 08:03:12 PM
Of course they can. Kicking ass is one of the side effects of Chemical X.

If loving you is wrong why does it feel so right?
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on November 01, 2011, 06:14:52 AM
Because of the naive natures.

How come Johnny Test survives all the tests of his sisters?
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Post by: L0Lpants on November 01, 2011, 01:16:21 PM
cuz he's using cheat codes, duh

Why ya gotta disrespect, bro?!
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Post by: Rhornez on December 28, 2011, 10:48:04 PM
you dont respect me brah

why am i now hyping over fanime?
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on December 29, 2011, 08:30:03 AM
Because you can't make it to BronyCon

Why is Kung Fu Panda so addicting?
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Post by: Runewitt on January 03, 2012, 09:10:02 PM
because of the noooooodles!

who's up for anything?
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on January 04, 2012, 06:49:25 AM
Dr. Who is Who!

Why do interpretive dancers look weird?
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Post by: Rhornez on January 08, 2012, 01:49:08 PM
*does interprative dance*

why cant i hold all these files?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: PinkHairSasuke on January 08, 2012, 03:58:07 PM
Because files are rebellious and can't be held

Why is Free Realms always being advertised?
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Post by: Mi Feng on January 09, 2012, 12:26:10 AM
Because they are "free" to do whatever they want. Nyehehehe. X3

Why arrow... WHY NOT THE ELBOW?!!?!?
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Post by: PinkHairSasuke on January 09, 2012, 04:43:32 PM
Because you don't know the elbow!!

Why does Ash tend to ruin bikes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Post by: Rhornez on January 09, 2012, 07:04:39 PM
hes a biker

why do i like nutella
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Post by: ShikiIchijo on January 10, 2012, 05:55:58 AM
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